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Speaker 6: Uh huh, I sure will. Now, Good morning everybody. You
Speaker 6: are listening to the voice, come on now dig me
Speaker 6: one and only. Steve Harvey Man old man, got a
Speaker 6: radio show. I said yesterday, I was trying to do
Speaker 6: something with it. Like I said, you know that the
Speaker 6: trying part is over. I'm actually doing something with it now.
Speaker 6: I told you that the only way to find your
Speaker 6: real purpose, your real mission in life, you're real what for?
Speaker 6: The thing that you got to go get it get
Speaker 6: after is you got to connect with God. You have
Speaker 6: to connect with him because as your creator, no one
Speaker 6: knows better what you were made for than your maker.
Speaker 6: I mean that just I mean, man, and you just
Speaker 6: make a lot of common sense, don't it. I mean, really,
Speaker 6: you know, people kill me with with the lack of belief.
Speaker 6: I'm listening to me. I don't really into explaining all
Speaker 6: that a way. If that's how you feel, then gone
Speaker 6: and get to feel and how you feeling with it.
Speaker 6: But let me explain something to you. I just don't
Speaker 6: see how. What is this conscious that eats away at
Speaker 6: you from time to time? Where does the moral barometer
Speaker 6: come from that exists in your life? What makes you
Speaker 6: know the difference between right and wrong with Where did
Speaker 6: your conscience come from? What is your need to cry
Speaker 6: out from? What does the word Lord help me come from?
Speaker 6: Why when you get in a in a dog place
Speaker 6: and you whisper Jesus, where that come from?
Speaker 7: Huh?
Speaker 1: What is that? You know?
Speaker 8: What?
Speaker 6: What are these promises come from that we make, these
Speaker 6: deals we cut, that we make with a higher power.
Speaker 1: Why why when you're at your lowest moment? Man?
Speaker 6: You you you, you, you turned somewhere. Okay, enough of that,
Speaker 6: I've I've explained my side of it. And as a
Speaker 6: matter of fact, God is really almost unexplainable to me.
Speaker 6: I want, I want, I want to share something with
Speaker 6: you about well, when you strike out to find your mission,
Speaker 6: or how about when you strike out on your mission
Speaker 6: once you discover what your purpose is? Or let's simplify,
Speaker 6: what happens when you set a goal and you're ready
Speaker 6: to strike out on that goal. What happens when you
Speaker 6: set an ambition in front of you or put something
Speaker 6: in your sights that you want to attain that you
Speaker 6: want to become successful at. What's the mind set that
Speaker 6: you have to develop? There are three things you must
Speaker 6: first ask, You must then believe, and you must then receive.
Speaker 6: Now the received part, all these parts, iss got a
Speaker 6: thing to it. You gotta ask. You just gotta ask
Speaker 6: for it. You know you've heard the scripture before? You
Speaker 6: have not because you ask not Why don't you ask?
Speaker 6: But then after you ask, here's the kick. You got
Speaker 6: to believe that it can happen for you. Stop looking
Speaker 6: at the success of other people and not thinking that
Speaker 6: that same success can happen for you.
Speaker 1: Then I'm not saying that specific way.
Speaker 6: I'm just saying that a success can happen for you,
Speaker 6: just like it can happen for somebody else. Why do
Speaker 6: you think it keeps happening to other people over and
Speaker 6: over because they ask and they believe.
Speaker 1: Now here's the cold part. Receive it? Oh what you mean?
Speaker 1: Receive it? I ask for it?
Speaker 6: I believe in it, why would I not want to
Speaker 6: receive it? Act like it, Act like it's already there.
Speaker 6: Behaviors though you have it in your hands, Smile about it,
Speaker 6: Realize that, man, it's just days away, and how many
Speaker 6: other days that is?
Speaker 1: If it's days away, it's just days away. We don't
Speaker 1: know if.
Speaker 6: It's gonna happen tomorrow, next week, in thirty days. We
Speaker 6: don't know if it's gonna take a few years. But
Speaker 6: you got to receive it though. You gotta ask. You
Speaker 6: got to believe, and you got to receive it. You
Speaker 6: gotta act as though as that. Now as another part
Speaker 6: now to this about work, don't please faith through our
Speaker 6: works is dead. Don't think you're gonna just ask for
Speaker 6: some believing and then go sit down, start watching TV.
Speaker 6: Come on, now, let's get real. Let's not leave out
Speaker 6: the other duel. You got to work. But now hear
Speaker 6: what I want you to know about when you strike
Speaker 6: out on that mission, that the journey that you strike
Speaker 6: out on to accomplish a goal or to set out
Speaker 6: on the mission. The journey, if you could understand this
Speaker 6: or to help you so much, the journey is a process.
Speaker 6: It's not an arrival date. It's a process. All you're
Speaker 6: looking to do, folks, is start the process. Get it started.
Speaker 6: Don't worry about the arrival date. Act like it's there.
Speaker 6: The arrival date is coming. But here is the beauty
Speaker 6: of the journey being a process. But all along the
Speaker 6: way of your journey you will find success. The whole
Speaker 6: time you're on the journey, the whole time you're in
Speaker 6: the process of finding your mission, fulfilling your mission, uncovering
Speaker 6: your dreams, reaching your goals. The beauty of it is
Speaker 6: all along the way you're going to find success on
Speaker 6: so many levels.
Speaker 1: And people fail to look at that part. They keep
Speaker 1: thinking of them else. Man, I ain't there yet, I
Speaker 1: ain't you know.
Speaker 6: It's like when you take a little kid on a
Speaker 6: long car trip and there in the back seat.
Speaker 1: Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Boy?
Speaker 6: If you just look out the window, see where we
Speaker 6: then being? Look out the window, Look at the mountains,
Speaker 6: Look at these trees, look at the views we got. No,
Speaker 6: we ain't there yet, But Lord have mercy, look at
Speaker 6: what he's showing us along the way. Smell the roses,
Speaker 6: have yourself a cup of coffee, Chill every now and then,
Speaker 6: and see what he's doing for you, because the journey
Speaker 6: is a process. But man, know that in the process
Speaker 6: of arriving at your designated gold dream, ambition, or mission.
Speaker 6: Understand this, that the journey is a process. But all
Speaker 6: along the way you'll find success. There are things that
Speaker 6: are going to happen to you along the way, Man,
Speaker 6: that will be so.
Speaker 1: Gratifying and fulfilling.
Speaker 6: Where the journey is joyful, there is joy in the journey.
Speaker 6: You don't have to be there to appreciate the ride.
Speaker 6: Appreciate the journey and the process.
Speaker 1: Stop getting mad because you ain't at the arrival data.
Speaker 1: Your dreams ain't come true yet.
Speaker 6: Look up, Look up. You might discover, man, that you're
Speaker 6: living better. You might discover that you don't have a
Speaker 6: million yet, but you'd have made a quarter of a million.
Speaker 6: What you tripping for because you ain't got the million yet.
Speaker 6: Remember when you didn't have nothing. Be grateful for the
Speaker 6: two hundred and fifty thousand dollars mark, the one hundred
Speaker 6: thousand dollars mark, the three hundred and twenty two thousand
Speaker 6: dollar mark. Don't you understand, man, you may not be
Speaker 6: where you wanna be, But man, can't you thank God
Speaker 6: that you ain't where it was?
Speaker 1: How about that one?
Speaker 9: Huh?
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Speaker 6: This is Steve Harvey Morty shows A different call.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that was aught to call. That was just a call.
Speaker 1: That's all that Waserry. Hey, good morning Steve. I love it.
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Speaker 6: Uh? The most promising young up and coming comedian that I.
Speaker 1: Know, Junior morning, Uncle, my mentor man, how you feelish Leaden,
Speaker 1: Jim mckin, pranks, Nephew.
Speaker 10: Turn saw your side Top of the Morning, Baby Thursday
Speaker 10: idea like Steve.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't know. I just did it.
Speaker 6: I wasn't, I wasn't nothing with it, ain't no that,
Speaker 6: ain't open it to no song and nothing, you know,
Speaker 6: just sang it to my damn self for god, I
Speaker 6: was on the video really really just I just started
Speaker 6: singing anywhere they fool You're on the radio, Steve.
Speaker 1: You know you're having fun at your jumps. Yeah, that's cool.
Speaker 5: You know.
Speaker 1: I was gonna ask you, remember the other day, a couple.
Speaker 9: Of days ago, we got really deep one morning when
Speaker 9: we opened the show and talked about our regrets and stuff.
Speaker 10: Again.
Speaker 9: Well, we're not doing that again, you can't. We're not
Speaker 9: doing that again, Steve. I just wanted to. I just
Speaker 9: thought about something that I didn't regret in my life,
Speaker 9: you know, because you have you do have regrets. But
Speaker 9: one thing I do not regret, and that's well, should
Speaker 9: I say it? I was just singing it to myself anyway.
Speaker 9: One thing I don't regret is cutting off my six finger,
Speaker 9: because you know, I had an extra finger on each hand.
Speaker 1: I got them cut off. I was kissing because that
Speaker 1: extra fag on the back. I don't, yeah, I don't.
Speaker 1: I don't regret doing that. I just wanted to.
Speaker 6: I tell you right now, if you shake my hand,
Speaker 6: I'm gonna snatch back.
Speaker 1: And that's what was happening when I was little. Nobody
Speaker 1: wants to put my hands.
Speaker 6: I shake your hand now, I'm gonna try to feel
Speaker 6: around because I probably an over there.
Speaker 1: It's like you used to start at.
Speaker 6: I don't, yeah, it's got to be at least a
Speaker 6: little shiny spot me.
Speaker 1: I told you, just yeah, that's my that's my. Did
Speaker 1: they charge your extra when you got your.
Speaker 11: Nail than now.
Speaker 12: Nail?
Speaker 1: It was just about that.
Speaker 6: I'm just most people only got phetoes because the baby
Speaker 6: toad on't count.
Speaker 1: It's just tucked off in there. Yeah, but if you
Speaker 1: lose it, you will fall.
Speaker 2: Okay, get my toe, yeah, Carlo hoos right now, Yeah,
Speaker 2: don't do it.
Speaker 9: I forgot Carlin Brokers all right, coming up to thirty two.
Speaker 6: I got a partner that ain't got a big toe
Speaker 6: and he wears samd.
Speaker 1: Oh and got to stay leading forward. Slip, that's just
Speaker 1: a fly. All right, we gotta go.
Speaker 9: Coming up at thirty two, after the hour, we will
Speaker 9: hear from the nephew yet again as he runs that
Speaker 9: prank back.
Speaker 1: Right after this. You're listening Hardy Morning Show. All right,
Speaker 1: it's time now to start your morning off with the
Speaker 1: nephew and run that prank back. What you got for
Speaker 1: his nef? No blacks for you? Let's go get though
Speaker 1: in bed.
Speaker 8: Hello, I'm trying to reach Nicole, please, this is she?
Speaker 8: How you doing?
Speaker 5: Listen? I'm giving you a call you. You happen to
Speaker 5: be uh in a relationship with a with a black man?
Speaker 8: Am?
Speaker 5: I am? I right?
Speaker 12: I'm sorry? Who is this?
Speaker 5: I'm sorry?
Speaker 8: My name is Brian, uh well, I don't want to
Speaker 8: give my full name, but it's Jiadiah Jiadiah Malcolm.
Speaker 11: Okay, and and I'm sorry, why are you calling?
Speaker 5: Okay? Now you you you are a Caucasian woman? Correct?
Speaker 1: Okay?
Speaker 11: Why I'm still trying to get to why are you
Speaker 11: calling U?
Speaker 8: What's going on is uh, I'm with an organization and
Speaker 8: we're calling people who are in interracial relationships, and from
Speaker 8: my understanding, you are in an interracial relationship.
Speaker 5: Correct, yes, okay.
Speaker 8: I'm with n b f U and that's uh. N
Speaker 8: b f U is no blacks for you. And what
Speaker 8: we're doing is we're trying to get uh racist to
Speaker 8: go back to dating each other, you know, which means
Speaker 8: Caucasians going back.
Speaker 11: I'm sorry, I'm sorry. At first, I don't know who
Speaker 11: do you think you are calling my house? But that's
Speaker 11: just not going to happen. And I don't know where
Speaker 11: this organization is based out of. I mean, you must
Speaker 11: be some country bumpkin or something, and you have just
Speaker 11: really called the wrong house.
Speaker 5: Okay, well when.
Speaker 8: NBF you man, it's been around since the early nineteen forties.
Speaker 11: Yeah, I can imagine. I can imagine that. And I'm
Speaker 11: sure at some points you guys have to shut down
Speaker 11: because this is just ridiculous.
Speaker 12: Do you know what I mean?
Speaker 11: Obama's mother was white. Are you gonna go knock on
Speaker 11: his door too?
Speaker 12: What the hell?
Speaker 5: You don't have time to knock on Obama's door. He's business.
Speaker 5: I'm trying to do is get the rest of.
Speaker 8: The came.
Speaker 5: Hey black, And that's what I'm saying.
Speaker 11: Trying to tell us we can't be together because you're
Speaker 11: black and I'm white.
Speaker 13: He's calling, yo, what's up?
Speaker 12: What is.
Speaker 5: Okay?
Speaker 12: Who?
Speaker 5: Who? Who is this?
Speaker 13: This is that I'm a man who lives.
Speaker 8: Okay, this is g J. Jodiah Malcolm. And what I'm doing, man,
Speaker 8: is we we You know, I'm with an organization called
Speaker 8: n b f U and n b f U man,
Speaker 8: there's no blacks for you. Which what we're trying to
Speaker 8: do is we're trying to get all races to go
Speaker 8: back to each other.
Speaker 13: What you're talking about you getting? Man? You are what what?
Speaker 13: What kind of organization has that.
Speaker 5: Y'all are tripping. Okay, brother, let me have youthing. You
Speaker 5: don't feel empty without the sister on your side. You
Speaker 5: don't feel empty without loving black woman on your side.
Speaker 5: That's what I'm asking you, brother.
Speaker 13: I got I got plenty of black women on my side,
Speaker 13: but that don't mean that I had to be in
Speaker 13: a relationship with a black woman. I'm in a relationship
Speaker 13: with a woman I love. So that's what it's about.
Speaker 5: Now.
Speaker 13: I don't feel empty. That's the first problem with your organization,
Speaker 13: right that the premise is wrong.
Speaker 8: Okay, okay, okay, But brother, what we're trying to do, man,
Speaker 8: we don't want to lose our race. We don't want
Speaker 8: the blacks to lose the strength that we have. And
Speaker 8: if blacks continue to date and mate with blacks, then
Speaker 8: we would be as powerful and stronger than any other
Speaker 8: race in the world.
Speaker 13: What do you get this number from?
Speaker 8: Man?
Speaker 5: Excuse me?
Speaker 13: How do you get this other in the first thing?
Speaker 5: Dude? I mean, I ain't got time for all this.
Speaker 13: Man, it's some no offense brow you Why.
Speaker 5: Are you calling us hey man? Because on y'all interracial couple.
Speaker 13: Yeah, but what this is happening that ain't none of
Speaker 13: your business.
Speaker 5: Hey, but it is my businesses I'm with. If I'm
Speaker 5: with NBLU, know that who you with, you are a
Speaker 5: black person that are integrated within another race. And what
Speaker 5: we're trying to do, man, is get you to understand
Speaker 5: to come back to your race and be comfortable and
Speaker 5: happy in your right.
Speaker 13: Oh you really now come back to my race.
Speaker 5: I ain never left my raised dog.
Speaker 13: You a trip him, y'o and be you you y'all,
Speaker 13: get off a phone. Man, don't call here no more?
Speaker 8: With that?
Speaker 5: Do you think that you are happier with a Caucasian
Speaker 5: woman than you would be with a black woman.
Speaker 13: Man, I didn't even know. I don't want to entertain this.
Speaker 13: Don't call here no more. Don't call there no more.
Speaker 8: Let me ask you, brother, be a man and answer
Speaker 8: the question of do you know what.
Speaker 13: You about to get your dog?
Speaker 5: You know? You really you really gonna get? Will be
Speaker 5: a man? You know what?
Speaker 13: If you bring it over here, you'll find out how
Speaker 13: much of a blown man I am.
Speaker 5: Hey, man, don't catch your doing what man while I'm
Speaker 5: in the middle of asking you these questions, because I
Speaker 5: ain't got no problem coming over there. I got your
Speaker 5: phone number, I got your address to bring.
Speaker 13: It on over and see what you're trying.
Speaker 5: I'm asking you about these relationships. Man, are you more
Speaker 5: comfortable in a relationship with a Caucasian woman than you
Speaker 5: are with a black woman?
Speaker 13: God, I told you, man, it ain't even about that,
Speaker 13: and we ain't even going into that. So look, just please, brother,
Speaker 13: can you stop calling him? Don't call my mother.
Speaker 8: Man.
Speaker 5: We'll call all inter racial people around the country. That's
Speaker 5: what NBFU dog. We call all of y'all and we
Speaker 5: try to talk some sensing to you and see if
Speaker 5: you can change the world and go back to the
Speaker 5: racist from which is you came.
Speaker 13: You're tripping, Yeah, you're a really tripping man.
Speaker 5: You know what.
Speaker 13: Obviously he's just a mental institution you calling from because
Speaker 13: there's something wrong with you. So look, don't call in
Speaker 13: no one, and we ain't got no more problems out.
Speaker 8: I say this, I'll say this to you. I'm going
Speaker 8: to your your girl's job and I'm talking to her
Speaker 8: face to face tomorrow about this whole situation.
Speaker 13: You know what, And you're gonna get.
Speaker 5: Your No, I ain't getting my foot. I'm going tomorrow
Speaker 5: and I'm talking matter of fact, I ain't even called
Speaker 5: to talk to you. You put im back on the phone.
Speaker 5: Hen with you.
Speaker 13: Put up back on the phone, show us at her job,
Speaker 13: demands he would have.
Speaker 5: I'm showing up at her job. Put her back on.
Speaker 13: The phone, show up at her job, demse he would happen.
Speaker 5: You gonna change, man, You change.
Speaker 13: I don't know me from the beginning. How you gonna
Speaker 13: tell them down and change?
Speaker 5: You don't know me? Look at I know how you
Speaker 5: brothers get me.
Speaker 13: I'm as black as I ever was. You can't mess
Speaker 13: with my blackness because of who I'm dating. You show
Speaker 13: up at her job tomorrow, You're gonna get your.
Speaker 5: You ain't gonna sit in print me man, I am
Speaker 5: with him.
Speaker 11: You're doing if you you don't work him? I up
Speaker 11: and now I'm worked out here.
Speaker 5: You're done.
Speaker 11: You're done, So you can stop calling the house.
Speaker 5: And I'm going to your job tomorrow. Do you want
Speaker 5: them say I'm coming to glean?
Speaker 8: Do?
Speaker 1: Please?
Speaker 12: You are you leave?
Speaker 5: Matter of fact, you can have your man at your
Speaker 5: job at lunchtime. Not only am I gonna talk to
Speaker 5: you at lunchtime, I'm gonna whomp wow.
Speaker 12: Not gonna be any talking.
Speaker 11: You show up, There's not gonna be any talking.
Speaker 5: And you have a discussion to uphold and okay, you know.
Speaker 12: What that's it's saying, are you on what the fool
Speaker 12: makes you a fool? So this conversation is over.
Speaker 5: Can I say one more thing to you? What this is? Nephew,
Speaker 5: Timmy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show? You just got
Speaker 5: prank by your girlfriend? Oh my goodness. Wow, gotta ask
Speaker 5: y'all before I leave. And I need to hear this
Speaker 5: from both of y'all. What is the baddest radio show
Speaker 5: in the land?
Speaker 13: Show?
Speaker 1: All right, nephew, thank you? Coming up next, ask the CLO.
Speaker 1: You're listening Morning show.
Speaker 9: It's time to start the show off with the CLO.
Speaker 9: Steve Harvey is our chief love Officer. This one is
Speaker 9: from Melanie in Canada. Melanie writes, I'm thirty seven years
Speaker 9: old and I'm dating a forty year old man that
Speaker 9: I met online. We've been together for a few months
Speaker 9: and we're both over the dating bs and ready to
Speaker 9: get married. Because of that, he's brutally honest to the
Speaker 9: point where it's offensive to me. For example, on our
Speaker 9: first date, he said my breath was stinky, he said
Speaker 9: my cooking needs work, and he's.
Speaker 1: Told me, I'm a terrible driver.
Speaker 9: I know he's got to truly like me, because if
Speaker 9: he didn't, he would tell me, is this an acceptable
Speaker 9: way to get to know someone?
Speaker 12: Or not.
Speaker 1: At all?
Speaker 6: I don't know where you got all this love from
Speaker 6: your breath? Stink, you can't cook in your ass. He
Speaker 6: don't like your drive. Wow, that's to begin any and
Speaker 6: as you get married that Liz go bro.
Speaker 1: I'm just here to.
Speaker 6: Tell So if I were you this old we in love,
Speaker 6: I would you know we're over the dating game.
Speaker 1: It's only been how long, Cheerley?
Speaker 8: Oh?
Speaker 1: A few months? Yeah, just a few.
Speaker 6: Lady, you don't even know this man. A few months?
Speaker 6: It is not in those time. Now, he's brutally honest.
Speaker 6: What's what's behind that brutal honesty? What else is brutal?
Speaker 1: I don't like Yeah, I don't like that, you know?
Speaker 6: So if I were you, I would spend a little
Speaker 6: bit more time getting to notice man, because if he
Speaker 6: this quick to be this harsh with you, wait till.
Speaker 1: Something's wrongs mean? It don't sound like she have it?
Speaker 9: Yeah, that was their first date. He only said it
Speaker 9: one time, according to her Tierra in Culver City, California, says,
Speaker 9: I'm in my mid thirties and I've been with a
Speaker 9: great guy for a few months. I'm into polyamory, and
Speaker 9: my best friend and I are lovers too, But my
Speaker 9: man does know it yet. She got me into the
Speaker 9: lifestyle and now I basically recruit guys for her pleasure
Speaker 9: and mind. For the first time in a long time,
Speaker 9: I have a guy that I really like. Should I
Speaker 9: introduce him to my lifestyle and have sex with him
Speaker 9: and my best friend? Or should I keep this one
Speaker 9: all to myself?
Speaker 8: What?
Speaker 6: I can't advise you this foolishness. I've never seen this
Speaker 6: workout for anybody.
Speaker 1: I haven't.
Speaker 6: Now it may, but I haven't seen it work out
Speaker 6: for anybody. Somebody gonna want what they want and they
Speaker 6: ain't gonna want the other person to know it or
Speaker 6: have it. That's always the case. Yes, Look, why you
Speaker 6: just go on and do your thing. You ain't finna
Speaker 6: have nobody all to your damn self because you ain't
Speaker 6: all You don't see. If you want to be somebody somebody,
Speaker 6: then somebody gotta be your somebody. But everybody can't be
Speaker 6: everybody's everybody. What about you wanna be somebody somebody? Somebody
Speaker 6: gonna want to be your somebody. But everybody can't be
Speaker 6: everybody's everybody because that wasn't hit up going on right.
Speaker 1: Here, they're just doing everybody.
Speaker 6: You know, you can't belong to everybody in just them
Speaker 6: because somebody ain't gonna go along with the rules.
Speaker 1: I thought we was doing everybody.
Speaker 6: Now if your girlfriend to introduce you to it, and
Speaker 6: you would hub but you want him, but you don't
Speaker 6: want him to be with her. Oh that ain't had
Speaker 6: his work because probably gonna want to crackle.
Speaker 1: Yes, probably gonna yeah.
Speaker 6: I don't know what all poly Emma who whatever, will
Speaker 6: probably gonna want to crack.
Speaker 14: I have to watch everybody everything, Marie.
Speaker 9: All right, here we go. We're moving on. Celestia and Austin. Austin,
Speaker 9: Texas says. I'm thirty one years old dating a thirty
Speaker 9: nine year old guy that can't get his mother out
Speaker 9: of his love life. Whenever he invites me to a
Speaker 9: family function, his mother invites his ex girlfriend. His ex
Speaker 9: still hangs with his mother like they're best friends. His
Speaker 9: mom even had a fortieth birthday dinner for this girl
Speaker 9: at her house and blamed me when my ex didn't
Speaker 9: come to the party. My man said that his mom
Speaker 9: is deliberately doing things to irritate me.
Speaker 1: So why does he allow this? Good question? Well, I mean,
Speaker 1: what can he disallow.
Speaker 6: He can't make his mama stop talking to his ex
Speaker 6: girlfriend because his mama messy. Very He can't tell his
Speaker 6: mama you can't have this girl over your house no more.
Speaker 6: And he can tell his mama, mom, don't throw her
Speaker 6: no party. But a mama don't like the new girlfriend.
Speaker 6: She want an old girlfriend to wind and old girlfriend
Speaker 6: is fine, rubbing it in your face. If he ain't
Speaker 6: gonna make it convenient for you, why you making it
Speaker 6: convenient for him?
Speaker 1: Exactly? He getting what he want.
Speaker 6: He got you and his mama cool, but you ain't
Speaker 6: got nothing you want.
Speaker 1: You won't even have all of him.
Speaker 6: She mad at you because you didn't let him call
Speaker 6: her birthday part.
Speaker 9: He's not a great guy if he doesn't stop this foolishness.
Speaker 1: All right, We're moving on.
Speaker 9: Isabelle and Clearwater, Florida, writes, My husband had an affair
Speaker 9: a year ago that resulted in a child that I
Speaker 9: have to raise. The child's mother was sent to jail
Speaker 9: for selling marijuana, and she came to me apologized for
Speaker 9: the affair and asked me to take her baby. I
Speaker 9: don't have any kids, and this child looks so much
Speaker 9: like my husband that it makes me ill. He's doing
Speaker 9: everything he can to work things out with me, but
Speaker 9: I'm ready to leave.
Speaker 1: She's ready to leave. This is.
Speaker 9: And she says she wants to take the baby with
Speaker 9: her Steve, but he says she can't take the baby
Speaker 9: with her, and she doesn't want to stay.
Speaker 1: So what does she do now? Well, you have no
Speaker 1: rights to the baby.
Speaker 6: I don't thing unless the mother signed the rights over
Speaker 6: to you. She asked you. But that's the father. So
Speaker 6: the father and the mother have the rights. Who is
Speaker 6: this woman? He was sleeping with their smoking weed and
Speaker 6: selling it and her ass is going to jail and
Speaker 6: now you but but the baby make you look sick?
Speaker 6: Make you sick because he looked just like her. But
Speaker 6: now you want to leave him, but you want to
Speaker 6: keep the baby. Say you want to take the thing?
Speaker 6: To make you sick every time you.
Speaker 1: Look at it? With you? What's wrong with you? It
Speaker 1: makes no sense?
Speaker 6: Damn Give that man the baby and go start your
Speaker 6: life over.
Speaker 1: Yes, all right, thank you clo, you're listening Morning show?
Speaker 1: All right?
Speaker 9: Thanksgiving Wow, did it come fast this year?
Speaker 1: It's here.
Speaker 9: Yeah, we're all gathering around the Thanksgiving table dinner conversations.
Speaker 1: It can be a little tense, you know.
Speaker 9: So we just want you guys to prepare with some
Speaker 9: phrases that you should have void at holiday dinners so
Speaker 9: we can just, you know, all have a good time
Speaker 9: with our family and friends. Okay, like for instance, yeah, okay,
Speaker 9: for instance, Steve, when you start a sentence with you
Speaker 9: should have you should have? You know, the words should
Speaker 9: you know can make a person feel judged or disappointed.
Speaker 1: You see where I'm going with that. You should have
Speaker 1: let somebody else fix Yeah, yeah, that's hurtful. You should
Speaker 1: have you should have left the marshmallows at that's like that.
Speaker 1: I'm with you. I'm with you on that. My feelings
Speaker 1: are not hurt.
Speaker 6: Or how about this, I know it's pot look, but
Speaker 6: you should have just came.
Speaker 1: Without the po There ain't no luck in your Yeah,
Speaker 1: stuff like that, Steve, you got it, or.
Speaker 9: You know, avoid saying that, Yeah, avoid saying this, you know,
Speaker 9: because this is definitely this could start.
Speaker 1: One right here. Can you believe what your president just did? Yeah? Yeah?
Speaker 1: It can lead to an argument and a fight.
Speaker 14: You know, politics, everybody in agreement on my family. My family,
Speaker 14: all good with that. That's gonna get the party popping
Speaker 14: right there.
Speaker 1: Okay, all right, so you're not gonna avoid saying it.
Speaker 1: Oh no, no, no, you can talk politics in my house.
Speaker 6: Everybody at my house in the same political mindset.
Speaker 1: You don't have you you are a Republican at the table.
Speaker 15: You need to keep it to you you. Okay, let's
Speaker 15: get back to the house. Let's get back to the
Speaker 15: food for a minute. How about this one.
Speaker 9: You know, the best turkey I ever had was say
Speaker 9: it again, the best turkey I ever had.
Speaker 1: Was was my mama that. Yeah, yes, that'll set it off, Steve.
Speaker 1: If you say something like that's true though, you don't
Speaker 1: have to always tell the truth.
Speaker 6: Though, No, no, no, no, see Charley, she once again?
Speaker 6: Uh huh, Well all need to make up your man?
Speaker 6: Did you all want us to be true?
Speaker 4: Oh?
Speaker 1: You want? These last year were good, we're laying on Thanksgiving.
Speaker 1: Tell the truth.
Speaker 9: It's a good time to ask that question. Yeah, you know,
Speaker 9: like if you start a sentence with when are you going.
Speaker 6: To learn how to cook?
Speaker 1: Don't do that. When you're gonna finally let him go Okay,
Speaker 1: that's the.
Speaker 9: One, right, because you don't want to make anyone feel
Speaker 9: defensive or put anyone on the spot or anything like that.
Speaker 1: Is when is you gonna stop using drugs? Wow? Really
Speaker 1: a little bit question? Yeah, just tell me that's what's
Speaker 1: gonna come out. I don't know why we.
Speaker 2: See the bag like, I ain't go ahead, I don't
Speaker 2: know what's wrong with you. I want to go to
Speaker 2: your house, but just come over there fifteen minutes.
Speaker 9: You ain't gonna be able to take you're lying fifteen
Speaker 9: if it starts off with that, Yeah, I believe you.
Speaker 14: Susie walking the dope? When is you going to stop using?
Speaker 14: You show up every yere looking like this?
Speaker 1: How about right here? Now?
Speaker 6: How about this right here? Sit somewhere where I can
Speaker 6: see where you're going? Where you're going?
Speaker 1: Bathroom ain't that way? Ain't no bathroom that way?
Speaker 9: And you know, trying not to open up a conversation
Speaker 9: or start a sentence with when are you going to.
Speaker 1: Don't do that one? Or remember the time you feed
Speaker 1: on yourself?
Speaker 7: No?
Speaker 1: Yea, my uncle Everett, thanks, he used to go he
Speaker 1: was drunks.
Speaker 6: Ain't nobody won't the bust out laughing everybody laughing. But
Speaker 6: then wait a minute, Wait a minute.
Speaker 9: Hold up, did you hear about Don't start it with
Speaker 9: that one, because that can mean yeah, you're gossiping about
Speaker 9: you know, somebody, your husband.
Speaker 6: What what did you hear about your husband?
Speaker 9: Oh, that's gonna get it started right there in the
Speaker 9: backroom with Coral.
Speaker 1: Cora. Not Cora Cora. Yeah, those are just conversation starters.
Speaker 1: You don't do that.
Speaker 10: Yeah, Oh, this is gonna happen Thanksgiving Thursday. Trust me,
Speaker 10: this is gonna happen. Well, I'll admit this.
Speaker 6: None of that happens at my house because I have
Speaker 6: no one at my house on Thanksgiving. As big as
Speaker 6: you create, nobody create no drama my house.
Speaker 9: Oh oh okay, I thought you were saying you had
Speaker 9: no one at your house. I was like, as big
Speaker 9: as your family is, Steve.
Speaker 1: Oh, the house gonna be packed. Yeah. I don't do drumming. Yeah,
Speaker 1: not at the house, everybody. No, don't ask me to play.
Speaker 1: I don't do that.
Speaker 6: You know, the game night, I might come in there
Speaker 6: for a couple of minutes, but that's it, y'all. Know
Speaker 6: what I'm doing. I'm gonna eat and I'm sitting in
Speaker 6: front of this TV. Oh I'm staring at it. And
Speaker 6: sometimes you're gonna come in there and the TV gonna
Speaker 6: be staring at me.
Speaker 1: Just walk back out, don't come in here. Just in
Speaker 1: the heat. I wanted this one. Keep five places on,
Speaker 1: don't cut it off, so.
Speaker 9: You don't mind them being in your house. A lot
Speaker 9: of people just don't bother you. Let your You don't
Speaker 9: want to know why the people there.
Speaker 6: Yeah, Marjorie's really good at that too, because she tells
Speaker 6: them this Steve, that Steve all don't.
Speaker 1: Bring your friends and your friends won't pictures. Oh god,
Speaker 1: I could get that. Yeah, that ain't happening.
Speaker 9: Meanwhile, at our house, all they want to talk about
Speaker 9: is you. Yes, Steve, come on, yeah.
Speaker 1: I just when they want me to tell Steve something
Speaker 1: for they.
Speaker 9: Always tell him give them. Can you just give this to.
Speaker 10: Steve for me? Just the best seller right now? We
Speaker 10: just get it to Steve. I'm not going to get
Speaker 10: your book to the one kill me.
Speaker 6: Okay, I got this book of mine I want you
Speaker 6: to read. I didn't read the foe I wrote.
Speaker 9: You're listening Morning show all right, guys, and it's time
Speaker 9: now for a round of would you rather? Would you
Speaker 9: rather date someone with their ex's name tattooed on their chest?
Speaker 9: Or would you rather date someone whose ex lives next door?
Speaker 10: Be yeah, you can. You can't just have Tremaine cross
Speaker 10: your chance. That's all I see every day? Know, yeah,
Speaker 10: I can't do that.
Speaker 1: But you'll see him. He lives next door. You're gonna
Speaker 1: see him. I become friends with him. I'm cool Tremaine.
Speaker 1: You see him. Everything.
Speaker 6: Well, I'm not gonna do is see Tremaine every time
Speaker 6: I look at her chest though, That's not what I'm going.
Speaker 1: Oh so it's the location of as well.
Speaker 7: Okay, okay, because I looks at that a lot chess
Speaker 7: in but I can't have that.
Speaker 2: There no Tremaine neighbor.
Speaker 1: That's how you go.
Speaker 10: And then.
Speaker 1: And if you talk to Tremain long enough, you're fed.
Speaker 1: I was wrong with her. Hello, now that's true?
Speaker 5: All right?
Speaker 9: Would you rather live in a different fancy hotel every
Speaker 9: night with unlimited room service credit?
Speaker 1: Or would you rather live in your.
Speaker 9: Dream home mansion but not be able to hire any help?
Speaker 10: Oh hell no, just manson, you're falling apart.
Speaker 1: I'm in season.
Speaker 6: Living in that big dust as house.
Speaker 1: We've seen it.
Speaker 14: When your staff all walk at your house.
Speaker 1: We see how you are. How does the act? I
Speaker 1: can't find them.
Speaker 6: I ain't gonna do that, But I don't live in
Speaker 6: a different hotel room.
Speaker 1: Everything every night.
Speaker 16: But you have unlimited room service credits every single night.
Speaker 1: Are living your dream? He thank that man.
Speaker 10: We're talking about four seasons, were talking about uh uh,
Speaker 10: the Mandarin Boys.
Speaker 1: Boy, we talk about some. We talked about love every
Speaker 1: the new Noble Hotel in Atlanta. But you gotta move
Speaker 1: every night every night.
Speaker 10: We'll just move quick, bringing on it. Look, look, one
Speaker 10: baby bunch of drum off, let's move.
Speaker 1: Let's all right. It's gonna be rough either way. I
Speaker 1: had to go on to a different hope.
Speaker 5: All right.
Speaker 1: Last one with you guys. Why Steve out there cutting
Speaker 1: the yard on this fifty summer?
Speaker 6: Keep it out there a whole week. He gets fell off
Speaker 6: of it Friday. Pick him up and he were hunt
Speaker 6: and he ain't got no chef.
Speaker 1: You know. All right, guys, that's today's rounded.
Speaker 9: Would you rather us at his gato?
Speaker 12: Not?
Speaker 6: Let these people get climbing over the wall talking to him.
Speaker 9: You're listening Morning show? All right, it is time for
Speaker 9: Junior's truth be told.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, all right, Shirley. Thanksgiving is coming up.
Speaker 14: Yeah, it's almost a big Now we have discussed all
Speaker 14: of the things we've discussed when people need to brain food, Yeah,
Speaker 14: full time dinner start, Yeah, beginning coming.
Speaker 1: We've discussed all this.
Speaker 14: One thing we have not discussed what the one thing
Speaker 14: where your ass need to leave old again. Yeah, we
Speaker 14: have a discussed now people. People don't know when to leave.
Speaker 14: There's time they need to leave. There are statements that
Speaker 14: will be made you need to adhere to and understand, like,
Speaker 14: well does it see when you hear that, start getting
Speaker 14: your keys in your hand. We need hear some James something.
Speaker 14: It's time to go. You can't spend all day here.
Speaker 14: Then a start at too treated like a restaurant. How
Speaker 14: long you saying that you sit down at two? About
Speaker 14: three point thirty? You gone same way.
Speaker 1: About and half. That's our half off the game. We
Speaker 1: forget all. You ain't come over here for the game.
Speaker 1: You came to eat.
Speaker 14: If you full, if I see you kick off of shoot,
Speaker 14: your ass got to go. Yeah, No, you ain't staying
Speaker 14: here all day now. My mama tied, she done cooked
Speaker 14: every thing, she can feed everybody.
Speaker 1: What else can we talk about? We distrusted everything. We
Speaker 1: know Walter got out of jail.
Speaker 14: We know had it had a hard train player, we know, yeah,
Speaker 14: we know, we know Mail got another baby.
Speaker 1: We got all after we cover they're still having kids.
Speaker 1: Mail will still have a kid for your forty five.
Speaker 6: You have made Come on, man, your name Meilbourne? You
Speaker 6: probably you probably now you probably through. Haven't made anybody
Speaker 6: that named Melbourne?
Speaker 1: The what is the name after with the Steve? Do
Speaker 1: what your age? Your name is Agnes? You probably had
Speaker 1: all them. You probably got you.
Speaker 14: But we done covered everything we can talk about. We know,
Speaker 14: we know Junior went back into rehaal.
Speaker 1: We got that. Everything is covered.
Speaker 14: Let's just go ahead and go home.
Speaker 1: We just need to go home.
Speaker 10: She's through having Beatrice.
Speaker 6: Beatrice Odetta is not having it.
Speaker 1: That what he got out of it.
Speaker 6: I'm giving you the names where I can assure you
Speaker 6: if this is your name, you are at an age
Speaker 6: where you are beyond child very years.
Speaker 1: So Journals is through having baby. You want another one?
Speaker 1: Go ahead? Henrietta, Henrietta, she through having kids. Henrietta too
Speaker 1: is distant. Yeah, you know, go ahead. Gwen when is
Speaker 1: through having.
Speaker 6: When fifty because she got a fifty year old names.
Speaker 6: See his names. Once you have an old name, you
Speaker 6: can quit having babies. If your name is Bob, probably
Speaker 6: having kids. I'm just saying, ain't nobody named Bob was
Speaker 6: still having kids? Not Bob, have a kid, had a
Speaker 6: bit through having kids?
Speaker 1: Done Gladys. Yeah, that's right up there with Agnes.
Speaker 10: Yeah, I'll tell you who Jackie is.
Speaker 1: I tell you that.
Speaker 9: I'm sorry Mary, Marjorie all of that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Mar last night, I ain't even sleep in the
Speaker 1: bed last oh esther Steve, you forgot about?
Speaker 6: Yeah, because Roe slept with his last night. I took
Speaker 6: my shower, man, I was tired of here because I
Speaker 6: fell asleep in my office.
Speaker 1: So what of them sayings?
Speaker 6: I took a shower, came into the bedroom, out of
Speaker 6: my bathroom, put my light on, my little phone, rose
Speaker 6: in the bed.
Speaker 1: I just turned around. I'm not and to do this.
Speaker 1: She'll have her set her damn heel in my eye.
Speaker 1: About Winton Stephen Winston was little man. Kids? Man, They
Speaker 1: just they sleep bad, don't. I was a bad kid.
Speaker 1: Got nowhere to go. I gotta go to work.
Speaker 6: You in here sleeping bag on your side right in fact,
Speaker 6: to your room to damn? Why are you waiting Noah
Speaker 6: in his band? Why you got to sleep in there
Speaker 6: sleeping none? Okay, well, Papa, don't't sleep with you.
Speaker 1: Turn off. But it hurt it though, Yeah, Papa wants
Speaker 1: the nephew of the prank phone call right after.
Speaker 9: You're listening morning show coming up at the top of
Speaker 9: the hour, right about four minutes after. It's my strawberry
Speaker 9: letter for today, the subject keep your nasty hands off me.
Speaker 1: Right now. It is the nephew.
Speaker 9: He is here with today's frank punk called what you
Speaker 9: got nest.
Speaker 1: Su giving with cousin Benji giving with cousin.
Speaker 5: Is Hello, Hello?
Speaker 13: Who is this this Glendon?
Speaker 5: Who is this this busie? I'm college is Miss Purvis though.
Speaker 12: You know she's doing here right now, but this is
Speaker 12: her daughter?
Speaker 5: Is there a problem? Oh no, this this this Benjie.
Speaker 5: This Mama Mama Loa's nephew. Who again, it's Blanda, mamad
Speaker 5: Mama Looa jo Ain't it ain't it correct?
Speaker 12: Mama Lords and miss herbst sister.
Speaker 5: Okay, I'm Benjy. I'm nephew from the other side of
Speaker 5: the family. You say your name was no Glenda? Okay,
Speaker 5: what time y'all supposed to get.
Speaker 12: In and we should leave there by the afternoon.
Speaker 5: Okay, uh is it's purpose? And she is your mama
Speaker 5: making the dressing?
Speaker 12: Yeah, she's making enough for about forty five people. Actually,
Speaker 12: h this was discussed about a month ago.
Speaker 5: Right y'all on the y'all they had the conference call,
Speaker 5: the conference the family had the conference call, right, yes, sir? Okay,
Speaker 5: now listen, what the reason why they got me to call?
Speaker 5: They wanted me to go in and call and I
Speaker 5: was trying to get me his purvis. She's not there.
Speaker 12: No, she's not here.
Speaker 5: What's wrong?
Speaker 4: Oh?
Speaker 5: Okay, they're not gonna They're not gonna need her to
Speaker 5: do the to do the dressing.
Speaker 12: And why wouldn't they need her to do this? And
Speaker 12: she would make it for ten years?
Speaker 5: We did.
Speaker 12: We just discussed this.
Speaker 5: So what do you mean they say that they got
Speaker 5: somebody down here that's gonna do the dressing, especially since
Speaker 5: y'all traveling. Y'all ain't got to bring it, you know,
Speaker 5: and be traveling with it. But they got somebody gonna
Speaker 5: do the dressing.
Speaker 12: Okay, Well, first of all, who are you your Benjie?
Speaker 12: What is your name?
Speaker 5: That was not my name? Benjamin but they called me Benjie.
Speaker 5: But but but like I say, uh, I'm on the
Speaker 5: other side of the front. I ain't on y'all side.
Speaker 12: Okay, Well, I'm still trying to figure out why you
Speaker 12: calling me because she's been making a dresser for ten years,
Speaker 12: like I said, And I mean it's been discussed. So
Speaker 12: I don't even know why why you're calling me. I
Speaker 12: don't even know you.
Speaker 5: Okay, Well, what I'm trying to explain to you this
Speaker 5: right here is dad they got so y'all ain't got
Speaker 5: to worry with bringing the dressing. They got somebody gonna bring.
Speaker 5: They got somebody down here that's gonna cook it. So
Speaker 5: in other word, what you know, if you can tell
Speaker 5: miss Pravis she ain't got to worry about the dressing
Speaker 5: this year.
Speaker 12: Oh so you want me to tell my mama got
Speaker 12: that she's been making dressing for ten years that y'all says,
Speaker 12: y'all ain't worried about She shouldn't have to make this
Speaker 12: year because we're driving now, we Optember year. So I'm
Speaker 12: not gonna do that to her. So, I mean, I
Speaker 12: don't I don't even know who you are to be
Speaker 12: calling me anyway, Why can't somebody calling me that I
Speaker 12: know regarding this.
Speaker 5: Okay, okay, you gunn the right.
Speaker 12: I am Glunda.
Speaker 5: All right, listen, let me say this because I don't
Speaker 5: mind saying what everybody thinking, what most people don't want
Speaker 5: to say. Let me say this right here. Really, what's
Speaker 5: going on is just right here. A lot of people
Speaker 5: in the family, you know, don't really don't, don't really
Speaker 5: like miss Pravis dressing.
Speaker 12: Benjamin, who you supposed to be? Let me sprind something
Speaker 12: need ma. Mama gonna make her dressing.
Speaker 5: You gonna keep it.
Speaker 12: And we ain't bringing that on with us, so you
Speaker 12: could tell your family that I said that because you
Speaker 12: understand me.
Speaker 5: I mean, first of all, you got to understand that
Speaker 5: I'm bringing news that that people don't them voted on
Speaker 5: and it's what everybody want to do. Don't nobody.
Speaker 12: Why didn't Nick house we had a meeting. I'm dressing
Speaker 12: she've been making the ten years. Ain't nobody been saying nothing?
Speaker 12: And guess what one of them up in that house.
Speaker 12: Nobody better not be walking up and through that're talking
Speaker 12: about my mama either, and you gonna go keep it.
Speaker 5: Okay, we see right there? Why why if people don't
Speaker 5: like the dressing, Glinda, why you want to make submit
Speaker 5: everybody to have it to eat it if they don't
Speaker 5: like it?
Speaker 12: You don't know. I don't know you, well, I no, no, Benjamin,
Speaker 12: Benjie who.
Speaker 5: I want you. I'm mama Lord's nephew from the other
Speaker 5: side of the family exactly. And I don't know you, okay,
Speaker 5: And it really really to the back all that, I
Speaker 5: don't really know you. But I'm but but I'm but
Speaker 5: I'm man up. I'm man up to call you and
Speaker 5: tell you what we're gonna do and what we ain't
Speaker 5: gonna do.
Speaker 12: Well, I know what I said. I want to pay
Speaker 12: it again. She's gonna make say dreassic you gonna eat
Speaker 12: it if we gonna go all day?
Speaker 5: Okay, okay, right there, listen, And I know this might
Speaker 5: be hard for you to understand what you grew up
Speaker 5: with liking everybody else might not like people.
Speaker 12: Say what you want to. I ain't gonna even remember
Speaker 12: you know way, so you ain't looking like it because
Speaker 12: you ain't done around. But she making dress now.
Speaker 5: First of all, when y'all get down here, it's gonna
Speaker 5: already be some more dressing here, okay, okay, And she
Speaker 5: gonna make country and said, and we gonna see.
Speaker 12: Now, and we got gona it's not even fan that
Speaker 12: I said. I got to say because you're not gonna.
Speaker 5: Hurt my mama feeling okay, there ain't nobody to try.
Speaker 5: That's why I'm trying to tell you to tell her
Speaker 5: that don't make it now, so she don't even bring
Speaker 5: it down.
Speaker 12: We are ain't gonna get anyway.
Speaker 5: Heiny, Look, I'm finna say this here because every dealer
Speaker 5: you ain't really understanding what I'm saying to you. I'm
Speaker 5: gonna say it's clear as I can say. If y'all
Speaker 5: come down here with that dress, I promise you we
Speaker 5: already got dressing made. We throwing that dressing in the
Speaker 5: trash so everybody can get the dressing that we made
Speaker 5: for him. Three blake, that's what we're doing.
Speaker 12: Please let me find something in you. I'm gonna be
Speaker 12: on dressing the troth and if I find out you
Speaker 12: that through my mama dressing in the trash, it's gonna
Speaker 12: be some if we're gonna set that out. I'm not
Speaker 12: playing with you this. What's you funny to me? I'm
Speaker 12: gonna call ain't killing We don't hire on this compas common.
Speaker 12: Ain't none of them falling up the call us and
Speaker 12: telling us to bully, but now they gonna set you'll
Speaker 12: stop up. Don't even know your I guess they found
Speaker 12: like you was kind in the world being benjaf I
Speaker 12: don't even know your rap. I'm telling you now, Tim
Speaker 12: that playing with you. I'm telling you anybody work my
Speaker 12: mama feeling it won't be some in this and I'm
Speaker 12: telling you a y'all gonna be y'all feeling down now,
Speaker 12: but I'm funding y'all have one.
Speaker 5: Can I say something else to you? I wish you would.
Speaker 5: Can I tell you what else they were saying? They
Speaker 5: wanted me to tell you this, Glinda, this is nephew.
Speaker 5: Tell me from the Steve Harby Morning Show. Your cousin
Speaker 5: Sheila got me the prank phone called you.
Speaker 12: Come you fine? You're about to make me?
Speaker 5: Said it off?
Speaker 12: What because that man, this Fani was.
Speaker 5: It wasn't gonna be tenshum baby.
Speaker 12: Because I don't go have my brother's work, y'all play,
Speaker 12: it's gonna be canceled.
Speaker 5: Made one last question before I let you go. What
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Speaker 9: Subject, keep your nasty hands off me. Dear Stephen Shirley
Speaker 9: I am a thirty year old woman that's in a
Speaker 9: dirty situation with my man. I love my man and
Speaker 9: couldn't have asked for a better partner, but there's one
Speaker 9: thing about him that ticks me off. He hates to
Speaker 9: wash his hands. We've been together for six years and
Speaker 9: we just got engaged. We moved in together last month,
Speaker 9: and that's when I noticed his nastiness. He works long
Speaker 9: days at a factory and when he comes home, he
Speaker 9: changes his clothes and flops down on the bed.
Speaker 1: At first, I didn't.
Speaker 9: Want to say anything and nag him about it, but
Speaker 9: last week I couldn't hold it any longer. When I
Speaker 9: questioned him, he asked me, why was it bothering? Was
Speaker 9: it bothering me because they're his hands and his germs.
Speaker 9: I didn't care to argue with him, so I let
Speaker 9: it go. Over the weekend, he was in our garage,
Speaker 9: tinkering around with his car and working on his motorcycle.
Speaker 9: He came straight into my kitchen and opened the refrigerator
Speaker 9: to get a beer, and then proceeded to get the
Speaker 9: bread out of the pantry to make a sandwich. There
Speaker 9: was a visible trail of oil and grime everywhere.
Speaker 1: He touched.
Speaker 9: I just stood there and watched him so I could
Speaker 9: go behind him and sanitize the kitchen when he finished.
Speaker 1: Whenever he's in.
Speaker 9: The bathroom, there's a flush and then the door opens
Speaker 9: right afterwards. I decided to take the same attitude with him,
Speaker 9: and I started with holding sex. I told him I
Speaker 9: didn't want his germs from his hands on me. I
Speaker 9: told him he would have to thoroughly wash his hands
Speaker 9: and clean under his nails daily, or he's cut off
Speaker 9: from touching me. That caused an instant argument, and he
Speaker 9: says he can't marry a woman who treats him like
Speaker 9: a child. I can't believe that he's upset, that he's
Speaker 9: that upset. I don't want to get an infection from
Speaker 9: his nasty hands on me. How should I handle this?
Speaker 1: Please? Help?
Speaker 13: Well?
Speaker 9: I think you are handling it. I mean you have
Speaker 9: asked him, You've asked him nicely. You've not nagged him
Speaker 9: about it. You know, you've told him about the germs,
Speaker 9: how you don't want to get an infection. You're not
Speaker 9: treating him like a child. I don't think you're doing
Speaker 9: that at all. You are expressing how you feel about
Speaker 9: what he's not doing. And that's simply being clean. I mean,
Speaker 9: you find out a lot about a person when you
Speaker 9: move in together, and that's one of the things maybe
Speaker 9: you didn't notice in the six years you guys have
Speaker 9: been just dating before you got engaged. So now everything's
Speaker 9: come to light. You know, it's just amount of simply
Speaker 9: being clean and good hygiene. Okay, for me, cleanliness is
Speaker 9: just a deal breaker.
Speaker 8: It just is.
Speaker 9: Anyone who doesn't watch their hands after using the bathroom,
Speaker 9: come on, now, they're just nasty, just nasty. He's even
Speaker 9: all in the kitchen, going all in the refrigerator and
Speaker 9: touching stuff, making sandwiches and stuff.
Speaker 1: No, you gotta wash your hands. What are you doing?
Speaker 9: You know, So after you've done everything, including withholding sex,
Speaker 9: and he still won't wash. I hope his hands is
Speaker 9: the only you didn't mention anything else. But I hope
Speaker 9: that's that's it. I mean, yeah, it would do more
Speaker 9: than just tick me off. I'm just telling you, I
Speaker 9: would be absolutely mad and appalled.
Speaker 1: What makes I just.
Speaker 9: Think you know, what makes you think he's gonna change
Speaker 9: after marriage? He's not gonna change. So if you don't
Speaker 9: get this situation settled before marriage, you're gonna be even
Speaker 9: more frustrated once you get you know, until death do
Speaker 9: you part vows involved. So you're gonna have to deal
Speaker 9: with this, I mean, and he doesn't seem to be
Speaker 9: wanting to hear anything you have to say.
Speaker 1: So, oh no, this may not missed. Nasty may not
Speaker 1: be your man after all.
Speaker 6: See, surely I agree with one hundred percent of everything
Speaker 6: you've said. So that's a wonderful letter. But we're dealing
Speaker 6: with something here that's kind of crazy. Now you've been
Speaker 6: together six years and you got engaged, and you moved
Speaker 6: in together last month, six years and you just now
Speaker 6: noticed in last month he nasty?
Speaker 1: What what do you must have been living in the most.
Speaker 6: Unobservational six year period enter any relationship. He work out
Speaker 6: a factory, He come home, change his clothes, flop down
Speaker 6: on the bed.
Speaker 1: Right now. When you work in a factory, which I have,
Speaker 1: you smell like the factory.
Speaker 6: It's a different air in the factory, man, because it's
Speaker 6: in a confined space and the oil, the machinery, the combustion,
Speaker 6: all of that combined.
Speaker 1: It's just in the air.
Speaker 6: Every factory has a certain smell to it. You know,
Speaker 6: you at work, if you blindfolded by the smell. It
Speaker 6: gets in your clothes, it's in your hair. Now, it's
Speaker 6: all under his nails. You just not noticing this. Then
Speaker 6: you question him about it, and he asked you why
Speaker 6: I was bothering him because they his hands and his germs.
Speaker 1: Well, your hands and your germs touch me.
Speaker 6: So you've done what you should have done. You've retracted
Speaker 6: from having sex. Now he mad at you, And now
Speaker 6: he said he don't know if he can get married
Speaker 6: to a woman that treats him like a child. He
Speaker 6: done opened up the pantry with refrigerator. I mean the
Speaker 6: bread made a sandwich. You got a visible trailer all
Speaker 6: and grime everywhere he touched. He making sandwiches reaching down
Speaker 6: in the bread.
Speaker 12: Ain't what.
Speaker 1: You open the refrigerator over? How many times have you
Speaker 1: got slapped up sideject?
Speaker 6: You don't come in this house and open this frigerator
Speaker 6: without washing your hands.
Speaker 1: Seen too many ass whipopers for that.
Speaker 9: Harrd hang on stead Well, yes, yeah, we'll get part
Speaker 9: two of Steve's response coming up in twenty three minutes
Speaker 9: after the hour subject keep your nasty hands off me.
Speaker 1: We'll get back into it right after this. You're listening
Speaker 1: hard Morning show.
Speaker 9: All right, Steve, come on, let's recap today's strawberry letters.
Speaker 9: Subject keep your nasty hands off me.
Speaker 1: Interesting letter.
Speaker 6: The woman's been dating this man. She's thirty years old,
Speaker 6: dating this man for six years. They finally got engaged.
Speaker 6: She moved in and she noticed the last month his nastiness.
Speaker 6: He works in the factory, he comes home, changes his clothes,
Speaker 6: flops down on the bed. She mentioned to him that
Speaker 6: that was bothering her. He didn't understand it. He said,
Speaker 6: why are you tripping these is my hands in my germs.
Speaker 6: She won't to wash his hand. She didn't want to
Speaker 6: argue with the man. So then he was outside working
Speaker 6: on the car and the motorcycle. Came in the house,
Speaker 6: opened the refrigerator and left a trail of grime. He
Speaker 6: made a sandwich without washing his head. You can see
Speaker 6: grime everywhere.
Speaker 1: Goes in the bathroom, she hears a flush. The next
Speaker 1: thing you know, here in the hallway talking, I'm out,
Speaker 1: I'm no watch.
Speaker 6: So she decided to take the same attitude with him,
Speaker 6: and the lady started withholding sex. Told him I didn't
Speaker 6: want his germs from his hands on me unless he
Speaker 6: thoroughly washed his hand and clean under his nail daily
Speaker 6: or these cut off from touching me instantn argument this food.
Speaker 6: Mister Nasty says, I can't marry a woman that treat.
Speaker 1: Me like a child. Well, she can't marry man to
Speaker 1: act like a child. So what is your two kids
Speaker 1: getting married?
Speaker 8: Right?
Speaker 6: It's time to break up. But I think I have
Speaker 6: a few solutions. There are some things that you might
Speaker 6: have to try, lady. Obviously, withholding sex, he's not equating
Speaker 6: that to cleanings because now he tripping. I think you
Speaker 6: gotta do little things to attract his attention. All of
Speaker 6: this has to do if the kitchen and things you
Speaker 6: can do to get him to understand the necessity for cleaning.
Speaker 6: Here's a couple of suggestions you might want to try
Speaker 6: the next time y'all sit down and eat a meal,
Speaker 6: take your shoes off, put them on top of the table.
Speaker 1: I don't say nothing, Just keep eating. Don't say anything.
Speaker 1: Here's another suggestion.
Speaker 6: You come out the bathroom and while y'all in the
Speaker 6: living room, while y'all in the chichen fit eat, just
Speaker 6: bring some tarlet tissue in there. Set it in the
Speaker 6: middle of the table. Don't open your damn mouth. Get
Speaker 6: you a sugar bowl, go outside, put some dirt in it.
Speaker 6: Put that on the table, and when you make his food,
Speaker 6: open it and just sprinkle a little dirt around the
Speaker 6: edge of his plate.
Speaker 1: Don't say an.
Speaker 6: You like, just sprinkling around the plate, keeping it all
Speaker 6: over on his side of the table. It just it'll
Speaker 6: make him feel more at home. Don't say nothing. Don't
Speaker 6: say nothing. From now on, when it's time to make
Speaker 6: his sandwich. I want you to start reusing as much
Speaker 6: bread as you can. Yeah, you know, just reach down
Speaker 6: in there, get the end out the trash and put
Speaker 6: little peanut butter on it. Make little lord dirt piaces
Speaker 6: and just make a plate with just broken pieces of
Speaker 6: bit reuse bread. Matter of fact, before you make his
Speaker 6: sandwich with the bread, wipe off the.
Speaker 1: Counter with a slice of bread.
Speaker 6: Make his damn saying, oh, oh, you got to do
Speaker 6: serious to take his draws.
Speaker 1: Take a pair of his draws. Yeah, just the.
Speaker 6: House with it, wax the furniture, and then you hand
Speaker 6: them to him and tell him have a nice day
Speaker 6: at work.
Speaker 1: Put them on. That's how you draw.
Speaker 6: Yeah, you have to do things to people who are
Speaker 6: nasty and don't even mention it.
Speaker 1: Baby, what is you?
Speaker 6: What is you washing the floor and in handing me
Speaker 6: these draws, say, don't worry about it's just germs. You
Speaker 6: going to have to do things like that, fellas.
Speaker 1: You have any suggestions, Yes, I have something. I have
Speaker 1: a couple right here.
Speaker 17: What do you have to lead his underwear, his underwear
Speaker 17: that he took off the night before, Wrap his sandwich
Speaker 17: with it, and then wrap that in doom in the
Speaker 17: fall when he go to work to eat his sandwich. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 17: do that said the fall.
Speaker 1: His sandwiches just wrapped in his drawl and his sandwich
Speaker 1: is wrapped.
Speaker 17: In his drowsy. Now if he likes I got most
Speaker 17: men like you know, we like bananas. Peel the banana,
Speaker 17: peel it down. Put the banana in his socks. Put
Speaker 17: that in you much fox?
Speaker 1: Yeah? And know that his banana? Yeah, but I got it.
Speaker 1: Since you brought up socks, Yeah, I have a number one.
Speaker 1: Wash him factress socks in a pot on the stove.
Speaker 1: I was, but serve it also as socks soup.
Speaker 17: Add to that, put put some chicken in there so
Speaker 17: he didn't decide to eat around the sock.
Speaker 1: Funker socks soup. Yeah, bunk chicken chicken, chicken and right
Speaker 1: socks soup.
Speaker 14: When they gonna need something to drink, They gonna need
Speaker 14: something to drink the bathroom.
Speaker 1: Get that picture? Fill it up, same color lemonade.
Speaker 10: Yeah, that's another funk. All we gotta get Toberry Letter.
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Speaker 1: Morning show. All right, guys, it is.
Speaker 9: Time for comedy roulette. Time for these four brilliant comedians
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Speaker 9: All right, here go to categories Excuses people give for
Speaker 9: gaining weight over the holidays, things people blurt out at
Speaker 9: Thanksgiving dinner, and crazy names for gospel plays. Let's spend
Speaker 9: the wheel of crazy names for gospel plays.
Speaker 1: Give me the gospel plays right there. That's kind of
Speaker 1: how your career started, right, nephew, old smoke crack. All right,
Speaker 1: let's spend the wheel and see what we can. How
Speaker 1: long is the wheel?
Speaker 12: All?
Speaker 5: Hey?
Speaker 1: Look, things people blurt out at Thanksgiving dinner. Let's go
Speaker 1: crazy things people blurt out and things.
Speaker 9: Get it.
Speaker 3: You ain't got no regular sized pools in it.
Speaker 1: Damn all right, come on, Junior. Things people blurt out
Speaker 1: at Thanksgiving dinner, coughing here and see what happened. I
Speaker 1: know that's right, Junior, Nephew. Things people blurt out at
Speaker 1: Thanksgiving dinner. Uh your prayer. I need to be sixty
Speaker 1: seconds or less. Don't do this today. Don't do this today?
Speaker 1: All right? Things people blurt out at Thanksgiving dinner seeing
Speaker 1: who the hell?
Speaker 5: Wait?
Speaker 1: All addressing? Right? Things people blurt out and things getting dinner?
Speaker 1: So you're pregnant every year? Oh, Junior. Things people blurt
Speaker 1: out at Thanksgiving dinner. Steve Harvey in a game O
Speaker 1: come get day kids.
Speaker 3: I'm in seventeen, but he really yellow. That's what I love.
Speaker 9: People blurt out at Thanksgiving dinner.
Speaker 1: This girl, Come on, Jr. Who right? Glass car got
Speaker 1: me blocked in? Out? People blurt out at Thanksgiving dinner.
Speaker 6: Nephew, no, because Junior kind of got mine because mine
Speaker 6: was simple?
Speaker 1: Who dried buwer?
Speaker 12: You got me blocked in.
Speaker 1: That, Ladies and gentlemen.
Speaker 9: Is comedytte from my four brilliant comedience on the show
Speaker 9: Thank you Guys. We'll have more of the Steve Harby
Speaker 9: Morning Show right after this you're listening Steve Morning Show.
Speaker 9: Going home for the holidays can be a nightmare for
Speaker 9: some people who dealing with bickering family can ruin anyone's holiday,
Speaker 9: but the real horror comes when it's time to go
Speaker 9: to sleep. Being forced to crash in either your childhood
Speaker 9: home or a relative plan over Thanksgiving or Christmas up
Speaker 9: cane why they stand. It can definitely get awkward, which
Speaker 9: is why it shouldn't surprise us that a new survey
Speaker 9: finds at fifty two percent of adults say they've made
Speaker 9: up some sort of excuse specifically to avoid uncomfortable sleeping
Speaker 9: arrangements over the holidays.
Speaker 1: Fifty two percent. That's over half, So you should Yeah,
Speaker 1: if I can walk to my kitchen Friday, I have
Speaker 1: to thank in my drawls. There's a prop. Hey, listen
Speaker 1: to me.
Speaker 6: Why does holidays have to be for all family?
Speaker 1: What do you mean?
Speaker 8: You know?
Speaker 1: He ain't no law say all family got to come over,
Speaker 1: All family got to be together.
Speaker 6: Most of these people in your family that you don't
Speaker 6: like anymore, I'm married and have their own family.
Speaker 1: Well, don't you invite together? The family is coming together.
Speaker 1: Don't you invite who you want to invite?
Speaker 9: Over your house, but you.
Speaker 1: Don't like them, and you're gonna have them over.
Speaker 10: Well, you try to tolerate them, but that's the problem
Speaker 10: for the occasion for the holidays.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't do that.
Speaker 6: I don't do that, And my wife honors that requested me.
Speaker 6: Don't have nobody at my house on my limited time
Speaker 6: off that I don't like.
Speaker 1: Just do that for me?
Speaker 2: Is that a lot of What about people that go
Speaker 2: over their mom's house, right, or they go over their parents'
Speaker 2: house and they gotta stay and put up with people
Speaker 2: that they don't like for the sake of their parents.
Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 3: That's on youall.
Speaker 1: I don't go no where I ain't like. I think
Speaker 1: here's the biggest problem, not you. But you may not
Speaker 1: like who's coming, but you dealing well when they get down,
Speaker 1: I'm gone.
Speaker 12: You can.
Speaker 1: Like, I'm cool with the family. It's who the family
Speaker 1: bring with them. They don't tell you.
Speaker 10: Once again, my wife got a cousin always gonna bring somebody.
Speaker 10: We don't know who the hell he is. And you
Speaker 10: got a's the whole damn So you can't know. You
Speaker 10: can't relax.
Speaker 1: I don't need to get him to have two spoons
Speaker 1: and keep clicking them together so I know where you at.
Speaker 9: Well, when you invite them, do you say plus one?
Speaker 9: Or you just invite them and they bring someone? They
Speaker 9: don't let you know.
Speaker 1: She just come over with somebody knew everything, or they
Speaker 1: already en route.
Speaker 14: It's kind of bring such and such my aunt, my grandmother, sisters.
Speaker 14: When she come over, I leave because ain't nobody telling
Speaker 14: me about her condition? Neither unt, anybody told me that
Speaker 14: she her her memory going, Yeah, I don't like that
Speaker 14: because she's surprised about everything. She don't remember nobody nothing
Speaker 14: her Hey, ain't Then she said, who is that?
Speaker 1: Who is that right there? Yeah, you don't want to
Speaker 1: do that. I ain't gonna do it five hours of that?
Speaker 1: Here your plate? What's this on this plate?
Speaker 8: What is that?
Speaker 1: That's turkey and dressing that you don't know? This is
Speaker 1: the reason we here today. Yeah, you don't know that.
Speaker 1: And then you got to mash it up for you.
Speaker 14: You know what I'm saying, Like, she go to the restroom,
Speaker 14: then come back and say hi, I get to the
Speaker 14: bathroom you just left out of there.
Speaker 1: No, I'm not gonna do it for five hours. I'm sorry,
Speaker 1: I'm not doing that, I'll leave. You ain't got to
Speaker 1: come over. That's the reason were.
Speaker 8: How you don't know.
Speaker 1: Turkey dressing when you see it?
Speaker 9: Man?
Speaker 1: You know who else I don't.
Speaker 6: I don't like them people that come over to the
Speaker 6: house and take more food with them than they come on.
Speaker 1: Yes, I'm telling you, man, like are you for real?
Speaker 11: Man?
Speaker 6: Yeah, you're just gonna cut out half a pan to
Speaker 6: dress it. You got a spatulafeh you take it so
Speaker 6: much dressing out you're using a special don't but you
Speaker 6: in that threefol time?
Speaker 1: But do they bring their own aluminum foil in their bag?
Speaker 1: Stuff being the car?
Speaker 9: Uh huh?
Speaker 1: Yeah, I still have to go kid.
Speaker 6: You know what they got these new ziploc bags just
Speaker 6: bigger than a gallon.
Speaker 1: Baby. More of the show right after these jams, you're
Speaker 1: listening Morning show.
Speaker 9: We're getting in the holiday spirit, of course, and there's
Speaker 9: a new trend for some.
Speaker 1: But Steve, I think you've been doing this for a
Speaker 1: while at your house.
Speaker 9: Studies show that only one Christmas tree just isn't enough
Speaker 9: this year, and homeowners plan to fill their homes with
Speaker 9: multiple Christmas trees. They core experts waight in and agree
Speaker 9: that the Christmas joy needs to be spread beyond just.
Speaker 1: The living room.
Speaker 9: Trees belong all over your home, like in the bedroom
Speaker 9: places like that. So so my question to you is
Speaker 9: do you agree with this? And how many trees are
Speaker 9: you guys gonna put up this year?
Speaker 6: Yeah, couldn't have your main tree, and then you can
Speaker 6: have little trees. MARCHI has done that before we got
Speaker 6: the main tree. We have like smaller trees somewhere, maybe
Speaker 6: two something like that. I've seen. It's just festive you.
Speaker 6: It just makes you feel good all over. It's just
Speaker 6: once a year, you know. But if you can't afford
Speaker 6: to get that one damn tree and be quiet, damn
Speaker 6: this article. You ain't got to read every article and
Speaker 6: use it. No, I wish to hear my ma would
Speaker 6: have went in there and told my daddy she's want
Speaker 6: two trees this year. We're gonna buy two damn trees for.
Speaker 5: What you can.
Speaker 1: Well, we have a long time getting on of this
Speaker 1: little tight ass house.
Speaker 6: Now we're gonna sit on porch, you know, roller on
Speaker 6: them gonna still if you put it on that porch,
Speaker 6: because they're gonna think it's some boxes up under there.
Speaker 6: So we don't need to put that tree on the porch.
Speaker 9: All right, So do what makes you feel happy and
Speaker 9: in the spirit. All right, we'll have more of the
Speaker 9: Steve Harvey Morning Show.
Speaker 1: We'll play around it. Would you rather? Right after this?
Speaker 1: You're listening hard Morning Show? All right, guys, and it's
Speaker 1: time now for a round of would you rather?
Speaker 9: Would you rather date someone with their ex's name tattooed
Speaker 9: on their chest? Or would you rather date someone whose
Speaker 9: ex lives next door?
Speaker 10: B Yeah, I'm okay. You can't just have Tremaine cross
Speaker 10: your chest. That's all I see every day?
Speaker 1: No, that's her. Yeah, I can't do that. Well, but
Speaker 1: you'll see him.
Speaker 9: He lives next door.
Speaker 1: You're gonna see him. I'm cool Tremaine, you see him everything.
Speaker 6: Well, I'm not gonna do is see Tremaine every time
Speaker 6: I look at her chest though, That's not what I'm
Speaker 6: going to.
Speaker 7: Oh, so it's the location of as well. Okay, okay,
Speaker 7: because I looks at that a lot.
Speaker 1: Chessing. But I can't have it there, No Tremain neighbor.
Speaker 1: That's how I go.
Speaker 8: And then.
Speaker 1: And if you talk to Tremain long enough, you're fed.
Speaker 1: I was wrong with her. Hello, Now that's true. All right.
Speaker 9: Would you rather live in a different fancy hotel every
Speaker 9: night with unlimited room service credit? Or would you rather
Speaker 9: live in your dream home mansion but not be able
Speaker 9: to hire any help?
Speaker 8: Oh?
Speaker 1: Hell huh, that is mansion. Just falling upon.
Speaker 6: Living in that big dust as house.
Speaker 1: We've seen it when your staff all walk get your house.
Speaker 1: We see how you act? How does the act? I
Speaker 1: can't find?
Speaker 5: Then?
Speaker 1: I ain't gonna do that. But I don't live in
Speaker 1: a different hotel room.
Speaker 16: Every day every night, but you have unlimited room service
Speaker 16: credit every single night?
Speaker 1: Are living your dream?
Speaker 10: He thank that man. We're talking about four seasons. We're
Speaker 10: talking about uh uh, the Mandarin Boys. Boy, we talk
Speaker 10: about something. We're talking about love every day, the.
Speaker 1: New Noble Hotel in Atlanta. But you gotta move every
Speaker 1: night every night. We'll just move, well quick, bring on
Speaker 1: and look, look one baby bunch of drum let's move.
Speaker 1: Let's all right. It's gonna be rough either way. I
Speaker 1: had to go onto a different all right. Last one
Speaker 1: with you guys. Why is Steve out there cutting the
Speaker 1: yard on this fifty summer?
Speaker 6: Been out there whole week, didn't have a gardener? He
Speaker 6: can't fell off of it Friday up and he with
Speaker 6: he ain't got no chef, you know.
Speaker 9: All right, guys, that's today's round of would you rather
Speaker 9: coming up that morning at his.
Speaker 1: Gat of nothing? These people are climbing over the wall
Speaker 1: talking to him.
Speaker 9: Only happen forty nine minutes after our last break of
Speaker 9: the day, and we'll close out the show right after this.
Speaker 1: You're listening hard morning show.
Speaker 9: All right, guys, here we are our last break of
Speaker 9: the day. Happy Thanksgiving week. It is then you know something, baby, I.
Speaker 6: Was just in my closing remarks this to people that
Speaker 6: you take this time that they call Thanksgiving and you
Speaker 6: implemented in your daily regiment. Stop waiting to Thanksgiving, to
Speaker 6: thank God for the year, thank God for the blessed man.
Speaker 6: We ought to be doing this every single day, every
Speaker 6: single day. Look, I don't celebrate Thanksgiving for any other reason,
Speaker 6: just except just to see my family. That's the only
Speaker 6: reason I have Thanksgiving. I could care less what they
Speaker 6: talking about. Some pilgrims and the matter horn and then
Speaker 6: Native Americans that rescue them. They should have left all
Speaker 6: of them on that damn boat. Shouldn't have made now quilt,
Speaker 6: shouldn't have planned it now, row a corn. If you'da
Speaker 6: knew this what they was gonna do to y'all, man,
Speaker 6: I'd have let they add freeze out there on that
Speaker 6: damn rock. Really, really, man, if you knew this what
Speaker 6: they was gonna do, would you not have left them
Speaker 6: on Plymouth Rock right where they was? I mean, let's
Speaker 6: just be real. Let's just deal with the real history
Speaker 6: of what this country has done. So instead of getting
Speaker 6: into that, let's be thankful all year round. I mean, man,
Speaker 6: take some time out and put this in your every
Speaker 6: day regimen. Don't let a day go by that you
Speaker 6: don't wake up and give God thanks. Stop laying down
Speaker 6: at bed at night without thanking God for your day.
Speaker 6: The fact that you are able to lay there and
Speaker 6: lay down and get a chance to recuperate, regenerate yourself
Speaker 6: to go out here and deal with it tomorrow, that's
Speaker 6: another reason to be thankful. Don't wait on Thanksgiving to
Speaker 6: be thankful. Spend some time with your family, enjoy them.
Speaker 6: You know, there's some people that ain't hear this Thanksgiving
Speaker 6: that was at the last one. You know, you got
Speaker 6: to think about that. You gotta thank God that you
Speaker 6: still here, you still have a measure of health. You
Speaker 6: don't stop talking about what you don't have, and how
Speaker 6: about if you because on some of the things that
Speaker 6: you do have. You know, I was praying about this
Speaker 6: certain deal I wanted to happen, you know, and I
Speaker 6: was just I kept hampering and just hammering the prayer
Speaker 6: home that I want this deal. I want this deal.
Speaker 6: I want this deal. And God reminded me of something.
Speaker 6: How he did it, I can't share it, but he
Speaker 6: reminded me of something. He said, Steve. It's almost like
Speaker 6: I didn't hear a voice or nothing, but it came
Speaker 6: to me in the form of Steve, have you stopped
Speaker 6: to take a look at what I've already done for you? So,
Speaker 6: while you sitting up in here with all this concern
Speaker 6: about what you don't have, have you taken a look around,
Speaker 6: young man, at what I have done for you. Have
Speaker 6: you not taken an inventory of all the blessings I've
Speaker 6: given to you that you didn't even know you had
Speaker 6: come in your way? Do you know all the grace
Speaker 6: that I've afforded you in your life? Do you know
Speaker 6: how many times I've forgiven you? Do you have any
Speaker 6: idea of the number of times I had your back
Speaker 6: when you didn't know I was covering you. Do you
Speaker 6: know how many times I work stuff out on your behalf,
Speaker 6: So when you walked into the room, it was already done.
Speaker 1: Do you know the rooms that are speaking your name
Speaker 1: right now? And you have no idea that I'm arranging
Speaker 1: things in your life?
Speaker 6: You study asking me for something, boy, But have you
Speaker 6: stopped to remember what all I have done for you?
Speaker 6: You tell people all the time that you one of
Speaker 6: my favorites, But do you know why you one of
Speaker 6: my favorites? Have you taken the time to go down
Speaker 6: the list of stuff I've done for you? Steve Harvey,
Speaker 6: And Man, when I do that, I get real quiet.
Speaker 6: I get real quiet because God been good to me.
Speaker 6: But if you take an inventory of your life, I
Speaker 6: bet He been good to you too. But see what
Speaker 6: you gotta do is you got to stop comparing yourself
Speaker 6: to others. Just go down the list of what He
Speaker 6: done for you. Skip the car you see in the
Speaker 6: neighbor's yard every year. You don't know what that neighbor
Speaker 6: going through. Some of these people barely making payments on
Speaker 6: this stuff Right here, Man, there's people doing stuff just
Speaker 6: to show out. You don't even know what's going on
Speaker 6: up the street. There's some people out there you see
Speaker 6: waving at you in that driveway. They ain't happy at all.
Speaker 6: You better go in there and be good with your spouse.
Speaker 1: Man.
Speaker 6: If you got a good if you got a good husband,
Speaker 6: you better be grateful. If you got a good wife,
Speaker 6: you better be grateful. If your family still love you,
Speaker 6: you better be grateful. Man, you got a roof over
Speaker 6: your head, you better be grateful. You eating be grateful.
Speaker 6: It's so many things to be grateful for. God has
Speaker 6: been good to you. I'm just a reminder because I
Speaker 6: had to remind my stupid self sometime sitting up here,
Speaker 6: steady ass for more and then forgetting to be grateful
Speaker 6: for what I got. Man, God said, you must be
Speaker 6: out your mind. Have you lost it completely? Of all
Speaker 6: the things I've taught you, you can't remember to be
Speaker 6: grateful to me? Are you kidding me? Steve Arvey? So,
Speaker 6: Steve Arvey had to strained himself out. So I'm telling
Speaker 6: y'all here's my suggestion to you. Be grateful year round.
Speaker 6: Make sure every day and every night is filled with gratitude.
Speaker 1: Now in between that.
Speaker 6: You can send all your requests to God, lay them
Speaker 6: at his feet. Don't ever stop asking, don't ever stop wanting,
Speaker 6: don't ever stop praying. But before you pray, tell God
Speaker 6: that you're grateful for all he's done. Before you ask
Speaker 6: for one thing from him, tell him how much you
Speaker 6: should that you appreciate all he's done for you. That
Speaker 6: simple application of gratitude will change your attitude, which will
Speaker 6: then have a direct effect on your altitude.
Speaker 1: Those are my closing remarks. If you did not like those.
Speaker 3: Closures, I hope you can't.
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