Speaker 1: Okay, don't tell my radio bosses, but podcast listeners are
Speaker 1: so much cooler. Okay, okay, and listen. I love that
Speaker 1: you listen to our radio show. But like, it means
Speaker 1: so much that you spend time you come find.
Speaker 2: Us on the podcast, and now you're here and we're
Speaker 2: gonna be together for like an hour or more. That's
Speaker 2: really great. Okay, follow our podcast and enjoy the show.
Speaker 3: How do you guys.
Speaker 4: Feel whenever I read you the line experts say this, I.
Speaker 1: Don't actually don't even really hear its line. Really, It's like, sure,
Speaker 1: who's the experts?
Speaker 4: I'm like, you know, yes, whatever they're saying, they're experts,
Speaker 4: so you've gotta trust it, right Brook?
Speaker 3: But okay, you know.
Speaker 4: What, save your anti science conspiracy theories for the side
Speaker 4: podcast Patriots on Parade, Brook and.
Speaker 1: Jeffrey who will say scientists they're experts.
Speaker 3: What do you think that means?
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 1: They could be experts in finance, they could be experts
Speaker 1: in relationships, they could be there's like a trillion different
Speaker 1: things you can be.
Speaker 2: An expert at.
Speaker 4: Oh boy, don't trust it, I guess because experts just
Speaker 4: came out with an article about how long you can
Speaker 4: hold onto your Halloween candy.
Speaker 1: If they don't say forever, I don't believe that she
Speaker 1: does not eat that. I think I'm still eating stuff
Speaker 1: from sixth grade that I.
Speaker 2: Have under my bed at my parents' house.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 4: I'm just going to go right to the end of
Speaker 4: the article and read their synopsis first.
Speaker 3: And I never do this, but.
Speaker 4: May I remind you this comes from candy experts who
Speaker 4: have researched this intensely.
Speaker 3: Quote.
Speaker 4: A good rule of thumb of when to toss your
Speaker 4: candy is when it smells tastes bad, or when you
Speaker 4: can spot physical mold on it.
Speaker 3: Yes, what gosh.
Speaker 5: If they hadn't said.
Speaker 4: That, I totally would have been like if mouldigummy bear
Speaker 4: seems fine crap like molt.
Speaker 2: Has any ever seen molded candy?
Speaker 5: I have one time. It was under my bed.
Speaker 6: My parents cleaned my bed out and I had hidden
Speaker 6: Halloween candy and it was.
Speaker 7: On a.
Speaker 4: They did give expirations in general for the different treats.
Speaker 4: Dark chocolate lasts longer than milk or white chocolate.
Speaker 2: Makes sense, say milk and three to.
Speaker 4: Six months for milk, a whole year for dark chocolate
Speaker 4: if it's stored properly at room tempers.
Speaker 2: I stored in my mouth. That's not hotter in there.
Speaker 4: Hard candies like lollipops and Jolly Ranchers you can keep
Speaker 4: for twelve to eighteen months, as long as it's in
Speaker 4: dry conditions.
Speaker 1: I guarantee I've eaten one longer, you know, when they
Speaker 1: get all sticky and weird on the outside.
Speaker 2: Not very long.
Speaker 4: Yeah, And if you're someone who loves eating the divisive
Speaker 4: candy corn, you can eat that from an open package
Speaker 4: for three to six months and continue eating it till
Speaker 4: the end of time. Apparently the older and staler it gets,
Speaker 4: the better it tastes. Experts are kind of scratching their
Speaker 4: heads on why that is. But no expiration date on
Speaker 4: candy corn.
Speaker 2: It's too elusive for There you go.
Speaker 4: Now, let's move on and get into your shot collar
Speaker 4: question of the day. Yeah, Digital Jake is good all
Speaker 4: year long.
Speaker 3: Give it to us, Jake.
Speaker 8: Well, the definition of insanity is doing the same thing
Speaker 8: over and over and expecting different results. So today we're
Speaker 8: going full nut or butter. Yeah, we're shining the spotlight
Speaker 8: once again on the woman who struggles with her ABC
Speaker 8: but somehow, some way is a genius with nineteen forties
Speaker 8: United Nations General Assembly Trivia thought. Actually, it's another edition
Speaker 8: of three seconds with Alexis new if you missed it yesterday,
Speaker 8: we asked Alexis some of the easiest trivia questions on Earth,
Speaker 8: and she only had three seconds to come up with
Speaker 8: a correct answer. Will you bet on her? Or will
Speaker 8: you not? It's three seconds with Alexis. Let's kick it
Speaker 8: off with brook Brook. The first category is nursery rhymes.
Speaker 9: Rhymes should help you, I know, but like I was
Speaker 9: so confident that she would know what letter came before
Speaker 9: M yesterday?
Speaker 8: Are you betting on her?
Speaker 3: Betting against her?
Speaker 2: I'm gonna do it again. I bet her.
Speaker 8: Alexis Is gonna get it now, Alexis, I will sing
Speaker 8: or say a nursery rhyme, and at the end I'll
Speaker 8: stop and point at you to finish. You'll have only
Speaker 8: three seconds to complete it. Wow, Okay, are you clear
Speaker 8: on this?
Speaker 4: I'm ready, I'm ready, All right, here we go, Alexis.
Speaker 8: Hey, diddle, diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow
Speaker 8: jumped over the moon. The little dog laughed to see
Speaker 8: such a sport, and the dish point. That's correct, Alexis
Speaker 8: Brook bet on her and Alexis. Got it right. Brook
Speaker 8: is safe from being shocked.
Speaker 2: I know she'd know who hooked up in that rhyme.
Speaker 3: Spooning and diddling.
Speaker 8: Expert out the media, Jeff's right, you can't be an
Speaker 8: expert on anything. Wow, all right, now we're on to Jeffrey. Jeff,
Speaker 8: your category is also nursery rhymes on Alexis or against Alexis.
Speaker 2: I'm on the hot street, Jeff.
Speaker 4: I didn't believe she would do it last time, and
Speaker 4: I'm sticking with that belief once again.
Speaker 3: She's gonna fall flat on this nursery rhyme.
Speaker 8: Jeff's betting against her and Alexis. You'll have three seconds
Speaker 8: after I say point to complete this nursery route.
Speaker 2: Show him Alexis.
Speaker 3: Here we go.
Speaker 8: Do you know the muffin man, the muffin man, the
Speaker 8: muffin man. Do you know the muffin man who lives
Speaker 8: on point?
Speaker 2: Oh, it's the dreary lane. Dreary, dreary enough.
Speaker 5: This is very important.
Speaker 3: Now you say it.
Speaker 5: Come on, what is the lane?
Speaker 8: I need silence in the room.
Speaker 3: Your handsome answer.
Speaker 8: Please, I won't accept that is dreary lane.
Speaker 2: That's kind of sad. Probably not there.
Speaker 8: Jeffreys. So Jeffrey's getting.
Speaker 2: Shot for two axis.
Speaker 8: Let's go Finally, Jake, I'm.
Speaker 6: Going to cut you off after yesterday, I have no
Speaker 6: idea what's going to come out of her head.
Speaker 5: I don't know what the category is. I'm gonna support
Speaker 5: my girl. I think that's right.
Speaker 8: Well, let me tell you what it is. Your category
Speaker 8: is also nursery rhymes. He's warmed, but with a twist. Alexis.
Speaker 8: Just like before, I will sing or say a nursery rhyme,
Speaker 8: and at the end I'll stop and point at you
Speaker 8: to finish. But this time you'll have to say the
Speaker 8: words in reverse. It sounds harder than it is. It's
Speaker 8: super easy. You can trust me. Jose's already voted that
Speaker 8: he supports you.
Speaker 1: She knew the alphabet in reverse yesterday.
Speaker 10: She's got to.
Speaker 8: Get it right for Jose. Are you ready, Alexis, I
Speaker 8: gotta say it backwards? Head, shoulders, knees and toes, knees
Speaker 8: and toes, head, shoulders, knees and toes, knees and toes
Speaker 8: and eyes and ears and mouth and nose. Head, shoulders,
Speaker 8: knees and toes. Point backwards.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I point?
Speaker 8: Oh okay, I'm sorry, you don't even get to answer.
Speaker 8: It's not ten seconds.
Speaker 2: With Alexis, and again.
Speaker 8: That would have been sorry, you're nowhere.
Speaker 2: To point backwards.
Speaker 5: It was a clear.
Speaker 8: Reverse nursery rhyme.
Speaker 3: I explained it very clear, simpler than that.
Speaker 8: Brook is the only one safe today.
Speaker 4: Jose and I are going to be getting shocked together.
Speaker 4: And somebody wanted to hear party rock Anthem by l
Speaker 4: m F.
Speaker 7: A party that.
Speaker 4: Was shock collar question of the day.
Speaker 3: Somebody feels good about it.
Speaker 7: Brooking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 4: Did you ever get frustrated with Legos as a kid,
Speaker 4: or maybe as an adult trying to help out a
Speaker 4: kid when you.
Speaker 2: Have to pull them apart, it hurts your fingers so badly.
Speaker 5: And there's so many instructions.
Speaker 3: It's Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 4: And if Legos ever stressed you out, then this is
Speaker 4: a restaurant you're never gonna want to go to. It's
Speaker 4: a Lego themed restaurant in Denmark called Mini Chefs.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, I want to go. My kids would
Speaker 2: freak out.
Speaker 5: What is it?
Speaker 4: It's right next to Lego and and here's the twist
Speaker 4: on it, there's no waiters or waitresses taking your order there.
Speaker 4: If you want something off the menu, you're gonna have
Speaker 4: to build it from the pile of legos on your table.
Speaker 4: What and then so if you want a burger, you
Speaker 4: need to build it with legos at your table. And
Speaker 4: when it's done, you submit your creation to a robot
Speaker 4: chefs and they'll do his best to match what you've
Speaker 4: given him in real food and cook it to perfection.
Speaker 5: This is the one time that you don't care if it's.
Speaker 2: Yeah, except for my sons.
Speaker 1: He'd be like, I wanted a flying hot dog with wheels,
Speaker 1: is what I ordered?
Speaker 11: Right? Yeah.
Speaker 4: Normal meal times range anywhere from six to fourteen hours,
Speaker 4: mostly building your order and then you eat for like
Speaker 4: ten minutes at the very end, so st get it.
Speaker 4: If the customers can build it, you can enjoy a
Speaker 4: wide range of tasty options like oven baked salmon, caprisee salad,
Speaker 4: and sweet potato falaffel.
Speaker 2: Oh, how are you building falaffel? That's it.
Speaker 4: They give you a little instructions on the menu for
Speaker 4: how to make it, but you have to build it
Speaker 4: the right way. Lego fans everywhere putting it on their
Speaker 4: bucket list, But you have to go visit it and
Speaker 4: try it yourself.
Speaker 5: Actually fun.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna start instituting it in my own house.
Speaker 1: Yeah, kids, you want mac and cheese that you know
Speaker 1: how to make it first.
Speaker 4: Stress levels just shot up at the Fox Household text
Speaker 4: in seventy five, note too if you want to go
Speaker 4: to the Lego restaurant, So hungry. Laser stories coming up next.
Speaker 4: It's the radio segment that's teaming up with the show
Speaker 4: Maury to give gatorade showers to men who find out
Speaker 4: they aren't the father, because you deserve to celebrate not
Speaker 4: paying child support.
Speaker 3: Like a true champion. Okay with laser stories at much,
Speaker 3: but he wasn't the dad.
Speaker 4: He deserves the chance to celebrate the right way.
Speaker 3: And it's a segmhere.
Speaker 4: You hear your news stories aroun on the globe, just
Speaker 4: like everyone else does, except we've got a laser and
Speaker 4: those other daddy duckers just don't. This first lazer story
Speaker 4: is out of Graham, North Carolina. Twenty four year old
Speaker 4: Ralph Maiiton Junior says he and his mother always play
Speaker 4: pranks on each other. So the other day on Halloween,
Speaker 4: he called his mom and told her he just won
Speaker 4: over a quarter of a million dollars from a scratch ticket.
Speaker 2: Oh what a dream come true?
Speaker 3: She said, nice try and hung up on it.
Speaker 6: No, that would be if I ever called Brooke and
Speaker 6: said I finally did it.
Speaker 5: I keeps wearing in my lifetime I will win a lottery.
Speaker 4: So when she wouldn't pick up his calls after that,
Speaker 4: he drove over to her house to convince her that
Speaker 4: he wasn't joking.
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, and I have a ticket.
Speaker 3: She laughed for twenty minutes straight and asked, how dumb
Speaker 3: do you think I am?
Speaker 8: Should happen to stupid people keep happening to me.
Speaker 1: I will say, I feel like this is a prank
Speaker 1: my husband would pull where he's like he just keeps going.
Speaker 2: I'm like, it's over, like he's caught.
Speaker 5: I can see, Michael.
Speaker 3: The thing is Ralph was really telling the truth.
Speaker 4: He bought a twenty dollars one hundred X cash fast
Speaker 4: Play ticket and realized he didn't have anything to scratch it.
Speaker 4: That's when he saw a penny heads up on the ground,
Speaker 4: and he used it to discover that he'd won the
Speaker 4: grand prize. But when his mom wouldn't believe him again,
Speaker 4: Ralph ran down to the lottery office and asked the
Speaker 4: officials to call her.
Speaker 3: That's when she hung up on.
Speaker 1: This somebody, he's getting other people involved in the prese
Speaker 1: okay at this point though, it's like.
Speaker 2: Me, they must do some pretty elaborate price in their family.
Speaker 4: Even after they put his winning interview online, his mother.
Speaker 3: Still did buy it, so despite it, she doesn't get it.
Speaker 4: Despite it all, he said that the first thing he's
Speaker 4: gonna do is take his mom to Hawaii. No, he says,
Speaker 4: she's never been and she deserves it. Plus, he says,
Speaker 4: when she is actually on the beach, then maybe she'll
Speaker 4: finally stop carving him.
Speaker 5: How much did you put on your credit cards this trip?
Speaker 2: Young man?
Speaker 3: Update?
Speaker 4: She never showed up to the airport. I'm just kidding.
Speaker 4: It's actually coming up next month.
Speaker 3: They're flying.
Speaker 4: Next Laser stories out of Utah. A guy named Caleb
Speaker 4: Wood ordered Chick fil A through Grubhub the other day,
Speaker 4: a sandwich meal with fries and a milkshake, and the
Speaker 4: food itself was okay, but instead of a milkshake, he
Speaker 4: got a warm cup of pea. Turns out the driver
Speaker 4: likes to save time by not taking bathroom breaks. Then
Speaker 4: he uses empty cups to relieve himself in the car
Speaker 4: instead and accidentally gave Caleb the wrong styrofoam cup.
Speaker 8: Take a sip.
Speaker 4: Unfortunately, find out Caleb didn't realize until he actually took
Speaker 4: a ship.
Speaker 2: Oh my god.
Speaker 4: So he says he immediately became physically ill. Then he
Speaker 4: called the driver back and there's a video of them
Speaker 4: meeting outside of his house, and Caleb was actually pretty
Speaker 4: calm considering everything.
Speaker 2: You've always wondered, I've never tasted you'urine. Would I know
Speaker 2: immediately that that's what it was? You know what I mean? Like,
Speaker 2: does it taste like it smells?
Speaker 4: Coming up on the show tomorrow morning for the Shakrallar
Speaker 4: Question of the Day, Bo's gonna find out once.
Speaker 5: And for all.
Speaker 2: I'm just curious, like if you put it on ice.
Speaker 4: Caleb actually reached out to grub hub and says they
Speaker 4: took four days just to get back to him, and
Speaker 4: then they issued a partial refund.
Speaker 5: Partial.
Speaker 3: I mean he did drink some so it's like.
Speaker 2: It's like what people could plain after the meal's eaten.
Speaker 4: Yeah, he got something out of it. His meal was
Speaker 4: twenty five dollars and they only returned eighteen of it.
Speaker 4: Dah they didn't refund the fees or the driver's tip.
Speaker 5: Nobody got to time.
Speaker 2: Put it well, I mean the driver. It was an
Speaker 2: honest mistake.
Speaker 4: Grubhub said in a statement that they've been following up
Speaker 4: with Kate Love to apologize and that the driver no
Speaker 4: longer works for them.
Speaker 3: Instead, he got a job at a local juice bar.
Speaker 4: Immunity boost anyone.
Speaker 3: Up this next laser stories out of Thanksgiving h Q.
Speaker 4: Baskin Robbins has just announced its new flavor of the month,
Speaker 4: and it's called Turkey Day Fixing. It combines flavors of
Speaker 4: sweet potato and autumn spice and mixes and tart swirls
Speaker 4: of cranberry sauce with sweet chunks of honey corn bread.
Speaker 5: Thanksgiving.
Speaker 2: This sounds unbelievable. Potatoes are so good, Yes, give me some.
Speaker 8: Well.
Speaker 4: One TikToker has tried it and says it's pretty decent. Yeah,
Speaker 4: I bet It's available all month along at Baskin Robbins
Speaker 4: locations nationwide, and they're also taking pre orders for their
Speaker 4: Turkey Cake, which thankfully does not include any actual turkey.
Speaker 4: But if you've never seen it before, it looks like
Speaker 4: a bird that's fresh out of the oven. Yeah, and
Speaker 4: it can be filled with any type of ice cream
Speaker 4: you want, with legs made from sugar cones, and it's
Speaker 4: completely lathered with caramel prailinge glaze, which gives it a
Speaker 4: quote juicy looking machine.
Speaker 2: That looks so good.
Speaker 7: I don't know.
Speaker 1: I think that ice cream would be amazing with like
Speaker 1: pumpkin pie or apple pie.
Speaker 7: On Giving Day.
Speaker 4: Both pictures and links to these festive desserts are gonna
Speaker 4: be up on our instators at Brook and Jeffrey, Follow
Speaker 4: drool and subscribe. This next laser story is out of the.
Speaker 3: Tooth Fairies worst nightmare.
Speaker 2: Oh no, the tooth fair has an enemy.
Speaker 4: Here's some advice your kids can get on board with.
Speaker 4: An actual dentist just said that if you want to
Speaker 4: protect your teeth, it's best to eat all of your
Speaker 4: Halloween candy in one sitting.
Speaker 2: What woa, because you're just gonna do the damage all
Speaker 2: it was brushing.
Speaker 4: This comes from doctor Olivia Mason, and most parents think
Speaker 4: she's the devil.
Speaker 1: Does she realize that my kid probably has I'm not
Speaker 1: exaggerating six pounds of candy at home.
Speaker 2: I mean it is so heavy he can't carry the box.
Speaker 3: You better get to work, sit down and eat it.
Speaker 4: Doctor Mason runs a place near Wheeling, West Virginia, called
Speaker 4: Almost Heaven Family Dentistry.
Speaker 3: She gave almost.
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 3: Right.
Speaker 4: She gave the unexpected advice in an interview with her
Speaker 4: local news, saying, if you eat all your candy at once,
Speaker 4: it's better for your teeth than having a few pieces
Speaker 4: a day over the next few weeks.
Speaker 2: I've been having a few pieces a day for the
Speaker 2: last month.
Speaker 4: So if your kids ate their entire haul the day after,
Speaker 4: they did it.
Speaker 1: Right, and they did it without your knowing, because there's
Speaker 1: no parrot that allows that.
Speaker 4: She is getting some blowback from it, but it's just
Speaker 4: for your teeth. The doc also says the worst candy
Speaker 4: for your chompers is anything sticky or chewy, like Starburst
Speaker 4: or Jolly Ranchers.
Speaker 2: Okay, my children's favorites.
Speaker 4: The sugar and chocolate isn't graty either, she says, but
Speaker 4: it melts and it's also easier to brush away. But
Speaker 4: speaking of hard candy, this guy's happy wearing a little
Speaker 4: cowboy hat, chaps and nothing else, because that's a real
Speaker 4: Jolly Rancher. That's how means the stars has come to
Speaker 4: an end for the day. We'll do it again at
Speaker 4: same time on Monday.
Speaker 7: Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 4: What's the one thing that can instantly make everything else
Speaker 4: one hundred times better? Besides money and alcohol and.
Speaker 3: Taylor Swift warm cookies.
Speaker 4: The answer, my friends, butter.
Speaker 3: You can.
Speaker 4: You can add butter to anything and improve it, use
Speaker 4: it as a flavor, and answering your food as a
Speaker 4: massage tool on your dates, as a father figure to
Speaker 4: your children, listen to butter.
Speaker 3: Butter knows best.
Speaker 4: But did you know it can also be used to
Speaker 4: predict your personality because a new study just found the
Speaker 4: way you butter your toast actually says a lot about
Speaker 4: who you are as a person. So find out if
Speaker 4: the predictions match up with your buttering technique. We're gonna
Speaker 4: do it. Coming up, What has happened to our food?
Speaker 4: It's Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 5: More and more.
Speaker 4: We're living in a gluten free, impossible meat, alternative milk
Speaker 4: type of world.
Speaker 2: Oh you're coming for oat milk now too.
Speaker 3: It's a shame.
Speaker 4: Because experts say you can actually tell a lot about
Speaker 4: a person based on how you butter your toast. And
Speaker 4: I know most people now don't like toast or butter.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I was gonna say, I can't stay away from
Speaker 5: the butter.
Speaker 4: Instead, you prefer to spread cucumber oil over your organic
Speaker 4: But you know what, either way, psychologists have weighed in
Speaker 4: and broke down different buttering techniques and what each one
Speaker 4: says about you as a person.
Speaker 2: But that was only one ideas to do it.
Speaker 4: So texting seventy five nine too, tell us if this
Speaker 4: accurately describes you and your buttering technique or not, but
Speaker 4: broke real quick?
Speaker 3: How do you like to butter your toast?
Speaker 4: If you think about it, I'm assuming that you're a
Speaker 4: busy mom, so you like to butter it fast and dirty,
Speaker 4: in and out type of thing.
Speaker 1: Oh no, I make sure every corner is covered a
Speaker 1: It really really bothers me if you don't get the
Speaker 1: toast as soon as it pops up, because then you
Speaker 1: have unmelted butter.
Speaker 2: And there is nothing worse on toast than unmelted butter.
Speaker 4: You're you're a total coverage type of butter, where every
Speaker 4: square inch of the bread must have butter on it
Speaker 4: edge to edge.
Speaker 2: I love butter.
Speaker 5: I'm not like that at all.
Speaker 4: That means you're methodical, precise, and like to be in
Speaker 4: control all the time. And you're definitely a fraid aide.
Speaker 4: Your work will check your browser history so clear regular.
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 4: There we got anybody see that Ashley Madison popping up
Speaker 4: right to go on? Now, ose what's your go to
Speaker 4: buttering style when you're an apartment To me, you seem
Speaker 4: like a methodical spreader.
Speaker 5: No, see, I'm the opposite.
Speaker 6: I literally take the butter and I go from upper
Speaker 6: right corner to bottom left corner in a diagonal motion
Speaker 6: a few swipes.
Speaker 3: You fit the simple glider technique.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I just casually toss butter on, glided across the
Speaker 4: blood like once twice, maybe three times, and that's good enough.
Speaker 4: That means you're laid back, easy going, and you don't
Speaker 4: believe in using contraception.
Speaker 5: Contraception means to you.
Speaker 3: The simple glider.
Speaker 5: And I also don't need it because I'm not having
Speaker 5: it yet.
Speaker 7: Yeah.
Speaker 1: I was gonna say, how are you not a father?
Speaker 1: But then I realized I'm alone.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I get it. Now.
Speaker 4: We're looking at a study that broke down how you
Speaker 4: butter your bread and what that says about your personality.
Speaker 2: Don't even ask Alexis. I know she doesn't even eat butter.
Speaker 4: I'm guessing she's the type that stumbles home at the
Speaker 4: end of the night and drunkenly dunks the entire bread
Speaker 4: directly into the butter jar.
Speaker 8: Yeah.
Speaker 2: I didn't at that age a butter eater. It's just
Speaker 2: kind of like an extra green I got money for us, right, Well.
Speaker 4: Then, I guess you would fit the the barely there, Yeah,
Speaker 4: just enough butter to hardly get the job done, not
Speaker 4: to drop has.
Speaker 5: Like an extra little bit. I'll rub it on, you know.
Speaker 4: Okay, let's see it says it means you're a go getter. Oh,
Speaker 4: you like to move quickly, you don't waste any time,
Speaker 4: and you probably you're a runner.
Speaker 3: That makes sense.
Speaker 4: Yeah, and you probably lots of corny motivational sayings and
Speaker 4: posters up around your house in workspace that helped get.
Speaker 3: You through the day.
Speaker 2: I mean, I hoot, men above my desk. Does that count?
Speaker 3: Does that motivate going?
Speaker 2: I mean yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3: Okay, I'm personally more of a clumper.
Speaker 4: Get it on the toast and like a couple of clumps,
Speaker 4: and then I like to like let my mouth do
Speaker 4: the spread.
Speaker 3: So gross, clumpers involved.
Speaker 4: Minimal spreading, just one or two clumps of butter mashed
Speaker 4: into the bread. It means you think outside of the
Speaker 4: box and you like to do things your own way.
Speaker 4: You also tend to be forgetful and disorganized, but you
Speaker 4: do have an active libido and many people adore you.
Speaker 2: I mean, I think you may have added a couple of.
Speaker 4: There right on point. Almost almost said you're basically prince Charming.
Speaker 5: When I hear the words active libido, I think of Jazz.
Speaker 2: When I heard the words clumper, I think of Jeff.
Speaker 3: Were at a study again.
Speaker 4: It's breaking down how you butter your bread and what
Speaker 4: it says about you as a person. So some of
Speaker 4: the ones that we didn't mention because we covered everybody
Speaker 4: in the room.
Speaker 3: There's would you like some toast with that butter? If
Speaker 3: you're the.
Speaker 4: Type of person is way more butter than normal, to
Speaker 4: the point you can feel the moisture.
Speaker 1: All these My mom when she makes toast for us,
Speaker 1: she does it in the pan and she.
Speaker 2: And she puts butter on both sides.
Speaker 3: I actually have one for that. I'll get to that
Speaker 3: in a second.
Speaker 4: But people who would like people who like to over
Speaker 4: butter their toast means you have a happy disposition. You
Speaker 4: enjoy life and you don't mind over indulging. But there's
Speaker 4: a sixty percent chance you'll spend most of your life
Speaker 4: alone because you're so sloppy and unpredictable. The negative, but
Speaker 4: good Back to your mom. The double sider. Apparently, the
Speaker 4: double sider is a sign of high creativity.
Speaker 3: You live by your own set of.
Speaker 4: Rules and don't mind being the weird one in your
Speaker 4: friend group or your family.
Speaker 3: Mylone, but this is not good.
Speaker 4: You also struggle with staying faithful. You think it is
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Speaker 3: In butter and in love.
Speaker 2: Yes, Dad, listen to the show together.
Speaker 5: She's eating home records.
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Speaker 3: Who are you listening with right now?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 1: I don't know where you found that Butterlover's newsletter Butter
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Speaker 4: text in seventy five nine two. If you think it
Speaker 4: fit and it was true to who you really are,
Speaker 4: we got your phone tap coming.
Speaker 7: Up freaking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 4: Does anyone here sad that we're done with Halloween a little.
Speaker 5: I've been liking it more and more each year.
Speaker 4: Well what if I told you were not quite over it?
Speaker 4: What if I said, we have one more prank phone
Speaker 4: call to me?
Speaker 2: Yes, I'd be a little late.
Speaker 4: To a woman who lives in a neighborhood full of
Speaker 4: kids running around on Halloween night. In fact, there were
Speaker 4: so many who came to her door. I bet she
Speaker 4: doesn't need even remember my six year old son. He's
Speaker 4: not real, by the way, I made him up for
Speaker 4: this call, but I'm gonna remind her about how she
Speaker 4: did my kid dirty on Halloween in an extremely awkward,
Speaker 4: brand new phone tap right.
Speaker 2: Now, I love it another.
Speaker 10: Hello? Hi?
Speaker 3: Is this Mandy?
Speaker 10: Yeah?
Speaker 7: This is she.
Speaker 3: Hey, Uh, I'm David.
Speaker 4: You don't know me, but I live a block over
Speaker 4: and I got your number from one of your neighbors.
Speaker 3: I hope it's okay that I'm calling.
Speaker 10: Is everything okay?
Speaker 4: I'm not really sure because the other night on Halloween,
Speaker 4: my kid came home crying from your house.
Speaker 10: From my house.
Speaker 4: Well, I wasn't sure at the time, so I was like, hey, Bud,
Speaker 4: what's wrong?
Speaker 3: And he wouldn't tell me.
Speaker 4: So I took his little hand and I walked with
Speaker 4: him back around the neighborhood after midnight, and on our walk,
Speaker 4: he stopped and pointed at your house and he said, there's.
Speaker 3: Selfish bads who lived there.
Speaker 12: What.
Speaker 3: Yeah, exactly. I had the same reaction.
Speaker 4: I was like what, because he normally doesn't use that
Speaker 4: type of language.
Speaker 12: I'm so confused. I mean, we had tons and tons
Speaker 12: of kids come to the house. Yeah, Halloween, and we
Speaker 12: had tons and tons. I mean we even had candy
Speaker 12: left over.
Speaker 4: Oh that actually makes sense because he told me every
Speaker 4: other house people were very generous and they'd give him,
Speaker 4: you know, two, three, four pieces of candy, even a
Speaker 4: full sized candy bar. But for some reason, he only
Speaker 4: got one piece of candy from you.
Speaker 12: So it's Halloween, like it's my house. I mean, we
Speaker 12: can have discretion on how many candies we can give out.
Speaker 4: You realize that your neighbors are very, very, very generous,
Speaker 4: and it's not a great look on you to be
Speaker 4: giving so much less.
Speaker 12: Oh okay, yeah, so I'm going to do this with you.
Speaker 4: Well, I'm just curious, what is it? Is it because
Speaker 4: you didn't like his costume?
Speaker 10: This is ridiculous.
Speaker 12: No, I literally I give everyone.
Speaker 4: Is it because he had a dumb look on his face.
Speaker 4: Excuse me because he has that, But I mean, I
Speaker 4: think it's adorable.
Speaker 10: Are you for real?
Speaker 1: Right now?
Speaker 3: His grandparents always mention it whenever they come over.
Speaker 12: So this is absolutely like, who are your him?
Speaker 4: I'm the father of the child you emotionally traumatized on Halloween.
Speaker 12: I'm not the one emotionally traumatizing the kid you are
Speaker 12: for I feel grateful for what he had.
Speaker 4: Okay, so it's my fault that my child was upset
Speaker 4: that you didn't give him candy.
Speaker 12: Yes, absolutely, You're the only person who I'm hearing from
Speaker 12: that had a problem with the amount of candy I
Speaker 12: would had out.
Speaker 4: Okay, not even sympathetic at all to a crying kid.
Speaker 3: His unbelievable or his freaking dad. How we're gonna make
Speaker 3: this better? All right?
Speaker 8: No?
Speaker 12: Absolutely not, Nope, I'm not doing nothing.
Speaker 4: Later tonight, I'm gonna dress him up in his costume again,
Speaker 4: even though I know we're already a few.
Speaker 3: Days past Halloween. We're gonna come back on you.
Speaker 4: We're gonna come back around six pm. Will ring your doorbell?
Speaker 1: Do you hear your first?
Speaker 12: Of all, none of that is happening. I'm hanging up
Speaker 12: the phone. You're a freaking psycho.
Speaker 3: Actually, I'm not a psycho.
Speaker 4: I'm a good dad, and making a call like this
Speaker 4: is exactly what a good dad would do.
Speaker 12: Yeah, you really sound like the father of the year,
Speaker 12: don't you.
Speaker 4: I was Father of the year actually back in twenty fifteen,
Speaker 4: but that was with another family and I ended up
Speaker 4: leaving them.
Speaker 8: I was what is wrong with you?
Speaker 3: Look, we're just gonna come over there.
Speaker 4: You're gonna give him all of the candy in your
Speaker 4: house until he's happy, to make it for the emotional
Speaker 4: trauma that you have put him through.
Speaker 12: But I don't know you, and I don't like you.
Speaker 4: You don't like me, like you don't like my son's
Speaker 4: costume or his dumb look on his face.
Speaker 12: I don't even remember your son.
Speaker 3: Well that's nice.
Speaker 4: My kid is so forgettable that you don't even remember him.
Speaker 4: What Maybe he'll tell his therapist that when he's an adult.
Speaker 3: Thank you.
Speaker 12: Oh my gosh.
Speaker 4: And by the way, I love roast beef. So if
Speaker 4: you can have like a sandwich ready for me when
Speaker 4: we come by, that'd make me feel better.
Speaker 12: You did not just say that. I'm not making you
Speaker 12: a damn standwich.
Speaker 3: Go buy one from the supermarket and give it to me.
Speaker 12: Then, yeah, this conversation is over, and I'm gonna call
Speaker 12: the police and let him know how that you're harassing
Speaker 12: me on the phone.
Speaker 4: Okay, yeah, Well when you call him, will you tell
Speaker 4: him that you got pranked by a radio show called
Speaker 4: Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.
Speaker 3: Let them know that. What Because I'm.
Speaker 4: Not really your neighbor, I'm a radio host and your
Speaker 4: friend Shlina asked us to prank you.
Speaker 12: No way, yeah way, Oh my god, you cannot.
Speaker 4: She said that you both love Halloween and you guys
Speaker 4: had a record number of trick or treaters the other night,
Speaker 4: so she thought we could mess with you.
Speaker 12: Oh you are making me so angry?
Speaker 4: Are you angry? Because of the dumb look? I'm like
Speaker 4: kid's face. There's nothing you can do about that.
Speaker 3: The poor kid, I mean, I mean, he's not he's
Speaker 3: not real.
Speaker 2: I made him up, I know, wake up every morning was.
Speaker 7: The twenties, Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.
Speaker 4: Typically people come to us for help when they can't
Speaker 4: get someone they like to call them back.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but that's not the case today.
Speaker 4: One of our listeners says the woman he went out with,
Speaker 4: is still one hundred percent in contact with him?
Speaker 2: WHOA.
Speaker 3: In fact, she's.
Speaker 4: Blowing up his phone non stop problem, very angry emails,
Speaker 4: demanding that he come find o angry.
Speaker 3: Well, he's whears.
Speaker 4: It's all a simple misunderstanding, and now he just needs
Speaker 4: a chance to explain before she calls the cops. Oh,
Speaker 4: you're gonna hear why in your brand new second date
Speaker 4: update right.
Speaker 3: After this second date update.
Speaker 4: We're entering dangerous territory just by doing this phone call.
Speaker 3: Really, because the.
Speaker 4: Guy we're speaking with may or may not currently be
Speaker 4: involved in an ongoing crime.
Speaker 2: Okay, Oh no, did he call us collect?
Speaker 3: You did not call us collect?
Speaker 5: And I said may or may not.
Speaker 4: It's nothing major, just to run of the mill grand
Speaker 4: theft auto that happened during his first.
Speaker 5: Ye If he's not, why would you even bring it up.
Speaker 4: I'm just saying, we've all been there. Yeah, one second,
Speaker 4: you're flirting talking about your hobbies. Next minute you're hot
Speaker 4: wiring a Beamer convertible while she looks out for the cops.
Speaker 2: Nice choice, youist.
Speaker 4: I'm just speculating on it, but let's talk to Jason
Speaker 4: and get all the details first.
Speaker 3: Jason welcome to the show.
Speaker 10: Hey, thanks for having me.
Speaker 2: This is actually a Honda a chord y.
Speaker 4: You know, a lot to unpack here, But why don't
Speaker 4: you start at the beginning? Tell us about this happened
Speaker 4: on a date?
Speaker 1: Yeah, wait, you actually hot wired a car?
Speaker 10: No no, no, no, no, I did not.
Speaker 1: I may may have made that part of it, but
Speaker 1: I mean, like I thought so, but then his response
Speaker 1: and I was like, wait, what that's on me?
Speaker 5: Has this been diesel?
Speaker 3: I was just guessing? But tell us about the date
Speaker 3: that you went on. Who's the girl?
Speaker 10: So I met Laura on a dating app?
Speaker 2: Okay, what'd you like about her?
Speaker 10: You know, honestly, like, she's just my type. She's got
Speaker 10: a great personality, she's funny, keeps a conversation.
Speaker 4: Clean, criminal record important exactly, Yeah, really good credit score.
Speaker 2: That's funny, Jason, that's awesome.
Speaker 10: Yeah, and you know, she was just my type physically
Speaker 10: attractive too. She definitely like worked on all that stuff.
Speaker 10: But anyways, nice, we're having a date, you know, decided
Speaker 10: to meet for dinner.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's pretty normal so far.
Speaker 10: Yeah, everything's going fantastic. To be honest with you, and
Speaker 10: I normally would just be you know, after a first date.
Speaker 10: Just split ways there and just take aodbye. But it
Speaker 10: was going so well that I was like, do you
Speaker 10: want to maybe grab dessert?
Speaker 2: Oh? Okay, go to a second spot. You're just feeling it.
Speaker 2: You don't want it to end. That's such a great feeling.
Speaker 4: So was the ice cream shop so far away you
Speaker 4: needed to steal a car in order to drive there?
Speaker 4: How do we get to stealing a car?
Speaker 10: Well, first of all, I didn't steal a car.
Speaker 3: Oh, we were on.
Speaker 10: Our way to get dessert. She offered to use your car,
Speaker 10: which was fine. We were walking back to her place.
Speaker 2: Use her car. Most people say drive, but yeah, okay,
Speaker 2: oh yeah, so a.
Speaker 5: Truth to go use the products?
Speaker 10: Yeah okay, yeah, So she offered to drive her car,
Speaker 10: and so we walked back to her place. And on
Speaker 10: the way there, I get a text message from my
Speaker 10: friend and he's he tells me about this pop up
Speaker 10: event that this DJ we love is putting on. Oh
Speaker 10: it's outside the city, so it's not just like walking distance.
Speaker 13: And okay, okay, yeah I mean, And so I asked Laura,
Speaker 13: I just said, do you min if I borrow your
Speaker 13: car for something really important?
Speaker 2: Wait? What why would you ask her to go with you.
Speaker 2: Do you have a car, you could go get your
Speaker 2: own car.
Speaker 10: I don't have a car right now?
Speaker 4: Okay, okay, so you asked you asked to borrow her
Speaker 4: car to go to this event.
Speaker 10: Probably, I mean like it was our first date and
Speaker 10: my friend just hit me up. I really, it wasn't
Speaker 10: really my role to invite her. My friend invited me.
Speaker 12: It was.
Speaker 10: It's like, it's like our favorite detail.
Speaker 1: Like that is an inappropriate question on a first date,
Speaker 1: but asking to use someone's car totally cool.
Speaker 10: I was. I was in a pinch and I wanted
Speaker 10: to make it there. She did give me permission? She should?
Speaker 8: I trust you?
Speaker 9: Wow, I would make you, she said, yes, he must.
Speaker 3: You must be a pretty awesome guy or a very
Speaker 3: good looking.
Speaker 2: Guy, or she's just not very good at decision making.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm only decide with you on this case. I
Speaker 4: think there's something to you that made her trust you.
Speaker 10: I mean, like, the car is fine. I'm trying to
Speaker 10: give it back. It's just the timing was off.
Speaker 3: Wait, you still have it?
Speaker 10: I do have I've been trying to give it back.
Speaker 2: Oh wait, did she know why you took it? Where
Speaker 2: you were going?
Speaker 10: No? I just said something important came up and she
Speaker 10: didn't ask. She just said, I, yeah.
Speaker 8: It, sweetheart.
Speaker 4: She's probably thinking that some sort of like emergency where
Speaker 4: you have to like rush to the hospital.
Speaker 2: Or yeah, did you skip dessert too, Brooke?
Speaker 10: Oh, horaphic, you cannot have jear me, Sue, there was
Speaker 10: no desert.
Speaker 2: Okay, know why.
Speaker 3: She's not calling back.
Speaker 1: That's kind of like bailing on her though, because like
Speaker 1: the date was still continuing.
Speaker 2: So not only did you take her car leave, but
Speaker 2: you left kind of in the middle of plans.
Speaker 5: Physically bailed on.
Speaker 3: Well, hold on, was the show worth it?
Speaker 2: What all the show?
Speaker 4: I mean, Brooke cares about whether or not the dessert.
Speaker 4: I want to know about the show that he left
Speaker 4: to go see.
Speaker 5: You want to know about the girl.
Speaker 10: I mean, honestly, the show is great and I'm so
Speaker 10: glad I went.
Speaker 3: Okay, something good came out of it.
Speaker 2: She's not calling you back and you have her car.
Speaker 10: Well, she has left me some voicemails and she's like
Speaker 10: basically upset. But here's the thing, though, I texted her
Speaker 10: the next day, but by the time she got back
Speaker 10: to me, I was already at work, and unfortunately, I
Speaker 10: like I said, I don't have a car, so I
Speaker 10: took her car to work, and then it's been like
Speaker 10: three days now.
Speaker 3: Oh my god.
Speaker 2: I mean I would be calling the police.
Speaker 1: Honestly, I would think that this guy has stolen my car.
Speaker 2: He's a total feet.
Speaker 4: He didn't think better than calling the police, call us,
Speaker 4: we have more stords.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, she is freaking out? Is her voicemails
Speaker 2: that she leaves? Is she just livid?
Speaker 3: Why do you always assume the worst brooke?
Speaker 5: He has her car?
Speaker 3: Bet, she's casual, isn't she casual?
Speaker 5: Jason's freaking out?
Speaker 10: Well, it started casual, but now it's done like a
Speaker 10: handful of voicemails and she's pretty upset. Yeah, okay, I
Speaker 10: mean like I'll touch back and try to set up
Speaker 10: a time and she can't, and then it's just like
Speaker 10: she just gets more angry.
Speaker 2: Are you looking for another date too?
Speaker 1: Or are we just trying to set up a time
Speaker 1: for y'all to meet and do this car exchange.
Speaker 10: I would love to go on a date with her,
Speaker 10: and I've to get this car back to her.
Speaker 3: Okay, look at that.
Speaker 4: Yeah, the fact that he has come to us asking
Speaker 4: for help returning the car proves that he's not a thief,
Speaker 4: he's not malicious. Yeah, and he wants to find love
Speaker 4: out of this whole.
Speaker 1: Experience, and a date would be a good time to
Speaker 1: get the car back.
Speaker 8: It would be you know, So let's do this.
Speaker 4: We're gonna come back, We're gonna call Laura, and we're
Speaker 4: gonna explain everything. Oh, get her car back to her,
Speaker 4: and try and get you your second date update.
Speaker 10: Right, I'm ready, Right, here we go.
Speaker 3: Second date update Top three first date mistakes.
Speaker 4: Okay, showing up late, being rude to the wait staff,
Speaker 4: accidentally stealing your date's car, and holding on to it
Speaker 4: for several days.
Speaker 5: So what a stereotype.
Speaker 4: Because that's what happened with one of our listeners, Jason recently,
Speaker 4: and stealing isn't really the right word, because he got
Speaker 4: permission from his date, Laura, to borrow her car temporarily.
Speaker 2: She thought it was probably for the night, but.
Speaker 4: Afterwards, Jason hasn't been able to coordinate a time and
Speaker 4: a place to return it, so he's been driving it
Speaker 4: around to work and to other events. It gives us
Speaker 4: two goals for today's call. One is to get Laura's
Speaker 4: car back into her possession and then two fanaggle our
Speaker 4: way into getting them on another romantic date.
Speaker 1: Which is going to be real hard when she's leaving
Speaker 1: him angry voicemails right now.
Speaker 3: But I believe in us.
Speaker 4: Okay, I want to know, Jason, if we can get
Speaker 4: Laura on the phone, here, is it okay if we
Speaker 4: tell her that you took her car for a pop
Speaker 4: up DJ show.
Speaker 10: Honestly, I really would like to go on another date
Speaker 10: with her, So I'm hoping maybe we could just leave
Speaker 10: it out.
Speaker 7: Yeah.
Speaker 1: I think that's a smart choice to make something up.
Speaker 4: A baby stuck in a well out in the countryside,
Speaker 4: so you went to go save it.
Speaker 2: I just think that maybe we just leave it generic.
Speaker 2: He needed the.
Speaker 3: Car, Okay, let her come to her own conclusions.
Speaker 2: Sure, I bet she doesn't really care. I bet she
Speaker 2: just wants her car back.
Speaker 3: Or Jason, you can tell her yourself if you feel
Speaker 3: up for it.
Speaker 10: Hey, Yeah, I mean I guess you can kind of
Speaker 10: test the waters first.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm sure at the point when you're all laughing
Speaker 1: about the whole situation together, then you can throw him.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you look back on this as a funny joke
Speaker 3: on your wedding. Anyway, let's call Laura here. We'll see
Speaker 3: if she picks up.
Speaker 4: Here we go, Hello, Hey, we're looking for Laura. Hey, Laura,
Speaker 4: I'm gonna apologize in advance for this phone call. But
Speaker 4: you're on the radio right now with broken Jeffrey in
Speaker 4: the morning.
Speaker 5: Were you apologizing? It's a good thing.
Speaker 14: I'm on the radio.
Speaker 2: Yes, Yes, we're here to help.
Speaker 14: How did how did you get my phone on? But
Speaker 14: I don't understand like that.
Speaker 4: Why we were asked to call you from one of
Speaker 4: our listeners who he went on an interesting date with recently.
Speaker 1: God, and you are the nicest person we may have
Speaker 1: ever had on this show.
Speaker 3: Immediate, sweetheart, Are you sitting down right now?
Speaker 2: Yes?
Speaker 4: Why because the person that we're calling about actually he
Speaker 4: has your car.
Speaker 14: No, you're not talking about him.
Speaker 3: Yeahson, looking for Jason. Oh my gosh, on behalf of Jason.
Speaker 4: We apologize so much for the confusion that's happened over
Speaker 4: the last few days.
Speaker 2: I mean, what a dummy he is.
Speaker 14: Well you should be apologizing. This isra I need to
Speaker 14: get my car back.
Speaker 5: You need to get yeah, yeah, we agree.
Speaker 3: That's part of what we're doing here.
Speaker 4: We'd like to help you and Jason coordinate a time
Speaker 4: in order for that to happen.
Speaker 14: But we also that's what I've been trying to do.
Speaker 4: Okay, it's not then, but the all us, you know,
Speaker 4: the car confusion aside, Like Jason, pretty cool guy, right,
Speaker 4: I don't think that's a.
Speaker 14: Good I wouldn't call him that. I wouldn't call him that.
Speaker 1: Can I ask, like, what were you thinking when he
Speaker 1: asked to borrow your car on a first date and
Speaker 1: you said yes?
Speaker 3: And we said that in the nicest way post.
Speaker 14: Yeah, well okay, so I don't know what he told you,
Speaker 14: but at the end of our days, he was like, oh,
Speaker 14: let's go get the sirt, let's go have a nightcap,
Speaker 14: Let's have a sweet time.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he said he was having such a good time
Speaker 2: with you. He didn't want the night to end.
Speaker 14: So well it did because he got a text on
Speaker 14: his phone and he looked at me and he was like,
Speaker 14: it's city Hall. I work for city Hall. It's an
Speaker 14: urgent matter, and I borrow your car.
Speaker 2: Wait, he told you he worked for city Hall, like Batman.
Speaker 14: Or something, But he says it's a matter of urgency.
Speaker 14: He like literally drives off like Batman. I'm shocked. I
Speaker 14: wanted to help he asked very sweetly, and I was like, oh, okay,
Speaker 14: that's fine. And then I can't get in touch with him, right,
Speaker 14: so I call city Hall and try to figure out
Speaker 14: from his name, you know, because I was personal name, right.
Speaker 14: But it turns out he doesn't really work for city
Speaker 14: Hall in an extremely professional matter. He works in the
Speaker 14: genitorial apartment, which is fine, but I'm not sure why
Speaker 14: he would need my car.
Speaker 4: Laura, Are you saying that if you're just a janitor
Speaker 4: at city Hall, then you don't have the authority to
Speaker 4: take someone's car on official government business.
Speaker 3: Yes, I'm saying that they have emergencies too.
Speaker 1: I mean it could have been a water main break, right,
Speaker 1: Like I'm just saking, like documents could have been at risk.
Speaker 14: But well, then why wouldn't he give it back to me?
Speaker 2: I think he's trying about thirty.
Speaker 14: Minutes away from calling the police, so he needs to
Speaker 14: get my card.
Speaker 12: Definitely don't like not funny.
Speaker 4: And you don't have to do that because Jason is
Speaker 4: actually on the other line right now in my car
Speaker 4: wanting to drive it wherever.
Speaker 2: You tell me, what are you doing?
Speaker 8: Idiot? Like?
Speaker 4: What?
Speaker 3: Well he's hearing all that, Jason, there I don't care.
Speaker 14: I don't even know what this is. But he called
Speaker 14: the radios. Is how you guys thought he did something illegal?
Speaker 3: Jason, anytime you could jump in.
Speaker 10: I mean it's okay. I don't even know to say.
Speaker 10: I've been trying to meet up with you and stuff
Speaker 10: like that, and I didn't steal your car. It's not
Speaker 10: like I go without you knowing.
Speaker 14: Jac Just tell me what you use the car for.
Speaker 3: Go ahead.
Speaker 11: I mean, listen, I really want the opportunity to be
Speaker 11: honest with you, because I do think it's important to
Speaker 11: be honest, and you know, first of.
Speaker 10: All, I do work at city Hall, so I mean
Speaker 10: like I was telling the truth there.
Speaker 3: Yeah, to give him credit for that, Laura.
Speaker 14: Okay, yeah, I'll give him credit for moppy before it's
Speaker 14: the city hall.
Speaker 10: Sure.
Speaker 3: Okay, out the paper towels in the bathrooms too.
Speaker 10: I will not take that personal because I'm like, you're
Speaker 10: just trying to be mean and you're upset. But I
Speaker 10: just hear me out.
Speaker 14: It was a very okay waiting day.
Speaker 10: So there was a huge pop up event that just
Speaker 10: happened that take place. It was a surprise, My are
Speaker 10: you kidding me? Just hear me out. Though it was.
Speaker 10: My best friend texted me it was for the moment. Obviously,
Speaker 10: I would never try to hurt you or try to
Speaker 10: lie to you or do anything to like are you
Speaker 10: here right now? But it was like, so just it
Speaker 10: was our favorite dj J.
Speaker 14: You made it seem like it was really urgent in
Speaker 14: the city hall, like you're a freaking batman or something. Okay,
Speaker 14: and it was a pop up DJ event.
Speaker 10: Well, where we were located in the time it was
Speaker 10: short notice and where we were located in house.
Speaker 4: Shut up.
Speaker 2: I think that's really good advice.
Speaker 14: I'm done with the story this out to you. You
Speaker 14: called the radio, get me my car. I don't really
Speaker 14: want to ever speak to you again.
Speaker 4: I think the good news is that even though we've
Speaker 4: obviously gone down a rocky road here, their relationship and
Speaker 4: their goodwill is still intact.
Speaker 2: Are you hearing the same?
Speaker 14: I'm really okay, guys, I love that. Do you think
Speaker 14: it's funny? But I'm really not interested in this conversation.
Speaker 1: In my car.
Speaker 10: I know you're not interested in this conversation right now,
Speaker 10: but what about a conversation when I drop off the car,
Speaker 10: we'd meet for dinner.
Speaker 4: We can have another no, no, the tempers are running
Speaker 4: hot right now. Maybe after we all calm down, we
Speaker 4: can think about like maybe having a little bit of
Speaker 4: a romantic connection going on.
Speaker 14: Good So you would have a romantic connection with someone
Speaker 14: who stole your car for three days? That is stupid.
Speaker 3: I mean it works in the movies.
Speaker 14: I like, yeah, I haven't been able to get worse. No,
Speaker 14: but having to get writ from friends.
Speaker 3: Jason, would you be willing to take Laura to work?
Speaker 2: No, Jeffrey, shut up. She is gonna hang up before
Speaker 2: we get her her car back. I'm gonna say, like
Speaker 2: in the next like hour, you should probably drop it off.
Speaker 7: Jason, how about thirty minutes.
Speaker 2: I mean, yeah, you were really lucky she hasn't called
Speaker 2: the car.
Speaker 10: I mean honestly, like I could probably do it in
Speaker 10: like closer to like forty five minutes, because I thirty
Speaker 10: minutes is cutting away too closet. I know, I'm not
Speaker 10: trying to be at pain, Laura. You just you want
Speaker 10: it now, and that's fine. But at forty five minutes.
Speaker 4: His favorite DJ set doesn't end for another twenty minutes,
Speaker 4: so you gotta shut it out for you can return
Speaker 4: the car at a morning concert.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, I just dropped the car.
Speaker 14: As long as you get there in forty five minutes, I'm.
Speaker 2: All right, A right, we did what they did it.
Speaker 4: Congratulations Jason, you're not going to jail?
Speaker 5: Well, we don't know. They could be waiting.
Speaker 4: Look Jeffrey in the morning, Oh man, are you serious?
Speaker 4: I didn't even get to offer them a gift hard
Speaker 4: for ten percent off oil changes a jiffy loose.
Speaker 2: I mean, Jeffery, your positivity on this one. Wow? Yeah, dude,
Speaker 2: is she going to get her car back? That's what
Speaker 2: I'm worried about.
Speaker 3: Well, you better or else the cops are going to
Speaker 3: be coming after him.
Speaker 5: I guess where he lives.
Speaker 3: I don't think so, That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 4: But it would be funny if the police were there
Speaker 4: waiting for him to show.
Speaker 5: She could him and say wait here.
Speaker 4: I don't think he'd find the humor in not funny
Speaker 4: for him, but for us hilarious.
Speaker 5: Good he calls us from jail for an awkward Tuesday?
Speaker 5: Can you mail me out?
Speaker 1: We're like, no, maybe his story is going to end
Speaker 1: up as a laser story.
Speaker 3: We're going to keep you updated about this one way
Speaker 3: or the other.
Speaker 4: Find out you'll find out yeah, exactly, But we can
Speaker 4: always try and help you with your dating life. As
Speaker 4: you've seen, we will go to the ends of the
Speaker 4: earth and try and get you a second date update,
Speaker 4: no matter how stupid we end.
Speaker 5: If this doesn't prove it, nothing does.
Speaker 4: So email the show. We'll call that person was a
Speaker 4: calling you back. Check out all of our second date updates,
Speaker 4: by the way, at the Brook and Jeffrey Podcast wherever
Speaker 4: you gets yours on Spotify, on Apple Podcasts wherever.
Speaker 7: Yeah brooking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 4: Whenever you hear interviews with successful music artists and athletes,
Speaker 4: they always talk about the number one thing that motivated
Speaker 4: them to get where they are today is all the haters. Yes,
Speaker 4: all the teachers who openly doubted them, all those bullies
Speaker 4: in school who made fun of them for being.
Speaker 3: Who they were.
Speaker 5: Tell my story here, Jeffy.
Speaker 4: And set them on a lifelong mission to rise up
Speaker 4: and prove them wrong.
Speaker 6: Ah, you think I talked too much teachers, I'm gonna
Speaker 6: talk for a living.
Speaker 3: Yeah, how you like that?
Speaker 2: I actually agree with the teachers.
Speaker 4: But that's why today, you know what to all of
Speaker 4: my teachers who ever told me that I was talented?
Speaker 4: To all my family members who invested hundreds of thousands
Speaker 4: of dollars into my private.
Speaker 3: School education and music lessons, and.
Speaker 4: All my quote unquote friends who said I was gonna
Speaker 4: make it big someday and they couldn't.
Speaker 8: Wait to cheer me on.
Speaker 15: I just want to say, guess what what, look at me.
Speaker 2: Now, it didn't work.
Speaker 5: It's out to you wrong.
Speaker 3: Get through a big success, not me.
Speaker 8: So take that.
Speaker 3: Everybody.
Speaker 5: You're gonna feel dumb.
Speaker 3: Forever believing in me when you hear my brand.
Speaker 2: New Song of the Week program shaking her head right down.
Speaker 4: To eat those compliments coming up at eight ten.
Speaker 3: It is song of the week time, let's say.
Speaker 4: And over the years, I've made it a tradition where
Speaker 4: like once or twice every year I put a pause
Speaker 4: on all the normal holiday hubbub and I shine a
Speaker 4: spotlight on the underappreciated jobs of the world.
Speaker 2: I love when you did that. It makes people feel
Speaker 2: so important.
Speaker 4: Get ready TikTok for forty three views this week. And
Speaker 4: before I tell you who I'm singing about, let's just
Speaker 4: take a quick look back at all the different careers
Speaker 4: that I've.
Speaker 2: Sang for people.
Speaker 4: Chances are I've already covered you but there's been the
Speaker 4: male carriers, the sanitation workers, the guys with the bright
Speaker 4: orange glow sticks at the airports. Yeah, not the ones
Speaker 4: on the tarmac. I'm talking about the hippies going to
Speaker 4: Burning Man, stumbling around Hudson News and they're like, can
Speaker 4: I get a sausage McMuffin with geese?
Speaker 3: And like, nope, wrong store, buddy.
Speaker 2: That was such a sentimental song I'll never forget.
Speaker 3: So many tears shed, and.
Speaker 5: They felt very important.
Speaker 4: I'm sang about all these different people, all these different careers,
Speaker 4: but I'm almost embarrassed to say I've not highlighted this
Speaker 4: one particular group yet. Who's more than deserving of our
Speaker 4: love and appreciation?
Speaker 2: Who is it?
Speaker 8: Jeh?
Speaker 4: I'm talking about the hard working noble school bus drivers.
Speaker 7: Ah.
Speaker 3: Yes, a mess, so many of them out there.
Speaker 4: It's a job that you're probably not gonna get a
Speaker 4: lot of people like jumping to sign up for.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm some questionable ones in my day.
Speaker 1: Well, same, there was one that maybe smoked too much
Speaker 1: of something and kept forgetting us all.
Speaker 10: Something.
Speaker 2: No, he was smoking.
Speaker 3: But that's the thing.
Speaker 4: It's a tough job where you're waking up at the
Speaker 4: crack of dawn to drive a bunch of rowdy, screaming,
Speaker 4: smelly children around all day and you're.
Speaker 3: Not getting paid nearly enough to do it with just.
Speaker 5: You in the car.
Speaker 1: If anyone wants seat belts in those buses, it is
Speaker 1: the bus drivers, not because of safety, just because just
Speaker 1: keep them down, keep them bustled in any.
Speaker 8: Sort of.
Speaker 3: In your fricking seats. It's a huge responsibility.
Speaker 8: It is so.
Speaker 3: Yes, school bus.
Speaker 4: Drivers are finally getting their long overdue song.
Speaker 5: If you're a school driver.
Speaker 1: Not while you're driving, please, but the last school bus
Speaker 1: drivers turn us on in the morning.
Speaker 2: I love it.
Speaker 4: So this is for them, and that's why instead of
Speaker 4: doing the big hit that started on TikTok Little Boo
Speaker 4: Thing by.
Speaker 2: Paul Russell, this is such a fun song.
Speaker 4: It's young Jefferies little school thing, Yes, for all the
Speaker 4: bus drivers.
Speaker 2: Okay, speak quiet, let the bus driver hear this.
Speaker 3: Sit down a point when I'm ready. Points.
Speaker 15: Let me tell you drive a little school thing, little
Speaker 15: yellow bus crew taking food ands to the homes. I
Speaker 15: don't know the cool slang, but I'm.
Speaker 3: Making like a tree with the roots that I follow.
Speaker 3: Tell him, I'm tell him, I'm stressed. Uber Xcel with
Speaker 3: the DAYCAREFLEXI know yelling.
Speaker 4: The yelling's intense, got my ears ringing like the bell.
Speaker 5: And big vent Hello.
Speaker 15: Trying to keep an eye on the street, of the
Speaker 15: eye on the kids in the mirror where I peep? Okay,
Speaker 15: cause if I don't go take a peep, it's Monday night.
Speaker 3: Raw in the back road. See you. Lessons I learned
Speaker 3: to you, so don't drop a ca it off on
Speaker 3: the wrong lawn, don't use duct tape on the bad ones.
Speaker 3: Never drink when you drive, but it's cool when you're done.
Speaker 3: Natty light sound good.
Speaker 8: Come get ya.
Speaker 3: If you late, I'm gonna ditch ya.
Speaker 15: If you stand up or re sit ya comes summer time,
Speaker 15: I won't miss you. Pick the back, all the front, southwest,
Speaker 15: holes it where you want, keep your hands in the bus.
Speaker 3: Double beef if a money, back it up.
Speaker 15: Cruising out of one way, got twelve cocks craml of
Speaker 15: me another right, stops to go tapping on my break
Speaker 15: like Usher did back in the day.
Speaker 5: Just nice and slow.
Speaker 4: Rude guy driving up bends all of my bumper like
Speaker 4: a pair of.
Speaker 15: Depends on no getting up, getting upset and loving light
Speaker 15: Taylor swip loving TEMs.
Speaker 7: You go, Tommy, for.
Speaker 5: God's sake, no eating soup on the fire.
Speaker 2: I know where you live.
Speaker 15: Oh open my squeaky door. Uh oh who the brakes
Speaker 15: are creaky? So what oho my coffee? Drink some show, dude,
Speaker 15: I smell peepee. Oh, gotta say a few things. All
Speaker 15: your little kids not insane?
Speaker 3: Don't you know?
Speaker 15: Any tackle Tuesday should be get in some hazard paid
Speaker 15: for what I.
Speaker 5: Enduh doing them doing them.
Speaker 3: The laps always gotta stop bit fill the.
Speaker 15: Train tracks on know bringing up, bringing that class better,
Speaker 15: not passing my reclights.
Speaker 3: Laps like no a cotelectua to the.
Speaker 16: School, connect you and drop off, ejectya little stop signed
Speaker 16: to protect you, go and off fetcha through the rain
Speaker 16: the snow with bad web, bad traffic Finessia keep your
Speaker 16: children say for no pressure.
Speaker 1: Yeah with the usher reference, Oh my god, I loved all.
Speaker 3: Of it because you love the oldest reference.
Speaker 1: I loved it in the Southwest seeded, I mean you
Speaker 1: can't sit in the back of the bus.
Speaker 2: List you're cool, that's the yeah thing.
Speaker 1: I don't know if you ever rode a bus, Jeffrey,
Speaker 1: but you do not make that grave mistake.
Speaker 3: Yes, okay, saying I'm not allowed on the back of
Speaker 3: the bus.
Speaker 5: No, you know, in the middle of the bus.
Speaker 2: I was definitely I was in the front.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, on the bus driver's lap. Yeah, that's your
Speaker 4: song of the week for all the bus.
Speaker 3: Drivers section seventy five nine two. Tell us what you
Speaker 3: thought about it.
Speaker 4: We're gonna post a video up on the Brook and
Speaker 4: Jeffrey socials on our TikTok on YouTube, Instagram, everywhere at
Speaker 4: Brook and Jeffrey.
Speaker 2: Guys, and you gotta go see the YouTube videos. You
Speaker 2: can learn the lyrics and then sing it to your
Speaker 2: bus driver.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, great, love that. Thats totally wone annoyed them. Yeah,
Speaker 3: thanks for listening.
Speaker 7: Frooking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 4: You gotta text seventy five to ninety two that says, hey,
Speaker 4: I know that song. My sister's cousin exposed her cheating
Speaker 4: husband to it on TikTok.
Speaker 2: Oh nice.
Speaker 4: That video actually gave me the inspiration to write this song,
Speaker 4: so I'm glad you brought that up again.
Speaker 3: Thank you. But if you missed it.
Speaker 4: Instead of singing Paul Russell's viral TikTok song Little Booth Thing,
Speaker 4: I sang my own version called little school thing dedicated
Speaker 4: to all the hard working school bus drivers out there
Speaker 4: who deserve our respect and our appreciation because they're carrying
Speaker 4: around the most precious cargo.
Speaker 3: Of all the loads of fire extinguishers. They've got like
Speaker 3: six or seven on every single bus.
Speaker 4: I see we're getting some more feedback on the textboard, Brook,
Speaker 4: What do you got?
Speaker 2: I really like this one.
Speaker 1: It says my mom was a school bus driver for
Speaker 1: twenty years.
Speaker 2: Wow, and trust me, it was thankless.
Speaker 1: One time she found gum under a kid's seat and
Speaker 1: made him put it back.
Speaker 2: In his mouth.
Speaker 1: Oh I'm not sure it was his, but no, she
Speaker 1: had had enough.
Speaker 4: Okay, now I see why she's not a school bus
Speaker 4: driver anymore.
Speaker 3: Didn't let her keep driving her route after that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but I bet that kid never did it again,
Speaker 2: learned his lesson.
Speaker 3: Thanks you, school bus mom.
Speaker 4: But if you missed it, if you want to hear
Speaker 4: it again, you can always go see all of us
Speaker 4: grooving out to the song and the video.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean, Alexis doesn't stop dancing. It's the entire.
Speaker 4: Check it out at the Brook and Jeffery YouTube page
Speaker 4: on our Facebook Insta in TikTok and please rate and
Speaker 4: comment Brooks outfit today Now it's I want.
Speaker 7: To know what they have to say Brook and Jeffrey
Speaker 7: in the morning.
Speaker 1: US.
Speaker 3: It is November three.
Speaker 4: We're getting close to the end of the year here, Brook,
Speaker 4: and you're also getting close to a huge milestone in
Speaker 4: this segment. What's that because you have to admit you've
Speaker 4: lost quite a bit this year, more than usual.
Speaker 2: In life as well.
Speaker 4: Yeah, but yeah, not Brook's strongest showing it's not this year.
Speaker 4: But in all the time that you've played this trivia game,
Speaker 4: you have never had thirty losses in a single calendar year.
Speaker 4: Just standing at twenty nine losses right now.
Speaker 7: No.
Speaker 5: No, if we were in Vegas right now, I would
Speaker 5: betting against.
Speaker 2: Your Brook losses. It's not bad for an entire year.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's not that good though.
Speaker 4: Come on a weekend, there's a chance you might get
Speaker 4: to thirty losses when you take on Ben today, because
Speaker 4: he's already beat you once before.
Speaker 7: His all time.
Speaker 4: Record is one three and one. Brooke, what do you
Speaker 4: have to say to Ben.
Speaker 3: Good? One broke.
Speaker 5: For Brook it's Ben fun.
Speaker 2: Oh, I was gonna tell him to bend over and.
Speaker 3: She's coming on to you.
Speaker 8: Ben, did you beat me?
Speaker 2: This year.
Speaker 4: I know that means he's due for another victory, Brookes.
Speaker 4: So you think about that while you leave and while
Speaker 4: she heads out. You know the rules, Ben, You got
Speaker 4: thirty seconds to answer as many questions as possible. If
Speaker 4: you don't know when, you can say past. But you
Speaker 4: do have to beat her outright to win? Are you ready?
Speaker 7: I am ready.
Speaker 3: Let's shoe it for a chance at history. Good luck.
Speaker 4: Your time starts now. Today is national? And which day?
Speaker 4: According to the dictionary? How is a club sandwich different
Speaker 4: than any others?
Speaker 10: It has three meets?
Speaker 4: Since she's four presidents make up Mount Rushmore, George Washington,
Speaker 4: Teddy Roosevelt, Abraham Lincoln and who else?
Speaker 10: Oh Roosevelt.
Speaker 7: In the.
Speaker 4: Disney story Princess Tiana and the Frog takes place in
Speaker 4: what American city.
Speaker 3: Taco.
Speaker 4: Bell's longest standing slogan was think outside the What I
Speaker 4: said that was terrible? Hold on clearing up everything on
Speaker 4: our side?
Speaker 10: All right?
Speaker 3: Brook is back in the studio. How do you think?
Speaker 4: Do you think it was enough to give Brook her
Speaker 4: thirtieth loss?
Speaker 7: Ben?
Speaker 10: I do not, Brook. I think you're fine.
Speaker 5: Don't even worry.
Speaker 2: What happened to the confidence?
Speaker 8: Ben?
Speaker 10: Oh my god? It was terrible.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you might just be trying to get in your
Speaker 4: head though.
Speaker 7: Bro.
Speaker 2: Oh man, how was your twenty twenty three Ben?
Speaker 7: Ben?
Speaker 2: You look back, you're like, Man, I was a loser.
Speaker 2: I was a winner.
Speaker 10: Where we're at, it's pretty good.
Speaker 7: Yeah.
Speaker 10: My youngest is artistic and she finished high school this year,
Speaker 10: so that a pretty big deals. Yeah, thank you.
Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah, you.
Speaker 3: Should have her call in and beat Brook.
Speaker 10: Yeah right, yeah, I love it.
Speaker 3: That'd be good to you. Go here, Okay, here we go, Brook?
Speaker 3: You ready?
Speaker 5: Yep?
Speaker 4: Your time starts now. Today is National Sandwich Day. According
Speaker 4: to the Dictionary, how's a club sandwich different than any others?
Speaker 2: A club has three pieces of bread.
Speaker 4: Four presidents make up Mount Rushmore, George Washington, Teddy Roosevelt,
Speaker 4: Abraham Lincoln, and whoever Jefferson. In the Disney story Princess
Speaker 4: Tiana and the Frog that takes place in what American City,
Speaker 4: New Orleans, Taco. Bell's longest standing slogan was think outside
Speaker 4: the what fox Over fifty percent of the population of
Speaker 4: which European country believes in elmshu Norway. I don't know
Speaker 4: going with the Norwegians on this. Let's head on over
Speaker 4: the scoreboard and see how you both did.
Speaker 2: With Jose I have no idea what I'm talking about.
Speaker 5: I'm not thinking, I'm just talking.
Speaker 3: Then you got zero.
Speaker 5: Yeah it was rock Brook dub with three.
Speaker 2: I've had days like that, my friend.
Speaker 10: It's okay, job shot.
Speaker 3: Let's go over the answers real quick. It's National Sandwich Day.
Speaker 4: According to the Dictionary, a club sandwich is different because it.
Speaker 3: Has three layers of bread.
Speaker 4: Yes, specifically the bread for presidents make up Mount Rushmore, Washington,
Speaker 4: Teddy Roosevelt, Abraham Lincoln, and Thomas Jefferson. Princess Tanna and
Speaker 4: the Frog takes place in New Orleans.
Speaker 2: I love that movie.
Speaker 3: Taco Bell's longest standing slogan was.
Speaker 4: Not effective because it was think outside the bun.
Speaker 5: Fox is the original.
Speaker 2: Just give me fourth meal and yeah, four meal is
Speaker 2: the best.
Speaker 5: One they've done.
Speaker 4: Over fifty percent of the population of Iceland believes in
Speaker 4: el of Icelandic folks about elves, and people just up
Speaker 4: there keep on believing very.
Speaker 5: Conspiracy theories are way more fun than ours, like elves.
Speaker 5: That's Christmas stuff.
Speaker 3: Let's keep a cute Yeah, did you.
Speaker 5: Guys also hear that rained here and the flowing noses
Speaker 5: are real.
Speaker 2: I'm like, right here, are real?
Speaker 3: Actually not in Iceland.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Well, unfortunately we can't give you any money here, but
Speaker 4: just for playing, you do win a twenty five dollars
Speaker 4: McDonald's gift card.
Speaker 2: All right, slapping the face of the taco bell question.
Speaker 4: Yeah, some McDonald's to make you feel manner. I'm loving
Speaker 4: it anyway. Thank you for playing, Ben. We'll be back
Speaker 4: to do Windbrooks Bock same time on Monday,