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Speaker 2: God is in the blessing business. I'm in the receiving line.
Speaker 4: Man.
Speaker 9: That's a good feeling. I thank God for waking me
Speaker 9: up in the mornings, I really really do. I thank
Speaker 9: God for the spirit that he wakes me up with
Speaker 9: because I finally, but I finally figured it out. Such
Speaker 9: a blessing that shouldn't be taken for granted. The fact
Speaker 9: that you are up today, the fact that you just
Speaker 9: got off working, you driving home, the fact that you
Speaker 9: got a job to come home from, the fact that
Speaker 9: you got a job to wake up too.
Speaker 2: Whatever it is, the fact that you can see.
Speaker 9: Think, here, smell, walk, talk, rhyme, reason, whatever it is,
Speaker 9: it's a blessing Man. I was talking to a partner
Speaker 9: mine last night and an analogy came to me last
Speaker 9: night of what my life has been like just going
Speaker 9: over my story with a friend of mine of all
Speaker 9: some of the things I had gone through, and he
Speaker 9: never knew it because he said, man, you never told
Speaker 9: me that we were just talking. One of the things
Speaker 9: I remember, and it's kind of equated to my life,
Speaker 9: was when I was a little boy, as she go
Speaker 9: to the store with my mom and she would let
Speaker 9: me buy a jigsaw puzzle. Now, for those of you,
Speaker 9: a jigsaw puzzle comes in a box. There are no instructions.
Speaker 9: It just comes in a box and it's simple. You're
Speaker 9: gonna dump the pieces out in a pile and you're
Speaker 9: gonna try to put the pieces together until it looks
Speaker 9: like the picture that's on the cover of the box.
Speaker 2: That's as simple as it is. Here is the deal.
Speaker 9: I would select a jigsaw puzzle based on the picture
Speaker 9: that I liked and if I thought I could do it. Now,
Speaker 9: if the picture looked too crazy, if it looked too intricate,
Speaker 9: I didn't want that puzzle, you know. And the thing was,
Speaker 9: back in the day, you got a jigsaw puzzle. You
Speaker 9: had one hundred piece puzzles, four hundred piece puzzles, man,
Speaker 9: then they say a thousand piece puzzle.
Speaker 1: You go ooo.
Speaker 9: So those were a little difficult for me when I
Speaker 9: was a little boy, so I didn't want that. As
Speaker 9: I got a little bit older, I had more challenging puzzles,
Speaker 9: you know, four fifty five hundred piece puzzles. But I
Speaker 9: always picked a picture of something I liked. So it's
Speaker 9: very simple. You get the jigsaw puzzle, you get it home,
Speaker 9: you open it up, you dump it out on the table.
Speaker 9: You flip all the pieces over so you can see them,
Speaker 9: and then I would try to sort them based on
Speaker 9: the colors on the box. If it was like a
Speaker 9: black section, I'd take all the black pieces and slide
Speaker 9: them over there. If it was some flowers, I'd try
Speaker 9: to find all the pictures with little jigsaw pieces with
Speaker 9: the little floor, and I separate them and then I
Speaker 9: start putting it together. And the way I started was
Speaker 9: i'd try to build a border first, because I knew
Speaker 9: all the straight edges had to be side by side
Speaker 9: at one point.
Speaker 2: And it was funny, man, because it's related to my life.
Speaker 9: I would start putting the pieces together of the picture
Speaker 9: I saw that I liked, and that would be my picture.
Speaker 2: A lot of people didn't like jigsaw puzzles.
Speaker 9: As a matter of fact, none of the boys on
Speaker 9: the street liked jigsaw puzzles but me, because they just
Speaker 9: didn't want to go through the intricate details of figuring
Speaker 9: that out to go outside and run or something like that.
Speaker 9: And so what happened was, as I got older, I
Speaker 9: wanted more difficult in challenging puzzles, but I wouldn't go
Speaker 9: too far.
Speaker 2: I wanted some nice stuff to happen.
Speaker 9: I had a picture of what I wanted for my life,
Speaker 9: but I didn't want to go too far because it
Speaker 9: was so challenging and difficult. I couldn't see myself with
Speaker 9: all of that, and I didn't have the time, the knowledge,
Speaker 9: the expertise to figuring all the intricate details. And I
Speaker 9: discovered something when I was talking last night. That's what
Speaker 9: happens in life to a lot of people. You get
Speaker 9: bogged down with the details of coming up and trying
Speaker 9: to create the picture that you want for yourself. You
Speaker 9: put it to the side, You say, ah, that puzzles
Speaker 9: are crazy. Next thing you know, you crumb it up
Speaker 9: and put it back in the box. So you go
Speaker 9: halfway and you get stuck, and you get to the
Speaker 9: part where it ain't a lot of different colors. It's
Speaker 9: all the same, and that's a little bit more challenging.
Speaker 2: So that may stop you.
Speaker 9: But it's somewhere in the jigsaw puzzle that it gets
Speaker 9: very difficult and challenging. The bigger the picture you want,
Speaker 9: but then what all happened in your life, It's just
Speaker 9: like what happened in the jigsaw. Once you get comfortable
Speaker 9: and you don't mind the challenge, you could get a
Speaker 9: bigger picture. But here's the key to it, though, if
Speaker 9: you put God in your mix. See, the picture that
Speaker 9: I saw for myself as a boy is not the
Speaker 9: picture that has happened to me as a man. Because
Speaker 9: along the way from boyhood to manhood, from the time
Speaker 9: I was telling you understand what happened along the ride
Speaker 9: in there was I started putting God in the mix.
Speaker 9: And so now the picture that I have now is
Speaker 9: not the picture I saw. It's the picture that God saw.
Speaker 9: So what I'm saying this analogy is the picture you
Speaker 9: have may be difficult to complete, but if you were
Speaker 9: to include God in your life. Put God in your
Speaker 9: jigsaw puzzle. God will not only help you complete the puzzle,
Speaker 9: and he gonna add some pieces, he gonna do some favors,
Speaker 9: he gonna show some mercy, and you gonna look up
Speaker 9: and the picture that you're able to end up with
Speaker 9: will be totally different and much more complete, much more beautiful,
Speaker 9: a bigger picture than the one you had, because there's
Speaker 9: no way that I could have saught a life that
Speaker 9: I have today back when I was a boy. And
Speaker 9: it amazes me when I hear people say I always
Speaker 9: saw this for myself. Ah, I didn't do that. I
Speaker 9: didn't quite see this for myself. I don't know how
Speaker 9: you can have the ability to see what God really
Speaker 9: has for you. But man, he's a master for jigsaw. Man,
Speaker 9: he's an incredible puzzle completed. So if you got a
Speaker 9: puzzle that's challenging to you, maybe you need to see
Speaker 9: what's the picture that God has for your life. If
Speaker 9: God were in your life, if you complete it to puzzle,
Speaker 9: what would it look like. It'll be a far more
Speaker 9: extensive puzzle, and it would be a far more beautiful
Speaker 9: piece of scenery than you could have ever imagined. Tears
Speaker 9: come in my eyes because I can't believe God bought
Speaker 9: me this far. I can't believe that when I opened
Speaker 9: up and accepted him and started talking to him, that
Speaker 9: he would add all these pieceles to my jigsaw puzzle,
Speaker 9: and my jigsaw puzzle would look like this. And I
Speaker 9: can tell you I ain't got a whole lot to
Speaker 9: do with with with what out and turned into. It's
Speaker 9: mostly favor and blessings and grace and mercy of God.
Speaker 9: And I looked up and I just got a much
Speaker 9: bigger jigsaw puzzle completed. And guess what, He ain't through
Speaker 9: with me yet. That's what's amazing and exciting about a
Speaker 9: relationship with God. God could take your jigsaw puzzle and
Speaker 9: fix it.
Speaker 2: Ladies and gentlemen, we are here another day, another blessing,
Speaker 2: another opportunity. It's all good in the neighborhood.
Speaker 6: Man.
Speaker 2: God is so good.
Speaker 10: Man.
Speaker 2: I got so much to be grateful for.
Speaker 9: But if you could just get to the basics about
Speaker 9: this breathing you doing, if you could just if you
Speaker 9: could just.
Speaker 2: Just check the next time you breathing that you keep
Speaker 2: taking it for granted. Do you know that there are
Speaker 2: people who are struggling just with that basic element to breathe.
Speaker 2: That's people that need assistance to breathe.
Speaker 9: And yet you wake up breathing and you got to
Speaker 9: take one of them breaths to say thank you. That's
Speaker 9: all I'm saying, man, That's all I'm saying. I ain't
Speaker 9: saying you got to be perfect, gotta be righteous. You
Speaker 9: ain't got to go to this church and that church.
Speaker 9: But let's start with some gratitude. Man, thank you God
Speaker 9: for everything. Even when it's going wrong, I thank you
Speaker 9: because I know this too shall pass and minute it's
Speaker 9: gonna be going right, don't it always? Ain't nobody just
Speaker 9: living in a constant state of just misery unless you
Speaker 9: just want to lay there. That's you though, that's you.
Speaker 9: Stop being that way. Welcome to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
Speaker 9: Shelon Strawberry Collins Reil, Mississippi, Monica Junior Government named kill Space.
Speaker 2: We're trying to.
Speaker 9: Get him to change it to kill the one, kill
Speaker 9: what he saying, or water to say it all together
Speaker 9: like killer wan, like you know, kill him one and
Speaker 9: the legend that is nephew Tommy Jr.
Speaker 2: Or what is it today? What's going on with you?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 11: Unc you know, man, I just was informed that this
Speaker 11: Thanksgiving that I would be visiting a lot of houses
Speaker 11: this Thanksgiving.
Speaker 7: I just was told this.
Speaker 11: I don't want to say who told me, But don't
Speaker 11: make no plans. Well yeah, well, don't make no plan.
Speaker 11: And I'm just saying, you know, I don't know these people.
Speaker 11: I'm not gonna be eating over there because I just
Speaker 11: need to know some signs, Like it's some that you
Speaker 11: know of. Un when you know you ain't gonna eat
Speaker 11: somebody house. What's some signs you know when you know
Speaker 11: you ain't gonna eat them.
Speaker 2: Like if I walk in and your house stink, ye,
Speaker 2: I'm probably not going over here. Yeah.
Speaker 9: You know how you walk in some people house and
Speaker 9: they have that their own home older, don't yeah, house
Speaker 9: like that?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Can I throw one in? Yeah? Talking.
Speaker 12: If I see you scratching your head while you're cooking
Speaker 12: them green, I'm out.
Speaker 2: If you in your bandroom, oh yeah, I'm out.
Speaker 1: Okay.
Speaker 2: If there are visible roaches in the day, I can't
Speaker 2: do this. I'm stand when they show up at night.
Speaker 2: I got you every day, lost all fear, and they
Speaker 2: are in day ten.
Speaker 9: That's attitude I'm not really I'm not comfortable with them
Speaker 9: what they want.
Speaker 2: They add that attitude. Yeah I'm out, yeah, yeah about yeah,
Speaker 2: get to get to swat and I'm over here by
Speaker 2: the edge. I'm a ducky and quick. I got it.
Speaker 2: I appreciate another one.
Speaker 13: I just know.
Speaker 2: I went over my Pardner's house. He had so many roaches.
Speaker 2: When we came in late at night and cut the
Speaker 2: lights on. They ain't even run.
Speaker 7: Yead.
Speaker 2: I never heard that, that went old Hill.
Speaker 10: All right, all right, guys, coming up at thirty two
Speaker 10: minutes after the hour, we will hear from the nephew
Speaker 10: yet again as he runs that prank back right after this.
Speaker 1: You're listening morning show.
Speaker 10: It is time now to run that prank back with
Speaker 10: the nephew. What you got for us, nef, give me
Speaker 10: my arm back, give me my arm a r m
Speaker 10: arm is I sure, army arm.
Speaker 2: But it's not like I said.
Speaker 1: Sounds like you said, give.
Speaker 2: Me my arm back.
Speaker 1: Yes, to wrap my head around.
Speaker 2: Arm arm give me my arm back.
Speaker 14: Hello.
Speaker 8: Hello, I'm trying to reach Philip.
Speaker 15: Yeah, this this is Philip. Hey, how you doing?
Speaker 4: What is this?
Speaker 8: Are you a Philip?
Speaker 4: Uh?
Speaker 8: Is that who you are?
Speaker 13: Yes?
Speaker 4: This is Philip?
Speaker 8: Okay, there is there is there is your son?
Speaker 4: Do you know what there is?
Speaker 15: Okay?
Speaker 8: Calm down, Yes, okay.
Speaker 15: Is my son?
Speaker 8: Calm down?
Speaker 15: First of all, is your son?
Speaker 8: There is he there at the house right now? Okay?
Speaker 15: That okay, that's not the issue.
Speaker 4: What the issue is?
Speaker 8: What what do you what do you need?
Speaker 4: Sir?
Speaker 8: My name is Burns, okay, and I live two streets
Speaker 8: over from y'all. Do your son play with a boy
Speaker 8: named t I'm a penman.
Speaker 15: Yes, they grew up together. They play ball together. That
Speaker 15: that's where they are now. They playing ball right now?
Speaker 8: What they playing BALI right now?
Speaker 15: Since then down there at the park to play ball.
Speaker 15: And they always at the park.
Speaker 8: That's what I need to know. I need to know
Speaker 8: where they at. Let me tell you something.
Speaker 15: Hold all, say hold on, say what you need to know?
Speaker 8: Where they at for? And what you're finna do? What
Speaker 8: is the problem that boy there is? And Tim come?
Speaker 8: They say they was walking up my street today and
Speaker 8: came over here. I have a prosthetic arm. My right
Speaker 8: arm is prosthetic, and they know what.
Speaker 15: Hold hold on say, Oh you say you got a
Speaker 15: prosthetic arm.
Speaker 4: Yes, I do.
Speaker 8: My right arm is a prosthetic r And them boys
Speaker 8: came over what they got to do with my son.
Speaker 8: Your boy and that boy Tim came over here and
Speaker 8: pulled my arm off of me and ran down the
Speaker 8: street with it.
Speaker 15: Hold all saying, hold on saying it, hold on saying,
Speaker 15: you try to tell me that that that you lost
Speaker 15: your arm to my son and his friend and they
Speaker 15: ran off with your arms. They lived around and play basketball.
Speaker 15: Is that what you're telling me?
Speaker 8: I'm telling you that I don't know what. I didn't
Speaker 8: know nothing about no basketball. They didn't came into my
Speaker 8: prosthetic arm off of me.
Speaker 15: I'm not saying, hold on saying, let me tell you
Speaker 15: something that doesn't sound like what something my song will do. Okay,
Speaker 15: So I know exactly what they do and where they're
Speaker 15: going at all times, and that's not something that they
Speaker 15: will do.
Speaker 8: I'm players talking about what their kids will do and
Speaker 8: won't do. You don't know what they do when they
Speaker 8: ain't with y'all. I'm glad you told me that, say
Speaker 8: at the park, because I'm gonna go right over here
Speaker 8: to this park now, and from when I find them,
Speaker 8: I'm gonna work and get my all back.
Speaker 15: Okay, hold hold on, hold on, say hold on this
Speaker 15: whole everything Okay, hold on staking now, because you done
Speaker 15: said that you're gonna go do something that I know
Speaker 15: you don't really mean. All right, might say you what.
Speaker 8: I mean exact know what I'm saying.
Speaker 4: They got my all.
Speaker 8: How you think you feel that somebody's trying.
Speaker 15: To take your arm, sir? Okay, look, let's try to
Speaker 15: keep disrespectful, all right. All right, you say they got
Speaker 15: your arm? Right, how about this than going to my boys? Okay,
Speaker 15: First of all, I will meet you at the park.
Speaker 15: All right, I will meet you at the park, and
Speaker 15: we're gonna talk to talk about this situation like like gentlemen, okay,
Speaker 15: ain't ain't no need for me to go down there
Speaker 15: and start messing with youngsters. Okay, all right, that's what
Speaker 15: we're gonna.
Speaker 8: Do, y'all.
Speaker 15: Still, they got my am sir, with all due respect, Okay,
Speaker 15: you're talking about my son, and I know what he
Speaker 15: is capable of doing and what he's not gonna do,
Speaker 15: and he don't disrespect the older people like that, especially
Speaker 15: with somebody with with a empairment or disablement or whatever
Speaker 15: you got. Sorry about your arm.
Speaker 8: I'm trying to help. I'm trying. I ask you, what
Speaker 8: do you not think taking somebody all is disrespectful. That's
Speaker 8: disrespectful to take.
Speaker 15: Old man and run down the street where sir, disrespectful?
Speaker 15: But what what is not? What is not disrespectful?
Speaker 9: Also?
Speaker 15: Is you telling me you're gonna go up there and
Speaker 15: with my son and that's not gonna happen. Okay, that's
Speaker 15: what I'm gonna do.
Speaker 8: I'm as I get over.
Speaker 15: Okay, all on second, son, you're gonna do what to
Speaker 15: my son?
Speaker 8: I'm a son up as soon as I get to
Speaker 8: this park and Saint Pittman, that's with it, because they
Speaker 8: tell my arm and they know they did it.
Speaker 15: I'm gonna okay, let me tell you something.
Speaker 8: You call me up, disrespecting me and threatening my son.
Speaker 8: Do you know what you're talking to I'll tell you
Speaker 8: what you do? Say what you could wait to that park.
Speaker 15: And just breathe on my son?
Speaker 6: Wrong?
Speaker 15: Okay, say his name wrong? Okay, say it, and then
Speaker 15: I'll tell you what I'm gonna do. I'm gonna take
Speaker 15: your other arm and I'm gonna beat to me.
Speaker 8: Hey, you know he's gonna call you something. Let me
Speaker 8: call you something. I don't think, don't think. Okay, whoop
Speaker 8: with this one on? Because I'm there. I whooped you
Speaker 8: in your son. This going on, I'll punish you with that.
Speaker 15: Okay, Come on, maam, he ain't gonna know what to
Speaker 15: do with your life because you can't find your arm.
Speaker 15: You ain't got no sense, and you over here with
Speaker 15: the wrong people's family, all right?
Speaker 8: You know, no, you don't know what happened to my
Speaker 8: You don't know how I lost my You know what happens?
Speaker 8: You crying? You know you know I know where happened
Speaker 8: to my arm? Why are you crying?
Speaker 15: We asked you something, mister Sisidon, What what the problem?
Speaker 4: You don't know what.
Speaker 8: You don't know how I lost the arm. You don't
Speaker 8: know how I lost this. I don't know how you
Speaker 8: lost your arm. I really I don't give my arm.
Speaker 8: Just I don't know who got your arm?
Speaker 15: My son and got your arm?
Speaker 8: Know your son? You know he don't he don't have
Speaker 8: my arm. Tell me tell me got my arm? Who
Speaker 8: got your arm? Tell me got it? Tommy? Tell me
Speaker 8: got it? Tell me the one got the arm?
Speaker 4: Yo? Who tell me?
Speaker 14: Man Tommy man nephew Tommy from the Steve Harby Morning
Speaker 14: Show Man. Your son Darius fifteen year old got me
Speaker 14: the Frank phone call you.
Speaker 15: Oh yo, man, yo yo. He called you and told
Speaker 15: you that we don't punishment. I knew he wasn't gonna do.
Speaker 15: You'll punishment double time. Now, Oh man, you are y'all
Speaker 15: something else?
Speaker 8: Oh man, hey man, I gotta ask you, man, what's
Speaker 8: the what's the baddest that, I mean, the baddest radio
Speaker 8: show in the.
Speaker 15: Lanes, the Steve Harvey Morning Show. You already know, baby, I'm.
Speaker 2: Here all day, folks, sir, all right?
Speaker 10: Coming up next, it is asked the c l O.
Speaker 10: You're listening Harvey Morning Show coming up at the top
Speaker 10: of the hour and entertainment news. Odell Beckham Junior celebrated
Speaker 10: his thirty first birthday and Kim Kardashian was his special guest.
Speaker 1: Serena Williams his name the fashion icon of the year.
Speaker 10: Congratulations to her, and will tell you which black actress
Speaker 10: is still a virgin at the age of thirty nine.
Speaker 10: That's all at the top of the hour. And guess
Speaker 10: what we all know her we met her. That's all
Speaker 10: at the top of the hour. But right now it
Speaker 10: is time to ask the CLO Chief Love Officer, Steve Harvey.
Speaker 10: This is from Jayleen in Austin. Jayleen writes, my husband
Speaker 10: hasn't talked to me in a few days because I
Speaker 10: went out with my girls and stayed out till one
Speaker 10: a m. Although he was mad, he still wanted to
Speaker 10: have sex. He still wanted me to have sex with him.
Speaker 10: We've been married a year. Is it normal to have
Speaker 10: sex without communicating?
Speaker 2: Yeah? For him it is.
Speaker 9: This pretty much normal for a man and under any circumstances,
Speaker 9: because it's such a healed in fact that we mad.
Speaker 2: Let's do it. I got the flu, let's do it. COVID.
Speaker 9: Yeah, but he ain't talked to you in two days though,
Speaker 9: But you know, let's have sex. Was a test though,
Speaker 9: because if you didn't want to, then where you've been
Speaker 9: that's all?
Speaker 4: That was.
Speaker 2: All right? But he mad. I ain't never not talked
Speaker 2: to my wife for two days. I've never done that.
Speaker 1: I bet she's not talked to you for two days.
Speaker 1: We can do silent you know that.
Speaker 9: Well, she's going to half a day. That's the silent treatment.
Speaker 9: Trusting to me a day. It is a really good
Speaker 9: I'm throwing.
Speaker 1: Up and everything, throwing up, throwing up.
Speaker 2: That's silent treatment.
Speaker 1: That makes me sunk though it's terrible. Yeah, all right.
Speaker 1: Moving on to teres In Saint Joseph.
Speaker 10: Teresays I got fired because in a nasty teres Oh
Speaker 10: like Teresa, this is Teresa, not Tyresee.
Speaker 2: Joseph.
Speaker 10: Teresa. Saint Joseph said, I got fired because I sent
Speaker 10: a nasty text to my boss by mistake, and I
Speaker 10: talked about her really bad. After I got fired, she
Speaker 10: called me and threatened to beat my tail whenever she
Speaker 10: sees me. Is it cool to lay this older woman
Speaker 10: out if she hits me first.
Speaker 2: Drop her like a three foot putt. Yes, she run
Speaker 2: her old ass up on you. Let her have it.
Speaker 2: I have pressed that wrong, but I tell you can.
Speaker 2: Emails first came out.
Speaker 9: Oh, I wrote a real nasty email about the people
Speaker 9: we were negotiating this contract with my managers, siting Tim
Speaker 9: at the time, and I wrote a real nasty email
Speaker 9: and called him some names. And I didn't know how
Speaker 9: email I was working. When I got through, the button
Speaker 9: said reply all, which I thought meant do I want
Speaker 9: all of my reply to go back out?
Speaker 2: Everything? Yes? Everything I wrote? Why would you? I don't
Speaker 2: need you taking no lines out? And I pressed reply all.
Speaker 11: H huh.
Speaker 1: So everybody thought.
Speaker 9: This guy called me up and he said, Steve, this
Speaker 9: white guy. He said, I know you made a mistake.
Speaker 9: You didn't mean to do it, he said, but just
Speaker 9: letting you know. I got the message. And if I
Speaker 9: got it, that means that the two other people above
Speaker 9: me have it. Well, there's going to be a ripple
Speaker 9: effect behind this, and I just wanted to call you
Speaker 9: and give your heads up. I didn't know what you're
Speaker 9: talking about. All of a sudden, my manager called me with, hey, man,
Speaker 9: did you just do it?
Speaker 2: I think you did, he said, when you text this
Speaker 2: back to me that you press reply all, I said,
Speaker 2: your damn shoulds right.
Speaker 9: I wanted you to it so I know where you're at.
Speaker 9: You're gonna lose your job. Yeah, you're gonna lose your job,
Speaker 9: and I would have lost my job. It's just I'm
Speaker 9: the only one can do it. And that's the only
Speaker 9: thing saved me. I am the only do it.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 9: So yeah, when she run up on you, you can
Speaker 9: go and let her have it, yeah, because she's I
Speaker 9: know why you're doing it, so you can be emotional.
Speaker 1: All right.
Speaker 10: Moving on to Calvin and Durham. Calvin says, on my
Speaker 10: way home, I saw a young lady fall off her bike,
Speaker 10: and I pulled over and waited with her until her
Speaker 10: boyfriend came. Because it was getting dark. I told my
Speaker 10: wife about it, and she questioned me all night. Why
Speaker 10: do I have to explain a good deed?
Speaker 2: Why did you tell? See?
Speaker 9: Bruh, this is where when you're young and you're married,
Speaker 9: you don't know. There's some stuff you do not have
Speaker 9: to tell. Why did you tell her?
Speaker 2: Can I wait?
Speaker 1: What if his wife called and wanted to know where
Speaker 1: he was?
Speaker 2: Just lie, I'm I'm not answering the phone.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, don't answer the phone. Oh don't answer the phone?
Speaker 12: What what what?
Speaker 2: He can't run the risk of it. She she's standing there, going,
Speaker 2: I just can't believe you staying thank you so much. Yeah,
Speaker 2: we we we're not We're not doing that because we
Speaker 2: know nothing. She say, gonna make sense? And what did
Speaker 2: you say your name was?
Speaker 1: She's talking like that.
Speaker 2: For me to forget you pick me up? You were
Speaker 2: so strong and nothing she can say.
Speaker 1: You're so strong you picked me up.
Speaker 2: I feel my god, thank you so much.
Speaker 4: Here.
Speaker 1: That's how then pick her up? He just waited until
Speaker 1: her boyfriend came. That's all it says.
Speaker 7: Not a wife.
Speaker 1: Every five minutes, there go captain saber God.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, somebody.
Speaker 7: So what I got to do to get your attention?
Speaker 7: I got to fall off the bike in the girl.
Speaker 2: I got to get this.
Speaker 1: Uh it's over.
Speaker 2: She went to Okay.
Speaker 10: So so he's trying to say he did a good deed,
Speaker 10: but his wife is not buying it. So you're saying,
Speaker 10: why did he even tell his wife in the first place.
Speaker 9: Just learn to quit talking so much. Just learned just
Speaker 9: because you can't tell everything. Man, it ain't safe. It
Speaker 9: ain't safe.
Speaker 2: She your wife? Slash, investigator slash why all that?
Speaker 15: Dog?
Speaker 2: Don't believe me? Don't introduce no new information, man, don't
Speaker 2: do that.
Speaker 1: Go ahead, s all right, Calvin, I hope you got
Speaker 1: that all right?
Speaker 10: Last one, Steve, Last one dese and Tampa says, I'm
Speaker 10: dating a man that is so much fun when he's sober,
Speaker 10: But the minute he starts drinking, he's insecure and gets
Speaker 10: mad over the smallest stuff. He can't see that it's
Speaker 10: a problem. So how do I get him to see that?
Speaker 10: He's got two different personalities.
Speaker 2: When he drank, go home, So start drinking. The date
Speaker 2: is over, Tell me fun.
Speaker 1: When he's sober, she said.
Speaker 9: But see, yeah, he fund. The problem is not that
Speaker 9: he changes. The problem is that he drinks, because the
Speaker 9: drinking causes to change. Now, if he's not gonna stop drinking,
Speaker 9: then we have a problem.
Speaker 1: How much? All right?
Speaker 10: Thank you, Clo. Coming up next, we have some entertainment
Speaker 10: news for a year. Right after this, you're listening.
Speaker 1: Morning show. The rumor mill, the rumor mill.
Speaker 10: Is buzzing again over the possibility of Kim Kardashian and
Speaker 10: Odell Beckham Junior dating.
Speaker 1: Now.
Speaker 10: Over the weekend, Kim was in New York for the
Speaker 10: CFDA Awards. That's the Council of Fashion Designers of America Awards. Okay,
Speaker 10: so she was in New York for that. She went
Speaker 10: to Odell Beckham Junior's birthday party. The dress code for
Speaker 10: the party as for leather and fur. Oh I like
Speaker 10: that leather and fur, and Kim Kay of course did
Speaker 10: not disappoint. She had a super tight leather lace up
Speaker 10: black dress. Odell wore leather pants and the leather vest
Speaker 10: open of course, I mean showed off his assary one.
Speaker 6: Yeah he's only thirty one, Yeah, thirty we could do. Boy,
Speaker 6: We beat him to shut that whole damn party down now, dog,
Speaker 6: we can walk in there with a leather pans, with
Speaker 6: a vests home with our shirt. We're gonna be on
Speaker 6: shade room though. Yeah, I I need I need a
Speaker 6: turtle Nick vs.
Speaker 16: I'm not.
Speaker 2: I'm not taking no change you need? What the Turtlenick
Speaker 2: visc at the first comment, look at his old fat ass?
Speaker 2: I got mine?
Speaker 1: Yeah to the party? Yeah, I want to see all right?
Speaker 10: So his thirty first birthday party was start studyed Steve
Speaker 10: LORI was there with her Jade Damson.
Speaker 2: Huh who's thirty first birthday party?
Speaker 1: Odell Beckham Junior? Are paying attention?
Speaker 4: What was this?
Speaker 2: That's what we've been talking about.
Speaker 1: Boy? What Saturday in New York?
Speaker 4: Dude?
Speaker 2: What guests? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Did you hear anything I said about Kim Kardashian. The
Speaker 1: theme was leather.
Speaker 2: Ohe was finished?
Speaker 10: Say little baby was there, Winnie Harlow, Sweetie, James Harden,
Speaker 10: Tianna Taylor, others.
Speaker 1: So here's a question.
Speaker 10: So what if Odell Beckham Junior and Kim Kardashian are
Speaker 10: really dating?
Speaker 1: Do you think they make a good couple? That's the question.
Speaker 11: You can catch yeah in the in the beginning, Now
Speaker 11: asked that question six months down road.
Speaker 2: Let's see what we're at the end. What have I
Speaker 2: told you? Should everybody go in that house come out crazy?
Speaker 1: I tell you I'm not.
Speaker 2: I ignored that went in it and came perfect, no problem.
Speaker 10: They had to be a little crazy going in then
Speaker 10: if that's the case. Uh yeah, I mean, you know, everybody,
Speaker 10: I don't really, you know, I don't.
Speaker 2: I don't. I don't care. Yeah, why I care?
Speaker 4: Though?
Speaker 1: The better question for you? And you already said that
Speaker 1: you will go with a vest with your abs out?
Speaker 2: No, no, right there with a vest. Anybody said nothing
Speaker 2: about no ads out. A crowd is out is out?
Speaker 2: See I have asks, surely I do have. Yes, they're
Speaker 2: not they're not available right now. They're just I mean
Speaker 2: they're like they on vacation. Vacation. No, they're they're they're
Speaker 2: very strong. I could, but you got to dig for
Speaker 2: them though. I can't. It ain't no, you know, it
Speaker 2: ain't no like oh your shirt and dad ain't go oh.
Speaker 8: Damn, none of that.
Speaker 9: My abs have a comforter on it. They get their
Speaker 9: warm enough colder. Yeah, so they need a for comfort.
Speaker 9: So I have a comforter on top of my hands.
Speaker 1: So speaking of the CFDA.
Speaker 10: Awards Top Top Names in Fashion and Entertainment gathered Monday
Speaker 10: night in New York as the American Music at the
Speaker 10: American h Museum of Natural History for the sixty first
Speaker 10: Annual Council of Fashion Designers of America Awards or the
Speaker 10: c FDA, and Serena Williams was awarded this year's highest award,
Speaker 10: the Fashion Icon Award.
Speaker 1: She was she she got this award for all her innovations.
Speaker 10: She I mean, look how she reimagined traditional tennis outfits.
Speaker 10: She wore denim tennis skirt, she wore purple tu twos
Speaker 10: and body suits on the court. Serena was also noted
Speaker 10: as a trendsetter for wearing her hair braided with beads
Speaker 10: while coning in tennis matches. So we have to say
Speaker 10: congratulations to Serena Williams. What an icon and how deserving
Speaker 10: And she looked beautiful by the way. You love her dress, Yeah,
Speaker 10: she really did.
Speaker 1: Yep, yep. And check this out, guys.
Speaker 10: A clip from Chelsea Handler's podcast Dear Chelsea has resurfaced
Speaker 10: and is making its rounds on the internet because in
Speaker 10: the clip, actress Yvonne Orgy. Now we met her when
Speaker 10: we were in Dubai a couple of years ago. Yvonne
Speaker 10: Orgie said that she's a thirty nine year old virgin.
Speaker 10: Orgi is best known for her role, of Course, in
Speaker 10: the hit TV series Insecure, which is the opposite of
Speaker 10: being being a virgin.
Speaker 1: That role she played.
Speaker 10: Yvonne stated that she's saving herself from marriage still. She
Speaker 10: said that she gets lots of messages from people wanting
Speaker 10: to pray for her, but instead she advises them to
Speaker 10: pray for her future husband because once the flood gave.
Speaker 1: It's open, it's on. Okay, just know that, she said,
Speaker 1: it's on.
Speaker 14: That.
Speaker 1: But but I mean, what do you guys think about that?
Speaker 10: Isn't it refreshing that in today's world, a successful black woman,
Speaker 10: a black actress, is still.
Speaker 1: A virgin at thirty nine? I love it, she say
Speaker 1: to herself. For marriage. Yeah, yeah, there's something you don't
Speaker 1: hear about very often. She was fun.
Speaker 3: We had fun with her in Dubai. She was partying
Speaker 3: for her friend. But your character, Molly is.
Speaker 2: Not a version is good. Her comedy special was good too.
Speaker 1: With Tom Brady right to them. Yeah, I love that commercial.
Speaker 2: I need.
Speaker 10: Yeah, all right, coming up at twenty minutes after the hour,
Speaker 10: we're going to talk about yesterday's big elections.
Speaker 1: Right after this why he oh here like this woman,
Speaker 1: But you're listening Morning Show.
Speaker 10: We're going to let the dust settle a little bit
Speaker 10: on the election results and we'll and we'll have a
Speaker 10: full update tomorrow.
Speaker 1: But let's talk about what was at stake in each election.
Speaker 10: In Ohio, voters decided on the right to abortion, and
Speaker 10: they voted to legalize marijuana. In the Kentucky governor's race,
Speaker 10: the Democrat incumbent Andy Basher faced a Republican opponent, Daniel Cameron.
Speaker 1: Remember Daniel Cameron, the brother who was.
Speaker 10: Who was in office, you know when attorney Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 10: remember Breanna Taylor. And in Mississippi, yeah yeah, he was
Speaker 10: Mitch McConnell's boy.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 1: And in Mississippi it was one of the most important
Speaker 1: elections in years.
Speaker 10: Democrats in Mississippi hope to unset and Republican Governor Tate
Speaker 10: Reeves and replace him with Democrat Brandon Presley. Tate Reeves
Speaker 10: has been in the center of controversy for years of
Speaker 10: corrupt business, record numbers of voters at the polls, and
Speaker 10: that is why the campaigned tirelessly on this show to
Speaker 10: get everyone out to vote, because there's some cases going on.
Speaker 3: People got out and vote. You made a difference. You
Speaker 3: should be proud. I voted yesterday. And if you didn't,
Speaker 3: don't say nothing. Don't say nothing about the results.
Speaker 4: Nothing.
Speaker 3: If you did not get out and vote, you can't.
Speaker 3: You can't set any election out, not one local in Ohio.
Speaker 2: So in marijuana lemonade, I vote on everything, everything coming.
Speaker 2: What did you say they said about abortion.
Speaker 1: Voters decided on the right to abortion. They're voting on that.
Speaker 1: They're voting on that.
Speaker 10: They voted to legalize marijuana. That's what they're voting on
Speaker 10: in Ohio. And in Kentucky it was the governor's race.
Speaker 10: So there's some important elections across the state, across the country,
Speaker 10: very important.
Speaker 2: What you got clarity, big though, you understand how we don't?
Speaker 1: Yeah, Well, when the results come out, you'll know.
Speaker 2: Okay, Yeah, the voting, Okay.
Speaker 1: Yeah, this is what they're voting on.
Speaker 2: Now, I got it, I got it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, But they Ohio legalize that marijuana.
Speaker 9: No, we're they're gonna say, Ohio is such a red
Speaker 9: state though it is, so man, we can't do nothing
Speaker 9: because I'm telling you them lower states. See, when you
Speaker 9: come up to Cleveland and Toledo, we're gonna do what
Speaker 9: like we want to do. Once you get on there.
Speaker 9: In Hamilton and Zanesville, it's just a bunch.
Speaker 1: Mm hmmm.
Speaker 9: They still got Trump signs up down. There's something wrong
Speaker 9: with him. You come up Cleveland, though, you better get
Speaker 9: your colors right.
Speaker 2: Yeah, all right?
Speaker 10: Coming up next, who would be on your mount Rushmore
Speaker 10: of R and B artists?
Speaker 1: We'll tell you who Usher picked right after this. You're
Speaker 1: listening hard morning show.
Speaker 10: Usher has weighed in on the mount Rushmore of R
Speaker 10: and B trend and listed as top artists of all time.
Speaker 10: This was all during an E News interview. Usher put
Speaker 10: himself first on the list. I'm not mad at him
Speaker 10: for that at all.
Speaker 1: I'm not mad.
Speaker 4: He said.
Speaker 10: Yeah, he said, quote, I get to put myself up there.
Speaker 10: He said, Marvin Gay is going up there, Michael Jackson
Speaker 10: is going up there, Prince is going up there, and
Speaker 10: I put a few incredible female vocalists like Whitney Houston
Speaker 10: up there. It doesn't necessarily have to just be men.
Speaker 2: Excuse me, Usher, I don't argue with your list because
Speaker 2: you are legendary. It's for me not to see Luther.
Speaker 2: You say R and B.
Speaker 9: That's an oversight to me. I just think he couldn't.
Speaker 9: I just thought he just missed it because Unsha got sense.
Speaker 1: Calm down, though, sir, No, I'm not fitting to calm down.
Speaker 1: Rushmore R and B.
Speaker 2: How you ain't got Luther? You said R and B.
Speaker 9: Whol nobody ain't nobody in front of Luther?
Speaker 2: Know that now?
Speaker 9: Marvin Gay is on now you got all right you're
Speaker 9: talking about now, But what I'm just talking R and B,
Speaker 9: not pop.
Speaker 4: R and B.
Speaker 2: We got R and B vocalist, vocal rhythm and blues.
Speaker 1: We know what R and B stands for a couple
Speaker 1: of months black, How did you get break it down?
Speaker 15: Rhythm?
Speaker 9: Because there's so many ties, man, it's so many ties.
Speaker 9: Because Teddy Pendergrass, you're talking about R and B.
Speaker 1: Turn off the light.
Speaker 9: Yeah, you gotta feel stuff like that, turn them off?
Speaker 9: You know, go from that today? You know that's anytime
Speaker 9: you can go for that to that in the same
Speaker 9: damn song. But you're following the directions as he toad
Speaker 9: turn off the line and you ease on over there
Speaker 9: and turn them off. Now if you don't get your
Speaker 9: ass over there.
Speaker 2: In turn you get a command. Yeah it we ain't
Speaker 2: asking no more. You see me naked over here?
Speaker 1: Who else?
Speaker 2: It's so hard now because I want to say bury White,
Speaker 2: but I want to say am.
Speaker 9: Because when you're talking about on be you talking about
Speaker 9: and catch that make your heart bleed when they say yes, sir,
Speaker 9: yeah you talking pop overall?
Speaker 2: Nobody top Michael.
Speaker 1: Jackson, Yeah yeah.
Speaker 2: But when you're just talking about are and.
Speaker 1: B rhythm and blues as you explained, I'm talking about whatever?
Speaker 2: Could it be? James Brown? James Brown? Not on?
Speaker 1: Okay, come on, come on, come on, come on.
Speaker 2: Up there in that mountain perim and all.
Speaker 1: Are you still finished? Are you finished?
Speaker 3: See?
Speaker 1: Because you got to.
Speaker 2: Add for right now? Because I'm so damn mad. Why
Speaker 2: are you at Luther? Who kind of list you got?
Speaker 2: Damn she can be wrong. I think just Usher got
Speaker 2: good now and I love question. That's my dude, and
Speaker 2: he is.
Speaker 1: Legendary, Yes, killing it in Vegas.
Speaker 5: We need to add.
Speaker 1: Come on, Stevee, that's on my list.
Speaker 2: Stevie wondering my list? Be got to skeletons in your clothing?
Speaker 9: I mean he just got he got stuff that don't
Speaker 9: make no damn man, baby your baby.
Speaker 2: It's some of the plane keeping me say it again.
Speaker 2: The girl thinks that she's so fun.
Speaker 1: Luther Teddy, you got a lot, brother, HOI wrong.
Speaker 6: Group?
Speaker 9: That's a group you by his damn he Ryan eyes
Speaker 9: you know who he would that would wrong.
Speaker 1: The nephew of the prank phone called Nephew had James
Speaker 1: Brown up in there.
Speaker 5: Jill.
Speaker 1: Right after this.
Speaker 10: You're listening hard Morning show coming up at about four
Speaker 10: minutes after the hour. It is my strawberry letter for
Speaker 10: today and the subject is she brings nothing to the table.
Speaker 1: We'll get into that find.
Speaker 10: Out what that's all about in just a few because
Speaker 10: right now it is time for the nephew and today's
Speaker 10: prank phone call.
Speaker 5: What you got for his neph This is God is
Speaker 5: not through with you, but we all. God is not
Speaker 5: through with you, but we are.
Speaker 2: That's it?
Speaker 5: Wow with it?
Speaker 2: Which cat dog?
Speaker 4: If you would Hello, Hello, I'm trying to reach sister Takara.
Speaker 4: This is brother Brinkley from the church. How you doing?
Speaker 13: Oh hey, how is it's I'm at work? Can I
Speaker 13: call you back?
Speaker 3: Uh?
Speaker 4: Well, this is this is kind of urgent. I call
Speaker 4: your your house phone and I didn't get an answer,
Speaker 4: and I had this other number on file, so I
Speaker 4: wanted to reach out to you. But what I won't
Speaker 4: take long. But it really is a hurt, all right,
Speaker 4: that urgent matter. If you don't mind, all right, hold.
Speaker 13: On, hold on, let me let me step away from
Speaker 13: my tuber.
Speaker 4: Hello.
Speaker 13: Hello, yeah, okay, so what's uh the brink?
Speaker 4: Okay, we have a bit of a problem here and
Speaker 4: we're gonna try to We're trying to clean up a
Speaker 4: lot of things here at the church. You know, I
Speaker 4: hate to be the one to bring you some bad news.
Speaker 4: Let me just start by by saying this. God might
Speaker 4: not be through with you, but we are here at
Speaker 4: the church. It has been brought to eye attention, sister
Speaker 4: car that you guys are halfway coming to church and
Speaker 4: you you you might come once once out of a month.
Speaker 4: You're not tithing as we expected. You know, the church
Speaker 4: can't really depend on you. It's you you got you know,
Speaker 4: you bring your kids. I think your brother comes to
Speaker 4: the church, but everybody is coming every now and we
Speaker 4: need we cannot depend on you all to be the
Speaker 4: members and have the expectation of what we're trying to do.
Speaker 13: What you say, you say your name is.
Speaker 4: Yes and you work, you work under the dation.
Speaker 8: I'm sorry, I've never heard of you before.
Speaker 4: I have been officiated by the pastor. As I'm over
Speaker 4: actually over the finance and we're going through all of
Speaker 4: the books and looking at all of the numbers of
Speaker 4: the of the members of the church, the directory, and
Speaker 4: we're noticing what people are paying tied, what people are
Speaker 4: pan tied, who's coming to church, who's participating in different
Speaker 4: and different uh uh ministries and whatnot. And Sister Takar,
Speaker 4: I got I have to be honest with you. You
Speaker 4: you you hell, maybe once every one of someone we
Speaker 4: might see you might not see you, you know, and
Speaker 4: like I say, God may not be through with you,
Speaker 4: but we all.
Speaker 13: Well, okay, you can't say Thatsten. Why I don't understand, like,
Speaker 13: are y'all monitoring my my my church going? Like I can't.
Speaker 13: I can't have to go every single week? I mean
Speaker 13: when I can.
Speaker 4: Why are you absent so much at the church? Explain that?
Speaker 13: I mean, I have three kids, you know, I mean
Speaker 13: I have two jobs. Sometimes I don't, I mean, I
Speaker 13: still pray. I don't understand how a church can area you.
Speaker 4: Got two jobs. But we're not getting tied. Like you
Speaker 4: got two jobs. You're not tied, and.
Speaker 8: Like you got two jobs because I can't afford.
Speaker 4: You just said I got two jobs, that's what you
Speaker 4: just said, and that those two jobs.
Speaker 15: Are in support my kids.
Speaker 13: I mean, I can't support the church and my kids.
Speaker 13: Is the same term I can't vote. I mean I
Speaker 13: get when I can.
Speaker 4: Let me ask you something. What are you making on
Speaker 4: that other job?
Speaker 8: Are you serious?
Speaker 13: Are you really?
Speaker 15: Really?
Speaker 4: You? Really?
Speaker 8: I didn't know the church? God?
Speaker 4: Is this deep?
Speaker 13: What you're really asking me? How much I make? And
Speaker 13: my second job did I take to support my kids?
Speaker 8: Come on?
Speaker 1: Now?
Speaker 13: Did this gotta be something?
Speaker 4: I'm gonna say this to you again. God may not
Speaker 4: be through with you, but we are. If you are
Speaker 4: gonna pay your tides, If you're not gonna come to
Speaker 4: work on a consistent basis, then what what do you benefit?
Speaker 9: The church?
Speaker 4: Is that?
Speaker 13: What the church is about?
Speaker 4: This? I'm gonna say this. I'm gonna say this to you.
Speaker 4: You let me tell you what the church is all.
Speaker 8: About the church is and you say we done with
Speaker 8: you again?
Speaker 13: One more time?
Speaker 15: I'm serious.
Speaker 4: No, I'm gonna tell you this. You're talking about is
Speaker 4: that what the church is about. Let me tell you
Speaker 4: what the church is. The church is a hospital for
Speaker 4: crippled souls. You understand it, That's what That's what the
Speaker 4: church is. But when when we have the souls that
Speaker 4: are coming in to be saved, we are doing our job.
Speaker 4: And guess what those people that are coming in, you
Speaker 4: know what they're doing. They're tithing. That's what they're doing.
Speaker 4: They're tithing. You, sister Takara, I'm sure your soul is crippled.
Speaker 4: You're not coming and you're not tithing. You may give
Speaker 4: us a little some something when you show up. If
Speaker 4: you show up. That am I right or wrong?
Speaker 13: M okay? Let me get what is straight. This is
Speaker 13: what you called me for in the middle of my
Speaker 13: work day to tell me that you're kicking me out
Speaker 13: the church because I don't give enough money to the
Speaker 13: church while I'm at my job that I can barely
Speaker 13: afford to pay my bills with that of fact, I.
Speaker 1: Don't even know who you are.
Speaker 5: I've never met you.
Speaker 13: In my life, and I don't even know what this church.
Speaker 1: You know? This church.
Speaker 13: I hate to say it, but if that's what the
Speaker 13: church is about, you had the nerve to call me.
Speaker 4: Okay, no, no, no, Now let me say something. Now
Speaker 4: you're being very Unchristian like, now is the car you're
Speaker 4: gonna watch it? Done in your language?
Speaker 13: Then this is not Christian?
Speaker 4: Like, well, well do you do? You know brother Dwane?
Speaker 4: Isn't that your brother?
Speaker 15: Okay?
Speaker 4: And my brother Dwyane is who told me to call you?
Speaker 11: Really my brother?
Speaker 13: So so what is just about?
Speaker 4: Huh?
Speaker 13: Whatever? I don't know. What is your name?
Speaker 4: My name is nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
Speaker 4: Your brother Dwane got me the prank phone. Call you.
Speaker 5: No more?
Speaker 13: Oh my gosh, yo, she's got to get meet by
Speaker 13: you for this job. I'm makeing lobby screaming my you're
Speaker 13: looking at me.
Speaker 4: Oh mysh, you are right.
Speaker 1: You tell me.
Speaker 4: What's up?
Speaker 8: No, no, no more?
Speaker 13: Oh my god, oh my god, my heart is racing.
Speaker 4: Tell me this the card? What is the baddest and
Speaker 4: I mean the baddest radio show in the land, Steve Harvey?
Speaker 2: And now you have it. That was for the church folk,
Speaker 2: right there, That was for the church folk right does
Speaker 2: not through with you?
Speaker 4: But we are.
Speaker 2: We just sick and had of you. And that's it
Speaker 2: with them. Yes, I watched something online yesterday. This lady
Speaker 2: was reading from the podium in church, uh huh, and
Speaker 2: was reading the twenty third songs. Hum let me tell
Speaker 2: you so. I was screaming, what we doing?
Speaker 9: This woman was in church reading the twenty third songs?
Speaker 9: All to play it on the radio. It's worth it.
Speaker 9: It's just so worth it.
Speaker 2: Pull it up. Let me see if I can find it.
Speaker 12: Pull it up, you find out. I'm gonna do this Syracuse.
Speaker 12: I'm on my way baby this weekend. The Nephew coming
Speaker 12: to town November tenth and eleventh at the Funny Bone,
Speaker 12: all right.
Speaker 2: Got a few tickets left.
Speaker 12: And then what's laying in the cut but junr bitch
Speaker 12: November seventeenth and eighteen.
Speaker 2: I'm proud to see it. All them shows is what
Speaker 2: sold out? They gone?
Speaker 12: Baby, Tommy T's ay I come, December eight nineteen, Oakland, California.
Speaker 12: I a man tell too short to blow the whistle
Speaker 12: because nephew coming to town. That is Tommy T's December eighth, ninth,
Speaker 12: and tenth. And then that place I have never been, Tacoma, Washington,
Speaker 12: December fifteen, sixteen to seventeen. Nate Jackson, Super Funny comedy club, Nate,
Speaker 12: tell them, baby, nephew, coming what you got on?
Speaker 9: Okay, I couldn't find it, but I will, but I
Speaker 9: did send y'all something else though that I found last night.
Speaker 4: A.
Speaker 2: Scream me. I couldn't watching this, I couldn't quit watch.
Speaker 2: I watched it probably thirty times. Oh this must be good. Yeah,
Speaker 2: all right, all right.
Speaker 10: All right, coming up next Strawberry Letter. The subject is
Speaker 10: she brings nothing to the table. We'll get into that
Speaker 10: right after this. You're listening Hard Morning Show. It is
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Speaker 2: Bmuggle up, hold on type we got it before you. Here.
Speaker 2: It is Strawberry Letter.
Speaker 1: Thank you, nephew. Subject she brings nothing to the table.
Speaker 10: Stephen Shirley, I'm sixty eight years old and I'm still
Speaker 10: raising a forty three year old daughter. My wife and
Speaker 10: I let her move in with us when she got
Speaker 10: pregnant six years ago and we won't let her move
Speaker 10: out until she feels like she can handle herself and
Speaker 10: her child by herself. She has always been bad with
Speaker 10: money and she doesn't like to work. She's had at
Speaker 10: least ten jobs in the last ten years, and it
Speaker 10: is never her fault when she's let go.
Speaker 1: It's always someone else's fault.
Speaker 10: She's had a few affairs with her coworkers, and each
Speaker 10: one of them was either married or had a living girlfriend.
Speaker 10: I sat my daughter down years ago before she turned forty,
Speaker 10: and I told her that she was aging out of
Speaker 10: the quote kept woman age range.
Speaker 1: See, she didn't know that. My wife and I knew
Speaker 1: what she had been doing for years.
Speaker 10: She wasn't selling herself, but she was getting money in
Speaker 10: return for being arm candy.
Speaker 1: Or good in bed.
Speaker 10: I hate to say it, but she had a reputation
Speaker 10: when she was younger for only dating men with nice
Speaker 10: cars and lots of cash. I get it because that's
Speaker 10: how I met her mother. My wife didn't bring anything
Speaker 10: to the table, but she was beautiful and she had
Speaker 10: one of the best bodies I had ever seen.
Speaker 1: I almost went broke when I met her. Now that
Speaker 1: my daughter is older, I want.
Speaker 10: Her to realize that it's close to impossible that she
Speaker 10: will find a man her age that will spoil her.
Speaker 10: I might be wrong, but it seems like men nowadays
Speaker 10: want a woman that is bringing something to the table,
Speaker 10: so to speak. My wife and I have been married
Speaker 10: for almost forty five years, so we need some advice
Speaker 10: on how to convince our daughter to stop waiting for
Speaker 10: a rich king to take care of her. Should we
Speaker 10: let her go figure it out on her own? Well,
Speaker 10: you said it in this very last sentence. Let her
Speaker 10: go figure it out on her own. She's old enough
Speaker 10: to be doing just that. You guys got to stop
Speaker 10: enabling her.
Speaker 4: You have to.
Speaker 10: Your daughter has absolutely no incentive, no reason to stop
Speaker 10: doing what she's doing. Why because she knows that mom
Speaker 10: and dad will always come to her rescue and bail
Speaker 10: her out.
Speaker 1: Because that's what you guys have been doing. It's true.
Speaker 1: I mean, you've been proving that her whole life. Your
Speaker 1: forty three year old grown daughter has no idea what it.
Speaker 10: Takes to actually have to work and say, to pay
Speaker 10: for the things she wants, because you guys haven't allowed
Speaker 10: her to do that. I'm glad you set her down
Speaker 10: a few years ago and had a talk with her,
Speaker 10: but she still didn't listen. She's still doing the same things.
Speaker 10: And how crazy is it that you her father can
Speaker 10: say that she got her men and their money because
Speaker 10: she was good in bed. I think that's too much
Speaker 10: information to know.
Speaker 1: About your child.
Speaker 10: Tell her, you know, you'll help her, help her find
Speaker 10: some help with her kid, with your grandchild. But her
Speaker 10: free ride is over, and she's got to get a
Speaker 10: job and keep it so she can take care of
Speaker 10: herself and her daughter.
Speaker 9: Steve, this letter has a lot of statements in it
Speaker 9: that if you type the statements, if you type this
Speaker 9: letter to us or emailed it to us, you know
Speaker 9: you had to have read some of this. The subject
Speaker 9: is she brings nothing to the table. Okay, that right
Speaker 9: there alone. Let's just start with the subject. Okay, and
Speaker 9: now here we go. You're sixty eight years old and
Speaker 9: you're raising a forty three year old daughter.
Speaker 2: Let's pump the brakes right there. You're still raising a
Speaker 2: forty three year old person.
Speaker 9: Boy, girl, anybody you're still raising a forty three year
Speaker 9: old at forty three.
Speaker 2: You should be fully grown at this point.
Speaker 9: Oh, you'll still have a few lessons to learn, but
Speaker 9: with a child, you are fully grown. Once you have
Speaker 9: a child, you got to grow up right quick because
Speaker 9: it's on you period.
Speaker 2: So we just did. We got two statements.
Speaker 9: Then you let her move in with y'all when she
Speaker 9: got pregnant six years ago. And then you say you
Speaker 9: won't let her move out until we feel like she
Speaker 9: can handle herself and her child by herself. Wait a minute,
Speaker 9: she forty three? How she can't handle herself by herself?
Speaker 8: You know?
Speaker 9: Look, and she ain't got to because you all are
Speaker 9: enabling her. But now here's another crazy ass statement. See broh,
Speaker 9: when you type this letter to me, the statements that
Speaker 9: you were making, and they come often and quick. In
Speaker 9: this letter, you said she's always been bad with money.
Speaker 9: I know a lot of people still bad with money
Speaker 9: in they sixties. And she doesn't like to work. Wait, hold, women,
Speaker 9: holtal holdof I got you don't like to work.
Speaker 2: I understand that. I think everybody gets a little tired
Speaker 2: over that sometimes, even us.
Speaker 9: Even if you have a job that you enjoy, you
Speaker 9: still get tired of going to it sometimes, don't you.
Speaker 2: I got that. But the arching statement you're making is
Speaker 2: she don't like to work.
Speaker 9: Well, let me ask you what she do like? Do
Speaker 9: she like groceries? Does she like housing? Do she like transportation?
Speaker 9: Does she like clothing? Do she like restaurants? How about
Speaker 9: McDonald's fish sandwiches. I'm just trying to find something she like,
Speaker 9: because in order to acquire any.
Speaker 2: Of those things you ask us to get a check
Speaker 2: or else you don't get none of these dogs. So bruh,
Speaker 2: I deal with the rest of it when I come back.
Speaker 2: We only at the top of the letter. This is
Speaker 2: a horrible less.
Speaker 1: Yeah, hang on, Steve, hang on.
Speaker 10: Part two of your responses coming up at twenty three
Speaker 10: minutes to have to be our today's strawberry letter. Subject
Speaker 10: she brings nothing to the table. We'll get back into
Speaker 10: it right after this. You're listening hard Morning show. All right,
Speaker 10: come on, Steve, let's recap today's strawberry letter. The subject
Speaker 10: she brings nothing to the table.
Speaker 2: Okay, now quickly, we're gonna get through this because I
Speaker 2: gotta get to the nuts and bolts of this letter.
Speaker 2: This man is writing a letter with nothing but confusing
Speaker 2: statements in it, and statements where he already has the
Speaker 2: answer to h she brings nothing to the table.
Speaker 9: He's referring to his daughter. He's sixty eight years old.
Speaker 9: He's raising a forty three year old daughter. You should
Speaker 9: be done with that by now. My wife and I
Speaker 9: let her moved in when she got pregnant six years ago,
Speaker 9: and we won't let her move out until to we
Speaker 9: feel like she can handle herself and her.
Speaker 2: Child by herself.
Speaker 9: Okay, that's crazy that you can't handle yourself at forty
Speaker 9: three and now you done had this baby and you
Speaker 9: can't handle that either.
Speaker 2: What do she handle? Okay?
Speaker 9: She's always been bad with money and she don't like
Speaker 9: to work. Okay, that's crazy too, because most of the
Speaker 9: stuff that you like requires that you work.
Speaker 2: Groceries, housing, cars.
Speaker 9: Restaurants, chicken, dressing up, shopping, you know this little stuff
Speaker 9: like that. I like chicken, so probably need to have
Speaker 9: a job so I can buy something, you know what
Speaker 9: I'm saying.
Speaker 2: Just stuff like that.
Speaker 9: She's had at least ten jobs in the last ten years,
Speaker 9: and she's never worked out with anybody because all her
Speaker 9: coworkers she blame it on them, and she's either all
Speaker 9: and she's had men in her life, but they've always
Speaker 9: been her coworkers and they was either married or had a.
Speaker 2: Living in girlfriend.
Speaker 9: So this man since his daughter down before she turned
Speaker 9: forty and told her she was aging out of the
Speaker 9: kept woman age range. See, she didn't know that. My
Speaker 9: wife and I knew that she had been doing this
Speaker 9: for years and she wasn't selling herself, but she was
Speaker 9: getting money in return for being arm candy or good
Speaker 9: in bad.
Speaker 15: Sir.
Speaker 9: I know what you try not to say because it's
Speaker 9: your child, so I ain't I got you. But dog,
Speaker 9: we know what's happening now that she was she's been,
Speaker 9: you know, using her goods and wares to get through life.
Speaker 9: You've warned her that she's aging out, and then you
Speaker 9: said you hate to say it, but she had a
Speaker 9: reputation when she was younger.
Speaker 2: Okay, dog, Look man, you're writing a lot of obvious
Speaker 2: stuff in this letter. We don't have to go today.
Speaker 2: You know what the deal is.
Speaker 9: And she was only dating men with nice cars and
Speaker 9: lots of cash. Now here's the kicker for the whole letter.
Speaker 9: I get it because that's how I met her mother.
Speaker 9: This is the whole kicker in this letter. My wife
Speaker 9: didn't bring anything to the table. The title of your
Speaker 9: letter is she brings nothing to the table. You say
Speaker 9: that's how you met her mother because her mama didn't
Speaker 9: bring nothing to the table. But she was beautiful and
Speaker 9: had one of the best bodies I've ever seen, almost
Speaker 9: when broke when I met her. And now that my
Speaker 9: daughter is older, I want her to realize that it's
Speaker 9: close to impossible that she would find a man her
Speaker 9: age that would spoil them. You know what to matter
Speaker 9: in this whole letter right here, what example has her
Speaker 9: mother been? See this is the part you didn't write
Speaker 9: in the letter, sixty eight year old dude, Your daughter
Speaker 9: watched her mama. Your daughter then read between the line.
Speaker 9: Your daughter know that's how you got your wife. She
Speaker 9: know that because your wife didn't bring nothing to the table.
Speaker 9: So I'm assuming your daughter's a lot like your wife.
Speaker 9: I'm assuming she's beautiful and she got a banging body.
Speaker 9: I mean, that's how you get to sleep with people
Speaker 9: whom nice cars and stuff like that. That's all you need.
Speaker 2: And I think she's just duplicated what she's seen her
Speaker 2: mother do for years. Not that your wife is sleeping around.
Speaker 2: That's not what I'm saying, But she did. She's very
Speaker 2: aware kids are not stupid. She probably looking at her mama,
Speaker 2: go my mama, don't do nothing.
Speaker 12: Now.
Speaker 9: She probably looking at that, And I'm just saying, seemed
Speaker 9: to me like, and I think she's just duplicated your
Speaker 9: wife's behavior. So this is really y'all's fault. Y'all raised
Speaker 9: her to be this way. Your mama has probably her wife,
Speaker 9: your wife, her mother has probably encouraged her to use
Speaker 9: her looks and beauty and body to get what she wanted.
Speaker 2: Like, well, okay, Steve Harvey, I think that'sne softy, But.
Speaker 9: It seems nowadays that me and want a woman that
Speaker 9: brings something to the table, so to speak. My wife
Speaker 9: and I have been married for almost forty five years,
Speaker 9: so we need some advice on how to convince our
Speaker 9: daughter to stop waiting for a rich king to come
Speaker 9: take her. Should we let her go figure it out
Speaker 9: on her own? She should have figured it out by now.
Speaker 9: If ain't no rich king came and took you by now,
Speaker 9: what you waiting on? You're not going to be anything
Speaker 9: until you take care of yourself. The best way to
Speaker 9: attract a high value man is to be a high
Speaker 9: value woman.
Speaker 2: That's the best way to get it done. It's the
Speaker 2: only way.
Speaker 9: And see me and are the only ones who would
Speaker 9: take a woman from nothing and give her everything. You
Speaker 9: will never find a rich woman hardly ever. Go get
Speaker 9: a nothing man and try to turn him into something
Speaker 9: that never works. And you can ask any of them
Speaker 9: that's tried. You can date your background dancer if you
Speaker 9: want to. But he was the dancer for the reason
Speaker 9: a background.
Speaker 2: He wouldn't even leader.
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Speaker 10: Right after this you're listening Harvey Morning Show. It is
Speaker 10: time now for Junior and Sports Talk.
Speaker 4: Junior.
Speaker 8: What you got.
Speaker 7: I don't know what they doing. Shirt, I don't know, Uncle,
Speaker 7: I don't know Tommy.
Speaker 11: But this end season tournament that the NBA has makes
Speaker 11: no sense. I don't understand nothing doing. They got an
Speaker 11: end season tournament in the season right now. It's going
Speaker 11: on right in the season. It's a tournament going on
Speaker 11: right now, and they going to December ninth.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, Corlin, I don't want to compete with ice Q.
Speaker 11: I don't know what they're doing, but they trying to
Speaker 11: like they want to say, like NFL college football and
Speaker 11: basketball is going to so We're gonna have a tournament.
Speaker 11: Y'all can watch us now. They got they got all
Speaker 11: thirty teams in it. They got six groups, five teams
Speaker 11: in it. But then they play two games away on
Speaker 11: a different court. Then they got two games at home
Speaker 11: and on the road they get knocked out.
Speaker 7: It's a mess.
Speaker 2: I have no idea.
Speaker 11: But the championship is in Vegas at T Mobile Arena.
Speaker 11: I can't figure none of this out. I've been watching,
Speaker 11: but I do know this. Every every player that win
Speaker 11: the championship, every player gets half a million.
Speaker 7: Now, that's why I need to be on the team.
Speaker 7: That's what I'm called. This is all I'm trying to
Speaker 7: get to. I need to be on lease. I like
Speaker 7: to you know, Golden State Warriors. Still everybody and.
Speaker 2: I don't even know what.
Speaker 9: I've never I've never heard it is. Yeah, I don't
Speaker 9: know what you're talking about.
Speaker 7: It's just a tournament, and nobody understand. Why would y'all
Speaker 7: do that.
Speaker 2: Just play the season a tournament in the middle of
Speaker 2: the season.
Speaker 7: That's what they're doing right now.
Speaker 5: Just play.
Speaker 1: Is it money?
Speaker 2: Trying to money?
Speaker 7: That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 11: To give each player half a million. Whoever wins the tournament.
Speaker 11: But listen, what is half of me you're gonna do?
Speaker 11: If I'm already getting forty?
Speaker 7: So I got forty and half of me and half.
Speaker 1: You know, if I'm a million, half a million, if.
Speaker 7: I'm a rookie, I really can't use that. But that
Speaker 7: rookie old have you seen him from San Antonio?
Speaker 11: Who oh victor oh man seven forward and everything inside
Speaker 11: outside handles?
Speaker 7: He is nice.
Speaker 11: On You're gonna have to see him. I know you
Speaker 11: can't see it right now, but if you catch a
Speaker 11: game seven four, he nice? Yeah, tell him, you got
Speaker 11: to see him.
Speaker 2: He is nice.
Speaker 11: But this tournament don't make no sense. So I'm gonna
Speaker 11: try to see what else I can find out about
Speaker 11: this turn. But it don't make no sense right now.
Speaker 11: But it's end the season right now, it's going on.
Speaker 2: Everybody half of me on the winning team, on the.
Speaker 11: Winning team, and they're gonna play the championship game in Vegas.
Speaker 11: So whatever happens, it happens. So I don't know, but
Speaker 11: I do want to play for Golden State.
Speaker 2: I do want to do that.
Speaker 7: I don't have to your boy, Yeah, just y'all listening
Speaker 7: to Golden State.
Speaker 2: Listen you.
Speaker 11: I ain't got to play. I just want to clap,
Speaker 11: wave my towel, put my threes up. Y'all want to support, That's.
Speaker 2: All I want to do.
Speaker 7: So you huddle up during the time I huddle up,
Speaker 7: you know, you know, pat them on the back, Get
Speaker 7: you some water, and.
Speaker 1: Sit back down. All right, and your thank you warriors
Speaker 1: on three three Warriors.
Speaker 10: Coming up at the top of the hour. A woman
Speaker 10: wants to have a threesome, but her boyfriend does not.
Speaker 10: We'll talk about that right after this.
Speaker 1: You're listening morning show, all right. See this is from
Speaker 1: Plashett and Girl Eager.
Speaker 10: If Plaicette says, a friend of mine likes to watch
Speaker 10: my boyfriend and I have sex. It's like a fetish
Speaker 10: of hers, so we let her do it. If she's
Speaker 10: not at my apartment, we allow her to FaceTime with us.
Speaker 10: I've asked her to join us, but my boyfriend said
Speaker 10: he doesn't want a threesome. My friend said she heard
Speaker 10: that my boyfriend has threesomes before with a girl she knows,
Speaker 10: with some girls she knows. Why would he do a
Speaker 10: threesome with others but not with me?
Speaker 2: It ain't you, babe? Come on this iss your friend
Speaker 2: he ain't friend, that's right, that's all it is. He
Speaker 2: don't like your friend. She messy. He don't like her. Yeah,
Speaker 2: he might have done some threesomes before and all this
Speaker 2: y'all taping and feeling. He don't want her in the feel.
Speaker 2: He don't want no evidence. He was with us. That's
Speaker 2: all this is. I'll tell you that right now.
Speaker 1: But it's okay for her to watch. Just he doesn't
Speaker 1: want to do her.
Speaker 2: Yes, now, there's something she done said why she was
Speaker 2: sitting over here, something she said that turned him off.
Speaker 2: That's all he got. I don't even see what you're
Speaker 2: hollering for right there.
Speaker 9: She just said a couple of things like had to
Speaker 9: hissed him off. Yeah, well, he ain't doing all that
Speaker 9: to me.
Speaker 1: Let me get it all right, let me it's the
Speaker 1: friend more more.
Speaker 2: Damn, come on, bring it.
Speaker 1: What you what you're doing?
Speaker 2: He done heard the little comments she'd have made?
Speaker 1: Uh huh, All right, well, I think we have time
Speaker 1: for one more.
Speaker 10: This one's from Veronica in Southfield, who says, my husband
Speaker 10: used to box and he does it now to stay
Speaker 10: in shape. He has a habit of throwing fake punches
Speaker 10: in the air around me and the other day, one
Speaker 10: of his punch is landed on my cheek. It didn't
Speaker 10: hurt at all, but it looks terrible. My dad thinks
Speaker 10: I'm covering up abuse. So I asked my husband to
Speaker 10: tell my dad it wasn't intentional to calm his nerves.
Speaker 10: My husband says, he doesn't care what my dad thinks
Speaker 10: of him. Is this the wrong attitude to take when
Speaker 10: it comes to my dad.
Speaker 9: Yeah, that's the wrong attitude. He don't care what your
Speaker 9: daddy think. You told him it was an accident. Your
Speaker 9: father ain't believe in that. See, he don't care because
Speaker 9: he old form a box and tell boy, I don't
Speaker 9: give it damn what your daddy think. Well hold up, though, man,
Speaker 9: See you don't know how daddy over there really feels.
Speaker 9: Daddy could be thinking about doing something to you.
Speaker 15: Yep.
Speaker 9: Now he already know you was a fighter and he
Speaker 9: can't whip you. So Daddy gonna come up behind with
Speaker 9: a two by four. He gonna old you know, since
Speaker 9: we bruising up people, he ain't gonna take you bruising
Speaker 9: his baby. I'm just gonna tell you that now. Yeah,
Speaker 9: I'm just gonna tell you that. So if I was
Speaker 9: you mister boxer, I take gas over there and tell
Speaker 9: this old man something, because this old man go for
Speaker 9: disrespecting him in a minute. And then once you mess
Speaker 9: with them, old man man, they they have different measures,
Speaker 9: they different different just telling your damn what your daddy feel.
Speaker 2: Okay, okay, but you don't. But you don't know what
Speaker 2: that old man thinking about his daughter and you over there,
Speaker 2: and he might and then you ain't saying nothing.
Speaker 9: Old man might do something to your dog. I wish
Speaker 9: you would, okay, because I'm gonna do something to you.
Speaker 9: I'm just telling you that you don't come over here
Speaker 9: with an explanation. I'm gonna assume you did what I.
Speaker 2: Told you not to do. Everybody ain't boxing. It's gonna
Speaker 2: go different. Yeah you were doing something else to you,
Speaker 2: yeah you.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you hit your wife. Yeah, but that deserves an explanation.
Speaker 9: And when I come to you, we're not fit to do.
Speaker 9: None of the Canterbury rules is fitting their plate. I'm
Speaker 9: gonna bite you in your damn thoat now, okay, dang no,
Speaker 9: I'm no.
Speaker 2: No we fighting. Once we're fighting, I use everything that's
Speaker 2: available to me, and fighting this ain't finna be fair.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna tell you fit to be fat. I'm gonna
Speaker 2: be in your baby back far asy go.
Speaker 10: Coming up in twenty minutes after the hour, we'll have
Speaker 10: more of the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
Speaker 2: Right after this, I blow the salt and pelp in
Speaker 2: your eyes. That's gonna be your ass.
Speaker 1: You're listening Harvey Morning Show.
Speaker 10: All right, you guys, you know Thanksgiving is almost here
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Speaker 4: Curb side.
Speaker 1: I love love it, love them. See it's your favorite story, JR.
Speaker 2: Bring me a walm up. They can do that.
Speaker 7: Yeah, every devil doordas.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 9: I want to thank God for the Macy's Day parade.
Speaker 9: I can't tell you the joy I used to feel
Speaker 9: on Thanksgiving morning. Thank you Macy's, Thank you.
Speaker 4: Nic.
Speaker 1: It's a huge parade. Those floats unbelievable, that tradition. All right, guys,
Speaker 1: coming up with thirty three minutes after the hour, we'll
Speaker 1: play around it. Would you rather? Right after this?
Speaker 10: You're listening hard morning show and it's time now for
Speaker 10: a round of would you rather? Would you rather see
Speaker 10: a Broadway musical? Or would you rather go to a
Speaker 10: little baby concert?
Speaker 2: A wrap con go to a little baby concert?
Speaker 11: Oh?
Speaker 5: Broad Way?
Speaker 2: I'd rather go to a little baby.
Speaker 1: Okay, a little baby Tommy's going to Broadway? Where you going?
Speaker 4: You know? I'm a.
Speaker 12: Y'all can put some spect on the arts? Man, y'all
Speaker 12: gonna stop that now? What y'all can go to a
Speaker 12: mule y'all can go sit and watching musical.
Speaker 2: No, I can't. I'd have done it. I've gone to
Speaker 2: three of them.
Speaker 9: On the cruise ship. I wanted to kill myself. I
Speaker 9: was sitting across the aisle from this Bigger Time.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 9: He had his shirt unbuttoned down to his stomach, big dude,
Speaker 9: and had these gold nuggets around his neck.
Speaker 2: He was just looking upside my head.
Speaker 9: So I went up and went to the bathroom before
Speaker 9: the break came, and standing outside. He came outside. He said, hey, man,
Speaker 9: what the He came outside and he wo, what the
Speaker 9: hell took you so long? He said, I was sitting there.
Speaker 9: I said, I'm gonna just watch the black guy. There's
Speaker 9: no way he's gonna sit through this. And I'm leaving
Speaker 9: when he leaves. I told my wife. When the black
Speaker 9: guy moves, I'm moving. He was a Brooklyn here, a
Speaker 9: rough dude. I said, yeah, man, I had to get
Speaker 9: up out of it. That was Annie Oakley. I saw
Speaker 9: that on the ship. Then the other one I saw
Speaker 9: was West Side Story. I was so mad at that
Speaker 9: because they was fitting the fight. And then they broke
Speaker 9: out Saints and then I went to see wind.
Speaker 2: Yeah. I was so confused sitting there looking at the music,
Speaker 2: but you saw non musical? Which was which was fences?
Speaker 4: Right?
Speaker 8: Yeah?
Speaker 2: I know it ain't nothing with brow.
Speaker 1: Cold, Okay, it's the musical music, all right?
Speaker 2: All right?
Speaker 10: Would you rather order everything online? Or would you rather
Speaker 10: go to the mall and buy your own things?
Speaker 2: I'm scared to the mall.
Speaker 1: You go to the mall, Steve, you still do that?
Speaker 2: I say, I'd rather go to the mall online. I
Speaker 2: got to see what I'm bout.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 9: The only thing I bound online that you wear like
Speaker 9: fishing clothes. Uh huh, the stuff I wear in my ranch.
Speaker 2: All right?
Speaker 10: Would you rather get your ex a Christmas gift? Or
Speaker 10: would you rather take a two week trip to the moon.
Speaker 7: Floating?
Speaker 2: I don't even like out of space, but I'm going
Speaker 2: up there see what's going on.
Speaker 1: I would rather go off the planet.
Speaker 2: Past eight aliens on the way up there. I'd rather
Speaker 2: get a root canal that I don't need. You take
Speaker 2: a tooth.
Speaker 1: Yeah, today's round of would you rather?
Speaker 10: We'll be back sorry to close out the show in
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Speaker 10: We are our last break of the day on this Wednesday.
Speaker 10: It's been a good day. It's been a good day to.
Speaker 5: Day.
Speaker 3: Let's do it.
Speaker 1: And yeah, and we got to say that.
Speaker 10: Veterans Day is this Saturday, November eleventh, and the Crazy
Speaker 10: Horse three in Las Vegas. Check this out, guys, has
Speaker 10: a special treat for all of those who served in
Speaker 10: the Armed forces. They are offering one complimentary lap dance
Speaker 10: to veterans between noon and six pm this Saturday. All right,
Speaker 10: so if you're a veteran, go get your last dance. Yeah,
Speaker 10: it's at the Crazy Horse three in Vegas. It's been
Speaker 10: named the best bachelor party stop and the best gentleman's
Speaker 10: club in Vegas.
Speaker 13: Uh, let.
Speaker 2: Over the other.
Speaker 1: It's called the Crazy Horse three. It's in Las Vegas.
Speaker 10: And yeah, if you served in the Armed Forces, you
Speaker 10: get a complimentary lap dance this Saturday, Veterans Day, between
Speaker 10: noon and six pm.
Speaker 16: I think I should go down there and support them,
Speaker 16: support the veterans, to support so well, my husband's a veteran,
Speaker 16: he said, My.
Speaker 2: Husband was a veteran. He's not.
Speaker 9: Hey, hey, call me fly out to Vegas. You ain't
Speaker 9: earning at the club. I'm going out there and be
Speaker 9: on it.
Speaker 1: At the Crazy Horse three.
Speaker 2: Uh uh, the commemorative day for veterans. Where is it
Speaker 2: a sitting?
Speaker 4: Where is it?
Speaker 2: It's crazy?
Speaker 9: Excuse me at crazy at the at the Grace Academy.
Speaker 9: That's crazy, it's crazy.
Speaker 2: What did you say that? Crazy? Excuse me?
Speaker 5: Where are we going?
Speaker 2: You just say the Veterans building? No, crazy, crazy, go
Speaker 2: down Craig Crazy something like Craig Building building and pray
Speaker 2: on it. I'm gonna figure out when I get there.
Speaker 2: So what are they commending you off for being veterans here?
Speaker 2: But what do you what are you gonna get? Oh,
Speaker 2: it's just gonna get a commemoration like kind of like
Speaker 2: a plaque.
Speaker 1: Kind of like what all the way in Vegas to
Speaker 1: go get a plant?
Speaker 2: Yes, Like it'd be like a kind of like a
Speaker 2: you know, a little thing you can like, you know,
Speaker 2: something to remember the day by, you know.
Speaker 1: Like a like they can't mail that to you. They
Speaker 1: can't mail that.
Speaker 2: No, she can't up. No, it's in person. The ladies,
Speaker 2: you know, you know it's like the lady, Yeah, the
Speaker 2: lady that invited us. You can't mail this. That can't
Speaker 2: go in the mail because this.
Speaker 1: The president of Crazy Horse three.
Speaker 4: What you.
Speaker 2: Just oh, no, no, no, I'm going. I'm going.
Speaker 9: It's one of the first times, you know, being a veterans,
Speaker 9: they're gonna do something nice for us. Why would I
Speaker 9: miss that?
Speaker 1: You know, because you can't make it such short notice too.
Speaker 1: I mean, today's Wednesday.
Speaker 2: You're trying to go to say, Yeah, I bet that sady.
Speaker 1: If you can't fly now.
Speaker 2: Now I'm there.
Speaker 9: Yeah, even if I get that late, that'll be good
Speaker 9: to Yeah, it's just gonna be a great day.
Speaker 3: We'll go with you because you know, when you honor veterans,
Speaker 3: it's families, it's you know.
Speaker 9: You know this year they said no that because they
Speaker 9: don't you asked. Yeah, they don't have enough seats at
Speaker 9: the building. It's not for families, just for the veterans themselves.
Speaker 9: And there's no plus one on this.
Speaker 1: But you're being honored and your family can't watch this happen.
Speaker 2: You know, we'll get they have something for you, you know,
Speaker 2: but you.
Speaker 1: Should call down there because maybe they'll make an exception.
Speaker 2: Yeah, they don't take phone calls at this place. They
Speaker 2: don't have.
Speaker 9: I never heard the phone ring when I be in there.
Speaker 9: I ain't seen the desk of computer or nothing in that.
Speaker 7: I don't know where.
Speaker 5: No phone gonna be at it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, ain't no back office. Don't even worry about that.
Speaker 2: So who you're going with? Oh, just a bunch of
Speaker 2: other veterans. Yeah, okay, well you let him have that.
Speaker 2: See baby, it's gonna have.
Speaker 3: Something to do this weekend. We already have plans for
Speaker 3: you for Veterans Day. You can celebrate with your family
Speaker 3: and we'll.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry what happened.
Speaker 2: With your family? I'm pretty sure what.
Speaker 9: Yeah, it's like there's special days. A lot of guys
Speaker 9: I know gonna be that. They're not gonna be here,
Speaker 9: So we'll do that. When next year that you talking about,
Speaker 9: we're gonna go dead on out here.
Speaker 1: You think they'll open up with prayer or.
Speaker 2: Something like that or now I don't believe it will
Speaker 2: because uh.
Speaker 3: Open up with them?
Speaker 1: Are they going to record it video?
Speaker 14: We can?
Speaker 4: You know?
Speaker 12: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Yeah, they'll probably have that. Yeah, I'll do all that
Speaker 2: for you too. All right. Hey, look, I have bought
Speaker 2: this ticket.
Speaker 1: Already airline now Vegas already.
Speaker 2: I bought an airline ticket and have a room.
Speaker 5: Yeah, where are you staying?
Speaker 2: I'most stay at the belagio.
Speaker 1: Oh okay, you sure I can't go?
Speaker 9: Well, we don't have the money for you to go now,
Speaker 9: because after I bought the room and the airline ticket,
Speaker 9: I took out some gambling money.
Speaker 2: We broke. We ain't got.
Speaker 9: Congratulations to the veterans that's going out to the strip.
Speaker 9: Love to get the free lap. There's up the Crazy Horse.
Speaker 9: I high let y'all see y'all out there. Me and
Speaker 9: Junior and Timler will be out there. We're gonna broadcast
Speaker 9: live from the Crazy Horse. Steve Harvey Show Live, honoring
Speaker 9: veterans for serving our country.
Speaker 2: Thadis and them have a great day today. Talk to God.
Speaker 2: He absolutely loved to hear from.
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