Speaker 1: Today show is pre recorded.
Speaker 2: Y'all know what time. Y'all don't know y'all.
Speaker 3: At all at all, So.
Speaker 4: Don't given them.
Speaker 5: Black the milon bus busy.
Speaker 4: Listening to show.
Speaker 6: I don't Joy, Yeah, Joy, you.
Speaker 4: Love you yellow.
Speaker 3: You gotta turn't to turn the mouth.
Speaker 7: Turn you probably got to turn the mouth, turn out
Speaker 7: the water the mon.
Speaker 8: Come come on you, huh, I sure will. Good morning everybody,
Speaker 8: y'all listening to the voice, Come on, dig me now.
Speaker 2: One and only Steve Harvey man oh man, got a
Speaker 2: radio show. Yeah, I do.
Speaker 9: God so big to me, man, I just have to
Speaker 9: tell you about it. I can't help it. It's rather
Speaker 9: obvious to me how big, how good God is. He's
Speaker 9: absolutely tremendous. He's off the chain. He owned one, he'd
Speaker 9: be clowning, he'd be just showing out.
Speaker 2: Man.
Speaker 9: I'm just over here, just on the receiving end. You know,
Speaker 9: if you're out there, start your mission today, Start your
Speaker 9: mission today? What are you waiting for? Why do we
Speaker 9: as people delay what we want or delay the process
Speaker 9: to begin what we want our hopes, our dreams, our desires.
Speaker 9: Why won't you start your mission today? Why don't we
Speaker 9: all decide together that just individually. Look you listening. You
Speaker 9: got something that you've been dreaming about. You got an
Speaker 9: ambition of yours that's not yet fulfilled. You got goals
Speaker 9: you haven't accomplished yet. Everybody has them. Everybody's got them.
Speaker 9: Everybody's got something that's on the table that they haven't
Speaker 9: yet attacked yet. What are you waiting for? Start your
Speaker 9: mission today? Stop the procrastination. Now, the procrastination is only
Speaker 9: hurting you yourself. If you got a goal of aspiration
Speaker 9: or dream and you fall off track momentarily, you can
Speaker 9: get back.
Speaker 2: To that because God knows where you left off. Now.
Speaker 9: You may have to accomplish a few more things since
Speaker 9: you stopped for a long period of time, but God
Speaker 9: know where you left off, you can get back on track.
Speaker 9: I look, man, this dream of being on TV since
Speaker 9: I was a kid, and it got off track. Now
Speaker 9: it got off track. I just kept it as one
Speaker 9: of the dreams, and in some real dog moments when
Speaker 9: it looked like it wasn't gonna happen, all I was
Speaker 9: hanging on to was just the hope that one day
Speaker 9: it could. But that's what faith is really about. Faith
Speaker 9: is the belief in things that you cannot see, but
Speaker 9: faith gives you the confidence to keep hoping.
Speaker 2: Man. Sometimes it just keep hope alive. Sometimes you heard.
Speaker 9: Jesse Jackson say it, just keep hope alive. Sometimes, man,
Speaker 9: it's just the hope. I was hanging on a hope.
Speaker 9: And I'm talking about when it got real ugly and
Speaker 9: funky out there for me, when it looked like I
Speaker 9: wasn't gonna ever make it, and all of the facts
Speaker 9: was in and everything pointed in the direction you not
Speaker 9: gonna make it. You done really messed up this time.
Speaker 9: Then I sat there and I just hung on to
Speaker 9: the hope. But man, that's what I'm saying. If you
Speaker 9: got a dream on aspiration of vision or something, when
Speaker 9: you fall off track and you want to go get
Speaker 9: back in line, God holds your place.
Speaker 2: See. He held on to that for me.
Speaker 9: He knew I was off tracking, out of line, but
Speaker 9: he said, okay, here's where we stopped. You want to
Speaker 9: be on TV. Now, when you get it together and
Speaker 9: you quit tripping and you come and you turn to me,
Speaker 9: I'm gonna hold your place, put you back in line.
Speaker 9: Then we're gonna finish the journey that took me a
Speaker 9: lot longer to get here than I wanted to, but
Speaker 9: then it was necessary because I needed all of them
Speaker 9: mishaps to happen to me along the way. So when
Speaker 9: I got on the radio one day, which I did
Speaker 9: not see coming, Steve Harvey got a radio show, y'all.
Speaker 9: That's why I say it every day. See, because of
Speaker 9: this radio show that I didn't see coming.
Speaker 2: Now I have.
Speaker 9: Stories to tell, I got experiences to share, and I
Speaker 9: can tell you about me better I can tell you
Speaker 9: about anybody. And I done been through enough whereas relatable,
Speaker 9: where enough people can go mad that happened to me.
Speaker 9: Appreciate you saying that that's what it was for. See,
Speaker 9: I get it now. See at the time, though I
Speaker 9: didn't like what was happening to me. At the time,
Speaker 9: I was really in total disagreement with God on a
Speaker 9: lot of stuff He was pulling off on me, But
Speaker 9: in essence I was really pulling it off on myself.
Speaker 9: But through his grace and mercy, he kept me through
Speaker 9: all of my mistakes, all my bad decisions, all my miscalculations,
Speaker 9: all my misfires, all the times I knowingly stepped out
Speaker 9: there and did wrong. He forgave me, he said, because man,
Speaker 9: if you ever come to me. I have a plan
Speaker 9: for you that is going to be far and above.
Speaker 9: It will supersede everything you've ever dreamed of. That's what
Speaker 9: I did. I just got sick of me. Goodn't sick
Speaker 9: of me? And I turned it over to God. And
Speaker 9: then God started working and here I am today. Now
Speaker 9: he threw with me yet nope, arrived yet nope. But
Speaker 9: guess what the journey is cool?
Speaker 2: You know.
Speaker 9: It's like I was talking to this young brother the
Speaker 9: other day about comedy. He's a really good stand up.
Speaker 9: You know, this young dude is really good. He said, Man,
Speaker 9: what is this I feel every night before I go
Speaker 9: on stage. I don't know what it is. I just
Speaker 9: want it off me, I said, sir, listen to me,
Speaker 9: you young dude. This thing that climbs on my back
Speaker 9: every night before I go on stage. I don't know
Speaker 9: what it is. It's got something to do with pressure,
Speaker 9: It's got something to do with anticipation. It's got a
Speaker 9: whole lot to do with the fear of falling. He said,
Speaker 9: What you mean by that? I say, every night I
Speaker 9: walk out on stage, it's like I'm about to go
Speaker 9: and step off of cliff. I say, it's a sickening feeling.
Speaker 9: He said, man, but you do so well. I said,
Speaker 9: that's because the parachute opens. I say, but I want
Speaker 9: you to understand something. When I first walk out there,
Speaker 9: it's just stepping off the cliff. Now these jokes provide
Speaker 9: a parachute which slows my descent when I jump off
Speaker 9: the cliff, and I turned it into a glide. And
Speaker 9: then I take the audience this way, and I swung
Speaker 9: them back over to that way. We might swing out
Speaker 9: to the Colorado Rockies. We may go down to Miami
Speaker 9: with this joke. We may take it on out to
Speaker 9: LA and I just swing back and forth till I
Speaker 9: land softly. The crowd cheers. The night is over with,
Speaker 9: I said, but it's been too many nights though. When
Speaker 9: I walked off that cliff and I pulled the cord
Speaker 9: and the parachute didn't open, I said, Now I'm just
Speaker 9: free falling out there for thirty minutes. Ain't no jokes working.
Speaker 9: Ain't the parachute didn't open? I said, So see, that's
Speaker 9: what it's like for me. And then you know what
Speaker 9: I found out. If you done walked off the cliff
Speaker 9: in life, and you ain't got no guard in your life.
Speaker 9: It's like not having a parachute. You step off the
Speaker 9: cliff and you just free falling. Now see we all
Speaker 9: now that fog gets you closer to the grave, right, see,
Speaker 9: we all heading to the grave from the moment we're born.
Speaker 9: But the cool thing about a relationship with God is
Speaker 9: when you step off the cliff and you got God
Speaker 9: here a parachute.
Speaker 2: You still going down, but.
Speaker 9: It's a nice ride, and God just helps your descent
Speaker 9: appear more like a rise and more like a euphoric fall,
Speaker 9: instead of not having no God in your life and
Speaker 9: you just walking off that cliff every day, free falling.
Speaker 9: Ain't got no cord, you steady pulling, you hollering the
Speaker 9: whole way because you do mess around with yourself, and
Speaker 9: ain't let God come into your life and provide a.
Speaker 2: Parachute for you.
Speaker 9: I would rather have a parachute since I got to
Speaker 9: jump every day than to not have one. God has
Speaker 9: been like a parachute for me. Ask me where that
Speaker 9: came from. I can't tell you. But like I always say,
Speaker 9: most good things that happen in my life that I
Speaker 9: can't explain is usually him. You're listening morning, ladies and gentlemen,
Speaker 9: boys and girls, let me have your attentions.
Speaker 2: I am talking to everyone.
Speaker 5: Today who has ever had the aspiration of becoming a millionaire,
Speaker 5: or if you've ever had the aspiration of holding a
Speaker 5: full time job.
Speaker 2: These are the two groups that I'm talking to.
Speaker 9: Anyone who has had the aspiration of holding a full
Speaker 9: time job and anybody who has had the aspiration of
Speaker 9: becoming a millionaire. This show is dedicated to the two
Speaker 9: coldest groups on planet Earth. You dig, Welcome to the
Speaker 9: Steve Harbin Morning Show.
Speaker 2: What group you and Sheridan Strawberry.
Speaker 1: I'm in both, Steed, thank you very much, calling for real.
Speaker 4: Good morning.
Speaker 10: I'm in both too, Ditto. Let's get it, Junior, I
Speaker 10: got five jobs. Tell me I ain't trying, nephew.
Speaker 2: Timming every day. I'm hustling.
Speaker 5: I'm trying to be in there, Yes, sir, Well.
Speaker 9: For you, Oh ya, ain't in I ain't in this survey. Yeah,
Speaker 9: you got me, plug got I got somewhere else I'm heading.
Speaker 2: Ain't. Nobody asked me that, so we just throwing it out. Yah.
Speaker 9: That's my two favorite groups of people. Anybody that wants
Speaker 9: to work and anybody want to be rich. I love
Speaker 9: both them people, because you ain't got to be rich
Speaker 9: to be my friend. Because I got to tell you something.
Speaker 9: None of my friends are rich, do you do You
Speaker 9: know that?
Speaker 2: Really? Man, none of my well I got one friends really,
Speaker 2: I mean.
Speaker 5: My friend friends, I mean my real friends. Oh, real
Speaker 5: friends are ninety nine point nine percent of them rich people.
Speaker 11: But but what about running in those circles, you know,
Speaker 11: the like minded people and birds of a feather flock
Speaker 11: together and all that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's all. They just business acquaintances and associates.
Speaker 5: We make some money together, we do some deals together,
Speaker 5: we go to dinner together.
Speaker 2: You know, we pull for each other. But I don't.
Speaker 9: We haven't been through enough to call them friends, you
Speaker 9: know what I mean?
Speaker 2: Not really? Yeah.
Speaker 11: Well, you know what, remember back in the day when
Speaker 11: Oprah and Gail that their friendship was, you know, so
Speaker 11: popular and everything.
Speaker 1: It still is now.
Speaker 11: But back in the day, Gail was Oprah's friend, so
Speaker 11: Oprah gave her a million dollars so she could be
Speaker 11: a millionaire too.
Speaker 1: Remember that. I don't feel that way like.
Speaker 4: That.
Speaker 9: No, Well, junior, Junior, me and you we coworkers, and
Speaker 9: I'm more like a mentor.
Speaker 4: You are.
Speaker 2: You can't borrow money from me and call me. I'll
Speaker 2: beat it. Yeah, we ain't here, you know, will be.
Speaker 11: Okay, But what have we learned right here? We ain't
Speaker 11: rich and yeh, he's not Oprah and we're not gad.
Speaker 2: Excuse me, excuse me, Thomas Miles, he is rich.
Speaker 5: I'm nephew, tummy, nephew tummy.
Speaker 2: Wow. I don't never know what he is.
Speaker 11: No, all right, h Steve coming up in thirty two
Speaker 11: minutes after the hour, we'll hear from the nephew.
Speaker 1: Is he runs that.
Speaker 11: Prank back right after this? You're listening morning show? All right,
Speaker 11: it's time now to start your morning off with the
Speaker 11: nephew and run that prank back? What you got for
Speaker 11: his neph.
Speaker 2: Your wife is having a black baby. Let's go cat.
Speaker 5: Hello, Hello, I'm looking for a William.
Speaker 12: How you doing?
Speaker 2: Listen? My name is Simmons. I was I don't know
Speaker 2: how to uh. Oh man.
Speaker 5: My wife and I evidently go to the same fertility
Speaker 5: specialists that you and your wife go to.
Speaker 2: Doctor. Uh doctor, you know you're familiar with doctor.
Speaker 13: I'm familiar with doctor. But that's supposed to be confidential.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm aware of that as well, sir. My wife
Speaker 5: is out on business right now. She's she's gone for
Speaker 5: I won't be back until Tuesday. But I got a
Speaker 5: call today, a very disturbing phone call, and wanted to
Speaker 5: you know, I looked your number up. They did tell
Speaker 5: me what was going on, and kind of wanted to let.
Speaker 13: Somebody told you my number you got you got my
Speaker 13: number from somebody.
Speaker 2: No, I looked up your number.
Speaker 5: Uh here here it is in that show My wife
Speaker 5: and I. Evidently you and you and your wife have
Speaker 5: been going through the same type of problems of trying
Speaker 5: to get pregnant and so forth and so on. And uh,
Speaker 5: from my understanding, your wife is what four or five
Speaker 5: months pregnant.
Speaker 2: I'm not sure a minute.
Speaker 13: My wife is exactly five months pregnant. But I'm still
Speaker 13: confused on how you're getting in touch with me and
Speaker 13: what this has to do with me. Well, I mean,
Speaker 13: all that stuff that we've gone through is totally confidential,
Speaker 13: and I'm kind of offended that you're calling me.
Speaker 2: I understand that.
Speaker 5: Well, what's what's happening is I got a phone call
Speaker 5: from the doctor's office today. It seems like there's been
Speaker 5: a huge mistake by the doctor's office. Evidently your wife
Speaker 5: has been artificially inseminated with my seed. And I was,
Speaker 5: I mean, I'm just as disturbed as you are. You
Speaker 5: know what I mean, because I mean me and my
Speaker 5: wife are you know, my wife is too much pregnant,
Speaker 5: and finally, how.
Speaker 13: Could they do something like that? I mean, that doesn't
Speaker 13: make any sense, sir.
Speaker 2: I have no idea.
Speaker 5: All I know is that, you know, I hate to
Speaker 5: use the expression, but I'm I'm I'm your wife's baby's daddy, and.
Speaker 13: And no, okakay wait a minute, no, no, no, no, so that
Speaker 13: that doesn't happen, no way.
Speaker 5: So I'm trying to make sure I bring the news
Speaker 5: to you and see if there's anything that we can
Speaker 5: do to I mean, I mean, after being five months
Speaker 5: pregnant's kind of hard to direct to fight a problem.
Speaker 13: So I don't want this to sound rude, and I
Speaker 13: don't want to sound wrong. You said, baby daddy, are
Speaker 13: you black?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah black?
Speaker 13: And my wife is gonna have a black baby.
Speaker 5: Well yeah, your wife is gonna have a black baby.
Speaker 5: But what I want you to know is I'm not
Speaker 5: paying non support.
Speaker 12: That's what just about.
Speaker 13: Child support, and my wife is having some of the
Speaker 13: black dude's kid. Are you crazy?
Speaker 2: No, I'm not. No, I'm not out of my mind.
Speaker 5: I'm just saying I didn't lay down and conceive a
Speaker 5: child with your with your wife, so I'm making sure
Speaker 5: I'm not gonna be paying enough child support.
Speaker 13: Man, I'm not even worried about the child support. I
Speaker 13: don't pay the child support. I'm worried about some doctor
Speaker 13: making a huge mistake. And and oh my god, your
Speaker 13: wife is having We're gonna have a black baby. I
Speaker 13: can't believe that this. Oh, this is unbelievable. It's unbelievable,
Speaker 13: and I can't believe you call my house, give me
Speaker 13: the doctor, should.
Speaker 12: Give me this you want.
Speaker 5: It doesn't matter who gives you the news, as long
Speaker 5: as you get the news. Now what I want you
Speaker 5: to do with this? Please don't be giving the baby
Speaker 5: no white names and stuff.
Speaker 13: I can't believe that You're this is incredible, incredible. Oh
Speaker 13: my gosh, call me. I'm trying to give me that.
Speaker 13: I'm ready to go crazy.
Speaker 12: This is crazy, Okay, this, this is.
Speaker 5: This is no reason to be violent, sir. You see
Speaker 5: what I'm saying this already, You're.
Speaker 13: You're worried about me about paying child support and talking
Speaker 13: about your seed and and your baby's daddy. You know,
Speaker 13: Oh man, this this is bringing the best out of me.
Speaker 13: I can promise you. Unbelievable. Man.
Speaker 5: Let me let me ask yourself, Sir, do you think
Speaker 5: you may need anger management? I mean, you're not gonna
Speaker 5: are you gonna?
Speaker 2: You're not gonna. You're not gonna beat my child?
Speaker 14: Are you?
Speaker 13: Old? Man? Do you know how to push man's buttons?
Speaker 13: I can promise you, man, that's crazy. No, I ain't
Speaker 13: gonna beat nobody's baby.
Speaker 5: I don't want you being violent to me and your
Speaker 5: wife's baby.
Speaker 13: Spin this thing around? Huh man, where do you live?
Speaker 3: Man?
Speaker 13: Who is this?
Speaker 2: Okay?
Speaker 13: Is this?
Speaker 12: Because? Oh man?
Speaker 13: This is crazy?
Speaker 5: Well, here's what I'm gonna ask you. Do you think
Speaker 5: you might want to be the godfather to the.
Speaker 13: Child to my own kid?
Speaker 12: No?
Speaker 13: Well, I guess it wouldn't be my kid because me
Speaker 13: and your wife's chi. Don't you say that you're crazy?
Speaker 13: Don't you say that, say that that drives me even
Speaker 13: thinking about something like that. It's me talk about something
Speaker 13: like that.
Speaker 12: But it's me and your wife's chak.
Speaker 13: So don't you even talk like that you're crazy. I'll
Speaker 13: tear a hole in your head. Don't you talk like that?
Speaker 2: Okay, okay, you're gonna tell a hold and who hey?
Speaker 13: You in your head? You crazy?
Speaker 2: See that?
Speaker 13: This is this is the.
Speaker 2: Kind of thing.
Speaker 5: I don't want my child around this time, this type
Speaker 5: of talk, this type of violence. See your white folks
Speaker 5: get mad and want to kill everybody in the room.
Speaker 5: Don't you kill who you mad at? Why do y'all
Speaker 5: do that?
Speaker 13: You?
Speaker 2: You this?
Speaker 5: Man?
Speaker 12: Can I can? I?
Speaker 2: Can I say one more thing to you? Can I
Speaker 2: do that?
Speaker 13: I don't know if I can take anyone of this
Speaker 13: for me? Man, I'm jumped to the phone.
Speaker 5: I got one more thing to say to you. This
Speaker 5: is Nephew Timming from the Steve Harvey Morning Show. You
Speaker 5: just got pranked by your wife.
Speaker 13: Oh you're gonna kill that. It took us so long
Speaker 13: time to get taken it. He's gonna play play a
Speaker 13: game like this. That's b I got me.
Speaker 5: Man?
Speaker 13: You just thinking?
Speaker 12: God?
Speaker 13: Man, Yeah, we listened to Steve Harvey radio show all
Speaker 13: the time. Man, that's awesome, doesn't great?
Speaker 12: Oh?
Speaker 13: Man, I'm gonna go find her and give her a
Speaker 13: big kiss. I'm gonna do that.
Speaker 5: God, all right, Man, I got one one of them.
Speaker 5: I got one more question for you, baby. What is
Speaker 5: the baddest radio show in the.
Speaker 13: Land, The Steve Harvey Radio Show in the morning.
Speaker 1: God, all right, thank you, nephew. We got to move on.
Speaker 11: Coming up, Nags and has ask the CLO. Our Chief
Speaker 11: Love Officer, Steve Harvey is in the building right after this.
Speaker 1: You're listening Harvey Morning Show.
Speaker 11: It is time now for the CLO the Chief Love Officer,
Speaker 11: Steve Harvey. This one is from CC in Dallas, CC Wrights.
Speaker 1: I'm in love.
Speaker 11: I'm in a love triangle with a man that's ten
Speaker 11: years younger than me and a man that's eighteen years
Speaker 11: older than me. They both serve their purpose, if you
Speaker 11: know what I mean. But the young man wants all
Speaker 11: of my time. He wants to stay at my house
Speaker 11: and drive my car, and he expects me to be
Speaker 11: a cougar. My sugar daddy is not pleased when he
Speaker 11: can't come over. He popped up before and I had
Speaker 11: to ignore him, so he won't think it's cool to
Speaker 11: do that. He takes great care of me, but his
Speaker 11: son is a better lover. Yes, it's a father and
Speaker 11: son that I'm dealing with. Cut one of them off,
Speaker 11: Come on, Clo.
Speaker 2: Well, tricky, let me.
Speaker 1: Tricky.
Speaker 2: You know.
Speaker 5: You in real, real dangerous territory. You have not mentioned
Speaker 5: whether they know about each other or not. He didn't,
Speaker 5: and I'm pretty.
Speaker 9: Sure that they don't, or at least I know that
Speaker 9: daddy don't know about the son. Now, a trifling son
Speaker 9: could know about the daddy.
Speaker 2: But you said something in your letter that's interesting.
Speaker 9: The younger one wants to drive your car and all
Speaker 9: where his a cop? And then the sugar daddy is
Speaker 9: actually taking care of business. Now did she say which
Speaker 9: one of them takes care of frying the bacon better?
Speaker 2: Is it the young boy of the old dude?
Speaker 1: I'm pretty.
Speaker 9: Lover, she said, Yeah, I'm pretty sure it's the young dude,
Speaker 9: or else you'd have everything wrapped up in the old dude.
Speaker 9: So I have no advice for you. You're going to
Speaker 9: hell for this open invitation right now. It looks like
Speaker 9: you're gonna have a front row seat. And I don't
Speaker 9: know how you think this is gonna work it. Should
Speaker 9: you get rid of one of them?
Speaker 5: Yes, you should before they find out, because that's a
Speaker 5: dangerous situation to be in system, a very dangerous situation.
Speaker 9: Why you're doing that. Might I add that you are
Speaker 9: a bit trifling. I just want to throw that out there.
Speaker 5: I don't know you, but that's a little trifling because
Speaker 5: if a man was doing that, wouldn't.
Speaker 2: He be trifling.
Speaker 5: If he was seeing the woman and her daughter simultaneously?
Speaker 1: Yes, come on, yeah, So I'm pretty.
Speaker 5: Sure he would be trifling. So I'm gonna have to
Speaker 5: label you as trifling too.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 5: I don't know what the thrill is for you to
Speaker 5: be pulling this off. But if you go to do
Speaker 5: to me and then that's your option, you could get
Speaker 5: another young dude.
Speaker 2: It don't have to be this.
Speaker 11: Man's son father son here, even by my standards.
Speaker 1: That okay, Teresa, that's low.
Speaker 2: You're right, Steve, that's low.
Speaker 1: He says.
Speaker 11: I'm in my late forties and I think I'm going
Speaker 11: to have to divorce my husband of four years. I'm
Speaker 11: his third wife, and one of his exes told me
Speaker 11: she prayed for me when I ran into her recently.
Speaker 11: He was a perfect man until a year ago, when
Speaker 11: he stopped bathing, he stopped helping out around the house,
Speaker 11: and he stopped going to church online with me. His
Speaker 11: blood sugar has been low lately, so I thought his
Speaker 11: behavior was because of that. But I don't think that's it.
Speaker 11: I don't think this. I don't know this man anymore.
Speaker 1: What should I do?
Speaker 2: Well, you can have h you can have low blood.
Speaker 5: Sugar sugar and you and you can quit going to
Speaker 5: church online. It's todamn bathing. Thank you to create it properly.
Speaker 2: That's a problem deal breaker. I know a lot of
Speaker 2: people don't go to church online. I know a lot of.
Speaker 9: People would diabetes and low blood pressure I got. I
Speaker 9: know people would haveigh blood pressure. I've been borderline myself.
Speaker 9: I'm aware of that. It's the stopping bathing that I
Speaker 9: don't get that connect at all.
Speaker 2: I got your tied gard to church online. I got it.
Speaker 9: Maybe you don't like the bod, maybe you don't like
Speaker 9: zoom ministry.
Speaker 2: I got that. Maybe you like live church, I got that.
Speaker 2: Ah God, I got you tied and.
Speaker 9: Taking your medication I got Sometimes I don't feel like
Speaker 9: taking my supplements, I got it.
Speaker 2: I got it. But when your hands get tired of washing, I'm.
Speaker 9: Talking about just you know, just it's just something about
Speaker 9: Washington that's so damn necessary.
Speaker 5: I wouldn't even have roll in about the church and
Speaker 5: the medicine Washington, because we can get him.
Speaker 9: Back in church. We can get him back on his maids.
Speaker 9: One trip to the hospital to get his ass right
Speaker 9: back on their maids. Man, you know, and one big
Speaker 9: problem in his life. Or turn him right on back
Speaker 9: to the Lord. We can do that.
Speaker 2: I don't know what we got to do to convince
Speaker 2: him to wash.
Speaker 11: Yeah, and this has got to be why she's his
Speaker 11: third wife. Okay, Gabby and Gatlinburg, Tennessee says, my parents
Speaker 11: are very religious, and I'm a Sunday school teacher at
Speaker 11: our church and I'm in the special events choir. I'm
Speaker 11: also a tattoo artist and I'm covered in tattoos. I
Speaker 11: drink on the weekends and I brew beer in my garage.
Speaker 11: I've kept my dad from going into my garage for years,
Speaker 11: and I've covered up my body so my mom won't
Speaker 11: be embarrassed. I'm turning thirty soon and I'm ready to
Speaker 11: stop hiding from my parents.
Speaker 1: How do I break it to them?
Speaker 9: Wow, Well, man, you can't hide in Gatlinburg. I can
Speaker 9: tell you that right now.
Speaker 2: I've been through there. I've been through.
Speaker 9: There ain't no hiding in Gatlinburg. I don't know how
Speaker 9: you didn't fake the funk down at the church this
Speaker 9: long with all them damn tattoos. You must be going
Speaker 9: to the church as Amish, so that's the only way
Speaker 9: you hide all you got on a bonnet, a gown,
Speaker 9: them high top boots and some leotards and you're making moonshine.
Speaker 2: You just a little duvals.
Speaker 5: You just live in your best life.
Speaker 2: So I don't know what to tell you. Moon. Yeah,
Speaker 2: she making moonshine? What does she called it? In the letter?
Speaker 2: Beer beer girl? Stop?
Speaker 5: Ain't nobody no damn homemade beer. You and Gatton Burn, Tennessee,
Speaker 5: that's moonshine. Stop this Who the hell making beer at
Speaker 5: the house?
Speaker 2: Beer cheap? All right?
Speaker 1: See clo, thank you. You're listening morning show?
Speaker 4: All right.
Speaker 1: So Thanksgiving is fast approaching.
Speaker 11: For those of us that don't want to cook a
Speaker 11: big Thanksgiving dinner this year, there's an alternative. It's a
Speaker 11: pizza that has all the trimmings.
Speaker 2: Guys.
Speaker 1: Is loaded with turkey gravy.
Speaker 11: It has some dice, sweet potatoes on it, some green beans,
Speaker 11: some cranberries, crispy onions, lots of mozzarella and cheddar cheese.
Speaker 11: Du journo sells the pizza and it's available in stores today.
Speaker 1: So here's my question. Would you guys try this.
Speaker 11: Thanksgiving pizza with the turkey and the gravy and all that.
Speaker 2: No you will?
Speaker 4: Why not?
Speaker 5: I want gravy and no, I don't want all my
Speaker 5: stuff on one big old piece of bread like that.
Speaker 1: No, you don't like for your food to No, and
Speaker 1: I don't.
Speaker 10: Go in there and get yourself a slice of pizza Thanksgiving.
Speaker 2: That's it? Yes, okay, sherey Shelly, tell me what's on
Speaker 2: it again?
Speaker 11: Okay, Turkey, gravy, diced sweet potatoes, green beans, cranberries, crispy onions,
Speaker 11: lots of mozzarella and cheddar cheese.
Speaker 1: There you go, and you can get it from Djorn
Speaker 1: that you're not even gonna try it.
Speaker 5: Steve, No, I don't care they put it in an
Speaker 5: egg bro I don't want all this together like yeah.
Speaker 9: First of all, I don't give them who made it,
Speaker 9: Puppy degr No, Bernardo on Rico. I don't care. I
Speaker 9: don't care, it just don't. I ain't got no pi.
Speaker 9: Pizza is fine the way it is. You ain't got
Speaker 9: to reinvent pizza. They got some great pizzas out there, man,
Speaker 9: but you do not have to do it as Chicago
Speaker 9: is not playing with the pizza game. As a constant
Speaker 9: argument on my TV show between Tanya and uh Terrell.
Speaker 9: One is from Chicago, one is from New York and
Speaker 9: the big debate every year family feuds. Who got the
Speaker 9: best pizza in New York or Chicago? Okay, great pizza
Speaker 9: in both places, but I've enjoyed it more in Chicago.
Speaker 9: I'm just gonna have to be real with you.
Speaker 11: But okay, what about this this pizza, These ingredients, the toppings,
Speaker 11: I should say, bothers you is it the green beans?
Speaker 2: Nobody put no green grave. I don't want no on
Speaker 2: my pizza.
Speaker 1: That's like green beans.
Speaker 2: If I want no damn yams.
Speaker 4: No bread.
Speaker 5: You got three different juices running gres. You got jams.
Speaker 5: That's got some juice in there, gravy Okay, not greens
Speaker 5: are green beans?
Speaker 1: Beans?
Speaker 2: Tommy? One correction?
Speaker 5: They yams don't handle you. Oh then I don't know
Speaker 5: what kind of damn jams?
Speaker 9: All they ball them, Tommy and they cut him up.
Speaker 11: And all right, time for something funny, Junior.
Speaker 1: You're ready, Yeah, I'm ready. Hollidays is coming.
Speaker 10: It is coming, and so you got people that's coming
Speaker 10: with somebody you've never met.
Speaker 1: What you've heard about.
Speaker 10: Now, I got a cousin, got this girl who's given
Speaker 10: him all these problems, and I just thought about it.
Speaker 1: True, be told.
Speaker 10: The crazy they are, the more ways you try to
Speaker 10: defend them to your family.
Speaker 1: I ain't never met the girl.
Speaker 2: When I'm about to meet.
Speaker 10: Her, oh Thanksgiving, like stuff like this, Like okay, I
Speaker 10: heard that she tried to smother you with the pillow. Yeah,
Speaker 10: we started off playing and fred but then it got serious.
Speaker 10: But you ain't ever it. You ain't never been smothered before.
Speaker 10: You ain't never been smothered before. Don't we want to
Speaker 10: play with and trying.
Speaker 2: To smother you?
Speaker 11: Yeah?
Speaker 10: On this one, On this one, dog dog, I heard
Speaker 10: she raised about the back seat of your car you
Speaker 10: trying to leave? Yees, she raised about the back seat
Speaker 10: and she was concerned by where I was going that night.
Speaker 10: I had nobody that was concerned by where you be.
Speaker 10: I mean, dog love, let her love me. N The
Speaker 10: crazier they are, the more they try to.
Speaker 1: Defend them to us. To meet the girl, I'm like.
Speaker 2: What's this about you? She shot at you? Yes, she
Speaker 2: shut it.
Speaker 10: She shot at me because she was concerned I was
Speaker 10: messing up.
Speaker 2: I heard that gun shot.
Speaker 10: I got right back in, lad. I ain't nobody else
Speaker 10: shot at you before? No, darning, ain't nobody else shot
Speaker 10: it up? Nick, Somebody shoot you for you speak on
Speaker 10: this subject. I'm saying, let you been shot at. I'm
Speaker 10: just I can't wait to meet her. Just the crazy
Speaker 10: as they are, the harder.
Speaker 1: They gonna defend them to the Yes.
Speaker 2: I can't wait to see this girl.
Speaker 1: All we will have some fun.
Speaker 15: This thing that's true being told.
Speaker 10: I'm just that was good.
Speaker 4: That was jr.
Speaker 2: That was defend everybody. I mean.
Speaker 10: I was taking a bath in the tub. Then she
Speaker 10: came in and pushed my head under water. But she
Speaker 10: left me under a little too low. I choked a
Speaker 10: little bit. But you ain't never been held under water
Speaker 10: under your line, No, everybody did that.
Speaker 1: We don't speak on that.
Speaker 4: Dam ain't.
Speaker 1: I tell you walked in my shoes, tell you what
Speaker 1: my ship.
Speaker 16: It was just a cut like she's staying stabbed in Halloween.
Speaker 1: Alloween. It's just a good well.
Speaker 2: Just just a surface with one thirty two stitches. That's it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, just crazy.
Speaker 2: Drown me a little bit, that's I'm good with that.
Speaker 2: He ain't never been drowned before.
Speaker 1: That's not a way.
Speaker 2: You can't speak.
Speaker 1: You're listening Morning show.
Speaker 4: Here we are.
Speaker 1: It's time for would you rather let's do a round?
Speaker 4: Guys?
Speaker 1: Would you rather dress work out in dress shoes?
Speaker 11: Okay, work out in dress shoes, or would you rather perform.
Speaker 1: Comedy in flip flops? Which one?
Speaker 11: Are you working out in your dress shoes? Are you
Speaker 11: performing on stage and just some flip flops?
Speaker 2: What are you doing? That's silly ask question.
Speaker 15: B, that's just answer it.
Speaker 2: List. I don't want no flip flops on stage.
Speaker 15: You've seen Steve got you seen.
Speaker 5: I ain't got them kind of flip flops here. I
Speaker 5: got these ouds, I got oos. He got something else,
Speaker 5: he got all that fruits? Yeah, I.
Speaker 2: Figure. Yeah, but I'm in.
Speaker 9: Them dress shoes, looking like I'm gonna be the dress.
Speaker 9: I got my church shoes on in the gym. I'm
Speaker 9: being going and look like.
Speaker 2: Go rev.
Speaker 11: All right, Moving on to would you rather be a
Speaker 11: billionaire with no friend?
Speaker 2: Hey?
Speaker 1: No friends? Hey, we're just a well loved thousand air
Speaker 1: that now he.
Speaker 2: And if I'm a billionaire, don't want no damn friends.
Speaker 9: No huh yeah, I'm gonna lose a few along the
Speaker 9: way anyway.
Speaker 15: I'm a thousand now and there.
Speaker 9: Hell yeah, I've been here all all that crank though
Speaker 9: that bill, y'all walk on off cool. I can buy some.
Speaker 2: Friends real, all right?
Speaker 11: Would you rather kiss on the neck or would you
Speaker 11: rather kiss on the check on the chest when you're
Speaker 11: being intimate?
Speaker 2: Would I'd rather get kissed on my neck? On my chest? Chest?
Speaker 2: You get a swimming pool? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Why happen?
Speaker 15: Come on, I never heard that before, but water?
Speaker 2: Kiss me on my chest? You get a swimming pool?
Speaker 2: You said, I don't know where it came. It was
Speaker 2: just random.
Speaker 10: It was just chest your house and not having a
Speaker 10: swimming pool.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, you.
Speaker 5: Like you'n you got to kiss my chest because you
Speaker 5: kiss around his neck with his car at all that's
Speaker 5: going out the window.
Speaker 2: That's just love you get anywhere around this car. I'm
Speaker 2: gonna tell you it ain't it ain't all that love
Speaker 2: and double gone, just some of that chemo in your mouth.
Speaker 5: I'm sorry, I'm sorry. We're not sposed to cancel. You know,
Speaker 5: he's gonna take it to a whole just about time.
Speaker 1: You opened it up.
Speaker 2: I ain't never tasted.
Speaker 5: A lot of kids properly. You ain't never done that before.
Speaker 5: You don't know what it tastes like. I probably not
Speaker 5: like to try Minican come in flavor on bubble gird, fruity.
Speaker 11: Punch, canned cranberry sauce or cheese on everything.
Speaker 2: Can't put cranberry sauce on nothing but one two things.
Speaker 15: Tramberry sauce on the taco.
Speaker 2: Ain't good.
Speaker 1: Days round?
Speaker 2: What you rather?
Speaker 1: You're listening hard morning show?
Speaker 11: All right, Steve, here's the question, and who should host
Speaker 11: Thanksgiving dinner? We know Thanksgiving is right around the corner. Boy,
Speaker 11: this year as fat as gone by fast. The relative
Speaker 11: with the bigger house is a question of the relative
Speaker 11: who is the better cook?
Speaker 2: The better cook?
Speaker 1: Yeah, Thanksgiving is about food.
Speaker 2: I'd rather be crowded and the food good than all
Speaker 2: this facing. We're just sitting way away from each other.
Speaker 11: Complain eating green bean catsroll Man, was your trying to drop?
Speaker 1: There's an echo of the house is so big?
Speaker 2: Interesting man would lose this year?
Speaker 1: It was loose.
Speaker 2: She only had one kid to quimber.
Speaker 9: So they just hollering across the big empty house. It's me,
Speaker 9: but the food ain't good I'd rather be in that
Speaker 9: tight sitting elbow to elbow, watching the game.
Speaker 2: Going for the whist.
Speaker 1: They sitting right next to you.
Speaker 5: Hey, man, if you ain't gonna eat all your ham,
Speaker 5: let me have that right there. Hey, Look, if you
Speaker 5: ain't get enough cranberry sauce, I got plenty on my plate.
Speaker 5: Just reach on over this.
Speaker 1: Yeah, how about that potato pie? Man, go to the
Speaker 1: projects with some good food.
Speaker 5: Anywhere, man, keep walking outside checking on your car, and
Speaker 5: keep coming back going back there. Just say you gotta
Speaker 5: do check your man. I'm going out here and see
Speaker 5: if everything all right. Ain't on your turn? Check on
Speaker 5: the car. Man, ain't nothing like that ghiblip gravy man,
Speaker 5: and go over that dress that right there?
Speaker 2: Does it? You know how to make that turn? I don't.
Speaker 2: I don't know. I need to. I need to.
Speaker 5: I need to study that one with one of my
Speaker 5: aunties and figured out I ain't got got to do that.
Speaker 2: It's an art to great.
Speaker 1: I love dressing.
Speaker 9: Marjorie makes the dressing every year, and all her family
Speaker 9: asks for pans really dope though, wow dope, And we
Speaker 9: deep fry the turkey.
Speaker 2: Your son has to build butter ball deep fry your son.
Speaker 5: That turkey God, the only thing I used to do
Speaker 5: everything because I did.
Speaker 2: I did the yams every year. Really, I stopped doing this.
Speaker 1: Why oh you don't have to anymore?
Speaker 5: No, hell no, my mama like, yeah, oh yeah.
Speaker 2: She couldn't. And man, Mama bridge that girl.
Speaker 1: You say her banana pudding.
Speaker 2: Let me, you don't even understand. Throw you into suthing.
Speaker 15: Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, that's sure.
Speaker 2: You know that. Sure.
Speaker 1: But I've heard him tell about her banana pudding before.
Speaker 5: Well, let me tell you something off the banana pudding.
Speaker 5: Her strawberry cake.
Speaker 2: Cake.
Speaker 11: I love strawberry cake, a blueberry cakeberberry cake.
Speaker 2: I'm talking about.
Speaker 15: What did you say, I said strawberry cake.
Speaker 2: Oh I thought you said blueberry strawberry cake.
Speaker 1: Yeah, nuts on our side, yummy.
Speaker 2: I never had.
Speaker 1: Strawberry cake.
Speaker 2: Is it just cake?
Speaker 15: A strawberry cake with strawberry icing?
Speaker 9: No, you ain't no strawberries. It's just strawberry flavorful okay,
Speaker 9: sweet ice and pink cake. It's gotten nuts all over
Speaker 9: the outside of it. It's kind it reminds me of
Speaker 9: German chocolate cake, but it's all pink.
Speaker 1: Okay, my favorite German chocolate cake.
Speaker 9: That's Marjorie's favorite. It was my favorite too. Marjorie can
Speaker 9: make a German chocolate cake and listen to me. And
Speaker 9: I'm not saying this because I'm married to because she's
Speaker 9: not listening. Her German chocolate cake tastes just like my
Speaker 9: mama German chocolate cake.
Speaker 1: Oh, that's that's major.
Speaker 2: And if it didn't, and if it didn't, I wouldn't
Speaker 2: say it. Would a black person make a German chocolate clake?
Speaker 2: Ain't it a black cake? Then it ain't. It's no
Speaker 2: longer German?
Speaker 4: Right a wrong?
Speaker 2: You got one.
Speaker 1: I'm a black person.
Speaker 13: Make it.
Speaker 1: I like it.
Speaker 2: I like.
Speaker 11: Bright Coming up next, he's here, the nephew you just
Speaker 11: heard him.
Speaker 1: What his great phone call? Right after this, you're listening
Speaker 1: morning show all right?
Speaker 11: Coming up at the top of the hour, right about
Speaker 11: four minutes after, it's my strawberry letter for today. The
Speaker 11: subject is my daddy loves my friends. We'll get into
Speaker 11: that a little later. Marinad on that because right now
Speaker 11: the nephews in the building with today's prank phone call.
Speaker 1: What you got for his neph in? Bl you?
Speaker 4: What?
Speaker 5: Oh?
Speaker 1: What? What in bl you?
Speaker 11: I'm so afraid right now not for me for you.
Speaker 2: No blacks for you. Let's go care though.
Speaker 12: Hello, Hello, I'm trying to reach Nicolele. Please, how you doing? Listen?
Speaker 12: I'm giving you a call, and you you happen to
Speaker 12: be in a relationship with a with a black man?
Speaker 12: Am I am? I right? I'm sorry?
Speaker 1: Who is this?
Speaker 12: I'm sorry. My name is Brian Well. I don't want
Speaker 12: to give my full name, but it's Jiadiah Jiyadiah Malcolm.
Speaker 17: Okay, hey, and I'm sorry. Why are you calling?
Speaker 12: Okay? Now you you you are a Caucasian woman?
Speaker 17: Correct, Okay, why I'm still trying to get to why
Speaker 17: are you calling?
Speaker 12: What's going on is I'm with an organization and we're
Speaker 12: calling people who are in interracial relationships, and from my understanding,
Speaker 12: you are in an interracial relationship. Correct, Yes, okay, I'm
Speaker 12: with n b f U and that's n b FU
Speaker 12: is No Blacks for you. And what we're doing is
Speaker 12: we're trying to get racist to go back to dating
Speaker 12: each other, you know, which means Carcasians going back to you.
Speaker 17: I'm sorry, I'm sorry. At first, I don't know who
Speaker 17: do you think you are calling my house? But that's
Speaker 17: just not going to happen. And I don't know where
Speaker 17: this organization is based out of. I mean, you must
Speaker 17: be some country bumpkin or something, and you have just
Speaker 17: really called the wrong house.
Speaker 12: Well when h n BF you man has been around
Speaker 12: since the early nineteen forties, Yeah.
Speaker 17: I can imagine. I can imagine that. I'm sure at
Speaker 17: some points you guys have to shut down because this
Speaker 17: is just ridiculous. Do you know what I mean? Obama's
Speaker 17: mother was white? Are you gonna go knock on his
Speaker 17: door to what the hell?
Speaker 12: I'm not gonna have time to knock on Obama's door.
Speaker 12: He's business. What I'm trying to do is get the
Speaker 12: rest of the black and that's what I'm saying.
Speaker 17: What I'm trying to trying to tell us we can't
Speaker 17: be together because you're black and I'm white. He's condo?
Speaker 12: What's who is h okay? Who? Who? Who is this?
Speaker 14: This is that I'm a man?
Speaker 12: Who this Okay? This is gad Jiodiah Malcolm. And what
Speaker 12: I'm doing, man, is we we You know, I'm with
Speaker 12: an organization called n b f U and n b
Speaker 12: f U man, it's no Blacks for you, which what
Speaker 12: we're trying to do is we're trying to get all
Speaker 12: racist to go back to each other. What you're talking?
Speaker 13: Did you tripping?
Speaker 14: Man?
Speaker 12: You are what? What?
Speaker 14: What kind of organization has that y'all are tripping? O?
Speaker 13: Brother?
Speaker 12: Let me ask you something. You don't feel empty without
Speaker 12: the sister on your side. You don't feel empty without
Speaker 12: loving black woman on your side. That's what I'm asking you, brother.
Speaker 14: I got I got plenty of black women on my side,
Speaker 14: but that don't mean that I had to be in
Speaker 14: a relationship with a black woman. I'm in a relationship
Speaker 14: with a woman I love. So that's what it's about.
Speaker 2: Now.
Speaker 14: I don't feel empty. That's the first problem with your
Speaker 14: organization right there. That the premise is wrong.
Speaker 12: Okay, okay, okay, But brother, what we're trying to do, man,
Speaker 12: we don't want to lose our race. We don't want
Speaker 12: the blacks to lose the strength that we have. And
Speaker 12: if blacks continue to date and mate with blacks, then
Speaker 12: we would be as powerful and stronger than any other
Speaker 12: race in the world.
Speaker 14: Where do you get this number from?
Speaker 12: Man? Excuse me, how do.
Speaker 14: You get this other in the first place?
Speaker 12: Dude?
Speaker 13: I mean, I ain't got time for all this.
Speaker 14: Man, there's some nonfense brow you.
Speaker 12: Why are you calling us hey man? Because on y'all
Speaker 12: interracial couple. Yeah, but what this is is that that
Speaker 12: ain't none of your business, hey, but it is my
Speaker 12: businesses I'm with if I'm with n b F. You
Speaker 12: know who you? You are a black person that are
Speaker 12: integrated within another race. And what we're trying to do, man,
Speaker 12: is get you to understand to come back to your
Speaker 12: race and be comfortable and happy in your right.
Speaker 14: You really does now come back to my race. I
Speaker 14: ain't never left my racey dog?
Speaker 12: You a tripping yo?
Speaker 14: And do you you y'all get off our phone, man,
Speaker 14: don't call here no more with that?
Speaker 12: Do you think that you are happier with a Caucasian
Speaker 12: woman than you would be with a black woman?
Speaker 14: Man, I don't even know. I don't want to entertain this.
Speaker 14: Don't call here no more. Don't call there no more.
Speaker 12: Be a man and answer the question.
Speaker 14: I do you know what you about to get your dog?
Speaker 14: You know you really you really gonna get your will?
Speaker 12: Be a man, man?
Speaker 14: You know what if you bring it over here, you'll
Speaker 14: find out how much of a grown man I am.
Speaker 12: Hey, man, don't get your man while I'm in the
Speaker 12: middle of asking you these questions because I ain't got
Speaker 12: no problem coming over there. I got your phone number,
Speaker 12: I got your address too.
Speaker 14: Ring your on over and see what you're trying.
Speaker 12: I'm asking you about these relationships. Man, Are you more
Speaker 12: comfortable in a relationship with a Caucasian woman than you
Speaker 12: are with a black woman? Dog?
Speaker 14: I told you, man, it ain't even about that, and
Speaker 14: we ain't even going into that. So look, it's just please, brother,
Speaker 14: can you stop calling him? Don't call my guther man.
Speaker 12: We'll call about our inter racial people around the country.
Speaker 12: That's what nb FU does. We call all of y'all
Speaker 12: and we try to talk some sense into you and
Speaker 12: see if you can change the world and go back
Speaker 12: to the racist from which is you came.
Speaker 14: You're tripping, Yeah, you're really tripping, man.
Speaker 12: You know what.
Speaker 14: Obviously he's just a mental institution you're calling from because
Speaker 14: there's something wrong with you. Say, look, don't call it
Speaker 14: no more, and we ain't got no more problems.
Speaker 12: I s y'all say this.
Speaker 1: I'll say, y'all say this to you.
Speaker 12: I'm going to your girl's job and I'm talking to
Speaker 12: her face to face tomorrow about this. Whole situation.
Speaker 14: You know what, and you're gonna get your woo.
Speaker 12: No, I ain't getting my foot. I'm going tomorrow, and
Speaker 12: I'm talking matter of fact, I ain't even called to
Speaker 12: talk to you. You put Up back on the phone.
Speaker 12: To hell with you, put Up back.
Speaker 14: On the phone, show up at her job, toms he
Speaker 14: would have.
Speaker 12: I'm showing up at her job. Put her back on the.
Speaker 14: Phone, show up at her job, demands, he would happen.
Speaker 12: You're gonna change, man, you change.
Speaker 14: You don't know me from the beginning. How you gonna
Speaker 14: tell them down and change? You don't know me?
Speaker 12: Look at me. I know how you brothers get me.
Speaker 14: I'm as black as I ever was. You can't measure
Speaker 14: my blackness because of who I'm dating.
Speaker 13: You show up at her job tomorrow, You're gonna get
Speaker 13: your You ain't gonna sit in and print me.
Speaker 12: Man, I am with him. You're done.
Speaker 17: If you gotta work him, I up and now I'm
Speaker 17: worked out here.
Speaker 7: You're done.
Speaker 17: You're done. So you can stop calling the house.
Speaker 12: And I'm coming to your job tomorrow. Do you want
Speaker 12: them say I'm coming to please you? Are you leaving me?
Speaker 12: Matter of fact? You can have your man at your
Speaker 12: job at lunch time. Not only am I gonna talk
Speaker 12: to you at lunchtime, I'm gonna warm's.
Speaker 17: Not gonna be any talking. You show up, there's not gonna.
Speaker 12: Be any talking there. And you have a discussion to
Speaker 12: uphold and you won't.
Speaker 17: Okay, you know what that'sn't saying?
Speaker 12: Are you on what the fool?
Speaker 17: Makes you a fool? So this conversation is sober?
Speaker 12: Can I say one more thing? In you? What this is?
Speaker 12: Nephew Timmy from the Steve Harby Morning Show. You just
Speaker 12: got pranked by your girlfriend? Oh my goodness.
Speaker 17: Wow, Okay, he's about to take his blood.
Speaker 14: A nephew, tell me I ain't never like no, gotta
Speaker 14: ask y'all before I leave.
Speaker 12: And I need to hear this from both of y'all.
Speaker 12: What is the baddest radio show in the land?
Speaker 17: Show?
Speaker 4: Steve? No one? You know?
Speaker 2: I don't really, it's just you know, you don't.
Speaker 9: The problem with this whole prank situation is he is
Speaker 9: really really good at it, the best and soul and.
Speaker 2: That's the problem.
Speaker 1: He is the king of pranks.
Speaker 5: But how many times have I heard somebody they say
Speaker 5: they were gonna pup his ass? That's the part I'm
Speaker 5: talking about, and that's that's the concerning part for this
Speaker 5: for me everyone.
Speaker 1: I think every real every prank they say that.
Speaker 2: You don't think. I think the possibility is just growing.
Speaker 2: I think y'all want me to get my ass. I
Speaker 2: kind of do. I'm gonna jump in, but I do kind.
Speaker 1: Of think you're coming up next, Rubbery.
Speaker 2: I know what, whoop you all, but I kind of
Speaker 2: want to see a start.
Speaker 1: My daddy Loves my Friends. We'll get into it right
Speaker 1: after this.
Speaker 11: You're listening Dave Harvey Morning Show Time now for today's
Speaker 11: Strawberry Letter, and if you need advice on relationships, dating, work, sex, parenting.
Speaker 1: And more.
Speaker 11: Please submit your Strawberry Letter to Steve Harvey FM and
Speaker 11: click submit Strawberry Letter. We could be reading your letter
Speaker 11: live on the air, just like we're going to read
Speaker 11: this one. Pop Pop right here, right now. Who knows
Speaker 11: it could be hold on.
Speaker 2: Tight, We got it for you. Here It is the
Speaker 2: Strawberry Letter.
Speaker 11: Thank you, nephew. Subject My Daddy Loves my Friends. Dear
Speaker 11: Stephen Shirley, I'm a thirty year old single woman forced
Speaker 11: to live with my forty six year old father for
Speaker 11: the first time ever.
Speaker 1: In my life, I will be in with him.
Speaker 11: Last year, after I got pregnant and lost my job
Speaker 11: all in the same month during the pandemic, my parents
Speaker 11: got pregnant with me in high school, so I was
Speaker 11: raised by my two grandmothers, and I thought of my
Speaker 11: dad as an older brother or a playmate, because he
Speaker 11: didn't do anything but play with me when I was younger.
Speaker 11: When he finished college, our relationship got stronger and I
Speaker 11: started looking up to him. That has all changed since
Speaker 11: I moved in with him, and let me say upfront
Speaker 11: that I'm grateful to have a place to stay, but
Speaker 11: he is out of control. Last Christmas, he had a
Speaker 11: small get together at his house and he told me
Speaker 11: he wanted me to meet his new girlfriend. I didn't
Speaker 11: have to meet her because she went to high school
Speaker 11: with me and is a year younger than I am.
Speaker 11: I was polite to her and joked with her about
Speaker 11: dating my dad. She told me my dad is the
Speaker 11: biggest man she's ever been with, and he knows what
Speaker 11: he's doing between the sheets.
Speaker 1: I wanted to pop her.
Speaker 11: I told my dad he's a pervert, and he laughed
Speaker 11: it off and told me to mind my business. By
Speaker 11: New Year's eve he'd broken up with her, and she
Speaker 11: was banging on our door at three am, yelling he
Speaker 11: better not be with another beat in the house. I
Speaker 11: couldn't do anything but beg her to leave because there
Speaker 11: was another female in my daddy's bedroom and she went.
Speaker 1: To college with me.
Speaker 11: I can't believe he's still acting like he's twenty something
Speaker 11: and playing all of these young women like this. I
Speaker 11: need some kind of warning label so my friends and
Speaker 11: classmates can stay away from him.
Speaker 1: I'm going to move out, but should I have a
Speaker 1: heart to heart with my dad? First? Heart to heart
Speaker 1: with your dad about.
Speaker 2: What about what?
Speaker 11: He's not going to listen to you, and he's already
Speaker 11: told you to mind your business. He obviously likes much
Speaker 11: younger women, and no one wants their father, We get it.
Speaker 11: No one wants their father to holler at or date
Speaker 11: any of their friends. And he's wrong for that, and
Speaker 11: it's very embarrassing to you and very hurtful to you.
Speaker 1: We get it.
Speaker 11: But the friends don't seem to care because he's got something.
Speaker 11: He's got something that they want. When you think about it,
Speaker 11: we don't have to guess what it is, because it's
Speaker 11: just what your high school friend said, and I quote,
Speaker 11: he's the biggest man she's ever been with, and he
Speaker 11: knows what to do between the sheets. The other thing
Speaker 11: is you have to remember that these women are also
Speaker 11: grown women, and they know.
Speaker 1: What they're doing as well.
Speaker 11: I mean, they would all probably say the same thing
Speaker 11: about your dad in the bedroom, and that's why they
Speaker 11: keep getting with him. So the best thing for you
Speaker 11: to do, you said it at the end, you're going
Speaker 11: to move out. The best thing for you to do
Speaker 11: is move out as soon as you can, as soon
Speaker 11: as you can afford to, so you no longer.
Speaker 1: Have to witness your father's behavior with your friends.
Speaker 11: You know, you don't want to see all that, and
Speaker 11: you don't know that was going on, So the best
Speaker 11: thing for you at this point is to hurry up
Speaker 11: to move out.
Speaker 9: Steve, Well, young lady, I feel for you because you
Speaker 9: have a problem with your father. You're thirty year old
Speaker 9: single woman and you live with your old sixteen forty
Speaker 9: six year old father. Now that's a sixteen year age difference.
Speaker 9: So she was born when this young guy was only
Speaker 9: sixteen years.
Speaker 2: Old, still really a boy. Sixteen, you a long way
Speaker 2: from manhood.
Speaker 5: So you had to move in with him because you
Speaker 5: got pregnant and lost your job in the same month
Speaker 5: during the pandemic. Your parents was in high school when
Speaker 5: you were born, so he was raised by your two grandparents,
Speaker 5: and you thought of your dad as an older brother,
Speaker 5: a playmate, because he used to do nothing but play
Speaker 5: with you when you was younger. Then when he finished school,
Speaker 5: your relationship got strong and you started looking up to him.
Speaker 9: Well, now you live with him, and you're gratefully have
Speaker 9: a place to stay. But he had a control. He
Speaker 9: had a small get together at the house and he
Speaker 9: told me he wanted to meet my new girlfriend, his
Speaker 9: new girlfriend. Well, you didn't have to meet her because
Speaker 9: she went to high school with you and as a
Speaker 9: year younger than you.
Speaker 2: So now she's twenty.
Speaker 9: Nine, he forty six. Well, now hold on, that's still
Speaker 9: in the pocket. If this dude is forty six and
Speaker 9: this girl is twenty nine, that's almost thirty. That's a
Speaker 9: nineteen year difference. People do that a lot.
Speaker 2: They do that a lot. But they do that a lot.
Speaker 2: They like her daddy, They.
Speaker 4: Do it a lot.
Speaker 2: It's only a sixteen year difference. They do it a lot.
Speaker 7: So now.
Speaker 9: You mad because she younger than you. You was polite
Speaker 9: to and you joke with about dating my dad. Then
Speaker 9: she said, you need to get.
Speaker 2: Out my damn face because your daddy biggest man I
Speaker 2: ever been with. Period. That's what we're in here. Fall
Speaker 2: They like him. Now, that's it. You wanted to pop up.
Speaker 2: My question is why didn't so? Now after she said
Speaker 2: she know what she's doing, you said I wanted to
Speaker 2: pop up.
Speaker 9: My course, here is why didn't you. I'd have busted
Speaker 9: her dad and her mouth for what for dating her dad? No,
Speaker 9: for talking disrespectful to me? Your dad and the biggest
Speaker 9: man I dad, I ain't going nowhere. He know what
Speaker 9: he's doing between them?
Speaker 2: Sheep.
Speaker 9: Well, I know what I'm doing when we stand up
Speaker 9: here with our do so her damn mouth.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's crazy to hear about your dad.
Speaker 9: I told my dad he's a pervert and he laughed
Speaker 9: at off, and he told you to mind your business.
Speaker 2: But then New Year's Eve he broke up.
Speaker 5: With and he was She was banging on our door
Speaker 5: at three am, yelling he better not have another be
Speaker 5: in that house.
Speaker 2: Come back. We're gonna find out if she in there.
Speaker 11: All right, We'll have part two of Steve's response coming up.
Speaker 11: In twenty three minutes after the hour subject my daddy
Speaker 11: loves my friends.
Speaker 1: We'll get back into it right after this. You're listening
Speaker 1: Morning show, all.
Speaker 11: Right, Come on, Steve, let's recap today's Strawberry letter, the
Speaker 11: subject my daddy loves my friends.
Speaker 2: Yeah, your daddy loved your friends. Your daddy's sixteen years
Speaker 2: older than you.
Speaker 9: He then started dating one of your friends went to
Speaker 9: high school, who's a year younger than me. He's seventeen
Speaker 9: years older than her. You upset about it because she
Speaker 9: done told you she ain't going nowhere because he the
Speaker 9: biggest man she ever had, and he know what he
Speaker 9: doing between them sheets.
Speaker 5: You get mad at your daddy. Tell your daddy he'll pervert.
Speaker 5: He tell you to mind your business.
Speaker 12: Now.
Speaker 5: A girl that told you that you say you wanted
Speaker 5: a proper I suggested you bust are dead in the mouth.
Speaker 2: That's what I hate. What you didn't do that.
Speaker 9: Now by New Year's Eve, he's broken up with it,
Speaker 9: and he was and she was banging on our door
Speaker 9: at three of them telling him you better not have
Speaker 9: another be in that house.
Speaker 11: Whoo.
Speaker 9: I couldn't do anything but beg her to leave because
Speaker 9: there was another helpful in my daddy's bedroom, and she
Speaker 9: went to college with me.
Speaker 2: Now listen to this.
Speaker 9: First of all, this was the same girl as now
Speaker 9: banging on the door that told you their daddy the
Speaker 9: biggest man she hadn't been with, and he know what
Speaker 9: do between the sheets.
Speaker 2: She banging on the door, You begging her to leave,
Speaker 2: he telling her, She yelling out, you better not have
Speaker 2: another being that. Well, here's a problem.
Speaker 9: There was another woman in the room, and you could
Speaker 9: have ended the girl's all this beating on the dope
Speaker 9: by letting her in.
Speaker 5: Because you scared to hit her in the mouth. I
Speaker 5: bet that other girl ain't somebody need to put her
Speaker 5: hands then in the let it happen. Yeah, one of
Speaker 5: these girls can end all this bravado she got going
Speaker 5: all right.
Speaker 2: So now.
Speaker 9: I can't believe he's still acting like he's twenty something
Speaker 9: and playing all these young women like this.
Speaker 2: Well, let me go back to the top of the letter.
Speaker 5: You said when you were born, you thought your daddy
Speaker 5: was your older brother, because all he did was play
Speaker 5: with you.
Speaker 2: So obviously he's not the maturest person in the world.
Speaker 4: Right.
Speaker 5: A lot of men I found who date younger women
Speaker 5: is because they're not mature enough for women their age,
Speaker 5: and so they compensate by going the younger route so
Speaker 5: they could appear to be more than they are, and
Speaker 5: they can think they all this and all that, because
Speaker 5: see a grown woman, you got to do more than
Speaker 5: be the biggest man she ever met, because at forty six,
Speaker 5: they try to figure out their future, make sure they
Speaker 5: got some security.
Speaker 9: So all this you the biggest man we have met. Yeah,
Speaker 9: that's nice, that's good. But where we're going to win from?
Speaker 9: You know what we're gonna drive?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 9: Are we gonna have a home to live in? Are
Speaker 9: we gonna build up equity? That's what grown women want
Speaker 9: to know. Young girls don't do that.
Speaker 5: Most men I know who date younger is because they
Speaker 5: don't have the mental capacity to deal with grown women.
Speaker 2: That's what I've found.
Speaker 5: That's not always the case, but a lot of guys
Speaker 5: that I know that date younger women are because they
Speaker 5: can't handle what comes with a grown woman. And so
Speaker 5: I need some kind of warning label to my friends
Speaker 5: and classmates to stay away from him. I'm going to
Speaker 5: move out, But should I have a heart to heart
Speaker 5: with my dad surely said it best, though you're gonna
Speaker 5: have a heart to heart about what. There's nothing to
Speaker 5: talk about. He's a grown man that has a character flaw.
Speaker 5: You're not gonna change your character flaw. He ain't with
Speaker 5: your mama, calls you and your your mama forty six.
Speaker 5: He ain't which your mama. He can't handle it. He's
Speaker 5: running from his age group because he don't want to
Speaker 5: live up to what their expectations of requirements of his
Speaker 5: age group is.
Speaker 2: So let him go about his business. Keep keep that
Speaker 2: out your head.
Speaker 9: And you need to just move out the house because
Speaker 9: like he said, it ain't your business. Don't make it
Speaker 9: your business.
Speaker 5: Well, well, you know, he gonna end up with nothing
Speaker 5: because these women right here eventually they gonna want something,
Speaker 5: and he ain't gonna have nothing except some size.
Speaker 2: M And you can't take size down at the bank.
Speaker 1: They want down there.
Speaker 2: They don't care knowing about your size. At the car.
Speaker 2: You can't take that out of the dealership.
Speaker 9: Damn, Maryly Lynch, don't give a damn about yourself. Wells father,
Speaker 9: ain't they ain't got nothing, all of you. You gotta
Speaker 9: have masks on to come in here, but not size
Speaker 9: ain't got nothing.
Speaker 4: Damn.
Speaker 1: D to text.
Speaker 9: So no, you shouldn't have a heart to heart because
Speaker 9: what are you going to say, he's your father, Yeah,
Speaker 9: and it's supposed to be somebody you look up to.
Speaker 2: Dance. Stop dating these young girls. He's not, he's not.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 11: Well you know what, let me ask you this, Steve.
Speaker 11: Would she be mad if they weren't her friends? They
Speaker 11: were just young women, but they weren't her friends. I
Speaker 11: think she probably could deal with that a little better.
Speaker 11: She's the problem is she's met too because they're her friends,
Speaker 11: because she knows no one.
Speaker 1: Yeah, she went to high school with one, in college
Speaker 1: with the other.
Speaker 11: She doesn't like the fact that they're young, but she
Speaker 11: really hates if they're her friends.
Speaker 2: Well, yeah, that's a problem too. But yeah, that is
Speaker 2: a huge problem.
Speaker 1: If he could just stop doing that. Not yeah, leave
Speaker 1: my friends alone.
Speaker 2: Dad, don't go to graduate school. Don't go to gradual school.
Speaker 1: All right, right, junior?
Speaker 12: All right?
Speaker 4: Thanks Steve.
Speaker 11: Poster comments on Today's Strawberry Letter at Steve Harve FM
Speaker 11: on Instagram and Facebook, and check out the Strawberry Letter
Speaker 11: podcast on demand.
Speaker 1: You're listening Harvey Morning Show.
Speaker 11: Millions of Americans will be traveling by air for Thanksgiving
Speaker 11: this year, and the TSA expects to be X raying
Speaker 11: a lot of bags containing turkey, side dishes and desserts. Okay,
Speaker 11: the while Unster may be allowed to carry her famous
Speaker 11: sweet potato pie on the plane. There are some food
Speaker 11: items that need to be checked with the rest of
Speaker 11: the luggage.
Speaker 2: Okay.
Speaker 11: So here's a list of Thanksgiving dinner items. Okay, cannot
Speaker 11: be one person to be listening to this in particular.
Speaker 11: I don't know what you say it, but if for
Speaker 11: Sean McDonald is listening, I want you to pay attention
Speaker 11: to this. Go ahead, should okay? Anyway, this is the
Speaker 11: list that you that you can carry on. You can
Speaker 11: carry on baked goods like dressing. It has to be cooked,
Speaker 11: of course, baked mac and cheese. Any kind of meat
Speaker 11: can be frozen, uncooked, cooked, and seasoning. These are all
Speaker 11: solid foods, no liquids or gels. Now, here's a list
Speaker 11: of the items that you must check in your checked baggage.
Speaker 1: Okay. Gravy that's yeah, to have it, go back.
Speaker 5: It need.
Speaker 1: Cranberry sauce, cranberries.
Speaker 2: Go to have God, hell, but I need whole berries though.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I like so you don't like them now, cranberry.
Speaker 2: I like that can. I like that ocean spray can.
Speaker 2: You don't like them? I like that spring. The whole
Speaker 2: berries eat the other if it ain't nothing left, but
Speaker 2: I would prefer the berries.
Speaker 1: Okay, all right, liquor, liquor, gotta put that in your bag.
Speaker 2: Gotta check check that.
Speaker 1: Anything else, you guys can think of it.
Speaker 5: You can't care looking on me to be close to
Speaker 5: that ghiblit grave in that bottle, break and mess up.
Speaker 2: We cannot mess up there, ghiblit grat.
Speaker 5: One of your baked goods is Listen to me carefully.
Speaker 5: If one of your baked goods is sweet potato and
Speaker 5: punkin pie, come bine, don't even pack it. I'm just
Speaker 5: telling you, don't even This is personal advice for people
Speaker 5: I know. Oh okay, don't nobody like that combination. It
Speaker 5: was a bad idea. It was a bad idea. If
Speaker 5: you the person that make the yams and you're putting
Speaker 5: marsh roast marshmallows on top of it, keep yourys at
Speaker 5: the house too.
Speaker 2: Yes, what about the greens?
Speaker 11: Do I pack the greens or bring up all the
Speaker 11: plane because you know, greens on the flight.
Speaker 2: They got to go under. You got you might have
Speaker 2: to freeze that too.
Speaker 1: They gotta go in your your luggage.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but greens thought out, ain't they. What about the
Speaker 2: potato sentate?
Speaker 5: Oh put that in your backpack. That's got to be
Speaker 5: in my backpack. I'm not letting that out of myself.
Speaker 1: To the house.
Speaker 2: That's a solid. But you don't have to be careful.
Speaker 2: Everybody can't make potato, you.
Speaker 1: Know, every Thanksgiving you're listening morning show.
Speaker 11: All right, Steve so Row in Chicago needs your help,
Speaker 11: and he needs it badly. He says, Hey, Steve, I'm
Speaker 11: fifty four years old and my wife is sixty and
Speaker 11: she has five grown children that are married and a
Speaker 11: lot of grandchildren. I don't have any kids. I love
Speaker 11: spending time with her family, just not at our house
Speaker 11: together with the husband than all of the grandchildren. There
Speaker 11: will be twenty one extra people at our house for Thanksgiving.
Speaker 11: Please help me. How do I get them to leave
Speaker 11: shortly after dinner without being rude?
Speaker 12: No?
Speaker 4: No, no, no, dog.
Speaker 2: This once a year. You gotta lock in. Yeah, lock in.
Speaker 5: When you marry a woman, you get your full package.
Speaker 5: Your package came loaded. So let this be a lesson
Speaker 5: to you and the new married person on the I
Speaker 5: Show right here. Yeah, because it comes with the package.
Speaker 5: There's a lot of people gonna be at your house.
Speaker 2: Now.
Speaker 5: The fact that you don't like it, you're gonna have
Speaker 5: to grin and bury it, you know. Just do you
Speaker 5: some stuff, get your TV, put you some headsets on.
Speaker 5: Act like it ain't happening.
Speaker 2: Be cardial and committee.
Speaker 1: Act like that's not happening.
Speaker 2: Yeah, just look at that TV. Just look at that TV.
Speaker 9: I'll go right on over the cigar lounge, y'all go ahead,
Speaker 9: and they trickle their ass over there. My little daughter
Speaker 9: gonna bring Bjail over to the cigar line one day.
Speaker 9: He said, Papa, it's too okay in here. Get your
Speaker 9: ass out.
Speaker 5: Let me ask you this, how do you handle the
Speaker 5: bathroom situation when you got that much company coming through?
Speaker 2: How you my house? Yeah?
Speaker 9: Everybody down here on this floor right here, here go
Speaker 9: the two bathrooms down here, alternate work through it. They
Speaker 9: can't go not walk your ass up them steps. That's
Speaker 9: a no, no, don't even go up the steps.
Speaker 2: Ain't nothing for you.
Speaker 9: They play the bathrooms down here, all these any one
Speaker 9: of these got bathroom right outside. Till you go outside.
Speaker 1: Are you just in the cigar lounge by yourself, no
Speaker 1: one else, not.
Speaker 2: Come over there.
Speaker 4: Every down.
Speaker 2: I really care for the hoods, don't like but one
Speaker 2: of them.
Speaker 1: So wait a minute, did you just say that though?
Speaker 2: Did you just say that it's slipped out? It's slipped out? Okay,
Speaker 2: you didn't mean I slipped out. Yeah, but I'm not
Speaker 2: retracting it. Damn. I shouldn't have said.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 2: I probably have.
Speaker 5: I probably shouldn't have said I got all that, but
Speaker 5: I'm not retracting.
Speaker 4: Damn. They just hear it. They just heard it. That's it.
Speaker 11: But well, the good thing is, no, they don't know
Speaker 11: who it is, but everybody's gonna be thinking.
Speaker 1: It's them now.
Speaker 2: No, no, no, no, oh, everybody knows exactly. Okay, y'all,
Speaker 2: y'all speaking everybody. Family, we're talking about.
Speaker 13: Why did you have to say it?
Speaker 15: Do you do secrets in your family? Do you just
Speaker 15: keep secrets in your fail?
Speaker 2: You just let everybody know. I don't. I don't have
Speaker 2: any secrets when it comes to family members.
Speaker 1: You know whatever.
Speaker 2: Everybody know how I feel. Ask me something about one
Speaker 2: of them. Okay, don't do that. Don't do that.
Speaker 9: Just I thought the family member my my dog, right
Speaker 9: or that I die for any one of my kids. Hey,
Speaker 9: I die for any one of them grandkids. Leave it there,
Speaker 9: sonny laws, leave it there. Sacrifice for your own damn family.
Speaker 9: Your turn to be a man. I wish I would
Speaker 9: take a bullet from one of my damn son in law.
Speaker 5: Maybe you get in step in front of your own
Speaker 5: just you get to protect him, chappo ass when I
Speaker 5: handed her to you, that's what you said you was
Speaker 5: gonna do.
Speaker 2: Get to taking these bullets.
Speaker 11: But Row in Chicago says, how does he get them
Speaker 11: to leave shortly after dinner?
Speaker 4: With it?
Speaker 11: Bro?
Speaker 5: Bro, ain't nobody leaving dog? Ain't nobody leaving you? Fifty four?
Speaker 5: This this is family. Dig in out of told ro
Speaker 5: you ain't got way to get him out of the house.
Speaker 5: Come on, it ain't no way to get him out.
Speaker 5: I just I just, I just I go, I go
Speaker 5: do what I'm gonna do.
Speaker 2: Y'all stay long as you won't. I hear him downstairs, laughing,
Speaker 2: making noise all that.
Speaker 1: But he doesn't live in a mansion like you, Steve.
Speaker 1: He can't go upstairs rot down.
Speaker 2: Now what you want me to tell rope by big
Speaker 2: ass household? Things?
Speaker 12: All right?
Speaker 1: We got to go. On that note, we'll have more
Speaker 1: of the Steve Hardy Morning Show coming up.
Speaker 2: Betwe you can open your front door and see the
Speaker 2: back note.
Speaker 1: I can't help right after this, you're listening Morning show.
Speaker 11: All right, guys, we've been talking about Thanksgiving all week,
Speaker 11: Thanksgiving us this Thursday. And Steve you said earlier that
Speaker 11: when it comes time for dinner and the prayer, you
Speaker 11: don't like when they go around the room and ask
Speaker 11: everyone what they're thankful for. So yeah, so I'm gonna
Speaker 11: ask you right now. Yeah, it does, and the food
Speaker 11: gets cool, be cool.
Speaker 5: Everything that's important that you ain't important to everybody else, right,
Speaker 5: you know, I care about how you're thinking, low, about
Speaker 5: the weather.
Speaker 9: You were able to purchase yourself a new outfit and
Speaker 9: all let her held my head held down to hear
Speaker 9: this here.
Speaker 2: But it's always the preacher that don't get to preach
Speaker 2: much at church. Then he when he gets to the
Speaker 2: family Gatherick, now.
Speaker 4: He man.
Speaker 2: My preacher. Yeah, he a preacher that didn't get called.
Speaker 2: He just went down there, you know, like my cousin.
Speaker 15: You know, like my cousin like fifty five, you know,
Speaker 15: and yea, he he got gout. But he closed his eyes.
Speaker 15: My eyes are closed, he said, I want to thank Lord.
Speaker 15: I keep my foot this year.
Speaker 5: I don't care, he kept, don't put eat red meat
Speaker 5: with your fat ass.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I ain't even know their head. Gout no more.
Speaker 9: Yeah, I went to college with had got out. We
Speaker 9: was on the zoom talking this said. Yeah, I went
Speaker 9: to the hospital. I went to the doctor. I got gout.
Speaker 9: I had to look it up.
Speaker 1: Right, coming up in thirty three minutes after the hour.
Speaker 5: Got rid of gout. I thought it was like polio.
Speaker 5: I thought they had cue that I didn't play around it.
Speaker 1: Would you rather right after this crazy you're listening hard
Speaker 1: morning show?
Speaker 11: Here we are, it's time, But would you rather let's
Speaker 11: do around guys? Would you rather dress work out in
Speaker 11: dress shoes? Okay, work out in dress shoes, or would
Speaker 11: you rather perform comedy in flip flops?
Speaker 1: Which one?
Speaker 11: Are you working out in your dress shoes? Are you
Speaker 11: performing on stage and just some flip flops?
Speaker 2: What are you doing?
Speaker 4: This?
Speaker 2: Stilly? A question?
Speaker 1: I be, that's just answer it.
Speaker 2: I don't want the flip flops on stage.
Speaker 15: All you set you seen flips?
Speaker 5: I ain't got them kind of flip flops. I got
Speaker 5: these oos, I gots he got something else?
Speaker 2: You got all that fruits?
Speaker 5: Yeah? Dress shoes like I'm gonna be I got my
Speaker 5: church shoes on in the jail. I'm going to look
Speaker 5: like I have sharp.
Speaker 2: Worth go red?
Speaker 4: All right?
Speaker 1: Moving on to would you rather be a billionaire with
Speaker 1: no friend?
Speaker 4: Hey?
Speaker 1: No friends?
Speaker 5: Hey?
Speaker 1: We're just a well loved thousand are now?
Speaker 5: Hey? And if I'm a billionaire, I don't want no
Speaker 5: damn friend know huh Yeah, I'm gonna lose a few
Speaker 5: along the way.
Speaker 2: Anyway.
Speaker 15: I'm a well thousand now and now hey, hey.
Speaker 9: Yeah, I've been all that, all that crank though that
Speaker 9: billion y'all walk on off cools. I can buy some
Speaker 9: friends for.
Speaker 4: Real, all right?
Speaker 11: Would you rather kiss on the neck or would you
Speaker 11: rather kiss on the check on the chest when you're
Speaker 11: being intimate?
Speaker 2: Would I'd rather get on my neck? On my chest? Chest?
Speaker 2: You get a swimming pool?
Speaker 4: What happened?
Speaker 2: Come on?
Speaker 15: I never heard that before, But I'm just water.
Speaker 2: Kissed me on my chest? You get a swimming pool?
Speaker 2: I said, I don't know where that came.
Speaker 4: It was just random.
Speaker 15: It was just chest your house and not having a
Speaker 15: swimming pool.
Speaker 5: Yeah, like you're gonna you got to kiss my chest
Speaker 5: because you kids around his neck with his car at
Speaker 5: all that's going out the window.
Speaker 2: That's just love.
Speaker 5: You get anywhere around this car. I'm gonna tell you,
Speaker 5: ain't it ain't all that love. It double gone, just some.
Speaker 2: Of that chemo in your mouth. I'm sorry. I'm sorry
Speaker 2: that we're not supposed to cancel joke. You know he's
Speaker 2: gonna take it to a whole lot just about time
Speaker 2: you opened it up.
Speaker 9: I ain't never tasted a lot of kids properly. You
Speaker 9: ain't never done that before. You don't know what it
Speaker 9: tastes like. Hey, like, just try Minican coming flavor, bubble gud, fruity.
Speaker 1: Punch can, cranberry sauce or cheese on everything.
Speaker 15: Cranberry sauce on nothing but one two days, cramberry sauce
Speaker 15: on the taco, not.
Speaker 1: A day's round?
Speaker 2: What you rather?
Speaker 11: Coming up next and forty nine minutes afterwards, our last
Speaker 11: break of the day, and Steve will be back to
Speaker 11: close out the show.
Speaker 1: Right after this, you're listening Harvey Morning Show. Last break
Speaker 1: of the day.
Speaker 11: Steve Harvey take us away with some insightful closing remarks.
Speaker 1: I know you have some for us today.
Speaker 9: Well, you know, I think it's imperative. Yesterday we talked
Speaker 9: about how hate is so counter productive. Well, let's talk
Speaker 9: about something today that is productive. And that's one of
Speaker 9: the major of principles of success.
Speaker 2: I don't know if.
Speaker 5: People understand the real value of dreams and visions. I
Speaker 5: don't know if people understand the real value of writing
Speaker 5: it down.
Speaker 9: You know, having dreams and visions is one thing. It's
Speaker 9: the writing it down part that solidifies it and makes it.
Speaker 5: More doable and concrete. And the reason I'm saying that
Speaker 5: is because writing your visions down everything you want on
Speaker 5: a piece of paper, or creating a vision board isn't
Speaker 5: just a principle of success.
Speaker 9: Well, it is very much a principle of success. But
Speaker 9: it's a scripture. It's actually in the Bible.
Speaker 5: God has laid out for us exactly how to have
Speaker 5: the best life possible for you. He's already laid that out.
Speaker 5: He gave us words of encouragement. He gives us wisdom,
Speaker 5: he gives us understanding. That's what Proverbs is all about,
Speaker 5: That's what the Psalms is about.
Speaker 2: He gives you an.
Speaker 5: Examples of people overcoming throughout the Bible.
Speaker 2: He gives you examples of what real faith can do.
Speaker 5: He has He.
Speaker 2: Shows you seasons of what can happen to people.
Speaker 9: But one of the things Rebeca two and two says,
Speaker 9: write the vision and make it plain so.
Speaker 2: That he who reads it will run to it.
Speaker 9: And even though it terry, terry means take along time,
Speaker 9: wait for it, for surely it will come at an
Speaker 9: appointed time. It's so important that that you as people,
Speaker 9: that we as people never forget the significance and the
Speaker 9: importance of writing our goals and our visions, our wants,
Speaker 9: our dreams, our hopes, our yearnings down.
Speaker 2: It is imperative that you write it down. It's not
Speaker 2: anything that that should be taken lightly. This is very,
Speaker 2: very real. It can change your life.
Speaker 1: It really really can.
Speaker 5: Man, it could do so much for you. Because see
Speaker 5: where you are now, it's temporary. You've got to understand that.
Speaker 5: But you've got to have a dream and a vision
Speaker 5: to get out of that place so you can move
Speaker 5: on to your next space.
Speaker 9: All of us are being tested on some form, shape,
Speaker 9: or fashion. All of us are being tested.
Speaker 2: On some level. All of us.
Speaker 9: Ain't nobody scot free of the test of life, but man.
Speaker 2: With the dreaming vision to Rebeka two and two.
Speaker 5: Writing a vision and making it plain it can get
Speaker 5: you into your season A lot sooner. Bishop Getty sent
Speaker 5: me something. Bishop gettys is minister.
Speaker 9: Down in the Carolinas who came on my show once
Speaker 9: and we've become friends every since. And he sent me
Speaker 9: something one day, and he told me, he said, never
Speaker 9: judge somebody based on the season.
Speaker 2: Are y'all listening? Never judged someone based on the season.
Speaker 2: He told me.
Speaker 9: He said, one season, David was a shepherd, the next
Speaker 9: season he was a king. One season, Ruth was working
Speaker 9: in the field, the next season she was owning the
Speaker 9: same field.
Speaker 2: One season, Mordecai.
Speaker 5: Was sitting outside the king's palace, the next season he
Speaker 5: was inside the palace.
Speaker 2: And what he was saying to me was, we serve a.
Speaker 9: God who turns things around, and that is the God
Speaker 9: of unmerited favor. You can't judge somebody based on the season.
Speaker 9: You don't know who you're talking to. You don't know
Speaker 9: what God gonna do for this person. You don't know
Speaker 9: what this person written down. You don't know what this
Speaker 9: vision this person has, and you don't know what kind
Speaker 9: of grace God gonna put on this person. So like
Speaker 9: we were talking about on the radio show, we were
Speaker 9: talking about, have you gotten more than your thought? Or
Speaker 9: did you get everything you ever wanted? A lot of
Speaker 9: this stuff I have, I ain't even see. I didn't
Speaker 9: even know it was nothing to want. I didn't know
Speaker 9: to want certain things because I didn't know certain things existed.
Speaker 5: But he gave it to me anyway, because he has
Speaker 5: this thing called grace. But what has helped me a
Speaker 5: great deal along the way is writing down everything on paper,
Speaker 5: making notes in my iPhone, having vision boards.
Speaker 9: It has completely turned my life around. It'll do the
Speaker 9: same thing for you because of a scripture Rebecca two
Speaker 9: and two. Write the vision and make it play period.
Speaker 9: It change your life. If somebody told that to me,
Speaker 9: I try that.
Speaker 2: I really would.
Speaker 5: Those are my close remarks today. Hey listen, y'all talk
Speaker 5: to God. He loved to hear from you today. He
Speaker 5: really really would. All right, y'all stay in peace now.
Speaker 11: For all Steve Harvey contests, no purchase necessary, void We're prohibited.
Speaker 11: Participants must be legal US residents at least eighteen years old,
Speaker 11: unless otherwise stated. For complete contest rules, visit Steve Harvey
Speaker 11: FM dot com. You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show