Speaker 1: If anyone's try it all around the world, it's me Clover,
Speaker 1: And I know in this podcast we got people from everywhere.
Speaker 1: I've been to warm everywhere, Bangladesh, the Himalayas, even a
Speaker 1: Bali Jean. Thank you for listening.
Speaker 2: The show starts now. It's brooken Jeffrey in the morning,
Speaker 2: and a new survey came out saying that more than
Speaker 2: half of all adults think screaming is beneficial to your health.
Speaker 3: Oh. I was walking on with my daughter yesterday. I
Speaker 3: was like, do you just need to scream? Would that
Speaker 3: be fit? Would that feel good?
Speaker 4: Why?
Speaker 3: And she's like, Mom, there's people around. I'm like, well,
Speaker 3: sometimes it's just as good.
Speaker 4: Wow.
Speaker 2: Concerning yeah, especially when they're being dragged by their like
Speaker 2: an adult somewhere, you don't want to tell the child
Speaker 2: to scream.
Speaker 3: It's like instant stress relief. Come on.
Speaker 2: More than half of millennial say the louder they scream,
Speaker 2: the better they feel afterwards. Meanwhile, older adults don't necessarily
Speaker 2: agree with that idea. Most say that they don't like
Speaker 2: to scream loudly.
Speaker 3: Jeffy, I think you should give it a try. I
Speaker 3: think that it could really improve your life.
Speaker 5: I think I naturally scream all the time, and look
Speaker 5: how happy you are. I'm always like, oh yeah, I'm
Speaker 5: almost animated.
Speaker 2: Despite the relief, only ten percent of people say that
Speaker 2: they scream at least once a week.
Speaker 6: Oh.
Speaker 2: Women are more likely to scream out of fear. Meanwhile,
Speaker 2: men more likely to scream out of pain. They're a passion, Jeff,
Speaker 2: I could be one and the same. There have been
Speaker 2: studies though the show screaming provides long term mental health benefits.
Speaker 2: So just remember that guy that's sitting at the back
Speaker 2: of your bus, rocking back and forth, screaming that the
Speaker 2: end is near actually more mentally healthy than you are.
Speaker 3: Or the mom sitting out of school pickup. Okay, she
Speaker 3: is screaming in her car.
Speaker 5: Leave her alone, Lady, screaming and crying is so centered.
Speaker 2: Yeah, she has got to go. I wonder what effect
Speaker 2: the shot collar has on overall mental health.
Speaker 3: There's a lot of studies into shock therapy.
Speaker 5: If you want to.
Speaker 7: Actually got a room.
Speaker 2: Of well balanced Einstein's in here, so digital, Jake.
Speaker 8: Well, for months we've been doing the one and done shock.
Speaker 8: But you know what it's time for. We're putting it
Speaker 8: in a blender. We're not doing it today. Maybe we'll
Speaker 8: bring it back tomorrow, maybe not, who knows. But instead
Speaker 8: we're gonna shine a UV spotlight on the brightest, fakest
Speaker 8: tan in the studio, maybe even the whole state our own,
Speaker 8: Alexis far natural.
Speaker 2: You.
Speaker 8: Look like the sunset, Alexis. How do you feel about
Speaker 8: having all the attention on you right now?
Speaker 4: Well?
Speaker 8: It is good because the name of this game is
Speaker 8: called three Seconds with Alexis.
Speaker 4: Everyone at her.
Speaker 2: High school used to play this.
Speaker 8: We're gonna ask her the easiest trivia questions on earth,
Speaker 8: but beforehand, you'll each have to predict if she's gonna
Speaker 8: get it right or wrong?
Speaker 3: Do we get another question before we Well.
Speaker 8: Let me explain Brook. The only challenge Alexis will be facing.
Speaker 8: She only has three seconds to come up with the
Speaker 8: correct answer, so she's gotta be a quick thinker. Will
Speaker 8: you bet on her? Or will you not? It's three
Speaker 8: Seconds with Alexis. Wow. Our first competitor is Brook, Yeah, Brook, Alexis.
Speaker 8: Category for this question is the alphabet. Will Alexis get
Speaker 8: this simple question about the ABC's right or wrong? In
Speaker 8: three seconds?
Speaker 9: I have seen the eighth grade picture of her on
Speaker 9: the honor roll. Okay, I'm gonna say she's getting it right.
Speaker 8: Wow, I agree, brook says, alex Is gonna get this right? Okay, Alexis.
Speaker 8: The second I finished the question, the timer will start.
Speaker 8: If the foghorn hits before you say your answer, you
Speaker 8: forfeit the questions like an instant answer.
Speaker 2: Are you ready?
Speaker 3: I think so?
Speaker 5: Let's go.
Speaker 8: Name the letter that comes before M.
Speaker 4: We know.
Speaker 8: You had it, you lost it, Alexis. That was incorrect?
Speaker 9: And why have you been practicing seeing the alphabet backwards?
Speaker 3: Alexis?
Speaker 8: The letter that comes before M is L So, Brooke,
Speaker 8: you're getting shocked today for betting wrong on Alexisha.
Speaker 2: The alphabet her mortal enemy. Okay, Jesus.
Speaker 8: Colors that are red. We're going on to Jeffrey. Now,
Speaker 8: jeff your trivia category for Alexis is also the alphabet.
Speaker 8: Will she get it right or wrong?
Speaker 3: Question?
Speaker 2: I was gonna say yes, but after that, showing on
Speaker 2: Brooks answer, I'm gonna go with no, she's getting this.
Speaker 8: Saying no again, Alexis, you need to answer before the
Speaker 8: fog horn.
Speaker 3: I was good on timing. Yeah, ready ready?
Speaker 8: Yes, what letter comes before Q? I'm sorry. Not only
Speaker 8: was it a late answer, it was wrong wowabet tough battle,
Speaker 8: but Jeffrey, you got that right against Alexis, and Jeffrey
Speaker 8: is now safe.
Speaker 3: Ten years ago, a teacher on the phone, she.
Speaker 5: Was even confusing me. I'm starting to question the alphabet.
Speaker 8: All right, Finally we're onto Jose, Yes Hose. Your category
Speaker 8: for Alexis is nineteen forties United Nations General Assembly trivia.
Speaker 5: Thank god something I know she's an expert on Jose.
Speaker 8: Will she get it right or wrong? What are you
Speaker 8: betting on?
Speaker 2: I'm gonna say wrong.
Speaker 5: Do I have for a second?
Speaker 8: It take as much as you.
Speaker 5: I don't need time. I'm going right.
Speaker 8: All right, Alexis. Here's your question. Your time starts when
Speaker 8: I finish release get it right.
Speaker 5: I don't find a shock Alexis Alexis.
Speaker 8: The United Nations General Assembly adopted a historic document, Resolution
Speaker 8: two seventeen in Paris after its third session in nineteen
Speaker 8: forty eight. The document is regularly abbreviated to ud HR,
Speaker 8: which stands.
Speaker 3: For what is it? Universal Declaration of Human Rights?
Speaker 8: That's absolutely correct? Nineteen United Nations General Assembly of trivia
Speaker 8: is right up her alley. She got it right. Jose's
Speaker 8: dinty shock, Jeffrey safe and fruit skidding shock that was
Speaker 8: three seconds with Alexi happened.
Speaker 2: All the screaming when she got the wrong answers made
Speaker 2: her mentally healthy enough to get.
Speaker 3: That answer right.
Speaker 8: That was electric.
Speaker 3: I mean, you don't know c but you know that.
Speaker 2: God well, Jose and Brook are going to be getting
Speaker 2: shot because they predicted their Alexis questions wrong. Yes, and
Speaker 2: somebody wanted to hear Mambo number five by lou Bega.
Speaker 1: Monica in My Life, Erica by My Side, Alana.
Speaker 2: Mana Rinas did you throw?
Speaker 3: I was trying to change it.
Speaker 2: For aren't they a bunch of like booty calls girls? Okay,
Speaker 2: last congratulates a Right, that's your shock collar question.
Speaker 7: Of the day, freaking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 2: Let's just say it like it is.
Speaker 5: Okay.
Speaker 2: Women run the dating world, yep. Absolutely, they get more matches,
Speaker 2: they get asked out more, they get whined and dined
Speaker 2: and complimented on their behind and then what do they
Speaker 2: do when it's all over. They come home and go
Speaker 2: viral on TikTok, listing off everything cringey about the dudes
Speaker 2: that they just met. Ah, he was awful.
Speaker 3: Don't be cringey.
Speaker 2: So we can keep going viral.
Speaker 5: Yeah, exactly.
Speaker 2: Well, today we have a guy on the phone who
Speaker 2: said he had officially had enough of that and decided
Speaker 2: he's not going to get walked over anymore. He fully
Speaker 2: expects women are going to absolutely hate him now for
Speaker 2: what he does on first dates and has been doing
Speaker 2: for the last twenty that he's went on and he's
Speaker 2: not stopping anytime soon. You gonna hear it in a
Speaker 2: brand new mass speaker coming.
Speaker 3: Up, he.
Speaker 4: Confession, I can't take back el arms.
Speaker 2: Mouse speaker got a text seventy five ninety two that
Speaker 2: says my boss said my name wrong on my first
Speaker 2: day of work. Oh, I was too embarrassed to correct him.
Speaker 2: So it's been four years and everyone still calls me
Speaker 2: Stephanie when my name is actually Stella.
Speaker 3: Don't they have your paperwork for anything?
Speaker 2: Just call her Stephanie.
Speaker 3: That's so sad.
Speaker 2: On this segment, we're not going to ask for your
Speaker 2: real name because Brooke probably won't be able to remember
Speaker 2: it anyway, So we'll just let you make up a
Speaker 2: fake one to keep your identity totally anonymous while you
Speaker 2: tell us your confessions right here on the mask.
Speaker 9: That's right, Jerry, you tell us, Yeah, We've got a
Speaker 9: guy who wants to go by Nick today.
Speaker 2: So Nick, welcome to the show.
Speaker 4: He having me.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you're welcome, Nick. Who's a safe place for you?
Speaker 8: Man?
Speaker 3: How are you feeling?
Speaker 4: I'm feeling pretty dear. I don't know how you're going
Speaker 4: to be feeling about me in about a minute here.
Speaker 2: Well, that's exciting.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm excited.
Speaker 2: I want to hear it.
Speaker 5: Well, excited to hate you.
Speaker 2: I can't wait.
Speaker 5: I can't wait.
Speaker 2: You are the mass speaker, the voice changer is on
Speaker 2: whenever you're ready. Let's hear your confession.
Speaker 4: All right, Well, I haven't paid for a first date
Speaker 4: in almost a year.
Speaker 9: Now, Wow, you're hot, He's like, I know, I actually
Speaker 9: don't go on dates.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, smart your hands, and then you are? You
Speaker 2: are going on dates?
Speaker 4: Yeah, I've been on at least like twenty twenty five
Speaker 4: first dates this year.
Speaker 9: I don't think that's a brag when you're not I mean,
Speaker 9: but you're not paying. Well you're not getting second dates though, But.
Speaker 2: Doesn't you want second Yeah you don't know. Tell us more.
Speaker 2: How do you get through this without paying?
Speaker 4: It's actually pretty easy at the end of the night
Speaker 4: when the bill comes.
Speaker 3: Yeah, the girl.
Speaker 4: Always looks at me, gives me that expective look like
Speaker 4: she wants me pick it up, and it's out of
Speaker 4: my nerves. And about a year ago he decided, you
Speaker 4: know what, I'm not going to do it.
Speaker 2: Wait what?
Speaker 3: Okay, So this is why the second dates don't happen.
Speaker 5: I don't know people like me. I'd love to pay
Speaker 5: for somebody on the first day.
Speaker 2: You take it as an insult.
Speaker 9: I feel like the rules should always be whoever does
Speaker 9: the asking out is the one that has to pay.
Speaker 3: I like, because you're the one that's proposing to day
Speaker 3: the place because you know how much it costs or whatever.
Speaker 2: True, But so usually it's the guy doing the asking out.
Speaker 2: Agree Like, I would say eighty percent of the time
Speaker 2: it's the guy. So you're saying eighty percent of the
Speaker 2: time men should be paying the bill.
Speaker 9: They want to go out with me, and they asked,
Speaker 9: you know what, I'll ask you if I want to
Speaker 9: take you out.
Speaker 2: Okay, So you just what they motion. They look at
Speaker 2: you like you're supposed to pay the bill, nick, and
Speaker 2: you stonewall im like nope.
Speaker 4: But usually what happens is the bill comes, they look
Speaker 4: at me, and I'll just look back at them. I'm
Speaker 4: happy to just sit there and awkward silence.
Speaker 2: You're one of those people that's just comfortable and the
Speaker 2: most uncomfortable.
Speaker 9: Yeah, the sience, it sounds like you're so proud of this.
Speaker 4: Well, yeah, I've gotten twenty or twenty five free dinners
Speaker 4: over the last year, and it looked like I'm I
Speaker 4: did a lot more because a lot of times, what
Speaker 4: I find happens is they'll sometimes did uncomfortable and they'll
Speaker 4: just pick up the check without saying.
Speaker 2: Anything, yeah, just to break the silence.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's like half the time. But the other half
Speaker 4: the time they'll ask me to pay, or sometimes they'll
Speaker 4: kind of think they're being cute and flurry and they'll
Speaker 4: push the bill towards me. I'll just push it back
Speaker 4: and I'll just straight up say, hey, I forgot my
Speaker 4: credit card. Can you get this?
Speaker 5: Oh my god?
Speaker 3: Wow, it's not really falling for it. They're just paying.
Speaker 5: You're just like.
Speaker 4: Yeah. Like once or twice, I've actually had a girl
Speaker 4: just being completely shocked and say like, I don't believe you,
Speaker 4: And so I'll pull out my wallet and I'll show
Speaker 4: her that I don't have my credit card on me.
Speaker 4: But here's the thing I do. It's in my other pocket.
Speaker 4: I just assume some of them might be it's desperate
Speaker 4: to not pay that. I just wow, plans ahead of time.
Speaker 3: You have you ever had a girl so she also
Speaker 3: forgot her wallet?
Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean that hasn't happened yet, But because that,
Speaker 4: I would just say, well, we should probably figure this
Speaker 4: out now to tell her to go the bathroom.
Speaker 3: And just Pitcher.
Speaker 9: Was of dishes, are you not saying are you just
Speaker 9: dating for free dinners?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 9: Okay, you're very aggressive about all said them.
Speaker 4: Dated for free dinners? How many women do that? So
Speaker 4: what a quality is?
Speaker 3: I don't think that's what equality is.
Speaker 2: You have to take some notes from a true feminists
Speaker 2: on the phone. The women out there, thank you. That's
Speaker 2: you doing your role to help women get equal rights
Speaker 2: in this.
Speaker 9: Welcome, doucious thing to like to claim equal rights.
Speaker 2: But my question is, what if you actually really like
Speaker 2: the girl, like you want to see them one more time?
Speaker 2: Is that ever come the way?
Speaker 4: If I like a girl enough to let her buy
Speaker 4: me a second.
Speaker 3: Dinner, she must be so lucky.
Speaker 8: Yes, but I'll.
Speaker 4: Promise to get the next dinner and then say, oh,
Speaker 4: I can't believe that I forgot my credit card a
Speaker 4: second time?
Speaker 2: What are the odds you still never?
Speaker 8: Just?
Speaker 3: Are you actually just poor? You could tell us.
Speaker 4: Look, with housing prices the way they are, you got
Speaker 4: to save and.
Speaker 2: Financially heavy.
Speaker 8: Okay, yeah, Oh, did.
Speaker 4: I tell you about my favorite move that I've ever done?
Speaker 2: You?
Speaker 3: Why do I feel like you have a book coming
Speaker 3: out soon?
Speaker 2: What's your move?
Speaker 6: So?
Speaker 4: I've done this a handful of times. When the girls
Speaker 4: like being really upset that she has to pay, I'll
Speaker 4: look her in the eye and go, I mean, if
Speaker 4: you want, you can just slide me your credit card
Speaker 4: under the table so I can pay with it. And
Speaker 4: it looks like you're not picking this up.
Speaker 3: I think that's why it's not Really she's upset, man.
Speaker 2: Yeah, she doesn't want to look like she's out with
Speaker 2: a man who can't pay the bill.
Speaker 3: I think she wants to make it pretty clear if
Speaker 3: that the case.
Speaker 2: Does anybody actually take you up on that?
Speaker 4: One girl actually did? Yes?
Speaker 3: Oh, tell her to call it?
Speaker 4: Okay, Yeah, I actually asked her if you wanted me
Speaker 4: to quote take her out for ice cream athterworks wage.
Speaker 2: She was just paying for everything like that one away.
Speaker 2: Normally I didn't ask you to feel guilty, but you
Speaker 2: clearly don't.
Speaker 3: I can't believe you're even disguising your voice. You just
Speaker 3: sound so.
Speaker 2: Are you cool? We put your photo up on the
Speaker 2: Brook and Jeffrey Instagram in case any other lovely women
Speaker 2: want to go out with you.
Speaker 4: I mean, here's a thing. I haven't had any trouble
Speaker 4: so far, so.
Speaker 2: Doesn't need our charity. Sorry, keep doing you man. If
Speaker 2: you have a confession you've been holding on to, well
Speaker 2: hide your identity, master your voice, and make you the
Speaker 2: next mass speaker. Your phone tabs coming up.
Speaker 7: Next, Freaking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 2: Today, we call a woman who booked a waxing session
Speaker 2: for herself last week and something came up okay, so
Speaker 2: she had to cancel and reschedule it, which normally wouldn't
Speaker 2: be a big problem except her friend told us about it.
Speaker 2: We're gonna have Terry give her a ring, Terry and
Speaker 2: also give her the business. It's your phone, Tappy right now?
Speaker 6: Hello?
Speaker 3: Hi?
Speaker 2: Is this Margaret's This is she Hi. This is Terry
Speaker 2: from Styles and Wax. I'm just calling to confirm your
Speaker 2: appointment for tomorrow at three point thirty and the PM.
Speaker 10: Yes, that's correct, Thank you so much.
Speaker 2: Perfect. Yes, and I normally would never do this, but
Speaker 2: because of the situation that we had with you last week,
Speaker 2: I feel like it's best to just call in double check.
Speaker 10: You know, the situation I didn't come in last.
Speaker 2: Week, exactly that situation. Yeah, I called to reschedule it, right,
Speaker 2: you moved your appointment and you only gave us twenty
Speaker 2: four hours notice, So excuse me. Well, we will never
Speaker 2: able to fill your spot on such short notice. So
Speaker 2: when you do come in tomorrow, you'll just have to
Speaker 2: pay the forty dollars cancelation fee.
Speaker 10: Okay, I will not be saying a cancelation fee.
Speaker 2: Sir, oh contraire madam, Yes you will.
Speaker 10: Okay, I'm not doing that. I'm going to keep the
Speaker 10: appointment at three thirty, but I am not paying any
Speaker 10: late fee because I was perfectly right to do what
Speaker 10: I did.
Speaker 2: Well, our wax will not touch your skin if you
Speaker 2: do not pay your dues. So what are we going
Speaker 2: to do here?
Speaker 7: Okay?
Speaker 10: I would like to speak with your manager.
Speaker 2: Well, you know we don't have to go there. That
Speaker 2: seems a little extreme, don't you think?
Speaker 10: Sure you can drop the forty dollars that you're planning
Speaker 10: on charging me something.
Speaker 2: Okay, look ridiculous, ma'am. You don't understand the pressure my
Speaker 2: manager is putting on me to collect from you.
Speaker 6: I don't remember.
Speaker 2: It's like he's making me do power squats in a
Speaker 2: cucumber patch. Oh you know what, I don't care what
Speaker 2: my boss says. I'm gonna wave that fee for you.
Speaker 2: Thank you, but you have to keep it just between
Speaker 2: you and me, just Margie and tear Bear.
Speaker 10: I mean just.
Speaker 2: Tomorrow three thirty. You're coming in and while you're here,
Speaker 2: make sure to bring your check book for the thirty
Speaker 2: dollars wax adjustment theme.
Speaker 10: Okay, what are you talking about?
Speaker 2: Well, because on your original appointment you asked for hard
Speaker 2: wax and in the new one you asked for sugaring.
Speaker 2: We we had to throw out the hard whacks from
Speaker 2: your first appointment that went to waste sord. Oh, you
Speaker 2: want to forget like this ever happened and don't want
Speaker 2: to pay huh. I feel like you're lifting up my
Speaker 2: baboushka and looking at my yams without permission.
Speaker 6: What are you talking about?
Speaker 2: I'm just saying you've got me shaken like a Morocca
Speaker 2: at a salsa party. I'm scared you can keep.
Speaker 10: Your appointment and give it to someone else. I am
Speaker 10: done with this place.
Speaker 2: Look I overreacted, Okay, I'm just stressed because my boss
Speaker 2: is putting pressure on me, like two shake weights in
Speaker 2: my skinny jeans is going to freak out. I don't
Speaker 2: do well with confrontation.
Speaker 10: Oh, you seem to be doing really well creating one.
Speaker 2: Okay, you know what, I think my boss would get
Speaker 2: off my crack if you just hand it over seventeen
Speaker 2: fifty and I'll even spot you the money. That way,
Speaker 2: it's not weird between us because I like you, Margie.
Speaker 10: Fine, if that's what helps you sleep in night, you
Speaker 10: did give it the seventeen fifty.
Speaker 2: Alcoy, wonderful.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 2: I've got so many nickels at home that I need
Speaker 2: to get rid of, so this is gonna be perfect. True.
Speaker 10: I'm sorry. Okay, you know.
Speaker 2: Creative, that's right. So when you come in for your appointment,
Speaker 2: just honk your horn nine times outside and then I'll
Speaker 2: sneak out and I'll hand you the bag of nickels.
Speaker 10: Okay, okay, you really need a therapist.
Speaker 2: My boss is my therapist, and I'm getting off this
Speaker 2: phone now, No, don't we can work this out.
Speaker 10: I'm canceling.
Speaker 11: It is more than twenty four hours.
Speaker 10: I'm never going there again.
Speaker 2: So you want to cancel, that's fine. There's a sixty
Speaker 2: dollars cancelation fee and I'll just add that on top
Speaker 2: of your twenty dollars prank callfee and we'll be gravy
Speaker 2: might Yeah. This prank call that your best friend Nicole
Speaker 2: sets you up for, it's a joke, is a second. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I'm not from the salon. My name is jeff from
Speaker 2: the radio show Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. We're
Speaker 2: doing a phone tap on you. You call care No, she's
Speaker 2: not here with us, but she sent us an email
Speaker 2: saying that you've been struggling to get this appointment in. Yeah,
Speaker 2: and so she thought we could mess with you.
Speaker 8: Oh my job.
Speaker 6: I was just like I couldn't believe it.
Speaker 10: I was actually planning on calling her and telling.
Speaker 2: Her, well, do you think nine honks is too much?
Speaker 2: You're right, it might be kind of obvious. Let's make
Speaker 2: it five and a half hanks. That'll be our secret signal.
Speaker 7: Every morning with taps weekday mornings on the twenties, Brooke
Speaker 7: and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 2: Do you believe in second chances? A second chance to
Speaker 2: pass that driver's test? Yeah, A second chance for dinosaurs
Speaker 2: to rule the earth?
Speaker 3: No, Wow, it doesn't well, Jess.
Speaker 2: A second chance to slip past that security guard and
Speaker 2: finally make it up on stage at the Taylor's Swift
Speaker 2: concert and give her a.
Speaker 3: Hu not smart, arrested immediately.
Speaker 6: I'm just.
Speaker 2: Things happen when you get a second chance, And today
Speaker 2: we're hoping for a second chance at love, trying to
Speaker 2: get one more shot for a guy who's desperate to
Speaker 2: win back the woman who dunk him. And it's kind
Speaker 2: of crazy because the way that she ended things was
Speaker 2: one of the most brutal stories that I think we've
Speaker 2: ever heard on this show. Still, he says he's willing
Speaker 2: to risk it all for one more chance, and it's
Speaker 2: gonna come up. We'll see if it pays off. In
Speaker 2: a brand new say Yes to the X right after this,
Speaker 2: j Lo and Ben Affleck, Prince William and Kate Middleton, Okay,
Speaker 2: Nick Cannon and Baby Mama's Number four and seven. Just
Speaker 2: a few examples of couples who dated and broke up,
Speaker 2: only to get back together years later. Because they realized,
Speaker 2: oh my god, I think maybe they were the one.
Speaker 9: I thought it was three, which, yeah, gets a little
Speaker 9: messy there.
Speaker 2: But the point is you never know until you try,
Speaker 2: and if you have an ex that you look back
Speaker 2: on and think, did I make a mistake by letting
Speaker 2: them go? We created this segment called Say Yes to
Speaker 2: That so that we can reach out and see if
Speaker 2: there's a chance, if they want to give it one
Speaker 2: more shot.
Speaker 4: Day.
Speaker 2: It was really intended for long lost loves to reunite. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I'm not really sure if today's caller, Landon falls into
Speaker 2: that category.
Speaker 3: Why was it like a one night stand? He wants
Speaker 3: to reconnect with.
Speaker 2: His email said him and his girlfriend have only been
Speaker 2: separated for six weeks, but he's ready to jump back
Speaker 2: out and see if there's another chance there. Let's talk
Speaker 2: to him. Landon, Welcome to the show.
Speaker 5: Hey guys, Okay, some people take years, some people take weeks.
Speaker 9: Yeah, my sister and her boyfriend at the time broke
Speaker 9: up for five days and then got back together and
Speaker 9: they got married. Hey, it was a very hard five days.
Speaker 9: In that time, he got a tattoo and join the navy. Yeah,
Speaker 9: I'm dealing with something. It happened six weeks in a
Speaker 9: red flag.
Speaker 2: After hearing that story, are you sure you want to go?
Speaker 8: Yeah?
Speaker 6: Yeah, guys, I don't want to let her. That's become
Speaker 6: really clear to me over these past six weeks.
Speaker 3: Okay.
Speaker 2: And what's her name?
Speaker 6: Her name's Jessica, and uh yeah, we were together for
Speaker 6: like about a year, and it was I mean, she's
Speaker 6: the most serious clipper I've ever had.
Speaker 3: Okay, Well, why did you guys break up six weeks ago?
Speaker 6: Well? There are reasons, you know, which we can get into,
Speaker 6: but I'll just say, like I've been pretty miserable ever since.
Speaker 6: And she didn't tell me in person.
Speaker 4: She did.
Speaker 6: She did let me know viau you know, words on
Speaker 6: a page.
Speaker 3: Oh she dumped you.
Speaker 9: Okay, yeah, okay, what.
Speaker 2: I was wondering why you were like having trouble coming
Speaker 2: out with it. You're it's clearly it's still pretty raw.
Speaker 2: It only happened six weeks ago.
Speaker 6: I mean, look, it was some stuff that I didn't
Speaker 6: necessarily agree with, but she had her reasons.
Speaker 3: Okay.
Speaker 9: And so she wrote you what sounds like a letter,
Speaker 9: I'm guessing did you guys talk in person ever?
Speaker 6: Well, it was a note on my door actually, Oh,
Speaker 6: she broke up with you via door note?
Speaker 3: Are you sure she's not your landlord and trying to have.
Speaker 7: No?
Speaker 6: No, I mean I've I've been through that before.
Speaker 2: But no, I mean, wait, it's like I've broken up
Speaker 2: with a building before.
Speaker 8: Yeah, I know that.
Speaker 9: Yeah, I mean that's gotta be hard to take, man.
Speaker 6: Yeah, it was really harsh. It was like a list
Speaker 6: of reasons.
Speaker 2: Oh god.
Speaker 9: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Our producer told me that you actually have the breakup
Speaker 2: note with you. Oh no, yeah, would it be okay? Like,
Speaker 2: if it's not too painful for you, would you mind
Speaker 2: like telling us some of the things that she said
Speaker 2: in it.
Speaker 6: I mean, honestly, I don't know if I'm comfortable doing
Speaker 6: that because they were pretty mean, and I don't feel
Speaker 6: like they're accurate, so I would prefer not to.
Speaker 2: Okay, Well, if she's being rude and mean to you,
Speaker 2: why do you even want to get back together with her?
Speaker 10: Yeah?
Speaker 6: Well, because she has some points that are kind of valid,
Speaker 6: I guess, and I think that I've improved on those areas.
Speaker 5: It's going to admit that you've made mistakes. Like if
Speaker 5: she's like you did this and this, and you fix
Speaker 5: those and maybe.
Speaker 9: She will want to I mean, and if she's writing
Speaker 9: the list of mean things, she's mad.
Speaker 3: She's mad mad like.
Speaker 5: That, that's a normal girlfriends are like though, right.
Speaker 3: No, no, I mean is it one specific thing? Did
Speaker 3: you cheat on her or something?
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 6: No, no, I did not cheat. I'm not okay, I'm
Speaker 6: not going to read the entire note, but I'll tell you,
Speaker 6: guys a couple of the things she's.
Speaker 2: Okay, Okay, give us the bullet points of it, and
Speaker 2: then we'll post the whole thing on the brook.
Speaker 9: No, okay, we'll stay flyers and put it on doors
Speaker 9: around the city.
Speaker 5: He's kidding, bro.
Speaker 2: Okay, just give us a couple of them.
Speaker 4: Okay.
Speaker 6: The first one is you refuse to use the word
Speaker 6: selfie because you think it's too girly.
Speaker 2: You refuse to use the word selfie, Landing.
Speaker 6: Yeah, I don't use the word selfie. I use the
Speaker 6: word selfo. Like you know, like in Spanish, there's like
Speaker 6: feminine and.
Speaker 5: Sing singular pal masculine would be.
Speaker 3: Are you that worried about your masculinity?
Speaker 9: You think adding an i e to the end of
Speaker 9: a word is gonna alternate?
Speaker 6: Well, no, I just think that I mean, just to
Speaker 6: be like more grammatically correct. I guess, like to say
Speaker 6: cel pho.
Speaker 3: I don't think that's grammatically correct at all, sir. I
Speaker 3: don't think you could find that an if you're in.
Speaker 2: The club with your boys going to be like, hey, Jonathan,
Speaker 2: let's take a selfie together, like bro, me and my bros.
Speaker 2: Yo dog, you look super cute right now, get over
Speaker 2: your homie. Yeah, let's cell phone it up.
Speaker 6: Yeah exactly, But you guys see what I'm talking about, Like,
Speaker 6: that's really nitpicky, Like that's not a reason to break
Speaker 6: up with someone, even if it's a little annoying. Oh
Speaker 6: we right, it.
Speaker 3: Sounds kind of like an excuse. But yeah, so what
Speaker 3: else were they.
Speaker 2: All like that?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 6: I mean I think they're all like that. I mean
Speaker 6: the next one she says, is you thought you were
Speaker 6: tough enough to share at a solar eclipse?
Speaker 3: Are you blind right now or can you see?
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 6: I can see it was a little blurry for like
Speaker 6: a day. But how often does a solar eclipse happen?
Speaker 6: Like I didn't Okay, yes, I also thought like it'd
Speaker 6: be cool to like look at the.
Speaker 3: Sign, but I those are all questionable things.
Speaker 2: Yeah. At the same time, are women gonna dump a
Speaker 2: guy every time do something a little bit stupid to
Speaker 2: prove their masculinity of them.
Speaker 9: Yeah, how many pages do we have to?
Speaker 2: Maybe do you have like a last one for us landing?
Speaker 6: Sure, I can give you one last one.
Speaker 5: The fact that there is three is kind of like there.
Speaker 3: But I just mean, okay, okay.
Speaker 6: She says you jumped on a trampoline from the second
Speaker 6: floor to prove your abs and back muscles were strong enough.
Speaker 2: Okay, you sound like guy.
Speaker 5: To me, you sound like one of my friends.
Speaker 9: You sound like an annoying little brother.
Speaker 5: Would hold on.
Speaker 2: Were your abs and back muscles strong enough to absorb
Speaker 2: the blow?
Speaker 8: No?
Speaker 6: I mean I I definitely hurt myself, and I'm oh, no,
Speaker 6: you your bag?
Speaker 2: Yeah, well, maybe.
Speaker 3: She doesn't really trying to prove your man.
Speaker 2: I'm seeing a lot of red flags. That's not the
Speaker 2: right word I'm looking for.
Speaker 6: I would say they're like, they're more like highlights. Those
Speaker 6: were the fun part.
Speaker 9: So it's not that you learned anything from the letter,
Speaker 9: shes okay, you know.
Speaker 6: I mean what I learned was that those are the
Speaker 6: fun things in a relationship and she needs to relax
Speaker 6: so that and I miss her, and I bet she
Speaker 6: misses me too.
Speaker 5: Okay, here's like zero.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna let you know if we're gonna how does
Speaker 3: this work again? Does he ask her back out?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 2: We call the girlfriend and let him talk for it. Okay,
Speaker 2: let's he has to win her back himself.
Speaker 9: Let's not use any of that sentence that you need
Speaker 9: to relax, you need to calm down. Just some hot
Speaker 9: advice there, okay, fair, fair, okay.
Speaker 2: And those are the problems that she had with you.
Speaker 2: So if you want her back, you're probably gonna need
Speaker 2: to compromise a little bit, Like can you agree that
Speaker 2: if she wants you back going forward, you won't stare
Speaker 2: into solar eclipses anymore? Are you capable of that?
Speaker 6: Guys? I already learned my left and I'm not doing
Speaker 6: that again. I mean, that's clearly gloss.
Speaker 2: That is what we're trying to accomplish.
Speaker 3: Here, Just trying to see if he can use the
Speaker 3: words selfie in a sentence. Yes.
Speaker 2: So we're about to dial your ex Jessica, and we'll
Speaker 2: get her on the phone and let you try and
Speaker 2: win her back yourself. All right, We'll come back and
Speaker 2: see if she says yes to the X. Right after this,
Speaker 2: you know I rarely do this, but during the break
Speaker 2: I got on the phone and talked to Landon. Oh
Speaker 2: you did off the air, and I just told him
Speaker 2: how we felt honestly in the room.
Speaker 3: I don't know that I like you talking for all
Speaker 3: of us, but.
Speaker 2: I think we're on the same page because based on
Speaker 2: the breakup note, it seems like Landon has done some
Speaker 2: dumb things. Yeah, correction, a lot of dumb things in
Speaker 2: his relationship, and his attitude was Jessica just needs to
Speaker 2: chill out and relax. And if Landon really feels like
Speaker 2: it's all on her to change herself and just relax
Speaker 2: about it, then why are we doing this segment?
Speaker 9: Yeah, because then it's just gonna be her getting angry
Speaker 9: at him all over again because.
Speaker 2: She says what the problem was, and he says that
Speaker 2: shouldn't be a problem for you, so asking change. What
Speaker 2: we're trying to do here is get some growth, because
Speaker 2: all of us as humans are constantly evolving, trying to
Speaker 2: become better people. And frankly, land And I'm not sure
Speaker 2: if in the past six weeks since the breakup, there's
Speaker 2: been enough growth on your end from what we just
Speaker 2: heard to warrn.
Speaker 9: Her saying, yes, that is the most adult thing that Jeffrey's.
Speaker 2: Ever said, being honest with you. I know we're supposed
Speaker 2: to be fun, but yeah, pretty real.
Speaker 5: I tell you to say that because honestly, you can
Speaker 5: never say that on your own.
Speaker 2: Landon, what was that last bit? I missed that last
Speaker 2: They were all telling me that I'm not smart enough
Speaker 2: to come up with that on my own.
Speaker 3: Have you had any growth in the last six weeks, land.
Speaker 6: Jeff Yeah, I I appreciate that.
Speaker 12: Look, I made changes, and I see that there are
Speaker 12: some mistakes that I made, Okay, And the reason I'm so,
Speaker 12: you know, I want to take this opportunity now, even
Speaker 12: though it's been.
Speaker 6: Just six weeks, because I think we have an opportunity
Speaker 6: to grow together Jessica and I rather than growing apart.
Speaker 9: See that's yeah, I like that. That's a good sentiment,
Speaker 9: you know. You know, can we ask real quick is
Speaker 9: she dating right now? Or is she just single?
Speaker 3: Single? Have you heard?
Speaker 4: Well? She better not be dated.
Speaker 6: It's only been six weeks, That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 3: How people do think after a month? It's fair dame,
Speaker 3: but yeah, I think after two weeks. Yeah, that's why
Speaker 3: we broke up with them.
Speaker 2: We have to reach out to her to find out
Speaker 2: some of these answers. And if you're just listening for
Speaker 2: the very first time, say yes to the exes. It's
Speaker 2: a little bit different than a second date update because
Speaker 2: these people have had a previous relationship before. They already
Speaker 2: know each other, and we're going to try not to
Speaker 2: jump in on the conversation as much as we normally do.
Speaker 2: We're going to try and let them talk and work
Speaker 2: it out as much as possible amongst themselves. That's the goal.
Speaker 2: It's going to show if they've really had any growth
Speaker 2: in their relationship or not. And so now I'm about
Speaker 2: to punch up Jessica. Our producer got her on the
Speaker 2: other line. You're ready to talk to her?
Speaker 3: Don't punch it, ex girlfriends.
Speaker 2: Okay, let's just bring her on the line. Here we go, Hey,
Speaker 2: Jessica you there?
Speaker 3: Hello, Hi Jessica, Jessica, this.
Speaker 2: Is Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 9: Obviously, thanks for being on the show with us.
Speaker 11: Yeah, Hi, it's not gonna lie. I'm a little bit
Speaker 11: caught off guards, but what's up? What's going on?
Speaker 2: So our producer told you that we have your ex
Speaker 2: boyfriend landon on the phone right now, and he really
Speaker 2: really wants to speak to you for a second.
Speaker 6: Hey, Jessica, that's Landon.
Speaker 2: So what we're gonna do here is we're just going
Speaker 2: to back away and let you and Landen have a
Speaker 2: chat for a second. All right, go ahead, Landon?
Speaker 6: Hey, Yeah, sorry about this, but you know, I just
Speaker 6: touch something to say to you.
Speaker 11: Okay, Well, I mean, like, why do you have the
Speaker 11: radio station calling me?
Speaker 6: No, don't worry about that. I mean, just pretend like
Speaker 6: it's you and me. There's nobody else here.
Speaker 3: Yeah, we're not laughing.
Speaker 11: I don't even know, like is this on air with
Speaker 11: like yours? Like, come on.
Speaker 4: Words?
Speaker 6: I don't think they can see us, but I think
Speaker 6: just focus on what I'm about to say. Okay, what
Speaker 6: do you have to say? Okay, For the last six weeks,
Speaker 6: I've noticed that I've missed you a lot and I
Speaker 6: and I just I need you back in my life.
Speaker 6: So okay, I'd like you to say yes to the X.
Speaker 11: What does that even mean?
Speaker 6: What they're doing on the show and they've done up
Speaker 6: before with somebody else and help them get back their
Speaker 6: X And now I'm trying with you.
Speaker 3: Maybe talk to her about.
Speaker 11: Are you you you want us to get back together.
Speaker 6: Yeah, it just makes sense. It's like peanut butter and jelly.
Speaker 11: Okay, like landon.
Speaker 6: Look, I promise it's going to be better. I have
Speaker 6: a feeling about it.
Speaker 11: I mean, are you still living with your mom?
Speaker 6: Well sort of, but it's it's really different from last time.
Speaker 11: Okay, different how well?
Speaker 6: Okay, so if you remember before, my bedroom was on
Speaker 6: the main floor of my mom's house, but like the
Speaker 6: first floor. Okay, yeah, well, now you know, I mean
Speaker 6: she's getting older, as you know, and she doesn't like
Speaker 6: using the stairs. So last week I offered such rooms
Speaker 6: with her and she said yes. So now I actually
Speaker 6: have the entire top floor to myself, and you know,
Speaker 6: it's kind of like a penthouse.
Speaker 11: But you're you're basically still living with her though.
Speaker 6: Well, I mean it's like my own place, and in
Speaker 6: the year or two, I'm gonna save up enough money
Speaker 6: to build a separate entrance, you know, a staircase that
Speaker 6: goes from the outside to.
Speaker 3: My room, a slide slide it.
Speaker 11: Okay, I mean that's not even different. It's like the
Speaker 11: same thing that you were doing before.
Speaker 6: Okay, I mean I would have moved out sooner but
Speaker 6: you know, my credit screwed up from my identity being stolen,
Speaker 6: which was you know, I was a victim.
Speaker 11: But you did that on campus. You put your soul
Speaker 11: security in the online because oh my god, you think
Speaker 11: it'd be so funny if somebody stole it and realized
Speaker 11: that you didn't have any money? Like, what was that?
Speaker 6: I mean, it was funny. It was larious to be
Speaker 6: on the dark web and experiment with the dark web,
Speaker 6: but I admit that it's backfired.
Speaker 3: What look like?
Speaker 6: I just think now things are different from me. I'm
Speaker 6: moving up in life, I mean literally up a floor.
Speaker 6: So maybe you'd want to hang out again and we
Speaker 6: can grow together instead of growing apart.
Speaker 11: I appreciate the sentiment and thank you for reaching out,
Speaker 11: But no, Landon, No, I don't want to live with
Speaker 11: your mom.
Speaker 6: I'm sorry. Tell me, are you dating anyone else?
Speaker 11: That's none of your business. I'm single.
Speaker 6: That sounds like a confession or something. I don't know.
Speaker 11: That's I'm not seeing anybody right now, but I plan
Speaker 11: on it.
Speaker 2: Yes, Oh, okay, not seeing anybody until you say yes
Speaker 2: to the X.
Speaker 6: And then yeah, you're not seeing anybody an please say
Speaker 6: yes to the X.
Speaker 2: That's right. That's the whole goal of the segment. Landon
Speaker 2: has the endorsement of every member of This Morning plus
Speaker 2: all of our listen true, all twelve of them.
Speaker 3: Growing she just said no eight times while you were talking.
Speaker 2: Well she didn't. She didn't say it nine times. That's
Speaker 2: the magic number. I mean, you get nine lives in dating.
Speaker 9: I will say it sounds like he really does care
Speaker 9: for you and love you.
Speaker 11: He live his leg on the fire with axe body spray.
Speaker 11: I will let you know that.
Speaker 6: I mean that was to prove that there should be
Speaker 6: a product warning on.
Speaker 3: Frat guys put together on.
Speaker 8: Every arizon.
Speaker 11: Landing like, in all seriousness, you have way, way, way
Speaker 11: more grossy. You need to go through personally, and I
Speaker 11: support you. I hope you do before we ever have
Speaker 11: any type of conversation ever, and it's going to be
Speaker 11: more than a week or six.
Speaker 3: Months, I support you with silence.
Speaker 2: But look, the key is, that wasn't a no.
Speaker 3: That wasn't a no.
Speaker 6: I thought, here's what, here's what I think we should do. Well.
Speaker 6: I want to check in again in six weeks, and
Speaker 6: I just want you to promise that between now and then,
Speaker 6: you don't see.
Speaker 3: Anyone else's not gonna do that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't know about that. I mean it's like
Speaker 2: people taking time apart to figure out themselves before they
Speaker 2: get back together stronger than ever.
Speaker 9: Oh I always thought people were doing other people when
Speaker 9: they took time atparty.
Speaker 3: That's what you do.
Speaker 2: During your time apart to make yourself stronger. That's what
Speaker 2: it takes.
Speaker 6: I promise, and I guarantee, I will be celibate the
Speaker 6: next six weeks. I'll be like a priest with your mom.
Speaker 2: Probably longer than that. If we're being honest, I'm sorry,
Speaker 2: it sounds like we're not gonna be able to get
Speaker 2: your ex to say yes, you said no to the.
Speaker 6: All right, well look for now she did, but six
Speaker 6: weeks later we're checking.
Speaker 2: In Jeffrey in the morning, a guy from l A
Speaker 2: was shocked after he got kicked out of a New
Speaker 2: York bagel shop for his unusual, high maintenance bagel order.
Speaker 2: No plus the simple five second test that lets you
Speaker 2: know instantly if your romantic connection with someone is actually
Speaker 2: gonna last. Brook Maybe you can try at home with
Speaker 2: your husband today, see if it's gonna go to this
Speaker 2: sense marriage.
Speaker 8: So just get start.
Speaker 2: It's all coming up in a brand new TikTok click
Speaker 2: shot that's happening at a ten oh Man. Did you
Speaker 2: guys see the weather forecast for this week? Brutal really
Speaker 2: temperatures dropping, rolling thunderstorms coming in with a ninety chance
Speaker 2: of TikTok click shot Get your umbrellas. TikTok click Shock
Speaker 2: where we talk about some of the biggest tiktoks from
Speaker 2: the past week. Gonna get right to your first TikTok
Speaker 2: click shock, which is from a bagel shop in New
Speaker 2: York called Big Apple Bagelery.
Speaker 3: Eight times.
Speaker 2: They were on the other end of a TikTok that
Speaker 2: got over four million views from a guy named Taylor Offer.
Speaker 2: He's from LA and he was visiting the Big Apple
Speaker 2: on a trip when he went into the bagel store
Speaker 2: and ordered a scooped gluten free bagel.
Speaker 3: Ah, what does that even mean?
Speaker 2: Scoop If you don't know what scooping is, It's a
Speaker 2: popular maneuver for people looking to cut back on their
Speaker 2: gluten intake or to allow for more space for filling
Speaker 2: inside of the bagel and take out the bagel stuff.
Speaker 2: You scoop out the bready part in the center.
Speaker 3: Point of ordering a bagel and he got it gluten.
Speaker 5: Free like a bagel shell.
Speaker 2: It's like it's like it's like having a skinny margarita readstick.
Speaker 3: How dumb is that?
Speaker 2: So this is how Taylor's bagel request went in New York.
Speaker 2: Oh no, a bagel shop here, I'm from Los Angeles?
Speaker 2: Is Los Angeles? Did you order a bagel?
Speaker 6: You walk in and you say, hey, can I get
Speaker 6: a scoop gluten free bagel? The person he had the
Speaker 6: bars is, You're like, of course, we have these different
Speaker 6: options today for gluten free.
Speaker 2: New York got it.
Speaker 8: Just walked in and asked for a gluten free bagel.
Speaker 2: Guy just looks at it, goes, I'm not scooping your bagel.
Speaker 4: Bro.
Speaker 2: New York did not take kindly to the scoopy is.
Speaker 3: Like, actually, could I just have something that I could
Speaker 3: chew and spit out? I don't like to swallow food.
Speaker 5: It does seem offensive to the culture. That's like walking
Speaker 5: up and being like, can you cut my pizza into
Speaker 5: little squares and be like, no, bro, get a slice
Speaker 5: and get out of you.
Speaker 2: One person said, I imagine a scooped bagel like ordering
Speaker 2: a muffin and only eating the wrapper.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's the analogy.
Speaker 2: Even the Big Apple bagelery got in on the comments section,
Speaker 2: and when is your flight home?
Speaker 3: I love that they double down.
Speaker 8: There.
Speaker 2: And if you're wondering, Taylor did find another spot down
Speaker 2: the street willing to give him his precious scooped bagel.
Speaker 3: Gosh, what is he just eating? It's like eating a
Speaker 3: spoonful of cream cheese at that point that.
Speaker 2: Actually, forget the bagel. Just give me a spoon of
Speaker 2: cream cheese. That was a tick talk click shock, You're next,
Speaker 2: TikTok click shot got over one point nine million views.
Speaker 2: You could find it under the hashtag bird test. Oh
Speaker 2: have you heard of this? No?
Speaker 3: But I feel like this is in your algorithm, Jeffrey.
Speaker 2: Apparently it's a simple screening that helps you find out
Speaker 2: if a romantic connection between two people actually has legs.
Speaker 3: British how they call it a.
Speaker 2: Oh like like a bird, like a real like a
Speaker 2: flying bird.
Speaker 3: Oh okay, I don't understand the connection to bird.
Speaker 2: Here's a gen zer Alyssa Kara Bardi explaining it.
Speaker 13: I meet this girl, we start becoming like newer friends,
Speaker 13: and we go to Starbucks. One day We're sitting at
Speaker 13: this table at Starbucks and I'm looking out the window,
Speaker 13: and I see a woodpecker in a tree, and I'm like,
Speaker 13: there's a woodpecker. And this girl whips around so fast
Speaker 13: she's like where I kid you not. For the next
Speaker 13: ten minutes, the two of us stared out the Starbucks window,
Speaker 13: just watching this woodpecker. Now, the bird test states, but
Speaker 13: if you're with someone whoever gonna do the test with
Speaker 13: romantic or not, If you say something that could be
Speaker 13: deemed like insignificant and your partner responds with like genuine curiosity,
Speaker 13: like what woodpecker where, that's a really good sign the
Speaker 13: relationship will last a long time. But if they like
Speaker 13: blow you off, they don't acknowledge you and they're just like, oh, cool,
Speaker 13: like a woodpecker, that's a really bad sign.
Speaker 2: The test is bring up a boring topic of conversation,
Speaker 2: and if the other person is willing to engage you
Speaker 2: in it, that means you have a decent bodil Is
Speaker 2: it bad?
Speaker 3: I was hoping that we would. I was hoping in
Speaker 3: this story we'd find out what the woodpecker did. I
Speaker 3: was I was like, wait, why was it there?
Speaker 2: You're someone that gets along with a lot of people
Speaker 2: instantly you would definitely pass the bird test for anybody,
Speaker 2: and it's not just good for romantic connections. It's also
Speaker 2: works for friendships and even to see if you click
Speaker 2: with certain family members.
Speaker 9: Oh okay, I think the first time I met someone
Speaker 9: I could fake it, But like the third time, I
Speaker 9: don't care about it.
Speaker 3: I don't think you're supposed to fake it. I think
Speaker 3: you're genuinely interested.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so try the bird test on your next date.
Speaker 2: That's atop click shot and your final TikTok click shot
Speaker 2: is from a woman with the username Heidi Underscore Joe
Speaker 2: twenty one. Okay, it's a brand new account and she
Speaker 2: only has like two hundred and eighty six followers with
Speaker 2: three videos, but one of them has half a million
Speaker 2: views on it. It's all because of this woman's interaction
Speaker 2: with her ten year old son. So she's asking him
Speaker 2: what her name is and he doesn't know how to
Speaker 2: answer it. Ten here's the what was my name when
Speaker 2: I was little? Heidi?
Speaker 5: What is my name now?
Speaker 3: I don't know, Mom, I don't know what your name is.
Speaker 3: So my name was what when I was little?
Speaker 1: Heidi?
Speaker 3: And what is my name now? Mom?
Speaker 13: When you want my attention and I'm not putting attention
Speaker 13: to you, mother.
Speaker 3: What else do you say? And I tell you that's
Speaker 3: not Hawaii mother?
Speaker 8: And Heidi Beavin, Now.
Speaker 13: What I call you Hidi because those your name When
Speaker 13: you were younger, I didn't know what's your name?
Speaker 1: Right now?
Speaker 2: That's what you say.
Speaker 3: He Every time I see Heidi, you always look at
Speaker 3: me because it's my name.
Speaker 2: News flashed to all the kids out there.
Speaker 5: Moms have names and they keep their names unless it's
Speaker 5: a big deal and they change it.
Speaker 3: I can't believe that kid is in fifth grade.
Speaker 5: I know right there.
Speaker 3: His mom is laughing, but she like, oh my god,
Speaker 3: how have we missed this part?
Speaker 2: So she ended up getting thousands of comments on the
Speaker 2: video was really cute and funny. One said, I love
Speaker 2: little kids minds. My daughter was upset for days because
Speaker 2: she thought all of her classmates had stolen my first name.
Speaker 2: My mom's name is mom.
Speaker 3: I came up with that.
Speaker 2: Anyway, those are your stories for the day.
Speaker 7: Freaking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 2: We got a return player named Sharana on the phone.
Speaker 2: And Sharana has been in equestrian teacher for a decade. Now,
Speaker 2: right now, that's what the horse racing music is for.
Speaker 2: And she is so confident because she is one to
Speaker 2: oh against you all time that she says if you
Speaker 2: beat her today, bro that your children get free horse
Speaker 2: riding lessons from her for life.
Speaker 3: Oh wow, she said it. She said it.
Speaker 5: Party owned six horses.
Speaker 2: Even if you said no, she would have just bought
Speaker 2: the stables and made you take your children. So, Saranna,
Speaker 2: you don't really have much of a choice here. Brook's
Speaker 2: gonna get you on up out of the studio. And
Speaker 2: while she leaves, you know how the game works. He
Speaker 2: got thirty seconds to answer as many questions as possible.
Speaker 2: If you don't know when, you can say past. But
Speaker 2: you do have to beat Brooke outright to win. Are
Speaker 2: you ready?
Speaker 6: Yes?
Speaker 4: I am.
Speaker 2: Good luck, Shranna. Your time starts now on this day.
Speaker 2: In nineteen ninety two, basketball player Magic Johnson retired. What
Speaker 2: team did he play for? What continent? Lands in four hemispheres?
Speaker 2: Ohsh how do you say cheers in Spanish?
Speaker 9: Oh?
Speaker 10: God gosh?
Speaker 2: How many symphonies did Ludwig van Beethoven compose? More or
Speaker 2: less than one hundred?
Speaker 7: More?
Speaker 2: In the nineties, you'd see Tim the Toolman Taylor on
Speaker 2: What TV? Sitcom?
Speaker 6: I yeah, how many stories?
Speaker 2: Tall is the leaning Tower of Pisa eight ten or
Speaker 2: eighteen eighteen. All right, good work, Sharana Brook's gonna come
Speaker 2: back into the studio here. Maybe I don't know. Sometimes
Speaker 2: she just likes to chill out there for a while.
Speaker 2: So of horses right now, I think, yeah.
Speaker 9: Instagram, Sure, it's like I get lost in that scroll.
Speaker 2: I know we're in the middle of the show though,
Speaker 2: but I had a.
Speaker 3: Couple of seconds outside.
Speaker 5: Anything stuck in the algorithm.
Speaker 2: There it is. We asked Sranna before she came on
Speaker 2: what her favorite thing about the show is, and she
Speaker 2: said the banter.
Speaker 5: Oh oh yes, wow.
Speaker 2: Let's show her some of that right now.
Speaker 5: Are you excited to included in our banter?
Speaker 6: Sure? Yes I am, And so are the kids that
Speaker 6: I work for. They're the ones that met you in Hawaii.
Speaker 3: Oh of course, the horse kids are in Hawaii vacation.
Speaker 10: I'm most of the world's greatest Manny's cue.
Speaker 5: Wow, and tell the kiddles, I said, Hi, I will.
Speaker 6: They'll be so upset that they didn't hear it.
Speaker 5: That's so funny.
Speaker 3: They can listen back on the podcast.
Speaker 2: They were so nice.
Speaker 5: And when I met her Brook, she spoke very highly
Speaker 5: of you. She's very kind.
Speaker 3: Yeah, too bad to annihilate you.
Speaker 2: Now, Brook, it's your turn. You're ready, Yeah, your time
Speaker 2: starts now. On this day in nineteen ninety two, basketball
Speaker 2: player Magic Johnson retired. What team did he play for?
Speaker 3: Lakers?
Speaker 2: What continent in four hemispheres?
Speaker 3: Asia?
Speaker 2: How do you say cheers in Spanish?
Speaker 9: Uh?
Speaker 3: Saloon?
Speaker 2: How many symphonies did Ludwig van Beethoven compose? More or
Speaker 2: less than one hundred?
Speaker 3: More?
Speaker 2: In the nineties, you'd see Tim the tool Man Taylor
Speaker 2: on What TV? Sitcom Improvement? How many stories tall is
Speaker 2: the Leaning Tower of Pisa eight ten or eighteen ten?
Speaker 2: Who got our answers in? We're gonna go over to
Speaker 2: the scoreboard and see how you both did with Jose
Speaker 2: Olgers are like onions.
Speaker 5: Yeah, oh, I'm not ogre. That's not the quote. Let's
Speaker 5: go all right, Sharana, you got two correct today, get
Speaker 5: out miss swamp.
Speaker 7: On.
Speaker 2: You got one compliment from get out Miss swamp as well.
Speaker 6: Three correct laughs.
Speaker 2: You've made a monster congratulations one. On this day in
Speaker 2: nineteen ninety two, Magic Johnson retired. He played for the
Speaker 2: La Lakers. The continent that lands in four hemispheres is Africa.
Speaker 2: The point comes like right in the middle of it.
Speaker 2: How do you say cheers in Spanish? That's saluted. Ludwig
Speaker 2: von Beethoven composed less than one hundred symphonies, only nine,
Speaker 2: Only nine? Yeah, yeah, kind of a lazy bomb thousands, yeah,
Speaker 2: just nine.
Speaker 3: I think Taylor Swift has more albums than that Beethoven.
Speaker 2: In the nineties, you'd see Tim the tool man Taylor
Speaker 2: on home improvement and the Leading Tower of Pisa is
Speaker 2: only eight stories tall, a very big building.
Speaker 6: It was.
Speaker 3: It was not very impressive. Oh, I'd say skip it
Speaker 3: if you're in Italy.
Speaker 2: Yeah, definitely not getting picked up by an Italian radio
Speaker 2: station to be on there. So thanks for that, Brook anyway. Sure,
Speaker 2: and we can't give you any money here, but just
Speaker 2: we're playing. If you do win a twenty five dollars
Speaker 2: McDonald's gift card.
Speaker 12: Yay, yeah, I like McDonald's.
Speaker 6: That's perfect.
Speaker 2: It doesn't Thank you for saying that, all right, Thank
Speaker 2: you for playing, Shriannon. We're going to be back to
Speaker 2: do Windbrooks Bucks same time tomorrow
Speaker 7: Brook and Jeffrey in the morning