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Speaker 2: one and only Steve Harley got a radio show today.
Speaker 2: I want to just share something with you along your
Speaker 2: way to wherever it is you're trying to get to.
Speaker 2: You know, everybody has a different definition for success, and
Speaker 2: I'm not here to tell you what yours should be.
Speaker 2: I mean, please pursue whatever you think success is. Aim
Speaker 2: as high as you can, though, that's for sure. My
Speaker 2: father used to say all the time. I'm sure you
Speaker 2: all have heard it in different variations, but he used
Speaker 2: to always say, aim for the moon. Just in case
Speaker 2: you miss, you'll still be amongst the stars. Just say
Speaker 2: that to me all the time. So that always was
Speaker 2: in me to aim high. Now he wasn't saying aim
Speaker 2: with the intent to miss. He was just saying aim
Speaker 2: in case you miss, you'll steal me amongst the stars
Speaker 2: if you aim for the moon. But if you just
Speaker 2: aim for that first flow window and you miss it,
Speaker 2: you know, usually run into some type of wall and
Speaker 2: nothing happens. You slither down, you know. In my book,
Speaker 2: act like a lady, think like a man. I told
Speaker 2: her people that me in love three ways. They profess,
Speaker 2: they provide, they protect, and that's the core essence of
Speaker 2: a man's love. Well, there's some other PE's in life too.
Speaker 2: The number one thing you have to understand about trying
Speaker 2: to be successful, and I guess I'll call this the
Speaker 2: four p's. I may come up with five along the way.
Speaker 2: I don't know. I'm just talking as it's given to me.
Speaker 2: So I'm gonna summer start by saying that these are
Speaker 2: the four PE's of success that you have to get
Speaker 2: ready for. Number one is pressure. A lot of it
Speaker 2: is applied by the circumstance of what you're trying to
Speaker 2: go for and what you're trying to do.
Speaker 8: But.
Speaker 2: A lot of it also is self imposed pressure. It's
Speaker 2: what you put on yourself to make it. It's a
Speaker 2: sense of urgency, it's a sense of necessity. But pressure
Speaker 2: is the first thing I want you to be ready for.
Speaker 2: And pressure comes in a lot of different forms, but
Speaker 2: it's going to be pressured as an old saying that
Speaker 2: pressure buster pipe. See, that's why most people turn around
Speaker 2: because of the pressure of trying to be successful. I
Speaker 2: want you to get it in your mind that it
Speaker 2: is going to be a pressure rise situation on your
Speaker 2: rise to the top. Pressure, but understand that that is
Speaker 2: what it is, is not going to change. That's it.
Speaker 2: Prepare yourself, get ready for there to be pressure. The
Speaker 2: second thing I want you to understand is when you
Speaker 2: receive this pressure, you have to persist. You got to
Speaker 2: stay at it. You got to develop a dog illness.
Speaker 2: Hez A. There's a song that says, why must I
Speaker 2: feel like that? Why must I chase the cat? Nothing
Speaker 2: but the dog in me? That's a funny line in
Speaker 2: that song, because really I was thinking about it one day.
Speaker 2: I was humming it and and it occurred to me, said,
Speaker 2: why must I feel like that? Why must I chase
Speaker 2: the cat? Nothing but the dog in me? And you know,
Speaker 2: now you could take it in the literal sense that
Speaker 2: a cat chases the dog, because it's innately it's in
Speaker 2: his spirit that cats and dogs are a lot of
Speaker 2: times enemies. Now people have pets in him, proving that
Speaker 2: if you show love on both sides, they can exist.
Speaker 2: And that happens too but naturally innately, when your cat
Speaker 2: goes by a dog and your dog don't recognize him,
Speaker 2: there's some barking going on. I'm talking about just walking
Speaker 2: through the neighborhood or something. So, but the reason that
Speaker 2: this dog is so persistent towards this cat is just
Speaker 2: cause it's in him. It's innately in him. And what
Speaker 2: I'm saying to you, just using that as an analogy,
Speaker 2: is that you got to be you got to be
Speaker 2: persistent in that. You got to develop some dog in
Speaker 2: you now because pressure takes some fighting back. See if
Speaker 2: you don't fight back against pressure, pressure buster pipe, So
Speaker 2: what you think it'll do to you? Pressure crack walls,
Speaker 2: pressure calls explosions. So if you don't fight back to
Speaker 2: hold it in, you understand pressure does most people in
Speaker 2: the simple thing called pressure, the weight of what it
Speaker 2: feels like to want to be successful every single day,
Speaker 2: over and over and over and over and over. It's
Speaker 2: just too much pressure. People crack. You got to persist.
Speaker 2: You have to persist.
Speaker 7: You can.
Speaker 2: The thought of giving up can come, but you got
Speaker 2: to get it out. You got to persist. The next
Speaker 2: thing I want you to think about is another something
Speaker 2: that I've been thinking about for years and learned for years.
Speaker 2: It's called perseverance. To persist means to insist, keyword in
Speaker 2: incest and persistence insists you must. You must insist that
Speaker 2: this is going to happen. Now, the persist I'm assuming
Speaker 2: means it's a proaction. It's some type of proaction that
Speaker 2: you go towards it to make it. You know, persist,
Speaker 2: You gotta be persistent. You gotta be constantly at it,
Speaker 2: insisting that it happens. You gotta be constantly at it.
Speaker 2: But the next thing I want you to remember is perseverance.
Speaker 2: Perseverance is important. Perseverance means that when you've done your best,
Speaker 2: when you've persisted, when you're fighting back against the pressure.
Speaker 2: Perseverance simply means I'm going to hang in here. What
Speaker 2: if a crack come into pipe, I'm gonna hang in there.
Speaker 2: If the pipe bust, I'm gonna keep going. If I
Speaker 2: gotta put duct, take mud, whatever I got to put
Speaker 2: on this thing. Man, I'm gonna use perseverance. I'm going
Speaker 2: to stay with it no matter what. So we're looking
Speaker 2: at the three things again. You got to understand that
Speaker 2: it's gonna be pressure that you're gonna have to persist.
Speaker 2: Keyword in persistence, in insist. You have to insist that
Speaker 2: no matter what the pressure is, I'm gonna stay with it.
Speaker 2: But then perseverance. If it goes wrong, Man, you got
Speaker 2: to get in there and keep fighting. But then, Lord
Speaker 2: have mercy. Nothing helps you handle the three pece better
Speaker 2: than the fourth p You got to pray. You got
Speaker 2: to use prayer. You got to talk to God. You
Speaker 2: gotta use faith. You got to have some conferences with
Speaker 2: him late at night, early in the morning, in the
Speaker 2: middle of the afternoon, when you're on the train, when
Speaker 2: you're driving. You got to talk to God. Man, you
Speaker 2: got to get yourself some help along the way. Nothing
Speaker 2: is bigger than prayer. There is nothing bigger than prayer.
Speaker 2: Prayer will help you overcome the pressure. Prayer will help
Speaker 2: you stay persistent, and Lord have mercy. Prayer will help
Speaker 2: you persevere. Then, mister faux pease, God gave that to me.
Speaker 2: I'm passing it on ladies and gentlemen, the time has
Speaker 2: come for us to acknowledge the fact that we don't
Speaker 2: have to be here, for us to acknowledge the fact
Speaker 2: that this is a blessing. It's called the present. It
Speaker 2: is a gift from God. That's why they call it
Speaker 2: the present. If you are presently living, if you are
Speaker 2: living in the present, that's why they call it the present,
Speaker 2: because it is a gift from God. Man, I'm here.
Speaker 2: I'm just glad got up this morning. Cold plunge, just
Speaker 2: dealt with it. I just you know, man, we'll talk
Speaker 2: about that in a moment because Junior's not here today,
Speaker 2: so I have something to discuss, ladies and gentlemen. Steve
Speaker 2: Harvey Morning Show, Shirley Strawberry, the Resilient Caller for Real
Speaker 2: Nephew Tommy Mississippi Monica. We are here today. I want
Speaker 2: to talk to y'all just momentarily. First of all, good
Speaker 2: morning everyone, good money. Also would like to save I
Speaker 2: haven't talked about it on the radio much, but with
Speaker 2: my radio family we do it almost every day. It's
Speaker 2: called the Cold Plunge Report, and it's where I discuss
Speaker 2: the fact that our cold plunge every morning in forty
Speaker 2: eight degree water for six person. I was talking to
Speaker 2: my old trainer, Lee hated, and he said, stop doing that,
Speaker 2: soul brother. You know, Lee hated. He real old school,
Speaker 2: stop doing that, soul brother. That's not our method. That's
Speaker 2: a very true statement. It's not. It's not for everyone,
Speaker 2: but I will tell you this. It has been a
Speaker 2: game changer for me. But to wake up in the
Speaker 2: morning from your cozy bed and go and lower yourself
Speaker 2: down up to your neck in forty eight degree to
Speaker 2: fifty degree water and setting it for six minutes requires
Speaker 2: a discipline that I didn't really know I had. And
Speaker 2: I thank God for dis lord. And you know, man,
Speaker 2: somebody asked me, man, what is your motivation for doing that?
Speaker 2: I said, well, the way I look and feel is
Speaker 2: the main motivation is for the health benefits. I say,
Speaker 2: but let me tell you something. It ain't got nothing
Speaker 2: to do with motivation sometimes. You know what cold plunging
Speaker 2: has taught me that it is more important to be
Speaker 2: disciplined than it is to be motivating.
Speaker 1: I can see it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that makes sense, that's what it has taught because
Speaker 2: your motivation can vary.
Speaker 9: You know.
Speaker 2: The motivation is why you do something like you know,
Speaker 2: I want to be healthy. I want to feel better.
Speaker 2: I want to look better. Okay, cool, But on days
Speaker 2: where you go, man, I don't get it. Damn h
Speaker 2: I look and you go get in there anyway where
Speaker 2: you take your mind. For six minutes, I listen. I
Speaker 2: listened to gospel music every more. I listened to two songs.
Speaker 2: I listened to Blessing highly favored by the Clark Sisters,
Speaker 2: which is exactly five minutes and seventeen seconds.
Speaker 1: Okay, time that thing, and then I know I.
Speaker 2: Got about forty seconds left. And then other times, like
Speaker 2: this morning, I listened to We Are Conquerors by Kirk
Speaker 2: Franklin and the family and that boy that saying that
Speaker 2: song and big favorite male gospel boy. Yeah boy, let
Speaker 2: me tell you something. That big boy in the family
Speaker 2: at Kurt Franklin, thank name.
Speaker 1: What's his all right?
Speaker 2: Steve hed boy?
Speaker 8: Coming up at thirty two minutes after the hour, we'll
Speaker 8: hear from the nephews. He runs that prank back right
Speaker 8: after this. You're listening hard morning show. It is time
Speaker 8: now for the nephew to run that prank back. What
Speaker 8: you got for his nephew, that's right here.
Speaker 2: This is a truck driver exchange, truck driver exchange. Let's
Speaker 2: go get.
Speaker 7: Hello.
Speaker 5: Hello, I'm trying to refracle.
Speaker 4: Yeah, this is Franklin.
Speaker 5: Hey, Franklin, how you doing? This is Roosevelt giving you
Speaker 5: a call from Human Resources doings?
Speaker 4: Hey, Hey, what's up Roosevelt?
Speaker 7: What could I do? All right?
Speaker 5: Man, I'm calling you from Human Resources. We'll trains and partners.
Speaker 7: Where you been?
Speaker 5: You've been driving trucks for us for quite some time?
Speaker 7: Now?
Speaker 10: What are you you?
Speaker 5: Six? Six? Six and a half years right now?
Speaker 4: Man, I'm eight and a half years.
Speaker 5: He's two years shorty, okay, eight and a half years.
Speaker 5: How you doing?
Speaker 11: Man?
Speaker 4: I'm good man, enjoying this road life.
Speaker 5: Man.
Speaker 4: I love working with you guys. Man, the benefits is there.
Speaker 5: I'm sure you're on the road right now. You're probably driving.
Speaker 5: I wanted to give you a call and is this
Speaker 5: a bad time? Can you talk right now? Yeah? I
Speaker 5: actually told over man, I have to get something to eat. Man, Okay, okay,
Speaker 5: so listen. Let me tell you what's going on here
Speaker 5: with GTK. What we're doing is we are doing some
Speaker 5: job exchange and some the drivers that we have have
Speaker 5: been pulled out of a pool and uh, some of
Speaker 5: you guys are going to be actually driving in different
Speaker 5: places now. So for the next six months, within the
Speaker 5: next thirty days, here, Franklin, you're going to be you're
Speaker 5: you're going to be driving trucks in South Africa, and
Speaker 5: you're gonna be or for about six for about six
Speaker 5: about six months, you're gonna drive in South africol.
Speaker 10: Hold hoo.
Speaker 4: Yeah, listen, I ain't got no problem with South Africa
Speaker 4: for job chat. Rather, Simond, I'm not going on no
Speaker 4: South Africa. I'm a job on the right hand side
Speaker 4: of the road.
Speaker 1: Man.
Speaker 4: I love Africans. I love everything about Africa, but I'm
Speaker 4: not going I got a family out here in the
Speaker 4: United States of America and you're trying to tell me
Speaker 4: I got to go to South Africa.
Speaker 5: Come on, man, what type of do you on that?
Speaker 5: It's it's fragment. It's part of the job exchange, is
Speaker 5: what it is.
Speaker 7: Man.
Speaker 4: I think you you only going on man. I don't
Speaker 4: want to be part of that job in Shane. No, no,
Speaker 4: I'm not going to no damn South Africa.
Speaker 5: This is not this is Listen to the track in
Speaker 5: six months and you'll be back in the States. Okay,
Speaker 5: let me say this of National.
Speaker 4: Geographic program y'all got going on? Man, I don't know
Speaker 4: what y'all got going on at y'all calling me. I'm
Speaker 4: in the middle of the talking line, trying to eat
Speaker 4: me a cheeseburger from being on the road all night,
Speaker 4: and you're talking about sending me the South Africa. What
Speaker 4: type of are you on?
Speaker 12: Man?
Speaker 4: There's some foreign exchange program y'all got going on.
Speaker 5: I'm not being part of this.
Speaker 4: You pulled my name out of pull like it was
Speaker 4: a South sue to come tell me that I'm up
Speaker 4: to be driving in South as This must.
Speaker 5: Be a joke.
Speaker 7: No, no, so good.
Speaker 5: This is a good thing, though, Franklin, I think you're
Speaker 5: gonna like it.
Speaker 10: And no, it's not a good thing.
Speaker 4: What are you telling me?
Speaker 10: Is a good thing?
Speaker 5: I got wife and kids.
Speaker 4: But I'm gonna what the are you talking about? South Africa?
Speaker 4: Do they even have roadways out there? I'm not going
Speaker 4: to Are you serious? I'm not here, I'm not I'm
Speaker 4: not hearing this correct, brother, I'm not hearing this correct,
Speaker 4: mister roses Old. I don't South what okay? I can't
Speaker 4: play the South Africa? Are you serious?
Speaker 10: Okay?
Speaker 5: This would frank hear me out here, man, Like I said,
Speaker 5: they pulled names out of a pool, and uh, you
Speaker 5: and about fifteen other guys are going to be going
Speaker 5: to different parts of the world.
Speaker 4: What type of pool you pulled it in? You better
Speaker 4: put me back in the shallow for you're going to
Speaker 4: the deep end pulling man. Get the I'm not going
Speaker 4: to South Africa. I am not going to South America.
Speaker 4: I'm not taking no malarious shots. So I on Eve
Speaker 4: got a passport?
Speaker 5: You want me to go to about that? Well, listen
Speaker 5: to me, Franklin. We're going to get you all the
Speaker 5: shots you need within the next thirty days, so you'll
Speaker 5: be set to go.
Speaker 7: I'm not going to.
Speaker 4: Go around and go to South Africa and Trump won't
Speaker 4: let me back in the country because you off right now.
Speaker 4: I'm not going to South Africa.
Speaker 5: It's a job exchange, Franklin. Okay, let me say it.
Speaker 4: What Let me a job say? So what we ain't changing?
Speaker 4: You bring South Africans over here, and then you're bringing
Speaker 4: me over the y'all. My wife is not going to
Speaker 4: be happy about this. I'm not going my someplace.
Speaker 5: Basically, Can I tell you this that your salary actually
Speaker 5: doubles the six months while you're over there.
Speaker 4: Don't try to don't try to tell me about that
Speaker 4: in South African dollars or American dollars.
Speaker 2: What is it?
Speaker 7: What is it?
Speaker 5: Don't try that American dollars. Franklin, Franklin, it will be
Speaker 5: American dollars. I'm not going to no South Africa.
Speaker 7: I am not going.
Speaker 4: Matter of fact, this is my last day and the
Speaker 4: broth y'all can come pick up this brig and and
Speaker 4: it's talking like because I'm not going to South Africa.
Speaker 4: I don't care how you sell it or you say it,
Speaker 4: I ain't going.
Speaker 5: Listen, you've been with the company eight plus years, and
Speaker 5: I just got to tell you. You are obligated. You've
Speaker 5: been chosen out of a pool. All you have to
Speaker 5: do is six months. You're gonna get paid double. Your
Speaker 5: family's gonna be fine, You'll be back.
Speaker 4: I ain't obligated to do but driving truck like I
Speaker 4: do every day, I'm not going. Let me tell you
Speaker 4: what I'm obligated to you. I'm obligated to throw this
Speaker 4: truck and forth there and drive right through the human
Speaker 4: resources window because I ain't going to move South Africa
Speaker 4: and I keep telling you that I told you that
Speaker 4: since you got in the damn phone, I ain't going nowhere.
Speaker 5: Okay, but but but but let me ask you. I'm Franklin.
Speaker 5: You've been here for what is for a some years? Man,
Speaker 5: you don't you don't want to continue your job.
Speaker 7: Here with the company.
Speaker 4: I don't give a about this job right now, trying
Speaker 4: to send me overseas like you're setting me up from me,
Speaker 4: I ain't going a matter of fact, let me turn
Speaker 4: this truck on right now, I'm coming down to see you,
Speaker 4: mister Rosevelt.
Speaker 5: Okay, well, hold on, now do you know Jermaine?
Speaker 4: Yeah, I know Rivers?
Speaker 7: But what do you got to do with it?
Speaker 5: Okay, let me go on on. Say this, Franklin, this
Speaker 5: right here that you're talking to is nephew Tommy and
Speaker 5: your boy. River's got me a prank phone call you
Speaker 5: you just got by your boy Jermaine us.
Speaker 4: Oh that month, Wait till I see rhythm. So you
Speaker 4: ain't no roads a though, And I ain't got to
Speaker 4: go to South Africa. No, not God, Oh man, this.
Speaker 5: Man on the road.
Speaker 4: You want to play it? Lis, Well, put some sugar
Speaker 4: in the trick, all.
Speaker 5: Right, Franklin, Before we leave, man, tell me this. What
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Speaker 1: I'm all right, all right?
Speaker 5: You are.
Speaker 8: Coming up next and is ask the clo. Our chief
Speaker 8: love Officer, Steve Harvey is in the building. You're listening
Speaker 8: Harvey Morning Show coming up at the top of the hour.
Speaker 8: In entertainment news, our girl Carla is here with today's
Speaker 8: music news. Guess what the Grammy nominations are, Carla, Right, we'll.
Speaker 1: Talk about it.
Speaker 8: Plus the inductees for the class of twenty twenty three
Speaker 8: Toy Hall of Fame have been announced, and Kirk Franklin
Speaker 8: is mad. Steve, He's mad at his driver Tommy for
Speaker 8: giving him a step stool.
Speaker 1: We'll talk about.
Speaker 2: Oh sorry, you got to get in here.
Speaker 11: Be out.
Speaker 7: Right now.
Speaker 1: It is time to ask the clo.
Speaker 2: All right.
Speaker 8: This one's from Dunnellen Patterson. Danelle says, I borrowed money
Speaker 8: from my cousin and I didn't know she was going
Speaker 8: to tell her boyfriend. I saw them out, and he
Speaker 8: tried to embarrass me for borrowing money. I paid her
Speaker 8: all the money right then, and I cursed her out
Speaker 8: for telling him. If they're not married, why would she
Speaker 8: share my business with this man?
Speaker 2: I mean, I don't know why she was shared, but
Speaker 2: that's run of him out. But you know what, people
Speaker 2: who do that kill me. You know, every time I
Speaker 2: turn around, I got to help her.
Speaker 7: Now.
Speaker 2: I don't like people like that. That's one of the
Speaker 2: reasons why I don't go nobody, ask nobody for nothing,
Speaker 2: because I don't want you to talking about no yeah,
Speaker 2: he come again, you know. But people who do stuff
Speaker 2: for you and their reward is to brag about it,
Speaker 2: then that becomes their reward. When in essence, what God
Speaker 2: says do is if you help these, even the least
Speaker 2: of these, so have you done unto me, then he
Speaker 2: will reward you ten times. And I would rather get
Speaker 2: the god in reward than help people's reward. But some
Speaker 2: people like to give you money in brag that they
Speaker 2: did it, so they can, you know, show off you
Speaker 2: did the right thing about flexing on them. Give them
Speaker 2: all their money right back.
Speaker 1: But you know, but he cut he gave her the
Speaker 1: money cursed rout.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but you know, don't don't don't. You've learned now,
Speaker 2: don't don't go back that way. You find out who
Speaker 2: people are when you get in.
Speaker 1: A hole, and you're gonna ask somebody, oh yeah.
Speaker 2: Sometimes and lesson this for you. Now you know you
Speaker 2: in that hole, don't go to that person right there,
Speaker 2: because they're not gonna climb down any witch.
Speaker 8: Moving on to Bianca in Norfolk, Bianca says, I heard
Speaker 8: rumors that my boyfriend had a threesome with two girls
Speaker 8: he works with.
Speaker 1: When I saw these.
Speaker 8: Girls, I went to the doctor to get a check
Speaker 8: up because they looked rough. Why do men downgrade when
Speaker 8: they cheat? Does cleanliness even matter?
Speaker 2: Whoa whoa what? Well?
Speaker 1: Else?
Speaker 2: Let's go over a couple of things. First of all,
Speaker 2: you're going off of a rumor. That's a rumor you said.
Speaker 2: You don't even have the facts, so you're operating on
Speaker 2: the rumor. Secondly, they look rough to you. Maybe if
Speaker 2: it weren't true, maybe he was looking for rough. You know,
Speaker 2: you could send us a picture over it and let
Speaker 2: you know. Sometimes you want to put them on the
Speaker 2: wall and sometimes you want to get put on the wall.
Speaker 2: So now you got to go with the rough. Got
Speaker 2: to go get some little strong ass looking girl, you know.
Speaker 8: Large glutes, large glutes, that's what we're calling bbls.
Speaker 2: Now, Yeah, thick told man I saw a lady that
Speaker 2: I was in a restaurant the other night with my son. Mad.
Speaker 2: A lady came in that restaurant and went up some
Speaker 2: steps that had a BBL and mad she had put
Speaker 2: too much ones, she had put too much on. No
Speaker 2: one looks like that, no one, no one. I've been
Speaker 2: around women my whole life, and I am an admirer
Speaker 2: of women. Now here's the rule of bbls. And I
Speaker 2: didn't make this up. I heard somebody say this, and
Speaker 2: I think, if you're gonna get a b b L
Speaker 2: they have to match your thighs.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so what you mean because big BBL.
Speaker 2: Has to be coordinated to your thighs.
Speaker 1: Uh huh, okay, okay.
Speaker 2: See the key is you can't look have you ever
Speaker 2: seen them a lo liip pop? You can't look like
Speaker 2: a lollipop.
Speaker 1: You can't look like a you know, but they coordinate.
Speaker 2: One stick stuck up under that ball. You can't do that.
Speaker 2: Your butt can't come off like it's coming off that
Speaker 2: stick at the bottom of a sucker that it's off.
Speaker 8: But they coordinate. They coordinate the bbls to their waistlines,
Speaker 8: not their legs. And that's the issue. You're saying, because
Speaker 8: you know they have a tiny, tiny waist and then
Speaker 8: the you know, the big butt.
Speaker 11: Yeah yeah, yeah, you can have too much and I've
Speaker 11: just seen too Okay, all right, I've never heard that.
Speaker 2: I'm not against me, man, I'm not against it. But yeah, no,
Speaker 2: oh no, oh no oh no, I'm telling you right
Speaker 2: now you can do too much. You can do too much.
Speaker 8: The way you look crazy, okay, cry and coordinated with
Speaker 8: your legs, not your waistline.
Speaker 2: Damn your waistline.
Speaker 1: Ah, all right, Well, you can't look.
Speaker 2: Like a toothpick stuck in the olive. You can't look
Speaker 2: like nothing on an auditor track. Yeah, you see what
Speaker 2: I'm saying. Thats what you can't look like.
Speaker 1: Okay.
Speaker 2: It has got to match your thighs, all right, all.
Speaker 1: Right, Moving on to Selena in Maywood.
Speaker 8: I was standing in my driveway talking to my neighbor's
Speaker 8: husband when she got home from work. He skirted on
Speaker 8: across the yard. As she got out of the car,
Speaker 8: she asked him what me and him had to chat about.
Speaker 8: I told my husband about it, and he said I
Speaker 8: should go over and clear the air. Was I wrong
Speaker 8: for talking to him?
Speaker 2: Well, no, you weren't wrong for talking to him. But
Speaker 2: she's jealous, envious, suspicious and your husband, Hey, look man,
Speaker 2: so we can have a cool thing. Just hey, I was.
Speaker 2: I went and told my husband. You asked what it was,
Speaker 2: and I just want you to know we was just
Speaker 2: worn't talking about anything. But the husband looked a little
Speaker 2: bit suspicious. The husband saw the wife pull up. He
Speaker 2: knew what was on his mind. See what was on
Speaker 2: his mind talking to the neighbor and his body position,
Speaker 2: and he might have thought his wife would recognize that
Speaker 2: in him, and he tried to scoot on over that
Speaker 2: open her car door right quick. But what you and
Speaker 2: her over there talking about? Yeah, because over there automatically Okay,
Speaker 2: Now what he should have did was okay, let's say
Speaker 2: his wife named Debbie. Let's say his wife named Debbie.
Speaker 2: Debbie pulled up and got it. Debbie, come here, Come here, Debbie, Debbie,
Speaker 2: come here, tell her what you just said. And then
Speaker 2: you know, you know, a conversation here talking about Yeah,
Speaker 2: her and Miles, her husband. Her and Miles was talking
Speaker 2: about having this thing. And I was letting him know
Speaker 2: the way we do it over here, and brought her
Speaker 2: into the conversation. But when you try to run over
Speaker 2: there so she can't talk to the neighbor. Yeah, the suspicion.
Speaker 2: You got to get slicker in this fellow.
Speaker 1: Drop the knowledge clo.
Speaker 8: Yes, God, you've had you was in the driveway right across.
Speaker 2: Good thing is, I ain't never had no fine neighbor,
Speaker 2: So I never had a fine neighbor ever.
Speaker 8: Coming up at the top of the hour, we'll have
Speaker 8: some entertainment news for you right after this.
Speaker 1: You're listening morning show, all right, Steve.
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Speaker 2: Texas all the way to that city. Okay, where's y at?
Speaker 1: It's in South Bend, Indiana, South Indiana.
Speaker 2: I being in Indiana from Texas. Oh, why you're in Indiana. Now,
Speaker 2: what you're gonna have to do is you're gonna probably
Speaker 2: have to get up by eighty. So eighty gonna come cross.
Speaker 2: Eighty is the turnpike that go into Indiana. But if
Speaker 2: I was coming out of Texas, you I would probably
Speaker 2: swing up Texas, Canada on thirty, take that on round
Speaker 2: by through Pine Bluff till it run up through Little Rock,
Speaker 2: and then get on forty come down forty east. Now,
Speaker 2: as soon as I'm coming down forty east, I would
Speaker 2: probably it ain't gonna go long because you can get
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Speaker 2: five and then come across, or you could run that.
Speaker 2: You can take the long way around and take that
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Speaker 1: GPS up and here all right, everybody get in the
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Speaker 1: All right, we certainly welcome w y E.
Speaker 8: T f M in South Bend, Indiana, and it is
Speaker 8: time now for Carlo's music news. Carla, let's get it.
Speaker 8: What's happening with these Grammy nominations?
Speaker 6: All right, Cherley, here we go. Grammy nominations are out.
Speaker 6: Sizzle leads with nine nominations, and newcomer Victoria Money has
Speaker 6: seven nominations. Record of the Year, Oh my Mama, I
Speaker 6: put that on my mama. I look good, I look fly.
Speaker 6: That's what's all right there also kill Bill by Sizza,
Speaker 6: that's a fire. Joint Album of the Year, Taylor Swift,
Speaker 6: Janelle Money, John Baptiste, Best New Artist, Coco Jones, Victoria Money,
Speaker 6: She is going to have a big night. Victoria Monet,
Speaker 6: Best Rap Album, Your Boy, Steve Drake, Drake Drizzy Drake,
Speaker 6: Travis Scott, Metro Booming, Best Gospel Kirk Franklin nominations, Erica Campbell,
Speaker 6: Tasha carb Leonard, TDD Trivit Maverick City.
Speaker 1: So that's a, yeah, all right.
Speaker 6: The Grammys will take place on Sunday, February third, twenty
Speaker 6: twenty four in La.
Speaker 1: That's it, all right, okay, all right, Well, speaking of
Speaker 1: Kirk Franklin.
Speaker 2: You mentioned one other piece of h I have one
Speaker 2: other piece of music news yet another sad year that
Speaker 2: I have not been nominated for or grimmy. I just
Speaker 2: wanted to put that on.
Speaker 1: You are Roscoe.
Speaker 2: I am Roscoe.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I just got checked.
Speaker 8: Oh surprise, really surprise, surprise. All right, but you mentioned
Speaker 8: Kirk Franklin, Carla. Have you all seen the video of
Speaker 8: Kirk getting upset with his new driver because his new
Speaker 8: driver put a step stool in front of the back
Speaker 8: passenger door.
Speaker 1: He was just trying to help Kirk get in his car,
Speaker 1: get in his suv.
Speaker 8: Kirk was not too happy about it, and he was
Speaker 8: trying to get just keep it together and not go
Speaker 8: off on the guy because he knows Jesus, that's what
Speaker 8: Kirk said. That's what Kirk says, Yeah, I know Jesus.
Speaker 8: That's when Kirk tells the driver to move the stool
Speaker 8: out of the way. Kirk tried to jump up and
Speaker 8: get in the suv, but he slid right back.
Speaker 5: Out.
Speaker 1: But he did make it. He did making now on
Speaker 1: the second attempt, if.
Speaker 2: You need to try your truck, you need that damn
Speaker 2: steps too.
Speaker 7: Though.
Speaker 2: Now the new driver saw that, So Tommy, how does
Speaker 2: you're not going to do it? That I ain't had
Speaker 2: the long jump into no truck.
Speaker 1: So and then he slid.
Speaker 2: Right on the back out of it, and that you
Speaker 2: got to have that dough in your hand and slang
Speaker 2: that with you.
Speaker 1: I told you that's a lot.
Speaker 2: At the kirk before you mess around, hit yourself without
Speaker 2: trying to do it. Bring the step to so you
Speaker 2: don't keep doing what you're doing because the war show
Speaker 2: or something. Then you jump up in at that chair
Speaker 2: and you slide down there. People go, hey, you'll know
Speaker 2: on the mz T show.
Speaker 1: Union BMC talking like that, he did. The drivers.
Speaker 2: Me called my experience. I've been driving. I've been driving
Speaker 2: a celebrity people for over forty four years.
Speaker 8: Coming up in twenty minutes after the hour, Black Republican
Speaker 8: Senator Tim Scott drops out of the GLT presidential race.
Speaker 2: I knew that, Hey, sheerly should I used to. I
Speaker 2: used to drive Jane Cleveland.
Speaker 1: Oh did she?
Speaker 9: Now?
Speaker 7: Did you?
Speaker 10: Did you?
Speaker 5: Day?
Speaker 1: Tim Scott is out. We'll talk about it right after this.
Speaker 1: You're listening Hardy Morning Show and trending political news.
Speaker 8: Republican South Carolina Senator Tim Scott, who had hoped to
Speaker 8: become the first African American to secure the Republican nomination,
Speaker 8: is dropping out of the twenty twenty four presidential race.
Speaker 1: Tim Scott's decision to.
Speaker 8: End his campaign came as a surprise to his camp
Speaker 8: paying staffers, who only fought out after watching his interview
Speaker 8: on Fox TV. I only found out. Yeah, they found out. Yeah,
Speaker 8: they found out on Fox.
Speaker 2: That's the Republican way. That's how they do it. Yeah,
Speaker 2: that's how they The Republicans don't have no meeting with people.
Speaker 2: They go on Fox and tell it.
Speaker 1: Okay, Yeah.
Speaker 8: Well, voters had questions about Scott's marital status after he
Speaker 8: refused to reveal his girlfriend's identity, leading some to question
Speaker 8: whether he had a girlfriend at all.
Speaker 1: Well, Tim Scott ended.
Speaker 8: The mystery after the last week's GOP debate in Miami
Speaker 8: when he introduced his girlfriend on stage. All right, that's
Speaker 8: how you do it, Senator Scott. She was a white
Speaker 8: woman named Mindy Knos, Mindy Nose.
Speaker 2: Where she called from a white girl named Mindy come on.
Speaker 1: Now, according to uh huh, yeah you want you want
Speaker 1: to see her right here?
Speaker 2: And I'm dropping out the race boy. And you know
Speaker 2: what it is, man, because they was questioning his sexuality.
Speaker 2: That's the reality of it. They can stop, Yeah, that's
Speaker 2: what all it is. Man, Stop dancing around the issue.
Speaker 2: They were questioning his sexuality. And in the Republican Party,
Speaker 2: there is no way they can let that walk with
Speaker 2: their hypocritical self. They are hypocrites over there. So they
Speaker 2: got to act like they ain't gonna do it now
Speaker 2: now we we we you know, that's that's just well,
Speaker 2: I'm glad I ain't say that, but that's that's what.
Speaker 8: I have.
Speaker 2: One that was finn to come out that was not
Speaker 2: gonna be radio open believe I myself. Yeah, but that's
Speaker 2: what's happening with the brother. I don't know how you
Speaker 2: thought it was gonna be president in damn way.
Speaker 8: Why do you say that you didn't think he had
Speaker 8: a chance. Well, his numbers were low in the polls though.
Speaker 2: The publicans crazy. Do y'all really think Republicans in this
Speaker 2: country will nominate a black person? Are you kidding me?
Speaker 2: Do you all know the real real Republicans in this country.
Speaker 2: You think they will nominate a black person, they still
Speaker 2: party there? Do you know who they really are?
Speaker 10: I do?
Speaker 2: You can forget that Tim Scott or Richard Steele or
Speaker 2: whatever that guy's.
Speaker 1: Name was, Michael, Yeah, yeah, we ain't heard from her
Speaker 1: show once.
Speaker 2: You can't do what they want you to do. They
Speaker 2: threw with you ain't even in Georgia no more. They
Speaker 2: look house. They bought. He took the stupid there and
Speaker 2: put him right on back in Texas.
Speaker 8: Coming up at thirty four minutes after the hour. Uh,
Speaker 8: it is time to play who on the show?
Speaker 1: Right after this? You're listening morning show? All right, guys,
Speaker 1: it's time to play who on the show?
Speaker 8: You know this is where I ask a series of
Speaker 8: questions and your answer will be someone on the show.
Speaker 1: So are you guys ready? Yeah?
Speaker 5: Here we go.
Speaker 1: Who on the show is most likely to eat with
Speaker 1: their mouth open? Steve? Who on the show is most
Speaker 1: likely to spend there?
Speaker 2: What are you looking over here for?
Speaker 1: Just don't splatter.
Speaker 2: Now, I can't close my mouth. Let me eat some
Speaker 2: of it down and then I close my mouth. I
Speaker 2: close to swallow. If one time you got to close
Speaker 2: your mouth. You try to swallow with your mouth over
Speaker 2: watches here right there, Try to swallow with your mouthful.
Speaker 1: You can't do it, can't do it.
Speaker 2: Can you see? That's little stuff? I know technically because.
Speaker 1: Your mouth you've tried to do it before.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that way, I can't swallow yet.
Speaker 7: All right?
Speaker 8: Who on the show is most likely to spend all
Speaker 8: their money on something stupid?
Speaker 1: We all know the answer to that. That's me.
Speaker 13: That's that's taking all my money on something stupid. That
Speaker 13: miles variety. You don't remember that good point. We forgot
Speaker 13: about it.
Speaker 2: I am using this.
Speaker 9: It stopped on the light at on West Tim I said,
Speaker 9: that's it right here. Few people paying nephew time to
Speaker 9: taking the pictures and stuff. Man, I just waiting on
Speaker 9: the rest.
Speaker 2: I told you not to buy that car.
Speaker 8: Who won the show is most likely to use curse
Speaker 8: words in a sentence.
Speaker 2: We already know who that is. It's either me or
Speaker 2: calling I don't want to say in that one. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I know you don't want to be in that one.
Speaker 2: But I'm gonna spread. I'm gonna spread some of this.
Speaker 2: That's gonna be either me or call the caller. Gonna
Speaker 2: let you have it. Don't.
Speaker 11: Yes.
Speaker 1: Who on the show is most likely to be a gambler?
Speaker 8: Deep?
Speaker 10: Yeah?
Speaker 5: What is?
Speaker 2: And when you sit there with him, don't do what
Speaker 2: he don't know?
Speaker 10: I have done that.
Speaker 2: I've done that.
Speaker 1: Who on the show is most likely to end a
Speaker 1: relationship after a week? Monica about him?
Speaker 10: She does not like?
Speaker 2: That's right?
Speaker 1: Yeah, all right? Who on the show is most likely
Speaker 1: to smoke weed?
Speaker 2: Wow? Well, who needs I don't. I ain't never smoked weed,
Speaker 2: but you do need to smoke weed to Sureley.
Speaker 6: Hi smoke.
Speaker 9: You need to pat yourself prescription. I tell you gotta
Speaker 9: teach you to cook something. You'll learn, you'll start.
Speaker 2: Getting because your.
Speaker 1: Thank you if you take it.
Speaker 2: You see, you can go down there and get a
Speaker 2: medical call because you take them big eyes down there
Speaker 2: telling me sure that they see your eyes, they're gonna
Speaker 2: leave some script. Take your glass off and go. I
Speaker 2: got black Homer, can I get yes?
Speaker 10: Man?
Speaker 8: Who on the show is most likely to become a stripper?
Speaker 8: Tommy Tommy, Tommy.
Speaker 1: Hand put my hand up, cinnamon.
Speaker 2: Called, I'll do it, Tommy, Tommy Tommy do it? Because
Speaker 2: he thank you to Yes, I mean they're making it
Speaker 2: rain the right way. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Who on the show is most likely to have sex
Speaker 1: at work.
Speaker 2: Everybody on him.
Speaker 10: Know that.
Speaker 2: I'm idn't. Hell, Well, that's Tommy. You got no limit,
Speaker 2: all right?
Speaker 1: Who on the show?
Speaker 2: Wow?
Speaker 1: Who on the show is most likely to name their
Speaker 1: own privates?
Speaker 2: Both of us?
Speaker 7: Wow?
Speaker 1: Look at the time, that's one show for today.
Speaker 2: You had to name it.
Speaker 1: American Express membership has its privileges. I Field Garfield all right?
Speaker 1: Coming up next, nephew Temmy's frank phone call. Right after this,
Speaker 1: you're listening Hard Morning show. Coming up at the top
Speaker 1: of the hour.
Speaker 8: Right about four minutes after it's my Strawberry letter for today.
Speaker 8: In the subject is he doesn't.
Speaker 2: Do it right.
Speaker 1: Okay, we'll fix it. Yeah, we need some help. He
Speaker 1: needs to fix it. He had some help.
Speaker 2: I know you're not doing it right. People that don't
Speaker 2: do it right don't know they're not doing it right.
Speaker 1: I'm telling you, Yeah. They think what I've heard from
Speaker 1: what I heard, the think they're putting it down.
Speaker 7: You're right.
Speaker 1: Do you feel like you were experienced? But it was
Speaker 1: just what you heard.
Speaker 2: This is what I heard. I had read it.
Speaker 9: Read a lot when I'm on the plane, I read
Speaker 9: a lot.
Speaker 8: A lot, all right, we'll find out what that strawberry
Speaker 8: letter is all about. Just a few because right now the.
Speaker 7: Nephew is here.
Speaker 8: You hear them with today's prank phone called nephew? Who
Speaker 8: are you pranking today?
Speaker 5: What?
Speaker 1: What is this one all about? Please?
Speaker 9: Well, before we do this shirt, let me say this
Speaker 9: right here. I don't know what's going on in Virginia Beach.
Speaker 9: I have no earthly idea. I added a show, y'all.
Speaker 9: Y'all heard me yesterday that I added a yo thirty
Speaker 9: on Saturday. I added the show.
Speaker 2: And I don't know why three hundred people have already
Speaker 2: ran up there and got them ticket. I don't know
Speaker 2: what note a but about thirty te What are y'all doing?
Speaker 2: Oh my god?
Speaker 1: What is happening?
Speaker 2: Oh my god? Am I a big thing? I don't
Speaker 2: think so, I don't stop. But I'm grateful, man, I'm grateful.
Speaker 2: I'm humble.
Speaker 5: Y'all.
Speaker 9: Y'all you're spending your money to come see you boy,
Speaker 9: I'm not gonna let you down.
Speaker 2: Virginia Beach.
Speaker 9: I am there, baby, Friday and Saturday two. On Friday three,
Speaker 9: on Saturday, the Nephew is coming through Virginia Beach, playing
Speaker 9: in to cut timy Teas that's December eight, nine ten.
Speaker 2: That's in Oakland, California.
Speaker 9: And then I keep talking about it Tacoma, Washington because
Speaker 9: I've never been there. December fifteen through the seventeenth Nate
Speaker 9: Jackson Super Funny Comedy Club. All right, the food is
Speaker 9: coming to town. And right now, this brink right here
Speaker 9: is your son and my daughter. Your son and my daughter. Oh,
Speaker 9: we're gonna get to the bottom boat right now, let's
Speaker 9: go get them.
Speaker 10: Hello.
Speaker 7: Hello, I'm trying to reach Darren's Darren's father. Is this
Speaker 7: Darren's father.
Speaker 10: Yes, it's Dare I say.
Speaker 7: Listen, I'm calling you. La. Shanda is my daughter. She
Speaker 7: goes to college up there with your son.
Speaker 3: Uh.
Speaker 7: And I'm getting the word I got a few minutes
Speaker 7: ago was that the two of them then run off
Speaker 7: and then got married together. I don't know what what
Speaker 7: what what makes them run off and get married?
Speaker 10: Like wait, wait, wait wait wait, where'd you hear this from?
Speaker 7: I just got a phone call from one of the
Speaker 7: kids at the school saying that they didn't this A
Speaker 7: girl that grew up with and went to grew up
Speaker 7: with all two grade school. She called it sat La
Speaker 7: Shonda And there and then Redhoff and got married together.
Speaker 7: And they've done that. They say they've done it yesterday.
Speaker 10: But I said, hey, wait, wait my Sunday, my father
Speaker 10: ain't I talked to him, uh about three days ago,
Speaker 10: and he ain't done nothing like that.
Speaker 7: I know, so, Dad, yesterday I've been calling Shonda a call.
Speaker 7: Ain't nobody picking up and I'm calling the boy. Then
Speaker 7: give me the bar phone number and I'm calling him.
Speaker 7: It ain't nobody picking up in the answer or nothing. Dude,
Speaker 7: it ain't like my baby girl do like nothing, not
Speaker 7: nothing like this here.
Speaker 10: But it's not like my father do nothing like that
Speaker 10: without talking to me first. So let me call down
Speaker 10: there and talk to Darren and uh, I can't give
Speaker 10: me your number, and I'll I'll call you back.
Speaker 7: I'm going down there to that school myself. I'm gonna
Speaker 7: find more of them now. I'm gonna call you to
Speaker 7: let you know his Now, if I find out that
Speaker 7: my baby girl and then ran off and got married
Speaker 7: because she done got pregnant, I promise you I'm gonna
Speaker 7: do something of that boy. Yes, if you got my
Speaker 7: baby pregnant, you me wait a minute, now.
Speaker 12: Wait a minute, now you got them do nothing to
Speaker 12: my son.
Speaker 10: I understand about your daughter. That's my son.
Speaker 12: Now you're going down to.
Speaker 10: Put your hands on my son.
Speaker 7: If you got if you got me, that's my only baby.
Speaker 7: I got.
Speaker 12: Well, well, I understand that's your only baby, because that's
Speaker 12: that's my only son. If you tell me I'm gonna
Speaker 12: put your ass on, you're gonna have a problem.
Speaker 7: If you got my baby's pregnant, your son, Darren Gory,
Speaker 7: I'm gonna be I mean, what's your name again?
Speaker 12: What's your name?
Speaker 7: Done?
Speaker 10: My name?
Speaker 7: It's my baby.
Speaker 12: What's what's your name?
Speaker 7: What's your name?
Speaker 1: Do it?
Speaker 7: Uh?
Speaker 12: I know how you tell you damn name?
Speaker 10: Look at mister Diller. Uh, you're not gonna put.
Speaker 12: Your ass on my son.
Speaker 7: I love me pregnant I have And that's the only
Speaker 7: reason I haven't see her doing something like that because
Speaker 7: I'm taller you. I'm taller years and years and years.
Speaker 7: You don't make no baby. You don't make no baby.
Speaker 12: Not be mad you're doing Hey, yeah.
Speaker 7: Went on for god man.
Speaker 10: That means you're trying to make it right. That's what
Speaker 10: she did, mister Dillon. Mister Dillon, listen to me now,
Speaker 10: I die this dare that's your daughter sy she's pugging
Speaker 10: or whatever. But let me talk to my son before
Speaker 10: you go down there telling try to do something crazy. Okay,
Speaker 10: let me tell you something.
Speaker 7: Your son didn't call hers my baby girl and to
Speaker 7: get married, and he didn't got up pregnant. I know
Speaker 7: what's going on. I know what of them.
Speaker 10: My sur ain't done nothing to your daughter.
Speaker 12: Let me crawl down there and talk to him before
Speaker 12: you talk about going down there and putting your hands
Speaker 12: on somebody.
Speaker 7: I told my mother, I told them a lot thugs alrs.
Speaker 7: Nothing but a thug.
Speaker 12: I mean, I got to wait. Hoa whoa, whoa whoa.
Speaker 10: But don't be choosing my son of being No damn thorp.
Speaker 7: Now what kind of man w im getting mad at
Speaker 7: the age of twenty and I ain't talking to the
Speaker 7: parents and nobody wouldn't make him do something like that.
Speaker 12: Well, you're talking about my tody. My son ain't done
Speaker 12: nothing to you raising it?
Speaker 7: Did you raising dinner? You're raising right?
Speaker 10: Wait a minute, now, hell are you talking to I'm
Speaker 10: talking to my bringing.
Speaker 7: I'm gonna bet your boy you you're gonna get your too.
Speaker 7: Hold on O.
Speaker 12: Ho what you think you're talking?
Speaker 7: Tom talking to you? Ain't I'm talking to hold.
Speaker 12: Man, you're hands on. Nobody you put your hand on
Speaker 12: my choice.
Speaker 7: You know what.
Speaker 4: You understand me.
Speaker 12: That's my son, that's your daughter, but that's my man.
Speaker 12: Hey man, hey, hey, that's my show. You're talking about
Speaker 12: putting your hands on. You're gonna have a problem with.
Speaker 7: Me if my man be bringing up promises you never
Speaker 7: knowing now that because I'm gonna do something that boy.
Speaker 12: You every man, that's the last time on here you
Speaker 12: gonna send to my son. Now now you gonna uh
Speaker 12: sit down, gather your shirt and and then I will
Speaker 12: last for a minute. Let me call myself and I'll
Speaker 12: get back to you, because I need to tell you
Speaker 12: what's saying.
Speaker 1: Man.
Speaker 5: Where else you got?
Speaker 7: I got after farmer that school to get the woman.
Speaker 7: I want you to know one day before I get
Speaker 7: off this phone. What is it? Man?
Speaker 12: Yeah, I'm listening.
Speaker 7: His nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Mister Darren,
Speaker 7: you just got pranked by your son, Darren Jr.
Speaker 10: Oh my goodness, that boy. This boy got better sense than.
Speaker 5: No.
Speaker 10: I got high blood pressure. What I call his mama
Speaker 10: shows my time through on me.
Speaker 7: I gotta ask you, man, what is what is the
Speaker 7: baddest I'm talking about the baddest radio show in the land.
Speaker 10: It's Steve Harvey Morning Show.
Speaker 2: Come on, give it to me a prank or some
Speaker 2: ye the prank or some hey. It was short, but
Speaker 2: it was lethal.
Speaker 1: It's crazy.
Speaker 2: I'm thinking about some celebrities. I'm really trying to.
Speaker 1: Get who's on the top of your list to a Z.
Speaker 2: I gotta get him I was doing. I don't want to.
Speaker 9: I don't want to come at him with blue eye
Speaker 9: at him, cause that that that'll send jay Z into
Speaker 9: something here.
Speaker 1: Yeah, come about a child. Okay, I'm gonna tell.
Speaker 2: Jay Z that he done stole some of my lyrics.
Speaker 2: I think that'll do.
Speaker 8: Oh okay, okay, I have I have one for you
Speaker 8: if you haven't done him already, and I don't think
Speaker 8: you have. Fedric the Entertainer, Yeah, you gotta prank him.
Speaker 2: Okay, Okay, Okay, my deal, Yes, why not?
Speaker 1: Thank you?
Speaker 8: Nephew Strawberry letter coming up and the subject is he
Speaker 8: doesn't do it right.
Speaker 1: We'll find out what that's all about. Right after this.
Speaker 1: You're listening Morning Show. See there's a new affiliate alert.
Speaker 1: Please welcome.
Speaker 6: W y E. T.
Speaker 1: F M and South Bend, Indiana. It's the New Mix one.
Speaker 8: O two three one O two point Indiana, South Bend, Indiana.
Speaker 2: That's right, I thought y'all said, YETI Indiana.
Speaker 1: That's the name of w y e.
Speaker 2: Oh it say South Bend. Yeah, Oh that changes thing
Speaker 2: wasn't really that I done knew it was. She South Ben.
Speaker 2: Now you up there by, see you and that Louis
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Speaker 8: He doesn't do it right, Dear Stephen Shirley, My husband
Speaker 8: behaves like a child when I ask him to do
Speaker 8: things around the house. He gets home from work and
Speaker 8: takes his clothes off and leaves them in the floor,
Speaker 8: then walks around in his boxers till bedtime. If I
Speaker 8: ask him to pick up his clothes off the floor,
Speaker 8: he kicks them into his side of the closet and
Speaker 8: into his side of the closet and he'll put them
Speaker 8: on top of the washing machine. He bypasses a hamper
Speaker 8: to take them all the way to the laundry room
Speaker 8: by our front door. Same with picking up behind himself
Speaker 8: in the kitchen. The few times that he helped me
Speaker 8: out with the dishes, he washed everything and put it
Speaker 8: in the dishwasher with the dirty dishes that were in there.
Speaker 8: When I ask him to do it, he doesn't do
Speaker 8: it right on purpose. Same thing with sex. If I
Speaker 8: initiate sex and he doesn't want to do it, he
Speaker 8: won't do it the way he knows I like it.
Speaker 8: He does it his way so he won't have to
Speaker 8: stop watching TV. And it's a turnof for me.
Speaker 1: I have switched the TV.
Speaker 8: Off on him and he stopped, turned it back on
Speaker 8: and laid down in the bed to finish washing watching
Speaker 8: his show. If I did that to him when he
Speaker 8: wants sex, he started a shouting match with me. He
Speaker 8: and I have had talks about him doing things without
Speaker 8: me asking him to do them, but he won't take
Speaker 8: the initiative, he said, when I ask him or tell
Speaker 8: him to do it, it makes him mad, so he
Speaker 8: does it his way, so I'll shut up. It causes
Speaker 8: me to do things to myself, and I'm tired of
Speaker 8: doing all the heavy lifting when I have a spouse
Speaker 8: that does whatever he wants to do. Why is this
Speaker 8: such a big problem for him to do things right
Speaker 8: the first time. Why doesn't it bother him when I
Speaker 8: ask him to help out around here? Why is he
Speaker 8: so resistant to me initiating sex? What's wrong with him? Well,
Speaker 8: I think you said it in the letter. Clearly he
Speaker 8: behaves like a child. He's selfish and immature. He doesn't
Speaker 8: understand or care about the rewards he would get if
Speaker 8: he puts you first and try to keep you happy.
Speaker 8: You heard the saying happy wife, happy life, a mature
Speaker 8: man gets that, A smart man knows that he acts
Speaker 8: like he doesn't even like you.
Speaker 1: I mean, he would be so crazy as.
Speaker 8: To turn the TV back on during sex after you
Speaker 8: turned it off during sex, and then he gets mad
Speaker 8: when you ask him to initiate it. Sometimes, Such a baby,
Speaker 8: such a little boy. I'm surprised that you still want
Speaker 8: to be with him at all the way he treats you.
Speaker 8: Why won't he help you, you ask, because you've let
Speaker 8: him get away with what he's been doing for so long.
Speaker 8: He has no incentive to do better. I mean, you
Speaker 8: gotta stop letting him treat you like this. You've got
Speaker 8: to change it up or you, guys won't make it
Speaker 8: very long. This doesn't look good, Steve.
Speaker 2: I'm just gonna tell you right now on top of
Speaker 2: this letter, y'all ain't gonna make it. Y'all ain't gonna
Speaker 2: make it. I've seen this before. This is divorce proceedings.
Speaker 2: As we read, these are what's called divorce proceedings, meaning
Speaker 2: this is the type of behavior that proceeds a divorce.
Speaker 2: You all are not together, you ain't trying to be together.
Speaker 2: There is no compromise here. Everybody in this relationship is unhappy.
Speaker 2: The Steven Shirley. My husband behaves like a child when
Speaker 2: I ask him to do things around the house. Now
Speaker 2: listen to me. Some of this stuff you wrong about, lady,
Speaker 2: some of this stuff, but I can show you how
Speaker 2: to correct it. But I know y'all ain't gonna like this,
Speaker 2: but I'm just gonna tell you. Now, watch this right here.
Speaker 2: He gets home from work and he takes his clothes off,
Speaker 2: and he leaves him on the floor. Then he walks
Speaker 2: around the house in his boxes to bedtime. That's not childish.
Speaker 2: That's just a man doing what he want to do. Okay,
Speaker 2: he just doing what he want to do. He'd have
Speaker 2: been in the work clothes all day, he probably don't
Speaker 2: like his uniform or job, and come home, be free
Speaker 2: and walk around the boxes home. Now here's the danger
Speaker 2: of this letter. You have never said how long y'all
Speaker 2: been married. I could help you better if I knew that.
Speaker 2: But ain't nothing wrong with what he just did. If
Speaker 2: I ask him to pick up his clothes off the floor,
Speaker 2: he kicks them into his side of the closet, or
Speaker 2: he'll put them on top of the washing machine. He
Speaker 2: bypasses the hamper to take them all the way to
Speaker 2: the laundry room by a front door lady. Ain't that
Speaker 2: way they gonna end up if he put him into Hample.
Speaker 2: Ain't a hample gonna eventually go to the laundry room.
Speaker 2: So what you're tripping for right there? But I'm gonna
Speaker 2: tell you what it is about him. And I was
Speaker 2: gonna wait till we come back, but i'ma give you
Speaker 2: all the teaser. This is in radio call TSL or
Speaker 2: T T sentence. Yeah, time spent listening.
Speaker 1: Hang on, Stave.
Speaker 2: This is because you are nagging him. And I will
Speaker 2: tell you what nagging is when we come back. And
Speaker 2: I don't care if you don't like it, sure, and.
Speaker 1: You know I don't. Steve Harmer, we'll have a part
Speaker 1: We'll have part two of.
Speaker 8: Steve's response coming up at twenty three minutes after the hour.
Speaker 8: Today's Strawberry letter, subject he doesn't do it right. We'll
Speaker 8: get back into it right after this.
Speaker 1: You're listening hard morning show.
Speaker 8: All right, Come on, Steve, let's recap today's Strawberry letter.
Speaker 1: The subject is he doesn't do it right.
Speaker 2: Here's a couple that's in this are called divorce proceedings
Speaker 2: and in this letter, it means these are the things
Speaker 2: that proceed a divorce. This is what happens that leads
Speaker 2: to divorce this couple. Right here, she says, he doesn't
Speaker 2: do it right. Let us go quickly. My husband behaves
Speaker 2: like a child when I ask him to do things
Speaker 2: around the house. He gets home from work, he takes
Speaker 2: his clothes off and he leaves them in the floor,
Speaker 2: then waits. Then he walks around in his boxes to bedtime.
Speaker 2: Like I said earlier, there's nothing childish about that. He
Speaker 2: don't like his work uniform. He just want to walk
Speaker 2: around in his draws. I got that. If I ask
Speaker 2: him to pick up his clothes off the floor, he
Speaker 2: kicks them into his side of the closet, or he'll
Speaker 2: put them on top of the washing machine. He bypasses
Speaker 2: the hamper to take them all the way to the
Speaker 2: laundry room by our front door. What's wrong with that?
Speaker 2: You tell the man to pick it up, he kick
Speaker 2: him to the closet. I don't want him kicked in
Speaker 2: the closet. He picks them up, takes them all the
Speaker 2: way to the laundry room, put them on top of
Speaker 2: the washingman sheet. Now guess what you're mad at because
Speaker 2: he done bypass the hamper. Well, ain't that where the
Speaker 2: hamper going? Eventually that hamper always finds his way to
Speaker 2: the laundry room. But you know why he not doing
Speaker 2: it the way you want him to do it and
Speaker 2: how you want him to do it, because he in
Speaker 2: his mind you are nagging him. And that's exactly what
Speaker 2: you're doing. And I will tell you why it's called nagging.
Speaker 2: Nagging is your timing and your tone. That's what's called nagging, ladies.
Speaker 2: It's your timing and your tone. He your husband, He
Speaker 2: ain't your baby. So if you see your man, you
Speaker 2: know your man take his clothes off every day when
Speaker 2: he come over it. You know he like walking around
Speaker 2: here his drawer, that's what he liked to do. Pick
Speaker 2: your clothes up off the floor. He kicked him in
Speaker 2: the closet. Don't kick your clothes in that closet. He
Speaker 2: picked him up and take him to the washing machine.
Speaker 2: What you want, damn, Just let the man kick his
Speaker 2: clothes off and take him to the washing machine. What
Speaker 2: difference do it make? But it ain't what you want. Now,
Speaker 2: that's where you're wrong. The rest of it is on
Speaker 2: him though, same with picking up behind himself in the kitchen.
Speaker 2: The few times that he helped me out with the dishes,
Speaker 2: he washed everything that was good and then put it
Speaker 2: in the dishwasher with the dirty dishes that we're in. Now, okay,
Speaker 2: he's stupid. Now see I said, See, lady, I'm gonna
Speaker 2: tell you where you're wrong. But he is stupid. He
Speaker 2: washed everything and put it in dish washing with the
Speaker 2: dirty dishes that we're in there. When I asked him
Speaker 2: to do it, he doesn't do it right on purpose,
Speaker 2: because I'm telling you, ma'am, it's the timing and the
Speaker 2: tone that you are using with this man, and this
Speaker 2: is his way of rebelling. I promise you we are simple.
Speaker 2: This is his way of rebelling. Same thing with sex.
Speaker 2: If I initiate sex and he don't want to do it,
Speaker 2: he won't do it the way he know I like it. Well,
Speaker 2: let's get to your women too, because when y'all give
Speaker 2: us sex and y'all don't really want to, it ain't
Speaker 2: the same. We just don't care at all. Yeah, we
Speaker 2: just don't care. See that's difference.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 2: See see, you asked us for sex and we don't
Speaker 2: want to have it. And then you come in here
Speaker 2: and get it. Yeah, I ain't gonna do it the
Speaker 2: where you want to. I told you I ain't want to.
Speaker 5: Now.
Speaker 2: See now, you got attitude. We on the other hand,
Speaker 2: if you just give it to us at you ain't
Speaker 2: gotta want to, you ain't gotta feel like if you
Speaker 2: just give it to us, we don't care. I knew
Speaker 2: it wasn't your best. Your best. He is pretty good though,
Speaker 2: yeah you know, Yeah, y'all's even if it's it ain't
Speaker 2: up to quality, It's still good though. It's like pizza
Speaker 2: ud in that box in the morning. Yes, lord, Same
Speaker 2: thing with sex. If I initiate your sex, he won't.
Speaker 2: He doesn't wan't to. He won't do it the way
Speaker 2: he know I like it. He does it his way
Speaker 2: so he won't have to stop watching TV. And it's
Speaker 2: a turn off to me. I have switched the TV
Speaker 2: off on him, and he stopped, turned it back on
Speaker 2: and laid down in the bed to finish watching his show.
Speaker 2: See I told you not, now, baby, Hold up, I'm
Speaker 2: watching something. You make the man have sex? He gonna
Speaker 2: watch TV? Why y'all having sex? That's trifling? You reach
Speaker 2: over and turn the TV off. He stopped, turned TV
Speaker 2: back on. Now, he laid out, now you had your
Speaker 2: little sex, let me going back to watching this show.
Speaker 2: Y'all not gonna make it. Y'all ain't gonna make it,
Speaker 2: because once again, he's stupid. If I did that to
Speaker 2: him when he want sex, he started shouting match with me,
Speaker 2: he's stupid again. How you gonna holler at the purse
Speaker 2: you trying to have sex with? How you think that's
Speaker 2: gonna work.
Speaker 5: Out for you?
Speaker 2: Any baby? Let's go and get into something. I don't
Speaker 2: want to know the hell you mean. You don't want
Speaker 2: to cool?
Speaker 1: All right?
Speaker 2: Hey, bruh, bruh. If you want to make sure you
Speaker 2: don't have sex, mess with a moment's moved because they
Speaker 2: have to be in the mood. They not like us.
Speaker 2: We just have to be in the room. They have
Speaker 2: to be in the moved. See there's a big difference.
Speaker 2: It's two double o's in each word. But we have
Speaker 2: to just be in the room. They had to be
Speaker 2: in the movie. He said, when I asked him to
Speaker 2: tell him to do it, it makes him mad. You
Speaker 2: know why. It makes it mad because he feels like
Speaker 2: you naggative, miss your tone and your timing. Lady, he
Speaker 2: tied of you, naggat him, and he don't like you
Speaker 2: no more. End of letter.
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Speaker 8: at forty six minutes after the hour. You guys can
Speaker 8: be married, don't live together in the same house. We'll
Speaker 8: talk about a couple who does just that right after this.
Speaker 1: You're listening morning show. All right, guys.
Speaker 8: So, back in September, comedian and actor Jay Moore married
Speaker 8: Jeanie Buss. We all know Genie Buss because she's the
Speaker 8: president of the La Lakers. This marriage is interesting because
Speaker 8: Genie and Jay not only don't sleep in the same bed,
Speaker 8: they don't even live in the same building unit. Okay,
Speaker 8: Jeannie lives on the third floor of the building, Jay
Speaker 8: lives on the first floor, and some I don't know,
Speaker 8: some random couple lives in between the two of them
Speaker 8: on the second floor. So here's a question, how about
Speaker 8: you and your partner. Do you spend every moment together
Speaker 8: whenever you can as much as you can, or do you,
Speaker 8: you know, do your best to give each other, as
Speaker 8: much space as possible, as often as possible, and could
Speaker 8: you you know, how would you feel about living apart
Speaker 8: in all of that?
Speaker 9: But they'll get a lot across the street that's for sale.
Speaker 9: If I get that lot cross the street. If I
Speaker 9: can get that lot, you got building only by twenty
Speaker 9: twenty four, stay cross street from Jackie nie kids. Kay,
Speaker 9: why do you need that much? You are so stupid.
Speaker 2: The peacefulness, the time to yourself.
Speaker 1: Oh, they're getting on your nerves.
Speaker 8: Huh wait, I know Jackie wants to fly away, you
Speaker 8: get Yes, I know she wants to go.
Speaker 2: She might chipend on the lot.
Speaker 7: Yeah, I got the dumb.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, you know everybody needs me time. Me time
Speaker 2: is critical. Yeah, you got to have some time to
Speaker 2: yourself where you don't have to worry about what your
Speaker 2: spouse is thinking, wanting, or saying. Because I do things
Speaker 2: when I'm around my boys that I will not do
Speaker 2: around her.
Speaker 1: She can't see me, of course, Yeah, she can't see me.
Speaker 2: Ladies, what I'm finished saying, you're not gonna believe coming
Speaker 2: out of my mouth.
Speaker 1: The whole idea of marriage is to be together. But
Speaker 1: what's over.
Speaker 2: Not all the time, but together all the time. Yeah,
Speaker 2: where I go?
Speaker 5: Here you go.
Speaker 2: Like Marjorie now is talking about. She told me yesterday, Steve,
Speaker 2: I want to take up golf so we can play
Speaker 2: golf together. I went up to that golf course and
Speaker 2: told everybody up there, my wife, come up here. You'll
Speaker 2: schedule this book.
Speaker 1: So you want that to be just your thing, not
Speaker 1: a week.
Speaker 9: Yeah, I don't want golf course. Two of the questions
Speaker 9: eighteen holes with my wife?
Speaker 2: What hell?
Speaker 7: Game?
Speaker 2: Golf A hard game. I already can't play. Now I
Speaker 2: know she can't play. How do I I don't know.
Speaker 8: Okay, guys, coming up at the top of the hour,
Speaker 8: a guy on social media needs some advice Steve. He's
Speaker 8: been invited to a wedding, but not to the bachelor party.
Speaker 8: We'll talk about that right after this.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you're listening Harvey Morning Show.
Speaker 8: All right, So Steve Eddie on Steve Harvey FM. Right,
Speaker 8: I was invited to a good friend's wedding, but I'm
Speaker 8: not invited to the bachelor party. It seems to include
Speaker 8: a lot of mutual friends, and I'm kind of mad
Speaker 8: and hurt about this, Uncle.
Speaker 1: Stephen Morning Crew.
Speaker 8: I want to participate in all the bachelor party festivities
Speaker 8: with special guests Cinnamon, Glitter, Olympia and them.
Speaker 1: If you know what I mean? Should I bring this
Speaker 1: up with the groom or just let it go and
Speaker 1: focus on the wedding.
Speaker 2: Well, see, Eddie, you got to figure out now. You know,
Speaker 2: everybody got some friends that they can do this with.
Speaker 2: Everybody got some friends where they don't do that with them.
Speaker 5: I have.
Speaker 2: It's certain people, man, like my boy Radcliffe. He'll minister
Speaker 2: and I'll need of him seeing all this.
Speaker 1: He can't.
Speaker 2: All right, don't need to see that that that ain't
Speaker 2: gonna Yeah, And what it is, Eddie, is just something
Speaker 2: about you, something in your character that does not fit
Speaker 2: into what they plan for the bachelor party. And you
Speaker 2: gotta be honest with yourself. Maybe they trying to spare
Speaker 2: you from it, like Eddie didn't say what he did,
Speaker 2: you know, or Eddie, maybe you wanted them dudes where
Speaker 2: you tell your wife everything and they know it. So
Speaker 2: they got to keep Eddie away from this hell, right,
Speaker 2: you know? So it is it's a flaw in you, Eddie.
Speaker 2: You gotta recognize what it is. It's not that they
Speaker 2: don't like you, man, Maybe they trying to protect you
Speaker 2: because they know how you are.
Speaker 9: You know, don't want ed ass around, right? Yeh?
Speaker 2: I know, and that's what it is.
Speaker 9: Eddie.
Speaker 2: You can't touch the dancers, not Eddie. Ain't no Edie
Speaker 2: grab people touching people. Now I just lost it. See Eddie,
Speaker 2: you we told you you can't touch you dance.
Speaker 8: Their names are Cinnamon, which is your super name, Glitter which.
Speaker 1: Was mine, Olympia and them world why.
Speaker 2: Keyword?
Speaker 5: Why?
Speaker 9: Oh?
Speaker 2: I know when they call you Olympia, I know what's
Speaker 2: happened to me.
Speaker 1: Coming to the stage.
Speaker 2: Yes, olympiall.
Speaker 1: All right, So that's what it is, all right. I
Speaker 1: think we have time for another one.
Speaker 8: Steve Ashley on Facebook says, my neighbor lets her cat
Speaker 8: roam around the neighborhood. The cat is sweet and friendly,
Speaker 8: but it often comes into my yard, digs up plants
Speaker 8: in my garden and leaves unwanted gifts behind. I've spoken
Speaker 8: to them politely about it, but nothing's changed. How would
Speaker 8: you suggest I handle this without damaging my relationship with
Speaker 8: my neighbor?
Speaker 2: Get a pit bull?
Speaker 1: Yeah, I think that will help. That would do it?
Speaker 2: Ass over here again, scratch up some moat yard and
Speaker 2: watch this here.
Speaker 1: Come on, Yeah, that would do it.
Speaker 2: No, let's get your pit bull. I don't want it,
Speaker 2: and then not to hurt the cat, but not a cat.
Speaker 2: See the pit bull. He ain't going over there any
Speaker 2: other suggestion to be detrimental to the cat's health. You know,
Speaker 2: you can't put no no spray out or nothing like that.
Speaker 2: You know, kill the cat and nothing like that. It
Speaker 2: ain't worth it, you know. But the pit bull will
Speaker 2: discourage the cats. You ain't got to go that big Tommy,
Speaker 2: want a cane of course of what you want to do? Rioting?
Speaker 9: Oh we quit fop tang in this morning? Okay, sitting
Speaker 9: in that big ass dug. I can't pull it off him.
Speaker 9: I wasn't ready for it going down. And thereighborhood was
Speaker 9: that Tommy.
Speaker 5: I was ready.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna get ready, get back to.
Speaker 1: Tommy.
Speaker 2: Thebuta can Courso is that a saddle on? That damn talk?
Speaker 1: Is that a what say?
Speaker 2: Hey dog dog? I'm scared of it. I wish I
Speaker 2: had a picture.
Speaker 1: So Tommy, you thinking about really getting one of those dolls?
Speaker 7: My wife?
Speaker 2: Oh cool, you ain't getting one. We can stop this
Speaker 2: right now.
Speaker 1: Aren't they gentle though? Like they're great with ain't general? Okay?
Speaker 7: All right.
Speaker 1: We'll have more on the Steve Harvey Morning Show coming
Speaker 1: up in twenty minutes after the hour. Right after this,
Speaker 1: you're listening Harvey Morning Show.
Speaker 8: Research from the National Retail Federation review that Americans expect
Speaker 8: to spend and average of eight hundred and seventy five
Speaker 8: dollars on holiday gifts, decorations, food, and other seasonal items. Overall,
Speaker 8: holiday spending is expected to reach record levels in November
Speaker 8: and December, and the most popular gift is still gift cards,
Speaker 8: with fifty five percent of shoppers saying they'd like to
Speaker 8: get them this year, followed by clothes and accessories, books,
Speaker 8: video games or other media, and personal care or beauty items.
Speaker 8: So here's a question for you guys. Do you have
Speaker 8: a budget for holiday spending and do you actually stick
Speaker 8: to it if.
Speaker 2: You do, I wish it was eight seventy five. I
Speaker 2: wish it was that.
Speaker 1: Please Lord boy, you wish that was your budget. I
Speaker 1: wish that was the Yeah, I stick to my budget.
Speaker 1: Do you those your budget eight seventy five or more more?
Speaker 1: It's a little more more?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Yeah, I go.
Speaker 9: I go over every because I make sure I give
Speaker 9: my wife everything. I thanks you most. I'll go away overboard.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but you know you gotta cut back on buying
Speaker 1: for everybody.
Speaker 2: I can't do that.
Speaker 1: You can't do what budget?
Speaker 2: You're my wife everything she won't and more. No, we're
Speaker 2: not fin to do that. No, no, no, we're not
Speaker 2: finna do that. You're gonna get two different worlds though. No, no, no, no,
Speaker 2: we're in the same world. You're sitting up here getting
Speaker 2: everything she won't and more. Yeah, you crazy sit out
Speaker 2: and talk to her so you can find out what
Speaker 2: that really is.
Speaker 1: The hour, we'll play another round of would you rather?
Speaker 8: Right after this you're listening morning show, It's time now
Speaker 8: for a round. Would you rather? Would you rather do
Speaker 8: a Christmas shopping in advance or would you rather shop
Speaker 8: at the last minute, you know that last minute New
Speaker 8: Year's Eve, New Christmas Eve shopping.
Speaker 2: If you do that from you're gonna end up giving
Speaker 2: somebody something that didn't have a lot of thought behind it,
Speaker 2: especially if the person is important to you. Okay, I'm
Speaker 2: strongly suggesting fellas that right after Thanksgiving you start purchasing
Speaker 2: that gift.
Speaker 1: Okay, I like that.
Speaker 2: Okay, yeah, now don't why go ahead?
Speaker 9: Will we ever go through a Christmas and just not
Speaker 9: do all these gifts, and it's just the not just
Speaker 9: enjoyed the season.
Speaker 8: You want to.
Speaker 2: You could try that.
Speaker 1: Giving.
Speaker 2: You can enjoy that season if you want to, but
Speaker 2: you ain't gonna enjoy nothing else, all right? Would you
Speaker 2: go ahead?
Speaker 8: Would you rather go for a Christmas lights drive? You know,
Speaker 8: go drive around and see all the Christmas lights? Or
Speaker 8: would you rather go to a Christmas church Christmas play
Speaker 8: with a live Nativity scene?
Speaker 2: I'd rather I hadn't been in ten of them. I
Speaker 2: don't want to do that.
Speaker 1: Did you play Jesus.
Speaker 2: The only one? The only one? Wait?
Speaker 1: Hold on, what what Steve?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 2: He was baby Jesus. He was the only grown up
Speaker 2: they could find that could lay still. Shut up, boy up.
Speaker 2: They swallowed him, put it in last, laid him down
Speaker 2: in that Hey, baby's so gentle. He swallow him, swallow.
Speaker 7: All right?
Speaker 8: Would you rather eat at the kid's table? Would you
Speaker 8: rather eat at the kid's table or the adult table?
Speaker 2: Who would you talk to? Shir I'm talking to I'm
Speaker 2: a grown grown man. I don't eat at no kids
Speaker 2: so you don't can fit at the keyd table. I
Speaker 2: can't fit at the kids day. I can't fit with
Speaker 2: that damn table. But why you getting mad at shill?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 1: What's the tone?
Speaker 7: What's that?
Speaker 14: Because we're waddled all these Christmas here you get you
Speaker 14: Jesus in the grass and now and now he over
Speaker 14: that the little kid had.
Speaker 2: Taken because you're you're an ugly ass wise man. Shut up.
Speaker 8: After forty nine minutes, after the hour that is today's rounded,
Speaker 8: would you rather I'd.
Speaker 2: Rather beat the ugly ass wives man than little ug lads?
Speaker 7: Baby?
Speaker 1: I love the day.
Speaker 8: Closing remarks with the one and only Steve Burdy right
Speaker 8: after this, you're listening hard Morning show. All right, guys,
Speaker 8: here we are our last break of the day on
Speaker 8: this Tuesday. It was a good day, good day today,
Speaker 8: and we have to say welcome to the Steve Harvey
Speaker 8: family to our brand new affiliate w y E t
Speaker 8: F M and South Bend Indiana. Steve, now you know
Speaker 8: about South Bend, Indiana. It's the new Mix.
Speaker 1: Go ahead, the new Mix one on two point three.
Speaker 8: Michiana's home for R and B and old school nice
Speaker 8: And where were you saying, uh huh welcome?
Speaker 2: So we got Indiana kind of has a special place
Speaker 2: in my heart a little bit because it was my
Speaker 2: very first road GIG ever out of Cleveland. Oh really,
Speaker 2: I had come down seventy one south to Columbus, Ohio
Speaker 2: and got on seventy west.
Speaker 1: And did you know how you got GP y'all get lost?
Speaker 7: Y'all need to.
Speaker 2: Okay, Well it was done back then, it sure was,
Speaker 2: you know. Can I tell you another fact? I have
Speaker 2: never ever used GP yes on my car ever?
Speaker 1: Really, so you know where you're going every single time
Speaker 1: you get in a car.
Speaker 2: Well, it's no way. I'm getting in my car and
Speaker 2: I don't know where I'm going. It is no way.
Speaker 1: That's never been a new location of some place of
Speaker 1: business or something that you.
Speaker 2: I got to know where I'm going. I can't sit
Speaker 2: up here and read the screen and you left her. No,
Speaker 2: I have to know where I'm going. I can't do that.
Speaker 2: Well I don't know. First of all, I got a driver,
Speaker 2: so yes, problem. But I'm just saying, when I do drive,
Speaker 2: I never use GPS because I have to know where
Speaker 2: I'm going. That's I can't. It's just the old way
Speaker 2: of doing stuff. I can't get that out of my head.
Speaker 2: It's like I don't go nowhere without cash.
Speaker 1: My kids be talking, Dad, you don't need to say that.
Speaker 2: Well, it don't matter what what are you finna? Do
Speaker 2: You have bodyguards but I have people who are paid
Speaker 2: to hurt you. You don't want to do this to me?
Speaker 2: Just stop. I ain't through. I don't want no problems.
Speaker 2: But then I don't want.
Speaker 1: Well Indiana's story anyway.
Speaker 2: So I drove to Bloomington, Indiana. It was my first
Speaker 2: gig ever. On the road I left home no iron,
Speaker 2: I just did. I didn't know how to thank it through.
Speaker 2: And I'm and that. I get to the hotel that
Speaker 2: the agent told me, I was standing there, which was
Speaker 2: a red roof end. I went up to the counter
Speaker 2: and the counter said, your roommate is already in the room.
Speaker 2: So I said, okay, I need roommate, but I ain't
Speaker 2: you know, I can't argue. This is my first gig.
Speaker 2: I figured this how I go? So I go up
Speaker 2: there and knock on the door. A black dude opened
Speaker 2: the door and it's j Anthony Brown. What And I said, hey, man,
Speaker 2: how you doing? I said, my name is Steve Hargis. Yeah,
Speaker 2: what's up?
Speaker 1: Man?
Speaker 2: I said, I'm your roommate. Not as soon as he
Speaker 2: opened the door, I noticed it's two beds in there,
Speaker 2: but it's stuff all over every bed. It was a
Speaker 2: long cord crossed the room. It was a sewing machine
Speaker 2: in there. I said, what is this? I said, hey man,
Speaker 2: I'm your room man. He said, no, no, no, no no.
Speaker 2: I don't do roommates. Man, I don't do roommates. I'm
Speaker 2: a headliner. I don't do roommates. I said, well, bro,
Speaker 2: I don't know what to tell you. But the dude
Speaker 2: told me that I have a roommate and you and
Speaker 2: you here, so he said, now, man, you got to
Speaker 2: get your own room. I said, hey, bro, that can't happen.
Speaker 2: I ain't got no money. Janthony Brown reached in his
Speaker 2: pocket gave me thirty dollars. He said, hey, man, go
Speaker 2: go downstairs, get yourself a room, and don't and don't
Speaker 2: let your white folks tell you you got a roommate.
Speaker 2: No more learn that. I said, okay, bo, I ain't
Speaker 2: no nothing. So I went downstairs. Now got my own room.
Speaker 2: And I'm up there and it's getting close to showtime.
Speaker 2: And I got about three hours and I started pulling
Speaker 2: my stuff out of my bag, all my clothes wrinkling.
Speaker 2: I remember that, I mean this dude, room. I saw
Speaker 2: ironing board, sewing machine. So I went back up there
Speaker 2: and knocked on the door. He said, hey man, what's happening.
Speaker 2: I told you I don't do room. Mat say, hey man,
Speaker 2: come up here. I got the room, I said, but
Speaker 2: can I borrow your iron? I say, because I ain't
Speaker 2: got no iron. He said, hey, little man, how you
Speaker 2: out here on the roads? They ain't got no iron?
Speaker 2: I said, okay, you know, but I normally didn't let
Speaker 2: nobody talk to me like that. But I saw this
Speaker 2: dude was more advanced than the game than me, so
Speaker 2: I took it, and he said, man, use it.
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