Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, special podcast today because Jeffrey's song of
Speaker 1: the week is ridiculous. It is so good. I don't
Speaker 1: want to spoil anything, but I'll just say it's Thanksgiving themed.
Speaker 1: Any parodied Doja Cat? Yes, you're like one of my
Speaker 1: favorite songs. Ever, I don't forget. The link for the
Speaker 1: YouTube video is right below in this podcast. And also
Speaker 1: you can see all of our new merch merch because
Speaker 1: we're wearing it in the video. So hey enjoy the show.
Speaker 1: Shop online at Brookenjeffrey dot com for the merch and
Speaker 1: you know, happy early Thanksgiving.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I have an interesting question. It's broken Jeffrey in
Speaker 2: the morning. Would Thanksgiving be better if it was on
Speaker 2: a Friday.
Speaker 1: Because we get the day off normally, Yeah, but Friday's
Speaker 1: leftover day. That's like, you know, I think it'd be
Speaker 1: better on a Wednesday. We get three days.
Speaker 2: Aren't any official planes in the works to actually do that,
Speaker 2: But according to a new survey, one in four Americans
Speaker 2: say yes, Thanksgiving should be on a Friday. It doesn't
Speaker 2: make any sense. We should have it on a Monday.
Speaker 2: So we get the entire we call yeah, now.
Speaker 1: We're talking yeah, but then like Wednesday night is the
Speaker 1: most fun night of the year at a party when
Speaker 1: you go back home and you got all your friends there. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and then you have to do the family. Think Thursday,
Speaker 1: and then Friday you get to meet back up with
Speaker 1: the friends.
Speaker 2: Yeah, the family think Thursday. You lost me on that,
Speaker 2: But I am curious how the woman react to the
Speaker 2: next survey question, which was would you skip Thanksgiving with
Speaker 2: your family altogether for one thousand dollars? What do you
Speaker 2: think the percentage of people who said, yes, I'll take
Speaker 2: the cash is on that? What's a guest?
Speaker 1: Ninety five? Really, I'm giving it this year for free.
Speaker 2: Forty four percent said that they would skip with their
Speaker 2: family and take the money. And the same question was
Speaker 2: asked in ninety one. Guess the percentage back then?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 1: No, were they? Were we better people in nineteen ninety one?
Speaker 2: Nineteen percent? Back one, you would skip out on family
Speaker 2: for a thousand bucks. That was before we on social media, though, Yeah,
Speaker 2: I get to see them constantly. Yeah now I can
Speaker 2: just like click like on a post. Yeah, yeah, I
Speaker 2: talked to you.
Speaker 1: And you actually hadn't seen your cousins in three years,
Speaker 1: you know, like that was the time to do.
Speaker 2: It and The final holiday question from the pole is
Speaker 2: would you rather spend Thanksgiving at home or have Thanksgiving
Speaker 2: dinner at the White House?
Speaker 1: That's weird?
Speaker 2: What's up to be interesting? Think of like the best
Speaker 2: chefs in the world that like the nicest dinner table
Speaker 2: ever cook.
Speaker 1: How are they going to feel what I unbuttoned the
Speaker 1: top of my pants at the dinner table because I
Speaker 1: do that to make sure I could fit it all
Speaker 1: at present.
Speaker 2: Be asleep by the time. It's the same percentage now
Speaker 2: as it was in ninety one, sixteen percent. Not a
Speaker 2: lot of interest in eating at the White.
Speaker 1: House in ninety one is that where we're no.
Speaker 2: Matter who's in the White House doesn't matter. No one
Speaker 2: really wants to eat there. But now, let's let's go
Speaker 2: over to the shock collar question of the day and
Speaker 2: toss it over to the guy I'm most thankful for
Speaker 2: who actually lives in a white house digital Jake.
Speaker 4: Does Jeff'll never own a house. In the past few weeks,
Speaker 4: Alexis Fuller has achieved levels of success that defy every
Speaker 4: law of science and reason.
Speaker 2: Wow.
Speaker 4: So I went back to her hometown of Mudwater to
Speaker 4: ask some of her past teachers about her. Missus Davies
Speaker 4: from seventh grade algebra said, oh, sweet Alexis, I'll never
Speaker 4: forget when she got embraces caught in the windmill at
Speaker 4: the mini golf course.
Speaker 1: Trying to make out the windmill.
Speaker 4: Mister Peters from eleventh grade chemistry said, hey, is her
Speaker 4: mom still single? And her college track coach mister Ford said,
Speaker 4: Alexis was the smartest person I've ever coached. But I
Speaker 4: guess that's not a high bar considering I've only ever
Speaker 4: coached athletes at a school in the Mountain West Conference,
Speaker 4: the College Conference.
Speaker 1: Burn Wow, actually was the smartest take all.
Speaker 4: Those were ringing endorsements all around, But the only endorsements
Speaker 4: that really matters is if your three co hosts will
Speaker 4: bet on or against you. In a special Famous Quotes
Speaker 4: edition of.
Speaker 2: Three and a half seconds.
Speaker 4: With today, we'll be dissecting some of the most famous
Speaker 4: quotes in human history that you've definitely heard before, and
Speaker 4: she has to get them right in the blink of
Speaker 4: an eye. We're gonna start off with Brook. Your category is.
Speaker 1: Quotes from the Ring from the Lord of the Rings.
Speaker 1: I don't know, Rut if it's the horror movie. I
Speaker 1: actually think that she would get it. Right if it
Speaker 1: was Lord of the Rings. I don't know if she
Speaker 1: will wrestling from the ring, Yeah, does that count?
Speaker 4: Wrestling?
Speaker 1: Could be yeah, maybe, or maybe it's boxing.
Speaker 2: A diamond's commercial engagement.
Speaker 1: Okay, I like this. She likes hot men and she
Speaker 1: likes diamonds. I'm gonna say she's gonna get it right.
Speaker 2: It's betting on her.
Speaker 4: Here's the question. This thrilla in Manila once famously said,
Speaker 4: float like a butterfly, sting like a bee. He was
Speaker 4: born Wait, I swear, wait, I'm not finished.
Speaker 1: When the starts.
Speaker 4: One time, you answer quick. He was born Cassius Clay,
Speaker 4: but he's more well known by what name.
Speaker 1: Sting like a big guy's Mohammed a.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's world champion boxer Muhammad Alwi.
Speaker 2: Your college track coach was right, smart.
Speaker 4: Look you bet on her. You got it right. You're saying, Jeffrey,
Speaker 4: You're next. Your category is quotes from the happiest place
Speaker 4: on Earth on her or against her?
Speaker 2: Man quotes from Disneyland.
Speaker 1: Think she's a big disney person.
Speaker 2: When's the last time that she even went to Disneyland?
Speaker 1: Though she was she was there with her family, paying
Speaker 1: attention to my life. We even posted the pictures on
Speaker 1: the Brock and Jeffrey page. She went with her little
Speaker 1: brother drink.
Speaker 2: You gotta text them to me or I'm never gonna.
Speaker 1: See hold one.
Speaker 2: It would be nice. I'm just saying I don't think
Speaker 2: she's gonna get this. Oh, I'm saying no to Disneyland quotes.
Speaker 4: Betting against her. Here's your question. Walt Disney is famous
Speaker 4: for saying many things over the years, including don't charge
Speaker 4: the hookers, let him in for free. But maybe his
Speaker 4: most famous thing ever is this. I'll say the first part,
Speaker 4: you finish it. If you can dream it.
Speaker 1: If you can dream it, you can do it.
Speaker 4: Jeffery, you bet against her, and she got it right.
Speaker 4: So you're getting shocked no matter what. Today.
Speaker 1: Hey and jeff remember follow at Brook and Jeffrey on Instagram.
Speaker 1: You'll learn some things.
Speaker 4: Yeah, finally we're on to Jose. Jose your category is
Speaker 4: quotes from space.
Speaker 2: A lot of talking in space. Yeah, last time I.
Speaker 1: Heard, no, you're up in the space station, you're landing.
Speaker 3: On the moon.
Speaker 5: I was just gonna say the only most famous quote
Speaker 5: that everyone in history knows is from the famous Moon landing.
Speaker 5: Alexis will never get this wrong because it's like taught
Speaker 5: to everyone in the world. So very confidently alexi Is
Speaker 5: gonna get.
Speaker 2: This right, Jake.
Speaker 4: Jose's very confident, so he's betting on Alexis. Here's your
Speaker 4: question back in Jose's favorite year, that's nineteen sixty nine,
Speaker 4: American astronauts landed on the Moon for the first time,
Speaker 4: and when Neil Armstrong stepped onto the lunar surface, he
Speaker 4: said this now famous quote, you have to finish it.
Speaker 4: That's one small step per man. One what oh, this is.
Speaker 1: One step for man. It's a giant leap for man.
Speaker 4: Chat the buzzer. I'll give that to the Alexis. You're right,
Speaker 4: bet on your show. He's safe, only just getting shocked.
Speaker 4: That was three seconds went on Alexis.
Speaker 2: And I don't teach me for not believing in Alexis
Speaker 2: and her giant brain. So I'm gonna get sucked and
Speaker 2: I'm gonna be getting shocked while singing sexy and I
Speaker 2: know it by all m fao. When I walk in
Speaker 2: the spot, yeah this is what I see. Okay, everybody
Speaker 2: stops and they stay right at me.
Speaker 6: I got passion in my pants and ain't afraid to
Speaker 6: show it, show it, show it.
Speaker 2: I'm sexy.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, put him in his place.
Speaker 2: That's your shot, coming question of.
Speaker 3: The day, freaking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 2: First they came for our toilet paper rolls. Then they
Speaker 2: shrunk the size of our breakfast cereal boxes. But now
Speaker 2: they've gone too far, because the latest victim of shrink
Speaker 2: flation is our beloved Oreo cookies. Angry Oreo fans are
Speaker 2: saying the cream to cookie ratio has been quietly shrinking
Speaker 2: for years, and they've now started posting videos and pictures
Speaker 2: online about it.
Speaker 1: Oh, do you think Nabisco's doing it because of the
Speaker 1: shrink flation or just because, like, hey, we've seen where
Speaker 1: you guys are at, and we're just trying to help
Speaker 1: you out. You know, I'm just gonna try to cut
Speaker 1: those pustions.
Speaker 2: But yeah, people online they're pulling apart the cookies to
Speaker 2: show the cream. It's just a tiny little dot in
Speaker 2: the center of the cookie.
Speaker 1: What about double stuff? Can you get double stuff?
Speaker 2: Double stuff is how you get like a normal cookie.
Speaker 2: Now an online it's being called cookie gate. Yeah, people
Speaker 2: are saying, you want to get that regular amount of cream,
Speaker 2: you have to buy double stuffed or there's no other way.
Speaker 2: You're just gonna get all cookies, but then.
Speaker 1: The double stuff don't always come in all the cool flavors.
Speaker 2: Brook, you're a known cookie monster on a scale of
Speaker 2: wonder time. How boiling with rage are you right now?
Speaker 1: I just can't contain myself. I'm easily a twelve.
Speaker 2: A twelve, Yeah, that makes sense, which is why this
Speaker 2: January sixth, the Brook has organized an event Carl Stop
Speaker 2: the Shrink, and she's asking all cookie loving Americans to
Speaker 2: storm the Nobisco headquarter back of the cream.
Speaker 1: Don't listen to Jeff.
Speaker 2: I think personally she's going a little hard with it,
Speaker 2: but I do get the sentiment. You can come for
Speaker 2: our sugar smacks, but keep your hands off of our cookies.
Speaker 1: Hey no, just let the cookies be. Man.
Speaker 2: We will not rest till our cookies have enough cream
Speaker 2: in them.
Speaker 4: If you say the word, I will storm for you.
Speaker 1: You're just gonna buy the double stuff.
Speaker 2: Guys, We're gonna do more with laser stories right after this.
Speaker 2: It's the radio segment that's turning the roadside service industry on.
Speaker 2: It's ear really, instead of triple A, he's just doing
Speaker 2: a where for nineteen dollars a year a dude'll drive
Speaker 2: out to your broken down vehicle and won't help. He'll
Speaker 2: just say he feels really bad for you and then
Speaker 2: peel out. So sign up for a You just put
Speaker 2: in the code word Laser Stories for a special, one.
Speaker 1: Time discounted pity.
Speaker 2: It's Laser Stories, the segment where we read weird news
Speaker 2: stories around the globe, just like everyone else does, except
Speaker 2: we've got a laser. Those other clunker kickers just don't.
Speaker 2: This first laser story is out of Indianapolis. A few
Speaker 2: days ago, thirty four year old guy sauntered into a
Speaker 2: cage jeweler's, put some rings and necklaces into his pocket,
Speaker 2: and then ran out without pain. Hey, nobody got time
Speaker 2: for which is not allowed out. No, I should say
Speaker 2: that the cops were called and the man got into
Speaker 2: a high speed chase with a few police cruisers. During
Speaker 2: the pursuit, they could see him waving his hand out
Speaker 2: the window and trying to signal them, but they couldn't
Speaker 2: tell what he was saying. Oh so in the end,
Speaker 2: officers eventually were able to box him in and arrested him.
Speaker 1: So what was he trying to tell the officers?
Speaker 2: Well, what was he trying to yell out the window.
Speaker 2: Once he was in custody, he told authorities he was
Speaker 2: trying to explain that they weren't supposed to keep chasing him.
Speaker 2: He went on to say that he knew some police
Speaker 2: departments have policies where cops are supposed to call off
Speaker 2: a high speed chase if it gets too dangerous. Banking,
Speaker 2: I'm hoping that that was going to be his main
Speaker 2: getaway plan.
Speaker 1: Somebody on the internet told me that this would work.
Speaker 5: Excuse me, I almost hit a person back there, and
Speaker 5: you're gonna keep chasing me.
Speaker 1: Do you think that there's an algorithm for crime hacks?
Speaker 3: You know what I mean?
Speaker 1: Like, instead of like how to get the most toothpaste
Speaker 1: out of the tape, they're like how to get out
Speaker 1: of a high speed chase?
Speaker 2: Or Yeah, a good way to actually catch people if
Speaker 2: they follow that algorithm. But he is now facing a
Speaker 2: long list of charges, including theft, resisting arrest, reckless driving,
Speaker 2: and driving without a license.
Speaker 1: And his mom isn't going to get anything for Christmas.
Speaker 2: Thing it goes without saying the best criminals are the
Speaker 2: ones who think they know more about the law than
Speaker 2: the actual cops. I love those ones. This next Lazer
Speaker 2: stories out of stale pizza, flat beer, but smiling ear
Speaker 2: to ear HQ.
Speaker 1: I feel like I've been here a lot and I
Speaker 1: can smell it if you haven't.
Speaker 2: Heard, The Pizza Entertainment Fun Palace a ka Chuck E
Speaker 2: Cheese is removing all of their animatronics.
Speaker 1: Creepy now, but they were creepy even in the eighties,
Speaker 1: the Lexus, they were never not creepy.
Speaker 2: In the point I had my first kiss with one
Speaker 2: of those, as iconic as they are, it was a yeah,
Speaker 2: the pizza guy, Yeah, the kid. Shane is completely overhauling
Speaker 2: its image three weeks after the release of the highly
Speaker 2: successful film Five Nights at Freddy's. It's a horror movie
Speaker 2: that's based on a popular video game, which follows a
Speaker 2: security guard who has to survive five nights in a
Speaker 2: Chucky Cheese inspired restaurant while animatronic characters come alive and
Speaker 2: try to kill the.
Speaker 1: Previous gave me nightmare.
Speaker 2: Yeah, very scary game. So now the real Chucky Cheese
Speaker 2: has decided to remove all animatrons because they don't want
Speaker 2: to frighten children. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I like how it took them forty years to realize
Speaker 1: they were scaring.
Speaker 2: The kids, and now that band that played for countless
Speaker 2: children's birthday parties over the years will officially be no more.
Speaker 1: My kids will never see them.
Speaker 2: The company said in a statement that they are giving
Speaker 2: the chain a totally modern upgrade and experience for guests
Speaker 2: of all ages. But if you're a Chuck E Cheese purist,
Speaker 2: there will be one single location where you'll still be
Speaker 2: able to see the animatronic band. It's in my hometown, Northridge, California.
Speaker 1: Jeff, let's hear your next birthday party there.
Speaker 2: That'll be the home of the Singing Mouse with all
Speaker 2: of his animatronic vase.
Speaker 1: When this radio show doesn't work out, maybe you can
Speaker 1: be their featured singer.
Speaker 2: Yeah, just don't go in after dark when it's closed,
Speaker 2: because you just never know. Yeah, this next lazer stories
Speaker 2: out of the friendly skies. Dear Delta United Southwest and
Speaker 2: every other major airline, please make a big mistake like this,
Speaker 2: because I need to buy my tickets home for the
Speaker 2: holidays soon. I say that because an airline in China
Speaker 2: called China Southern had to scramble last week after they
Speaker 2: accidentally started selling tickets for as low as a dollar
Speaker 2: thirty seven.
Speaker 1: No wait, accidentally.
Speaker 2: It was a glitch in their app that extended to
Speaker 2: several ticket booking platforms as well, and so they were
Speaker 2: priced between a dollar thirty seven and four dollars in
Speaker 2: twelve cents. That was the highest ticket. Oh my god,
Speaker 2: and a bunch of people scooped them up.
Speaker 7: Whoa.
Speaker 1: You know, if they did that in the States, they'd
Speaker 1: still make you pay the difference. Yeah, it's just like
Speaker 1: when they accidentally put a million dollars in your bank
Speaker 1: account and then you can't.
Speaker 4: Keep it.
Speaker 8: Give it back.
Speaker 2: So it's not exactly clear how many tickets sold at
Speaker 2: that price, but word quickly started to spread online and
Speaker 2: they didn't fix the glitch for two hours.
Speaker 4: Jump.
Speaker 1: Yeah, somebody's in trouble.
Speaker 2: So clearly more than just a few tickets were sold.
Speaker 2: And this same type of thing happened actually a few
Speaker 2: months ago to an airline in Japan, and all of
Speaker 2: those tickets got canceled.
Speaker 1: Oh they did.
Speaker 2: You'd see, you'd think the same thing would happen this time,
Speaker 2: but nope. China Southern put out a statement saying the
Speaker 2: tickets are all valid and passengers can use them like
Speaker 2: they normally wore.
Speaker 9: So cool.
Speaker 1: They didn't say that they're gonna be sitting with the
Speaker 1: suitcases underneath. You know, worry about that later on.
Speaker 2: This next Laser stories out of Social Gathering Central. If
Speaker 2: you want more people at your holiday party, really push
Speaker 2: the idea that you'll have lots of food, especially sweets,
Speaker 2: because in a recent poll, forty eight percent of Americans
Speaker 2: say they've gone to a party before just for the desserts.
Speaker 1: Yes, I mean, you know which friends are the best
Speaker 1: cooks too. You're like, oh, I'll go to your house.
Speaker 2: The Pole also looked at the most popular holiday flavors,
Speaker 2: and pumpkins spice made the list, but it might not
Speaker 2: be as popular as you'd think. It's only ranked fifth.
Speaker 2: Gingerbread is our favorite.
Speaker 1: Holiday Yeah, that's pretty good.
Speaker 2: Then salted caramel, peppermint, maple, pumpkin spices fifth. Then chai,
Speaker 2: cinnamon and bourbon tasty fun.
Speaker 1: Give me more bourbon?
Speaker 2: Yeah, like bourbon balls or just three straight shots of jack.
Speaker 2: Some other quick stats. The average person this is the
Speaker 2: average person, Okay, well, twenty six cookies over the holidays,
Speaker 2: twenty five pieces of candy, thirteen slices of cake, twelve
Speaker 2: pieces of pie, thirteen brownies, and another thirteen cupcakes.
Speaker 1: Em there's more cake and pie.
Speaker 3: Cake.
Speaker 2: She makes cakes?
Speaker 1: Does she?
Speaker 3: Is?
Speaker 1: She a cake lady out of nowhere?
Speaker 5: Like you wake up the next morning and there's a
Speaker 5: hole sheet cake made on the counter for no reason.
Speaker 1: I was just craving a cake.
Speaker 2: Plus, close to fifty percent of us have hidden holiday
Speaker 2: suits to prevent family members from stealing them.
Speaker 1: Duh, that's so true.
Speaker 2: The most common hiding spots are behind other stuff in
Speaker 2: the kitchen cabinet.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, I saw a parrot hack where they were
Speaker 1: hiding them inside like vegetable bags, you know, frozen vegetable bags.
Speaker 2: Usually they're hidden in a cupboard that doesn't normally have
Speaker 2: food in it, but the second place where no one
Speaker 2: would ever check. Kids close your ears, don't listen. They're
Speaker 2: listening to the bathroom cabinet.
Speaker 1: It's kind of weird to keep I mean, I know
Speaker 1: that I enjoy a you know, a quick bite on
Speaker 1: the toilet. Ever to store it in there feels a
Speaker 1: little dirty.
Speaker 2: I know, this guy's not hiding the sweets. It's totally
Speaker 2: exposed and out in the open. In fact, you're taking
Speaker 2: a sign off of it, saying, come one, come on,
Speaker 2: festive stop for the holidays has come to an end
Speaker 2: for the day. We'll do it again at the same time.
Speaker 3: On Wednesday, freaking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 2: Oh, this is your final reminder. Take your last hot
Speaker 2: selfies of the year now before your body is ruined
Speaker 2: by cramming your face with pounds upon pounds of delicious
Speaker 2: holiday food. Yeah, because yes, Eating Season is coming down
Speaker 2: the pike, and we're gonna celebrate that by undoing the
Speaker 2: top button on all of our pants and playing a
Speaker 2: game guaranteed to clog your arteries and stop your hearts
Speaker 2: in the good way.
Speaker 1: I can't believe we're not just taking our pants off
Speaker 1: trying to.
Speaker 2: Have a little bit of decency. Still, we're gonna do
Speaker 2: it in a brand new edition of Riffing Around. Yes,
Speaker 2: a special Eating Season version of the game that tests
Speaker 2: your musical knowledge and asks are you smarter than a
Speaker 2: radio DJ?
Speaker 7: Yes?
Speaker 2: Probably, but now you can actually prove it when we
Speaker 2: play Riffing Around. Coming up? Do you smell that either
Speaker 2: Brooks got another butt in the Dutch oven or it's
Speaker 2: time for a fresh baked edition of Around Around where
Speaker 2: I play the instrumental of a famous song in my
Speaker 2: co host apparently take off their clothes and then they
Speaker 2: show their complete lack of musical knowledge by trying to
Speaker 2: guess the tune. And because Thanksgiving is right around the corner,
Speaker 2: all of today's songs have foods in the title. No,
Speaker 2: they're not all necessarily Thanksgiving foods, but they are foods,
Speaker 2: I can assure you. Okay, okay, And Jose obviously has
Speaker 2: the advantage as the resident foodie of the show. But Brook,
Speaker 2: this could be right up your alley.
Speaker 1: I'm as I consider myself a foodie.
Speaker 2: But we're going to start with a girl who uses
Speaker 2: a cooked turkey as her reference for the ideal spray
Speaker 2: tan Alexis. Name this food theme song the title the
Speaker 2: correct title?
Speaker 3: No, what is it?
Speaker 1: Call?
Speaker 7: I know?
Speaker 2: Oh my god, A guess can't go through all the
Speaker 2: lyrics here? Three?
Speaker 8: Two, one?
Speaker 2: All right, we're going to if you can come on,
Speaker 2: need guess, I don't have Brook check by the Ocean by.
Speaker 2: I couldn't think of the lyrics. All right, I'm diabetics,
Speaker 2: so I'm we're onto you. Your reputation as a mother
Speaker 2: is on the line if you fail to correctly identify
Speaker 2: this food themed song. It's a classic.
Speaker 4: High in Oh she got one of the works in
Speaker 4: the title is.
Speaker 2: Stealing.
Speaker 1: It's the beginning of the song, the beginning.
Speaker 2: We're subtracting a point from Brook for arguing about jose
Speaker 2: can you steal it? I'm gonna go with wrong. The
Speaker 2: correct answer was American Pie by Don McLean.
Speaker 3: Miss Avery.
Speaker 1: Tracked a point because you made a poor musical.
Speaker 2: Chative to We're trying to set an all new records.
Speaker 2: You and I may win just because we're on to joy.
Speaker 2: All those nights watching food videos on the toilet. It
Speaker 2: would have paid off if you can.
Speaker 5: Guess like tacos or Chinese dumplings.
Speaker 2: Let's see you can get this song changing.
Speaker 1: This isn't a family.
Speaker 2: Oh oh, Joy is gonna get by Justin Bieber. That's
Speaker 2: one of Josey's favorite.
Speaker 1: I love this song.
Speaker 2: We're on to the second round here. The score is
Speaker 2: Alexis zero. Jose's in the lead with one Brooke taking
Speaker 2: up the rear with the negative.
Speaker 1: I was up one.
Speaker 2: Aude does not fly back to Alexis. Alexis, please name
Speaker 2: this food theme song.
Speaker 10: Sugar Yeah.
Speaker 1: Style.
Speaker 5: I haven't written down already.
Speaker 1: That song in two notes.
Speaker 2: I thought it only has to be the hook of
Speaker 2: the songs Chance to Redeem yourself I will double your
Speaker 2: points here if you can correctly guess this food theme song,
Speaker 2: a very popular song all over the world.
Speaker 1: That's not it.
Speaker 2: Surprisingly, I'm gonna go with u.
Speaker 1: Key legs steal it. I don't know, No, it's not
Speaker 1: that sounds like.
Speaker 2: Got it, got it fruits wrong? Okay, take it is
Speaker 2: butter butter butter b t s of course.
Speaker 3: Yes.
Speaker 2: Jose jumps into soul control of the lead with two
Speaker 2: correct and again I'm gonna give you double points because
Speaker 2: this one's tough. If you can correctly guess this song.
Speaker 6: Oh my god, dance too much in the pants dances.
Speaker 2: What's it called? What's it called?
Speaker 6: Peanut butter jelly time?
Speaker 3: Wow?
Speaker 2: Jose, I heard that?
Speaker 1: So long.
Speaker 2: You're four correct, Alexis says one. Brook still negative to that.
Speaker 2: Let's got it in final round and this one we're
Speaker 2: gonna mix it up a little bit. Not looking for
Speaker 2: the song with food, but the artist who's associated with food,
Speaker 2: I mean the artist that's associated Also for the third time,
Speaker 2: artist is associated with food. Here we go, Alexis, name
Speaker 2: the artist that sings this famous song.
Speaker 11: Oh, I guess.
Speaker 1: I just sighed, That's all I did.
Speaker 2: I just side Brooke insert disparaging comment here named this song?
Speaker 2: You know no name the song name. The artist who
Speaker 2: sings this song.
Speaker 1: The Cranberries.
Speaker 2: It was too easy for She gets one correct, bringing
Speaker 2: her on that one back down to negative. Then the
Speaker 2: question and you lost it all right? What double negative two?
Speaker 1: It's like negative four?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean negative two is actually generous. Jose to
Speaker 2: take it home million. The artist who sings this song,
Speaker 2: oh Don Gray, Jose ten pois Jose. And the winner
Speaker 2: of Ripping Around Thanksgiving edition is Jose Bolano. Yeah, I
Speaker 2: want to ride around in the gravy boat. I'm jeff
Speaker 2: row rowro Your throat to bot bone tap is coming
Speaker 2: up right.
Speaker 3: After this, freaking Jeffrey in the morning time for a
Speaker 3: game we call.
Speaker 2: Just the Tap or phone tap, And today we call
Speaker 2: a woman in an office of about forty people, and
Speaker 2: she's been complaining to her best friend lately that corporate
Speaker 2: that oversees the company keeps changing policies and rules and
Speaker 2: it's really hard to keep up with. And she's even
Speaker 2: said she's thinking about looking for another job because of it. Man,
Speaker 2: But before that happens, Brooke is going to reach out
Speaker 2: with one final change, and you need to text in
Speaker 2: at seven eighty five, nine to two, and tell us
Speaker 2: if you think Brook takes it a little bit too
Speaker 2: far at the end. That's what our producer said. He
Speaker 2: looked at it, but give us feedback. It's your phone
Speaker 2: tap right now.
Speaker 1: Hello, Hi, Stacy, Yeah, this is Yeah, this is Ellen
Speaker 1: de Borgberg from corporate. Oh.
Speaker 12: Hi, how's it going.
Speaker 1: I'm well, I'm calling in regards to the memo we
Speaker 1: sent out regarding the position and title changes that are
Speaker 1: happening within your office.
Speaker 12: Oh, I'm sorry, I don't think I've seen anything. Let
Speaker 12: me just check my stamp folder real quick and just
Speaker 12: see I that's odd. Yeah, and I'm so sorry I'm
Speaker 12: not seeing anything.
Speaker 1: I guess I'll need you to email this because you're
Speaker 1: going to be the one disseminating this information. I'll just
Speaker 1: tell you the names and then you shoot it out.
Speaker 12: Okay, sounds good.
Speaker 1: Okay, are you ready?
Speaker 12: Yep, I'm ready.
Speaker 8: Okay.
Speaker 7: Well, starting tomorrow, Paul's going to be reporting to mary Anne,
Speaker 7: Marianne is going to be reporting to Tammy.
Speaker 1: And now tell me is going to be reporting to Richard.
Speaker 1: Hopefully that will help the strategic optimization.
Speaker 12: Okay, I'm sorry, can you go a little short. I'm
Speaker 12: trying to type to.
Speaker 1: Keep up, but you're going to need to be typing
Speaker 1: a little faster than that if you're going to be
Speaker 1: working here.
Speaker 12: Okay, okay, So Paul is going to be reporting to
Speaker 12: who mary Anne?
Speaker 1: Marianne's reporting to Tammy, and Tammy's going to be reporting
Speaker 1: to Richard.
Speaker 12: I'm so sorry. I don't I don't know who any
Speaker 12: of these people are.
Speaker 8: We don't have a.
Speaker 12: Paul Marianne, to Tammy or Richard.
Speaker 13: In our office.
Speaker 1: Are you new?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 12: I've been here for three years.
Speaker 7: Okay, well I just need to ask this. Please don't
Speaker 7: take offense. Is this an anti social thing? Like you
Speaker 7: don't like your co so you don't know them?
Speaker 12: I just honestly don't recognize any of those names, Like
Speaker 12: those people just don't work here. This is tactics, right, No,
Speaker 12: I'm sorry, I don't know what that is. Is that
Speaker 12: a company?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 1: Shoot, we manage a few different companies. I must have
Speaker 1: dialed the wrong one. Oh good thing. This wasn't a
Speaker 1: call about firing, am I?
Speaker 7: Right?
Speaker 13: Yeah?
Speaker 12: Okay, well that makes a lot more sense. I was,
Speaker 12: you know, like, who are these people?
Speaker 1: I mean?
Speaker 7: Actually, I don't have time to chit chat.
Speaker 1: I've got another call to make.
Speaker 3: Thank you.
Speaker 1: Oh hello, Hi, Stacy.
Speaker 7: I meant to call you back a few minutes ago,
Speaker 7: but just had a little rendezvous with my husband in
Speaker 7: the office and well, let's just say, papers got mixed up.
Speaker 1: My desk is a wreck. Wink.
Speaker 12: Okay, can I can I help you?
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 7: Yes, I have the correct reorg list for your office,
Speaker 7: So just let me know when you're ready and I
Speaker 7: can tell your employees.
Speaker 12: Okay, yeah, I'm ready.
Speaker 7: Okay.
Speaker 1: Paul is going to report to mary Anne, Marianne is
Speaker 1: going to report to Tammy, and Tammy is going to
Speaker 1: be reporting to Richard. Wait, am I going too fast
Speaker 1: for you again?
Speaker 8: No?
Speaker 12: No, those are just names of people that don't work here.
Speaker 12: That's the same list you gave me before.
Speaker 13: Really, yeah, what's going on?
Speaker 12: Did you really mean to call me?
Speaker 8: Or I mean?
Speaker 12: This is this is odd?
Speaker 7: All right, here's the real deal.
Speaker 1: I don't really work at corporate.
Speaker 12: What do you mean caught me?
Speaker 1: I'm actually unemployed right now.
Speaker 7: And I guess I had a plan to impress you
Speaker 7: by reading off a bunch of names and hoping you'd say, wow,
Speaker 7: she sounds on top of things. Yeah, And then we'd
Speaker 7: work together and become best friends and go out to
Speaker 7: grab coffee and croissants.
Speaker 8: This is this is really weird.
Speaker 7: It would be right. Oh and then on weekends we'd
Speaker 7: hit up different wine bars looking to pick up lonely men.
Speaker 7: Just you, Me and your friend Amy the trace a megas.
Speaker 7: Wait doesn't that sound fun?
Speaker 12: You know Amy?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 7: Yeah, she's the one that set you up for this
Speaker 7: prank phone call. This is actually brug from the radio
Speaker 7: show Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.
Speaker 1: We're doing a phone tap on you. I thought you
Speaker 1: were excited you just met your new best friend.
Speaker 7: I mean you Amy, a couple of soft lonks.
Speaker 1: You do sound fun?
Speaker 7: We could live together.
Speaker 12: You're not serious though, right.
Speaker 8: Oh?
Speaker 1: I have the best It's wine o'clock sign.
Speaker 2: You'll love it.
Speaker 12: I'll put it up in our bedroom, our bedroom.
Speaker 4: You, me and my husban.
Speaker 13: Okay, wow, wake.
Speaker 3: Up every morning with taps weekday mornings on the twenties
Speaker 3: Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning.
Speaker 2: If you look online, there are a million different tips
Speaker 2: and tricks that are supposed to help guys who want
Speaker 2: to pick up ladies out in public.
Speaker 3: Oh.
Speaker 1: I can't tell you how many times I've searched for that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we all need it sometimes, Like maybe you're supposed
Speaker 2: to do a cool magic trick to sort of.
Speaker 1: Diamond ring.
Speaker 2: Just go how is amvolla? My pants have disappeared?
Speaker 1: Actually take my ring instead.
Speaker 2: One of our listeners says that he got his dating
Speaker 2: pickup advice and inspiration by watching one video online and
Speaker 2: actually went out and tried it. Huh what did he do?
Speaker 2: You're gonna hear it in your brand new second date
Speaker 2: updates coming right after this second date up date. What
Speaker 2: do you do if you've been single for the last
Speaker 2: few years, You've been on over a dozen dates on
Speaker 2: a dozen different dating apps, and absolutely nothing has stuck. Oh,
Speaker 2: you'd have to actually leave your house in order for
Speaker 2: that to count. As you could become a monk and
Speaker 2: take a vow of celibacy to make it seem like
Speaker 2: it was all your idea the whole time.
Speaker 1: They like some of those places, beautiful views.
Speaker 2: All virgins up there. Or you could do the most
Speaker 2: frightening thing in the world, like our listener Rob did,
Speaker 2: and meet someone in real life. People don't actually do
Speaker 2: that anymore. Actually, you scare me. Welcome to the show.
Speaker 8: Thank you so much. Thanks for having me.
Speaker 1: That's exciting that, you know. I feel like we've heard
Speaker 1: a couple of these stories lately. Maybe people are going
Speaker 1: back to this trend.
Speaker 2: It's either exciting in a real low moment in your life.
Speaker 2: So which one?
Speaker 8: No, I'm like you said, I'm just completely done with
Speaker 8: the apps, like no one ever wants to meet up.
Speaker 8: It's just a waste of my time.
Speaker 1: Okay, So what'd you do to meet somebody in person?
Speaker 1: What was your trick?
Speaker 8: Well, normally how I would try to meet someone, I'd
Speaker 8: be like, if you know you were a vegetable, you'd
Speaker 8: be a cute cumber. Oh line, And I'll say that
Speaker 8: on a dating app and stuff. And I mean, sometimes
Speaker 8: it'll work, they'll respond to me, and sometimes it just
Speaker 8: it just won't.
Speaker 2: It's pretty not just like jokes.
Speaker 3: Like bad jokes.
Speaker 1: It's pretty cheesy. Yeah yeah.
Speaker 2: Or maybe that was a little bit too high brow
Speaker 2: that they don't understand cute cumber. Yeah, I mean it's
Speaker 2: like vegetables and cute old ones.
Speaker 8: Another one that I've tried before that sometimes works. Excuse me,
Speaker 8: you seem to have dropped something. Oh oh, it's your standards.
Speaker 8: Can I buy you a drink?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 1: I like that to yourself.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: I mean I'm starting to feel like it's not the
Speaker 1: app's fault that you're not meeting a lot of people.
Speaker 2: It's the wrong girl.
Speaker 4: You need a girl who's like loves that silly stuff.
Speaker 8: Brother, that's what I'm hoping to find here.
Speaker 2: Okay, Okay, So you said that's what you used to do.
Speaker 2: Those were your old strategies. Do you mean that you
Speaker 2: have like a new thing that you were trying.
Speaker 8: Yeah, So I found this video online and there was
Speaker 8: this guy who said that there's just one like super
Speaker 8: simple trick that you have to do.
Speaker 2: Oh okay, everybody listening right this time.
Speaker 8: So you're at like a bar or something. You walk
Speaker 8: like right next to her, and then you lean over
Speaker 8: the bartender and you just say, I'll have an old
Speaker 8: fashion she'll have a rainbow lemon drop, and then just
Speaker 8: say put it on my tab and then just walk away.
Speaker 3: Wait, she's like, you.
Speaker 1: Drink in a gross free drink. Yeah, Like you get
Speaker 1: a good old fashion and she gets a rainbow lemon drop.
Speaker 4: Well, I think it's just any drink, right, Like, you
Speaker 4: don't always have to.
Speaker 2: Be Yeah, you don't have to stick with the rainbow lemons.
Speaker 2: Off just like some sort of free drink for her.
Speaker 2: I'm getting something for me, put it on my tab,
Speaker 2: and then you walk away.
Speaker 1: Wait, and you think she wants to date ux you
Speaker 1: bought her free drink. No, but it's a mystery, so
Speaker 1: you're gonna follow him to find out who he is. No,
Speaker 1: that's the best part, not having to talk to the guy.
Speaker 3: Who you drink. Yeah.
Speaker 8: No, the guy in the video said that I'm just
Speaker 8: like you said. It kind of creates a mystery. You know,
Speaker 8: She's like, she's just gonna start thinking about you and
Speaker 8: thinking about you.
Speaker 2: Different than most guys that buy people drinks, because most
Speaker 2: guys will do it and then stick around and be like,
Speaker 2: all right, I bought you something, now you owe me
Speaker 2: like ten minutes of time. So did you do this
Speaker 2: out in the real world?
Speaker 8: So I actually just tried it the other night and
Speaker 8: it works.
Speaker 7: Damn.
Speaker 8: Okay, your name was Camilla, Camilla.
Speaker 1: How long did it take for Camilla to get the
Speaker 1: drink and go find you?
Speaker 8: Literally five minutes? Like she had not finished the drink.
Speaker 8: She had it in her hand when she walked up
Speaker 8: to me.
Speaker 5: Okay, wow, Well, every time she looks down at the drink,
Speaker 5: she's thinking of you, Well, you must be.
Speaker 11: Pretty attractive, because she wouldn't's not attractive.
Speaker 1: Like Jeff said, it's so nice not to owe anybody anything, yeah,
Speaker 1: or something, you know, like it's such a relief, probably
Speaker 1: to her.
Speaker 2: And I don't think it has anything to do with attractiveness.
Speaker 2: It's just like the mystery of it. Yeah, it's like
Speaker 2: a It's like an ugly guy gave you a drink
Speaker 2: and then walked away.
Speaker 1: You'd probably be like, huh, I wouldn't go talk to him.
Speaker 2: No, yeah I was, but but it worked for Rob.
Speaker 2: So how long did you guys talk?
Speaker 8: We were talking for like maybe ten minutes or so.
Speaker 8: She said she was waiting for a friend, so when
Speaker 8: her friend came, she did have to leave. But oh, okay,
Speaker 8: so she was just I did give her or she
Speaker 8: gave me my number? Oh she gave me her number?
Speaker 2: Yeah scary if she gave you your number.
Speaker 8: Number and I text her and she like replied right
Speaker 8: then just like got it. So I know she didn't
Speaker 8: give me a fake number.
Speaker 1: Okay, okay, wait, did you guys go on on a date?
Speaker 8: I have not heard from her. I tried to see her.
Speaker 8: They tried to cut something up and I've got nothing.
Speaker 1: Okay, And so the guy in the video on YouTube
Speaker 1: that you watch, he didn't have any phones.
Speaker 8: There was no part too.
Speaker 2: No, yes, but a tech minute conversation is basically like
Speaker 2: a long term relationship in the modern dating world. You'd
Speaker 2: been together for a very long time. Yeah, but I
Speaker 2: guess we should ask do we know one hundred percent
Speaker 2: that this Camilla girl was single?
Speaker 1: Oh, that is a risk in this one, because you
Speaker 1: buy him a drink before you hit on, you know,
Speaker 1: before you.
Speaker 4: Talk to us.
Speaker 8: True, I mean that is straight out ask her. But
Speaker 8: she was definitely like leaning into it. I feel like
Speaker 8: I'm pretty sure.
Speaker 2: But if she if she was in a relationship, she
Speaker 2: probably wouldn't have like walked across and tracked you down,
Speaker 2: like struck up a conversation and her friend was there.
Speaker 2: How long has it been since that bar interaction?
Speaker 8: About four days now.
Speaker 1: Okay, not that long? How many texts have you sent?
Speaker 3: Uh?
Speaker 8: Possibly like five or six.
Speaker 1: On the line of maybe too many?
Speaker 2: But yeah, maybe she's gaming you back. Maybe this is
Speaker 2: like a girl strategy to pick the guy back up
Speaker 2: after you pick her up. But we'll find out. We'll
Speaker 2: come back though, because he'll call a radio stations all
Speaker 2: according to and then we come back and call Camilla
Speaker 2: try and get you your second date update.
Speaker 9: Right after this second date update, welcome my friends to
Speaker 9: today's special edition of How to Seduce a Beautiful Woman
Speaker 9: Without speaking a word to her.
Speaker 2: It's Brooke and Jeffrey in the Bedroom. Today's pickup strategy
Speaker 2: comes from our listener Rob, who tried something that he
Speaker 2: found in an online video where if you're.
Speaker 1: At a bar with that voice and when you say
Speaker 1: online it sounds like something we shouldn't be taking.
Speaker 2: It's not like that, but you just you go up
Speaker 2: next to the woman that you like. You don't talk
Speaker 2: to her, just order yourself a drink, then, without asking,
Speaker 2: order her a drink and simply smile and walk away.
Speaker 2: Let the mystery do the work for you. Yes, And
Speaker 2: that was different from Rob's previous strategy, which was to
Speaker 2: basically use cheesy pickup lines like if you were a vegetable,
Speaker 2: I'd say you were a cute cumber.
Speaker 1: We started talking to Rob and he's like, yeah, it
Speaker 1: didn't work for twelve years. Yeah, twelve years of the
Speaker 1: same fing.
Speaker 2: He decided to try something different and it worked.
Speaker 1: Yeah, kind of I'll approached him and they talked for
Speaker 1: ten minutes. She didn't give her a number, but.
Speaker 2: Yeah, she's not calling him back. But overall, I mean
Speaker 2: after learning that move, Rob, do you feel like you're
Speaker 2: more confident in yourself?
Speaker 7: Yeah?
Speaker 8: I mean I think I do. The fact that she
Speaker 8: walked up to me, like, that's just crazy.
Speaker 2: You think she's a psychopath.
Speaker 1: You're saying, I think crazy in a good way to okay,
Speaker 1: good not crazy in a bad.
Speaker 2: Way, crazy in love? Like, yeah, okay, we're gonna call
Speaker 2: her right now. And remember, Rob, wait till we call
Speaker 2: you in in order to jump on. Okay, We've got
Speaker 2: a lot of people just springing on the line without permission,
Speaker 2: So have some self control over there, got it?
Speaker 1: He really feels like a wild card.
Speaker 2: Jeff All right, here we go.
Speaker 7: Hello.
Speaker 2: Hey is this Camilla?
Speaker 8: Yes?
Speaker 11: It is who.
Speaker 2: We're a radio station called Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.
Speaker 1: Camilla.
Speaker 11: Okay, how can I how can I help you?
Speaker 7: Then?
Speaker 2: Yeah, well, you went out with a guy who listens
Speaker 2: to our show.
Speaker 1: I don't know if i'd say that, I would say,
Speaker 1: you met a guy at a bar who listens to
Speaker 1: our show.
Speaker 2: His name is Rob, and you guys met like four
Speaker 2: nights ago.
Speaker 8: Ish.
Speaker 11: Yeah, okay, yeah, no, I I know who you're talking about.
Speaker 2: Okay, okay, Well Rob, he bought you a drink and
Speaker 2: you guys ended up talking for a few minutes until
Speaker 2: your friend got there, and he knows it.
Speaker 1: Wasn't like a lot of time together, but you know,
Speaker 1: he was impressed by who you were.
Speaker 2: We're just wondering what were your thoughts about Rob?
Speaker 11: He was he was nice.
Speaker 1: Uh, Okay.
Speaker 2: We always have a bad reaction when the only thing
Speaker 2: that they say is nice.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 1: First, I just want to hear, like when he went
Speaker 1: up to the bar and he bought you a drink
Speaker 1: without saying anything, what was going through your head?
Speaker 11: Honestly, I've never had something like that happen to me before,
Speaker 11: so it was kind of just like, well, he was
Speaker 11: a little timid about it at first, so I didn't
Speaker 11: honestly know fully if he was talking to me or
Speaker 11: about me at first. But then there really was no
Speaker 11: one else around us, and he just walked away and
Speaker 11: there was a drink there for me, So I was
Speaker 11: I was intrigued.
Speaker 12: I was confused, but I was intrigued.
Speaker 2: How we wanted you to feel that worked?
Speaker 1: So what's crazy is it came across as timid to you,
Speaker 1: not as like uber confidence.
Speaker 3: Off.
Speaker 4: I was like the trick.
Speaker 2: Maybe he should have done like the Superman pose when
Speaker 2: he ordered it, like I shall have an old fashioned
Speaker 2: and she shall have a lemon drop with that help.
Speaker 11: Uh no, I probably would not have gotten the conversation
Speaker 11: out of me from that.
Speaker 1: Okay, so it's not bad what he did.
Speaker 2: I mean, we're confused. Why you're not responding?
Speaker 11: Well, okay, so I was there waiting for my friend
Speaker 11: and he told us that. Okay, so when she got there,
Speaker 11: we left, We went and did our own thing.
Speaker 1: Uh huh.
Speaker 11: But you know how I said I had never had
Speaker 11: someone do something like that before. I can't say that anymore,
Speaker 11: obviously because of Rob. But I would also have like
Speaker 11: three more Nichols if I said I had a nickel
Speaker 11: every time that's happened to me.
Speaker 2: Since, what what do you mean you got?
Speaker 1: I think she means that other people did that for her.
Speaker 11: The same night, the same exact night, these two other
Speaker 11: guys came up and did the exact same thing.
Speaker 8: To us, both me and my friend.
Speaker 2: They stole Rob's move. They probably saw do that across
Speaker 2: the bar and oh.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I think it's a different bar. Did you But
Speaker 1: did you go talk to the other two guys? I
Speaker 1: mean you only went and talked to Rob right.
Speaker 11: Well, the second guy that did it. I was like,
Speaker 11: where is this coming from?
Speaker 10: Because obviously I'm not saying that Rob is not possibly
Speaker 10: a trendsetter in his own circles of life, but I
Speaker 10: don't think I would.
Speaker 11: Be giving him credit for it.
Speaker 2: If I had to guess, doesn't seem answer?
Speaker 1: Yeah, what do you say?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 11: He he literally pulled it up on his phone and
Speaker 11: showed me this like Instagram reel.
Speaker 1: So another guy ruined it for our guy because if
Speaker 1: if you hadn't known that, if that hadn't happened, would
Speaker 1: you have contacted Rob? I mean maybe?
Speaker 2: But I was just playing, Okay, we can work with maybe,
Speaker 2: and I think Rob can probably work with maybe two
Speaker 2: because he just might be on the other line right now,
Speaker 2: listening and wanting to talk to you, Camilla, quick nonchalant Bro,
Speaker 2: Rob you there.
Speaker 8: Yeah, I'm here, and look, Camilla, I am. I'm honestly embarrassed.
Speaker 8: I'm sorry I did. I saw it on a TikTok video.
Speaker 8: I was just nervous and like you were really pretty.
Speaker 8: I just kind of wanted to see if it work.
Speaker 11: Yeah, but like how many girls did you try that on?
Speaker 8: It was just you. You were the first one and
Speaker 8: I got your number and I was so happy, and
Speaker 8: I'm sorry, that's cute.
Speaker 11: I don't know, I feel like I feel like some
Speaker 11: red flags are popping.
Speaker 2: Up on my radar here, like what you feel like
Speaker 2: Rob's a player?
Speaker 1: Like that wasn't sincere? Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 11: At first, you think, Okay, this guy's buying me a
Speaker 11: drink and seems nice and seems cool, and then you
Speaker 11: find out that it's just some dumb guy on YouTube
Speaker 11: or TikTok or instant whatever, being like this is so
Speaker 11: you pick up jukes.
Speaker 1: That was a really good impression. And I've never even
Speaker 1: seen the video.
Speaker 2: I want you to do these videos.
Speaker 8: I do follow that guy though, yod I did see
Speaker 8: you across the bar though, and like I chose you.
Speaker 8: I thought you were so cute for a distance, and
Speaker 8: when I got to you, like if you were a vegetable,
Speaker 8: you'd be a cutecumber or something.
Speaker 11: Wait did you oh my yeah, no, no, no, that
Speaker 11: that was funny, like that that's way more you than
Speaker 11: then the lemon drop.
Speaker 9: That's how you should that's how you should have.
Speaker 1: Come up to me.
Speaker 8: It seems like you dropped something just now because oh wait,
Speaker 8: it's your standard.
Speaker 9: Where where was this guy?
Speaker 4: Rob?
Speaker 2: Where was this guy?
Speaker 1: This is definitely him?
Speaker 8: Wow, I guess I'm just a thief because I'm here
Speaker 8: to steal your heart.
Speaker 3: Oh gosh, okay.
Speaker 11: Wait, wait a minute, you might be taking it too far.
Speaker 2: I don't think anyone can take any more of this conversation.
Speaker 2: I think we just need to offer to send you
Speaker 2: guys out on another date that we would pay for.
Speaker 2: If you don't do what, I'm going to.
Speaker 1: Marry this man you can have, it'll just become like
Speaker 1: the cutest couple we've ever.
Speaker 2: Had on the show, A cucumber couple.
Speaker 8: God, that's my that's I'm I'm I'm fattening that.
Speaker 2: By the way, that's all wrong original. You would like
Speaker 2: to send you out on another date with Rob or
Speaker 2: I guess on your first official date with Rob.
Speaker 11: If you're up for it, you promise not to just
Speaker 11: try to buy me a lemon drop and be all mysterious.
Speaker 8: I can't promise that I won't say some more cheesy lines,
Speaker 8: but I will I won't get you a lemon drop.
Speaker 1: Okay, he'll be himself. That's so sweet, perfect I am.
Speaker 11: I am not lactose in tolerant. I want to all
Speaker 11: the cheese.
Speaker 7: I love it.
Speaker 8: I love that. God, yeah it was it was guda.
Speaker 1: Okay.
Speaker 2: I can't get off the phone with you fast enough.
Speaker 2: We're so happy for it. Congratulations. Please keep us updated,
Speaker 2: but only through email.
Speaker 3: Please faking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, how weird was that?
Speaker 3: I thought it was so cute.
Speaker 2: You thought it was weird? Well, just that it works?
Speaker 3: Oh my god.
Speaker 1: I just thought like it was just proof that he
Speaker 1: should have just been himself in the beginning and it
Speaker 1: all would have been so much better.
Speaker 2: But the hardest part about the call is like we
Speaker 2: couldn't say anything to blow his cover.
Speaker 1: Oh about the one like that he just came up
Speaker 1: with that one line on the side because.
Speaker 2: In part one he said that those are the cheesy
Speaker 2: lines about the cucumber. Those used to be his go
Speaker 2: to before he tried.
Speaker 1: I mean, why would we call him out on that?
Speaker 2: Well, yeah, there was just no way to bring it
Speaker 2: out harmless exactly, Like we weren't going to blow up
Speaker 2: his spot. But It's just crazy that the old stuff
Speaker 2: worked on this new girl.
Speaker 1: Before the next day, I can tell you right now
Speaker 1: he is ferociously googling new pickup lines to come.
Speaker 2: Up with Yeah, as cheesy as they can go, because
Speaker 2: she loved it. Maybe the key is he was doing
Speaker 2: them over text and DMS and those types of things
Speaker 2: only work in person.
Speaker 1: Okay, maybe, and I think I'm going to go back
Speaker 1: to just be yourself.
Speaker 2: But sure yea yeah, I'm like, don't steal other people's jokes.
Speaker 2: Ok try and be as original as you can. I
Speaker 2: think that's the lesson that we learned. And another lesson
Speaker 2: that you learned is you can always email us for
Speaker 2: help with your dating life.
Speaker 3: Brooking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 2: You know, one of the biggest regrets I have in
Speaker 2: my life happened when I was growing up in LA
Speaker 2: as a young up and coming raw music talent, Jeffrey,
Speaker 2: is that you're like, that was what I called myself.
Speaker 2: I had it on my little card, has.
Speaker 1: Such emphasis on raw when you said that very raw.
Speaker 2: But somehow I managed to book an audition for the
Speaker 2: Mickey Mouse Club.
Speaker 3: Wow.
Speaker 2: That was so excited. But on the way over to
Speaker 2: the studio, the unthinkable happened. My family stretch limo broke down.
Speaker 2: We had to call in our backup stretch. Hummer, how embarrassing, Jeff,
Speaker 2: that broke down too, the.
Speaker 1: Whole thing or just the hot tub.
Speaker 2: In the back, just the jacuzzi. Par so that was
Speaker 2: no good And what did we have to do? We
Speaker 2: had to call our family friend mister T to pull
Speaker 2: the limo by hand down the freeway to see all
Speaker 2: the way to Disney h Q, where I arrived five
Speaker 2: minutes too late. Missed my chance and the role went
Speaker 2: to some Tennessee kid named Justin Timberlin.
Speaker 1: But you know what, but he still doesn't have mister
Speaker 1: T on his side.
Speaker 2: But it could have been me dancing with Britney Spears
Speaker 2: and bringing Sexy back. But no, I'm stuck here, just
Speaker 2: doing another song of the week with like.
Speaker 4: Seven limmos in the garage, all backed up this place.
Speaker 2: To blow my own bubbles and the jacuzzie. Now I'm
Speaker 2: gonna sing. It's coming up. It is Song of the
Speaker 2: week time. A lot of people listening. This is the
Speaker 2: last day of school or the final day at work
Speaker 2: at the Lucky Ones before they take a few days
Speaker 2: off to celebrate the main holiday of the year that
Speaker 2: centers around food.
Speaker 1: I mean, honestly, I love this holidays.
Speaker 2: We are talking about Thanksgiving.
Speaker 1: God, this is going to make me hungry just talking
Speaker 1: about it.
Speaker 4: I love it. We eat so much, we get two
Speaker 4: days off.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's a tradition. I know a lot of you
Speaker 2: probably wanted me to sing about nutritional goals and healthy
Speaker 2: meals substitutes like baked cucumber and kidney bean cast role,
Speaker 2: but it's not happening because you're not doing that because,
Speaker 2: believe it or not, there's something more important than food,
Speaker 2: and that's food spending time with family. Sorry, I didn't
Speaker 2: I didn't mean to say that. What I meant to
Speaker 2: say was the cringe worthy, stress inducing, horribly awkward moments
Speaker 2: that you have to suffer through with your family. Yeah,
Speaker 2: you have to give through one to get to the other.
Speaker 2: I mean, really, that is what Thanksgiving is all about.
Speaker 2: Because when you're looking back on past gatherings, sure you
Speaker 2: might remember like specific foods or dishes that you liked
Speaker 2: or that you look forward to every year, but the
Speaker 2: moments that live forever up in your mind are those
Speaker 2: little mini holiday disasters that just seemed to pop up
Speaker 2: every single time you go home and sit down around
Speaker 2: that dinner table, Yeah, something's gonna go weird or wrong.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 5: Year my mom took the potrells down two hours early
Speaker 5: for some reason, on to microwave slices of meat.
Speaker 7: Exactly.
Speaker 1: What about last year my sister in law hosted and
Speaker 1: managed to literally not cook one thing. No, she was
Speaker 1: literally not one, not one thing.
Speaker 2: My family last year we cooked so long we didn't
Speaker 2: start eating till midnight. Yeah, it was the worst of
Speaker 2: an ever. But anyway, those are the moments that you
Speaker 2: just look back on and remember. And I thought I
Speaker 2: could sing a song that brings all of them to light.
Speaker 1: Oh let's go for a dysfunction jack.
Speaker 2: This in one crazy experience. So instead of doing doja
Speaker 2: cats smash hit, I paint the town red. It's the
Speaker 2: young Jeffreys. This turkey ain't dead.
Speaker 1: Oh no, that's why you didn't met some midnight. I
Speaker 1: get it.
Speaker 3: Now.
Speaker 1: There's a real personal tail.
Speaker 2: Yeah, well sprinkled throughout this. But this is for all
Speaker 2: the family Thanksgivings that we're gonna just have to suffer through.
Speaker 2: Good luck everybody. I'm on the point when I'm ready point, Yeah,
Speaker 2: gets my home.
Speaker 6: The dread this Thanksgiving, called the code red checked inside
Speaker 6: the oven and said, I don't think this turkey is
Speaker 6: quite dead.
Speaker 1: Dog scratch.
Speaker 6: A mic bird hopped off the snow. Then it flag
Speaker 6: skin so tanned, looks like harp mad. Don't freak out,
Speaker 6: just call about that wearing Perrol because the bird turned
Speaker 6: out to be Farrell.
Speaker 2: Uncle Karol. Now the stop thing really is a Serra
Speaker 2: aunt to Carroll drinking seven yon block by the barrel
Speaker 2: on the news. She don't call, had to take her
Speaker 2: home in a wheelbarrow.
Speaker 6: Yeah, my Thanksgiving is off a come lamity, sending one
Speaker 6: whole dank with my family. Uncle Larry Quote and Sean Kennedy.
Speaker 6: Oh good lord, here comes the profanities our quote kitchen
Speaker 6: looks like her travesty poor Din Ramsey minus Duff Pageantry,
Speaker 6: pouse cat napping inside the bird's cabin and tinfoil in
Speaker 6: the microwave. Tragically, Uncle's brand new girlfriend by his side,
Speaker 6: not her in the district of red light, says he
Speaker 6: wanna make her his new bride. Nanda Doris choked and
Speaker 6: when bug eyed up, he's telling me to go sit
Speaker 6: where up down at the kids table right there on
Speaker 6: I'm thirty five you are aware of next to my
Speaker 6: niece in a lawn chair.
Speaker 1: Six straight.
Speaker 6: You're the at jam drop. Her female roommate up Pain
Speaker 6: swears that they're just really good friends. Kick back in
Speaker 6: their doctor Martin's Oops, mine, thanks just turned.
Speaker 2: Road drop, d are you sugar?
Speaker 1: I did?
Speaker 2: It was laundry pounder instead. Dad didn't care.
Speaker 6: Still ate that corn bread watching Cagle see my football
Speaker 6: team score a bagel Walmer dogs on the table with
Speaker 6: the bulla sweet potatoes.
Speaker 4: Another fail.
Speaker 2: Got a phone call from our uncle day all being.
Speaker 4: Held at the jail.
Speaker 6: Papa Lou didn't want to pay the bay all. Yeah,
Speaker 6: pop that mouthful of turkey legs. You gonna put my
Speaker 6: new skins to the sturdy test. Getting so much bloke
Speaker 6: from the gravy fact make a mozzie's day. Folk feel
Speaker 6: a bit jealous. I'm gonna make a small talk with
Speaker 6: my cousin Liz. I don't know, but if that's a
Speaker 6: little flirtatious.
Speaker 2: On a pet, I could feel her foot.
Speaker 6: Grazes made a promise that we stopped after two bases
Speaker 6: same time last year.
Speaker 2: The whole place was charred fring but.
Speaker 6: Turkey and torched the yard burned the garage of but
Speaker 6: mama's car brown liquid, not my Hershey bar, I can't sleep, Mama,
Speaker 6: Grandpa Doug's got the demon snares.
Speaker 2: We so loud that he shakes the doors. Ear plugs
Speaker 2: in couldn't block the roars.
Speaker 6: I switched wine from white to red. Mom says, why
Speaker 6: aren't you married young? Don't want kids, she asks, my girlfriend?
Speaker 2: Not with him, she says, under France.
Speaker 6: Books his whiskey instead straight up it with my I'm
Speaker 6: good NAT's gonna passed out one foot shot of his
Speaker 6: fads took a sharpieon, drunk on his head. Nevamella, Grandma
Speaker 6: Mabel's getting more forgetball. She set her wig in the
Speaker 6: jello trying to call the cabas a letto. When we're
Speaker 6: set off, speech out A little sentimental come, he cried,
Speaker 6: and not a letter more tell us?
Speaker 2: Then I breakfast continental too much?
Speaker 3: What come?
Speaker 2: Just one more by?
Speaker 1: It was amazing. It was so lyrically dense.
Speaker 2: I was terrified the whole time that I sang it,
Speaker 2: just thinking about having to do all of this stuff
Speaker 2: over again. Good luck to everybody out there. That's your
Speaker 2: Thanksgiving song of the week. Yeah, you can text in
Speaker 2: seventy five nights. You tell us what you thought about it.
Speaker 2: We'll have the video up with all the lyrics on
Speaker 2: all of our socials aprok and Jeffrey on TikTok and
Speaker 2: on Instagram and YouTube everywhere.
Speaker 5: And shout out to your uncle or Anne whoever gets
Speaker 5: drunk at noon, like there's always one.
Speaker 1: You could always use the song on TikTok for a
Speaker 1: video of them, right, you know.
Speaker 2: Tag us and traumatize the world in your family.
Speaker 3: Life brooking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 2: Got a text seventy five nine two that says, I
Speaker 2: remember when my aunt surprised our family with turkey sushi
Speaker 2: rolls instead of a proper bird one year.
Speaker 1: Tell me they were cooked, please.
Speaker 2: Because I thought it was funny. But my dad eventually
Speaker 2: got so frustrated he took his chopsticks and threw them
Speaker 2: into the fireplace.
Speaker 1: The plastic Kinds.
Speaker 2: Classic Thanksgiving if you missed it. Instead of singing the
Speaker 2: Doja Cat song, I Paint the Town red, I sang
Speaker 2: my own version called this Turkey Ain't Dead in honor
Speaker 2: of all the awkward, cringey, wonderfully messy memories that live
Speaker 2: up in our heads. Rent free from Thanksgivings past.
Speaker 3: That is right.
Speaker 1: If it turns out perfect, nobody remembers anything.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and we're actually getting a lot of feedback on
Speaker 2: the textboard with people sharing some of their biggest Thanksgiving disasters. Brooke,
Speaker 2: what do you got?
Speaker 7: Oh?
Speaker 1: I remember I screwed up at Thanksgiving a couple of
Speaker 1: years back. Okay, I set the table for ten people,
Speaker 1: but only nine showed. Oh no, When I asked, where's
Speaker 1: Grandma Mert curently, she passed away in February and I
Speaker 1: had forgotten.
Speaker 2: That stopped her from coming. Come on, Grandma Mert, let
Speaker 2: a little death hold you back played off and you're like,
Speaker 2: this is an honor. Yeah, she said.
Speaker 1: We still left her seat open, and it turned out
Speaker 1: to be funny.
Speaker 2: She had more than anybody at the bottle.
Speaker 1: Gravy out for Grandma Murger.
Speaker 2: If you miss it, if you want to hear it again,
Speaker 2: or share it with a friend or a family member
Speaker 2: that you're going to be thinking about or sitting across
Speaker 2: the table from this Thanksgiving, go to the Brook and
Speaker 2: Jeffrey YouTube page, our Facebook, Insta, and our TikTok All
Speaker 2: of that at Brook and Jeffrey So Happy thanks gorging
Speaker 2: to everyone out there. I hope you have a great holiday.
Speaker 3: And Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 2: On the phone is a woman named Rhianne who lost
Speaker 2: to you during the summer Brook. She admits she choked.
Speaker 2: Oh wow, she messed up. But today she's back and
Speaker 2: things are gonna be different. Why one, she made sure
Speaker 2: she got her coffee this morning before she played. Or two,
Speaker 2: there's not currently a rush at her work.
Speaker 1: Okay, she was trying to.
Speaker 2: Answer customers and answer questions last time. This time she's
Speaker 2: taken a break, all right, Like.
Speaker 1: Why did you yell out the state of Arizona?
Speaker 2: But Rianne is back. She is our Rudy of the days. Guys, Wait,
Speaker 2: are you at work though?
Speaker 1: Right now? Still?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 8: What do you do for work? I do auto glars.
Speaker 1: I got a huge crack in my windshield right now.
Speaker 13: Well I got you, guys.
Speaker 8: I will hook you up.
Speaker 1: Okay, look at that.
Speaker 2: Okay, I doubt it, she says she's serious. We're gonna
Speaker 2: hold her to it. Oh, you're gonna talk back to
Speaker 2: the person that's not here. Okay, all right, Rianne, she
Speaker 2: has left the studio. You know the game works. He
Speaker 2: got thirty seconds to answer as many questions as possible.
Speaker 2: If you don't know when, you could say past. But
Speaker 2: you do have to beat her outright to win? Are
Speaker 2: you ready? I am all right for redemption. Yeah, your
Speaker 2: time starts now on this day. In two thousand and three,
Speaker 2: Britney Spears became the youngest singer with a star on
Speaker 2: the Hollywood Walk of Fame. How old was she?
Speaker 3: Uh?
Speaker 8: Eighteen?
Speaker 2: Rupert Grint is best known for playing which Harry Potter character? Okay,
Speaker 2: what is the name of the highest mountain in Africa?
Speaker 2: The Hines Company and Hershey Chocolate both operate their factories
Speaker 2: in which state? What do you call an eye doctor?
Speaker 8: Optometry?
Speaker 2: In the original movie? What color top does the Little
Speaker 2: Mermaid wear?
Speaker 3: Uh?
Speaker 8: Green?
Speaker 2: All right? I appreciate Rihann that there was a phone
Speaker 2: ringing at your work and you specifically did not answer
Speaker 2: the phone and help out the customers. You should answer
Speaker 2: the phone. And there was a phone going off in
Speaker 2: the back while she was answering, I was literally.
Speaker 13: Walking in right now to check on that Hey bus.
Speaker 1: God we were talking to her about glass.
Speaker 2: I see my phone screener here. That you have a
Speaker 2: holiday tradition called the saran wrap ball.
Speaker 1: What Yeah.
Speaker 13: Essentially what we do is everybody buy little gifts and
Speaker 13: we buy a costco site saran wrap, and we wrap
Speaker 13: it all in layers and layers and layers, and then
Speaker 13: you have to wear oven miss and try to unwrap
Speaker 13: layers to get kifts.
Speaker 1: That's really funny. I mean, terrible for the environment, but
Speaker 1: really funny.
Speaker 2: I know.
Speaker 12: Thanks Breck, thanks for the reminders.
Speaker 2: All right, Brook, it's your turn. Are you ready? Yes,
Speaker 2: your time starts now. On this day. In two thousand
Speaker 2: and three, Britney Spears became the youngest singer with a
Speaker 2: star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame.
Speaker 1: How old was she two thousand and three? She was
Speaker 1: twenty two.
Speaker 2: Rupert Grint is best known for playing which Holly or
Speaker 2: for which Harry Potter character.
Speaker 1: He was the you know you know Jeff, Yeah, Harry
Speaker 1: and okay.
Speaker 2: Past what is the name of the highest mountain in Africa?
Speaker 1: In Africa Kill?
Speaker 2: The Heinz Company and Hershey Chocolate both operate their factories
Speaker 2: in which state penns I want to struggled on a
Speaker 2: question that it may have come back to Brook. We'll
Speaker 2: find out when we go to the scoreboard with Jose.
Speaker 2: Other weaknesses we're slow learners, and we're not particularly good listeners.
Speaker 2: We're also slow learners. Riann, you got to correct today
Speaker 2: worse than you thought. We got to correct today.
Speaker 1: And Brook I choked on that Harry Potter question.
Speaker 4: Rianne got two extra questions.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, it's like they use one of those
Speaker 1: forget charms the name of.
Speaker 2: The army general.
Speaker 4: And you also got.
Speaker 2: And the tie does go to the house on this one.
Speaker 2: So you're O one and one in all time. But
Speaker 2: let's go to the questions here on this day. In
Speaker 2: two thousand and three, Britney Spears became the youngest singer
Speaker 2: with a star in the Hollywood Walk of Fame. She
Speaker 2: was twenty one years old when she got the impressive
Speaker 2: Rupert Grint is best known for playing Ron Weasley.
Speaker 8: In That.
Speaker 1: All I can think, who is Fred? And George? That's
Speaker 1: all I can say? And I was like, no, that's
Speaker 1: not it.
Speaker 2: Highest mountain in Africa is Mount Kilimanjaro. Heinz Company in
Speaker 2: Hershey Chocolate both operate factories in Pennsylvania. An eye doctor
Speaker 2: is called an optometry.
Speaker 1: I would have gotten that one.
Speaker 2: I mean, in the original movie, what color top does
Speaker 2: the Little Mermaid wear?
Speaker 1: Brook she's wearing a seashell and it's white.
Speaker 2: It's a purple seashells purple purple.
Speaker 1: Hey, listen, I watched on VHS, so it's kind of great.
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Speaker 13: Thank you guys.
Speaker 1: Dog Oh you're sweet. Hey, tag us in one of
Speaker 1: those surrand wrap videos. I want to see it. I
Speaker 1: think it sounds really funny.
Speaker 2: Wo that great fun challenge?
Speaker 1: Yeah, totally yeah.
Speaker 2: And also engrave our show name into somebody's autoglass for us.
Speaker 1: That'd be cool.
Speaker 2: That would help us more. Anyway, Ryan, love having you
Speaker 2: on the show. Thank you for playing. We'll be back
Speaker 2: to do Windbrooks Bucks same time on Monday. Rookie Jeffrey
Speaker 2: in the morning