Speaker 1: Jack Hallow.
Speaker 2: This white man gonna have us singing about wits and change. Man,
Speaker 2: Jack Hollow, I know you mean well, but Lord, have mercy.
Speaker 3: I'm giving stock on syndrome like this.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I need a nap. I feel too oken.
Speaker 1: I was born in Donkey. It's the Donkey of the Death.
Speaker 4: Donkey stump for the Donkey of death, that.
Speaker 1: Devil breakfast club. Yes, donkey today for Friday November tenth.
Speaker 1: Let me make sure I'll be getting the date all wrong.
Speaker 1: It's Friday November. It is this Friday, November tenth. It
Speaker 1: goes to herman J. Mcmiller.
Speaker 2: All right, he's sixty six years old and lives in Mobile, Alabama.
Speaker 2: Now sixty six not old depending on how you've been
Speaker 2: taking care of yourself.
Speaker 1: But this man sounds like an old sixty six year old.
Speaker 2: We know the difference between a vibrant sixty six and
Speaker 2: a senior citizen sixty six.
Speaker 1: Steve Obvious sixty six dropped on the colo's bombs from unk.
Speaker 1: All right, shout the unkle i'ks still out here, move
Speaker 1: when in groove and willing and daling.
Speaker 2: Him and his beautiful wife Marjorie, matching from head to
Speaker 2: toe looking like a true paal.
Speaker 1: Okay, but that don't mean they don't get tired. All right.
Speaker 2: I'm forty five and I can't do anything without a nap,
Speaker 2: including but not limited to watching TV. I tried to
Speaker 2: watch an episode of Loki season two last night on
Speaker 2: Disney Plus, and I woke up and had to rewind
Speaker 2: it because I fell asleep.
Speaker 1: And guess what, I fell asleep on the rewind too.
Speaker 2: Okay, I need resting naps as much as possible at
Speaker 2: forty five, so I can imagine that sixty six is
Speaker 2: even worse. And that's what I think happened in the
Speaker 2: case of Herman and J McMillan. See, Herman was in Mobile, Alabama,
Speaker 2: walking around a cultural institution that you city slickers up
Speaker 2: north don't know nothing about. And that culture institution is
Speaker 2: called piglu Wiggley. Drop on the cludes bombs with Pigliggy
Speaker 2: pig Wiggily.
Speaker 1: Only time you.
Speaker 2: Gonna ever hear me speak about pig lovingly is when
Speaker 2: I'm discussing Wilbur from Charlotte's Web in piglu Wigley. Yes, sirs, see,
Speaker 2: y'all ain't never went to Piglewiggley and got a box
Speaker 2: of whole meal cream pods when they was ninety nine
Speaker 2: cents a dollar five with tax, okay, and a bottle
Speaker 2: of generic brand orange and grape soda that was also
Speaker 2: ninety nine cents, you know, a dollar five with tax.
Speaker 1: Y'all. Ain't never had none of those experiences.
Speaker 2: But that was one of the small joys of growing
Speaker 2: up in the nineteen hundreds down south dropping.
Speaker 1: The clothes bombs for all of us who.
Speaker 2: Got blessed, I tell you to have that experience, okay.
Speaker 2: And herman was and I want you to know, laurd
Speaker 2: thought pig Wiggily, Well, the chicken.
Speaker 1: Place, Yeah, she said, I ain't never ateigly.
Speaker 3: Just click to me that it's a grocery set, grocery
Speaker 3: it's a grocery show.
Speaker 1: She said. What they serve chicken chicken wiggly. It's the South.
Speaker 3: You never know, you get chicken pigs feet all in
Speaker 3: one place.
Speaker 1: True truth.
Speaker 5: All.
Speaker 1: Now, I'll go. Now, herman was in Pickley Wiggly and
Speaker 1: he must have gotten tired. Okay.
Speaker 2: I'm looking at the news report and it said it
Speaker 2: happened around two thirty PM. Those is prime time nap
Speaker 2: hours for some people. Okay, A lot of us. Depending
Speaker 2: on our schedules, we probably waking up about fifteen to
Speaker 2: thirty minutes before two thirty because we got to pick
Speaker 2: the kids up from school.
Speaker 1: Okay, moms know what I'm talking about. The mothers who are.
Speaker 2: Blessed enough to be stay at home moms, the CEOs
Speaker 2: of our households. They might try to catch a nap
Speaker 2: around one, get a nice little hour and ten minutes,
Speaker 2: then wake up around two ten to get the kids
Speaker 2: from school.
Speaker 1: And it depends how fall way to school is.
Speaker 2: I'm just trying to paint the picture of how tired
Speaker 2: herman might have been.
Speaker 1: Okay, he's sixty six.
Speaker 2: Now what happens next makes zero sense, but it would
Speaker 2: make a little sense if he didn't leave the premises.
Speaker 2: What you mean, uncle Shawl, if he didn't leave the premises.
Speaker 2: Let's go to Fox ten News for the report.
Speaker 5: Police MPD officers involved in a theft and a chase
Speaker 5: in Southomobile after a grocery store heist.
Speaker 1: But it wasn't what you think.
Speaker 5: The manager of the Pickley Wiggley Herm Navco called police
Speaker 5: yesterday about a guy who swiped one of their electric
Speaker 5: writing shopping carts and sped away well, as fast as
Speaker 5: the thing goes in, that's get us selling fox to
Speaker 5: the news. They caught up with Hermon McMillan pretty quick.
Speaker 5: He wasn't hard to spot since he was writing the
Speaker 5: only shopping guard on Navco. McMillan was arrested the cart
Speaker 5: returned to the store.
Speaker 2: Now listen, man, you tie it. You're sixty six electric
Speaker 2: shopping called in Pigley Wiggly. You get in it to
Speaker 2: ride around buying your foods with little to no adage.
Speaker 2: Sugar okay, saturated fatsan sodium. You know you over sixty stuff.
Speaker 2: You know you gotta buy stuff to keep the LDL
Speaker 2: cholesterol down. You're riding around and the electric shopping cart
Speaker 2: purchasing items that will get you enough protein. You know,
Speaker 2: during your day to maintain your muscle mass, you gotta
Speaker 2: focus on the nutrients you need, including potassium and calcium
Speaker 2: and vitamin D, the dietary fiber, vitamin B twelve.
Speaker 1: Don't forget your baby aspiring.
Speaker 2: You gotta take your baby aspirin in the morning, you're
Speaker 2: stating in the evening and keep your cholesterol levels down.
Speaker 2: So why herman, why would you do anything in that
Speaker 2: moment to raise your blood pressure.
Speaker 1: Okay, you know, damn.
Speaker 2: Well, you had no business driving off in Picklewiggley's electric
Speaker 2: shopping cart. Now, witnesses saw him driving away in the cart.
Speaker 2: You just heard that on the news report. They provided
Speaker 2: police with a description and police went after him. Didn't
Speaker 2: take long to catch him because the cart had the
Speaker 2: top speed of two point five miles per hour. Okay,
Speaker 2: they don't know where Herman was headed. He lived over
Speaker 2: a mile away, so he could have made it. But why, okay,
Speaker 2: let me tell you why. It's something about humans. Okay,
Speaker 2: humans always need something to do, because an idle mind
Speaker 2: human is literally the devil's playground. Hermann was just bored. Okay,
Speaker 2: I'm looking at his mugshot. He just wanted some excitement.
Speaker 2: He had an outstanding warrant for possession of a controlled substance.
Speaker 2: This man wanted to be high. If he can't get
Speaker 2: high on drugs, he won't get high off life.
Speaker 1: He just wanted a rush.
Speaker 2: And when he walked in that pig with Wiggly and
Speaker 2: saw that electric shopping cart that has the top feed
Speaker 2: of two point five miles per hour, he says, that's
Speaker 2: the rush I desire. Now he's in jail. He actually
Speaker 2: has a quarter appearance today, and he doesn't need to
Speaker 2: be charged with a crime. He needs to be given
Speaker 2: a job. And you know who should hire him, Pigley, God,
Speaker 2: damn Wiggly. All right, let him back some grossleies. Let
Speaker 2: him smile and meet people, even if he don't got
Speaker 2: no teeth. Okay, find this man something to do in
Speaker 2: the meantime. Please give Herman and J. McMillan the sweet
Speaker 2: sounds of the Hamiltons.
Speaker 4: Oh no, you are the dog gee of the day,
Speaker 4: the dogee all the day.
Speaker 1: Ye look, old herman Man, God blessed the elders, God
Speaker 1: bless him.
Speaker 2: That's a hard sixty six, though, Look at him, and
Speaker 2: then look at the old g s like the Steve
Speaker 2: Harvey's and seniors.
Speaker 1: That's a hard sixty six. And we should have played
Speaker 1: the game before you showed us that pick to play
Speaker 1: the game? You know, how'd you know? How you know?
Speaker 1: How do you know that was? How you pro How
Speaker 1: do you know how you know? Talk us about how
Speaker 1: you said it? You racially profile? Lord talked to me.
Speaker 1: I can't I can't racially profile you know. How did
Speaker 1: you know?
Speaker 5: Well?
Speaker 1: When I thought Wiggly, I don't think white people shopping No,
Speaker 1: white people definitely shop at No.
Speaker 3: In my mind, I don't remember. I thought Pickle Wiggly
Speaker 3: was the chicken spot where you could go grab the
Speaker 3: pig feet.
Speaker 1: And at the same time, when you think chicken, pig feet, chicken,
Speaker 1: black people, white people never heard white people, white people,
Speaker 1: white white people smelling chips coming from the slave quarter.
Speaker 1: They were like, that was da Absolutely listen, I've.
Speaker 3: Never met a white person that eats chitlings. And first
Speaker 3: of all, I don't think I want to do they
Speaker 3: season them.
Speaker 2: Right, Lauren Lauren, nobody wants to admit it, but everybody
Speaker 2: racially profiles.
Speaker 1: I don't care about that part. I'm more.
Speaker 3: I'm more I'm more interested in meeting a white person
Speaker 3: that eats chitlin's, I'm sure, and understanding how they clean
Speaker 3: and season them.
Speaker 1: Giving me your Twitter, Laurence, So all the white people
Speaker 1: that eat.
Speaker 3: Chitlins, Lauren la Rosa, please send me videos of your
Speaker 3: final product.
Speaker 1: I mean, like, do y'all have onions potatoes in it?
Speaker 1: Are you?
Speaker 5: Like?
Speaker 3: How are y'all cooking your chillens?
Speaker 1: They eat it raw. That's the version of sushi, y'all.
Speaker 3: This is not I'm so serious. You got a season
Speaker 3: and cook chillens a certain way. Yes, that's how I
Speaker 3: know this ain't right.
Speaker 1: You eat chitlins.
Speaker 3: No, I don't. But my family, my grandmother and my
Speaker 3: family there from the South, so they do fat back scrapple.
Speaker 1: Grow up. All of that crazy said you should not eat.
Speaker 1: None of the lotus said you sho, you shouldn't need puk.
Speaker 3: Nonetheless, I don't know trust the Bible coming out from you.
Speaker 3: I don't know you shouldn't need I'm deeming profiling right now.
Speaker 1: Bacon tastes good, bro turkey. I do turkey baking too.
Speaker 1: But yeah, if you're from New York, eat a bacon,
Speaker 1: egg and cheese. But all right, we moving on.
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