Speaker 1: Two hopeless one dating app then dares you just swipe right?
Speaker 2: The question is whose love life is more tragic?
Speaker 1: It's battle of the tinder dates today is a special one.
Speaker 1: It's not your typical battle of the tender dates. It's
Speaker 1: a battle of the sexes edition, Man versus woman. Who
Speaker 1: has it worse in the dating world?
Speaker 2: Right now?
Speaker 1: Right? I don't know, I really don't. We're gonna find
Speaker 1: out in just a few moments. We'll explain the rules
Speaker 1: here in a minute. First, let's meet today's contestants. In
Speaker 1: this corner, his go to party trick is dragging himself
Speaker 1: up seven flights of stairs using only his tongue. Ladies,
Speaker 1: that's why they call him stairway AGAs.
Speaker 2: Like eights the rest of your body, just.
Speaker 1: Live as you do it, okay, because the heavy he's
Speaker 1: working it out right muscle. In the other corner, she
Speaker 1: started a fitness class that teaches women to get perfectly
Speaker 1: toned abs just by fake laughing at men's jokes. Oh
Speaker 1: my godig Tiffany, who that was possible? Man?
Speaker 3: Fix.
Speaker 1: Here's how the game works. One contestant is going to
Speaker 1: start by telling one of their worst dating stories. Than
Speaker 1: the other will try and counter with a nightmare story
Speaker 1: of their own. We're going back and forth for three
Speaker 1: rounds till we declare a winner. And because we have
Speaker 1: manners on this show, it's gonna be ladies first. Yes,
Speaker 1: so giggly Tiffany, let's kick us off.
Speaker 2: Okay. So I met up with this guy I mashes
Speaker 2: on Tinder and turns out I had actually gone to
Speaker 2: high school with him.
Speaker 3: Oh wow, different.
Speaker 2: Okay, that wasn't the worst part though. After drinks, we
Speaker 2: like ended up going back to his place. It went well,
Speaker 2: and he pulls out our old yearbook and asked if
Speaker 2: I can sign it and write a message about how
Speaker 2: good of a chicker he was, so he could prove
Speaker 2: to his friends. But he actually got action in heighthschool.
Speaker 3: Who oh my god? Oh jeez, yeah, what'd You're right?
Speaker 3: I didn't like.
Speaker 2: Wait a minute, this is a pretty good idea.
Speaker 3: Can you tell me?
Speaker 1: Tiffany landed the first blow? AJ time to hit back.
Speaker 3: Okay. So I was with a girl at the bar.
Speaker 3: She offered to go get another round of drinks. Why
Speaker 3: I gave her my card to go get them. That's nice.
Speaker 3: I hear the bartender announce. Everyone at the bar gets
Speaker 3: the free shot.
Speaker 1: Oh you're like a right sweet everybody around on you.
Speaker 3: I look over, she's standing on the bar top jumping
Speaker 3: up and down. Sheer.
Speaker 1: Oh that's pretty gesus. What was what was the damage
Speaker 1: on your card?
Speaker 3: It was like three hundred and fifty bucks? But I
Speaker 3: bet you could have gotten the date out of somebody
Speaker 3: else in that room.
Speaker 2: You know, It's just you're the.
Speaker 1: Coolest guy in the bar at that pointed around to Tiffany,
Speaker 1: back to you.
Speaker 2: Okay, So we're at a fancy Italian restaurant. It was
Speaker 2: like all Italy scened, and it had a fountain in it.
Speaker 1: As as Italian restaurants are usually see.
Speaker 2: It was very classy, so I was excited to go
Speaker 2: to it. The check comes, my date opens his wallet,
Speaker 2: gets this very weird look on his face, excuses himself,
Speaker 2: and then goes over to the fountain and starts picking
Speaker 2: change out of the water.
Speaker 1: To get people's wishes. Is going to take a penny
Speaker 1: leave a penny fountain?
Speaker 2: Well he did not leave any penny.
Speaker 1: Did he just pay with a handful of wet change?
Speaker 2: I did not say to find out. When I realized
Speaker 2: it wasn't a joke, I like left money for my
Speaker 2: half and then got out.
Speaker 3: He was like, thank god, it's not going to get
Speaker 3: you out of this fountain.
Speaker 1: Stairway a j What do you got?
Speaker 3: So my gate was telling me about a new couch
Speaker 3: that she had delivered that morning, but her apartment didn't
Speaker 3: have an elevator, so she needed me to carry it
Speaker 3: up four flights. Oh darn it.
Speaker 1: I can guarantee she picked you based on your bicep size,
Speaker 1: off of your dating profile to compliment.
Speaker 3: Yeah. So I agree to help. But when I get there,
Speaker 3: there's two other dudes that she also met up.
Speaker 1: Oh wow, all right, just using it as a movie service.
Speaker 3: She tries to say, whoever does the best job with
Speaker 3: the couch gets to take her out that night. Oh
Speaker 3: my god. Yeah, a little.
Speaker 1: Again. We're on to the third and final round here.
Speaker 1: We need your best stories, Tiffany, give it to us.
Speaker 2: So I got into this funny conversation with a guy
Speaker 2: I was out with, and you were talking about how
Speaker 2: much we both like cry at certain videos like baby
Speaker 2: animal videos, military coming Home. You know.
Speaker 3: It's like, yeah, me too.
Speaker 2: And it was idea that we play a game and
Speaker 2: show each other like our sappy videos from our phones
Speaker 2: to see who would cry first.
Speaker 1: That's funny. It is funny, not necessarily romantic fun.
Speaker 2: I mean in the moment, it was like it was
Speaker 2: very fun until he showed me a video of him
Speaker 2: catching his ex cheating on him with a guy at
Speaker 2: the car wash and then phita to cry for ten minutes.
Speaker 3: String.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Shot. My date came over to my place and instantly
Speaker 3: starts searching my apartment as if she was looking for something.
Speaker 3: I'm like, hold on, I don't even know you, what
Speaker 3: are you doing. She sees my drums and asks if
Speaker 3: their mind, which is weird because it's in my apartment,
Speaker 3: and probably throws my drumsticks off of the balcony. Oh
Speaker 3: why so She tells me that she my downstairs neighbor
Speaker 3: and she just matches me to get rid of my
Speaker 3: drum kicks.
Speaker 1: You're a neighbor with drums. I don't blame. Drums shouldn't
Speaker 1: be allowed in It's true, all right. When you heard
Speaker 1: the final bell, that means the match is over. Judges,
Speaker 1: let's score this, Alexis, who's your vote for? That's hard.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna go Tiffany for me to watch a guy
Speaker 2: pick change out of the fountain brook. Yeah, I'm Tiffany
Speaker 2: for the cry video check surprise.
Speaker 1: Surprise, the winning side with the lady. Congratulations Giggily, Tiffany,
Speaker 1: you are the girl wonder of dating blunders on our show.
Speaker 3: You too should go out.
Speaker 1: You know that's gonna be up to you. Text in
Speaker 1: to seven eighty five nine too if you want to
Speaker 1: hear more man versus woman battles, or if you want
Speaker 1: to go back to the original girl on girl, guy
Speaker 1: on guy do the stuff. It's a win win. That
Speaker 1: was Battle of the Tender Days. Your phone taps coming
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