Speaker 1: You ever done something so stupid it's actually genius.
Speaker 2: No, it's broken, Jeffrey in the Morning. Isn't that the
Speaker 2: whole basis of the show pretty much? Okay?
Speaker 1: I asked, because one very questionable decision just gave us
Speaker 1: our new hero of the week. His name is Maurice
Speaker 1: Lawson from Spotsylvania, Virginia, and the other day he decided
Speaker 1: to play the state's lottery pick five game. Very simple
Speaker 1: to you, just pick out five single digit numbers. Okay,
Speaker 1: there's two drawings per day. You match the numbers, you wink.
Speaker 1: Maurice purchased four lottery tickets. Yeah, and it was a
Speaker 1: you're a lottery guy. Usually when you play the lottery,
Speaker 1: the strategies to pick out a few different combinations of numbers.
Speaker 2: Yeah right, yes, Well, Maurice doesn't think like we do.
Speaker 1: He went with the bold strategy of using the same
Speaker 1: exact numbers on.
Speaker 2: All four.
Speaker 3: Four to three four four.
Speaker 4: Four wait four times shows those those were his numbers.
Speaker 2: Logically terrible idea.
Speaker 1: That's and trust me, the show is very familiar with
Speaker 1: terrible bad ideas. If you know that there's at least
Speaker 1: five people that are like, I still don't get it.
Speaker 1: It's like going all in as soon as you walk
Speaker 1: up to the craps table. But wouldn't you know it,
Speaker 1: those turned out to be the exact.
Speaker 2: Winning numbers for the day, four three four four four
Speaker 2: Does it means four times?
Speaker 3: Jesf.
Speaker 1: Here's where it gets interesting because on two of Marisa's
Speaker 1: tickets he wagered exact order, so both of those win
Speaker 1: the top payout of fifty thousand.
Speaker 2: Fifty k oh wait each, he doesn't have to split
Speaker 2: it each one's fifty.
Speaker 1: On a four ticket, he chose any order that won
Speaker 1: ten grand, and on the last ticket he played the
Speaker 1: fifty to fifty option, which added another thirty k so
Speaker 1: in total thanks to his very dumb choice one one
Speaker 1: hundred and forty thousand dollars.
Speaker 4: Wow.
Speaker 2: In one drawing.
Speaker 4: Congratulates that's actually so where the idiots is stupid If
Speaker 4: it would have just bought the one ticket, it only
Speaker 4: one fifty thousand.
Speaker 1: Maurice, Wow, we are so sorry, forever doubting your genius.
Speaker 2: You are our hero of the week. My gosh, Maurice.
Speaker 1: Now back to your regularly scheduled stupidity with the.
Speaker 2: Shock collar question of to day.
Speaker 1: Back over to digital Jake to bring our IQs even lower.
Speaker 2: Let's do it, Jake.
Speaker 4: For the last few days we've been trying to answer
Speaker 4: the age old question, does too much self tanning spray
Speaker 4: literally suck the intelligence out of a human body spray.
Speaker 4: We're tackling that question.
Speaker 1: Head on by playing three seconds with Alexis.
Speaker 4: It's a game that tests the limits of human knowledge
Speaker 4: or lack thereof, in a heart pounding race against the
Speaker 4: clock that makes the Fast and Furious franchise look like
Speaker 4: a casual stroll in the park. Alexis only has three
Speaker 4: seconds to squeeze an answer out of a few remaining
Speaker 4: brain cells that survived her college years. Will you bet
Speaker 4: on her?
Speaker 2: Or will you not?
Speaker 4: It's three seconds with Alexis?
Speaker 2: Oh right, Okay, We're going to start with Brooke Brook.
Speaker 2: Your category for Alexis.
Speaker 4: Is famous Ponies. Yes, okay, Well, Alexis, get it right
Speaker 4: or wrong. I'm so torn because if it's like racing horses,
Speaker 4: I would say no.
Speaker 3: But if it was my little Ponies, then I would
Speaker 3: say yes.
Speaker 4: I think when you.
Speaker 3: Say ponies, you're thinking of the cartoon character.
Speaker 2: So I'm going to say she knows it all right.
Speaker 4: Brook's betting on Alexis. To get this right, Alexis. When
Speaker 4: I stop reading the question and you hear the timer,
Speaker 4: you can start answering. Okay, all right. In nineteen eighty two,
Speaker 4: the toy My Little Pony, I know it was created
Speaker 4: by has Bro and sold the kids around the world.
Speaker 4: I'm gonna tell you three of the pony's original names,
Speaker 4: and you have to pick the one that's made up
Speaker 4: makes sense. I'm gonna give you three, you pick the
Speaker 4: wrong one. Is it snuzzle, butterscotch or minty bottom?
Speaker 3: Minty bottom?
Speaker 2: It's fake, right, that is correct.
Speaker 4: There was a minty and there was a blossom, but
Speaker 4: there was no minty bottom. Wow.
Speaker 1: You gotta go onto those weird dating sites to find
Speaker 1: minty Bottom.
Speaker 4: Take your word for it, Jeffrey, and we'll also take
Speaker 4: the questions over to you. Jeff Okay, your category for
Speaker 4: Alexis is nineties movies.
Speaker 2: Oh my god.
Speaker 1: Okay, you guys do the whole thing where Alexis watches
Speaker 1: old nineties movies and does reviews on that, and where
Speaker 1: Jeff on our podcast.
Speaker 2: It's the only place you can hear it. You gotta
Speaker 2: go subscribe to our po classic movie. Yeah. I haven't
Speaker 2: listened to any of the podcasts.
Speaker 1: But every time I walk in the studio, she seems
Speaker 1: thoroughly confused and turned off by every single nineties movie
Speaker 1: she watches.
Speaker 4: Not true, she enjoyed The Princess Bride.
Speaker 2: Because the Princess I said it was Okay.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm gonna I'm not a fan of nineties movies.
Speaker 2: She's not gonna get this right, right, Jeff's.
Speaker 4: Betting against Alexis again, Alexis. As soon as you hear
Speaker 4: the timer, you can start guessing the movie. Forrest Gum
Speaker 4: came out in nineteen ninety four and was critically acclaimed
Speaker 4: among critics and viewers alike.
Speaker 2: It won a lot of awards.
Speaker 4: Brooke actually made you watch it this past year, so
Speaker 4: you should be familiar. Name one other character in it
Speaker 4: other than Forrest and his love interest Jenny.
Speaker 3: Oh, no restaurant.
Speaker 4: I could have named a hand full of US presidents,
Speaker 4: any historical Yeah, I had just anybody listed here the.
Speaker 2: News report.
Speaker 3: I didn't really like that movie.
Speaker 2: Good work, Alexis. You did me proud.
Speaker 4: Jeffrey bet against you and you got it wrong. So
Speaker 4: Jeff and Britner both safe right now?
Speaker 1: Okay, it is what you just watched.
Speaker 4: Move on, finally, to Jose. Jose, your category for Alexis
Speaker 4: is children's books.
Speaker 1: Oh, I think she likes children's books and still reads
Speaker 1: them all the time.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna say she's gonna get this right.
Speaker 4: Jose's betting on Alexis. All right, Alexis, your question is
Speaker 4: in the very famous kids book Charlie and the Chocolate Factory.
Speaker 4: Who was the owner of the chocolate factory?
Speaker 2: That's correct? Oh my gosh, as everybody's safe. She's smart. Yes,
Speaker 2: I would not go that far.
Speaker 1: You're doing something so stupid, it's actually genius.
Speaker 4: Yes, I will go that far Alexis. But that was
Speaker 4: another rousing edition of three Seconds with Alexis.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and go listen to gen Z Versus Classic movie
Speaker 3: on Spotify search Brooke and Jeffrey.
Speaker 1: Now that we all got our predictions right, I think
Speaker 1: that means Digital Jake is going to have to take
Speaker 1: the shock.
Speaker 2: Did I bet this game where it's impossible shock? I
Speaker 2: did not think this through.
Speaker 1: And so Digital Jake will be getting shocked while singing
Speaker 1: I want it that way by back.
Speaker 2: You are my fire go one. What dezig you hit
Speaker 2: that on.
Speaker 1: Tour out Baby? That was your shot collar question of
Speaker 1: the day. We got your phone tap coming up in
Speaker 1: just a few minutes.
Speaker 2: Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning,