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Speaker 3: It's the Monday before, the Monday before Halloween's Brick and
Speaker 3: Jeffrey in the morning, not the Monday before the Monday before.
Speaker 4: I mean, I've had this on my calendar for years,
Speaker 4: and it's not just that.
Speaker 3: It's also the first day of our technical director, Ashton's
Speaker 3: week long trick or Treat.
Speaker 5: You're My Hero.
Speaker 6: I actually forgot about this, but I'm very exciting.
Speaker 3: That's where every morning, to start off the show in
Speaker 3: the build up to Halloween, he's gonna randomly pick a
Speaker 3: piece of paper out of our Halloween bucket. Yeah, each
Speaker 3: one inside of there has a trick or retreat written
Speaker 3: on it that he has to do live in the studio,
Speaker 3: like right now, right now, it's okay, five days, I
Speaker 3: like five trick or Treat challenges all leading up to
Speaker 3: October thirty.
Speaker 6: First, I hope it's you don't pull out a month
Speaker 6: worth of eating taco bells in the challenge.
Speaker 5: It's becoming famous for this.
Speaker 3: He is on a NonStop quest for greatness and for
Speaker 3: all the lawyers of the company who are listening right now.
Speaker 3: In no way, shape or form are we making him
Speaker 3: do any of this.
Speaker 6: Isn't that bad?
Speaker 3: Ashton? Please agree verbally?
Speaker 5: I agree, it is legally great.
Speaker 3: You can watch the videos of these up on the
Speaker 3: Brook and Jeffrey TikTok Instagram YouTube. All of our socials
Speaker 3: at Brook and Jeffrey. Make sure you're following us now, Ashton,
Speaker 3: please draw out your first paper.
Speaker 6: And drum and there.
Speaker 7: Yeah, he's doing it, okay, job.
Speaker 3: The first one is a treat celebrate Pumpkin spice season
Speaker 3: with five pumpkin spice flavored dog treats.
Speaker 7: It's just perfect because I have five a whole bag
Speaker 7: of pumpkin spice dog food right here.
Speaker 3: He's got it in his mouth now and he's chewing
Speaker 3: and he's making the face like he.
Speaker 6: Likes it, a sour face.
Speaker 5: It's very chalky. It's very woody. It's like like wood pets.
Speaker 3: That sounds to me.
Speaker 6: Are you getting any spice, No.
Speaker 7: No pumpkin, just dog flavor cereal?
Speaker 5: Yeah, swallow this one whole lot.
Speaker 3: It's still on the first one.
Speaker 6: Why do we make him do five?
Speaker 7: I just assume they'd be delicious and w bag.
Speaker 2: All right, yeah, I'm gonna I'm just gonna.
Speaker 5: I'm gonna swallow these four.
Speaker 7: This is okay.
Speaker 2: I got a cham chow chet bigger.
Speaker 7: Than that thought.
Speaker 6: Now they're all just sitting in your.
Speaker 3: The dogs listening to our show right now are so
Speaker 3: jealous of you.
Speaker 6: By the way, didn't he.
Speaker 5: Got it down?
Speaker 3: Well done? Alright, congratulations. That is the first trick or
Speaker 3: treat challenge. There's going to be four more.
Speaker 6: Congratulations he's sweaty.
Speaker 3: Yeah, now that you've got enough nutrition in you, let's
Speaker 3: move on and get on to the shock collar.
Speaker 8: Question of the day.
Speaker 6: That wasn't treaty as I expected it to be.
Speaker 3: Good.
Speaker 7: Oh, it only gets better from here.
Speaker 3: But now we're gonna send it over to the show's
Speaker 3: Halloween tree named Digital Jake, give it to us, Jake.
Speaker 5: Get ready to laugh, and a plot on command. Because
Speaker 5: today is National TV talk show host Day, Data celebrate
Speaker 5: those charismatic entertainers who light up our screens, bring joy
Speaker 5: into our homes, and only occasionally create hostile work environments
Speaker 5: so inhumane it traumatizes their employees for life. Sorry, so
Speaker 5: we're gonna test your knowledge on some of the most
Speaker 5: famous late night legends in a special one and done commercial,
Speaker 5: free act packed edition of the Shock Dollar Question.
Speaker 6: Of the Day. I think that there's some dog treat
Speaker 6: stuck in Actions team because he's gagging.
Speaker 7: James Waters his normal face.
Speaker 3: Ask me since as took so long to eat his
Speaker 3: dog food cereal today, We're gonna have to go through
Speaker 3: these questions pretty quickly.
Speaker 5: Alright, quick answers elections, you get no help. For twenty years,
Speaker 5: Jimmy Kimmel has hosted his late night talk show, Jimmy
Speaker 5: Kimmel Live. Has the other Jimmy. Jimmy Fallon hosts The
Speaker 5: Tonight Show for More or Less.
Speaker 6: See more Jimmy Fallon On TikTok. You know, so maybe
Speaker 6: he's cooler, maybe he's less. We're gonna go Jimmy Fallon's less.
Speaker 5: Alexis said the less that is.
Speaker 6: Nine years.
Speaker 5: You're magic work weird logic.
Speaker 3: It never makes sense to any of us, but in
Speaker 3: her mind it works.
Speaker 5: We don't have time for logic. We're on to Bruh Brook.
Speaker 5: James Corden hosted The Late Late Show on CBS and
Speaker 5: His carpool karaoke segment was one of his most popular,
Speaker 5: where he drives around with celebs singing some of their
Speaker 5: favorite hits. Which of these episodes has the most YouTube views?
Speaker 6: Okay, give it to me.
Speaker 5: Was it Cordon with a BTS b Justin Bieber or
Speaker 5: c Adele.
Speaker 9: Those When you were.
Speaker 6: Asking me, my first thought was Adele. I feel like
Speaker 6: it was the very first one that went viral. It's
Speaker 6: oldest Adele.
Speaker 3: And they're both British too, so that would make sense
Speaker 3: like they would get along like that.
Speaker 6: Justin Bieber's where that viral clip is.
Speaker 5: Yeah, is BTS not short for British?
Speaker 6: Yeah, I'm sticking with a.
Speaker 5: Del Brooke went with Adele.
Speaker 10: That is.
Speaker 5: Immediately two hundred and sixty two million views. Bieber had
Speaker 5: one hundred and fifty nine million, BTS A poultry one
Speaker 5: hundred eight million.
Speaker 6: Wow, what are you doing, Armie?
Speaker 2: What are you doing?
Speaker 5: We're onto Jeffrey, Jeffrey. The astronauts aboard the International Space
Speaker 5: Station are fans of a certain late night talk show,
Speaker 5: and there's a piece of equipment up there named after
Speaker 5: a particular host. Is it a a treadmill named after
Speaker 5: Stephen Colbert be a toilet named after Conan O'Brien, or
Speaker 5: see a race car bed named after j.
Speaker 3: Leno Woh, those are all good answers.
Speaker 6: They have race car beds on the International Space Station. Jeffrey, Well, you.
Speaker 3: Have to be shorter in order to be an astronaut
Speaker 3: so that you could fit in the capsule, so it
Speaker 3: would make sense that they'd have tiny little beds. Conan
Speaker 3: does a lot of like viral weird stuff online, so
Speaker 3: he probably would do like a go fundme to name
Speaker 3: something on the space station after him. Bad logic and
Speaker 3: the I mean astronauts need exercise, so one hundred percent
Speaker 3: there's a treadmill up there.
Speaker 6: Jeffy's doing very good at short answer.
Speaker 3: Mine are more complicated. I got the hardest question of everybody.
Speaker 3: We're gonna go away question.
Speaker 7: Give me the conean toilet.
Speaker 5: Jeff said, cone and toilet. That is indirect. It was
Speaker 5: the cold Bear treadmill combined operation load bearing resistance treadmill
Speaker 5: or Coldbert for sure.
Speaker 7: Yeah, I could have worked that one out.
Speaker 5: If you get Jose, if you get this wrong, you're
Speaker 5: getting shocked. Along with Jeff Jerry Springer hosted his shocking
Speaker 5: and iconic self titled show for decades, and there was
Speaker 5: no shortage of strange people with bizarre stories that appeared
Speaker 5: in the program. Which of these is not a title
Speaker 5: of an episode of Jerry Springer? Is it A I
Speaker 5: married a horse? B Zach the seventy pound baby, or
Speaker 5: C I traded my entire four oh one k for
Speaker 5: a box of Furbies?
Speaker 2: Oh my gosh, I.
Speaker 6: Feel I saw Zach baby.
Speaker 11: Well, because se baby could just be like a big
Speaker 11: kid or a yeah, somebody like a grown man who
Speaker 11: acts like a big Yeah, but seventy pounds you'd probably
Speaker 11: still be a kid. Uh married a horse? Unfortunately, sounds
Speaker 11: very common.
Speaker 6: So they all sound real.
Speaker 7: Yeah, the Jerry Springer Show sound real.
Speaker 11: But because a Jerry Springer show would probably never mention
Speaker 11: anything responsible like a four oh one k, I'm saying
Speaker 11: the four one K want's fake.
Speaker 5: Jake Jose said four one K for Furbi's is fake.
Speaker 5: That is, that's correct.
Speaker 3: I am the only one who got.
Speaker 7: My question wrong, So I'm gonna be getting I know.
Speaker 3: I could have worked it out with a lessis logic,
Speaker 3: but I'm gonna be getting shocked and I'm gonna be singing.
Speaker 7: Skater Boy by Avril Lavinia. He was a skater boy.
Speaker 3: She said, see you later, no time.
Speaker 7: That's your shot calling question of the day.
Speaker 3: Make sure you're here tomorrow.
Speaker 9: Treat Chowie like a freaking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 3: It's been a while since we've done food news, but
Speaker 3: since it's how aween time today, we gotta do.
Speaker 7: I like this better because Yeah, there's a.
Speaker 3: Spooky treat hitting store shelves right now called Rotten Brand
Speaker 3: Gummy Worms. What and it's not just a gimmicky name.
Speaker 3: Brook is gonna love this because the packages literally rott
Speaker 3: because they're made out of one hundred percent organic material
Speaker 3: the gummies before the bag decomposes around them. Plus the
Speaker 3: worms come in four scary themed flavors mischievous Mango, barfin, blue, Raspberry,
Speaker 3: Slobbery and Strawberry and Weirdo Watermelon.
Speaker 6: Zombies approved good, and the package is sixty percent less sugar.
Speaker 7: Yeah, healthier too.
Speaker 6: It is like remember those candies with the rice paper
Speaker 6: and you could eat the paper afterwards.
Speaker 3: Oh no, no, I don't remember that.
Speaker 6: Yeah, they're really fine.
Speaker 3: This is a great trick to hand out to trick
Speaker 3: or treaters where you give them a little bag of
Speaker 3: gummy worms and they get all excited and by the
Speaker 3: time they get home and check their candy bucket, it's
Speaker 3: rotten into gotcha, it's organic plus. In food news, Dominoes
Speaker 3: recently announced their teaming up with Microsoft and are going
Speaker 3: to be using AI to make their pizzas even better.
Speaker 3: That's the thing they don't say.
Speaker 6: How it's like that doesn't make any sense.
Speaker 7: I was looking this up. I checked several articles.
Speaker 3: They don't go into any specific how AI is gonna
Speaker 3: help this is. So I did the thing I probably
Speaker 3: should have done at the beginning, and I asked chat
Speaker 3: GPT and I said, what exactly is Microsoft doing with
Speaker 3: Dominoes and AI to make their pizzas better? Chat GPT's response,
Speaker 3: I have no idea what you're talking about. I didn't
Speaker 3: know you could pay AI hush money to keep it quiet.
Speaker 6: Sounds like they're just using a buzzword to get in
Speaker 6: the news.
Speaker 7: Yeah, anyway, that's your We're gonna do laser stories right
Speaker 7: after this.
Speaker 3: It's a radio segment that's opening a new cemetery that
Speaker 3: puts the fun back in funeral, where instead of slowly
Speaker 3: lowering the caskets into the ground, they'll send it down
Speaker 3: a fifty foot slipping slide into the hole rash, see you,
Speaker 3: uncle Martin.
Speaker 2: It's fun, right.
Speaker 3: Laser Stories the segment where we read weird news stories
Speaker 3: around the glove, just like everyone else does, except we've
Speaker 3: got a laser and those other grave ravers just don't
Speaker 3: this first Lazer Stories out of Spain. You don't have
Speaker 3: many options when it comes to skipping out on a
Speaker 3: bill at a restaurant. You can either let's just go
Speaker 3: over them just to be said.
Speaker 7: You can dine in.
Speaker 6: Dash Yeah, classic claim.
Speaker 7: There was a dead rat in your food that you
Speaker 7: already ate.
Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, I didn't notice it until after.
Speaker 3: Or tell the waiter, hey, look over there, will you
Speaker 3: hide underneath the table?
Speaker 6: He'll never find you there? Actually, Jose works the time.
Speaker 9: Yeah, but.
Speaker 3: One man in Spain used a different scheme over twenty
Speaker 3: times at different restaurants, and it worked a lot. How
Speaker 3: did he do it?
Speaker 7: You want to know?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 6: No, next story.
Speaker 3: After a meal, he'd simply fake a heart attack. Whoa,
Speaker 3: he's fifty year old, atus J and his last fake
Speaker 3: out happened after consuming a bowl of seafood paiea and
Speaker 3: two whiskeys.
Speaker 6: Oh my god, So his age works out for this situation.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's believable. His bill was around forty bucks, but
Speaker 3: he didn't want to pay it, so he first told
Speaker 3: the weight staff he forgot his wallet and needed to
Speaker 3: run back to the hotel hell room.
Speaker 7: But they refused to let him leave.
Speaker 3: That so that's when he slid down on the floor
Speaker 3: and acted as if his chest hurt and began to
Speaker 3: shake his body. It's like you have a kid.
Speaker 11: Throwing a tantrum in the middle of the Yeah, they
Speaker 11: hit the floor and start doing their things.
Speaker 6: Oh my god.
Speaker 3: That may have worked a few months earlier, but restaurants
Speaker 3: in the area had gotten word out in the stat
Speaker 3: They knew who he was, so they just let him
Speaker 3: shake away as they dialed.
Speaker 7: The police, and.
Speaker 6: Joe would have been on him if he really was.
Speaker 3: Well when cops arrived. You're going to be shocked about this.
Speaker 3: Atus miraculously recovered from his heart attacks.
Speaker 6: Study this man for Scias Warrens.
Speaker 3: He was handcuffed and taken to jail. Turns out that
Speaker 3: was the twenty first time he tried to pull the stunt.
Speaker 3: Another time, he spoke perfect Spanish at the start of
Speaker 3: the meal, but when the bill came out, he pretended not.
Speaker 7: To understand the language.
Speaker 3: When asked if he learned his lesson, he told the
Speaker 3: news that he can't help when or where he.
Speaker 7: Gets a heart attack.
Speaker 3: It's actually, as the story is out of British Columbia,
Speaker 3: there's no good place to have a stand off with police.
Speaker 6: Okay, but you are coming up with some strong points
Speaker 6: at the beginning of me.
Speaker 3: You can't deny that, but there are certainly undesirable ones.
Speaker 3: And I say that because BC authorities were responding to
Speaker 3: a shots fired call recently when they saw an armed
Speaker 3: suspect enter a porta potty.
Speaker 6: No, dude, where are you gonna go?
Speaker 3: Don't leave yourself A lot of options there go down
Speaker 3: to make matters worse, the suspect refused to leave the honeybucket,
Speaker 3: and that's when police called in a tactical team and finally,
Speaker 3: after a twenty minute standoff, the man emerged.
Speaker 6: Like just push it over, Milt.
Speaker 3: The police demanded that the guy drop his weapon, but
Speaker 3: he wouldn't comply, and what happened next surprise to everyone.
Speaker 3: The man turned around and ran back inside, no urging
Speaker 3: Bishness to.
Speaker 5: Attend to Gosh.
Speaker 3: An hour later, WHOA. We're still into the second standoff. Here,
Speaker 3: cops and passerbys were both heard saying did he really
Speaker 3: go back in there again? And that's when the man
Speaker 3: emerged a second time, still holding his weapon. An officer
Speaker 3: immediately shot him in the shoulder, and the man was
Speaker 3: taken to the hospital. It is okay, good. Yeah, there's
Speaker 3: no official word on his condition, but a witness says
Speaker 3: he gave a peace sign after being placed into the
Speaker 3: ambience image.
Speaker 7: Or maybe maybe you had to go number two, number
Speaker 7: two side, it's good.
Speaker 3: To communicate his next lazer stories out of the friendly skies.
Speaker 3: The New York Times got their hands on an internal
Speaker 3: memo that says United Airlines is making a big switch soon.
Speaker 2: Bunch of what is it?
Speaker 3: What are they doing changing its boarding process? So people
Speaker 3: with window seats board first?
Speaker 5: Isn't that crazy?
Speaker 3: Then it's interesting time.
Speaker 7: That's the idea.
Speaker 3: You do the windows first, then it's middle seats and
Speaker 3: aisle seats are going to be last.
Speaker 6: Then how do families ever board together?
Speaker 7: It's called being brave brook.
Speaker 4: Okay the plane, baby, can someone watch my baby because
Speaker 4: I'm getting on this plane.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: So this is called the WILMA system, short for window
Speaker 3: middle aisle. Oh and if it sounds familiar to you
Speaker 3: at all, it's because it's actually not new.
Speaker 5: What do you mean?
Speaker 7: United used to do it.
Speaker 3: This way before switching to front to backboarding in twenty seventeen,
Speaker 3: So they're actually just reverting back to an old system
Speaker 3: they have.
Speaker 6: I I've heard the way Southwest does it is actually
Speaker 6: the most efficient where it's just like, do you.
Speaker 3: As for how much time it could save, say, it
Speaker 3: could shorten the boarding process by up to two minutes.
Speaker 3: How one expert called it a step forward, but said
Speaker 3: it's still not really the best way. Ideally, they'd combine
Speaker 3: it with the front to backboarding system, so people with
Speaker 3: the window seats in the back of the plane would
Speaker 3: board first, then window seats in the middle of the plane,
Speaker 3: and so on. Americans probably aren't smart enough to figure
Speaker 3: it out.
Speaker 5: Stupid people keep happening to.
Speaker 6: Me the alphabet for that amount of boarding groups.
Speaker 3: That's what the experts say. Americans too dumb to figure
Speaker 3: it out. If you're wondering, though, preboarding will still happen
Speaker 3: and families can still get on together.
Speaker 6: No, but like preboarding is only for like little kids,
Speaker 6: it's not for family.
Speaker 3: No, families separate from this can still board together. If
Speaker 3: you're a family, you're allowed to get on as a
Speaker 3: whole family.
Speaker 6: It's going to be.
Speaker 7: It doesn't so it doesn't even matter.
Speaker 3: The new system really only applies to the single losers
Speaker 3: back in coach, no offense.
Speaker 6: It's it's always by the vackseat.
Speaker 3: You do, you know where to go everything This next
Speaker 3: lays of stories out of Halloween Headquarters. There's always going
Speaker 3: to be grown adults who freak out over Halloween.
Speaker 9: Huh.
Speaker 3: I'm not saying there's anything wrong with that, but are
Speaker 3: more adults losing interest in the holiday altogether?
Speaker 9: Huh?
Speaker 3: I say that because, according to a new poll, sixty
Speaker 3: three percent of adults say they are not dressing up
Speaker 3: this year.
Speaker 6: Damn, Daniel, Like middle of the week. I'm a pretty
Speaker 6: grown adult and I've got two adult Halloween parties to
Speaker 6: go to.
Speaker 2: I could kind of see this.
Speaker 11: Though, because if I didn't dress up other than work,
Speaker 11: I wouldn't dress up.
Speaker 3: Another fourteen percent haven't decided if they're going to wear
Speaker 3: a costume yet. Twenty two percent said they will be
Speaker 3: definitely dressed up for Halloween.
Speaker 7: Most of them are younger adults.
Speaker 6: And I'm dressing up then, yeah, that makes sense whopping.
Speaker 3: Eighty eight percent of boomer say they're definitely not dressing.
Speaker 6: Putting boom and boomers. If you ask me of.
Speaker 3: The people who are celebrating, most people say they're either
Speaker 3: buying their costume or making it theirselves.
Speaker 7: What other options are the.
Speaker 6: Borrowing one, using one from last year?
Speaker 3: A few people say they're having someone else make their costume.
Speaker 6: Oh, okay, that would be the husbands.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and I know one guy whose plan is just
Speaker 3: to walk around in his birthday suit the whole day
Speaker 3: with a mask on.
Speaker 6: It's his birthday.
Speaker 3: Oh did you hear that?
Speaker 7: It's not a turtle.
Speaker 3: It's the green Goblin of Goodwill and he's here to
Speaker 3: take all of.
Speaker 7: Our youth footwear.
Speaker 3: Scary jown sound means Lands of Stories has come to
Speaker 3: an end for the day.
Speaker 7: We'll do it again at the same time.
Speaker 9: On Wednesday, Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 3: There are certain things that can make people cry almost
Speaker 3: instantly when they see them.
Speaker 2: Oh, dude, you're talking to the right guy here to.
Speaker 3: Like videos of soldiers coming home to their friends.
Speaker 6: Same especially when the dog there's the dog in fault.
Speaker 3: Speak, or a baby hearing his mom sing for the
Speaker 3: very first time, or a dyslexic wolf puppy learning how
Speaker 3: to howl. It's gotta learn how to do it the
Speaker 3: right way.
Speaker 6: It would make me cry.
Speaker 3: Gets me right here.
Speaker 7: But there's one that's better than all.
Speaker 3: Of those that always gets the tears flowing, and that's
Speaker 3: listening to voicemails from our.
Speaker 6: Loser crying for a different reason.
Speaker 3: Their tears of laughter. But we can't believe what these
Speaker 3: people said in their messages, but it does get us
Speaker 3: every single time.
Speaker 6: If there's not a dyslexic wolf that called us, I'm
Speaker 6: going to be disappointed.
Speaker 3: Jeffrey, there might be, so better get out the Kleenex
Speaker 3: for a brand new edition of the Loser Line coming.
Speaker 9: Up with you.
Speaker 12: Is this the right number?
Speaker 9: It's the Loser Line.
Speaker 3: Good by, just call me back if you haven't heard
Speaker 3: the Loser Line before.
Speaker 7: It works like this.
Speaker 3: Let's say a guy approaches you while you're out at
Speaker 3: the club and uses this charming pickup line on you.
Speaker 1: Excuse me news, are you a drill sergeant?
Speaker 3: They only say that because you got my private standing at.
Speaker 6: A g That's definitely the medication, Maddy.
Speaker 7: It's been a long time since that's happened.
Speaker 3: Done it's so, and whatever you do, don't tell him
Speaker 3: to drop down and give you twenty and that actually
Speaker 3: might kill him. No, right, give him the number of
Speaker 3: loser lines. Hopefully he leaves an awkward voicemail. We could
Speaker 3: play on the air voicemails like this one.
Speaker 13: Next message, Hey Caine, this is Natalie. I'm mad at you.
Speaker 13: You said my name wrong when we said goodbye the
Speaker 13: other night. You said Natalie. It's Natalie, like like math Natalie.
Speaker 13: We went over it that night. I mean, your name
Speaker 13: is Kaid, right, like I wouldn't call you Kate. I'm sorry.
Speaker 13: I mean, I don't mean to be like going on
Speaker 13: about it, but it is a pet peeve of mine.
Speaker 13: I mean, my parents are weird or whatever, like they
Speaker 13: went to I guess a lot of raves in the
Speaker 13: nineties because my brother's name is random. I mean literally,
Speaker 13: his name is random. I guess they did a lot
Speaker 13: of drugs and like sucked on pacifiers or whatever in
Speaker 13: the race, so they're crazy. My name is Natalie. His
Speaker 13: name's random. Anyway, I'm just rambling, but it was really
Speaker 13: cool to meet you, Cad, and yeah, this is Natalie,
Speaker 13: and uh, you know, give me a callback.
Speaker 10: Next message, Okay.
Speaker 6: All the decisions her parents made still haunt her today.
Speaker 9: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I wish my parents named me Random. I think
Speaker 3: that's a great name.
Speaker 6: Jeffrey would be.
Speaker 3: Way better thanking.
Speaker 6: Random in the morning unique. Okay, well you can change it.
Speaker 10: Next method.
Speaker 14: Hey, this is one calling in regards to a little
Speaker 14: U America's Got Talent investment. I want to a little
Speaker 14: bit of money down. Should we do uh, three hundreds
Speaker 14: on Digit the unicycle multi food. I think he's gonna
Speaker 14: make it, probably to the final round, and then I'd
Speaker 14: like to do five hundred on Dagger Dave the sorts
Speaker 14: wallerwer guy. Now, how do how do we? How do
Speaker 14: we do this?
Speaker 10: Is this? This?
Speaker 14: This is like veno or if you need me to
Speaker 14: give my credit card or something else, I just I
Speaker 14: don't know I know how to pay?
Speaker 10: Next message, Oh my god, the.
Speaker 3: Underground America's Got Talent betting ring.
Speaker 6: Someone made that up, convinced this guy to get in
Speaker 6: on it, and then had him call us.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it was probably like his grandma or something because
Speaker 3: got Talent pretty brutal. But speaking of America's Got talent,
Speaker 3: this show has none of that. Yeh No, we have
Speaker 3: the proof on the Brook and Jeffrey TikTok page right
Speaker 3: now and watch some videos along with the favorite loser
Speaker 3: line of the week, proof positive that we are one
Speaker 3: hundred percent talentless. Now, let's get back to a loser
Speaker 3: line clips next message.
Speaker 15: Hey, So, so I'm not very good at conversations. You
Speaker 15: probably knew.
Speaker 16: That, Okay, but I looked up questions questions that we
Speaker 16: could we could talk about, you know, like, so we
Speaker 16: can have a conversation.
Speaker 15: Okay, hold on, okay. One of the questions was what's
Speaker 15: your most horrifying experience ever? Okay, so I'll go first.
Speaker 15: I fell into the Otter exhibit at the zoo and
Speaker 15: I got fit.
Speaker 12: And it wasn't like a long time ago.
Speaker 15: This was literally like last year. Yeah, that's mine. Can
Speaker 15: you call me back? And can you tell me yours? Bye?
Speaker 6: Do you think she made the honters nervous too? And
Speaker 6: that's why I make better?
Speaker 3: It's their most horrifying experiences, I feel. I guess the
Speaker 3: zoo date's going to be out of the question though
Speaker 3: for that.
Speaker 6: Yeah, well maybe it was at the aquarium not the zoos.
Speaker 2: She's good, Okay.
Speaker 3: I do want to get that conversation starter book whatever
Speaker 3: one that she was using. They got some gems in there.
Speaker 11: Clear it starts the cone said, it's a good she's
Speaker 11: going to take anything.
Speaker 10: Hey Allison, it's from this morning.
Speaker 13: I thought it was really clever how you left your
Speaker 13: number on my start but cuftaffa I ordered.
Speaker 10: Apparently my pickup lines at the register must have worked
Speaker 10: done you.
Speaker 17: Maybe it was my deal.
Speaker 5: I was in my workout year.
Speaker 2: I didn't want to flect too hard though, because I.
Speaker 3: Only have one of those shirts left and I didn't
Speaker 3: want to rip another one.
Speaker 5: That's funny anyway, here's the deal. I left a pair
Speaker 5: of underwear in the bathroom there.
Speaker 3: Not on accident. I just had a lot of flat.
Speaker 5: Going on and I didn't want to deal with that.
Speaker 5: So you know, if you find him, you can keep them.
Speaker 3: Well a little side present from me.
Speaker 11: Yeah, okay, this is funny because if a girl of
Speaker 11: this message, there'd be guys going, oh god, sweaty in
Speaker 11: the bathroom.
Speaker 3: Yeah, this guy's growth.
Speaker 6: This is why we have locks of bathrooms.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and you know that's why you.
Speaker 3: Need proof that you're a customers stress.
Speaker 6: This is why I quit working coffee.
Speaker 3: Yeah, reason wealth customer like that today.
Speaker 6: Adults, no one has looked at your delts today.
Speaker 3: Remember you can listen to Loser Line regularly this time
Speaker 3: every week, and make sure you subscribe to the Brook
Speaker 3: and Jeffery YouTube channel.
Speaker 7: Where you can listen to every Loser Line.
Speaker 3: Second date in phone tap that we do right there,
Speaker 3: we're gonna do a phone tap right after.
Speaker 9: This Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 3: Today we call a woman who just got hired to
Speaker 3: do career counseling for people from other countries who just
Speaker 3: moved to North America for work.
Speaker 9: Oh.
Speaker 2: What a sweet woman.
Speaker 3: And she's been doing phone interviews right now to see
Speaker 3: if she can get clients, you know, in the right direction.
Speaker 3: And her first person scheduled for the day might give
Speaker 3: her the biggest challenge of them all. He's a fiery
Speaker 3: German Man named Hans Gloober.
Speaker 5: Oh, and he has.
Speaker 3: A very spuddy work history in his recent past. Maybe
Speaker 3: she can help him in your phone tap right now.
Speaker 18: Another Hello, Marian.
Speaker 2: Hello, my name is Hans Gluoba.
Speaker 1: I am scheduled to be having the meeting at this
Speaker 1: time as the Council of as a Choreos.
Speaker 18: Oh hi, yes, Hans, that would be me like to
Speaker 18: tap two?
Speaker 2: Yeah, it is in pleasure to be meeting on the phone.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 18: Absolutely, I think he's come to the right place. So
Speaker 18: I've got to ask you, what kind of career or
Speaker 18: job are you looking for?
Speaker 2: Very good question. Well, I'm very open to most of
Speaker 2: these scenes.
Speaker 1: So perhaps if I maybe tell you about my previous experience,
Speaker 1: you can help me.
Speaker 18: Yeah, okay, yeah, yeah, sure, that's yeah, Okay.
Speaker 1: I will go down the least of my wrestlemey and
Speaker 1: I tell you the jobs I have done in the
Speaker 1: last maybe eighteen months.
Speaker 18: Oh, that's great, let's do it.
Speaker 2: Okay. So I was Vaffl house cook for seven days.
Speaker 2: You know, the Vaffel House, the house of the vaffles.
Speaker 18: Yes, I'm familiar.
Speaker 1: Yeah, one whole week, one whole weekends. Then all of
Speaker 1: a sudden I find out I'm allergic to vaffles. Oh
Speaker 1: you believes that though the hire me is a waffle house,
Speaker 1: all of a sudden I have hives all over my
Speaker 1: German body.
Speaker 2: The vaffles though very delicious.
Speaker 15: Well that's true.
Speaker 2: It's hard to stop even when you're allergic.
Speaker 18: The seven days, it doesn't really look great on a resume.
Speaker 14: They might question that.
Speaker 10: So that's what else do you done?
Speaker 2: Well?
Speaker 1: I have Donzie balloon animals for the kids' birthday parties.
Speaker 10: That's a skill that is well.
Speaker 1: I trained for many years, and I bring the company
Speaker 1: over here and then I name it Birthday blow Is
Speaker 1: for the children dot com and all of a sudden,
Speaker 1: all the parents are like, oh, what is the birthday Blowy?
Speaker 2: And take it down my website.
Speaker 3: I don't understand.
Speaker 18: I think you were saying something you didn't intend to say.
Speaker 18: So that's understandable.
Speaker 16: There can be a language barrier, that's okay.
Speaker 14: Oh yeah, let's see what else we have on there.
Speaker 1: Okay, well, I mean I have done a little entertainment
Speaker 1: on the television.
Speaker 15: Hmm, oh interesting.
Speaker 18: What kind of entertainment did you do?
Speaker 1: I have been in four different cialist commercials. You're not cialists?
Speaker 15: Yes, yeah, I have seen that commercial.
Speaker 2: Do you recognize me?
Speaker 18: Well, not over the not over the son.
Speaker 10: Now I am.
Speaker 1: Type of celebrity and the ed community because all of
Speaker 1: a sudden, everyone say, oh, you are the guy from
Speaker 1: the commercial. You're the face of cialis And I'm like, yeah,
Speaker 1: that is me.
Speaker 18: Oh yeah, that that is definitely an accomplishment. It's something
Speaker 18: it's something you always.
Speaker 16: Have and I'm not sure it's ideal for.
Speaker 1: Well, it led me to my us A job. I
Speaker 1: was also the bad guy number three in the Bond movies.
Speaker 1: Do you like James Bonding?
Speaker 10: Yes, I do like James Bond.
Speaker 1: Oh well, I wasn't even in the top ten. All
Speaker 1: of a sudden, I do couple of Silis commercial. Next
Speaker 1: thing you know, boom all top three and number three
Speaker 1: bad guy.
Speaker 18: Okay, okay, well well this we might be onto something.
Speaker 18: Vondervar sounds like you definitely have an entertainment background, so
Speaker 18: we could very entertaining.
Speaker 1: My last film you've heard of Nicholas Cage. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: was Seekerless Cage.
Speaker 9: This a oh my god?
Speaker 18: Yeah no, yeah, I think I see where this is going.
Speaker 2: Would you like me to send you the link?
Speaker 1: It's called Adult National Treasure where she has to find
Speaker 1: my treasure.
Speaker 18: Oh goodness, yeah, goodness. No, I've got the idea. But
Speaker 18: I think maybe we're beering off in a direction that
Speaker 18: maybe we don't want to go into.
Speaker 2: I am just very versatile and the entertainment industry.
Speaker 18: It sounds that way, it truly does, but I'm much
Speaker 18: more Your person's going to help you get a good
Speaker 18: job in an office or I don't know, a sales position.
Speaker 2: I have been in these sales in Germany. I've as
Speaker 2: Jacuzzi salesman.
Speaker 18: Oh, who doesn't like a Jacuzzi?
Speaker 2: Okay, that was my slogan, who does not like za Jacuzzi?
Speaker 1: And then I would go in naked and I would
Speaker 1: show them how good it worked, and then they would walk.
Speaker 2: Out and I got fired.
Speaker 18: I do have to go now, but I want you
Speaker 18: to stay positive and don't lose.
Speaker 1: I'm kind of disappointed because your best friend, Carrie Anne,
Speaker 1: she told me if I call you and least off
Speaker 1: a bunch of random fake jobs, that you would still
Speaker 1: be able to help me.
Speaker 16: Sherry Anne told you to do what she told me.
Speaker 2: To call you and prank you and waste your time
Speaker 2: at work.
Speaker 5: Wait.
Speaker 1: Wait, my real name is actually Jose from the radio
Speaker 1: show Brick and Jeffrey in the Morning, and we're doing
Speaker 1: a phone topping on you.
Speaker 18: Oh god, oh my god, this isn't real.
Speaker 8: I'm so happy you're not a real guy. Looking for it?
Speaker 1: Seriously, do you real levant to send you? As a
Speaker 1: link to the sis cage follows as a movie.
Speaker 18: I did No, No, No, I'm I'm good. Thank you.
Speaker 2: Everybody says that I.
Speaker 9: The weak up. Every morning was fum tats weekday mornings
Speaker 9: on the twenties Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 3: The typical first date questions are all so standard and boring.
Speaker 3: Where'd you grow up?
Speaker 10: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Have any siblings?
Speaker 8: Yeah?
Speaker 3: On a scale of one to ten? How attached are
Speaker 3: you to your teeth? What do you think you could
Speaker 3: start with a real car?
Speaker 6: That's not it's more scary than someone only says three.
Speaker 3: But one of our listeners wasn't just asked a strange,
Speaker 3: bold question on his date. He was told to prove
Speaker 3: it right there at the dinner table. Whoa and he
Speaker 3: had to bring something out from under the table to
Speaker 3: show her. No, it's nothing on savory. Don't worry like
Speaker 3: you're probably thinking. But it was definitely a turning point
Speaker 3: in the evening. You're gonna hear what she demanded, he
Speaker 3: showed to her in your brand new Second Date Update
Speaker 3: Next Second Date Updated. I know women always think if
Speaker 3: they put any time and energy into writing something on
Speaker 3: their dating profiles, it won't matter because guys only judge
Speaker 3: based on their looks.
Speaker 7: Isn't that how you think?
Speaker 6: I've never had a dating profile, so I don't think so.
Speaker 10: Body are.
Speaker 7: I can tell you that's kind of sad.
Speaker 3: That is definitely true for ninety percent of the dudes
Speaker 3: out there. But there's a few good ones who remain
Speaker 3: scattered amongst the crowd, and they actually read what you write.
Speaker 3: And one of those guys is with us today and
Speaker 3: he's getting ghosted for it. His name is Jack, so
Speaker 3: because he read, I am so sorry that you're one
Speaker 3: of the good ones. Look what's happening to you?
Speaker 10: No, it's okay.
Speaker 17: I just figured I'm not really the kind of guy
Speaker 17: that would reach out to our radio station normally, but
Speaker 17: I figured, what the heck, I might as well give
Speaker 17: it a shot.
Speaker 6: But people that reach out to radio stations are bad people.
Speaker 7: It is a low point in your life if you
Speaker 7: have to to us.
Speaker 17: No asking strangers for advice. Let's put it that way.
Speaker 7: Yeah strangers, I get it.
Speaker 6: But look we're starting off on a good foot.
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, yeah, before we get into it. What's the
Speaker 3: name of the woman that you went out with, Madison?
Speaker 6: Okay? And what did you like about Madison's profile?
Speaker 3: Not to make this painful for you to bring it
Speaker 3: back up again, but tell us about it.
Speaker 17: Well, her pictures right away gave you an energy. I
Speaker 17: could see in her pictures.
Speaker 6: That okay, smile, yeah.
Speaker 10: Like a whole package. Like.
Speaker 17: She came off as classy, independent over the pictures I
Speaker 17: was looking at.
Speaker 3: Wow.
Speaker 17: But she had a lot of friends in her pictures
Speaker 17: with her, which meant she's probably very social.
Speaker 6: Some people don't like that, Oh, don't like it?
Speaker 10: Well I liked it because she's got friends, so so.
Speaker 12: It made her seem more normal.
Speaker 6: If other people like her, then there's got to be
Speaker 6: something good about her.
Speaker 7: And those are the pictures. What about? Was there anything
Speaker 7: like written on her bio that stood out to you?
Speaker 17: Yeah, she said in her bio, and she didn't mind
Speaker 17: huffing it up.
Speaker 10: If the guy does the dishes.
Speaker 6: Yeah, that should always be the trade.
Speaker 10: Yeah for sure.
Speaker 17: Okay, I don't mind either, But that seemed fair minded,
Speaker 17: so like was another plus.
Speaker 10: Okay, So I reached out through the.
Speaker 17: App and we started talking and we connected right away.
Speaker 6: Did you invite yourself over to her house to eat
Speaker 6: something that she makes?
Speaker 10: No?
Speaker 3: Not off the bat, what'd you do?
Speaker 17: We went out to a whiskey Barine was really pleasantly
Speaker 17: surprised because I'm the big whiskey guy and she was
Speaker 17: into it. And I don't find that that common with
Speaker 17: women to be into whiskey.
Speaker 10: So, but she was you like a lady.
Speaker 6: With a little hair on her chest, you know, you know,
Speaker 6: put a little hair on your chest.
Speaker 7: Okay, well that's good.
Speaker 3: That gives you something else to bond over while you
Speaker 3: guys are out together.
Speaker 17: Absolutely, and I realized that since we were aligned, like
Speaker 17: you said, it's it was nice to communicate with a
Speaker 17: grown up, right.
Speaker 12: There was no games.
Speaker 6: Whiskey scream grown up yeah something you graduate too.
Speaker 3: Was there any moments from the date that like really
Speaker 3: stood out as something that was like a big highlight
Speaker 3: or maybe a weird part of the night a low light?
Speaker 17: Well, yeah, I got this is the only thing I
Speaker 17: can focus in on. She said something very weird. I
Speaker 17: want to see your hands. I got in nowhere. I
Speaker 17: want to see my hands.
Speaker 6: Yeah okay, oh like hold your hands, kill me your hand.
Speaker 3: They stop resisting.
Speaker 7: Not like that.
Speaker 17: No, no, no, but it might as well have been
Speaker 17: because it took me so by surprise.
Speaker 12: And I was sitting we were in a booth and
Speaker 12: I had.
Speaker 10: My hands under the table. Okay, So I when I.
Speaker 17: Realized she was serious, I kind of tucked my hands
Speaker 17: back into my sleeves, and I just let three fingers
Speaker 17: stick out in these sleeves.
Speaker 6: Were you trying to be funny?
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, of course funny.
Speaker 7: Oh why did she want to see your hands though?
Speaker 7: What was that?
Speaker 10: Well?
Speaker 17: She told me one of the things she wants is
Speaker 17: a guy with big hands. Oh oh, okay, but I'm
Speaker 17: six foot two hundred and twenty pounds and my hands
Speaker 17: are like they are average.
Speaker 10: From my side.
Speaker 6: Did you know that going into the date that she
Speaker 6: was looking for that in a dude?
Speaker 17: Or she mentioned it when we were talking on the app,
Speaker 17: but I forgot about it. I thought it was kind
Speaker 17: of a silly joke.
Speaker 10: I didn't know.
Speaker 3: Maybe it was.
Speaker 1: Handline, Oh yeah, that's what I thought.
Speaker 3: To take it off, yeah, or maybe like the whiskey,
Speaker 3: like she thought she was making a funny joke and
Speaker 3: it didn't come off that way.
Speaker 6: Is she trying to be flirty and wanted to hold
Speaker 6: your hand?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 6: I mean did he hit them in his sleep? Did
Speaker 6: you give her more than three fingers?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 17: Then then I just brought my hands out after she left,
Speaker 17: and I just folded my hands on the table, So
Speaker 17: she was looking for a ring.
Speaker 10: She could see that I didn't.
Speaker 3: Have one, And did you say left or laughed?
Speaker 10: Yeah? After she hysterically laughed.
Speaker 7: Okay, So how did the night end with you in Madison?
Speaker 12: Well, we took an umber back to her place.
Speaker 10: Yeah, and we made out for a while.
Speaker 12: Nothing didn't go any further than that.
Speaker 17: Okay, I really like her, so I was really turning
Speaker 17: up the gentleman vibes high, look really high?
Speaker 6: How do you do that?
Speaker 7: How do you make out like a gentleman?
Speaker 6: Is there a dial?
Speaker 10: Would be a gentleman?
Speaker 12: You keep your hands to yourself.
Speaker 6: Keep the monocle on the but maybe that's a problem.
Speaker 6: She likes hands, she doesn't want Okay, So how long
Speaker 6: has it been since that date?
Speaker 10: It's going on three weeks.
Speaker 6: Now, Oh, have you texted at all?
Speaker 17: I've texted her a lot, like a lot, a lot.
Speaker 12: Which is a little stalker ish, but she has not responded.
Speaker 3: One time using that word it's not good.
Speaker 6: How many times give us a guess this could be?
Speaker 3: Why?
Speaker 10: At least ten times?
Speaker 5: Okay?
Speaker 12: So we figured twenty days nineteen days, so ten times,
Speaker 12: like not even once a day?
Speaker 7: And math broke my brain.
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, okay, Well, bottom line is we need to
Speaker 3: call her one more.
Speaker 7: Time, just to see if she'll answers.
Speaker 2: We're averaging one point eight two texts per day.
Speaker 6: Or yeah, she'll be wrong tick it to his ego.
Speaker 6: If she answers our phone calling.
Speaker 3: Not his, well we're gonna find out. I think we'll
Speaker 3: come back, call Madison and try and get your second
Speaker 3: date up date right after this.
Speaker 12: Okay, appreciate it, hold on second date update.
Speaker 3: Some guys will take a woman out and just kiss
Speaker 3: them like some uncivilized cat with no class, no tact.
Speaker 3: But not our listener Jack. He knows how to treat
Speaker 3: a lady right and kiss.
Speaker 7: Like a gentleman.
Speaker 3: Oh, he smooches wall, pulling out her chair from underneath her.
Speaker 6: That's amazing technique.
Speaker 5: Cold, ma'am.
Speaker 7: While he doesn't that's what gentlemen do.
Speaker 3: Well, Actually I.
Speaker 7: Don't know about that.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I still don't know quite the secret to kissing
Speaker 3: like a gentleman.
Speaker 7: But that's what he says.
Speaker 3: He says he kissed her like a gentleman, didn't overstay
Speaker 3: as welcome after they had a fun whiskey tasting date
Speaker 3: night out. But now three weeks later, she's not answering
Speaker 3: his many many texts.
Speaker 6: Can I ask when you sent the ten texts? Were
Speaker 6: there any like? I don't know that somebody could read
Speaker 6: as like almost threatening or you Yeah, you're like call
Speaker 6: me back?
Speaker 10: Now, why would I do that?
Speaker 6: Just how dare you ask that?
Speaker 10: Sorry?
Speaker 6: It just seems like so many text messages.
Speaker 10: And I've never done that before.
Speaker 6: Okay, Well, love makes you do crazy things.
Speaker 3: But if it doesn't work out, you can always go
Speaker 3: on to this website called gentleman Chat that I found,
Speaker 3: and I think you'll fit right in.
Speaker 6: There as if you just found it.
Speaker 10: Ye.
Speaker 6: Yeah, that's cute.
Speaker 7: They're looking for kissers like you.
Speaker 3: Before we get there, first, let's call Madison and see
Speaker 3: if she answers and what she asks to say. Okay, okay,
Speaker 3: all right, man. Three weeks is a long time to
Speaker 3: wait for somebody you really really like, so let's hopefully
Speaker 3: get you some answers here.
Speaker 7: I'm downing her number right now.
Speaker 9: Hello.
Speaker 3: Hey, is this Madison? Hey Madison. Not sure if you're
Speaker 3: ready for this, but surprise, you're.
Speaker 7: On the radio.
Speaker 3: Surprise, Wait on the radio.
Speaker 7: We're a show called Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning.
Speaker 17: Oh.
Speaker 8: I think I've heard of this.
Speaker 3: We had somebody reach out to us hoping to get
Speaker 3: in contact with you.
Speaker 8: Oh my gosh, you're right, right right, So someone in
Speaker 8: my past is looking to reconnect. Is this my ex boyfriend?
Speaker 14: Dominic?
Speaker 10: If you call you guys, we.
Speaker 9: Don't know.
Speaker 3: You're thinking of a segment we do called say Yes
Speaker 3: to the X. We try to get people back together
Speaker 3: after a breakup. Now this is a guy you went
Speaker 3: out with one time who's trying to get a hold
Speaker 3: of you named Jack.
Speaker 8: Oh hell no, no, no, no, no, no no?
Speaker 6: Is he that bad?
Speaker 8: Okay, well the date, I guess the date itself was fine,
Speaker 8: but the aftermath of what I dealt wish was the
Speaker 8: worst experience ever.
Speaker 6: He said he texted you like maybe ten times.
Speaker 8: Well, I've lost him, so I wouldn't know.
Speaker 2: But oh, that's why you're not responding.
Speaker 3: This is all shocking news to us. Would you mind
Speaker 3: sharing a little bit about like why you feel that way?
Speaker 8: Sure, it's really messed up. So about Oh my gosh, Oh,
Speaker 8: twenty four hours after our date, I started getting this
Speaker 8: like weird bumpy red rash around my mouth.
Speaker 6: Wow, No, that's weird.
Speaker 5: That has to be asked.
Speaker 2: I'm sorry, we're all assuming the same thing, But are you.
Speaker 8: Allergic to any food, No, like trust me, Like I
Speaker 8: didn't know what was going on. Like I tried ointments,
Speaker 8: I tried googling it, I kept getting worse. I went
Speaker 8: to urgent care.
Speaker 3: Oh that bad?
Speaker 8: And even they asked you questions like am I allergic
Speaker 8: to anything?
Speaker 10: What did I eat?
Speaker 8: And what was my previous twenty four hours? Like a
Speaker 8: million questions. And I mentioned the date and that I
Speaker 8: was making out with a guy, and they were like,
Speaker 8: do you know if he has any pet?
Speaker 2: Pets?
Speaker 6: Hey, that's not what I thought. The next question was going.
Speaker 8: To sell you why, I said, I don't know. We
Speaker 8: only went on one date.
Speaker 10: And then they.
Speaker 8: Said that the rash I had was consistent with someone
Speaker 8: who's been in close contact with a sick animal, and
Speaker 8: that you contract it from the animal. So I was like,
Speaker 8: so what, like he's kissing his dog and they were like, no,
Speaker 8: it can't be a regular pet. Has to be something different,
Speaker 8: and they couldn't tell specifically what it was.
Speaker 6: It's not like if he had like a lizard, if
Speaker 6: he was like lizard guy and he's like, I don't know, but.
Speaker 8: All I know is that he's been mouth to mouth
Speaker 8: with some sick animal, and that's all I know.
Speaker 6: Million years i'd heard someone say that, maybe someone who
Speaker 6: maybe isn't that shocked to hear it is Jack.
Speaker 3: He's on the other line right now, listening and wanting
Speaker 3: to talk.
Speaker 8: Yeah, oh my god, No, I don't.
Speaker 10: Even know where to begin with this.
Speaker 6: I think you should start with you know what she's
Speaker 6: talking about.
Speaker 8: Yeah.
Speaker 17: I don't even have a pet, and I don't know
Speaker 17: how would I come to contact with an animal.
Speaker 10: That's not a pet. You just said it's not a pet.
Speaker 3: From how she described it as some sort of wild,
Speaker 3: sick animal.
Speaker 7: Yes, have you been.
Speaker 3: On like a walk in nature and had a weird
Speaker 3: feeling come over you?
Speaker 17: I jog in the park, but I don't make out
Speaker 17: with the squirrels pigeon.
Speaker 3: I want one hundred percent believe you, Jack, but it's
Speaker 3: kind of tough based on the.
Speaker 17: Guys. This is insanity.
Speaker 10: Somebody had an urgent Care. These people can't be real doctors.
Speaker 17: That's why they don't work with in urgent care.
Speaker 6: Okay, don't. I don't know we're gonna do that. I mean,
Speaker 6: they could get it wrong, though, I will say urgent
Speaker 6: care did ask me to walk to the X ray
Speaker 6: room and I had a broken leg once I mean they.
Speaker 2: Do more we think about it.
Speaker 3: I mean, Madison, you're hearing him. I guess, deny it.
Speaker 3: Do you have anything to say back?
Speaker 8: I just there's no other reasonable explanation for what happened
Speaker 8: like that.
Speaker 6: That's a reasonable explanation.
Speaker 3: We're not trying to be judgmental or anything. What you
Speaker 3: do in your free time, that's up to you. Brook
Speaker 3: is from Idaho. So we've heard some really crazy stories.
Speaker 6: Before I eat the animals. They don't make out with
Speaker 6: the animals.
Speaker 3: Well to mouth, they are.
Speaker 7: Alive when you start to eat them.
Speaker 6: So mom, this one's still wiggling.
Speaker 10: I listened.
Speaker 12: Guys. You could laugh all you want, but I swear
Speaker 12: to you I have not kissed any sick animals, any
Speaker 12: animals period.
Speaker 2: I know perfectly healthy bucks out there.
Speaker 3: I don't know of a more romantic line that has
Speaker 3: ever been said on this show before Madison. And with
Speaker 3: that said, we would like to offer to send you
Speaker 3: out on another date with Jack bump Free.
Speaker 6: Well you didn't ask. It has cleared up, right. Medicine.
Speaker 8: Oh yeah, they gave me some pretty powerful steroids and
Speaker 8: after five days it went away. But it was pretty rough.
Speaker 3: Oh okay, Well.
Speaker 5: You may still have rabies too well.
Speaker 3: Sometimes first dates have to start at like the lowest level,
Speaker 3: and there's nowhere to go but up from there.
Speaker 2: Yeah, rock bottom, that's at.
Speaker 3: And if you don't get a rash by date too again,
Speaker 3: then that's how you know that you're meant to do.
Speaker 5: What do you say?
Speaker 6: Question?
Speaker 8: I have a question for Brook over me.
Speaker 14: Oh yeah, what would you actually do?
Speaker 8: In all honesty?
Speaker 3: She's thinking this, so help me out here. Yeah, Brook,
Speaker 3: just be honest.
Speaker 6: Like, when you have a rash, it's hard to come
Speaker 6: back from that.
Speaker 12: I just don't.
Speaker 6: Speaking from personal experience, I will say, Madison, I do
Speaker 6: maybe believe him, And I think maybe you got it
Speaker 6: from something else that you you're just not aware of, right, Like.
Speaker 2: Doctors could have just been making an educated guess.
Speaker 6: Yeah, like give it a chance.
Speaker 3: Brook's not confident she endorses this relationship clearly.
Speaker 7: So what do you say, Madison?
Speaker 6: I mean, it's curable.
Speaker 2: And it's coming back in a week.
Speaker 7: That's where the dating line is.
Speaker 15: Here's the deal.
Speaker 8: I will say yes, only if it happens again. I'm
Speaker 8: not paying for any of the medical bills or ointment.
Speaker 3: That's a success.
Speaker 6: And maybe he could go get I don't know. Where
Speaker 6: you get animal tested. But maybe he can go to
Speaker 6: a vent and make sure he doesn't.
Speaker 3: That a perfect second date.
Speaker 7: You both get tested at the vent.
Speaker 12: You guys are amazing, Thank you.
Speaker 3: Yeah we did. It's terrible, doesn't feel.
Speaker 9: Good, freaking Jeffrey. In the morning, we got a.
Speaker 3: Text to seven eighty five nine two that says, hey,
Speaker 3: at least he probably kissed those sick animals like a gentleman.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's a good gentleman always kisses.
Speaker 3: Gentleman Jack with the wild mouth attack.
Speaker 6: I am going on to web MD immediately after this.
Speaker 6: I gotta figure out what's going on. So weird.
Speaker 5: I don't know.
Speaker 6: Is this a new fear that we need to have unlocked.
Speaker 3: Probably don't kiss animals.
Speaker 2: I think we'll be okay, right.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but I don't know, just on a personal level,
Speaker 3: if we've ever had a bigger victory in this segment
Speaker 3: going from hell, No, I've blocked him because I have
Speaker 3: a rash on my face too. Sure, I'll see him
Speaker 3: one more time as long as we get tested at
Speaker 3: the VET. No more ring Okay, not least screams true
Speaker 3: love like a triple raby shot together.
Speaker 6: That is Jeffrey. No one could have said that better.
Speaker 10: Lie.
Speaker 3: Oh true, I am curious.
Speaker 7: Chext In seventy five nine two.
Speaker 3: Would you date a nice, charismatic, fun guy who's everything
Speaker 3: you ever wanted, but your doctor tells you he's been
Speaker 3: kissing sick animals out in the y. Is it worth it?
Speaker 6: He doesn't have, it's not anymore.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's broken.
Speaker 9: Jeffrey in the morning, Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 3: In the dating world, there's those Hallmark meat cutes. Yeah,
Speaker 3: a city boy runs out of gas on a dirt
Speaker 3: road in front of a single attractive country girls farm
Speaker 3: happens to have all.
Speaker 6: The tools needed and is it thirty two with eight
Speaker 6: children already? I don't understand it.
Speaker 3: It's just perfect.
Speaker 7: But then you have the Craigslist meet cutes.
Speaker 6: Oh that's a real country That.
Speaker 3: Same city boy winds up passed out at that same
Speaker 3: country girl's farm. Okay, here, but this time he wakes
Speaker 3: up in shackles, with a saddle strap to his back,
Speaker 3: a yoke in his mouth, and he's missing his spleen.
Speaker 7: No, there it is over by the rooster.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 3: I wonder what type of meat cutes we're gonna get
Speaker 3: today when we do a brand new misconnections.
Speaker 7: It's coming up, cuty misconnections.
Speaker 9: That was me staring.
Speaker 3: There's only two places to find true love in this world.
Speaker 3: One is at the Olive Garden, right after a round
Speaker 3: of bottomless strawberry pesto margaritas, and then suddenly you go bottomless.
Speaker 6: That makes sense, actually, Olive Garden.
Speaker 7: When you're here, you end up making a family chu
Speaker 7: at the end.
Speaker 3: The other place you can find love is on craigslist
Speaker 3: dot org, the website we scour every week to find
Speaker 3: the best misconnections they have to offer, like this one
Speaker 3: titled second hand Guy wants your hand man for Woman
Speaker 3: forty's thrift store. Says you burnette, kind of shy with
Speaker 3: a skirt that was the color of beef strogan off you,
Speaker 3: alexis cute or no?
Speaker 7: It goes on.
Speaker 3: I was in love not with the skirt, but with you.
Speaker 3: The feeling reminded me of my middle school crush from
Speaker 3: youth group. And that's a good thing, because we ended
Speaker 3: up doing it way.
Speaker 9: School.
Speaker 3: God, once I shook myself out of my teenage daydream,
Speaker 3: you were already at the counter asking me for something
Speaker 3: cute but not too expensive for your aunt.
Speaker 6: Oh so he works there?
Speaker 7: All right, he says.
Speaker 3: I thought i'd impress you by going in the back
Speaker 3: to grab something out of my favorites drawer. Two minutes later,
Speaker 3: I handed you an official Jurassic Park t Rex landline phone.
Speaker 6: Oh sweet, I bet an ant would like that, I
Speaker 6: mean up.
Speaker 3: Before you could answer, I started to panic, not because
Speaker 3: I couldn't get you what you needed, but my cell phone.
Speaker 7: Alarm went off.
Speaker 3: Claritin o'clock. A few puffs later, this guy was good
Speaker 3: to go.
Speaker 6: There's a lot of musty stuff in a second hand store.
Speaker 6: It makes sense why he needs it.
Speaker 3: He says. We looked at a few other items, even
Speaker 3: the spotted cowstool that I thought for sure would grab you,
Speaker 3: But sadly you also said, now, what does this woman like?
Speaker 5: You?
Speaker 3: Mentioned you'd come back later, so I gave you the
Speaker 3: t rex phone to try out.
Speaker 7: But then at.
Speaker 3: Closing time I found it sitting by the trash can outside,
Speaker 3: kind of like.
Speaker 7: My heart.
Speaker 6: Is just ruthless.
Speaker 3: I'm sure you dropped it on accident. Can I bring
Speaker 3: it over to your house? Parenthesea after midnight.
Speaker 7: Oh my gosh, that signed Charlie.
Speaker 6: Charlie.
Speaker 7: It's a romantic one word.
Speaker 3: Let's go to your next misconnection titled hey what happened
Speaker 3: to you? Woman for man forties?
Speaker 6: Casino y people their forties are getting it on Craigslist.
Speaker 3: Right now, she says hey there, or should.
Speaker 7: I say hey there?
Speaker 3: With like twenty hours in parentheses it says sorry, I'm
Speaker 3: still kind of buzzed and I can't find you.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so we're.
Speaker 3: Trying and slur this. Okay, I was long haired brunette
Speaker 3: in the pink bunny ears grabbing your arm to sneak
Speaker 3: you into the high rollers area.
Speaker 2: Oh, sneak into I don't think.
Speaker 7: It's not fair they kick out the poor people.
Speaker 3: Money to gamble.
Speaker 7: You should at least get points for being cue.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I agree. After my third attempt to get you
Speaker 3: back there so you could win me enough money for
Speaker 3: a burkein.
Speaker 7: Money miss parentheses squeal So.
Speaker 3: You yelled at me to sober up? First of all,
Speaker 3: you don't know me.
Speaker 6: Oh no, here we go.
Speaker 3: You don't yell at strangers who touch you. That's a compliment.
Speaker 19: Secondly, just like the great one Wayne Gretzky, say, stead
Speaker 19: you miss one hundred percent of the shots you don't
Speaker 19: take for me, that's tequila shots.
Speaker 3: There, Whatever happened next. I don't remember except for holding
Speaker 3: onto your leg. I tried to apologize and offered up
Speaker 3: my hotel room so we could play the real Texas
Speaker 3: hold them the whole them. Yeah, obviously Texas. But you
Speaker 3: just shook your head and walked off towards the slots.
Speaker 3: Now I'm all alone in my room on Craigslist.
Speaker 7: For God's sake, it was literally like.
Speaker 3: A million hes after a while.
Speaker 6: God, this, are you getting a glimpse of your future? Alexis?
Speaker 6: If I have a chance of getting a birkin?
Speaker 3: Then sure that signed Chawny or Tony. She probably misspelled
Speaker 3: her own.
Speaker 6: Sounds fun to me.
Speaker 7: Let's go to your.
Speaker 3: Next misconnection titled doctor Doolittle more like doctor do more
Speaker 3: to me? A man for woman, thirties.
Speaker 6: Pig doctor ever sex.
Speaker 7: Yeah, it was in Petco.
Speaker 6: Pet Co.
Speaker 20: Says for a hobby, I like to walk around the
Speaker 20: pet stores in my area.
Speaker 3: That the new animal thing, get exercise.
Speaker 6: That's a good one.
Speaker 20: And that's when I peeped you at the South Side Petcot.
Speaker 20: I've never seen you before with your thick blonde mane
Speaker 20: and tan lizard skin.
Speaker 6: Is this a person or not a person.
Speaker 7: It's a person.
Speaker 3: He says in a good way.
Speaker 20: No wonder the parakeets had taken a liking to you.
Speaker 6: I feel like she needs some moisturize.
Speaker 3: I galloped over to you on my air.
Speaker 20: Horse, probably with full sound effects, and I struck up
Speaker 20: a conversation.
Speaker 6: Everywhere for the rest of the day. I don't care
Speaker 6: what you say.
Speaker 20: We talked about animals for a heart beat or two,
Speaker 20: and that's when I told you about the advice my
Speaker 20: mom gave me when I was a young and she said,
Speaker 20: steer clear of grizzly bears and Danish fiction and you'll
Speaker 20: be just guten tog Danish was so bad about that.
Speaker 6: In Danish fiction, or just both both of them.
Speaker 20: You laughed, but I was serious. That's good advice. I
Speaker 20: then inquired about a sponto date that's short for spontaneous date,
Speaker 20: by the way words, and I took your hand while
Speaker 20: we walked over to the ferrets.
Speaker 3: At the enclosure. I put my tongue on it and
Speaker 3: I told you to watch this. Sure enough, my little
Speaker 3: buddy Musky jumped up and tried to claw at it.
Speaker 3: It was so cute. When I turned around, you were gone.
Speaker 6: Okay, hopefully security.
Speaker 20: I never even got the chance to ask if you
Speaker 20: would want to participate in my snow white photo shoot.
Speaker 20: So if you see this, please respond. Others are inquiring.
Speaker 20: I don't be interested in purchasing your hair.
Speaker 3: Whoa, that's just.
Speaker 10: Listen.
Speaker 7: Misconnections for the.
Speaker 9: Week Freaking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 3: We've got a special guest and first time player to
Speaker 3: win Brooks Bucks today. His name is Eric and he
Speaker 3: is part of Jose's Giggle Gang. Yeah, the community of
Speaker 3: people who watch Jose play video games every single week.
Speaker 11: Once you subscribe, you are a Giggle Gang member. Who
Speaker 11: don't tell me your real name?
Speaker 3: Eric?
Speaker 2: What's your giggle Gang name on the stream? Yeah, he's
Speaker 2: a vipeck.
Speaker 3: Oh I didn't know that you have like code names.
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, their status like hand Yeah, it's so it's
Speaker 5: not like social media. You don't have to use your
Speaker 5: real name.
Speaker 3: It's like it's like a real gang where you're like
Speaker 3: ice pick. Yeah, Giggle Gang is a little bit you know,
Speaker 3: it's pretty you.
Speaker 6: Know, Eric, is it pretty intimidating to be part of
Speaker 6: the Giggle Gang?
Speaker 17: Like?
Speaker 8: No, absolutely not.
Speaker 3: It's fun, like the nicest gang in the world.
Speaker 2: I won't bully you if we don't see a smile
Speaker 2: on that face.
Speaker 7: They're gonna make some leather jackets soon and walk around.
Speaker 3: So I'm scared to ride the motorcycle. Yeah, Brook's leave
Speaker 3: in the studio, Eric, and while she heads out. You
Speaker 3: know how the game works. Thirty seconds answer as many
Speaker 3: questions as possible. If you don't know when, you can
Speaker 3: say pass. But you do have to beat Brooke outright
Speaker 3: to win.
Speaker 7: Are you ready?
Speaker 10: Absolutely?
Speaker 3: Good luck, my bro Your time starts now. Today is
Speaker 3: famous talk show host Johnny Carson's birthday.
Speaker 7: Is he dead or alive?
Speaker 10: He's dead.
Speaker 3: Optics is the scientific study of what in the game
Speaker 3: of Uno, how many cards does each player start with?
Speaker 13: What?
Speaker 3: Superhero team includes Thor, Iron Man, Hulk, and Captain America.
Speaker 3: In Japanese, the word high means what In English? Goodbye.
Speaker 3: Actress Jenny or Taga played the leading role in What
Speaker 3: Supernatural comedy series on Netflix. Uh passing with the pass
Speaker 3: on left.
Speaker 10: I know I shouldn't have gone with the fast.
Speaker 2: It's all good.
Speaker 3: You got a lot of questions, man. Now, Eric, I'm
Speaker 3: seeing on my phone screen er, here's the facts I
Speaker 3: know about you. Eric was married this year. He loves
Speaker 3: haunted houses and cornfields.
Speaker 6: Well, what's the scariest part of it for you?
Speaker 3: I don't get scared.
Speaker 7: I just like watching my wife get scared.
Speaker 11: You literally go just to like laugh at her.
Speaker 6: You actually push her in front of you.
Speaker 5: Yeah, that's awesome.
Speaker 7: That's a good husband right there.
Speaker 6: It is makes me want to go. Actually, we'll all go.
Speaker 3: Together at least sports.
Speaker 7: All right, brook it's your turn. Are you ready?
Speaker 6: Sure?
Speaker 7: All right, sure, let's do it. Your time starts now.
Speaker 3: Today is famous talk show host Johnny Carson's birthday. Is
Speaker 3: he Dead or alive? Optics is the scientific study of
Speaker 3: what eyes In the game of Uno? How many cards
Speaker 3: does each player start with?
Speaker 9: Uh?
Speaker 6: Seven?
Speaker 3: What superhero team includes four? Iron Man, Hulk and Captain
Speaker 3: America Marvel. In Japanese, the word high means what in
Speaker 3: English five?
Speaker 6: Yes, it means yes.
Speaker 3: The confidence in all of Brooks's answers today just off
Speaker 3: the charts. But let's go over to the scoreboard and
Speaker 3: see how you both did with Jose kind of reminded.
Speaker 6: Me of like a dirty Chiuala just barking and like.
Speaker 20: You kind of just want to smack to the side.
Speaker 11: Eric as I know you, I call you guys say
Speaker 11: it wrong East Omaha. But yeahes Omaha, you got to correct.
Speaker 6: That did not feel good.
Speaker 11: Good score though it is a good score and Brook
Speaker 11: is not confident Ace we can hear she got ye.
Speaker 2: Also, it's a it's.
Speaker 3: A tie and those go to the house on this show. Eric,
Speaker 3: sorry about that, but let's get some answers in really quick.
Speaker 3: It's famous talk show host Johnny Carson's birthday.
Speaker 7: Brook wasn't sure, but he.
Speaker 3: Is dead since two thousand and five, Brook, almost twenty years.
Speaker 5: So I had no idea.
Speaker 3: Yeah, ri ip Johnny Carson. Optics is the scientific study
Speaker 3: of light.
Speaker 6: Oh okay, it makes you think of though, because that's
Speaker 6: how you take.
Speaker 7: The game of Uno. Each player starts with seven cards.
Speaker 3: The Superhero Team with Iron Man, Hulk and Captain America.
Speaker 3: The Avengers come on yet then Japanese, the word high
Speaker 3: means yes, I know that actress Jenny or Tega. She
Speaker 3: plays a leading role in the Netflix series Wednesday. Yes,
Speaker 3: the Adams Family. So Eric, Unfortunately we can't give you
Speaker 3: any money. Hi, I know, but just for playing, you
Speaker 3: do win a pair of tickets to the Seattle Christmas Market.
Speaker 3: You can wander the winding out of Seattle's newest and
Speaker 3: largest outdoor holiday market. For more info, visit Seattle Christmas
Speaker 3: Market dot com.
Speaker 1: You want to tell him it was the Haunted Christmas
Speaker 1: Tree Market.
Speaker 3: Christmas I am.
Speaker 14: I like Christmas too, and the wife does.
Speaker 3: My wife's birthday is the day after Christmas.
Speaker 6: Anything one up in Jesus.
Speaker 3: Way to go, wife, anyway, Thanks for playing. Eric will
Speaker 3: be back to windbrooks Bock same time tomorrow
Speaker 9: Brooking Jeffrey in the morning.