Speaker 1: Oh do you know Rolando loves to share?
Speaker 2: So I recommend you listen to this wander for Beautiful,
Speaker 2: a sensual podcast, and then share.
Speaker 1: It with all of your lovers and.
Speaker 2: Your friends and your family. Sharing is how do you
Speaker 2: say caring? I just made that though, Jason.
Speaker 3: He enjoy morning. Everyone see that the eyes are open.
Speaker 3: But anybody home.
Speaker 4: Like I want to be? How can I go there?
Speaker 3: That's not what I'm saying. We need to be here, Brooke.
Speaker 3: But I know there's a few people on this show
Speaker 3: that have a hard time waking up in the mornings.
Speaker 4: I have internal clock.
Speaker 3: A few months ago, Jose bought a bedside alarm he
Speaker 3: named Clocky runs away from him when it goes off.
Speaker 3: How's it working for you, Jose, Well, it's made me.
Speaker 1: So mad that I literally stop using it, Like I
Speaker 1: don't even want to deal with it.
Speaker 5: I'm angry in the morning.
Speaker 3: Yeah, well, I actually have a better idea for you.
Speaker 3: Instead of an alarm, it's just a recording of my
Speaker 3: voice saying, Jose.
Speaker 1: We're late, and we are so we gotta bust out
Speaker 1: WCII which clip?
Speaker 6: Is it?
Speaker 4: Okay?
Speaker 3: With two viral soundbites from the internet, Only enough time
Speaker 3: to play one of them. Let's get right to your choices.
Speaker 3: Option one is a thirty second clip of an adorable
Speaker 3: seven year old girl scolding her dad for not proposing
Speaker 3: to his girlfriend. Sil or option two. Reaching into the
Speaker 3: vault for this one from twenty sixteen, when a TV
Speaker 3: weather guy in Florida had to warn locals about a
Speaker 3: hurricane coming, and he had a very interesting way of
Speaker 3: doing that. So, what's it gonna be? Disappointed child or
Speaker 3: weather guy's gone wild?
Speaker 4: Alexis disappointed child? Yeah, for sure, disappointed child. You know
Speaker 4: that was gonna win.
Speaker 3: Let's hear the sound of a seven year old girl
Speaker 3: scolding her own father for not proposing to his girlfriend.
Speaker 4: Getting married.
Speaker 3: Let me get married too?
Speaker 5: Flower yet?
Speaker 7: And she did because she caught the flowers?
Speaker 4: Okay, how about did that girlfriend slipped that seven year
Speaker 4: old to make her?
Speaker 6: That was?
Speaker 8: So?
Speaker 3: I feel like that's a preview of what happened in
Speaker 3: Brooks engagement, except it was book doing the yelling. Yeah,
Speaker 3: I got the do it? That was which cliff is it?
Speaker 3: I'm Jeff Gobba rump Dubo. Let's get right to your
Speaker 3: shock collar question of the day. We have a bucket
Speaker 3: full of names gonna draw on out to who coulds
Speaker 3: ask the trivia question. Actually we're not sees like we
Speaker 3: never do now.
Speaker 9: No, you might not be able to tell from listening,
Speaker 9: but all the people on this show have one thing
Speaker 9: in common, and that's brains.
Speaker 4: Questions out there.
Speaker 3: Believe it or not, we have them.
Speaker 9: And that's why today's question is all about National Brain
Speaker 9: Awareness Week. Let that sink in because jose is going
Speaker 9: to react to that news in three two.
Speaker 5: Okay, we started the segment.
Speaker 3: We're doing radio right, shoot ye.
Speaker 9: To today we're going to go around the room for
Speaker 9: a special one and done shock on the mystery and
Speaker 9: wonder of that little squishy pink thing up in your head.
Speaker 9: We're going to start with Alexis, and since in a
Speaker 9: previous episode of the show you had trouble spelling the
Speaker 9: word brain, you'll.
Speaker 4: Get the easiest question.
Speaker 9: I remember that Alexis, sixty percent of the human brain
Speaker 9: is made of what water, fat or information?
Speaker 10: People Brook laughed in information, So I'm not going to
Speaker 10: say I was gonna go with that one. So water
Speaker 10: doesn't seem right because like you know, then I imagine
Speaker 10: like a stomach like slashing noises, but like in your
Speaker 10: head you know, if you moved your head to.
Speaker 9: Hear fat, sixty percent of the human brain is made
Speaker 9: of water.
Speaker 5: I mean, I ever get these wrong?
Speaker 3: A getting shocked.
Speaker 9: Finally we're getting there on to Brook. Ye Brook, we
Speaker 9: all know men tend to have larger brains than women,
Speaker 9: or do we?
Speaker 3: Is that true or false? Well? There?
Speaker 4: You men are typically bigger people, right, we are the
Speaker 4: big people.
Speaker 3: Yes, you're bigger.
Speaker 4: Height and weight, basically bigger.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 4: But elephants like they're huge and they have tiny brains, right,
Speaker 4: I don't know or was that just like a myth?
Speaker 4: I mean I would just think because men are bigger
Speaker 4: people that they would have bigger brains. So you're going
Speaker 4: with true true? Yeah?
Speaker 9: I asked true or false men's brains are larger than women,
Speaker 9: and the correct answer is true.
Speaker 4: Brain, it's how much you use it. But I mean, remember,
Speaker 4: you guys are always the ones that say size don't matter.
Speaker 4: Suddenly it does.
Speaker 3: That's weird, all right, Jose.
Speaker 9: If your brain is experiencing pheno palatine ganglio neurausia, what's
Speaker 9: going on with you? It's actually a very common thing
Speaker 9: that's happened to you multiple times.
Speaker 3: What is it?
Speaker 11: Oh?
Speaker 4: I have an idea for you multiple times.
Speaker 1: Well, my first instinct is like a headache.
Speaker 4: I feel like it's short term memory loss because it happens.
Speaker 10: To you like you're about to do something and then
Speaker 10: you forget totally.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I feel like it's short term memory loss.
Speaker 3: Palatine and palate is like a taste. Maybe it's like
Speaker 3: something with food where it's like a food come out.
Speaker 5: That's all I talk about all the studio.
Speaker 6: I think.
Speaker 5: I like Brooks answer.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna stick with what do we say, shorter memory loss?
Speaker 9: Okay, if your brain is experiencing pheno palatine, ganglio neurolsia,
Speaker 9: how have you not messed that up? It's written in
Speaker 9: front of me. You're having a brain freeze.
Speaker 5: Can't eat? I scream, you tricked?
Speaker 3: Jason, what about a sugar free popsicle?
Speaker 11: Yeah?
Speaker 5: I mean, yeah, trick.
Speaker 9: So far, Alexis is getting shocked and Jose is getting shocked.
Speaker 3: Jeffrey, we're onto you.
Speaker 9: The human brain can generate about twenty three watts of power,
Speaker 9: which is enough energy to power what a calculator, light
Speaker 9: bulb or a box fan.
Speaker 4: Well, because it really depends and if you're using an
Speaker 4: LED light bulb or if you go in old school.
Speaker 3: That's what I was thinking, because I've been changing a
Speaker 3: lot of light bulbs in my house and most of
Speaker 3: them are sixty watts.
Speaker 4: I was gonna say that's just because they're bright. You know,
Speaker 4: you can easily have a twenty light bulb.
Speaker 3: A really dark house.
Speaker 4: Then no, just mood lighting, a little indirect lighting. You
Speaker 4: don't want anything real bright there. I mean I saw
Speaker 4: some ten watts the other day. That's why I think
Speaker 4: that it's going to be bigger.
Speaker 3: Like you use a ten want light bulb for the
Speaker 3: dungeons to stop light in my living room.
Speaker 5: I'm going to say it's not light. Oh my god.
Speaker 3: A calculator or box fan. A box fan seems like
Speaker 3: it would take a lot of energy.
Speaker 4: I mean, I think a calculator has taken less than
Speaker 4: twenty three watts.
Speaker 3: Yeah, calculators can run on really low energy. So let's
Speaker 3: do a box fan. Let's say it's box fan.
Speaker 9: The human brain can generate about twenty three watts of power,
Speaker 9: which is enough energy to power a light bulb. Okay,
Speaker 9: Brook and her very small brain was saved today, So
Speaker 9: everyone else is getting shocked.
Speaker 3: Get us, and we're all gonna get shocked together while
Speaker 3: singing no promises by cheat codes and Demi Levado.
Speaker 1: Oh no, no, just be careful, simple promising no promises
Speaker 1: that way, if you promise somebody no promises, aren't you promising?
Speaker 9: We've already been to much.
Speaker 3: Let's just move.
Speaker 11: On, Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 3: I don't want to say any names, and I don't
Speaker 3: want anyone here to point fingers, but I would like
Speaker 3: my co host to look directly at the person in
Speaker 3: the room you believe would be the biggest miser on.
Speaker 4: The show, don't you dare?
Speaker 5: I don't know.
Speaker 3: Someone who hoards all of their money.
Speaker 5: Oh, I'm looking right at her.
Speaker 3: This is a comfortable.
Speaker 4: Is good savor? Jeff Like, why is that not celebrating
Speaker 4: any names.
Speaker 3: I'm just glad we're on the radio and people can't
Speaker 3: see the awkward stairs that are happening in the studio.
Speaker 3: The reason that I bring this up because I'm sure
Speaker 3: whoever got stared at the most again not naming names,
Speaker 3: probably has a few two dollar bills lying around their house.
Speaker 5: Oh, I have one of my wallet.
Speaker 3: And what you do?
Speaker 11: Yeah?
Speaker 5: I think I do?
Speaker 11: Well.
Speaker 3: What's the saying the rich get richer? Two dollar bills
Speaker 3: right now, If you have any old two dollar bills
Speaker 3: lying around, you know, with TJ on the front, Thomas Jefferson,
Speaker 3: those could actually be worth thousands of dollars.
Speaker 5: Put it in my wallet. What oh my god? Why wait?
Speaker 4: The tooth firry has been leaving those for years at
Speaker 4: our house. Oh yeah, but my kids spend them.
Speaker 3: That's terrible because according to Heritage Auctions, a two dollar
Speaker 3: bill that was made in two thousand three recently sold
Speaker 3: at auction for two thousand, four hundred dollars, and then
Speaker 3: later it got resold again for four grams?
Speaker 4: Is it just that one? Are they all special? Let
Speaker 4: me see what use they say?
Speaker 3: They say pretty much, any two dollars bill made after
Speaker 3: nineteen seventeen is worth at least one thousand bucks. Give
Speaker 3: me a bag, Jose, and if it's got a special
Speaker 3: red seal on it, it can sell for two thousand,
Speaker 3: five hundred dollars.
Speaker 6: City.
Speaker 3: No, here's just just a stupid thousand dollars.
Speaker 5: She's like only a thousand years.
Speaker 3: So yeah, Jose is now the wealthiest person on the show.
Speaker 3: Congratulations on your two dollars bill. We're gonna do laser
Speaker 3: stories more revelations coming up right the next It's the
Speaker 3: radio segment that's producing an off Broadway production of Three
Speaker 3: Little Pigs. The difference is all the houses are made
Speaker 3: of random drug store items. All puff and puff and
Speaker 3: use all my bronzer and lipstick to blow your vasoline
Speaker 3: house down.
Speaker 4: It's an interesting twist.
Speaker 8: I don't know.
Speaker 4: I guess it'll be easier for the props guys.
Speaker 3: It's Laser Stories, the segment where we read weird news
Speaker 3: stories around the globe, just like everyone else does, except
Speaker 3: we have a laser and those other Clorox Wippenheimer's just don't.
Speaker 3: First Laser Stories out of Missouri City, Texas, Mike Trinn
Speaker 3: is a dad who got up in the morning and
Speaker 3: got ready to take his kids to school on their
Speaker 3: first day.
Speaker 4: Wait to go Dad.
Speaker 3: As he was grabbing some last minute things, his daughter
Speaker 3: put on her backpack and headed out to the car.
Speaker 3: Then immediately came running back, screaming about to go down.
Speaker 3: She told her dad there was an alligator right outside
Speaker 3: the front door.
Speaker 4: Oh my god, Oh come on, who's gonna believe that.
Speaker 3: Mike says he initially thought she was Joe Game and
Speaker 3: that she just didn't want to go to school.
Speaker 4: That's what I would have Get in the car. Okay,
Speaker 4: just get in the car.
Speaker 5: Kids, So we're like what.
Speaker 3: Mike took Brooks approach and told her to knock it
Speaker 3: off and that she was going to her first day
Speaker 3: of middle school whether she liked it or not, and
Speaker 3: then he opened the door and quickly discovered she was
Speaker 3: telling the truth. That's right. There was a large alligator
Speaker 3: laying right on their driveway. He you, Mike, call multiple
Speaker 3: wildlife rescue facilities, but no one was available to come
Speaker 3: out and deal with the gator.
Speaker 4: Still gators are in the area.
Speaker 3: She was determined to get his daughter to class and
Speaker 3: figured he had watched every show Steve when the Crocodile
Speaker 3: Hunter ever made so ready he was going to go
Speaker 3: for it.
Speaker 4: I mean, he doesn't have an arm anymore, but he
Speaker 4: got his daughter to school.
Speaker 3: Well, first he grabbed a towel and threw it over
Speaker 3: the gater's eyes. That is what. The first time was
Speaker 3: a miss, but he got it on the second try.
Speaker 4: We're eve enough to reach down and grab the towel.
Speaker 5: Bocket, Yeah, exactly. I'd have been one attempt and be like,
Speaker 5: all right, we're not going to school.
Speaker 3: So at that point. Gator was angry opening its mouth,
Speaker 3: but once he couldn't see anything, Mike jumped on it
Speaker 3: while his older daughter grabbed the duct tape and wrapped
Speaker 3: the reptile's powerful jaws closed.
Speaker 5: No way, he wouldn't even do it himself.
Speaker 3: He then threw it in the trunk, dropped his daughter
Speaker 3: off at school, and took the gator to a nearby pond,
Speaker 3: where he undid the duct tape and released it back
Speaker 3: into the wild.
Speaker 1: WHOA, okay, dad, Irwin, that's actually really cool.
Speaker 3: His daughter was late, but Mike made sure she videotaped
Speaker 3: the whole thing, as he didn't think any school officials
Speaker 3: would believe his notes, saying I'm sorry my daughter was
Speaker 3: late because of a rogue gator.
Speaker 1: I thought my dog ate my homework was bad.
Speaker 4: He did wrestle it, but we made it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, they're like sure, his next laser shore is out
Speaker 3: of the weird world of workouts. Some people enjoy going
Speaker 3: to exercise, while others feel like it's complete torture. So
Speaker 3: you tell me if you think this is a gimmick
Speaker 3: or if it could actually work. Because there's a chain
Speaker 3: of gyms called Blink Fitness, and they're trying to attract
Speaker 3: new members by offering to hypnotize people and trick them
Speaker 3: into enjoying exercise.
Speaker 4: I mean, it's hard for me to believe in hypnotism.
Speaker 3: They're calling it gymnosis. It's described as a series of
Speaker 3: free in gym and virtual hypnosis sessions that are supposed
Speaker 3: to make you motivated to work out by accessing your subconscious.
Speaker 4: Accidentally start balking like a chicken on the treadmill and
Speaker 4: you're like, ah, somebody did something wrong.
Speaker 3: They say results are not guaranteed, but the people in
Speaker 3: charge claim for the most part it works well.
Speaker 4: For the most part. That's a good gear.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you're gonna be out just lifting random stuff in
Speaker 3: the world at that point doing this mccurley's children. This
Speaker 3: next laser story is out of Scotland. There's finally something
Speaker 3: good that could come from climate change. Long last forced
Speaker 3: the lockness Monster out of hiding.
Speaker 4: Oh, I don't know. To destroying the entire planet to get
Speaker 4: that done is maybe worth it, Jeffrey.
Speaker 3: The British tabloids say they've talked to experts who believe
Speaker 3: Nessi's food sources are currently impacted by rising temperatures. In
Speaker 3: a more volatile climate and if that continues to happen,
Speaker 3: Nessie could come out of Lockness in search of food.
Speaker 5: Wow, does it have feet?
Speaker 6: Like?
Speaker 5: We haven't confirmed any of this.
Speaker 4: I mean, I don't really like the gator story from before.
Speaker 4: I don't know. We need Lockness on the ground.
Speaker 3: You can't duct tape his mouth.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 3: A rep for a local climate action committee says something
Speaker 3: needs to be done because quote NeSSI is the most
Speaker 3: important monster in Scotland.
Speaker 4: Duh, how do they even know what eats?
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's a good point.
Speaker 3: It is unclear what message although it would be bad
Speaker 3: if it was humans or would it be bad? I
Speaker 3: could see the headlines now, Luckness monster eats the entire
Speaker 3: cast of Selling Sunset and the world rejoices.
Speaker 4: That cast definitely not organic, it's definitely multi plastic.
Speaker 3: Yeah, this next Laizer story is out of what are
Speaker 3: you thinking? Headquarters?
Speaker 4: Oh, Jerry Seinfeld lives.
Speaker 3: Baby name experts have released a list of the top
Speaker 3: Google searches for can I name my baby blank?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 3: No, there's dozens of names on here, but these are
Speaker 3: the highlights. Number ten. People want to know if they
Speaker 3: can name their baby. Amen.
Speaker 4: Just so after every prayer you're talking about me.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Number nine the name baby.
Speaker 4: Well Jerdey dancing did it right?
Speaker 3: That was just imagine introducing your new kid to your parents, like,
Speaker 3: here's my baby, baby.
Speaker 4: There's guy's name. Guy.
Speaker 3: You've sold me?
Speaker 1: You're right.
Speaker 3: Number eight is Batman.
Speaker 11: Oh no, why do you go.
Speaker 4: With like Adam West or something?
Speaker 5: You know?
Speaker 3: Number seven Cinderella.
Speaker 5: I like Cinderella.
Speaker 3: Maybe if you really want to emphasize a curfew in
Speaker 3: their team, Cindy. Number six is doctor. It's one way
Speaker 3: to ensure your kid is definitely growing up to be
Speaker 3: a doctor.
Speaker 4: My kid's a doctor.
Speaker 1: To see a homeless guy yelling to himself, I'm a doctor.
Speaker 3: It creates a lot of confusion on airplanes where it's like,
Speaker 3: is there a doctor in there? Technically I'm a doctor.
Speaker 5: I work in sales.
Speaker 3: Number five top Google search on can I name my
Speaker 3: baby blank? Is Disney I met that That is.
Speaker 4: Copyright Yeah, I mean Disney will soon.
Speaker 12: Have a feeling.
Speaker 3: Number four is eleven, which is Stranger Things inspired. Number
Speaker 3: three is John or Jane Doe's. That's objectively hilarious.
Speaker 4: I mean, if your last name is dough, you got
Speaker 4: to lean into it, right, And it's.
Speaker 10: Something that happens to you.
Speaker 3: Number two is actually just cruel naming your kid Shrek
Speaker 3: like onions.
Speaker 4: There's a lot of that.
Speaker 11: I know.
Speaker 5: At least Halloween is taking care of their entire life.
Speaker 11: That's nice.
Speaker 3: The number one top Google search on can I name
Speaker 3: my baby blank? Is zero?
Speaker 11: Wow?
Speaker 4: I mean I like doctor better than that, at least.
Speaker 3: Better than zero. Really trying to inspire your child to
Speaker 3: be someone special zero. And that's why this guy doesn't
Speaker 3: have any kids. Too much pressure to name them these days.
Speaker 5: He literally has zero babies.
Speaker 11: Which is yeah.
Speaker 3: Plus he has enough problems with doctor Scholes oder reasons
Speaker 3: sal means laser stories come to an end for the day.
Speaker 3: We'll do it again, same time.
Speaker 11: On Monday, frooking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 3: You know what's really interesting about being in a relationship,
Speaker 3: it's learning about the type of person your partner was
Speaker 3: before you two ever met.
Speaker 4: Oh you hope they're not too different Jeffrey.
Speaker 3: Well, yeah, sometimes it's kind of shocking what you can learn,
Speaker 3: Like when you discover one of their old mix CDs okay,
Speaker 3: and you're like, oh, this is the stuff you used
Speaker 3: to listen, yeah, or some of the weird clothes that
Speaker 3: they used to wear out like you used to actually
Speaker 3: go out in public. In this Yeah, well, one woman
Speaker 3: found an old email on her boyfriend's computer that he'd
Speaker 3: sent years before they ever dated, and it was so
Speaker 3: strange and so hilarious. She did what any girlfriend would
Speaker 3: do in that situation. She went and shared it on
Speaker 3: TikTok the world time, and so of course that went
Speaker 3: viral and we have to talk about it. It's so good.
Speaker 3: We're gonna read the email coming up. It's an unspoken
Speaker 3: truth that typically all straight single men tend to swipe
Speaker 3: right on almost every woman they come across on.
Speaker 5: Oh my god, my friends.
Speaker 4: I can't believe that you guys don't have any.
Speaker 1: I totally do not do that. I am very like, Okay,
Speaker 1: every guy that I know, he's right. It's like sweat
Speaker 1: right right.
Speaker 4: They're playing the numbers game.
Speaker 5: Yeah exactly.
Speaker 3: Guys are like, well, I'm not going to be in
Speaker 3: Luxembourg anytime soon, but never know, just in case. But
Speaker 3: what happens when he's wipe right on everyone and you
Speaker 3: still don't get a match.
Speaker 1: I had a friend tell me that he's like, I
Speaker 1: think my tender is broken, dude, I haven't got a match.
Speaker 3: In two days, and I was like one man faced
Speaker 3: that dilemma five years ago. Oh no, And he came
Speaker 3: to the logical conclusion there must be something wrong with
Speaker 3: the app.
Speaker 4: That's self preservation.
Speaker 3: You know this because his now girlfriend posted the complaint
Speaker 3: email that he sent to Bumble five years ago.
Speaker 1: Are you kidding me?
Speaker 3: This guy asked their team to go check if there
Speaker 3: was a glitch with his profile. No, he would probably die.
Speaker 4: He actually sent an email.
Speaker 3: His email said, to whom it may concern, I recently
Speaker 3: have been active on your Bumble app, and I'm very
Speaker 3: concerned there's a glitch in my profile. For example, today
Speaker 3: I've been swiping right on every person and I did
Speaker 3: not match with anyone dot dot dot dot not one.
Speaker 4: Emphasize.
Speaker 3: Don't get me wrong, I'm not gloating about my looks,
Speaker 3: but I should at least get one match. And he
Speaker 3: goes on to say, I mean, my friend Peter looks
Speaker 3: like that guy from the Goonies and he's still getting
Speaker 3: more matches. And he finishes the email by asking them
Speaker 3: so please look into the matter, before telling them to
Speaker 3: have a nice day. So Bumble got that, and a
Speaker 3: member of their support team responded.
Speaker 4: They actually wrote back, I bet they get this more
Speaker 4: than we think.
Speaker 3: They told him they looked into it, and there is
Speaker 3: nothing wrong with this profile. They said, please remember, the
Speaker 3: more you play the game, the more chances you'll have
Speaker 3: to find a match. And they advised him the more
Speaker 3: photos that he puts on his profile will increase his
Speaker 3: chances of getting right swipes. And they say high quality
Speaker 3: photos in particular perform better. And it ends with keep
Speaker 3: on bumbling.
Speaker 10: In his case, it might be like blurry photos, sunglasses,
Speaker 10: what's dumb down?
Speaker 3: Kind of a weird way to respond.
Speaker 4: They're trying to give him CONTI I.
Speaker 1: Think they're just being very politely saying your pictures suck.
Speaker 8: Yeah.
Speaker 5: No, they looked at him. They have them. Guys, we
Speaker 5: don't know.
Speaker 1: Girls know how to take really good pics.
Speaker 5: We are good judges.
Speaker 4: Women don't care that you were holding a fish. Yeah
Speaker 4: I don't care.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm not a Well it depends on the fish.
Speaker 10: No, no, it doesn't, It really doesn't.
Speaker 3: What if it's a really cute fish, like a dog
Speaker 3: a dogfish? Yeah, he's on a boat.
Speaker 10: No fish on a boat, get off the boat.
Speaker 4: Okay, no fishing.
Speaker 3: But okay, it's just where you take the picture is
Speaker 3: really important, I guess anyway, so he obviously ended up
Speaker 3: finding someone and it's now girlfriend posted his email on
Speaker 3: her TikTok at Jade's Wild Party twenty nine. Whoa that's
Speaker 3: her handle, dang girl. So the video got two point
Speaker 3: three million views, one hundred twenty three thousand likes, and
Speaker 3: a lot of a lot a lot of comments.
Speaker 5: Wow.
Speaker 10: Her boyfriend out there liked she did.
Speaker 4: Like how pathetic the guy I'm dating? Yes, like that,
Speaker 4: I feel like that hurts.
Speaker 3: One person wrote hilarious, but that's a huge ick, yeah,
Speaker 3: and Jade responded with it's okay, I love him. We
Speaker 3: all do stupid stuff when we're young.
Speaker 4: It was only five years ago, my friend, you're not
Speaker 4: young on bumble yeah.
Speaker 3: Another person wrote, okay, but you're so pretty. He won
Speaker 3: in the end, and she replied with we both won.
Speaker 4: Because at first it sounded like she's really trolling her boyfriend, yeah,
Speaker 4: saying like face.
Speaker 3: This whole story, though, it got us thinking what other
Speaker 3: funny dating app fails have happened over the past year?
Speaker 3: My god, and so we looked a few up and
Speaker 3: there's some good ones. There's a girl who tried to
Speaker 3: flirt with the guy who had a SpongeBob quote in
Speaker 3: his bio and so, which is a quote from a
Speaker 3: very famous SpongeBob episode, and the guy replied back, sorry,
Speaker 3: I don't speak Spanish.
Speaker 4: Don't put it out. He's dumb Anliz.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's like being like I love football and being like, oh, yeah,
Speaker 1: my favorite team's blank and he's like, oh, I don't
Speaker 1: know that.
Speaker 3: I love the Ravens. Yeah, I'm not into Birdwatch. Sorry.
Speaker 3: And you know, guys like to send pickup lines to
Speaker 3: women all the time, trying to be really creative. There
Speaker 3: never And there is this dude named Matt who said,
Speaker 3: are you a parking ticket? Because you got fine.
Speaker 4: Written all over that from the year of nineteen ninety nine.
Speaker 3: The girl's response, are you my student loans? Because I
Speaker 3: don't want you, but you keep sending me messages anywhere.
Speaker 3: That's a pretty good burn. Or you can go with
Speaker 3: a possibly even worse pickup line, like this guy named Mace.
Speaker 3: He said, will you be my girlfriend? I left out
Speaker 3: the d because you'll get that later.
Speaker 4: Look at him play hard to get.
Speaker 3: Yeah, there's no fish on his pictures.
Speaker 4: I actually think that that it's the wrapper Mace from
Speaker 4: the it could.
Speaker 3: Be late nineties anyway, coming up next, it's your phone tap.
Speaker 3: I left out the pee because I already putting Brooks coffee
Speaker 3: this morning, phone tap is coming up?
Speaker 4: Why is it salty.
Speaker 11: Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 3: Every one of us growing up remembers being in school
Speaker 3: and having to sit through one of those anti drug seminars.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, totally works.
Speaker 3: We're some boring grown up shows. You a big slide
Speaker 3: show saying you see this girl, she did drugs and
Speaker 3: what happened? She got backstage at a test concert, Then
Speaker 3: she dropped out of school and she's been sailing around
Speaker 3: on a yacht in Barcelona for months. Does never have
Speaker 3: to get a job like her?
Speaker 5: Is that what you want?
Speaker 3: H Three yacht rides in the Mediterranean and backstage a concerts,
Speaker 3: No principal Jeffrey find out. Bottom line, there must be
Speaker 3: a better way and a better speaker out there, okay,
Speaker 3: And that's why our own Jose Bolanya is stepping in
Speaker 3: to be the featured presenter at a local high school's
Speaker 3: upcoming drug awareness assembly.
Speaker 4: You know you need to find an expert.
Speaker 5: Yeah, absolutely, and that's me.
Speaker 3: So we'll see what the vice principal of the school
Speaker 3: thinks when he actually talks to him in your phone
Speaker 3: tap right now.
Speaker 6: Hello, this is vice principal.
Speaker 5: Hey, my name's Max.
Speaker 6: Hey Max, how can I help you.
Speaker 1: I'm the guy for the thing at the what's it
Speaker 1: called assembly, the Assembly, I'm the guy.
Speaker 5: I'm the assembly guy tomorrow.
Speaker 6: Yeah. Yeah, you're the motivational speaker for the drug and
Speaker 6: alcohol awareness.
Speaker 1: Yeah I am.
Speaker 6: Oh, okay, well yeah great, uh.
Speaker 1: Yeah they are dude, they are great drugs. I mean
Speaker 1: I was talking about drugs.
Speaker 6: Okay, could you just give me an idea of what
Speaker 6: kind of experience you have?
Speaker 1: Not a whole lot with public speaking, but I think
Speaker 1: once they hear the stuff that I've actually done, that's
Speaker 1: the gonna be where they learn the most. Okay, have
Speaker 1: you ever been to Bali before?
Speaker 6: No?
Speaker 1: So when is this thing?
Speaker 3: Sorry?
Speaker 5: What did you say something?
Speaker 11: No?
Speaker 5: You go first?
Speaker 3: No, you go?
Speaker 6: Okay, And I I don't understand the question about Balie.
Speaker 6: I've not been to Bali. I don't know what that.
Speaker 5: What time does When does this thing happen again?
Speaker 12: This thing?
Speaker 5: This thing?
Speaker 6: What are you talking about? The assembly?
Speaker 11: Yeah?
Speaker 6: That ten am, which that could have been in the
Speaker 6: packet that they sent you. You got that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't know anything about the packet, but okay,
Speaker 1: all right, I may be well to possibly make it.
Speaker 6: I mean possibly doesn't work. I mean ten am is
Speaker 6: when it starts, so you actually should be there a
Speaker 6: little bit before that.
Speaker 1: Can you just call me at let me think eight
Speaker 1: thirty to remind me, and and then if I don't
Speaker 1: wake up, call me again at nine just in case
Speaker 1: because sometimes.
Speaker 6: No, no, we we don't. We don't do wake up calls. Son.
Speaker 6: This is this is a school, okay, this is this
Speaker 6: is not a hotel.
Speaker 1: Hey, what's up with the ride scenario? You guys like
Speaker 1: I'm gonna send a car or something because uh, I
Speaker 1: can't you know, I got a court thing?
Speaker 6: Oh my god?
Speaker 1: Okay, what I call a provising like a provising deal?
Speaker 1: They said provision, get in a car?
Speaker 6: You have a court provision? Is that what you're trying
Speaker 6: to say?
Speaker 1: Yeah, dude, yeah, Max, if I if I'm being honest
Speaker 1: with you, I I don't know if.
Speaker 6: I feel comfortable with you coming in and speaking to
Speaker 6: our students.
Speaker 1: Totally, that's cool.
Speaker 3: So when do I get paid? Did you?
Speaker 6: Are you hearing me? What this is about? Drug and
Speaker 6: alcohol awareness? Okay? And I know that the superintendent tout
Speaker 6: this up and he said that you were you were
Speaker 6: a good speaker. But you know what, I'm starting to
Speaker 6: get some warning signs right now. Hey, okay, Hey.
Speaker 5: That's part of my speech.
Speaker 1: What is warning signs?
Speaker 11: Man?
Speaker 1: When do you know you've had too many drugs?
Speaker 6: What?
Speaker 1: Very important part of awareness or whatever?
Speaker 3: You guys are.
Speaker 1: Calling you over there?
Speaker 6: Oh my god? Is this is this real?
Speaker 1: Was in bally right and I was on the beach.
Speaker 6: Hey, hey, Max, it turns out I don't Max, I
Speaker 6: don't want to hear this. Okay, what what is? Aren't
Speaker 6: you high right now?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 6: Because you know what, it sounded like you're high right now? Okay,
Speaker 6: and it's starting to worry me. Hey, hey Max, Oh
Speaker 6: my god, what are you doing?
Speaker 5: Oh?
Speaker 6: You did you just rip a bong while you were
Speaker 6: talking to me right now? Is that what I just threw?
Speaker 1: That was cough medicine?
Speaker 5: I'm kind of sacking.
Speaker 6: Okay, you know what, This isn't gonna happen.
Speaker 11: Mac.
Speaker 6: If you show up in my school tomorrow, security will
Speaker 6: throw you out. You understand, Stay away from my school.
Speaker 1: Hey, bro, mister vice p okay, my name is mister
Speaker 1: all right, mister r I apologize.
Speaker 5: I just I just you need to chill.
Speaker 6: Bro. You sound hey, listen to me.
Speaker 1: Just a prank phone call, Bro, I mean chill.
Speaker 6: What are you talking? What are you talking about? Hey, sooner,
Speaker 6: this is actually jose.
Speaker 5: From Brook and Jeffrey.
Speaker 1: I'm doing a phone tap on you.
Speaker 11: Whoa.
Speaker 6: Oh my god, Oh god, man, this is some good stuff.
Speaker 6: Oh that freaks me. Are you serious?
Speaker 1: I'm serious, it's all a frank man. Your office manager,
Speaker 1: Teresa set you up. She said, has been stressful dealing
Speaker 1: with you lately. You've been really uptight, so she wanted
Speaker 1: to loosen you up, get you laughing a little bit.
Speaker 6: So oh great, Oh my god.
Speaker 5: And you don't need to give security my name and face.
Speaker 1: All schools in this area already have it.
Speaker 6: Yeah, I'm sure they do.
Speaker 12: Week of every.
Speaker 11: Morning, weekday morning. The twenties, Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 3: I think it could be a good idea to show
Speaker 3: up a little bit early to a first date.
Speaker 5: Yeah, one time you should be early.
Speaker 3: You get your bearings, you have a drain, can settle
Speaker 3: in before the other person arrives. Yeah, but what if
Speaker 3: you learn that your date is running late after you
Speaker 3: showed up early. How long are you willing to sit
Speaker 3: there and wait for them? Ten minutes? Yeah, i'd say
Speaker 3: thirty minutes. Depends on forty five minutes, an hour, one hour.
Speaker 3: You're saying it all depends on how good looking they.
Speaker 4: Are pretty much or got into a horrific car rash
Speaker 4: car crash on the way and are still gonna make it.
Speaker 5: Still, I've been here for thirty minutes.
Speaker 4: Yeah, okay, okay, yeah.
Speaker 3: I really hope it's not about the looks either, because
Speaker 3: if it is, then we're all screwed. One I was
Speaker 3: one minute leg your looks, I'm giving you sixteen seconds.
Speaker 3: So but no, one of our listeners actually waited a
Speaker 3: full sixty minutes for his date to show up, and
Speaker 3: you're gonna be shocked by what happened once she finally
Speaker 3: arrived at the restaurant. Oh really, you're gonna hear it
Speaker 3: when we do a second date update. That's coming up,
Speaker 3: Second date Update. It can be pretty frustrating when a
Speaker 3: first date doesn't go the way that you planned. Well
Speaker 3: ye yeah, yeah, Like when you go to the movie
Speaker 3: theater you find the tickets are all sold out. You
Speaker 3: go to the concert, the band forgot their guitar. Oh,
Speaker 3: I don't think that you go skydiving. They're out of parachutes,
Speaker 3: Oh right out. But they do have a big bundle
Speaker 3: of those helium hearty balloons. So you know, you give
Speaker 3: it a go, but it's just not working out the
Speaker 3: way that you hope.
Speaker 4: I don't think you're going to be calling us after
Speaker 4: that skydiving.
Speaker 3: That's what happened to one of our listeners, justin, not skydiving,
Speaker 3: but just his date didn't go the way he wanted
Speaker 3: it to. So justin, welcome to the show man.
Speaker 12: Hey, thank you for having me out there.
Speaker 4: Well, but you didn't say she jumped first.
Speaker 3: Well, we'll get to what you did on your date
Speaker 3: in just a second, but first tell us about the
Speaker 3: person that you were meeting up with. Who, what, where,
Speaker 3: when and why? That's a lot well just who, I
Speaker 3: guess right now.
Speaker 5: Everything.
Speaker 12: Well, her name was Robin. She's beautiful. He has these
Speaker 12: really really sexy green eyes.
Speaker 4: I mean, like, wow, that's awesome.
Speaker 3: Brook has some sexy green eyes over there, like little
Speaker 3: lima beans.
Speaker 5: Like a like a mountain new.
Speaker 4: Probably like an almost compliments into an insult. I get you,
Speaker 4: I get you. Us green eyed girls were you know,
Speaker 4: we stick together with rare breed.
Speaker 12: They are yeah, like real green eyes, not contacts or anything.
Speaker 4: Yeah, like what you going on? Okay? So wait where
Speaker 4: did you meet her? Where'd you meet Robin?
Speaker 12: We met on a dating app and we decided to
Speaker 12: do like a dinner date.
Speaker 3: Okay, was it?
Speaker 4: Were you feeling a lot of pressure going into this
Speaker 4: because it sounds like there's a lot of build.
Speaker 12: Up a little bit, but like, I try not to
Speaker 12: get too nervous because I feel like on dates we
Speaker 12: all just get nervous and we're trying to impress the
Speaker 12: other person, but the other person's probably feeling the same.
Speaker 12: So I just try to mellow out, be cool, just
Speaker 12: go there, have a good time. Make sure everybody's comfortable.
Speaker 4: That is a good, good life lesson Right there, They
Speaker 4: always say be yourself.
Speaker 5: I feel like a lot of times if people try
Speaker 5: too hard, that's ruins.
Speaker 3: Right. So you go to the restaurant for the date.
Speaker 3: How does it go?
Speaker 12: I ended up getting there a couple of minutes early, like,
Speaker 12: because I really like this girl and I'm always like
Speaker 12: five ten minutes late, so I made sure I was
Speaker 12: there fifteen minutes earily.
Speaker 1: Nice, bro, don't set that precedent, you're gonna be late
Speaker 1: the rest of.
Speaker 12: Your forget this. So I'm there about fifteen minutes earily,
Speaker 12: and then I get a text that she's running late.
Speaker 12: So I was like, oh, been there.
Speaker 4: Of course, that's how it always works up, yeah, right,
Speaker 4: like yeah.
Speaker 12: But you know, like I completely understand. So I was like,
Speaker 12: not a problem. I just ordered a drink while I
Speaker 12: was waiting. I finished my drink and by that time
Speaker 12: she texts me again that she's still on the way.
Speaker 4: Oh my god, how long was that?
Speaker 12: It was a while, Like I'll tell you, Like I
Speaker 12: saw another couple come in after I had been there,
Speaker 12: sit down, finish their meal, and leave. I think it
Speaker 12: had been like at least an hour before she got sick.
Speaker 5: Minutes. But she she did show up right.
Speaker 4: And she stayed in contact.
Speaker 12: She did. She stayed in contact. She showed up. You know,
Speaker 12: people have rough days. I understand, okay.
Speaker 3: And that can be hard though after you've been waiting
Speaker 3: like cold for like an hour for them.
Speaker 4: But a couple of drinks, I know, but you know,
Speaker 4: the restaurant staff is like oh.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and all the other couples around are looking over
Speaker 3: like getting stood up, and as a server.
Speaker 1: You know, this guy wants to make money off this table,
Speaker 1: but you can't go up and go, Hey, when are
Speaker 1: you gonna just.
Speaker 5: Call it quits and let me get another table?
Speaker 3: Yeah, you can't do that. So how did it go
Speaker 3: when she finally did show up to the restaurant.
Speaker 12: Well, I was happy just to like, you know, have
Speaker 12: somebody there to be with me, because.
Speaker 3: I'm what you said to her, I'm so.
Speaker 12: I didn't want to like make herself conscious. She's I
Speaker 12: don't know what kind of day she was having. She's
Speaker 12: finally here, let's just have a good time.
Speaker 4: That's hard though, Like was she super frazzled?
Speaker 12: She seemed a bit flustered. I don't know if it
Speaker 12: was because she was late. I didn't want to like
Speaker 12: keep digging at it or digging into it.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you just want to move forward, move on. And
Speaker 4: were you able to Well?
Speaker 12: I tried, but the vibe was just stiff from before,
Speaker 12: Like I could tell this is not going well. And
Speaker 12: so I was like, hey, why don't I get you
Speaker 12: like a really nice cocktail. When they brought it out,
Speaker 12: she gulped it down like a shot.
Speaker 3: She was really stressed out.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's not a good look, so some people speak
Speaker 4: for yourself was a huge turn on How did you
Speaker 4: feel about it?
Speaker 12: I don't know. I really like her. I feel like
Speaker 12: she's like the perfect physical match for me. And on
Speaker 12: the text she was so nice, funny and playful and charming.
Speaker 12: She just seemed really distracted, like she got food, she
Speaker 12: didn't even finish her food. So I don't know what
Speaker 12: was going on. I just could tell like, oh boy,
Speaker 12: this is not how I wanted it to go.
Speaker 3: Okay, So how did you end this day with her?
Speaker 11: So?
Speaker 12: I asked if she wanted to just go for a
Speaker 12: walk because I love walking when I'm stressed out and just.
Speaker 4: You know, fair and everything that's kinds.
Speaker 12: He said that she just kind of felt like she
Speaker 12: has to decompress today and wanted to go home, And
Speaker 12: I said, that's not a problem.
Speaker 4: Did she give any indication that she wanted to see
Speaker 4: you again or like retry, because if it was me,
Speaker 4: I would feel really apologetic, right like, like, oh my god,
Speaker 4: I ruin this day. I was super late, I've been
Speaker 4: totally distracted. Can you just give me a redo?
Speaker 12: You know, she didn't even say sorry when she came in.
Speaker 5: Ouch.
Speaker 3: I mean, it definitely doesn't sound like you did anything wrong. No,
Speaker 3: it sounds like there was something going on with her.
Speaker 3: But let's call her and find out and we'll try
Speaker 3: and get your second date update.
Speaker 6: All right, that'd be great, all right, man, hold on.
Speaker 3: Second date update. Well, let's take this from the woman's perspective. Okay,
Speaker 3: she shows up an hour light, she's in a sour mood,
Speaker 3: she's gulping down cocktails, barely eating, hardly even talking to
Speaker 3: the sweet man sitting across the table from her. Man,
Speaker 3: and after all of that, the guy still wants to
Speaker 3: see her again. Bro That's how powerful it is to
Speaker 3: have a pair of sexy green eyes. I bet Broke
Speaker 3: wishes that she had a real pair and they weren't
Speaker 3: hiding behind those giant four and thick lenses that you
Speaker 3: got up.
Speaker 4: Hey, listen, my eyes don't work well, but they are green.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean, according to photoshop they are. But look,
Speaker 3: that's why one of our listeners justin wants to call
Speaker 3: Robin after he waited an hour at the restaurant for
Speaker 3: her to show up, and the date never really even
Speaker 3: got off the ground once she did. But those darn
Speaker 3: gorgeous asparagus green eyes, they just had him wanting one
Speaker 3: more change.
Speaker 4: You went lima beans and now you're going to asparagus.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, like a sexy diesel gas pup right, you should.
Speaker 5: Say like an emerald likes that's class.
Speaker 3: That's what everybody does. What what do you think they
Speaker 3: look like? Justin how would you describe those green eyes?
Speaker 12: I don't know, like magical little kiwi?
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, yeah, they're exotic.
Speaker 3: I like that.
Speaker 4: Oh justin the thing for me with this girl, she
Speaker 4: didn't apologize after she was so late. That doesn't rub
Speaker 4: you wrong.
Speaker 12: It does, but you know, just taking all the history
Speaker 12: in the consideration, I thought like, maybe she's just something
Speaker 12: personal happened, Like, Okay, I wouldn't mind giving it one
Speaker 12: more shot.
Speaker 1: Okay, that's nice the way you've been describing her. A
Speaker 1: lot of times, really hot girls aren't apologetic.
Speaker 5: They're used to people waiting on them.
Speaker 1: Are you worried maybe this girl has like a ton
Speaker 1: of options and doesn't really care about you that much
Speaker 1: trying to project onto him.
Speaker 4: Waited On a positive note, We'll try one more time.
Speaker 4: So I just need I have experience with Let's Jose
Speaker 4: sit in the corner and yeah, we.
Speaker 3: Have a lot of theories justin, but we're really hoping
Speaker 3: for the best year. I'm gonna donald Robin's phone number
Speaker 3: right now. We'll see what's going on. You ready, Yeah,
Speaker 3: all right, just picture those beautiful key we are there,
Speaker 3: we go, let's do this.
Speaker 12: Hello.
Speaker 3: Hi is this Robin?
Speaker 10: Yeah, hey Rob.
Speaker 3: My name is Jeff work on a morning radio show
Speaker 3: called Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.
Speaker 4: Okay, okay, And this is Jose Yeah, and that is yeah,
Speaker 4: thanks Jeff.
Speaker 8: This is weird.
Speaker 4: This is Brooke. It sounds like you're busy.
Speaker 10: Robin, and it is Hi, am Alexis.
Speaker 5: That is Alexis.
Speaker 4: I don't think she was asking for a roundtable introduction.
Speaker 3: And you are now part of this thing called Brook
Speaker 3: and Jeffrey in the Morning. Welcome sod.
Speaker 13: Okay, what's going on? Did I win something or what's up?
Speaker 4: Possibly?
Speaker 3: Yeah, Well, we're doing a segment called a second date Update.
Speaker 12: Okay.
Speaker 3: The way that works is one of our listeners reaches
Speaker 3: out to us and we call the person who they
Speaker 3: went on on a date with and has been ghosting them,
Speaker 3: and we're trying to help him figure out the reason why.
Speaker 3: So who so the guy you went out with recently?
Speaker 3: His name's Justin.
Speaker 12: Oh Justin.
Speaker 13: Yeah, yeah, you can just tell him I'm not interested anymore.
Speaker 4: You're not interesting, Okay, you're not interested in Justin. He
Speaker 4: sounded like a really nice guy.
Speaker 13: No, I mean I've got my reasons.
Speaker 3: Okay. Well look that's okay, Like you're allowed to choose
Speaker 3: who you want to date and who you don't. But
Speaker 3: for Justin's sanity, he's trying to figure out, like what
Speaker 3: went wrong because he told us it took you a
Speaker 3: while to show up to the restaurant even I mean.
Speaker 13: Yeah it did, and I do feel bad about.
Speaker 3: That, Like that seems like it's more on you and
Speaker 3: it's less of what Justin did or are we are
Speaker 3: we wrong about that?
Speaker 13: No, it's totally what he did.
Speaker 3: Oh oh well how did he do?
Speaker 11: So?
Speaker 13: Like I had some stuff to get done and so
Speaker 13: I was like running late. But also like sometimes I
Speaker 13: do this with guys I meet online, just kind of
Speaker 13: to see how they're going to react.
Speaker 4: Wit the one hour late thing was a test. Is
Speaker 4: that what you're saying?
Speaker 13: Yeah, I mean I didn't like planet ahead of time,
Speaker 13: but once I started being late, I was like, okay, well,
Speaker 13: how's he going to react to this? You know, and
Speaker 13: dude like sat there for an hour and waited for me,
Speaker 13: Like what is that?
Speaker 4: It's a gentleman called patience and kindness and forgiveness. No,
Speaker 4: I mean you were texting him the whole time. You
Speaker 4: kept telling him you were going to be there. You
Speaker 4: were leading him on. It's not like he sat there
Speaker 4: for an hour and hadn't heard him from you.
Speaker 13: I only texted him twice and kept saying like I'm
Speaker 13: head and there and all he had to do. He
Speaker 13: kept many options here, right, he could have rescheduled, he
Speaker 13: could have left, I mean something that should he had
Speaker 13: a backbone, right.
Speaker 3: So you're are you seriously saying that you're mad at
Speaker 3: Justin because he waited an hour for you to show up.
Speaker 13: No, I'm not mad at him. I just he's not
Speaker 13: the guy for me. I'm looking for somebody who's confident,
Speaker 13: who's going to stand up for himself, Like I didn't
Speaker 13: even say I'm sorry when I got.
Speaker 4: There, and he's too nice.
Speaker 13: Yeah, it's just kind of pathetic. And it's just like
Speaker 13: a little puppy dog waiting.
Speaker 6: For like his master to show up.
Speaker 3: I thought women one love.
Speaker 13: I mean, yeah, I like an actual puppy, not a
Speaker 13: man who's a puppy.
Speaker 4: I okay, I understand that you want somebody who's confident.
Speaker 4: But to me, it's not that he wasn't confident, it's
Speaker 4: just that he was forgiving. Those are two separate things,
Speaker 4: and I think, like god, the world needs more of
Speaker 4: that type of attitude right now more than anything.
Speaker 13: I mean, no spare me. I think the world needs
Speaker 13: more men who like have a backbone and are little
Speaker 13: waiting for somebody to show up who well out.
Speaker 3: I think it takes a lot of backbone, Robin, to
Speaker 3: be on the other line listening to this conversation the
Speaker 3: whole time and not freak out.
Speaker 5: Yeah, patience.
Speaker 3: That takes strength and courage because Justin's actually been there
Speaker 3: the whole time, one to talk to you, Isn't that right, Justin?
Speaker 12: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Ooh that's true.
Speaker 13: My point.
Speaker 3: Okay, point, come on, mister confidence, let's go show it.
Speaker 12: Robin. The reason I was waiting for you for so
Speaker 12: long was because you late, you confirmed, and you said
Speaker 12: you were coming. I didn't want to be rude. If
Speaker 12: you want a guy who's mean to you, who's rude
Speaker 12: to you, good, look. I just hope you guys don't
Speaker 12: have any kids. Because all they're going to create is
Speaker 12: more havoc and monsters in the world's life.
Speaker 13: Now you're just kind of like lashing out. So no,
Speaker 13: it's kind of oh.
Speaker 4: Now, slashing out. I thought that that's what you wanted
Speaker 4: him to do.
Speaker 13: No, I wanted him to be confident and to like
Speaker 13: stand up for himself, but like not just saying stuff
Speaker 13: to piss me off or to look strong.
Speaker 8: Like.
Speaker 3: No, okay, you wanted to be confident without being told
Speaker 3: to be confident.
Speaker 4: There's a happy balance.
Speaker 5: Yeah, it really is. It's weird, but there is some
Speaker 5: kind of balance.
Speaker 4: Mean, not mean nice, but not too nice. Is there
Speaker 4: any way Justin can win right now?
Speaker 6: Robin?
Speaker 13: No, I mean no, it's done. I mean I hope
Speaker 13: I hope that just like teaches him a lesson though,
Speaker 13: because girls really do want a little more confidence.
Speaker 12: But that's the thing. I'm not trying to go out
Speaker 12: with the girl. I'm trying to find a woman who's matured.
Speaker 3: There's real confidence right there.
Speaker 5: Let's go Justin.
Speaker 4: Honestly, Robin, I never got not confident from Justin this
Speaker 4: whole time we were talking about him.
Speaker 3: I did, really, I mean, you should hear the way
Speaker 3: that he talks about your green eyes.
Speaker 12: Honestly, I've looked at Robin's green eyes in the flesh,
Speaker 12: and you know, now I'm starting to think maybe they
Speaker 12: are contact.
Speaker 3: You think she's a phony green eyed girl?
Speaker 12: Did you hear that that was a thick burn on you,
Speaker 12: Robin Old?
Speaker 6: Are you?
Speaker 4: I mean, do we ask at this point?
Speaker 3: I mean there's definitely some sort of fiery passion going.
Speaker 1: You have to ask by saying you don't want to
Speaker 1: send him on a date, then she'll say.
Speaker 5: Yes, do it?
Speaker 3: So, Robin, this is the time where I'm supposed to
Speaker 3: ask if you would like to go out on another date,
Speaker 3: but we don't want you to go on it. I
Speaker 3: don't think he even wants to show up to it.
Speaker 3: He wants to leave you hanging there. That's the type
Speaker 3: of guy, confident person that yes, And if you're willing
Speaker 3: to show up to that, then we'll pay for it.
Speaker 13: Thank the reverse psychology. I'm still good. I will find
Speaker 13: my own days.
Speaker 4: I mean it's hard, all this testosterone in the room.
Speaker 4: It's really strong. Actually, Jeffrey Jose and I screwed up.
Speaker 3: You know what, Robin, he should be the one that
Speaker 3: asks you as the strong, independent man, that he is
Speaker 3: go ahead, go ahead, justin.
Speaker 12: Hey, Robin, I'd like to officially ask you out on
Speaker 12: a date to a restaurant that's not even open. It's
Speaker 12: been closed by the health department.
Speaker 4: But he is that another burn?
Speaker 3: Yeah you want some food poisoning, Robin?
Speaker 13: You know, I don't know what the hell is happening here.
Speaker 13: I'm like back in elementary school, like what's going on?
Speaker 12: Because you're failing again.
Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, you're creating a monster here.
Speaker 4: This is getting very unsexy. I finally agree with you.
Speaker 13: Thank you told.
Speaker 12: You you can say what you want. But that's another
Speaker 12: sick burn.
Speaker 5: You want to open for me bro anytime you want.
Speaker 12: I'm just saying I'll take you up on that comedy.
Speaker 12: I just need a clown like Robin, you know, and
Speaker 12: fire me.
Speaker 13: Why am I still on this phone call?
Speaker 3: I think we're done that, right. I feel like you
Speaker 3: would have left if you really wanted to leave, but
Speaker 3: you want to stick around.
Speaker 13: I mean just like it's funny, Well he stuck.
Speaker 3: Around for you, and you're doing the same thing. I
Speaker 3: don't know anybody agree. I guess that wasn't really great comparison.
Speaker 3: So I just sick burned myself. It's working Jeffrey in
Speaker 3: the morning. You know, it's kind of interesting. We taped
Speaker 3: this a few weeks ago, and when we were done
Speaker 3: with the phone call, Robin hung up and we went
Speaker 3: back into the office to do our work. We came
Speaker 3: back in studio a while later and Justin was still
Speaker 3: on the line waiting for us. He just wanted to
Speaker 3: wait to say thank you.
Speaker 1: You know.
Speaker 3: I call it kindness. Some call it weakness.
Speaker 4: Yeah, my goal was to like defend him, like I
Speaker 4: wanted to be on his side the whole time. And
Speaker 4: it's just like the last even thirty seconds of the call,
Speaker 4: I was.
Speaker 1: Like, he's just too sweet, because a thousand has no
Speaker 1: bad or mean bone in his body.
Speaker 5: He was trying to be mean. It didn't come out.
Speaker 4: And I still don't like the girl, Like I hate tests.
Speaker 4: I think tests sucks, you know, especially tests that make
Speaker 4: people wait for an hour of the.
Speaker 3: It's already like dating is already a hard enough game
Speaker 3: as it is. Now she's playing games on top of
Speaker 3: the game. Yeah, clearly women just don't want to have
Speaker 3: a nice, respectful guy anymore.
Speaker 4: That's not true girls, Yeah, exactly, not a jerk. You
Speaker 4: can be confident and also be kind. Those two things
Speaker 4: really truly can't live together.
Speaker 3: Okay, true, Like Brook, I love you, but shut up
Speaker 3: for now.
Speaker 4: I gotta tell everybody that was a little aggressive.
Speaker 5: You are so pretty with makeup.
Speaker 4: Take it. Those are like backhanded compliments.
Speaker 3: All right. Well, look, if you want to get a
Speaker 3: second date update, you can always email the show and
Speaker 3: we'll try to call the person who wasn't calling you back.
Speaker 3: I'm sure it's going to be disappointing a brook in somewhere.
Speaker 11: Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning.
Speaker 3: A lot of musical artists say that some of their
Speaker 3: best songs come to them when they're at an all
Speaker 3: time low in their lives, like when they're going through
Speaker 3: a loss or having some big heartbreak, or when children
Speaker 3: all over found out. Grover got implants, what don't make
Speaker 3: me tell you where? It was a dark day. So
Speaker 3: the thing is, I go through similar heis and lows
Speaker 3: in my life. Okay, and I haven't had a great
Speaker 3: song in a while. That's why this morning I broke
Speaker 3: off all my relationships with my friends and my family,
Speaker 3: completely drained my bank account, and donated the personal items
Speaker 3: that mean the most to me to charity, including my
Speaker 3: pet turtle Fava being not anymore. So I did it
Speaker 3: just so that I could reach the emotional depths that
Speaker 3: I need to give you the artistic excellence that you deserve.
Speaker 4: Wow, A little worried about you. I don't know that
Speaker 4: this is needed.
Speaker 3: Ye, this is what greatness takes, Brooke. And even though
Speaker 3: I'm going to be weeping through the entire thing, your
Speaker 3: brand new Song of the Week is coming up starting
Speaker 3: at eight ten.
Speaker 11: Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 3: All right, it is song of the week. Time you
Speaker 3: seem happy, Well, you all know what season it is? Right,
Speaker 3: Christmas as.
Speaker 4: A fall wrong Brook eating season, wrong season?
Speaker 3: Have anything after doing this show together forever? Today is
Speaker 3: the official first day of cuffing season.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's right where that's where you get you get
Speaker 4: hooked up.
Speaker 3: You know that's an expert explain. It's the period of
Speaker 3: time the single people start looking for short term relationships
Speaker 3: so they won't be lonely during the cold winter months
Speaker 3: of the year.
Speaker 5: It's a facade.
Speaker 1: Don't believe all the women gang if they want to
Speaker 1: hit you up and cuff you and then dump you in.
Speaker 4: January, it's fine. You make it to Valentine's Day.
Speaker 3: So usually you're supposed to cuff with someone that you
Speaker 3: normally wouldn't want to date, you know, but it's.
Speaker 5: Just you you need a warm body.
Speaker 3: Well, if you wouldn't want to date them, you wouldn't
Speaker 3: cuff them. So you just you make it through the
Speaker 3: holidays with this person and then by the time Valentine's
Speaker 3: Day rolls around, like cut it off. So singles everywhere
Speaker 3: are going to be doing this now, and I'm just
Speaker 3: warning you, the options are going to start running low.
Speaker 4: Get your cuff.
Speaker 3: That's what you haven't cuffed yet. You've basically got less
Speaker 3: than two weeks to do it, or you're going to
Speaker 3: be spending Christmas time all by yourself.
Speaker 5: Manuf does sound It's just.
Speaker 4: It just dawned on me that it's a handcuff reference.
Speaker 5: Yeah, that's why I just said some cuffings.
Speaker 4: My god, I don't know. I didn't think about it
Speaker 4: that far.
Speaker 5: Are so married.
Speaker 3: Well look, this is why I wanted to sing a
Speaker 3: song for all the singles looking for someone to cuff
Speaker 3: during this cold cuffing season. Okay, instead of the hit
Speaker 3: song by Mount of Skin begging that band's name mona Skin.
Speaker 4: Okay, we just.
Speaker 3: Kind of mumble it. It's young Jeffrey's cuffing.
Speaker 4: Yeah got so much more sensual after I figured it out.
Speaker 6: It is.
Speaker 3: I want to be brought of cuffing.
Speaker 4: Call my husband. Yeah, cut me out.
Speaker 3: That's not really how it works.
Speaker 5: But just like that broke is like like she had
Speaker 5: other options.
Speaker 3: I'm a point when I'm ready.
Speaker 8: Point. Now we scareding cold and.
Speaker 5: Babing.
Speaker 3: So I'm cold face.
Speaker 11: What's go.
Speaker 3: I'm coping covering you. I wanna love you, Temple.
Speaker 8: Really, I'm coming coming you call it.
Speaker 5: Off in Famuary into time. I need a fling.
Speaker 3: I'll take anyone's down for cuddle live now.
Speaker 5: I'm your beast.
Speaker 3: You beat my bell and we won't laugh forever. This
Speaker 3: ain't jurors sell do an intimate thing for you. In
Speaker 3: the snow, we go on a slave riding ship, Coco.
Speaker 3: You want to skip, I say bait, let's go only
Speaker 3: time and.
Speaker 5: You get us out on these slopes of Scanderres.
Speaker 8: I'm coping, hibernating with you.
Speaker 3: Ma chin punch I my mud. I'm coming into cuffing you.
Speaker 5: Let's sit in.
Speaker 6: Watch the Hallmark move in.
Speaker 3: I'm coking cuffing you, naughtylus.
Speaker 8: For one we do.
Speaker 3: Let's stick to a wind to bland with polar plunge
Speaker 3: while holding hand, and I owe that you comprehend.
Speaker 8: If you turn me down, then I'll just snake your
Speaker 8: friends cup with.
Speaker 3: Me on Christmasy, just like Santa's Kiss Lady.
Speaker 6: By the trees.
Speaker 8: You'll get it's nice, it's hot seedos. You'll find out
Speaker 8: as well where my tongue will go.
Speaker 3: Well be sledging, we be caching, we be hanging decorations.
Speaker 5: Everybody thinks that we tain't it, but we doing. Ain't
Speaker 5: no complications.
Speaker 3: You're my number one Christmas wish.
Speaker 5: I want you like little Ralph.
Speaker 3: You wanna beat the guns.
Speaker 5: Got a problem and you want to fix because at
Speaker 5: my work party, I mean up for more. So let's
Speaker 5: set the salt. Can't be alost my.
Speaker 3: Game of throw winter come.
Speaker 5: It's getting cold and I really need someone to hold.
Speaker 5: So I'm coffen.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, I'm coughing, coughing you never cone on meet
Speaker 3: my family.
Speaker 8: I'm coming cuffing you.
Speaker 3: We'll keep it casual like cat kids on hearted cuff.
Speaker 3: I'll curly you toe my valentimes I've gotta go. The
Speaker 3: missile toe won't be so bad when you win.
Speaker 5: Some one, it feels way less sad.
Speaker 8: I'm coughing, cuffing you who who snuggled under.
Speaker 4: Want me blanking?
Speaker 8: I'm confident cuffing you who Mariah Carey.
Speaker 3: Song less clanking.
Speaker 8: I'm coming comfrey and dooo because.
Speaker 9: I don't want to be so lonely.
Speaker 8: I'm con comfreying doo who McRib wey limited.
Speaker 9: Time here only.
Speaker 8: I'm coping comforting you who who ain't no Christmas cards
Speaker 8: we're sending. I'm cofing coffing you whoo.
Speaker 5: So break up with the happy.
Speaker 1: Ending, yeah, perfectly saying.
Speaker 10: The best thing is everyone's on the same page about
Speaker 10: it totally.
Speaker 4: The magic was An't they so sad the next year
Speaker 4: when you only have one half?
Speaker 3: Doesn't all you care about is this holiday season? You
Speaker 3: don't yeah about the future later.
Speaker 4: I'm just going to let you know we are getting
Speaker 4: a lot of text in right now. If people wanted
Speaker 4: to cuff you.
Speaker 3: The cuff, okay, but anyway, texting seven eight five nine
Speaker 3: to tell us what you thought about the song of
Speaker 3: the week.
Speaker 4: Listen to it, I mean like during those fast parts,
Speaker 4: I'm like, wait.
Speaker 5: Also, also, I think if you have a crosch you
Speaker 5: can just send them this.
Speaker 3: Song someone that you want to cuff with. We're gonna
Speaker 3: have this video up a little bit later on the
Speaker 3: Brook and Jeffrey YouTube, on our TikTok on Instagram, and
Speaker 3: all the socials at Broken Jeffrey Brook and Jeffrey in
Speaker 3: the morning, I'm still getting text into seventy five nine
Speaker 3: to two about my new song of the week if
Speaker 3: you missed it. Instead of singing the hit song by Monuskin,
Speaker 3: began ah Yah by saying my own version called Cuffin
Speaker 3: in honor of cuffing season, where all the singles need
Speaker 3: to get paired up before the holidays hit, or you're
Speaker 3: gonna suffer through the next three cold months yourself.
Speaker 5: I'm used to it, Jeff.
Speaker 4: That makes it sound nice.
Speaker 3: You're you got time but myself. Today, we're trying something
Speaker 3: new with the text board. Usually I'll read them off,
Speaker 3: but we have an automated text to voice generator, so
Speaker 3: we can actually pop a random text in and actually
Speaker 3: be able to hear it like the listeners saying it.
Speaker 4: To us, the opposite of voice to text.
Speaker 3: Yeah, let's let's try it out.
Speaker 14: Hey, Jeff, thanks for the cuffing song. It made me
Speaker 14: think of my mom. Wait, that sounded weird. We weren't
Speaker 14: dating or anything. We just hung out a lot during
Speaker 14: the holidays. Oh my god, I'm making it worse. It
Speaker 14: sounds like I was dating my mom. Please don't read
Speaker 14: this on the air. Sincerely, Jimmy Beddington from Ottawa.
Speaker 5: Interest to do.
Speaker 3: That is the last name and your location too.
Speaker 4: Why did you Why did you hit send, Timmy?
Speaker 5: You should have.
Speaker 3: Edited that a little bit before you sent it in.
Speaker 4: Geez Okay, well that was It's going to end it
Speaker 4: on that.
Speaker 3: It's an inauspicious start to the text to voice generator. Anyway,
Speaker 3: if you like the song, like timmy dad, if you
Speaker 3: missed it, or if you want to share it with
Speaker 3: a hot single that you want to cuff with your mom. Yeah, hopefully,
Speaker 3: let's hit up our socials Brooke and Jeffrey on YouTube,
Speaker 3: Facebook or on Insta. It's at Brook and Jeffrey.
Speaker 11: Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 3: We've got a new player named Mike on the phone
Speaker 3: who's about to become a new dad because he just
Speaker 3: hit up a lexus on her only fans different types
Speaker 3: of different caller. That was a different that's another line.
Speaker 3: This is a different type of dad. He's gonna be
Speaker 3: a real father to a baby boy who's doing may
Speaker 3: and real quick, We're just gonna go around the room
Speaker 3: with some name ideas, starting with Ashton. Ashton, what do
Speaker 3: you think he should name his baby boy?
Speaker 8: Uh?
Speaker 3: Chebidiah? Oh, that's okay, bold option Brook.
Speaker 5: Do you have any suggestions?
Speaker 4: What am I liking lately? I always wanted to name
Speaker 4: my kid Canyon. I know it's like kind of him.
Speaker 3: Yeah, if you wanted to be bullied and go with that.
Speaker 4: One sounds like it's like Matthew McConaughey's kid.
Speaker 3: We're gonna skip Jose because I know he's just gonna
Speaker 3: suggest Jose is the name we already know, and I'm
Speaker 3: gonna go with me and my suggestion is Jose oh,
Speaker 3: because I'm not that creative. So there you go, Mike.
Speaker 3: You can run those by your wife. And now it's
Speaker 3: time to play some trivia. How you feeling I'm feeling great.
Speaker 3: How are you guys doing? Okay? Brook, you leave the
Speaker 3: studio and while he had out, Mike, let's explain the rules.
Speaker 3: He got thirty seconds to answer as many questions as possible.
Speaker 3: If you don't know when, you could say pass, but
Speaker 3: you do have to beat Brooke outright to win? Are
Speaker 3: you ready? Let's do it? All right, daddy, here we go.
Speaker 3: Your time starts now. The very first Windows Operating System
Speaker 3: one point zero was first introduced on this year in
Speaker 3: what decade? What is the proper term used when removing
Speaker 3: the shell of an oyster? Someone known as someone known
Speaker 3: as a toehead has what hair color.
Speaker 6: Blonde?
Speaker 3: Last year, what was the number one selling item at McDonald's.
Speaker 6: Kick a nugget?
Speaker 3: What athlete claimed to float like a butterfly, sting like
Speaker 3: a bee? You've you've already got, daddy brain, even though
Speaker 3: your baby's not even here yet. That's okay, No, you're good.
Speaker 3: We'll just bleep that one out. So yeah, we're probably
Speaker 3: going to do it too, probably going to drop one
Speaker 3: this segment. So I also see on my screener here, Mike,
Speaker 3: that you are a building engineer, and you say it's exciting.
Speaker 6: I like to think, so, yeah, there's a lot of
Speaker 6: interesting mechanical equipment that we got to maintain, and just
Speaker 6: the ins and outs of high rises is mind boggling.
Speaker 5: That is, even recently I thought about like earthquakes.
Speaker 4: Yeah, or just like how they don't blow over yeah.
Speaker 8: Yeah.
Speaker 4: It's like when I see ships floating, I'm like, Okay,
Speaker 4: I get it. It's water displacement and all this stuff,
Speaker 4: but it still doesn't make sense.
Speaker 5: It's the city floating on the wall.
Speaker 3: Turn You're ready, Here we go. Your time starts now.
Speaker 3: The very first Windows operating System one point zero was
Speaker 3: first introduced on this day in what decade seventies? What
Speaker 3: is the proper term used when removing the shell of
Speaker 3: an oyster shuck? Someone known as a towhead has? What
Speaker 3: color hair?
Speaker 4: White? Blonde?
Speaker 3: Last you have? Those are two answers.
Speaker 4: It's like, yeah, sure, white platinum last year?
Speaker 3: What was the number one s item at.
Speaker 4: McDonald's, uh, Big Mac?
Speaker 3: What athlete claimed to float like a butterflies? Thing like?
Speaker 4: B Mohammad Ali?
Speaker 3: Right, we got our answers in. It's time to head
Speaker 3: on over to the scoreboard to see how you both
Speaker 3: did with Jose. If I didn't get like twelve hours
Speaker 3: of sleep, I felt like I got like none at all.
Speaker 1: I feel you, Mike, you new Dad, you got too
Speaker 1: correct today?
Speaker 6: Brother? Alrighty pretty darn good yep.
Speaker 1: And Brook, I will say off the get go talked
Speaker 1: her way out of a question, getting it right, still
Speaker 1: too correct.
Speaker 4: So heads a blonde like? They are definitely like a
Speaker 4: platinum white colored hair.
Speaker 3: Ok you go, I go again, Brooks trying to argue
Speaker 3: with the trivia.
Speaker 4: Dude, let's go my hair colors. Do you know how
Speaker 4: much money these hair colors cost?
Speaker 3: Okay, go ahead, Okay. First Windows operating System one point zero,
Speaker 3: first introduced on this day in the nineteen eighties. Nineteen
Speaker 3: eighty three, was the first Windows system. The proper term
Speaker 3: for removing the shell of an oyster is shucking. We
Speaker 3: gave that to you, Mike, Yeah, because he had He
Speaker 3: hadn't finished.
Speaker 4: The next question is that the one he cussed on?
Speaker 4: Did he put the letter?
Speaker 3: The cuss came later? Someone known as a toehead has
Speaker 3: blonde colored hair. According to the rules, it's blonde. Last year,
Speaker 3: the number one selling item at McDonald's was their French fries.
Speaker 5: So much to choose from those?
Speaker 3: Yeah, nine million pounds of fries get sold every year.
Speaker 3: The athlete that claimed to felt like a butterfly thing
Speaker 3: like a bee is Muhammad Ali.
Speaker 6: I had cars stuck in my head for some reason.
Speaker 3: Yes, he said, Steve McQueen or Lightning Queen. Yeah, and
Speaker 3: there are no we didn't get those as far as
Speaker 3: we got it, So there we go, Mike. Unfortunately Ty
Speaker 3: goes to the house. Can't give you any money here,
Speaker 3: but just we're playing. You do win two tickets to
Speaker 3: Harry Potter Magic at Play Celebrate Harry's journey in discovering
Speaker 3: the wizarding World like never before with Gaines Exploration, sensory
Speaker 3: activations and more. Opening today at the shops at the
Speaker 3: Bravern in Bellevue, which is gonna be like Disney. See
Speaker 3: it's like the same thing.
Speaker 4: And Mike, you'd be good to that wife. She's doing
Speaker 4: a lot of work for you right now, for your family,
Speaker 4: all right, take care of her.
Speaker 3: Good luck with your little bundle of joy on the way.
Speaker 3: Thank you for playing. We're gonna be back to do
Speaker 3: windbrooks Bock same time on
Speaker 11: Monday, Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.