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Speaker 6: I'm gonna say it again, Ain't God good?
Speaker 1: Y'all.
Speaker 7: You know.
Speaker 6: I'm gonna share something with you this morning because it
Speaker 6: happens to me all the time. As a matter of fact,
Speaker 6: I got an email from my publicist just just this morning,
Speaker 6: and you know something I've found.
Speaker 1: And I've said this before. You know you can never
Speaker 1: ever expect.
Speaker 6: To change, or to want to change, or make the
Speaker 6: attempt to do better any any time you try to
Speaker 6: go forward in your life, Please know that we will
Speaker 6: be opposition.
Speaker 7: It is.
Speaker 6: It is an amazing right here. But the devil is
Speaker 6: so busy, so busy all the time. His objective is
Speaker 6: to see you fail or or and here's the one
Speaker 6: you gotta be careful of. Or want you to succeed
Speaker 6: at the wrong thing.
Speaker 1: You know what I mean. You know there is such
Speaker 1: a thing as succeeding at the wrong thing. If you
Speaker 1: know what I mean.
Speaker 6: And you can ask many people who have done time before,
Speaker 6: all people who are currently doing time, all people who
Speaker 6: are about to do time or find out even worse,
Speaker 6: about to lose their life. They're even their mere existence
Speaker 6: because they are attempting to become good at the wrong thing.
Speaker 6: And I don't have to get into specifics about it,
Speaker 6: y'all can all think of something I'm talking about. But
Speaker 6: there is a thing of being good at the wrong thing. Well,
Speaker 6: the devil's mission is to get you to fail at
Speaker 6: anything good and to create the false illusion in your
Speaker 6: life that you succeeding, that you're succeeding.
Speaker 1: Are you doing the right thing when you and he
Speaker 1: both know you are doing the wrong thing. That's his mission.
Speaker 6: So whenever you make the decision to do better, to improve,
Speaker 6: to change, to want more, to put your life on
Speaker 6: the right track, please know there is going to be opposition,
Speaker 6: But do yourself a favor. When the haters come, and
Speaker 6: they will come. They are inevitable.
Speaker 1: Today. It is amazing how our world has turned.
Speaker 6: It is amazing how the Internet has become a source
Speaker 6: of hate when it was designed to be a place
Speaker 6: where people could go for information to make your life simpler,
Speaker 6: but it has turned out to be quite a haven
Speaker 6: for people who are up to no good. Their child
Speaker 6: pornography websites up. You just go, wait a minute, man,
Speaker 6: how can this exist? You know, this is the United
Speaker 6: States of America and there are trifling people out there
Speaker 6: who have sites put up and with technology, sometimes they're traceable,
Speaker 6: sometimes they don't.
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 6: But people are allowed to exist under these freedom of
Speaker 6: speech amendments that we have and so forth and so on.
Speaker 6: But you know, when things come your way called haters,
Speaker 6: they are going to come. Because this is now the
Speaker 6: world and the climate that we live in. Everybody's not
Speaker 6: gonna be happy for the news that Hey, guess what
Speaker 6: he's changed, or hey guess what he's trying to do better,
Speaker 6: or hey guess what she's decided in her mind to
Speaker 6: be more with her life. You know what, she gonna
Speaker 6: get out the system and get to standing on her
Speaker 6: own two feet, go back and get an education, be
Speaker 6: a great example for a cheer child. You know, hey,
Speaker 6: she decided to have her child. I mean, it's so
Speaker 6: many things that people do right that people turn into
Speaker 6: a negative because they are haters. But do yourself a
Speaker 6: favor when the haters come your way, keep pushing, Just
Speaker 6: keep pushing. And I know it's difficult because you want
Speaker 6: to turn around and address everything because you want to
Speaker 6: set the record straight. But no matter how straight you
Speaker 6: set it, for people who are in the hate business,
Speaker 6: they are going to be about the business of hating
Speaker 6: you anyway.
Speaker 1: All of you out there experience it on some level
Speaker 1: or another. See I'm not talking about me.
Speaker 6: I'm talking about everybody who experiences at your church, on
Speaker 6: your job, in your home, from people who you thought
Speaker 6: were your friends, from relatives, I mean, from people you know, oh,
Speaker 6: don't know you. And here comes the hate. Do yourself
Speaker 6: a favor and keep pushing. It is in your best
Speaker 6: interest to ignore it and just keep moving. But do not,
Speaker 6: and I repeat, do not let them get you down.
Speaker 6: Let me explain to you one thing that I have
Speaker 6: grown to learn over the years, but I have to
Speaker 6: reteach it to myself all the time. Haters are non
Speaker 6: productive people. Haters are not decision makers. They're really, really not.
Speaker 6: I don't care if you're being hated on from somebody
Speaker 6: in a supervisory capacity over you.
Speaker 1: They're not the decision maker of your life.
Speaker 6: They have this temporary place that allows them a false
Speaker 6: sense of power over you.
Speaker 1: Don't acknowledge that in them.
Speaker 6: The only person that has power with you and over
Speaker 6: you is a person you allow to. Martin Luther King
Speaker 6: made a statement one time. He said, a person can't
Speaker 6: ride your back.
Speaker 1: Unless you bend oph.
Speaker 6: Don't bend over, Thou no backriders in your life unless
Speaker 6: you bend over, stand up straight, and they can't stay on.
Speaker 6: So when you have them in your life, whether they're
Speaker 6: in a supervisory capacity, shake them. They are non productive people.
Speaker 6: They are not decision makers. They are negative, and they
Speaker 6: cannot affect your plans or position in life unless you
Speaker 6: give them life by addressing them all the time. Don't
Speaker 6: even address them. Keep moving, keep your life on track.
Speaker 6: Know that you are a child of God, that God
Speaker 6: loves you. No matter what you've done. You can make
Speaker 6: a mistake, and God is a god of chances. God
Speaker 6: will give you time and time and time again. To
Speaker 6: get yourself together. He has done it for me, he
Speaker 6: has done it for millions of others. He will do
Speaker 6: the same thing for you. Don't let the devil fool
Speaker 6: you that you've made a mistake so great that God
Speaker 6: won't forgive you for it. Because God is a God
Speaker 6: of chances.
Speaker 1: And I wish I want people to remember that.
Speaker 8: Man.
Speaker 1: God is a redeemer no matter how many.
Speaker 6: If he's given you eight chances, he will give you
Speaker 6: the ninth chance if you go to him honestly and
Speaker 6: earnestly and really mean what you say God is to
Speaker 6: get your life together.
Speaker 5: God, you're listening.
Speaker 3: Morning show.
Speaker 6: Ladies and gentlemen, it's another day, another blessing, another gift
Speaker 6: from God.
Speaker 1: Look at it that way.
Speaker 6: Before you get rolling too strong in your day, if
Speaker 6: you haven't already, just tell him thank you. Just go
Speaker 6: down the list of things that you're grateful for. You know,
Speaker 6: any measure of health that you may have. You know
Speaker 6: how I was in your car, your transportation, your job,
Speaker 6: your family, your loved ones, the fact that everybody's still here,
Speaker 6: the food you had, everything, just you know, it's it's
Speaker 6: just just just be grateful. Come on now, I'm just
Speaker 6: trying to offer it as a suggestion. I didn't do
Speaker 6: a good job of it this morning myself, So really
Speaker 6: this message is for me. I gotta start doing way
Speaker 6: better as soon as I wake up, because I'm telling
Speaker 6: y'all that you can't wake up yourself and then I
Speaker 6: act like I woke up this morning myself and just started.
Speaker 6: I woke up a little late, so I was started.
Speaker 6: I got woke up with that frantic but I got
Speaker 6: it together a little bit. So God, I want to
Speaker 6: thank you for all you've done for me. Appreciate all
Speaker 6: the blessings, man, and anything else you got fucked, I
Speaker 6: want to thank you in advance for that. If you
Speaker 6: give me nothing else to except the opportunity to sit
Speaker 6: through it, I take that too.
Speaker 1: Appreciate you, ladies and gentlemen.
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Speaker 9: Yeah, almost ask you because I'm gonna tell you, man.
Speaker 9: I I was on my way home over the weekend.
Speaker 9: I saw you saying and get your gree award. Now
Speaker 9: I saw that. Let me tell you something, man, Let
Speaker 9: me say something, Man, get away to your wife on stage.
Speaker 1: Boy, you better come on, man, he sure did the boy.
Speaker 2: You better come on that hall and that jacket, jacket
Speaker 2: and the glasses so bad blue chain.
Speaker 1: Come on, man, he's gonna tell about it.
Speaker 7: What I do.
Speaker 10: Times on the chest and gave your waterway. Get that
Speaker 10: to my wife at the table.
Speaker 1: She didn't know what to do it.
Speaker 9: You just had to give it away right then from
Speaker 9: the everybody what you have yourself? Man, We're proud of you.
Speaker 11: Man.
Speaker 1: Come on, man, I quoted a lot of scriptures.
Speaker 5: You did, yes, yes, you did.
Speaker 12: Doures the word and then you shut the haters down,
Speaker 12: and then you would flying all of the above.
Speaker 2: You were checking all the boxes. Yes, I was in
Speaker 2: the airport. I told I worked for him. That's how
Speaker 2: proud I was in the airport. See it's all on
Speaker 2: social media.
Speaker 10: All these blessings you have.
Speaker 12: Man, I'm sure to be on Steve Harvey FM one
Speaker 12: pretty soon.
Speaker 1: You know, that's a scary word nowadays, when you hear
Speaker 1: you trended, it could be good or bad. It's always bad.
Speaker 9: You know.
Speaker 1: They don't really spread good news. No more, hold to
Speaker 1: some mess and whoo. The internet is not a game man, No,
Speaker 1: because if you.
Speaker 12: Look at your timeline this past weekend, it was a lot.
Speaker 1: It was a lot going on this more. Yeah, you
Speaker 1: don't have any of it in the show. You got
Speaker 1: a way to see, all right?
Speaker 13: Coming up at thirty two minutes after the hour, we
Speaker 13: got church complaints from Reverend Motown and pastor Deacon Jeff
Speaker 13: Jam right after.
Speaker 3: This you're listening morning show.
Speaker 13: It is time now for church complaints with Reverend Motown
Speaker 13: and Deacon deaf Jam.
Speaker 6: We girl once to gain this by various days as
Speaker 6: we ponctify all the coniferous ways are being benevolent. Come
Speaker 6: on now to the most high.
Speaker 1: Well, we Junior, gloriously.
Speaker 6: Repugnized in this world of restitution, and we sit here
Speaker 6: unequivocably deniable of injustices.
Speaker 1: I'm preaching now.
Speaker 6: Time was to turn our attention only to Deacon See there,
Speaker 6: you know how I throw that Spanish in.
Speaker 1: There, something try lingual, and I just it just slipped.
Speaker 6: Out some time time trilingual, and so every now and
Speaker 6: then it slipping. I'm I'm so sorry, fool. Say see
Speaker 6: I stopped myself from saying, I say, oh Lord, in
Speaker 6: and out, come on, Deacon all.
Speaker 8: Right, Pastor, Sister A Nett Green passed away at the
Speaker 8: dinner table on Thanksgiving Day. Uh as you know, Uh,
Speaker 8: she had the biggest butt anyone he has ever seen.
Speaker 8: Now the funeral home since they gonna have to cut
Speaker 8: the hole in the bottom of the casket to let
Speaker 8: her butt hang out. If not, they won't be able
Speaker 8: to close the lid. The family is asking for donations
Speaker 8: because they got to dig twelve feet instead of six
Speaker 8: feet to get all that behind in the ground. Your
Speaker 8: call if you want to help them out.
Speaker 6: Past well, you know, when you're growing up, your mother's
Speaker 6: words will always ring true day. I remember sister Aneta's
Speaker 6: mama used to tell her all the time.
Speaker 1: She fooling with me, They're gonna have to drag your
Speaker 1: ass out of here. And look at him, look at here.
Speaker 1: All all come to it to fruition.
Speaker 7: Right.
Speaker 5: Prophetic word?
Speaker 8: Faster, all right, faster. Here's another situation we got on
Speaker 8: our hand. Brother O. J. Simpson is upset because they
Speaker 8: would not let him harve the turkey on Thanksgiving Day.
Speaker 8: He had to eat his entire dinner with a spoon.
Speaker 8: He wants you to convince the family that he is
Speaker 8: he's let the past go and he can cut his
Speaker 8: own food with a knife.
Speaker 1: He wants you to talk to the path.
Speaker 6: Well, you know, brother O j H. I think what
Speaker 6: you left us in a state of fear after you
Speaker 6: release that book, or what if I did well that
Speaker 6: kind of stuck with us. So yes it is, Yes,
Speaker 6: it spoon.
Speaker 1: From now on for a week or sir. We don't
Speaker 1: like him.
Speaker 6: I don't even know why he keep popping up any news. Right,
Speaker 6: he won't set down, hed not sit down, all right.
Speaker 8: The Griggs family lost they entire garage on Thursday. The
Speaker 8: turkey they dropped in the fry was half frozen, and
Speaker 8: they asked, uh, can they parked their vehicles at the
Speaker 8: church until they rebuild that they just needed I guess
Speaker 8: a couple of months past.
Speaker 1: It's on you now they can.
Speaker 6: You know, we went over this last fourth of July
Speaker 6: at our church annual barbecue. We was going over all
Speaker 6: the tips of what not to do this upcoming year. Yeah,
Speaker 6: and frying turkeys with propane gas were one of the
Speaker 6: top things. We lost six garages last year, Yes, we
Speaker 6: did six. Yes, and we've told y'all about frying these turkeys.
Speaker 6: And you don't know how his his garage is going,
Speaker 6: but will allow you to park your carp at the
Speaker 6: church and leave your key on your left tie on
Speaker 6: the top tie. Okay, we need to move it. Oh good, got.
Speaker 1: Since the asking boy does take those calls to the
Speaker 1: store whenever he needed just random, it's something wrong with
Speaker 1: that boy. Seen downny Walmart last week and somebody called, well,
Speaker 1: that's what that boy do. But I got a serious
Speaker 1: issue here. I suster.
Speaker 8: Octavia Banks said P Diddy popped her girdle in nineteen
Speaker 8: ninety two and stole her denture, so she couldn't tell nobody.
Speaker 7: But.
Speaker 8: She wants the church to help her sue for two
Speaker 8: million fifty cent Say did it got that?
Speaker 1: That lady's teeth in her studio? In his studio that passed?
Speaker 1: What do we need to do?
Speaker 8: Oh?
Speaker 6: You know, I've been away and I've been hearing so
Speaker 6: many things about our beloved brother.
Speaker 1: I don't know what to say. Hell, you know, I
Speaker 1: I don't know why he. I knew it was coming though.
Speaker 4: Lord.
Speaker 6: Once you start cutting checks, people start ho we write
Speaker 6: checks now, Lord, mess, that's what we done. Yeah, well
Speaker 6: it's all out now, hanging there, young fellow.
Speaker 1: Take that? Take that? Yeah, not anymore.
Speaker 7: You me.
Speaker 6: Every case you take, I'll be watching you. Damn near
Speaker 6: through got him bother cayse you.
Speaker 5: Have another complaint? Please?
Speaker 1: Yes, I do right here real quickly passed.
Speaker 8: Brother Chris Gilbert went to a stretch lab on Friday
Speaker 8: after Thanksgiving. He is currently stuck in the position of
Speaker 8: touching his toes. He hasn't raised up since Friday and
Speaker 8: wants the church to find a lowsuit on them because
Speaker 8: he only uh, he's only seen people feet since Friday morning,
Speaker 8: but he was.
Speaker 1: He's asking for help.
Speaker 6: I'll keep telling y'all, if y'all ain't done nothing in years,
Speaker 6: don't try it to date. Linten to me.
Speaker 1: If you haven't done something in years, don't fried to
Speaker 1: a date. All right, know that now?
Speaker 5: Amen?
Speaker 13: Pastor Amen, all right, thank you, Pastor motown diggon def jam.
Speaker 5: Coming up my church. That's the clo with a Chief
Speaker 5: Love Officer, Steve Harvey.
Speaker 13: Right after this, you're listening Harvey Morning Show coming up
Speaker 13: at the top of the hour and entertainment news. Well, Steve,
Speaker 13: if you had a really big weekend with your third
Speaker 13: annual golf tournament in Gala and Abu Dhabi. Also Tiffany
Speaker 13: Hattish was charged with a second d u I on
Speaker 13: Friday in l A and convicted murderer Derek Chauvin was
Speaker 13: stabbed in federal prison on Friday. We'll talk about all
Speaker 13: of these stories. Yeah, they're coming up at the top
Speaker 13: of the hour. Yep, you talk about it at the
Speaker 13: top of the.
Speaker 7: Right.
Speaker 1: Now, it's time to ask the CLO.
Speaker 13: You gotta stop the Chief Love Officer Steve Harvey in
Speaker 13: the building.
Speaker 5: This room's from.
Speaker 13: Tara and Colleen. Tera writes, When I was eighteen years old,
Speaker 13: I had a one night stand and I got pregnant.
Speaker 13: I was in Cancun, so I never saw the guy again,
Speaker 13: and I only knew him by his first name. My
Speaker 13: child is eighteen now and she wants to know her dad.
Speaker 13: Do I tell her the truth about her conception?
Speaker 4: Wow?
Speaker 1: Well that's a tough one. Yeah.
Speaker 6: I mean, you're going to have to tell the child something.
Speaker 6: You can't leave the child just wondering. That's not fair.
Speaker 1: The only thing to do is tell the truth.
Speaker 6: There's no lie you can make up that's gonna fix it,
Speaker 6: that's gonna make the whole deeper. You just gotta just say, Look,
Speaker 6: I was young, I made a horrible mistake, and I
Speaker 6: have no idea. I just that's the look that I
Speaker 6: just think you have to tell the truth here because
Speaker 6: any lie it's just gonna compound the problem, because what
Speaker 6: you don't want this girl doing is search and search
Speaker 6: and search and searching, and you don't even have a clue.
Speaker 6: A horrible thing to put on a child. So I
Speaker 6: think you're gonna have to tell her the truth and
Speaker 6: then you know, y'all gotta get us some help so
Speaker 6: she can.
Speaker 1: Deal with that. It's tough.
Speaker 5: That's advice, all right.
Speaker 1: So you can go back there and find out who
Speaker 1: all is down there. Can't crazy.
Speaker 6: You gotta let your picture down next door the people, Yeah,
Speaker 6: we go through all the white people that were down there.
Speaker 1: Just can't come a crowdy.
Speaker 6: I'm just spring breaking all break all the colleges. You
Speaker 6: thing your frog man, I'm just tired my daddy, damn.
Speaker 1: All right.
Speaker 13: Moving on to Sika in Baltimore. Sika says, I'm almost
Speaker 13: forty and I'm dating a man that texts all day
Speaker 13: and all night instead of calling. He said he doesn't
Speaker 13: like to talk on the phone, and he's not a
Speaker 13: big talker. When we go out on date. I know
Speaker 13: he likes me, So how do I get him to
Speaker 13: open up more with me?
Speaker 1: Well, if you're dating an immature man, let's just get
Speaker 1: to that. Let's just say it. Ladies.
Speaker 6: You forty, you're dating a man that don't like to
Speaker 6: do nothing but texts, and he don't like to talk.
Speaker 6: And when y'all on dates, he don't talk. He rather
Speaker 6: takes that's immature. I just I just don't care. So
Speaker 6: now you're never really gonna know this man without conversation.
Speaker 6: You cannot learn a person through text. You need voice
Speaker 6: tones and inflections and circumstances to really get to know people.
Speaker 6: If they're not talking and opening up, you're.
Speaker 1: Not knowing this.
Speaker 6: Yeah, he might like you, but just for texting. See,
Speaker 6: and the reason you think he likes you because he
Speaker 6: didn't text it, but he ain't telling it to you.
Speaker 5: And when they go out there just sitting there in silence,
Speaker 5: Well he might.
Speaker 1: Text it up, might he said, if his phone in
Speaker 1: his hand? Yeah?
Speaker 13: All right. Moving on to Belinda in Montreal, Belinda writes,
Speaker 13: my husband fell asleep during sex twice in a week,
Speaker 13: and he told me I need to find a way
Speaker 13: to spice stings up, spice things up when we make love.
Speaker 13: We've been married for eleven years, so I think he's
Speaker 13: been having sex with someone else.
Speaker 5: Why else would he say that?
Speaker 1: Why did he say?
Speaker 7: What?
Speaker 8: Now?
Speaker 13: He told her that he fell asleep twice during sex
Speaker 13: in a week. He fell asleep during the during the act,
Speaker 13: and he told her that she needed to find a
Speaker 13: way to spice things up when they make love. They've
Speaker 13: been married for eleven years, so she thinks that he's
Speaker 13: been having sex with someone else, And why else would
Speaker 13: he say that?
Speaker 1: If he not, why else would he say that? You
Speaker 1: don't see Wait?
Speaker 6: Wait, the deeper problem is he's falling asleep during sex.
Speaker 1: I've known you.
Speaker 6: Hey, nobody, he ain't doing nothing. Agar woke up, done?
Speaker 6: You just fell asleep? Had so you just say, y'all
Speaker 6: just laying there, everybody sleep?
Speaker 1: You just laying there. He laying there.
Speaker 6: Everybody's sleeping. She got asleep, she wide away, but it
Speaker 6: ain't no movement. So everybody just see what ain't you got?
Speaker 7: You?
Speaker 1: Well, you can't move and go to sleep at the
Speaker 1: same time.
Speaker 6: Have you ever done that? Do you notice every time
Speaker 6: you go to sleep you get real steel? You ever
Speaker 6: notice that they're hard to go to.
Speaker 1: Sleep and be moving.
Speaker 6: You you tough with the pillow and the cover to
Speaker 6: get it in the right position, and then you know
Speaker 6: when you find that right position, where you go, oh yeah,
Speaker 6: that's it. I got tom Oh man, I'm gone. That's nice.
Speaker 6: At no point do you say, I have got to
Speaker 6: get to move and so I can go to sleep.
Speaker 6: So what I'm assuming, y'all in there?
Speaker 5: No point do you ever say what?
Speaker 6: I don't know what I said. Ship I get, I
Speaker 6: got moving so I can go to sleep. No, you
Speaker 6: got to be still and both y'all is still. That's
Speaker 6: y'all not having good sex. I'm just telling you right now,
Speaker 6: this is a rough eleven years, y'all in head. Why
Speaker 6: would he say that he's seeing somebody else? No, y'all,
Speaker 6: just y'all.
Speaker 1: Sex is sorry. That's all that is her, both of them.
Speaker 6: He ain't doing nothing. She ain't doing nothing. You ain't
Speaker 6: doing nothing to make a move. She don't do she
Speaker 6: ain't moving. Honey, you won't hurry up. You're awf on me.
Speaker 1: No, No, no, y'all ain't gonna be married long. Let's
Speaker 1: just go say that this is.
Speaker 5: It the eleventh year.
Speaker 1: That's it.
Speaker 13: No, Yeah, they need something, all right, Celo. You say
Speaker 13: they're not going to be married. All right, I'm here
Speaker 13: for you.
Speaker 1: All right, thank you.
Speaker 13: Coming up at the top of the hour, we'll have
Speaker 13: some entertainment news for you right after this.
Speaker 5: You're listening.
Speaker 3: Morning show. All right.
Speaker 5: So, Steve, you had a really big weekend.
Speaker 13: You had your third annual Melt Golf Classic by Steve
Speaker 13: Harvey and Abu Dhabi. There was a star studied golf
Speaker 13: tournament and gala, and then you attended the final day
Speaker 13: of the Formula one race. You had stars like Anthony Anderson,
Speaker 13: Reggie Bush, Reggie Bush, really, Charlemagne, Terrence Jay and world
Speaker 13: champion boxer Canelo, many.
Speaker 5: Others play with Now you're my best friend, Oh Canelo, Man,
Speaker 5: I love that dude.
Speaker 6: Man.
Speaker 1: He was so cool man. He took care of his family,
Speaker 1: managed people, that dude, and that dude can play some golf.
Speaker 13: Man.
Speaker 1: That's a really really cool dude.
Speaker 8: Man.
Speaker 5: I was Reggie. I haven't heard too much about him lately.
Speaker 1: No, Reggie, good people man, Reggie Bush, real cool people.
Speaker 6: As a matter of fact, the last night of the
Speaker 6: Formula One we were all at this event together out
Speaker 6: on the beach, have a little like barbecue thing after
Speaker 6: the thing on the beach and you just meet people.
Speaker 6: You know, it's not just sitting now, you know. So
Speaker 6: you know, it's very different from Dubai. Albert Dabbi is
Speaker 6: much much slower pace, which is what I like about it.
Speaker 6: You know, I just exposed people to the region, get
Speaker 6: them to see some other parts of life. Destroy a
Speaker 6: lot of mythsts out there about the Middle East. You know,
Speaker 6: it's not what people think it is. Man you know
Speaker 6: there I've like I had one celebrity said I can't
Speaker 6: come because of the women's rights there. This is not Iran,
Speaker 6: this is the UAE. And you know they have a
Speaker 6: tendency to lump stuff together women over here, high positions
Speaker 6: and powerful positions and of corporations and department heads and
Speaker 6: the government and all of that they have a lot of.
Speaker 6: And education is mandatory over here. It's mandatory. It's not
Speaker 6: like girls can't go to school. No, it's mandatory. Everybody's
Speaker 6: over here is taking.
Speaker 1: Care of through their government.
Speaker 13: And speaking of the Lady, Steve Niini was there of course,
Speaker 13: and Cynthia Bailey former Housewives of Atlanta. Also Lisa Milana,
Speaker 13: current cast member of the Housewives of Dubai, Lisa Milan,
Speaker 13: by the way, one best dressed at the golf.
Speaker 5: Tournament again this year.
Speaker 1: She'd be clean now.
Speaker 5: Yes, she's on the show too.
Speaker 6: Yes, yes, that housewife. They got real money. There ain't
Speaker 6: nobody else none of that. Huh No, I actually know
Speaker 6: her husband. Her husbands really cool.
Speaker 11: Dude, uh huh?
Speaker 5: So how is everything overall? You had a great time
Speaker 5: for a great cause.
Speaker 1: It's good man. The guys that come nobody to ever
Speaker 1: comes here doesn't want to come back.
Speaker 6: You know. It's just it's just that nice. You get
Speaker 6: exposed to another culture. It's just you know, I just
Speaker 6: decided to allow people to start discovering the similarities we
Speaker 6: have with one another around the world globally, instead of
Speaker 6: talking about our differences, because yeah, we got some differences,
Speaker 6: but there are a lot of similarities too. And I
Speaker 6: just find it to be a very very welcoming place.
Speaker 6: We just have a good time over here, man, that's
Speaker 6: all it is. You know, it's golf tournament. Gives a
Speaker 6: chance for people. Just it's a long flight, takes a
Speaker 6: long time to get here, and the average person hasn't
Speaker 6: heard of Abu Dhabi. They've heard of Dubai, but they
Speaker 6: haven't heard of Abu Dhabi, and I think it's a
Speaker 6: well kept secret right now, I really do. I just
Speaker 6: think the quality a lot over here is really nice.
Speaker 6: Anthony though, how's my boy?
Speaker 8: Oh?
Speaker 1: He doing good?
Speaker 8: Man?
Speaker 6: I finally sat down and talked to him and found
Speaker 6: out what the hell that show was him and said,
Speaker 6: had the concept because it's a poorly promoted show, but
Speaker 6: it's it's about him and said learning about barbecue. But
Speaker 6: what they've really done is brilliant. They've taken the barbecue show.
Speaker 6: They've launched seasonings in Walmart, and the brilliant gear coming
Speaker 6: out in Walmart, and it's all promoted through the show. Nice,
Speaker 6: just really smart stuff. And I was sitting next to
Speaker 6: Anthony after spa talking about it, you know, just it's
Speaker 6: kind of had two dudes at a spa talking just.
Speaker 1: With our feet in some water. You know, you has.
Speaker 8: Conversations you can barbecue though, barbecue strong talking about were
Speaker 8: talking to barbecue.
Speaker 6: And football because you were you were in a spa
Speaker 6: with another dude. And he over that that his feet
Speaker 6: in the bowling.
Speaker 1: Well, you know, all I was thinking was show hold
Speaker 1: my feet don't look like that. We have different issues.
Speaker 5: In other entertainment news, We're moving on.
Speaker 13: Tiffany Hattish was arrested by Beverly Hills police early Friday
Speaker 13: morning after she reportedly fell asleep at the wheel while
Speaker 13: sitting in traffic. TMZ captured video of Tiffany handcuffed and
Speaker 13: being put in the police car. Tiffany performed earlier at
Speaker 13: the Laugh Factory for their annual free Thanksgiving community feast
Speaker 13: and show. She was charged with driving under the influence,
Speaker 13: and she bailed out of jail on Friday. In a
Speaker 13: similar incident last year, Tiffany was arrested in a suburb
Speaker 13: of Atlanta after falling asleep at the wheel. She was
Speaker 13: charged with DUI and improper stopping on the roadway, and
Speaker 13: that trial.
Speaker 5: Is scheduled for next month. This is her second d UI.
Speaker 1: Thanksgiving. Yes, do you Yeah? And then she want it's
Speaker 1: nothing to play with. You're gonna hurt somebody, Yeah, kill somebody,
Speaker 1: kill yourself. Yeah. Two times. If you fall asleep at
Speaker 1: the wheel. You gots to quit drinking.
Speaker 12: Yeah, and there's some rest Yeah, college share car service.
Speaker 1: There's no reason for you to get behind a wheel.
Speaker 1: I mean, Tiffany shouldn't be anywhere alone anyway, right, needs
Speaker 1: security and Tiffany need to drive. You know, you're just
Speaker 1: not in this world? Is different? Pay for that? Pay
Speaker 1: for it?
Speaker 8: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Wow? All right, guyssen, you don't have friends that are accountable.
Speaker 1: They just let you go off and do that. Ain't cool.
Speaker 13: Coming up at about twenty minutes after it is Cyber Monday.
Speaker 13: So will you be buying presents for others or gifts
Speaker 13: for yourself? We'll find out right after this.
Speaker 3: You're listening hard Morning show.
Speaker 5: Well, guys, today is Cyber Monday. But did anyone go
Speaker 5: shop on Black Friday? Anybody?
Speaker 1: Yes? I wait to White Saturday.
Speaker 5: Every Friday's Black Friday for us.
Speaker 1: So Saturday I went to the mall.
Speaker 5: Yeah, White Saturday, Yes, I did.
Speaker 1: I went to the mall. I was out of town.
Speaker 1: Of course. I go to Birmingham every year for Thanksgiving.
Speaker 1: So we went to the mall. Took my daughter and
Speaker 1: my niece and my husband.
Speaker 8: He was there.
Speaker 1: He came reluctantly trying to find a seat. I ain't
Speaker 1: trying to Friday. That's that's a strong strong Yes. Yes,
Speaker 1: it was cool, it was fun.
Speaker 5: It wasn't parking and everything. You were able to get parking.
Speaker 12: Yes, yeah, we were able to Park, and I got
Speaker 12: some savings and discounts on Christmas Carey or Black Monday.
Speaker 1: I'm not mad at it. Again, I didn't need a TV.
Speaker 5: People buy TVs. That's the most yet. So Steve, we
Speaker 5: know you're an online shopper now on Amazon.
Speaker 6: We know this.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I got that.
Speaker 6: You get.
Speaker 1: That Amazon that I just got known, So I don't
Speaker 1: know why y'all want this. I got so.
Speaker 13: So tomorrow is Cyber Monday or today, I should say
Speaker 13: it's Cyber Monday, so you know you can get all
Speaker 13: these deals and every.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm ready.
Speaker 5: Yeah, So you're going to order?
Speaker 1: You going to what do you do?
Speaker 5: What are you going to order?
Speaker 6: I'm gonna buy some more fishing, Luis, I don't. I
Speaker 6: don't know what y'all talking about. Cyber Monday.
Speaker 13: Yeah, you go, unless when you do online shopping and
Speaker 13: get big savings, it's like Friday Friday.
Speaker 1: I don't need that.
Speaker 6: I'm gonna get some more fishing lures on my apps.
Speaker 1: He's not Christmas shopping, evident that what about Christmas? Christmas
Speaker 1: shopping for who?
Speaker 5: You got a lot of kids?
Speaker 1: Grand king? No No no, no, no, no no no
Speaker 1: yeah no no no no.
Speaker 6: I only buy one gift at Christmas, good grand baby,
Speaker 6: something Marjorie does all of that, I don't know. I'm
Speaker 6: sitting down. Hey, when they be over in the boxes,
Speaker 6: I'll be just as surprised that day. All I've been
Speaker 6: sitting whoo, I've been sitting my coffee.
Speaker 1: Oh look what they can.
Speaker 6: Yeah, I don't know what the hell nobody got if
Speaker 6: nobody known for years, I'm shopping for Mardorie Harvey. That's
Speaker 6: the only person I got to get. I got to
Speaker 6: get a gift forl.
Speaker 1: Out your phone.
Speaker 12: Look at the cyber Monday deals on Amazon there epic.
Speaker 1: Yes see, y'all, y'all. Look at the wrong section TV.
Speaker 5: Everybody buys te pitt me hold up, hold up line.
Speaker 5: Yeah yeah, my Christmas tree online?
Speaker 1: Look at anything. Oh that's po.
Speaker 5: That's convenience.
Speaker 1: I didn't want to go to to get it. All right?
Speaker 5: All right, all right, coming up in.
Speaker 13: Thirty four minutes after the hour, sister sister Odell is
Speaker 13: in the building right after this.
Speaker 3: You're listening morning show.
Speaker 5: Well, sister O'Dell is here, as promised.
Speaker 7: We kee.
Speaker 5: Jeeze.
Speaker 6: All right, good morning everyonce, Good morning morning, O'Dell.
Speaker 1: Where what's going on today?
Speaker 5: Well, well, you know what I wanted to ask you about, sister, Odell.
Speaker 13: I don't know if you saw this, but Thanksgiving Day,
Speaker 13: your girl, Dolly Parton performed the halftime show at the
Speaker 13: Dallas Cowboys and Washington Commander's game.
Speaker 5: Dolly Parton is seventy seven years old.
Speaker 13: She was decked out from head to toe as a
Speaker 13: Dallas Cowboys cheerleader. She had on a low cut crop
Speaker 13: top with the blue and white vests, some white denim shorts,
Speaker 13: some little booty shorts, and a bedazzled flesh tone like
Speaker 13: catsuit underneath.
Speaker 5: She looked good. She looked really good.
Speaker 13: A fan of Dolly's tweeted that she looked better than
Speaker 13: the real Dallas Cowboys cheerleader.
Speaker 5: So did you have to hear about it?
Speaker 1: That's not true.
Speaker 6: That's a nice thing to type about Dolly, but she
Speaker 6: ain't fine as them young girls.
Speaker 1: You can cut that a catsuit off, A lot of
Speaker 1: stuff will go a lot of different ways.
Speaker 5: She looked good, sister, Dell.
Speaker 1: I love Dolly.
Speaker 6: Donni cut she want to be a dollar. Has always
Speaker 6: been a wonderful woman to me. You know good though, sister, Yeah,
Speaker 6: she really looked good, got a breast and everything, you know, yeah,
Speaker 6: I always want to call her. See how she got
Speaker 6: him up there on the thoat like that. After a
Speaker 6: certain age, just natural, you know, gravitation just takes take
Speaker 6: hold on you, you know, yeah, like mine right now.
Speaker 6: I don't even have to buy brawls no more. I
Speaker 6: just buy aprons and keep them in the pocket.
Speaker 1: It's like that, sister o'dale.
Speaker 5: So they're long.
Speaker 1: Quite a description, Yes.
Speaker 5: That's quite a description.
Speaker 1: What else? Yeah, what else?
Speaker 13: Well, you know, Steve's over is still over in the
Speaker 13: Abu Dhabi. He had a big golf tournament over the weekend.
Speaker 1: Has me, He don't, never has me to come over there.
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 5: And you know, you know his Grillo Award segment aired.
Speaker 13: The show aired this past weekend, and boy, you would
Speaker 13: have been so proud of Steve.
Speaker 5: He looked. So he went up there, you would have
Speaker 5: been proud of him.
Speaker 6: Now.
Speaker 5: Quote he was quoting scriptures.
Speaker 6: Oh lord, you know, I tell you one thing. He'd
Speaker 6: have done enough stupid stuff in his life. Well he
Speaker 6: learns her scripture.
Speaker 5: Yes, ma'am. He said, no weapon formed against me, she'll prosper.
Speaker 3: I mean.
Speaker 1: And why he think that is because the weapon's always
Speaker 1: for me.
Speaker 5: He looked good, Sister Dell, you would have been proud
Speaker 5: of him.
Speaker 1: He had another steve. He's saw mal. You know one
Speaker 1: thing about him. He gonna give a credit to the Lord.
Speaker 11: He ain't get you a little shiny little statue if
Speaker 11: you want to and act like you did it yourself,
Speaker 11: some help and then he'll just have you'd go over
Speaker 11: there and talk to your statue.
Speaker 5: They were calling him a pastor, a preacher.
Speaker 1: You think that ain't now I'm gona tell you that
Speaker 1: right now.
Speaker 5: Now, you don't think he'll ever preach because he knows.
Speaker 1: You can't put this boy in no pool. You heard
Speaker 1: him talking rigel.
Speaker 5: He yes, every.
Speaker 1: He got he gonna he ain't gonna make it. You
Speaker 1: gonna say it.
Speaker 6: You call a shipping if you want to, but he
Speaker 6: just gonna say it. That ain't the time of place.
Speaker 6: He ain't gonna do nothing to pass to do. He
Speaker 6: ain't going to visit the sick and to shut in.
Speaker 1: He is that type of person.
Speaker 6: If you go to his church and you on the
Speaker 6: sicky shut in, listen, then you just gonna be sick
Speaker 6: and shut in.
Speaker 1: You should trying to help him deal with No, he
Speaker 1: ain't gonna do right here that little tie. You know,
Speaker 1: I'm in money.
Speaker 6: Ma ain't make it over there. He ain't gonna send
Speaker 6: me here count no little ten percent from your little chick.
Speaker 6: He even do that, And he ain't gonna sit up
Speaker 6: and there. He ain't gonna have no building fun and stuff.
Speaker 6: He gonna just open up a big church right off
Speaker 6: the trip. First Sunday, he done opened a mega church,
Speaker 6: hen building hisself.
Speaker 1: Thank you.
Speaker 5: Coming up next, prank phone call for today with a nephew.
Speaker 3: Right after this you're listening Hard Morning show.
Speaker 5: Coming up at about four minutes after the hour.
Speaker 13: It's my strawberry letter for today and the subject is
Speaker 13: he prefers it soft and squishy. We'll get into that
Speaker 13: find out what that's all about in just a few
Speaker 13: because right now it is time for today's prank phone call.
Speaker 5: Nephew. What you got for us?
Speaker 1: Well, you know, I'm I'm I'm.
Speaker 8: My best stupid After Thanksgiving? You know that between Thanksgiving
Speaker 8: and Christmas there's when my bed stupid. Uh yeah, then
Speaker 8: y'all know, y'all do know what it's Christmas? Them lights
Speaker 8: is up, but them light's been up since October. So
Speaker 8: but anyway, the exact same thing. Yeah, true, let's plank
Speaker 8: right here. This is called this is called girl Scout cookies.
Speaker 8: Girls Scout cookies. And you can't just buy one, you know,
Speaker 8: you gotta take you gotta support them. You can't just
Speaker 8: get one. You gotta get four five box. Yes, yes,
Speaker 8: girl Scott Cookies. Let's go catch.
Speaker 7: Hell? Who is it? How are you doing?
Speaker 2: Man?
Speaker 7: My name is Glenn Man. I working working building to
Speaker 7: you work for Smedia?
Speaker 1: Right?
Speaker 7: Yeah?
Speaker 14: What what's what's fun?
Speaker 7: So we've probably met a couple of times? Uh?
Speaker 4: Do you have a girl?
Speaker 7: You have a girlfriend?
Speaker 4: Uh? Why what's up you guys?
Speaker 7: You guys live together? Or or what?
Speaker 4: What is this your business?
Speaker 6: Like?
Speaker 7: What? What?
Speaker 14: What's what's what's the deal? What's what's why you asking
Speaker 14: about my girl?
Speaker 8: Well?
Speaker 7: Let me ask you this here. What's what's what's going
Speaker 7: on with you at the job? What?
Speaker 4: What what do you mean?
Speaker 7: What you like? Like? I mean you know you know right?
Speaker 14: I mean so what like?
Speaker 7: What?
Speaker 1: What's what's the deal?
Speaker 7: What? What?
Speaker 1: Who are you like? Who?
Speaker 14: Who are you like?
Speaker 7: What?
Speaker 4: What's what's the what?
Speaker 3: What is this for?
Speaker 6: Like?
Speaker 8: Why you like?
Speaker 4: I don't even know you?
Speaker 7: Right? It just come down, bro, just time down, Like
Speaker 7: I said, my name is. I work at Gilda two,
Speaker 7: you know, And I know I'm just telling you now.
Speaker 7: I know you that I know what you're doing. Okay,
Speaker 7: I know what you're doing at the job. I already
Speaker 7: know that. A couple other people know what's going on.
Speaker 7: And I know you got girl. I know you got
Speaker 7: a girl at home.
Speaker 1: I know that. What So what?
Speaker 7: What? What? What the what?
Speaker 4: What is this about?
Speaker 7: Like? Why why do you call my phone trying to harass.
Speaker 14: Me about the boat? Like who are you?
Speaker 7: Like? What? What?
Speaker 14: What is your problem?
Speaker 7: Like? Hey man, he he, hey, come down, man, I
Speaker 7: ain't finish. I ain't trying to tell you a little
Speaker 7: secret or nothing like that. I ain't trying to do that,
Speaker 7: all right, but but but I'm gonna be real with you. Okay,
Speaker 7: Like I said, you know, I got one of your names.
Speaker 7: I got your number from one of coworkers. Okay, I
Speaker 7: got your number. I said, I want to I want
Speaker 7: to give the car and even talk to him about something.
Speaker 7: That's how I got your number.
Speaker 4: So yeah, who gave it to you?
Speaker 7: We'll get to that later. Okay, we'll get to that later.
Speaker 7: But let me but let me say this though, I
Speaker 7: know what's going on with you to the job, all right,
Speaker 7: and I ain't gonna say nothing about it, you know,
Speaker 7: that's just our a little secret or whatever. But I
Speaker 7: do have something I want you to do, though.
Speaker 4: What do you want? Did?
Speaker 7: What?
Speaker 14: What do you want?
Speaker 4: You call me bugging me about all this book?
Speaker 14: Like what do you want?
Speaker 7: What do you want?
Speaker 8: Here?
Speaker 7: It is man, Listen, I ain't gonna say nothing about
Speaker 7: what you got going on, all right, That ain't that
Speaker 7: ain't even I don't even care about that.
Speaker 1: But here here's what I do want you to do.
Speaker 7: I do need some help from you, all right. Listen.
Speaker 7: My little girl is selling girls Scout cookies and I
Speaker 7: want you to buy fifty boxes of them, all right,
Speaker 7: will be a cash out because she gotta have them
Speaker 7: sold by tomorrow morning.
Speaker 14: Are you kidding me?
Speaker 7: Bro?
Speaker 14: You okay? So you on some black Man's book and listen,
Speaker 14: who to give you my number? Because you want to
Speaker 14: call me ask me to buy some some cookies. And
Speaker 14: you should have just been a man and ask me
Speaker 14: about it, like, don't be calling my phone trying to
Speaker 14: give me that book, like come on, man, like I
Speaker 14: ain't got no time for this.
Speaker 7: Like I'm asking you to do is a buy to
Speaker 7: damn cookies. Man, that's it. You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 7: I just I'm just saying I do want you to
Speaker 7: buy cook it. I need you to buy fifty box
Speaker 7: little girls got cookies?
Speaker 11: Can you do that?
Speaker 7: No?
Speaker 14: No, no, no no no no no no no, no
Speaker 14: no no. You ain't gonna call and try to manipulate
Speaker 14: me and defying like you're you're talking trying to make
Speaker 14: me fight. So I ain't got you nothing for you
Speaker 14: disrespecting me, calling my phone, trying to act like you
Speaker 14: like just trying to manipulate. I ain't down with that, bro,
Speaker 14: I ain't.
Speaker 7: Don't. Let me just say you you don't want to
Speaker 7: buy my cookies though, So do you want me to
Speaker 7: call your your girl and shid ship? I'm my cookies.
Speaker 14: Tell you got to say the way for my throat, man, Like,
Speaker 14: don't don't come near her, Okay, you don't call her,
Speaker 14: don't come near her, don't come near me.
Speaker 7: You just get to get the guy here.
Speaker 14: I'm about to start nine the figure out who you
Speaker 14: are and come right after you man like, cause I
Speaker 14: ain't playing, bro, I ain't.
Speaker 7: I'll tell you what, man, I ain't gonna argue with you.
Speaker 7: I ain't wanna argue with you. But I'll get off
Speaker 7: the phone right now. I'll get off right now, and
Speaker 7: I'm gonna that girl. I'm gonna call your girl and
Speaker 7: see if you want to buy some cookies.
Speaker 14: No, no, no, no no, you ain't call nobody.
Speaker 7: You you just get you get I try to go.
Speaker 7: I'm gonna find out who you are.
Speaker 4: I'm gonna find out who gave.
Speaker 14: You that number. I'm gonna call you up like yo,
Speaker 14: you'll call me.
Speaker 7: Trying to hurt up me? Okay, hey, man, hey, hey,
Speaker 7: you know what I cool. We're still talking about it,
Speaker 7: all right. I'm gonna get that right on like so so.
Speaker 7: So I'll get off the phone like you want me to.
Speaker 7: I'll do that. But let me let me ask you
Speaker 7: this though. Let me ask you this though. You sure
Speaker 7: you want me to call you? Sure you want me
Speaker 7: to do that?
Speaker 6: Right?
Speaker 7: And it never her name? Man?
Speaker 4: You something individuals?
Speaker 2: All right?
Speaker 4: Look how much of these cookies?
Speaker 6: How much you want?
Speaker 7: And then Tommy told me you would buy the cookies. Tommy, Yeah,
Speaker 7: Tommy told me you would buy the cookies. I mean Tommy, man, hey, man,
Speaker 7: check it out. This is nephew died me from the
Speaker 7: Steve Hobby Morning Show. Your coworking got me to pray phone.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, oh my god, I'm gonna kill him.
Speaker 7: Damn was so Oh god, listen, so listen, Adrian.
Speaker 6: We have beat.
Speaker 7: We have beat all the names, so nobody knows the
Speaker 7: things at all. Okay, you're good, bro, You're good. Alight man,
Speaker 7: and I you got me?
Speaker 4: Oh god, I'm I'm gonna go. I'm gonna take an man.
Speaker 4: I just he's up all mine and see I'm done.
Speaker 4: Oh God, like, hey.
Speaker 8: What you go?
Speaker 4: I am going up?
Speaker 7: You up?
Speaker 14: Man, I can't believe you got me on this for real?
Speaker 7: Tell me this man, one more thing before you go.
Speaker 7: What's the baddest that, I mean, the baddest radio show
Speaker 7: in the land, The Steve.
Speaker 14: Harvey Morton show Man, which is what he got played
Speaker 14: every morning.
Speaker 1: Chill me, bro, all right.
Speaker 8: Now, go ahead and go ahead and rank that from
Speaker 8: me from one to ten. What is that stupid lie
Speaker 8: right there? What's off the meter?
Speaker 1: It's like fifteen, yeah, twenty yeah, right ten on up?
Speaker 5: Yes, right at twenty junior, Yeah.
Speaker 6: Yeah, it's nineteen. It's twenty, all right, stupid. Got a
Speaker 6: couple more dates of the year. December eight, nine ten.
Speaker 8: I'm at Tommy T's that is called Pleasanton, California, which
Speaker 8: to me is Oaklynn all right, that is uh Tommy
Speaker 8: ts eight nineteen December, and then December fifteen through the seventeen,
Speaker 8: I am in Tacoma, Washington, Nate Jackson's Comedy Club, Nate
Speaker 8: Jackson's Super Funny Comedy Club.
Speaker 1: The nephew is rocking it out, all right. That's how
Speaker 1: we're gonna finish out the year.
Speaker 7: Just like that.
Speaker 8: I promise my wife that I would go to church
Speaker 8: this year New Year's Eve. We will be worshipping on
Speaker 8: New Year.
Speaker 1: Go hand some long. We're doing what I showed hand
Speaker 1: some offers. I'm just saying.
Speaker 7: Them down.
Speaker 1: Let some paper go by, for God is the biggest payday.
Speaker 1: Yeah man, So I.
Speaker 8: Told him, because anyway, we could just go by the
Speaker 8: Passer's house on the thirtieth and let me just slide
Speaker 8: on out.
Speaker 5: Of this eve on New Year's Eve.
Speaker 1: Going out of here and get this paper straight. This paper.
Speaker 8: I think she's gonna change her, man, But it's a
Speaker 8: little too late now, yeah, a little too late.
Speaker 5: More blessings to come, yeah, man, when you.
Speaker 6: Have missed out on some Monday that's when you're eating
Speaker 6: in black eyed peas. You don't even want them.
Speaker 1: The greens, this money, greens is for money. Right halfway
Speaker 1: through the year, you're like, you have got it last night.
Speaker 5: Oh that's sweet that you're not going to do it,
Speaker 5: that you made this. That's sweet.
Speaker 1: All right, Thank you for you.
Speaker 13: Coming up next today Strawberry Letter. The subject he prefers
Speaker 13: its soft and squishy. We'll get into that right after this.
Speaker 3: You're listening Hardy Morning Show.
Speaker 13: It is time now for today's Strawberry Letter. And if
Speaker 13: you need advice on relationships, work, sex, parenting, and more,
Speaker 13: please submit your Strawberry Letter to Steve Harb FM by
Speaker 13: clicking submit Strawberry Letter. We could be reading your letter
Speaker 13: live on the air, just like we're going to read
Speaker 13: this one right here, right now, and you never know,
Speaker 13: it could be yours.
Speaker 1: It could be yours. Buckle up and hold on tight.
Speaker 1: We got it for you here. It is Strawberry Letter.
Speaker 13: Thanking of for you. Subject he prefers it soft and squishy.
Speaker 13: Dear Stephen Shirley, I'm a thirty seven year old married
Speaker 13: woman with a four year old son. I gained a
Speaker 13: few pounds after I had the baby, so I hired
Speaker 13: a personal trainer last year. At first, I hated going
Speaker 13: to the gym and I would cry on the way home.
Speaker 13: My husband gave me a pep talk and he was
Speaker 13: very supportive. So I stuck with the program and I
Speaker 13: worked out three days a week. Now, a year later,
Speaker 13: my six pack is back, and I have my athletic
Speaker 13: build back. I'm dressing sexy again, and I have more
Speaker 13: stamina for sex. My husband loves to show me off
Speaker 13: in front of his friends, but recently he said something
Speaker 13: that hurt my feelings really badly. We were being intimate
Speaker 13: and my husband said my grip was too strong. He
Speaker 13: said my thighs were as tough as his thighs. I
Speaker 13: thought he was joking at first, but he kept saying
Speaker 13: I was crushing him, so I shifted my weight. It
Speaker 13: messed up the whole experience for me, and I felt inadequate.
Speaker 13: I talked to him about it, and he said that
Speaker 13: I am not soft and squishy like I used to be.
Speaker 13: He said he actually liked my jelly thighs and soft
Speaker 13: arms around him. I was shocked because we both agreed
Speaker 13: that I needed to tone up a bit. I told
Speaker 13: him that he can't have the best of both worlds.
Speaker 13: Either I'm going to be squishy and not able to
Speaker 13: wear the clothes I want to wear, or I'm going
Speaker 13: to be toned.
Speaker 5: And feel good about myself.
Speaker 13: He told me that I don't need a trainer anymore
Speaker 13: and I should just do cardio to maintain the weight
Speaker 13: I've lost. I love pasta and bread, so cardio won't
Speaker 13: be enough. Am I supposed to stop working out to
Speaker 13: please my husband or stay in the gym and keep
Speaker 13: the body I want?
Speaker 5: Does this sound crazy to you? Yeah, it sounds crazy.
Speaker 7: It does.
Speaker 13: No, You're not supposed to stop working out to please
Speaker 13: your husband. You're supposed to do what makes you feel
Speaker 13: good about yourself. That's what you should do, and your
Speaker 13: husband shouldn't be asking you to stop after he was
Speaker 13: the one being so supportive and everything. I got to say,
Speaker 13: congratulations to you. You did it, you put the work in,
Speaker 13: you got your body back. Now you're so fine that
Speaker 13: your husband is feeling somewhat threatened by it.
Speaker 1: That's what it is.
Speaker 5: He was the one, like I.
Speaker 13: Said, that was being so supportive of you, giving you
Speaker 13: the pep talk. He agreed you needed to tone up
Speaker 13: a bit. Isn't he the one that likes to show
Speaker 13: you off to his friends. Let's not forget about that.
Speaker 13: Now he's complaining, well, you're right, he can't have it
Speaker 13: both ways. His insecurities are showing, and instead of the
Speaker 13: putdowns he's throwing your way, he should keep that same positive,
Speaker 13: supportive attitude. Now that you've accomplished your goal, maybe he
Speaker 13: should get in the gym, maybe, you know, and tone
Speaker 13: up a bit too, you know, to please your husband.
Speaker 13: You said, either you're gonna be fat and squishy, but
Speaker 13: you don't have to.
Speaker 5: You know, you can go to the gym and maybe.
Speaker 13: Not work out with weights every every time, and then
Speaker 13: you know you won't be hard. Maybe he's saying you're
Speaker 13: I don't know really what he's saying. Are you too muscular?
Speaker 13: Is that what he's saying? Too much like a bodybuilder now,
Speaker 13: because it doesn't sound like that. But you know, you
Speaker 13: should choose to feel good about yourself.
Speaker 6: Steve, I see what's really happening in this letter. You know,
Speaker 6: my specialty in these strawberry letters is weight. Wait, it
Speaker 6: was race. It's weight, weight and races. Yeah, I'm an
Speaker 6: expertent talking about weight and race. My two favorite strawberry
Speaker 6: letter subjects. This one is about weight. As always a
Speaker 6: hidden fat person in these letters, and I think I
Speaker 6: found who it is.
Speaker 1: It's him. It's the chebby Hubby and this Jeffy had
Speaker 1: have written about her life.
Speaker 6: That's all it is. That's what you should have called
Speaker 6: this letter.
Speaker 1: Ain't no.
Speaker 6: He prefers the softest qu no no, no, chebby Hubby
Speaker 6: all of a sudden got a dog on problem. This
Speaker 6: Stephen Shelle, I'm thirty seven year old married woman. I
Speaker 6: got four year old son. Gained some weight after the baby,
Speaker 6: so she decided to go to the gym. She hated
Speaker 6: going to the gym at first. Her husband was a
Speaker 6: very encouraging to her. She finally went back stuck with
Speaker 6: the program three days a week. Nah, she got a
Speaker 6: six pack is back. My athletic build is back. My
Speaker 6: husband loved and show me off in front of his friends.
Speaker 6: But then he says something to hurt your feelings really bad.
Speaker 6: We were being intimate and her husband said, my grip
Speaker 6: was too strong. Now let's stop back. My grip was
Speaker 6: too strong. What did you grab? See when your grip
Speaker 6: is too strong? My question becomes, what did you grab?
Speaker 6: Now you can't be in here picking up these dumbbells
Speaker 6: with these gloves on and handling me like I'm a
Speaker 6: damn dumb bell.
Speaker 1: So you can't handle me like you snatching weights around
Speaker 1: in the gym. See, so when you get into me,
Speaker 1: you got to leave all that gym stuff at the gym.
Speaker 1: Weight snatching snatch. That ain't good in the bedroom.
Speaker 6: You know, they got exercise called a snatching clean snatching
Speaker 6: the left. Snatch is a big word in the gym,
Speaker 6: snatch boy, like even describing the body who that girl
Speaker 6: body was snatch. But you don't want to bring that
Speaker 6: in the bedroom because your husband and told you your
Speaker 6: grip is true strong. What in the world did you
Speaker 6: grab on this man that made him pass out?
Speaker 3: Hang it on?
Speaker 6: Uh?
Speaker 10: Well?
Speaker 5: In part two of Steve's response, coming up on.
Speaker 13: To today's Strawberry letter, twenty three minutes after the hour,
Speaker 13: the subject is he prefers it's soft and squishy.
Speaker 5: We'll get back into it right after this.
Speaker 3: You're listening hard morning show.
Speaker 13: All right, Come on, Steve, let's recap today's strawberry letter.
Speaker 13: The subject he prefers it soft and squishy.
Speaker 8: Yeah.
Speaker 6: Well, this letter right here is about weight because we
Speaker 6: talking about soft and squishy. But then name of this
Speaker 6: letter should be my chubby hubby because fat boy then
Speaker 6: got tired of his wife.
Speaker 1: She picked up some weight after she got pregnant. She
Speaker 1: started going to the gym.
Speaker 6: Now she got an athletic bill and a six pack,
Speaker 6: and now she's strong in the gym. And there he
Speaker 6: hurt her feelings the other day because they was intimate,
Speaker 6: and he said your grit was too strong, which it
Speaker 6: probably is. It probably is me he grabbed it. You're
Speaker 6: handling him a little rough. You can't go in there
Speaker 6: grabbing this man like you're snatching up some weights. I
Speaker 6: just told you that he ain't built like that. But
Speaker 6: let's just move on from that. He said your grip
Speaker 6: was too strong, that ain't wear it stopped. He said
Speaker 6: my thighs was as tough as his thighs. I thought
Speaker 6: he was joking at first, but he kept saying I
Speaker 6: was crushing him. Lord, have mercy, crush me, Please crush me.
Speaker 6: I want to be crushed.
Speaker 1: You can squeeze your thighs so tight that I can't breathe. Well,
Speaker 1: let's see crush me.
Speaker 6: Come on, we're gonna have a thry We're gonna have
Speaker 6: a thigh crushing contest. But now your grip strong and
Speaker 6: you crushing little chubby. Now chubby, just a little teddy
Speaker 6: bear now because you in there just crushing litle chubby chubby,
Speaker 6: hebby in that little fat ass just getting worked over
Speaker 6: in the bedroom. Now he ain't in charge no more.
Speaker 6: He getting snatched on. You grip too strike, I mean,
Speaker 6: I mean your grip is too strong. You're sitting up
Speaker 6: in the here, you got your thighs around here.
Speaker 1: He can't breathe.
Speaker 6: Fat boy in that struggling and then you had to
Speaker 6: shift your waiting to mess up the whole experience for me.
Speaker 1: Now, see Blakely, Now you got to be careful. Now
Speaker 1: you're in the gym.
Speaker 6: You could be doing too much because little fat boy
Speaker 6: you gotta look at your hubs. And now he ain't
Speaker 6: He ain't in the gym. I ain't heard you say
Speaker 6: nothing about him in the gym. So fat boy, you
Speaker 6: done went past him.
Speaker 8: Now.
Speaker 6: I talked to him about it, and he said that
Speaker 6: I'm not soft and squishy like I used to be.
Speaker 6: Oh see, see you done went too far to him.
Speaker 6: Now that's a dog one shame a woman works to
Speaker 6: get herself toned and stuff. She should be congratulated, but
Speaker 6: not when you wed the loove, not when you little
Speaker 6: mad the little chubby hobby though fat boy, fat boy
Speaker 6: tied you looking better in here, and he don't want
Speaker 6: to show y'all to your friends because you're too strong.
Speaker 1: You might slap it. See that's what didn't happen right here.
Speaker 6: So he said he actually used to like my jelly
Speaker 6: thighs and soft arms around him because see he fat.
Speaker 6: Know this about fat people, fat people like other fat.
Speaker 3: Where does it say in this letter.
Speaker 6: Fat people like other fact, that's the true statement. I
Speaker 6: just say this my shot fat people like other fat.
Speaker 5: It doesn't even stay fat in the letter.
Speaker 1: Well, it don't say he fit nowhere in this letter.
Speaker 6: The only person that's fit in this letter is this
Speaker 6: woman that had that baby and went and got to
Speaker 6: the gym. She ain't mentioned him at the gym. I
Speaker 6: was shocked because we both agreed that I needed to
Speaker 6: tone up a bit. I told him that he can't
Speaker 6: have the best of both worlds either. I'm gonna be
Speaker 6: squishing our label to wear the clothes I want to wear.
Speaker 6: I'm gonna be toned and feel good about myself, and
Speaker 6: you should, sister. He told me that I don't need
Speaker 6: a trainer anymore and I should just do cardio to
Speaker 6: maintain the weight i've lost. I love postain bread, so
Speaker 6: cardio won't be enough. Am I supposed to stop working
Speaker 6: out to please my husband? Stay in the gym and
Speaker 6: keep the body I want? Does this sound crazy in you? Yeah?
Speaker 6: If you done got toned up, chubby hubby sitting up
Speaker 6: in here, gud stomach, everything you in here, your thighs
Speaker 6: is crushing. I don't know why you complaining about little
Speaker 6: thigh crushing crush me. Yeah, put my arm between your thighs.
Speaker 1: Lock it.
Speaker 6: Yeah, let's see how long you can hold my bicep
Speaker 6: be tween your thigh crush shit. Wow, yeah, let's go.
Speaker 6: But you gotta stop all that thigh locking though. You're
Speaker 6: gonna have to stop that because you hurt me. He
Speaker 6: ain't in the gym.
Speaker 1: The grip too strong. Thighs is too strong. She toned
Speaker 1: into everybody.
Speaker 6: You know you're gonna have to encourage little chuck be
Speaker 6: huppy that he gotta get his little fat ass and
Speaker 6: gin now you in here, man at your girl because
Speaker 6: she didne got into shape she the one had the baby.
Speaker 6: But now you're sitting over there looking like you and
Speaker 6: your first try. Mister, See this don't work with.
Speaker 1: The letter. Don't say nothing but that shirt. Shure. I'm
Speaker 1: reading between the lines. What ain't said in this neck.
Speaker 6: She never once said her husband was physically in shape,
Speaker 6: because she loved a man for what he is. That
Speaker 6: he wanted her to tone up after the baby. She
Speaker 6: done took you too far. She got a strong grip
Speaker 6: and there grabbing this man, snatching him round. Now he
Speaker 6: laying on the top. Yeah, and now he laying on
Speaker 6: top over she locking them thighs.
Speaker 1: He can't.
Speaker 5: Are they wrestling or making love?
Speaker 7: You?
Speaker 8: Ok?
Speaker 7: Me?
Speaker 1: You oak at me? Your dog? Pull up down. I
Speaker 1: can't breath.
Speaker 3: I can't breeve.
Speaker 1: I'm trying to do it, but I can't Breathe shut
Speaker 1: your punk ass something, Come on you squeezing me.
Speaker 6: He's weeeving quick, grabbing me like that. Your grip is
Speaker 6: too strong. Shut your punk as self and get to
Speaker 6: the gym and ladies. For those of you that's out
Speaker 6: there trying to decide, do you stay soft and squishy
Speaker 6: for your man or you live life?
Speaker 1: You won't do?
Speaker 7: You do right?
Speaker 5: You feel good about yourself. That's right. Lea condation today.
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Speaker 5: Coming up next to is Junior and Sports Talk. Right
Speaker 5: after this.
Speaker 3: You're listening Harvey Morning Show.
Speaker 5: It is time now for Junior and Sports Talk. What
Speaker 5: you got Junior?
Speaker 1: All right?
Speaker 9: Week twelve and the NFL. Here would go, oh thanks,
Speaker 9: even weekend? He would go to Steelers beat the Bengal
Speaker 9: sixteen to ten.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 10: Yeah, here would go to Jaguars beat the Texas.
Speaker 1: Time I was at the game. No, you didn't pick
Speaker 1: none of these uncles. You just got to go to
Speaker 1: the game.
Speaker 10: So the Jaguars over the Texas.
Speaker 1: Twenty four to twenty one.
Speaker 9: I know you was there, John, Uh, Well, okay, would
Speaker 9: you pick this one? The Colts beat the Buccaneers twenty
Speaker 9: seven to twenty.
Speaker 1: Hell, yeah, I have picked that one. What about this?
Speaker 3: Huh?
Speaker 10: The Falcons over the Saints twenty four to fifteen.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I had to pick that one too.
Speaker 10: He goes shock and the Giants beat the Patriots man
Speaker 10: ten to seven.
Speaker 1: Loose, No, I hate that pick. You would have picked
Speaker 1: the Giants anyway?
Speaker 10: Here we go, man, the Titans beat the Panthers seventeen
Speaker 10: to ten.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'd have picked that too, Man, I wouldn't miss thathing.
Speaker 9: Warent Yeah yeah he would Bill Rams beat the Cardinals
Speaker 9: thirty seven to fourteen.
Speaker 1: Who don't know that, But you would have picked this
Speaker 1: with us.
Speaker 10: The Broncos beat the Browns twenty nine to twelve.
Speaker 1: No, he would have picked the Browns. Damn. I can't
Speaker 1: even tell that lie.
Speaker 10: You can't tell that one. U. There we go, man,
Speaker 10: the Chiefs over the Raiders thirty one to seventeen.
Speaker 1: Yeah, hell yeah, yeah, you got that one.
Speaker 9: But the Eagles, Man, the Eagles came back beat the
Speaker 9: Bills thirty seven to thirty four, the overtime.
Speaker 1: Dog, I picked the Eagles every game this year?
Speaker 6: You do?
Speaker 7: You do?
Speaker 1: He gonna held up?
Speaker 10: He would go up.
Speaker 1: This would hurt you right here.
Speaker 7: Man.
Speaker 9: The Package, The Package beat the Lions man twenty nine
Speaker 9: to twenty eight.
Speaker 6: No, where in hell i'd have picked that. I'm Detroit
Speaker 6: all the way, my favorite city.
Speaker 1: Now what about this other man?
Speaker 9: The Cowboys over the Commander's forty five to ten.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I probably would have picked that came, all.
Speaker 9: Right, the forty nine Ers over the Seahawks thirty one
Speaker 9: to thirteen.
Speaker 1: He picked that one. Pick, Yeah, you picked that one.
Speaker 10: And then the Dolphins beat the Jets thirty four to thirteen.
Speaker 1: Yep, I'd have lost two games this year.
Speaker 10: That's all.
Speaker 1: You would do. Two games this week? Now, what about
Speaker 1: this unk tonight?
Speaker 4: Man?
Speaker 10: You got the Bears and the Bikings. Now we're going
Speaker 10: with Chicago.
Speaker 1: We're going. Oh, it's gonna be a sorry game.
Speaker 7: Man.
Speaker 1: I just love Chicago, man, Chicago too much to me.
Speaker 1: You can't letting none. I'm Chicago all the way, man.
Speaker 1: See that's great city.
Speaker 8: Man.
Speaker 6: All right, I don't know what happened to my man,
Speaker 6: but shout out to mostly love man.
Speaker 1: I always got love for dudes.
Speaker 13: Coming up at the top of the hour, Thank you, jor.
Speaker 13: Is it cool to go shopping for artwork with your
Speaker 13: friend's ex husband.
Speaker 5: We'll talk about it right after this.
Speaker 3: You're listening hard morning show.
Speaker 5: This is from Melissa in Clarkston.
Speaker 13: Malisa says, I've been helping one of my best girlfriends
Speaker 13: work for her divorce, and I do the drop off
Speaker 13: and pick up of her son twice a month with
Speaker 13: her ex husband. It was raining last week, so he
Speaker 13: invited me inside while he helped his son put his
Speaker 13: shoes on. His house is nice and his artwork is
Speaker 13: even nicer. I complimented him on the art, and he
Speaker 13: asked if I'd be willing to help him pick a
Speaker 13: few more pieces. Everyone knows I'm an art collector, so
Speaker 13: would I be wrong to go shopping for art with him?
Speaker 6: You know?
Speaker 1: Good in hell? Will? What lady?
Speaker 7: What?
Speaker 1: Yeah? You know? Good o'd hair will?
Speaker 6: You're picking up the baby, you over her ex husband
Speaker 6: house and you're out there shopping. Yeah, it's fitting to
Speaker 6: go all wrong and you know it. Why don't you
Speaker 6: put in this letter that you really have your eyes
Speaker 6: on this man because you're.
Speaker 1: Single, Talmonia. Everybody know I'm an art.
Speaker 6: Collected She don't give a damn if your last name
Speaker 6: is Picasso. What is your ass helping him?
Speaker 1: Fault?
Speaker 6: And you know we're going through a divorce and now
Speaker 6: you over there, girl, lady, come on, now, come on,
Speaker 6: you already know that ain't cool.
Speaker 1: But see she want to go help it.
Speaker 6: She went in the house. The house is nice, but
Speaker 6: this artist, see she just saw herself in there cooking that's.
Speaker 7: What that is.
Speaker 1: Oh, it's a bike, So what it is?
Speaker 13: Yeah, you heard him. You'd be wrong for going to
Speaker 13: shop for art with him. We have time for another one, Steve.
Speaker 13: This one is from Kwame in Chicago. It says, my
Speaker 13: girlfriend's job gave her sweet tickets to an NBA game.
Speaker 13: I'm a black man and she's biracial. She recently got
Speaker 13: her hair highlighted with ash blonde and I love it.
Speaker 13: It was her boss's first time singer hair, and he
Speaker 13: asked her if she was embracing her quote white side
Speaker 13: by going blonde. She laughed it off, but I thought
Speaker 13: it was very inappropriate. It's her job, so I couldn't
Speaker 13: check this, man, Why did she let it slide?
Speaker 6: Well, you said you couldn't check check you because it's
Speaker 6: her job, Bosston. She probably feel the same way about
Speaker 6: her job. You should have accidently.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so what now? So she can't keep being employed?
Speaker 14: What happened to?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 1: You don't. It just don't make no sense, though, I
Speaker 1: don't understand why you will.
Speaker 5: Why he said that.
Speaker 6: Letting your boss make a comment like that, that's totally inappropriate.
Speaker 6: It is That's an HR complaint, man, It really is
Speaker 6: an HR complaint.
Speaker 1: You took the class h classes?
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, that's right he did, didn't.
Speaker 6: I have a career because of nature. I know exactly what.
Speaker 6: I can't say what your damn than nothing? I'm damn
Speaker 6: didn't let me on this radio show.
Speaker 13: You're always over the edge always, So he wants to know,
Speaker 13: why does she let it slide?
Speaker 1: No, what do you want her to do?
Speaker 6: You didn't do nothing, But you want your girl in
Speaker 6: a suite at a football game to check her boss
Speaker 6: about are you embracing your white side? That was an
Speaker 6: inappropriate comment for your boss to make, and you could
Speaker 6: and you could say something about it.
Speaker 13: But no, Well he didn't want to because it's her
Speaker 13: job and he didn't want her to get in trouble
Speaker 13: on the job either or get fired or whatever.
Speaker 12: Yeah, he didn't want so he wanted her to say something. Yes, yes,
Speaker 12: he wanted her to say something. So maybe she'll say
Speaker 12: something later.
Speaker 5: Maybe it's not in the moment they get back to work.
Speaker 1: Yeah, like you said, I'll go to HR. Maybe that's
Speaker 1: what she'll do and say what she needs to say.
Speaker 5: I want to hear. I thinks she should say later.
Speaker 1: On, Well, she should go out there and just say
Speaker 1: uh huh.
Speaker 6: Well, since I'm embracing my white side, I will be
Speaker 6: reporting this to HR because I'm highly offended and the
Speaker 6: white woman and.
Speaker 1: Me has just decided to address it and kiss my
Speaker 1: black side. In my black side, I want you to
Speaker 1: kiss the dog poles of me.
Speaker 11: All right?
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Speaker 5: Would you rather? Right after this? You're listening, it is
Speaker 5: time now for a round of would you rather?
Speaker 7: Now?
Speaker 5: What's your rather?
Speaker 13: Christmas at your home or a Christmas getaway with the family?
Speaker 5: Christmas at the house? Are you vacationing somewhere?
Speaker 1: I'm a getaway. It's time that weed out a lot
Speaker 1: of people too. The gifts come back, yeah, come back,
Speaker 1: get the phone call. I used to hate y'all up
Speaker 1: yet yeah, to come over to stop buying stop. Yeah, no,
Speaker 1: people make their rounds.
Speaker 13: Ye all right? Would you rather hang your own Christmas lights?
Speaker 13: Or would you rather exchange gifts with an X?
Speaker 1: Move the ladder over here?
Speaker 10: Put the ladder over here.
Speaker 6: I'd rather hang from the others trying to put them
Speaker 6: lights up with my damn toes.
Speaker 1: Break your neck, man hands.
Speaker 8: I'm not doing nothing to ex sir. You know I'm
Speaker 8: starting heights and lightning in their electricity. But I would
Speaker 8: hang the hell out them, damn Like.
Speaker 1: Look.
Speaker 13: Would you rather sex on dirty sheets in a five
Speaker 13: star hotel or would you rather clean sheets in a motel?
Speaker 1: I want the clean Yeah, yeah, we want dotty fluid thing.
Speaker 1: We're not going to do that.
Speaker 9: Maybe gun fired here, but were we at that red
Speaker 9: roof and baby.
Speaker 1: Stop motel.
Speaker 13: Would you rather go two days without your phone or
Speaker 13: two days without profanity? Which one's no phone or no cursing?
Speaker 13: Which one you had this phone?
Speaker 1: I'm the opposite. Yeah, I go to day that I
Speaker 1: have pressure, Bete. You cannot go to profanity? Uh huh,
Speaker 1: I don't really. I don't see how. I don't know
Speaker 1: what am I am. I somewhere I'm on island or something.
Speaker 1: Why does the location matter? Why does that matter? I mean,
Speaker 1: am I stranded somewhere? I'm gonna cuss the so you
Speaker 1: would give up your phone for two Thats dog, you
Speaker 1: had his phone. But I got to be a dog.
Speaker 6: If I'm over the stranding on the island, I need
Speaker 6: to became hey, hey, you see me?
Speaker 1: You see me? The blank over here? Hen blank boat.
Speaker 5: All right, coming up next.
Speaker 13: It is our last break of the day, and we'll
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Speaker 5: You're listening.
Speaker 3: Morning Show.
Speaker 13: All right, guys, here we are our last break of
Speaker 13: the day as we are seriously into the holiday season
Speaker 13: now for real.
Speaker 5: Okay, Thanksgiving is over.
Speaker 13: We're headed into Christmas now, and Steve, before we get
Speaker 13: out of here, we did have one more colo oh
Speaker 13: for you.
Speaker 5: You know, people need help. We like to help people.
Speaker 13: This is from Zuri and Nashville. This is from Zuri.
Speaker 13: Zuri says, I'm twenty eight and I'm sleeping with one
Speaker 13: of my dad's rich friends. I heard my dad tell
Speaker 13: my mom that his friend is enjoying life after divorce
Speaker 13: and paying airheads for sex. Could he have been talking
Speaker 13: about me? He said, I'm special to him. So are
Speaker 13: there others?
Speaker 6: Well, that ain't what he told your daddy. What he Yeah,
Speaker 6: he told you you special to him. But he told me, daddy,
Speaker 6: he paid a heads for sex. Now, if you're having
Speaker 6: sex with him and he's rich, that's the reason you're
Speaker 6: having sex with him, because he's rich, he's given you something.
Speaker 6: So you are one of the airheads that he's having
Speaker 6: sex with. He told your daddy he just didn't know
Speaker 6: your daddy. We're gonna go back and tell you. See,
Speaker 6: I don't know black people you air here, right.
Speaker 1: He old, don't tell me?
Speaker 5: So what should she do?
Speaker 3: I heard?
Speaker 1: I mean, lady, you signed up for this. He's eight.
Speaker 6: But if he didn't say that specifically to you, then
Speaker 6: you take yourself out the mix. But see, you don't
Speaker 6: plug yourself into the equation because you're guilty as charged.
Speaker 8: And so now.
Speaker 1: That's that's what comes with it. Y'all.
Speaker 6: Y'all ain't got no future. Y'all ain't going nowhere. He showed,
Speaker 6: can't tell your daddy.
Speaker 5: Cool you know what is going?
Speaker 7: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Yeah, wow, So get you some dignity and some standards
Speaker 1: and going about your bes. Who just give me what?
Speaker 1: We both we both.
Speaker 5: What we always.
Speaker 8: Out.
Speaker 1: We all heard it.
Speaker 5: All right, hey, before we get out of here.
Speaker 13: You know Derek Chauvin, the former you remember, we all
Speaker 13: remember him, the Minneapolis former Minneapolis police officer who was
Speaker 13: convicted of murdering the George Floyd case back in twenty twenty. Well,
Speaker 13: Chauvin was stabbed in the federal prison in Arizona. We're
Speaker 13: serving a twenty one year sentence. Chauvin is in stable
Speaker 13: condition after prison doctors reportedly performed life saving measures on
Speaker 13: him before it was transported to a local hospital.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 13: Yeah, he was stabbed by a fellow inmate. And does
Speaker 13: no other inmates or prison staff were harmed during the incident,
Speaker 13: just him.
Speaker 6: Just man, I just.
Speaker 1: Just what is this world coming to? Hm? M m
Speaker 1: You can't even go to prison no more? Oh there,
Speaker 1: I beat there.
Speaker 6: You know, I just probably there's probably just you know,
Speaker 6: they they got TV's in there. They probably read the news.
Speaker 6: It was everywhere the whole eight minutes forty six seconds,
Speaker 6: it was everywhere.
Speaker 5: So yeah, where the knee was, on the neck.
Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, when you got in there, they probably waiting
Speaker 6: on you, you know, holler at you a little bit.
Speaker 6: You know, we ain't gonna take eight minutes though. Yeah,
Speaker 6: I'm gonna take us about eight days. But we're gonna
Speaker 6: be on you though. Yeah, yeah, m's show. You know,
Speaker 6: I really I want to feel bad for him.
Speaker 1: I can't. I don't really, you know, I don't know.
Speaker 6: As a Christian, I'm struggling with this story because why
Speaker 6: wouldn't I heard it that I said our snicker a
Speaker 6: little bit just as a Christian, you know, you know, really,
Speaker 6: especially after the Grillos and I was just quoting them
Speaker 6: scriptures and everything, and I just forgot them just now. Yeah,
Speaker 6: well I said, no weapon formed against me. Obviously he
Speaker 6: didn't know that one. He gonna he gonna need to
Speaker 6: learn that one, that no weapon formed against me, because
Speaker 6: somebody in shopping that plastic spoon down and formed a
Speaker 6: pretty good weapon, and I think it worked.
Speaker 1: They had to do life saving. I had to save
Speaker 1: his life.
Speaker 6: Very fortunate though, to have good medical attention in these
Speaker 6: prisons nowadays, because you know, snapper shank off in. You
Speaker 6: you know, they snapped in, They snapped that spoon off,
Speaker 6: and you is hard to reach down in there and pull.
Speaker 1: It out because he got like a what.
Speaker 3: Year sentence.
Speaker 1: This is just the first shank Okay, seeing a federal price.
Speaker 1: Federal price. Wow, he thought that word federal. Yeah, yes,
Speaker 1: country club, that's what he thought.
Speaker 6: Yeah, he thought that. He thought that was the one
Speaker 6: with the with the with the line painted and you
Speaker 6: don't crossing.
Speaker 13: Mm hmm.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 6: This federal prison got Bob wore on it and towers
Speaker 6: gun line, bolls the gun line.
Speaker 1: Well, maybe maybe they'll keep him in solitary for for
Speaker 1: a while.
Speaker 6: What are we doing that this prison? Why are we
Speaker 6: doing that? No, come on back out. We're gonna get
Speaker 6: the prisoning around him. That's what we're gonna get to
Speaker 6: do it. Welcome back, Derek, Hi, close out the show, sir.
Speaker 6: Oh hey, y'all. Uh, no need of me saying anything
Speaker 6: spiritual right now, we've kind of lost their flavor.
Speaker 1: Have yourself a nice day.
Speaker 5: Pray for him.
Speaker 6: Me, oh left, say Deck, I got a lot of
Speaker 6: stuff I'm gonna pray for.
Speaker 1: He gonna make this.
Speaker 7: That's where you cut it out.
Speaker 1: Come on embarrassed.
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