Speaker 1: It's Brook and Jeffrey.
Speaker 2: I mean in the morning or the afternoon or whenever,
Speaker 2: because we're in podcast form now, it's yeah, Brook.
Speaker 1: And Jeffrey the Whinever. I like it. I like it,
Speaker 1: and the whole show is happening right now.
Speaker 3: I know Brooke doesn't want to hear this. Oh what
Speaker 3: maybe she does and is finally ready to move on
Speaker 3: from Halloween. But America's favorite cookie has decided to embrace
Speaker 3: the holiday season extra early this year.
Speaker 1: Christmas what is it?
Speaker 3: They've a contest that already started back on November first,
Speaker 3: where they're encouraging Oreo fans to join them on their
Speaker 3: mission to deck the halls inside and out as a PAF.
Speaker 1: Honestly, I'm kind of ready to decorate early.
Speaker 2: I know that's weird for me, but it's like it
Speaker 2: happens so quick and then suddenly you're like, oh my god,
Speaker 2: it's over.
Speaker 1: Sty Christmas the Starbucks.
Speaker 2: I mean, if it's Christmas at Starbucks election, that means Starbucks.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Well, maybe they qualify for this because they're given one
Speaker 3: hundred thousand dollars in prizes to one hundred festive fans
Speaker 3: who are willing to decorate their homes before Thanksgiving.
Speaker 1: That's it. Do you have to start? Do you have
Speaker 1: to decorate with Oreo? There's got to be somewhere.
Speaker 3: Hopefully you do have some blue and black and white
Speaker 3: decorations in there somewhere, since those are Oreo colors. Okay,
Speaker 3: but once you're done, just follow Oreo on Instagram and
Speaker 3: send them a picture of your festive decorated home with
Speaker 3: the hashtag Oreo Sweepstakes. Their example has Oreo wallpaper all over.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: If you're chosen as a winner, you'll get a thousand
Speaker 3: bucks plus a big Oreo shaped sign that says h
Speaker 3: O A on it, which stands for Holiday Oreo Alliance,
Speaker 3: the only h.
Speaker 1: Anyone likes Gonna a minute.
Speaker 2: I mean, it's interesting to brand yourself as an h
Speaker 2: AA because they're notoriously hated.
Speaker 3: To make it, making it better, the Holiday Oreo Alliance
Speaker 3: off that in your front lawn to show everyone your
Speaker 3: Oreo pride.
Speaker 4: And Santa's gonna love the milk and cookies at this house.
Speaker 3: More details are up on our instance stories at Brooke
Speaker 3: and Jeffrey. Merry Early Christmas everyone. Now we're on to
Speaker 3: the chacolic question of the day with a man whose
Speaker 3: presence feels just like a mouthful of double stuffed oreos.
Speaker 5: So good.
Speaker 3: Digital Jake, Well.
Speaker 5: I'm not sure if this is a good sign or
Speaker 5: a bad sign, but right now, kindergarteners everywhere are looking
Speaker 5: up to our own gen Z all star as their
Speaker 5: new hero because she's single handedly proving the ABC's are
Speaker 5: actually much harder than anybody originally thought. Yeah, she's about
Speaker 5: to prove that again with another edition of three Seconds
Speaker 5: with Alexis. Now, I know what you're all thinking. Three
Speaker 5: seconds that's barely enough time to tie your shoes right, well,
Speaker 5: buckle up, because we're doing the trivia game that's so straightforward,
Speaker 5: so outrageously simple, you'll be questioning your own intelligence and
Speaker 5: definitely hers. Will you bet on her or will you not?
Speaker 5: It's three Seconds with Alexis. We're gonna start with Brooke Brook.
Speaker 5: Your category for Alexis.
Speaker 1: Is names Names.
Speaker 5: Will you bet on Alexis or against her?
Speaker 2: The thing is is I bet on her twice because
Speaker 2: I always want to have Alexis's back.
Speaker 1: I think I did good for you both times. No,
Speaker 1: you failed me.
Speaker 2: But I'm gonna be the dumb one here and I'm
Speaker 2: gonna bet on her again Sunday.
Speaker 1: She'll make me proud, all.
Speaker 5: Right, Brooks saying that Alexis will get this right. Alexis,
Speaker 5: as soon as I say point, you can answer this question.
Speaker 5: You have three seconds to finish. Okay, Alexis, how many
Speaker 5: letters are in your own first name?
Speaker 6: Point?
Speaker 1: Al Exis six?
Speaker 3: Did you seriously count that on your fingers?
Speaker 1: Fingers? Still you think she doesn't have a longer name.
Speaker 5: She counted right, Brooke, you bet on her. S're safe
Speaker 5: from being shocked. Now we're moving on now to Jeffrey. Jeffrey,
Speaker 5: your category for Alexis is rainbows.
Speaker 3: Rain rainbows.
Speaker 5: Bet on alexishore against Alexis.
Speaker 3: This seems like it's right up her alley. I think
Speaker 3: I have never gone for Alexis on this one, but
Speaker 3: I'm gonna say she's gonna get this right. Rainbows are
Speaker 3: her passion.
Speaker 5: All right, Alexis, you have three seconds to answer once
Speaker 5: I say point, name the two things that are needed
Speaker 5: to make up a rainbow? Point what?
Speaker 7: Rain and colors?
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 5: Sun She'm not going to accept rain and colors. We're
Speaker 5: looking for water and light. Sunlight.
Speaker 3: That is the last time I ever ever wrote for you,
Speaker 3: would be.
Speaker 4: So funny to look up this guy and be like,
Speaker 4: three colors are forming in the sky.
Speaker 3: We may have a rainbow to it.
Speaker 5: Chance of color. So Jeffrey will be getting shocked. Finally,
Speaker 5: we're moving on to Jose. Jose, you ready to hear
Speaker 5: your category?
Speaker 4: Yes, I've had the most brutal of all of us
Speaker 4: this competition.
Speaker 5: Well let's see today, Jose. Your category is the ABC.
Speaker 3: Back to the original.
Speaker 4: I think she's gonna redeem herself, and I think we're
Speaker 4: gonna I'm gonna bet on Alexis.
Speaker 3: She's gonna get this right.
Speaker 1: Bet the first question be what's the first letter?
Speaker 5: Yes, wait a minute, all right, Jose's betting on Alexa.
Speaker 5: She needs to get this right in order to save him.
Speaker 5: All right, Alexis, how many letters in the alphabet are
Speaker 5: a lowercase? Point?
Speaker 8: What?
Speaker 1: None of them?
Speaker 5: And they're also Alexis, that's incorrect. All twenty six letters
Speaker 5: can be lowercase.
Speaker 9: I can't.
Speaker 1: I don't know what they're normal form.
Speaker 5: I will not be accepting that answer.
Speaker 2: Alexis's lower case if you could be uppercase.
Speaker 5: Very motivational. Not the correct answer, but still motivational. Brook
Speaker 5: is safe. Jose is getting shocked. Jeffery's getting shocked, and
Speaker 5: that was another rousing edition of three seconds with Alexis.
Speaker 3: Good work, Alexis, you've let us down once again. So
Speaker 3: you let the boys down, because we're gonna be getting
Speaker 3: shocked while singing flowers by Miley Cyrus. I can buy
Speaker 3: myself flowers right name the same. If Miley Cyrus was
Speaker 3: a category, I would get that. That's your shock collar question.
Speaker 3: The other day, three seconds with alexis.
Speaker 9: Freaking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 3: Man before we could even blink, Halloween's over. Thanksgiving is
Speaker 3: right on us, all right? You know what I was
Speaker 3: thinking the other day, wouldn't it be great to be
Speaker 3: able to have one Thanksgiving without all the stress and
Speaker 3: without all the mess, but still have all the traditional
Speaker 3: food so you could unbutton all your cousin's pants and
Speaker 3: lay down on the couch together to watch football.
Speaker 2: Wait, I thought stress was just as much of a
Speaker 2: tradition as turkey. Wise though, I thought they were wrapped
Speaker 2: in together.
Speaker 3: Yeah, let's just focus on the turkey. Well, one company
Speaker 3: is thinking of you, and they came up with a unique, creative,
Speaker 3: maybe slightly can traversial way to give you all your
Speaker 3: Thanksgiving favorites without the hassle of cooking a sixteen hour
Speaker 3: long meal. Okay, I'm talking about do Giorno's brand news
Speaker 3: Thanksgiving pizza.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, it sounds good.
Speaker 3: What is it?
Speaker 5: A real thing this year?
Speaker 3: And they already sold out in their first location. If
Speaker 3: you're wondering what's on it, It's got all the Thanksgiving hits, turkey, gravy, sauce, potatoes,
Speaker 3: green beans, cranberries, cheese, of course, because you need to
Speaker 3: link something with all that monstrosity together, and some type
Speaker 3: of crispy onion topping on a thick Detroit style crust.
Speaker 4: Controversyber pizza, Yes, they do Cranberiza.
Speaker 1: Thing I listened to.
Speaker 2: I look forward to more than the turkey is the
Speaker 2: day after when you get to make the sandwich with.
Speaker 1: This stuff bean and I mean it's even better than
Speaker 1: the meal. So maybe this is similar to that.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's like pre frozen, so now it's like you're
Speaker 3: eating and de Jorno says their passion is pizza. Their
Speaker 3: research teams constantly looking at unique ways to infuse fresh
Speaker 3: baked taste into moments of celebration.
Speaker 1: Where do you get this thick from? Huh?
Speaker 3: You get it online and look at that Brooke. You
Speaker 3: don't have to cook for your in laws anymore. Just
Speaker 3: get a bunch of maybe toss in a six pack
Speaker 3: of green bean Castle roa donut dumpers, and a three
Speaker 3: pack of Cranberry double dippers.
Speaker 1: Oh no, there are people that go, oh, that's just
Speaker 1: a lot of food. We don't need that much.
Speaker 2: I'm like, it is Thanksgiving, I'm supposed to have a
Speaker 2: lot of food excess.
Speaker 1: Ye why did I marry into a skinny family?
Speaker 3: You could see the photo of ajorna Thanksgiving pizza up
Speaker 3: on our instance stories at Brook and Jeffrey. We're gonna
Speaker 3: do laser stories next. It's the radio segment that just
Speaker 3: put a request into the streaming service Disney Plus, asking
Speaker 3: if they could filter out all the children's content so
Speaker 3: he could just get to Disney hard cool.
Speaker 7: I don't think they've watched that.
Speaker 3: Too many g rated anime things to sift through. Just
Speaker 3: give me the good stuff. Surprisingly, Disney said they're working
Speaker 3: on it.
Speaker 9: Oh my god.
Speaker 3: Everybody wins with Laser Stories, the segment where we read
Speaker 3: weird news stories around the globe, just like everyone else does,
Speaker 3: except we've got a laser and those other Jimminy crackheads,
Speaker 3: just dump this first laser stories out of Portugal.
Speaker 1: So cool.
Speaker 3: A tourist from Azerbaijan was enjoying a family holiday. It
Speaker 3: was at a beautiful Lisbon cafe when he thought the
Speaker 3: only thing that would make the idyllic setting even better
Speaker 3: would be to have a nice glass of pomegranate juice.
Speaker 7: Oh my god, that clip finally makes.
Speaker 1: So much sense. Oh my god, we have been waiting
Speaker 1: for years to use that.
Speaker 3: Amazing and I bet that would be really nice to
Speaker 3: have some pomegranate juice in Portugal.
Speaker 1: Sounds tropical.
Speaker 3: Yeah, So the thirty six year old opened up his
Speaker 3: translate app and his fun and typed the request. He
Speaker 3: showed it to the waiter, who immediately ran into the back.
Speaker 1: Good service.
Speaker 3: But five minutes later, armed police stormed in and ordered
Speaker 3: the tourists to the ground. The whole area got put
Speaker 3: on lockdown, and his hotel room was simultaneously raided and searched.
Speaker 1: Just because of juice.
Speaker 3: Officials handcuffed him and took him to a nearby police station,
Speaker 3: and that's where they started to question him and figured
Speaker 3: out almost immediately what had happened, because apparently the translation
Speaker 3: app had turned the Russian word for pomegranate into the
Speaker 3: Portuguese word for grenade. So once authorities realized it was
Speaker 3: a harmless mistake, they let him go and they told
Speaker 3: him to enjoy the rest of his vacation.
Speaker 1: Oh my god. However, translating anything again.
Speaker 3: They did recommend he used a Portuguese phrase book instead
Speaker 3: of an app.
Speaker 2: Next, Yeah, then all those phrases are okay, yeah, yeah, Can.
Speaker 3: I get the roll? Gets luncher with.
Speaker 6: This.
Speaker 3: Next laser story is out of England. Back in twenty nineteen,
Speaker 3: a man named Kenny Cannard decided it'd be funny to
Speaker 3: legally change his name for a laugh.
Speaker 1: I can't believe what people do this.
Speaker 3: I know this is so common.
Speaker 2: My girlfriends don't even want to do it for marriage
Speaker 2: like someone just never do because they don't get around
Speaker 2: to it.
Speaker 1: It's so much work.
Speaker 3: Well, he went to the government and got a brand
Speaker 3: new license and officially became f you canars Oh gosh,
Speaker 3: like fun Yeah he's supposed to say it. Few him
Speaker 3: and his buddies thought it was hilarious, right, big laugh,
Speaker 3: and kept with the moniker because it was a great
Speaker 3: conversation starter. Whenever he went out.
Speaker 1: I don't know why. I feel like him and his
Speaker 1: buddy's all single, just to stab in the dark.
Speaker 3: Well, now his joke is backfired because he recently went
Speaker 3: to get a new passport and update his name on it.
Speaker 3: But after he submitted it, he found out he was denied.
Speaker 3: He was told his name may cause offense. So they
Speaker 3: are sorry, but it is what it is, and he
Speaker 3: can't travel internationally anymore.
Speaker 1: I don't know your name could get you banned from
Speaker 1: a passport.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I guess if it's a if it's going to
Speaker 3: be considered offensive to the places that you travel.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and also don't do it. Don't name your kid bomb.
Speaker 3: Yeah, good reminder. So he appealed against the Passport Office's
Speaker 3: verdict three times, but the British government has refused to budge.
Speaker 3: So at this point he's going to change it back.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that would make sense.
Speaker 3: No, he's not. I explain that he doesn't want to
Speaker 3: go do another name change.
Speaker 1: Well, it's in the name. How he feels.
Speaker 3: He's just resigned to the fact that he's never going
Speaker 3: to be able to travel overseas ever again, his next
Speaker 3: Laser story is out of Holiday headquarters. No matter what
Speaker 3: any trademarks or lawsuits say Mariah Carey is considered the
Speaker 3: true Queen of Christmas.
Speaker 4: Is the queen approach it.
Speaker 3: Whoever her latest business manager is, has convinced the Queen
Speaker 3: to really lean into the money making part of it.
Speaker 3: Oh can I say that? Because the other day she
Speaker 3: unveiled a brand new Christmas shirt.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, she arety has Have you seen the
Speaker 2: Christmas animated movie? Oh my god, so Mariah carry animation too.
Speaker 2: It's all about the songs.
Speaker 3: She's doing everything. But her shirt has a picture of
Speaker 3: her on it with the phrase It's time.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, okay.
Speaker 3: That's gonna sell her thirty five bucks on Amazon Alon.
Speaker 1: Why do I picture Santa Claus wearing it?
Speaker 3: Anybody would? I guess it's in along with some other
Speaker 3: Christmas merch on there that includes her Christmas Funko Pop,
Speaker 3: a deluxe edition of her Merry Christmas album, and her
Speaker 3: children's book The Christmas Princess The Adventures of Little Mariah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Mariah, that's the movie shown into a whole movie,
Speaker 2: like a little animated Mariah with a really big head.
Speaker 3: She needs some more money. She deserves it. On a
Speaker 3: slightly different note, Mariah is also the star of Victoria's
Speaker 3: Secrets new holiday campaign. So she'll have the lingerie with
Speaker 3: her picture on it and above her head, it'll just
Speaker 3: say it's time.
Speaker 2: Because nothing says Christmas Morning like Mommy coming down in lingerie.
Speaker 3: Mariah Lingerie. This next Lazer story is out of movie land.
Speaker 1: Sorry.
Speaker 3: Remember when Avengers Endgame came out and fans were all
Speaker 3: sharing the like spoiler free tips on when you should
Speaker 3: take bathroom breaks? Oh yeah, because it was three hours long,
Speaker 3: so all those tips immediately went viral, like a whole.
Speaker 1: App around it or something, I can't remember.
Speaker 3: Everybody wanted to know when they could leave to come
Speaker 3: back and not miss anything. This year, Oppenheimer was also
Speaker 3: three hours long. Yeah, and that new movie Killers of
Speaker 3: the Flower Moon with Leonardo DiCaprio. Andro, that's three hours
Speaker 3: and twenty six minutes long.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry. If you guys have not read the book,
Speaker 1: do it?
Speaker 5: You don't what it's been three and a half hour
Speaker 5: movie two weeks. I recommend it.
Speaker 2: It may take you three, but it's heartbreaking and it's
Speaker 2: really sad it.
Speaker 3: Obviously, there's all these like really long movies coming out.
Speaker 3: So a new poll asked if we should have intermissions
Speaker 3: for movies shown in theaters.
Speaker 9: That's brilliant.
Speaker 3: Twenty four percent said yes for movies at least three
Speaker 3: hours long. Another twenty three percent said yes for ones
Speaker 3: that are just two hours long.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah, Yeah, it.
Speaker 5: Should be like halfway through any movie.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: I kind of like it. I mean we do it
Speaker 1: on family movie nights.
Speaker 2: All right, pause, everybody get their pajamazon, brush your teeth,
Speaker 2: you go to the theater.
Speaker 3: Yes, mommy and daddy are having a love making break.
Speaker 3: Everybody pause, We don't need that much time. Young adults
Speaker 3: are more likely to want the intern mission, and then
Speaker 3: old folks who will proudly boast about back in the
Speaker 3: day when they sat through Gone with the.
Speaker 9: Wind, Damn tired.
Speaker 3: Two other important stats. Twenty five percent said a movie
Speaker 3: should never have an intermission yeah, and twelve percent said
Speaker 3: all movies should have intermissions.
Speaker 6: Matter.
Speaker 1: The people that are saying never, like my dad, who
Speaker 1: literally sleeps through the entire na.
Speaker 3: You know, So it looks like we're all gonna have
Speaker 3: to agree to disagree. Actually, this guy is in a
Speaker 3: disagreement with Brooks left shoe right now. He wants to
Speaker 3: blindfold it, but the shoe wants to do it. The
Speaker 3: old fashioned way. Layson's tight. That sound means Laser Stories
Speaker 3: is over for the day. We'll do it again, same time.
Speaker 9: On Wednesday, freaking Jeffrey in the morning, Alexis.
Speaker 3: You may not know this, but back in the nineties,
Speaker 3: the cool thing to do with your phone was to
Speaker 3: record your voicemail greeting while playing some popular song on
Speaker 3: a stereo and you in the background. For example, it'd
Speaker 3: be something like, yo, sup, it's jeff so I swear
Speaker 3: it wasn't me, but you can leave a message after
Speaker 3: the be boo yah. You had to throw some cool
Speaker 3: slang in there so people knew that you were with it.
Speaker 3: And I realized, right now, we don't have a voicemail
Speaker 3: greeting for our loser line answering machine.
Speaker 1: Because it would give it away and people wouldn't leave.
Speaker 3: Okay, I think we can do this. We should record
Speaker 3: it right now with some cool music behind it, and
Speaker 3: Brook is going to be the voice answering machine. Would
Speaker 3: you ready?
Speaker 1: Ready?
Speaker 3: Okay, let's hit some music for you.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, it's Missy, You're just kidding. It's Brook.
Speaker 3: Okay, wait wait wait stop stop the music stop milk. Okay,
Speaker 3: it's not sounding quite right to me. It just doesn't
Speaker 3: really fit brook. Don't you agree?
Speaker 1: I love my favorite.
Speaker 3: Let's try it again with something a little bit more
Speaker 3: suiting for her. Okay, three two one and go.
Speaker 2: Okay, this is brog you the boy?
Speaker 3: Come on, this is going to play for people calling in.
Speaker 1: Fine, listen, it's Broug. Leave me a message. I don't
Speaker 1: think this is funny.
Speaker 5: Okay, I'm so angry.
Speaker 3: You know what, Maybe we'll just leave it how it
Speaker 3: is for now. Let's just see because it's been working
Speaker 3: and we're gonna see what messages people left in a
Speaker 3: brand new loser line. Come on, what's with you?
Speaker 9: Wait a minute?
Speaker 10: Is this the right number?
Speaker 9: It's the loser line? Good by, Just call me.
Speaker 3: Back if you haven't heard the loser line before. It
Speaker 3: works like this. Let's say someone approaches you while you're
Speaker 3: praying in church and use this charming pickup line on you. Hey,
Speaker 3: I don't know about you, but while I was thumbing
Speaker 3: through the Bible I started reading the Book of I
Speaker 3: realized I don't have yours.
Speaker 5: Gotch Whatever you do?
Speaker 3: Is this the urge to throw holy water into his
Speaker 3: face and ask the priest to excommunicate him. Instead, tell
Speaker 3: him to meet you in the church confessional booth for
Speaker 3: some special private time, and then you give him the
Speaker 3: number of the loser lines, so hopefully he leaves you
Speaker 3: an awkward voicemail we can play on the air voicemails
Speaker 3: like this one.
Speaker 11: Next message, Hi Jack, It's a Daniel and I'm just
Speaker 11: calling again. I know it's been about one hundred and
Speaker 11: six hours I haven't heard from.
Speaker 8: You, and I just got to tell you.
Speaker 11: You know, this fish is going to get caught souoned,
Speaker 11: hopefully by you.
Speaker 1: A lot of.
Speaker 11: GUIDs are trying to bait me, but you are the only.
Speaker 1: One to lure me in.
Speaker 10: So you got me on the hook.
Speaker 1: Just reel me on in.
Speaker 10: Promise won't flop round too much.
Speaker 8: Sorry, that the lost texture when I played it out
Speaker 8: in my head.
Speaker 11: My dad was a fisherman, so wait, that sounds a
Speaker 11: lot like I'm into my dad, which I'm not. I mean,
Speaker 11: he's a totally good looking guy. But you know what,
Speaker 11: I'm just gonna stop talking now because this message is
Speaker 11: starting to Flounder's great Brook.
Speaker 3: So you never married Michael and we're still single?
Speaker 1: Do you think that may be?
Speaker 3: That's one hundred percent?
Speaker 2: Yeah, her lap sunded like she was on the verge
Speaker 2: of a nervous breakdown.
Speaker 3: Jeffrey, my taste your dad.
Speaker 5: My dad's an electrician.
Speaker 3: I feel like there's a spark.
Speaker 8: Hey, Amanda, how's it going.
Speaker 10: Uh?
Speaker 8: First of all, thank you, thank you, thank you so
Speaker 8: much for finally be someone who's who's real. You're finally
Speaker 8: giving me a real number, not just a fake one.
Speaker 8: I mean, when I find to their number and I call.
Speaker 10: It, it's like.
Speaker 8: Some gas station or or some kind of store or
Speaker 8: some weird place. Just like just a month ago, my
Speaker 8: own mom had you know, she changed her phone number
Speaker 8: and it took me ten days to get her own number.
Speaker 8: And that's only because I bribed my dad with some Bristla.
Speaker 1: Dad with briskett.
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, I thought. Okay, I'm not sure what he said,
Speaker 3: casket or mustard?
Speaker 1: Pretty good meat?
Speaker 12: Are you?
Speaker 5: When your own mother changes her number on you?
Speaker 3: A lot of going on there. But here's a p
Speaker 3: s A for all of our listeners. Whenever you leave
Speaker 3: a voicemail, please try and speak clearly. Oh oh yeah,
Speaker 3: you know, and when I ask you to speak clearly,
Speaker 3: I'm also holding ourselves to the same standard because if
Speaker 3: you check out our TikTok a broken Jeffrey. We have
Speaker 3: videos on there where we work extra hard to enunciate
Speaker 3: every single word.
Speaker 1: That's what's going viral on TikTok these days. Enunciation, Yeah, a.
Speaker 3: Lot of mouth.
Speaker 13: Yeah.
Speaker 3: We even look up words in a dictionary so that
Speaker 3: we know all of their meanings, like bow and novel
Speaker 3: and an. Okay, you could check out jose playing with
Speaker 3: his navel brooke and Jeffrey does that mean an officer
Speaker 3: in the navy or with his belly button. You're gonna
Speaker 3: have to subscribe to find out anyway. Back to the
Speaker 3: loser line voicemail, I don't think one personal subscriber, four
Speaker 3: thousand subscribers, you need to subscribe more than ever.
Speaker 12: Back to the voicemail Dana, I just wanted to say,
Speaker 12: you know, real talk. I really really like you, but
Speaker 12: the deal is, as much as I want to see
Speaker 12: you again, I also sort of need to put a
Speaker 12: pause on it for like nine days or so. My
Speaker 12: friend turned me on to this TikTok. Some influencer guy.
Speaker 12: He must be some kind of relationship expert because he
Speaker 12: said that, like before you decide, you know, you think
Speaker 12: you're in love or you're going to settle down with
Speaker 12: some woman. What you gotta do is go to Brazil
Speaker 12: because they have like the hottest women on the planet apparently,
Speaker 12: like just even at the bus stops. Like you, you
Speaker 12: stand on any street corner and it's like, hey, ten,
Speaker 12: there's another ten, there's another ten. And I heard that
Speaker 12: and thought, if I'm going to respect myself and any
Speaker 12: other woman like say you, you know, I gotta I
Speaker 12: gotta explore that option. So I'm going down there this weekend,
Speaker 12: so wish me.
Speaker 9: You know.
Speaker 2: His arguments pretty strong, though I don't know if I
Speaker 2: would have gotten married if I had gone to Brazil.
Speaker 1: Yeah, unbelievable.
Speaker 3: Meanwhile, the women in Brazil must be thinking, what's what
Speaker 3: all these creepy white guys the Americans?
Speaker 1: You're an old white mom.
Speaker 3: Also, Hey, Jared, it's leaning from the other night.
Speaker 14: Sorry, I've been nervous to leave you this message, but
Speaker 14: I need to tell you that you like you instantly
Speaker 14: reminded me of someone in my life who is just
Speaker 14: so special. When I was in sixth grade, I had
Speaker 14: a French bulldog and his name was Tuna, and he
Speaker 14: would sleep with me in my bed and I would
Speaker 14: look into his face every night and he was like
Speaker 14: my safe place and then he passed and I've just like,
Speaker 14: I've not had that feeling since I had a drink
Speaker 14: with you. You remind me of Tuna. It's crazy, like
Speaker 14: do you even have his little flight like underbite? But
Speaker 14: not in a bad way. It's it's it's really cute
Speaker 14: and I don't know. I really hope this doesn't sound
Speaker 14: weird and I'm not trying to freak you out and
Speaker 14: like say that you're remind me of my dog. But anyway,
Speaker 14: I'm rambling. I'm telling you a lot. I'm really glad
Speaker 14: we met. Call me. Okay, I'm gonna go get drunk.
Speaker 1: Not I mean, it shouldn't be an insult.
Speaker 3: Nothing more normal than a girl looking to hook up
Speaker 3: with her dead dog's human doppelganger and then get drunk.
Speaker 4: I'm just that there's a guy out there with an
Speaker 4: underbyte in the face of a French bulldo getting.
Speaker 3: More than There's hope for everybody out there. And listen
Speaker 3: to the Loser Line regularly at this time every week,
Speaker 3: and make sure you subscribe to the Brook and Jeffery
Speaker 3: YouTube channel. We can listen to all of our Loser
Speaker 3: Line second dates and phone tabs right there. We're gonna
Speaker 3: do a phone.
Speaker 9: Taps right after this freaking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 3: Today, we call a soon to be father whose wife
Speaker 3: is having a baby shower this weekend. But just because
Speaker 3: he's married and his baby is on the way doesn't
Speaker 3: mean other women at the party can't flirt with him
Speaker 3: a little, right, I mean he is a cat. I
Speaker 3: mean that's why, in our opinion, Brooke has the green
Speaker 3: light to call this taken man and try to shoot
Speaker 3: her shot.
Speaker 1: I love dad.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, things could get awkward in your phone tap
Speaker 3: right now.
Speaker 7: Another Hello, Hey, Connor, Hey, this is Debrauh.
Speaker 1: You don't know me, but i'm your wife, Sadie's friend.
Speaker 1: And you know what she didn't tell me. What that
Speaker 1: she didn't tell me? You had such a manly voice.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, she's holding out on me. So funny.
Speaker 2: So anyway, I'm just calling for a congratulations and I'm
Speaker 2: going to be at Sadie's baby shower this weekend.
Speaker 6: Oh so fun Yeah great, Yeah, I'm sure she's looking
Speaker 6: forward to having you there.
Speaker 1: Oh and flushing. Oh god, let me get my head straight.
Speaker 6: Yeah everything, okay, there.
Speaker 1: You're asking if I'm okay chivalrous too, No wonder she
Speaker 1: snapped you up.
Speaker 2: Okay, So I just was gonna see if you could
Speaker 2: help me come up with like an extra special baby gift.
Speaker 6: Oh yeah, that's actually a very nice of you.
Speaker 1: God some of the compliments. Sadie told me you're like awesome,
Speaker 1: But I didn't know you were like the perfect man.
Speaker 6: Well, I mean, you know, I'm hardly that, but thank.
Speaker 1: You and humble. Stop just stop. You have to have
Speaker 1: a brother. Do you have a brother?
Speaker 6: Maybe you do not have a brother. Sorry, I'm just kidding.
Speaker 1: I'm just kidding. I am married, unfortunately, Okay, don't say that.
Speaker 1: Well you don't want me to say that I'm married?
Speaker 1: Still say to you said that?
Speaker 10: I know, I just that what I meant.
Speaker 1: Oh, we'll just keep it little inside joke there.
Speaker 6: Okay, all right, I love that. What about this special
Speaker 6: gifts you?
Speaker 10: Yes?
Speaker 1: Exactly.
Speaker 2: Okay, So I was taking up buying one of those
Speaker 2: like his and Hers t shirts for you and Sadie.
Speaker 2: But judging from your photos, your muscles are probably way
Speaker 2: too big, and I doubt the shirt would even fit you.
Speaker 6: Okay, that's very flattering, but seriously, you think they're too big?
Speaker 1: It could be really cute. It could say daddy, or
Speaker 1: even better, it could say zaddy.
Speaker 6: Daddy. I'm not up on the current lingo, but.
Speaker 1: Are you gonna be at the shower? Oh my god,
Speaker 1: you're so funny, I Dodd.
Speaker 6: I will just be dropping her off and picking up
Speaker 6: presents afterwards.
Speaker 2: So sorry, Yes, you know you kind of got this
Speaker 2: like Pedro Pascal pushing a stroller thing happening.
Speaker 6: I don't even know who that is. So anything else
Speaker 6: I can help you with.
Speaker 2: I do have one more question, but oh it's a
Speaker 2: little embarrassing, and especially because we haven't met.
Speaker 1: I mean, I thought about waiting until you got to
Speaker 1: the house and I can value your car or something
Speaker 1: for you.
Speaker 6: Okay, listen, I don't know what you're talking about. And
Speaker 6: I'm honestly starting to feel a little comfortable here.
Speaker 1: You're feeling uncomfortable, so I, oh, okay, no, don't.
Speaker 6: I don't think this is the same kind of uncomfortable.
Speaker 2: Listen, So Sadie told me that for you and her,
Speaker 2: it happened right away.
Speaker 6: Where is this going? I really don't need to be
Speaker 6: on the phone with you any longer.
Speaker 9: I can't.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna do this. I'm gonna do it. Okay, So
Speaker 1: I was wondering, do you think you could give me
Speaker 1: a baby?
Speaker 6: Okay, well this phone call need fan now say okay, okay. No,
Speaker 6: I didn't say okay. This is so completely inappropriate, like.
Speaker 1: Freaking out, like as if Sadie even cares. Sadie does
Speaker 1: not care. I already talked to her about this.
Speaker 6: No, you absolutely didn't, because she would have told me.
Speaker 1: Oh I did, and she was so into the idea
Speaker 1: of what.
Speaker 6: Giving giving you a baby that No, that's not how
Speaker 6: this works. I'm not a baby factory. What's wrong with you?
Speaker 6: You know?
Speaker 2: She totally said that you would give me a baby
Speaker 2: as soon as I was done doing this prank phone call.
Speaker 1: What this prank phone call?
Speaker 6: Oh my god, because this is actually.
Speaker 1: Broke from the radio show Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 2: Oh okay, your wife, Sadie just wanted to say that
Speaker 2: she's so excited.
Speaker 6: I didn't know she was this excited.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean, apparently you make good babies. So this
Speaker 1: one hasn't even come out yet, and she's thrilled. You know,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna be honest. She sent a couple of pictures
Speaker 1: and I don't think you would fit into that T shirt.
Speaker 6: Well, now I know you're making it up because when
Speaker 6: you first said it, I was like, that's not true
Speaker 6: at all.
Speaker 9: Wake up every morning was fum tap weekday mornings on
Speaker 9: the twenties, Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 3: Is there any red flag bigger than a woman who
Speaker 3: makes the first move to ask you out? Flag you're
Speaker 3: saying you're interested in Meikes, they don't even want to
Speaker 3: know what terrible things have happened in your past to
Speaker 3: bring you to this moment in your life. But you,
Speaker 3: like me, I don't trust you. And that's what happened
Speaker 3: to one of our listeners who got asked out by
Speaker 3: a woman that he met online. He was feeling pretty
Speaker 3: good about it until the actual date unfolded and they
Speaker 3: spent most of the evening on opposite ends of the room.
Speaker 3: Now there is a reason for that, But afterwards she's
Speaker 3: done a complete one eighty and stopped responding altogether. So
Speaker 3: we need to get some answers in your brand new
Speaker 3: second date update, Next second Date updated. Dating is a
Speaker 3: perfect time to try new things, whether that's recreation or amputation.
Speaker 3: Who how about a vacation to another nation with a
Speaker 3: brief incarceration. As long as we're doing something that rhymes
Speaker 3: with ation that I'm.
Speaker 1: Up for it.
Speaker 3: Hey, I do that a lot.
Speaker 1: Don't give me any explanation.
Speaker 3: And it sounds like one of our listeners was up
Speaker 3: for it too. His name is Chad, So let's welcome
Speaker 3: to the show, Chad.
Speaker 1: I want him to be chat Nation, you know, Chad?
Speaker 3: What's up man?
Speaker 10: How you doing? Hey, how you guys doing.
Speaker 5: My name is salutation.
Speaker 3: Hey, dude, thanks for being on with us. Tell us
Speaker 3: about the girl that you met.
Speaker 10: Yeah, so I met this girl online. Her name is Pamela.
Speaker 10: I'm a huge cat person, and I saw our profile
Speaker 10: picture and like these two cats looking each other, two
Speaker 10: hairless cats, which.
Speaker 2: Her dating profile is a picture of two hairless cats
Speaker 2: looking at each other, exactly.
Speaker 5: To the people do that.
Speaker 3: Some people just have the silhouette.
Speaker 5: They don't put any pictures up.
Speaker 3: So a couple of cats, Yeah, some bald cats could
Speaker 3: be a nice little euphemism that she's trying to.
Speaker 2: Throw your Yeah, yeah, I'm just going to go with
Speaker 2: the hot noe's minds.
Speaker 3: That's just me and I messed up ahead, Okay, but
Speaker 3: you liked you liked her? Sphinx cats yes.
Speaker 10: Yeah, yeah, I've always been, Like I said, I'm a
Speaker 10: huge animal lover, but specifically cats.
Speaker 3: So you reached out to her and what happened?
Speaker 10: Yeah, So we started talking hit it off for good.
Speaker 10: Of course, the counts were the first thing that we
Speaker 10: started talking about. And then like she asked me, She's like,
Speaker 10: you want to go out sometime? And I was like yeah,
Speaker 10: So it was nice.
Speaker 1: A bold cat lady.
Speaker 3: Even then, exactly what did she ask you to do?
Speaker 10: Well? She asked if I wanted to go with her
Speaker 10: to go line dancing.
Speaker 3: It doesn't rhyme with Asian, but that's okay.
Speaker 1: Are you a big dancer? Is that a Is that
Speaker 1: a comfort zone for you?
Speaker 10: It is not a comfort zone and it definitely came
Speaker 10: out of left field for me.
Speaker 2: And line dance can be tricky, like you get going
Speaker 2: the wrong way and suddenly everything's messed up.
Speaker 3: Well, good for you for putting yourself out there trying
Speaker 3: something a little bit different. How did it go?
Speaker 9: Yeah?
Speaker 3: It was good.
Speaker 10: I mean, you know, on our way there, I was
Speaker 10: I was feeling a little rundown. So on the way
Speaker 10: there we stopped at a Starbucks, I grabbed myself my
Speaker 10: shaking oat milk espresso, which I'm addicted to nowadays.
Speaker 3: Alexis hot hot choice on the menu.
Speaker 1: Were you guys driving together to the day. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: see that's a good sign too.
Speaker 3: A lot of trust there.
Speaker 10: Yeah, I mean everything, everything was great. God, I'm sorry.
Speaker 2: Oh, I was just gonna ask if, like the dancing
Speaker 2: part of it made you extra nervous for sure.
Speaker 10: Yeah, and and not only the dancing part once we
Speaker 10: got there. Like I mentioned, I'm a total beginner, and
Speaker 10: one thing I didn't know. You guys might know this,
Speaker 10: but with line dancing, you're constantly switching partners all the time.
Speaker 6: I don't know.
Speaker 3: That's kind of rough for a date night if you're
Speaker 3: always dancing with other people date night.
Speaker 10: Yeah, it was very awkward, and uh, you know, I'm
Speaker 10: I'm not really the jealous type, but like she was
Speaker 10: with a lot of dudes and dudes that knew their
Speaker 10: line dancing that were looked like they lived lived on
Speaker 10: the line dancing floor and or the gym all the time.
Speaker 2: Okay, country guys, but I don't think you should be
Speaker 2: intimidated by that. Like, she obviously is someone who goes
Speaker 2: to these places, like she's not looking for those guys.
Speaker 3: I mean, we don't know. Did you get the feeling
Speaker 3: that there was any one guy that she was particularly
Speaker 3: like ash like locking in on gyrating extra especially hard.
Speaker 5: On its line dance.
Speaker 3: I don't know how line dancing.
Speaker 2: Works Catwoman with two hairless cats, I mean, okay, I
Speaker 2: don't know.
Speaker 3: I'm just asking.
Speaker 10: I mean, there were there was one guy specifically, but
Speaker 10: there's one guy that she seemed to go to that
Speaker 10: I actually kind of started like talking to quite a bit,
Speaker 10: and I was like trying to get a feel, like,
Speaker 10: you know, he said he had met her before in
Speaker 10: the past, So I was just trying to get a feel.
Speaker 3: Oh what her vibe was, you know, you swooped in
Speaker 3: on her?
Speaker 10: Man, Well, I hope it's not her man. You know,
Speaker 10: he didn't came out said that. He just said that
Speaker 10: they knew each other in the past.
Speaker 3: So did you get the vibe that maybe they were
Speaker 3: like a thing at one point or do you feel
Speaker 3: like they were just friends.
Speaker 10: I was trying to read the situation and it was
Speaker 10: kind of tough. I mean, he seemed to know a
Speaker 10: lot about her, but could be a friend thing too
Speaker 10: as well. Like, I mean, he didn't come out straight out.
Speaker 2: And said they date, and if it was an ex,
Speaker 2: you wouldn't immediately go oh, she's amazing.
Speaker 1: Yeah you should get to know where you know, like
Speaker 1: he was like talking her praises.
Speaker 3: You would have been friends for years and danced together
Speaker 3: for you. Yeah, we'll put a tiny miniature red flag
Speaker 3: by that one. But tell us about how the rest
Speaker 3: of the night went.
Speaker 10: Rest of the night went cool. I mean, you know,
Speaker 10: I did as good as I could on the line
Speaker 10: dance at it.
Speaker 1: I bet she was impressed by that though, that you
Speaker 1: were trying.
Speaker 10: I hope. So, I mean it seemed like it was
Speaker 10: a great night, and uh had a nice hug and
Speaker 10: a like a little mini kind of mini kiss, I
Speaker 10: guess you could say. But since then, nothing nothing, nothing
Speaker 10: like no text, no like you know, hey, fun night now.
Speaker 2: No.
Speaker 10: The thing that I'm also tripping out about is on
Speaker 10: top of the ghosting thing, is I signed up for
Speaker 10: this eight week long class for line dancing.
Speaker 1: Wh god, so you really need this date to work out?
Speaker 10: My gosh. Yeah. And it's like it wasn't cheap either.
Speaker 10: I think it was like two seventy nine. It was
Speaker 10: like almost three hundred bucks.
Speaker 1: Oh my god.
Speaker 3: Well we're fun to better get you another date with
Speaker 3: this one. You're going to be out three hundred bucks.
Speaker 9: That's it.
Speaker 1: Does she know that?
Speaker 10: No, I haven't told her that yet. I felt that
Speaker 10: felt weird, like I was being desperate, So I haven't
Speaker 10: told her that part yet.
Speaker 4: Okay, Well grab your partner, dosey docus to the second part.
Speaker 12: We got.
Speaker 3: That square dancing, there's no Well, yes, at least some
Speaker 3: people in this room are excited to call for you
Speaker 3: and we'll come back. Try and get your second date
Speaker 3: update right after this second date update, how about a
Speaker 3: date at a country line dance? Huh?
Speaker 12: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Really into it? I love it.
Speaker 1: I love country I.
Speaker 3: Only haven't heard that in a while. That actually sounds
Speaker 3: like it could be kind of fun.
Speaker 9: Yeah for sure.
Speaker 3: Maybe we should do like a whole morning show events
Speaker 3: together where we all go country line dancing as a group.
Speaker 2: What did you say it in front of Alexis that
Speaker 2: is so embarrassing to bring her to a dancing event.
Speaker 4: I used to live down the street from a country
Speaker 4: bar they do line dancing, and I was too scared
Speaker 4: to ever participate.
Speaker 3: Oh this is great because I've been really trying to
Speaker 3: hang out with you guys more than sixty hours a
Speaker 3: week we already spend together.
Speaker 12: I knew that anyway.
Speaker 3: It's a great idea for a date, except for the
Speaker 3: fact that your partner does dance with a lot of
Speaker 3: other people.
Speaker 1: It's fine unless you're like a weirdly jealous person. That's
Speaker 1: not a thing.
Speaker 3: It could cause some jealousy issues. In fact, Brooks sounded
Speaker 3: jealous when you described all the other hunky dancing cowboys there, Chap.
Speaker 2: No, I sounded in noy that anyone would be jealous
Speaker 2: at something like this, Like that's what you do, It's
Speaker 2: what everybody does.
Speaker 3: Why do you such a big smile on your face?
Speaker 1: Because I because I like wranglers.
Speaker 3: Okay, Chad, how you feeling.
Speaker 10: I'm hoping to get some explanation for what's going going.
Speaker 3: On for sure, Right, but you're not jealous in any way?
Speaker 10: Right? I don't know if I go as far to
Speaker 10: say jealous, but definitely a little uneasy. I guess maybe did.
Speaker 2: But after your eight week line dancing course that you
Speaker 2: signed up for, you won't even bad an eye.
Speaker 1: I mean, we've got to get you another day so
Speaker 1: you can show off your moves.
Speaker 3: Yeah, let's not waste any more time here. We're gonna
Speaker 3: dial Pamela for you right now and see if we
Speaker 3: can make sure that the money that you spend on
Speaker 3: the dancing classes is actually here.
Speaker 6: We go, all right, all right, Hello.
Speaker 3: Hey, we're looking for Pamela speaking. Hey Pamela, you're How
Speaker 3: do I say this?
Speaker 1: It's the same way you say it every time.
Speaker 2: Yep.
Speaker 6: Just go with it.
Speaker 5: Do something.
Speaker 1: You don't change something that's not broken.
Speaker 3: Whenever it comes out, comes out.
Speaker 6: Can I help you?
Speaker 3: Jeff you're on the radio right now with Brooke and Jeffrey.
Speaker 10: In the morning.
Speaker 1: What happens? It's not what I wanted to come out.
Speaker 1: It sounds like we're on a country station. Hi, Pamela, Hi,
Speaker 1: I'm on the radio.
Speaker 12: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Sorry, we're a morning show and we do a segment
Speaker 3: here called the second Date Update. Okay, yeah, I'll probably
Speaker 3: keep explaining. Uh, it's where we help out some of
Speaker 3: our listeners who have been out on a date and
Speaker 3: they're wanting to see that person again but having a
Speaker 3: hard time arranging it.
Speaker 6: Hmm okay, she says, So we're calling.
Speaker 3: You because you went out with somebody that listens to
Speaker 3: our show named Chad. Apparently you went dancing together.
Speaker 10: Oh right, yeah, is.
Speaker 2: Chad seems like a nice, fun guy, and he said
Speaker 2: that you're the one that asked him out first.
Speaker 8: Even Yeah, yeah, he is a very nice guy.
Speaker 3: Well, we're trying to help him because he's really confused
Speaker 3: after your date night, he was not sure why there
Speaker 3: hasn't been a second date because he's asked you a
Speaker 3: few times.
Speaker 1: Oh wow, okay that was a big breath.
Speaker 6: No, so.
Speaker 8: It's because thee.
Speaker 13: On the way to the place, we stopped at a
Speaker 13: Starbucks and he got, I like, like some kind of
Speaker 13: an oat milk.
Speaker 1: I think it's the shaken oat milk expresso he got.
Speaker 3: I think that's right.
Speaker 8: Oh my gosh.
Speaker 13: I so I am very allergic to oats, oat milk,
Speaker 13: anything with oats.
Speaker 8: What my stomach like sick to my.
Speaker 1: Did he make you drink it?
Speaker 8: Like?
Speaker 13: No, no, no no, but he he drank it and
Speaker 13: then he smelled like it, you know what I mean.
Speaker 13: Just smell makes me feel sick, you know what I mean?
Speaker 3: Wow with him, did you say something like, hey, I'm
Speaker 3: allergic to oats.
Speaker 2: I bet he wouldn't have ordered that. There's so many
Speaker 2: other alternatives he could have done. If he doesn't do milk,
Speaker 2: you know, he could have done almond.
Speaker 6: Yeah, that's my bad.
Speaker 12: I didn't say anything.
Speaker 13: You know, he acted like it was his regular thing,
Speaker 13: Like he said, he like he drinks two of them
Speaker 13: a day.
Speaker 8: He has to have his oat milk. Whatever you said.
Speaker 8: It was shaken singing whatever.
Speaker 1: It is good though. I mean, I know you don't
Speaker 1: like oat milk, but you should try to shake an espresso.
Speaker 1: It's really yummy.
Speaker 8: I've never even heard of that. That's weird, you know.
Speaker 8: So yes, I just felt uncomfortable with that.
Speaker 1: And then oh, okay, so something else has dawned on you?
Speaker 3: What else happened?
Speaker 13: So a couple of days later, a girlfriend of mine
Speaker 13: that I normally go dancing with, she calls me. She goes,
Speaker 13: guess who was at Cowboy Palace?
Speaker 8: Cowboy?
Speaker 10: I love it?
Speaker 1: Who was the guy you went out with? You don't
Speaker 1: say I didn't see it coming? Yeah, what's wrong with that?
Speaker 3: You inspired a new passion for him?
Speaker 6: I don't know.
Speaker 13: That just felt a little because I don't I don't
Speaker 13: think he's ever been country western dancing before he and
Speaker 13: I went, And suddenly now he's going back.
Speaker 6: There, like is he looking for me?
Speaker 12: Like?
Speaker 9: What's he?
Speaker 8: I don't know. It just made me feel a little
Speaker 8: weirded out, and so.
Speaker 3: I felt like, would that be so bad if he
Speaker 3: was there like hoping to see you again?
Speaker 10: Is that?
Speaker 3: Is that a horrible thing?
Speaker 1: Maybe if he had drake oat milk earlier that day.
Speaker 8: It's like one of my places. I'm a total regular there.
Speaker 6: I know everyone there.
Speaker 8: I know a lot of people there.
Speaker 5: And I went there.
Speaker 10: Look you know what I mean this up right now? Oh,
Speaker 10: very very one sentence I.
Speaker 3: Was heard on their Chad, Pamela, I got to let
Speaker 3: you know that Chad has been on the other line
Speaker 3: secretly listening to this conversation and clearly wants to talk
Speaker 3: to you. You forget, he's not supposed to just talk.
Speaker 3: I think he couldn't hear anymore.
Speaker 13: Yeah, what is rappening right now? I don't even you
Speaker 13: called me. Suddenly I'm on the radio and I'm talking
Speaker 13: about my personal life, and now the guy is there.
Speaker 3: To Actually, that's a great description, Pamela. You should do
Speaker 3: our promo for second date updates on our station.
Speaker 10: To us.
Speaker 3: But Chad, sorry, go ahead, you wanted to say something.
Speaker 10: Yeah, Well, look the reason I interrupted is because I
Speaker 10: was there at Cowboy Palace buying dance lessons. So I
Speaker 10: could get better for the next time.
Speaker 3: There's going to be his seat. Great surprise for you
Speaker 3: that suddenly he can dance.
Speaker 1: Isn't that cute? Pamela?
Speaker 8: Yeah, yeah, I'm here.
Speaker 7: Aren't you flattered by that? That is such a like
Speaker 7: nice thing to do.
Speaker 13: I guess I didn't even know that you even liked
Speaker 13: it that much.
Speaker 8: I just I don't think he did.
Speaker 1: Actually, no, I think he did. You wouldn't do lessons
Speaker 1: if you didn't like it.
Speaker 10: Like her enough he wants to dance with her, Chad, Yeah,
Speaker 10: I mean I know how much you like it. I
Speaker 10: mean that's a big thing, you know, and and we
Speaker 10: had a great night. So if that's something you're going
Speaker 10: to do and we're going to hang out more, I
Speaker 10: want to do it the right way.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that is really cute.
Speaker 1: That's really cute, Pamela.
Speaker 13: I just want to clear something up. So country Western dancing,
Speaker 13: you do the line dances, you do the two stepping.
Speaker 10: I'm going to be dancing with other people too.
Speaker 8: I know a lot of people.
Speaker 10: There were all friends and we dance together.
Speaker 11: Just so you know, that's how it's okay?
Speaker 1: Does that mean you're interested in But she's planning for
Speaker 1: the future.
Speaker 7: That's a good sign.
Speaker 1: That sounds like she can't avoid.
Speaker 6: It.
Speaker 3: Sounds like she's willing to see you again.
Speaker 1: I will let do it.
Speaker 10: Just no more oat milk, just okay, Okay, I like
Speaker 10: so I'm fine with that.
Speaker 12: Yeah, okay, all right, got another date.
Speaker 3: And all you had to do was sacrifice your favorite
Speaker 3: thing in the world.
Speaker 2: Okay, I'm so close to romantic.
Speaker 3: Jeffrey in the morning. Look, I'm gonna be honest. Chad's
Speaker 3: a listener to our show, and I appreciate that. But
Speaker 3: I lost a lot of respect for him when he
Speaker 3: immediately caved and said he'd give up oat milk and
Speaker 3: his second option wasn't cow's milk, it was almond.
Speaker 1: What kind of man are you am?
Speaker 3: I the only one here leading the charge for cows.
Speaker 3: Everyone wants to take jobs away from the cows.
Speaker 1: I mean, it's just not that great for the environment. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but old milk is really actually very friendly, very friendly.
Speaker 1: You could even make it a hold pass.
Speaker 3: Yes.
Speaker 4: Anyway, I feel like we're gonna be driving by farms
Speaker 4: and see cows on strike holding a picture.
Speaker 5: Present.
Speaker 1: I got your back.
Speaker 3: We're gonna have a cow come back, I swear, But
Speaker 3: thankfully Chad's getting his breath fixed so it doesn't smell
Speaker 3: like oat milk anymore, and he's learning the line dance.
Speaker 3: Officially turned in his man card after one date, so
Speaker 3: you never know. Six months from now, we're gonna hear
Speaker 3: him get the cleaners picking up his Taylor Swift Sequin Cowboys,
Speaker 3: drinking his almond shake and it's just a normal day.
Speaker 3: It's not even a concert.
Speaker 1: Good for him, Good for.
Speaker 3: You, be the next Chad email. The show We'll call
Speaker 3: that Person was a back check out all of our
Speaker 3: second dates up on our podcast wherever it gets yours
Speaker 3: at Brook and.
Speaker 9: Jeffrey Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 3: There's some dating apps that cost over seventy bucks a
Speaker 3: month just to subscribe so that you can talk to
Speaker 3: some of the most beautiful bots around.
Speaker 1: Yeah exactly, But why do.
Speaker 3: That when you can spend less than two dollars and
Speaker 3: a half eaten piece of beef jerky to hop on
Speaker 3: to Craigslist, a free website that believes your special someone
Speaker 3: is definitely out there, no matter how many teeth they
Speaker 3: might be missing.
Speaker 1: I think it's even below bots, Jeffrey, just get the
Speaker 1: real ones.
Speaker 5: But it's real.
Speaker 3: Yea and they could be looking for you right now.
Speaker 3: So find out for sure when we do a brand
Speaker 3: new misconnections that's coming up, A city Misconnections.
Speaker 9: That was me staring.
Speaker 3: It's only two places to find true love in this world.
Speaker 3: One is in the back room of the mattress store,
Speaker 3: off of one of the defective temper pedics. Hey, it's
Speaker 3: half off, and so.
Speaker 1: Were my pants, Princess.
Speaker 3: And the the other is on the pages of craigslist
Speaker 3: dot org, a website teeming with passionate, raw romantic energy.
Speaker 3: So we scoured every week to find the best misconnections
Speaker 3: they have to offer, like this extra raw one. Looking
Speaker 3: left and I see my future, Miss rib Woman three
Speaker 3: Fourth Avenue, Downtown, Okay, says hmmm. Sitting at the stoplight,
Speaker 3: I almost didn't notice you pull up next to me.
Speaker 3: Eight brown hair and a bob shoulders with the bra
Speaker 3: strap showing mommy.
Speaker 1: Okay.
Speaker 3: I'm no photographer, but at that moment I could have
Speaker 3: pictured us together. I tried to get your attention by
Speaker 3: revving up my ninety seven Ford Fiesta.
Speaker 5: Cards.
Speaker 3: You looked over and smiled, and that gave me an opening.
Speaker 3: So I tried to roll my window down, but it
Speaker 3: got stuck after one crank. It's not just enough so
Speaker 3: I could fit my fingers in the opening wiggle them
Speaker 3: at you. Yeah, I tried to fit my lips through
Speaker 3: the opening below you a kiss. That's when the light
Speaker 3: turned green and you took off.
Speaker 9: Oh.
Speaker 3: I would have followed you, but the Fiesta wasn't feeling
Speaker 3: that fiestive. That went about a block and it stalled out.
Speaker 1: Oh darn, sorry, buddy, Damn.
Speaker 3: Seeing your c class fade off into the distance, I
Speaker 3: felt pretty down. I even thought about using my high
Speaker 3: beams to flash my phone number in morse code.
Speaker 1: But don't tell me those are out too.
Speaker 3: Jeffan, get back at your boy if you see this,
Speaker 3: and maybe you can drive us on our first official date.
Speaker 3: I'll pay half gas. Ribber always does hard emojis signed
Speaker 3: ribb it.
Speaker 1: Oh ribbon, miss rib I get it now. We just
Speaker 1: went full circle future, miss fresh. Wow, what confidence?
Speaker 10: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Your next misconnections titled Dribble Dribble Ali Oops Norman twenty
Speaker 3: eight Downtown Arena.
Speaker 1: If I told my husband that line, he would be
Speaker 1: turned on.
Speaker 10: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that man loves basketball.
Speaker 3: This lady writes you were the buffed Cat mascot for
Speaker 3: the visiting team. Normally cartoon characters don't do it for me,
Speaker 3: but you got them. Drips, boy, I don't mean it's
Speaker 3: a mascot outfits. He didn't even choose, That's fine. I
Speaker 3: was the dark haired, dark skinned cutie wearing the cropped
Speaker 3: T shirt with the cow on the front that said
Speaker 3: lactose tolerant.
Speaker 10: Why do I like that?
Speaker 3: Anybody categorized themselves that?
Speaker 1: I don't know, but I'm changing my bio on Instagram
Speaker 1: right now.
Speaker 5: She says.
Speaker 3: I first saw you dancing in the aisles with the kiddo's.
Speaker 3: Then I saw you rubbing some bald guy's head with
Speaker 3: your elbow. That's when I realized this cutie with a
Speaker 3: booty gots jokes too.
Speaker 12: Oh.
Speaker 3: I asked to take a picture and you put your
Speaker 3: paw around my shoulders while I tried to squeeze your
Speaker 3: glutes through the costume padding.
Speaker 1: Oh, you're grabbing the mascot's butt.
Speaker 3: Did you feel it? I asked if you did, but
Speaker 3: you stayed silent. I thought this was a ballgame, not
Speaker 3: Buckingham Palace. They're not allowed to talk. They're mascots, lady,
Speaker 3: But your teenage chaperone wasn't having any of it.
Speaker 9: Uh.
Speaker 3: Oh, somebody also spilled sprite on my seat, so I
Speaker 3: went home wet and lonely. Oh oh god, not going
Speaker 3: to she She puts her phone number down, so that's
Speaker 3: on there, and then says, I'm down for some random
Speaker 3: mascot play.
Speaker 1: I feel like mascot plays very specific. I don't think
Speaker 1: it's very random.
Speaker 3: I'd love to put on your head and dance sexy
Speaker 3: for you sometime. That signed surely I'd love to see that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean that TikTok would go viral.
Speaker 9: Yeah.
Speaker 3: This next misconnection is titled looking for you know What?
Speaker 3: At the Taco truck you and me boss man for
Speaker 3: Woman forties Taco Paradise. I was standing behind you in line,
Speaker 3: and when I say you, I mean the second finest
Speaker 3: woman in the city. I gotta give props to my mom's.
Speaker 1: I was thinking.
Speaker 12: This city.
Speaker 3: I was the skinny Asian guy with the Tony the
Speaker 3: Tiger tank top and matching bandana.
Speaker 5: I am good.
Speaker 3: Oh gosh, and I know it. You will know it
Speaker 3: soon too. At first, you acted like I didn't exist
Speaker 3: as I tried lobbing you a few openers.
Speaker 1: A strategy, sir, so I went for it with my super.
Speaker 3: In Fuego swagline and said, Wow, from the way you look,
Speaker 3: you probably stole that jacket.
Speaker 1: What what does it even mean? I look like a thief?
Speaker 12: Yeah?
Speaker 9: I look poor.
Speaker 3: After I said that, someone else in line went, oh,
Speaker 3: like I burned you.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they got it.
Speaker 3: You turned around and stared at me. But this ain't
Speaker 3: world star. I didn't want to fight. Oh, I was
Speaker 3: just trying to flirt you feel me. No, that's what
Speaker 3: I do feet flirt two seven at gmail dot com. Okay,
Speaker 3: we might have to beat some of that.
Speaker 9: Yeah.
Speaker 3: I offered to pay for your meal by flashing some
Speaker 3: Lincoln's in Washington's at you.
Speaker 1: Wait, isn't that ones and five?
Speaker 3: I think good detective work. You didn't flinch then either.
Speaker 3: As you walked away, I yelled, hey you on Craigslist.
Speaker 3: Oh maybe you should sell that damn jacket on there.
Speaker 3: You could pay for an extra taco Oh why are
Speaker 3: you just.
Speaker 9: Like you?
Speaker 2: And how is it jacket only going to get you
Speaker 2: an extra tacochea?
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm just playing get back at me sitting here
Speaker 3: licking my paws.
Speaker 5: You didn't yell that.
Speaker 3: Signed Tony the t Shirts Connections.
Speaker 9: For the Week, Brooking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 3: Another day, another first time player, so wind Brooks Box.
Speaker 3: And today it's Kira the hairstylist who says this year
Speaker 3: she's got big plans to stay in a hotel for Thanksgiving.
Speaker 1: What is it without your family?
Speaker 10: No?
Speaker 2: Just a staationh those are fun.
Speaker 3: Sometimes I still don't understand, like is it just you
Speaker 3: alone in the hotel or is there people there with you?
Speaker 10: I think me and my mom might try hang out.
Speaker 5: And just trash the hotel room.
Speaker 1: You do not have to clean it up, yeah, tradition. Yeah,
Speaker 1: break some lamps, Yeah, you know, put a couple holes
Speaker 1: of the dry walls.
Speaker 5: Yeah right, Wait, I thought it was free when you're
Speaker 5: in a hotel.
Speaker 1: I'm sure he's already got a tab at what other
Speaker 1: hotel you're staying out? Okay, we could not get that smell.
Speaker 8: Out of here.
Speaker 10: I don't know.
Speaker 3: Well, we're going to send out of the studio to
Speaker 3: go trash the office place for a second. While she's
Speaker 3: doing that, let's explain the rules. You got thirty seconds
Speaker 3: answer as many questions as possible. If you don't know when,
Speaker 3: you can say pass. But you do have to beat
Speaker 3: her outright to win? Are you ready, Kira, Yes, all right,
Speaker 3: good luck. Your time starts now. Today is National Nacho Day.
Speaker 3: In which country were nachos invented?
Speaker 8: Mexico?
Speaker 3: What actor had the famous line you talking to me?
Speaker 6: Oh man?
Speaker 3: Which of the six main characters on the TV show
Speaker 3: Friends never got married? The Manx breed of cat is missing?
Speaker 3: What part of its body ears tail or whiskers hey?
Speaker 3: In the board game Battleship, each player starts with how
Speaker 3: many ships?
Speaker 6: Eight?
Speaker 3: Alright, right, good work, Kira. Brooke is going to come
Speaker 3: back into the studio. And Kira told our producer before
Speaker 3: she came on this show that her favorite part is
Speaker 3: Jose's laugh. In fact, she.
Speaker 5: Wished trinking coffee sorry yay.
Speaker 3: She wishes that there was no talking at all, just
Speaker 3: four hours of only laugh.
Speaker 1: I feel like some people really want that.
Speaker 5: I don't know.
Speaker 3: Would you and your mom listen to that from the
Speaker 3: hotel room?
Speaker 5: Probably not?
Speaker 10: Oh like a couple of minutes.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I guess we're off the mark on the idea.
Speaker 3: All right, but it's your attorney. You're ready me? Yes,
Speaker 3: your brook I'm ready. Your time starts now. Today is
Speaker 3: National Nacho Day. In which country were nachos invented?
Speaker 1: Probably United States.
Speaker 3: What actor had the famous line you talking to me?
Speaker 1: You talking to me? Uh past?
Speaker 3: Which of the six main characters on the TV show
Speaker 3: Friends never got.
Speaker 1: Married Lisa, the ma phoebe sorry?
Speaker 3: The Manx breed of cat is missing what body part
Speaker 3: ears tail or whiskers?
Speaker 1: Manx is missing a tail.
Speaker 3: In the board game Battleship, each player starts with how
Speaker 3: many ships?
Speaker 1: Six? Oh, it didn't feel very good.
Speaker 3: It didn't feel very good on my end either. But
Speaker 3: let's go over the scoreboard and see how you did
Speaker 3: with Jose When this.
Speaker 5: Baby hits heity eight miles per hour.
Speaker 10: Gotta say some s.
Speaker 3: Kara, Kira, Kaira.
Speaker 5: I wrote Kara and then I was like, is it Tara?
Speaker 3: And then I'm like, oh my gosh, this is Spiral.
Speaker 3: That's your favorite person on the show talking.
Speaker 1: I have a d D Okay, a good choice?
Speaker 5: All right?
Speaker 3: Kevin, you got too.
Speaker 1: Oh man, you may have beat me. I do not
Speaker 1: feel good about my answers. Brook, Yeah, the same amount
Speaker 1: of questions and and only.
Speaker 5: What Kira, it's migulations?
Speaker 13: Kira.
Speaker 4: Oh god, your mom got hotel money now for room service.
Speaker 1: I'm embarrassing. That was an embarrassing showing by was a.
Speaker 3: Rough one, especially for Brook. Let's go over the answers.
Speaker 3: It's National Nacho Day. Not shows were invented in Mexico.
Speaker 1: I mean it's like burritos are from you know, yeah,
Speaker 1: over hard to know.
Speaker 3: The actor with the famous line you talking to me
Speaker 3: is Robert de Niro from the movie Taxi Driver. Out
Speaker 3: of the six main carecharacters on the TV show Friends,
Speaker 3: Joey is the only one who never gets married.
Speaker 6: Interesting and yes right.
Speaker 3: The Manx breed of cat is missing its tail. And
Speaker 3: In the board game Battleship, each player starts with five
Speaker 3: ships the aircraft carrier, submarine, battleship, destroyer, and patrol boats.
Speaker 5: Fun game.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I should have known it was going to be
Speaker 1: an odd number.
Speaker 3: You were so close, I know, Kira. Congratulations you get
Speaker 3: one hundred of brush bucks plus. Also, just for playing,
Speaker 3: you've won two tickets to Harry Potter Magic at Play
Speaker 3: celebrate Harry's journey in discovering the Wizarding World like never
Speaker 3: before with games, exploration, sensory activations, and more. Opening this
Speaker 3: Friday at the Shops at the Braven in Bellevue.
Speaker 5: That's gonna be so fun cool?
Speaker 2: Are you and your mom going to order out when
Speaker 2: you're doing Thanksgiving in the hotel room.
Speaker 9: Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 3: Okay, you're gonna make your mom cook in the hotel.
Speaker 1: She's breaking a hot plate and hoping for a microwave.
Speaker 3: This turkey's gonna take it.
Speaker 1: Why won't anything fit in this mini fridge?
Speaker 3: Kira, love having you on. Thank you so much for playing.
Speaker 10: Thank you and you guys take it easy on Brook.
Speaker 3: Bye, don't you worry about me not gonna have We
Speaker 3: appreciate this, Senta, Kiera, thanks for playing. We'll be back
Speaker 3: to do Windbrooks Bock same time tomorrow.
Speaker 9: Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 2: It's Brook and Jeffrey in the morning, and tomorrow on
Speaker 2: the show, we've got a brand new mass speaker.
Speaker 10: Yeah.
Speaker 4: One of our listeners says he made up a stupid
Speaker 4: dumb line when he first met his wife, but he
Speaker 4: didn't realize that they would get married one day, So
Speaker 4: now years later he still has to keep this lie
Speaker 4: up just so far in her parents don't find out.
Speaker 2: Brooke, Oh my god, we're gonna find out what it
Speaker 2: is tomorrow on the show. Plus a brand new awkward
Speaker 2: Tuesday phone call. It's a great show you should listen.
Speaker 2: It's Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.