Speaker 1: Hey, you found our podcast, But are you following it?
Speaker 2: Oh?
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Speaker 1: Make sure you click that follow button and enjoy.
Speaker 2: I think I see a listener outside right now.
Speaker 1: Hey wait a minute, No, no, not like that following.
Speaker 3: You ever done something so stupid?
Speaker 4: It's actually genius. No, it's Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 2: Isn't that the whole basis of this show?
Speaker 3: Pretty much?
Speaker 2: Okay?
Speaker 4: I asked, because one very questionable decision just gave us
Speaker 4: our new hero of the week. His name is Maurice
Speaker 4: Lawson from Spotsylvania, Virginia, and the other day he decided
Speaker 4: to play the state's lottery pick five games. Oh, very
Speaker 4: simple too. You just pick up five single digit numbers.
Speaker 2: Okay.
Speaker 3: There's two drawings per day. You match the numbers, you win.
Speaker 2: Okay.
Speaker 4: It's like the Maurice purchased four lottery tickets. Yeah, and
Speaker 4: it was a you're a lottery guy. Yeah, Usually when
Speaker 4: you play the lottery, the strategies to pick out a
Speaker 4: few different combinations of numbers.
Speaker 3: Yeah, right, yes, well, no one picks the same number.
Speaker 3: Maurice doesn't think like we did.
Speaker 4: He went with the bold strategy of using the same
Speaker 4: exact numbers on all four Lotto tickets.
Speaker 5: That defeats the purpose.
Speaker 2: He went four to three four four four, Wait four times?
Speaker 3: Show those those were his numbers. Logically terrible idea.
Speaker 4: That's and trust me, the show is very familiar with
Speaker 4: terrible bad ideas.
Speaker 2: If you know that, there's at least five people that
Speaker 2: are like, I still don't get it.
Speaker 4: It's like going all in as soon as you walk
Speaker 4: up to the craps table.
Speaker 3: But wouldn't you know it? Those turned out to be
Speaker 3: the exact winning numbers for the day.
Speaker 2: Wait four three four four four four times, Jeff.
Speaker 4: Here's where it gets interesting because on two of Maurice's
Speaker 4: tickets he wagered exact order, so both of those win
Speaker 4: the top payout of fifty thousand.
Speaker 2: Offy k oh wait each he doesn't have to split it.
Speaker 3: Each one's fifty.
Speaker 4: Ticket, he chose annie order that won ten grand, and
Speaker 4: on the last ticket he played the fifty to fifty option,
Speaker 4: which added another thirty k so in total thanks to
Speaker 4: his very dumb choice. Mike one one hundred and forty
Speaker 4: thousand dollars Wow in one draw.
Speaker 2: Congratulates that's actually so where the idiots is stupid? If
Speaker 2: he would have just bought the one ticket. It only
Speaker 2: won fifty thousand.
Speaker 3: That's right, Maurice.
Speaker 4: Wow, we are so sorry forever doubting your genius.
Speaker 3: You are our hero of the week. My gosh, good work, Maurice.
Speaker 3: Now for him.
Speaker 4: Back to your regularly scheduled stupidity with the shock college
Speaker 4: question of to day. Back over to digital Jake to
Speaker 4: bring our IQs even lower.
Speaker 3: Let's do it, Jake.
Speaker 5: For the last few days, we've been trying to answer
Speaker 5: the age old question, does too much self tanning spray
Speaker 5: literally suck the intelligence out of a human body.
Speaker 2: Spray?
Speaker 5: We're tackling that question head on by playing three Seconds
Speaker 5: with Alexis. It's a game that tests the limits of
Speaker 5: human knowledge or lack thereof, in a heart pounding race
Speaker 5: against the clock that makes the Fast and Furious franchise
Speaker 5: look like a casual stroll in the park. Alexis only
Speaker 5: has three seconds to squeeze an answer out of a
Speaker 5: few remaining brain cells that survived her college years.
Speaker 3: Will you bed on her?
Speaker 5: Or will you not? It's three seconds with Alexis. Okay,
Speaker 5: We're going to start with Brooke Brook. Your category for
Speaker 5: Alexis is famous Ponies. Yes, Okay, well, Alexis, get it
Speaker 5: right or wrong.
Speaker 2: I'm so torn because if it's like racing horses, I
Speaker 2: would say no. But if it was My Little Ponies,
Speaker 2: then I would say yes. I think when you say ponies,
Speaker 2: you're thinking of the cartoon character. So I'm going to
Speaker 2: say she knows.
Speaker 5: It right, Brooks betting on Alexis to get this right. Alexis,
Speaker 5: when I stop reading the question and you hear the timer,
Speaker 5: you can start answering.
Speaker 2: Okay, all right.
Speaker 3: In nineteen eighty two.
Speaker 5: The toy My Little Pony was created by has Bro
Speaker 5: and sold the kids around the world. I'm gonna tell
Speaker 5: you three of the pony's original names, and you have
Speaker 5: to pick the one that's made up makes sense. I'm
Speaker 5: gonna give you three, you pick the wrong one. Is
Speaker 5: it snuzzle, butterscotch or minty bottom?
Speaker 3: Minty bottom?
Speaker 2: It's fake, right, that is correct.
Speaker 5: There was a minty and there was a blossom, but
Speaker 5: there was no minty bottom.
Speaker 4: You gotta go onto those weird dating sites to find
Speaker 4: minty bottoms.
Speaker 5: Take your word for it, Jeffrey, and you will also
Speaker 5: take the questions over to you. Jeff Your category for
Speaker 5: Alexis is nineties movies.
Speaker 3: Oh, oh my god.
Speaker 4: Okay, you guys do a whole thing where Alexis watches
Speaker 4: old nineties movies and does reviews on that, and where
Speaker 4: Jeff on our podcast.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's the only place you can hear it. You
Speaker 2: gotta go subscribe to our podcast Classic Movie.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 4: I haven't listened to any of the podcasts. Every time
Speaker 4: I walk in the studio, she seems thoroughly confused and
Speaker 4: turned off by every single nineties movie she watches.
Speaker 2: Not true, she enjoyed The Princess Bride because the princess
Speaker 2: said it was okay.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm not a fan.
Speaker 3: Of nineties movies. She's not gonna get this right.
Speaker 5: Right, Jeff's betting against Alexis again, Alexis. As soon as
Speaker 5: you hear the timer, you could start guessing the movie.
Speaker 5: Forrest Gum came out in nineteen ninety four and was
Speaker 5: critically acclaimed among critics and viewers alike. She won a
Speaker 5: lot of awards. Brooke actually made you watch it this
Speaker 5: past year, so you should be familiar. Name one other
Speaker 5: character in it other than Forrest and his love interest Jenny.
Speaker 2: Oh no, who is there? The restaurant?
Speaker 5: Could have named a handful of US presidents, any historical Yeah,
Speaker 5: I had just anybody listed here.
Speaker 3: The news report that interviews him.
Speaker 2: I didn't really like that movie.
Speaker 3: Good work, Alexis. You did be proud. Jeffrey bet against
Speaker 3: you and you got it wrong. But Jeffrey Brooker both
Speaker 3: safe right now?
Speaker 2: Okay, it was what you just watched.
Speaker 5: Finally, to Jose, Jose, your category for Alexis is children's books.
Speaker 6: I think she likes children's books and still reads them
Speaker 6: all the time.
Speaker 1: Really, I'm gonna say she's gonna get this right.
Speaker 5: Jose's betting on Alexis. All right, Alexis, you question is
Speaker 5: in the very famous kids book Charlie and the Chocolate Factory.
Speaker 5: Who was the owner of the chocolate factory.
Speaker 2: Oh that's correct.
Speaker 3: Oh my gosh, everybody's safe.
Speaker 1: She's smart.
Speaker 5: I would not go that far.
Speaker 3: You doing something so stupid. It's actually genius.
Speaker 5: Yes, I will go that far Alexis. But that was
Speaker 5: another rousing edition of three Seconds with Alexis.
Speaker 2: And listen to gen Z Versus Classic movie on Spotify.
Speaker 2: Search Brooke and Jeffrey.
Speaker 4: Now that we all got our predictions right, I think
Speaker 4: that means digital Jake is going to have to take
Speaker 4: the shock.
Speaker 3: Did I bet this game where.
Speaker 5: It's impossible shock?
Speaker 4: I did not think this through, and so digital Jake
Speaker 4: will be getting shocked while singing I want it that
Speaker 4: way by back.
Speaker 3: You my fire.
Speaker 5: Going DESI.
Speaker 3: He shit that on tour, I would.
Speaker 4: Be Yeah, that was your shock collar question of the.
Speaker 7: Day, Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 4: Brooke, maybe you can confirm this. When you're married, you
Speaker 4: know everything there is to know about your partner. That's true, Like,
Speaker 4: there's no way Michael could still be keeping a secret
Speaker 4: from you now at this point, I'd be surprised.
Speaker 3: Okay, cool, all right, Mike, you are in the clear.
Speaker 3: He has absolutely no idea wink Emchie, are you Michael here?
Speaker 3: We got no nothing, nothing's going on here.
Speaker 4: I'm only asking because there is a married woman out
Speaker 4: there who doesn't know her husband made up a really
Speaker 4: dumb lie when they first met back in college, and
Speaker 4: he's had no choice but to keep it going for
Speaker 4: a year just to make sure his now wife and
Speaker 4: her parents don't ever find out. Goodness, it's that embarrassing,
Speaker 4: and it's coming up in a brand new mass speaker.
Speaker 3: Consion.
Speaker 8: I can't take back, o arms speaker.
Speaker 4: We got a text into seventy eighty five nine to two.
Speaker 4: That says I'm a dentist, and honestly, my number one
Speaker 4: judgment about patients isn't if they flass, it's if they
Speaker 4: don't trim their nose hairs.
Speaker 1: I never thought about that.
Speaker 4: Surprisingly, ladies are often worse, so please trim them before.
Speaker 3: Your next business.
Speaker 2: My husband's always me.
Speaker 4: I mean, Doro refuses to trim her armpit or her
Speaker 4: leg hair, so I'm doubting she's gonna go anywhere near her.
Speaker 2: Nose with it.
Speaker 1: Come on, other hairs longer than her head hair.
Speaker 2: I'm like, you're taller than me. It's not like you're
Speaker 2: looking at it all the time.
Speaker 4: But you know what, we do appreciate the helpful tips,
Speaker 4: and we especially appreciate the secrets that our listeners share.
Speaker 4: Right here on the mass speaker, we've got a guy
Speaker 4: who's ready to spill his truth and wants to go
Speaker 4: by Paul today.
Speaker 3: So Paul, welcome to the show. How's your nose here doing.
Speaker 9: I'm feeling he's doing all right.
Speaker 7: Guys, thanks for.
Speaker 3: Having me here. As you speak, they're blowing in the wind.
Speaker 2: It's so tickili to do that though. Sorry talking not
Speaker 2: about us.
Speaker 8: That's right.
Speaker 4: Here is aside Paul voice changer is on, you're the
Speaker 4: mass speaker. Whenever you're ready, let's hear your confession.
Speaker 9: Okay, So yeah, this is really embarrassing. So back to college.
Speaker 9: I was dating this girl and then her parents came
Speaker 9: to visit, and was still like really early in the relationship,
Speaker 9: especially tally for me, like do the mutic parents thing.
Speaker 9: But they came out of dorm and her mom is
Speaker 9: really sweet and she invited me on lune.
Speaker 2: Oh my gosh, that's a lot like if you weren't
Speaker 2: even ready to meet them, and all of a sudden,
Speaker 2: the mom's like, let's go to love.
Speaker 3: That's a good sign.
Speaker 9: Yeah, you know, they're they're really nicely little. And then
Speaker 9: I said.
Speaker 3: Sure, yeah, free lunch for a college.
Speaker 9: Normally that would be the case, you know, yeah, free lunch.
Speaker 9: But I was like super hungover. I had like three
Speaker 9: a mcmuffins trying to soak up this alcohol and.
Speaker 2: What a college kid can stomach.
Speaker 3: So you went with them?
Speaker 7: Yeah?
Speaker 9: Yeah, So I go out with them and then end
Speaker 9: up going to this tie place I've never had time before.
Speaker 2: It's so funny.
Speaker 4: Oh god, it's so good though, it's a little bit
Speaker 4: intimidating for your first time.
Speaker 2: Yeah, right, you can always get the cash youw chicken.
Speaker 3: Or just a bowl of plain white rice.
Speaker 7: Yeah.
Speaker 9: So we're at this tie place and it's already awkward. Like,
Speaker 9: I don't mind meeting your parents, but I want to
Speaker 9: do it where I'm like not so hungover, you know.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so like in six years when you're out of college.
Speaker 3: Right right exactly.
Speaker 9: So the food comes out and I just try to
Speaker 9: get out of it, like to get out of the
Speaker 9: whole thing. I say, I'm allergic to peanuts because I
Speaker 9: see peanuts on the dish.
Speaker 2: Oh there's tons of peanuts.
Speaker 3: Right, It's actually kind of smart.
Speaker 9: Yeah, Okay, so them, being the great people they are,
Speaker 9: send the food back and get everything reorder with no peanuts,
Speaker 9: and I still have to eat everything.
Speaker 3: People, Oh my god.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you're feeling guilty because you're making the kitchen recook.
Speaker 7: Everything right right?
Speaker 10: Oh double yeah, double guilty.
Speaker 9: And then you know kind of like lesson learn right,
Speaker 9: which would have been a funny story except I ended
Speaker 9: up marrying that girl and we've been married for four
Speaker 9: years and I still have to keep up this lie.
Speaker 4: Outs that's a hard one to not because even like.
Speaker 2: I think it could be really useful. Sorry, I can't
Speaker 2: go on the family trip. They serve peanuts on the plane.
Speaker 3: I just excuse.
Speaker 2: Me, it's too risky.
Speaker 7: Well, not just that, not too long ago.
Speaker 9: It was at a Christmas Her mom saw me eating
Speaker 9: a peanut and then lost her mind because she was like,
Speaker 9: oh my god, a peanut. Eminem So she was like
Speaker 9: peanuts and I didn't realize it.
Speaker 11: Yeah, exactly.
Speaker 9: So I had to pretend like my throat was closing up,
Speaker 9: and they dropped me off to the hospital.
Speaker 3: They took you to the hospital that night.
Speaker 12: No, yeah, I had to.
Speaker 9: Go to hospital stood there for like an hour and
Speaker 9: a half.
Speaker 2: No, oh, wait, doesn't your wife know that it's alive.
Speaker 9: No, she doesn't know either.
Speaker 2: I fel like they'd rather know than have to take
Speaker 2: you to the hospital.
Speaker 3: Oh that's true.
Speaker 4: Don't you think it would be easier to just like
Speaker 4: tell the parents that, I mean, you're married to her.
Speaker 2: It's a funny story.
Speaker 9: I think, like the kind of people they are, they're
Speaker 9: just so nice. If it's like, first of all, the disappointment,
Speaker 9: like I think I had to wait another twenty years
Speaker 9: at least before If you're funny.
Speaker 12: Wow.
Speaker 4: I feel like if you told them they wouldn't think
Speaker 4: it was funny yet.
Speaker 2: No, I think it is so excited they could eat
Speaker 2: peanut stuff around you.
Speaker 6: I would make up another lie and just say, oh
Speaker 6: my gosh, I just did a new allergy test and
Speaker 6: miracle it's gone.
Speaker 1: You know something like that.
Speaker 2: You know that they're like, oh my god. When you
Speaker 2: have grand babies, we just really hope that doesn't get
Speaker 2: passed down. Yeah.
Speaker 4: I think might be onto something some sort of like
Speaker 4: magic peanut allergy feeling pill.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you're just like, wow, I don't know what it was.
Speaker 2: My husband did some treatment for bee allergies where they
Speaker 2: like give you shots of it. He's been stung a
Speaker 2: billion times. He still says he's allergic. I've never seen any.
Speaker 3: Reaction putting bee hives in his bed.
Speaker 1: It's our daily beast.
Speaker 4: Oh wow, So you don't think you're ever going to
Speaker 4: tell the parents, at least not for another twenty years.
Speaker 3: You said, yeah, okay, wow, good luck.
Speaker 8: My man.
Speaker 4: Text in seven if you have a confession you've been
Speaker 4: holding on to, we'll hide your identity, master your voice,
Speaker 4: and make you the next mass speaker.
Speaker 3: We got your phone tap coming up next.
Speaker 7: Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 4: Today, we call a father whose six year old son
Speaker 4: is having a big birthday bash this weekend, and his
Speaker 4: parents hired one of those animal entertainers to come by
Speaker 4: with some toads and lizards, you know, a little educational
Speaker 4: show in town. But there's been a change of plans
Speaker 4: because the wife decided she wants to reach out to
Speaker 4: us and say, Fred the frog Guy is being replaced.
Speaker 4: Oh you're gonna find out with who in your brand
Speaker 4: new phone?
Speaker 3: Tap right now?
Speaker 7: It's another.
Speaker 3: On the twenties.
Speaker 2: Hi is this Matt. My name's Clara. I'm the assistant
Speaker 2: to Fred the frog Guy.
Speaker 8: Oh yeah, Hey, how you doing well?
Speaker 2: Actually we're supposed to say ribbit to each other, so
Speaker 2: you go first. Oh is that how you got?
Speaker 1: How about this ribbit?
Speaker 11: What good?
Speaker 2: Rivet back at you?
Speaker 8: So how can I help you today?
Speaker 2: Well, I know your kid's birthday party is on Saturday,
Speaker 2: and I'm so sorry to let you know that Fred
Speaker 2: won't be able to make it.
Speaker 8: Oh no, wow, okay, what's uh? Yeah, just going on.
Speaker 2: He's got a grand issue apparently. I mean, he claims
Speaker 2: it's not from touching tongues with a certain Amazon milk Frog,
Speaker 2: But my god, we all think a little differently.
Speaker 8: It's wow, is he in the hospital?
Speaker 2: No, he's definitely on a trip, but not to the hospital. Okay,
Speaker 2: I mean it sounds like you haven't heard of that,
Speaker 2: like internet rumor that says you can suck the farts
Speaker 2: out of those things. Then all of a sudden, everything
Speaker 2: you see is pink.
Speaker 8: What are you talking about? Is that a real thing?
Speaker 2: Me and the crew haven't tried it, but we could
Speaker 2: do it after the party if you like.
Speaker 8: You know, no, no, no, thank you.
Speaker 2: But little bonus at the end of the night.
Speaker 8: No, no, that won't be necessary. And I don't think
Speaker 8: there's gonna be a party now. If you're seeing Fred's out, Oh.
Speaker 2: No, I mean Fred's out, but the party's on.
Speaker 8: Okay. Are you who's going to be covering for Fred?
Speaker 2: Then yours truly?
Speaker 8: Really?
Speaker 7: What? Oh? Yeah?
Speaker 8: So okay, so you're qualified to cover for Fred?
Speaker 2: Then am I qualified? I have been waiting for this
Speaker 2: moment for years? And I have some special surprises for
Speaker 2: your kids. Party planned?
Speaker 8: What surprises? What surprises? Look? I just want to make
Speaker 8: sure I have a party. I don't want to add
Speaker 8: anything crazy to the mix.
Speaker 2: Are you sitting down because this is exciting?
Speaker 8: Yes, I am sitting down.
Speaker 2: Okay. We just got a new snapping turtle shipped in
Speaker 2: from that a GASCAR, and we've been wanting one of
Speaker 2: those for months.
Speaker 8: A snapping turtle. I yes, don't that doesn't sound like
Speaker 8: a smart item to have around a bunch of kids with.
Speaker 2: No, we call them fingers because it's his favorite thing
Speaker 2: to eat.
Speaker 8: No, that's no. See that doesn't sound at all. Oh don't.
Speaker 2: There's nothing to worry about. We made him a little
Speaker 2: muzzle out of dental floss and scotched. I'm pretty sure
Speaker 2: it'll hold.
Speaker 8: A muzzled No. Yeah, no, I'm sorry. This is not
Speaker 8: This is not what we were asking for.
Speaker 2: Are you worried about the money because we are not
Speaker 2: charging you extranal.
Speaker 8: It's not about the money. It's about whatever you have
Speaker 8: planned here being safe for kids to be around. I
Speaker 8: mean yeah, yeah, no, not meant to be risky.
Speaker 2: Safeties first, and that's why we created this tiny little
Speaker 2: saddle for him, because the kids are gonna ride on
Speaker 2: the back.
Speaker 5: No.
Speaker 8: I need you to figure this out and get on
Speaker 8: the same page with me this.
Speaker 2: You're telling me your kid wouldn't want to ride a
Speaker 2: turtle named Fingers?
Speaker 8: I mean probably yes. I don't know if I'm not
Speaker 8: gonna find out either. Why do you like?
Speaker 2: One thing you're not considering is parents and kids alike.
Speaker 2: They are going to point to you with all five
Speaker 2: digits because they're still going to have them. They're going
Speaker 2: to point to you, and they're gonna say that guy
Speaker 2: through the party.
Speaker 13: Of the year.
Speaker 8: Okay, I don't care about that at all.
Speaker 2: What other animal entertainer is gonna have your little boy
Speaker 2: in a bathtub of box jellyfish looking for his party price?
Speaker 8: What box this?
Speaker 2: No, Listen, I don't think I told you. I will
Speaker 2: be equipped with two stun guns and you high octane
Speaker 2: nitrous injectors.
Speaker 8: Okay, I'm sorry. This is way way more intense than
Speaker 8: what you had listed on the website. And yeah, it
Speaker 8: is not what we signed up for. I thought we
Speaker 8: were talking about frogs, toads or.
Speaker 2: Whatever boring things. Is that what you're talking about.
Speaker 8: It's not boring. It's just meant to be, you know,
Speaker 8: enjoyable and safe. I mean, I'm not taking these kids
Speaker 8: to the Everglades.
Speaker 2: I just always like to think, what would the guys
Speaker 2: from Jackass do if they owned a mobile petting zoo
Speaker 2: for reptiles, they would.
Speaker 8: Be soon and they would be out of business, just
Speaker 8: like you're about to be. I'm like two seconds away
Speaker 8: from calling the cops right now.
Speaker 2: You don't need to call the cops. All you need
Speaker 2: to do is call your wife, Robin. Okay, what she's
Speaker 2: the one that set you up for this prank phone call.
Speaker 3: You have to be Oh my god, this is actually.
Speaker 2: Broke from the radio show Brick and Jeffrey in the Morning.
Speaker 2: We're doing a phone tap on you. Oh, come on,
Speaker 2: you're wife, Robins. Does she just want to say thank you,
Speaker 2: you know, for all the hell hope you've done organizing
Speaker 2: your kid's birthday party.
Speaker 8: I gotta go.
Speaker 2: I gotta go too, because I've already loaded about fifteen
Speaker 2: Australian brown snakes into the truck, got an eighteen month
Speaker 2: old twin birthday party down the street. Gotta let them
Speaker 2: loose in their playpand Okay, ye see which one survived?
Speaker 8: That sounds great?
Speaker 9: Well.
Speaker 7: Wake Up every Morning was Fu Tabs weekday morning on
Speaker 7: the twenties, Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.
Speaker 4: I just googled the top ten things you should never
Speaker 4: tell your girlfriend.
Speaker 3: Oh, damn.
Speaker 4: Number one, is she put too much salt in the
Speaker 4: cast role?
Speaker 2: Oh, your girlfriend makes castles? How old is she? The
Speaker 2: second one, don't tell her she's.
Speaker 4: Olds sirles, especially single woman.
Speaker 3: Now number two, her mother is too nosy.
Speaker 6: Oh, I mean yeah, you can know that, she can
Speaker 6: know that, but you can't say.
Speaker 2: How else is she got to get the castrole recipe
Speaker 2: from damn?
Speaker 4: The number three thing you should never tell your girlfriend
Speaker 4: is you cheated on her. Oh well, yes, salty castle
Speaker 4: rules and nosey moms are above cheating. Do not tell
Speaker 4: listow But one of our listeners has been keeping a
Speaker 4: big secret from his girlfriend for just one week because
Speaker 4: he knows she'd definitely be upset.
Speaker 3: Can't hide it anymore. He needs our help to tell
Speaker 3: her the truth.
Speaker 4: I don't know if it's gonna be more scandalous than
Speaker 4: an oversalted shepherd's pile, but we're gonna find out in
Speaker 4: your story your brand new awkward Tuesday phone call.
Speaker 3: Next, it's awkward, It's Tuesday. It's awkward Tuesday phone call.
Speaker 4: Keeping promises to your friends is a clear sign of
Speaker 4: your character and your integrity. Yeah, for sure, Like you
Speaker 4: need to prove you're the type of person who lives
Speaker 4: up to the things that you promise to other people. Okay,
Speaker 4: like when I promised Brook years ago, I wouldn't mention
Speaker 4: anything about what really happened at thunder down Under on our.
Speaker 3: I would never or wait, maybe she promised me.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's.
Speaker 3: You know, I don't know.
Speaker 4: Promises were made, yeah kept, Yeah, we never talked about
Speaker 4: that was.
Speaker 1: Jeff Yes, all other things too.
Speaker 4: In all seriousness, when you give your word to someone,
Speaker 4: that's all you really have.
Speaker 3: That's the mark of who you are.
Speaker 4: And our listener Joseph says he's got a tricky promise
Speaker 4: to keep with one of his good friends, and he
Speaker 4: knows his girlfriend is going to want him to break it. Joseph,
Speaker 4: Welcome to the show.
Speaker 2: Oh gosh, I mean my mind is racing with all
Speaker 2: the different scenarios that this could be.
Speaker 3: Were you at thunder down Under?
Speaker 2: To man, what Jeffrey will do for a signature that's.
Speaker 3: Worth it? Anyway? Tell us about the situation that you're in.
Speaker 3: Who did you make a promise to?
Speaker 12: Yeah?
Speaker 11: Promises man, Okay, Mac's girlfriend reached out to me.
Speaker 2: Right, Oh, you made have promised your ex girlfriend already
Speaker 2: we're starting on a bad note I did.
Speaker 3: Oh god, what happened?
Speaker 11: Well, me and Max's girlfriend, we haven't been together for
Speaker 11: over a year.
Speaker 12: Okay, before that, we dated for five years.
Speaker 2: Oh it's a serious relationship. Yeah.
Speaker 11: Yeah, so we have a really long history together, Like,
Speaker 11: she trusts me, I trust her, and you.
Speaker 2: Guys ended on good terms. It sounded like a year ago.
Speaker 12: Yeah, we've been very good to each other.
Speaker 8: We're fine.
Speaker 3: Okay, that's nice, I guess.
Speaker 11: But recently she reached out to me and told me
Speaker 11: that she needs to go in for surgery.
Speaker 14: And she doesn't have anybody else out here to.
Speaker 11: Help her, and she needs someone to drive her home
Speaker 11: from the hospital.
Speaker 3: Oh oh god.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean, I don't know. If you have a girlfriend,
Speaker 2: it does get a little dicey. I mean, does the
Speaker 2: current girlfriend know that you have a good relationship with
Speaker 2: your ex.
Speaker 11: She knows about her, she knows that there's never been
Speaker 11: like any beef between.
Speaker 2: Okay, but she doesn't know you're that close.
Speaker 6: And it's almost like once your goal, do you want
Speaker 6: to be friends with your ex for the rest of
Speaker 6: your life and keep her in your life or.
Speaker 8: I don't want to be mean anyone.
Speaker 4: Yeah, so you're not being mean to people's like half
Speaker 4: the fun of life.
Speaker 2: I don't tell you if they won't allow you to
Speaker 2: take an uber from a surgery, Oh, they won't. I'm
Speaker 2: trying to send my husband home after different procedures.
Speaker 5: Couldn't even give her.
Speaker 2: I'm like, honey, I got the show to do. I
Speaker 2: can't pick you up after this one.
Speaker 3: Oh I'm glad that you put us above your husband
Speaker 3: broke so.
Speaker 2: You know, okay, can't get a ride share after surgery.
Speaker 2: I tried.
Speaker 3: So what did you say to your ex girlfriend?
Speaker 10: I told her I would because her family doesn't live
Speaker 10: here and she needs not like tight with anybody that
Speaker 10: closely that would come and do.
Speaker 6: That for This is one of those scenarios where it's
Speaker 6: because of all those things, you're.
Speaker 2: Not going to do anything. She just got a surgery.
Speaker 2: It's not like you're.
Speaker 3: Gonna and that a challenge, gonna be looking good.
Speaker 2: Oh my god. I mean the thing is, though, like
Speaker 2: you need somebody who you trust to pick you upbout
Speaker 2: from surgery because you never know what you're gonna say. Right,
Speaker 2: you're vulnerable.
Speaker 4: You've already committed to doing this. What did your girlfriend say?
Speaker 12: My girlfriend could be a little on the jealous side sometimes.
Speaker 14: Okay, I didn't.
Speaker 3: Tell her, Okay, didn't tell her? Na, God, this something
Speaker 3: where you don't have to tell her.
Speaker 1: You can just be absent that day and make an excuse.
Speaker 12: That's what I was thinking, because it's just for a
Speaker 12: few hours. But I've been hiding this for like a week.
Speaker 12: It's kind of eating me up and.
Speaker 2: That doesn't feel good.
Speaker 1: It'd be nice to just get it out.
Speaker 2: It's sketchy if you get caught like you know what
Speaker 2: I mean, Like, it looks way worse if you lie
Speaker 2: about it and then somehow.
Speaker 4: Get like a friend like texts a photo like, hey,
Speaker 4: is that your boyfriend with his ex?
Speaker 1: Why didn't you tell me?
Speaker 2: Exactly?
Speaker 14: I feel like I have to tell her because, just
Speaker 14: like you.
Speaker 11: Said, maybe something happens in an accident happens and she
Speaker 11: finds out some other way.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you're a smart man, trying to get ahead of this,
Speaker 4: avoiding that drama. So you want to call your girlfriend here?
Speaker 12: I think so?
Speaker 14: Oh God, you.
Speaker 2: Sounds scared because there's no going back from this.
Speaker 12: What you said to put it out?
Speaker 2: Yeah, how long have.
Speaker 1: You been doating a new girl? I'm sorry?
Speaker 3: I think I missed that.
Speaker 14: Oh, we've been dating for close to a year, about.
Speaker 2: Ten months, and one relations start write another.
Speaker 3: I like it, okay, yeah.
Speaker 14: And I don't want her to be jealous. I just
Speaker 14: kind of want to get it out there, but then
Speaker 14: I kind of don't want to get it out there.
Speaker 2: I love whenever someone describes someone as a little jealous,
Speaker 2: it usually means that they're a lot jealous.
Speaker 4: Yeah, okay, but where we're gonna think of some advice
Speaker 4: for you here, and when we come back, we're gonna
Speaker 4: let you call your current girlfriend, yeah, to tell her
Speaker 4: that you're gonna be driving your ex girlfriend back from surgery.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you're not staying with the ex to like help
Speaker 2: care for.
Speaker 14: No, no, no, no, no, no, no no no.
Speaker 3: It's got to get her in the.
Speaker 2: House, Okay, make sure she's safe, okay?
Speaker 3: Or is the X staying with you after the surgery?
Speaker 10: No?
Speaker 4: Okay, all right, that'd be even more awkward converce question. Yeah,
Speaker 4: all right, we're gonna come back. Let you make your
Speaker 4: awkward Tuesday phone call right after this.
Speaker 3: It's awkward.
Speaker 7: It's Tuesday.
Speaker 3: It's awkward Tuesday phone call.
Speaker 4: Promising to drive a friend home from a major surgery
Speaker 4: is a selfless noble kind thing for someone to do. Yeah,
Speaker 4: it does get a little tricky though, when that friend
Speaker 4: has seen you naked before or yea, because you dated
Speaker 4: them for five years before eventually breaking up. And that's
Speaker 4: the situation Joseph is in today. He's already agreed to
Speaker 4: drive his ex girlfriend home from a big surgery that
Speaker 4: she's scheduled to have, and he has not told his
Speaker 4: current girlfriend about it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he's kind of a jealous type.
Speaker 4: Thought he could maybe sneak it by her, but the
Speaker 4: guilt has been eating away at him for the last week,
Speaker 4: so he needs to come clean without making her mad
Speaker 4: or jealous about it. And it sounds like a walk
Speaker 4: in the park to me. But I guess we'll see
Speaker 4: what my co hosts have to say. Any advice that
Speaker 4: Jay have, Brook, what do you think?
Speaker 12: Well?
Speaker 2: I think the key here is you need to butter
Speaker 2: her up first when you talk to your girlfriend.
Speaker 4: I think they already did the buttering of each other
Speaker 4: when they were doing the girlfriend.
Speaker 2: The first thing you need to tell her is like, hey, honey,
Speaker 2: I just want to start by saying it is so
Speaker 2: good to be with someone who is so secure in
Speaker 2: their relationship. Oh, do you know what I mean, it's
Speaker 2: just so specific. Listen, I think you tell her that
Speaker 2: so that when you give her the other news, she's
Speaker 2: all like high on this, like, yeah, I'm such a
Speaker 2: confident woman, saying that she won't be jealous, or at
Speaker 2: least we'll suppress the jealousy.
Speaker 3: What do you think, Joseph, prop her head up?
Speaker 12: I'm not to do that.
Speaker 8: Yeah, proper, proper, put her head up.
Speaker 12: Make her think she's more special than.
Speaker 3: Holds her head high.
Speaker 2: Confident woman.
Speaker 12: Yeah, okay, you like that?
Speaker 3: What about jose do you have any advice?
Speaker 6: You need to say the situation first? Say hey, look,
Speaker 6: I'm helping an old friend that I've known for years.
Speaker 6: Next week I need to give him a ride to surgery.
Speaker 1: And I just wanted you to know.
Speaker 6: Well, what I'm getting to is she's gonna go, oh,
Speaker 6: thanks for telling me, no problem.
Speaker 1: And then you can say, oh, did I mention it's
Speaker 1: my ex girlfriend? Because she already thinks the situation's fine.
Speaker 2: Mumble that last sentence and maybe she won't.
Speaker 3: Yeah, have a bagel in your mouth.
Speaker 10: I don't know.
Speaker 14: I don't know if it's going to be as fun
Speaker 14: as you gotta think.
Speaker 2: We're here for support so it'll be fun after the
Speaker 2: unfun part.
Speaker 4: We got your bag no matter what. Man, We're gonna
Speaker 4: dial your current girlfriend right now and I'll let you
Speaker 4: make your awkward Tuesday phone.
Speaker 3: Are you ready?
Speaker 7: Hi?
Speaker 12: Let's get it all right?
Speaker 3: We got you here we go.
Speaker 12: Hello, Hey, hey babe, Hey, how you doing. You have
Speaker 12: a good day so far?
Speaker 7: Yeah?
Speaker 2: What's up?
Speaker 5: The like?
Speaker 8: Why are you calling me on this number?
Speaker 12: I don't know why. I don't know why it ended
Speaker 12: up like this. I was just thinking.
Speaker 11: About you and just how lucky I am to be
Speaker 11: with you and you know everything.
Speaker 15: Oh thanks, babe, I appreciate you saying that.
Speaker 12: Did you just call it?
Speaker 5: Tell me that?
Speaker 3: Uh?
Speaker 14: Well I called to tell you that, of course, but
Speaker 14: also called to.
Speaker 12: Tell I ask you something else also.
Speaker 10: Okay, Well, what is it?
Speaker 12: So Aba reached out to me the other day?
Speaker 8: Oh my god?
Speaker 7: Why?
Speaker 11: Well, she's kind of in a rough spot right now
Speaker 11: and she needed a favor.
Speaker 15: What like, did she get her hair extensions? Got in
Speaker 15: the room van again?
Speaker 12: Oh?
Speaker 14: Come on?
Speaker 12: When she got her hair cut in the sand, she
Speaker 12: could have died. That was really scary for her.
Speaker 15: She did that twice and you had to go help her.
Speaker 8: I'm just saying, listen.
Speaker 11: She's actually having a major surgery and she doesn't have anyone.
Speaker 12: To take her home from the hospital.
Speaker 8: Oh oh god, is she okay?
Speaker 14: Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, don't worry, she's okay.
Speaker 12: But she asked if I be able to drive her
Speaker 12: home afterwards.
Speaker 15: She doesn't have anyone else to take her.
Speaker 12: No, it's a real private thing. She doesn't want anybody knowing.
Speaker 12: And I know her really well and she trusts.
Speaker 14: Me, so it's supposed to be kind of you know,
Speaker 14: like on a download.
Speaker 15: On the download. What the are you joking right now?
Speaker 14: It's not a big deal.
Speaker 12: It's only a couple hours, Honestly, I looked at it,
Speaker 12: and it's the hours.
Speaker 14: When you're working, So like when you're working, I.
Speaker 11: Could drop her off from the hospital and then it's
Speaker 11: right around time you get off, so maybe we could go,
Speaker 11: like go have dinner or something after that.
Speaker 15: No, No, this is a right, like what I'm supposed
Speaker 15: to be working and you're gonna just go hang out
Speaker 15: with your ex girlfriend.
Speaker 14: I'm not hanging out with her, Like, I just feel.
Speaker 12: Bad for her.
Speaker 11: She's in a bad situation and she needs a good friend.
Speaker 12: I really need to be.
Speaker 15: There for No. No, you're being so dumb right now.
Speaker 15: This is obviously a trap. She's trying to trick you.
Speaker 12: And get you back.
Speaker 11: Listen, there's no chance of her getting me back. I
Speaker 11: love you, I'm happy with you. I'm only doing this
Speaker 11: because she doesn't have any family years and I don't.
Speaker 10: Think she's.
Speaker 15: It doesn't sound like it's an emergency.
Speaker 12: Well, it is a serious thing. It's like a like
Speaker 12: like a chest surgery.
Speaker 15: She's getting open heart surgery.
Speaker 12: Oh no, not not exactly open heart. It's more like
Speaker 12: size adjusting type things.
Speaker 15: You know, My god, tell me she's not getting a
Speaker 15: goose jobs.
Speaker 12: Okay, well I won't tell you that, but she she
Speaker 12: might be.
Speaker 1: Oh god, why, oh my god?
Speaker 5: Why?
Speaker 12: Who is here?
Speaker 4: So you're on the radio right now with a show
Speaker 4: called Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 3: That's us.
Speaker 15: What is going on right now? Why am I on
Speaker 15: the radio?
Speaker 12: Uh? I'm scared to kind of talk to you about this.
Speaker 2: Yeah, now we understand why she should be cool with it.
Speaker 2: You're just helping out someone who used to be important.
Speaker 1: It's still a surgery. She has a.
Speaker 3: Yeah, they put you on forget your memory.
Speaker 1: You don't know what they're gonna give her.
Speaker 2: But of course she's calling her ex to pick her
Speaker 2: up to see her new boobs.
Speaker 12: I'm not going to I'm not going to see her
Speaker 12: new boob that we all wrapped up exactly.
Speaker 2: But it's like she chose to get the weekend her
Speaker 2: roommates out of town anyone else.
Speaker 4: Now, this became a whole lot more clear why you
Speaker 4: wanted our health.
Speaker 12: Joseph, my friend, I have.
Speaker 2: To it's not your friend, she's your ex Celeste.
Speaker 3: How do you feel about this?
Speaker 15: This is this is so annoying.
Speaker 2: Or the surgery. I can't tell Celeste the whole.
Speaker 15: Thing is annoying.
Speaker 14: I'm just trying to be a friend. This give me
Speaker 14: a real emotional time for women. I've read stuff they
Speaker 14: could be going through stuff through the anaesthesia.
Speaker 15: Yeah, I heard of women going through this and on
Speaker 15: the way home they show their new tatas.
Speaker 8: Whoever's driving, did.
Speaker 2: You hear Jeffreys? Oh, he's like, what what surgery outside
Speaker 2: of video?
Speaker 7: Yes?
Speaker 2: Man, I mean the thing is, Celeste is no matter
Speaker 2: what her motive is on this, Your boyfriend, Joseph sound sincere.
Speaker 2: He sounds like he really loves you, Like when he
Speaker 2: talked to us, He's like, I just need to be
Speaker 2: honest with her. Yeah, you know he's doing it from
Speaker 2: a good place either way.
Speaker 8: I just sound feel comfortable with this.
Speaker 2: Oh what did you go along for the ride and
Speaker 2: there we go?
Speaker 8: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Boy, can you get a couple of hours off word?
Speaker 4: You can be the person that helped chaperone his ex
Speaker 4: girlfriend back home after her enhancement.
Speaker 15: But I cannot want this happening. But if that's like
Speaker 15: the only way that we have to do this, I
Speaker 15: guess I will have to come along and tag along
Speaker 15: for it.
Speaker 1: I love that.
Speaker 14: Maybe if you drive and like I sit in the
Speaker 14: back to kind of soothe her from you know her.
Speaker 2: Oh, do you need me to rub right there for circulations?
Speaker 14: I'll do that.
Speaker 12: Right the last.
Speaker 11: Wouldn't it be weird if I was driving and you
Speaker 11: were sitting in the back with her?
Speaker 15: Okay, No, this is gonna be not awkward by you
Speaker 15: just sitting up in front with me.
Speaker 13: Okay maybe, oh wow, Okay, Well, we're just gonna let
Speaker 13: you two work this out.
Speaker 4: But it sounds like you're going to go to the
Speaker 4: hospital together and help them.
Speaker 2: Please do one of those anesthesia videos.
Speaker 3: Please, Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 4: If you go to a real newsroom. A lot of
Speaker 4: them have the monikers if it bleeds, it leads.
Speaker 2: They do not say that in the SA it means
Speaker 2: the worst, craziest, most horrible.
Speaker 4: News stories start off the program, because those are the
Speaker 4: ones that capture people's attention and get all the high rating.
Speaker 2: Journalists like are actually looking out for the community, Jeffrey,
Speaker 2: you have not said any time in the newsroom obviously, Okay, continue.
Speaker 3: It works for them, so maybe we should do the same.
Speaker 4: What do you think, Broke? Coming up, we covered the
Speaker 4: most horrifying.
Speaker 3: The main stories that happened in.
Speaker 4: The world this week, most of them involving sad, defenseless animals.
Speaker 2: Oh yes, yeah, I'm living up to you, Broke.
Speaker 4: We could do that, or we could just do our
Speaker 4: usual run of the mill care I don't care store.
Speaker 2: Yes, Carot don't care, all right, I actually cared.
Speaker 3: The almighty Brook has spoken.
Speaker 4: Let the ratings tank for a brand new Carrot don't care.
Speaker 7: Coming up, Brooking, Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 4: Let's all set a personal goal to be the reason
Speaker 4: somebody smiles today.
Speaker 2: Yes, yes, jeff that's why we come into work every
Speaker 2: day day.
Speaker 4: Or the reason somebody drinks which ever won we want
Speaker 4: to be responsible.
Speaker 2: Hey, hey, I already got you on that one, because
Speaker 2: I can guarantee my husband is going to do that tonight.
Speaker 4: Hopefully we're accomplishing both during a brand new care I
Speaker 4: don't care, So crack open that first can of blissful
Speaker 4: relief as we get into your first headline. Sorry, Times Square,
Speaker 4: New York. There's a new number one tourist attraction in
Speaker 4: a mayor. It's in South Carolina.
Speaker 3: Caro, don't care, all right, I care.
Speaker 4: All over the country you'll find different specialized tours based
Speaker 4: on the local culture there. You know, like you've heard
Speaker 4: of wine tours in Napa Valley, cheese tours in Wisconsin.
Speaker 4: Kentucky has their bourbon trail yep, because that's what they're
Speaker 4: famous for.
Speaker 2: Very crooked.
Speaker 3: I bet.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Now there's a new one going viral because South Carolina
Speaker 4: officially has a mayonnaise trail. If you're a mayonnaise fanatic,
Speaker 4: you probably know about Dukes the mayo brand. Yes, especially
Speaker 4: if you're in the South.
Speaker 3: It's huge.
Speaker 2: Well in every salad comes with mayonnaise, you know, it makes.
Speaker 3: It really delicious.
Speaker 4: But the brand was created by Eugenia Duke in Greenville,
Speaker 4: South Carolina more than one hundred years ago, and it's
Speaker 4: got a big, big loyal following.
Speaker 3: Now they do it like a college.
Speaker 4: Bowl game every year where the winning coach, instead of
Speaker 4: getting a gatorade, gets a Mayo.
Speaker 7: Sh shut up.
Speaker 3: Have you seen It's so funny.
Speaker 2: I bet that man's hair looks so good for the
Speaker 2: rest of the week. It is such a good treatment. Yes,
Speaker 2: it's like a total old school Yeah.
Speaker 4: Well, now Greenville has an unofficial Mayo Tour, which includes
Speaker 4: twenty different stops showcasing Duke's Mayonnaise in different ways.
Speaker 2: I would hate on it, but I love mayonnaise, you guys.
Speaker 2: I used to hate French fries until I was fourteen
Speaker 2: years old, and then my Mom's like, here, try it
Speaker 2: dipped in mayonnaise, and I was like, oh my life.
Speaker 3: Guys.
Speaker 1: Like, if it's star sauce, I love it.
Speaker 3: But if it's just mayonnaise, I'm like no.
Speaker 4: But there's twenty different stops, six snack spots, and fourteen
Speaker 4: meal must haves.
Speaker 2: That's a lot of Mayo, along.
Speaker 4: With four historical stops for the Duke's Mayo Company, like
Speaker 4: the original Mayo Bottling Plant.
Speaker 3: I'm the old Mayo jacuzzi. You can go.
Speaker 4: See the trails a self guided tours.
Speaker 3: You can go hit up.
Speaker 4: The featured play is whenever you're like, you don't have
Speaker 4: to do it all in one.
Speaker 2: Do you think even the place is on the stop?
Speaker 2: Judge the people that are on this tour, do you
Speaker 2: know what I mean?
Speaker 7: Like?
Speaker 2: How many mannaise stops have you made today?
Speaker 6: Guy brought his own devil day.
Speaker 4: I would judge the people on the Napa Valley Wine
Speaker 4: tour who are like wasted by stop number twelve.
Speaker 1: It's the same thing.
Speaker 4: But if you're a real jamp, you can power through
Speaker 4: all twenty mayonnaise dishes in one day.
Speaker 2: Man, it's a lot of mac salad and potato salad.
Speaker 3: A lot of yum. Let's go to your next headline.
Speaker 4: We've got a late entry for Dumbest Criminal of the
Speaker 4: Year Final.
Speaker 3: Way don't care?
Speaker 2: Get in there, Yeah care.
Speaker 4: The story's out of Miami, where there's a forty four
Speaker 4: year old woman named Susan Stafford who drives for Lyft
Speaker 4: and she drives around in her Toyota Corolla. But the
Speaker 4: other day she picked up a nineteen year old passenger
Speaker 4: who got in and almost immediately started punching her from
Speaker 4: the back seat.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, nuts, that's why?
Speaker 2: Why?
Speaker 4: Just randomly, no reason for it. Eventually who got out
Speaker 4: of the car. At that point, the passenger climbed into
Speaker 4: the driver's seat and took off.
Speaker 3: With her bride.
Speaker 2: So he's trying to steal her car.
Speaker 4: His name is Jeremiah Charles, and we know that because
Speaker 4: he ordered the lift under his actual name. So let's
Speaker 4: rewind real quick. He books a ride through the app
Speaker 4: with his own account using his real name, assaults her,
Speaker 4: and then steals her car. So Susan who ends up
Speaker 4: being okay by the way, she just gave the cops
Speaker 4: his information. They drove straight to his house, found the
Speaker 4: car parked outside, and arrested him.
Speaker 1: But was his reaction, WHOA how'd you guys find him?
Speaker 3: Detectives are crazy, The officer said.
Speaker 4: The only way it could have been easier is if
Speaker 4: he had stopped on the way home at the police
Speaker 4: station and.
Speaker 3: Left his information at their front desk.
Speaker 4: So Jeremiah is now facing charges for robbery and carjackap.
Speaker 2: You should get an extra fine for just being an idiot. Yeah,
Speaker 2: an idiot.
Speaker 4: He's up there, could be your criminal, dumbest criminal of
Speaker 4: the year.
Speaker 3: Let's see if you guys care about this one.
Speaker 4: Our show is taking one hundred percent credit for starting
Speaker 4: this holiday tradition.
Speaker 3: I don't care what you say.
Speaker 2: I love taking credit for things I care.
Speaker 4: One of the nation's premiere holiday decorating experts is interior
Speaker 4: designer Jen Darry and she agrees, this ain't your sweet old.
Speaker 3: Grandma's Christmas anymore.
Speaker 4: As each festive season comes and goes, we're seeing more
Speaker 4: and more people going above and beyond with their home decor.
Speaker 2: Now you remember that season where we had the Christmas
Speaker 2: trees upside down in people's living rooms that people are
Speaker 2: going nuts.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's true.
Speaker 4: Well, now we're seeing most families putting up multiple trees
Speaker 4: in various rooms around their home so they can feel
Speaker 4: the Christmas spirit bursting throughout the entire house.
Speaker 2: This was just like the update Update. We did this
Speaker 2: second date exactly. Yes, remember, and she had one in
Speaker 2: the bathroom.
Speaker 8: Even.
Speaker 4: That's why I said we started this tree because a
Speaker 4: year ago we had that woman on a second day.
Speaker 3: Who decorated with eight different trees.
Speaker 2: I like, how we don't let her be the one
Speaker 2: that starts to trend. We still take the credit.
Speaker 4: It only became popular because we broadcast her on.
Speaker 2: Our show spot You're welcome.
Speaker 4: So now everybody wants to have a lot of trees
Speaker 4: in their house, and each one usually has its own
Speaker 4: theme like Super Mario Minecraft theme. That's so expensive, favorite
Speaker 4: reindeer for each one of the kiddos.
Speaker 1: I should do it a little one in my stream
Speaker 1: room vide.
Speaker 2: Do we mention the lady was on our show. She
Speaker 2: wasn't getting a call back because of this.
Speaker 4: Then Jem says, that is the Christmas trend. Now more trees.
Speaker 6: Wait, so now it's gonna be like, oh, you only
Speaker 6: have one tree in your living room?
Speaker 3: Do you even like Christmas?
Speaker 5: Came Grinch?
Speaker 2: Just so much work?
Speaker 6: It is, right though I love Euros too lazy to
Speaker 6: take down one.
Speaker 4: And if you really love the Holidays, you will DeForest
Speaker 4: the entire planet anyway.
Speaker 3: Okay, finally, Jeff's joke of the day.
Speaker 4: Cary don't care, Jeff, what kind of shoes do kidnappers wear?
Speaker 4: White Vansed Brooks pro kidnapping?
Speaker 7: Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 4: On the phone, We've got Jose the sprinkler tech just
Speaker 4: purchased a new home. That's awesome and also purchased a
Speaker 4: new kid due in December.
Speaker 3: I've always wanted to be.
Speaker 4: Job coming this Christmas. It's a sprinkle of love, Hoose.
Speaker 2: That's so cute, Jose.
Speaker 4: This would make a lot more sense if you're a
Speaker 4: single dad moving out to a Christmas tree farm in
Speaker 4: the country.
Speaker 3: Is that true?
Speaker 8: Well, Christmas trees are kind of in season right now.
Speaker 12: You know, guys, I'm gonna be making a.
Speaker 2: Oh is this your first kiddo, Jose.
Speaker 8: No, it's actually my second kid. But my other kid
Speaker 8: is only a year and six months, so this other
Speaker 8: kid came.
Speaker 2: Let me tell you, going from one to two is
Speaker 2: more like going from one to five, So buck up.
Speaker 8: That's what I keep hearing from everybody.
Speaker 2: But it's so fun. I mean, once you get through
Speaker 2: the first like four years, much easier.
Speaker 7: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Yeah, how many kids are you aiming for?
Speaker 8: Well, I'm not aiming, she said. This is her plan
Speaker 8: that we're aiming for five kids.
Speaker 4: Who so, Jose desperately needs to win this money just
Speaker 4: to be able to feed his growing.
Speaker 2: No, it too, he's got he's financially stable. It's when
Speaker 2: he gets to five that he desperately needs anything.
Speaker 3: He's gonna start saving now.
Speaker 4: Brooke is leaving the studio now, Jose, so while she
Speaker 4: heads out, let's go over the rules. He got thirty
Speaker 4: seconds to answer as many questions as possible. If you
Speaker 4: don't know when, you could say past. But you have
Speaker 4: to beat Brooke outright to win. Are you ready?
Speaker 12: I am ready?
Speaker 4: All right, here we go. Your time starts now. Singer
Speaker 4: Lord celebrates a birthday today. Is she older or younger
Speaker 4: than twenty five?
Speaker 8: A younger?
Speaker 4: The mythical creature known as a minotaur is a combination
Speaker 4: of a human and what animal.
Speaker 3: A bull? Which place in America is known as Music
Speaker 3: City Seattle.
Speaker 4: There's two months named after real historical male figures. July
Speaker 4: for Julius Caesar and what other month.
Speaker 8: October?
Speaker 4: What car manufacturer makes the accent and the Santa Cruz
Speaker 4: passing on the last one.
Speaker 3: Alright, good work, Hose.
Speaker 4: Brooke is gonna come back into the studio And do
Speaker 4: you have any plans for Thanksgiving?
Speaker 11: Uh?
Speaker 8: Yeah, I'm gonna have my first Thanksgiving with my family
Speaker 8: and my new home.
Speaker 4: Oh I thought you just said my first Thanksgiving with
Speaker 4: my family.
Speaker 2: Is it just gonna be you three? Or are you
Speaker 2: gonna bring some extended family in.
Speaker 8: It's just gonna be us three for the meantime.
Speaker 2: I had one Thanksgiving with just the four of us.
Speaker 2: You was so wonderful. Oh god, man, I tried to
Speaker 2: talk my husband and do it again this year, and
Speaker 2: we're going to the inlaws.
Speaker 4: Good luck, bro, Your time starts now. Singer Lord celebrates
Speaker 4: a birthday today. Is she older or younger than twenty
Speaker 4: five older? The mythical creature known as a minotaur is
Speaker 4: a combination of a human and what animal goat. Which
Speaker 4: place in America is known as Music City Nashville. There
Speaker 4: are two months named after real historical male figures. July
Speaker 4: for Julius Caesar and what other months August? What car
Speaker 4: manufacturer makes the accent and the Santa Cruz Ford Cruz.
Speaker 3: Second.
Speaker 4: Guessing yourself over there, I hear. Let's go over to
Speaker 4: the school board and see how you boll did with Jose.
Speaker 8: Look at me.
Speaker 1: I'm a big fat slot Hey Hoose, I really am
Speaker 1: a big fat slag. Jose, you got one correct, all right?
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's gonna be quiet on the line there.
Speaker 6: Twins and bron you got the dog three corrects.
Speaker 2: I needed it, though, Man, I lost yesterday. It's been
Speaker 2: a losing year for me in twenty twenty three. So
Speaker 2: I don't need you to double down. I just said it.
Speaker 3: We just can move on just supporting you, feeding your family.
Speaker 4: Jose Sawry Brooks wouldn't let you win, but let's go
Speaker 4: over the answers.
Speaker 5: No thanksgiving anymore.
Speaker 4: Singer Lord Culibrit's a birthday. She is older than twenty five.
Speaker 4: She turns twenty seven this year. The mythical creature known
Speaker 4: as a minotaur is a combo of a human and
Speaker 4: a bowl. The place in America known as Music City
Speaker 4: is Nashville, Tennessee. The two months named after real historical
Speaker 4: male figures are July for Julius Caesar and August for
Speaker 4: Augustus Caesar.
Speaker 2: I mean what a family.
Speaker 7: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Car manufacturer that makes the accent and the Santa Cruz
Speaker 4: is HYUNDAIOA wow, Yeah, I would have never got that, yeah, Jose. Unfortunately,
Speaker 4: we can't give you any money here, but just for playing,
Speaker 4: you do win two tickets to Harry Potter Magic at
Speaker 4: Play celebrate Harry's journey in discovering the wizarding World like
Speaker 4: never before with games, explorations, sensory activations, activations.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, like it activates things that move and stuff
Speaker 2: is I guess.
Speaker 3: It makes sense. Opening this Friday at the shops at
Speaker 3: the Braver And in Bellevue.
Speaker 8: Yeah baby, Hey, thank you so much.
Speaker 7: Guys.
Speaker 2: I can't wait to hear if you still want those
Speaker 2: five after you have two. Yeah.
Speaker 8: Well yeah, it's not really up to me.
Speaker 3: You're just a factory. Thanks for playing, Jose.
Speaker 4: We'll be back to the Windbrooks back same time tomorrow,
Speaker 4: Rookie Jeffrey in the morning.