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Speaker 9: that's him. You breathing, that's him. You still here, that's him.
Speaker 9: You got another chance?
Speaker 2: That's him. You ain't out of here. That's him.
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Speaker 2: All of that. You got, any dreams and aspirations you
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Speaker 9: That's him. All that, that's him, that's him. Him, clothes
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Speaker 9: that's him, man, that's him. It's amazing when you take
Speaker 9: a small inventory how you find out how big God
Speaker 9: really is in your life. Now, the more you turn
Speaker 9: yourself over to him, the bigger he can be for you. See,
Speaker 9: he'll only be as big as you let him. It's
Speaker 9: one thing about God. Now, he's a gentleman. He can
Speaker 9: make you do anything. You know, you get too big
Speaker 9: for him, you know you you lose your humbleness. He
Speaker 9: can humble you.
Speaker 4: Now.
Speaker 9: God created man with the power of choice. We're the
Speaker 9: only creature he created that. He gave us the total
Speaker 9: power of choice when we mate, who we mate with.
Speaker 9: You know everything, all of it. Man, it's a choice
Speaker 9: what we want to be, how much we want to make,
Speaker 9: where we want to live, with climate we want to
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Speaker 9: You know, we speak different languages. You can go learn
Speaker 9: another language. A bear can't do nothing but be a bear.
Speaker 9: Is he can't go learn how to be a fox.
Speaker 9: He can't go learn how to be an otter.
Speaker 2: He just can't.
Speaker 9: And ostrich is an ostrich man he can't come out
Speaker 9: here and fight like a lion. A lion is a lion.
Speaker 9: A lion eat meat. He can't eat vegetables. I don't
Speaker 9: care how much meat ain't around. He'll lay down and
Speaker 9: pull up out of here and die because he can't
Speaker 9: eat grass.
Speaker 2: He just a lion.
Speaker 4: Man.
Speaker 2: You understand this that God gave us.
Speaker 9: We are the one creature he created that has total
Speaker 9: power of choice. You can make every decision in your life.
Speaker 9: What kind of watch you like? That's the one you
Speaker 9: can buy. You want to live in Switzerland, go ahead.
Speaker 9: You don't like Switzerland, you can move to Miami. You
Speaker 9: want to live your life for crime, go ahead.
Speaker 2: That's you. He gave you the power choice you want
Speaker 2: to do?
Speaker 4: Right?
Speaker 2: Come on, So now look at this thing. We are
Speaker 2: all the results of a series of decis visions that
Speaker 2: we have made.
Speaker 9: If we could just identify that the problem is us,
Speaker 9: we could began the solution.
Speaker 2: See that's the problem, y'all, it's us. It's what we do.
Speaker 9: I threw my life down the hill. I can't tell
Speaker 9: you how many years based on some decisions that I
Speaker 9: was making. Now I can justify my decision where I
Speaker 9: wasn't happy and I was doing this and I was
Speaker 9: in miserying y'all. On name, ain't yes to you? When
Speaker 9: you get through you made the decisions though, And you
Speaker 9: can look at this anyway you want to, y'all. But
Speaker 9: at the end of the day, I'm just talking to
Speaker 9: people that's really really wanting to improve their position in life.
Speaker 2: And how do you do that? You got to have
Speaker 2: a solution. How do you come up with a solution?
Speaker 2: You got to identify the problem to even began to
Speaker 2: solve it. But if the problem ain't ever you, how
Speaker 2: you gonna solve something that? Ain't you? See?
Speaker 9: Okay, let me look at this one. If somebody say,
Speaker 9: like I got a child of mine, man, I just
Speaker 9: do right here. Man, I don't even wanna get into
Speaker 9: it this morning. Boy, I'm struggling with this this boy.
Speaker 9: But man, you go to people, you ask them why
Speaker 9: they do so I just did. I just wasn't taking
Speaker 9: care of business? Why I just didn't take care of business?
Speaker 2: Boy? Do you understand that your life is gonna be
Speaker 2: filled with you got to take care of business? So
Speaker 2: when you're gonna start, you know what I mean?
Speaker 3: You can't.
Speaker 2: You can't. You can't go through life blame it everybody.
Speaker 2: It's got to be you. See, you can fix you.
Speaker 2: You can't fix.
Speaker 9: Nobody else if you keep getting married and the marriages
Speaker 9: don't work. Hello, Hello, Hello, Could it be you? So
Speaker 9: I founally had to sit down and just make that decision. Ain'
Speaker 9: don't need to be coming on the radio talking about
Speaker 9: nobody else and what they did to me, and y'all
Speaker 9: just don't no, no, no, man, what about the part
Speaker 9: you played in it? Cause see, if you got a
Speaker 9: good marriage, you got a part to play in that.
Speaker 9: If you got a bad one, you got a part
Speaker 9: to play in that. Even if it just get down
Speaker 9: to you the one pick them, how about that? Mister, mister,
Speaker 9: I made a decision. The problem is usually within yourself.
Speaker 9: Do you know that's the quickest and easy way to
Speaker 9: fix your life. That way, you ain't got to check
Speaker 9: with nobody. Here's the beauty of going on and admitting
Speaker 9: that it's you. You don't have to check or clear
Speaker 9: it with nobody to start the repair process. You don't
Speaker 9: need anybody's permission. You ain't got to put it before
Speaker 9: the review board to see if it will pass. It
Speaker 9: ain't got to go through Congress. You ain't got to
Speaker 9: hope that your local politician get their hands on it
Speaker 9: and make a phone call for you. You ain't got
Speaker 9: to ask any counselors to come.
Speaker 2: In and sit with you.
Speaker 9: You don't have to check in the rehair. All you
Speaker 9: got to do is decide the problem is me. I'm
Speaker 9: gonna start change. Identify the problem, and start with the
Speaker 9: part that you can own up to. Once you identify
Speaker 9: the problem, you can start planning on how to fix
Speaker 9: this or how to get to accomplishing something. But remember
Speaker 9: this plan and is important. If you fail to plan,
Speaker 9: then please plan to fail. If you don't know how
Speaker 9: to make a plan, let's just start with the basics.
Speaker 9: Just make a list of what you want. Make this
Speaker 9: list and then go to God in prayer with an
Speaker 9: open mind and open your mind up to all the
Speaker 9: clean opportunities that are available. Hear why a lot of
Speaker 9: people won't succeed because certain opportunities come along you don't
Speaker 9: want to do them.
Speaker 2: That kills me.
Speaker 9: Man, when I hear here, I ain't doing that. I
Speaker 9: know young comedians that come to me all the time
Speaker 9: talking about Man. What you and I say, Man, just
Speaker 9: take every gig you can, no matter what it pay. Well,
Speaker 9: listen to me, son, you can go make that money
Speaker 9: that they pay, or you can make the decision to
Speaker 9: sit at home and make no money. It's a comedy,
Speaker 9: hard business. They ain't paying but one hundred dollars. You
Speaker 9: gotta drive fifty miles. But if you drive fifty miles
Speaker 9: and you make the hundred and you stand on that
Speaker 9: stage for thirty minutes, you are now thirty minutes better
Speaker 9: than you was the last time you went on stage. Oh, man,
Speaker 9: they ain't man, they don't pay me. I ain't coming.
Speaker 9: You ain't finna be a comedian, man, not not like
Speaker 9: this here. A lot of people just don't want to
Speaker 9: do what's necessary to do. So when the opportunity presents
Speaker 9: itself and you open up your mind to it, man,
Speaker 9: then get ready to go on and do it. Man,
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Speaker 9: I say, look at here, welcome to the the badest
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Speaker 4: He he.
Speaker 2: Has told more jokes.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that need.
Speaker 9: These other radio shows have attempted. Yes, ain't nobody own
Speaker 9: any morning more funny than me. And when I come back,
Speaker 9: I'm gonna introduce me to you and the rest of
Speaker 9: the morning crew.
Speaker 4: There are he.
Speaker 2: Just standing by.
Speaker 9: But I done took off down the road of foolishness,
Speaker 9: and I didn't know how to get off. Sometime when
Speaker 9: you go down the road of foolishness, it ain't no exit.
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Speaker 1: Right you're listening, Morning show. It is time now to
Speaker 1: run that prank back? What you got for us?
Speaker 2: Nef Well, it was about to get said Shirley.
Speaker 11: Sometimes you got to make these awkward type of phone calls,
Speaker 11: you know, sometimes you rarely got.
Speaker 4: To do it.
Speaker 11: The title today is your wife gave me a disease? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 11: your wife gave me a disease. Okay, y'all want to
Speaker 11: know what it is a disease? Yeah yeah, what she
Speaker 11: gave me diabetes. Let's go catch up. Let's go catch
Speaker 11: they give that if you if you, if you give
Speaker 11: me too much to eat? Yes you can let's go
Speaker 11: catch out too many sweets.
Speaker 2: Yes you can.
Speaker 4: Hello, Hello, I'm trying to reach I'm trying to reach Dante. Yeah,
Speaker 4: this is him. Who is Hey? How you doing? Man?
Speaker 4: Just to be sir, your Dante is married to Sammy?
Speaker 5: Right?
Speaker 4: Yeah, okay, cool?
Speaker 6: Cool?
Speaker 4: So listen man. Uh so you've heard about me, you know,
Speaker 4: maybe heard my name before because I used to day
Speaker 4: sad me way before you guys got married. Uh you
Speaker 4: know my name is, My name is Marcella. So I
Speaker 4: just want to call and say how you doing?
Speaker 8: But I need to Oh okay, yeah, I know.
Speaker 6: So she mentioned you mentioned y'all used to be.
Speaker 12: Together before we Yeah, okay, I've heard about you.
Speaker 4: What's what's the phone call for? I needed to talk
Speaker 4: to you, man. And I've been holding this back at
Speaker 4: least four years. You know, I haven't said anything. And
Speaker 4: you know I can't hold it no more. Man, I'm
Speaker 4: going through so many issues right now. I just gotta
Speaker 4: I gotta get this thing. I got to get some
Speaker 4: grips on this thing that I'm going through. But you
Speaker 4: know I wanted to come to you man, to man,
Speaker 4: talk to you about this situation. I you know, I
Speaker 4: hate to bring it to you like this, but with
Speaker 4: be and Tammy work together, man, I ain't say when
Speaker 4: we were together, Tammy gave me a disease. Man. You know,
Speaker 4: I've been holding this, you know, and I was like,
Speaker 4: I say, I wanted to hit you up. I thought
Speaker 4: about it two years ago, I want. But it's like,
Speaker 4: what do you mean, like she gave you a disease.
Speaker 4: She gave me a disease about four plus years ago,
Speaker 4: this way before y'all got married. I'm from I understanding
Speaker 4: y'all been married about the.
Speaker 8: Year right, Yeah, Oh my god, Okay, okay, and you're
Speaker 8: calling me, you're calling me to give me the heads up.
Speaker 4: Oh man, I'm calling because, dude, these damn the medical
Speaker 4: bills and all this that just completely out of control.
Speaker 4: I can't even you know, I can't take care of
Speaker 4: myself no more with this, you know, and I don't
Speaker 4: feel like I have to because she the one that
Speaker 4: gave me the damn desease.
Speaker 8: Okay, So you're calling because you want you want.
Speaker 4: Me to pay you want you want us to pay
Speaker 4: for your medical bills. Dude, I'm like you, I mean, damn, dude,
Speaker 4: I mean put yourself in my position, mare, I mean
Speaker 4: what's some brother supposed to do? You know, I'm sitting
Speaker 4: over here with a disease somebody gave me, and you
Speaker 4: know they going on with they.
Speaker 8: Like bro, yeah, but this is so you're calling me
Speaker 8: telling me my wife gave you a disease. First of all,
Speaker 8: she would have told me that. Secondly, now you're telling
Speaker 8: me like I might have some You gotta be kidding me, Well,
Speaker 8: what does she give you? What disease are you talking about?
Speaker 4: Man? At this point, you know, I don't even want
Speaker 4: to discuss it. I just want to get on board.
Speaker 4: Let's can we get some kind of understanding with the
Speaker 4: medical bills that I can't out? It's out of control. Man.
Speaker 8: I'm not paying Okay, I'm not gonna pay for your
Speaker 8: medical bills, especially when I don't even know what the
Speaker 8: you mean when you mean she gave you a disease.
Speaker 4: Now I'm over here freaking out. Dude, Dude, I understand,
Speaker 4: you know, brouh. I hope you good. I really you know,
Speaker 4: But I'm just saying, man, dude, I don't know what
Speaker 4: to do no more. Man, I really don't you know.
Speaker 8: Like I said, okay, yo yo, you need to tell
Speaker 8: me all right, you talk in this circle. You're telling
Speaker 8: me something you have you caught four or five years ago?
Speaker 4: Well, what is it? Something? It's uncurable? What the diseasey
Speaker 4: you're talking about? Man, dude, I'm I'm trying to dude
Speaker 4: with regardless of what it is, I'm trying to handle
Speaker 4: the medical bills on it. Man, That's what I'm trying
Speaker 4: to do do. But what kind of medical bills could
Speaker 4: you have for some you.
Speaker 8: Caught four years ago?
Speaker 6: Like four years ago, you should have.
Speaker 4: Been able to six sss? What is it? So she
Speaker 4: gave me the disease and now I need somebody to
Speaker 4: play these damn bills. That's all I'm saying to you.
Speaker 4: All right, That's all I'm saying, Dante, Yo, Why I'm
Speaker 4: telling you what I'm telling you, Marcello is quit playing
Speaker 4: and telling me what the disease this is? It's Marcellos, man,
Speaker 4: it's marcellous. Okay, I don't tell what your name is.
Speaker 4: I'm getting there, y'all. Y'all want gave me diabetes?
Speaker 5: What though?
Speaker 4: Diabetes? Your wife gave me diabetes? Man? Man, you want
Speaker 4: to be coming hell, you can't. Can't somebody give you diabetes?
Speaker 13: What you mean?
Speaker 8: She gave you diabetes.
Speaker 4: Man, Your wife be cooking up. He was cooking all
Speaker 4: them cakes and pies, and you know all that sugar,
Speaker 4: you know. And just man, you cannot bron have me
Speaker 4: thinking my wife gave you her bees or something. Man,
Speaker 4: you just don't know how to work out, you know
Speaker 4: how to eat? That's on you, man, paying no bills
Speaker 4: for that diabe?
Speaker 11: Evil?
Speaker 4: What's wrong with you? Man?
Speaker 6: Oh?
Speaker 4: So now nah nah, Now that's funny. You laughing at friend,
Speaker 4: You're laughing at me. Dante's yes, I'm laughing at you
Speaker 4: call my phone talking about my wife gave you diabetes? Bro?
Speaker 4: For rel was it? Bro?
Speaker 14: Hey?
Speaker 4: Can I say something else? No, Dante?
Speaker 8: What what you want to say?
Speaker 4: I want to say this, Dante? You just got frank baby.
Speaker 4: This nephew signed me from the sea offy morning. So
Speaker 4: your wife tell me got me the frank folk. Oh damn. Oh,
Speaker 4: I got you, babe, I got you.
Speaker 7: Wow.
Speaker 8: Okay, See she told me about She told me about Marcello,
Speaker 8: but I never heard his voice.
Speaker 4: Bro, I was on fire. Oh my god, Oh you're
Speaker 4: good man, Oh my god.
Speaker 8: Oh you have me some here, dude, talking about a.
Speaker 4: Disease, especially a disease that the four years lingering. That's
Speaker 4: like whoa, whoa, whoa.
Speaker 6: Oh my god, man, I was when she got home.
Speaker 6: I was about to be man bo.
Speaker 4: Hey man, you gotta tell me this man. Come on,
Speaker 4: don Jay, what is what is the baddest? And I'm
Speaker 4: talking about the bad radio show in the lane?
Speaker 8: All funny, dude, this is Steve Harvey Morning.
Speaker 4: Are you eating right? You ain't got no dicretor now
Speaker 4: I'm worried. Bro. You could catch it right there.
Speaker 1: Coming up next, it is asked the CLO with our
Speaker 1: Chief Love Officers, you're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show. It
Speaker 1: is time for the Chief Love Officer, the c l O,
Speaker 1: Steve Harvey to answer your love questions. Here we go
Speaker 1: from Sandra and Indiana. Sandra writes, my youngest brother is
Speaker 1: twenty four and he lives with me. He had a
Speaker 1: long term girlfriend, but she recently broke up with him
Speaker 1: because I won't allow her new puppy inside my house.
Speaker 1: My brother said it's their dog together, so he should
Speaker 1: help care for the dog. I told him it's a
Speaker 1: firm no, and he said, I'm ruining his life. I
Speaker 1: think that's a bit dramatic, But do you think I
Speaker 1: should bend my rules.
Speaker 9: Now I think it's a damn dog that's ruined your life.
Speaker 9: Don't put this off on your sister. It's that damn
Speaker 9: dog is your sister's house. She lives that she paid
Speaker 9: the risk, she bought that she let you live with her.
Speaker 2: You didn't move this girl in.
Speaker 9: Now she want a puppy, Well, she can't handle. She
Speaker 9: get a puppy when she get her own place. You
Speaker 9: can't bring no puppy in over woman's house. Saw in
Speaker 9: the carpet and puppy gotta get part of trained. Anybody
Speaker 9: saidn't do that. You put your brother out?
Speaker 2: What a why name?
Speaker 4: Wait?
Speaker 9: Wait wait, wait out they take their twenty four year
Speaker 9: old grown ans somewhere and get their own apartment.
Speaker 2: Nah, and they ain't have all the puppies.
Speaker 1: They won't.
Speaker 2: No, you ruined in my life. You're stupid boy.
Speaker 9: Okay, Now she'd done broke up with you because wait
Speaker 9: a minute, hold of dog, lady.
Speaker 2: It's not you that has problems. He thatne has problem.
Speaker 9: A woman then broke up with you because you won't
Speaker 9: let her bring a puppy in her sister house, in
Speaker 9: your sister house.
Speaker 2: So she broke up with you you got the wrong
Speaker 2: chick though. Next question Shirley all right?
Speaker 1: Moving on. Tara in South Haven, Mississippi, says I gave
Speaker 1: my husband a Hall pass because I had two surgeries
Speaker 1: back to back and he was so sweet to me
Speaker 1: while I was healing.
Speaker 15: That was a year ago.
Speaker 1: My best friend found out in the streets about his fling,
Speaker 1: and without talking to me first, she confronted my husband
Speaker 1: and tried to fight him. I don't want her in
Speaker 1: my personal business, but she's in it now, and how
Speaker 1: should I explain her?
Speaker 2: See?
Speaker 9: I tell y'all all the time, when you see a
Speaker 9: man somewhere, you find out something about a man that
Speaker 9: ain't your business.
Speaker 2: Now, she'd have confronted this man about fooling around.
Speaker 9: On her girlfriend, well her girlfriend, and gave him a
Speaker 9: Hall pass because he was so kind to her doing surgery.
Speaker 9: If you could get a Hall pass for kindness doing surgery,
Speaker 9: you know how many passes I'd have? How many times
Speaker 9: I been kind? And better not go in here talking
Speaker 9: about no damn Hall pass. Better not bring it up ever?
Speaker 2: And lady, why do you pass? How Hall passes for kindness?
Speaker 4: What what is that? Oh?
Speaker 2: You were kind to me? You get a hall passed?
Speaker 3: What who are you?
Speaker 12: And can I be?
Speaker 5: You know?
Speaker 4: How can I be?
Speaker 6: No?
Speaker 9: That don't make no sense. Now your girlfriend is simple.
Speaker 9: I don't I don't know what you should say to
Speaker 9: her except this is not your business, but she in it.
Speaker 9: Now do you want to tell her how stupid you
Speaker 9: were by awarding him a hall pass that you said
Speaker 9: it was okay? And I'm gonna tell you something else.
Speaker 9: She ain't keeping it to herself. She's telling other people. Wow,
Speaker 9: and your husband didn't have to watch his step because
Speaker 9: his wife gave him permission.
Speaker 2: M yep.
Speaker 10: Facts.
Speaker 15: Yeah, it's not your business. It's not her business anyway.
Speaker 9: It's not her business. But it ain't no woman's business.
Speaker 9: But y'all always make it y'alls because she my girl.
Speaker 9: Because I would want to know, well, now here you go. Now,
Speaker 9: I'll tell you what. Let's let the women tell him
Speaker 9: what to do, because y'all always talking about I would
Speaker 9: want to know. I would tell her, well, now she
Speaker 9: trying to whip her husband's ass, what would you do, Shirley.
Speaker 1: It's not my business. I wouldn't do anything. I honest
Speaker 1: to god, I wouldn't do a thing.
Speaker 2: This is that My business is a bold face.
Speaker 1: No, it's not this particular situation. I wouldn't do it anything.
Speaker 1: I don't know what's going on in their house.
Speaker 7: Okay, Carlin, what would you do, Fellowship, try to fight
Speaker 7: the husband? Carla my best friend, my best friend.
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, so Charlotte, Shirley, you wouldn't tell your girlfriend.
Speaker 4: I would.
Speaker 3: I'm not in this.
Speaker 10: I'm really not in this one.
Speaker 2: I'm not in this.
Speaker 9: So if your husband is, if this happened, but your husband,
Speaker 9: you wouldn't want to know from your girlfriend.
Speaker 1: No, I would kill him.
Speaker 2: But I'm asking you if you want your girlfriend to
Speaker 2: tell you.
Speaker 9: Okay, that's contrary to everything you've ever said in every Strawberry.
Speaker 9: Lee just wanted to point that there's no changing on
Speaker 9: this show. Oh no, no, no, you don't. You stayed
Speaker 9: that damn same on this show. We're not interchanging on
Speaker 9: this show. We ride or Dow'll be here.
Speaker 2: My best.
Speaker 1: Your bestie, your best not in it.
Speaker 15: My best friend just got married. I'm not in their marriage.
Speaker 7: No, okay, and you see her husband cheating, you ain't
Speaker 7: gonna say nothing.
Speaker 9: I ain't mad at the answer. I like Shirley's answer,
Speaker 9: but that's not what she's ever said, and.
Speaker 7: I've always said that I would say something just like
Speaker 7: I just said, I'd probably be all in it.
Speaker 10: I'm not in this one with.
Speaker 9: A Hall Well but yeah, Shirley, but see, Shirley, you
Speaker 9: don't know about the Hall past all.
Speaker 14: You know.
Speaker 4: I know that.
Speaker 15: But I'm just not in anybody else's relationship. I don't
Speaker 15: have time.
Speaker 2: I don't have time for nobody else. I don't have
Speaker 2: nothing to say.
Speaker 9: Yeah, I saw my partner's girl somewhere in a little
Speaker 9: strange looking position. I'm not going to tell his man
Speaker 9: this here. Yeah, well, you know, in a weird you know,
Speaker 9: it looked like something was going on.
Speaker 2: But I couldn't.
Speaker 9: But I already knew if I went to tell him
Speaker 9: that he was going to jail. I already knew that
Speaker 9: if I tell this food.
Speaker 2: Case.
Speaker 7: Yeah, like I said, it depends on who it is.
Speaker 7: Best friend though, that's that's like my sister to me.
Speaker 1: Sorry for me, Okay, all right, Moving on, Caedra and
Speaker 1: Topeka says, my boyfriend has a habit of sending several
Speaker 1: women a good morning text before he starts his day.
Speaker 1: He does it freely and doesn't think it's a problem.
Speaker 1: I think it's the first step in cheating. And I'm jealous?
Speaker 15: Am I overthinking it? Or is this cheating?
Speaker 5: Man?
Speaker 3: Come on?
Speaker 2: How does word?
Speaker 14: What?
Speaker 2: What are y'all doing nowadays?
Speaker 1: What?
Speaker 4: What?
Speaker 2: What relationships y'all got? What y'all allowing up in here?
Speaker 7: What?
Speaker 4: What?
Speaker 9: What is these new rules that you can text three
Speaker 9: women in the morning wish them good morning whatever?
Speaker 2: I don't know who can do that?
Speaker 9: Surely texts me every single day, strawberry. She texts me
Speaker 9: scriptures every morning. I asked Shirley. I said, Shirley, do
Speaker 9: me in a favor, text me a scripture every morning.
Speaker 9: Shirley texts me a scripture every single morning. I was
Speaker 9: on vacation and didn't quite see the name Shirley because
Speaker 9: Shirley's text comes with a strawberry next to her name
Speaker 9: and a heart.
Speaker 2: I deleted it.
Speaker 1: For safety purses, because I was blurried.
Speaker 2: And I didn't know it said, Shirley looked like Sheila,
Speaker 2: And I deleted it, and I don't know what a
Speaker 2: heart and a strawberry.
Speaker 4: This thank you see?
Speaker 2: And the scripture.
Speaker 15: Right after this?
Speaker 1: You're listening.
Speaker 10: Morning show?
Speaker 1: All right, guys, here's a question, what product or what
Speaker 1: brand reminds you of your childhood home. All right, here's
Speaker 1: an email from Tea from New Orleans. It says, hey, morning, crew.
Speaker 1: Every time I see the Quaker oatmeal the box, I
Speaker 1: think of my mom's house when I was a kid.
Speaker 1: She always had a box of it on top of
Speaker 1: our refrigerator. When I go to visit my pop's house,
Speaker 1: he always had a box of frosted flake cereal in
Speaker 1: his pantry. In fact, he probably does right now. What
Speaker 1: brand or product did your childhood home always have in stock?
Speaker 1: I got a bunch of I knew it ready for me,
Speaker 1: Like what like what Steve? If you go first comic comment?
Speaker 2: Okay?
Speaker 9: Oh yes, comments at green asshole can a comet with
Speaker 9: the peel off top with the eight holes in the top.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and washed all your sinks in your bathtub out.
Speaker 2: But let us sit there, let us for a minute.
Speaker 2: Yeah to the change the color. I'll tell you another.
Speaker 9: Ain't open the refrigerator while seeing an open box of
Speaker 9: arm and hamm.
Speaker 2: A baker So yes, yes, yes, keep taking you.
Speaker 9: Back sitting stove that Maxwell Orfolder's coffee can with the
Speaker 9: grease singing, Yes, sir, Yes, it's real things. Memory in
Speaker 9: the in the bathroom cresh toothpaste. You were crass people, No,
Speaker 9: we wasn't really crushing it. Yeah, yeah, we had that too.
Speaker 9: We was whatever was on sale.
Speaker 2: People.
Speaker 1: You got to talk.
Speaker 9: Can jump in here and say this though. That one
Speaker 9: two paste though ultra brighten. I thought that was just
Speaker 9: the greatest thing.
Speaker 6: Go ahead.
Speaker 11: If we ran out of that two paste, then we
Speaker 11: go to that fridge with that bacon soda wood and.
Speaker 1: Go in there and get you there, yeah, and dip
Speaker 1: that tooth yeah.
Speaker 2: And I actually brush my teeth better with bacon hell.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: All right, how about this tide laundry detergent tied tide
Speaker 1: had to have some times ivory.
Speaker 2: Powder? That ain't that liquid? That's washing powder. We have
Speaker 2: that right, foul and ox. It's a lot in the
Speaker 2: big blue box of damn fast.
Speaker 15: But did you have ivory soap though?
Speaker 1: Did you have ivory soap to take your bath?
Speaker 10: Die? Dial you die ivory?
Speaker 2: Had we had ivory soap?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 1: It floated in the water ivory.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 11: Okay, let's go in the bathroom and up underneath that counter.
Speaker 11: It's a little red crank can got some grease.
Speaker 2: In it called raw crown. All your scalp with that
Speaker 2: right there.
Speaker 1: That's how I got my hamput.
Speaker 2: We're in the bathroom. Were in the bathroom.
Speaker 16: Yeah yeah, we're in the bathroot single ply. You had
Speaker 16: to be careful wiping yourself. We get damn single play man.
Speaker 2: I can't tell you how many times I miss jewish.
Speaker 1: And pushed my frankle.
Speaker 3: Okay, yeah, we got it.
Speaker 4: We got the.
Speaker 9: Single single plot. My dad in loved that more than
Speaker 9: a thousand sheeps.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, wait, do you remember aim.
Speaker 2: The striking?
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, we strike bleame.
Speaker 10: Uh huh, I got one.
Speaker 9: Okay, get that bottle that hung on the back of
Speaker 9: the door, looked like a hot water bottle with a
Speaker 9: tube on it and a spring offer. Boy, me and
Speaker 9: my nephew got the ass whooping our life one time,
Speaker 9: we feel that my mama had went on and we
Speaker 9: found it on the back of the door.
Speaker 2: We'd always wonder what it was, so we put.
Speaker 9: Water in it, and we found out that it's that
Speaker 9: the water squeezed through the little holes on that white temper.
Speaker 2: So we chasing each other around the house like water,
Speaker 2: hurting each other.
Speaker 9: Okay, then he filled up the bag and it was
Speaker 9: my time to had it, and then he'll have it.
Speaker 2: Under his arm. My mama came in that house. My
Speaker 2: mama said, it's all this vinegar in hire.
Speaker 4: Now we didn't even know.
Speaker 9: We didn't know nothing about no vinegar smell. She said,
Speaker 9: what is all this vinegar? I smelled in this house?
Speaker 9: Now we sawing about.
Speaker 2: Oh that ain't not cool. We were squirting water or
Speaker 2: we set said.
Speaker 9: My mama got to do in the math and went
Speaker 9: back in now and touched that hot water bottle with
Speaker 9: the holes on it.
Speaker 2: And boy, we got our ass. And then so we
Speaker 2: didn't even know why we got beat. And then my
Speaker 2: brother was talking to it.
Speaker 12: What it was?
Speaker 2: Hey, man? Yeah, let me ask you something, Steve. What
Speaker 2: do she and the only in that grab mama's water
Speaker 2: bottle for today? Said now we was playing water.
Speaker 9: Gun with it.
Speaker 2: He said, boy, you know what that right there? I
Speaker 2: don't know what it is? He said, that's a lady's bag.
Speaker 2: And then I said, I don't what what what what?
Speaker 2: Because I clueless what you mean? It's a lady's bag.
Speaker 2: That's a douche bag. Still I'm clueless. Boy, When my
Speaker 2: damn brother told me what that bad was? Fun this
Speaker 2: yodd you man, I'm shooting water in my mouth full glass.
Speaker 9: I got the bag under my arm, mouth wide over time,
Speaker 9: that's what I said. That's when I first found out
Speaker 9: water a little in there. Wow, oh my god, because
Speaker 9: you know, because you know, they had a special solution.
Speaker 2: They put it in and you put vinegar in it too,
Speaker 2: and that's you know, and I had no idea.
Speaker 1: All right, we're moving on, man, you're listening.
Speaker 10: Morning show.
Speaker 2: All right.
Speaker 1: So Steve, when we left off, you were telling me.
Speaker 9: We was talking about conversation. But that's all a man got.
Speaker 9: Hen doesn't compare to.
Speaker 1: Late, absolutely not. I don't ever again, Well for us,
Speaker 1: don't close thing.
Speaker 2: That's all. We got two centimats. I don't know what that. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I need and we can stop some of this. Two
Speaker 2: centimeters is all I need to hit some of this
Speaker 2: fresh office. Have you ever been sitting up there?
Speaker 9: You ever been sitting up there sweating so band like
Speaker 9: your ass had been running the marathon sweat just a.
Speaker 2: Poet, you guys, hold up the man this ship.
Speaker 9: Have you ever reached over and told a shower curtain down,
Speaker 9: see a doctor.
Speaker 2: I'm talking about the brand. I'm talking about rod and
Speaker 2: everything coming down. You in there fighting?
Speaker 9: Yeah, now you got that plastic curtain on you. Now
Speaker 9: you really hot. You were you and there conciprating. Now
Speaker 9: you got on the sad suit.
Speaker 10: You ain't here.
Speaker 1: Catching man suffocating yourself.
Speaker 2: You ain't ever had your eels. You ain't even had yeah, yeah, no.
Speaker 1: No, in that room, the elevator, in the bathroom.
Speaker 15: When you go up to years, Papa, you really need something.
Speaker 9: You don't never lean back, and you ain't never lean
Speaker 9: back and knocked everything off the back of the tarlet,
Speaker 9: flow candle in the float, glade in the float, everything,
Speaker 9: all that flow.
Speaker 2: You ain't never done that.
Speaker 7: I told the hot water heat the nib off one time,
Speaker 7: come old boy, the whole hot water.
Speaker 1: Come on, come on, no hot wos so hard? Yeah
Speaker 1: you got okay.
Speaker 9: I reached over and grab a toothbrush out the cup
Speaker 9: one time and just snapped it in hand.
Speaker 1: With your teeth.
Speaker 2: Couldn't take it no more. Sure I didn't reach over
Speaker 2: and grab the plunge and let that do yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: plunge it just yourself yourself.
Speaker 9: Hey dog, you ever kicked a hole in the handle
Speaker 9: and have somebody to come and get it off your.
Speaker 4: Well.
Speaker 2: I'm trying to tell.
Speaker 1: You that we have this all started because you were
Speaker 1: supposed to be helping Tommy by gifts for his wife.
Speaker 2: We're not.
Speaker 9: We were just talking about one last one, don't see.
Speaker 9: I'm talking about back in the day when we when
Speaker 9: the only thing in the bathroom was at Jacon Pitty
Speaker 9: catalog and you have a toe catalog in half. That's suppressions, suppression, that.
Speaker 1: A whole catalog in half.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm seriously go see a doctor. You guys, you're
Speaker 1: listening morning show, all right, So Steve, here's the here's
Speaker 1: the funny stories.
Speaker 8: Uh.
Speaker 1: A guy on Facebook said that he heard someone call
Speaker 1: an old car a geloppe, and he said he knew
Speaker 1: right away that that guy was old.
Speaker 15: So I gotta ask you. I got to ask Tommy
Speaker 15: and Jr.
Speaker 1: What are some of your favorite old person words or phrases.
Speaker 1: Things you've been hearing all your lives. You know that
Speaker 1: old people say, like jealoppe for instance.
Speaker 11: Actually, Ji, when Steve called somebody on drugs a junkie, you.
Speaker 10: Know my favorite.
Speaker 2: I love it that word.
Speaker 1: Oh you're comfortable with Steve.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 9: I was talking to my brother the other day, and
Speaker 9: my brother saying, man, I can't stand in a giant
Speaker 9: ass turkey.
Speaker 15: Damn, that's right out of the seventies.
Speaker 2: Turkey still saying that.
Speaker 15: What about you, junior?
Speaker 1: When old people say, these old players, they say, boy,
Speaker 1: if I had your hand, got mine off.
Speaker 7: They got that from They all say it, though your
Speaker 7: hands block up mine off.
Speaker 2: I'll tell you another one right here. Y'all want some
Speaker 2: hot water corn bread?
Speaker 1: Hot water corn.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's old as hell. Hot water. You want you
Speaker 2: like you like red eye gravy. Y'all still doing that.
Speaker 15: Either your favorite old people sayings or phrases.
Speaker 2: Mean between me and you and the fence post. I'm
Speaker 2: gonna tell you something between me.
Speaker 1: What, oh know, like make yourself there timing the old
Speaker 1: people saying said, look at that, looking at me like
Speaker 1: a new calf standing at a goat for that offense.
Speaker 2: What they were saying that what.
Speaker 1: They said, look at it, looking at me like a
Speaker 1: new calf at a new game. Say where can you
Speaker 1: get that from?
Speaker 15: I've never heard that one before.
Speaker 1: The new Gate move down in Brentham, Texas.
Speaker 2: Let me go down there.
Speaker 1: That's say it. That's it.
Speaker 10: I just go down.
Speaker 2: My daddy brother, my daddy brother, uncle lewis h. You know,
Speaker 2: I've been the hell in jail. They both the same.
Speaker 2: I put the orange jumping in. I didn't put the
Speaker 2: orange jump in the flip flop down.
Speaker 9: What, Yeah, you've been the hell in jail. I'm gonna
Speaker 9: tell you something. I'm gonna tell you something. Don't do nothing,
Speaker 9: no nothing be the hog head.
Speaker 15: Cheese said, you're gonna stick with food, you.
Speaker 9: Know, because that's oh you, you can't even say that.
Speaker 9: My children have no idea what that is? No hog
Speaker 9: head cheese.
Speaker 2: Boy, you can't beat the hog head cheese.
Speaker 1: Said, that's the fastest way to raise your blood pressure.
Speaker 9: My children have never had that. My children have never
Speaker 9: had chip litters. Never for what, well, they've never been
Speaker 9: par Let's just start that.
Speaker 1: You go, when old people say one a hand, be
Speaker 1: two in the bush, what does that mean?
Speaker 2: That means better go with what you got. Don't gonna
Speaker 2: mess with something over there? You go with what you got? Yeah,
Speaker 2: a bird herd in the hand the bush.
Speaker 9: See if you let the one in your hand, go
Speaker 9: and stick your hand in that bush and the birds
Speaker 9: fly if you ain't gonna handle damn.
Speaker 2: Bro I never got nothing. Yeah, okay, that mean.
Speaker 7: And you know we used to hear it mark my words,
Speaker 7: Mark because I said, mark my words, what does that mean?
Speaker 2: Mark my words mean? Write this down because this's been
Speaker 2: to happen. If I can get you to use your
Speaker 2: head for moreing a hat wreck, we're gonna be Yeah.
Speaker 1: My mom used to say something about a chicken and
Speaker 1: a pot and a window to throw it out? Up?
Speaker 10: Have you heard that?
Speaker 2: Saying they got a pot, see it out?
Speaker 10: That's it chicken?
Speaker 2: He was bog y'all.
Speaker 3: Hell and the chicken at the bos Like what Mom?
Speaker 1: What do you saying?
Speaker 4: All right?
Speaker 2: All right, coming up, I'm all that piddling round? Yes,
Speaker 2: what is piling? The same thing as you can see
Speaker 2: you come on shore, let's go. We got to go
Speaker 2: see a man by the horse.
Speaker 10: I thought it was a dog.
Speaker 1: Okay, Coming up next, the nephew will be here with
Speaker 1: the prank phone call right after this.
Speaker 2: What did you grow up?
Speaker 1: You're listening.
Speaker 10: Morning show?
Speaker 1: Coming up at the top of the hour right about
Speaker 1: four minutes after. It's my strawberry letter for today and
Speaker 1: the subject my ex wife made my son hate me.
Speaker 1: All right, we'll get into that and find out what
Speaker 1: that's all about in just a few because right now
Speaker 1: the nephew is here with today's prank phone call.
Speaker 10: What you got for us, Nave?
Speaker 11: How deep you want me to go with it? Knee
Speaker 11: deep and stupid all the way just up to your
Speaker 11: neck and stupid. I feel you want to go with it.
Speaker 8: Here's that.
Speaker 1: I'll have this question for you. How deep can you go?
Speaker 10: Can you go deep?
Speaker 4: Go?
Speaker 2: You just tell you how many time I've been asked
Speaker 2: that before we go deep? Stupid?
Speaker 1: Yeah, let's go?
Speaker 2: All right?
Speaker 11: This right is called get a drumma some give the
Speaker 11: dramas thumb, all right, give the druma something cat dog
Speaker 11: if you would, Hello, I'm.
Speaker 14: Trying to riach uh Richie, Hey, Richie, how you doing?
Speaker 14: You the drummer for the for the band.
Speaker 12: It's saying, it's saying, all right.
Speaker 4: And you all show the guy that you're the manager
Speaker 4: of the band.
Speaker 2: T right?
Speaker 6: Correct? Correct? Correct?
Speaker 3: What's all right?
Speaker 6: All right?
Speaker 4: We want to book you guys for I think it's
Speaker 4: gonna be in February. All right, all right, February sixteen.
Speaker 4: That's yeah. I mean my name is Carter.
Speaker 14: They told you I was gonna be calling I think so.
Speaker 12: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Okay, let's tell you what. We're gonna go through a
Speaker 4: little check minus list here and make sure we.
Speaker 14: On the same page, and we got everything's gonna be
Speaker 14: good that night. But I hear you guys, you got
Speaker 14: I'll tell you something. You guys come highly recommended.
Speaker 4: You know that, don't you.
Speaker 6: I appreciate that, we know that we were the best
Speaker 6: out there. Yeah, it's all good, sounds all good, sounds perfect.
Speaker 4: All right, Now let's talk about money, because that's always
Speaker 4: the most crucial thing to talk about. Now, you guys,
Speaker 4: sounds good. Uh, you guys are supposed to be what
Speaker 4: about what thirty five hundred? From what I understand?
Speaker 6: Correct? All right?
Speaker 14: How many hours do I get you to thirty five hundred?
Speaker 4: So?
Speaker 6: What time is starting that we're gonna start that.
Speaker 4: We're gonna start seven, probably seven thirty, you know, get that,
Speaker 4: get that things jumping off about seven. I think that's
Speaker 4: gonna be good.
Speaker 6: Yeah, we can play till like I guess put out
Speaker 6: ten o'clock, seven.
Speaker 14: Thirty ten, I'm correct. Yeah, I'm gonna tell you something.
Speaker 14: They not gonna get going good till about ten. So
Speaker 14: I'm gonna say I'm gonna say this to you right now.
Speaker 14: You think you guys could probably go to midnight, maybe
Speaker 14: twelve thirty if I if I make that thing a
Speaker 14: nine five.
Speaker 4: Thousand dollars sounds good to me.
Speaker 6: You could definitely work with that.
Speaker 4: You can work with that.
Speaker 12: Yeah, yeah, Well we'll accommodate.
Speaker 6: It's gonna be an awesome party.
Speaker 12: We're gonna we're gonna bringe this.
Speaker 4: Okay, we got that out of the way. I'll tell
Speaker 4: you what I think. The main thing that we haven't
Speaker 4: gone over is we haven't gone over the songs. And
Speaker 4: that's what that's what's gonna be important for this showdown.
Speaker 4: Now you can you got a pen and a pad,
Speaker 4: you can write this down.
Speaker 12: Yeah, yeah, yeah, I write it down, all right.
Speaker 6: Down, Give me a second, go ahead, all right? Did
Speaker 6: you got it all right?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 6: Yeah, I got all right, buddy.
Speaker 14: I just want to be clear you guys when you go,
Speaker 14: when you guys go do gigs, you do have people
Speaker 14: that want certain uh songs of right or wrong?
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 12: Usually yeah, if you got a request, definitely let us know.
Speaker 6: We can commodate.
Speaker 4: All right, Well, here we go, Uh, here we go.
Speaker 4: I want you right just down. I got I got
Speaker 4: some that we gotta make sure this is gonna be
Speaker 4: doing the hide of the party. Here we go. Okay,
Speaker 4: Friends in Low Places by Garth Brooks right, Tennessee whiskey.
Speaker 4: That's Chris Stapleton. You know that. Okay, my time part,
Speaker 4: that's Jason all things.
Speaker 6: Hold off for a second. Is that country music?
Speaker 4: That's country music?
Speaker 14: Well, that's that's that's that's that's everything. We gonna do everything,
Speaker 14: we gonna do that said, that's gonna be country.
Speaker 6: Yeah, bro, I gotta tell you right now, man, R
Speaker 6: and B. That's our specialty. Did you not know that?
Speaker 6: You know what I'm saying. We were playing R and B.
Speaker 4: He did not know that.
Speaker 14: All I know is you guys come highly recommend. Tell
Speaker 14: me you guys can say anything in the world. I
Speaker 14: know is I want a gun country. I want some
Speaker 14: gun country music going on roady. I know that.
Speaker 6: But you know our specialty is an R and B.
Speaker 6: That's our specialty. You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 12: It's it's not like we're trained monkeys where we could
Speaker 12: just learn something new last mint like that.
Speaker 6: You know what I'm saying, Let's.
Speaker 14: Let's get let's get one, let's get one thing.
Speaker 4: Understand you're the person that's said monkey ain't yo yo,
Speaker 4: I'm just no.
Speaker 6: And you know that we're an R and B band.
Speaker 4: That's our big thing.
Speaker 6: That's what we promote ourselves as.
Speaker 14: Let me ask you something, Richie. Something do you not
Speaker 14: Do you not want to make the five town knowledge
Speaker 14: that you and I have already negotiated.
Speaker 6: I don't like being disrespected though.
Speaker 14: You know what I'm saying, and about disrespecting you, You're just.
Speaker 4: We're an R and B band.
Speaker 6: We don't country.
Speaker 4: You know what I'm saying. It on here, Richie, you
Speaker 4: got something.
Speaker 14: Here's trench of music.
Speaker 4: I have no problem with country music.
Speaker 12: It's just that we have a full horn section, which
Speaker 12: doesn't really work with country music.
Speaker 6: You know what I'm said.
Speaker 4: We play R and D.
Speaker 14: It's not our genre.
Speaker 4: Well, I got I got what year used to doing.
Speaker 4: But if I don't hear uh, let me see your girner,
Speaker 4: Oh my Cole swim. They all didn't didn't that. It
Speaker 4: ain't gonna work for me. I gotta get that.
Speaker 14: I gotta get slow burned by Tim Heats. I gotta
Speaker 14: get all my aroty friends who coming over by.
Speaker 4: I ain't Williams.
Speaker 14: I mean that, yo.
Speaker 4: You know what? Waitny wait, wait wait wait.
Speaker 14: Kevin over at the bank is telling me that you
Speaker 14: guys can sing anything in the world.
Speaker 4: Now. I know you ain't telling me that Kevin's line.
Speaker 12: I mean, he's maybe he should have told you explicitly
Speaker 12: what we do and what we play.
Speaker 4: You know what I'm saying, I've never met even matter
Speaker 4: in my life. I playing problem playing Guardbrooks, Chris Staple,
Speaker 4: Jason now name Brooks and Nuns, Blake Shelton, Cole swin Dale. Lady, ay,
Speaker 4: you donna sit here and tell me you can't play
Speaker 4: none of these songs. I want you to get on
Speaker 4: the stage and sing these songs that we won't do.
Speaker 4: We ain't got time to find another group. Everybody don't know.
Speaker 12: I don't get about your stupid party.
Speaker 4: You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 6: You came to us to play music, and then.
Speaker 4: We told you what we do right now. You know,
Speaker 4: right now, I feel like I feel like we had
Speaker 4: a stand off. I'm Okayer rail.
Speaker 6: All right, all right?
Speaker 12: Let me let me talk to my band, all right,
Speaker 12: because this is going this is going unnecessary too far.
Speaker 4: You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 12: Maybe we could make it work, all right.
Speaker 4: Let me let me ask you something. Is Drey the
Speaker 4: bass player? Yeah? Correct, Okay? Can I tell you something
Speaker 4: about Drey?
Speaker 6: What about him.
Speaker 4: Drey got me to playt phone call you. This is
Speaker 4: nephew Tommy from the Steve hall off In Morning Show. Baby,
Speaker 4: you just got pranked by your boy in the band Dre.
Speaker 6: Damn, damn damn.
Speaker 14: Okay, I gotta ask you something, man, What is the
Speaker 14: baddest and I mean the baddest radio show in the land,
Speaker 14: Steve Harvey Morning Show.
Speaker 15: Come on, come on at Tennessee Whiskey. I love that
Speaker 15: song though, come on.
Speaker 1: Country music. Yeah, that's a good one, right, got all
Speaker 1: these voices, Tommy, man, you can do them all.
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Speaker 1: Subject my wife made sure my son hates me. Dear
Speaker 1: Stephen Shirley, I'm going to jump right on end. I
Speaker 1: cheated on my wife two years ago with a woman
Speaker 1: that constantly threatened to call my wife when she didn't
Speaker 1: get what she wanted. This one on two years until
Speaker 1: I ran out of money and decided to end the affair.
Speaker 1: This woman called my wife a few days later. I
Speaker 1: was out cutting the yard when my wife when when
Speaker 1: she called my house and my wife answered. I walked
Speaker 1: in and my wife was on the speaker phone listening
Speaker 1: to my side chicks, with my son sitting there listening
Speaker 1: to everything. He was twelve years old at the time,
Speaker 1: and I made him leave the room, but he had
Speaker 1: already heard enough.
Speaker 15: My relationship with him was ruined after that day.
Speaker 1: My home life was terrible too, so I moved out
Speaker 1: after my wife served me with divorce papers. We are
Speaker 1: in the process of discussing who will get custody of
Speaker 1: our son, and I haven't seen him in months. His
Speaker 1: mother's brainwatched him to think I'm a no good cheater
Speaker 1: and liar. She has him in the middle of grown
Speaker 1: folks business, and when we talk, she's always on speakerphone
Speaker 1: so my son can hear all of the conversation. She
Speaker 1: sends me text messages with our son on the text thread,
Speaker 1: and she's usually calling me names and cursing me out.
Speaker 1: She's brought up all kinds of things that have happened
Speaker 1: in our marriage, and my son.
Speaker 15: Doesn't need to know all of that.
Speaker 1: I'm dying to see him, so I sent him a
Speaker 1: text asking him to have dinner with me one day soon.
Speaker 1: He sent me the most disrespectful reply a child could
Speaker 1: send a father.
Speaker 15: I wanted to go snatch him up real quick, but
Speaker 15: I can't.
Speaker 1: This is not the boy I raised. He needs his
Speaker 1: father back in his life. How can I reverse all
Speaker 1: of this brainwashing? Please advise? Well, I don't know if
Speaker 1: you're gonna be able to do that. And I have
Speaker 1: to say this, Everything in this letter is just terrible.
Speaker 10: Everything in this letter, I.
Speaker 1: Mean, you cheat it for the lamest excuse ever, I mean,
Speaker 1: in the history of cheating.
Speaker 15: Just say you cheated or wanted to cheat.
Speaker 1: Cheating because this woman was gonna call your wife if
Speaker 1: you didn't cheat with her is about the stupidest thing ever,
Speaker 1: I mean. And then you cheated with her for two years.
Speaker 1: She scared her for two years. Okay, that's just dumb.
Speaker 1: You know you should have told your wife about the
Speaker 1: threats when they started, and then call the woman's bluff
Speaker 1: and not cheat it since she ended up calling your
Speaker 1: wife anyway.
Speaker 4: You know.
Speaker 1: I also, this is what I don't hear in this.
Speaker 1: I don't hear any remorse from you. I hear no
Speaker 1: remorse from you about what she did. I mean, did
Speaker 1: you try to fix it, did you try to apologize?
Speaker 1: Did you try anything anything?
Speaker 4: I mean?
Speaker 1: And of course your wife wanted to hurt you, and
Speaker 1: she knows your son is a way to get at you.
Speaker 1: I mean, what she did is beyond wrong. What she
Speaker 1: did is beyond wrong. There's no way your son should
Speaker 1: have been in the middle, as you say, grown folks business.
Speaker 1: If she needed an ally, she could have talked to
Speaker 1: another adult.
Speaker 14: You know.
Speaker 1: She tainted the boy now, made herself look like a victim,
Speaker 1: and yeah, made you hate him, made your son hate
Speaker 1: you and disrespect you. I'm not blaming your wife. I'm
Speaker 1: not blaming her for anything. This is your fault.
Speaker 10: This is you.
Speaker 1: And of course your son doesn't want to see his
Speaker 1: mom hurt and going through because of you. People get
Speaker 1: divorced every day and parents do get joint custody of
Speaker 1: a kid. So hopefully during the divorce. That'll work itself out.
Speaker 1: But yeah, you, sir, created all of this because of
Speaker 1: your cheating. Now the family's broken. But you got to
Speaker 1: get to your son some kind of way. You gotta
Speaker 1: apologize to him. You gotta do something. You got to
Speaker 1: talk to your son and not say anything bad about
Speaker 1: his mom like you tried.
Speaker 15: To, you know, allude to in the letter.
Speaker 1: None of that. I don't agree with anything she's done either.
Speaker 1: And your son is already damaged by what she did,
Speaker 1: you know, letting him hear everything.
Speaker 15: So you got to get to a counselor.
Speaker 1: You got to talk to him, a therapist, a pastor,
Speaker 1: Jesus someone to heal this relationship. Hopefully, like I said,
Speaker 1: the divorce. When you get that, when you get custody,
Speaker 1: you know, he can begin to understand that you do
Speaker 1: love him.
Speaker 2: Steve.
Speaker 9: See, I don't think this is a letter at all
Speaker 9: about reconciliation. I don't think it is at all. And
Speaker 9: I think the man came right on when he said,
Speaker 9: and I'm gonna just jump right on it. I cheated
Speaker 9: on my wife two years ago. He already noticed his fault.
Speaker 10: He hit that.
Speaker 2: I'm just saying, he know it.
Speaker 9: This is his fault with a woman who constantly threatened
Speaker 9: to call my wife when she didn't get what she wanted.
Speaker 2: See, now that's not a threat. If you don't stay
Speaker 2: with me, I'm gonna call your wife.
Speaker 9: It could be anything she wanted, because he said, like
Speaker 9: he was buying her stuff, getting her stuff, probably helping her,
Speaker 9: you know, with the bills and all this hit. And
Speaker 9: when she don't give something, she want her way or
Speaker 9: him to come over at a certain time, then I'm
Speaker 9: gonna threaten to call your wife. This went on for
Speaker 9: two years, and this is the killer part, he says,
Speaker 9: until I read out of money and decided to end
Speaker 9: the affair. See, this affair was based around the money
Speaker 9: he was giving the mistress. So when the mistress couldn't
Speaker 9: get what, she won't and with threat out need this,
Speaker 9: you need to buy me? That did shit threaten to
Speaker 9: call the wife. He kept it going for two years.
Speaker 9: He liked the little sideline stuff, but it was costing
Speaker 9: him too much, so then he decided to end the affair.
Speaker 1: What what should he didn't have to do any of this.
Speaker 9: I'm just he was cheating with the woman. He was
Speaker 9: buying her stuff. She wanted more when he didn't have
Speaker 9: the money to give or wall. She threatened to call him.
Speaker 9: He tried to keep it until he ran out of money.
Speaker 2: All right, what is is that?
Speaker 1: We'll come back with part two of your response. Girl
Speaker 1: at twenty three minutes.
Speaker 2: After you went straightened her letter and her out, come
Speaker 2: on back.
Speaker 15: You straightened him out.
Speaker 2: He needs to send you out.
Speaker 1: My ex wife made sure my son hates me is
Speaker 1: the subject. We'll be back right after this.
Speaker 10: You're listening Hardy Morning Show.
Speaker 1: All right, Come on, Steve, Let's recap today's strawberry letter.
Speaker 1: The subject my ex wife made my son hate me?
Speaker 9: All right, man writes a letter that said he gonna
Speaker 9: jump right on it. Cheated on his wife two years ago.
Speaker 9: He admitted that he know he wrong with a woman
Speaker 9: that constantly threatened to call my wife when she didn't
Speaker 9: get what she wanted. That could be I want you
Speaker 9: to come over now. That could be I want a
Speaker 9: new dress. That could be I want you to fix
Speaker 9: my car. That could be I need help with these bills.
Speaker 9: It could be anything she wanted, but she would threaten
Speaker 9: to call wife.
Speaker 2: Now.
Speaker 9: He tried to keep it up, and he said this
Speaker 9: went on for two years until I ran out of money,
Speaker 9: and I said, man, now, I got to end this
Speaker 9: affair because that affair he was in, it might have
Speaker 9: been sexual, but it was tied to money.
Speaker 2: Sugar.
Speaker 9: Daddy ran out of sugar. He just daddy now, So
Speaker 9: that's what happened. I was out cutting the yard when
Speaker 9: she called my house and my wife answered.
Speaker 2: Walked in. Wife on the speaker phone listening to my side. Cheick,
Speaker 2: he know he's wrong. My son was sitting there listening
Speaker 2: to everything.
Speaker 9: He was twelve years old at the time, and I
Speaker 9: made him leave the room, but he had already heard
Speaker 9: enough relationlationship when him was ruined. After that day, my
Speaker 9: home life was terrible too, so I moved out after
Speaker 9: my wife served me with divorce papers.
Speaker 2: So this isn't about a reconciliation. It's over. He caused it,
Speaker 2: his fault. Bam. Here the problem.
Speaker 9: We are in the process of discussion who will get
Speaker 9: custody of our son?
Speaker 2: Dog.
Speaker 9: You not getting custody. You could get joint custody. You
Speaker 9: know you might get knocked down to visitation, but you
Speaker 9: not getting custody. You can stop this argument right now.
Speaker 9: I haven't seen him in months. His mother has brainwashed
Speaker 9: him to think I'm a no good cheetah and liar.
Speaker 9: She has him in the middle of grown folks business,
Speaker 9: and when we talk, she's always on speakerphone, so my
Speaker 9: son can hear all of the conversation. Sureley and I
Speaker 9: both agree she's wrong for this. I'm gonna tell you
Speaker 9: at the end. Sends me text messages with our son
Speaker 9: on the text thread. Oh she wrong, man, But I'm
Speaker 9: gonna tell you why she's doing this too, calling your
Speaker 9: names and cussing me out. She's brought up all kinds
Speaker 9: of things that happened, and I marriage my son don't
Speaker 9: need to know all that. I'm dying to see him.
Speaker 9: So when I send him a text ask him to
Speaker 9: have dinner with me one day soon, he sent me
Speaker 9: the most disrespectful reply a child could send her father.
Speaker 9: I want to go snatch him up real quick, but
Speaker 9: I can't. This is not the boy I raised. He
Speaker 9: needs his father back in his life. How can I
Speaker 9: reverse all the brain washing? Please advise? Well, see, here's
Speaker 9: a deal. She has accomplished what she wanted to do.
Speaker 9: But here's the problem. She won, but he lost. Not
Speaker 9: you have lost.
Speaker 2: Her son has lost because.
Speaker 9: See, not only does she not have a husband. But
Speaker 9: now she got her son thinking he ain't got a father,
Speaker 9: And it don't have to be because here's my opinion
Speaker 9: in this whole thing. When your husband doesn't prove to
Speaker 9: be a great hub, it doesn't mean that he's not
Speaker 9: a good father.
Speaker 2: Those are two different roles.
Speaker 9: Completely, And when I say that, I meaning that the
Speaker 9: two roles can be separated and each can be performed
Speaker 9: extremely well. You can be a great husband and never
Speaker 9: have any children. You can be a great father, but
Speaker 9: you don't necessarily make you a great husband. So the
Speaker 9: man is not a great husband, got that, But that
Speaker 9: don't mean he ain't a great father. But as a
Speaker 9: scorn woman or man, tying the two together only hurts
Speaker 9: the child, the childish crush. Oh, you whipping the fathers behind?
Speaker 2: But do you know that? You know in the long
Speaker 2: run that man is still a man no matter what
Speaker 2: you say about him.
Speaker 9: But you are hindering your son's development into manhood because
Speaker 9: the one person that can teach him how to be
Speaker 9: a man, you've discredited him because he wasn't a good husband. See,
Speaker 9: y'all just wasn't it for each other? For whatever the reason?
Speaker 9: Was he wrong for cheating one hundred percent, one hundred percent.
Speaker 9: But because he's not a good husband, don't make him
Speaker 9: not a good father. So now you've brainwashed the child
Speaker 9: and hating his own father, and you win. But guess
Speaker 9: what your child loses. And y'all got to stop that
Speaker 9: this knowledge. If you are out there, you have to
Speaker 9: stop that. If you're in the process of using your
Speaker 9: child as upon and your divorce or your relationship, you
Speaker 9: have to stop that. I am speaking from experience. You
Speaker 9: have to stop that. It's not for you to do
Speaker 9: this to this boy, because I have news for you.
Speaker 9: One day, this boy's gonna grow up and he gonna
Speaker 9: know the truth. And as this boy grows up, this
Speaker 9: boy is gonna make mistakes of his own and he's
Speaker 9: gonna start to understand that mistakes happen in life. But
Speaker 9: because he wasn't a great husband to you, don't mean
Speaker 9: that he wasn't a great and that he wasn't a
Speaker 9: great father to this boy.
Speaker 2: And you're doing nothing but damaging the boy. And they
Speaker 2: tell you all the time.
Speaker 9: Listen, I don't let my children hear me say nothing
Speaker 9: about their mother's dispattage.
Speaker 2: Nothing.
Speaker 9: Oh I could, but I don't now them on the
Speaker 9: other hand, Oh, they ain't done me, done me like
Speaker 9: like a damn book. But guess what, at the end,
Speaker 9: the truth comes out hanging that dog. I support the
Speaker 9: man in this letter, surely.
Speaker 1: I support the child. All right, well, wow, okay, Well
Speaker 1: we'll continue this conversation when we come back. My ex
Speaker 1: wife made sure my son hates me. Steve and I
Speaker 1: agree on that that that is definitely wrong. And we
Speaker 1: have some personal experiences to talk about when we come back.
Speaker 1: All right, after this, you're listening.
Speaker 10: Morning show.
Speaker 1: All right, see this, this strawberry letter was was interesting.
Speaker 1: My ex wife made sure my son hates me. You know,
Speaker 1: I mean, we can relate to it. We can relate
Speaker 1: to it. We've both been divorced on the show. You know,
Speaker 1: full disclosure. My first marriage didn't go well, didn't end well,
Speaker 1: but we had a beautiful child out of that relationship.
Speaker 15: And you know, I'm not ashamed to admit.
Speaker 1: That I was very bitter. I was very very bitter
Speaker 1: when we broke up.
Speaker 10: Uh.
Speaker 1: You know, you get to a dark place sometimes you're angry,
Speaker 1: you're bitter, and you know, I was on the radio.
Speaker 15: I was on the radio in LA.
Speaker 1: A lot of people who listened during that time. Probably
Speaker 1: well hopefully they don't remember so long ago, but yeah,
Speaker 1: I used to bad I used to really bad mouth
Speaker 1: my ex husband on the air constantly, because you know,
Speaker 1: something would happen that it would remind me or you know,
Speaker 1: trigger me or something like that, and I just go in,
Speaker 1: you know, or say one thing, Yeah, call him a
Speaker 1: deadbeat dad or whatever whatever, and uh, just just not
Speaker 1: a good look, you know.
Speaker 2: So when you look back, you look back for now
Speaker 2: what you think, Oh.
Speaker 1: It was horrible. I mean I had to stop myself.
Speaker 1: You know, you grow, you change, people change, they do.
Speaker 1: I had to forgive him that. It started with that forgiveness,
Speaker 1: because forgiveness is not for the other person. We talk
Speaker 1: about that a lot on the show. Forgiveness is for you.
Speaker 1: Once I forgave him, then I could start to heal.
Speaker 1: And I stopped, and I apologized on the air. I
Speaker 1: apologize to him for saying that because we had a child,
Speaker 1: I never wanted her to grow up. And you know
Speaker 1: have people saying, well, your mom used to do this,
Speaker 1: talk about your I never wanted that.
Speaker 2: So you know mine ain't feel that way.
Speaker 1: I want.
Speaker 10: She wouldn't do that.
Speaker 15: You're too much of a gentleman to do that.
Speaker 9: Well, I would never talk about my sons and daughters
Speaker 9: mothers in a disparaging way publicly.
Speaker 2: I would never do that. You know.
Speaker 9: I have my comments aware in my own personal life
Speaker 9: because I'm human, but never on the air, because I
Speaker 9: taught my sons. I raised my sons to honor their
Speaker 9: mothers like I was raised to honor mind and to
Speaker 9: defend her at all costs.
Speaker 2: I can't they can't see me talking about it. Then
Speaker 2: I asked them not to honor them.
Speaker 9: But you know, my my, Yeah, but my ex went
Speaker 9: on a complete and total smear campaign out of out
Speaker 9: of her anger and scoring for years. I understand, for years.
Speaker 9: I mean just attack, attack, attack, attack. You're so you know,
Speaker 9: and you know, I thank god I had Marjorie, you know,
Speaker 9: a strong woman who knew me.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I can say no.
Speaker 1: All right, we'll be back with more of the Steve
Speaker 1: Harvey Morning Show right after this.
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Speaker 15: All right, guys, here's something we saw on Facebook.
Speaker 1: Now, there was a boss who asked five coworkers who
Speaker 1: were in a meeting if they had any spare change.
Speaker 1: So this guy said, my friend was about to reach
Speaker 1: into his pocket and a coworker grabbed his hand to
Speaker 1: quickly step to quietly stop him from offering change. A
Speaker 1: different coworker who was eager to kiss but said hey,
Speaker 1: I have eighty cents. The boss said, great, I heard
Speaker 1: your change jingling throughout the meeting. Please don't bring any
Speaker 1: change into the meetings anymore. Yes, yes, yes, So Steve,
Speaker 1: I got to ask you.
Speaker 15: I know you have a crazy horrible boss story.
Speaker 2: I know you do. Please she yes.
Speaker 9: I mean, you know, just in my life, I thought
Speaker 9: all my bosses was horrible because first of all, my
Speaker 9: problem as an Yeah, every last one of them. I
Speaker 9: never none of my boss because I didn't I didn't
Speaker 9: think none of them should be in charge of me.
Speaker 2: That was my whole Damn Yeah, I had this. I had.
Speaker 2: I had a boss named Bob Cook in Cleveland at
Speaker 2: the Ginery Electric Huh.
Speaker 9: And he was he was chastising me one time because
Speaker 9: he didn't like the way I had unloaded this truck
Speaker 9: with the tobo. So it pulls me in the office
Speaker 9: and talk to me, little fat, little dude, real big
Speaker 9: ass stomach. He leaned back, had his foot up on
Speaker 9: the desk. He said to me, you know something Harvey.
Speaker 9: If you could just change your work habits. I've been
Speaker 9: at this company thirty years. If you following my footsteps,
Speaker 9: you could be me.
Speaker 2: One day.
Speaker 9: WHOA, I got up and was walking out that door.
Speaker 9: He said, where are you going? I said, man, I
Speaker 9: don't want to be you, and walked out that door
Speaker 9: and shut that door. Two weeks later I was gone, okay, yeah,
Speaker 9: that costs me right there, a walk out moment, shut
Speaker 9: the door. I said, man, I don't want to be you.
Speaker 3: Uh yeah, I'm agreeing with Steve.
Speaker 13: Quitting takes a toll on your life, and it only
Speaker 13: hits you when you're sitting in that car. I mean,
Speaker 13: you quit inside and then you gotta go outside, and
Speaker 13: you have already quit it.
Speaker 3: You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 13: I'm saying inside, Well I'm not. Well, the hell with it,
Speaker 13: damn it. You take your job and you know what.
Speaker 2: You can do with it.
Speaker 3: Okay, I'm out this, and you add and then you
Speaker 3: walk out.
Speaker 2: Now you in the car, and then that's.
Speaker 9: That's when it all hits you, Jay Jay, when you
Speaker 9: realize they fit to send you your last check.
Speaker 2: Ain't too many people with a job. I've got enough
Speaker 2: savings and last you know what I mean. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: six months. Very few people got six months of savings
Speaker 2: set up.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah.
Speaker 13: When you realize that you're off, when you realize that
Speaker 13: you're off from work that day, real early, I mean
Speaker 13: you are real early, like whoa, I'm off, like.
Speaker 2: Like eleven thirty a m you off? Yeah, you ain't
Speaker 2: making lunech. You off calling nobody because everybody else is there.
Speaker 13: Yeah yeah, and then when you call back, they all
Speaker 13: of a sudden whispering to you, and you not even
Speaker 13: now they whispering.
Speaker 3: Mann, I heard you, I heard you laugh.
Speaker 6: I can't come.
Speaker 2: I gotta go over.
Speaker 3: I mean, like what we were just funny? What the
Speaker 3: hell happened?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah yeah man.
Speaker 11: I got into work. I worked at the gap. I
Speaker 11: worked at the gap, and I'm aneath. I'm a neat
Speaker 11: from that, y'all know that. So my job was surelet
Speaker 11: baby gap.
Speaker 2: I worked at the gap. I'm over the sweat wall.
Speaker 11: I got the sweat wall immaculate, and I mean everything
Speaker 11: folded just it's pitching purpose. And I got into it
Speaker 11: with a customer that just started pulling stuff out the
Speaker 11: sweat wall, trying to try and stuff your yanking stuff
Speaker 11: out and the manager came up and said, hey, you
Speaker 11: just do what you're supposed to do. You sweat, you
Speaker 11: fix it, and you put it back. I said, what
Speaker 11: the hell are you talking too? I had this wall
Speaker 11: thick over here, But what are you gonna do?
Speaker 4: Man?
Speaker 11: I'm finna go down here. I went down there the
Speaker 11: windows and got me a Burger cameras. I just couldn't
Speaker 11: take it.
Speaker 2: A perfect wall the world for him to get all
Speaker 2: them sweats up that high.
Speaker 4: On that wall.
Speaker 1: Today's trending stories coming up in twenty minutes after right after.
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Speaker 1: An iPhone repair technician got a strange request recently and
Speaker 1: told the social media followers about the request. A couple
Speaker 1: came in to get the husband's phone fixed, but he
Speaker 1: left a note hidden inside for the repairman. The note said,
Speaker 1: please tell my wife the phone is unfixable. She wants
Speaker 1: to check the phone history. And there was a CRISP
Speaker 1: one hundred dollars bill folded up with the note inside
Speaker 1: the phone. The phone repair guy asked his followers, what
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Speaker 6: So?
Speaker 2: What do you think?
Speaker 5: Guys?
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Speaker 3: What broke the man coat? He broke the man coat.
Speaker 2: He broke the right there. Pardon he broke it? Oh,
Speaker 2: for real, dog, you also take the hundred.
Speaker 11: Yeah, chill man, Will, We shouldn't been talking about this,
Speaker 11: don't well, yeah, this ain't nothing to do with matter
Speaker 11: of fact, if I was to do it, I'll go
Speaker 11: back in and add for my phone.
Speaker 2: They lost it.
Speaker 13: We're talking about the cold, Chilly Will, Now that's not
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Speaker 4: Now.
Speaker 2: I don't care what he did. Dog. You know you
Speaker 2: spos would take that hundred and say you can't be fixed.
Speaker 7: They mad at the repair man, but not at the
Speaker 7: man at the husband.
Speaker 1: Yeah, there is a cold.
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Speaker 2: I hope they steal his car, take it to go
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Speaker 1: It is time now for would you rather? Would you
Speaker 1: rather win the lottery jackpot or would you rather live
Speaker 1: in good health and live to be one hundred and
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Speaker 2: We broke though at.
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Speaker 1: And old.
Speaker 9: Give me fifteen good years of this billion, so you
Speaker 9: only get fifteen years. No, no, no, I'm just saying, no,
Speaker 9: give me this money, and God has for me exactly exactly.
Speaker 2: Yeah, He's give me this money and whatever my riot is,
Speaker 2: I had worked out with the line. I was looking
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Speaker 1: Anyway, you are a health proponent now, you like I'm
Speaker 1: a big.
Speaker 2: Proponent of health. Yeah, well, health is more important than wealth.
Speaker 2: Yeah money in.
Speaker 1: Your statement, yeah you were You could be health, right, Carlo,
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Speaker 15: And lived till one hundred and twenty years old.
Speaker 2: I'm healthy. Now give me this billion and watch this health.
Speaker 2: I'm healthy now.
Speaker 9: It's not saying you've got to be unhealthy with the billion.
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Speaker 2: I want to be healthy. Yeah, okay, because I'm a
Speaker 2: thing I want to do before one twenty. Anyway, I'm
Speaker 2: gonna do it. A couple of issues, but just billion.
Speaker 1: Gotta get you straight.
Speaker 2: All right, all right, movie, I want take that billion.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna make myself sick by saying nothing.
Speaker 1: Here're just stupid?
Speaker 2: All right, here we go straight now, man, come on.
Speaker 1: Would you rather think about this when you were single? Okay,
Speaker 1: I gotta put that in there. Would you rather get
Speaker 1: a text from from a one night stand that says
Speaker 1: I'm pregnant? Or I have an s t D? Which one?
Speaker 4: Well?
Speaker 2: Which damn STD is it? I mean, we gotta talk this.
Speaker 2: It's just a helble. STD can Yeah, we might. You know,
Speaker 2: the baby might be bad because you just got some
Speaker 2: insects on me. We can work through that.
Speaker 3: What kind of a scripture if we talk?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 9: Actually we're talking about what are we talking about? Which
Speaker 9: were talking about? Some which somebody is shoked off his penosilla?
Speaker 1: Anybody?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Yeah, we just peninsilla, I go and take shots.
Speaker 3: All right?
Speaker 1: All right, you guys, that's today's round of would you rather?
Speaker 1: Coming up at forty nine minutes after the hour, our
Speaker 1: last break of the day and some closing remarks from
Speaker 1: the one and only Steve Harvey. Right after this, you're.
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Speaker 1: All right, here we are, guys, our last break of
Speaker 1: the day. And Steve, you have some closing remarks.
Speaker 4: You know what.
Speaker 9: I'm just on this tip right now because I want
Speaker 9: to just remind people really really focus on yourself. And
Speaker 9: I'm not meaning to the point where you don't consider
Speaker 9: other people, That's not what I'm saying. But in order
Speaker 9: to be successful, I really want you to focus on yourself,
Speaker 9: because in order to get you to the next level,
Speaker 9: nobody should know you better than yourself, and the best
Speaker 9: way to know yourself is to be true to yourself.
Speaker 9: Do the things that feel right to you, Do the
Speaker 9: things that motivate you, do the things that put you
Speaker 9: in a better position. Do the things that you know
Speaker 9: in your heart are right. If it don't feel right,
Speaker 9: it's probably cause it's not. If what you are doing
Speaker 9: is at the expense are the cost of somebody else,
Speaker 9: You're going to have to pay for that, because that's
Speaker 9: not how it's done. You don't have to use anybody
Speaker 9: to get to where you're trying to go in life,
Speaker 9: especially if it's in the same place God has for you.
Speaker 2: God don't need no help.
Speaker 9: God don't need you using nobody, stepping on nobody, abusing nobody.
Speaker 9: He doesn't need that help. So if you are doing
Speaker 9: something and you know what's wrong. You have to pull
Speaker 9: yourself up, pull yourself together.
Speaker 2: Now, listen to me.
Speaker 9: When you make a mistake, and you will and you
Speaker 9: get it wrong, and you will get up and go again,
Speaker 9: Get up and go again. You have to keep moving forward.
Speaker 9: God is not looking for your perfection. He is only
Speaker 9: looking for your persistence. You are not going to be perfect.
Speaker 9: I don't care how hard you try. That's what Grayson
Speaker 9: Forgiveness and mercy is all about. Because he put it.
Speaker 9: He implemented a system where he knew that we were
Speaker 9: going to fail so many times along the way trying
Speaker 9: to get it right. So he created grace, mercy and forgiveness.
Speaker 9: So when you make a mistake, stop laying in it.
Speaker 9: It's okay. You made a mistake. It's no big deal.
Speaker 9: Everybody makes them. But know yourself and know what you do.
Speaker 9: If you don't really care to drink, nothing says you
Speaker 9: have to drink. If you're the person that really ain't
Speaker 9: in the weed, just because it is legal don't mean
Speaker 9: you got to do it. Alcohol is legal, cigarettes is legal,
Speaker 9: But if it's not for you, it's not for you.
Speaker 2: Know yourself and lock in after you know yourself. Lock
Speaker 2: in on your purpose.
Speaker 9: You know I say this all the time, the two
Speaker 9: greatest days in your life or the day you're born,
Speaker 9: in the day you discover why. But listen to me, man,
Speaker 9: that why is critical? That why is your purpose? That
Speaker 9: why is your meaning your service? That why is everything?
Speaker 9: You've got to lock in on your purpose and stay
Speaker 9: there and stop allowing everything to sidetrack you. So many people, man,
Speaker 9: we are so easily distracted in this world because the
Speaker 9: distractions are everywhere. But you got to get tuned in
Speaker 9: to your purpose. Why are you on this earth? Are
Speaker 9: you really on this earth to live the way you
Speaker 9: live in?
Speaker 2: I mean, you have to just come to it that.
Speaker 9: I had to just sit myself down one day and go,
Speaker 9: Steve Harvey, are you really in this world to live
Speaker 9: the way you live it?
Speaker 2: Do you think that God.
Speaker 9: Took all this time bring you through all the stuff
Speaker 9: he brought you through for you to act like this,
Speaker 9: for you to continue living like this? And when I
Speaker 9: had that honest conversation with myself, the answer was no,
Speaker 9: And so I had to start.
Speaker 2: Pulling it together.
Speaker 9: But I couldn't pull it together by myself. I had
Speaker 9: to ask God for some help. You know, why would
Speaker 9: I not go to God for the health? He's my creator.
Speaker 9: If you're driving a car and you got a car
Speaker 9: and your car breakdown, there's an owner's manual in the
Speaker 9: glove compartment, and you know why is there because it
Speaker 9: helps you troubleshoot what's wrong with the car. Now, if
Speaker 9: you're driving a Toyota, that manual that you're looking for
Speaker 9: in the glove compartment is going to be a Toyota
Speaker 9: manual specific to the type of car that you're driving.
Speaker 9: That way, you know exactly how to fix what's wrong.
Speaker 9: So when something is wrong with you, you have an
Speaker 9: owner's manual. It's your Bible, it's your Koran, it's your Terror,
Speaker 9: it's whatever you read for your religious faith. You have
Speaker 9: an owner's manual that specifically can fix your ailment. And
Speaker 9: it comes in chapters and verses. God don't care what's
Speaker 9: wrong with you. There is an answer in those pages.
Speaker 9: And if you don't have the book, all you got
Speaker 9: to do is ask God for help. But you have
Speaker 9: got to get tuned in you your purpose. And when
Speaker 9: you make mistakes and you fall, it doesn't mean it's over.
Speaker 9: I have fallen thousands of times, but The blessing that
Speaker 9: I have that God has given me is I have
Speaker 9: the will, the desire and the faith to get back up.
Speaker 2: Over and over and over again. And you can do
Speaker 2: it too. You have that same thing in you. In
Speaker 2: order to get up. You simply have to look up.
Speaker 9: Every time I fall, I look to my heavenly Father
Speaker 9: and he gives me the strip to go on to tomorrow.
Speaker 2: And you got it.
Speaker 9: All you got to do is get home, go to sleep,
Speaker 9: wake up and go again. Come on, y'all, this is
Speaker 9: the year. You can change a lot of things. It's
Speaker 9: gonna take some effort on your part, but you can
Speaker 9: do it. It's just take some faith. The faith with
Speaker 9: our works is dead. You got to get busy, stay
Speaker 9: true to yourself, identify your purpose and stop getting distracted.
Speaker 2: Let's go my clothing man. Y'all have a great day,
Speaker 2: all right. Talk to God. He loved to hear from you.
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