Speaker 1: He confession, I can't take back earl arms. Mouse Speaker.
Speaker 2: We got a text into seven eighty five nine two
Speaker 2: that says, my secret confession is I'm a dentist and
Speaker 2: every Halloween I give out candy corn to trick or
Speaker 2: treaters because it has the highest sugar content. So a
Speaker 2: month or two later, without fail, I'll get more clients.
Speaker 2: Diabolical Deus no wonder. Dentists are so rich, oh Man,
Speaker 2: client I know, and they have to work on a Tuesday.
Speaker 2: Today we're doing a special spooky October themed edition of
Speaker 2: The Mass Speaker, and one of our listeners is ready
Speaker 2: with a Halloween confession. He's ready to unburden from his
Speaker 2: dark soul. He's chosen the spooky fake name Josh. Scared JOSHU.
Speaker 2: Welcome to the morning show.
Speaker 1: Thank you very much.
Speaker 2: Not many Halloween thrillers with the villain name Josh. That's
Speaker 2: when the mascular Josh appears. All right, Josh, well, voice
Speaker 2: changer is on. You're now the Mass Speaker. Whenever you're ready,
Speaker 2: let's hear your Halloween confession.
Speaker 1: So what I'm about to tell you is a story
Speaker 1: that is literally I will sign an affidavit that it
Speaker 1: is one hundred percent crew.
Speaker 2: Wow, we don't even know what an affidavit is.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it feels like that means we're going to doubt something.
Speaker 2: Okay, crazy story.
Speaker 1: What happened? So my story goes back and starts in
Speaker 1: twenty thirteen? Okay, whoa thirteen? Yeah, in junior high that year.
Speaker 2: I think, all right, way back then?
Speaker 1: What happened?
Speaker 2: So weird? What happened back in twenty thirteen?
Speaker 1: Well, I'm married and I have two kids. My wife
Speaker 1: and I decided that we would give our daughter a
Speaker 1: present because he loves gives me movies, okay, and her
Speaker 1: favorite movie is Frozen. So we went to the store
Speaker 1: and we bought It's Alsa doll for her. And she
Speaker 1: could have been happy. It was the best thing. She
Speaker 1: slept with it. She always they were. They were insimparable.
Speaker 1: Oh that's cute your daughter and elsa yeah, yes. And
Speaker 1: so then weird things started to happen, like what Well,
Speaker 1: the Alsa doll evidently had a button on it that
Speaker 1: we weren't aware of, but it could speak.
Speaker 2: Oh, my daughter had one that like would saying let
Speaker 2: it go, let it go.
Speaker 1: Did sing the little theme of let it go. But
Speaker 1: sometimes it would respond to our conversation and it would say, oh,
Speaker 1: I like that, and we realized this doll was saying
Speaker 1: weird thing being.
Speaker 2: Pressed, like did you press the button? And then et
Speaker 2: cent it was like on its own randomly, just like
Speaker 2: a short circuit or something.
Speaker 1: Well, you know, my daughter would go and put the
Speaker 1: button in, it would say something. But then it got
Speaker 1: to where in about two years it started speaking by itself.
Speaker 2: Okay, what you got a defective doll? That sounds like
Speaker 2: a lawsuit that you can good for you, Josh, Jeff,
Speaker 2: always thinking about the money.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean after two years, the wires could have
Speaker 1: worn out, it could have just been going off on
Speaker 1: its own.
Speaker 2: It could have been hacked by Russia or that. Jeff, Yeah,
Speaker 2: that was my next option.
Speaker 1: So in that year, the doll started not only singing
Speaker 1: by itself now and talk, but it did it in
Speaker 1: both Spanish and English.
Speaker 2: Whoa wait, not the language I was expecting for Elsa.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah. But it was strange and it was just
Speaker 1: kind of freaking us out. And we thought, yea, what
Speaker 1: do we do with this? And then we said, well,
Speaker 1: let's we're going to turn it off. Let's just turn
Speaker 1: it off, okay, and then just tell her oh it broke,
Speaker 1: the voice doesn't work anymore or something I would assume. Okay,
Speaker 1: we switched it off, and then in the middle of
Speaker 1: the night we would hear a voice in the other room.
Speaker 1: The doll was talking by itself. No, and so.
Speaker 2: You went and checked and it was definitely off.
Speaker 1: It was definitely off. And then I went so far
Speaker 1: as to pull the batteries out of it. Yeah, that's
Speaker 1: what I would do because I think, oh, maybe it
Speaker 1: was a faulty off. Did that work? It didn't speak
Speaker 1: that night, but it did speak the next day without
Speaker 1: the battery.
Speaker 2: Oh my god.
Speaker 1: Was it saying I want to kill you? Or it
Speaker 1: didn't threaten us? But it was so weird that just
Speaker 1: my wife and I were going crazy because we couldn't
Speaker 1: really tell our friends, our family because we thought, you
Speaker 1: think we're insane and need to put us in the hospital,
Speaker 1: or though you don't want to get blocked up from
Speaker 1: did you finally throw it away? I did. I put
Speaker 1: it with that hand in the backyard and it was
Speaker 1: picked out and it's gone, and we were we were happy.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you know, I haunted by Elsa anymore.
Speaker 1: Two weeks later, we went on on the medication to
Speaker 1: Disneyland for a couple of weeks and we got back
Speaker 1: and who was in the backyard, laying in the ward,
Speaker 1: laying in the backyard, and my wife just screamed, I
Speaker 1: didn't know what to do.
Speaker 2: O my god, the evil talking puppet that won't shut up,
Speaker 2: won't go away, and has no off button. It sounds
Speaker 2: like she should run for politician because she is perfect
Speaker 2: handed and she's bilingual. With the voters the right demographic.
Speaker 1: Okay, you need to do a pierced its heart with
Speaker 1: a wooden state. I'm pretty sure that's what you do
Speaker 1: with sacrifice it burn it. So what I did was
Speaker 1: I boxed her up and I sent her to my brother.
Speaker 1: If you don't like your brother, I called him and said, look,
Speaker 1: you're going to get a package. And when you did it,
Speaker 1: called me and I'll explain it to you, which I did.
Speaker 2: So you just wanted the confirmation that it is confessed,
Speaker 2: it's gone, gone away.
Speaker 1: I wanted to know that it was there.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, okay, it was it.
Speaker 1: It was there, okay. And so he then sent me
Speaker 1: a picture and he had taped the doll to the
Speaker 1: front of his truck bumper and he said, don't worry
Speaker 1: you'll never see it again, and we haven't. We haven't,
Speaker 1: but I can. I just want to tell you guys that,
Speaker 1: you know, I don't believe in ghosts and stuff, but
Speaker 1: I'm telling you we were in a living horror film,
Speaker 1: you know, for those two years. Oh my gosh, you're
Speaker 1: gonna be calling us in three months because that Elsa
Speaker 1: Doll's coming back.
Speaker 2: It's like.
Speaker 1: You won't let it go.
Speaker 2: Texas into seven and five, nine to two.
Speaker 1: If you have a spooky.
Speaker 2: Halloween confession you've been holding on to, Will Hydrid Underny
Speaker 2: master your voice and make you the next mass speaker
Speaker 2: phone taps coming up
Speaker 1: Freaking Jeffrey in the morning,