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Speaker 4: Good morning everybody. You are listening to the voice, Come on,
Speaker 4: dig me now, one and only. Steve Harvey got a
Speaker 4: radio show man. Oh man, oh man? How many times
Speaker 4: I got to say that before I get tired of it?
Speaker 4: I think it's gonna be a minute, folks. I gotta
Speaker 4: be real with you, because boy, that's Steve Harvey, got
Speaker 4: a radio show man. Clear indication of how God can
Speaker 4: do some unexpected, wonderful things for you, how he leads
Speaker 4: your life in directions that you never ever saw coming.
Speaker 3: You know.
Speaker 4: I was talking with somebody the other day and they
Speaker 4: were talking about how man, they were young and they
Speaker 4: were doing things, and they never knew that the things
Speaker 4: that they were doing as a youngster would come and
Speaker 4: help help form who they were.
Speaker 2: Today as an adult. This guy is fifty years old.
Speaker 2: And you know the same thing for you.
Speaker 4: If you look back on your life and all of
Speaker 4: the things that you've done, it helped shape you into
Speaker 4: who you are now. This is provided now that you
Speaker 4: take the positive approach. Now when I say look back
Speaker 4: at your life and see what you've done, that doesn't
Speaker 4: mean dwell on the misfortunate moments, because the misfortunate moments
Speaker 4: were necessary.
Speaker 3: I know it.
Speaker 4: It's hard to see that when it's happening to you,
Speaker 4: but the unfortunate moments are necessary. You know, what really
Speaker 4: makes you appreciate summer vacation is winter work. What really
Speaker 4: makes you appreciate a walk on the beach is when
Speaker 4: it's cold. Is rain in our side. What really makes
Speaker 4: you appreciate when you're up, it's because you've been down.
Speaker 4: See if you were up all the time, just the
Speaker 4: nature of us as human beings, we would lose our
Speaker 4: appreciation for it because it becomes case hurrah, whatever it is, Well,
Speaker 4: it is what it is, just what what you take
Speaker 4: it for granted, it becomes expected. But what happens in
Speaker 4: life s is it has so many twisting turns, and
Speaker 4: then you learn how to deal with those twisting turns,
Speaker 4: which makes you now a more experienced person. And then
Speaker 4: when the sunny days come, man, you go wild. It's
Speaker 4: really nice outside. You really want to appreciate how warm weather.
Speaker 4: Just stay in a bunch of cold weather all the time.
Speaker 2: You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 4: I'm just this is really simpler now, a lot of analogies,
Speaker 4: but it helps you along the way. Now, here's what
Speaker 4: I came to say today to everybody out there. And
Speaker 4: this has helped me in my life. I can't tell
Speaker 4: you what it's done for me, but a lot of
Speaker 4: people are struggling with moving forward with their future, their
Speaker 4: future plans, their future goals, their future aspirations, their future hopes,
Speaker 4: their future dreams. Just simply that your future wants a
Speaker 4: lot of people trying to have a hard time mapping
Speaker 4: out their future. Even what I'm gonna do, what I'm
Speaker 4: gonna be, what I'm gonna make, how I'm or go
Speaker 4: about it? What do I do next? I want to
Speaker 4: share something with you that I had to come to
Speaker 4: terms with. The quickest way to lose focus on your
Speaker 4: future is to keep focusing on your past.
Speaker 2: You know, It's like I said at the beginning.
Speaker 4: You know when I say, it's wonderful to look at
Speaker 4: your life and review it, because if you look at it,
Speaker 4: it'll tell you it really helped shape inform you today
Speaker 4: as the person you are now. If you look at
Speaker 4: it in a positive sense. But if you dwell in
Speaker 4: harp on the negative that's happened to you, then that
Speaker 4: keeps you from seeing the good in the incident, every
Speaker 4: bad thing that's happened to you, that was a silver
Speaker 4: lining behind it. I know people who were on drugs
Speaker 4: who finally, man, just got sent to prison for stealing
Speaker 4: because of their habit. I don't cat that's so dope. Well,
Speaker 4: he went to prison, he told me one time, he
Speaker 4: says Steve. He said, man, this is the best thing
Speaker 4: ever happened to me to save my life. Now, most
Speaker 4: people would think, how in the world is going to
Speaker 4: prison helpful for you? The brother said, it's saved my life.
Speaker 4: First of all, it got me clean. He said, I've
Speaker 4: been clean for five years from sitting in here. That's
Speaker 4: for starters. I'm clean. I ain't stealing no more. I
Speaker 4: ain't putting myself in jeopardy, and I ain't jeopardizing nobody else.
Speaker 2: He said.
Speaker 4: Now, man, I done went to college. I don'et got
Speaker 4: a college degree while I'm in here. Then he was
Speaker 4: released from prison, and the brother's life was completely turned around.
Speaker 4: He married, he got a family, he got a great job.
Speaker 4: He go to work every day. He's a productive citizen.
Speaker 2: I mean.
Speaker 4: So he looks back on his incarceration, even his drug abuse,
Speaker 4: and it taught him how to appreciate the things in
Speaker 4: life that he had taken for granted and was missing
Speaker 4: because he said, man, my life was just in a blur.
Speaker 2: I didn't even know what was going on. He said,
Speaker 2: Now I appreciate every day I wake up. That's what
Speaker 2: I mean.
Speaker 7: Even in your missteps in life, there is a purpose
Speaker 7: for the missteps.
Speaker 4: Every time you fail, there was a reason for the failure.
Speaker 4: See what I had to do was I had to
Speaker 4: learn that all of my failures taught me how to
Speaker 4: get back up. So I became a very strong and
Speaker 4: tough person in getting back up. And then I was
Speaker 4: down and out so long that it taught me how
Speaker 4: to really appreciate the up. And so I've taken all
Speaker 4: of that and used it those experiences that happened to me,
Speaker 4: and I became a more experienced person. So next time
Speaker 4: when people talk about me who don't know me. It
Speaker 4: don't shake me, cause everybody not gonna like you. Man,
Speaker 4: you might as well go and get on this train
Speaker 4: right now. And so what I'm saying to you out
Speaker 4: there is the way to lose focus on your future
Speaker 4: is to keep focusing on your past.
Speaker 2: Let it go. Yeah yeah, yeah, he left.
Speaker 4: Sometimes the breakup is the blessing. I know it's hard
Speaker 4: to break up because now you're loaneling you by yourself.
Speaker 4: But man, but wasn't you in misery when you was
Speaker 4: in that? Weren't you in complete misery in that? Now
Speaker 4: you kept asking God to fix it. But it takes
Speaker 4: two people to fix a relationship. It don't just take one.
Speaker 4: It take two to make a thing go right. It
Speaker 4: take two to make it out of sight. You really
Speaker 4: do have to have two people wanting a relationship to work.
Speaker 4: It can't just be one person want a relationship, so
Speaker 4: you can pray about the relationship all you want. If
Speaker 4: the other person don't want you no more and ain't
Speaker 4: gonna act right, you can't make him do that or
Speaker 4: you can't make her do that. But you steady asking
Speaker 4: God for a new relationship. But you are yet to
Speaker 4: be grateful that you are in a position to have
Speaker 4: a relationship. And you keep harping on the past. You
Speaker 4: don't think you hear that.
Speaker 2: I'm just a dude with a show, and I hear
Speaker 2: it all the time.
Speaker 7: Let it go go forward.
Speaker 2: It's over.
Speaker 4: You made it, He bought you through it, you conquered,
Speaker 4: you survived it. Why are you dwelling on it and
Speaker 4: making it the cross around your neck when clearly he
Speaker 4: had removed it for you. Now all you got to
Speaker 4: do is come on. So if you sit behind them walls,
Speaker 4: brothers and sisters, I'm talking directly to you sometimes.
Speaker 2: Man, you just got to get it right. All this
Speaker 2: repeat of fender business.
Speaker 7: That's for?
Speaker 2: Who is that for?
Speaker 4: How ignorant can you be to keep giving your life
Speaker 4: back to the penal system? Be free, man, walk the streets,
Speaker 4: do the right thing.
Speaker 2: Ask God to.
Speaker 4: Help connect you. He could do anything. You think he
Speaker 4: can't give you a job? Are you serious?
Speaker 8: Man?
Speaker 2: Put some faith on it. Let's move forward, y'all. Let
Speaker 2: it go. Let's movestenning show, ladies and gentlemen. I don't
Speaker 2: know if you've noticed it again, but it's here again.
Speaker 4: And if it's here again, that means he done done
Speaker 4: it again, that God Almighty something else.
Speaker 7: Man.
Speaker 4: He's the only one can wake you up in the morning. Man,
Speaker 4: he's the only one. Ain't your alarm clock? Please don't
Speaker 4: get it twisted. A lot of alarms will go off
Speaker 4: today and they won't make a call for God woke
Speaker 4: us up again today, My God, My God.
Speaker 7: Man. I love God.
Speaker 2: Man, I do, I do, I do?
Speaker 9: I do.
Speaker 2: Hope you do too, Man, I would you know?
Speaker 4: I feel sorry for people that don't really try to
Speaker 4: form a relationship with God. Just try, man, Just try
Speaker 4: to go on over there and talk with him, have prayer, meditate,
Speaker 4: sit by yourself.
Speaker 2: It's a feeling that you have. He's always listening. He's
Speaker 2: always nearby.
Speaker 4: The moment you think God ain't close by, it's because
Speaker 4: you done walked away some time ago.
Speaker 2: Turn around.
Speaker 4: He right there. You ain't got to go all the
Speaker 4: way back. Just turn around. He always there and he
Speaker 4: will receive it.
Speaker 2: Hey, Man, Steve.
Speaker 7: Harvey, Martin Show, Shelby Strawberry, Colin Farrell, Mississippi Monica Junior
Speaker 7: alias the Killer one Space and the Legend that is
Speaker 7: Nephew Tommy.
Speaker 2: He's not here this morning right now.
Speaker 4: For some reason, I don't know what's going on, so
Speaker 4: that leads me to beckonfew anything on your mind.
Speaker 8: Well, I mean, since we're talking about it, let's I mean,
Speaker 8: let's let's just go and put this out there.
Speaker 2: I am me and excuse me, sir, I am me?
Speaker 3: And you is you?
Speaker 2: I miss me?
Speaker 3: You is you?
Speaker 7: Ain't no doubt.
Speaker 8: I don't like it when I just don't like it
Speaker 8: when people think they us that bothers me. Uh, this
Speaker 8: junior not at work? I mean, what what he thinks?
Speaker 3: He mean?
Speaker 2: I mean, what where we at with this?
Speaker 10: You know?
Speaker 8: And this don't happened a couple of times. You know,
Speaker 8: I'm trying to find out. I don't like when people
Speaker 8: get a little too comfortable. And then then you see
Speaker 8: if you keep calling somebody uncle, if you keep doing that,
Speaker 8: come in your mind, really think you make you think.
Speaker 2: That's your uncle and it's not.
Speaker 8: Now I'm saying, wanting to be in this family so much,
Speaker 8: now you think you got the lead way to drop
Speaker 8: in and out at work when you want to this right.
Speaker 2: Here is it is really unacceptable to me.
Speaker 4: Well, you know, coming from you, it has a special
Speaker 4: staying to it because you know, I don't I don't
Speaker 4: really know nobody that has missed more days and.
Speaker 8: You know, but don't nobody missing no Wednesday, missing a Winsday,
Speaker 8: dog Winsday?
Speaker 4: Oh oh always the always, the whis did it bother you?
Speaker 4: You see, I wouldn't think in a level of intelligence
Speaker 4: when I was working for other people. I guess I
Speaker 4: still do so to speak. I just don't know how
Speaker 4: to act like it. They don't pick that out because
Speaker 4: I sure work. I think I do, but I really
Speaker 4: ain't got that mindset.
Speaker 1: Uh you don't.
Speaker 4: I thought that you calculate, as Tommy said, your day's
Speaker 4: off a little bit better a Monday for the day
Speaker 4: off is effective a Friday. Yeah, you know where you
Speaker 4: can get yourself a three day weekend than you don't
Speaker 4: take Wednesday's off.
Speaker 2: He's so young, he's stupid.
Speaker 9: Coming up in thirty two minutes after the hour, we'll
Speaker 9: hear from the nephew again as he runs that prank back.
Speaker 1: Right after this you're listening morning show. It is time
Speaker 1: now for the nephew to run that prank back. What
Speaker 1: you got for his nef Uh?
Speaker 8: Surely this here is running it back, running it back.
Speaker 8: This is your son and my daughter, Your son and
Speaker 8: my daughter.
Speaker 2: What about it?
Speaker 8: M Well, you're about to hear You're about to hear it.
Speaker 8: All tight though, all tight. Let's go cat.
Speaker 3: Hello, Hello, I'm trying to reach Darren's Darren's father. Is
Speaker 3: this Darren's father?
Speaker 11: Yes, it's dad saying.
Speaker 3: Listen, I'm calling you.
Speaker 2: La.
Speaker 3: Shanda is my daughter. She goes to college up there
Speaker 3: with your son. Uh. And I'm getting the word I
Speaker 3: got a few minutes ago was that the two of
Speaker 3: them then run off and then got married together. I
Speaker 3: don't know what what what what makes them run off
Speaker 3: and get married?
Speaker 2: Like?
Speaker 3: Wait?
Speaker 11: Wait, wait, wait wait, where'd you hear this from?
Speaker 3: I just got a phone call from one of the
Speaker 3: kids at the school saying that they didn't this a
Speaker 3: girl that grew up with and went to grew up
Speaker 3: with all two grade school. She called it Saint Lashonda
Speaker 3: and Darren and then Redhoff and got married together. And
Speaker 3: they've done that. They say they've done it yesterday.
Speaker 11: Hey wait wait wait my Sunday, My Sunday ain't. I
Speaker 11: talked to him, uh about three days ago and he
Speaker 11: ain't done nothing like that.
Speaker 3: I know, so they did it yesterday. I've been calling
Speaker 3: Shda a call. Ain't nobody picking up and I'm calling
Speaker 3: the boy. They give me the bark phone number and
Speaker 3: I'm calling him. It ain't nobody picking up in the
Speaker 3: answer or nothing. Dude, ain't like my baby girl do
Speaker 3: like nothing, not nothing like this here.
Speaker 11: But it's not like my father do nothing like that
Speaker 11: without talking to me first. So let me call down
Speaker 11: there and talk to Darren and uh, I can't give
Speaker 11: me your number, and I'll I'll call you back.
Speaker 3: I'm going down there to that school myself. I'm gonna
Speaker 3: find more of them now. I'm gonna call you to
Speaker 3: let you know his Now, if I find out that
Speaker 3: my baby girl and then ran off and got married
Speaker 3: because she didne got pregnant, I promise you I'm gonna
Speaker 3: do something to that boy yours. If you got my
Speaker 3: baby pregnant, you me wait a minute, now.
Speaker 11: Wait a minute, now, you got don't do nothing to
Speaker 11: my son. I understand about your daughter. That's my son.
Speaker 12: Now, you're not going down to put your hands on
Speaker 12: my son. If you got if you got me, that's
Speaker 12: my only baby I got, well, well, I understand that's
Speaker 12: your only baby, but that's that's my only son. If
Speaker 12: you're talking about going to.
Speaker 11: Put your ass on.
Speaker 3: You're gonna have a problem if he got my baby's pregnant,
Speaker 3: your son, Darren Cory, I'm gonna be h.
Speaker 11: I mean, what's your name again?
Speaker 3: What's your name? Doing my name? It's my baby?
Speaker 11: What's your name? What's your Ain't Dylan? I know how
Speaker 11: you tell you, damn dame. Look at mister Dillan. Uh,
Speaker 11: You're not gonna put your ass on my son.
Speaker 3: I love him, bring I have and that's the only read.
Speaker 3: And I have to see her doing something like that
Speaker 3: because I'm tall of you. I'm taller years and years
Speaker 3: and years. You don't make no baby. You don't make
Speaker 3: no baby, not be married, you don't doing hey, yeah,
Speaker 3: went off for god man. That means you're trying to
Speaker 3: make it right. That's what she did, mister Dillon.
Speaker 11: Mister Dillon, listen, kill me down I die this dare
Speaker 11: that's your daughter.
Speaker 3: Die.
Speaker 11: She's plugging or whatever. But let me talk to my
Speaker 11: sir before you go down there and talk to try
Speaker 11: to do something crazy. Okay, let me tell you something.
Speaker 3: Your son didn't call hers my baby girl and to
Speaker 3: get married, and he didn't got up pregnant. I know
Speaker 3: what's going on. I know what it is.
Speaker 11: My god, my sur ain't done nothing to your daughter.
Speaker 11: Let me crawl down there and talk to him before
Speaker 11: you talk about going down there and putting your hands
Speaker 11: on somebody.
Speaker 3: I told my baby, I told her how many little
Speaker 3: thugs alone? Nothing but a thug?
Speaker 11: I wait wait, whoa, whoa, whoa whoa. But don't think
Speaker 11: stim choosing my son of being no damn thorough Now, what.
Speaker 3: Kind of man went off and getting mad at the
Speaker 3: hedge and point? And I ain't talking to the parents
Speaker 3: for nobody wouldn't make him do something like that.
Speaker 11: Well, you talking about my tody. My son ain't done
Speaker 11: nothing to raising?
Speaker 3: Did you raise?
Speaker 10: You?
Speaker 3: Raising? Right?
Speaker 11: Wait a minute, now, hell are you talking to I'm
Speaker 11: talking my bringing.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna be you boy. You know you're gonna get
Speaker 3: your too.
Speaker 11: Hold on my Oh hold what you think you're talking
Speaker 11: to you?
Speaker 12: I'm talking to you, ain't you I'm talking to hold man.
Speaker 11: You ain't procure hands on nobody.
Speaker 3: You put your hand on my choice. You know.
Speaker 11: You understand me. That's my son, your daughter, but that's
Speaker 11: my man. Hey man, hey, hey, that's my show. You're
Speaker 11: talking about putting your hands on you gonna have a
Speaker 11: problem with me.
Speaker 3: If my maam been bringing up promises, you don't never
Speaker 3: knowing that because I'm gonna do something.
Speaker 11: That boy you he man, that's the last talent on here.
Speaker 11: You gonna do something my soul. Now, now you gonna
Speaker 11: uh sit down, gather your show and he and I
Speaker 11: would ask for a minute, let me call myself and
Speaker 11: I'll get back to you because I'm I need to
Speaker 11: tell you.
Speaker 3: But what's saying?
Speaker 10: Man? Where else you got?
Speaker 3: I got something, mister Farmer that school to get the woman.
Speaker 3: I want you to know one day before I get
Speaker 3: off this phone. What is it?
Speaker 9: Man?
Speaker 11: Yeah, I'm listening.
Speaker 3: His nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Mister Darren,
Speaker 3: you just got brank my your son Darren Jr.
Speaker 11: Oh my goodness.
Speaker 3: That boy.
Speaker 11: This boy got better sense. No, I got high blood pressure.
Speaker 11: What I call his mama show done my time through me.
Speaker 3: I gotta ask you, man, what is what is the
Speaker 3: baddest I'm talking about the baddest radio show in the land.
Speaker 11: Steve Harvey Morning Shown again.
Speaker 2: That's it. That's it right there? All right, Well, I'm
Speaker 2: going Virginia Beach this weekend.
Speaker 8: I added, this show is gone The Nephew was there
Speaker 8: Friday two, on Friday three, on Saturday, all of them
Speaker 8: sold out.
Speaker 2: Laying in the cut. What I got, I got.
Speaker 8: Tommy T's Tommy T's that is December eight ninth and tenth.
Speaker 8: All right, Tommy T's Comic Club December eight ninth and tenth.
Speaker 8: The Nephew come to town. And then right behind that
Speaker 8: thea Cooma took Home of Washington December fifteenth, sixteenth, and seventeenth.
Speaker 8: That is Nate Jackson's comedy Club. Right, stupid is moving
Speaker 8: about men. You ought to just see how they all
Speaker 8: grace send my stupid city.
Speaker 1: East Coast, West Coast. Yeah, all man, much like us
Speaker 1: every day. Yeah, okay, thank you. Coming up next it
Speaker 1: is ask the Colo.
Speaker 9: With You're listening Hard Morning Show coming up at the
Speaker 9: top of the hour and Entertainment News. A Grabmy nominated
Speaker 9: gospel singer was almost ejected from a flight.
Speaker 1: After she wouldn't stop singing.
Speaker 9: Patrick Mahomes admitted that he wears the same pair of
Speaker 9: red underwear for every game, every single game.
Speaker 3: And then.
Speaker 9: Carla Denzel Washington has a new movie coming to Netflix
Speaker 9: real soon.
Speaker 1: That is all at the top of the Old Bleak Yes, blek.
Speaker 1: Right now it is time to.
Speaker 9: Ask the clo. Our chief Love Officer, Steve Harvey is
Speaker 9: in the building. This is from Shane and Huntsville, who writes,
Speaker 9: I married a woman that is nine years younger than
Speaker 9: I am, and she's got her priorities mixed up. I
Speaker 9: don't mind being the breadwinner, but she's got a real
Speaker 9: estate license and she has a dental hygienas license. But
Speaker 9: she works in her friend's boutique and barely gets paid.
Speaker 9: How do I get her to focus on her career goals?
Speaker 4: Well, that ain't what you will focused on it? See dog,
Speaker 4: you can't can't change the game in the middle of it.
Speaker 4: She was so fine when you met her. It didn't
Speaker 4: matter what she did. You know, you know she ain't
Speaker 4: just start doing it? How do I get her to focus?
Speaker 4: The problem was your focus? Then it ain't her focus.
Speaker 4: It was your focus. Now at you to settle in
Speaker 4: and life starting to win? Now, Oh brother, let me
Speaker 4: tell you something about that fun.
Speaker 2: Whine. We're off always fine? Were off?
Speaker 13: Man?
Speaker 7: You have got to marry you. Somebody got it their
Speaker 7: brain because Lord have mercy?
Speaker 8: Fine?
Speaker 4: Where off anybody? Once you discover they stupid? I am
Speaker 4: telling you.
Speaker 2: You whom.
Speaker 4: You met somebody you ever met somebody in looking here,
Speaker 4: and then they start talking to you, and I see.
Speaker 2: See why, I see why?
Speaker 9: He okay, uh huh, it's clear. Yeah, all right, well,
Speaker 9: moving on to Amelia in Phoenix. Amelia says, I was
Speaker 9: sexting a man I met online and he lives in
Speaker 9: another country. I groomed myself accordingly, and I've never gotten
Speaker 9: any complaints. But on his pictures he has a forest
Speaker 9: growing in all of the wrong places. Should I be
Speaker 9: honest and tell him I don't like it?
Speaker 2: Do you think he can't do in a different country?
Speaker 4: You're sex and a man in a different care You
Speaker 4: don't know what the country culture is, Jetne, not you
Speaker 4: of sin bushwhack over here just bed hisself, I mean,
Speaker 4: live there zon me.
Speaker 2: He got sored all over.
Speaker 4: He just glitted me. You should have hit that. Is
Speaker 4: this a half throat? Now it's him? We ain't got
Speaker 4: nothing next on, we got.
Speaker 1: All right, all right?
Speaker 9: Moving on to Diane and Staten Island, who says, my
Speaker 9: husband flew in from a business trip and when I
Speaker 9: picked him up, Cammy was standing next to him waiting
Speaker 9: for her husband. Cammy's blonde hair was all over his blazer.
Speaker 9: She's his new coworker, and she's gorgeous. He said, Cammy's
Speaker 9: hair blue on him while they were outside. Am I
Speaker 9: supposed to believe that?
Speaker 7: Yep, that's one I'm gonna go with. Damn, fetch you.
Speaker 9: Cammy.
Speaker 1: Cammy's hair blue all over.
Speaker 2: Me on a blazer. Come on now they outside. It's
Speaker 2: a blazer.
Speaker 1: Uh huh, yeah, that's all.
Speaker 13: And her hair just castad and all on his blazer.
Speaker 4: Cammy's hair. That's white girl, man. That's why I see
Speaker 4: y'all should have been standing up, win. I don't know
Speaker 4: why you down when you ain't up. Been hunting on them.
Speaker 4: None of these rules?
Speaker 1: Does they come out when the wind blows.
Speaker 2: You don't know what they had?
Speaker 3: Do I do?
Speaker 2: I'm a woman, I do. That's white girl.
Speaker 7: Here?
Speaker 9: Say she was Whitey's blonde hair?
Speaker 1: You know, white girl hall when you hear it, though,
Speaker 1: I got blonde, yeah, high lights whatever, you can have
Speaker 1: all blonde hair.
Speaker 2: Yep, you've seen that before. It could have been a
Speaker 2: wig though. You know how them wigs is, especially the
Speaker 2: ones you get the long part of town.
Speaker 1: This work, right, hammies.
Speaker 2: I'd been standing there pulling half my mouth, and I
Speaker 2: can't get like I get.
Speaker 4: To do something that had be like that time me
Speaker 4: and Boomay riding in that car long time agoing Boom
Speaker 4: Rang had a bought it three hundred dollars rabbit coat
Speaker 4: Dad and we Yeah, that antique car had a crack
Speaker 4: in the winter and wind was blowing in the car.
Speaker 2: It was so much rabbit hair.
Speaker 1: Flying around in that damn car, Like Cammy, how far
Speaker 1: we from the cliff?
Speaker 13: Crazy hair ball?
Speaker 7: Yeah, they standing outside there, poor waiting. He got blood
Speaker 7: hair all over his place.
Speaker 2: And you know it doesn't work like that.
Speaker 9: Last one, Steve, this is from Lonnie Lannie in Palmdale.
Speaker 1: You love that name.
Speaker 2: I know you look at them man Lonnie Cotton.
Speaker 1: God, he says.
Speaker 9: My wife and I are forty nine years old, and
Speaker 9: she's on blood pressure medicine now, and uh it's affecting
Speaker 9: her sex drive because she doesn't want to over exert
Speaker 9: herself during sex. I have to beg her for sex.
Speaker 9: Is she using the new medicine as an excuse? That's
Speaker 9: what Lannie wants to know.
Speaker 4: Well, I don't know what she's doing though, but that's yes,
Speaker 4: your problem, begging for sex. I get you know we're
Speaker 4: all gonna do it eventually. About I finna keep doing
Speaker 4: it though, I'm gonna tell you that right now?
Speaker 2: What are you doing?
Speaker 10: What?
Speaker 2: I'm sorry?
Speaker 1: Be yes this inside voice about Lannie. Yeah, I thought Lonni.
Speaker 4: Continuous big and no continuous gonna get old. Uh huh,
Speaker 4: Lannie Loan ain't gonna keep big.
Speaker 1: Well, what's money gonna do?
Speaker 2: Honey?
Speaker 7: Gonna noney? Somebody don't mean begging. That's what honey ain't
Speaker 7: gonna do now. I ain't gonna send him here, keep
Speaker 7: on night after night after night after night after night.
Speaker 7: Come you peg and beg and begging like Nobodyney, I
Speaker 7: don't know.
Speaker 1: What you've seen me.
Speaker 7: Look at me.
Speaker 1: You don't get to be me without nothing.
Speaker 2: You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 7: I come with something. I'm loney, Honey, want to do it.
Speaker 7: You know I'm not on time, ain't lying in line.
Speaker 1: They wrote a.
Speaker 2: Song about me. I know getting well you ain't.
Speaker 7: You know what I'm saying. We're gonna have me begging
Speaker 7: every night. I know you got high blood pressure and everything,
Speaker 7: but you gonna have to pull yourself.
Speaker 4: We're gonna have to do it in the morning for
Speaker 4: the pressure be on up We're gonna have to get
Speaker 4: some timing going on up in here, but liney ain't gonna.
Speaker 1: Keep bad, all right? You feel coming up energy money
Speaker 1: right after this, you're listening Morning show.
Speaker 9: Grammy nominated gospel singer Bobby Storm and Delta Airlines have
Speaker 9: been trending after Bobby Storm was almost ejected from a
Speaker 9: flight for singing gospel music after a flight attendant repeatedly
Speaker 9: asked her to stop. Storm posted the video on Instagram
Speaker 9: Friday and got mixed comments from her fans.
Speaker 1: She wrote in the.
Speaker 9: Comments section that she's quote saying on over fifty flights
Speaker 9: and there were no laws broken.
Speaker 1: Take a listen. I haven't done this in a while.
Speaker 1: I've gotten some next status.
Speaker 2: So are able to be quiet, but they're enjoying it.
Speaker 2: So while we're sitting here, co please, I'm not enjoying it.
Speaker 1: So I'm asking you, can you be quiet?
Speaker 3: Yes?
Speaker 6: Answer?
Speaker 2: Please? Am I going to go to jail if I know?
Speaker 2: Can you please answer my question? Are you willing and
Speaker 2: able to be quiet?
Speaker 3: Right now?
Speaker 1: I'm doing what the Lord is televiated and.
Speaker 2: Ask me a question, yes or no. I'm your flight leader.
Speaker 2: I need you to follow my instruction. My instruction tree
Speaker 2: to answer my question, are you able to be quiet?
Speaker 2: What do you think I'm asking you?
Speaker 3: I'm asking you, guys.
Speaker 1: What do you guys?
Speaker 2: Okay, if you're not, E will be to follow my instruction,
Speaker 2: you will not be taking this flight.
Speaker 9: If that's the case, then that's f.
Speaker 1: I know, I know, I agree, I agree, I totally agree.
Speaker 1: She shouldn't have been singing on the flight.
Speaker 2: Church people ignit too.
Speaker 1: She was excited because she got nominated for two Grammys.
Speaker 2: Don't nobody know how.
Speaker 4: See, y'all need to watch curb this excitement. You got
Speaker 4: a Grammy, act like.
Speaker 2: I think too.
Speaker 7: Ain't busted out singing at no damn airport. She has
Speaker 7: so many Grammys, act like a Grammy.
Speaker 13: I mean, I guess the bigger issue too, is you
Speaker 13: have to listen to the flight attendance instructions. You have
Speaker 13: to follow the rules, and yeah, because you don't want
Speaker 13: to be on a no fly list where you can't
Speaker 13: fly and all that because of your excitement and singing
Speaker 13: and everything.
Speaker 1: So you just got to follow their rules.
Speaker 6: And you can know.
Speaker 1: Right there, that's what she says to the Lord, to you.
Speaker 4: Lord told you to break the rules. Lloyd told you
Speaker 4: to create a disturbance. Lord told you to run the
Speaker 4: risk of getting put off this place. That's what Lord
Speaker 4: A told you.
Speaker 2: No such thing. People always blaming God.
Speaker 7: That's what I don't know.
Speaker 9: He likes everything decently and in order. Her name is
Speaker 9: Bobby Storm. Her group is the Mavericks City. What's the
Speaker 9: name of that group, the new gospel group that sings Mavericks.
Speaker 1: Yes, yeah, with Kirk Franklin. Yeah, yeah, Yeah.
Speaker 2: You don't see.
Speaker 4: If you ain't in the mighty clouds of joy, you really,
Speaker 4: you really ain't got no right be on be on
Speaker 4: the dog on plane sing If you ain't want to
Speaker 4: Clark Hello, you need to pull yourself together.
Speaker 3: Really good.
Speaker 2: Touch the damn Clark sisters.
Speaker 1: Touch them.
Speaker 2: Hell, you ain't ever seen Binky pinking them on the
Speaker 2: plane showing out.
Speaker 4: A man see, And that's why you don't even know
Speaker 4: the individual name because they the Clark Sisters.
Speaker 2: The girl please, you ain't your Landa Adams ain't been
Speaker 2: on no plane singing. No they have, doesn't matter how
Speaker 2: many you got.
Speaker 1: That's why she was excited.
Speaker 3: She just got.
Speaker 1: Really the statue is for Grammy rules or rules.
Speaker 4: Hey, let me just speak from someone who has received
Speaker 4: an award in ACP Image Awards. Anyway, Jimmy, I'm in
Speaker 4: the Radio Hall of Fame. The ladies are in the
Speaker 4: Radio Hall of fame.
Speaker 2: You ain't never heard me get up on the plane
Speaker 2: and start telling no damn jokes. Sit down and act godly.
Speaker 1: We got it. I think she got it too.
Speaker 3: But what about it?
Speaker 1: If Clark sisters started singing.
Speaker 2: Then little Story can sit over there and be quiet
Speaker 2: somewhere and.
Speaker 1: Marry yourself something.
Speaker 2: Them girls up in now they bringing it.
Speaker 1: Can I get a weitness?
Speaker 2: You gotta be on a private jet to say okay.
Speaker 3: All right.
Speaker 9: In other news, there's been speculation that Kansas City's quarterback
Speaker 9: Patrick Mahomes has worn the same pair of red underwear
Speaker 9: for every game, every game, every game since his rookie season.
Speaker 3: What they.
Speaker 2: They can't be read, no honestly.
Speaker 9: On an episode of ESPN's Matting cast for Monday Night Football,
Speaker 9: Mahomes confirmed it. He told hosts Peyton and Eli mannon
Speaker 9: Manning quote, as long as I'm winning football games, I'll
Speaker 9: keep the superstition going. Mahomes added, I'll clean them. I'll
Speaker 9: wash them every once in a while, at least, I
Speaker 9: mean if we're on a hot streak. I can't wash them,
Speaker 9: you know, I've got to just keep it rolling. Mahomes
Speaker 9: said his first wife, Brittany got the red underwear four
Speaker 9: years ago, and he's holding on to them.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I ain't mad at that, and I don't see
Speaker 4: what shock he is. Y'all need to stop all this.
Speaker 4: Oh my god, No, I can't. I bet they ain't
Speaker 4: read no more. I'm gonna just let me, let me
Speaker 4: put something out there.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I want to hear this.
Speaker 6: Well.
Speaker 4: I didn't just woe the same pair of draw damn
Speaker 4: game day. I had the same damn pair of draw.
Speaker 4: And when your ass is homeless, your last concern is
Speaker 4: why I'm gonna change the draw.
Speaker 2: That's the last concern. Do you have some king or
Speaker 2: comfort draw?
Speaker 7: No, I ain't got nothing. I have money then.
Speaker 4: Matter of fact, I was burning most of my clothes
Speaker 4: for I went back home up the road.
Speaker 1: Anyway, bonfire.
Speaker 9: All right, guys, coming up at twenty minutes after the hour,
Speaker 9: we have a special Thanksgiving poem for you with Tommy
Speaker 9: the nephew in for Junior.
Speaker 1: Right after this, you're listening Morning show all.
Speaker 9: Right here it is, you know next week is Thanksgiving
Speaker 9: next Thursday, and of course we always have a special
Speaker 9: poem for you and Steve.
Speaker 1: You usually introduced junior.
Speaker 4: Junior's not here for the poem, but introduce you enew,
Speaker 4: Ladies and gentlemen, without further do a man who has
Speaker 4: impressed me over the years with the multitude of levels
Speaker 4: of stupidity, I expect us not to be disappointed in
Speaker 4: this one. Right here, ladies and gentlemen, In place of
Speaker 4: j rap juniors, raggedy ass poems, I bring to you trap.
Speaker 2: Hommies, raggedy ass.
Speaker 1: Oh I like it, I like it.
Speaker 2: All right, Here we go. The title is who made
Speaker 2: this potato salad? Who made this potato salad?
Speaker 3: This year?
Speaker 2: My Thanksgiving meal would.
Speaker 8: Probably suck because this year were doing a family pot Look,
Speaker 8: I don't know who bringing the greens or the mac
Speaker 8: and cheese. I just pray they can cook. Oh lord, please,
Speaker 8: I don't want to be shocked at what's in my bowl.
Speaker 8: You know they better not be shown up with them
Speaker 8: with them green Castle Road. I have somebody. I hope
Speaker 8: somebody is bringing some good old sweet potato pine. But
Speaker 8: I'll settle for the sounds for some pound cake. I
Speaker 8: ain't gonna lie, I show hope I don't have to
Speaker 8: hurt nobody's feelings. And I'll be damn if you show
Speaker 8: up in my house with some shiitness. Y'all pray for
Speaker 8: me because I ain't no telling what they're gonna bring.
Speaker 8: I may end up eating anything. Y'all pray for me.
Speaker 8: Prap trap trap trap, trap, T wrap, T wrap tea
Speaker 8: wrap kind of go with j rap. But you know, okay,
Speaker 8: trap door was his actual name, Trap Jackson. Oh okay, yeah,
Speaker 8: that's on the birth certificate.
Speaker 4: Principlele do that they have a name like trap trapper,
Speaker 4: it's he'll be his name trapper trapper.
Speaker 2: All right.
Speaker 9: I don't know if we're talking about Thanksgiving and Tommy's
Speaker 9: name is a te rapper trap and then all of
Speaker 9: a sudden, so.
Speaker 1: What you think about tommy poetry skills?
Speaker 8: Uh?
Speaker 2: Well, what do you think about your nephew poetry skills?
Speaker 4: You know, he is uh comedically gifted as an actor.
Speaker 4: You know, he can act out any scene. So you
Speaker 4: can give him anything and he'll try to bring it
Speaker 4: to life. You know, that's a skill set I don't have,
Speaker 4: you know, I'm just my skill set of.
Speaker 8: The jokes and uh, but you you throw some hell
Speaker 8: of a poem together every nine they or not off
Speaker 8: the top.
Speaker 2: Ridal song off the Top?
Speaker 4: Here we go now they call it Thanksgiving. What in
Speaker 4: the world is we gonna eat this year?
Speaker 2: V S rap?
Speaker 4: All right?
Speaker 1: All right, coming up next, Thank you guys.
Speaker 9: Today is National Raisin Brand Day. We'll talk about that
Speaker 9: right after this.
Speaker 1: You're listening hard Morning Show.
Speaker 9: All right, it's another fun day, guys. It is National
Speaker 9: Raisin Brand Cereal Day. And I'm sure so many of
Speaker 9: our listeners love raisin bran and are probably enjoying a
Speaker 9: bowl of cereal right now. Why why is it your
Speaker 9: that's your favorite? Okay, let me ask you guys, why
Speaker 9: is raisin bran your favorite? Why do you love raisin
Speaker 9: brand so much because of the raisins?
Speaker 14: Right?
Speaker 1: Or is it the brand?
Speaker 2: It's not the Steve favorite. It's not my favorite. I
Speaker 2: mean I like it.
Speaker 7: It's not my favorite, but I do like raisins one
Speaker 7: of my all time Really, you ain't got to put that,
Speaker 7: know it.
Speaker 2: All you need is milk?
Speaker 1: And why do you like it so much?
Speaker 4: I'm just a combination of raisins and brands. It just
Speaker 4: sounds healthy, you know. It sounds like if I eat this,
Speaker 4: I should probably live a little bit longer.
Speaker 2: It's good for you. Yeah, you know it fights to lesterol.
Speaker 2: That that's you know.
Speaker 7: I can't get.
Speaker 2: I just like because it tastes good. Hell, let's just
Speaker 2: be real. But it's about ice cream.
Speaker 4: I don't even know what the value of ice cream is,
Speaker 4: but I know it's damn delicious and raising brands right
Speaker 4: there for me. That's all I got to tell you.
Speaker 4: I don't know what to say you. My father in law,
Speaker 4: that's the only cereal he eat is raising brand. Now
Speaker 4: he do it wrong, though he do it?
Speaker 1: What do you mean he does it wrong?
Speaker 2: Has to make the cereal and leave it in the
Speaker 2: bowl at least an hour.
Speaker 4: Man, you know how many times they been in my
Speaker 4: house and I thought somebody had left it on the
Speaker 4: table and threw it away a bull dog. Hen came
Speaker 4: downstairs looking upside my head, and I'm going like, but pop,
Speaker 4: you just ruined in the seal, Steve.
Speaker 2: That's how he like it.
Speaker 6: He like it like that.
Speaker 2: I like it crunchy. Some people like it soggy. But
Speaker 2: how it is, it's just a grape bowl of seal
Speaker 2: to me.
Speaker 4: Dog dog Onna raisin bro right up there with the
Speaker 4: chip super ship Christmas. Babe, I'm gonna ask you when
Speaker 4: you were kids, when I was little kids, you can
Speaker 4: talk super sugar Crisp, sugar Captain Frunch.
Speaker 1: Yes, cut the top of my mouth, the roof of
Speaker 1: your mon Yeah, but it was so good though.
Speaker 9: Yeah, I love rice Christmas slices of banana, banana?
Speaker 1: Yes, what's your favorite calo? I like apple jacks. I
Speaker 1: like fruit loops, all the sugar. Well, how much time
Speaker 1: you got.
Speaker 7: You was one of your kids?
Speaker 2: Yes?
Speaker 14: Love.
Speaker 1: Oh and cocoa pebbles really not coca pups.
Speaker 13: I love cocoa pebblest rocks. No, that's Coca pa the
Speaker 13: other one smaller one about my milk with chocolate whatever.
Speaker 2: Man, I couldn't stand seal and made my milk run.
Speaker 2: Isn't it amazing? The cereal is a whole hour by itself.
Speaker 8: I mean, the whole thing is just Syralal is expensive.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's my joy to walk down there.
Speaker 4: I sheer joy when my mama said, go get your
Speaker 4: pick out your box and seal. I'll be around in
Speaker 4: thirty minutes.
Speaker 11: Make it.
Speaker 2: Sugar cris because I had to make a quality to see.
Speaker 1: Thoughtful.
Speaker 7: Yeah, I can't. I can't mess this up.
Speaker 1: How fast did you go through that box?
Speaker 6: Though?
Speaker 2: You got Well? I read it every morning too, and
Speaker 2: I noticed my grandkids.
Speaker 4: Man, the boys in the family while they eating the cereal,
Speaker 4: they weat the box.
Speaker 2: Yeah, everybody do that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, did you get your toy?
Speaker 2: Remember the toys they still put prizes in the box.
Speaker 2: I don't think so.
Speaker 3: That was.
Speaker 7: That was damn there ass sometimes so.
Speaker 2: You're gonna get that toy.
Speaker 1: If you had a big family.
Speaker 7: That right there, Pardoner, we'll be sitting at the table,
Speaker 7: Mamy bringing that box.
Speaker 2: Overevery s sixty sucker punch him. We got down my
Speaker 2: bust him dead and his job trying to get that toy.
Speaker 2: Thene we got out the box that these kids that
Speaker 2: they won't they trust army man out of box one time,
Speaker 2: m man.
Speaker 1: That was everything, all right, Happy National Raising brand day.
Speaker 9: Everybody coming up next to his a nephew and today's
Speaker 9: prank phone call.
Speaker 1: Right after this, you're listening.
Speaker 9: Morning show coming up at about four minutes after the hour.
Speaker 9: It's my Strawberry letter for today and the subject is
Speaker 9: figure it out or get out. All right, we'll get
Speaker 9: into that find out what that's all about in just
Speaker 9: a few, because right now it is time for the
Speaker 9: nephew and today's prank phone call.
Speaker 2: What you got for his nef Well, I was about
Speaker 2: to get see it, Shirley.
Speaker 8: Sometimes you got to make these awkward type of phone calls,
Speaker 8: you know, sometimes you rarely got to do it. The
Speaker 8: title today is your wife gave me a disease. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 8: your wife gave me a disease. Okay, y'all want to
Speaker 8: know what it is?
Speaker 1: Oh, disease?
Speaker 2: Yeah, what she gave me diabetes. Let's go cat DOF.
Speaker 8: Let's go catch they give that if you if you
Speaker 8: if you give me too much to eat, yes you can,
Speaker 8: let's go catch DOF.
Speaker 7: Hello.
Speaker 10: Hello, I'm trying to reach out. I'm trying to reach
Speaker 10: d Yeah, this is how Hey, how you doing?
Speaker 3: Man?
Speaker 10: Just to be certain you dont says married to Tammy?
Speaker 10: Right yeah?
Speaker 3: Okay, cool? Cool?
Speaker 10: So listen man, sure you've heard about me, you know,
Speaker 10: maybe heard my name before because I used to date
Speaker 10: Tam me way before you guys got married. Uh you
Speaker 10: know my name is, My name is Marcella. So I
Speaker 10: just want to call and say how you doing?
Speaker 12: But I need to do Oh okay, yeah, I know
Speaker 12: she mentioned you mentioned you I used to be together
Speaker 12: before we Yeah, okay, I've heard about you.
Speaker 3: What's what's the phone call for?
Speaker 10: I needed to talk to you, man. And I've been
Speaker 10: holding this back at least four years. You know, I
Speaker 10: haven't said anything. And you know I can't hold it
Speaker 10: no more. Man, I'm going through so many issues right now.
Speaker 3: I just got it.
Speaker 10: I gotta get this thing. I got to get some
Speaker 10: grips on this thing that I'm going through. But you know,
Speaker 10: I wanted to come to you, man, to man, talk
Speaker 10: to you about this situation.
Speaker 3: You know.
Speaker 10: I hate to bring it to you like this, but
Speaker 10: when be and Tammy work together, man, I ain't gonna
Speaker 10: have to say when we were together, Cammy gave me
Speaker 10: a disease.
Speaker 3: Man.
Speaker 10: So you know I've been holding this, you know, And
Speaker 10: I got to say I wanted to hit you up.
Speaker 10: I thought about it two years ago, but it like, what.
Speaker 1: Do you mean like she gave you a disease?
Speaker 3: She gave me a.
Speaker 10: Disease about four plus years ago. This way before y'all
Speaker 10: got married. I'm from I understanding of y'all been married
Speaker 10: about three years right, Yeah.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, Okay, okay, and you're calling me you're
Speaker 1: calling me to gives me the heads up.
Speaker 10: Oh man, I'm calling because, dude, these day, the medical
Speaker 10: bills and all this, that's just completely out of control.
Speaker 10: I can't even you know, I can't take care of
Speaker 10: myself no more with this, you know, And I don't
Speaker 10: feel like I have to because she the one that
Speaker 10: gave me the damn desease.
Speaker 12: Okay, So you're calling because you want you want me
Speaker 12: to pay you want.
Speaker 10: You want us to pay for your medical bill.
Speaker 3: Dude.
Speaker 10: I mean, damn dude, I mean put yourself in my position. Man,
Speaker 10: I mean, what's some brothers supposed to do. You know,
Speaker 10: I'm sitting over here with a disease somebody gave me,
Speaker 10: and you know, they going on with they life.
Speaker 3: Bro. Yeah, but this is uh.
Speaker 1: So you're calling me telling me my wife gave you
Speaker 1: a disease.
Speaker 10: First of all, she would have told me that. Secondly,
Speaker 10: now you're telling me like I might have.
Speaker 3: Some You gotta be kidding me, Well, what does she
Speaker 3: give you?
Speaker 1: What disease are you talking about?
Speaker 3: Man?
Speaker 10: At this point, you know, I don't even want to
Speaker 10: discuss it. I just want to get on board. Let's
Speaker 10: can we get some kind of understanding with the medical
Speaker 10: bills that I can't It's out of control.
Speaker 3: Man.
Speaker 8: I'm not paying, Okay, I'm not gonna pay for your
Speaker 8: medical bills.
Speaker 10: Especially when I don't even know what the you mean?
Speaker 3: What you mean she gave you a disease?
Speaker 10: Now I'm over here freaking out. Dude, Dude, I understand,
Speaker 10: you know, brouh.
Speaker 3: I hope you good.
Speaker 10: I really you know, But I'm just saying, man, dude,
Speaker 10: I don't know what to.
Speaker 3: Do no more. Man, I really don't you know.
Speaker 11: Like I said, okay, yo yo, you need call me.
Speaker 10: All right, you talking in this circle. You're telling me
Speaker 10: something you have you caught four or five years ago?
Speaker 2: Well, what is something?
Speaker 1: It's uncurable?
Speaker 3: What the di easy you're talking about?
Speaker 10: Man, dude, I'm all I'm trying, dude with regardless of
Speaker 10: what it is, I'm trying to handle the medical fields
Speaker 10: on it.
Speaker 1: Man.
Speaker 10: That's what I'm trying to do do.
Speaker 3: But what kind of medical bills could you have for
Speaker 3: some you.
Speaker 1: Caught four years ago?
Speaker 10: Like four years ago, you should have been able to
Speaker 10: fix that.
Speaker 3: What is it?
Speaker 10: Dude? She gave me the disease and now I need
Speaker 10: somebody to play these damn bills that's all I'm saying
Speaker 10: to you. All right, that's all I'm saying that. Dante, Yo,
Speaker 10: I'm telling you.
Speaker 11: What I'm telling you, Marcello is krip playing and telling
Speaker 11: me what the disease this is.
Speaker 10: It's marcellous, man, it's marcellous. Okay, I don't tell what
Speaker 10: your name is. I'm getting there, y'all. Y'all mean dove beating?
Speaker 11: What dire bees the.
Speaker 3: White gave me?
Speaker 10: God beating?
Speaker 12: Man?
Speaker 3: I mean he want't he coming? You can't?
Speaker 10: Can't somebody give you diabetes?
Speaker 3: What you mean she gave you diabetes? Man?
Speaker 10: Your wife be cooking up. He was cooking all them
Speaker 10: cakes and pies and you know all that sugar you know.
Speaker 1: And just man, you cannot bron have me thinking my
Speaker 1: wife gave you her piece or something.
Speaker 3: Man.
Speaker 10: You just don't know how to work out, you know
Speaker 10: how to eat? That's on you now, paying no bills
Speaker 10: for that Diabevil's.
Speaker 3: Wrong with you?
Speaker 1: Man?
Speaker 10: Oh so now nah nah? Now that's funny.
Speaker 3: Yes, laugh.
Speaker 10: You laughing at me, Dante's Yes, I'm laughing at you.
Speaker 10: Call my phone talking about my wife gave you diabetes?
Speaker 3: Bro?
Speaker 11: For real?
Speaker 10: Humid brow? Can I say something else? No, Dante, what
Speaker 10: what you want to say? I want to say this, Dante,
Speaker 10: you just got frank baby. This nephew signed me from
Speaker 10: the sea offy morning. So your wife telling me got
Speaker 10: me the frank folk.
Speaker 3: Oh dang yo.
Speaker 10: Oh I got you, bag, I.
Speaker 3: Got you Wow.
Speaker 10: Okay, See she told me about she told me about Marcello,
Speaker 10: but I never heard his voice.
Speaker 3: Bro, I was on fire. Oh my god.
Speaker 10: Oh you're good man.
Speaker 3: Oh my god.
Speaker 10: Oh you have me some scary dude talking about the disease,
Speaker 10: especially a disease that four years lingering. That's like whoa, whoa, whoa.
Speaker 11: Oh my god, man, I was studio when she got home.
Speaker 11: I was about to be soked.
Speaker 3: Man, Bro, hey, man, you gotta tell me this man.
Speaker 10: Come on, don Jay, what is what is the baddest?
Speaker 10: And I'm talking about the bad radio show in the lake?
Speaker 3: Y'all?
Speaker 10: Funny dude, this is Steve Harvey Morning Show.
Speaker 3: Happened to you?
Speaker 12: Eat right?
Speaker 10: You ain't got no die.
Speaker 3: Now. I'm worried, bro, that you can't tell me.
Speaker 2: I ain't stupid. You can't tell me.
Speaker 13: What? What? What?
Speaker 9: What?
Speaker 1: You already somebody else already.
Speaker 3: Told you.
Speaker 2: That, boss. Thank you, thank you? Yes, he is.
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Speaker 2: I'll be leaning more towards to get out, get out,
Speaker 2: because you can't figure it out.
Speaker 4: And once I sit in here and I know I
Speaker 4: can't work through this, you are yeah yeah, yeah yeah.
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Speaker 9: All right, Well that's today Strawberry Letter. The subject it
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Speaker 9: It is Strawberry Letter, Thank your Nephew. Subject figure it
Speaker 9: out or get out. Dear Stephen Shirley, my boyfriend and
Speaker 9: I have been together eight years and he asked me
Speaker 9: to marry him last month. I've acted like a wife, mother, banker,
Speaker 9: and counselor to this man, and he does not appreciate me.
Speaker 1: We looked at brings for you years, and he knew.
Speaker 9: Exactly which engagement ring I wanted.
Speaker 1: But he got the ring he wanted to get me.
Speaker 9: It's a huge ring, maybe two carrots with a baby
Speaker 9: blue stone, because he attended the University of North Carolina
Speaker 9: for a year and baby blue is his favorite color.
Speaker 9: I was mortified by the ring, and I cried myself
Speaker 9: to sleep. I don't even have a sweet romantic story
Speaker 9: to describe how he proposed. We had just had a
Speaker 9: quickie and he kept telling me how much he loved me.
Speaker 9: Then he popped his pinky finger in my face, up
Speaker 9: in my face, and the ring was on it. He
Speaker 9: didn't bother to put his clothes back on first, or
Speaker 9: get on one knee beside the bed. Then he tried
Speaker 9: to take pictures of me with the ring on, and
Speaker 9: I was wearing my bonnet. I said yes to his proposal,
Speaker 9: but the next day I started a fight on purpose
Speaker 9: so I could ignore him. He called my mother to
Speaker 9: whine to her, but she unleashed on him and told
Speaker 9: him all the things I.
Speaker 1: Had told her.
Speaker 9: He came home that day and said, I ruined a
Speaker 9: perfect night because I'm ungrateful, And he said, if I
Speaker 9: didn't want to marry him, just say it. Then he
Speaker 9: yelled figure it out or get out and went to bed.
Speaker 9: The apartment is in my name and I pay the rent.
Speaker 9: He pays the utilities and our phone bills, so it
Speaker 9: was mighty bold of him to tell me to get out.
Speaker 9: Should I leave and let him figure it out for
Speaker 9: a while, or do I give this some time and
Speaker 9: work on mending our relationship. This is not a way
Speaker 9: to start off a marriage. This is no kind of
Speaker 9: way to do that. I just I think it's good
Speaker 9: that it came out now, because yelling at your fiance
Speaker 9: and telling her to fix it or get out, figure
Speaker 9: it or get out is definitely not cool. Who is
Speaker 9: this guy that you've spent eight years of your life with?
Speaker 9: Does he have these outbursts often? That's a red flag
Speaker 9: if you ask me, he's telling you to get out
Speaker 9: of a place.
Speaker 1: You're paying for.
Speaker 9: How is that what he should be doing. I just
Speaker 9: don't understand that. No, this guy, your guy is wrong
Speaker 9: on that.
Speaker 1: It's your ring. He wants you to have what he
Speaker 1: wants you to have rather than what you want. Baby
Speaker 1: blue is his favorite color. Again, this is your ring.
Speaker 9: He didn't give you a proper proposal, the one that
Speaker 9: you could brag about and dream about, and then he
Speaker 9: called you ungrateful because you didn't like the ring. He
Speaker 9: knew what type of ring you wanted. You said, you
Speaker 9: guys have been ring shopping.
Speaker 1: For years, but he ignored that. He's the one who's ungrateful.
Speaker 9: You said, you've been his wife, mother, counselor banker for
Speaker 9: eight years and he doesn't appreciate you getting you the
Speaker 9: ring that you want. It should have been a no
Speaker 9: brainer after all that. Well, I don't know. Don't think
Speaker 9: that this marriage is going to fix any of this
Speaker 9: because it's not. Look at how he talks to you now.
Speaker 9: It'll be more of the same, or it could be
Speaker 9: worse after he does put a ring on it and
Speaker 9: you guys get married. Just because you've been with some
Speaker 9: for eight years, it does not mean you have to
Speaker 9: marry them. So please don't go into a lifelong commitment
Speaker 9: with all of this. You guys aren't ready. You gotta yeah,
Speaker 9: you guys aren't ready for this.
Speaker 4: Steve Lord her Mercy boy, you know sometime I just
Speaker 4: can't fix some of these dudes. I just you know,
Speaker 4: I've been trying to help dudes. But man, dog, come on,
Speaker 4: now here's a problem.
Speaker 7: Y'all been together eight years and he asked you to
Speaker 7: marry him last month. Ain't no problem. Good, the time
Speaker 7: is in it.
Speaker 3: Now.
Speaker 2: You have been everything you said, wife, mother, banker, counselor,
Speaker 2: and he.
Speaker 4: Just don't appreciate you. Well, it took you eight years
Speaker 4: and figure this out, but he keeps on proving it.
Speaker 10: Now.
Speaker 4: We have looked at rings for years and he knew
Speaker 4: exactly the engagement ring you wanted, but he got the
Speaker 4: ring he wanted to get me.
Speaker 2: This is so crazy right here, this right here makes
Speaker 2: no damn sense.
Speaker 4: It's a huge maybe two carrots with a baby blue
Speaker 4: stone because he attended the University of North Carolina for
Speaker 4: one year and baby Blue his favorite coach. So he
Speaker 4: went to college cause of the colors. That what you're
Speaker 4: telling me. He damn sure didn't go down there to
Speaker 4: get a degree. He went down there because he liked
Speaker 4: baby blue, Carolina blue.
Speaker 2: So that's the ring he got you. I was mortified
Speaker 2: by the ring, and I cried myself to sleep.
Speaker 4: First of all bruh, that ring is really an important
Speaker 4: step in both of your lives. But if this woman
Speaker 4: has told you the exact one she wanted and you
Speaker 4: went and bought the one you wanted, you, sir, are
Speaker 4: just stupid.
Speaker 7: That's the dumbest thing you could have done. You turned
Speaker 7: what could have been a happy woman into a woman
Speaker 7: who cried herself to sleep.
Speaker 4: Then she said, I don't even have a sweet romantic
Speaker 4: story to describe how he proposed we had just had
Speaker 4: a quickie.
Speaker 2: He kept telling me how much he loved me. Then
Speaker 2: he popped his pinky finger up in my face and
Speaker 2: the ring was on it.
Speaker 4: He didn't bother put his clothes back on. First, he
Speaker 4: didn't get on one knee beside the bed. Then he
Speaker 4: wanted to take pictures with you with the ring on,
Speaker 4: and you was wearing your bonnet.
Speaker 7: Lord, let me just stop.
Speaker 1: To extaal right there.
Speaker 3: You know.
Speaker 2: There's no way I can help this guy.
Speaker 7: Hang on, we'll be back.
Speaker 2: Hang on.
Speaker 9: Two Seem's responses coming up at twenty three minutes after
Speaker 9: the our Today's Strawberry Letters subject.
Speaker 1: Figure it out or get out. We'll get back into
Speaker 1: it right after this. You're listening morning show.
Speaker 9: All right, come on, Steve, let's recap today's strawberry letter.
Speaker 9: The subject figure it out or get out.
Speaker 2: This lady been dating this man eight years. He asked
Speaker 2: him to marry him. Now.
Speaker 7: They had been looking for rings over the years, and
Speaker 7: knew exactly what she wanted.
Speaker 2: But this is what this food did. He got the
Speaker 2: ring he wanted. It's a huge ring.
Speaker 4: It could be two cats, baby bluestone, because he attended
Speaker 4: the University of North Carolina for one year and baby
Speaker 4: blue is his favorite color.
Speaker 2: He's so stupid.
Speaker 4: I was mortified by the ring and cried myself to sleep.
Speaker 4: Then she said, I ain't even got a sweet romantic
Speaker 4: story to describe how he proposed.
Speaker 2: We had just had a quickie.
Speaker 4: He kept telling me how much he loved Then he
Speaker 4: popped his pinky finger up in my face and the ring.
Speaker 3: Was on it.
Speaker 4: He ain't bother to put his clothes back on. First,
Speaker 4: get on one knee beside the bed. Then he tried
Speaker 4: to take pictures of me with the ring on. I
Speaker 4: was wearing my bonnet. I said yes to his proposal,
Speaker 4: but the next day I started a fight on purpose
Speaker 4: so I could ignore him. He's sleeping all you had
Speaker 4: to do is get this girl the ring she wanted.
Speaker 4: What better way to make a woman happy than to
Speaker 4: give her what.
Speaker 7: She won't, not what you want. It's simple, damn, dug
Speaker 7: that ain't even hard. It takes the guess work out.
Speaker 7: If my girls say what she really really won't for Christmas?
Speaker 2: And I got it to get her, but I go
Speaker 2: get her something else. Who the fool here?
Speaker 3: You?
Speaker 4: It ain't about no, she not ungrateful. She gonna act
Speaker 4: like grateful, but she told me this could have been
Speaker 4: the perfect guilty. But ooh, now you went and did
Speaker 4: what your dumb ass wanted to do. You went to
Speaker 4: North Carolina for one year. You ain't even graduate. You
Speaker 4: went to college because you like powder Blue. You took
Speaker 4: your ass down to North Carolina and took your mama
Speaker 4: their money down there because you're stupid behind like powder blue.
Speaker 7: I beat damn.
Speaker 4: Then this food called his mother to wine the hub,
Speaker 4: but the mama unleashed on him and told him all
Speaker 4: the things I told him. He came home that day
Speaker 4: and said, I ruined a perfect knight because I'm ungrateful.
Speaker 4: Wait a minute, dog, let me read this perfect night
Speaker 4: back to you. You grabbed your girl with a bonnet
Speaker 4: on him, performed a quickie while y'all was laying there,
Speaker 4: you pulled the ring out on your damn baby flanker
Speaker 4: stuck it in her face. The ring she did not want,
Speaker 4: but the one you wanted cause you took your dumb
Speaker 4: ass to college for one year. What the hell you
Speaker 4: need a memory for that, folk? And then you stuck
Speaker 4: it in her face and asked her to marry you.
Speaker 4: You didn't put your clothes on, you didn't get on
Speaker 4: one knee. You didn't get this girl a romantic story
Speaker 4: to report. She can't tell nobody how it happened, and
Speaker 4: she cried herself.
Speaker 2: To sleep at night.
Speaker 4: And then your ass came in and said, you ruined
Speaker 4: a perfect night because I'm ungrateful. She didn't ruin a
Speaker 4: perfect night because she was ungrateful. You ruined the night
Speaker 4: because you didn't get her what she wanted.
Speaker 2: You did what you wanted to do.
Speaker 4: You ruined the night because you took what could have
Speaker 4: been a special occasion and turned it into a moment
Speaker 4: that ain't worth telling no damn about it. So how
Speaker 4: did he propose to you? Where we had a quick
Speaker 4: at having a bonnet on, He rolled over and stuck
Speaker 4: his other head and ring foot.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, that's terrible.
Speaker 3: You hear what that sounds like?
Speaker 1: Yeah, so there we go, man.
Speaker 2: Then he yelled, okay, it got home. Told you you
Speaker 2: was ungrateful.
Speaker 4: Then he said, if I don't want to marry him,
Speaker 4: just say it. Then he yelled, figured it out or
Speaker 4: get out, and he went to bed. Well, the apartment
Speaker 4: is in her name. How stupid is this dude? You
Speaker 4: know I would have at least ran through my mind.
Speaker 2: Who house is this boy? Tell him to get out?
Speaker 4: I said to myself, Okay, I got some things over
Speaker 4: here to that signed the least.
Speaker 1: Okay, so I'm fit to tell her to get out
Speaker 1: her house.
Speaker 7: Yeah, that's what I'm gonna do.
Speaker 4: Figure it out to get out? Yeah, And then went
Speaker 4: to bed. Like I told her, the apartment is in
Speaker 4: my name. I paid the rent, he paid the utilities
Speaker 4: and the phone bill. So it was mighty bold to
Speaker 4: him to tell me to get out. Should I leave
Speaker 4: and let him figure it out for a while? Or
Speaker 4: do I give this some time and work on mending
Speaker 4: our relationship. Lady, you're not fit to do nothing, because
Speaker 4: listen to the options you said. You said, should I leave?
Speaker 4: And let him figure it out for a while, or
Speaker 4: do I give this some time and work on mending
Speaker 4: our relationship. That's the same thing. If all you're gonna
Speaker 4: do is leave to let him figure it out for
Speaker 4: a while, I don't know what the timeframe means. You're
Speaker 4: gonna have it, or do I give him sometime and
Speaker 4: work on mending our relationship.
Speaker 2: You're not gonna go anywhere.
Speaker 4: You've accepted the garbage that your dumb ass boyfriend been
Speaker 4: putting out for eight years with this dumb ass proposal,
Speaker 4: and you sit up here with this big, ugly ass rain,
Speaker 4: and now you should cook an ugl ass picture with
Speaker 4: your bonnet on your damn proposal, a bunnet on him?
Speaker 2: Told you all about the damn bunds?
Speaker 1: What kind of ring is this?
Speaker 10: All?
Speaker 4: Right?
Speaker 13: Man?
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Speaker 1: Morning show. It is time now for sports Talk with
Speaker 1: the Nephew and for Junior.
Speaker 8: Right this is this is sports in a way I
Speaker 8: guess so tmz uh TMD caught up with Shannon Sharp
Speaker 8: at LAX and they asked would he ever entertain the
Speaker 8: idea of dating Kim Kardashian. He made it clear that
Speaker 8: he wouldn't pursue a relationship with Kim Ka. Sharp said,
Speaker 8: Kim has an of going on. She's an outstanding businesswoman
Speaker 8: and what she's been, what she's done, is absolutely amazing.
Speaker 8: But I got too much on my plate. She has
Speaker 8: too much on her plate. Plus, I'm too private.
Speaker 2: Of a guy.
Speaker 8: I don't want to live a public life now staying
Speaker 8: in Sharp is fifty five. Him Kardashian is forty three.
Speaker 8: What does it take for a man that that many
Speaker 8: years older?
Speaker 4: Uh?
Speaker 2: What kind of decisions do you make in life?
Speaker 3: Right?
Speaker 2: There? Is he too? Is he too old for? It's
Speaker 2: just money? It's just money. You know what is we
Speaker 2: talking about him? What do you mean?
Speaker 1: It's just money?
Speaker 4: See, it's just money. If he got money, you ain't
Speaker 4: gonna give a damn hold here, Appucino.
Speaker 2: Does he need to be in a certain thing? Yeah,
Speaker 2: be damn there on the way out, that's even better.
Speaker 1: You have to be bothered, Steve.
Speaker 2: You know these young girls is looking at that.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I can marry this man. Get up close to
Speaker 4: this situation. He eighty, I'm twenty nine. Where do you
Speaker 4: think this is going? Well, come on now, stop.
Speaker 2: It was about it's a fun.
Speaker 8: But surely when you're that much older, when you go
Speaker 8: to the to the de Niro's and the Patinos, Surely
Speaker 8: when you're that much older, I mean, is it fair?
Speaker 2: Is it fair to the child at all? The child? Oh,
Speaker 2: if you have a baby, a baby, yeah, listen to me.
Speaker 4: This baby is hoping, hoping that he make it to
Speaker 4: just take him to the first grade, because I shall
Speaker 4: hope my daddy been take me to school, to the
Speaker 4: first grade.
Speaker 13: I don't think that's a big difference though, with Shannon
Speaker 13: and Kim Kage, she's.
Speaker 1: What he's got too far. No, that's not far at all. No,
Speaker 1: that ain't bad at all.
Speaker 4: That's not far at all. And I like the way
Speaker 4: he gave Kim her do you know what she busy?
Speaker 4: You know, somebody asked me, would you ever date Beyonce?
Speaker 4: And you know what, I said, what the hell do Beyonce?
Speaker 7: Won't we meet?
Speaker 2: Don't don't breaking.
Speaker 1: Married to their power couple?
Speaker 7: All right?
Speaker 1: Thank you guys.
Speaker 9: Coming up, at the top of the hour, a husband
Speaker 9: hides a filthy washcloth and a pile of laundry and
Speaker 9: makes up a weird excuse.
Speaker 1: We'll talk about it right after this. You're listening morning show,
Speaker 1: all right?
Speaker 9: This is from Vashti and Hattiesburg. Vashti says, my husband
Speaker 9: buried a damp washcloth in the bottom of a pile
Speaker 9: of towels and it got sour, which made me go
Speaker 9: move it. The washcloth had makeup and makeup residue and
Speaker 9: black streaks on it. My husband said he cleaned up
Speaker 9: after himself when he couldn't make it to the toilet.
Speaker 1: Why would he use a washcloth to do that?
Speaker 9: I still can't figure this one out out, but it
Speaker 9: looks like makeup and mass Scara, am I reaching?
Speaker 1: I just want to say, ew, yeah.
Speaker 7: Why would your husband use a wash coff to clean
Speaker 7: himself up? How's that a question?
Speaker 9: No?
Speaker 2: But it said after he used the toilet.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he couldn't make it to the to the bathroom.
Speaker 2: Oh that's what he said, is the thing? Yeah you
Speaker 2: missed makeup?
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, see mass Scara, don't be confused, bruh, And
Speaker 4: it's black on your wash Get your answer to the
Speaker 4: hospital needed. You need to be in Eer sitting up
Speaker 4: there filling out some paperwork.
Speaker 2: I don't know, no foundation looked at color red and black.
Speaker 14: You lean, my god, yeah, I don't know why, man
Speaker 14: brol this is so gross.
Speaker 2: Gross Let the wash cloth go take it out. Yeah, bro,
Speaker 2: what is you trying. I'm gonna put it at the
Speaker 2: bottom of the hand for she'll wash it. She ain't
Speaker 2: gonna see that.
Speaker 4: Women are some of the smartest people in the world.
Speaker 4: I don't know when men. You have got to understand it.
Speaker 4: Uncles Steine can't help you if you're not going to
Speaker 4: understand a couple basic rules that women are absolutely brilliant.
Speaker 2: You must understand that first. Then I can help you.
Speaker 4: But if you doing stuff where you think they stupid,
Speaker 4: I can't help you because they get insulted when you
Speaker 4: make them think they're stupid.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's the way. We don't like you to lie
Speaker 1: to us. That's that's true, Shirley.
Speaker 2: You all don't like us to lie too, But at
Speaker 2: least respect her brilliance enough to lie. You have a
Speaker 2: good at least have a good man. It's some thought
Speaker 2: into these lives, fellas you know.
Speaker 1: So how could you fix this one with a lie
Speaker 1: because his life was terrible. You usually co sign on
Speaker 1: the line say ride with him.
Speaker 2: So yeah, but he this one right here is bad.
Speaker 2: I would my my lie would be I don't recognize
Speaker 2: the white claw.
Speaker 4: And plus I've never kissed another woman that hard where
Speaker 4: I had eye line at whole, So I don't you.
Speaker 2: Ain't gonna be here put this on me?
Speaker 7: Hide our eyes?
Speaker 2: Kissing this hard? But I that's my that's a lot
Speaker 2: of mashes. You know how hard you got to be kissing.
Speaker 1: My eyeliner off?
Speaker 2: When you got eyeline on your mouth?
Speaker 6: You are.
Speaker 2: Crowd, got the rouge and the face and the lipstick,
Speaker 2: got all that. How the hell you get that eye
Speaker 2: line round?
Speaker 3: Now?
Speaker 2: How hard it is for a woman to put on eyeline?
Speaker 1: Yes, yes, yes, yes, pull it all.
Speaker 2: Y'all can do it while you're driving. That's what amazes
Speaker 2: me the.
Speaker 1: Whole We're skilled, highly skilled. We shouldn't. It's dangerous. It's dangerous.
Speaker 1: We really shouldn't do make up what you do. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but when we're running late?
Speaker 9: Yeah so yeah, So so the wife really thinks that
Speaker 9: it's makeup and mescara, and she just wants to know
Speaker 9: is she reaching well is she reaching m HM by
Speaker 9: thinking that it's makeup and messcaric because that's what you.
Speaker 1: Want, not what he said.
Speaker 4: And you and you think it's masscar but you're not
Speaker 4: sure that we have a possible out because most of
Speaker 4: all right scale what you want meeting. We're both of
Speaker 4: you sitting there looking at the washcoffused.
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Speaker 1: Would you rather?
Speaker 9: Right after this you're listening hard Morning Show. It is
Speaker 9: time now for a round of would you rather? Would
Speaker 9: you rather?
Speaker 1: Thanksgiving dinner at I Hop or the waffle House?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 1: If you had to I Hop or the waffle House?
Speaker 1: Which one I'm going to?
Speaker 8: I'm going in at waffle House. I'm going there's gonna
Speaker 8: be some sights. It's gonna be some sights. But but
Speaker 8: but they got them, they got the menus in their head.
Speaker 8: They're not gonna mess this up. I'm going in there.
Speaker 1: Okay, so you're gonna get waffles.
Speaker 2: My first Thanksgiving away from home was out of Denny's.
Speaker 7: I was on the road. My first year had Thanksgiving?
Speaker 1: Okay, Yeah, how was it?
Speaker 7: I'd rather get I'd rather get a root canal without
Speaker 7: knowing it?
Speaker 1: Are you saying the turkey was dry?
Speaker 3: Is that what.
Speaker 4: I'm gonna have to go to waffle house because they're
Speaker 4: not gonna have no turkey. Let me just go and
Speaker 4: get that smothered chunk covered. Uh, give me them eggs
Speaker 4: and give me that day and waffle going.
Speaker 2: Don't go. Don't go to our house. Turkey ain't on
Speaker 2: the menu nowhere on our house that day?
Speaker 1: No next one.
Speaker 9: Would you rather work at a work as a mall Santa,
Speaker 9: or go to or go Christmas caroling door to door?
Speaker 1: Work as a mall Santa? Christmas caroling door to door?
Speaker 2: Which one? On Christmas?
Speaker 3: Care?
Speaker 2: I can't sing a lick, but I'll be. I'll be, Damn.
Speaker 2: I said, there any kids pee on me? The whole day.
Speaker 2: I'm going Christmas.
Speaker 1: Car The kids.
Speaker 8: Be so excited to see Canaday pee right there. Look
Speaker 8: at him at the mall when you go, he just
Speaker 8: we just look at him.
Speaker 4: I'm gonna go, Carolyn, but I ain't gonna I ain't
Speaker 4: gonna take the book. I'm gonna be lead singing the
Speaker 4: whole thing.
Speaker 1: They told me.
Speaker 2: They told me. Beat the drum, little boy and the major.
Speaker 1: People.
Speaker 2: He's sang it. Damn Christmas Bank, I don't know Christmas song.
Speaker 9: Would you rather make siren noises during sex? Or would
Speaker 9: you rather make Tarzan?
Speaker 1: That's really good?
Speaker 2: Yeah, give me really good. Ri don't what the hell
Speaker 2: going on?
Speaker 1: They're looking at the window.
Speaker 2: That's somebody played in the window way too much. When
Speaker 2: the little right let that's today's round.
Speaker 1: Would you rather coming up next?
Speaker 9: It's our last break of the day, and we'll close
Speaker 9: out the show with the one and only Steve Harvey
Speaker 9: right after this.
Speaker 1: You're listening Morning show.
Speaker 9: All right, guys, Here we are our last break of
Speaker 9: the day on this Wednesday, hump day, hump day, hop day.
Speaker 1: It's been a good day. It's been a fun day, man. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you got our lives. Next week is Thanksgiving.
Speaker 2: Next week.
Speaker 1: Yes, yeah, next Thursday.
Speaker 2: You don't have cram bear and sauce. Yet, you're in trouble.
Speaker 2: I'm telling you.
Speaker 3: Uh huh.
Speaker 8: No you.
Speaker 1: No, Steve, No, I telling you Christmas? What's tomorrow? No,
Speaker 1: buddy believed me.
Speaker 2: Surely you can't. Holidays.
Speaker 1: It's so fast though.
Speaker 2: That is my jump Holidays.
Speaker 7: Sure, that's the.
Speaker 9: Rule, all right, but Thanksgiving is next Thursday. Hey see,
Speaker 9: before we get out of here, we have one more person.
Speaker 9: Her name is Gay and uh she's from West Philly
Speaker 9: and she wants to tell you this.
Speaker 1: She said. She met her current boyfriend at a spot.
Speaker 9: His hands are blessed, and she found out that he
Speaker 9: does in home massages, so she started getting them often
Speaker 9: just so she could see him. He asked if he
Speaker 9: could bring one of his business partners, and I agree
Speaker 9: to a fourhand massage from these two men. My boyfriend
Speaker 9: then asked if he could watch me and his business
Speaker 9: partner being intimate.
Speaker 1: I was all for it, and it fell.
Speaker 2: Wait wait say that again?
Speaker 4: Okay, okay, so we got two dudes over there doing
Speaker 4: massage on the girl. Did the girl's boyfriend said?
Speaker 10: What?
Speaker 1: Could he watch her and his business partner being intimate?
Speaker 1: The boyfriend wanted to.
Speaker 9: He brought his boy his business partner over there the
Speaker 9: fourhand massage. So then her boyfriend turns around and says,
Speaker 9: could he watch her and the business partner doing it?
Speaker 1: Okay?
Speaker 9: And she was all for it, and she said it
Speaker 9: felt very natural. So her question is, does this mean
Speaker 9: she's polyamorous? Now you know she likes more than what
Speaker 9: the hell you think?
Speaker 4: The hell is you asking us for? First of all,
Speaker 4: we set up in here, so damn confused. You got
Speaker 4: a massage from the dude with the blessed hands, uh huh?
Speaker 1: Now in home.
Speaker 4: Now he come to the house and he tell you
Speaker 4: can he bring his business partner to do a fuehand?
Speaker 4: Your ass said yeah to that, But your damn boyfriend
Speaker 4: over there watching and then said he watched you and
Speaker 4: the business partner that the dude bought with him.
Speaker 2: Can he watch y'all do it? And you said it
Speaker 2: felt natural to you? Yeah?
Speaker 4: Yeah, you and everybody in there going the hell all?
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, you and everybody? How that feel natural?
Speaker 1: Well, she said it did.
Speaker 4: I mean four is on me right here. Just let's
Speaker 4: get let's get to the fuehand. Even if it's two women.
Speaker 4: The confusion.
Speaker 2: That's gonna be running through my mind because I got in.
Speaker 1: A relaxed state, chilling, just getting a massage.
Speaker 2: It's too many, dud, there's three dudes in this room.
Speaker 1: You gotta unwind and relax.
Speaker 4: Over three dudes in the room you naked. What kind
Speaker 4: of relaxing are you doing? That's gonna be natural listening
Speaker 4: to this story?
Speaker 9: Relax, you're getting a massage, relaxed, relax.
Speaker 1: Go with the flash, man.
Speaker 2: I ain't never these letters. This world we live in now?
Speaker 7: This world?
Speaker 2: Crazy? Your boyfriend? Can I watch you in the business partner?
Speaker 2: Heath sense? And it felt so natural? Does that mean?
Speaker 1: Does that mean I'm what polyamorous?
Speaker 2: You know more than what that mean, but you probably are.
Speaker 4: Whatever it's sound, it sounds nasty.
Speaker 1: Yes, that's very popular.
Speaker 2: You know, so if you get poll in all the
Speaker 2: rest of us, if you want to, that's what it's.
Speaker 1: Turning more than one.
Speaker 2: You know that crazy? I don't. I don't really know
Speaker 2: exactly what that means. But how that feel? How did
Speaker 2: how I feel?
Speaker 4: Natural? The sound of the story was unnatural. It stopped
Speaker 4: us in the middle. We had to hear it twice.
Speaker 4: Wait a minute, who came your boyfriend came in the
Speaker 4: room for what to watch. And then your boyfriend said,
Speaker 4: what can he watch you?
Speaker 7: And the.
Speaker 4: Business of partner to the original two hammer? Sorry, can
Speaker 4: y'all have sex? And can he watch that?
Speaker 1: And you went along with it. What's going on?
Speaker 3: What the math?
Speaker 2: Math? Girl?
Speaker 13: Up?
Speaker 9: Like that?
Speaker 2: You my girl?
Speaker 7: And I serve you up to another dude? Man, Please,
Speaker 7: y'all live another world.
Speaker 8: Man.
Speaker 4: Maybe I'm you can call it old school, call it
Speaker 4: whatever you want to. I'm that yes, yes, see you
Speaker 4: old school.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you're not sharing.
Speaker 2: Sharing who my girl? My girl? Then you ain't my girl.
Speaker 2: Let's just going to make that money. Okay.
Speaker 9: So if it's someone you're saying, and this is very important, Steve,
Speaker 9: you're saying, if it's someone you care about and that
Speaker 9: you love, you wouldn't even want.
Speaker 4: To You wouldn't think about that to think, Yeah, your
Speaker 4: boyfriend don't give a damn about you, and neither do
Speaker 4: the full hands.
Speaker 2: Okay, but you are that, you are the item in
Speaker 2: this whole story. Even DeShawn saying, damn, what am my son?
Speaker 2: I would just go to reference.
Speaker 1: But you know what do you say?
Speaker 2: Okay, I'm gonna say this, y'all have a great day.
Speaker 4: Ignore that last story and remember you ain't got to
Speaker 4: try everything your damn self to know that it ain't
Speaker 4: good for you. And that was a prime example. Ladies
Speaker 4: and gentlemen, talk to God today. He'd loved to hear
Speaker 4: from you.
Speaker 2: Y'all.
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