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Speaker 3: Hey, Triple A just put out its annual travel report
Speaker 3: for Thanksgiving. Wait, you read that and it looks like
Speaker 3: it's all clear roads ahead, just.
Speaker 4: Like every year.
Speaker 1: Yes, no traffic at all, Just.
Speaker 3: Kidding her, all totally screwed, that's right. For Triple A
Speaker 3: expects fifty five point four million people to travel for
Speaker 3: Thanksgiving this year, which is the third most since the
Speaker 3: year two thousand and I.
Speaker 5: Swear they're all taking the same exit, trying to merge
Speaker 5: into the same freeway as you.
Speaker 6: Yeah, always, it's like.
Speaker 3: Zimper simper, And if you can believe it, out of
Speaker 3: the fifty five million total travelers, forty nine million are
Speaker 3: going to be driving. So the roads are gonna be
Speaker 3: just horrendous.
Speaker 2: Are you just starting this with like, now I'm depressed,
Speaker 2: But that's me.
Speaker 1: I'm one of the cars Brook.
Speaker 3: Here's the good news is, no matter how far, how
Speaker 3: long you have to drive, you'll always have the Brook
Speaker 3: and Jeffrey podcast to listen to. That's the first thing.
Speaker 3: It's where you get your podcasts at Brook and Jets.
Speaker 1: That's what my family wants more of. In the car
Speaker 1: of me.
Speaker 3: Everyone wasn't how funny mom is.
Speaker 4: Also, if you're in an airplane.
Speaker 5: You're flying by the Wi Fi, that's true, and you
Speaker 5: can or you could.
Speaker 3: Download however you travel, take us with you. But if
Speaker 3: you're also wondering when's the best day to leave town
Speaker 3: to beat the traffic?
Speaker 1: Is it yesterday?
Speaker 3: It was two years ago? Okay, just missed it? Okay,
Speaker 3: but no, Actually, if I'm being honest, unless you're taking
Speaker 3: off four to five days before Thanksgiving, all of the
Speaker 3: times are gonna suck. What it's like, It doesn't matter
Speaker 3: pick your adventure, it's still gonna be terrible.
Speaker 2: I already got an email from my mother in law
Speaker 2: that says, do you want turkey your ham for Thanksgiving?
Speaker 2: I'm like, what kind of sacrilegious question, is that sweet
Speaker 2: ham for Thanksgiving anymore?
Speaker 3: Basically, Tuesday and Wednesday are supposed to be the worst.
Speaker 3: Sunday coming home is even more bleak after Thanksgiving, and
Speaker 3: they pinpointed the exact worst time to be on the roads.
Speaker 3: It's the day before Thanksgiving between two and five pm.
Speaker 2: No, that's what we're going and I'm gonna leave work early. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I'm The problem is is that I'm also traffic. You
Speaker 2: know what I mean, Like when you're in it, it's
Speaker 2: also I'm.
Speaker 1: Part of the problem.
Speaker 3: There is one piece of good news though, Gas is
Speaker 3: gonna be cheaper this year by one penny. Go ahead
Speaker 3: for that bigger bird this Thanksgiving. You can afford it. Now,
Speaker 3: I'll let her know.
Speaker 1: Screw the ham. We can get a.
Speaker 3: Turkey over the big stuff. All right. Now, let's move
Speaker 3: on and get into your shot collar question of the
Speaker 3: day and send it over to our shows designated driver
Speaker 3: for Turkey Day Digital Jake, Eyes on the Road, Jake.
Speaker 3: But give us a question.
Speaker 4: Only once in a generation does a mind come along
Speaker 4: that's so brilliant, so revolutionary, it changes the way we
Speaker 4: define the words smart o wo names like Einstein, Aristotle,
Speaker 4: and now Alexis fuller y.
Speaker 6: Wow.
Speaker 4: If you work hard and get a little lucky, you
Speaker 4: can master the ABC's by age twenty five.
Speaker 6: Wow.
Speaker 4: So, in honor of the Einstein of gen Z, it's
Speaker 4: time to play a special worst Smartest of three and
Speaker 4: a half seconds with Alexis. Yeah, we're gonna have seconds
Speaker 4: for her to answer a simple question correctly? Will you
Speaker 4: put your faith in the golden haired genius? See we're
Speaker 4: starting with Brooke.
Speaker 3: Okay, your category.
Speaker 4: Is smart people from the sixteen hundreds. Oh god, on
Speaker 4: Alexis or against alection.
Speaker 3: There were so many in the sixteen hundreds too, were there? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Here's the problem.
Speaker 2: Alexis and anything old doesn't mix. So I'm gonn actually
Speaker 2: bet against her.
Speaker 1: I don't think she knows old against the genius?
Speaker 4: Yeah, Brooks thinking Alexis is gonna get this wrong. Here's
Speaker 4: your question, Alexis. What was Isaac Newton famous for? Pick anything?
Speaker 4: Will accept almost any answer.
Speaker 1: Did he do electricity?
Speaker 4: I'm sorry I cannot accept did he do electricity? I
Speaker 4: would have accepted. Discovered the laws of gravity with the
Speaker 4: falling apple, the laws of physics motion, invented calculus, and
Speaker 4: he had sixteen booty calls in one night. One time
Speaker 4: Sanny invented the fig Newton. That's exactly right. Everyone loves figs. Brooke,
Speaker 4: you bet against Alexis, you're saying now from Brook. Next
Speaker 4: we're onto Jeffrey.
Speaker 3: Jeffrey.
Speaker 4: Your category is Einstein on Alexis or against her.
Speaker 3: Alexis's namesake Einstein. I know when Alexis was growing up,
Speaker 3: Baby Einstein was a big thing. That's that like educational
Speaker 3: program for children.
Speaker 4: I need to know that Einstein. Yeah, I love that.
Speaker 3: That's pretty good. So just for that stop alone because
Speaker 3: of her Baby Einstein upbringing. I'm gonna say she's gonna
Speaker 3: get the Einstein question.
Speaker 2: For rext My god about like a little bill or
Speaker 2: something like so much joy Jeffrey saying, Alexis will get
Speaker 2: this right.
Speaker 4: Here's the question. Einstein is known for developing the theory
Speaker 4: of relativity, exploring quantum physics, and discovering black holes. What
Speaker 4: was his first name?
Speaker 7: Oh?
Speaker 1: Say, first name is Albert.
Speaker 4: That is correct.
Speaker 3: I thought she was gonna say Alfred for a second.
Speaker 4: I had to scramble there after she nailed the Baby
Speaker 4: Geniuses theme song. Scratch that out really quick. So Jeffrey's
Speaker 4: safe as well. He bet an Alexa, she got that right.
Speaker 1: Finally, Jose Jacob be getting shot.
Speaker 4: Come on, your category is smart people clubs? Smart smart
Speaker 4: people club I said it weird, but yeah, smart people clubs.
Speaker 4: That confuses me.
Speaker 5: There is one club, was it mensa?
Speaker 1: There's like one asking you to answer.
Speaker 5: What my logic is is. I can't even wrap my
Speaker 5: mind around it. Oh, you know what, she's probably in
Speaker 5: a smart person's club.
Speaker 3: Doesn't tell us to make herself look silly.
Speaker 5: On the air.
Speaker 3: Or maybe it's a nightclub that only allows smart people
Speaker 3: inside and she loves nicls.
Speaker 1: You just have to wear cue glasses.
Speaker 2: It makes sense because it would be the only place
Speaker 2: that her dance moves would actually be good.
Speaker 3: I mean, ye, go to the club, Jake.
Speaker 5: I think Alexis is gonna.
Speaker 4: Get this right knowledge on Alexis's question. Alexis, this world
Speaker 4: famous organization has about one hundred and fifty thousand members
Speaker 4: of all ages in ninety plus countries worldwide. It's the
Speaker 4: oldest high IQ society in the world. Name it the
Speaker 4: oldest high i Q said in the world chess club.
Speaker 3: I literally said it didn't.
Speaker 4: We were looking for mensa.
Speaker 2: You have to be in the That's why I was like, Jose,
Speaker 2: why are you answering the question?
Speaker 5: Usually that would have got in trouble.
Speaker 4: For that, you gotta be in the ninety eighth percentile
Speaker 4: or higher on the standard days i Q test to
Speaker 4: get in. So Jose bet incorrectly, so he's gonna get shocked.
Speaker 3: That was thory and a half.
Speaker 7: Lets oh Man.
Speaker 3: So close, But Jose got it wrong. So he's gonna
Speaker 3: take a shock and he's gonna sing the theme song
Speaker 3: to Baby Einstein My Humps by Black Eyed Peas.
Speaker 5: I love that intro.
Speaker 7: All right, get your run.
Speaker 1: They play that at the Smart People Club.
Speaker 3: It's your shot, Colic question of the day.
Speaker 6: Freaking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 3: Tower Records Circuit City, bed Bath and Beyond. I see
Speaker 3: the beloved companies that were thriving one second, in the next,
Speaker 3: they're shuddering their doors forever.
Speaker 1: I just want to buy a CD.
Speaker 3: And do you ever wonder who was to blame? I
Speaker 3: know Bed Bath and Beyond was my fault because I
Speaker 3: sang a song parody about them, and two weeks later
Speaker 3: they filed for chapter eleven.
Speaker 1: So I think we replayed it once and then they
Speaker 1: filed again.
Speaker 3: Sorry, that one that was on me, But what about
Speaker 3: all our other faves though, Well, we have a guy
Speaker 3: on the phone who thought he was personally responsible for
Speaker 3: getting one of the country's favorite stores shut down forever,
Speaker 3: all because of something he did when he was in
Speaker 3: one when he was seven years old.
Speaker 1: You have a lot of empathy for this guy.
Speaker 3: He has been living with the guilt ever since. Will
Speaker 3: the truth finally set him free? Find out in a
Speaker 3: brand new mass speaker coming up.
Speaker 4: You don't hear me, concession, I can't take back all arms.
Speaker 3: You got a text in at seventy five nine two
Speaker 3: that says, I'm a forty seven year old married man
Speaker 3: and every night to this day, I still listen to
Speaker 3: Enrique Glacias's Hero in bed and right before I fall Asidah.
Speaker 1: Why you're playing this song.
Speaker 3: Not just for you, bro, It's because for some people,
Speaker 3: Enrique Glacias is their safe space.
Speaker 1: My guy, he is a beautiful, beautiful man.
Speaker 3: And you know what, if you need a safe space
Speaker 3: to rest your eyes and spill your darkest secrets, let
Speaker 3: it be right here on the mass speaker. We want
Speaker 3: to be your hero.
Speaker 7: Baby.
Speaker 3: We've got a guy who wants to enter our safe
Speaker 3: space today he's going by Vincent. So Vincent, welcome to
Speaker 3: the show.
Speaker 7: Hey, what's going on? Nice guy?
Speaker 1: Who knew your intro is going to be in Greeky
Speaker 1: and Glacias hero? But I love it, Vincent, Vincent, I
Speaker 1: just want you to know that you can take our breakaway.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and we'll mask your voice up while we're doing
Speaker 3: it too, because voice changer is on. You're the mass speaker.
Speaker 3: Whenever you're ready, let's hear your confession.
Speaker 7: Okay, this this may sound kind of dumb, but it's
Speaker 7: like haunted me.
Speaker 1: Oh, you have come to the experts of dumb.
Speaker 3: Yeah, we're kind of dumb masters of stupidity. Yeah.
Speaker 7: Perfect. So, like when I was seven years old, I
Speaker 7: went to Blockbuster. I remember Blockbuster.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I think even Alexis knows what Blockbuster.
Speaker 8: I do.
Speaker 3: Blockbuster on a Friday night. The kid was Oh, it
Speaker 3: was every family's tradition, but.
Speaker 1: It was so disappointing when your favorite movie wasn't there.
Speaker 4: I know that you had to get there early.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, seven going to Blockbuster.
Speaker 7: So yeah, my dad and I went to Blockbuster and everything,
Speaker 7: and I had to pee really bad, and I didn't
Speaker 7: want to like tell my dad because He's like, go
Speaker 7: ahead and peep bo when leave the house. And I'm like, yeah, fine,
Speaker 7: you know, just being a kid. But as soon as
Speaker 7: we got there, I had a bunch of soda.
Speaker 1: You always think you don't have to go, yeah, I
Speaker 1: mean parents are always.
Speaker 7: Right, but yeah, yeah, of course. And they had no
Speaker 7: public restroom. And I didn't want to tell my dad
Speaker 7: because he's gonna yell at me. But I'm like over here,
Speaker 7: like dying, dying. Oh yeah, So in my seven year
Speaker 7: old mine, Donna saunter over to be you know, I'm like,
Speaker 7: I'm going over here, look at Napoleon Dynamite.
Speaker 1: Okay, you know, my.
Speaker 7: Dad's looking at like World War two movies or something,
Speaker 7: and I just like peeing the corn arm in Napoleon Dynamite.
Speaker 3: Not on a Napoleon Dynamite d Yeah, I thought you
Speaker 3: like food in a.
Speaker 7: DVD and just shut it. I guess that would have
Speaker 7: been worse.
Speaker 1: But it's amazing what kids think. People won't notice.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I was gonna smell this.
Speaker 7: Yeah, but here's the thing, Like that's kind of part
Speaker 7: of what haunts me. Initially, at least nobody noticed that
Speaker 7: I had done this, but nothing happened like we rented
Speaker 7: the movie and and we went back to return the
Speaker 7: movie and the place is like shut down and it's
Speaker 7: close for maintenance, but there's like how police tape but
Speaker 7: like caution tape, like don't come in here everything. And
Speaker 7: as a kid, I'm just like, oh my god, it's
Speaker 7: a biohazard.
Speaker 1: So potent.
Speaker 9: The whole Yeah, And my.
Speaker 7: Dad's like they're not going to charges for you know,
Speaker 7: we're trying to return the movie and.
Speaker 3: You know, oh god.
Speaker 7: So I'm just like did I create? Like what what
Speaker 7: what's happening here? And then like a month later the
Speaker 7: place shuts down.
Speaker 1: Was a year two thousand and six or seven.
Speaker 7: Yeah, around that time, right, and then like all the
Speaker 7: Blockbusters start shutting down, and I'm the guys, I'm the
Speaker 7: person that like destroyed all the Blockblusters with my bio
Speaker 7: as a TV.
Speaker 3: Don't know how businesses working.
Speaker 1: Dad, that's so funny. You don't tell your family the
Speaker 1: whole story. I think it's such a funny story.
Speaker 3: He's thinking, like they're testing like the DNA, they're trying to.
Speaker 4: Track me down.
Speaker 7: I don't, man, but I was like traumatized. And what's
Speaker 7: funny is like clearly now as an adult. I understand
Speaker 7: the whole block west of Story, I get all the
Speaker 7: steaming services and let me know all that.
Speaker 3: I'm glad we don't have to explain to you that
Speaker 3: you were not the reason the one proud?
Speaker 1: But can you imagine if he was that powerful?
Speaker 7: If anything like? That's why this is like such a
Speaker 7: dumb confession. But it's like, I hope they havesolved this
Speaker 7: weird guilt that makes no sense of being like like
Speaker 7: my inner child.
Speaker 9: You know what I mean?
Speaker 7: Right?
Speaker 2: You know there's still one opened and bend more again,
Speaker 2: so don't go Yeah, okay.
Speaker 3: Because there's p all over that one too.
Speaker 7: So maybe I could find like carmic retribution because like
Speaker 7: the movie that I have to remind me of the trauma,
Speaker 7: is this freaking Napoleon Dynamite definitely what I came back with.
Speaker 7: So I still literally have it to remind me of
Speaker 7: this like terrible thing I did. Maybe I will go
Speaker 7: over there and return it.
Speaker 3: Oh wait, you still have the movie? You have the
Speaker 3: DVD from when you were seven? Oh no, see that's
Speaker 3: the reason that Blockbuster. Do you still watch it?
Speaker 4: Does it still work?
Speaker 7: I mean, yeah, IBus have seen this so many times
Speaker 7: that I don't even care.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I've heard it. Isservation.
Speaker 7: I just don't want it. I just don't want his
Speaker 7: face looking back at me being like, do what you did?
Speaker 7: All right?
Speaker 3: Just stay on hold, Vincent, because we do have police
Speaker 3: on the other line, and your question, I'm just getting
Speaker 3: texted at seven eighty five nine too. If you have
Speaker 3: a confession you've been holding on to since you were
Speaker 3: seven years old, you need to get it off your
Speaker 3: chest week and hid your identity, mask your voice, and
Speaker 3: make you the next mass speaker. Your phone TAP's coming.
Speaker 6: Up, freaking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 3: Let's prank someone.
Speaker 7: Huh.
Speaker 10: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Today we call a guy who is getting married.
Speaker 1: This upcoming weekend, this weekend, this weekend for the big day.
Speaker 3: His wife told him she'd handle all of the wedding planning,
Speaker 3: the venue, the flowers, invitations, everything.
Speaker 1: Probably, I mean, it's probably normal.
Speaker 3: She just put him in charge of one thing, booking
Speaker 3: their honeymoon. Oh, that's it, okay. And he knows that
Speaker 3: he cannot screw it up. So that's why we call
Speaker 3: from the hotel to say you screwed it up. So
Speaker 3: you'll hear how he reacts in your phone tap right now. Hello,
Speaker 3: good morning, This is Ernest Clutterbuck from the Hotel Jamaica.
Speaker 3: Is this a mister Patrick?
Speaker 7: Yeah?
Speaker 9: How's it going great?
Speaker 3: I'm just calling to confirm your reservation with us? Okay, yeah,
Speaker 3: so two weeks from today, we have you booked in
Speaker 3: our honeymoon suite for a little over a week. Is
Speaker 3: that correct?
Speaker 9: It's this week on the twenty third, not the other weekend.
Speaker 3: After No, No, I have you on the thirty first here.
Speaker 9: Well, it's a mistake.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, are you sure about that? Can can you
Speaker 3: double check your information?
Speaker 9: I think I know when I'm getting married? Yeah, we
Speaker 9: have our flights, books and everything.
Speaker 3: Congratulations. Congratulations on the marriage, by the way.
Speaker 9: Thank you so much. There must be some miscommunication. Can
Speaker 9: you talk to the person whoever did the reservation?
Speaker 3: Let me just take a look real quick. Okay, let
Speaker 3: me just go speak with them real quick.
Speaker 7: All right? Yes, please, thank you?
Speaker 3: Please hold just sorry? You still there? Patrick?
Speaker 9: Yeah, that was the strangest hold music I've ever heard.
Speaker 9: Doesn't matter?
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, sorry. DMX is one of our investors.
Speaker 9: Right, well he was, doesn't matter. Did you find out
Speaker 9: about the reservation more important?
Speaker 7: Yes?
Speaker 3: Yes, so I spoke with Jackson and he says it
Speaker 3: was your fault.
Speaker 9: What are you talking about? It's on the twenty third.
Speaker 3: That's not what Jackson told me.
Speaker 9: Well, I don't care what Jackson told you. Jackson's a idiot.
Speaker 3: Okay. Well, unfortunately, sir, there's not a whole lot that
Speaker 3: I can do about it.
Speaker 6: Now.
Speaker 3: They have an Italian couple in there, the Papolardo's, and
Speaker 3: they booked it almost a year ago.
Speaker 9: I don't give up about the Papolardos.
Speaker 3: Well, are you sure about that? Because they're a pretty
Speaker 3: big deal. I mean you might know Vinnie Popolardo no
Speaker 3: is thet a chini king of Abrezia.
Speaker 9: I don't care if he's the spaghetti Emperor. I just
Speaker 9: don't care, dude, I will.
Speaker 3: You're being a little bit rude now, sir.
Speaker 9: It's nothing personal against the Papalardo, Paparazcho whatever.
Speaker 3: Toasta guy that is Benny Popolardo.
Speaker 9: Ohkay, Benny Popolardo. You need to figure out how we're
Speaker 9: going to resolve this. Because the flights are booked, we
Speaker 9: will be there.
Speaker 3: Look, sir, I hear you. I understand that you're frustrated,
Speaker 3: but unfortunately I can't kick the Popolardo's out. They're VIPs
Speaker 3: here at the hotel, and I know mister and miss
Speaker 3: Popolardo really enjoy their romantic time in the extra large
Speaker 3: bathtub in the honeymoon suite. How do you even know
Speaker 3: that they left a very nice review for us last
Speaker 3: time they stayed.
Speaker 9: Do you understand that I'm going to be in Okay?
Speaker 9: You can't work this out?
Speaker 6: You know what?
Speaker 3: I've actually thought of something I can ring up to
Speaker 3: the Popolardo's room and see if maybe we can work
Speaker 3: something out with them. Is that okay?
Speaker 9: Please?
Speaker 7: Yes, great?
Speaker 9: Do whatever you need to do to make this work.
Speaker 3: Please? Hold?
Speaker 11: Yeah, what's the.
Speaker 3: Patrick? Great news?
Speaker 6: What what is it?
Speaker 3: The Feticini King is not against young Love?
Speaker 7: All right?
Speaker 9: So what does that even mean? Are we good for
Speaker 9: the twenty third?
Speaker 7: Then?
Speaker 3: So I told him your story and how it's your
Speaker 3: first time getting married, and keep in mind he just
Speaker 3: had his seventh So he said, for two hundred bucks
Speaker 3: he will move aside for young Love.
Speaker 9: So let me get this straight. You guys are gonna
Speaker 9: pay him two hundred to move out because I've already paid.
Speaker 7: For the room. No, no, no month ago.
Speaker 3: Remember Patrick, I spoke with Jackson and he said this
Speaker 3: was all your fault. So I'm just doing whatever I
Speaker 3: can to help you here.
Speaker 9: I can't even believe that this is how you're handling business.
Speaker 9: Charge me the extra two hundred. I can't afford for
Speaker 9: this to go wrong.
Speaker 3: Okay, great, Yes, so I have permission to charge your card? Yeah, okay, perfect,
Speaker 3: hold on just one second.
Speaker 9: Oh my god.
Speaker 3: All right, Patrick, so you are all set for this weekend.
Speaker 3: You'll see the two thousand dollars charge on your card.
Speaker 12: Surely.
Speaker 9: Oh you said two hundred. You said two hundred, yes.
Speaker 3: Well two hundred per night.
Speaker 9: What do the math?
Speaker 7: Dude?
Speaker 3: Patrick? I just asked you if you agreed to this,
Speaker 3: and you said, yes, charge my card.
Speaker 9: I said, charge my card for two hundred, not two thousands.
Speaker 3: Now I'm starting to believe Jackson was right on this.
Speaker 9: Oh you're starting to believe Jackson.
Speaker 3: I don't know if I can trust you.
Speaker 9: Oh my god, I am I'm done with you. You're
Speaker 9: chat okay, Well, get me your manager.
Speaker 3: The only person who's supervising me is your fiance, Allison.
Speaker 3: So would you like me to put her on the
Speaker 3: line because she's the one that sets you up for
Speaker 3: this prank call? Oh my god, your fiance Allison set
Speaker 3: you up? She said that for the wedding, she only
Speaker 3: gave you one task to book the honeymoon, and thought
Speaker 3: it'd be funny to mess with you.
Speaker 9: Dude. My heart is like beating out of my chest
Speaker 9: right now, like I thought I was gonna collect.
Speaker 3: All right, just please hold one second, god.
Speaker 7: Friend.
Speaker 6: The weak up every morning was fum taps weekday mornings
Speaker 6: on the Twenties, Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning, they say, no.
Speaker 3: Risk, no reward. Okay, that's why whenever Brooke accidentally drops
Speaker 3: half a fun sized Snickers bar into the garbage disposal,
Speaker 3: she reaches her day right down there.
Speaker 1: I mean, it does have a little bit of an
Speaker 1: iron taste, but worth it, you know, not bad.
Speaker 3: The juice was worth the squeeze. And that's what two
Speaker 3: of our listeners are about to take a big risk
Speaker 3: just by being on our show today in the hopes
Speaker 3: of reaping the best reward of all.
Speaker 1: I would give you a thumbs up, but I can't anymore.
Speaker 7: It's not a.
Speaker 3: Snickers bar that they're after. They're hoping to find true
Speaker 3: love because they're about to meet someone for the very
Speaker 3: first time over our phone lines and a brand new
Speaker 3: blind love is It's coming up next. Netflix has a
Speaker 3: hit show called Love Is Blind, and we thought we
Speaker 3: need to do the same thing for the radio.
Speaker 1: Yes, oh my god, is that what we're doing today.
Speaker 1: I love when we do this.
Speaker 3: We wanted to change the name to something so different
Speaker 3: that nobody would ever know that we borrowed it. I
Speaker 3: read it off of TV.
Speaker 1: I just thought it was so we wouldn't get sued
Speaker 1: that too.
Speaker 3: With Blind, Love is oh Man, so different, Netflix is
Speaker 3: never going to catch on.
Speaker 1: I didn't realize that that's what we're even doing now.
Speaker 3: It's two people who have never met before, they've never
Speaker 3: seen each other, no clue what they sound like. They're
Speaker 3: going to meet for the very first time on our
Speaker 3: phone lines to find out if they have an instant
Speaker 3: love connection, and then we've never done this before. At
Speaker 3: the end, if they agree to go out again or
Speaker 3: go out for the first time, or even if they don't,
Speaker 3: they'll describe and reveal what they look.
Speaker 1: Like to each other because we don't know what you
Speaker 1: look like either.
Speaker 3: It's just like the TV show. We got two listeners
Speaker 3: who both have tried to be on different parts of
Speaker 3: our show for second dates or awkwards before it didn't
Speaker 3: work out. For them, but they're both open to meeting
Speaker 3: someone on our show.
Speaker 7: Right here.
Speaker 3: Their names are Tyler and Shawna.
Speaker 1: God, I feel so shallow that I just want to
Speaker 1: skip to the very end right now.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I know, I just all you care. You're very
Speaker 3: superficial surface time. I try not to be, but you know,
Speaker 3: just like always, we've encourage them to prepare some fun,
Speaker 3: creative questions for each other, so we don't just listen
Speaker 3: to twenty minutes of small talk. Remember, we need quiet
Speaker 3: in the room while they're on the phone, and we'll
Speaker 3: listen in to find out if blind truly love is
Speaker 3: so Jose, are you hopeful for our new couple?
Speaker 7: Dude?
Speaker 5: I think not seeing each other will make it better,
Speaker 5: because yeah, absolutely.
Speaker 6: Huh.
Speaker 3: Every time people see me, I've never found love.
Speaker 1: I've never watched the show.
Speaker 3: Usually when they see each other, they're like, oh God,
Speaker 3: I've made a terrible mistake. I'm sure that's not going
Speaker 3: to be the case today for Shauna and Tyler.
Speaker 1: What a setup.
Speaker 3: Jeffrey, Shauna, Tyler are you both there?
Speaker 7: Hey?
Speaker 3: Yeah, so we're going to back away. They sound very excited.
Speaker 3: You can say hello to each other and Shawna. Since
Speaker 3: we believe in manners. Here you can ask the first question.
Speaker 7: But here we go.
Speaker 13: Okay, I have a weird question for you, so I
Speaker 13: hope you have a fun answer. What is your go
Speaker 13: to cheesy pickup line? And can you say it to
Speaker 13: me right now?
Speaker 3: All right?
Speaker 12: Well, I'm not usually like a pickup line guy, and
Speaker 12: I try to be more genuine most of the time
Speaker 12: when I can't. But if I am trying to hit
Speaker 12: the best one would have to be. You know, if
Speaker 12: I could rearrange the alphabet, I put you and I
Speaker 12: right next to each other.
Speaker 13: Oh my gosh, that really is cheesy.
Speaker 14: I mean, there's no getting cheesier than that.
Speaker 12: I mean, the only cheesier line I could say is
Speaker 12: I think you're the most breathtiful girl I've ever seen.
Speaker 13: Free as in the cheese breed, like you're actually talking
Speaker 13: about breed.
Speaker 12: Oh cheesy.
Speaker 14: You know, I have to think about it for a second,
Speaker 14: you know, I did have to think, Okay, what what
Speaker 14: what does this mean?
Speaker 13: Exactly? But I love cheese and I love three, so
Speaker 13: that's perfect.
Speaker 12: So you thought that one was pretty gooda as.
Speaker 13: Oh wow, that we're taking it to another level now.
Speaker 3: Sorry to interrupt this very sexy conversation. But if you're
Speaker 3: just joining us, we're in the middle of blind love
Speaker 3: is seeing if these two strangers who are meeting for
Speaker 3: the very first time right now have chemistry over the phone. Okay,
Speaker 3: now back to the action. Pretend like we're not here.
Speaker 12: Continue, Sorry, when I have Renny. That's just a little
Speaker 12: thing about.
Speaker 13: I feel like I like cheesy pickup lines and rom
Speaker 13: coms just as much as I like horror movies. But
Speaker 13: I'm really hoping that this doesn't turn into a horror movie.
Speaker 12: All right, Well, let me hit it back at you.
Speaker 12: I got a weird question for you. Then, Could you
Speaker 12: describe your ideal date, but do it using animal noises?
Speaker 12: You want me to do?
Speaker 7: What?
Speaker 11: Okay, it's a little odd, I.
Speaker 12: Know, But describe what your ideal date like? What would
Speaker 12: your best best date you could go on, but do
Speaker 12: it using animals.
Speaker 13: And I I guess it would be.
Speaker 6: Now now, Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 13: I don't know if I can if I could do
Speaker 13: much more than that.
Speaker 12: How about this? Can you give me your ideal date
Speaker 12: using just regular sound effects, no animals needed.
Speaker 7: I I guess.
Speaker 13: Knock knock because they're coming to the door. Okay, room,
Speaker 13: room because we're driving to dinner and then.
Speaker 14: Mum num numb numbs.
Speaker 12: Interesting that your sound effects are just transportation and the
Speaker 12: inactivity is very cool.
Speaker 3: Okay, so we're unfortunately we're running short on time for
Speaker 3: this portion of the segment. Is as entertaining as that
Speaker 3: was to listen. Oh my god, dumb dub dub dumb dub.
Speaker 1: That was fun. You gave it a good shot.
Speaker 7: I like that.
Speaker 3: Now we gotta pop the Shauna and Tyler down so
Speaker 3: that we can discuss goodness. How's the chemistry between Shauna
Speaker 3: and Tyler? In your opinion, Broke, I.
Speaker 2: Feel if Tyler is really confident in this, do you
Speaker 2: know what I mean? Like, he seems like way more
Speaker 2: in control of this situation than she does.
Speaker 3: He definitely seems to be more playful. Lexis what's your
Speaker 3: read on it?
Speaker 1: It's a little too cheesy for me, not just because
Speaker 1: of the puncause.
Speaker 3: The cheesy jokes, you know, yeah, I think it works
Speaker 3: for them. Hose you like, you know, cheesy, punny humor,
Speaker 3: and that was Tyler's go to. What do you think?
Speaker 3: Of course he's he's cheesy and funny.
Speaker 5: But he can also be what I call calm not confident,
Speaker 5: but he's like a calm energy.
Speaker 3: He's not phase, He's just letting it roll.
Speaker 4: She sounds a little more nervous, was she.
Speaker 1: I feel like she got more nervous as we as
Speaker 1: it went on.
Speaker 6: You know what I mean.
Speaker 3: Jesus, it was a strange question to ask the woman
Speaker 3: to do to build a romantic connection. But I like
Speaker 3: that he's being creative with it going out there, So
Speaker 3: we got to put it up to the text board. Yeah,
Speaker 3: if you want to hear more from Shauna and Tyler's
Speaker 3: flirtatious conversation is either go or we'll just have you
Speaker 3: say continue the day or stop a text in seven, eight, five, nine,
Speaker 3: two will come back and see if we can do
Speaker 3: more Blind Love Is and maybe find out what they
Speaker 3: both look like. Right after this, we're in the middle
Speaker 3: of another hot, steamy, extra cheesy edition Blind Love Is.
Speaker 1: I love the steamy cheese, Jeff, I know you do.
Speaker 3: I really love that Brooke was trying to do the
Speaker 3: sound effects in the middle of their conversation because she's
Speaker 3: so desperate to be single again. She's actually trying to
Speaker 3: swoop in and steal Tyler away.
Speaker 1: I just am excited for people to find love.
Speaker 2: Jeff and I thought that she did a great job
Speaker 2: trying the sound effect thing that would be hard to do.
Speaker 3: Yeah, well, our textboard at seven eighty five ninety two
Speaker 3: was kind of split. It's about fifty to fifty on
Speaker 3: if they think Tyler and Shauna should continue their flirtation,
Speaker 3: because we're getting a lot of comments saying that our
Speaker 3: listeners like them both. Yeah, but maybe they don't have
Speaker 3: the best chemistry together.
Speaker 1: Oh, how do you know in like a two minute period,
Speaker 1: It is.
Speaker 3: Hard to establish right away if you're not me. But
Speaker 3: maybe a few more questions between the two of them
Speaker 3: will determine it for them. So we're gonna stick with
Speaker 3: Shauna and Tyler. We're gonna find out if truly blind
Speaker 3: love is and hopefully at the end of the segment
Speaker 3: we'll get to reveal what they look like, because again,
Speaker 3: they do not know anything about each other's physical appearances.
Speaker 3: They're just trying to vibe off of their voices. Let's
Speaker 3: bring them both back on and Shawna, you can go
Speaker 3: ahead with your next question for Tyler.
Speaker 14: My next question is name the movie title that perfectly
Speaker 14: describes your last relationship.
Speaker 12: Oh, oh, okay, this is tough.
Speaker 6: On me.
Speaker 15: All right, I guess I'm gonna go with this is
Speaker 15: gonna sound a little weird, but I'm gonna go with
Speaker 15: home alone. He went out a lot, and we didn't
Speaker 15: spend a lot of like great time together, so you know,
Speaker 15: it felt like dating her.
Speaker 12: Was kind of like a trap.
Speaker 14: And I'm so sorry.
Speaker 12: Yeah, I mean so, I don't know what what movie
Speaker 12: would you describe your last relationship.
Speaker 7: To be?
Speaker 14: I think nine would be like How to Train Your Dragons.
Speaker 14: I feel like that was It was a very I
Speaker 14: was in a relationship for a really long time, so
Speaker 14: we were like very new when we got together, and
Speaker 14: we had to learn a lot of things, So how
Speaker 14: to Dragon for sure?
Speaker 12: Okay, Okay, I mean, you know all of us use
Speaker 12: kids movies. I don't know what that's about, but I.
Speaker 14: Loved his movies. I'm a big Harry Potter fan, so.
Speaker 12: Okay, but are you You're not like an adult aggressive
Speaker 12: Harry Potter fan, right, There's like a huge difference between
Speaker 12: just being a Harry Potter fan and having like a
Speaker 12: deathly Hallows tattoo on you.
Speaker 14: No, I don't think anyone would would categorize me as aggressive. Okay,
Speaker 14: I don't have any you know, hogwarts tattoos, but I am.
Speaker 14: I do have my own wand but I don't out
Speaker 14: all the time.
Speaker 12: Okay, okay, okay, all right, Well I'm gonna answer the
Speaker 12: question now.
Speaker 3: If you're just joining us, we're right in the middle
Speaker 3: of blind love is we have two strangers meeting for
Speaker 3: the very first time over the radio to find out
Speaker 3: if there's really a spark there or maybe something more sorry,
Speaker 3: keep going.
Speaker 12: How how would you describe your ideal man? But in emojis?
Speaker 3: Oh oh.
Speaker 14: Oh, that's a good one. I would say the fire
Speaker 14: emoji for sure, not the first one, the muscle emoji,
Speaker 14: you know, the one where like it's a guy's arm curling,
Speaker 14: and then maybe the smiley face with the three hearts
Speaker 14: around it. Like I mean, ideally, I'd love a man
Speaker 14: that takes care of himself but also takes care of me.
Speaker 11: So yeah, I love to cook.
Speaker 14: I'm a big, big chef, I don't I so I
Speaker 14: kind of don't want a guy that cooked so that
Speaker 14: I can do that.
Speaker 11: What's your signature dish?
Speaker 14: It's my dad's famous pasta sas. It's it's safe like
Speaker 14: a rago, but it is I've never ever tasted anything
Speaker 14: like it in a restaurant in Italy.
Speaker 13: It is incredible.
Speaker 12: Okay, that sounds awesome. I'm in Oh.
Speaker 3: All right. Oh, we got to pop Shawna and Tyler
Speaker 3: down so that we can discuss.
Speaker 1: Real conversation at the end instead of like you know,
Speaker 1: was improving as.
Speaker 3: Time went on. If we were on the phone with
Speaker 3: them for like four hundred hours, like they would really
Speaker 3: be bonded.
Speaker 5: I want to say this my brother. She sounds like
Speaker 5: a catch. I feel like I was having chemistry with
Speaker 5: her the whole time, and I can talk Harry Potter.
Speaker 3: She loves to cook, She's a nice girl.
Speaker 1: That pasta.
Speaker 3: Now here's the big question, it's really for them after
Speaker 3: talking to each other, do they want to meet up
Speaker 3: in person for the very first time now and see
Speaker 3: if love blind truly is Yes? I'm pretty sure I
Speaker 3: said it. But you get the idea of what I meant,
Speaker 3: doesn't get it?
Speaker 4: That's all that matter.
Speaker 3: So let's ask Shauna Shawna, based on the conversation that
Speaker 3: you just had with Tyler, are you interested in meeting
Speaker 3: up in person with him?
Speaker 13: I'm definitely interested.
Speaker 14: I would just love a photo maybe just to see
Speaker 14: what he looks like. Or maybe he could describe himself.
Speaker 3: If he agrees, if they both agree, So Tyler, go ahead.
Speaker 3: Why don't you describe what you look like in general?
Speaker 3: For for Shawna, give her an image, So I look like.
Speaker 12: The arm curl emoji. No, I'm kidding.
Speaker 4: The girls.
Speaker 1: I'm just excited to hear what do you look like?
Speaker 7: Man?
Speaker 12: I'll get to the first thing I know every every
Speaker 12: woman's wanting.
Speaker 11: I am five to eleven. I don't lie about being
Speaker 11: six footl the cutoff.
Speaker 12: I'm honestly the most important.
Speaker 3: Obviously Alexis is shaking her head. So okay, anything else?
Speaker 9: Brown hair, brown eyes.
Speaker 15: I've been called like an off brand zac Efron if
Speaker 15: that kind of meats the picture for you, okay, current.
Speaker 3: Zach Efron or zac Efron from High School musical. There's
Speaker 3: a big difference.
Speaker 1: No, like zac Efron from Wish.
Speaker 4: You know what I mean?
Speaker 3: Yeah, Shawna, what do you think you into off brand
Speaker 3: zac Efron?
Speaker 4: You know I am? I?
Speaker 3: Yeah, girl, I believe you with how you answered that
Speaker 3: for sure? Why don't you tell Tyler a little bit?
Speaker 3: How about your physical appearance?
Speaker 14: Well, I'm pretty sure i'm five too, but I'm brown hair,
Speaker 14: I'm a ballet dancer, so make.
Speaker 12: Of that with what you will?
Speaker 11: And do you have a celebrity look alike?
Speaker 14: So my mom has always a lot of people, but
Speaker 14: my mom is the first one to tell me that
Speaker 14: I kind of look like Judy Garland circa Wizard of O.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, that's so wholesome. That's a bad witch
Speaker 1: or good witch. Judy is the yeah, Dorothy.
Speaker 3: I mean she's fourteen years old, so yeah, I don't
Speaker 3: know if that's.
Speaker 1: Necessary the description when you're five to two, you know,
Speaker 1: people say you're young.
Speaker 9: I don't know.
Speaker 14: I mean I am short and I look I look
Speaker 14: young for my age.
Speaker 3: What do you think, Tyler? You into a nineteen twenties
Speaker 3: fourteen year old starlet night A sorry, excuse me. I'm
Speaker 3: totally different, you know.
Speaker 11: And it was described like that, you know, ole weird,
Speaker 11: But I'm why I want to try to do the
Speaker 11: next step. Let's let's give it a truck.
Speaker 1: That's cute. You guys sound like a cute couple in
Speaker 1: my mind, anyway.
Speaker 4: Can you believe it?
Speaker 3: Yeah, we did it so maybe the very first time
Speaker 3: on this show. Truly love is yah.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, give us an update after you guys
Speaker 1: meet up.
Speaker 12: Okay, we'll give you a recap and sound effects.
Speaker 3: Okay, maybe just send it to Brooks voicemail alone. That
Speaker 3: is blind Love is textan seven eighty five nine too.
Speaker 3: If you want to appear on the next edition and
Speaker 3: maybe find your true love right here on the show,
Speaker 3: It's Brook and Jeffrey in the.
Speaker 6: Morning, Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.
Speaker 3: A woman is going viral for sharing a story about
Speaker 3: her worst and most embarrassing New Year's Eve ever.
Speaker 1: Oh I love the story and it.
Speaker 3: All happened in the bar of a five star luxury
Speaker 3: hotel in London. Plus doctor just went viral on social
Speaker 3: media with an important Christmas psa, whatever you do to
Speaker 3: celebrate this holiday season, please.
Speaker 7: Don't do this.
Speaker 3: Oh all that and more is coming up when we
Speaker 3: do a brand new TikTok click Shock. We put the
Speaker 3: petition out there. So far we've got five hundred thousand signatures. Wow,
Speaker 3: from people who all agree we should change the name
Speaker 3: of the Statue of Liberty to the Statue of TikTok
Speaker 3: Shock instead of a flaming torch. She's holding up an
Speaker 3: iPhone with the flashlight. She doesn't she isn't selfie like
Speaker 3: tell selfie mode for TikTok click Shock.
Speaker 1: Okay, at Lady Liberty, we do exactly.
Speaker 3: What Lady Liberty would do and gossip about the biggest
Speaker 3: tiktoks from the past week. Yeah, let's get right to
Speaker 3: your first TikTok click Shock, which is from a British
Speaker 3: woman who goes by Lindsey Underscore thirty six and with
Speaker 3: New Year's right on the horizon. She was talking about
Speaker 3: her craziest New Year's story of all time and this
Speaker 3: happened when she was staying with her husband at a
Speaker 3: fancy hotel in London, and while they were in the
Speaker 3: bar one night, she ordered a fancy sounding drink off
Speaker 3: of their menua, not realizing that when it came time
Speaker 3: to pay the bill that one beverage cost her two
Speaker 3: thousand dollars.
Speaker 9: WHOA here it is.
Speaker 16: I showed my husband litera sat and he was furious
Speaker 16: at me, so he left the bar left me there.
Speaker 6: I owned to deal with it.
Speaker 16: I said to the young guy behind the bar, Look,
Speaker 16: I'm so sorry. I had no idea. It was definitely
Speaker 16: my mistake, but it was a genuine mistake, so.
Speaker 3: I started to panic.
Speaker 16: He started panic. He called his manager over this was
Speaker 16: a five star hotel, so the manager was so discreet
Speaker 16: and so wonderful. He completely paid played it down. He
Speaker 16: was like, look, it's fine, don't worry about it. Go
Speaker 16: up to your room, enjoy the rest of your stay,
Speaker 16: and we will sort this out.
Speaker 3: What wow, I'm sorry.
Speaker 1: Rich people get away with everything. All she had to
Speaker 1: say was I didn't know.
Speaker 3: Well, maybe she looked kind of poor and they felt
Speaker 3: bad for.
Speaker 4: They would have.
Speaker 1: Made her pay more. She looked poor, that's right, she
Speaker 1: had that access.
Speaker 3: So the comments were mostly mad at two people, the
Speaker 3: bar and her husband.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah for him leaving her, which sucks, like what
Speaker 1: a baby?
Speaker 7: Yep.
Speaker 3: And then the bar for not double checking when she ordered,
Speaker 3: sayings like hey, ma'am, you do realize this drink costs
Speaker 3: two thousand dollars.
Speaker 1: Well, what she didn't say is her husband's drink was
Speaker 1: twelve hundred dollars.
Speaker 3: But here's the thing. The story's not over because that
Speaker 3: was just her first night of a five nights stay
Speaker 3: at that hotel and the rest for a vacation. She
Speaker 3: had to keep walking by that bar every time to
Speaker 3: go to and from her room. Was the first night
Speaker 3: she was terrified that they were going to like, eventually
Speaker 3: just charge her the two grand really funny. So what
Speaker 3: happened next? Fast forward to the very last day of
Speaker 3: her vacation.
Speaker 16: Oh, no, here it is my sister come over and
Speaker 16: we went out for a mail and we come back
Speaker 16: to the hotel and again we were cheps, say, and
Speaker 16: we thought, oh, hell of it, let's go in.
Speaker 13: Let's go into the bar.
Speaker 16: And went into the bar and we saw the manager
Speaker 16: and he put his arms sight to me and he
Speaker 16: was like, oh, this is the girl that made us
Speaker 16: open the crystal and I had to drink the crystal.
Speaker 16: I said, I am so tired. Sorry, it was a
Speaker 16: genuine mistakes. What about the guy behind the bar, because
Speaker 16: he was so nervous A right, he says, well I
Speaker 16: sacked him. No, no, So I burst into tears. I
Speaker 16: was so terribly, terribly upset. I was like, look, it's
Speaker 16: not worth the guy's job. I will pay the two
Speaker 16: thousand pounds. I'm so, so so sorry. It wasn't his fault.
Speaker 16: And he says to me, Okay, calm dying John mc queen.
Speaker 16: We didn't sack him, but we had give him training
Speaker 16: because this has happened before. So after that we actually
Speaker 16: sat with the manager and enjoyed drinks with him and
Speaker 16: his family, and it turned out to be a really
Speaker 16: great New Year's So.
Speaker 1: You got more free drinks and the manager. This woman
Speaker 1: is genius.
Speaker 3: It pays to have a cute accent.
Speaker 6: Why I love him.
Speaker 3: That was a TikTok click shock. Your next TikTok click
Speaker 3: shot is from a guy named Adam Gaston who's a doctor,
Speaker 3: and he released this video on Halloween which kind of
Speaker 3: flew underneath the radar for a bit and then suddenly
Speaker 3: it went viral, got over half a million shares. But basically,
Speaker 3: he's out of Target looking at a variety of tiny
Speaker 3: Christmas ornaments that are on display, and he gives a
Speaker 3: special PSA about how you can stay safe during the
Speaker 3: holiday season.
Speaker 10: So Target already has some of their Christmas decorations out,
Speaker 10: and I feel like I should stop for a moment
Speaker 10: as a doctor and give a small psa. Do not
Speaker 10: put this where it doesn't belong. Do not put this
Speaker 10: where it doesn't belong, or this or even this little one.
Speaker 10: I don't care that this is ribbed. Do not put
Speaker 10: this where it doesn't belong. Not this, don't even think
Speaker 10: about it. Not this, definitely not, you'll get a splinter.
Speaker 3: Sorry, Brooke. Christmas in the Fox House is gonna look
Speaker 3: a lot different this year.
Speaker 1: Hey, the stars that guy, I mean, we put an
Speaker 1: angel up there. Actually it's not a.
Speaker 3: White angel anymore. A lot of comments came in on
Speaker 3: that video. One said, you know somebody out there is
Speaker 3: gonna do this strictly because you said not to.
Speaker 1: I'm telling you so many times you have to say something,
Speaker 1: they'll do it anyway.
Speaker 2: My best friend was an MP in the er, and
Speaker 2: I'll tell you well, she would sometimes send me x rays.
Speaker 1: There were just the pictures of what was in there.
Speaker 3: The spirit. It is the season of giving.
Speaker 1: It's amazing how much people can fit up there.
Speaker 3: Yeah, is that a challenge? No, that was a TikTok
Speaker 3: click shock and now your final TikTok click shock. He's
Speaker 3: from a woman named Phoebe Parsons. Her clip just went
Speaker 3: viral where she shares a quick way that you can
Speaker 3: instantly tell I for a woman is a millennial or
Speaker 3: a gen z.
Speaker 7: Here it is.
Speaker 8: This is exactly how you can tell the difference between
Speaker 8: a millennial and agen z. And just by looking at
Speaker 8: their feet, are their socks up or are they wearing
Speaker 8: hidden ankle socks because gen Zen's exclusively wear their socks
Speaker 8: up and millennials still wear ankle socks.
Speaker 12: I'm a millennial.
Speaker 3: I know, all right, everybody sock check, sock check right now.
Speaker 4: I actually have long socks on.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, they have to be Cruisis.
Speaker 3: I got the cruise so, but I did just ankle
Speaker 3: socks recently too.
Speaker 2: I just had this conversation with a mom because I
Speaker 2: was noticing Alexis's little frilly.
Speaker 1: Ankle so I thought me the other day, I was like,
Speaker 1: oh my god, that's what we have to do now.
Speaker 1: And I told the mom on the playground, I'm like,
Speaker 1: do you know what we have to wear now? We
Speaker 1: have to we have to wear the ankle socks.
Speaker 3: We got to say babies wear in the crib.
Speaker 2: Yes, yes, she gets up with frills and she's got
Speaker 2: little bows like the safe ones I had when I
Speaker 2: was seven.
Speaker 3: Okay, yeah, I guess I'm gonna have to hop on Amazon.
Speaker 1: The shoes that are in style now, it's a whole thing.
Speaker 3: I've got slip shocks. Those are your TikTok stories.
Speaker 7: For the day.
Speaker 6: Freaking Jeffrey in the morning, what.
Speaker 4: Sama's coming to.
Speaker 3: My God, that was a clip from one of our
Speaker 3: favorite holiday films of all time, Elf with Will Ferrell,
Speaker 3: the best.
Speaker 4: One of all time.
Speaker 3: And you know who loves that movie is today's callerl.
Speaker 1: I thought I was finally gonna play Santa.
Speaker 7: I know.
Speaker 3: Paul is the first time player of the show. Welcome man.
Speaker 3: How you doing?
Speaker 7: Oh I'm doing so good.
Speaker 9: I never thought i'd talk.
Speaker 7: To you guys.
Speaker 1: How many times do you think you've watched the movie Elf?
Speaker 7: Uh?
Speaker 9: Probably twice?
Speaker 11: Okay, I watch it again, but.
Speaker 3: Two is the limit. He won't watch any movie more
Speaker 3: than twice. That's just abusing. Third Okay, can you identify?
Speaker 6: Is it?
Speaker 1: Okay? I thought he was gonna say like, oh god
Speaker 1: on thousands twice?
Speaker 2: You know I watch Dumb and Dubber so many times
Speaker 2: that the VHS literally broke yes as a teenager.
Speaker 3: Paul is an interesting guy. Carently he asked our producer like,
Speaker 3: is this a practiced round that we're going to do first?
Speaker 3: Like we have time to do practice rounds of wind
Speaker 3: Brooks Bocks? That serious? Yeah, Paul, this is the real deal.
Speaker 3: Are you ready for this?
Speaker 10: Oh?
Speaker 7: Yes, I am.
Speaker 1: Okay, this is your eight vile moment, right you got
Speaker 1: to rise to the occasion.
Speaker 3: Brook's going to be sent out of the studio.
Speaker 5: Traveling the gum Drop Forest to get to New York.
Speaker 3: Moment, yes elf, reference And so here's how the game works. Paul,
Speaker 3: you got thirty seconds answer as many questions as possible.
Speaker 3: If you don't know when, you can say pass. But
Speaker 3: you do have to beat Brook outright to win. Are
Speaker 3: you ready?
Speaker 7: Yes, sir? Good?
Speaker 3: Look, your time starts now. Today is National Fast Food Day?
Speaker 3: Which fast food restaurant has the most locations worldwide?
Speaker 9: McDonald's.
Speaker 3: Chris Pratt played Andy Dwyer in What TV sitcom at
Speaker 3: originating in Sweden? What is the word used for a
Speaker 3: large buffet style dinner spread.
Speaker 7: At?
Speaker 3: What is the small stick that gets passed by runners
Speaker 3: in a relay race called button? Which US state has
Speaker 3: the least rainfall each year? Arizona, New Mexico or Nevada, Nevada?
Speaker 3: All first time? That was a pretty strong showing for
Speaker 3: a first time. O. Brook's gonna come back into the room.
Speaker 3: And so do you have any plans coming up this Thanksgiving?
Speaker 4: Oh My mom and I were talking about making like
Speaker 4: our turkey like bacon wrapped for the first time, So
Speaker 4: We're going to try that and see how it is.
Speaker 3: You gotta get a lot of bacon to wrap an
Speaker 3: entire turkey deep fry it too.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna tell you I did once where I did
Speaker 2: the herb butter and I put it under the skin.
Speaker 1: Game changer, Yeah it was. It was a really disgusting
Speaker 1: process to reach your aim to all underneath the skin
Speaker 1: and the turkey. But oh my god, it was unbelievable.
Speaker 3: Game changers all about the end result. Yeah, yeah, I
Speaker 3: was not afraid to get up in that turkey.
Speaker 1: All right, Okay, let's move forward almost never.
Speaker 3: Mind cap your turn?
Speaker 7: You ready?
Speaker 3: I guess your time starts now. Today is National Fast
Speaker 3: Food Day? Which fast food restaurant has the most locations worldwide?
Speaker 3: Subway Chris Pratt played Andy Dwyer in What TV? Sitcom?
Speaker 1: Oh I got it?
Speaker 3: Just parking wreck originating in Sweden. What is the word
Speaker 3: used for a large buffet style dinner.
Speaker 1: Spread, umorgasbord.
Speaker 3: What is the small stick that gets passed by runners
Speaker 3: in a relay race called baton? Which US state has
Speaker 3: the least rainfall each year? Arizona, New Mexico or Nevada.
Speaker 1: New Mexico. Oh no, they got some mountains in there.
Speaker 3: I don't know, Brooks doubting yourself. Now we're gonna go
Speaker 3: to the scoreboard and see how you boll did with Jose.
Speaker 4: Does someone need a hug raccoon?
Speaker 12: Paul?
Speaker 3: You got three correct today.
Speaker 1: That's pretty good for a first go. You didn't need
Speaker 1: a practice, Paul.
Speaker 3: Yes, and brook also time the tie does get to
Speaker 3: the house on these, Paul, let's go over the answers.
Speaker 3: Real fast. It's National Fast Food Day. The fast food
Speaker 3: restaurant with the most locations worldwide is McDonald's thirty eight
Speaker 3: thousand locations. Subway is second with thirty six kill. Chris
Speaker 3: Pratt played Andy Dwyer in Parks and Recreation. Originating in Sweden,
Speaker 3: the word for a large buffet style dinner is a shmorgasboard.
Speaker 3: In a relay race, the runners pass around a stick
Speaker 3: called a baton, and the US state with the least
Speaker 3: rainfall each year is Nevada. They received ten inches total.
Speaker 1: Part desert there. I should have gone with that one,
Speaker 1: so Paul.
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Speaker 4: Girlfriend is gonna love it?
Speaker 7: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Perfect?
Speaker 1: Does your girlfriend love the movie ALF two?
Speaker 10: I think so?
Speaker 3: Maybe the first.
Speaker 1: I mean he's never watched it with her because he's
Speaker 1: only seen it twice.
Speaker 3: And he won't watch it with her because two is
Speaker 3: the max, so she has to watch her by Hey, Paul,
Speaker 3: thanks for being on with us, okay, or thanks for
Speaker 3: having me. Yeah, we'll be back to the Windbrooks Block
Speaker 3: same time tomorrow, Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.