Speaker 1: You know.
Speaker 2: Fun fact, we have all auditioned to be young Jeffrey's
Speaker 2: backup singers at one point.
Speaker 3: Yo, Jeffrey, I'm your backup singer.
Speaker 2: See that's why she didn't make it, Alexis, why didn't
Speaker 2: you make it?
Speaker 3: Jeff wouldn't even let me audition. He kicked me out.
Speaker 2: I just couldn't hit one note, all right, but he
Speaker 2: is very good at what he does.
Speaker 4: Yees see why And a brand new song of the
Speaker 4: week coming.
Speaker 1: Up in this hour. Have you guys seen the sign
Speaker 1: ups for our office Halloween party.
Speaker 3: There's a sign that sorry.
Speaker 1: Signs the signs up for our office Halloween party.
Speaker 3: I was like, wait, I was supposed to sign up
Speaker 3: for jeff.
Speaker 4: I heard like Brook.
Speaker 5: I was like, I didn't sign.
Speaker 6: Up for anything.
Speaker 1: It's brooken Jeffrey in the morning. And it's actually happening
Speaker 1: on Halloween this year, which is a change because usually
Speaker 1: they're like, well, because of scheduling, we're gonna have to
Speaker 1: do Halloween in January, so save your costumes under your desk,
Speaker 1: will get to it eventually.
Speaker 3: It's actually following on a day that the rest of
Speaker 3: our office is required to be in office, so it
Speaker 3: works out for that it's.
Speaker 1: Going to work from Home day this year, and I
Speaker 1: don't think it's a joke. It's the real thing. And
Speaker 1: they're handing out the Golden Ladle to the person who
Speaker 1: brings in the best homemade soup.
Speaker 3: I have already been scouring my recipes.
Speaker 1: So are we getting in on this action or are
Speaker 1: we abstaining from the golden ladle because I know usually
Speaker 1: if there's a prize up, Brook wants to win it.
Speaker 7: I have a ginger carrot soup that I think would
Speaker 7: be when you spring a little bit of pumpkin seeds
Speaker 7: on the top.
Speaker 1: Remember, you need to think of soups that other people
Speaker 1: would like and actually eat, because as far as joy,
Speaker 1: as far as favorite soups go out of everybody in here.
Speaker 1: I know Alexis is a butternut squash.
Speaker 3: Gal really like the one from Panera.
Speaker 4: Oh that's so.
Speaker 1: Good that I'm a Matza ball man myself. Digital Jake
Speaker 1: likes a classic chicken noodle. Really interesting, Jose, what's your
Speaker 1: favorite type of soup?
Speaker 4: It was chicken noodle, But no, actually I would.
Speaker 1: Say for Brook. I know you were mentioning something, but
Speaker 1: I was guessing your favorite is some sort of cave
Speaker 1: bat stew with fermented kidney beans in it.
Speaker 3: Backup.
Speaker 1: Okay, yeah, what about we combine all of our favorites
Speaker 1: into one pot and we call it Morning Show Surprise.
Speaker 1: That's Halloween themes.
Speaker 3: I love it, I love it.
Speaker 1: I bet it would tastes really good. And programming note,
Speaker 1: Starting Monday, during the shot Collar Question of the Day,
Speaker 1: our own technical director Ashton will be doing a week
Speaker 1: long trick or treat challenge every single day, a new
Speaker 1: one in the lead up to October thirty.
Speaker 3: Look, he's got red hair like a pumpkin, so it's.
Speaker 1: Perfect, so make sure you're listening for that. Now, let's
Speaker 1: get in to our normal shot College question of the
Speaker 1: day and send it over to mister Chicken Noodle himself.
Speaker 8: When think of the sexiest jobs on Earth, You've got
Speaker 8: your firefighters, your honky TV sitcom doctors tell us, and then,
Speaker 8: of course the most sensual of all careers, international air
Speaker 8: traffic controllers.
Speaker 3: Yeah, wave that.
Speaker 1: Those aren't the controllers. Those are the people down on
Speaker 1: the target tower people, And it.
Speaker 8: Just so happens to be International Air Traffic Controller Appreciation
Speaker 8: Days is so important. So to celebrate, we're going to
Speaker 8: each undo one button and then quiz you on all
Speaker 8: things air travel. It's a one and done. Buckle your
Speaker 8: seat belts, Spend fourteen dollars on a cheese melt, and
Speaker 8: just hit the button above your head if you ever
Speaker 8: need help. Shot color. We'll begin alphabetically with Alexis. Alexis
Speaker 8: planes get a lot of use from sweaty and gross travelers.
Speaker 8: So with that said, a brand new scientific study found
Speaker 8: what part of a commercial airplane has the most bacteria
Speaker 8: on us? Is it a seat pockets, b seat belts,
Speaker 8: or see any seat in the non first class lave.
Speaker 3: I was feel so bad after track me to college.
Speaker 3: We used to fly home right away and there was
Speaker 3: thirty of us in our running clothes on a plane. Shower,
Speaker 3: no coachman a shower. Were you just straight from the
Speaker 3: race to the plane. And now I think back and
Speaker 3: I feel so bad. Gone to a richer school they
Speaker 3: couldn't get.
Speaker 5: A hotel for they had showers on the.
Speaker 8: Yeah, I'm gonna go.
Speaker 3: I think it's the belt touching everybody.
Speaker 8: Alexis said, seat belts. That is, on one third of
Speaker 8: collected samples in this study, they found mold and yeast
Speaker 8: on seat belts. Yeah, Jose, you have airport experience. It's
Speaker 8: questions for you. If you ever find yourself with a
Speaker 8: long layover at Hong Kong International Airport, you can spend
Speaker 8: some time at what attraction found? Term two? A A
Speaker 8: full size water park? Whoa B A nine hole golf
Speaker 8: course or see a six story laser tag building.
Speaker 1: Who alexis your team could have showered in the water
Speaker 1: park before the flight?
Speaker 4: Wow?
Speaker 2: Well, I mean the water park sounds fun, but like then,
Speaker 2: you would have to have showers, you'd have to have changing.
Speaker 3: Room, you'd have to have your swimsuit with ever swimsuit.
Speaker 1: Maybe you can rent a swimsuit there.
Speaker 5: That's true, though, you're right.
Speaker 2: Achy for the rich businessman traveling in out of Hong
Speaker 2: Kong that want to hit the course ninth holes real quick, Jake,
Speaker 2: let's go with nine old course.
Speaker 8: Jose said, nine hole golf course that is yes, full size,
Speaker 8: there's seven part three and two par four's and it
Speaker 8: has a man made lake.
Speaker 5: In it a water hazard.
Speaker 8: Brook it to your question. Now, Okay, most airports won't
Speaker 8: allow you to carry on liquids that are more than
Speaker 8: three ounces. The exception is that the Genoa Airport in
Speaker 8: Italy they allow one specific item that goes through a
Speaker 8: special scanner, but after it's approved, you can travel freely
Speaker 8: with it.
Speaker 1: What is it?
Speaker 8: Is it a olive oil, B, pesto, C wine or
Speaker 8: D chloroform?
Speaker 3: It would help falling asleep on a flight.
Speaker 1: And the Italian is so much.
Speaker 8: Extra version?
Speaker 3: Okay, well, it's interesting. When you were asking the question,
Speaker 3: my first thought was olive oil. Pesto is interesting, but
Speaker 3: it's so easy.
Speaker 5: To make a bunch of basil.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna go with what I was thinking when you're asking,
Speaker 3: I'm gonna stick with olive oil.
Speaker 8: Brooks said, olive oil. That is correct. It was pesto
Speaker 8: and it goes through a special pesto scanner.
Speaker 5: Scanner.
Speaker 8: Finally, we're on to Jeffrey. Jeffrey, tell me which of
Speaker 8: these is not a real thing you can find at
Speaker 8: an airport? Is it? A? At San Francisco's airport, they
Speaker 8: have a therapy pig for anxious travelers. Oh cute b
Speaker 8: At the biggest airport in South Korea, they have a
Speaker 8: skating rink or see. At the Miami Airport, there's a
Speaker 8: store where you can purchase unclaimed luggage if it's been
Speaker 8: left there for more than three years. Oh that's again.
Speaker 8: Pick the one that is not real.
Speaker 3: That would be so fun.
Speaker 5: That's like the storage wards. Yeah, where you don't know
Speaker 5: what you're gonna get.
Speaker 1: You're just hoping for something good.
Speaker 3: Like I think that there's also a show that it
Speaker 3: has to do something with.
Speaker 5: Yes, so much luggage left over every year?
Speaker 3: No, I think that it probably just walks around on
Speaker 3: a leash.
Speaker 1: I could see the therapy pig. I could see the
Speaker 1: skating rink. Yeah, I can't see them allowing you to
Speaker 1: buy some stranger's luggage.
Speaker 3: Are you looking for the one that's not real?
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, so I'm gonna say the Miami airport buying
Speaker 1: unclaimed luggage.
Speaker 8: Jeffrey went with the Miami Luggage auction. That is that's
Speaker 8: not real. But there is a store in Alabama that
Speaker 8: does buy unclaim luggage from the airport, and you can
Speaker 8: buy unclaim luggage there are down at Alabama. No, I'm
Speaker 8: not at the airport.
Speaker 9: Yeah.
Speaker 5: Yeah, it's like it's own service or whatever.
Speaker 1: The rest of us got it right. Only person getting
Speaker 1: shot today is Brook and she's gonna be singing Thriller
Speaker 1: by Michael Jackson.
Speaker 3: Because this is thriller.
Speaker 1: Thriller.
Speaker 3: Yeah, No one's going to save you from the beast.
Speaker 7: About brook that's your shotcutar question of the day, brooking
Speaker 7: Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 1: For some reason, you know how trends go. People on
Speaker 1: social media are talking about disgusting smells that they actually enjoy. Surprisingly,
Speaker 1: Brooks cooking did not make the lists.
Speaker 7: Because it's not disgusting, jeff it's delicious.
Speaker 1: It's not in the top answers. Here's the top ones.
Speaker 1: Number seven dry fish, food flakes, ew on cap it
Speaker 1: take a whiff.
Speaker 4: We had a.
Speaker 3: Fish that just would not kick the bucket. That thing
Speaker 3: was a live book.
Speaker 1: Was actively trying to wet it.
Speaker 3: No, we fed it and fed it. But they just.
Speaker 1: Number six your own under armbo or your partners under armbo.
Speaker 3: Smell hiking with Michael a long time.
Speaker 1: Number five fresh plastics straight out of the bag, like
Speaker 1: cheap inflatable pool toys. Fresh chemical smell, and I can
Speaker 1: smell that.
Speaker 3: As soon as you said it.
Speaker 1: Isn't that these are the top disgusting smells. People on
Speaker 1: social media say they actually kind of like Number four
Speaker 1: old libraries with moist carpets. Yes, yes, books.
Speaker 3: Give me an old book, just put my nose in it.
Speaker 3: I love it.
Speaker 1: Number three Apparently a lot of people love huffing in
Speaker 1: a big nose full of farm animal, like a sheep.
Speaker 3: Just like and like kind.
Speaker 1: Of moldy hay brooks into almost all of these Number
Speaker 1: two pungent cheeses. Get your board out for that smells awful.
Speaker 1: I smell stink stink here the better and the number
Speaker 1: one gross smell. People say they actually enjoy the notorious
Speaker 1: Durian fruit or the death fruit, which smells like a
Speaker 1: rotting corpse.
Speaker 5: You'll never smell it.
Speaker 1: Big food, I've always wanted to perfect for Halloween. Just
Speaker 1: pop a few of those outside of your door instead
Speaker 1: of a pumpkin and let the kids enjoy. That would
Speaker 1: be disgusting. Anyway, More good stuff's coming up when we
Speaker 1: do Laser Story right after this. It's the radio segment
Speaker 1: that just pitched Paramount on a prequel to the movie
Speaker 1: Mean Girls called Mean Toddlers.
Speaker 3: I like it.
Speaker 1: It's about a daycare where all the cool babies bully
Speaker 1: the new kid who's still crawling and can't quite walk yet.
Speaker 5: Super cat children.
Speaker 1: Oh look, she's not wearing Prada dipers. That's so not fetch.
Speaker 5: You can't nap with us he can't nap.
Speaker 1: It's Laser Stories, the segment where we read weird news
Speaker 1: stories around the globe, just like everyone else does, except
Speaker 1: we've got a laser. So you're agreet, you think you're cute,
Speaker 1: and those other pamper pushers just don't. This first laser
Speaker 1: story is out of the great State of.
Speaker 10: Lorna.
Speaker 1: A forty one year old guy named Johnny Yates was
Speaker 1: wanted for aggravated battery, so the police paid him a visit,
Speaker 1: and when they arrived at his listed address, they saw
Speaker 1: something interesting on his front porch. It was a large
Speaker 1: whiteboard with a message and in big letters, it said
Speaker 1: Johnny Yates does not live here. Picture of the whiteboard
Speaker 1: out in front of their heading.
Speaker 3: It's so smart. I bet the police were just like, oh,
Speaker 3: wrong house.
Speaker 1: And less seems legit, right, Yeah, well, deputies didn't quite
Speaker 1: think so.
Speaker 3: Oh really.
Speaker 1: They waited for a few more minutes and saw a
Speaker 1: person leaving the home who told them that Johnny was
Speaker 1: actually inside with several other people.
Speaker 3: Didn't even have to ask him huh.
Speaker 1: Instead of just going in and getting him, the deputies
Speaker 1: used a loud speaker to command Johnny to leave the home,
Speaker 1: but after an hour. He didn't, so they used something
Speaker 1: called surrender smoke to force several people outside, none of
Speaker 1: whom were Johnny, but maybe the sign was right well.
Speaker 1: Deputies then used a canine to search the house, and
Speaker 1: the Sheriff's office had the dog sniffed out mister Yates,
Speaker 1: who was hiding in a modified chest of drawers.
Speaker 3: I guess you would have to modify.
Speaker 1: It to fit in.
Speaker 8: Yeah.
Speaker 1: He was arrested, and afterwards the police joked in a
Speaker 1: news release saying, gee, a dry erase board never lied
Speaker 1: to us before, should we believe? Thank you, Florida for
Speaker 1: everything you do for this show. Let's go to your
Speaker 1: next lazer story. Out of Poland, a twenty two year
Speaker 1: old man was able to rob a shopping center not once,
Speaker 1: but three different times day and police were dumbfounded with
Speaker 1: how he did it. That was until he was caught
Speaker 1: posing as a mannequin.
Speaker 3: I used to do that with my mom when we were.
Speaker 1: Little, When you'd go shopping at the.
Speaker 3: Stores, not rob the shop. Good clarification.
Speaker 1: Polish authorities say the man would wait until closing hours,
Speaker 1: then sneak into the store window display and remain motionless
Speaker 1: to avoid being exposed by even the cameras. O.
Speaker 3: I wonder if he ever did like that tip of
Speaker 3: a hat or something where it freaks somebody out when
Speaker 3: they're walking by.
Speaker 1: Well, then once all the lights went off and people left,
Speaker 1: he would go to town. According to the police report,
Speaker 1: he would load up his bags with clothes and jewelry,
Speaker 1: then slip out an emergency door early in the morning.
Speaker 1: But his luck finally ran out when he was spotted
Speaker 1: walking the mall in the pitch black by a security
Speaker 1: guard with a flashlight.
Speaker 3: Point.
Speaker 1: As the mall cops scrambled after him, the mannequin man
Speaker 1: jumped into a window, stretched out his arm and tried
Speaker 1: to make it look like he was Christmas shopping with
Speaker 1: the other models smooth, but they didn't fall for it
Speaker 1: this time, Darning he was apprehended and then charged with burgery.
Speaker 3: And theft, probably because he didn't have a Santa hat on.
Speaker 3: If he would have been more dressed for the occasion, he.
Speaker 1: Could have gotten away with it. He now faces up
Speaker 1: to ten years in prison. Hopefully he can fake out
Speaker 1: his jail mats in the showers and just pose very
Speaker 1: very still. It's next. Laser stories out of Social Media
Speaker 1: Central a TikToker, who posts relationship advice, has been racking
Speaker 1: up the hits with her nickname theory.
Speaker 3: Okay, it's a.
Speaker 1: Way to figure out if you're really into a guy
Speaker 1: that you've only had a few dates with. So basically
Speaker 1: the idea's names can be confusing, so women will often
Speaker 1: use nicknames to label a guy to show how they feel. Like,
Speaker 1: for example, a silly, lighthearted description like the plain bagel
Speaker 1: and cream cheese guy, that means you're not that serious
Speaker 1: about him and it's probably not gonna last.
Speaker 3: My nickname is always more literal, like it meant that
Speaker 3: that's what he ordered when we were out and I
Speaker 3: thought it was weird or something.
Speaker 1: But yeah, if it's a you usually go with something
Speaker 1: weird that they.
Speaker 3: Did, ring Like you'd be flannel shirt guy right now, ouch,
Speaker 3: I mean you wear a lot of them. Jose would
Speaker 3: be laugh guy.
Speaker 1: You know, Brook would be rude insults girl for no reason.
Speaker 1: If you narrow down the description to something relevant to him,
Speaker 1: like the gray BMW guy, that's more personal and it
Speaker 1: means he's a possibility interesting. The final category isn't actually
Speaker 1: a nickname if you use his real name, like I
Speaker 1: had so much fun last night with Tom Smith. Then
Speaker 1: that means you're probably in it for the long haul
Speaker 1: and would possibly say yes at some point to a diamond.
Speaker 1: Apparently it's a big trend and millions on TikTok have
Speaker 1: viewed it. Maybe not surprisingly, most women agree this is
Speaker 1: how you described men.
Speaker 3: And the car guy would be the guy who talks
Speaker 3: obsessively about his car or like post car pictures, then
Speaker 3: you would be labeled car.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I was obsessed about it.
Speaker 1: This next laser story is out of delivery world. Every year,
Speaker 1: Uber eats releases a cravings report that's really just a
Speaker 1: snapshot of the most popular, the most unusual, and some
Speaker 1: of the most surprising delivery requests. That's fine, and this
Speaker 1: year's definitely had some surprises, so please hold your applause
Speaker 1: to the very end.
Speaker 3: Well start right now.
Speaker 1: The most ordered items were French fries, garlic non pad
Speaker 1: tie miso soup, and a California role ye warm California
Speaker 1: role by the way. The most unexpected food combos steak
Speaker 1: and jelly, cottage, cheese and mustard. I've seen a lot
Speaker 1: of people eat that.
Speaker 3: Cheese and mustard is so good.
Speaker 1: Seaweed and pasta sauce. H and butter and pickled onions.
Speaker 3: Somebody's pregnant at the end of that life.
Speaker 1: And now for the most unique delivery requests are interesting.
Speaker 1: Number three, Please fry my chicken very hard, very very crispy,
Speaker 1: burn it and don't look backsive a lot of caps
Speaker 1: in that one.
Speaker 5: God.
Speaker 1: Number two extra cheese sauce. Please, smiley face. I'll pay
Speaker 1: for it. I'm also drunk af so if you load
Speaker 1: it up, you'd make me the happiest drunk girl ever.
Speaker 3: Cheese sauce does make drunk girls happy.
Speaker 1: And finally, the number one most unique delivery request of
Speaker 1: the year from the Uber Eats Cravings Report.
Speaker 11: I'm very serious about my spice, so please make it
Speaker 11: super super super hot fire spicy like make me cry
Speaker 11: cry emoji, redface emoji, daddy more fire.
Speaker 1: Emoji, fire emoji, fire fire emoji, fire emoji. Please make
Speaker 1: me hurt.
Speaker 9: Hurt me.
Speaker 2: The food challenge, there's some weird stuff there.
Speaker 1: I know this guy likes it spicy. That's why he
Speaker 1: rubbed icy heart into his shell this morning.
Speaker 3: Oh very spicy.
Speaker 1: Just in time to end laser stories for the day,
Speaker 1: We'll do it again, same time on Monday.
Speaker 6: Freaking Jeffrey in the Morning.
Speaker 1: Every Halloween. There's basically four categories of costumes that you're
Speaker 1: gonna come across. There's the true additional spooky Halloween classics.
Speaker 3: Yes, give me a vampire, show me a witch.
Speaker 4: Shy blood.
Speaker 1: Then there's the Riskayn nurses and Harley Quinn's of the world.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, it's as.
Speaker 1: Sexy as you can go. The amazing ones that win
Speaker 1: all the prizes at the contest, Oh my god.
Speaker 3: That you've been They had to have worked on it
Speaker 3: for an entire year.
Speaker 1: But then there's always the one person who's wearing that
Speaker 1: bizarre craft project that probably involves some type of squash
Speaker 1: pun and nobody can really figure out exactly what they are.
Speaker 3: Yes, I see you, I Love you. Never was a
Speaker 3: dumpster fire that was good.
Speaker 1: The thing is on that last one. A list just
Speaker 1: came out of the weirdest, most random costumes that you
Speaker 1: can actually buy.
Speaker 5: For Halloween this year. Let's go.
Speaker 1: We're gonna tell you the best ones coming up at
Speaker 1: seventen What should you definitely not wear for Halloween this year?
Speaker 1: It's Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning. And if you
Speaker 1: ask Brooke, nothing is too weird or too obscure to
Speaker 1: be made into a wacky, hilarious Halloween com I should have.
Speaker 5: Any say in this one.
Speaker 3: What are you talking about? I still think my blood
Speaker 3: clock costume was iconic.
Speaker 1: At least if somebody thinks that and it's you. Another time,
Speaker 1: she was a living photo booth one year, which we
Speaker 1: all know was just an elaborate excuse so she could
Speaker 1: secretly take pictures of me with her Polaro throughout the day.
Speaker 3: You're welcome for the picture.
Speaker 1: And back in twenty eleven, Brooke did Resting witch Face,
Speaker 1: which was so subtle it took us hours to figure
Speaker 1: out what the hell she was. But the good thing is.
Speaker 3: Tell the difference.
Speaker 1: She's not alone, though, because coming up with questionable, hard
Speaker 1: to understand outfit ideas is a common thing, and that's
Speaker 1: why a popular publication did its annual roundup of the
Speaker 1: weirdest Halloween costumes you can actually buy.
Speaker 5: They're already put together.
Speaker 1: They're already put together for you, Pop them in the
Speaker 1: cart and hit purchase.
Speaker 3: Okay, if you're gonna be that person that or is
Speaker 3: a store bought costume.
Speaker 1: Okay, Well, here's some of the highlights from it. Number
Speaker 1: nine A ceiling fan where the hat is supposed to
Speaker 1: look like the blades of a fan sticking out, and
Speaker 1: it comes with a T shirt that says, let's go
Speaker 1: ceiling ceiling fan.
Speaker 3: I mean pretty much guarantee that you're not gonna make
Speaker 3: out with anybody if you have blades coming off the
Speaker 3: top of your head.
Speaker 1: Yeah. That definitely seems like a Brook special would. Number
Speaker 1: eight a utility pole. This is a it's a couple's
Speaker 1: costume where you each dress as a tall metal gray
Speaker 1: pole and then you're connected in between you by black
Speaker 1: straps that look like power punch.
Speaker 3: It's so funny.
Speaker 7: I saw this and people were commenting, this is so amazing,
Speaker 7: I get it, and I was like, I.
Speaker 3: Don't really get it.
Speaker 5: It wasn't mind blowing.
Speaker 3: It's just your utility poles. That's it. It sounds like
Speaker 3: it though, where to go with the party or.
Speaker 1: Having to go to the bathroom at the party. Number
Speaker 1: seven is a before, during, and after you go to
Speaker 1: the bathroom costume.
Speaker 5: What the Actually this.
Speaker 1: Is the weirdest one. It requires three people. One one
Speaker 1: costume is a full roll of toilet paper, another is
Speaker 1: an empty an empty roll, and the third costume is
Speaker 1: the poop.
Speaker 3: So the third costume is the person you don't like
Speaker 3: in your friend.
Speaker 1: Group, but somehow getting the most action at the Halloween party.
Speaker 1: I don't understand.
Speaker 3: Would think it's the funniest.
Speaker 1: Number six batched surgery costume.
Speaker 5: Oh this sounds good.
Speaker 1: Where your whole body is covered head to toe in
Speaker 1: medical bandages and fake bruises so it looks like you
Speaker 1: had a terrible nose job, facelift in every other cosmetic
Speaker 1: procedure possible, all at the same time.
Speaker 5: Cheek like body parts place.
Speaker 3: I just saw someone dressed up as the game operation,
Speaker 3: so like, yeah, like they had a red nose and
Speaker 3: then they had holes where they put like the little
Speaker 3: butterfly in there heart. No, but I thought it was
Speaker 3: pretty smart.
Speaker 1: That's really cool seeing the naughty version of that costume.
Speaker 1: And that's a really good one. Talking about the strangest
Speaker 1: costumes that you can actually buy online for Halloween this year,
Speaker 1: Number five is a charcouterie board.
Speaker 4: Oh my god, please.
Speaker 3: Tell me you're real and I can eat you.
Speaker 1: It's not as fun as it sounds.
Speaker 3: It's not.
Speaker 1: It's a brown slab that hangs down onto your chest
Speaker 1: and has pictures of various meats and cheeses on it
Speaker 1: and in the description. They suggest pairing it with a
Speaker 1: real glass of red wine you carry around with you
Speaker 1: the whole night. Well, I mean, excuse have a red
Speaker 1: glass of wine on you, but you can't drink it,
Speaker 1: or your costumes keep you.
Speaker 3: Be the best person at the party.
Speaker 4: People picking at you.
Speaker 3: My parents always the story how they're at a costume
Speaker 3: party and one of their friends went as like a
Speaker 3: wrapped ham, and my my dad thought it'd be funny
Speaker 3: to go take a bite, not realizing it was like
Speaker 3: their skin of their butt. It with just string, so
Speaker 3: it looked like it was coming out like a ham. Anyway,
Speaker 3: so my dad bit somebody's butt.
Speaker 5: I love your dad.
Speaker 1: Number four A price is right four pack. This one's
Speaker 1: meant for four people. So each person wears a belt
Speaker 1: that looks like the podium's contestant stem. I'm standing behind it.
Speaker 1: One of you is bidding seventeen hundred dollars, another is
Speaker 1: eight hundred, another says eight oh one, and the last
Speaker 1: person bids.
Speaker 3: That's pretty good funny, but you.
Speaker 1: Have to stay around each other the entire night, or
Speaker 1: it's not funny. Number one it's supposed to be. Number
Speaker 1: three is a kale and ranch salad. Couple's costumes. Y,
Speaker 1: one of you is a large piece of tail, the
Speaker 1: other is a bottle of ranch o.
Speaker 3: God. Yeah, and then they talk about how they're vegans
Speaker 3: all night.
Speaker 1: It's supposed to be for the couples where one person
Speaker 1: eats healthy and the other one usually doesn't ranches. Yeah,
Speaker 1: he's the fat doesn't well be one of.
Speaker 3: Us gonna die from heart disease before the other.
Speaker 1: Number two chicken nugget for toddlers.
Speaker 3: Wait instead like usually toddler's dress up as a little chicken.
Speaker 3: Now we're going as chicken nugget.
Speaker 1: As a new nugget, a little tiny nugget. And mom
Speaker 1: or dad dresses like a dunkable sauce pack.
Speaker 6: Four or.
Speaker 3: Nora went as a Ketchup package once like a packet,
Speaker 3: like a little packet of ketchup.
Speaker 1: Yeah, your dad tried to suck the ketchup. Always a
Speaker 1: weird Halloween.
Speaker 5: Grandpa.
Speaker 1: And the number one weirdest costume you can buy, according
Speaker 1: to the survey, is a taco costume for guinea pigs.
Speaker 1: What a really, really, really small looking taco that you
Speaker 1: put onto your guinea pig.
Speaker 3: That is so hi, your rya guinea pig just for
Speaker 3: that moment, just.
Speaker 1: To break your brain. There's an even smaller one that's
Speaker 1: a sushi costume for pet lizards. Oh really, little tiny
Speaker 1: sushi roll.
Speaker 3: Someone please get it and tag us in the picture.
Speaker 5: You can say it's a dragon roll.
Speaker 1: Text in to seven eight five nine two with the
Speaker 1: strangest costume you've ever seen or worn for Halloween. We're
Speaker 1: gonna do your phone tap right.
Speaker 6: After this, Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 1: One of the most frustrating things is when the airlines
Speaker 1: loses your bags. Oh gosh, can you believe it still happens.
Speaker 1: According to research, about two hundred thousand bags get lost
Speaker 1: misplaced at the airport every single year.
Speaker 3: We have read that story about the play that left
Speaker 3: with no bags.
Speaker 1: What would make it even more frustrating is if you
Speaker 1: were getting updates on your missing luggage from the most
Speaker 1: up clueless employee in the world during his favorite season, Halloween.
Speaker 1: And that's exactly what happens. When we call a woman
Speaker 1: who's two days into her vacation and still has not
Speaker 1: received any of her you were evil. Her friend was
Speaker 1: hoping a prank call might cheer her up just a
Speaker 1: little bit. Maybe you're gonna hear it your phone tap
Speaker 1: right now?
Speaker 12: Another Hello?
Speaker 1: But do you do it?
Speaker 9: You snap?
Speaker 13: This is Adam, you got it?
Speaker 4: Is this Bella?
Speaker 12: Yes?
Speaker 5: Great, guess Bella.
Speaker 1: This is Steven from the Airlines Health Center. Good morning,
Speaker 1: your turn.
Speaker 14: Sorry, what's going on?
Speaker 2: Uh there's a rumor that somebody lost a bag on
Speaker 2: a flight.
Speaker 1: Not like it's your fault, but.
Speaker 14: Yeah, I've been here for two days now and my
Speaker 14: bags are still not here.
Speaker 2: Oh and I hear you got a real scare when
Speaker 2: you found out it wasn't there.
Speaker 14: Yeah, are you calling me because you have my bags?
Speaker 14: Have you found my bags?
Speaker 1: Or oh no, we did not find the bag.
Speaker 14: Okay, okay, please stop doing that.
Speaker 4: I'm gonta like hold music, but it's like we're on
Speaker 4: the phone music.
Speaker 5: It's like a background.
Speaker 14: Yeah, I'm about to lose What is happening? Can you
Speaker 14: connect me to a supervisor or a manager?
Speaker 1: Well, you got them, that's me.
Speaker 5: I am the supervisor and that's all.
Speaker 2: That's why I have been serenade you as spooky sounds.
Speaker 1: What That's why I'm doing it. It's my favorite season.
Speaker 14: What is wrong with you?
Speaker 2: And these calls are always such downers talking about people's
Speaker 2: lost luggage.
Speaker 8: Soul.
Speaker 1: I'd scared to make it fun.
Speaker 14: This is not fun.
Speaker 5: I'm having fun.
Speaker 14: Okay, this is literally the last thing I need right now.
Speaker 14: I have had the most miserable two days here, and
Speaker 14: like like on top of that, I don't even have
Speaker 14: freaking clothes, and it's not my fault no clothes.
Speaker 2: Huh that sounds inconvenient. It's almost like your beetlejuice walking
Speaker 2: around spooking the town.
Speaker 14: I do not need this from you right now. Can
Speaker 14: you connect me with someone who has my bags?
Speaker 10: Please?
Speaker 2: You know there's a chance that it could have ended
Speaker 2: up with another family like the Adams family.
Speaker 10: Are you an idiot?
Speaker 1: I mean, I'm no Uncle Fester, but oh my.
Speaker 14: God, there has got to be someone else I can
Speaker 14: talk to.
Speaker 5: I think I know what's wrong.
Speaker 1: You don't like the song.
Speaker 2: You would prefer maybe something like but La da dada.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, dads ready, you know, like Ghostbusters either.
Speaker 14: If I'm working customer service at an airline, I'm not
Speaker 14: going to be singing to a customer who just lost
Speaker 14: their bags. That is so stupid.
Speaker 2: Well, I'm not really singing, I'm humming.
Speaker 14: Whatever it is that you are doing. I don't want
Speaker 14: you to make Halloween music at me.
Speaker 2: Okay, okay, what you're probably mad about the bags being lost, and.
Speaker 14: You don't you sing, I lost my bags two days ago,
Speaker 14: and I've had to wear the same freaking outfit for
Speaker 14: two days on the staycation.
Speaker 5: The same outfit. Well that's a thriller.
Speaker 14: Stop it.
Speaker 10: This is not helpful.
Speaker 2: Well, it's not gonna help you find your bags, but
Speaker 2: Tanya thought it would help your mood.
Speaker 3: I don't.
Speaker 13: I don't care.
Speaker 5: You don't care about your friend Tanya, who's watching your
Speaker 5: house right now.
Speaker 14: We you what?
Speaker 2: Yeah, she set you up for this prank phone call
Speaker 2: because you're actually on Brook and Jeffrey in the morning
Speaker 2: right now, and we're doing a phone tap on you.
Speaker 14: Are you serious?
Speaker 2: I'm serious as a ghostbuster lead right huh no, now
Speaker 2: you laugh.
Speaker 5: Now we're having fun.
Speaker 6: No.
Speaker 2: She felt so bad that this happened while you're on vacation,
Speaker 2: so she wanted us to just try to cheer you up.
Speaker 1: Oh did it work?
Speaker 14: If you consider me almost jumping off my hotel's balcony,
Speaker 14: then yeah, maybe please.
Speaker 2: Please before we go, give me the listeners. Everyone, just
Speaker 2: one d lada.
Speaker 1: Data dalada dadda.
Speaker 4: Yeah, Rey, Oh that's annoying.
Speaker 3: I'm sorry, wake up every morning was phone taps weekday
Speaker 3: mornings on a twin brooking Jeffrey.
Speaker 6: In the morning.
Speaker 1: When you think of the world's hardest working, most thankless jobs,
Speaker 1: you might think sanitation workers, nine dispatchers, Alexis's hairstylists.
Speaker 3: She cries to me all the time.
Speaker 1: Can we add airline public relations to that list? God,
Speaker 1: it seems like every week there's a new horse story
Speaker 1: that these poor people are having to spin Like no,
Speaker 1: we promise our flight crew cares deeply about the passengers.
Speaker 1: They only punch that one in the throat out of
Speaker 1: concern for their safe day. Sure, and just when you
Speaker 1: thought nothing good happened on airplanes this year, one of
Speaker 1: our listeners came through. Oh and his story about how
Speaker 1: he met a woman on his flight might inspire everybody
Speaker 1: listening that love really can happen when you least expected,
Speaker 1: throat punches, whatsoever. So sweet it's coming up in your
Speaker 1: brand new second date updates, Next second Date Updated. I
Speaker 1: always thought meeting someone on an airplane was so twoenty fourteen.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, you literally just rolled your eyes.
Speaker 1: Ten years ago I had shaken back and forth. But
Speaker 1: we've actually had a couple people reach out saying that
Speaker 1: it's happened to them recently.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I always think it's amazing.
Speaker 1: Now, one guy we couldn't use because he was like, hey,
Speaker 1: you want my peanuts, And turns out he wasn't talking
Speaker 1: about his in flight snack. Yeah, it was something.
Speaker 3: Else, pretzels.
Speaker 1: Now, Jeff, so why that situation is in court, We're
Speaker 1: gonna try a different one with a new guy named Brad. Well,
Speaker 1: let's talk to him. Brad, you didn't leave any of
Speaker 1: your snack mix on her in the middle of the flight,
Speaker 1: did you.
Speaker 10: I hope not. No, I don't think so. Guy.
Speaker 1: Okay, let's be more sure of ourselves, Brad, Brad, let's
Speaker 1: start from the very beginning. Brad, who is this woman
Speaker 1: that you met?
Speaker 10: Her name is Tiffany. She's this awesome girl. And look,
Speaker 10: I'll be honest with you, guys, I.
Speaker 13: Just recently got out of a relationship, so I.
Speaker 10: Wasn't really even looking for anything. I was looking for anything,
Speaker 10: you know. I'm just sitting down on my flight, getting
Speaker 10: ready to go back home and see the family and everything,
Speaker 10: and this hot girl walks on the plane, and you, guys, know,
Speaker 10: when you see somebody attracted walking in the plane're always like, oh,
Speaker 10: please sit next to me, Sit next to me, doesn't
Speaker 10: every seat.
Speaker 1: Walking down the aisle aboard the plane opening for three hours?
Speaker 10: I hold you, Yes, the attractive one never sits next
Speaker 10: to me, except for this one time.
Speaker 3: Oh man, when she was like putting her stuff in
Speaker 3: the overhead. Were you getting nervous.
Speaker 10: A little bit? And then also got me a little
Speaker 10: bit more nervous was when she did sit down. Like
Speaker 10: I had the aisle seat, she had the window seat.
Speaker 10: So now I'm hold in my breast that nobody's coming
Speaker 10: over to the middle.
Speaker 3: Yeah, or you just ask really chivalrous, You're like, you
Speaker 3: know what, you have the aisle, I'll take this middle
Speaker 3: one and just sacrifice to sit next to her.
Speaker 5: People would be so happy.
Speaker 4: Yeah, oh my gosh, of course take the middle.
Speaker 10: Yeah, that was my plan the whole time. Every time
Speaker 10: somebody walked in, I was like, okay, what excuse? And
Speaker 10: I give them to sit in the aisle and.
Speaker 4: You don't need one.
Speaker 1: So did somebody come, No, that's the best part.
Speaker 10: So with the doors closed, nobody came. What is the
Speaker 10: sea right between us?
Speaker 5: Oh?
Speaker 13: Right?
Speaker 5: Take off her love?
Speaker 3: Wait, I mean, how did you strike up a conversation.
Speaker 3: Was it pretty immediate?
Speaker 10: Yeah, it was just you know, I helped her, I
Speaker 10: try to help her with her bags, and then I
Speaker 10: asked her. I was like, look, do you want the
Speaker 10: aisle scene? I can switch, you know, just anything, anything
Speaker 10: I can say just to start off the conversation.
Speaker 1: Wow, okay, okay. How did the flight go?
Speaker 10: It wasn't great. When we get we were talking, you
Speaker 10: had like this cute little like when I made her
Speaker 10: laugh like hard, he would uncontrollably snort first, and of
Speaker 10: course you'd apologize.
Speaker 3: That's cute, and somebody else snorts when they laugh, it's cute.
Speaker 3: I see.
Speaker 10: So I'm definitely feeling this girl. I'm thinking she's feeling me,
Speaker 10: Like if the vibes are great, the conversation's going great,
Speaker 10: and look it was you know, she's going back to
Speaker 10: see her family, going back to mine. But it was
Speaker 10: a long flight. We were both kind of tired, what
Speaker 10: have you, and conversation kind of died down. I ended
Speaker 10: up watching this show on my phone and then knocked
Speaker 10: out and fell asleep for the rest of the flight.
Speaker 1: That happens.
Speaker 10: So I don't know, I mean, I'm hoping I didn't jool.
Speaker 10: I'm hoping I didn't part in my sleep.
Speaker 1: Oh you're an ugly.
Speaker 3: Possibly is that a common thing for you?
Speaker 10: I don't know, like at home, I don't think so,
Speaker 10: but I mean, you know, you never know when you're
Speaker 10: sitting on a plane and you have like sitting uncomfortable
Speaker 10: positions and you don't know.
Speaker 1: So at what point during this flight? Did you get
Speaker 1: her number?
Speaker 10: Before I fell asleep? So before I fell asleep, I
Speaker 10: got her number. We were kind of making plants, like
Speaker 10: there was a new restaurant back home, and we're like,
Speaker 10: we're going to try it out. And again, everything seemed
Speaker 10: super enthusiastic. We seemed to be killing each other. I
Speaker 10: knocked out on the plane, which I'm kicking myself. I
Speaker 10: should have just kept talking to herd pickure something out
Speaker 10: instead of watching a show and falling asleep, I don't know.
Speaker 5: Playing sleep.
Speaker 3: So didn't you wake up some please?
Speaker 13: Here?
Speaker 6: Again?
Speaker 9: Me was gone.
Speaker 10: I slept all the way until we landed. So I
Speaker 10: had like ten ex for minutes, like nice to meet you,
Speaker 10: you know, I'll see you later, I'll give you a call,
Speaker 10: what have you, and kind of just went our separate ways.
Speaker 1: Alexis hearing the entire day. What are you thinking. Do
Speaker 1: you think something happened when he was sleeping?
Speaker 13: Oh?
Speaker 3: I don't know. It could have been an ugly sleeper.
Speaker 3: Your mouth's opening, you're like making noises on the play.
Speaker 3: I mean it is kind of a look into the
Speaker 3: future of your Relationshipah, somebody's snoring next to you.
Speaker 1: The breaker for melive. So what's going on with you? Guys? Now?
Speaker 10: Now I'm texting and she is responding, but it's not
Speaker 10: like with the same enthusiasm as original. Okay, I'm trying
Speaker 10: to hammer down this date and it's like for her
Speaker 10: something keeps coming up or your responding time, and it's
Speaker 10: like you.
Speaker 1: Can take a breath, buddy, exactly. Sound like you're really
Speaker 1: really wound up in that should just go to sleep.
Speaker 3: Can you say lower the oxygen masks?
Speaker 1: Yeah? So, how long has it been since this flight happened.
Speaker 10: It's been about like a week and a half. I mean,
Speaker 10: not too long, but we should have seen each other
Speaker 10: by night.
Speaker 1: You're trying to keep the momentum that you had on
Speaker 1: that flight going before it fizzles out.
Speaker 10: It sounds like, exactly, you gotta strike while iron's hot.
Speaker 3: Okay, Well, I think it's lukewarm right now, but we're
Speaker 3: gonna still strike.
Speaker 6: All right.
Speaker 1: Let's let's get the hot water you're going or whatever
Speaker 1: you do.
Speaker 3: It's a iron okay, let's put it poke.
Speaker 1: At the fire.
Speaker 5: Let's get smelter.
Speaker 1: Don't Yeah, I don't deal with irons. Broke anyway, we're
Speaker 1: gonna come back. We're gonna try and get your second
Speaker 1: date update with Tiffany right after this.
Speaker 10: Okay, thanks, you guys appreciate it.
Speaker 1: Hold on man, second date update.
Speaker 11: Two people meet on a flight, they exchange laughter numbers,
Speaker 11: and then everything goes dark.
Speaker 1: WHOA, I'm not talking about the first episode of Lost.
Speaker 1: I'm talking about Brad sleep on his flight after eating
Speaker 1: Tiffany was.
Speaker 3: A rom com.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they were hitting it off before his three thousand
Speaker 1: mile high snoozefest, but after he woke up, he just
Speaker 1: hasn't been able to keep that momentum going.
Speaker 10: Now.
Speaker 1: Alexis thinks it's because he's an ugly sleeper with a
Speaker 1: bad credit score.
Speaker 3: But maybe yeah.
Speaker 1: But the bottom line is he's willing to do whatever
Speaker 1: it takes in order to see her again in person,
Speaker 1: even reach out to us for help. So good on
Speaker 1: Brad for going the extra mile.
Speaker 3: Like a mile like.
Speaker 1: I doesn't even think of that. More clever than.
Speaker 3: I even realized. Are you are platinum member today?
Speaker 6: No? Members?
Speaker 3: I don't want to hear the talk about.
Speaker 1: How we feeling anxious.
Speaker 10: I don't know we're gonna I guess I'll find out
Speaker 10: one way or another.
Speaker 1: As long as we're not sleepy before we head into
Speaker 1: this call, then I think we're going to be golden
Speaker 1: all right, hopefully?
Speaker 10: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Can you imagine he falls asleep in the middle of
Speaker 3: the call too.
Speaker 1: But that look on us. But here we go. We're
Speaker 1: about to call. Are you ready to do this?
Speaker 10: Yes, sir.
Speaker 1: Here we're going to a dollar number right now.
Speaker 10: Hello.
Speaker 1: Hey, is this Tiffany? Yes, Hey Tiffany. And this might
Speaker 1: be weird, but you're on the radio right now with
Speaker 1: Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 3: Hey, Tiffany, welcome to show.
Speaker 1: Sorry, that's weird.
Speaker 12: That's weird, very strange.
Speaker 13: But okay, oh good.
Speaker 8: We are.
Speaker 1: We got over it pretty quick, so out of here.
Speaker 1: We're doing a segment on our show. It's also it's
Speaker 1: also a weird segment. It's called second Date Update where
Speaker 1: we try and help our listeners don't up to help
Speaker 1: our listeners go out on another date after they had
Speaker 1: a nice experience with someone. Sometimes three thousand miles three
Speaker 1: hundred thousand, thirty thousand miles in the air.
Speaker 3: I mean, they're not in space.
Speaker 1: Jeff. How high do you fly a plane at?
Speaker 3: You met somebody on a flight, Tiffany.
Speaker 13: Oh my goodness. Yeah, what is happening?
Speaker 1: What's going on?
Speaker 3: It hasn't been pressurized.
Speaker 1: But look, we're calling on behalf of one of our
Speaker 1: listeners who's been trying to get a hold of you.
Speaker 1: His name is Brad.
Speaker 13: Yeah, okay, okay, is.
Speaker 3: That a good okay, Tiffany, is it ever Brook this
Speaker 3: one time? Maybe we're hoping.
Speaker 5: For a positive answer.
Speaker 1: Well, we figured since you know, you're not calling him
Speaker 1: back or you're kind of slow with your responses, we
Speaker 1: just wanted to figure out what's going on because Brad
Speaker 1: is a little bit confused. He felt like you had
Speaker 1: a good connection on the plane.
Speaker 3: Yeah, he was hopeful that something would come of it.
Speaker 3: All right, Yeah, okay, so yes, you had a good
Speaker 3: connection with him too.
Speaker 10: Yeah.
Speaker 12: I mean to start with, yeah, we had a really
Speaker 12: nice conversation, which is good. I swa a lot and
Speaker 12: that doesn't often happen. So it was really nice to
Speaker 12: have somebody who was, you know, funny and animated and
Speaker 12: seemed interested in stuff. So that was that was nice good.
Speaker 2: Sometimes when you meet someone on a plane, you have
Speaker 2: to act like you're enjoying their company and you're not.
Speaker 5: So it's good that you really did like his.
Speaker 3: You know, his attention and can I ask like, when
Speaker 3: you got to your seat and you saw him sitting there,
Speaker 3: were you like, oh.
Speaker 12: I mean he's yeah, he's cute. I mean, like I said,
Speaker 12: I fly all the time, so I wasn't like looking
Speaker 12: for anything like this or thinking about it.
Speaker 1: But yeah, I were just okay, So you have this,
Speaker 1: you know, cute guy on the plane that you admit
Speaker 1: you had a good connection with. That was very rare
Speaker 1: for you. What made everything change?
Speaker 13: I mean, look, I guess he has obvious things happening
Speaker 13: that I just really I don't like drama, and I
Speaker 13: don't really want to get involved with whatever is happening
Speaker 13: with him drama.
Speaker 1: We didn't hear anything about that.
Speaker 12: I mean, do you really want to know what happened?
Speaker 3: I mean he does because he does not remember any
Speaker 3: drama from your guys, like meeting on the plane, then
Speaker 3: he fell asleep, and that was it exactly.
Speaker 12: Yeah, he wouldn't he wouldn't remember what was happening because
Speaker 12: he was he was asleep during.
Speaker 3: The cold drama happened that he was breathing so loud.
Speaker 3: I told you loud, open mouth was the ugly sleeper.
Speaker 1: Were a sleepwalker?
Speaker 12: No, no, know. So he fell asleep. He'd been watching
Speaker 12: something on his phone, so his phone kind of drops,
Speaker 12: you know, like between us a little bit, and then
Speaker 12: I realized his phone is like just blowing up, just non.
Speaker 1: Stop, but he's getting text or okay, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 12: He's just getting tons of texts, and so I just
Speaker 12: sort of glanced at it, like just to sort of
Speaker 12: make sure it wasn't like some sort of family emergency
Speaker 12: or something. Now that there's so much you can do
Speaker 12: when you're on a plane, but.
Speaker 3: You were worried about that, you were just curious.
Speaker 10: I'm sure.
Speaker 13: I'm sure it was a little of both.
Speaker 12: But so then I could see obviously it's some girl
Speaker 12: who is just being very aggressive and texting like NonStop,
Speaker 12: and it was you know, all caps, and there was
Speaker 12: I mean, I don't know what was happening, but clearly
Speaker 12: there's some drama going on with some girl, and that's
Speaker 12: not something I want to get involved with.
Speaker 9: So you don't even know.
Speaker 3: He could have been his sister, It could have been
Speaker 3: a cousin, Like I.
Speaker 12: Mean, I don't I don't know for sure, but it
Speaker 12: is definitely. I mean, if you thought the text, you
Speaker 12: would have thought the same thing as member.
Speaker 1: Let's find out for sure right now, because you don't
Speaker 1: know this yet, Tiffany. But Brad is actually on the
Speaker 1: other line right now listening.
Speaker 3: I'm like, he's not dramatic at all.
Speaker 1: No, he wants to just jump in on this conversation.
Speaker 1: I'm guessing he's just sleeping. Brad.
Speaker 8: You there, Yeah, I'm here.
Speaker 10: How you doing so?
Speaker 3: Very cool? Calm and collect it.
Speaker 12: So do you if you work out all your drama
Speaker 12: with your with your other week?
Speaker 13: Okay, I do not.
Speaker 10: I'm not a fan of drama either, but there were
Speaker 10: some loose ends I had to kind of tie up
Speaker 10: and it's done, like I don't have to worry about it.
Speaker 1: Wait, look, hold on, wait, hold on, Brad. Look, we
Speaker 1: always assume that everybody who emails into the show to
Speaker 1: ask for second dates is single.
Speaker 10: Exactly, are you not?
Speaker 1: Like maybe you're dating multiple women? Right now, and if
Speaker 1: you like, if you are, that's okay, but can you
Speaker 1: confirm your single?
Speaker 10: I am one hundred percent single, and by the time
Speaker 10: the plane landed I was one hundred percent as well.
Speaker 12: So wait, so like somebody on a plane, you were
Speaker 12: like breaking up with somebody. It's like for somebody that
Speaker 12: you had never even really met before. Is that all
Speaker 12: we're saying?
Speaker 10: Okay, I don't want to sound like a creeper. I'm not.
Speaker 10: I'm not. I didn't break up with her because of
Speaker 10: somebody that I'm not on the plane. I'm just her
Speaker 10: and I. We had issues. It wasn't going to go
Speaker 10: anywhere anyway, Like I was just trying to find I
Speaker 10: guess the motivation.
Speaker 1: Or okay, but what wait wait, wait, waits you your
Speaker 1: ex when you boarded the plane or was she your
Speaker 1: ex when you got off the plane?
Speaker 10: Thank you emotionally?
Speaker 12: Yes?
Speaker 2: People say, oh, we've been emotionally broken up right?
Speaker 10: No?
Speaker 13: No?
Speaker 12: And he doesn't like drama? Are you kidding?
Speaker 1: That is?
Speaker 3: And then you fell asleep in the middle of.
Speaker 1: Red was tired from flirting so hard with Red before that.
Speaker 3: It takes a lot of energy out of you to
Speaker 3: break up with somebody how long was this relationship?
Speaker 10: There was six months. There wasn't a whole lot.
Speaker 1: Okay, that's on the line.
Speaker 12: That's enough to like form quite the attachment on her.
Speaker 12: I mean, I don't know this girl, but clearly on
Speaker 12: her side, it meant a lot, and that clearly hurt her.
Speaker 12: And it's it's pretty cheap to like text somebody when
Speaker 12: they physically cannot call you back because you're on a plane.
Speaker 12: I would never trust somebody who did that.
Speaker 7: Wait, he didn't cheat, I mean honestly, like, Okay, it's
Speaker 7: pretty low that he would.
Speaker 3: Text her and just break up with her that way,
Speaker 3: But he didn't cheat like he will. Don't be before
Speaker 3: he cheats on you. Yeah clean, I.
Speaker 1: Mean, Brooke, you don't know one hundred percent what they
Speaker 1: did on that plane, so let's not jump to conclusions.
Speaker 10: I didn't cheat. I didn't have two women at one time.
Speaker 10: It's like a connecting flight. I went from one flight.
Speaker 3: He just had a layover.
Speaker 12: This is a layover, very layover.
Speaker 1: The bottom line, Tiffany Brad is a romantic and he
Speaker 1: saw something that he liked when he boarded on the plane,
Speaker 1: and he went for it, and he's continuing to go
Speaker 1: for it by going through us. That's why we're going
Speaker 1: to offer to send you guys out on another date,
Speaker 1: well your first date, I guess technically, and we would
Speaker 1: pay for it.
Speaker 12: Well, how lovely of you, but no, thank you. I
Speaker 12: had nothing to do with you sleeping, and that will
Speaker 12: be the last time I see you sleeping, So thank you.
Speaker 6: Quick.
Speaker 1: Brad text her a picture of you closing your eyes. Gotcha,
Speaker 1: Jeffrey in the morning. Maybe my favorite line of that
Speaker 1: entire second date was quote, I can promise you I
Speaker 1: was one hundred percent single once the plane land.
Speaker 5: Unbelievably, it was a long fly.
Speaker 1: Still, kids, it is crazy. I mean, he may have
Speaker 1: been sleeping, but Brad was clearly also doing work before that,
Speaker 1: ditching the old and upgrading to the NEWS.
Speaker 3: I mean, he didn't cheat or anything, but I gotta
Speaker 3: say her instincts spot on.
Speaker 2: Yeah, she actually saw the attack. She didn't want to
Speaker 2: share his business, but she said no, believe me, if
Speaker 2: you read it, you would have known.
Speaker 1: Yeah. So now his upgrade to the first class person
Speaker 1: was not approved. He's back to taking the train again,
Speaker 1: looking for somebody new. But we do wish Brad the
Speaker 1: best of luck. Make sure you go listen to all
Speaker 1: of our second date updates, by the way, at Brook
Speaker 1: and Jeffrey on our YouTube page or anywhere you get
Speaker 1: your podcasts. You can listen to us on your next flight.
Speaker 1: You can even break up with us on it.
Speaker 5: There you go.
Speaker 3: I prefer you not to actually like it. If you
Speaker 3: could leave us a good review, that'd be great.
Speaker 1: Asking you a little clinging there, brother, it's Brook and
Speaker 1: Jeffrey in the.
Speaker 6: Morning, Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.
Speaker 1: If there's anything we've learned this year, it's that the
Speaker 1: quickest road to success is to have Swis on your side.
Speaker 3: That is the truth right there.
Speaker 1: And Taylor Swift has single handedly boosted the national economy.
Speaker 1: She saved the glitter industry and even resuscitated the dying
Speaker 1: sports league known as the NFL.
Speaker 3: I didn't even know what that thing was until.
Speaker 1: They were about to declare bankruptcy until Taylor stepped in.
Speaker 3: Now, all what I'm doing is buying sequined footballs.
Speaker 1: Thank you, Taylor. That's why today I am begging her
Speaker 1: to please leave one like on our TikTok page at
Speaker 1: Brooke and Jeffery one coming.
Speaker 5: It doesn't even have to be her.
Speaker 1: If her cat watched a video of me singing a
Speaker 1: song it would take this show to soaring new heights.
Speaker 3: Did you know that? Olivia Benson the name of her cat.
Speaker 1: Oh, I didn't even know that. Well, we feel the
Speaker 1: Taylor Swift bump after I do my brand new song
Speaker 1: of the week. We've got a blank space for Taylor.
Speaker 1: It's coming up at ten. It is time for my
Speaker 1: song of the week.
Speaker 5: Yes, all right, Sorry I was drinking coffee.
Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, exciting, all right.
Speaker 1: But look, everybody's idea of perfect is a little bit different. Like,
Speaker 1: for example, if I was a little bit older, I
Speaker 1: would be Brook's perfect match. She has said that to
Speaker 1: me on multiple occasions and even wrote it in my
Speaker 1: radio yearbook on the back page. You're gonna have to
Speaker 1: drop it Brook and get it o. As for me,
Speaker 1: if Brooke was a little bit younger, okay, then it
Speaker 1: still wouldn't work out, which just goes to show, see,
Speaker 1: everybody's perfect match, your ideal thing is a little bit
Speaker 1: different from person to person. And that's especially true this
Speaker 1: time of year when you take the family, or your
Speaker 1: significant other or just yourself to go to the pumpkin patch,
Speaker 1: you're perfect right hunting for that perfect one that you
Speaker 1: have up in your mind, and that looks a little
Speaker 1: bit different to everybody.
Speaker 3: That's true. I'm a long and tall type of pumpkin lady.
Speaker 3: It's my favorite time.
Speaker 1: That's exactly what she wrote in my ear book exactly.
Speaker 1: But what tends to happen is you go, you get
Speaker 1: a couple apple cider donuts, you get stuck inside some
Speaker 1: children's corn maize, and next thing you know, you're just like,
Speaker 1: I'll take the pumpkin closest to the exit. Just get
Speaker 1: me out of here.
Speaker 3: You can find your way out, but not.
Speaker 1: For some of us. The quest is too important, and
Speaker 1: we will stay there all day and all night, search
Speaker 1: every single row of the pumpkin patch till we find
Speaker 1: the one way pompkin.
Speaker 3: Where are you?
Speaker 1: That's what I'm wondering, and that's what I'm singing about today,
Speaker 1: the quest to find the perfect Halloween pumpkin. And that's why,
Speaker 1: instead of doing the hit song by Raging Bone Man's
Speaker 1: I'm Only Human, it's young Jeffreys. I need a pumpkin.
Speaker 3: Okay, I don't know what song that is. I'll know
Speaker 3: when I hear it.
Speaker 1: You'll probably recognize, all right, For all those pumpkin hunters.
Speaker 1: This one's for you. A point when I'm ready, point October,
Speaker 1: we do this. I'm hoping to find all that orange
Speaker 1: fruitness with the perfect rind, got curts with the smoothness
Speaker 1: like j Lo's behind, because I need a pumpkin round
Speaker 1: and tall Laxa durrellas ride to the ball. So where's
Speaker 1: my god favorite? Give me the squash on me. I
Speaker 1: got mud in my ears and muck on my jeans,
Speaker 1: the brown on our rears. It's not what it seems.
Speaker 1: This ain't no field to dreams because that one is
Speaker 1: long bead and that's too small hole. This one reminds
Speaker 1: me of Logan Paul growing some wonky seeds look like
Speaker 1: when cousins breathe.
Speaker 9: Some people got a punking problem. Some people hate their cuts.
Speaker 9: Some people just refuse to carbon.
Speaker 5: But I do with the do.
Speaker 9: I run a podcat free above skin like a buntble
Speaker 9: that some soft the King of Pallo looking for his
Speaker 9: pump queens.
Speaker 1: A sea of civilians aboard the hay ride this far,
Speaker 1: making millions by upping the prize to Disneyland hides. I
Speaker 1: came here for pompkins. That was all but left with
Speaker 1: the dozen don't on holes. Of course it's cash on leave.
Speaker 1: There ain't am a sketch geese.
Speaker 9: Ah God, that's upon the perfect pump gun.
Speaker 1: But I wasn't quick enough because some little bad win
Speaker 1: and grabbed them.
Speaker 8: I almost gave him a.
Speaker 9: Show because I'm on a popcon turnly walm like the
Speaker 9: way John said was perfectly both a raising lion, see.
Speaker 1: Looking at lion, came see.
Speaker 9: I need a pump down. You hide away because my
Speaker 9: name the dumpkins. My yard is playing. It's making mine
Speaker 9: look weed. He's on his pumpkin shee because I don't
Speaker 9: find no plastic. Come, don't want talking some time?
Speaker 1: That's only lowis after all, he sold out of units. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I called, can't find the one nicee bride orange chunkin free.
Speaker 1: I need a pumpkin, but not from a can. One
Speaker 1: perfect pumpkin is all that demanding. If you think I'm picky,
Speaker 1: wait for my christ mystery.
Speaker 3: So much passion behind.
Speaker 1: That man, I'll be there for a week. That's what
Speaker 1: you are dedicated.
Speaker 3: I don't care how much it.
Speaker 1: Costs, No, I will pay any price for the perfect pumpkin.
Speaker 1: I know I'm not alone out there. Text in to
Speaker 1: seven eighty five nine to two, tell us what you
Speaker 1: thought about the song of the week. If you have
Speaker 1: a perfect pumpkin, We're gonna post the video up on
Speaker 1: our all of our soul shows. That broke and Jeffrey
Speaker 1: on TikTok, YouTube, Instagram, everywhere the lyrics so you could
Speaker 1: see what I say.
Speaker 2: You're harder to pick a pumpkin than a Christmas tree,
Speaker 2: inspire quicker, and it's only like three weeks for Halloween.
Speaker 3: You're gonna have to pay Lewis right for using his.
Speaker 1: Yeah, oh will I.
Speaker 3: Let's edit him on Lewis is like a celebrity comes
Speaker 3: after your song of the.
Speaker 6: Week brooking Jeffrey in the morning, I got a.
Speaker 1: Text seventy five nine two that says, hey, jeff why
Speaker 1: would you pick that song? It's pretty dumb?
Speaker 3: WHOA all right, it was a surprising song choice.
Speaker 1: Okay, well have you heard the rest of the show.
Speaker 1: Pretty dumb is basically our entire brand. In my defense,
Speaker 1: I think it works. Yeah, but if you missed it.
Speaker 1: Instead of singing the hit song by ragingbone Man, I'm
Speaker 1: only human as sang my own version called I Need
Speaker 1: a Pumpkin boo, I thought.
Speaker 3: Your vocals sounded great.
Speaker 4: Jeff Yeah, the lyrics were funny.
Speaker 1: I did it because I feel like I need to
Speaker 1: support all the people out there who are still searching
Speaker 1: for their perfect pumpkin. For how I haven't.
Speaker 3: Gotten any pumpkins yet.
Speaker 9: That's okay, You're the.
Speaker 1: Picking type and there's nothing wrong with that. Are we
Speaker 1: getting some feedback on the textboard, Brook or more hate?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 7: Like this one says my perfect pumpkin is as follows, Orange,
Speaker 7: Intact and cheap.
Speaker 5: That's it.
Speaker 3: There's literally five hundred of my supermarket right now, and
Speaker 3: they're all the same.
Speaker 1: That is like the Tinder attitude to pumpkins. I'm more
Speaker 1: of a rick when it comes to them. I'm not
Speaker 1: just gonna swipe right on everyone. I only swipe when
Speaker 1: I really need the bonus feature. But you know what,
Speaker 1: if you miss the song, if you want to hear
Speaker 1: it again or share it with someone on their perfect
Speaker 1: pumpkin quest, you can go check out the video of
Speaker 1: the song on our YouTube at Broken Jeffrey. Also up
Speaker 1: on our Facebook, Instagram or TikTok all of.
Speaker 6: It, Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.
Speaker 1: Today we have a first time player so the show
Speaker 1: named Ophelia.
Speaker 3: Are you trying to scare.
Speaker 11: Her, Ophelia, Is it true that you enjoy roller skating?
Speaker 10: What? Yeah?
Speaker 3: Why are you asking in that voice, Jess?
Speaker 1: Is it true that you like singing music, Ophelia? Is
Speaker 1: it true that you're a masochist, Ophelia?
Speaker 12: He no, are you doing.
Speaker 1: It, says on my screen? Or that you like watching
Speaker 1: scary movies even though they terrify you.
Speaker 3: She's gonna be like roller Okay, I.
Speaker 10: Don't know what.
Speaker 2: Yeah, she's like, sorry, din't get a last night. I
Speaker 2: said them all night watching scary movies.
Speaker 3: Yeah, sheually has slept in seven days. Yeah, very fearful,
Speaker 3: awful season.
Speaker 1: Yeah, typical mascist bead.
Speaker 3: What's your favorite scary movie, Ophelia.
Speaker 14: I really like The Cabin in the Woods in the word.
Speaker 1: Oh, it's so good, I've heard it.
Speaker 3: I'm scared.
Speaker 1: No, it's actually like funnier than you would think it
Speaker 1: would be. Yeah, it's actually like a comedy scary. I
Speaker 1: like almost watched the scar Ophelia.
Speaker 14: True, well, I mean it's kind of like good unexpected.
Speaker 1: Don't trust her. She closes her eyes and doesn't watch
Speaker 1: the whole thing.
Speaker 6: I don't know.
Speaker 5: Masochist.
Speaker 1: Here Brook has walked out of the room in with
Speaker 1: her head held down, So I don't know what happened
Speaker 1: over there. Not happy, But Aphelia, we're just gonna explain
Speaker 1: the rules really fast. You got thirty seconds answer as
Speaker 1: many questions as possible. If you don't know when, you
Speaker 1: can say pass, but you do have to beat broke
Speaker 1: out right to win. Are you ready?
Speaker 10: Oh man?
Speaker 14: Okay, I'm ready, Okay.
Speaker 1: Good luck. Your time starts now on this day. In
Speaker 1: nineteen fifty one, CBS started using which body part as
Speaker 1: their logo.
Speaker 10: Uh.
Speaker 1: The terms adagio, frapp, and pirouette are all from what?
Speaker 10: Uh from? I don't know. I don't know.
Speaker 1: K two is the second tallest mountain in the world
Speaker 1: at over twenty eight thousand feet. Which Middle Eastern country
Speaker 1: is it located in?
Speaker 10: Oh Man, I don't know that one's passed.
Speaker 1: Took your time with those questions, but you really thought
Speaker 1: them through, and I appreciate that, Ophelia. Let's read Brook
Speaker 1: back in the studio. It says that you're going to
Speaker 1: school right now. What are you studying psychology or no
Speaker 1: studying psychology?
Speaker 6: Brooke?
Speaker 3: Are we a case study right now? Is that what's happening?
Speaker 14: No, I'm just enjoy it on my drive short.
Speaker 5: Yeah, it means we're perfect.
Speaker 1: Do you have time to change what you're studying? Because
Speaker 1: I studied psych? Look what happens?
Speaker 5: You want to end up at radio home?
Speaker 3: We're kidding. You're going to do great?
Speaker 5: Yeah in radio?
Speaker 1: Yeah? All right, Brooke? What'd you study?
Speaker 3: Journalism?
Speaker 10: Okay?
Speaker 1: All right? Two things not to go after?
Speaker 5: And I didn't study?
Speaker 8: Yeah, we all love what happened?
Speaker 5: Why you guys go?
Speaker 1: This was depressing you? Ready, Brooke? Ready, it starts now
Speaker 1: on this day. In nineteen fifty one, CBS started using
Speaker 1: which body part as their logo. I The terms adagio,
Speaker 1: frapp and pirouette are all from what la K two
Speaker 1: is the second tallest mountain in the world at over
Speaker 1: twenty eight thousand feet. Which Middle Eastern country is it?
Speaker 1: Located in Pakistan? In the Adams family, What is the
Speaker 1: first name of the mom Mortitia? There are only two
Speaker 1: US states that grow Papaya Hawaii and what else?
Speaker 10: Ya?
Speaker 3: Florida.
Speaker 1: A lot of confidence in that, guess, and I appreciated Broke.
Speaker 1: We're gonna go over the scoreboard to see how you
Speaker 1: both did. With Jose.
Speaker 3: You can do it better than.
Speaker 5: Better than themselves.
Speaker 2: You got Sila, Sorry, but you got a free Arnold
Speaker 2: and fresh guys.
Speaker 5: Well, you got fun.
Speaker 1: That's got a tough day to show up for wind Brooks.
Speaker 1: Brooks Brook was really on her game. Let's get the
Speaker 1: answers in. In nineteen fifty one, on this day, CBS
Speaker 1: started using an eyeball as their official logo. Adagio, Frepe,
Speaker 1: and Pirouette are all from Ballet. K two is the
Speaker 1: second tallest mountain in the world, at over twenty eight
Speaker 1: thousand feet. It's in Pakistan. Mortitia is the mom on
Speaker 1: the Adams Family, and the only two US states that
Speaker 1: grew up a payea are Hawaii and Florida.
Speaker 3: I'm all right, so I get all right, yeah, get
Speaker 3: one wrong.
Speaker 1: Good work, brook, Ophelia. I'm sorry. We can't give you
Speaker 1: any money here, but just we're playing. You do win
Speaker 1: a twenty five dollars Disney gift card valid at any
Speaker 1: Disney resort, theme park, or online in the Disney store.
Speaker 3: Yay, all right, hey, and you go and finish your
Speaker 3: degree and you're gonna do great things in this world.
Speaker 3: I feel bad that we were, like, you know, kind
Speaker 3: of pas in you a little bit for your major
Speaker 3: you're doing. It's awesome.
Speaker 5: It's a very good degree.
Speaker 10: Thank you guys.
Speaker 1: Okay, that's what my parents said to me too.
Speaker 3: Okay, jeff be positive.
Speaker 1: Ophelia, thank you so much for playing. We're gonna be back.
Speaker 1: We're gonna do Windbrooks Bucks same time.
Speaker 6: On Monday, Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.