Speaker 1: Guys, I think it is so cool that so many
Speaker 1: people around the world are listening to our podcast. I
Speaker 1: love it. I can see where.
Speaker 2: They're from and there's people from Australia, yes, Highland, Germany, Japan, everywhere.
Speaker 1: Yes, you know what.
Speaker 2: I'm always looking for somewhere to stay abroad for free. Okay,
Speaker 2: So if you're listening and you're from there and you
Speaker 2: have a nice place, you know, I'm not very picky.
Speaker 2: Just my own bedroom, a nice bathroom, if you have
Speaker 2: a pool. Oh, if you're willing to take pictures of
Speaker 2: me out at the pool, maybe a personal chef.
Speaker 1: Again again, I'm not picky. We can tell hit me up.
Speaker 2: After the show and it's listening, it's starting right now.
Speaker 3: I'm sad, guys.
Speaker 1: Oh no, you need a hug.
Speaker 3: It's routing Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 1: You love hugs.
Speaker 3: No, thank you. I don't know, really know how to
Speaker 3: say this. But there's only two more days left of
Speaker 3: Ashton's Trick or Tree challenge too, and if you've seen
Speaker 3: the videos, they are blowing up online. I think almost
Speaker 3: eight viewers yesterday's belly Button didn't trick or Treat challenge
Speaker 3: that has a draw. Is there a reason ashen or
Speaker 3: social media just happens to hit all time lows whenever
Speaker 3: we feature you on it. Don't answer that question. It
Speaker 3: will only drop our viewership if you speak now, don't. Plus,
Speaker 3: we're running out of time here, so let's test. Let's
Speaker 3: spin the wheel and find out what you're gonna be
Speaker 3: doing next.
Speaker 4: All right, it's like, shut up and be funny.
Speaker 3: Oh, we got a trick. The prove you're not a
Speaker 3: vampire challenge. Grab a handful of expired garlic infused vampire cheese,
Speaker 3: pop them in your mouth, and then your second test.
Speaker 3: You'll be tempted to bite Alexis's forearm after an expired
Speaker 3: ketch up blood light packet is spread onto her arm. Instead,
Speaker 3: you'll just have to lick it off one large lit
Speaker 3: shall you.
Speaker 1: Sorry?
Speaker 3: So we have some garlic infuse it's literally called vamp
Speaker 3: highre slayer cheese. It might be one day expired. You
Speaker 3: gotta pop a handful of.
Speaker 1: Alexis.
Speaker 5: Expiration dates are only suggestions.
Speaker 3: See he's already recoiling from the garlic smell. That's not good.
Speaker 3: Vampires are like notoriously allergic to god.
Speaker 6: Do we have a silver steak here, just in case.
Speaker 3: You gotta pop a handful in your mouth. Garlic confused cheese.
Speaker 1: So good to be not.
Speaker 6: This time of day, like it sounds amazing, but not
Speaker 6: stop trying to avoid it, you vampire.
Speaker 3: Put it in your mouth. It's like a cheese crystal.
Speaker 1: It's like two inches long.
Speaker 3: Trying to talk his way out of it. This is realty, Okay,
Speaker 3: in your mouth, he popped it in there. Okay, chewy,
Speaker 3: it's funny because a jealous Do you feel like dying
Speaker 3: or your vampire instincts kicking in?
Speaker 7: No?
Speaker 1: Good?
Speaker 3: It's good, okay, I will say.
Speaker 1: He does look a little paler, Yeah, he does.
Speaker 3: His fangs are staying in the mouth. You gotta swallow
Speaker 3: that thing, bud, excuse me, no.
Speaker 1: Ya, vampires still.
Speaker 3: Vampires don't need water. You're already dead.
Speaker 1: Vampires blood.
Speaker 3: That's going well so far, he's not dying. In the meantime,
Speaker 3: let's bring Alexis over here to test his desire to
Speaker 3: suck blood.
Speaker 1: You are the wrong clothes for this.
Speaker 2: She's in all sorry that being volunteered to get ketchup
Speaker 2: licked off my arm today.
Speaker 3: Bro, It's just a little bit of ketchup. Okay, it
Speaker 3: don't be such a bait. Are you a vampire too?
Speaker 1: She's worried about standing in her clothes.
Speaker 3: Just get a little bit on her. I'm not going
Speaker 3: to stain your clothes. I'm not gonna pop it all
Speaker 3: over the place. There we go. Okay. Ashton has finished
Speaker 3: the garlic cheese successfully. Now he has to lick Alexis's
Speaker 3: arm with the bood like ketchup on it without biting
Speaker 3: into her. I can't bite. That's what the vampire would do. Well,
Speaker 3: then i'm gonna know you're a vampire and I'm gonna
Speaker 3: be really Are.
Speaker 1: You scared, Alexis?
Speaker 3: That'll get He's about to hold on.
Speaker 6: This maybe the start of something, guys, Oh Alexis?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Him? Wait what did he do her?
Speaker 3: Well, couldn't help himself.
Speaker 1: Go wash it, Alexis.
Speaker 3: Okay, Dracula, Yeah you're done, Alexis.
Speaker 4: We all feel.
Speaker 7: Well.
Speaker 1: I was trying to bite you and you're moving.
Speaker 3: I don't know, all right or something. Ashton seems to
Speaker 3: pass the vampire test, didn't fully break the skin and
Speaker 3: bite into Alexis's arm, and he hasn't died from eating
Speaker 3: the garlic yet.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: I don't know.
Speaker 1: I think Alexis maybe a vampire.
Speaker 3: Now yeah, well, yeah, we'll find out in a few
Speaker 3: minutes if she goes through her transformation. He does look
Speaker 3: a little bit wilted though Ashton does this morning. It
Speaker 3: might just because he didn't drink his morning PediaSure for breakfast. Anyway,
Speaker 3: we got to get to the shock collar. But you
Speaker 3: can check out the Wait a second, what is this
Speaker 3: Another brave soul has stepped forward and offered themselves up
Speaker 3: as tribute.
Speaker 1: It's got to be this.
Speaker 3: Time Jose Bo throwing himself into the fire, just like
Speaker 3: when Pete volunteered to step in for Hamige in the
Speaker 3: second Hunger Games movie, Catching Fire so he could shoot
Speaker 3: his shot with Catnus. I haven't seen.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm at first I thought you were talking about
Speaker 5: the Animal Organization.
Speaker 3: Okay, true, true Hunger Game fans. No, you know, Jose
Speaker 3: is volunteering his tribute to take one of Ashton's challenges.
Speaker 1: Come ketchup, Come on, Jose, we've all participated.
Speaker 3: I just got a ketchup on my arm. Have one
Speaker 3: square of vampire cheese, then give a twenty second snooty
Speaker 3: cheese review on it. Let's get that vampire cheese. Jose,
Speaker 3: you're like a notorious like food review. Come on your
Speaker 3: most sophisticated review with this vampire cheese.
Speaker 6: All right, First you have to smell the cheese.
Speaker 3: Oh, cheese.
Speaker 6: They put a lot of garlic cheese.
Speaker 3: I'd like to think I thought that out. Okay.
Speaker 6: The texture of the cheese a little bouncy, not too
Speaker 6: much bounce.
Speaker 5: You haven't even excuse me, bounces cheese.
Speaker 1: One can even see this dry?
Speaker 3: Oh it's not that dry. It's a moist block of
Speaker 3: Do we get to you eating it?
Speaker 7: Okay?
Speaker 3: Here we go. Popped it in his mouth?
Speaker 4: Holy garlic?
Speaker 6: Why is there so much garlic?
Speaker 7: Okay?
Speaker 3: Wait, are you a vampire?
Speaker 7: Now?
Speaker 6: Very very garlic forward right away front of your tongue.
Speaker 6: Them m it gets creamy. There's a little bit of
Speaker 6: a chalkiness, but it goes away.
Speaker 3: I think I got this new little simple water. Does
Speaker 3: the expired flavor come through in any way?
Speaker 1: Is that why?
Speaker 4: It's a weird texture.
Speaker 3: It's like it's like almost hard. It's a couple of
Speaker 3: days jewiird.
Speaker 6: But it's very dry. So oh god, it's like garlic cardboard.
Speaker 6: This really needs to almost be melted into something.
Speaker 3: All right. Next, Brook is volunteering for the Kissing Challenge
Speaker 3: I think that's all the time that we have. We
Speaker 3: don't even have time to do our shot Collar question
Speaker 3: of the day. We've ran out of time.
Speaker 1: Cheese reviews. We're gonna be our new thing.
Speaker 3: I actually liked that Gell Yeah is too bad.
Speaker 1: Okay, don't throw cheese at staurant City. The bouncing thing
Speaker 1: is not a thing.
Speaker 3: I think that's the only way you should know. You
Speaker 3: got to test your cheese the right way, bounce it
Speaker 3: in the hallways at the right.
Speaker 8: Now cheese bouncers unite.
Speaker 3: So again, no time to do your shot collar question
Speaker 3: of the day. But you can check out the videos
Speaker 3: of all of the trick or Treat challenges, both Ashton's
Speaker 3: Prove is Not a Vampire Challenge and Jose's Vampire Cheese
Speaker 3: Food Review.
Speaker 1: And I think you can actually smell these videos online
Speaker 1: as well.
Speaker 3: Get them online, Brooke and Jeffrey on our socials, TikTok, Instagram, everywhere.
Speaker 9: Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.
Speaker 3: I think the scariest horror movies, at least in my opinion,
Speaker 3: aren't the ones with necessarily the creepiest monsters or the
Speaker 3: most blood and gore. It's the ones that start off
Speaker 3: by saying the following events were based on a true story.
Speaker 3: It's like, how could something this terrifying happen in real life? Well,
Speaker 3: today we have a listener who says his family has
Speaker 3: been dealing with something straight out of a horror film,
Speaker 3: and he never believed in any of that supernatural scary
Speaker 3: stuff until this strange thing started happening to them two
Speaker 3: years ago. Oh my god, everyone in the studio got
Speaker 3: chills when we heard it. You're gonna find out what
Speaker 3: happened in a brand new Halloween edition of The mass Speaker,
Speaker 3: based on a true story that's coming up. You don't know.
Speaker 7: Confession I can't take back el arms Mouse Speaker.
Speaker 3: We got a text into seven eight five nine two
Speaker 3: that says, my secret confession is I'm a dentist and
Speaker 3: every Halloween I give out candy corn to trick or
Speaker 3: treaters because it has the highest sugar content. So a
Speaker 3: month or two later, without fail, I'll get more. Client
Speaker 3: diabolic is devious, No wonder dentists are so rich.
Speaker 5: Oh manet Client, I know, and they have to work
Speaker 5: on a Tuesday.
Speaker 3: Today we're doing a special spooky October themed edition of
Speaker 3: The mass Speaker. One of our listeners is ready with
Speaker 3: a Halloween confession. He's ready to unburden from his dark soul.
Speaker 3: He's chosen the spooky fake name Josh. Scared Josh, Welcome
Speaker 3: to the morning show.
Speaker 7: Thank you very much.
Speaker 5: Not many Halloween thrillers with the villain name Josh.
Speaker 6: That's when the mass killer Josh.
Speaker 3: All right, Josh, well, voice changer is on. You're now
Speaker 3: the mass speaker. Whenever you're ready, let's hear your Halloween confession.
Speaker 7: So what I'm about to tell you is a story
Speaker 7: that is literally I will sign an affidavit that crew.
Speaker 6: Wow, we don't even know what an is.
Speaker 1: It feels like that means we're going to doubt something.
Speaker 6: Okay, why crazy story?
Speaker 3: What happened?
Speaker 7: So my story goes back and starts in twenty thirteen.
Speaker 1: Okay, whoa thirteen? Yeah high that year.
Speaker 3: I think, all right, we're back then. What happened? What
Speaker 3: happened back in twenty thirteen?
Speaker 7: Well, I'm married and I have two kids. My wife
Speaker 7: and I decided that we would give our daughter a
Speaker 7: present because she loves give me movies, okay, and her
Speaker 7: favorite movie is Frozen. So we went to the store
Speaker 7: and we bought its Alsa doll for her, and she
Speaker 7: couldn't have been happy. It was the best thing. She
Speaker 7: swept with it. She always they were. They were inseparable.
Speaker 1: Oh that's cute your daughter and elsa, yeah, yes.
Speaker 7: And so then weird things started to happen, like what well,
Speaker 7: the Alsha doll evidently had a button on it that
Speaker 7: we weren't aware of, but it could speak.
Speaker 5: Oh, my daughter had one that like would saying let
Speaker 5: it go, let it.
Speaker 7: Go, did sing the little theme of let it go.
Speaker 7: Sometimes it would respond to our conversation and it would say, oh,
Speaker 7: I like that. And we realized this doll was saying
Speaker 7: weird thing.
Speaker 6: Being pressed, like did you press the button? And then
Speaker 6: et cent It was like on its own randomly, just
Speaker 6: like a good short circuit or something.
Speaker 7: Well, you know, my daughter would go and put the
Speaker 7: button and it would say something. But then it got
Speaker 7: to where in about two years, it started speaking by itself.
Speaker 3: Okay, what you got a defective doll? That sounds like
Speaker 3: a lawsuit that you can good for you, Josh, I'm
Speaker 3: always thinking about the money.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I mean after two years, the wires could have
Speaker 5: worn out, It could have just been going off on
Speaker 5: its own.
Speaker 3: It could have been hacked by Russia or that.
Speaker 1: Jeff, Yeah, that was my next option.
Speaker 7: So in that year, the doll started not only sing
Speaker 7: by itself down and talk, but it did it in
Speaker 7: both Spanish and English.
Speaker 5: Whoa wait, not the language I was expecting for Elsa.
Speaker 7: Oh, but it was strange and it was just kind
Speaker 7: of freaking us out, and we thought, what do we
Speaker 7: do with this? And uh, then we said, well, let's
Speaker 7: we're going to turn it off. Let's just turn it off, okay.
Speaker 6: And then just tell her, oh, it broke, the voice
Speaker 6: doesn't work anymore or something I would assume.
Speaker 7: Okay, we switched it off, and then in the middle
Speaker 7: of the night we would hear a voice in the
Speaker 7: other room. The doll was talking by itself.
Speaker 6: No, and so wait, you went and checked and it
Speaker 6: was definitely off.
Speaker 7: It was definitely off. And then I went so far
Speaker 7: as to pull the batteries out of it.
Speaker 5: Yeah, that's what I would do, because I think, oh,
Speaker 5: maybe it was a faulty off.
Speaker 3: Did that work?
Speaker 7: It didn't speak that night, but it did speak the
Speaker 7: next day without the battery.
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, I was saying I want to kill you, or.
Speaker 7: It didn't threaten us, but It was so weird that
Speaker 7: just my wife and I were going crazy because we
Speaker 7: couldn't really tell our friends, our family because we thought,
Speaker 7: you think we're insane to me to put us in
Speaker 7: the hospital.
Speaker 3: With unt want to get blocked up?
Speaker 1: Did you finally throw it away?
Speaker 7: I did. I put it with that hand in the
Speaker 7: backyard and it was picked after it was gone, and
Speaker 7: we were we were happy.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you know I met Elsa anymore.
Speaker 7: Two weeks later, we went on vacation to Disneyland for
Speaker 7: a couple of weeks and we got back and who
Speaker 7: was in the backyard laying in the ward was laying
Speaker 7: in the backyard, and my wife just screamed, I didn't
Speaker 7: know what to do.
Speaker 3: God, evil talking puppet that won't shut up, won't go away,
Speaker 3: and has no off button. It sounds like she should
Speaker 3: run for politician because she is perfect handed and she'slingual
Speaker 3: with the voters the right demographic.
Speaker 1: Okay, you need to do a pierced its heart with
Speaker 1: a wooden state. I'm pretty sure that's.
Speaker 3: What you do with sacrifice it burn it.
Speaker 7: So what I did was I boxed her up and
Speaker 7: I sent her to my brother.
Speaker 3: Because you don't like your brother, I called.
Speaker 7: Him and said, look, you're going to get a package,
Speaker 7: and when you get it, call me and I'll explain
Speaker 7: it to you, which I did.
Speaker 6: So you just wanted the confirmation that it is confessed,
Speaker 6: it's gone, gone away.
Speaker 7: I wanted to know that it was there.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, okay, it was It was there, okay.
Speaker 7: And so he then sent me a picture and he
Speaker 7: had taped the doll to the front of his truck
Speaker 7: bumper and he said, don't worry, you'll never see it again.
Speaker 7: And we haven't. We haven't, but I can. I just
Speaker 7: want to tell you guys that you know, I don't
Speaker 7: believe in ghosts and stuff, but I'm telling you we
Speaker 7: were in a living horror film, you know for those
Speaker 7: two years.
Speaker 5: Oh my god, you're gonna be calling us in three
Speaker 5: months because that elsa doll's coming back.
Speaker 1: It's like.
Speaker 3: In Texas in to seven and five, nine to two.
Speaker 3: If you have a spooky Halloween confession you've been holding
Speaker 3: on to, will hydrate edity, master your voice and make
Speaker 3: you the next mass speaker. Phone taps coming.
Speaker 9: Up, Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 3: It's Halloween week on the show, and we're celebrating that
Speaker 3: by doing a bunch of our regular segments with a
Speaker 3: spooky Halloween theme, like today's phone Tap, where we call
Speaker 3: a woman who's the reigning champ of her company's annual
Speaker 3: costume contest. She's won four years in a row, but
Speaker 3: now she's about to get some competition. Right yep, Brook
Speaker 3: is posing as the cocky new employee at her company
Speaker 3: who said on taking her down.
Speaker 1: Not far stretch from who I am. Really yeah, so.
Speaker 3: Let the Halloween snarkfest begin. Your phone tap right now?
Speaker 10: An Hello, This is Melissa.
Speaker 1: Hey Melissa, this is Pauline in accounting. I'm new here.
Speaker 1: I don't think we've met before.
Speaker 10: Oh yeah, I don't think so.
Speaker 9: Hi.
Speaker 10: It's really nice to meet you, or I phone meet you.
Speaker 1: Yeah, well same.
Speaker 5: So I just wanted to say the reason I'm calling
Speaker 5: is because I heard the company is doing some sort
Speaker 5: of like Halloween party this Friday with a pot luck
Speaker 5: and costumes.
Speaker 10: Oh yeah, we we do that every year. It's really fun.
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, I was talking with some people and they
Speaker 5: said you won last year.
Speaker 10: Yeah, I was Martin McFly on a hoverboard, so I
Speaker 10: took the grand prize.
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, I saw a picture I was. I wasn't impressed.
Speaker 4: Oh thank you?
Speaker 1: No, I said, I was not impressed.
Speaker 10: Oh uh, what do you mean?
Speaker 5: Yeah, the wig was bad, and I mean the test
Speaker 5: wasn't even the right color.
Speaker 1: And the hoverboard looked like it was made out of cardboard.
Speaker 10: Well it was, but I put like five layers of
Speaker 10: paint on it. Yeah.
Speaker 5: To me, your Martin McFly looked more like a roughed
Speaker 5: up Melissa McCarthy's my take.
Speaker 10: I mean, I'm really sorry. Did I miss something because
Speaker 10: I thought we just met? Do we have some kind
Speaker 10: of a problem.
Speaker 5: Well, that depends the last two companies I worked for.
Speaker 5: I won first prize costume every year.
Speaker 10: Wow, you really seem to think you're a big deal.
Speaker 1: Huh, just clever.
Speaker 5: Last year I went as Identity Theft taped a bunch
Speaker 5: of different names all over my body.
Speaker 10: Well, I guess good for you.
Speaker 5: Good as an understatement, it was great for me and
Speaker 5: my trophy case. And back when I was pregnant, I
Speaker 5: painted my belly to look like the Star Wars Death
Speaker 5: Star huge hit.
Speaker 1: Never even seen the movie.
Speaker 5: Okay, Then the next year I dressed up like I
Speaker 5: was in the nineteen fifties, put a bullet hole in
Speaker 5: my shirt and dressed up my baby in a Batman
Speaker 5: costume and then like let him.
Speaker 1: Crawl all over me, blood everywhere.
Speaker 5: Oh what you remember when the Joker shot Batman's parents
Speaker 5: and then Batman witnessed it?
Speaker 10: What is wrong with you? That is really messed up?
Speaker 5: Oh look who's talking missus, Marty mcfailure.
Speaker 1: Yeah, trust me, it was a huge hit.
Speaker 10: So you just called me to rub in my face
Speaker 10: that you're gonna beat me at the office Halloween party.
Speaker 1: No, honey, I called to warn you.
Speaker 5: Okay, I think it's probably a good idea if actually
Speaker 5: you just drop out completely.
Speaker 1: You know, save yourself from the embarrassment.
Speaker 10: Okay, that is not gonna happen. Like, Halloween is my thing,
Speaker 10: I am not going to give it up for ms.
Speaker 10: I'm new to accounting.
Speaker 5: You know the good news about my department and yours.
Speaker 5: We have the same office fridge, So i'd be a
Speaker 5: little careful with your lunch today.
Speaker 1: What wouldn't want you to get sick eating that salad?
Speaker 1: Oh that would be terrible right before the big contest?
Speaker 1: Whoa whoa Oho?
Speaker 10: So you are threatening to poison me, oh over a
Speaker 10: workplace costume contest?
Speaker 5: Is that a happens I just said, be careful. I
Speaker 5: care about my new coworkers both.
Speaker 10: You don't call someone up out of the blue and
Speaker 10: say that.
Speaker 5: Oh would you rather me just say enjoy second place?
Speaker 5: Would that have been better?
Speaker 9: Yeah?
Speaker 10: Oh right, Come let me bring your beat because on now,
Speaker 10: like I'm gonna paint my big bellies a touch storm
Speaker 10: win or have my baby roll around in blood. It's
Speaker 10: such a winning idea. He's one with you.
Speaker 1: You are sick.
Speaker 5: This is exactly how your friend Tanka said you'd react
Speaker 5: if I kept pushing you.
Speaker 10: Don't even try to bring my friend Tanga into this.
Speaker 9: This is between you and me.
Speaker 5: Okay, okay, I'm just saying I don't work with you.
Speaker 1: This is Brooke from the Wire Show Brook and Jeffrey
Speaker 1: in the Morning.
Speaker 5: We're just doing a phone tap on you.
Speaker 10: I can't believe I believe it. Like I just went
Speaker 10: off on like that.
Speaker 1: Oh you are competitive.
Speaker 10: I mean I thought it was real. I thought you
Speaker 10: were coming at you.
Speaker 4: You're so convincing.
Speaker 5: You're totally gonna steal one of my costume ideas, aren't you?
Speaker 4: Come on?
Speaker 1: The Batman one's pretty good with the dead parrot and
Speaker 1: the baby and the blood.
Speaker 10: I mean it's so twisted, but I probably would vote
Speaker 10: for that. It's so messed up, but it's so sick,
Speaker 10: so on it At the same time, Wake Up every.
Speaker 9: Morning was fum tap weekday Mornings on the twenties, brooking
Speaker 9: Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 3: They say the best place to meet a single hottie
Speaker 3: is at a wedding. Oh, but the second best place,
Speaker 3: I say is at a Halloween party. Yeah, well an
Speaker 3: adult one. Not talking about the kids, Yes, Jeffrey Woodstock
Speaker 3: pin the nose on the pumpkins.
Speaker 1: No one assumed otherwise.
Speaker 3: Talking about a grown up Halloween where people wear the
Speaker 3: most scandalous outfits they have in their closet, drink till
Speaker 3: they can't see straight, and exchange more than just candy
Speaker 3: in the upstairs broom closet. And one of our listeners, Lance,
Speaker 3: just got invited to an adult Halloween party with one
Speaker 3: of his female coworkers. Now he's getting some weird vibes
Speaker 3: and he doesn't know what to say. We're going to
Speaker 3: try and help him when we do a brand new
Speaker 3: textual healing right after this text you will heal then textual.
Speaker 3: You've got texting problems. We've got texting solutions.
Speaker 1: I like that sounds we got all.
Speaker 3: The answers here with textual healing. The segment where one
Speaker 3: of our listeners is in an awkward or confusing situation
Speaker 3: and needs our help figuring out what to write.
Speaker 1: I love it.
Speaker 3: And is there anything more awkward and confusing than what
Speaker 3: you're gonna wear to a killer Halloween party?
Speaker 1: Is that what we're going to do? Costume ideas?
Speaker 3: I mean, if your brook, it's only confusing because nobody
Speaker 3: knows what the hell you're trying to be. But who
Speaker 3: is I'm a.
Speaker 5: Fly on one shot internet troll from last year was
Speaker 5: still really good?
Speaker 3: Oh I ever forgot what your Yeah? I tried to
Speaker 3: forget it because it was so horrible. But who is
Speaker 3: today's listener that requires our textual expertise today about Halloween?
Speaker 3: His name is Lance, So let's welcome him to the show.
Speaker 3: What's up Lance?
Speaker 4: Hey, guys, what's going on?
Speaker 6: You got a fun issue? Yeah?
Speaker 1: What's happening in Lance?
Speaker 7: Well?
Speaker 4: You know I know this girl from work, We're just friends.
Speaker 4: He asked me what I'm doing for Halloween?
Speaker 1: Wait? Can we know her name?
Speaker 7: Yeah?
Speaker 4: Her name is Emily?
Speaker 1: Okay, Emily okay.
Speaker 3: Emily wanted to know what you were doing for Halloween.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you know, I told her I'm not really doing
Speaker 4: anything special. I'm just gonna be at my place.
Speaker 1: And that's a lame answer. Yeah, I don't know. Is
Speaker 1: better than that or just like open it up for
Speaker 1: her to invite you somewhere?
Speaker 4: Yeah, what she say, You're kind of right, they invited
Speaker 4: me into a Halloween costume party.
Speaker 1: Okay.
Speaker 4: I didn't really know how to respond, so I just
Speaker 4: kind of said sounds great, saying wait, that's a good response.
Speaker 1: Are you excited? I thought you were like into her.
Speaker 1: I thought you had a crush on her.
Speaker 4: I mean, she's the nice person and I don't mind
Speaker 4: being her friends, but I'm not really into her romantically
Speaker 4: or anything like.
Speaker 5: That was like a I'm sorry it was set up differently, Okay,
Speaker 5: so sorry.
Speaker 3: It's like when Brooke invites me over to her Halloween
Speaker 3: block party and I'm like, I know what this is.
Speaker 3: I'm not going to go.
Speaker 5: Really, I want you to come and have fun for once, Jeff, Yeah, exactly.
Speaker 3: Why do you put up a quotes have fun? Wait?
Speaker 3: Six times?
Speaker 1: When she said okay, all right, so you and her
Speaker 1: are just friends and that's all you want, it to be.
Speaker 4: Yeah, and I'm kind of worried. If you guys think
Speaker 4: it's more than that, then she also might think it's
Speaker 4: more than that.
Speaker 3: What's giving you the feeling that she's like interested in more?
Speaker 1: He's a guy and she looked at him.
Speaker 3: Check check check.
Speaker 4: It seems like kind of, you know, very animated in
Speaker 4: her text, like she wants to help me find the
Speaker 4: perfect costume.
Speaker 3: Has she suggested like a couple's costume, because that's pretty blunt.
Speaker 4: Maybe like one of the costumes she recommended. She told
Speaker 4: me to be like a happy pumpkin. I'm kind of
Speaker 4: thinking of myself if she dressed with like spice. Now
Speaker 4: where pumpkin spy anybody?
Speaker 5: I don't know, but I've actually seen like the McCormick spice.
Speaker 3: She might come in there and blindside you with a
Speaker 3: couple's costume at the party, and now you have to
Speaker 3: make out.
Speaker 6: Or like, hey, you should be a bottle of mustard
Speaker 6: and then she shows up as a bottle of ketchup.
Speaker 1: Then you have to make out with her.
Speaker 3: Is that those are the Halloween party?
Speaker 1: I think you guys are jumping to a lot of
Speaker 1: conclusions right now. Oh Brooke, We're not Okay.
Speaker 4: I just don't want to put myself in a bad
Speaker 4: position where she has different opinions on what we might
Speaker 4: be together.
Speaker 3: Okay, has she made any other suggestions for costumes that
Speaker 3: like are concerning?
Speaker 4: She also suggested a vampire Okay, seems harmless enough until
Speaker 4: she asked me to bite her or something. Said no,
Speaker 4: she didn't say that, but I keep on thinking.
Speaker 5: It my head.
Speaker 3: You're like you, she's not being that.
Speaker 1: He thinks you think more than anything. You wanted to
Speaker 1: be clear that you are just friends going into this party.
Speaker 1: Is that what you're saying exactly?
Speaker 4: Like, Okay, I am from going to the party, but
Speaker 4: as friends.
Speaker 3: Okay, okay, yeah, I mean just from the surface, I
Speaker 3: kind of agree with Alexis on the top. It sounds
Speaker 3: like more a friend's situation. You might be reading into it.
Speaker 1: People at a party and wants you to address up
Speaker 1: anything overly sexual.
Speaker 4: But you, guys, don't think the candy ball is a thing.
Speaker 4: Like she's definitely thinking I'm a snack.
Speaker 3: She wanted to be a candy bowl.
Speaker 4: She sent me that that was like one of her
Speaker 4: serious suggests, reaching you.
Speaker 3: Should be a candy bull.
Speaker 1: I would love you to be a candy bull, but
Speaker 1: I just can.
Speaker 3: Get too much female attention at that point.
Speaker 1: It's not hot.
Speaker 3: So I guess at this point it's a little bit
Speaker 3: unclear which way she's leaning, if she wants you to
Speaker 3: just be her friend day or if it might be
Speaker 3: more than that exactly.
Speaker 4: That's why it needs your help in order to text your.
Speaker 3: Back, okay, I mean you need to get a little clarity.
Speaker 1: Yeah, no matter what her intentions are, it's good to communicate.
Speaker 5: You know your boundaries. So somebody, okay, no matter what,
Speaker 5: what are you concerned about. You don't want to come
Speaker 5: off as like a jerk or something.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I don't want to come across like I'm hot stuff,
Speaker 4: like oh you're into me obviously, because maybe it's not.
Speaker 1: Okay, that's the most sound thing you've said, So that was.
Speaker 3: Gonna be my suggestion of what you should write, like, yeah,
Speaker 3: but that's okay, yeah, obviously hot stuff and just get
Speaker 3: right to the point of it. But if you want
Speaker 3: to be more subtle, we can work on that. I
Speaker 3: know you think I'm hot, but I will not be
Speaker 3: the candy ball.
Speaker 1: Where do we starting?
Speaker 3: What was the last thing that you guys texted to
Speaker 3: each other?
Speaker 4: She sent me the pick of the candy bowl with
Speaker 4: triple question point.
Speaker 1: She really like that one?
Speaker 3: Okay.
Speaker 4: I didn't know how to respond to that one.
Speaker 3: Okay, So how do we reply back to Emily when
Speaker 3: she suggested he should be a human candy bowl.
Speaker 5: I always think the best way to tell someone that
Speaker 5: you are friend zoning them is to talk about how
Speaker 5: you may be interested in other people at the party.
Speaker 7: Do you know what I mean?
Speaker 2: I was thinking, like fake a relationship, like can my
Speaker 2: girlfriend come?
Speaker 1: I wasn't going to fake the whole thing.
Speaker 5: Maybe that maybe being a cad Like, oh, you're right,
Speaker 5: maybe being a candy ball would be a good way
Speaker 5: to meet somebody at the party.
Speaker 4: Think, okay, yeah, that could work.
Speaker 3: I could. My idea was to go the other way
Speaker 3: and lean into the flirtation and see if she flirts back.
Speaker 5: Set a trap and then dumper after she flirts back, Like,
Speaker 5: let's just keep afraid she.
Speaker 3: Might not be into him. She might say you from
Speaker 3: the party.
Speaker 6: He's like hey, beatable, She's like hey hands, and he's like,
Speaker 6: leave me alone.
Speaker 1: Off with your friends.
Speaker 3: At the end of that, Jeff's up to Lance, Really,
Speaker 3: this is your text threat?
Speaker 4: So I want to flirt with her and see what
Speaker 4: she does.
Speaker 3: That's my guy.
Speaker 1: The worst. You just want to know that she's flirting
Speaker 1: with you. You are trying to get her to flirt
Speaker 1: at this. But what what should he say?
Speaker 7: Then?
Speaker 3: Jeffrey, I think we play the what if? God, if
Speaker 3: I'm going to be a candy bull? What are you
Speaker 3: going to candy?
Speaker 1: I usually just want to know what she's going to be.
Speaker 3: This is fun because or we can go the boring
Speaker 3: route and said what Brook whatever wanted to say?
Speaker 5: We already forgot that he would be a good way
Speaker 5: to meet somebody at the party, like letting her know, Okay, fine, week.
Speaker 1: Away, there we go.
Speaker 3: We've got the approval from the room. Lance, you down
Speaker 3: to do that?
Speaker 7: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Okay. It's not overly suggestive. It's just like, well, if
Speaker 3: I'm going to be a candy ball, then what are you? Guys?
Speaker 1: If we don't want to flirt with her, why do
Speaker 1: we lead her on?
Speaker 3: Brook? It's a text message obviously is not going to
Speaker 3: sound as sexy as when I say, nothing sounds that
Speaker 3: I think perfect. Don't you send that Lance?
Speaker 10: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Yeah, they have the candy.
Speaker 1: You guys, you're way too late on the.
Speaker 3: Well, it's okay, He's excited, and so are we because
Speaker 3: I can't wait to come back and see how Emily
Speaker 3: responds when we continue textual healing. Oh, I can't wait.
Speaker 1: Don't want to.
Speaker 3: Do it right after this. Hold on, man, I am
Speaker 3: so glad that we're doing textual healing for our listener
Speaker 3: Lance today, because the absolute worst thing to do would
Speaker 3: be to write, Hey, I just want to make sure
Speaker 3: that I'm clear. We're friends only, and I believe in
Speaker 3: boring conversations and setting boundaries with people early on. God,
Speaker 3: is that Brooke to a T?
Speaker 1: Yes, that's what you should sounds kind of healthy, Jeff.
Speaker 3: It's very healthy. Boring, is what it sounds like. You know,
Speaker 3: we can have fun with the text and get answers
Speaker 3: that way. We're an entertainment show. Remember this isn't Thursday
Speaker 3: Therapy with Biscuit and Teresa. Such your boundaries, everyone, boundaries
Speaker 3: are fun only if only.
Speaker 1: They would have hired me after my audition. Biscuit didn't
Speaker 1: like me either.
Speaker 3: She's like Brooks literally wearing a business. God, we're trying
Speaker 3: to help out Lance today. A fine?
Speaker 1: You want me to flirt off? Flirt Jeff? Okay, let's
Speaker 1: put some hands and some candy bowls. What did she
Speaker 1: write back?
Speaker 3: Well, let's first get the listeners up to speed in
Speaker 3: case they're just joining us, because Lance isn't sure whether
Speaker 3: his friend from work, Emily, is trying to be flirty
Speaker 3: with him when she invited him to her Halloween party,
Speaker 3: or she's just trying to be friends.
Speaker 5: Yeah, and he's kind of assuming that it's a flirty
Speaker 5: angle and he doesn't really want that.
Speaker 3: She's thrown out some interesting costume ideas for him, so
Speaker 3: when she well, in his mind they are because the
Speaker 3: last one that she sent was a candy bowl. He
Speaker 3: wasn't sure what to write back, so we said, if
Speaker 3: I'm going to be a candy bowl, then what are
Speaker 3: you going to address as.
Speaker 1: Lame as flirtatious text?
Speaker 3: Ever, well, there was a wink in it, Brooks, so
Speaker 3: check yourself.
Speaker 8: Hoping she's gonna say I'll be a piece of candy,
Speaker 8: then we know she's kind of flirty, or if she's like,
Speaker 8: I'm going to be a billy goat, then we know
Speaker 8: she's actual friend zone.
Speaker 3: Let's ask Lance first of all, has Emily written back
Speaker 3: to you?
Speaker 7: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Okay, and what did she say She's going to be?
Speaker 4: I'm a little confused shed Maybe I could be an
Speaker 4: unwrapped Snickers bar, then a laughing emojirap.
Speaker 1: It would be I don't know, he less attractive to
Speaker 1: be unwrapped on. You just look like you just look
Speaker 1: like a log.
Speaker 3: Basically poop logo.
Speaker 4: I have no idea what that means, like code for
Speaker 4: something or what is it?
Speaker 1: It's the snickers, what's the satisfy, the hunger or whatever?
Speaker 1: Can be playing yourself nobody, nobody knows.
Speaker 3: I mean, I guess it could be like, you know,
Speaker 3: I want to get naked and get into your bowl.
Speaker 3: That's the flirty aspect of it, the friendly.
Speaker 1: Side reach i've ever heard.
Speaker 3: Okay, so Broke, this is your moment. Do you have
Speaker 3: any fun questions here? Fun memorized, non boundary setting questions
Speaker 3: to try and lure her in and figure out where
Speaker 3: her head's at flirty or friendly? Oh she's crying, No, Brook,
Speaker 3: button up your little business suit and get to work.
Speaker 1: Okay, Okay, what about if you text her back and say, oh,
Speaker 1: I love nugget.
Speaker 3: Is like the base of the that doesn't even qualify
Speaker 3: as flirty.
Speaker 5: I don't okay in a conversation, how about how about, oh,
Speaker 5: you're going to satisfy someone's hunger.
Speaker 1: Who's that going to be?
Speaker 5: I don't want to be flirty to that she's dressing
Speaker 5: as an unrest snickers bar.
Speaker 1: We're not We're going from real low right now.
Speaker 4: Okay, guys, guys, guys, you just texted me back again.
Speaker 3: Text you haven't said anything?
Speaker 4: Okay, what she say or what if I'm pants? Question
Speaker 4: mark question mirk? I don't.
Speaker 1: Then you say I want to get in your pants?
Speaker 3: Maybe that's what she wants him to do. He doesn't
Speaker 3: remember he wants to be friends Brook. You want me
Speaker 3: to floor you don't want to be clear about what
Speaker 3: It's been a very long time since Brooke has had
Speaker 3: to flirt with anyone, So let's give her a little grace.
Speaker 6: True, But you ask her because some people try to
Speaker 6: be sexy and people try to be funny. Can you
Speaker 6: just say why pants lo o l or like sexy pants?
Speaker 3: Like maybe more detailed pants?
Speaker 1: Yeah, hot pants or a pair of pants.
Speaker 3: Maybe kind of like what moses? And maybe we need
Speaker 3: to get a little bit closer to the point. Yeah,
Speaker 3: and ask her like are you.
Speaker 1: Now we're going to be asking some clear questions.
Speaker 3: Yeah, this is how conversation works. Broke first and talk Yeah,
Speaker 3: so maybe you say, maybe you say, are we trying
Speaker 3: to match costumes?
Speaker 5: Maybe that's the way to say it without saying couples?
Speaker 5: Are we matching costumes?
Speaker 3: What do you think? Lance?
Speaker 4: Yeah, I'll done that. I like that kind of a
Speaker 4: couple things.
Speaker 3: No, we don't want to say couples. We don't want
Speaker 3: to say couples because that plants the idea in her
Speaker 3: head say say.
Speaker 1: Wait, are we trying to match costumes?
Speaker 4: I'm basically just as is this like a two part
Speaker 4: costume thing?
Speaker 1: They just said, are we matching?
Speaker 9: Like?
Speaker 1: We said, okay, own work whatever.
Speaker 7: I think.
Speaker 3: It's just supposed to wait for our approval. There, Lansa,
Speaker 3: are you drinking this morning? What's going on?
Speaker 1: I want some of whatever you have if you are
Speaker 1: wanted to send?
Speaker 3: Okay, Well, yeah, in the middle of our brainstorm was
Speaker 3: a long it's a slow rolling storm.
Speaker 9: For a while.
Speaker 4: Okay, wait a minute, Wait a minute.
Speaker 7: They just texted me back.
Speaker 3: Okay, okay, so hold on. Just to recap, we asked her, so,
Speaker 3: are we trying to match costumes? He said that something
Speaker 3: along those lines. What did she say?
Speaker 7: Okay?
Speaker 4: She wrote back, maybe L O L, but just so
Speaker 4: you know, I'm interested in your friend Ryan would get
Speaker 4: his attention, hopefully you bring him winky fabe.
Speaker 1: We're on the same page the whole time.
Speaker 3: So is she trying to make you jealous?
Speaker 1: Right here and get she wants to hook up with
Speaker 1: Ryan in Ryan's pay?
Speaker 3: That's what she says, But what does she really mean?
Speaker 1: That's what she That could not be more directly Wait a.
Speaker 4: Minute than I feel kind of used if that's what happened.
Speaker 3: How do you know at least he got something to
Speaker 3: do on Halloween and you could meet somebody yourself, and
Speaker 3: you didn't want to hook up with her anyway, well
Speaker 3: until the pants comment, And now that.
Speaker 4: Was when I thought she wanted to hook up with me.
Speaker 4: Now I'm a little bit.
Speaker 1: This is such a dude conversation.
Speaker 3: Still want to be wanted? He wanted to reject your
Speaker 3: she rejected her.
Speaker 1: That is so dumb.
Speaker 3: We'll leave the final text up to Brook whatever you
Speaker 3: think he should say. We won't even weigh in.
Speaker 1: Just say, yeah, I'm bringing Ryan be ready.
Speaker 3: Wow, I know what that means. That's what Brooke wants,
Speaker 3: what she wants?
Speaker 7: All right?
Speaker 4: Then, all right, all.
Speaker 3: Right, man, have a happy Halloween. That's textual healing.
Speaker 9: Everybody wins brooking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 3: What do you do if a guy bothers you and
Speaker 3: your friend at a comedy club one night. The answer
Speaker 3: is don't start a fight there. You gotta play the
Speaker 3: long game and wait fifteen years to finally get your revenge.
Speaker 3: Because that's what one woman did and now her story's
Speaker 3: going viral.
Speaker 1: That is that is a grudge.
Speaker 3: Plus the subtle dance move that you're doing out at
Speaker 3: the club, that's one hundred percent proof you are old.
Speaker 3: Oh no, you're hear all about that and more in
Speaker 3: a brand new.
Speaker 7: Shot.
Speaker 3: It's coming up this just in they passed a new
Speaker 3: law in our city. Apparently on Halloween we're not allowed
Speaker 3: to say trick or treat anymore.
Speaker 1: What it's not PC.
Speaker 9: It is.
Speaker 3: Instead, after you ring the doorbell, you're supposed to shout TikTok,
Speaker 3: click shop, TikTok, click shock.
Speaker 11: Okay, I can to get next to Candy Kids King Size,
Speaker 11: where we talk about some of the biggest tiktoks from
Speaker 11: the past week. Let's get to your first TikTok click shock,
Speaker 11: which is from a gen zer named Briley Belly one, two, three,
Speaker 11: of course, And she recently graduated from college and joined
Speaker 11: the workforce, and she made a video after her very
Speaker 11: first day on the job, not coincidentally, got millions of views,
Speaker 11: And I'm wondering.
Speaker 3: Will you feel sorry for her? Or do you think
Speaker 3: she should toughen up. Let's listen.
Speaker 12: You know, I'm probably just being so dramatic and annoying.
Speaker 12: But this is my first job, like my first nine
Speaker 12: to five job after college, and I am in person,
Speaker 12: and I'm commuting in the city, and it takes me forever.
Speaker 12: I get on the train at seven thirty and I
Speaker 12: don't get home till like six fifteen earliest, and then
Speaker 12: like I don't have time to do anything. I don't
Speaker 12: I want to shower, eat my dinner, and go to sleep.
Speaker 12: I don't have time or energy to cook by dinner either.
Speaker 12: Like I don't have energy to work out, like not
Speaker 12: to out the window, like I literally get off it's
Speaker 12: pitch black, Like I don't how do you have friends,
Speaker 12: Like how do you have time to like meet.
Speaker 9: Like a guy?
Speaker 12: I don't know, Like how do you have time for
Speaker 12: like dating? Like I don't have time for anything, And
Speaker 12: I'm like so stressed.
Speaker 9: Out, as.
Speaker 3: Is very stressed and completely overwhelmed by her new found
Speaker 3: normal adult life.
Speaker 1: I feel stupid. I honestly I feel for her because
Speaker 1: I feel for all of us.
Speaker 3: Okay, well quit Brooke.
Speaker 1: Well, I wasn't bills to pay.
Speaker 3: Okay, I like my job. Rub it in this girl's face.
Speaker 1: Find one that she likes. I didn't like my job
Speaker 1: when I was hurt.
Speaker 3: You're a resident gen zer. You skipped work last Friday
Speaker 3: and then came back into work on Monday morning several
Speaker 3: hours late. How do you feel like I did it?
Speaker 1: Four days of full time hours of Jeff? Why are
Speaker 1: you not crying for me too? She had two weddings
Speaker 1: to go to. Over the charge. Your entired, too, Jeff.
Speaker 3: One comment that got almost thirty thousand likes said, wait
Speaker 3: till she finds out there's no more summer break.
Speaker 1: Oh no, don't tell them. Don't crush this girls every year.
Speaker 6: To work on your birthday?
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah your spring break.
Speaker 3: Oh adulthood sucks. That was a TikTok click shot. Here
Speaker 3: next TikTok click shot that's already amassed two point four
Speaker 3: million views, and it's from a millennial named Gus, and
Speaker 3: he talked about an embarrassing situation that just happened to
Speaker 3: him out at the Clear recently. Eight here it is.
Speaker 3: I was danteen at the club last night with this
Speaker 3: girl and she was like, you know, it's giving away
Speaker 3: your age.
Speaker 13: She was like, you keep putting your hands up, but
Speaker 13: I would do it too. I'd be like woo, and
Speaker 13: she was like, stop putting her hands up.
Speaker 9: My mom does so.
Speaker 3: Basically, if you ever dance with your hands up in
Speaker 3: the air, you are old. And that's how the young
Speaker 3: ones can spot the geezers out on the dance floor.
Speaker 5: What do you do if you don't bring them up
Speaker 5: and down and a route?
Speaker 1: Where do you put it?
Speaker 3: If you want to dance cool, arms down, glued to
Speaker 3: your side, also head down looking at your phone.
Speaker 1: If that's the future of dance, I don't want to.
Speaker 3: Don't want to. More comments flooded in with people sharing
Speaker 3: other dead giveaways. The shake it like a polaroid picture
Speaker 3: move from the outcast song with one hand on the
Speaker 3: hand the other shaking it in. Another person wrote, when
Speaker 3: they point to the window and then to.
Speaker 1: The wall, the sweat drop down.
Speaker 7: Ya.
Speaker 3: A lot of people like to point to things that
Speaker 3: are referenced in the songs they're dancing.
Speaker 1: To and then like if they do a phone like
Speaker 1: a call me thing, you do like call me yeah,
Speaker 1: act out.
Speaker 3: Maybe if you ever tried to raise the roof to
Speaker 3: get out.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah people, and then you get low.
Speaker 3: That was a TikTok collick shot. In your final.
Speaker 1: TikTok click shot it up.
Speaker 3: There's a woman on TikTok named Linda Sally Hurd who
Speaker 3: lives in Dallas. She posted a video titled this is
Speaker 3: Genuinely Unhinged and It's a revenge story. In the first
Speaker 3: few days of posting, the video got four point four
Speaker 3: million views. It definitely resonated with people. Let's hear what happened.
Speaker 13: Fifteen years ago when I was in college.
Speaker 14: I went to a comedy show with a couple of friends,
Speaker 14: and my friend when she stood up at the end
Speaker 14: of it, accidentally knocked her chair into the guy behind
Speaker 14: her and spilled a drinkle over him, and he stands
Speaker 14: up and then he spits on her.
Speaker 13: The next day, I.
Speaker 14: Find this guy on Facebook and see that he's obsessed
Speaker 14: with walking dead and breaking bad. I go search for
Speaker 14: all the spoilers and I make a couple of Facebook
Speaker 14: accounts and when message him.
Speaker 13: Spoilers on a weekly basis, and so much time.
Speaker 14: I don't think about him for another eight years until
Speaker 14: I see a friend of a friend they get engaged,
Speaker 14: and I was like, I haven't thought about this guy
Speaker 14: in so long, So I look up his reddit. I
Speaker 14: see some pretty sinister stuff on his reddit. But if
Speaker 14: it was your partner, you would want to know. So
Speaker 14: I jump on one of this old like Facebook Accountsteresa
Speaker 14: the password, get access to it, and send her all
Speaker 14: of the like, send her the user name, and it's like, hey,
Speaker 14: like you should check this out.
Speaker 13: And she breaks off the engagement.
Speaker 3: Wow, that's heavy.
Speaker 5: She remembered a dude from fifteen years ago, like I
Speaker 5: can't remember someone I met last week.
Speaker 3: Well as for the woman who broke off the engagement,
Speaker 3: this happened a few years ago, and Linda recently looked
Speaker 3: her up again on Facebook. Apparently now she's got some
Speaker 3: beautiful children, her own thriving business, and appears to be
Speaker 3: happily married to a different man. So I saved that
Speaker 3: woman from a terrible guy.
Speaker 6: But this guy out there, who's obviously not a great person,
Speaker 6: is like I nobody came spoiling my life.
Speaker 3: He's doing it to himself.
Speaker 5: Yeah, he's there was some drama in a comedy club.
Speaker 5: Everybody was too drunk. He made a really bad choice.
Speaker 5: But like, does he need to pay for it for
Speaker 5: fifteen years? Well, I guess he was cheating.
Speaker 3: So she also verbally assaulted her friend at the comedy
Speaker 3: show and called her horrible.
Speaker 1: So there's some red flags there. Okay, It's like, I
Speaker 1: wonder what he's up to.
Speaker 3: I'm going to ruin his marriage, yeah, save the girl.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and to be fair, he ruined his own marriage.
Speaker 3: You know, those are your.
Speaker 7: Stories for today.
Speaker 9: Brooking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 3: On the phone is Steve, the retired social worker who
Speaker 3: says he likes sports and reading, and in his spare time,
Speaker 3: he enjoys babysitting his granddaughter.
Speaker 1: That's so cut, Steve.
Speaker 3: His favorite thing to do this time of year is
Speaker 3: visit extreme haunted houses.
Speaker 1: With the granddaughter. That is not good babysitting, Steam.
Speaker 3: No, I don't know, do you bring the grand child
Speaker 3: along with you? Steve?
Speaker 4: No, I'll try to avoid that. CPS.
Speaker 1: But Steve is the first time that's some parat advice there.
Speaker 3: Steve's the first time player said the show. Is it
Speaker 3: true that You've gone around the country to see different
Speaker 3: haunted houses, including one inside an actual prison.
Speaker 4: Yes, that's true.
Speaker 3: WHOA, my gosh, So you've been to the one? Have
Speaker 3: you been to the one in la I always hear
Speaker 3: about I've been to most of them across the county.
Speaker 1: Okay, okay, what do you think makes it this?
Speaker 7: Like?
Speaker 1: What does a haunted house have to have to be
Speaker 1: the scariest.
Speaker 3: They have to be able to break boundaries than to
Speaker 3: do some things that normally other houses wouldn't do. So
Speaker 3: I'm looking at the idea of jumping and touching you
Speaker 3: and stuff like that other people. Aren't you like being
Speaker 3: touched in the haunted houses?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 7: It's fun, you know.
Speaker 1: He just wants a light strangulation.
Speaker 3: That's up, Steve. We're all afraid of you. We're gonna
Speaker 3: send Brook running out of the studio. While that happens,
Speaker 3: we'll explain the rules. He got thirty seconds to answer
Speaker 3: as many questions as possible. If you don't know when,
Speaker 3: you could say pass. But you have to beat her
Speaker 3: outright to win? Are you ready?
Speaker 7: Hi?
Speaker 3: All right? Good luck? Your time starts now. The Sony
Speaker 3: PlayStation two came out on this day in what year
Speaker 3: of the two thousands, two thousand, two thousand and two
Speaker 3: or two thousand and four on two thousand. What is
Speaker 3: the term used for a wolf's home, Hilaire? What does
Speaker 3: the Z and ZIP code stand for on a pass?
Speaker 3: What tire company uses a logo of a golden shoe
Speaker 3: with wings?
Speaker 4: Goodyear?
Speaker 3: What comedian became famous in the nineties first catchphrase, you
Speaker 3: might be a redneck.
Speaker 7: Pass?
Speaker 3: We're gonna pass on that? All right? Good work there,
Speaker 3: Steve Brook's gonna come back into the studio and uh,
Speaker 3: Steve call then for the first time, our producer asked
Speaker 3: why he likes our show, and did Steve mention anything
Speaker 3: about us being funny, the prank calls, our dating segments, No,
Speaker 3: none of that, he said. He likes the music. Hey,
Speaker 3: you don't even do anything with us. The only thing
Speaker 3: he likes when we start talking. That's when he switches
Speaker 3: the station. You're gonna listen to this, Steve. You're probably
Speaker 3: your radio's off right now?
Speaker 1: Oh dare you? Steve?
Speaker 3: He's like Sea boring. Every moment with you is a
Speaker 3: moment in pain.
Speaker 1: But he likes pain because he likes Gosh, you're a
Speaker 1: confusing guy, Steve.
Speaker 3: Okay, Okay, okay, it's a compliment to him. All right, Brooks,
Speaker 3: your turn, You're ready. Your time starts now. The Sony
Speaker 3: PlayStation two came out on this day in what year
Speaker 3: of the two thousands, two thousand, two thousand and two,
Speaker 3: or two thousand and four. What is the term you
Speaker 3: used for a wolf's home den. What does the Z
Speaker 3: in zip code stand for.
Speaker 1: Zone?
Speaker 3: What tire company uses a logo of a golden shoe
Speaker 3: with wings?
Speaker 1: Uh lush schwab.
Speaker 3: What comedian became famous in the nineties for his catchphrase
Speaker 3: you might be a redneck? Oh?
Speaker 1: Oh god, you know redneck guy? What's his name? I
Speaker 1: can't remember his name? I can picture of me Bill.
Speaker 3: That's one of the always on the Tour Together comedy.
Speaker 3: We'll get to it in a second, but first, let's
Speaker 3: go to the scoreboard and see how you both did
Speaker 3: with Jose.
Speaker 1: You about the.
Speaker 3: Steve you got three correct today?
Speaker 1: I think he wasted me. Yeah, and brook come on,
Speaker 1: give me three only two?
Speaker 3: Steve, you show up? You take Brook down on your
Speaker 3: first try.
Speaker 1: Congrat What is that skinny white guy's name.
Speaker 3: Let's go over the answers here. The Sony PlayStation two
Speaker 3: came out on this day back in the year two
Speaker 3: thousand exactly. I just guess. Oh, it was such a
Speaker 3: big deal. I remember going to game Stop and waiting
Speaker 3: for it like it was the coolest thing ever. We're
Speaker 3: like the graphics. You can't tell the difference in this
Speaker 3: in real life. Yeah, yes, it is awesome. The term
Speaker 3: used for a wolf's home is a den. We also
Speaker 3: accepted layer answer. The Z and ZIP code stands for
Speaker 3: zone or zoning zoning improvement plan. The entire company that
Speaker 3: has a logo with a golden shoe with wings. That's
Speaker 3: good Year's logo. And you might be a redneck is
Speaker 3: the catchphrase for famous nineties comedian Jeff Foxworthy. Congratulations, you
Speaker 3: got one hundred of Brooks bucks plus just for playing.
Speaker 3: You also want a pair of tickets to the Seattle
Speaker 3: Christmas Market, where you can wander the winding alleys of
Speaker 3: Seattle's newest and largest outdoor holiday market. For more info,
Speaker 3: visit Seattle Christmas Market dot com.
Speaker 4: Hey, my granddaughter will love that.
Speaker 3: And you got one hundred bucks to go spend at
Speaker 3: the Christmas Market and you're I'm sure she'll use every
Speaker 3: piece of that. Hey, Steve, thank you so much for
Speaker 3: playing congratulations. We'll be back to do Windbrooks Bucks same
Speaker 3: time tomorrow, Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.