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Speaker 7: Good morning everybody. You are listening to the voice, Come
Speaker 7: on dig me now, one and only Steve Harvey got
Speaker 7: a radio show. Well, okay, here we go. You know
Speaker 7: what's important, What's what can be a huge part of
Speaker 7: your success is if you if you find a balance,
Speaker 7: if you find a balance in your life. That's that's
Speaker 7: been very important for me. And I've really never phrased
Speaker 7: it this way until now, but I was kind of
Speaker 7: thinking about it after my wife and I mean we
Speaker 7: set up one night recently.
Speaker 1: Man.
Speaker 7: You know, I often come on here and this is
Speaker 7: kind of an inspirational moment of the show, and I
Speaker 7: try to remind people about that most important relationship between
Speaker 7: you and God. And that's that's the apex of it.
Speaker 7: That's that's the that's the top of it, you've got
Speaker 7: to form the relationship with God. If you don't, everything
Speaker 7: else struggles. It's hard to be a good husband without God.
Speaker 7: It's hard to be a good family man without God.
Speaker 7: It's hard to be successful without God. Man, it's hard
Speaker 7: to be hard to get through this thing called life
Speaker 7: without God.
Speaker 1: So that's clear.
Speaker 7: But at the same time, you can't talk about God.
Speaker 7: Twenty four seven. You got to go to work. Come on, man,
Speaker 7: let's just be real. I ain't doing I ain't your pastor,
Speaker 7: and I ain't at your church. But let's just be
Speaker 7: real about it. You know, if people tell you got
Speaker 7: to keep your mind stayed on Him and all like that,
Speaker 7: that's a true statement.
Speaker 1: Got to keep your mind stayed in that area.
Speaker 7: I Don't'm not here to tell you how to live,
Speaker 7: but you got to keep your mind stayed in that
Speaker 7: area of God, of doing the right thing, caring about people.
Speaker 7: That's what I took it as. Now I could be wrong.
Speaker 7: I apologize if I'm not saying it the way you've
Speaker 7: been taught. I can only do me now. But after that,
Speaker 7: you got to go to work.
Speaker 1: You got to have some fun.
Speaker 7: You got to take care of your business and that's
Speaker 7: the balance you have to find so it once you
Speaker 7: focus on showing up your relationship with God, you gotta
Speaker 7: balance this now. Now, you got to allocate some time
Speaker 7: I don't care who you are, for your family. If
Speaker 7: you're gonna have a family, you got to allocate.
Speaker 5: Some time for them.
Speaker 1: See, we can't just marry these women or make these
Speaker 1: kids and then neglect them.
Speaker 7: And fellas, especially if I'm talking to men out here
Speaker 7: and ladies you can listen to, but listen. If you
Speaker 7: find yourself struggling in your life, man, and you can't
Speaker 7: seem to get it together, let's just go over a
Speaker 7: couple of things. The first two things, if you find
Speaker 7: yourself struggling, you can't seem to pull it together and
Speaker 7: reach your goals and get the where you want to go.
Speaker 1: Let's just do a check how is your relationship with God?
Speaker 7: And then next how much time are you taking to
Speaker 7: allocate for your family? Now, your family don't always live
Speaker 7: in your house, but if you made them, they yours
Speaker 7: and the responsibility to them is never lessen because you
Speaker 7: don't stay that no more. Because you and the girl
Speaker 7: broke up, you and a woman don't speak that, hey, man,
Speaker 7: that don't ever release you from the obligation. Feel me
Speaker 7: what I'm telling you this now because I'm not telling
Speaker 7: you something I'm wondering about. I've had to live through
Speaker 7: them years. So two things you can start looking at.
Speaker 7: If you not where you want to be, and you ain't,
Speaker 7: you ain't really solent. You can't figure out why you
Speaker 7: keep spending your wheels. Have you just done a random inventory?
Speaker 2: Man?
Speaker 7: Have you just checked on your relationship with God? Have
Speaker 7: you checked on the time you spending dedicated towards your family,
Speaker 7: your children that you created? If them two things is
Speaker 7: out of sink, man, that I can tell you right now,
Speaker 7: you can go on and get to explaining yourself away
Speaker 7: just like that. Hey man, how come you ain't where
Speaker 7: you want to be?
Speaker 1: Man? Comes man, I really ain't. Well, if you really ain't,
Speaker 1: then you really ain't.
Speaker 7: The third thing is you got to allocate the necessary
Speaker 7: time for your business.
Speaker 1: You got to handle your business. All of this, man, is.
Speaker 7: The way it works. And the order the order is
Speaker 7: God first, family second. Then you got to handle all
Speaker 7: your business.
Speaker 1: But as me, and this is what we do. If
Speaker 1: I don't handle my business, I can't take care of
Speaker 1: my family. True statement. But if your business is in
Speaker 1: front of your family, you out of order.
Speaker 7: Now that's all we talking about now in it. See,
Speaker 7: that's all we really say in here now, fellas you know,
Speaker 7: you know I mean, I mean, come on, man, you know,
Speaker 7: let's have a real conversation about being better. You know,
Speaker 7: if you have created these children, you got to handle
Speaker 7: your business. You may not like the girl no more.
Speaker 7: You and the woman might have broken up, y'all might
Speaker 7: go your own way, But what that got to do
Speaker 7: with the child though, Man, you got to handle your business.
Speaker 7: They got to know who daddy is. That's your obligation. Man,
Speaker 7: that God ain't letting you off the hook for that.
Speaker 8: Try it.
Speaker 1: Go ahead and try it and think you're gonna get
Speaker 1: off the hook with that, cause you're not. Man, You
Speaker 1: just not. I'm sorry, man, dog Steve, Why you coming
Speaker 1: like that? Because I did it like that. I did it. Man.
Speaker 7: I was over here trying to reshape my life, get
Speaker 7: myself up on my feet when I was a homeless
Speaker 7: man and trying to come back.
Speaker 1: Man, I thought I had to take care of me
Speaker 1: first and then so I can neglect it.
Speaker 7: Cared about them kids, man, I ain't hid at work, man,
Speaker 7: God kept his knee on my neck for a long
Speaker 7: time for that one right there, till I finally learned
Speaker 7: the lesson hold up man, put these phone calls in,
Speaker 7: go spend some time, do something. And then it started
Speaker 7: turning around for me. You know, I can't be there
Speaker 7: all the time because I am out here on the
Speaker 7: ground in the hustle. But at the same time, Man,
Speaker 7: some more phone calls, some more letters, some more hawha,
Speaker 7: he heeds something, then take care of your business.
Speaker 8: Man.
Speaker 1: You got to work hard to be successful.
Speaker 2: You know.
Speaker 7: I sometimes I don't put that in there. I just
Speaker 7: live it, and I expect my sons to emulate that.
Speaker 7: But I gotta talk to them all the time. How
Speaker 7: hard you got to work to be something. It's an
Speaker 7: all out of salt on it.
Speaker 2: Man.
Speaker 1: If you gotta target in mind, you gotta go.
Speaker 7: You gotta wake up every day trying to get there,
Speaker 7: and you can't get tired of it because it.
Speaker 1: Never ends.
Speaker 7: You're gonna always be this way. That's how life is
Speaker 7: designed and set up. You got to be a hard worker. Man.
Speaker 7: If you always looking for some time to chill, and man,
Speaker 7: I wanna go do what I wanna do. You ain't
Speaker 7: gonna make it. In order to be successful, you have
Speaker 7: to do a series of things that you're uncomfortable doing,
Speaker 7: and work is the thing that most of us are
Speaker 7: uncomfortable doing.
Speaker 1: It's so much easier to chill matter. I wish I
Speaker 1: could kick back with a cigar.
Speaker 7: Man all the time, but I can't, Man, I can't
Speaker 7: because I got to work. Then the last piece of
Speaker 7: the balance pipe balance piece is you gotta take some
Speaker 7: time out to enjoy yourself. But if you ain't where
Speaker 7: you wanna be, you ain't got a lot of time
Speaker 7: to enjoy yourself. Quit thinking, man, that this balance is even.
Speaker 7: It's a whole lot of God, a whole lot of family,
Speaker 7: a whole lot of business, and a little bit of chilling.
Speaker 7: The chilling can't be equal to the family, the business,
Speaker 7: all your God. If the chilling is equal to any
Speaker 7: of them, you ain't.
Speaker 1: Gonna make it. Quit chilling, man, and go to work
Speaker 1: like a man. Do what you're supposed to do.
Speaker 7: Work on your family, work on your relationship, work on
Speaker 7: your God, work on your business. And then when you chill,
Speaker 7: you might not chill as law, but you show gonna
Speaker 7: chill bigger, You gonna ball bigger.
Speaker 9: Baby's Morning Show.
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Speaker 7: The voice you're listening to is probably one of the
Speaker 7: countriest people on radio who was told because of your voice,
Speaker 7: texture and tone, you will never make it on radio
Speaker 7: because you did not go to the Columbia School of
Speaker 7: Broadcasting and learn proper voice technique.
Speaker 1: I have heard that well.
Speaker 7: Twenty three years later, here I'm he ish, I'm is
Speaker 7: And to the disdain of my bugy ass co host
Speaker 7: Shirley Strawberry, now my other co host, Calin for real,
Speaker 7: she tolerates it because she's more liberal and understanding of it.
Speaker 7: She's heard, and she got family members that talk like this.
Speaker 7: Tommy is me, so there is no problem. And then
Speaker 7: Junior is all of that, so we have no problem.
Speaker 7: Now Mississippi Monica, God knows she from Mississippi what she
Speaker 7: gonna say about how anybody talk. Therefore, that is the
Speaker 7: collective bargaining chip that we all have as teammates and
Speaker 7: members of the Steve Harvey Morning Shop. Thank you, my
Speaker 7: Father God for this day. Thank you for the blessing
Speaker 7: of life and whatever measure of strength and health that
Speaker 7: you may have. We asked you to continue to watch
Speaker 7: over us, lead me and protect my mouth today that
Speaker 7: I don't say nothing too ignorant, but yet still somewhat ignorant.
Speaker 7: Leaders and gentlemen, Welcome to the ride.
Speaker 1: Junior. What's on your mind today?
Speaker 5: Man?
Speaker 10: Did the marything you talking about today last night?
Speaker 11: Let me tell you something. You need to stop talking
Speaker 11: to me immediately. Yeah, okay, talking about I'm going here?
Speaker 11: Yeah yeah, I'm talking about you, mister Harvey. You you
Speaker 11: if I go in here with another piece of Harvey
Speaker 11: advice that he talked about my marriage, I'm not gonna
Speaker 11: be married a low I need. I need to just
Speaker 11: stop talking to you. Got well, see you stupid. No, no,
Speaker 11: we're not fit to put this on me. You're stupid
Speaker 11: if you're walking in your marriage talking about.
Speaker 7: Steve say, I said, you know you got to walk
Speaker 7: in there like you learn some new information.
Speaker 1: You can take me in there with you.
Speaker 10: I did.
Speaker 1: Well, that's that's why she's not gonna let me in
Speaker 1: her marriage.
Speaker 10: Okay, you don't go.
Speaker 1: Said, I'll tell you what that you bet?
Speaker 10: I have a clothes room mark.
Speaker 1: Today's supposed to ask like it came to you.
Speaker 10: I bet closing room don't have no clothing mark today?
Speaker 1: Don't have one? So what you're going in there? Recction?
Speaker 10: I'm going in with the close of marks and it
Speaker 10: ain't working.
Speaker 4: But the cloth first motivational Steve said, He said, why
Speaker 4: you ain't doing Steve said, he said, talk to God.
Speaker 10: We get we get what coming up.
Speaker 12: At thirty two minutes after the hour, we're going to
Speaker 12: take a pause and listen to the nephew run that
Speaker 12: prank back.
Speaker 1: Right after this.
Speaker 12: You're listening Steve Hardy Morning Show. It is time now
Speaker 12: for the nephew to run that prank back.
Speaker 1: What you got for its nest?
Speaker 6: You sent my wife pitch. Let's go keddem ok. Let's
Speaker 6: got you, said my wife. Now I speak the treble.
Speaker 6: Hey man, you've been seeing pictures of are your damn stomach?
Speaker 6: To my wife phone?
Speaker 2: Well?
Speaker 1: Hey man, have y'all.
Speaker 6: Been sending pictures of your muscles on your stomach.
Speaker 1: To my wife phone?
Speaker 2: Hey?
Speaker 13: What the hell is calling this?
Speaker 1: This fish?
Speaker 2: Right here?
Speaker 6: Who this fisher man? My name is Fisher, but they
Speaker 6: call me fish? What I want to know from you?
Speaker 6: Have you been sending pictures of your stomach to my
Speaker 6: wife phone?
Speaker 8: Man?
Speaker 13: I don't know dad you're talking about play boy? Don't
Speaker 13: call me with this about am I.
Speaker 2: Pictures ain't none of you.
Speaker 1: It is my business. That's my wife. Can you say this?
Speaker 13: You knowing you must ain't got you must ain't ripped
Speaker 13: up like me or something you worried about it?
Speaker 2: Send? Hey man, get you some business.
Speaker 13: I'm tming.
Speaker 6: I got some business. My business is my wife, man.
Speaker 6: And if you say it, let me tell you something.
Speaker 6: I'm gonna tell you right now when I find you.
Speaker 6: If the same muscles that's on her phone is up
Speaker 6: underneath your shape, I'm whooping your.
Speaker 13: I ain't hard to find play boy. You can find
Speaker 13: me and if I am sent pictures to your wife,
Speaker 13: she must like it. Play boy, Hey.
Speaker 2: Man, he let me tell you.
Speaker 6: No, you're being disrespectful, is what you're doing.
Speaker 1: You understand me.
Speaker 6: You've been.
Speaker 13: You've been a little calling me on the phone with you.
Speaker 13: Better check somebody else about this here for I had
Speaker 13: your wife rubbing on my stomach.
Speaker 1: Hey man, who you?
Speaker 2: Hey?
Speaker 1: See who you calling?
Speaker 2: Man?
Speaker 1: Who do you think you are?
Speaker 13: Hey?
Speaker 2: Hey? Who you think you?
Speaker 1: Let me tell you something?
Speaker 13: Okay, tell us take time my phone about a picture?
Speaker 1: That's because them?
Speaker 6: If I find out them your muscle on my what what?
Speaker 13: Obviously you found my phone number, so I guess you
Speaker 13: can find me?
Speaker 2: Oh boy, ain't you?
Speaker 1: How about this?
Speaker 2: Here?
Speaker 1: Where are you?
Speaker 13: Let's get'm hey? Ask your wife where I'm mit?
Speaker 2: Where she is? My wife is at work right now
Speaker 2: if you think so?
Speaker 13: How you say she got them on? Boy?
Speaker 6: Hey man, I tell you what when I find when
Speaker 6: I find you a little.
Speaker 13: Disrespectful, ask your wife where I'm at?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 13: That was the new boy open, Oh it's security. You
Speaker 13: must not be ripped up like me.
Speaker 6: He man, Hey, hey, hey, I got I got muscles.
Speaker 1: On my stomach.
Speaker 13: I got right now to get these get this stomma
Speaker 13: right for your wife.
Speaker 6: Hey, man, let me tell you something. Man, that's all right,
Speaker 6: that's all right. How about this here.
Speaker 1: I know who your wife feels, now, that's all right.
Speaker 13: I know who she in here too.
Speaker 6: Okay, well, that's all right, and I'll be calling her.
Speaker 6: I'm calling her letting her know what's going on.
Speaker 13: Take this out. She liked my stomach too, Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 13: you like that.
Speaker 6: No, No, I'll tell you what. I tell you what
Speaker 6: she don't like it. When I get to hugle, I'm
Speaker 6: gonna let your wife know what's going on around here.
Speaker 13: Say, man, you don't know nothing about my wife. My
Speaker 13: wife and your wife might be rubbing together home white.
Speaker 13: You don't know nothing about my business.
Speaker 6: Ay man, you ain't finna be disrespectful to me. Man,
Speaker 6: I done told you once come see me on what
Speaker 6: I will see. I already asked you once.
Speaker 1: Where are you.
Speaker 13: I'm gonna raise up my shirt so you can see
Speaker 13: this rip up sixth Pact that your wife like.
Speaker 1: Yeah all right, okay, okay, it's just a matter of time.
Speaker 13: Then you better go chick your wife and don't be
Speaker 13: calling across man.
Speaker 6: Okay, Well, I'll tell you what I'm gonna call aa.
Speaker 6: That's that's what I'm going to call a Yana baby
Speaker 6: say what yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1: And slows you down. Now, yeah, I'm calling your wife.
Speaker 13: I'm calling up here. We can get it on the
Speaker 13: freeway and then and then I call your wife and
Speaker 13: get on my way.
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, I'm gonna tell you this here right now.
Speaker 13: What I need is tell me what if you want
Speaker 13: to tell me say, I'm telling you right now, Pump,
Speaker 13: where you at? How many fuller throwing home? That's where
Speaker 13: I'm at?
Speaker 2: Now?
Speaker 13: You got my wife name? I want to know your name.
Speaker 13: They called your fish or kicking the well, they call you.
Speaker 13: You can meet me wherever you want to on what
Speaker 13: and we just said this ain't no pa feel to me.
Speaker 13: I deal with punk chump like you every day.
Speaker 6: Okay, okay, not a problem, not a problem.
Speaker 1: I'll be right.
Speaker 13: How long you gonna be that, I'm gonna be that
Speaker 13: to your pump?
Speaker 1: It is okay?
Speaker 6: You look at I want you to take my my
Speaker 6: name down so you'll know who you're waiting on.
Speaker 13: You got your uh you said your name was chicken
Speaker 13: or something like.
Speaker 1: Do you have a pin?
Speaker 13: I don't need no pin.
Speaker 1: Punk Okay, do you want to know who this is?
Speaker 13: You gonna tell me who you was?
Speaker 2: Homeboy?
Speaker 1: I ain't told you my full name, chump.
Speaker 13: I don't need to know your name. You got my number?
Speaker 13: Calling me? Was about a chat too, of stomach or something.
Speaker 6: It's muscles, it's it's muscles of your stomach on my wife?
Speaker 1: Thump.
Speaker 13: Did you look the other pictures?
Speaker 1: How many sit ups do you be doing?
Speaker 13: Did you look at the other pictures?
Speaker 1: What other well?
Speaker 6: Okay, hey, hey man, hey man, I'm not finna be
Speaker 6: playing with you by my wife.
Speaker 13: Man, I ain't playable too. I'm playing with to why.
Speaker 6: Okay, I'm gonna tell you something about your wife. I'm
Speaker 6: gonna tell you something about your wife that you don't know.
Speaker 13: If I don't know it, don't nobody else know it?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 1: I know it me and I know it when I
Speaker 1: just got off the phone with her. You want to know?
Speaker 6: You want me tell you what your wife told me?
Speaker 2: Man, say what you have to say.
Speaker 6: I'm gonna say this right here. I'm gonna say this.
Speaker 7: Punk.
Speaker 6: This his nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
Speaker 6: Your wife a Yanna got me the prank phone? Your
Speaker 6: ignorant man, How stupid are you?
Speaker 7: Hello?
Speaker 6: This nephew, Tommy man from the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
Speaker 6: Your wife got me the prank phone call?
Speaker 2: You do you?
Speaker 1: Damn you?
Speaker 6: You are more ignorant than me. Yeah, poor God, Hey, trouble.
Speaker 6: I got ask you this bad answer this question for me?
Speaker 6: What is what is the baddest that I mean, the
Speaker 6: baddest radio show in the.
Speaker 13: Leg the only one with new.
Speaker 2: Boy. I'll tell you that.
Speaker 1: Oh man, all.
Speaker 6: Right, trail man, you'll be easy man, go.
Speaker 1: Light on, y'all.
Speaker 13: All right, I'm all Steve, I don't need to talk
Speaker 13: about it.
Speaker 1: No, no, you know, no, praise and worship. Be good.
Speaker 6: I'll be back in another I'll be a little bit
Speaker 6: more stupid, a little bit more crazy.
Speaker 2: I got it for you.
Speaker 6: So don't sweat it. Stupid is here, Okay, you know
Speaker 6: what you have to not worry about this stupid being here.
Speaker 6: Stupid gonna be here here, Marney, So so don't don't
Speaker 6: worry yourself now.
Speaker 1: Stupid. All right, nephew, thank you.
Speaker 12: Coming up next, it is ask the clo our chief
Speaker 12: love Officer, Steve Harvey. You're listening Harvey Morning Show. Coming
Speaker 12: up at the top, of the Hour and entertainment news.
Speaker 12: Arcus Jordan wants his father Michael Jordan, to be his
Speaker 12: best man when he marries Larsa Pippen.
Speaker 1: Tina Knowles yet, uh huh uh, we'll talk about it.
Speaker 12: Tina Knowles clarifies her statement that Beyonce is mean backstage.
Speaker 12: And on a serious note, Migo's wrapper Quavo stepped up
Speaker 12: his advocacy against gun violence one year after his nephew
Speaker 12: Takeoff's death. We'll talk about all of these stories at
Speaker 12: the top of the hour, but right now it is
Speaker 12: time to ask the clo. This one's from Thesia in Omaha.
Speaker 12: Theja says, my boyfriend and I have been dating for
Speaker 12: a few months and he's a great guy with childish ways.
Speaker 12: He loves to pass gas in bed and pulls the cover.
Speaker 1: Over my head. I told him to get out and
Speaker 1: go sleep on the couch.
Speaker 12: He said I was being too dramatic, but I think
Speaker 12: that's so disrespectful.
Speaker 1: Did I overreact or is he too childish?
Speaker 7: He is definitely too childish. Yeah, other perfect reactual. Don't
Speaker 7: nobody want the dog stop playing like that? Who plays
Speaker 7: like that? And if this is your woman, this ain't
Speaker 7: your buddy, you do that stuff when you're eight years
Speaker 7: old at a sleepover at your friend's house. You don't
Speaker 7: do that with no grown woman, man, potential mother of
Speaker 7: your children.
Speaker 1: Just women. Don't nobody want to sit there with no
Speaker 1: ignorant ass man like that. He ain't that great of
Speaker 1: a guy. By the way, You don't need him, man,
Speaker 1: You your man is a great guy. Your day. He's stupid. No,
Speaker 1: for real, for real, you can meet a great guy.
Speaker 1: But if he's stupid.
Speaker 11: Though.
Speaker 7: See now, now I understand something about stupidity. It's not
Speaker 7: contained to one thing. See you, he does this at night,
Speaker 7: he gonna do something in daytime too. Now I want
Speaker 7: that type of No, it's never you just ain't stupid
Speaker 7: and thing.
Speaker 12: Wow, okay, all right, well, moving on to Sylvia and Milwaukee.
Speaker 12: Sylvia says my son's daycare teacher told me that my
Speaker 12: son has a little blonde girl that.
Speaker 1: He's that's his bestie at school.
Speaker 12: They warned me that the girl's mother doesn't like it,
Speaker 12: and she wants to move her daughter to another class.
Speaker 1: Should I address this with the parents?
Speaker 2: Wow?
Speaker 1: No, no, what you fit in the address? She don't
Speaker 1: like the racism.
Speaker 7: Your little your little blond haired girl is white, your
Speaker 7: boy is black. The white mama don't like it. Ain't
Speaker 7: gonna move her white baby away from the black boy.
Speaker 7: This ain't new.
Speaker 2: This, this is this is this is not new.
Speaker 7: Yeah, and she's teaching it, and yeah, it ain't nothing
Speaker 7: to address with the mama. Let the mama move her
Speaker 7: damn baby. Now, go in and have a conversation with
Speaker 7: your son because he gonna want to know why. Now
Speaker 7: you could lie to him and tell him, well, you
Speaker 7: know she wanted to be in a different room. You know,
Speaker 7: they depends on how, but then they take care. So yeah, yeah,
Speaker 7: you can't have this conversations.
Speaker 1: Behind. Listen to me.
Speaker 7: White folk don't like you, they fit start I like
Speaker 7: you will get used to that now, making all.
Speaker 1: Your justness go after that.
Speaker 7: That's conversation Slick Harvey had with Steve Harvey a child
Speaker 7: growing up in segregation.
Speaker 1: Now, that's what we've had. That conversation.
Speaker 7: It might not be the conversation of twenty twenty three
Speaker 7: or twenty four, but in nineteen sixty four, that conversation
Speaker 7: with my daddy was real, and you know what, he
Speaker 7: was not lying. But you can't have that.
Speaker 1: So it just deal with it. Just let the lady
Speaker 1: move her little baby. That's he's gonna see her at recess.
Speaker 1: He gonna run into the little girlly the end, so
Speaker 1: it don't matter. He gonna see her. I hope they
Speaker 1: up getting married one day, and I got to do it. Yeah,
Speaker 1: all right.
Speaker 12: Moving on to Lauran and Gary, Lauran writes, my wife
Speaker 12: and I went to get massages and I got a
Speaker 12: female to do my massage, and she did too. She
Speaker 12: booked a male for me, but I changed it when
Speaker 12: we checked in. I thought my wife heard me change
Speaker 12: it and it was no big deal. Why is she
Speaker 12: so upset over it?
Speaker 7: I have no idea why she upset about it? But
Speaker 7: ain't no man rubbing me? So me just gonna be upset. Yeah,
Speaker 7: we're not doing that, But I'm all right made him
Speaker 7: that's wrong? Sure he not touching me? Rub in my
Speaker 7: ass with your hand?
Speaker 1: Dog? Where are we going with this?
Speaker 7: Hell?
Speaker 1: What's that? It was hard to do rubs on my glue?
Speaker 1: We ain't gonna do that professional. I don't give a damn.
Speaker 1: So am I? So am? I?
Speaker 7: That ain't my thing. It ain't finna be my thing.
Speaker 7: You ain't finna be back there? I don't want to
Speaker 7: hear no noises. I want to hear what you think.
Speaker 7: I want you to ask me, do you like it?
Speaker 1: Right there? Don't ask no. I ain't no man rubbing me,
Speaker 1: no deep tissue. That's just me. Huh, we ain't getting
Speaker 1: tell you can't hand me no tarlet tissue. Really, I
Speaker 1: don't want to do, you know, man like when I'm
Speaker 1: at working stuff like that, be bringing me.
Speaker 2: You know I don't.
Speaker 7: I don't like men bringing me.
Speaker 1: Food, coffee. The only person can bring me coffee on
Speaker 1: the set that's a man.
Speaker 7: Is my son?
Speaker 1: Other than that man? Is it a lady somewhere?
Speaker 12: What?
Speaker 2: What?
Speaker 7: I don't like men doing certain things. That's I like
Speaker 7: women doing most things. Let me rub your and not
Speaker 7: in the service role. But I like the flavor that
Speaker 7: women bring. Women bring stuff. It be nice if they clean,
Speaker 7: they say, here you go, thank you? Can I get
Speaker 7: you anything else?
Speaker 1: I don't like guy? What does a guy do with
Speaker 1: a dog?
Speaker 8: Here?
Speaker 1: It is here go dog? Draw some sugar in that
Speaker 1: hold on dog? See I hear too much with that?
Speaker 11: What Junior's go? We're going to say I bring you
Speaker 11: a fourth? You knocked the fork out my hand.
Speaker 1: Let me bring you the fourth God? What did you
Speaker 1: bring me a fork for your hands?
Speaker 7: I bet you're not, no, and I won't eat. But
Speaker 7: see I know how Junior picked the fork up. See
Speaker 7: women get a napkin. Reach in there, picked the plastic
Speaker 7: fork up. Junior stuff his bad hand in there, grabbed
Speaker 7: the fork, then got it on the right end and
Speaker 7: handed it to me.
Speaker 1: He hate, and I said, Junior quit bringing me stuff.
Speaker 1: All right, We're moving on, sir.
Speaker 12: Last one, Steve Marcus and Rancho Cucamonga says, I'm fifty
Speaker 12: eight years old and I've never been married. I have
Speaker 12: three grown children that live with me, and I think
Speaker 12: it's a turnoff for the women I meet. I am
Speaker 12: big on family and I have three grandchildren in the house.
Speaker 12: Our setup works fine, so I would hate for them
Speaker 12: to move. Do you think my family is the reason
Speaker 12: I'm single?
Speaker 1: Dog?
Speaker 7: If you're so big on family, who are your family? Well, see,
Speaker 7: you can't say one thing because that's not what he says.
Speaker 7: It doesn't say you big on family. What this says
Speaker 7: is you make children out of wear it life. That's
Speaker 7: all that says. Because you've never been married before and
Speaker 7: you fifty eight, you don't look like a good catch
Speaker 7: at all.
Speaker 1: Just know how to make baby, not on paper. Uh uh,
Speaker 1: all right, thank you, thank you.
Speaker 6: Clo.
Speaker 1: Coming up at the top of the hour, we'll have
Speaker 1: some entertainment news for a year right after this.
Speaker 9: You're listening Hard Morning Show.
Speaker 12: It's been one year since a tragic killing of Mingo's
Speaker 12: rapper Takeoff, outside a Houston bowling alley over a dice game.
Speaker 12: Takeoff's uncle, Quavo, witnessed his nephew's killing, and through his pain,
Speaker 12: Quevo found his purpose as a vocal advocate against gun violence.
Speaker 12: Back in September, Quavo met privately with some powerful political figures,
Speaker 12: including Vice President Kamala Harris, then later spoke on a
Speaker 12: panel about combating.
Speaker 1: The issue during the Congressional Black Caucus.
Speaker 12: He said, quote, we need to do better with the
Speaker 12: control of guns, and we need to figure out how
Speaker 12: do we keep these types of incidents from happening to
Speaker 12: people going anywhere and thinking they can hurt somebody where
Speaker 12: it shouldn't happen. Last year, Quevo and his family launched
Speaker 12: the Rocket Foundation in honor of Takeoff, and he committed
Speaker 12: two million dollars to invest in community violence intervention.
Speaker 9: Good for him.
Speaker 4: Good Yeah, doing that, yeah, doing something, yes, yeah, and
Speaker 4: going to the top, going to powerful people.
Speaker 1: That's that's good news. Maybe some laws would get changed.
Speaker 1: Let's pray for that. Yeah, right, somebody doing something, all right.
Speaker 1: I thing to jump off in Houston was just senseless, man, Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'll take off some murder. I was hold Oh my god,
Speaker 1: absolutely absolutely all right.
Speaker 12: We're gonna switch gears here, guys and other entertainment news.
Speaker 12: According to baller Alert, Marcus Jordan is ready to marry
Speaker 12: his girlfriend Larsa Pippen. During a recent podcast interview, Marcus
Speaker 12: said the wedding is indeed happening and he wants his dad,
Speaker 12: Michael Jordan, to be his best man. Marcus said, quote, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 12: he said, yeah. You know, look, I was the best
Speaker 12: man at his wedding and the best man at my
Speaker 12: brother's wedding, so obviously we'll keep that tradition.
Speaker 1: End quote.
Speaker 12: Marcus and Larsa have not confirmed if their wedding will
Speaker 12: be televised. Since Larsa is a cast member on the
Speaker 12: Real Housewives of Miami. We all know that Larsa, of course,
Speaker 12: is Michael Jordan's ex teammate. Scottie Pippen's ex wife and
Speaker 12: he wants his dad, Michael Jordan, to be the best man.
Speaker 1: Won't be there.
Speaker 7: Scottie gonna what Scotty gonna take them plats out his head.
Speaker 7: He gonna sit there for they're getting murdered, not taking them.
Speaker 7: He's just gonna be taking them plants out of his
Speaker 7: head the whole time.
Speaker 1: And he ain't gonna know what to do at the wedding.
Speaker 1: He's gonna be in the back of the word and
Speaker 1: taking them plants out there. He's not invited. What is
Speaker 1: gonna be on TV? Because she wanted Real Housewives in Miami.
Speaker 1: So he gonna Scotty just taking their flats on his head.
Speaker 11: During the ceremony, he's taking a pleas.
Speaker 1: What is Scotty doing?
Speaker 7: They help him, Scotty and then that end that be tangled.
Speaker 7: You try to get your fingernails to pull it. Yeah,
Speaker 7: so you get that little ball and just throw it away,
Speaker 7: get on back to twisting.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Well, her kids, their kids, Scottie and Larcess kids will
Speaker 4: probably be in the Yeah, they'll be there. Yeah, man,
Speaker 4: come on, Scotty said, yeah, he said that was the
Speaker 4: last the last dance.
Speaker 7: He said, I was as good as player as Michael
Speaker 7: Jordan's boy. They did that mean when that little boy
Speaker 7: looked at him like that, and then that black and
Speaker 7: then the black lady said, that's.
Speaker 1: A funny, that's all right.
Speaker 12: Entertainment news Tina Knowles recently appeared on the Halloween episode
Speaker 12: of The Sherry Show. She stated on there that her
Speaker 12: daughter Beyonce, can be mean backstage when it comes to
Speaker 12: changing clothes and getting ready to come back out on stage. However,
Speaker 12: Uh Tina recently posted a statement on social media saying
Speaker 12: to clarify comments. You know I'm going to get in
Speaker 12: trouble when she sees this, so I would just clarify
Speaker 12: that she is not the only one fussing.
Speaker 9: We all are.
Speaker 12: But quick change is not a place for people with
Speaker 12: sensitive temperament. You have to be against that's according to
Speaker 12: Miss Tina.
Speaker 1: She got to clean it up because my daughter, I
Speaker 1: got mad at talking about one.
Speaker 3: Stop.
Speaker 1: People got forty five seconds to get this all get.
Speaker 7: So, so steve back in this little tight suit. I
Speaker 7: need everybody get your hands where they suposed to be.
Speaker 12: So I know you guys don't change clothes, you guys comedians,
Speaker 12: but are you cool backstage?
Speaker 1: What's survived. Like backstage when you guys.
Speaker 7: Got on the outfits and stuff, would you say, Steve,
Speaker 7: Tommy got all them the outfens and stuff.
Speaker 6: I don't like when it's a bunch of people backstage
Speaker 6: that's just standing around and don't need to be there.
Speaker 1: Off off, No, no, I'm not going off, but I
Speaker 1: would definitely have to promote. Hey man, you got you
Speaker 1: got thirty people back here?
Speaker 2: Dog?
Speaker 1: What they do?
Speaker 2: What they do?
Speaker 1: I hate it. I hated that.
Speaker 7: I'll show you that I don't like people. I don't
Speaker 7: know before I go on. But like tom you can't
Speaker 7: Tommy can't have all the people any way because he
Speaker 7: back there trying to change clothes. How he gonna see them?
Speaker 7: Little last closed? Where is his clothes?
Speaker 2: You know what.
Speaker 1: That's there doing?
Speaker 10: That's gott I can't do that to That's not it.
Speaker 1: You tell me what he'd be doing there.
Speaker 10: Oh, he's just backstage.
Speaker 11: He just he's backstage. He has his own dressing room,
Speaker 11: fifty people with him.
Speaker 7: Hey dog, Hey dog, hey dog, Hey, look because you
Speaker 7: have a little rough ass day. You killing my damn
Speaker 7: jokes because you have rough ass days. Now you had
Speaker 7: to hear that. Hey, he just be backstage, don't you
Speaker 7: kill you better pick your little miserable ass uthing get
Speaker 7: in there in these damn jokes.
Speaker 1: You what you are able to do is be killing
Speaker 1: jokes with the kindness.
Speaker 13: All right.
Speaker 1: That's why me and Tommy be in your ass.
Speaker 12: When this time, you're gonna get a phone call see
Speaker 12: from our listeners.
Speaker 1: Coming up in twenty minutes after the hour, we'll play
Speaker 1: who on the show? Right after this you're listening.
Speaker 9: Morning show?
Speaker 12: All right, it is time to play our game who
Speaker 12: on the show? And I'm gonna ask you a series
Speaker 12: of questions, and you're going to answer who on the
Speaker 12: this morning show right here would most likely do?
Speaker 1: First of all, who is unhappy on the show?
Speaker 2: All right?
Speaker 1: Excuse me?
Speaker 12: First one, who on the show will pretend they didn't
Speaker 12: know the toilet rain was blocked?
Speaker 1: Steve, Steve, You've got to be kids, all right.
Speaker 12: Who on the show will fall off the stage during
Speaker 12: a live broadcast?
Speaker 1: Tommy off on the.
Speaker 10: Hud in Detroit, Mota City.
Speaker 1: I forget about this, right all right? All right?
Speaker 12: Here's one who on the show is most likely to
Speaker 12: scream or moan the loudest during sex.
Speaker 1: Making all the sign all them, all them animal animal sign. No, No,
Speaker 1: come on, daddy, alright, I could it could be doing.
Speaker 2: Time.
Speaker 1: Look at him today. Don't do that to me now,
Speaker 1: no sad ass today.
Speaker 12: Who on the show is most likely to be caught
Speaker 12: sleeping with their ex?
Speaker 1: I can shoot it ain't my our carl. That'd be
Speaker 1: I think Monica and Shirley. Oh no, not me that
Speaker 1: I haven't done.
Speaker 14: U.
Speaker 9: We're still friends.
Speaker 1: We speak, but that's as far as it goes. All right,
Speaker 1: y'all speak.
Speaker 12: We have a child who on the show is most
Speaker 12: likely to pee in the swimming pool instead of finding
Speaker 12: a bathroom?
Speaker 7: Steve, get out all his water, all right, gotta find
Speaker 7: some flip flop?
Speaker 1: All right?
Speaker 12: We're playing who on the show? Who on the show
Speaker 12: will sleep naked all the time? Tommy, everybody knows? Yeah, okay,
Speaker 12: Who on the show will most likely look inside of
Speaker 12: a medicine cabinet of a bathroom at a party?
Speaker 1: Call no Monica, no, because she'd be just rummaging.
Speaker 7: I should go through all the baskets that come to
Speaker 7: the job, everything just being that rummage.
Speaker 12: That's still on the show. For today, coming up in
Speaker 12: thirty four minutes after the hour, we'll check your voicemail
Speaker 12: Steve at age seven seven twenty nine.
Speaker 9: Steve.
Speaker 12: Right after this, you're listening Harvey Morning Show. It is
Speaker 12: time now to check Steve's voicemail. You can call him
Speaker 12: at eight seven seven twenty nine Steve leave a message
Speaker 12: for him.
Speaker 1: You might just hear your call on the air. You ready, Steve? Yep?
Speaker 12: This one's from Tiffany. Tiffany's from Buffalo. She left a
Speaker 12: message about yesterday's strawberry letter. It was from the wife
Speaker 12: who said her husband had an emergency cell phone that
Speaker 12: she didn't know about, and she thinks he's using it
Speaker 12: to communicate to his alleged mistress. He told her he
Speaker 12: lost his other cell phone during a stampede when a
Speaker 12: fight broke out between rival fraternities at a game. Here's
Speaker 12: here's Tiffany. Take a listen.
Speaker 7: Hey, Steve, this is Tiffany from Buffalo.
Speaker 14: I wanted to talk to you about the strawberry letter
Speaker 14: with the football guy and a stampede.
Speaker 1: Oh that was crazy.
Speaker 14: He could have solved everything by saying when she asked,
Speaker 14: whose phone did you use? If he had just said
Speaker 14: I don't know. I asked from random person at the
Speaker 14: game if I could use their phone to call my
Speaker 14: wife so I can get home. That's all he had
Speaker 14: to say. She wouldn't have asked to see a phone
Speaker 14: because he shouldn't have admitted that he had.
Speaker 9: A second phone.
Speaker 3: That was so stupid.
Speaker 13: And if she asked about the fight, he should have
Speaker 13: just told her, Oh, there was a fight.
Speaker 3: In my section.
Speaker 13: Maybe I made it out to be bigger than what
Speaker 13: it was because I was caught.
Speaker 2: Up in it.
Speaker 14: But yeah, that's how I lost my phone. Because there
Speaker 14: was a fight in my section and everybody pushing each
Speaker 14: other and to get away from it, I lost my phone.
Speaker 13: It would have been all over right then and there.
Speaker 1: He wouldn't had to explain anything else.
Speaker 14: It's so stupid, but that's all I wanted to tell you, say, Steve,
Speaker 14: love you guys.
Speaker 1: Bye, helps you lie. That's a woman that you want
Speaker 1: in your life that will help you out. Thank you
Speaker 1: each other.
Speaker 7: Appreciate women like that who actually ate in a bit.
Speaker 1: This one's from Big Chris from North Carolina.
Speaker 3: What's up, morning, crew, it's your boy, Big Chris calling
Speaker 3: from Shelby, North Carolina, thirty five miles with Charlotte, North Carolina.
Speaker 3: Put us on the map, big dog. I'm calling about
Speaker 3: the Peter woman that called hate no Steven tell me
Speaker 3: about getting on Junior. What she needed to do is
Speaker 3: take care of on them dogs in the background, just
Speaker 3: like Steve always saved. These are just jokes. If you
Speaker 3: don't like them, call back to mall. There'll be more.
Speaker 7: I'd like to Ris straight out of Shelby thirty five
Speaker 7: miles up outside of Charlotte, Man. I appreciate you, Big Chris.
Speaker 7: Chris sounds like Big Chris too. Appreciate everything you said
Speaker 7: about it, you know. And you know we got Junior.
Speaker 7: Junior have a little rough day to day. So he
Speaker 7: in here, you know, console and Tommy and and not
Speaker 7: willing to partake in the jokes, and he's gonna mess
Speaker 7: around and get a little ass toe and half mess
Speaker 7: around over here because you know I don't.
Speaker 1: I don't do mercy. That's not what I do. Yes,
Speaker 1: carl her, but.
Speaker 4: Is having a bad day, Steve, So you can't adjust
Speaker 4: and pull up a little bit and just.
Speaker 1: No, he goes hard.
Speaker 7: Now, you know how many times I have a bad
Speaker 7: day and I come to work anyway. What you're not
Speaker 7: finna do is come in here with a bad day
Speaker 7: and expect me to just adjust my attitude because you
Speaker 7: having a bad ass day over some stupid ass mess.
Speaker 1: You just said that you don't and when I done,
Speaker 1: tried to tell him.
Speaker 7: And then you know why Junior had a bad day
Speaker 7: because he took something I said in that to his wife.
Speaker 9: Steve, you're his mentor, Steve, you're his men.
Speaker 1: Not today you already say he looks up to you.
Speaker 1: He looks up to you. Okay, well let me help him.
Speaker 7: Then don't take nothing I say in there and say,
Speaker 7: Steve said, you got to go in there with information
Speaker 7: like this came to you, like this is a revelation
Speaker 7: you had.
Speaker 1: You don't go in there talking about Steve said, well,
Speaker 1: I've said that.
Speaker 10: Because you had said it.
Speaker 1: I don't know why. So you're still stupid. I don't
Speaker 1: like you. Yeah, that's what here. This is the time
Speaker 1: when you need to listen. That's exactly right now. Your
Speaker 1: wife probably don't even like me. I'll be damn, he
Speaker 1: turned against you. Wow, that's really cold. I ain't even
Speaker 1: think of that.
Speaker 2: Sick.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, so not so not family few, come on
Speaker 1: turn it. Coming up next, we'll hear from the nephew with.
Speaker 9: Today's You're Listening Hard Morning Show?
Speaker 12: Coming up at the top of the hour, right about
Speaker 12: four minutes after, it's my Strawberry letter for today, and
Speaker 12: the subject is.
Speaker 1: Why is his background blurred out?
Speaker 12: We'll get into that find out what that's all about
Speaker 12: in just a few because right now it is time
Speaker 12: for the nephew and today's prank phone call.
Speaker 1: What you got for his neph I got it.
Speaker 6: But first we're gonna check on Junior to make sure
Speaker 6: he already having a bad morning.
Speaker 10: Junior, You're good, I'm good man, I'm find out I'm married.
Speaker 1: May you're just not finding a man. Did you say
Speaker 1: I'm finding out I'm Mayor put that.
Speaker 10: Okayse say anything you want to say. Tommy in the
Speaker 10: marriage you can't do it.
Speaker 1: You think I don't know that you can't do that nowhere.
Speaker 1: Oh look, you've been listening to me. You can't do
Speaker 1: that any.
Speaker 11: Well, well i'll tell you right now. You the last
Speaker 11: person I need to break up.
Speaker 10: I went in there with what you said, and I
Speaker 10: got something else. That's what I found out.
Speaker 7: Well, what kind of stupid realization you done just came
Speaker 7: to I realized you can't.
Speaker 1: I can't say what I want to say. What I
Speaker 1: was gonna get better no.
Speaker 2: Sure.
Speaker 11: I went there and said, mister Harvey said, we're supposed
Speaker 11: to do it this point, and that's the last thing
Speaker 11: I heard.
Speaker 1: O Morning show, picture off the wall and everything. Yeah,
Speaker 1: she doesn't like you. See wow, changed this a lot
Speaker 1: in your phone to Broderick instead of.
Speaker 2: I did.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry.
Speaker 10: I'm trying to make it up for you. But every
Speaker 10: time I say, well, mister Harvey said he loved you, she.
Speaker 7: Won't hear that either.
Speaker 1: Because I haven't said that. Why would I say I
Speaker 1: love your wife?
Speaker 2: Dog?
Speaker 1: What's wrong with the line on Steve? Yeah, they don't
Speaker 1: even sound right. He say he love you? Talk?
Speaker 7: Why would you tell your wife that's wrong with you?
Speaker 7: Y'alla ass man, you ain't. I'm gonna tell you right now.
Speaker 7: You just listen to me as your man.
Speaker 1: Careful, Steve, careful now, no, no, bla, it's time. If
Speaker 1: you keep on like this, you ain't gonna make it.
Speaker 6: All right.
Speaker 1: So the prank is six to ten. Six to ten,
Speaker 1: that is the prank.
Speaker 2: Let's go get up, Hello along trying to be doing
Speaker 2: letrenda please?
Speaker 8: This Isnda?
Speaker 2: Who is uh? Can you work at the time with shop? Yes?
Speaker 2: I do?
Speaker 13: Who is this?
Speaker 2: Okay? Was you there. Did you work last Wednesday? Like
Speaker 2: from six to I guess six to close? Yeah?
Speaker 8: I work every Wednesday.
Speaker 13: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Who is this?
Speaker 2: My name is Ralph and I basically, uh, you know,
Speaker 2: looked around to try and get your phone them. I
Speaker 2: got a bit of a complaint.
Speaker 11: Rot.
Speaker 8: Wait wait wait wait wait, you calling me with a
Speaker 8: complaint on my cell phone?
Speaker 13: Who gave you my number?
Speaker 2: I've done the research to get your number, man, And
Speaker 2: what I'm calling you about is, while I was in
Speaker 2: there getting the sandwich and eating, I'm realizing that you
Speaker 2: came out of the bathroom without washing your hands, and
Speaker 2: which First of all, you.
Speaker 8: Need to be calling the corporate headquarters if you've got
Speaker 8: to complaint, or you call that eight hundred number on
Speaker 8: the back of your receipt. Don't be calling mysel phone.
Speaker 8: Whoever gave you gave you myself on I'm a whoop state.
Speaker 2: Hey, listen, listen. The problem is is that you're coming
Speaker 2: out not washing your hands.
Speaker 8: No, No, the problem I don't never come out and
Speaker 8: not wash my hands. First of all, I've been working
Speaker 8: there for three years. You be coming to me with
Speaker 8: no book that I ain't came out and I washed
Speaker 8: my hands.
Speaker 2: I guess you ain't been washing your hands for no
Speaker 2: three years and you're coming out, you know, unsanitizing this
Speaker 2: way you're treating people.
Speaker 8: Don't don't. First of all, don't be calling my phone
Speaker 8: talking behind it. I ain't washed my hands, like I said.
Speaker 8: I've been there three years. I've been employee at a
Speaker 8: month six times.
Speaker 13: Don't be coming to me with none of this book.
Speaker 2: I don't like how you employee of the month. You
Speaker 2: must be the nasty employee of the month because you're
Speaker 2: coming out you're not washing your hands all you scratch
Speaker 2: your head, you don't there, and you ain't putting gloves on.
Speaker 8: I always put gloves on my head, gloves on your ars.
Speaker 8: I don't know who the hell you think you are,
Speaker 8: But don't be calling my phone with this. You need
Speaker 8: to be calling headquarters if you gotta complaint.
Speaker 2: I tell you what I'm gona call headquarters. I'm coming
Speaker 2: at a mom to see if you're gonna be up
Speaker 2: in there with some gloves on, or you're gonna come
Speaker 2: out there out of the bathroom again with the same thing.
Speaker 8: Come on up there, I'm gonna be there from sixty cars,
Speaker 8: sixty calls, and I bet you if you come up
Speaker 8: there themorrow, I'm gonna make it sandwich y'all. You're gonna
Speaker 8: do what I'm gonna make it standwich y'all.
Speaker 2: Show who you think you talking to? Yo.
Speaker 8: You said your name was around right. Don't be coming
Speaker 8: on my phone with this.
Speaker 2: Hey, let me tell you something. All I'm saying that
Speaker 2: you is this right here. If I come up in
Speaker 2: there tomorrow and find out you ain't got them gloves
Speaker 2: on you at mess round, I get all right.
Speaker 8: You're gonna want my You're gonna want sixty ten. I'm
Speaker 8: gonna be up there from sixty ten and I ain't
Speaker 8: gonna call nobody. Ain't calling my brothers, my cousin, my
Speaker 8: uncles or nothing. I'm gonna whoop you by myself.
Speaker 2: Me. You're gonna you You're finna try to take on
Speaker 2: a man.
Speaker 8: I'm gonna whoop your by myself.
Speaker 13: That's what I said.
Speaker 2: You need to get your little nancy behind in the
Speaker 2: bathroom and wash your hands and keep going them. Put
Speaker 2: on your hand. You're gonna be coming with some people
Speaker 2: food like that.
Speaker 8: Bring your thrown up there six to ten. You know
Speaker 8: where I weren't six to ten, And I'm gonna walk yo.
Speaker 2: Who you think you talking to?
Speaker 8: I don't even know who you are, but I'm gonna
Speaker 8: know your tomorrow.
Speaker 13: I'm gonna know you tomorrow.
Speaker 8: Bring your throwing up there, Snakes to ten and I'm
Speaker 8: gonna walk yo.
Speaker 2: I'm coming up there tomorrow. Come out. I'm going up
Speaker 2: there tomorrow. Matter of fact, I'm gonna show you how
Speaker 2: to be sanitized. I'm gonna be with some gloves on.
Speaker 2: Do you hear me?
Speaker 8: You're gonna be my and you steady talking about whoop them?
Speaker 8: That's a little bring you up there and we don't
Speaker 8: see who's gonna get the well? What kind of man
Speaker 8: as you anyways? Be talking about fighting?
Speaker 2: A walk? You? A?
Speaker 1: You A?
Speaker 2: What what your tell me?
Speaker 3: See tee?
Speaker 4: Ask you?
Speaker 2: I'm coming up there to see you tomorrow. Is you?
Speaker 2: Is you gonna be ready when I get up there?
Speaker 13: What got.
Speaker 2: You?
Speaker 8: Anyway? You're gonna call up here talking about you're gonna
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Speaker 10: Now now I'm going I ain't on the one.
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Speaker 7: He upset, but he came into work this morning. Now
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Speaker 2: You know what?
Speaker 11: See y'all act like she ain't listening right now, y'all
Speaker 11: keep saying stuff. So when I get off, I got
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Speaker 1: That's what I did.
Speaker 11: You recited the closing remarks to your wife to my
Speaker 11: wife said stupid.
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Speaker 12: Thanking a few subject why is his background blurred out?
Speaker 12: Dear Stephen Shirley. I do activation sales and one of
Speaker 12: our ladies is on a maternity leave, so I have
Speaker 12: to cover her territory. I travel three days a week
Speaker 12: and my mother watches my four year old daughter. I've
Speaker 12: been married for almost four years, and we got married
Speaker 12: after we found out about the baby. I've always thought
Speaker 12: my husband wasn't just dating me when I got pregnant.
Speaker 12: The feeling that my man isn't just dating me, it
Speaker 12: isn't totally. My man has always bothered me, but I
Speaker 12: married him to give my child a two parent household.
Speaker 12: Since I started traveling, he told me that he's not
Speaker 12: confident enough to take care of our daughter by himself,
Speaker 12: so I don't leave her with him. We usually would
Speaker 12: FaceTime when I'm gone, but the last few trips when
Speaker 12: I FaceTime him, it's like I catch him off guard
Speaker 12: and his background is blurred out. If I ask him
Speaker 12: where he is, he says he's at home, but it
Speaker 12: doesn't look like it. There are colors all in the background,
Speaker 12: our walls not painted, and I have him put up artwork.
Speaker 12: I just got back from an overnight trip and I
Speaker 12: facetimed him when I got settled in my hotel room,
Speaker 12: and he texted me back and said the Wi Fi
Speaker 12: was tripping at our house, but he was on Facebook
Speaker 12: according to his online notification. Something isn't adding up, and
Speaker 12: I need to know where he is when I'm not home.
Speaker 12: It would be very embarrassing if he's with another woman
Speaker 12: and he's facetiming with me while she's next to him.
Speaker 12: I feel like I'm looking desperate to keep a husband.
Speaker 12: I don't want to question him about seeing someone else.
Speaker 12: Am I supposed to settle for his behavior? I think
Speaker 12: you know the answer to that. Of course you shouldn't settle.
Speaker 12: But you said you married him because of the baby.
Speaker 12: I mean you also said you always suspected you weren't
Speaker 12: the only woman in his life when you married him. Well,
Speaker 12: why didn't you ask him? Why did you just let
Speaker 12: that information, you know, just sit there and not know
Speaker 12: the truth. Why didn't you find before you got married?
Speaker 12: That could have eliminated a lot of what you're going
Speaker 12: through right now. You wanted your child to have a
Speaker 12: two parent household, but at what cost you both are
Speaker 12: suffering now, you and your child. Your daughter doesn't have
Speaker 12: the benefit of her dad around when you're gone because
Speaker 12: he says he's not confident enough to take care of her.
Speaker 12: And now he's ghosting and lying to you about where
Speaker 12: he is and what he's doing.
Speaker 1: This is just no way to live.
Speaker 12: You have doubts, you don't trust him. You're still afraid
Speaker 12: to ask him if he's seeing someone else. You will
Speaker 12: never be happy until you know the truth. And unless
Speaker 12: you ask him, you do look desperate staying in this
Speaker 12: marriage that your husband seems to be losing interest in Steve, we.
Speaker 7: Have a problem here. Why is his back background blurred out? Well,
Speaker 7: let me ask you a question, why is your vision
Speaker 7: blurred out? Because you can clearly see and most women can. Oftentimes,
Speaker 7: what a lot of people do is they blur out
Speaker 7: what they see so they don't have to see it.
Speaker 7: So the question is not why is his background blurred?
Speaker 7: Why is your vision blurred? You do activation sales, and
Speaker 7: one of your ladies on the maternity to leave, and
Speaker 7: you got to cover her territory, so you travel three
Speaker 7: days a week and your mother watches your four year
Speaker 7: old daughter. And you've been married for almost four years,
Speaker 7: and we got married after I found out that I
Speaker 7: was pregnant with the baby. I've always thought my husband
Speaker 7: wasn't just dating me when I got pregnant.
Speaker 1: Okay, right there, you said, I've always thought.
Speaker 7: My husband wasn't just dating me when I got pregnant.
Speaker 7: The feeling that my man isn't totally my.
Speaker 1: Man has always bothered me.
Speaker 7: So let me say this right here, This ain't nothing
Speaker 7: you got to figure out this is information you already know.
Speaker 1: You've known, You're not the only one. You've always known that.
Speaker 7: And guess what, you've always accepted it. You've always accepted.
Speaker 7: So this is information you've always known.
Speaker 1: So now why you're writing us? So then here we go.
Speaker 7: You then you say it, but I married him to
Speaker 7: give my child a two parent household. That's why you
Speaker 7: married him. Okay, so now you got it a two
Speaker 7: parent household. But I don't think you have the marriage
Speaker 7: you wanted because you married just to give the child
Speaker 7: a two parent household. Since I started traveling, he told
Speaker 7: me he's not confident enough to take care of our
Speaker 7: daughter by it, So I don't leave it with him. Well,
Speaker 7: usually with FaceTime when I'm gone, but the last few
Speaker 7: trips when I'm facetiming, it's like I catch him off
Speaker 7: guard and his.
Speaker 1: Background is blurred out.
Speaker 7: Yes, it's blurred. So now if I ask him where
Speaker 7: he is, he say he at home, But it don't
Speaker 7: look like it because there are colors all in the background.
Speaker 7: So oh, now I'm finn to really solve your problem
Speaker 7: for you, lady. Our walls are not painted and I
Speaker 7: haven't put up artwork. I just got back from an
Speaker 7: overnight trip and I FaceTime here when I got settled
Speaker 7: in my hotel room, and he text me back and
Speaker 7: said the Wi Fi was tripping.
Speaker 1: So now let's go back to this right here, it's
Speaker 1: colors all in the background.
Speaker 9: Yeah.
Speaker 1: So now wherever he at, it's called somebody is providing co.
Speaker 7: You got the dry and walls at the house. You
Speaker 7: ain't put a no damn artwork at the house.
Speaker 12: Hang on, Steve, we'll get part two of your response
Speaker 12: coming up at twenty three minutes after the hour. Today's
Speaker 12: Strawberry letter, subject why is his background blurred out?
Speaker 1: We'll get back into it right after this.
Speaker 9: You're listening hard Morning show.
Speaker 12: All right, Come on, Steve, let's recap today's strawberry letter.
Speaker 12: The subject is why is his background blurred out?
Speaker 7: I think we know the answer to this, and I
Speaker 7: think the lady that wrote the answer to the letter
Speaker 7: wrote the letter knows the answer to this. Why is
Speaker 7: his black background blurred out? The real question is why
Speaker 7: is your vision blurred out? Because you see exactly what
Speaker 7: we see that you wrote in the letter. You got
Speaker 7: a husband that you've always felt was not your man.
Speaker 7: You said that in the letter. You got married right
Speaker 7: after you found out about you was being pregnant, and
Speaker 7: then you said, I've always thought my husband wasn't just
Speaker 7: dating me.
Speaker 1: When I got pregnant. Okay.
Speaker 7: The feeling that my man isn't totally my man has
Speaker 7: always bothered me. Okay, but you've always tolerated it. You
Speaker 7: ain't bought that up. You ain't said no, hey, what's
Speaker 7: going on. You didn't do no research, you didn't snoop nothing.
Speaker 7: Then you married him anyway because you want a two
Speaker 7: parent household. Then you started traveling, and he told you
Speaker 7: he wasn't confident enough to take care of the kid
Speaker 7: by myself, so I.
Speaker 1: Don't leave it with him. We usually with FaceTime when
Speaker 1: I'm gone.
Speaker 7: But the last few trips I FaceTime is like I
Speaker 7: catch him off God and his background is blurried out.
Speaker 7: If I ask him where he is, he say, he
Speaker 7: at home, but it don't look like it because it's
Speaker 7: colors in the background. Our walls are not painted and
Speaker 7: I haven't put up artwork. Well, then he ain't at home.
Speaker 7: He's somewhere else with the background here over her house,
Speaker 7: with the colors, your ass, with these blad ass walls,
Speaker 7: ain't putting on art work up. You should have had
Speaker 7: your mama show you how to decorate. You probably wouldn't
Speaker 7: have this problem. But everybody don't like coming in the
Speaker 7: house with old white ass apartment walls.
Speaker 1: You ain't got no artwork on it. Don't nobody want
Speaker 1: that he over there with some color. Oom, she got decorations. Damn,
Speaker 1: that's nice. You thought of that by yourself.
Speaker 7: Yeah, baby, I love colors. I love like my house
Speaker 7: to feel like a home. You and that sitting up here,
Speaker 7: and got this man coming in the prison every day
Speaker 7: with these blad ass wall Even the inn might sell
Speaker 7: got picture on it. You ever looked at that prison show.
Speaker 7: They even hanging stuff on the wall in prison. You
Speaker 7: ain't got nothing on your wall. Look at caller zoom
Speaker 7: right there, got nice little chef with stuff on the back,
Speaker 7: you know, for a family and stuff. Look at Tom
Speaker 7: and Tom and Thomy even got stuff in his background,
Speaker 7: look like you know, Look at Shereley Shirre have got
Speaker 7: a nice little artwork behind her. Only people sitting up
Speaker 7: in here like this. You and junior.
Speaker 1: Us already having a bad day shopping. Steve, you gonna
Speaker 1: have a worse day.
Speaker 7: Go day We're not in here for you to do
Speaker 7: this right here, you sitting up here that junior at
Speaker 7: least Junior got a brand new house, and he done
Speaker 7: build his studio in that and he ain't worked on
Speaker 7: the chip, but he got a studio. The rest of
Speaker 7: the junior house probably got pictures somewhere just right now,
Speaker 7: see just right now, And his little studio room is
Speaker 7: just barren.
Speaker 1: Your man is over the girl house with the colors
Speaker 1: in it. You asked him where he was at.
Speaker 7: He said the Wi Fi tripping at the house, but
Speaker 7: he was on Facebook according to his online notification. Something
Speaker 7: ain't adding up, and I needed you know where he
Speaker 7: is when I'm not home. Well, you picked a fine
Speaker 7: time to finally start wondering about it four years later.
Speaker 7: Where is he at when you're not home? You then
Speaker 7: already said he ain't yours. You done already said he
Speaker 7: wasn't the only person dating. I would be very embarrassing
Speaker 7: if he's with another woman and he's facetiming me why
Speaker 7: she's next to him, That's why you.
Speaker 1: Would be embarrassed.
Speaker 7: You don't your vision so blood you don't see the embarrassment,
Speaker 7: And none of the rest of this story it'll be
Speaker 7: embarrassing if he facetiming me and she next to him. Wow,
Speaker 7: if she in the other room, what difference doing me?
Speaker 7: If he FaceTime you from somebody house, don't that make
Speaker 7: a difference?
Speaker 1: It should? I feel like I'm looking desperate to keep
Speaker 1: her husband? You are.
Speaker 7: I don't want to question him about seeing someone else? Okay,
Speaker 7: then don't you ain't done it in four years?
Speaker 1: Why do it now? You ain't questioned him.
Speaker 7: About seeing nobody else, So when he's seeing somebody else,
Speaker 7: he ain't got to answer no questions for it.
Speaker 1: Who got that deal? I want that deal?
Speaker 7: You mean to tell me I could go see somebody
Speaker 7: else and you ain't gonna question me about it?
Speaker 13: Girl?
Speaker 1: By who in that marriage? Who is in that marriage?
Speaker 7: We can't even come in our house and tell our
Speaker 7: wife nothing that one of us said on the radio
Speaker 7: without getting in trouble. Here we go, let to loan
Speaker 7: nothing else? You sitting your ass up in here? You
Speaker 7: though I think he's seeing something else, but I don't
Speaker 7: want to question him about it. Oh man, where is
Speaker 7: that deal that you have? Any sisters? Am I supposed
Speaker 7: to settle for his behavior?
Speaker 1: You are ready.
Speaker 7: And you've settled for four years and you've allowed him
Speaker 7: to tell you anything. Now he's telling you at home.
Speaker 7: He telling you here at the house. But it's all
Speaker 7: them colors in the background.
Speaker 1: You know good? Hell, well you ain't. You don't know
Speaker 1: how to decorate? All right? Thanks Steve. Post your comments.
Speaker 1: We got a pitch on the.
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Speaker 1: Downloaded today Sports Talk for you coming up with Junior.
Speaker 1: Right after this, you're.
Speaker 12: Listening Harvey Morning Show and it's signed up for Sports
Speaker 12: Talk with Junior.
Speaker 9: Junior.
Speaker 10: Well, let's just say congratulations to the Texas Rangers.
Speaker 1: They won the World Series.
Speaker 11: He's okay, come on, come on, go ahead, all right,
Speaker 11: tells yeah, they first won.
Speaker 10: They got you, they got we got two in Houston,
Speaker 10: but they got one. Yeah, yeah, I gotta hate yeah.
Speaker 5: It got it.
Speaker 7: We have to you know something, man, this is the
Speaker 7: first time that they wanted in November, Yes, sir, it is.
Speaker 7: It's kind of late. They're usually finished in October. This
Speaker 7: is the first time I can remember that it took
Speaker 7: to November.
Speaker 2: It did.
Speaker 1: They got it done.
Speaker 10: They got it over.
Speaker 1: Texas, Righteous World chance. Yeah, congratulations, congratulations Dallas. That one
Speaker 1: all right, Pipping, come on right there, it was up,
Speaker 1: he was up, Junior.
Speaker 7: I heard you wasn't feeling good today, so I'm gonna
Speaker 7: go light with you. I got it hanging down, Pimp,
Speaker 7: It's gonna be all right. Don't even worry about it.
Speaker 10: All right, Piper, let's go ahead and get the picking.
Speaker 7: Steve ain't gonna let up though.
Speaker 3: I let you know that.
Speaker 7: You Yeah, I know it.
Speaker 12: Man.
Speaker 7: I've been with him a long time. Hey boy, he's
Speaker 7: something else. Man. When he's once he did, he he rough.
Speaker 11: He's doing be today, Pippy, I got it, Titan Steeler's pippot,
Speaker 11: who you got?
Speaker 1: I'm going with the Titans, but I wasn't.
Speaker 2: Man.
Speaker 7: Let me just gonna tell the truth. Steelers gonna win
Speaker 7: this game.
Speaker 10: Quick play, okay, Dolphin Sheep, Pippy, Ooh.
Speaker 1: That's gonna be a good one. Man.
Speaker 7: It's gonna be Tyreek. It's going back to Arrowhead. Yeah,
Speaker 7: that's a hard one to call. Kansas City lost last week.
Speaker 7: I don't think they're gonna lose two in the road, though,
Speaker 7: I'm gonna have to go with Kansas City.
Speaker 10: Here we go, Seahawks, Raven Pippy, Ravens.
Speaker 11: Okay, Cardinals, Bears, Bears, Buccaneers, Texans, Pippy, come on, Texans,
Speaker 11: come on, Texans, Vikings, Falcons, Pi Vikings.
Speaker 7: I'm just being quick with it.
Speaker 10: Today, Okay, because Coats, Panthers pimping.
Speaker 7: I just told you, coach, you ain't listening. Giants going
Speaker 7: so bad you can't even hear who Giants, Raiders Man,
Speaker 7: Giants in the Raiders, Yeah, Raiders, Cowboys, Eagles, Pippin Ego.
Speaker 12: Go ahead, Charley, all right, thank you you and your
Speaker 12: thank you pimping. Coming up at the top of the hour,
Speaker 12: a guy on social media needs some advice Steve. He
Speaker 12: says his pop's overreacting to his kid's birthday gift to him.
Speaker 12: We'll talk about it right after this. You're listening hard
Speaker 12: morning show. All right, So Steve Dominic on Steve Harby FM. Right,
Speaker 12: my pop's birthday was yesterday and my son was so
Speaker 12: excited to give him a gift he picked out all
Speaker 12: by himself. Sadly, no one knew what the gift was,
Speaker 12: and it turned out to be a huge bust, and
Speaker 12: now my kid is crushed. My Pops is a huge
Speaker 12: Philadelphia Eagles fan, I mean a real diehard Eagles fan
Speaker 12: since day one. My son, who is six years old,
Speaker 12: wanted to get him a gift and wanted to pick
Speaker 12: it out all by himself, so I gave him ten
Speaker 12: bucks and let him keep it a surprise. My son
Speaker 12: knows dad likes football, so he got him a mug,
Speaker 12: a Dallas Cowboys mug because my kid thinks stars are cool.
Speaker 1: Well, Pops opened it and went off. Now my kid
Speaker 1: is crying and crushed still, and it's a day later.
Speaker 12: How do I get my pops to grow the heck
Speaker 12: up and realize it was just his grandson trying to
Speaker 12: do something nice and not someone taking a shot at
Speaker 12: his team.
Speaker 7: Wow, Wow, come on, it's your grandson, man, he's six six,
Speaker 7: he likes stars. He don't give a damn about football
Speaker 7: right now. He just bought it because it was a star.
Speaker 7: It was a surprise. Your old ass sitting up in
Speaker 7: here man like you stupid. Now you done crushed the
Speaker 7: six year old. It's your grandson. Man, crush the kids
Speaker 7: now one of your part gave to y'all can understand
Speaker 7: I know, but you know you can't bro that.
Speaker 1: That's five.
Speaker 7: Boy, that's nice right here, and just never used the cup,
Speaker 7: right yeah yeah, justus man, Thank you man, Yeah, give
Speaker 7: him a hug now, a little boy he crushed because
Speaker 7: he tried to do something nice for his pop.
Speaker 1: Man. You so ignorant, Hey man, you need to go
Speaker 1: to your daddy and go dad.
Speaker 7: I'm really surprised at you, man, that you wouldn't be
Speaker 7: the bigger man over a six year old boy. Now
Speaker 7: he crushed and devastated and all because you couldn't just
Speaker 7: take the little gift he gave you. He don't know
Speaker 7: nothing about the Cowboys and Eagles rivalry, he sits. Now,
Speaker 7: Damn Pop, you got to make him feel good about
Speaker 7: this because you got this little ball over here.
Speaker 1: Crush.
Speaker 9: Come on, Pop Pop.
Speaker 1: Popaul about the Eagles.
Speaker 12: That's terrible. That's terrible. All right, We're gonna move on.
Speaker 12: We have time for another one.
Speaker 1: Steve.
Speaker 12: This is from Marcus on Facebook FM. Marcus writes, after
Speaker 12: a year of dating, my girlfriend and I have decided
Speaker 12: to get married. We're extremely excited, but the wedding planning
Speaker 12: is starting to get on our nerves. Everyone and their
Speaker 12: mama seems to have a plan or a suggestion as
Speaker 12: to what they'd like to see our wedding be like.
Speaker 12: And the pressure is too much, man. Both my girl
Speaker 12: and I are getting it from both sides, and enough
Speaker 12: is enough. We've been talking about just eloping someplace and
Speaker 12: inviting people to a party when we get back, he says,
Speaker 12: Uncle Steve in the morning crew, who what's the downside
Speaker 12: of this planet? Know our families will be disappointed, but
Speaker 12: it's not about them, and I'm genuinely at the point
Speaker 12: of not caring.
Speaker 1: So he wants to know if you have any advice
Speaker 1: you want to, Steve.
Speaker 7: Here's the deal. This is the beginning test of what
Speaker 7: people face when it comes to marriage. You and your
Speaker 7: wife have got to decide to form a two handed circle,
Speaker 7: and you.
Speaker 1: Let no one in it.
Speaker 7: Children in laws, cousins, brothers, siblings, it don't matter friends. See,
Speaker 7: this is the beginning. This is Let this lets you
Speaker 7: know what happened. If you let people in your marriage,
Speaker 7: they gonna have an opinion without all the facts. And
Speaker 7: that's exactly what's happening here. I don't know why you
Speaker 7: all including people in it. You should just say this
Speaker 7: is the wedding we're having. Here are the invitations, and
Speaker 7: this is where it is. What you think don't matter,
Speaker 7: and that's just it. Now, the girl's mama gonna want
Speaker 7: to have some men. Put I understand that the girls mother,
Speaker 7: because it's like the mom feels like it's her daughter.
Speaker 1: Is her big bad you know?
Speaker 7: She happy for yeah, you know, but it's still the
Speaker 7: daughter's day. Yeah, so bro y'all can eat. Y'all can
Speaker 7: nip this in the bud now or but until you
Speaker 7: make it perfectly clear to them that they're not welcome
Speaker 7: into you all.
Speaker 1: Now, they're gonna continue this.
Speaker 12: They're going to continue doing it, trying to interfere and
Speaker 12: give suggestions and stuff.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we'd pressure them into doing it there.
Speaker 10: Well, I will be saying that today.
Speaker 12: All right, more of the Steve Harvey Morning Show coming
Speaker 12: up at about twenty minutes after the hour.
Speaker 9: Right after this, you're listening Harvey Morning Show.
Speaker 12: All right, put that Halloween candy down, listen to this.
Speaker 12: Kids reportedly consume between thirty five hundred and seven thousand
Speaker 12: calories of Halloween candy, but parents are also eating more
Speaker 12: candy than usual to burn off the three or four
Speaker 12: pounds of candy.
Speaker 1: Adults are eating after Halloween.
Speaker 12: Research says that research shows that they would need to
Speaker 12: spend about twelve hours walking, cycling or dancing, six hours
Speaker 12: running or swimming, or seventeen hours sweeping or vacuuming.
Speaker 1: Okay, that's a lot.
Speaker 12: Reese's peanut buttercups, which is a favorite candy. A one
Speaker 12: hundred and twenty five pound person would have to do
Speaker 12: about thirty minutes of weightlifting or other sports like volleyball
Speaker 12: and Steve.
Speaker 1: You love staying in shape. We talk about a lot
Speaker 1: with you.
Speaker 12: Any quick fitness tips to burn off the Halloween candy calories?
Speaker 7: Cold plurge wow, as she went out, cold water. Yeah, no,
Speaker 7: I'm recommending it today. Get your ass in that cold
Speaker 7: ass water. You won't even care if you fail to
Speaker 7: just be in there trying to survi.
Speaker 1: Oh man, Yeah, I've been knacking on a candy.
Speaker 4: Okay, I got it, oh Man, Snickers, Yeah, all of it, girl,
Speaker 4: I got all of it.
Speaker 1: Twigs, eminems and peanuts, the whole variety. Yees yep, kick cat.
Speaker 12: All right, coming up in thirty three minutes after the hour,
Speaker 12: we'll play around it. Would you rather right after this?
Speaker 12: You're listening Hardy Morning Show.
Speaker 1: It is time now for a round?
Speaker 12: Would you rather would you rather say fifty things you're
Speaker 12: thankful for? Or would you rather listen to someone else
Speaker 12: say fifty things they're thankful for?
Speaker 2: Hey?
Speaker 1: Okay, okay, hey, you want to say the fifty things?
Speaker 1: All right? Would you rather eat a burn?
Speaker 9: Thanks?
Speaker 12: Would you rather eat a burn Thanksgiving dinner? Or an
Speaker 12: undercooked Thanksgiving dinner? You want to you want it undercook?
Speaker 1: You don't do undercooked for sure. But you burn that
Speaker 1: turkey though. That's a dry piece of meat right there. Yeah, God, turkey.
Speaker 7: It has to have moisture in it because it ain't
Speaker 7: all right?
Speaker 1: Would you would you rather give.
Speaker 12: Up alcohol for the rest of your life or would
Speaker 12: you rather give up ice cream for the rest of
Speaker 12: your life?
Speaker 7: I'm giving up alcohol that yeah got I ain't got
Speaker 7: to hadle. You gotta have alcohol, junior ice cream?
Speaker 1: That happen? Oh yeah, that ain't the where you be active.
Speaker 1: That's a radio ass. You don't get in here? Will
Speaker 1: you ain't drink?
Speaker 2: You know what?
Speaker 10: Because you calls part of these problems too.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so you need to it up.
Speaker 7: That's why I'm telling you to take your ass in
Speaker 7: there and get a drum because at least when you're drunk,
Speaker 7: you can say I said it because I was drunk.
Speaker 7: Now you're talking clear minded, saying speak stuff.
Speaker 1: All right.
Speaker 12: Would you rather marry the hottest person in the world
Speaker 12: but not be able to have sex with them? Or
Speaker 12: would you rather marry an ugly person that you can
Speaker 12: have sex with all the time?
Speaker 1: We got the hottest one in the world and can't
Speaker 1: do no more, can't just look at him. I want
Speaker 1: that ugly woman. Then you're gonna you're gonna start looking
Speaker 1: real good to me. I'm considering what.
Speaker 7: Alright, I didn't have the ugly person before. It's with
Speaker 7: you a long time scall correct or.
Speaker 10: I'm gonna tell me I'm going ugly all the way?
Speaker 1: Yeah, but Steve, though you still well that's a scotty
Speaker 1: Yeah she ugly? No, God, yeah, she's ugly, but you
Speaker 1: can never exact her though you ready? All right? That's
Speaker 1: today's rounded. Would you rather coming up in today? Coming
Speaker 1: up in forty.
Speaker 12: Nine minutes after the hour, our last break of the day,
Speaker 12: and we'll close up.
Speaker 1: I want to go eat. Mean, we're not leaving the house.
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Speaker 1: All right, guys, here we are our last break of
Speaker 1: the day on this Thursday. Let's been it today?
Speaker 7: Sorry, or talk to Junior and my marks today. No,
Speaker 7: I'm your mentor. No, No, I'm your mentor. You don't
Speaker 7: tell me no. And I'm trying to help you, okay, for.
Speaker 10: Everything you've said so far has worked against me in
Speaker 10: this house.
Speaker 1: Well, I wasn't trying to help you. That boy heard
Speaker 1: it to the I was using you for jokes.
Speaker 7: Okay, go ahead.
Speaker 1: What's the problem with that?
Speaker 2: You know?
Speaker 11: Cause you know what I started off talking and I
Speaker 11: said my closing remarks today.
Speaker 10: When I said that, I.
Speaker 1: Knew it was going down here.
Speaker 10: I didn't know why.
Speaker 11: Yeah, because I tried to tell her my clothes remarks
Speaker 11: today and I said that that didn't work.
Speaker 4: Why would you just say that, I don't say this
Speaker 4: scenario where you just started off my closing remarks.
Speaker 10: Yeah, because I'm saying it.
Speaker 1: So it's like, what did you hear? What do you hear?
Speaker 8: What?
Speaker 1: The stupid person on the show asked.
Speaker 9: You tell me?
Speaker 1: Also said he's heading to the courtroom. Oh no, Junior.
Speaker 7: What I'm trying to help you understand is marriage is
Speaker 7: one of the biggest compromises you'll ever make because it
Speaker 7: is a continuous compromise. I don't know if you understand
Speaker 7: how many times you are going to be ever so
Speaker 7: right and just have to apologize for being wrong. So
Speaker 7: you hell yeah, oh dog, she'd be wrong like two
Speaker 7: left shoes, just as wrong as hell it logical, ain't
Speaker 7: made no damn sense, and be stuck on it.
Speaker 4: I just.
Speaker 1: I wouldn't drive. I'm scared to say you're right.
Speaker 10: You do the same thing.
Speaker 1: I just learned to shut up, go outside and.
Speaker 2: You just how go?
Speaker 1: Dog? I like that man? Yeah, you don't.
Speaker 7: If you don't like create, he's in your house. You
Speaker 7: have to be one of the person that creates the peace.
Speaker 1: It is just giving and time. Can I ask you?
Speaker 10: I can't be right ever, I'm right?
Speaker 1: Okay, you be right at the courthouse jr.
Speaker 7: You can be right to yourself as much as you want,
Speaker 7: But in the relationship you have to just let it
Speaker 7: go sometimes.
Speaker 1: And why because the room of marriage for a man
Speaker 1: is this.
Speaker 7: You have a choice. You can be happy or you
Speaker 7: can be right. That's the choice we face all the time.
Speaker 10: So who made that rule off? They were wrong the
Speaker 10: whole time, and you're.
Speaker 1: Gonna lose it all. You're gonna you're gonna lose your house,
Speaker 1: You're gonna you're gonna lose your You're gonna.
Speaker 2: Lose your thing.
Speaker 1: You care for. Why your hair falling out right now?
Speaker 7: Your hairline is steady heading back because it can't be
Speaker 7: up there by your mouth.
Speaker 1: That's what's wrong.
Speaker 7: Your hairline is trying to get away from the stupid
Speaker 7: stuff that's coming out your mouth.
Speaker 1: Your hairline is not receding, it's retreating.
Speaker 7: Because your hairline is trying to get it all away
Speaker 7: from your mouth as it can't because it can't believe
Speaker 7: the stupid stuff just coming out of it. And Junior,
Speaker 7: look at me and Tommy, we just saying so much
Speaker 7: stupid stuff. I hadn't just left the building. Yeah, our
Speaker 7: hair has said, you know what, we can't receive no more.
Speaker 1: Can I tell you something? It was a way, It
Speaker 1: was a time I was just brushing my neck. You know,
Speaker 1: you know what I'm saying. June, you down there, that
Speaker 1: can tell you.
Speaker 2: So you're saying this.
Speaker 1: You know she's listening right now, but are you listening?
Speaker 2: Dog?
Speaker 7: This ain't for her to hear this, For you to
Speaker 7: hear everything I'm saying, it will benefit her.
Speaker 1: But see it'll benefit you if you get it done.
Speaker 1: See you did not running talking about no my closing
Speaker 1: remarks that you need to run. Just do what I say.
Speaker 7: Yeah, take her radio at the car. You've had one
Speaker 7: of your boys steal it. You got a partner.
Speaker 11: Damn makes you just quote the closing remarks because I'm
Speaker 11: married Color, I'm trying to I'm trying to tell us.
Speaker 1: Something like, well, if you think if I go down
Speaker 1: there and tell Jackie, let me tell you something my
Speaker 1: clothing say like look at me, so damn about to
Speaker 1: ask you a question. What is it that you're trying
Speaker 1: to her?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: What is it that you're trying to tell her?
Speaker 10: You'll really want to know?
Speaker 1: Yes, all morning we've been wanting to know.
Speaker 10: Please Okay, well, you.
Speaker 11: Know, try to tell about how to be a man
Speaker 11: from the man this house and this is not working.
Speaker 11: You're the man in this house, I said my clothes
Speaker 11: Moss today. Is I'm the man this house? You understanding?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Yeah you are? But what what you want that
Speaker 1: to mean? See?
Speaker 7: She she know you the man at the house, but
Speaker 7: do you know she the woman of the house. Do
Speaker 7: you know that you all on a chess board? You
Speaker 7: are the king and she is the Queen. Have you
Speaker 7: ever played chess before, Junior? Do you know the most
Speaker 7: powerful peace on that board is the queen because it
Speaker 7: can move in any direction, Captures still move, slide, ain'tle whatever.
Speaker 7: You just as dumb as you wanna be, and obviously
Speaker 7: you've chosen this day to be your dumbest. Have a
Speaker 7: great day. Talk to God today. He would absolutely love
Speaker 7: to hear from you, because your wife probably don't.
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