Speaker 1: My son said, Dad, once I reach ninety nine pounds,
Speaker 1: I will eat one pound of nachos. Then I will
Speaker 1: be ninety nine percent your son and one percent not
Speaker 1: your son.
Speaker 2: Why can't Superman eat the corn tortillas at Taco Tuesday?
Speaker 2: He's afraid of that chip.
Speaker 1: Tonight, the cheese on my nachos wasn't great. It was
Speaker 1: just quso.
Speaker 2: So why don't people take nachos anywhere because he's not
Speaker 2: your friend?
Speaker 1: How can you tell when someone is not your friend
Speaker 1: when they get hlipen your face?
Speaker 2: I went to Jaco Bell and order nacho fries. The
Speaker 2: person behind the counter wouldn't give them to me, just
Speaker 2: kept saying, nacho fries.
Speaker 1: What's the nacho's favorite dance? The salsa.
Speaker 2: I've been craving Mexican food every day and my wife
Speaker 2: is kind of annoyed, so I said to her, just
Speaker 2: let me eat what I want. It's nacho problem.
Speaker 1: South America reminds me of nachos. They've got a lot
Speaker 1: of chili on the side.
Speaker 2: Why couldn't the green pepper practice archery because it didn't
Speaker 2: have an arrow.
Speaker 1: My kids refused to eat the tacos for dinner, so
Speaker 1: I threw them out and then eat the taco.
Speaker 2: I started taking our taco ingredients to make nachos on
Speaker 2: my plate when my kids started yelling, but it's Taco Tuesday,
Speaker 2: to which I replied, this is nacho average Taco Tuesday.
Speaker 1: All you can eat nachos. Now, that's the best case
Speaker 1: of scenario.
Speaker 2: What do you call a nosey pepper jalapino business?
Speaker 1: What do you call a Mexican cheese that isn't yours?
Speaker 1: Nacho cheese?
Speaker 2: I hate tacos, said no one.
Speaker 1: What is six point zero two times ten to the
Speaker 1: twenty three guacamole Alvocado's number.
Speaker 2: Taco Bell is really offering food that you can't buy.
Speaker 2: They're nacho fries.
Speaker 1: I always like to keep some spear cheese in queso emergency.
Speaker 2: I've just written a song about tortillas. Actually it's more
Speaker 2: of a rap.
Speaker 1: Don't accept friend requests from Taco Bell. They are nacho friends.
Speaker 2: My Mexican friend made a chime out of tortillas and meat.
Speaker 2: He calls it a taco bell.
Speaker 1: Sometimes I did my tortilla chips and go because guac
Speaker 1: is extra.
Speaker 2: I really love corn tortillas. They're amazing.
Speaker 1: I heard that the Kalapenno finally finished school. He is
Speaker 1: now known as Doctor Pepper.
Speaker 2: Why was the baby Halapenno shivering? He was a little chili.
Speaker 1: I'm going to start a company to sell peppers, and
Speaker 1: we are going to have very aggressive, in your face
Speaker 1: Salespeople going to call the company Jalapenno Business.
Speaker 2: What do spirits like in their salsa? Ghost peppers?
Speaker 1: What is the taco's favorite music genre? Wualk and roll.
Speaker 2: I was going to drive to the shop for some guacamole,
Speaker 2: but I don't avocado.
Speaker 1: If the Pope were to bless an avocado, would that
Speaker 1: make it holy guacamole?
Speaker 2: How do robots et guacamole with microchips? I'm Bob Jeffy.
Speaker 1: And I'm Montgomery Jones, and that's.
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