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Speaker 6: earthency of doing something with your life, of getting started
Speaker 6: today of stopping the procrastination and putting it off, and
Speaker 6: waiting on all your ducks to line up in a row,
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Speaker 6: See a lot of people just sit around and go man,
Speaker 6: I don't know. And something always happening to you. You're
Speaker 6: always getting a break, You're always doing this. You always
Speaker 6: doing man, do nothing come my way. Listen to me.
Speaker 6: If nothing ever comes your way. You know why that is,
Speaker 6: it's because you're not doing anything. I promise you you're
Speaker 6: not here's a deal. God has all these blessings he
Speaker 6: wants to send you, but you got to give him
Speaker 6: something to work with. Now, come on, God will bless you.
Speaker 6: God can touch people's hearts on your behalf. He can
Speaker 6: move situations around for you. He can align the stars.
Speaker 6: He can set the ducks up in the row. But
Speaker 6: align the stars and move people around, and touch people's
Speaker 6: hearts and set the ducks.
Speaker 1: Up in the row.
Speaker 6: For what have you put forth any effort? Have you
Speaker 6: made a single step in any direction to do the
Speaker 6: right thing or go the right way? That g give
Speaker 6: him something to put his finger on. Come on, man,
Speaker 6: God can only bless you according to your faith. If
Speaker 6: you have a little bit of faith, give him that.
Speaker 6: Let him work with that. You know, man, I didn't
Speaker 6: always start with these speeches.
Speaker 1: You hear in the morning.
Speaker 7: Now.
Speaker 6: I ain't always had these. I grew to these. I
Speaker 6: stumbled my way to these. I messed up my way
Speaker 6: to these. Here, I got it wrong so many times
Speaker 6: to be able to sound like I got some sense,
Speaker 6: I said it often. Failure is a wonderful teacher. Do
Speaker 6: you know how many times I have had to have
Speaker 6: failed to have what I have in my head today.
Speaker 6: I'm telling you, man, it's a process. People get mad
Speaker 6: at the process. You got to do something to give
Speaker 6: God something to work with. He'll bless you. But what
Speaker 6: you want me to bless If you ain't putting forth
Speaker 6: any effort, you can get blessed from wherever you are
Speaker 6: in your life, wherever your starting point is, wherever you
Speaker 6: find yourself wound up, you can get it back from there.
Speaker 6: I've done it, man, by the grace of God, I've
Speaker 6: done it. I got over man, I learned some things
Speaker 6: along the way. Because here's the deal. As long as
Speaker 6: God keeps waking you up in the morning, he ain't
Speaker 6: through with you yet.
Speaker 1: When he's done, you're done.
Speaker 6: But if God still has a plan for you you
Speaker 6: wake up in the morning, he still got some more
Speaker 6: work for you to do. You wake up in the morning.
Speaker 6: So if you keep waking up, man, it's something that
Speaker 6: God wants from you, would love to have from you,
Speaker 6: and he can work with you, man, if you just
Speaker 6: walk towards him a little bit.
Speaker 1: Here's the deal.
Speaker 6: I know it's hard for the average person to start
Speaker 6: because the fear of the unknown is incredible. What if
Speaker 6: I fail, What if I don't get picked. You know,
Speaker 6: one of the hardest things I ever did was walking
Speaker 6: in to quit my job.
Speaker 1: Oh man, let me tell you about that day when
Speaker 1: I decided that I.
Speaker 6: Was gonna be a full time comedian after winning an
Speaker 6: amateur night one time, quitting your job following going for
Speaker 6: it despite all the nay says, it's like stepping off
Speaker 6: a cliff. It's like actually just walking off the edge
Speaker 6: of a cliff, hoping, hoping.
Speaker 1: Now not really knowing, but hoping.
Speaker 6: Hoping is the bad basis of faith. I stepped off
Speaker 6: that cliff hoping that my parachute would open and allow
Speaker 6: me to drift down.
Speaker 1: See.
Speaker 6: I've never scott dived before, but I would imagine part
Speaker 6: of the thrill. And I don't know this because I'm
Speaker 6: not going to scot Dive to find out. I think
Speaker 6: part of the thrill for people is the danger part
Speaker 6: of throwing yourself out a plane and how it feels
Speaker 6: to be free falling, but the whole time they're free falling,
Speaker 6: having this exhilarating, over the top moment.
Speaker 1: You have got to.
Speaker 6: Believe, in your heart of hearts, you have got the
Speaker 6: hope with everything in you that when you pull this cord,
Speaker 6: the shoot opens or else.
Speaker 1: This ain't a good move at all.
Speaker 6: But you've packed your shoot yourself, You've taken the lessons,
Speaker 6: so you go ahead and you make the leap. Now,
Speaker 6: the only thing about quitting your job and following your
Speaker 6: dream is you ain't really been trained all that good
Speaker 6: for this. You done packed your shoot, but you ain't
Speaker 6: never opened it before. So I walked off this cliff,
Speaker 6: That's what it was like. And you following your dreamers
Speaker 6: like you walking off a cliff. Here's the part where
Speaker 6: people don't never make the jump. They see somebody like
Speaker 6: myself who jumped off the cliff and the past chute
Speaker 6: don't open right away, and I hit a couple of
Speaker 6: rocks on the way down.
Speaker 1: I got my back cut up pretty bad.
Speaker 6: They see that three years living in a car, man,
Speaker 6: he got it life toe down jumping off that cliff.
Speaker 1: I ain't jumping off that cliff.
Speaker 6: But see what you don't understand is you don't know it,
Speaker 6: but eventually the shoot will open. I'm at the parachute
Speaker 6: opening part of my life. Man were to SHOOTE then
Speaker 6: open and I'm drifting and I'm able to guide my
Speaker 6: chute over to Paris and glide. I've glided over the
Speaker 6: African and seen what it looked like. It's a slow
Speaker 6: ride down. When the pass chute finally opened or and
Speaker 6: my back didn't heel too and the cuts.
Speaker 1: That I had on me, I remember now. I know
Speaker 1: how to stay away from the edge.
Speaker 6: But the Paris chute then opened, and I'm enjoying my
Speaker 6: life for the first time. I'm gliding, but I got
Speaker 6: hit up against the rock. I can see more. I
Speaker 6: get a chance to see more things. I get to
Speaker 6: glide and see more parts of the world. I'm living
Speaker 6: my dream. Your parachute is going to open, but I'll
Speaker 6: tell you one thing for show. It'll never open if
Speaker 6: you don't step off that cliff. You got to step
Speaker 6: off that cliff. God to get the pasachute open for you.
Speaker 6: But you got to jump, baby. That's the hard part,
Speaker 6: ain't it now? Question is the end of this story
Speaker 6: right here today?
Speaker 8: When you jumping, you're listening hard Morning Show.
Speaker 9: Wake Up, Wake up, Friday, Shine. Sit on the edge
Speaker 9: of the bed, thank the man. And then you got
Speaker 9: to get out and get something. It eels a new day.
Speaker 9: It eels Friday. Nothing like Friday. There ain't nothing like Friday.
Speaker 9: I like Friday. But you know sometime Friday, it'd be
Speaker 9: too close to Monday. And really, I really wished the
Speaker 9: weekend started on Thursday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunner. I don't
Speaker 9: know who thought we should all work Fridays a week.
Speaker 9: I think we should do four that's just me though,
Speaker 9: that's just Tommy. Welcome to the ride. Uncle Stevens out today.
Speaker 9: But me and the crew would be holding it down.
Speaker 9: That means me, That means sure. The Strawberry call affair
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Speaker 2: I stretched the thing out top of them on what
Speaker 2: to do, what to do?
Speaker 10: Good morning, it's Friday.
Speaker 11: Off. I like it.
Speaker 2: I like that. Four three man, that's four three. That's
Speaker 2: the beast right then? Wh got going?
Speaker 10: I'm not mad, don't call it.
Speaker 9: If they if they let me just control something, if
Speaker 9: they let me make sure they just make the seisions.
Speaker 9: If I could just I would have y'all lives perfect,
Speaker 9: I swell, would I would have just living living your
Speaker 9: best life?
Speaker 10: What?
Speaker 2: What?
Speaker 11: What? What?
Speaker 12: What?
Speaker 2: Yes?
Speaker 10: Okay?
Speaker 8: All right?
Speaker 2: You know I have all restaurants.
Speaker 9: Everybody gotta have lamb chops, everybody gotta have cavear everybody, cross,
Speaker 9: cround everybody. McDonald's, windy everybody. Everybody gotta have lamb chops
Speaker 9: the cavea wherever I go.
Speaker 2: It's there. You understand I'm saying. Ice cream is damn Yeah, you're.
Speaker 7: Gonna be if you controlled everything ice.
Speaker 2: Cream fact, the world would be.
Speaker 13: Yes you in McDonald's. Let me get a double cheeseburger, caveat.
Speaker 9: Thing and it's it's the double cheeseburger for me though,
Speaker 9: it's the double.
Speaker 8: That's my face, okay.
Speaker 9: And whoever makes the ice cream machine at McDonald y'all
Speaker 9: need to why they always broken?
Speaker 2: Oh come on, let's work on that.
Speaker 10: We pull up that like we don't know they broke.
Speaker 10: We know it's broke.
Speaker 13: Yeah, we mean the drive through, we know it, but
Speaker 13: we anyway anyway, just.
Speaker 8: To hear them tell you it's broken, okay.
Speaker 9: Or when you roll up to the menu outside it's
Speaker 9: it's a sticker on that saying the eye the shake
Speaker 9: machine is broken as well as the ice cream machine.
Speaker 10: I love.
Speaker 8: But the fries are on point though, aren't they.
Speaker 10: I get them every time?
Speaker 8: Yes, delicious.
Speaker 9: I know people that just eat the fries, no burgers,
Speaker 9: no nothing, just we got it down, Yes, so it
Speaker 9: is the beginning for me. This is a Virginia Beach, Baby,
Speaker 9: Virginia Beach all weekend, not all week in Virginia Beach Friday, Saturday, Sunday.
Speaker 9: I am doing a fundraiser in DC is comedy along
Speaker 9: with Go Go. You understand it, man, Okay, boy that
Speaker 9: by doing that boy doing big things.
Speaker 8: Man, all right, we'll tell ya.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna tell you what the fundraiser is a little
Speaker 2: later in the show.
Speaker 7: All right, okay, all right, Gosha, all right, Well, coming
Speaker 7: up at thirty two minutes after the hour, we'll hear
Speaker 7: you again from a nephew as he runs that prank back.
Speaker 2: Stupid is on the way.
Speaker 8: We'll get into it right after this stupid.
Speaker 7: You're listening Hardy Morning show. It is time now for
Speaker 7: the nephew to run that prank back. What you got
Speaker 7: for his nephew this.
Speaker 9: Right here is give the drama song. We don't get
Speaker 9: a druma song, cat Dog. If you would.
Speaker 11: Hello, I'm trying to rach Richie. Hi, Richie, how you doing?
Speaker 11: You the drummer for the for the band.
Speaker 14: You're saying, you're saying quick at this all right?
Speaker 11: And you also the guy that that you man, you're
Speaker 11: the manager of the band? T right?
Speaker 14: Correct?
Speaker 11: Correct? Correct? All right, all right, we want to book
Speaker 11: you guys for I think it's gonna be in February.
Speaker 11: All right, yeah, yeah, I mean my name is Carter.
Speaker 11: They told you I's gonna be calling I think so.
Speaker 14: Yeah.
Speaker 11: Okay, let's tell you what. We're gonna go through a
Speaker 11: little check minus list here. Make sure we on the
Speaker 11: same page, and we got everything's gonna be good that night.
Speaker 11: But I hear you, guys, you got I'll tell you something.
Speaker 11: You guys come highly recommended. You know that, don't you.
Speaker 14: I appreciate that, we know that we were the best
Speaker 14: out there.
Speaker 11: Yeah, it's all good.
Speaker 14: It sounds all good, sounds perfect.
Speaker 11: All right. Now let's talk about money, because that's always
Speaker 11: the most crucial thing to talk about. Now you guys,
Speaker 11: sounds good. Uh, you guys are supposed to be What
Speaker 11: about what thirty five hundred for? When I I understand? Correct?
Speaker 2: All right?
Speaker 11: How many how many hours do I get you to
Speaker 11: thirty five hundred? So? What time is starting that we're
Speaker 11: gonna start that We're gonna start seven probably seven thirty,
Speaker 11: you know, get that. Get that thing jumping off about
Speaker 11: seven thirty. I think that's gonna be good.
Speaker 14: Yeah, we can play till like I guess put out
Speaker 14: ten o'clock seven.
Speaker 11: Thirty ten, I'm correct. Yeah, I'm gonna pay you something.
Speaker 11: They not gonna get going good till about ten. So
Speaker 11: I'm gonna say I'm gonna say this to you right now.
Speaker 11: You think you guys should probably go to midnight maybe
Speaker 11: twelve thirty if I if I make that thing a
Speaker 11: nine five.
Speaker 14: Thousand dollars, sounds good to me. We could definitely work
Speaker 14: with that.
Speaker 11: You can work with that.
Speaker 14: Yeah, yeah, well we'll accommodate. It's gonna be an awesome party.
Speaker 11: We're gonna we're gonna bring fit. Okay, all right, we
Speaker 11: got that out of way. I'll tell you what I think.
Speaker 11: The main thing that we haven't gone over is we
Speaker 11: haven't gone over the songs. And that's what's that's what's
Speaker 11: gonna be important for this showdown. Now you you can
Speaker 11: you got a pen and a pant, you can write
Speaker 11: this down?
Speaker 14: Yeah, yeah, yeah, I write it down, all right, down,
Speaker 14: get a second, go ahead?
Speaker 11: You got all right? Yeah?
Speaker 14: Yeah, I got all right, buddy.
Speaker 11: I just want to be clear you guys, when you
Speaker 11: go when you guys go do gigs. You do have
Speaker 11: people that want certain uh songs that I ride a wrong.
Speaker 14: Yeah, usually yeah, if you got a quest, definitely let
Speaker 14: us know we can commodate.
Speaker 11: All right, all right, well well here we go, uh,
Speaker 11: here we go. I want you to write this down.
Speaker 11: I got I got some that we gotta make sure
Speaker 11: this is gonna be doing the hide of the party.
Speaker 11: Here we go. Okay, friends in low Places by Garth Brooks, Right,
Speaker 11: can't a scene whiskey, that's Chris Stapleton, you know that. Okay,
Speaker 11: not time to part, that's Jason all things.
Speaker 14: Hold off for a second. Is that country music?
Speaker 11: That's well, that's that's that's that's that's everything we gonna
Speaker 11: do every time you go do that?
Speaker 14: Said, yeah, bro, I gotta tell you right now man,
Speaker 14: R and B that's our specialty. Did you not know
Speaker 14: that you know what I'm saying when we play an
Speaker 14: R and B.
Speaker 11: He did not know that. All I know is you
Speaker 11: guys come highly recommend they tell me. You guys can
Speaker 11: say anything in the world. All I know is I
Speaker 11: won't get gun country. I want some gun cruntry music
Speaker 11: going on.
Speaker 14: Right, I know that. But you know our specialty is
Speaker 14: an R and B. That's our specialty. You know what
Speaker 14: I'm saying. It's not like we're trained monkeys where we
Speaker 14: could just learn something new last mint like that.
Speaker 11: You know what I'm saying, Let's let's get let's get one.
Speaker 11: Let's get one thing. Understand you're the person that's said monkey,
Speaker 11: ain't yo know?
Speaker 14: I'm just no, and you know that we're an R
Speaker 14: and B band. That's our big thing. That's what we
Speaker 14: promote ourselves at.
Speaker 11: Let me ask you something something do you not? Do
Speaker 11: you not want to make the five thounsand knowledge that
Speaker 11: you and I have already negotiated.
Speaker 14: I don't like being disrespected though. You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 11: No, No, nobody's disrespecting you. And you're just like we're
Speaker 11: R and B bad. We don't see the country.
Speaker 14: You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 11: Hang on here, Richie, you got something his country music.
Speaker 14: I have no problem with country music. It's just that
Speaker 14: we have a full horn section, which doesn't really work
Speaker 14: with country music. You know what I'm saying. We play
Speaker 14: R and D. It's not our genre.
Speaker 11: Well I got how got what year used to doing?
Speaker 11: But if I don't hear uh, let me see your girnner,
Speaker 11: Oh my cole swim. They all didn't didn't that. It
Speaker 11: ain't gonna work for me. I gotta get that. I
Speaker 11: gotta get slow burned by Tim Heaps. I gotta get
Speaker 11: all my rooty friends who coming over by. I ain't Williams.
Speaker 14: I mean that, Yo, you know what Wnny Wait, wait,
Speaker 14: wait wait.
Speaker 11: Kevin over at the Money is telling him me that
Speaker 11: you guys can sing anything in the world. And I
Speaker 11: know you ain't telling anything that. Kevin's line. You don't
Speaker 11: sit here and tell me you can't play none of
Speaker 11: these songs. I want you to get on the stage
Speaker 11: and sing these songs that we won't go. We ain't
Speaker 11: got time to find another group. Everybody.
Speaker 14: I don't get about your stupid party. You know what
Speaker 14: I'm saying. You came to us to play music.
Speaker 11: And then we told you what we do right now,
Speaker 11: you know, right now, I feel like I feel like
Speaker 11: we had a stand off at them. Okayer Rail.
Speaker 14: All right, all right, let me let me talk to
Speaker 14: my band, all right, because this is going this is
Speaker 14: going unnecessary too far. You know what I'm saying. Maybe
Speaker 14: we could make it work, all right.
Speaker 11: Let me let me ask you something. Is Drey the
Speaker 11: bass player? Yeah? Correct? Okay? Can I tell you something
Speaker 11: about Drey?
Speaker 14: What about him?
Speaker 11: Drey got me to play phone call you. This is
Speaker 11: nif you taught me from the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Baby,
Speaker 11: you just got pranked by your boy in the band, Dre.
Speaker 14: Damn, damn damn.
Speaker 11: Oh okay, I gotta ask you something, man. What is
Speaker 11: the baddest and I mean the baddest radio show in
Speaker 11: the land.
Speaker 14: Steve Harvey Morning Show.
Speaker 7: All right, nephew? Coming up next, it is asked the
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Speaker 14: But why did you.
Speaker 11: Think of that?
Speaker 9: Carlo the don't take all that the drow it, don't
Speaker 9: take all.
Speaker 10: That drawing off. I't ever heard people?
Speaker 8: Oh you haven't. Yeah.
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Speaker 7: about all of these stories coming up at the top
Speaker 7: of the hour, but right now it is time to
Speaker 7: ask the Riddlo and Junior.
Speaker 8: This one's from Vonda in Toronto.
Speaker 7: Vonda writes, my husband and my side dude sat together
Speaker 7: at brunch and my side dude kept making.
Speaker 8: These little jokes.
Speaker 7: No, my husband didn't catch on, thank goodness, and going forward,
Speaker 7: should I end things with this dude?
Speaker 8: Do you think he will end up blowing our cover?
Speaker 2: Yes?
Speaker 11: Yes?
Speaker 2: What is he over there talking to him? Fuck?
Speaker 9: Why is he in sitting at the same table. That's stupid. Yes,
Speaker 9: shut it down, Shut it down before he blow it up.
Speaker 9: And the spot done got hot. It's been to blow up.
Speaker 9: So if you didn't have had your warning, so you
Speaker 9: might as well exit out now before you mess something up.
Speaker 9: Over there just running his damn mile and dropping little
Speaker 9: little little hints and stuff. He's so stupid. He's a
Speaker 9: stupid You're supposed to be on mute, fool. Go ahead, Junior,
Speaker 9: Now the crazy part. By the time you don't even
Speaker 9: know how to cheat.
Speaker 15: You don't even know how you want at the table
Speaker 15: with your husband and your side.
Speaker 10: Dude, I know this ain't right.
Speaker 8: I know that, but we know it's not right.
Speaker 15: Yeah, he just made the statements, and you're okay with it.
Speaker 15: The statements he's making, you just made. He's just making
Speaker 15: the statements.
Speaker 2: You know.
Speaker 10: I like her to.
Speaker 11: That.
Speaker 2: Den is supposed to be over.
Speaker 9: It's supposed to beg Yeah, we finish, get our food
Speaker 9: to go, Babe, I'm not going to where we're not
Speaker 9: eating with him?
Speaker 8: Was he saying, Junior?
Speaker 10: Yeah, I like her too. Yeah a man.
Speaker 8: Moving on to dangerous, Yeah, it really is.
Speaker 10: It is.
Speaker 15: You know your birthmark too. They both know you were
Speaker 15: your birthmarking.
Speaker 7: Moving on to Katrice and Potomac, Katrese writes, I have
Speaker 7: three men on my roster that fulfill different needs in
Speaker 7: my life. Dating three men at the same time is
Speaker 7: a lot of fun, but I have a hard time
Speaker 7: scheduling sex and some days they overlap. I need advice
Speaker 7: on how to set up my schedules so I won't
Speaker 7: be stressed.
Speaker 2: You need that's what you need to do.
Speaker 10: You know you ain't judged what you're.
Speaker 9: Doing way too much, too much. That's a lot. That's
Speaker 9: a lot. Calling that's a lot. Now they overlapping, that's
Speaker 9: a lot.
Speaker 10: Now if a man wrote in and.
Speaker 7: Exactly, you know, go ahead, boy. She said it was
Speaker 7: a lot of fun though, that's what she said.
Speaker 16: So nephew, you week.
Speaker 9: Alright, So here we go. All right, you're trying to
Speaker 9: work this side. Let's just sa if we're gonna be
Speaker 9: stupid with you, let me see. All right, start, somebody
Speaker 9: got to be the breakfast person. Okay, all right, that's
Speaker 9: from eight to twelve. All right, well, well, well that's
Speaker 9: on Monday eight to eleven because you're gonna need that
Speaker 9: hour to get ready for lunch.
Speaker 2: Here, come to lust do it in a minute. We're
Speaker 2: trying not to overlap. All right.
Speaker 11: Eight.
Speaker 2: I don't know if do you want to work or
Speaker 2: do you want the three million?
Speaker 8: Which you want? You can't do it all.
Speaker 9: You can't do it all now, all right, so eight
Speaker 9: to eleven, that's that's that's one guy. We're gonna call
Speaker 9: it the breakfast dude. Now here come the other dudes.
Speaker 9: Let's get you a little hour and a half. You're
Speaker 9: gonna need a nap because it's so twelve thirty. Here
Speaker 9: come the other dude. We're gonna do him twelve thirty
Speaker 9: to three, run into her late lunch. Okay now, and
Speaker 9: please shower in between it. Anyway, that's the three ideas.
Speaker 9: That's till three. Now I'm gonna get you a nice
Speaker 9: little break after three and we're gonna do this other dude.
Speaker 9: That's seven thirty, So I got you a nice little
Speaker 9: break right now. Okay, okay, that's seven thirty two by
Speaker 9: and we're gonna go to ten now. Yeah, I recommend
Speaker 9: you work in the late night shift so you can
Speaker 9: work living the seven. Now you back up, and you
Speaker 9: ready to roll around again?
Speaker 2: See what I'm saying?
Speaker 8: Uh huh?
Speaker 2: Do you have a job.
Speaker 9: If you have a job, I'd rather you work at
Speaker 9: you know, late night shift. That way you can, you
Speaker 9: know you can. You can keep rolling these straight like
Speaker 9: you want to roll them. But that's what she wants. Yes,
Speaker 9: she ought to be tired. Ain't you tired listening to it?
Speaker 9: For all these people?
Speaker 10: Exhausted?
Speaker 11: What you got?
Speaker 8: She needs to set a person so she won't be that.
Speaker 10: I'm tired, listen, I'm with time.
Speaker 2: I'm tired.
Speaker 15: It's a lot, it's a lot you're doing when he's
Speaker 15: starting with sex is overlapping.
Speaker 8: Way too well, you being way too judging here, we.
Speaker 10: Note the seconds overlapping.
Speaker 7: All right, we're gonna move on to Jesselyn in Miami.
Speaker 7: Jesselyn says, I'm married. I married to an older man,
Speaker 7: and I cook Cuban food all the time. I overheard
Speaker 7: him tell his brother that I'm trying to kill him
Speaker 7: because my food food is too spicy. Why couldn't he
Speaker 7: tell me that my food is giving him heartburn? Should
Speaker 7: I ask him about this?
Speaker 2: Oh? Baby, he just didn't want to hurt your feelings,
Speaker 2: that's all. That's all.
Speaker 9: But you're gonna have to bag up on that red
Speaker 9: pepper and that in them halloweenos. You're gonna have to
Speaker 9: back up all but you're about to take the man
Speaker 9: in the summer. But just bag down. He just didn't
Speaker 9: want to hurt your feelings. He didn't want you to know.
Speaker 9: But he is a little concerned. Okay, that's all, that's all.
Speaker 9: Just back off the pepper. I mean, you use it
Speaker 9: too much, damn pepper. That's all it is.
Speaker 10: Junior shit, fla sick. I'll get you some heartburn medicine.
Speaker 10: That's it. Jane is not cooking it. Prow sick.
Speaker 2: I'll get you. Do you have experience.
Speaker 10: Heartburn? Hartburn winning prow sick at a commercial? You got out.
Speaker 8: Just one food though.
Speaker 9: It ain't just one food, just a bunch of food
Speaker 9: with a lot of heat to it. That's a that's
Speaker 9: a lot of that's a lot of spice, baby a
Speaker 9: black pepper, Jillopenia, white pepper.
Speaker 8: They killing, Thank you and Junior coming up next.
Speaker 2: Sugar pepper, sugar pepper, even her sweet dove.
Speaker 7: Hot Lord Entertainment news for you coming up next.
Speaker 8: You're listening. Morning show.
Speaker 7: The TNC caught up with Jada Pinkett Smith. She was
Speaker 7: leaving the iHeart Studios in New York and TMZ asked
Speaker 7: her about the Will Smith and Dwayne Martin sex rumor,
Speaker 7: and Jada yelled out, quote, we're suing uh And she
Speaker 7: got into the sprint van to leave.
Speaker 10: We So what did you say?
Speaker 2: I'm weird?
Speaker 8: Weird like we are?
Speaker 10: She said, we swing, we swing.
Speaker 7: She got into the sprinter van to leave after she
Speaker 7: said that. And the rep for Will Smith has denied
Speaker 7: the rumor, and so did Jada in a recent radio interview.
Speaker 8: So this is a terrible terrible rumor what do you
Speaker 8: guys think?
Speaker 2: I mean, this is terrible.
Speaker 9: She just gives me mixed emotion. Not now she she
Speaker 9: pu or not back on his side? I mean, what
Speaker 9: is what is going on now? You now you defending wheel?
Speaker 9: You know it was last week? It was what was
Speaker 9: it last week? We we we've been we've been separated,
Speaker 9: We've been this now you overheard.
Speaker 2: It's just it's a lot. You just got to make
Speaker 2: up your man. I'm just.
Speaker 9: We're taking I don't know who we I don't know
Speaker 9: how in the lawsuit anybody said nothing by her.
Speaker 2: I don't know how she in it.
Speaker 8: I think she's supporting him through this.
Speaker 2: Now we're supporting it now.
Speaker 15: Yeah, this is saying time them kids become so confused.
Speaker 15: Follow and Jane don't know what to believe no more
Speaker 15: because this is terrible's he's only human.
Speaker 13: It's all so much in Yeah, this is not I
Speaker 13: really hate this.
Speaker 10: We're back at the tape again.
Speaker 2: Is it red?
Speaker 10: They might want to change the color on it. They
Speaker 10: need they might put another color, might need to be
Speaker 10: blue because we're just not working all right.
Speaker 7: Moving on to Balenciaga, the designer. Well, they made the
Speaker 7: skirt from a cotton bath towel.
Speaker 2: Yep.
Speaker 8: Now imagine how men, you guys, you know.
Speaker 7: How you get out of the shower and put your
Speaker 7: bath towel around your waist?
Speaker 8: You know you do that right?
Speaker 2: Right right?
Speaker 8: I'm looking at what the skirt looks like and it is.
Speaker 7: Selling for a record nine hundred and twenty five dollars.
Speaker 8: That's almost one thousand dollars for bath towel.
Speaker 9: What I don't see nothing different by this time then
Speaker 9: the times I get at that, I get at Target,
Speaker 9: I just don't see nothing different by every time I
Speaker 9: swipe and see this time because I liked my Target
Speaker 9: Toile and I don't see nothing different about this time
Speaker 9: from Targetile and Target Toile be far about thirty party dollars.
Speaker 9: I'm trying to understand. But this nine hundred dollar time,
Speaker 9: I don't.
Speaker 2: I don't. I don't see the different.
Speaker 7: Skirt though, too. And you know this is craziness. As
Speaker 7: you can imagine, it's a.
Speaker 9: Better way to drive off. Sure, it's a better way
Speaker 9: to drive, That's all I'm saying.
Speaker 8: This is fashion. You're going to be walking out.
Speaker 2: No, No, I'm not thinking. I'm not thinking.
Speaker 9: It's for getting out the bad I understand. It's a
Speaker 9: time wrapped around some jeans. I see it, I see,
Speaker 9: I see what they're doing. But I still drive off
Speaker 9: with my tie.
Speaker 2: You got to take you, yeah.
Speaker 15: Timmy, Well yeah, same towel, Tommy, This is Harry Klose.
Speaker 10: Same towel, Tommy, that was yours.
Speaker 8: How much out.
Speaker 7: Get these dollar towels from that's tall you.
Speaker 9: Wall mark the big You gotta get the big one,
Speaker 9: the beach towel. Call you get the big one me
Speaker 9: and wrapped that big one around.
Speaker 10: Us to go to Home Goods. They spending money.
Speaker 8: You could do that.
Speaker 9: Now you could go there. You could go to Marshall's. Yeah,
Speaker 9: ross Rosse.
Speaker 2: Got some nice times.
Speaker 8: You guys buy your own towels.
Speaker 2: We've been in a situation where we had the ball
Speaker 2: on time.
Speaker 8: No, I'm just I'm just wow. I'm proud of you.
Speaker 8: I really am. I'm proud of you.
Speaker 4: You said you can imagine.
Speaker 7: As soon as this bathtowel skirt was released as part
Speaker 7: of Balenciaga Spring twenty twenty four collection, social media trolls
Speaker 7: reed with a lot of negative things to say about
Speaker 7: the skirt and get this. Although it does resemble a
Speaker 7: cotton bath towel. It is made in Italy, and it
Speaker 7: had Italy and it has to be dry cleaned, so
Speaker 7: you can't and the was shirt and the dryer.
Speaker 10: Yeah dollars. I wish I would.
Speaker 9: No, No, we should have put some downy on this
Speaker 9: thing right here. I don't know what they're telling, but
Speaker 9: we put it with their gain. We put it with
Speaker 9: their gain, and back.
Speaker 2: Door with what.
Speaker 7: And while while you're buying the Balinciaga bath towel skirt,
Speaker 7: check out Dior's new skincare line for babies that includes
Speaker 7: a face, hair and body cleansing foam for ninety five dollars,
Speaker 7: cleansing water for ninety five dollars, and a body moisturizer.
Speaker 7: Now this is for babies for one hundred and fifteen dollars.
Speaker 7: Christmas is right around the corner, you know, it's tomorrow.
Speaker 7: The highlight of the collection is the fragrance that was
Speaker 7: created just for babies, and it sells for two hundred
Speaker 7: and thirty dollars for your baby per bottle. It is
Speaker 7: described as an expression of sweetness and an invitation to
Speaker 7: experience the tenderness of childhood.
Speaker 2: No, we're nothing to do this.
Speaker 15: Yeah, the first eight years of my life, John, Yeah,
Speaker 15: well we'll first eight years of my life calling my
Speaker 15: parents and spend two thirty on meet in the first
Speaker 15: eight years. No, they didn't double at least care. They're
Speaker 15: not finna spend too on me.
Speaker 2: Now, let me tell you what we're finna do.
Speaker 9: We're finna put this baby in the sink, cut this
Speaker 9: water on, We're finna put a couple drops of soap
Speaker 9: in there. We're gonna clean this baby up. You understand that. Now,
Speaker 9: when we get that baby out, we're gonna loasen this
Speaker 9: baby down. A little bit of baby or a little
Speaker 9: bit of that cream of nature. We're gonna put that
Speaker 9: on you. Okay, No, Jurgis, I'm sorry cream. Yeah, okay,
Speaker 9: We're gonna take that hair, a little bit of basolinea
Speaker 9: slick this baby down.
Speaker 2: That baby gonna be fine. We're putting the lifers on.
Speaker 9: You gonna going buy your business, going in their front
Speaker 9: room and there and play that's.
Speaker 7: It, smell that baby everything.
Speaker 15: Nope, No, ain't doing that, because what if the baby
Speaker 15: gets sick and she threw up on earth?
Speaker 10: Yeah, they bathe me with a wooden food in the sink.
Speaker 15: I know you after the.
Speaker 7: Hour of the people in Tommy's head have an early
Speaker 7: Christmas treat for us. Oh, we'll find out what that's
Speaker 7: all about right after this. You're listening morning show, all right, Tommy,
Speaker 7: So you have a special treat for us?
Speaker 8: What is it? What is going on now? Well?
Speaker 9: You know the people in my head, they don't have
Speaker 9: a Thanksgiving song.
Speaker 2: They working on that.
Speaker 9: They don't have one, though, but since they do have
Speaker 9: a Christmas song, they have asked me, could we speed
Speaker 9: it up a little bit and play they Christmas song?
Speaker 9: So I want to show them some love, all right,
Speaker 9: I just I promise them. They they're constantly talking to me,
Speaker 9: constantly getting on my nerve. This is Eugene and oatmeal,
Speaker 9: they are constantly So this is Christmas in the hood
Speaker 9: with Eugene and old man Lady.
Speaker 17: Sometimes come.
Speaker 2: For the night old Christmass out through the hood.
Speaker 18: And my boy tried to feel real, bring up down
Speaker 18: hard to keep the real out the Christmas and eating.
Speaker 10: Now you don't I don't know.
Speaker 18: Trouble, don't want no fight, I said, no, same t
Speaker 18: I what to coffee, real brand, who fight?
Speaker 2: Ravehood about it?
Speaker 16: That what I like?
Speaker 18: Mama and the kitchen, got the house and the gold
Speaker 18: and the jails and but now the food wait to
Speaker 18: hit that mac and geese collar greens and black eyed peas.
Speaker 17: Go, come on, we don't take your why so.
Speaker 19: Flash what about the outsco rubisque domul Dutch don Rube
Speaker 19: hold the hoop battleship g I Joe connects fout. But
Speaker 19: wasn't nothing better than a hungry and a clouds man
Speaker 19: a quick tripping and come wait all right, this guy's
Speaker 19: first one color bigger.
Speaker 2: Than a tower.
Speaker 4: And it turned out man said, I you.
Speaker 19: Take my by rude out dancer, prince a bix and
Speaker 19: the ugly matter outbet of mind.
Speaker 2: It's fitting it.
Speaker 19: And I bet I get get on my waitless because
Speaker 19: I'll be damn at your SPI my Christmas.
Speaker 8: I wor.
Speaker 16: You Saint Jerry, you can't say.
Speaker 2: Say about y'all had had it was.
Speaker 4: Three minutes now, I said, three where roads?
Speaker 11: Gay?
Speaker 2: Okay?
Speaker 11: What I do?
Speaker 2: What did you just got to? What did you just say?
Speaker 10: Classic?
Speaker 17: Wow?
Speaker 2: You're in the spirit yet I want a hunger hipole.
Speaker 10: Now, hey, play the game, all right?
Speaker 8: Coming up next, Boys to Men has a new surprise
Speaker 8: jingle for us. Right after this. You're listening.
Speaker 7: Morning show, all right, So do you guys all remember
Speaker 7: it was about twenty five years ago.
Speaker 8: I guess when Chili's Restaurant came.
Speaker 7: Out with that catchy jingle I won my baby ba
Speaker 7: baby bag baby back.
Speaker 8: Remember that baby baby.
Speaker 2: It was a hit.
Speaker 8: Everyone loved it right well.
Speaker 7: Back then, the members of a Boys to Men said
Speaker 7: that they were often asked if they sang that jingle
Speaker 7: because they were known for doing a cappella hits. Right well,
Speaker 7: they didn't sing the original baby back Ribs jingle, but
Speaker 7: recently Boys to Men got together to produce a brand
Speaker 7: new jingle. Check out the new Boys to Men version
Speaker 7: and let me know what you think. Take a look
Speaker 7: my baby back.
Speaker 20: Man one, my bababy baby.
Speaker 2: That could be that baby, that can be that baby.
Speaker 10: Baby bagger.
Speaker 12: Baby, He's baby back ahead, back ahead, what okay, okay, okay, okay,
Speaker 12: I'm in lying that chill is no.
Speaker 15: Baby going today going to and eat ribs and I
Speaker 15: want some Yes, you boys still got it, man, God's harmony.
Speaker 10: That's what kind of talent they can see?
Speaker 8: Miss you baby poison him in with your baby ribs.
Speaker 10: But did you get the visual? Did you see one gay?
Speaker 21: Yeah?
Speaker 13: I say one run sh all yeah yeah yeah, you
Speaker 13: can get sewing really good.
Speaker 9: Really, they could do a whole food album. You know,
Speaker 9: they could do five fines, they could do they could
Speaker 9: just do the whole thing, Mickey be. They could just
Speaker 9: do the whole.
Speaker 2: Made that worked for me. Yeah, that was.
Speaker 10: Sound good, Nathan one. Yeah, oh man, the classic.
Speaker 16: Hear it again.
Speaker 8: You won't want to hear it again.
Speaker 2: I would love to.
Speaker 10: Yes play again.
Speaker 9: Let's do it.
Speaker 20: On my baby back one, my baby bad one, my
Speaker 20: baby baby.
Speaker 17: I believe that.
Speaker 2: Could be that baby that can be back baby back Katy,
Speaker 2: that baby ba.
Speaker 12: Baby backer in that chill baby backer in. Yeah, really
Speaker 12: he's baby back a head shill let baby back ready.
Speaker 2: Man, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I today we're going here
Speaker 2: Jack and me and Jack can making a love of
Speaker 2: that thing right now. I'm just trying to tell you.
Speaker 15: That thirty seconds for I realize they talked about rims. Second,
Speaker 15: I even talking about a woman.
Speaker 9: Now we want we've in the dimming lights and put
Speaker 9: on and put on baby you watch out, watch out.
Speaker 14: Wow.
Speaker 11: Great.
Speaker 8: Yeah, it was with thisss boys to men. They used
Speaker 8: to have a hit every day.
Speaker 13: It is like residency too. I'm not sure, but they're
Speaker 13: one of those scripts seconds.
Speaker 8: They did have, Yeah, they did one.
Speaker 10: Yeah, okay, come over at the video.
Speaker 11: Again.
Speaker 10: He said I want my baby bag. I thought he
Speaker 10: was talking about a woman.
Speaker 16: That's what I did.
Speaker 7: But now, Junior, now you I know you love Jodas
Speaker 7: and everything, but you know, back then it was kind
Speaker 7: of a little rivalry between Boys to Men and Joe
Speaker 7: to see.
Speaker 8: Back in the day it was.
Speaker 15: But you know what, Chirley, I went to chili All
Speaker 15: my dates was at Chili's, the two for twenty.
Speaker 10: I'll tell you it was serious. I was winning.
Speaker 8: Now what Yes, you made it.
Speaker 10: IM going today, Tommy, We're going to We're going.
Speaker 8: Today, baby Ribs.
Speaker 2: That was awesome right there? Are they using that? Are
Speaker 2: they using that Chili's?
Speaker 8: Yeah? Yeah they need to?
Speaker 7: All right, thank you Boys to Men for that treat.
Speaker 7: And coming up next, we have the Nephew with today's
Speaker 7: prank phone call. Right after this, you're listening morning show
Speaker 7: coming up at about four minutes after the hour. It
Speaker 7: is my strawberry letter for today and the subject is
Speaker 7: a small bottle of prosecco and.
Speaker 8: A straw.
Speaker 10: Delicious.
Speaker 7: That's what today's strawberry letters subject is. We'll get into
Speaker 7: that and find out what that's all about in just
Speaker 7: a few because right now it is time for the
Speaker 7: nephew and today's prank phone call.
Speaker 8: What you got for us an act?
Speaker 9: Well, let me ask y'all something before we drop this one.
Speaker 9: You know, there's always a recall on certain things. We've
Speaker 9: heard about cars being recalled. We've heard about appliances being
Speaker 9: to call, yeah, toys being unsafe, even food being a recall.
Speaker 9: And but today it's it's a little something different, folks.
Speaker 9: This right here is condom recall. Anybody women know?
Speaker 10: Mohu?
Speaker 9: I mean y'all with me with the calls and the
Speaker 9: toys and classes. Y'all was right there with me. But
Speaker 9: as soon as I give y'all the title, now no
Speaker 9: one is with me. But see, this is why pranking
Speaker 9: ain't for everybody, right because nobody want to roll with
Speaker 9: ca dog give you would were going on in there
Speaker 9: wit at condom recall.
Speaker 11: Hello, I'm trying to reach a I believe it's Mark Davison.
Speaker 11: Oh yes, yes, he's not here now, Well, this is uh,
Speaker 11: this is Arry. I work here. I'm the manager here
Speaker 11: at once. Is he gonna be Is he gonna be
Speaker 11: home time soon? When he can maybe give me a
Speaker 11: call I can chat with him.
Speaker 15: Yeah.
Speaker 22: Sure, I mean he's back with a little an hour.
Speaker 14: So what's going on.
Speaker 11: Uh, Well, we got a transaction here that he made
Speaker 11: on Friday of last week, and basically what's going on
Speaker 11: is we've had a bad batch of condoms and there's
Speaker 11: actually a condom recall. This was a credit card transaction,
Speaker 11: So we're trying our best to reach out and get
Speaker 11: as many people as we can and let them know
Speaker 11: that those those condoms are the second So there's a
Speaker 11: recall on the magnum condoms that we've had here at here.
Speaker 11: What we're trying to do is call everybody that has
Speaker 11: purchased someone in the last week. And you know, he
Speaker 11: purchased him on Friday, So what we want to do
Speaker 11: is reach out to him and let.
Speaker 22: Him know to bring those Wait wait wait, I'm sorry.
Speaker 22: So you're saying that Marcus purchased his condoms on Friday.
Speaker 11: Uh the date I have here on this transaction. Man,
Speaker 11: since Friday, he's last week. Yes, ma'am, we don't even
Speaker 11: use them.
Speaker 22: But for the fact that you have called me talking
Speaker 22: about that, my husband is common rapt Friday when we
Speaker 22: don't even use them at all. I'm so upset. Right now, Okay,
Speaker 22: you know what.
Speaker 11: Hold on, I'm going to call him right now with
Speaker 11: few ways you have to get the hang on, Hang
Speaker 11: on a second. Would you rather give me his seale
Speaker 11: and I give him a call and let him know
Speaker 11: what's going on? Could you just give me his number?
Speaker 22: Oh no, no, no, no no no, I'm calling him
Speaker 22: myself right now.
Speaker 11: Hold on, what's up?
Speaker 21: I'm about to get him the chair.
Speaker 11: What's that? I'm at the Barbie show. Get in the
Speaker 11: chair right now.
Speaker 22: No, you need to get up and go outside because
Speaker 22: what I'm about to say. You don't want to.
Speaker 11: Talk about this if you people live? Wait what let's wait, okay,
Speaker 11: give me a second, bro, one second? Five minutes.
Speaker 21: What what's going on?
Speaker 2: What's up?
Speaker 11: What's up?
Speaker 18: Well?
Speaker 22: Wait, I'm mean expecting a funny of the folks. First
Speaker 22: of all? So why do I get a phone call
Speaker 22: from like the measure talking about you brought some condoms
Speaker 22: and they would effective that's Friday?
Speaker 21: Wait?
Speaker 11: What?
Speaker 21: Wait?
Speaker 11: What baby?
Speaker 21: What are you talking about? What are you talking?
Speaker 9: What am I talking about?
Speaker 22: You tell me what I'm talking about?
Speaker 11: You tell me what are you talking about?
Speaker 21: Sound crazy?
Speaker 14: I'm trying.
Speaker 22: You know, I'm not crazy.
Speaker 14: I'm not crazy.
Speaker 22: This is real, and tell me what the what's right now?
Speaker 11: Excuse me? Hello? Hello?
Speaker 21: Who who is this on my mind? Who you calling
Speaker 21: me on the phone?
Speaker 11: Who is this?
Speaker 2: Okay?
Speaker 11: Why are you doing your markers? Correct? Who is this?
Speaker 11: I'm Barry? I worked on the general manager at and
Speaker 11: we were calling there.
Speaker 21: Wait, Barby, how you get my number? Why my wife
Speaker 21: called me talking to the straight about a condoms from baby?
Speaker 11: What's what's happening?
Speaker 21: To get to the point, bro, y'all, I'm not crazy.
Speaker 11: Crazy is what's your name? My name is? My name
Speaker 11: is Barry on the general manager here, and basically what
Speaker 11: we have a condom recall and we have your credit
Speaker 11: card that you made a transaction. Uh, this past.
Speaker 21: Very very very What the are you talking about?
Speaker 22: You're gonna try you were talking about?
Speaker 21: Really you are quiet, because you'll be quiet, trying to
Speaker 21: get because this is crazy. I'm trying to get ahead this.
Speaker 11: Okay, So, sir, what it is, we have a transaction
Speaker 11: with your credit card that condoms for purchase. And what's
Speaker 11: happening is those columns are defective, so we're doing a
Speaker 11: recall on all of them. So we're trying to get
Speaker 11: those contents back. We don't want to have very Yes,
Speaker 11: first of all, you made a mistake.
Speaker 21: You couldn't possibly have my credit contract.
Speaker 11: You you really well.
Speaker 21: Hold on, Barry, this is my family. I don't I
Speaker 21: don't play about my family. Then what talking about this?
Speaker 11: I'm stating in sir, this card, this is how we
Speaker 11: got the number to your home where your wife is.
Speaker 11: And we were trying to actually just read. We weren't
Speaker 11: trying to create any problems. We just wanted to let
Speaker 11: you know that the commons were the fact.
Speaker 22: That's right, Marcus, the fact.
Speaker 11: Baby.
Speaker 21: First of all, Baby, you're doing a lot on the
Speaker 21: on the phone in front of Barry. I don't even
Speaker 21: know what's coming from.
Speaker 11: You're doing a lot. We're doing a lot, lit baby,
Speaker 11: right now. We discussed it. We passed this part in
Speaker 11: our relationship.
Speaker 21: I told you that I was done already.
Speaker 11: I told you that very pologize. Listen, well you did
Speaker 11: you did?
Speaker 13: You?
Speaker 11: Were you and wal Greens on Friday of last week? Start.
Speaker 2: I was not with these.
Speaker 11: These were purchased Friday around six o'clock, Friday evening of
Speaker 11: last Mary.
Speaker 21: That's what he wasn't home.
Speaker 22: I mean that much, just very fatidating that he was
Speaker 22: at work doing overtime.
Speaker 21: Right, let's stop what pikes, Barry see you got my listen,
Speaker 21: you got my wife talking zy.
Speaker 11: I mean, what do you where? It is very very yeah,
Speaker 11: this is mom. Baby. I didn't do this, baby, discuss all.
Speaker 21: We don't even use we don't even use baby, we
Speaker 21: don't even use.
Speaker 11: Why at my why would Clary? This was a pack
Speaker 11: of twelve you remember buying a twelve pack of maganues.
Speaker 2: I don't.
Speaker 21: We can said it's a lie? Why you want here?
Speaker 21: Believe in this?
Speaker 11: You know what I mean? I wouldn't about Yeah, Larry,
Speaker 11: I can't believe you're doing this. Wait, hold on, hold on, Arry,
Speaker 11: I didn't do that. I'm here. I didn't do this.
Speaker 21: Then you got to be out of your man calling
Speaker 21: me with this.
Speaker 11: You got you gotta be You gotta be out somebody.
Speaker 11: You're the person that bought the damn time there, you're
Speaker 11: the Wow, you're the person cheating on you. Wow, dude,
Speaker 11: I didn't do this.
Speaker 16: I didn't do this.
Speaker 11: Tommy the one did it.
Speaker 10: It wasn't me.
Speaker 11: Wait what, Babby, I don't know what I'm saying. Tell
Speaker 11: me the one told Tommy told me to call you
Speaker 11: because you're the one bought the common Tommy said, you bought?
Speaker 11: Who is Timmy?
Speaker 23: You tell me from a Steve Harby Morning Show? Y'all
Speaker 23: just got PreK nephew, your sister trench who got me
Speaker 23: to prank?
Speaker 11: Y'all? Oh?
Speaker 21: Man, well, I guess we're gonna be leaving behind at
Speaker 21: the holidays.
Speaker 11: Huh could have been?
Speaker 21: He ain't cashing me out on the phone. You know
Speaker 21: how you know, you know how I feel about truth?
Speaker 11: All right, man, buddy love b y'all, y'all gotta tell
Speaker 11: me this. What is the baddest and I mean the
Speaker 11: baddest radio show this twenty twenty? Keep it?
Speaker 16: Tell me?
Speaker 11: What is? This is?
Speaker 21: Steve Morning?
Speaker 11: Right? Steve?
Speaker 2: What y'all think? Come on? Come on, you play?
Speaker 9: Hey, hey, recall baby, Hey, it happens. It happens to
Speaker 9: a lot of different things. It's just a recall. Don't
Speaker 9: don't get caught up with it. It's all right. These
Speaker 9: people gonna get there, gonna get past this, all right.
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Speaker 7: It is time for the Strawberry Letter, and the subject
Speaker 7: is a small ball of prosecco and a straw we'll
Speaker 7: get into that find out what that's all about.
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Speaker 2: It is Strawberry Letter.
Speaker 7: Thank you nephew. Subject a small bottle of prosecco and
Speaker 7: a straw. Dear Stephen Shirley, my boyfriend and I have
Speaker 7: been dating for nine months. He lives with his mom
Speaker 7: temporarily and his ex girlfriend, Nisi lives with them because
Speaker 7: her house burned down. His mom was the one that
Speaker 7: told me that he and Nissi used to date. After
Speaker 7: he tried to downplay their relationship, my boyfriend said that
Speaker 7: Nissi is his past and I'm his present and future,
Speaker 7: and to prove that he isn't interested in her, he
Speaker 7: started staying with me. Nisi called him on Sunday and
Speaker 7: told him to come home immediately, so he went. He
Speaker 7: was gone for hours, and I kept on calling to
Speaker 7: make sure everything was okay. He never answered me, so
Speaker 7: I went by his mom's house to check on him.
Speaker 7: I knocked and rang the doorbell, and then Nissi eventually
Speaker 7: came to the door. She told me that my boyfriend
Speaker 7: was in his room. It was dark in his room
Speaker 7: and there was a movie playing. I went to the
Speaker 7: other side of his bed to sit next to him,
Speaker 7: and there was a small bottle of prosecco next to
Speaker 7: the bed, and it was still cold and had a
Speaker 7: straw in it. The first thing I asked was whose
Speaker 7: drink it was, so I could see if he was
Speaker 7: going to lie. He said he had planned to drink
Speaker 7: it earlier that day, but he changed his mind. He
Speaker 7: was busted and alie because the bottle was still cold
Speaker 7: and sweating. He kept acting like he was too tired
Speaker 7: to talk, so I said I was going to let
Speaker 7: him a niece, get back to whatever they were, whatever
Speaker 7: they were doing together. He started yelling at me, so
Speaker 7: I left. Monday, he called and said he was very
Speaker 7: sorry and he knows how things must have looked. He
Speaker 7: said he wants me, not her, and he wants me
Speaker 7: to stop accusing him of messing with her.
Speaker 8: What else could it be? Is he telling the truth
Speaker 8: or playing me for a fool? Well, come on, now,
Speaker 8: you know what it is.
Speaker 11: This is what it is.
Speaker 7: You are right to think he's with Nissi because he is.
Speaker 7: Why else would he be over there? I mean, this
Speaker 7: is a classic case of having your cake and eating
Speaker 7: it too. The first thing you need to do is
Speaker 7: get this man out of your house. I mean, you
Speaker 7: said he's living with you, okay, so you need to
Speaker 7: get him out because he doesn't even deserve to be there.
Speaker 7: He needs to be back at his mama's house where
Speaker 7: he is him and Nissi. Okay, he can no longer,
Speaker 7: stay overnight, and all of that, the prosecco next to
Speaker 7: the bed.
Speaker 8: He went out. You call him several times, he stayed
Speaker 8: for hours.
Speaker 7: He was yelling at you because he knew he was
Speaker 7: busted at that moment, and he was trying to make
Speaker 7: you think you were crazy to be questioning him. I said,
Speaker 7: go back to your own house like you started to do,
Speaker 7: and pack up his stuff and have it waiting there
Speaker 7: on the front porch when he gets there.
Speaker 8: Go back to mama and NISSI. Okay, Tommy, what you got?
Speaker 2: What do you see?
Speaker 9: I see everything. I just I don't understand why she
Speaker 9: don't see nothing. That's my problem. Just it's signs everywhere.
Speaker 9: You don't see nothing.
Speaker 2: So nine much.
Speaker 9: You've been dating this man, all right. He'd used to
Speaker 9: live with his mama, and his mama lived with his
Speaker 9: mama lived with his.
Speaker 21: With his X.
Speaker 9: So here's my thing. You went to the house. There's
Speaker 9: some keywords in here. You went to the house, and
Speaker 9: what did you say? Eventually? MEISSI answered the dope. That
Speaker 9: means it took a minute. Don't eventually means somebody finally
Speaker 9: came around and answered the dope. Now, let's get what
Speaker 9: when you walked in this room though you didn't, you didn't.
Speaker 9: It wasn't it wasn't in there as I mean, I mean,
Speaker 9: come on now, he laying there, half way in, halfway
Speaker 9: out of it.
Speaker 2: It ain't in You don't. You don't sense what then
Speaker 2: took place in this room.
Speaker 4: You don't see that.
Speaker 2: You don't see that.
Speaker 11: You don't.
Speaker 2: You don't people know when they walk in the room.
Speaker 2: I know what's been going on in here. I don't.
Speaker 9: I don't get it. I don't get by. You don't
Speaker 9: know that, you don't feel that. That's bothering me. So
Speaker 9: now you're gonna go sit on the edge of the
Speaker 9: bed next to him, and why you ain't pull these
Speaker 9: covers backs? That would have showed you everything that's going
Speaker 9: on in him. If you pull these copas back, you
Speaker 9: will be able to understand everything that's happening.
Speaker 11: Now.
Speaker 9: Now, let's also keep moving too. This was Sunday, you
Speaker 9: say he called you Monday, so he didn't stayed on
Speaker 9: over that when you left, he stayed there. If you
Speaker 9: meant anything to him, wouldn't he have actually come back
Speaker 9: or tried to leave with you?
Speaker 2: Baby?
Speaker 9: Let me try to make you understand. Ain't nothing going
Speaker 9: on with the more. Now he didn't lay down, and
Speaker 9: guess what when you left, he finished his prosecco with
Speaker 9: the straw. Any baby, trust me on this. Okay, I
Speaker 9: already know how this goes. I'm watching this and now
Speaker 9: you got the nerve? What is the question you got?
Speaker 9: Is he telling the truth of playing me for a fool?
Speaker 9: Don't you feel fool?
Speaker 4: Foolish?
Speaker 2: Do you not feel fool? It don't take long to
Speaker 2: feel fool. You feel like a fool. And if you
Speaker 2: continue to fool with this food, you're gonna be the
Speaker 2: fool too.
Speaker 9: I'm just sayings, quit letting him fool you, baby. He
Speaker 9: ain't fooling nobody. He just fooling you. He is the fool,
Speaker 9: and you a fool if you stay with the fool, Hello,
Speaker 9: I just fool out of it?
Speaker 16: Yeah, with me.
Speaker 9: And they drinking prosecco and another thing. I don't know
Speaker 9: how that needs the house burned down. I'm really trying
Speaker 9: to figure that out too. Do anybody know that part?
Speaker 8: Probably another woman, somebody else's man.
Speaker 2: She was miss.
Speaker 9: You need to be careful with Nis, all right, play
Speaker 9: Nissa right? And he's saying, well, who you want fool?
Speaker 9: With but you need to step away from this man.
Speaker 9: This is not the man you won't in your life.
Speaker 10: All right, niece is in control.
Speaker 8: H How the niece's house burned down, We.
Speaker 2: Don't know that part. We have no idea whatever she
Speaker 2: left it out. All we know is some happened in
Speaker 2: that room. We was drinking prosecco. It jumped off. Whatever
Speaker 2: happened in that room was good because that boy.
Speaker 9: Was halfway sleep and now and and and what he
Speaker 9: tried to be a little bit combat when you left.
Speaker 9: He wanted to argue, that's just that's just somebody that.
Speaker 7: Got done throwing her off. Yeah, that's gonna yep, you're right,
Speaker 7: you're right.
Speaker 10: Well, all right.
Speaker 7: Coming up next, we're gonna hear part two of the
Speaker 7: Strawberry Letter. We're gonna hear Junior's response at twenty three
Speaker 7: minutes after uh and today's strawberry letter. Subject is a
Speaker 7: small bottle of prosecco and a straw. We'll get back
Speaker 7: into it right after this.
Speaker 8: You're listening hard Morning show.
Speaker 7: All right, we're gonna recap today's strawberry letter. The subject
Speaker 7: is a small bottle of prosecco and a straw. All right,
Speaker 7: This woman wrote in she's been dating a guy for
Speaker 7: nine months. He lives with his mom, she says, temporarily.
Speaker 7: And guess who else lives there?
Speaker 8: His ex girlfriend.
Speaker 7: Her name is Nissi, and Nissi lives with them because
Speaker 7: her house burned down. And we don't know why niece's
Speaker 7: house burned down, but that's why she's living with her
Speaker 7: ex boyfriend and her ex boyfriend's mom now. His mom
Speaker 7: told the new girlfriend, the woman who wrote the letter,
Speaker 7: that he and Nissi used to date. Okay, because he
Speaker 7: the boyfriend tried to downplay the relationship that he had
Speaker 7: prior with Nissi. You know, all that ain't nothing, That
Speaker 7: ain't nothing, but his mom told her to reel all right,
Speaker 7: so he the boyfriend also said that you know, Nissy's
Speaker 7: in the past, you're my future. Let's forget about that.
Speaker 7: So one Sunday, Nissi called and asked the boyfriend to
Speaker 7: come over there immediately. She said, come home immediately. So
Speaker 7: guess what the boyfriend did. He went over there immediately.
Speaker 7: He was gone for hours. The girlfriend kept calling, trying
Speaker 7: to get in touch with them, make sure everything was okay.
Speaker 7: He never answered. He never answered, so she went over
Speaker 7: there to see what was going on.
Speaker 2: Then Nissi.
Speaker 8: She rang the doorbell. Eventually Nissie came to the door.
Speaker 7: She told her that her boyfriend was in his room. Yeah, eventually, yeah,
Speaker 7: and you know, not right away, not right away. So
Speaker 7: when she went to the room, the girlfriend went in
Speaker 7: the room. He had a bottle of prosecco with a
Speaker 7: straw in it next to the bed. He was acting
Speaker 7: like he was so sleepy he couldn't talk. Now, remember
Speaker 7: this was on Sunday. The first thing she asked was
Speaker 7: whose drink it was, and he said because she wanted
Speaker 7: to see if she would catch him in a lie,
Speaker 7: and she did that. He said he had planned to
Speaker 7: drink it earlier that day, but he didn't. Bottle was cold.
Speaker 7: It was like they just popped it open. So he
Speaker 7: was busting in a lie right there. He kept acting
Speaker 7: like he was too tired, like I said, and uh,
Speaker 7: she said, So you know what, I'm gonna let you
Speaker 7: and Nissi go back to doing whatever you all were
Speaker 7: doing together.
Speaker 8: I left.
Speaker 7: She left, and then the next day he called her
Speaker 7: and said he was so sorry, so and he knows
Speaker 7: how things must have looked. He wants he wants you
Speaker 7: he wants me, not Nissi, and he wants her to
Speaker 7: stop accusing him of messing with Nisi. So the woman
Speaker 7: who wrote the letter wants to know what else could
Speaker 7: it be? Is he telling the truth or playing her
Speaker 7: for a fool? Now, Tommy and I both said, yeah,
Speaker 7: he's playing you for a fool. He's playing you for sure, Junior.
Speaker 2: What do you say?
Speaker 10: My question is, why are we talking about his bottle?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 10: This whole little about prosecco and a straw? Are we
Speaker 10: talking about? First of all? This here's my other problem.
Speaker 10: What grown man lived with his mama and his and
Speaker 10: got a straw? That's it? What's all we talking about?
Speaker 10: A grown man?
Speaker 15: He's sipping our prosecco with a straw. That's the real
Speaker 15: question I get. I can't even I can't get to
Speaker 15: the girlfriend to ask nothing until I get past why
Speaker 15: are you sitting up here lying with a straw in
Speaker 15: your mouth?
Speaker 10: I haven't when the last time time you had a
Speaker 10: straw in your mouth?
Speaker 22: A straw?
Speaker 15: Where where when it has your index finger and your
Speaker 15: thumb met around a straw?
Speaker 10: When the last time you did that? I can't even
Speaker 10: get Come on, this is what we're talking about. Yeah,
Speaker 10: I tell you right now.
Speaker 11: You know what you need to do.
Speaker 10: You need to leave proscco alone. You know what I
Speaker 10: ain't nobody. You need to change your drinking. What I need?
Speaker 10: She changed your drink? You need?
Speaker 15: You know, you don't even need one. You need you need,
Speaker 15: you need to sign it. I feel it, don't don't
Speaker 15: know a bottle of sweating. Don't nobody even ask when
Speaker 15: a decided bottle sweating? Nobody even look at pure light,
Speaker 15: pure life, good water. Don'tbody have asked is that cold?
Speaker 2: Is that cold?
Speaker 10: Who draking that? Nobody even asked these questions. That's what
Speaker 10: you're messing up. You got prosecco in your mama house.
Speaker 16: With a straw.
Speaker 10: Then we're talking about Oh nah no, na, no.
Speaker 15: No, nah, n ain't the problem This prosecco and this
Speaker 15: straw the issue I'm having?
Speaker 10: What is NISSI doing?
Speaker 15: And then hold on you, you questioned if you got
Speaker 15: the question prosecco and a straw, how do you think
Speaker 15: this is a whole relationship?
Speaker 10: How do you think it's a relationship?
Speaker 15: Y'all even got The real issue is the ladies live.
Speaker 15: Your ex girlfriend lived with your mama.
Speaker 10: That's the issue. You're talking about prosecco.
Speaker 8: Her house burned down?
Speaker 10: How I'm with Tommy? How this house burned out and
Speaker 10: you stayed with my mama too?
Speaker 11: You know what?
Speaker 10: Where was these women when I was growing up? That's
Speaker 10: what I mean? Where was these crazy women when.
Speaker 1: I was growing up?
Speaker 10: No, No, everybody want me to be accountable. I got
Speaker 10: to be a relationship. That's what I got to do.
Speaker 10: What I had to do. I had to be a
Speaker 10: whole I had to be a whole boyfriend. He get
Speaker 10: to take a day off, he chooses. Now he got
Speaker 10: prosecco and a straw. No, no, no, sure, it don't
Speaker 10: work like that. It don't work like that. We have
Speaker 10: dream calling, ask you something? What the last time?
Speaker 2: What the last time?
Speaker 10: Calling?
Speaker 2: You've seen?
Speaker 10: You seen Tosh with a straw? Just just pick that up?
Speaker 9: Uh?
Speaker 10: And Chick fil A?
Speaker 2: Now that lemonade? I can straw that.
Speaker 10: Yeah, I can prosecco. Oh he disrespects you. Here's here's
Speaker 10: the party I'm mad at. He disrespects you. He didn't
Speaker 10: even get a wine glass for your ass. He just
Speaker 10: took a straw to the bottle and made you believe it.
Speaker 10: It don't look like this that's this is crazy.
Speaker 2: When you get busted, your volume go up.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, you know what's.
Speaker 11: Wrong with you?
Speaker 21: Are you?
Speaker 8: She needs?
Speaker 16: I'm watching the game.
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Speaker 8: Coming up next to is Junior and Sports Talk. Right
Speaker 8: after this. You're listening Hard Morning Show. It is time
Speaker 8: now for Junior and Sports Talk. What you got Junior?
Speaker 15: Oh, Shirley, come on te man this week eleven man
Speaker 15: NFL Man, I'll Steve at here.
Speaker 10: I need you just picked them.
Speaker 9: Time, I can pick better. If you can pick, write
Speaker 9: mind down. Now I'll come and write them down for you.
Speaker 12: Man.
Speaker 10: Here we go, Stealers. Brown's who you got now?
Speaker 2: Stealers. That's my pred brother over there.
Speaker 10: Oh okay, all right, I know I know this was Titans,
Speaker 10: Jack Wars.
Speaker 2: Who you got Titans?
Speaker 11: What?
Speaker 10: Okay?
Speaker 2: Okay, bet on me, bet on me.
Speaker 15: I'm just telling you on Here we go. Raiders, Dolphins, Oh,
Speaker 15: Dolphins for sure, Cowboys, Cowboys, Panthers.
Speaker 9: Panthers ain't won but one game, and that was in
Speaker 9: Houston Texans. I really don't want to talk about that,
Speaker 9: but I'm going with the Cowboys. Going with them boys.
Speaker 2: You're gonna go to the boys. Okay, here we go.
Speaker 9: Bears, Lions, the Lions boy, Aaron Glenn, a g defensive coach.
Speaker 2: That's my dude, what you're talking about?
Speaker 10: Yes, Detroit Okay, Chargers, Packers, Tommy.
Speaker 2: Chargers Packers, I ain't now it wasn't them doing good. Chargers.
Speaker 2: Go with the Chargers.
Speaker 10: Don't care game, Yeah, yeah, don't care. Here go another
Speaker 10: don't care game. Car Giants Commanders.
Speaker 9: Oh yeah, I go with the Giants though, you really
Speaker 9: okay on call, don't here's gonna time now, sugar beans
Speaker 9: out there playing.
Speaker 2: They might win. You know what I'm saying, La gon
Speaker 2: go for him?
Speaker 15: We go ahead, herego Buccaneers forty nine Ers, Tea forty
Speaker 15: nine Ers, Okay, serious with that one?
Speaker 16: We care?
Speaker 22: Who?
Speaker 15: Yeah, Jets, Bills, Timmon, Bills, Yes, you should beat the Beers. Yeah, Bills, Seahawks, Rams,
Speaker 15: Timmon Ram, Yeah, Seahawks.
Speaker 10: And the Rams.
Speaker 18: Yeah.
Speaker 9: I'm going with the Seahawks. Okay, stay whip me, stay
Speaker 9: whip me. Write them down now, I got you.
Speaker 10: Here we go Vikings, Broncos.
Speaker 2: Russell just been going through.
Speaker 9: I know where Russell was walking out there, I know,
Speaker 9: I know. But when I know when see her, when
Speaker 9: when he gets on, she'd be like child today.
Speaker 8: She's pregnant with a whole baby.
Speaker 2: All right, we go over with the Broncos. Okay, all right, Tommy,
Speaker 2: that's good.
Speaker 9: Here we go.
Speaker 15: She's a good game right here, man, Monday Night Chiefs Eagles.
Speaker 2: Oh, I can't. I can't make a decision on that.
Speaker 2: You got to.
Speaker 10: Yeah, all right, thank you, Junr.
Speaker 7: Thank you, Tommy with your picks coming up at the
Speaker 7: top of the hour. Now, an older woman needs some
Speaker 7: advice on how to handle younger ladies in her organization.
Speaker 8: We'll talk about that right after this. You're listening morning shows. Well,
Speaker 8: this is from Sadie on Steve Harvey f M.
Speaker 7: And Sadie says, I'm one of the oldest founding members
Speaker 7: of the community organization that I started in my city.
Speaker 7: We have brought in some new women that I do
Speaker 7: not think should be in the group because they use profanity,
Speaker 7: they wear short skirts and clothes that look like underwear,
Speaker 7: and they can't talk without saying little catchphrases and waving.
Speaker 8: Their hands in the air.
Speaker 7: Should I give a presentation on ladylike behavior or do
Speaker 7: I let these uncouth women run this organization into the ground?
Speaker 2: Wow, First and foremost, ain't no more sades. You you
Speaker 2: the last Sadis.
Speaker 10: That's not about her name.
Speaker 11: You are?
Speaker 2: I mean, they got That's one of the oldest songs
Speaker 2: in the world that say it.
Speaker 9: Just so you know, Sadie ain't here, and nothing shanik
Speaker 9: with them talking about you know what I mean. I
Speaker 9: know that they clash it. So what you gotta do
Speaker 9: is you gotta approach them in a different way, baby girl,
Speaker 9: That's what you gotta do. You gotta approach them as you,
Speaker 9: the you, the Auntie, you, the you, the you, the
Speaker 9: o G of the group. And you know, I think
Speaker 9: they will actually show you some respect and and and
Speaker 9: some love.
Speaker 2: They will. You just gotta let them know. Hey, that's
Speaker 2: how we've been doing it.
Speaker 9: You know, I ain't trying to change y'all bye, But
Speaker 9: you know, bring all that cussing down, Tony down when
Speaker 9: y'all around, Auntie, that's let's let's shut that down.
Speaker 7: You gotta approach what Mescedie is at her wits end.
Speaker 7: She's had it with these short skirts. She's had it
Speaker 7: with all of that.
Speaker 2: Mercedy is a hundred.
Speaker 9: She got outherstuff to worry ab shirt she got to
Speaker 9: hand me worried about th p What what Sadie, you
Speaker 9: know ain't a hundred?
Speaker 2: What say you know?
Speaker 9: You don't know no fortyold Safty, you don't know, no
Speaker 9: thirty yeld sat Ever mer Sady, I know is a hundred. Miss,
Speaker 9: every missceade across this country. There's a hundred plus.
Speaker 8: When I first read it, I thought it was shade
Speaker 8: when I first looked at it.
Speaker 10: Yes, ain't right.
Speaker 2: But she spells that.
Speaker 7: This Sadie spells it like Sadie for real, like old
Speaker 7: school state Sadie junior.
Speaker 8: With any advice for MERCEDI But to tell these young women.
Speaker 10: I'm not even old enough to even talk to her.
Speaker 10: Oh I know what this is?
Speaker 15: Yeah, I just I just about the short skirts. I
Speaker 15: thought about that town. I thought about that nine and Wallissy.
Speaker 15: I talked about the blissed that was a long tie that.
Speaker 11: Yeah.
Speaker 15: In fact, I said, no, I don't know what to
Speaker 15: tell you, miss, say that I ain't never started organization.
Speaker 9: You know, you have your say if you don't get
Speaker 9: in there and get this dressing together for next Thursday.
Speaker 9: That's all you need to be concerned about the sound
Speaker 9: getting this dressing. You ain't got to get that ghiblet
Speaker 9: gravy going. That's what you need to be consequent worrying
Speaker 9: about these girls with this these short skirts and talking crazy.
Speaker 9: You got a lot you have too many people come
Speaker 9: in your house and say you got way too much
Speaker 9: to worry about.
Speaker 2: Is ghimbling gravy? These yam these greens.
Speaker 10: Because with the name like miss Sadi, you know she
Speaker 10: can cook.
Speaker 15: Yeah, you know what your organization got to be lying
Speaker 15: because they cussed and swearing, using for fantity.
Speaker 10: Who wants a boring organization?
Speaker 2: This what I do clearly, clearly this is the Eastern Star.
Speaker 10: I don't know what is the time.
Speaker 2: He was the Eastern Star? What my grandmother was. My
Speaker 2: grandmother was too.
Speaker 8: That's his point.
Speaker 7: Crazy to misstated, all right, Mercedi, Mescedi. This is from
Speaker 7: Tanyada and Dayton. Tanyada says, my husband doesn't know that
Speaker 7: his girlfriend and I are on the verge of messing around,
Speaker 7: So I'm wondering if it's something I should talk to
Speaker 7: him about first. I have known about his girlfriend for
Speaker 7: a while and never said a word to him.
Speaker 8: Uh huh.
Speaker 7: So he thinks he's getting away with it. Should I
Speaker 7: go ahead and see what's up with her? Or ask
Speaker 7: him first?
Speaker 2: What that's a lot happening? It's a lot, it's a
Speaker 2: lot happening. That's a lot happening. It's a lot happening.
Speaker 8: So your wife wants your girlfriend.
Speaker 9: I know nothing about this here, boy for me and
Speaker 9: that I don't know nothing about this. I don't know
Speaker 9: what to tell.
Speaker 2: You tell your husband and it's he don't know that
Speaker 2: you in the mess with his side.
Speaker 8: Honest, Yes, she should be honest with her.
Speaker 9: Ain't nobody else being honest? By the hell, you need
Speaker 9: to be honest. He ain't being honesty. So dell and
Speaker 9: I guess, I don't you know what? Just show up
Speaker 9: with hell, sir, I don't know what to say. I
Speaker 9: ain't done this kind of stuff.
Speaker 8: Here, flustered, All right, thank you guys.
Speaker 7: Coming up at twenty minutes after the hour, we'll have
Speaker 7: more of the Steve Harvey Morning Show right after this.
Speaker 8: You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, So Carlo, you.
Speaker 7: Know we're sending out love to you and we're covering
Speaker 7: you in prayer this weekend because you're preparing for DJ
Speaker 7: Hayden's homegoing celebration. It's taking place in Houston. We know
Speaker 7: and love Tory his mom. Yeah, we're praying for your
Speaker 7: strength and the family strength. And do you want to
Speaker 7: share some information about DJ services?
Speaker 13: Yes, it's uh, thank you all to you all been
Speaker 13: praying and everyone on the show, all the listeners, Thank
Speaker 13: you guys so much for lifting us up in prayer.
Speaker 13: The services are this Saturday in Houston. It's a church
Speaker 13: called Fountain of Praise, the Fountain of Praise Church and
Speaker 13: lou of Flowers were asking people to you can make
Speaker 13: a donation to the American Heart Association and memory of
Speaker 13: DJ Hayden. So you could just go to American Heart
Speaker 13: Association dot com and just make a donation if you can,
Speaker 13: if budget wise, but because DJ had heart issues before,
Speaker 13: so this is something that was very close to him
Speaker 13: and his cause and advocacy. So I just want to say,
Speaker 13: just keep lifting my best friend A Tory up in prayer.
Speaker 13: You know, losing a child, it affects everybody and it's
Speaker 13: really really hard. Of course it affects the mother, the parents,
Speaker 13: but aunties, uncles, siblings, everybody. I've been with her almost
Speaker 13: twenty four hours a day. So yeah, sending prayers out
Speaker 13: and uh.
Speaker 16: Thank you.
Speaker 7: That's all all right, thank you again. Thanks Carl. You
Speaker 7: can go to the American Heart Association dot com if
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Speaker 8: You're listening Harvey Morning Show. It is time now for
Speaker 8: a round of would you rather?
Speaker 7: Would you rather no baths or showers for a month,
Speaker 7: or would you rather no brushing your teeth for a month?
Speaker 2: Both of those? Both of those those means so much
Speaker 2: to me.
Speaker 9: You know what I'm gonna go. I got take that bath.
Speaker 9: I'm gonna go with I brush my teeth. I just
Speaker 9: ain't gonna say a damn thing to nobody for a
Speaker 9: whole week or two. You talking about I'm not finna
Speaker 9: say nothing to nobody. But but but but my arms
Speaker 9: and stuff. We're gonna be right.
Speaker 8: In other areas, Yes, exactly, Junior.
Speaker 10: I'm with time. I gotta take this bath. In this
Speaker 10: I got you that my me got sid in nobody.
Speaker 10: But I can't have a growth on my neck.
Speaker 17: I can't have.
Speaker 10: I can't nobody talking.
Speaker 11: What is that?
Speaker 2: But yeah? What you know what that is? Oak trio?
Speaker 2: All right?
Speaker 7: Would you rather get a full bikini wax that means
Speaker 7: front and back? Or would you rather shave off your
Speaker 7: facial hair?
Speaker 8: Which one?
Speaker 10: Oh yeah, Junior, you're you're clean. Yeah, I can't.
Speaker 2: I can't save my my little mustache and go to you. No, no, no,
Speaker 2: they're gonna have to wax me.
Speaker 16: Why not?
Speaker 13: No?
Speaker 2: Then ain't got no hair on my face. My kids
Speaker 2: can't recognize me at all?
Speaker 11: All right?
Speaker 7: Would you rather have sex covered in chocolate or would
Speaker 7: you rather have sex cover the baby oil?
Speaker 9: I'm gonna get in that baby. Oi, we're gonna Yeah,
Speaker 9: I want that chocolate way too much. That's that's no,
Speaker 9: I want that baby. We're gonna slide, yeah, but.
Speaker 2: I don't mean it like that.
Speaker 9: But I mean because see I used to Can I
Speaker 9: just tell you, I used to like to lay plastic down,
Speaker 9: put the baby all all on the floor on the
Speaker 9: plan and just but we just it's just a butt
Speaker 9: naked slide.
Speaker 2: Oh the god, what's wrong with that.
Speaker 10: Being suggestion?
Speaker 2: Yes, just a nice butt naked slide.
Speaker 8: So nobody for it's for the chocolate, Junior.
Speaker 15: No, for either one because the fact that I'm either
Speaker 15: having six with you I was getting six.
Speaker 10: All this is important. It's over.
Speaker 9: I thought was at least what three four, five years?
Speaker 9: I think getting busy when you were.
Speaker 10: We can't do that that she'll be in the way
Speaker 10: at the problem.
Speaker 11: Go down job.
Speaker 10: I'm so this job. Oh everybody worked down. It ain't
Speaker 10: meant nobody. I'm tired. I'll trust me today.
Speaker 2: All right?
Speaker 7: Would you rather watch football on Thanksgiving? Or just enjoy
Speaker 7: family time with no TV?
Speaker 2: I will leave a sports boy. I'll be a twin
Speaker 2: peach all day. It's part.
Speaker 8: That's today's round of would you rather?
Speaker 7: We'll be back to close out the show and to
Speaker 7: our last break of the day right after this.
Speaker 8: You're listening hard morning show.
Speaker 7: All right, guys, here we are last break of the
Speaker 7: day of the week on this Friday, on this Friday.
Speaker 8: Yeah, it's been a good day.
Speaker 2: I love it, baby.
Speaker 10: Yeah.
Speaker 9: Would Thanksgiving? We had thanks and get ben next? What
Speaker 9: I learned to day?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 8: You learn anything today with I'm gonna give.
Speaker 2: Me a prosecco and put a straw into that one.
Speaker 10: I'm gonna I like it.
Speaker 2: From the straw.
Speaker 10: Yes, you know, with your boy, don't sport though.
Speaker 15: I see You know what, man, if you see Draymond
Speaker 15: Green today, somebody just give him a hug.
Speaker 10: I'm telling you he got here choking people. Have y'all
Speaker 10: seen it? Yeah, I saw that.
Speaker 2: I saw pictures of it.
Speaker 9: But why every year looked like Draymond just beating like
Speaker 9: he playing penitentiary basketball.
Speaker 2: Why did I we look like that?
Speaker 9: Yeah, some old prison ball like he on d block
Speaker 9: and then he got in the yard today.
Speaker 11: What is that?
Speaker 15: I don't know, but that's that's him though he do
Speaker 15: it every year. I don't know why we even shocked, right,
Speaker 15: So I.
Speaker 2: Didn't see the video. I didn't see the video. He
Speaker 2: choke hold somebody?
Speaker 15: Yeah, talking about that mid court, Yes, I saw that. Yeah,
Speaker 15: I'll tell you you to pray for Rudy Gobert. He
Speaker 15: was he's way taller than j. Draymond brought him back down.
Speaker 15: He's got the biggest dude on the team.
Speaker 2: To be played with.
Speaker 10: You said, he's playing prison ball. It's crazy.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he put that. He put that mail on on them.
Speaker 2: You know what the problem with your young brothers? Did
Speaker 2: different people in this world brothers with guns and brothers
Speaker 2: with butter.
Speaker 13: Draymond riots for his team because he was doing all.
Speaker 2: That to help out Clay Thompson. He was the biggest Clay.
Speaker 9: So but you have to protect the light skin because
Speaker 9: they're not gonna fight for themselves.
Speaker 10: I don't even think like playing basketball. I don't think
Speaker 10: he cares.
Speaker 2: Sounds like you ready for That's what it sounds like. Boy, right, Hey,
Speaker 2: I got it.
Speaker 9: I got a question for y'all. I just want to
Speaker 9: know I'm doing. I'm just this is just a question.
Speaker 9: I don't know if I'm doing too much or am
Speaker 9: I am? I just am I overthinking that? So my mother,
Speaker 9: all right, my mother decides that she's going to go
Speaker 9: with a friend from Houston to Savannah.
Speaker 2: George all right. And I'm like, all right, all right,
Speaker 2: Mama cool. So I call her. She lets me know.
Speaker 2: I call a couple of days later. I said, Mama,
Speaker 2: you're good. What's going on?
Speaker 9: And I forgot everything she told me. She said, yeah, Babe,
Speaker 9: we on our way. We roll into Savannah. I said, wait, wait, wait, wait,
Speaker 9: y'all driving She said yeah. I said, you did not
Speaker 9: say that. Just say nothing bout no driving. I'm thinking
Speaker 9: you flying to Savannah. She's like, no, no, my friend.
Speaker 9: She she needed to keep her car because she's gonna
Speaker 9: stay there. But I'm gonna fly back on Sunday. So
Speaker 9: my question to y'all, because I feel like now I
Speaker 9: am the adult. I feel like I'm the parent now
Speaker 9: my mother is the child. Yeah, you know, I feel
Speaker 9: like you can't just be leaving town and not giving me.
Speaker 1: You can't.
Speaker 9: You gotta run this by me. You gotta give some approval.
Speaker 9: You gotta get approval, Mama eighty one. I need approval.
Speaker 2: You can't just be running like.
Speaker 8: Like you want to, right, That's true.
Speaker 10: So Tommy, are you saying your mother needs permission?
Speaker 2: That's what I'm saying. I mean, I haven't said that
Speaker 2: to her, but you.
Speaker 8: Can't say it like that. It's not gonna go well.
Speaker 9: If you say that when she want to go fishing,
Speaker 9: fan you run on down there to the lake, run
Speaker 9: down at the galvest and gone on go fishing. But
Speaker 9: all this but to Savannah. I google that from Houston
Speaker 9: to Savannah. I was like, this is fourteen hours, I said.
Speaker 10: I called her back.
Speaker 2: I said, this is fourteen hours. What are you doing?
Speaker 9: She was like, no, no, no, We're not gonna try
Speaker 9: it at night, baby, We're gonna stop and sleep somewhere.
Speaker 2: I say, for where. Tell I'm how call you when
Speaker 2: we get it? When it get dark?
Speaker 9: Then I watched this dark then when I then when
Speaker 9: she calls back, well baby, we done found a place
Speaker 9: to uh to uh to stay for the night.
Speaker 2: I said, what what city you're in?
Speaker 9: MoMA, be in BLUXI, I say, so, you're somewhere they
Speaker 9: got a casino.
Speaker 16: That's what I was playing.
Speaker 10: All she can't tell me.
Speaker 2: You can't tell me. This wasn't playing.
Speaker 8: That's why she didn't tell you.
Speaker 7: Yeah, you know when she got off the phone with you,
Speaker 7: she told her girlfriend, Now, ain't that something.
Speaker 14: To tell me?
Speaker 11: What? You know?
Speaker 9: All?
Speaker 10: You know, all of that went down.
Speaker 15: You know I feel the same way because I feel
Speaker 15: the same way about my grandmother's Let me tell you something.
Speaker 10: She like, she likes to call herself having a boyfriend.
Speaker 10: That's happened.
Speaker 2: I'm not I'm not. I'm not hearing that right.
Speaker 10: Yeah, she's growing. She said, I'm coming home next week.
Speaker 9: Though.
Speaker 10: We guess who's gonna be over there.
Speaker 7: Brown Brown, that's his name, Brown, mister Brown to you.
Speaker 10: No, no, no, no, forget that. Ever since he retired
Speaker 10: from the bisco. He don't even bring cookies no more.
Speaker 10: Do you think you're gonna get to talk about grandmother
Speaker 10: when out the oreos?
Speaker 8: This is what happens.
Speaker 7: My my brother did the same thing to my mom
Speaker 7: when after my father passed away. He wouldn't let anybody
Speaker 7: come and see my mom. He'd always act crazy, he'd
Speaker 7: be mad. It'd be my mom on the couch, my
Speaker 7: brother then her date between right. Yes, so she she
Speaker 7: just said forget. And she never remarried because he clowned
Speaker 7: so much.
Speaker 8: She was sick of him. She never remarried.
Speaker 2: I ain't ready for that.
Speaker 11: Now.
Speaker 2: That's that's that's that's gonna take some cond to go
Speaker 2: to counseling for that.
Speaker 7: Yeah, we'll search it on you grown, what's the yes
Speaker 7: with your own your mother.
Speaker 2: Her mama.
Speaker 9: I'm by my mom and new corn, everything going down
Speaker 9: there and go fishing and have you some fun and
Speaker 9: take your little girlfriends to the casino. But that's it,
Speaker 9: and now come on back, and I'm coming back with
Speaker 9: drawn a lit.
Speaker 10: I have drawn and grown been drawn.
Speaker 8: Let your mom live.
Speaker 2: I drew that line at my daddy funeral.
Speaker 4: We're there.
Speaker 1: You announced that.
Speaker 15: Brown, And I tell my grandma that mister Brown can't
Speaker 15: stay past ten o'clock.
Speaker 10: Nine five. I'm looking at Brown.
Speaker 9: Come on, fifty five, get your teeth, get your hat,
Speaker 9: get your butt on up out of.
Speaker 8: Here, take us out. Tommy, we gotta oh man.
Speaker 2: I hope you all enjoyed the ride today.
Speaker 9: In the words of my uncle, talk to God, he
Speaker 9: would love to get friends.
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