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Speaker 7: You think that, Uh huh, I sure will. Good morning everybody.
Speaker 7: You're listening to the voice, come on dig me now.
Speaker 7: One and only Steve Harvey got a radio show. Man
Speaker 7: o man o, man wow. I think about all the
Speaker 7: things God has done for me as overwhelming at times,
Speaker 7: and I want everybody to have that feeling and to
Speaker 7: sharing that feeling of completion and satisfaction. And the only
Speaker 7: reason I got this, and it's the thousandth time I've
Speaker 7: said it, is because I formed a relationship with my creator.
Speaker 8: Period.
Speaker 7: That's it. That's that's it. I can't tell you as
Speaker 7: anything else else. You know, I've always had a strong
Speaker 7: work ethic. My father put that in me. My father's
Speaker 7: conversation with me growing up was always constantly about work hard,
Speaker 7: don't be lazy, be a man, Do what you say
Speaker 7: you're gonna do YadA, YadA, YadA, YadA YadA. Man, I
Speaker 7: was so tired of my father at times. I was going, Man,
Speaker 7: what is with this dude?
Speaker 8: Right here?
Speaker 7: Man, every time we have a conversation, it's got to
Speaker 7: be about work. It's got to be about you know, man,
Speaker 7: doing your best, trying hard, you know, working, being honest,
Speaker 7: do what you say you're gonna do. But that was
Speaker 7: his mission. I can't tell you how much I appreciate
Speaker 7: that now. I can't even I can't even put it
Speaker 7: into words when I think about my old man and
Speaker 7: what he was to me, and I just, man, I'm
Speaker 7: so grateful for that balance I had in my life.
Speaker 7: And then my father was a fighter. He fought on
Speaker 7: the weekends.
Speaker 8: You know.
Speaker 7: My father used to come home with his with his
Speaker 7: clothes toe off of him. He put a fresh shirt
Speaker 7: on and he go back. My mom used to talk
Speaker 7: about my father fighting all the time, slick, while you
Speaker 7: are always fighting.
Speaker 8: You know a little bit of that rubbed off on
Speaker 8: me too. You know.
Speaker 7: That kind of got into me and I didn't understand
Speaker 7: that either, But then I'm the same. My mother was
Speaker 7: a Sunday school teacher for forty years, so her conversation
Speaker 7: was never about fighting or anything. It was all about
Speaker 7: love and understanding and doing another that you would have
Speaker 7: to do unto you. My mom was a Sunday school teacher,
Speaker 7: so I learned about faith. I had to go to
Speaker 7: Sunday school, prayer meeting, Bible study, young people meeting, choir rehearsal.
Speaker 7: You know, I was a church man so much I
Speaker 7: was actually looking as there's got to be an alternative
Speaker 7: to this.
Speaker 8: You know.
Speaker 7: I want you know, I was a little kid even
Speaker 7: I was thinking at one point, maybe I ought to
Speaker 7: look into Hell because there's got to be something cooler
Speaker 7: than this going on every day. It had got that
Speaker 7: crazy for me. But the balance between those two people
Speaker 7: created who I am today. And I want you to
Speaker 7: understand that the things that you are in your past
Speaker 7: have helped create who you are today. If you view
Speaker 7: it the right way, everything that has happened to you
Speaker 7: in your past has happened to you for a reason,
Speaker 7: and it's usually for the good if you view it
Speaker 7: that way. But if you, on the other hand, are
Speaker 7: a type of person who can't move forward because you
Speaker 7: are allowing your past to stop you from having your
Speaker 7: future then you, my friend, are doing a disservice to
Speaker 7: your life. You are not honoring God's blessings. You are
Speaker 7: not taking advantage of the gain, knowledge, wisdom, and.
Speaker 8: Experience of your life.
Speaker 7: Example, if you are a woman and you are always
Speaker 7: talking about a former relationship, what he did to me.
Speaker 7: If he had not did this to me, I wouldn't
Speaker 7: be in this place today. I thought I had a man.
Speaker 7: Now I ain't got no man. Ah lah lah lah
Speaker 7: la la if I you know, he came along and
Speaker 7: I was doing just swell. He just came in and
Speaker 7: he just lied to me. He lied to me, nod.
Speaker 7: He did this to me, Then he cheated, then he left.
Speaker 7: All of that that you're saying can very well be true.
Speaker 7: Have you thought that maybe maybe somewhere in God's infinite wisdom,
Speaker 7: that he knew that you had made a mistake in
Speaker 7: picking him anyway? Maybe he knew you had made a
Speaker 7: mistake in saying yes or I do to him anyway,
Speaker 7: or come on move in? And so what he did
Speaker 7: was based on your decision now to say yes, I
Speaker 7: do or come on let's move in together. That was
Speaker 7: your decision. You ain't go to him about this one.
Speaker 7: You made this decision. Based on that decision, and all
Speaker 7: the negative things and started happening.
Speaker 8: He allowed you to get away from it.
Speaker 7: Now how you got away from it, it's always not
Speaker 7: the choice of ours. See, you stuck on the fact
Speaker 7: that he left, that he walked out. But let me
Speaker 7: share this with you. When he was there, how good
Speaker 7: was he to you? How good was he for you? See,
Speaker 7: you got to stare at you got to look at
Speaker 7: the blessing. The blessing is. Now you are on your own.
Speaker 7: Now you walk in your house. Ain't nobody in there
Speaker 7: with a disruptive spirit. Now you go home. You could
Speaker 7: take your clothes off, walk around like you want to.
Speaker 7: Now you go home, you can sit down and look
Speaker 7: at TV or catch your breath if you want to.
Speaker 7: Your kids don't have to see y'all arguing all the time.
Speaker 7: Have you looked at the blessing in it? But now
Speaker 7: if you gonna keep looking at the negative, then guess what.
Speaker 7: Now you can't move forward because you keep allowing your
Speaker 7: past to keep you from moving forward. If God has
Speaker 7: brought you through it, why don't you move on from it? Look,
Speaker 7: you got through it. He gone, He ain't coming back.
Speaker 7: He got somebody else, So you gonna sit there and
Speaker 7: just keep tripping costs. He gone and he got somebody else. Hey,
Speaker 7: pick yourself up. Thank God for the blessing. It didn't
Speaker 7: feel like a blessing. Why you was going through it,
Speaker 7: and all the pain of him leaving and the divorce
Speaker 7: and all that messed you up? Got it when you
Speaker 7: get through it, all of that. You ain't the first
Speaker 7: one being left. You ain't the first one being divorced.
Speaker 7: You ain't the first one been in a bad relationship.
Speaker 7: Pick yourself up, Thank God for the blessing, and move
Speaker 7: forward in your life, because maybe when you quit complaining,
Speaker 7: maybe you'll find out that God has something in store
Speaker 7: for you that he wants you to have, but he
Speaker 7: can't get it to you if you ain't grateful. So
Speaker 7: God gives you a blessing, but because you don't see
Speaker 7: it as a blessing, you ain't grateful for it. Now,
Speaker 7: guess what, You steady asking God to do something for you,
Speaker 7: but you ain't thanking him for what he's done for you,
Speaker 7: but you steady wanting him to do more.
Speaker 8: How does that work? How does that work?
Speaker 4: Man?
Speaker 7: That He should keep on giving you things when you
Speaker 7: ain't even working with the stuff he done gave you,
Speaker 7: And I don't know. And I'm just using that one example.
Speaker 7: It could go for me and too, vice versa, and
Speaker 7: so on and so forth. I'm just using that as
Speaker 7: an example. Now, why I laid on that one so long?
Speaker 8: You have to take that over God, That's all just sweet.
Speaker 7: I ain't pointing fingers at nobody in nothing, because I've
Speaker 7: been guilty on both sides of the coin.
Speaker 8: Who am I. But I'm just sharing with you what
Speaker 8: I had to do.
Speaker 7: I had to learn to stop allowing my past to
Speaker 7: interfere with my future. Morning show ladies and gentlemen, let
Speaker 7: me have y' undivided attention. In the words of an
Speaker 7: old minister, I heard one time, it's moaning time. Moaning
Speaker 7: as an A N I n G moaning time, and
Speaker 7: that was his whole sermon. But when you from the country,
Speaker 7: you moaning is two things. It is moaning m A
Speaker 7: N I n G, and is moaning m A N
Speaker 7: I n g as in daytime.
Speaker 8: Moaning and moaning is the same thing.
Speaker 7: We are doing a word of epigy today and this
Speaker 7: is for Shirley Strawberry, only to get her caught up
Speaker 7: on things that she needs to know, you know, as
Speaker 7: an adult, an American person who has never taken the
Speaker 7: time to learn culturally her people.
Speaker 8: She has spent her time in the bugy.
Speaker 7: Category, acting like she from Boston or something.
Speaker 8: But that's for you, shery moaning.
Speaker 9: Yeahs that she don't know. It's some other words she
Speaker 9: don't know, like that, yeah, yeah, yeah, let's get into that.
Speaker 9: Shelly Strawberry colle for real, Mississippi, Monica Jr. Nephew Tommy
Speaker 9: and myself. Here we go. Uh, it's a lot of
Speaker 9: words she.
Speaker 7: Don't know, like like e n n oh.
Speaker 8: That's you see that see right there. See you ain't
Speaker 8: even know.
Speaker 7: That's it's just so much to her that, you know,
Speaker 7: she said, EO. See right there, she just walks into him. Man,
Speaker 7: just don't no put it in your mind. T A
Speaker 7: w H b O U T tie about see right there.
Speaker 7: See see there you go. That's what but sell you
Speaker 7: don't know what it is. See see she come talking
Speaker 7: about he's gonna leave me. Hu. See she still don't
Speaker 7: get it. Listen, come talking about he said, I'm talking about.
Speaker 8: He's gonna leave me.
Speaker 4: It's all right right now.
Speaker 8: That is just the sadness of where you are with
Speaker 8: this language.
Speaker 1: This is sad.
Speaker 7: Yeah, because surely see you gotta be able to float
Speaker 7: within all worlds. See I can float. I'm global, all right?
Speaker 7: You all right, I'm global, but see you gotta be
Speaker 7: you gotta be more mo hood.
Speaker 1: Where did they say that? Come, tom Mount, That is
Speaker 1: what we.
Speaker 4: Just said it.
Speaker 7: What do you mean why they say that? Who ain't
Speaker 7: saying it? She said, where did they say that?
Speaker 8: Act?
Speaker 1: I just said, where do you say that?
Speaker 10: Not?
Speaker 1: Where do they say that?
Speaker 8: Act?
Speaker 1: All right?
Speaker 8: Wow?
Speaker 1: Uh, we got to go, Thank the Lord. I'm not
Speaker 1: gonna make it.
Speaker 8: You an.
Speaker 11: Coming up at thirty two minutes after the hour, we'll
Speaker 11: have some church complaints for you right after this. You're
Speaker 11: listening morning show. It's time. Now it's Monday. You know
Speaker 11: what time it is? Time for church complaints. Reverend Motown
Speaker 11: and Deacon death Jam.
Speaker 1: Here we go, we.
Speaker 7: Devivil on this auspicious day. We want to take the
Speaker 7: moment I before it gets away from me, to recognize
Speaker 7: one of our longtime members here and to wish them
Speaker 7: a happy birth day. Our sister, Mississippi Monocle sits in
Speaker 7: the back. It's her birthday today and we celebrate her
Speaker 7: at the Jack Pott Joint in a grogriarious way of
Speaker 7: gratuity and prosperity, knowing that jubilation is just a cririimeter,
Speaker 7: a part yesuist of joy. You better say that now
Speaker 7: you have the birthday to sister Monica Bonds. Better notice
Speaker 7: the silk. Yeah, and also to her mama, who is
Speaker 7: the catfish catching champion of Mississippi.
Speaker 10: We bought her a twelve piece of Kroger chicken because
Speaker 10: that's what she eats all the time.
Speaker 7: So that's for birthdeed, guys, Chicken from Kroger and sandwiches
Speaker 7: from publics and all her household goods is from Target, right,
Speaker 7: just so common. And howes come to the office, she
Speaker 7: rummages through it and puts those selected items around her
Speaker 7: whole two. She's stolen three ash trays that will sent
Speaker 7: full of them.
Speaker 11: Yeah, happy birthday, Monica, girl in the middle.
Speaker 7: People in the church are not supposed to be talking.
Speaker 7: This is motown and death jail.
Speaker 4: It's motown and death, damn yeh.
Speaker 7: When nobody said nothing about the supreme go ahead or death.
Speaker 4: Let's get down to it. Passes.
Speaker 8: Since the Maddie Fleming.
Speaker 10: Cut her eyebrows off, but didn't cut off her mustache.
Speaker 10: And the members want you to talk to us. He
Speaker 10: is scaring the children, he is scaring the.
Speaker 8: Well, we are all right.
Speaker 7: What it was was that was her Halloween outfish. She
Speaker 7: went out as an emoji and didn't know that my
Speaker 7: brows just cause you lay down, they don't come back
Speaker 7: right away. Matter of fact, there is no scientific uh
Speaker 7: proof of anything of how long it takes our brows
Speaker 7: to grow back, because I don't know if you notice.
Speaker 8: But you don't have to.
Speaker 7: Keep cutting them a lot because they only grow to
Speaker 7: a certain do. I'm afraid if I cut mine off,
Speaker 7: they may never return.
Speaker 8: They might not.
Speaker 10: Yeah, I pastor sister, what say? Shajika comments, who is
Speaker 10: a farmer stripper? But you know she was in a
Speaker 10: car accident and not in a wheelchair. She is now
Speaker 10: a uh wheel tear, a pawn star, and she's asking
Speaker 10: if the church would sponsor her next movie called roll
Speaker 10: Up on this loven.
Speaker 4: That's on you passed if.
Speaker 10: He's trying to earn a living.
Speaker 8: So wants to join in with you on this because
Speaker 8: of but.
Speaker 7: To heaven right now, there's a distinct line that obviously
Speaker 7: you are ignoring today or with your choice of paraplegic humor.
Speaker 7: I won't participating in that, but I will say, uh.
Speaker 10: Well here's something that you probably ain't gonna have no
Speaker 10: problem jumping in the receding hairline. Ministry is asking if
Speaker 10: Brother Jr. Would take their phone calls. They keep he
Speaker 10: keeps getting ignored when they called, and they want you
Speaker 10: to talk to him.
Speaker 8: They want him to be their new president. But he
Speaker 8: won't answer.
Speaker 7: I know we've gone over this before detail. I'm pretty sure, Uh,
Speaker 7: he will not pick up. I'm telling you, it's just
Speaker 7: a denied, denied, deny.
Speaker 8: We've talked to him about it.
Speaker 7: Yeah, brother Kill, Brother Kill is here today, won't won't
Speaker 7: you take a call for young Kill?
Speaker 1: Please?
Speaker 4: No, no, son, my headline is not received.
Speaker 8: Oh you don't. You don't know where now are? Oh
Speaker 8: it's not receding.
Speaker 7: Well what do you call it? Well, let's just say
Speaker 7: when you want to be a president of the travel Club,
Speaker 7: because it's certainly traveling back.
Speaker 8: I don't maybe maybe you don't like the word receding and.
Speaker 10: Pasting just the interject that the convention that is coming
Speaker 10: up called setback, and that's where they wanted him to
Speaker 10: be a part of the Set Setback convention.
Speaker 7: Just you know, brother Junior, you'll have it is like
Speaker 7: the ocean, and right now it's on low tide, roll tide.
Speaker 4: Low time. I'm saying time, just.
Speaker 8: Seconds.
Speaker 7: You're gonna pray for Deacon Jewelry, your last one day
Speaker 7: that it's not coming back.
Speaker 8: It's gold. Not even prayer I can bring back your
Speaker 8: hair now.
Speaker 11: Thank you Reverend Motown and Deacon deaf Jam for those
Speaker 11: church complaints and we are praying for you, Brother Junior.
Speaker 1: Coming up next to is.
Speaker 11: Asked the CLO or Chief Love Officer.
Speaker 1: Steve Harvey is in the building. Right after this.
Speaker 11: You're listening Harvey Morning Show coming up at the top
Speaker 11: of the hour, and entertainment news Ortney Kay and Travis
Speaker 11: Barker welcome their baby boy, Rocky. Lovebirds TJ Holmes and
Speaker 11: Aby Roeboch will be working together again, having.
Speaker 1: Heard from them in a while.
Speaker 11: And Lauren Hill addresses her excessive tardiness at her show
Speaker 11: in la We'll talk about all of these stories. You're
Speaker 11: coming up at the top of the hour. Yeah, but
Speaker 11: right now it is time to ask the CLO Chief
Speaker 11: Love Officer, Steve Harvey, Darien and New Orleans says, I
Speaker 11: have a nine year old son that I can't spend
Speaker 11: time with anymore because I stopped having sex with his mom.
Speaker 1: I cheated on my wife for eight years.
Speaker 4: Startled, What did others read?
Speaker 1: Darien and New Orleans?
Speaker 11: I have a nine year old son that I can't
Speaker 11: spend time with anymore because I stopped having sex with
Speaker 11: his mom. Okay, who was his first wife or his
Speaker 11: baby mama? Okay, I cheated on my wife for eight years,
Speaker 11: and I want to be a bit her husband. How
Speaker 11: do I convince my son's mom that is for the best.
Speaker 11: So this wife that he has now he cheated on
Speaker 11: her for eight years?
Speaker 1: Is that what we're saying?
Speaker 11: And he wants to be a better husband, So he's
Speaker 11: not going back to his son's mom to have sex
Speaker 11: with her. She's mad that he won't have sex with her,
Speaker 11: so she won't.
Speaker 7: Is the girl he was cheating with, right and now
Speaker 7: she won't let him? Yes, he won't sleep with her
Speaker 7: no more because okay, well see here's the price for that, homie.
Speaker 8: You see that's how I go sometime.
Speaker 7: You know, you break the rules and make the rules.
Speaker 7: See how that worked, Kate, break the rules and make
Speaker 7: the rules. That ain't bro I wish it went like that,
Speaker 7: but it just don't. You broke the wounds. But now
Speaker 7: you want everybody to be understanding and accept it.
Speaker 8: See the girl you was cheating, and she thought she
Speaker 8: thought y'all.
Speaker 7: Was gonna wind up together. She done had the baby
Speaker 7: and everything. Now you then decided you ain't leaving your wife,
Speaker 7: and so now you ain't sleeping with her no more.
Speaker 7: And now she won't let you see the boy. That
Speaker 7: is wrong of her to.
Speaker 8: Use the child as a ponse, that's for sure. But bro.
Speaker 7: You you know they tell a hard to have your
Speaker 7: cake and eat it too.
Speaker 8: So now I really I don't know what to tell you.
Speaker 7: Dogs. You gotta deal with. You gotta you gotta ride
Speaker 7: through this storm. And it's just nice and stormy too,
Speaker 7: but she's gonna make it as ugly.
Speaker 1: As she can.
Speaker 11: So you think he should just keep having sex with
Speaker 11: her so he could see his son.
Speaker 4: I mean, you gotta do what you gotta do with.
Speaker 1: I know somebody was gonna come through, all right.
Speaker 11: Moving on to Tyler and Phoenix, Tyler writes, I had
Speaker 11: sex with my best friend stepsister, and he got mad
Speaker 11: at me because he said she's always been a little slow.
Speaker 11: She didn't have sex like she was slow? So how
Speaker 11: was I supposed to know?
Speaker 1: Am I wrong?
Speaker 11: If I met her at a club and she was consenting?
Speaker 7: Wait?
Speaker 8: I don't understand. Maybe I'm slow today?
Speaker 11: Yes, all right, Tyler and Phoenix rights. I had sex
Speaker 11: with my best friend's stepsister.
Speaker 1: Okay.
Speaker 11: His best friend got mad at him because he said
Speaker 11: his stepsister is a little slow.
Speaker 8: Okay.
Speaker 11: So then Tyler said she didn't have sex like she
Speaker 11: was slow, and how was he supposed to know? And
Speaker 11: he wants to know from the clo? Is he wrong
Speaker 11: if he met her at a club and she was consenting?
Speaker 8: No?
Speaker 7: No, you not wrong, though, But see your boy then
Speaker 7: told you. Now see the problem is you want to
Speaker 7: go back again. But your boy then told you she's slow.
Speaker 7: Now now you say she didn't have sex like she
Speaker 7: was slow? But was y'all was did y'all talk afterwards?
Speaker 10: Her?
Speaker 8: That's slowness girl? That show up?
Speaker 11: Yeah?
Speaker 8: That that that slow show up?
Speaker 7: Now see now see when you're talking about me and
Speaker 7: though see me and because we ignore stuff you saw
Speaker 7: at the club, you ignored it was late, you ignored it.
Speaker 7: You got to the back to the room with her.
Speaker 7: You ignored it at one point in time. You're gonna
Speaker 7: have to have an open and honest conversation with this
Speaker 7: girl now because your boy knows she's slow.
Speaker 8: He not lying.
Speaker 7: But you ain't had this conversation because you've been so
Speaker 7: busy wonting what you won't looking at what you're looking at.
Speaker 7: Y'att to have this conversation because I can promise you,
Speaker 7: she snow, I give you my word on that.
Speaker 8: You just say, paid no attention.
Speaker 11: Moving on, Steve, moving on Colo to Jennie in Manhattan.
Speaker 11: Jenna says, I've been working at the same company for
Speaker 11: twenty two years and I saw my boss and one
Speaker 11: of my coworkers feeling on each other. He is an
Speaker 11: evil tyrant and uh, this would be a great way
Speaker 11: to get rid of him.
Speaker 1: Should I report him to Human Resources or not?
Speaker 8: Yes?
Speaker 4: Yes, ye, tyrant?
Speaker 7: Yeah, go on down there evil hell yeah hell evil
Speaker 7: yeah evil tyrant?
Speaker 8: Yeah?
Speaker 7: And you were offended? Yeah, all I see. I've taken
Speaker 7: all of the HR courses because for all you shows,
Speaker 7: you have to take them, and I know all of it.
Speaker 7: And even though something is happening in an office that's
Speaker 7: not directed at a person, if you are found that
Speaker 7: whatever's happening is offensive to you.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's uncomfortable.
Speaker 4: That's a part of it.
Speaker 7: Yes, report him today.
Speaker 1: All right, okay, so Jennie.
Speaker 8: Start the week, go ahead, sure, you know, right quick?
Speaker 4: All right.
Speaker 11: Bria in Miami says, I'm thirty four years old and
Speaker 11: I've been dating a man for four years. We got
Speaker 11: in an argument and he said I don't bring enough
Speaker 11: to the table because I'm a manager at a restaurant.
Speaker 11: Then why has he been with me for so long?
Speaker 11: Is he waiting for something better?
Speaker 8: No, because he just like getting him free fries when
Speaker 8: he comes through that drive through. For four years, they
Speaker 8: had time for.
Speaker 7: A week out of time. Now, you know, he just
Speaker 7: finally realizing fries ain't worth it.
Speaker 1: After four years.
Speaker 7: A large McDonald fries is the same amount of fries
Speaker 7: that's in the small bag.
Speaker 8: That's a fact. What, Yeah, just the same.
Speaker 1: That's why they broke up.
Speaker 11: That's why they're about to All right, coming up and
Speaker 11: thank you, Stella. Coming up at the top of the hour.
Speaker 11: We'll have some entertainment news for you right after this.
Speaker 10: What did you do to embarrass I? Damn family? Though
Speaker 10: that we don't know what did you do.
Speaker 8: Let's start with your stupid little leaf. Let's start.
Speaker 7: Let's start with when you got the brand new bike,
Speaker 7: roaded to the stove and then came home without the
Speaker 7: bike because your little dumb ass forgot your hat a
Speaker 7: new bike and left it in front of the store.
Speaker 7: Now the random family that stole the damn bike. I
Speaker 7: got to go down there and fight two of them boys.
Speaker 7: Get your dumb ass bike back. Let's start there.
Speaker 4: Okay, let's let's move on.
Speaker 8: The hell you forget you got a new bike?
Speaker 4: What is it?
Speaker 7: I'm sitting on the steps. Tommy coming up the street,
Speaker 7: I said, hey, man, what's your bike?
Speaker 4: Huh?
Speaker 8: I forgot?
Speaker 7: What?
Speaker 4: Oh man?
Speaker 11: Coming out more of the Steve Harvey Morning Show right
Speaker 11: after this.
Speaker 12: You're listening Harvey Morning Show.
Speaker 11: Congratulations going out to Courtney Kardashian and drummer Travis Barker
Speaker 11: on the birth of their son, Rocky thirteen Barker. They
Speaker 11: each have children from previous relationships. They are still newlywed,
Speaker 11: so Rocky is a big addition to their new life together.
Speaker 11: Congratulations to Courtney and Travis and other entertainment news. Amy
Speaker 11: Roebuck and Yeah Peace, Amy Roebuck and TJ. Holmes are
Speaker 11: finally going public with their romance after keeping it quiet
Speaker 11: for the last few months. Last week, they shared a
Speaker 11: picture of themselves with a caption How's this for Instagram
Speaker 11: official hashtag.
Speaker 1: Silent No More.
Speaker 11: The couple is also announced they're launching a podcast on
Speaker 11: December fifth that will explore a meaningful conversations about current events,
Speaker 11: pop culture, and everything in between.
Speaker 1: Lots of their.
Speaker 11: Fans are anxious to have them working together again.
Speaker 4: Cool.
Speaker 1: I'm glad to see the resurface. I was wondering what
Speaker 1: happened to them?
Speaker 8: Okay, propably.
Speaker 1: Now moving on.
Speaker 11: Lauren Hill has had to postpone a couple of shows
Speaker 11: recently because of issues with her vocal cords, and she
Speaker 11: took to Twitter to let her fans know that she
Speaker 11: was healing from a vocal strained slash injury and her
Speaker 11: doctor advised her to take a break. But over the weekend,
Speaker 11: Lauren said. Lauren was back on stage in la and
Speaker 11: she decided to address her excessive tardiness at her shows.
Speaker 1: Lauren was very.
Speaker 11: Callous about it, she said, quote people say that she's late.
Speaker 11: She's late, So what yo, y'all lucky I make it
Speaker 11: on this stage every night. Yeah what what? The audience
Speaker 11: had mixed feelings about Lauren's comments. So, guys, do you
Speaker 11: think it's cool to say to fans that pay good
Speaker 11: money to see you be glad I'm here?
Speaker 8: No, no, no, that's disrespectful.
Speaker 7: Look, manse these fans are the reason we get to
Speaker 7: say that we are who we are.
Speaker 11: This.
Speaker 7: With our fans, there's no Lauren Hill, there's no Steve Harvey,
Speaker 7: there's no there's no Nephew Tommy, there's no cure space
Speaker 7: with our fans. Damn man, people spend their hard earned
Speaker 7: money to see you. At least respect them. You know,
Speaker 7: she's been late for years and years and years hours.
Speaker 7: You know, look y'all lucky I even make it on
Speaker 7: this stage. Look, I don't know what that comment was for.
Speaker 7: I don't know who you That don't make no sense, man,
Speaker 7: But it also explains a lot of stuff.
Speaker 8: You keep showing up late.
Speaker 4: It's gonna look like sound checking out. Respect to man,
Speaker 4: these people.
Speaker 7: You know, if people got babysitters, people, you know, it's people.
Speaker 10: Gonna fly in man from different places.
Speaker 1: Get their hair, don't get a new outfit.
Speaker 12: And I don't know Lauren Hill.
Speaker 1: I guess she knows, but she was one of.
Speaker 13: A kind when she came out, when she had that album,
Speaker 13: that one album mis educationally in La. She was a rapper,
Speaker 13: she was a singer, she was rocking her natural hair.
Speaker 4: She's beautiful, she will. She checked all the boxes.
Speaker 13: Everybody loved Hill, every everything, fashion, everything about her.
Speaker 1: And then when she.
Speaker 13: Kind of went away and didn't do any more music
Speaker 13: and all this, and now you're back.
Speaker 1: Turning and you're telling your fans that, wait what she said?
Speaker 11: She's like that, Yo, You all are lucky. I made
Speaker 11: it on this stage. I make it on this stage
Speaker 11: every night.
Speaker 13: I love her, I love her like the talent, but
Speaker 13: I ain't gonna be sitting that wait two hours.
Speaker 1: Only for Jesus.
Speaker 8: Back in the day, man, I'm sorry.
Speaker 7: Now, blues concerts when you went to see blues allist,
Speaker 7: Little Milton and all them, Man, little miltwo it's just
Speaker 7: where are you? I opened for him one time?
Speaker 8: Where you hate dog Dog? Where are you other than that?
Speaker 7: Man? You go see her when they're fired. They're gonna
Speaker 7: be in that time frame. Lt D commodoors Old James.
Speaker 11: They been in that time frame, man, Yeah you know, yeah,
Speaker 11: it's all session.
Speaker 10: I was famous, which said, I said, I was with Luther.
Speaker 10: He was precise. Everything started on time, every single man.
Speaker 10: That's that's the bitch. But like Carla said, it's respecting people.
Speaker 10: They pay their money. Man, they they've already stood in.
Speaker 11: Line, they've gotten their hair done, they bought outfits.
Speaker 5: The ticket.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I see you. That's a lot of.
Speaker 8: Money that pays your salary.
Speaker 1: Parking is high. All of that.
Speaker 13: And these concert tickets these days, Renaissance Tour Russia.
Speaker 1: Man, y'all talking mortgage payments and stuff. Go to a
Speaker 1: concert if.
Speaker 8: You know something, it explains.
Speaker 7: I don't know Lauren Hill, but I know she could
Speaker 7: have been something really really off the charts. But she
Speaker 7: took so many detours, so many things, and you know
Speaker 7: she was.
Speaker 4: She's a beach, She's a queen.
Speaker 13: That's how people still go to see her because of
Speaker 13: that that one album and of course being in the
Speaker 13: Fujis that goes without saying before that.
Speaker 9: Man, she's one of the welcome Detroit Detroit.
Speaker 11: Finally, online sources report that Nipsey Hustle's assets will go
Speaker 11: to his two children, his daughter Imani and his son Cross.
Speaker 11: Nipsey's assets reportedly are little over eleven million dollars, so
Speaker 11: his son's mother, Lauren London, will be awarded five point
Speaker 11: six million on behalf of her son Imani's assets will
Speaker 11: go to Nipsey's family who are serving as Imani's legal guardians.
Speaker 1: And there you have it.
Speaker 11: Coming up at twenty minutes after the hour, it's no
Speaker 11: shave November, so we will see if the guys plan
Speaker 11: on letting their facial hair grow out this month.
Speaker 1: We're going to ask you guys that it's for a
Speaker 1: good cause, so we'll see what you guys have to do.
Speaker 1: Looking at me like that, Tommy.
Speaker 4: I go to work in.
Speaker 1: Right after this you're listening.
Speaker 12: Morning show.
Speaker 11: It's officially no shave November, which means guys across the
Speaker 11: country are giving up shaving their faces for the month
Speaker 11: to promote cancer prevention.
Speaker 1: It's for a great cause.
Speaker 11: If the men, if the man doesn't usually wear a beard,
Speaker 11: they will let their beard grow out fully this month.
Speaker 11: As a month goes on, the men are encouraged to
Speaker 11: get regular trends, but not shave the facial hair off.
Speaker 11: I guess this will go for haircuts too. I mean,
Speaker 11: it's no shave November. So here's a question to you guys,
Speaker 11: which you stop shaving your heads all during the month
Speaker 11: of November, Tommy and Junior?
Speaker 1: Would you grow a beard? Junior? Would you skip getting
Speaker 1: a haircut all month?
Speaker 8: Sure?
Speaker 4: Don't send me up like this?
Speaker 10: Sure?
Speaker 4: Could you know what?
Speaker 1: I'm just asking a question, Junior, that's all. It's no shave.
Speaker 9: No, you just got me out here, pushed it in
Speaker 9: the street man.
Speaker 8: The truck.
Speaker 7: Yeah, I'm barrowing down the road.
Speaker 8: I'm telling you right now, I just as the damn.
Speaker 9: I'm just yeah, you know I'm gonna get boy, Say
Speaker 9: what now? I know I'm I'm I'm gonna get a
Speaker 9: hair cut.
Speaker 8: I'm gonna get a hair cut.
Speaker 4: I can't what what they cutting?
Speaker 9: Come here, guys, I'm I'm gonna get a hair cut,
Speaker 9: That is what I'm saying.
Speaker 4: Well, but I can't grow.
Speaker 10: I can't.
Speaker 4: I can't really grow like it won't be it, it
Speaker 4: won't grow like that.
Speaker 8: Well, a couple of things. You can't grow no more.
Speaker 9: You can't grow a hell right now you're talking about.
Speaker 8: I can't grow. You can't grow a line no more.
Speaker 7: Your hair looked like you took a washcloth and just
Speaker 7: wiped it right on off.
Speaker 1: Like when you putting narrow on your legs.
Speaker 7: Yeah, but Julian, man, it's like you see man, like
Speaker 7: the good thing is you're a good looking dude.
Speaker 8: You're gonna look good.
Speaker 9: Ball Boy up to cover here so you can laugh.
Speaker 7: Wait a minute, hold up, you cannot think you are
Speaker 7: far away from ball right now, DG. I don't know
Speaker 7: why he talking about you think you're finnahpen me up,
Speaker 7: make me cut my hair off.
Speaker 8: He's damn you're gone.
Speaker 11: When he turns to the side, you can see it, Steve,
Speaker 11: you can see his hairline.
Speaker 10: You're not gonna always be at the side, ain't gonna, sir.
Speaker 4: You got to turn surely.
Speaker 7: If you got to turn to see your hairline, that
Speaker 7: means that's cause it's back there behind your ear. If
Speaker 7: you got to turn sideways to see your hairline, right, okay, okay,
Speaker 7: that Junior turned to the front.
Speaker 1: Body coming up and like it.
Speaker 11: Don't after the hour, Sister odell is here, right after this.
Speaker 11: You're listening Morning show, all right, Sister odell Is promises
Speaker 11: in the building.
Speaker 8: Lost my head.
Speaker 10: My line.
Speaker 7: Was way bed day. I saw Jesus my eyes rid
Speaker 7: no way from he Good mornings, everyone, good boy, everybody
Speaker 7: I've been here everybody talking about your hair.
Speaker 8: Sweetie, you look good though you kind young.
Speaker 9: Man, thus darling, and that song was for who that
Speaker 9: you sang?
Speaker 4: Who was that it was? So you're sweet?
Speaker 8: You don't see it?
Speaker 10: Why you.
Speaker 5: Ju ju?
Speaker 14: You listen to marriage, your age and when your age
Speaker 14: and things it's gonna happen. It's things that you have
Speaker 14: that you're not gonna have no money, and yours.
Speaker 1: This hat so I still have it.
Speaker 7: I still have got as you have some hair, but
Speaker 7: your hairline is like an old Negro spiritual.
Speaker 14: Take me back, tagg me back the lord.
Speaker 4: Place where first receive you.
Speaker 8: Kid you back. Hey, I think that I know genius.
Speaker 7: Alright, let's talk about something, Michelle. What else is going on?
Speaker 11: Well, I don't know if you're you're familiar with sister
Speaker 11: O'Dell with this al Pacino child custody case. Al Pacino
Speaker 11: of course, the actor who's eighty three years old and
Speaker 11: he has a girlfriend who's twenty nine.
Speaker 1: Well, she just had a baby.
Speaker 11: He has to pay her thirty thousand dollars a month
Speaker 11: in childhood.
Speaker 1: Yes, ma'am, she's twenty.
Speaker 4: Nine eight, an like one hundred and some.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he's eighty close.
Speaker 11: He's eighty three, yes, ma'am. Yes, So you know you
Speaker 11: know who the actor al Pacino is, right?
Speaker 1: You know who?
Speaker 5: Well?
Speaker 8: I know him?
Speaker 1: Yes, you know of him? Uh huh.
Speaker 8: Yeah.
Speaker 11: Well can you imagine like having a newborn baby back
Speaker 11: when you were eighty three years old?
Speaker 1: Can you imagine?
Speaker 10: No?
Speaker 7: I don't have time for that, and neither did he.
Speaker 7: That's why got to pay the younger of thirty thousand. Yes,
Speaker 7: he ain't gonna be there.
Speaker 8: He ain't gonna make the graduation.
Speaker 10: M h.
Speaker 1: He's a little so you mean the college graduation.
Speaker 8: Or I'm thinking of kindergarten.
Speaker 5: That's five years or not.
Speaker 7: You say, ain't no guarantees of the mates. Everybody don't.
Speaker 7: Once you get eight, you start, you start coming.
Speaker 1: Didn't you tell us last week you dated a younger man?
Speaker 14: He was a young man. I've had eighty year old before.
Speaker 1: And how was that zero?
Speaker 8: You know, we just we didn't have a whole lot
Speaker 8: in common.
Speaker 7: You know, we was trying to think of stuff like that.
Speaker 7: You know, I knew the drummer boy that played in
Speaker 7: the manger when Jesus was born, and he didn't have
Speaker 7: no idea that.
Speaker 4: You knew the major.
Speaker 8: He told me by rapper Bumba. He gonna say so,
Speaker 8: Kirk Franklin, will.
Speaker 11: So any advice you have to for al Pacino and
Speaker 11: this young woman, his young baby mama, he's eighty three.
Speaker 7: I can do is for this baby is to just
Speaker 7: step away and let this girl meet somebody that's thirty
Speaker 7: that can be here for the continuation of the baby's life.
Speaker 8: You're too old and you know it.
Speaker 1: But he can still make babies. Men can still make babies.
Speaker 7: Yeah, what's sat making babies? And listen to me. It
Speaker 7: ain't the fact whether you can make a baby, it's not.
Speaker 7: It's where you can be that for the baby. What
Speaker 7: did you make babies for in the eighties? And you
Speaker 7: ain't even fitting to be here? You got ten max.
Speaker 7: Maybe up next, thank you, since baseball game.
Speaker 1: Come next. It is a nephew with today's prank phone call.
Speaker 11: Right after this, you're listening hard morning show coming out
Speaker 11: at about four minutes after the hour. It's my Strawberry
Speaker 11: letter for today and the subject is he will be
Speaker 11: buried next to his mama. We'll get into that find
Speaker 11: out what that's all about in just a few but
Speaker 11: right now it is time for the nephew and today's
Speaker 11: prank phone call nephew, what you got? Uh?
Speaker 4: You know we talked earlier about Lauryn Hill.
Speaker 10: I wanted to put this out there first Syracuse, New York,
Speaker 10: Funny Bone. I will be there and I would be
Speaker 10: on time, on time, be there and I will be
Speaker 10: on time. Okay, show Friday, a couple of shows Saturday.
Speaker 10: I will be there and be on time. Funny Bone,
Speaker 10: nephew coming all right. Laying in the cutting is Virginia Beach,
Speaker 10: November seventeenth and eighteenth.
Speaker 4: I will be there and be on time.
Speaker 10: This right here, this prank is exact delivery, exotic delivery
Speaker 10: cat dog. If you would hello, Hello, I am trying
Speaker 10: to reach Adrian.
Speaker 4: Adrian.
Speaker 6: Yeah, this is this is he. How can I help you?
Speaker 4: How you doing? My name is?
Speaker 10: My name is was Shad. I'm with GPT and we
Speaker 10: have a delivery for you. I'm going to be arriving
Speaker 10: probably in the next I guess about the next ninety minutes.
Speaker 4: Are you Are you actually at the house, sir?
Speaker 6: No, I'm not at home right now, but I mean
Speaker 6: you can just go ahead and leave whatever it is.
Speaker 6: My wife and kids can probably get it with us
Speaker 6: home from school, you know, So let.
Speaker 10: Me make sure I got the address right. Are you
Speaker 10: thirty eight North River Drive?
Speaker 8: Yeah?
Speaker 6: Yeah, definitely.
Speaker 4: Okay, so is anyone there right now? At all?
Speaker 6: Nobody is home right now. I don't understand why you
Speaker 6: can't just just leave.
Speaker 10: The package there for again, Well, this has to be
Speaker 10: this has to be signed, and I have you on
Speaker 10: here as the handler for this delivery, so I definitely
Speaker 10: I got to get quite a few signatures from you.
Speaker 10: I got about five or six pieces of paper sheets
Speaker 10: that you need to sign off on.
Speaker 4: Are you is your What time does your wife get there?
Speaker 8: Sir?
Speaker 6: She'll be that lady. What do you what do you?
Speaker 6: What do you mean on a handler handling? What? What
Speaker 6: are you? What are you delivering?
Speaker 10: This is GPT, sir, this is Global Pet Transport. We
Speaker 10: have two peacocks, we have a seal, and we have
Speaker 10: a baby kangaroo that we're dropping off today.
Speaker 6: Okay, this got We've got some kind of mistake, right,
Speaker 6: We have a dog, that's it. We don't. We don't.
Speaker 6: We're not an animal sanctuary here.
Speaker 8: I don't.
Speaker 6: I don't understand what what you're talking about. We didn't
Speaker 6: a kangaroo a field.
Speaker 4: I mean you're you're you're you're Adrian's correct.
Speaker 6: Yeah, that's my name, man.
Speaker 4: Okay, and you're thirty eight North River Drive.
Speaker 6: Listen, listen. Yes, that is accurate. But again, I'm not
Speaker 6: a handler. I'm not handling things.
Speaker 10: Okay, okay, sir, let me let me if there is
Speaker 10: some confusion. Your name is here, your address is here.
Speaker 10: So I don't see where I have a problem. If
Speaker 10: everything I'm asking you, you're saying is correct, except now
Speaker 10: you're saying you don't want your delivery.
Speaker 6: It's not my delivery man. That's what I'm trying to
Speaker 6: tell you. This is not I didn't order a kangaroo.
Speaker 6: I didn't order these things.
Speaker 4: Okay, a kangaroo, a seal, and two peacocks.
Speaker 6: It doesn't make sense, man, two peacocks? Whose order is this?
Speaker 6: This is not my order? Man, you got my name?
Speaker 10: Okay, So here's okay. So here's here's what we need
Speaker 10: to do. Will your wife be here, be at the
Speaker 10: house within the next ninety minutes.
Speaker 6: She might be, But you know what are you saying?
Speaker 10: What I'm gonna do is leave them here, leave them
Speaker 10: at your at your place, and you can call the
Speaker 10: company that shipped them and you can figure out what
Speaker 10: went wrong or whatnot. But it is my leave these
Speaker 10: animals there.
Speaker 6: What is your what's your name, brothers? What's your name?
Speaker 8: Brothers?
Speaker 4: My name is Rasham.
Speaker 6: Let me tell you something like now, Okay, you're not
Speaker 6: about to leave no more animals at my sing house. Okay,
Speaker 6: you're not leaving no peacocks. You're not leaving no kangaroos.
Speaker 6: You're not leaving no concealed he We're not having a
Speaker 6: tendancy at my house. When I get to my house
Speaker 6: with shot, ain't no animals gonna be there.
Speaker 10: Okay, you know what?
Speaker 6: Hold on, figure Okay, let me let me get my
Speaker 6: wife on the phone. Right, let me call wife.
Speaker 10: Well, hang on, hang on, sir. I don't listen, sir.
Speaker 10: I don't have time for you to reach out to you.
Speaker 10: Why for you to try to figure out what you're
Speaker 10: gonna do about your kangaroo, your peacocks, your seal. I
Speaker 10: gotta make this drop. I gotta keep moving. I have
Speaker 10: other animals on the truck.
Speaker 6: I don't give up about your other animals. Okay, I'm
Speaker 6: home my wife if she may be ordered, the damn
Speaker 6: kangaro the seal. Okay, because I know I didn't order.
Speaker 6: All right, we're gonna figure this out. Okay, she's not
Speaker 6: gonna hang sir.
Speaker 10: Listen to me. Listen to me, sir. You can figure
Speaker 10: this out when you get home.
Speaker 4: Right now.
Speaker 10: I'm I'm now about an hour out. I'm gonna drop
Speaker 10: the animals. If there's something, sir, If it's not yours,
Speaker 10: somebody will come back tomorrow and pick them up.
Speaker 6: Do you mean somebody gonna come back and pick them
Speaker 6: up tomorrow? I'm not gonna have them sees at my
Speaker 6: house overnight. You think I am out rain Mary Poppa's man,
Speaker 6: I ain't out here doing nothing with these animals like
Speaker 6: you're crazy. Forehan, please, if there's an animal at my
Speaker 6: house when I arrived, so help me.
Speaker 4: God, so so so help you. God.
Speaker 10: What you're gonna have? The animal is gonna be there
Speaker 10: when you get there. Man, you're not finna use you're
Speaker 10: slowing up my whole.
Speaker 4: Delivery route today. Okay, I ain't got time for this.
Speaker 6: I ain't got time.
Speaker 4: But why you ordered? Why you order a kangaroo if
Speaker 4: you don't want it now?
Speaker 6: If I didn't order them kangaroo, that's why I don't
Speaker 6: want the king, because I didn't order them in kangaroo.
Speaker 6: Be telling me what's what I want? Okay, this is
Speaker 6: the worst customer services of the world. I don't even
Speaker 6: a customer of yours. You're trying to tell me that
Speaker 6: I got a kangaroo of peacock and peacocks.
Speaker 4: You have two peacocks. You have two peacocks, Sir.
Speaker 6: This isn't even making I'm gonna do.
Speaker 10: With those animals animals, I don't know what you're gonna
Speaker 10: do with them, but you're gonna sign. You're gonna sign
Speaker 10: this paperwork though, that's what you're gonna do.
Speaker 6: Why if you think I'm sorry paperwork animal?
Speaker 7: Man?
Speaker 10: I don't want to whoop your at your house in
Speaker 10: front of your wife and kids behind some damn animals.
Speaker 4: I don't, But you're gonna sign my paperwork.
Speaker 6: You would I wish you would try to whoop my something.
Speaker 6: I'm about to show my kids what it looks like
Speaker 6: to show up and talk real restless. Can you show
Speaker 6: it up here with a damn caravan of animals like
Speaker 6: I'm in the It's ridiculous, Okay, huh no, God my face, man,
Speaker 6: this is ridiculous.
Speaker 10: It's only one thing. I really just only one last
Speaker 10: thing I need to tell you, to be honest with you.
Speaker 4: What is that?
Speaker 10: The only thing I can tell you now, Adrian, is
Speaker 10: that I have nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey Marty Show.
Speaker 4: Your wife Bridget got me the frank phone. Call you.
Speaker 6: Oh man, you gotta be.
Speaker 7: Man.
Speaker 10: Wow.
Speaker 4: You don't want the delivery man.
Speaker 6: You don't want I don't want the kangaroo man. Those
Speaker 6: animals again, other man, you gotta be high mind one
Speaker 6: of those damn animals together?
Speaker 8: All right?
Speaker 4: Baby?
Speaker 10: Give me tell me what's the baddest and I mean
Speaker 10: the baddest radio show in the land.
Speaker 4: Let me hear, Adrian, it's.
Speaker 6: A Steve Harvey Morning Show. Baby.
Speaker 4: What would you do though?
Speaker 10: What would you do if if if you get a
Speaker 10: knock at the door, and if somebody got an ostrich
Speaker 10: or something for you all?
Speaker 8: What would you do?
Speaker 1: Clamb the door?
Speaker 7: You know, you deliver white people's yard next door. They
Speaker 7: love animals, they'll care for him.
Speaker 8: And then.
Speaker 10: Yep, would you turn back a zebra? Cually you like?
Speaker 10: You like animal?
Speaker 4: Prince? Would you turn a zebra back?
Speaker 11: It's funny you should say that. I do like it's
Speaker 11: a good zebra.
Speaker 10: Junior if I get a nice kangaroo delivered to you,
Speaker 10: what you think, Yeah.
Speaker 8: I'll take the kangaroo. Time.
Speaker 9: I'm getting the path to ride around the neighborhood, happy
Speaker 9: big dog.
Speaker 4: If I sent an elephant to you, can you handle
Speaker 4: it elephant?
Speaker 7: Well, I ain't got to worry about it, because you
Speaker 7: know you half rich, so it'll probably be a ceramic elephant.
Speaker 4: Be right there.
Speaker 8: I just give it to my daughters because they delta.
Speaker 4: Now I got little elephant money.
Speaker 1: Now I can't get a little one, a baby one.
Speaker 8: What I mean, I get a baby for what.
Speaker 1: I mean, sarad Elephants are not little I get.
Speaker 10: I can get a little elephant inst somehow a baby
Speaker 10: elephant at.
Speaker 8: Who you think? Baby elephant?
Speaker 4: What universe is the big elephants?
Speaker 10: That?
Speaker 4: Where'd you getting them from? I mean they are the
Speaker 4: same place.
Speaker 7: You realize that the elephant you are already going to prison?
Speaker 7: You you know you are already. Now you up with
Speaker 7: a baby elephant. Yeah, might get the death pow. You
Speaker 7: took the baby elephant from the mom, Peter, We'll eat
Speaker 7: your ass alive.
Speaker 4: All right.
Speaker 1: Listen?
Speaker 11: Coming up next, It is a strawberry letter, but today's.
Speaker 8: Object maximum security somewhere.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he will be buried next to his mama. We'll
Speaker 1: get into it right after this.
Speaker 12: You're listening Hardy Morning Show.
Speaker 11: It is time now for today's Strawberry Letter. And if
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Speaker 4: It could be yours.
Speaker 10: Buckle up and hold on type you gut it for
Speaker 10: you Here it is Strawberry letter, all.
Speaker 11: Right, thank you nephew. Subject he will be buried next
Speaker 11: to his mama. Dear Stephen Shirley. I've been married for
Speaker 11: almost thirty years, so my husband and I started planning
Speaker 11: for the future and making sure our two adult children
Speaker 11: won't be straddled with any debt after we die. I
Speaker 11: told my husband that we should do a will, and
Speaker 11: he told me that he already has one.
Speaker 1: And he did it about fifteen years ago.
Speaker 11: He said, when he was helping his parents do one,
Speaker 11: his dad suggested that he do one too, so he
Speaker 11: did he said it slipped his mind to tell me
Speaker 11: right then, but he said he always told me that
Speaker 11: he was going to be buried next to his mama,
Speaker 11: and his dad would be on the other side of
Speaker 11: his mama. I do remember him telling me, but it
Speaker 11: was always when we were joking around. I when we
Speaker 11: were joking around, I do remember him telling I do
Speaker 11: remember telling him a while back that I was going
Speaker 11: to kill him if he didn't start stop bothering me,
Speaker 11: and he said that if I do, just make sure
Speaker 11: he's buried next to his mama. He has always been
Speaker 11: a big mama's boy, and it never bothered me because
Speaker 11: I'm a daddy's girl. The only time his mother irritated
Speaker 11: me was when she would tell us how to plan
Speaker 11: for the future and how to save our money. This
Speaker 11: must be how she wrangled him into doing a will.
Speaker 11: He pulled the will out of a safe deposit box
Speaker 11: under our.
Speaker 1: Bed and let me read it.
Speaker 11: He plans to leave the house, his savings, his car,
Speaker 11: and everything else to our two daughters. Then at the
Speaker 11: bottom of the third page, I read that he is
Speaker 11: to be buried next to his mother and his plot
Speaker 11: is already paid for. I would think he'd want to
Speaker 11: be buried next to me, But when I asked him,
Speaker 11: he said he'd rather lie next to his parents.
Speaker 1: Eternally.
Speaker 11: Does it matter where he is buried or should he
Speaker 11: be buried next to me?
Speaker 1: Wow?
Speaker 11: Why are we even talking about death right now? But
Speaker 11: this is what you got to do. You do have
Speaker 11: to plan for it, I suppose. And it's one thing
Speaker 11: to be a mama's boy in life, but I never
Speaker 11: even thought about a mama's boy being a mama's boy
Speaker 11: in death.
Speaker 1: I mean, does anybody think about that? I guess Once
Speaker 1: a mama's boy, always a mama's boy.
Speaker 12: Humph.
Speaker 11: And one would think one would think that you would
Speaker 11: want to be married buried next to your wife. I mean,
Speaker 11: that seems to be the normal thing, end of story.
Speaker 11: I mean, that's pretty much standard procedure. But even your
Speaker 11: mom wants to be buried next to her husband. But
Speaker 11: you you want to be buried next to your mom. Now,
Speaker 11: if you were divorced at the time of death, okay,
Speaker 11: then you could be buried next to your mom. That
Speaker 11: seems reasonable and whatever, But what a slap in your
Speaker 11: face that he wants to be buried next to his mom.
Speaker 1: First, you guys have been married to each other for.
Speaker 11: Thirty years, and he made the will fifteen years ago
Speaker 11: without your knowledge. I mean, there's no excuse for that.
Speaker 11: Something that big would not have slipped anyone's mind. And
Speaker 11: I can't believe he told you it slipped his mind.
Speaker 1: No way.
Speaker 11: So many people don't do wills and then and then
Speaker 11: after they're gone, it's just a huge family mess. People
Speaker 11: are fighting over everything. So I'm glad you guys had
Speaker 11: the presence of mine to draw up a will, and
Speaker 11: want to make sure that you take care of your kids.
Speaker 11: But this should have been done as husband and wife together,
Speaker 11: not like your husband did it without you and just
Speaker 11: with his parents. So my suggestion is for you guys
Speaker 11: to get together, tell him how you feel, and do
Speaker 11: a brand new will with you guys and getting buried
Speaker 11: next to each other. I mean, I think that's the
Speaker 11: proper thing to do, and they should. It should be
Speaker 11: no other way as far as I'm concerned. I don't
Speaker 11: know if your husband's going to agree with that, but
Speaker 11: you got to give it a shot and let him
Speaker 11: know how you feel.
Speaker 7: Steve, we get letters every now and there where I
Speaker 7: truly don't care about, and this is one of them,
Speaker 7: and so I don't know how many times I'm gonna
Speaker 7: say I don't give a damn in this response of mine,
Speaker 7: but I don't, and I don't know how to handle this.
Speaker 7: This seems I don't. I don't think anybody's really thought
Speaker 7: this out. I've never seen you know this, right, what
Speaker 7: y'all talking about. You've been married almost thirty years, and
Speaker 7: then you and your husband say you started planning for
Speaker 7: the future, making sure our two adult children won't be
Speaker 7: straddled with any debt after we die. That's y'all's playing.
Speaker 7: Y'all playing for the future's death. Y'all playing for the
Speaker 7: futures to make sure when y'all die, y'all two adebt
Speaker 7: children ain't straddle with no debt. That's the plan. Ain't
Speaker 7: no we retiring, ain't know we were going on trips,
Speaker 7: were gonna go see the world. There's no uplifting this
Speaker 7: ladder at all. This is all misery. I told your husband,
Speaker 7: you said, you told your husband we all to do
Speaker 7: a will. He said, I already did one about fifteen
Speaker 7: years ago. Oh oh, he said he was helping his
Speaker 7: parents do one. His dad suggested he did one two,
Speaker 7: So he did it. Then he said he slipped his
Speaker 7: mind to tell you right then. Okay, because it do
Speaker 7: tell you normally don't draw up a wheel in a day.
Speaker 7: Normally you don't. But if it slipped his mind, he
Speaker 7: didn't tell you. But he always told you that he
Speaker 7: was gonna be buried next to his mama and next
Speaker 7: to his mama, and his dad would be on the
Speaker 7: other side of his mama.
Speaker 8: Okay, I can't tell you how much. I don't give
Speaker 8: a damn.
Speaker 7: Right now about where they did these people up and
Speaker 7: put them off, or where they gonna lay down or uh,
Speaker 7: I don't even know. I just hope y'all live a long,
Speaker 7: healthy life. I would say that to y'all, really want
Speaker 7: you to live a long, healthy life, because I want
Speaker 7: to live one. But y'all looking forward to dining too
Speaker 7: damn much for me in this letter. This is just
Speaker 7: like a depressing ass letter. So we'll get into the
Speaker 7: rest of it when I come back.
Speaker 11: All right, hang up some more, Dyne, we'll have part too,
Speaker 11: it seems. Response to today's Strawberry letter at twenty three minutes
Speaker 11: after the hour, the subject is.
Speaker 1: He will be buried next to his mama. That's the
Speaker 1: subject we'll get back into it right after this.
Speaker 12: You're listening hard Morning show.
Speaker 11: All right, Come on, Steve, let's recap today's strawberry letter.
Speaker 11: Of the subject is he will be buried next to
Speaker 11: his mama.
Speaker 8: Well, here we go with this depressing ass letter. Right here.
Speaker 7: These are people that's planning for the future, and all
Speaker 7: their plans is wrapped around dying. So here we go.
Speaker 7: Let's get on back into this depressing letter.
Speaker 1: Uh.
Speaker 7: They've been married thirty years, They've been talking about their future.
Speaker 7: The wife decided that we should have a will. He
Speaker 7: told her already got one.
Speaker 8: I made it.
Speaker 7: Fifteen years ago, and she was a little throwed off,
Speaker 7: and in the wheel he said that, Well, he just
Speaker 7: told that he had always wanted to be buried next
Speaker 7: to his mama, and his daddy was gonna be on
Speaker 7: the other side of his mama. And I do remember
Speaker 7: him telling him telling you, this, but it was always
Speaker 7: when we were joking around where Homeboy wasn't playing. I
Speaker 7: do remember telling him a while back that I was
Speaker 7: gonna kill him if he didn't stop bothering me. And
Speaker 7: he said that if I do, just make sure he's
Speaker 7: buried next to his mama. See I don't know if
Speaker 7: y'all listen everything in this letter, man, it's about this
Speaker 7: death and this burial.
Speaker 8: I don't like people like this. I'm gonna kill you
Speaker 8: one day.
Speaker 7: Well, if you do, now, make sure you bury me
Speaker 7: next to my mama, cause my daddy gonna be on
Speaker 7: the other side of my mama.
Speaker 8: Okay.
Speaker 7: He has always been a big mama's boy, and it
Speaker 7: never bothered me because I'm a daddy's girl.
Speaker 8: Lady, that's different.
Speaker 7: It's different from being a mama's boy and a daddy's girl.
Speaker 8: That's different.
Speaker 7: And you're stupid for being putting up with just all
Speaker 7: these years thinking it was the same because you was
Speaker 7: a daddy's girl, mama's boy, different than daddy's girl. You
Speaker 7: better beliereak it down, break it down well. A mama's
Speaker 7: boy first of all, a daddy's girl. She lives under
Speaker 7: the protection of her father. She can go to her
Speaker 7: daddy and get anything. She kind of got the daddy
Speaker 7: wrapped around the finger. It's not her wrapped around the
Speaker 7: daddy's finger. She loves her daddy, she'll do anything for him,
Speaker 7: but she knows she can go to her daddy for anything.
Speaker 8: That's a daddy's girl.
Speaker 7: A mama's boy is beholden to mama first and foremost
Speaker 7: and everything. And even though he take a wife, the
Speaker 7: mama steal first. Now that sounds like daddy girl to you,
Speaker 7: and I'm giving you the short version of it. So
Speaker 7: now you have a problem. The only time his mother
Speaker 7: irritated me was when she would tell us how to
Speaker 7: plan for the future and how to save y'all's money,
Speaker 7: probably so when y'all die, she'll know what to do.
Speaker 7: This must be how she wrangled him into doing a wheel.
Speaker 7: She just told you his father said you should do
Speaker 7: one too, but you're gonna put it off on this lady, right.
Speaker 8: This must be how he ranged she wrangled him into
Speaker 8: doing it.
Speaker 7: He pulled the wheel out of a safe deposit box
Speaker 7: under our bed.
Speaker 8: Let me say something to y'all.
Speaker 7: If you have a safe that you can pull out
Speaker 7: under your bed that ain't a safe, matter of fact,
Speaker 7: that ain't safe at all, they.
Speaker 1: Can pull it over from under your bed.
Speaker 7: Put it in their car, and go to their house
Speaker 7: and work all open it in the garage. Y'all, So
Speaker 7: did some pole mess right here? You got your safety
Speaker 7: deposit box under your bed. Oh, nobody gonna think to
Speaker 7: look under their.
Speaker 8: Okay, and he let me read it.
Speaker 7: He plans to leave the house, his savings, his car,
Speaker 7: and everything else to our two daughters. Then at the
Speaker 7: bottom of the third page, I read that he is
Speaker 7: to be buried next to his mama. This is the
Speaker 7: fourth time in this letter. You then told me that
Speaker 7: this ragged ass mama's boy is gonna get buried next
Speaker 7: to his mama.
Speaker 8: Why are you still surprised at this? Damn?
Speaker 11: You don't think she should be in shocked for a shock?
Speaker 7: I read that he is to be buried next to
Speaker 7: his mother, and his plot is already paid for, So.
Speaker 4: Then he died.
Speaker 7: You ain't got to pay for that. You don't see
Speaker 7: the upside in this. I would think he'd want to
Speaker 7: be buried next to me. Well he don't. You that
Speaker 7: already threatened to kill the man in the letter. You're
Speaker 7: nagging the man, You're telling him what he y'all to do.
Speaker 7: Now you're mad at him for having a wheel already,
Speaker 7: and you think he.
Speaker 8: Want to be married buried next to you for what?
Speaker 7: But when I asked him, he said he would rather
Speaker 7: lie next to his parents. Eternally, I got news for
Speaker 7: all y'all foods in this letter.
Speaker 8: You're not gonna be laying next to nobody eternally.
Speaker 7: As a matter of fact, when you laying there, you
Speaker 7: ain't even gonna be aware of it.
Speaker 8: I don't know what y'all think death is.
Speaker 7: I don't know if you really think what they was
Speaker 7: doing back in Egypt, where you could get a tomb
Speaker 7: and pack all this gold in that which and take
Speaker 7: it with you. They found out, they asked, don't get
Speaker 7: nothing nowhere with him. Y'all are stupid. I can't stand
Speaker 7: this letter. I don't care where he gets his rad
Speaker 7: ass buried. I really don't like I said. I wish
Speaker 7: everybody health and happiness and longevity in this letter, but
Speaker 7: y'all are looking forward to dying way too much for me.
Speaker 7: So damn it, let's just get it over with real. Ay,
Speaker 7: y'all gonna die, Get up out it. I don't care
Speaker 7: where he get it beted. I don't give damn if
Speaker 7: he get buried next to Mammy, his damn daddy. I
Speaker 7: don't get care if they get married on the pecan
Speaker 7: tree in damn Louisiana.
Speaker 8: I don't care where.
Speaker 7: You get bet you just get your ass in the
Speaker 7: ground and let's get it.
Speaker 1: Leave your comments up today, strawberry letter.
Speaker 8: I don't give a damn what hold the ground you
Speaker 8: put me in?
Speaker 11: And Steve Harvey f M coming up next to his
Speaker 11: junior with Sports.
Speaker 1: Talk right after this.
Speaker 11: You're listening Harvey Morning Show. It is time now for
Speaker 11: junior and sports talk.
Speaker 1: What you got, junior?
Speaker 9: Hold on pimping, Come on, let's get these pixie and pipping.
Speaker 9: Let me tell you so many.
Speaker 1: Here we go.
Speaker 8: Hold let's do it real quick.
Speaker 7: Yeah.
Speaker 8: I don't even know how it did.
Speaker 4: Man, No, no, you boy.
Speaker 1: This was one of these weeks here pimping.
Speaker 8: Hold on, here we hear about it.
Speaker 1: Come on, here we go.
Speaker 9: Stealers over the Titans twenty to sixteen.
Speaker 8: Stevens, I picked it.
Speaker 4: Hey, here we go.
Speaker 9: Pivot Chiefs over the Dolphins twenty one fourteen, pict it
Speaker 9: Ravens over the Seahawks thirty seven to three. Picted the Browns,
Speaker 9: and I mean the mighty Browns did the Cardinals in
Speaker 9: twenty seven to nothing.
Speaker 8: Picted bat in the thousand.
Speaker 9: Pippoit, Texas over the Buffaneers man thirty nine thirty seven.
Speaker 14: Come oh lord, I'm hot.
Speaker 9: The Saints over the Bass twenty four to seventeen.
Speaker 4: I'm on fire.
Speaker 9: I picked the Vikings over the Falcons thirty one to
Speaker 9: twenty eight.
Speaker 1: You missed that one, but you come.
Speaker 5: Right back though.
Speaker 9: Pivfy the Packers over the Rams, winning to three. Pick
Speaker 9: the Commanders beat the Patriots man twenty to seventeen.
Speaker 1: Picked it the Coats over the Panthers twenty seven to thirteen.
Speaker 14: I told y'all, everybody have it that.
Speaker 8: Y'all wouldn't listen to me. You can't see it popping
Speaker 8: all yeah in the club. Then you raise you damn down,
Speaker 8: Peter Probit.
Speaker 9: This is the one that got me pipping. Golly, no, no,
Speaker 9: uh uh. He picked the Raiders over the Giants thirty
Speaker 9: to six.
Speaker 4: I told y'all, I'm on fire. What is happening?
Speaker 8: I don't know, oman Kindle.
Speaker 9: It was old pippot the Eagles over the Cowboys.
Speaker 4: Twenty eighth to three.
Speaker 8: I'm smoking.
Speaker 4: That's good. Runn out piping one game one.
Speaker 8: I only lost one.
Speaker 7: Hey man, somebody out there is listening to this show,
Speaker 7: and I gotta start writing down pips picks, because see
Speaker 7: pips picks be the pit for the pips.
Speaker 8: And with a pimpish piggy Piggy was called the Pips. Yeah, lad,
Speaker 8: it is night and the.
Speaker 7: Pips, because pips still for a pipish picket.
Speaker 8: I'm one of the Pips, baby can't. I'm so good.
Speaker 7: I'm nervous now man.
Speaker 1: Yeah all right, thank you, Junior, Thank you.
Speaker 11: Pimping coming up at the top of the hour. If
Speaker 11: a woman asks a man out, should she pay for
Speaker 11: the date?
Speaker 12: What you're listening morning show?
Speaker 11: This is from Fatima and Chattanooga. Fatima says I met
Speaker 11: a man in traffic and it was love at first sight.
Speaker 11: Our cars were side by side for ten minutes and
Speaker 11: we had a great conversation. He said he had just
Speaker 11: been dumped and he didn't mind sitting in traffic because
Speaker 11: he had no one to rush home to. I was
Speaker 11: very forward and I told him to take the next
Speaker 11: exit so we could go eat and get to know
Speaker 11: each other.
Speaker 1: This conversation was great.
Speaker 11: And we planned to see each other again, but he
Speaker 11: told me I had to pay for the meal because
Speaker 11: he hadn't planned to stop for dinner. I paid it,
Speaker 11: but it didn't sit well with me. Thinking back, I
Speaker 11: asked him for the second date. He didn't ask me
Speaker 11: Do I ask if he's planning to pay or should
Speaker 11: I lose his number or.
Speaker 8: Listen to me?
Speaker 7: He told you in the ten minute conversation that he
Speaker 7: had just gotten helped. Somebody got rid of him for
Speaker 7: some reason. You may be discovery why see a great conversation.
Speaker 7: Don't mean as a great person. He ain't asking you out,
Speaker 7: He ain't paying for nothing. I mean, lady, come on, now,
Speaker 7: you know I wasn't planning on going to dinner, so
Speaker 7: you have to pay. So you ain't got food money.
Speaker 7: Just just this's a point in the day that you
Speaker 7: don't have food money. So lady, what what are you
Speaker 7: signing up for? Man going about your business?
Speaker 1: Man numbers?
Speaker 7: Just because you're all was stuck in traffic next to
Speaker 7: each other talking, that don't mean that's him.
Speaker 10: Right, But if you're trying to lose weight, though, that'd
Speaker 10: be a good person to be with it.
Speaker 11: Damn all right, I think we have time for one more, Steve.
Speaker 11: This is from Solomon and Kansas, Kansas City. Solomon says,
Speaker 11: I'm a fireman and I found out my ex wife
Speaker 11: had an affair with my coworker before I divorced her.
Speaker 11: She got angry with me last week and told me
Speaker 11: about it. And said he was much better in bed
Speaker 11: than I am. I took off this week so I
Speaker 11: won't go in there and hurt this guy. Do I
Speaker 11: ask him if it's true or not, and what's the
Speaker 11: best way to deal with it?
Speaker 7: Well, bro, you don't want her, You're getting a divorce.
Speaker 7: Why would you lose your job? There's no win for
Speaker 7: you here. You didn't go to work because you don't
Speaker 7: want to hurt the guy. Hey man, listen to me.
Speaker 7: Don't mess around and lose your job as a fireman.
Speaker 7: The fire department ain't.
Speaker 8: Gonna want you no more.
Speaker 7: And she don't want you, and you don't want her, remember,
Speaker 7: So what's the fight for?
Speaker 4: I wouldn't He.
Speaker 1: Looked like a pool in front of his coworker. It
Speaker 1: was going on. Yeah, Well, everybody, all.
Speaker 7: You got to do is just say look man. You
Speaker 7: can walk up to him away from the job and say,
Speaker 7: hey man, I know what you did. I'm aware of it.
Speaker 7: That wasn't cool. But just know this here right here.
Speaker 7: You got one time with me, one time. You got
Speaker 7: one mistake. That's it. But even I just put that
Speaker 7: in his head so he could walk around tight. I
Speaker 7: ain't going to be the only one.
Speaker 11: On the car even you know he's going to say
Speaker 11: something back as coworker, and then they could get into
Speaker 11: it as a result.
Speaker 12: I want to alarm go off.
Speaker 9: Yeah, well, if it is, do they call it on
Speaker 9: the sales down the firehouse.
Speaker 1: Like they might have to.
Speaker 4: And then put their water holes on his ear.
Speaker 8: I'm just gonna tell him.
Speaker 7: I'm to say, hey, man, listen to me. I ain't
Speaker 7: trying to start nothing. I'm aware of you and my wife.
Speaker 7: I know what happened. I thought we was different, but
Speaker 7: I found out we ain't. So now it's cool. Just
Speaker 7: know that I know, and now you know I know,
Speaker 7: so act according. Yeah, I'm gonna say something to the dude.
Speaker 7: It ain't no way. I'm not why, But I'm not
Speaker 7: gonna go down here and lose my.
Speaker 11: Job because your ex wife said he was better in
Speaker 11: bed than you.
Speaker 8: That's so what a lot of people in bed, bet ya?
Speaker 8: So what? So what? Yeah? All right? Coming up, and
Speaker 8: because I don't want you know, how about.
Speaker 1: We'll have more of the Steve Harvey Morning Show right
Speaker 1: after this.
Speaker 12: You're listening Harvey Morning Show.
Speaker 11: All right, So here's a question for Tommy, Carla and Junior.
Speaker 11: What in the world is going on in Houston. They
Speaker 11: this made national news. Two men were arrested last week
Speaker 11: in Harris County, Texas for stealing forty six packs of oxtails.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah, yeah oxtails.
Speaker 8: Eyes.
Speaker 11: Come on, uh these two themes. You guys heard about it, right, Carlo.
Speaker 11: The two Things robbed four different grocery stores and stole
Speaker 11: close to twelve hundred dollars worth of ox tales. The
Speaker 11: duo was caught during a routine traffic stop when an
Speaker 11: officer noticed a large amount of unbagged meat on the
Speaker 11: back seat. They were arrested and charged with theft aggregate,
Speaker 11: and their bail was set at twenty five hundred dollars each.
Speaker 8: So I don't condone it, but I understand.
Speaker 1: I mean, I mean, what do you understand because you
Speaker 1: love ox sale.
Speaker 2: The price salesales right now, and I was I was going,
Speaker 2: I was going home and going and buy something from these.
Speaker 4: That's why I'm mad.
Speaker 13: To me, we understand, And madam, there's some more people
Speaker 13: need to be in jail, Yes, yeah, them over the.
Speaker 1: We need to more for them.
Speaker 8: Don't understand.
Speaker 7: Freedom for a pack of ox tails.
Speaker 1: We'll have more on the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
Speaker 11: Coming up at thirty three minutes after the hour, we
Speaker 11: will play around would you rather?
Speaker 1: Right after this?
Speaker 12: You're listening hard morning show.
Speaker 11: It's time now for another round of would you rather?
Speaker 11: Would you rather wear the same suit eight times or
Speaker 11: the same undies for a full month?
Speaker 8: A suit suit a time? Have done that?
Speaker 4: Yeah, absolutely, draws a well for a full month. I wore.
Speaker 7: I wore draws one time for a week. God when
Speaker 7: I gave they was in the floor. When I went back,
Speaker 7: they had.
Speaker 4: Just it was gone, just integrated.
Speaker 8: Into nothing.
Speaker 7: But nothing on that but that waist man man all
Speaker 7: the hot once I had hit it, just.
Speaker 11: Oh my god, we're moving on. Uh would you have
Speaker 11: big hips and thighs? Or would you have to have
Speaker 11: big shoulders and no neck?
Speaker 10: Oh?
Speaker 11: A b.
Speaker 12: Time.
Speaker 4: I ain't doing no the next stuff with y'all. But
Speaker 4: y'all going on.
Speaker 9: With that and nothing. I don't want to have no
Speaker 9: big hips and thighs either time.
Speaker 8: I want that.
Speaker 4: I don't want my back turn and everything. Somebody trying
Speaker 4: to hit.
Speaker 9: On big booty, big booty.
Speaker 1: Big booty.
Speaker 4: Give me this nick to a fine young man.
Speaker 11: Naked shoulders, no neck, but big shoulders.
Speaker 7: Yeah, okay, come on, you'll be sitting there looking at
Speaker 7: that dude I've been watching on what is that ninety
Speaker 7: day fiance?
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, you don't have.
Speaker 8: This dude, man, I keep going, Man, why don't you
Speaker 8: get off the show?
Speaker 7: Yeah?
Speaker 8: You get a little people a bad name. You need
Speaker 8: to get off the show man. Yeah, all right.
Speaker 1: Would you rather do what your wife says to do
Speaker 1: or would you rather try to get her to compromise?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 10: He is so much simple? Yeah really yeah, whatever, whatever?
Speaker 10: That's right, husbands there with these smart ones.
Speaker 1: All of that all right? Would you rather let me.
Speaker 8: Tell you right now that compromise is an argument? Go ahead?
Speaker 11: Would you rather during sex you can't hear anything, or
Speaker 11: during sex you can't see anything.
Speaker 1: Either one.
Speaker 7: All of that happens to me. I can't here, I
Speaker 7: can't hear off see I'll be in there just as loud.
Speaker 7: It can't be a damn thing and mute.
Speaker 1: Yeah all right, that's today's round. Would you rather thank you? Guys?
Speaker 11: Coming up next, it is our last break of the day,
Speaker 11: and we'll have some closing remarks from the one and
Speaker 11: only Steve Harvey right after this.
Speaker 12: You're listening Harvey Morning Show.
Speaker 11: All right, guys, here we are our last break of
Speaker 11: the day. On this Monday, it is Monica's birthday, Mississippi.
Speaker 1: Monica. Yeah, yeah, exactly, producer one time for the birthday girl.
Speaker 7: On the commercial break, she jokingly said, do me a
Speaker 7: birthday poem? Well let's go. Yeah, so she won a
Speaker 7: birthday poem. You know, I write one off top of
Speaker 7: my head. Hey, Mississippi, it's your birthday today. I heard
Speaker 7: it was a little late, but finally I want to
Speaker 7: say hooray. I know these things are happening at a pace,
Speaker 7: at an alarming speed.
Speaker 8: These birthdays just keep on coming. Yes they do.
Speaker 7: Indeed, I hope you don't ever get tired of having them,
Speaker 7: because the end would then be near. I hate when
Speaker 7: people hate their birthdays. Well, how about have a funeral
Speaker 7: this year? What Most people never finally join a birthday
Speaker 7: because they feel so sad about getting old. But old
Speaker 7: is the gold for all of us, So go ahead
Speaker 7: on get your ass old. It's a pleasure to me
Speaker 7: to grow older every year. That just simply means I
Speaker 7: am still here. So if you get tired of these
Speaker 7: days coming too fast, all I can say is bye,
Speaker 7: you just.
Speaker 4: Had your last I know.
Speaker 7: I normally talk about Junior's poems and what they don't
Speaker 7: like about or what I don't mean for what I
Speaker 7: do a poem.
Speaker 8: They're different because they were written by Steve. At least
Speaker 8: they rhyme.
Speaker 7: They might not make no sense, but I don't give
Speaker 7: a damn about rhyming. I don't give a damn about
Speaker 7: none of this. I lost track of what the poem
Speaker 7: was about about six lines ago. Oh, but since you
Speaker 7: reminded me, Happy birthday, Monica.
Speaker 8: And now I have to go d in.
Speaker 9: It's rapt Monica's.
Speaker 11: Yeah, really, Steve, we had about put you in the mood.
Speaker 4: Yeah, by death.
Speaker 1: What are you doing for your birthday?
Speaker 4: Monica Scorpio season with the girl?
Speaker 1: She said nothing.
Speaker 8: Nothing showing her hair.
Speaker 4: That's all that's bout her picture.
Speaker 10: That's got something on it, because her picture behind her
Speaker 10: ain't got nothing.
Speaker 4: Some art.
Speaker 1: It's about texture.
Speaker 10: Is that what that? That looks like a wax board,
Speaker 10: like when you make notes and stuff.
Speaker 5: It's what she likes.
Speaker 4: If it is a board, that's her choice.
Speaker 10: That's what people if they blind have any house and
Speaker 10: stuff like that.
Speaker 1: That just a.
Speaker 7: Picture with a bunch of folks on it.
Speaker 11: It's texture, guys, all right.
Speaker 13: That's the birthday.
Speaker 1: Good news. Tell me you have some good news your
Speaker 1: your son.
Speaker 10: Yeah, popped that ball out the park over the fence
Speaker 10: this weekend. Baby came home with the hardware. I got
Speaker 10: the big gold ring and everything.
Speaker 11: Oh wow, congratulations, Jordan's Tommy.
Speaker 8: Tommy's a hip hop father.
Speaker 1: Why do you say that?
Speaker 7: Hip hop dad? You buy sun change and stuff. Put
Speaker 7: diamonds on it there. Boy gonna be out. But he's
Speaker 7: a player though. Yeah, he's just being a supportive dad.
Speaker 8: You great father.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he really is, really is a good good dad. Great.
Speaker 8: It's a good husband when he ain't running his dumb
Speaker 8: ass mouth.
Speaker 10: I've learned to be quiet. He take care of his
Speaker 10: family and stuff.
Speaker 7: They got good life cause of this boy.
Speaker 4: You like smoking from Brady, I'll be quiet talking again.
Speaker 10: You get old enough, you just like you know, I'm
Speaker 10: not arguing about none of that. I'm not tripping on
Speaker 10: none of that.
Speaker 8: How you doing? You sure going around the room checking
Speaker 8: on over here? Just married. Man's going good, you know, And.
Speaker 9: I ain't saying that last two weeks.
Speaker 4: So I'm doing really good. He told me she was
Speaker 4: proud of me.
Speaker 9: That's I was shocked to wait, what were proud of
Speaker 9: you my wife, wife, Yeah, she said, see she right there, lady,
Speaker 9: See how y'all did it?
Speaker 4: What who told you they was proud of you for what?
Speaker 11: No?
Speaker 1: I mean for what did you do?
Speaker 8: Though?
Speaker 1: Why did she say that? Because?
Speaker 9: Oh, just because you know, just working and taking care
Speaker 9: of the house and you know, doing everything she asked
Speaker 9: me to do. Say, the grocery store, fine and stuff.
Speaker 9: I learned a lot the groceries. They got a lot
Speaker 9: of stuff you've learned about, Like that self check out.
Speaker 9: It's complicated, but when you get it though, it's fun.
Speaker 1: Because you're doing things that you weren't doing before.
Speaker 4: No, I ain't never staying them before.
Speaker 8: I am now that self check out.
Speaker 7: To me, when I first saw what it was, I
Speaker 7: you know, i'd been hadn't been in the store in
Speaker 7: a long time. It just looked like open stealing. To me,
Speaker 7: it's no way not.
Speaker 1: It's not now they have people lurking.
Speaker 8: It's no way.
Speaker 7: Back in the day, I'm gonna charge myself for each.
Speaker 1: Item they're watching. Big brother is watching boy.
Speaker 7: Well, I tell you what, you're watching that hard, you
Speaker 7: might as well come down here and do it, because
Speaker 7: I can promise you I'm finna miss something.
Speaker 13: What you say, Steve, you buying a big screen TV
Speaker 13: charging yourself cucumber.
Speaker 11: I mean it's convenient, but it has put a lot
Speaker 11: of people out of work.
Speaker 1: You know, a lot of cat shears and stuff on.
Speaker 12: You know.
Speaker 1: On the opposite side of that whole thing.
Speaker 4: Steve said they could not have had it.
Speaker 8: In this seventies.
Speaker 1: Take us out.
Speaker 7: What hey, y'all, y'all have a great day. Talk to
Speaker 7: God today. He'd absolutely lovely history.
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