Speaker 1: Hey, everybody, this is Zach Brass and Donald Fazer. This
Speaker 1: episode was recorded before the strike. We were not allowed
Speaker 1: to air it because we're not allowed to talk about
Speaker 1: scrubs during the strike. So if it seems like we're
Speaker 1: not talking about anything relevant to today, it's because it
Speaker 1: was recorded way back when when.
Speaker 2: Joel July eleventh.
Speaker 1: July eleventh, Holy cown.
Speaker 3: Today's November twenty first.
Speaker 1: Wow, well that's when we're recording. This is gonna air
Speaker 1: when Joel.
Speaker 2: Next week, the twentieth.
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Speaker 1: love you. Here's the show. Hi, everybody, Welcome to the program.
Speaker 1: This is called Fake Doctor's Real Friends.
Speaker 3: And do you know why it's called Fake Doctor's.
Speaker 1: Real Friend ZB Is that Donald one?
Speaker 3: Because we're real friends. But at one point in life,
Speaker 3: we were on a show called scrub Right.
Speaker 1: It ran in the ATS and we played fake doctors
Speaker 1: and the show is beloved across the universe even today.
Speaker 1: So many years later, I can't believe it. And what
Speaker 1: we decided to do was get together and record our
Speaker 1: conversations about the old program, our memories, our recollections, some
Speaker 1: inside jokes, and a whole lot of tangents. And you know, yes,
Speaker 1: go ahead.
Speaker 3: You know what that's called.
Speaker 1: What's that called a podcast?
Speaker 3: Play dude?
Speaker 1: Yes, that's true, Donald, and we we've created a podcast
Speaker 1: that is is beloved across the universe. The universe, Joelle,
Speaker 1: the universe, not just on Earth. We get letters from Pluto,
Speaker 1: the Dagaba system, Yeah, the Dagaba System. I got a
Speaker 1: wonderful piece of art from Jupiter.
Speaker 2: Amazing.
Speaker 4: Who Tank Forever? Who Tank Forever? I'm good speaking of
Speaker 4: Who Tank Forever? You know, there have been a lot
Speaker 4: of movies that have come out recently, and I've had
Speaker 4: the opportunity to sit down and enjoy some of them.
Speaker 3: Some of them I enjoyed a lot, some of them
Speaker 3: not so much.
Speaker 4: Some of them I But these are the movies that
Speaker 4: I've seen since the strike has gone on.
Speaker 3: Go ahead, Indiana Jones, Go Ahead, Avatar, Way of the Water. Okay,
Speaker 3: I watched it, finally, It's a long one. Yes, what
Speaker 3: else did I see? The Transformers?
Speaker 5: Wow?
Speaker 1: You're the guy. You're the guy who watched it the
Speaker 1: flash right.
Speaker 4: Anyway, at one point in the box office, three weeks
Speaker 4: in a row, people of color were the number one. Yeah,
Speaker 4: it was a freaking awesome moment. I'm gonna just put
Speaker 4: it out there. Just read it.
Speaker 3: For like three weeks straight, we was rocking that shit.
Speaker 1: I don't understand because the movies you just mentioned didn't
Speaker 1: star people of color, So can you explain what you're
Speaker 1: talking about?
Speaker 4: So like Transformers right, number one movie in a box
Speaker 4: office two people of color, the Miles Morales in the
Speaker 4: Spider Verse. I saw that also, Oh my gosh, oh
Speaker 4: my gosh, all of them.
Speaker 3: That's my favorite for show the dad that.
Speaker 6: Had hit you so hard, like a lot of levels.
Speaker 4: There's just so many things about that movie. Like I
Speaker 4: went in there thinking it was gonna be the first
Speaker 4: one all over again, something that was a little bit
Speaker 4: catered towards kids.
Speaker 3: And stuff like that.
Speaker 4: But Miles Moraless has grown up a bit.
Speaker 3: He's grown up quite a bit.
Speaker 4: That thing is like, it's not a kid's movie, man,
Speaker 4: it's a you know, shout out to to Chris and
Speaker 4: film man. Yo, dude, Okay.
Speaker 1: I read that the flash is uh, I think going
Speaker 1: to be the biggest flop of all time, the biggest
Speaker 1: flop of all time, Joelle, Is that true?
Speaker 2: That's what I'm hearing.
Speaker 6: Zach had abysmal opening weekend and it's just been a
Speaker 6: spiral every day since. So it's wild, uh that we're here.
Speaker 6: I think some people tried to predict it. It's like, hey,
Speaker 6: I don't know if it's gonna hit.
Speaker 4: I'm gonna say I think it really shows you how
Speaker 4: strong the LGBTQ community is. Also, though, you know what
Speaker 4: I mean, because a lot of the protests came from
Speaker 4: that area and has shown and it's shown, Look, you
Speaker 4: can't be that type of person and expect us to
Speaker 4: come out and support you.
Speaker 6: Ron, for sure, I'd like to say that it was
Speaker 6: just the strength of the LGBTQ I a community, and yeah,
Speaker 6: we did it. But I really think that specifically see
Speaker 6: at Warner Brothers has disenfranchises.
Speaker 2: I don't want to say this.
Speaker 6: It's just there's a lot of people who have issues
Speaker 6: with it, from a lot of to there's that angle.
Speaker 6: There's the people who love Zack Snyder and the people
Speaker 6: who did not like Zack Snyder's films. Both of them
Speaker 6: have issues and didn't show up to see this movie.
Speaker 6: It's just it's it's they're up against so much. And
Speaker 6: because this is the final film of an installment that
Speaker 6: is not going for where James Gun has been very
Speaker 6: clear about the new direction of DC. I think a
Speaker 6: lot of people are like, Oh, I just wait for
Speaker 6: it to come out on DVD if I want to
Speaker 6: see it. But it's not building to you anything so
Speaker 6: and it's not really a finale. It's kind of swishy washy.
Speaker 6: And because of that, I think they weren't able to
Speaker 6: gather any type of audience to kind of come see
Speaker 6: and support the movie.
Speaker 3: It's very interesting how powerful Hollywood it is.
Speaker 1: Zach.
Speaker 3: You've got a very big weekend coming soon. You've got
Speaker 3: Barbie and Oppenheimer. I know you're excited about that.
Speaker 1: I would see for finally, there's two films that I
Speaker 1: would like to see in the theater that I'd like
Speaker 1: to see them both. I don't know if I'm gonna
Speaker 1: be able to get a ticket to see them both
Speaker 1: open weekend anymore, because.
Speaker 3: That's gonna be really that's interesting, man, This thing is
Speaker 3: like Barbie and Oppenheimer on are on track to freaking
Speaker 3: breaking the box office.
Speaker 2: This double feature tickets.
Speaker 1: They already they announced that over twenty thousand people had
Speaker 1: bought double feature tickets so far. Well, what are they
Speaker 1: calling it? Barbenheimer?
Speaker 6: Burbenheimer. Yeah, I bought the t shirt at the Barbie
Speaker 6: one with the nuclear bomb explosion reflected in her sunglasses.
Speaker 1: It's really cool.
Speaker 6: So I'm gonna go fully decked out, got a whole
Speaker 6: friend group.
Speaker 2: I'm thrilled. I'm very excited.
Speaker 1: I'm really Yeah, go ahead and say we're gonna find
Speaker 1: out any second, well any hour now, because we are
Speaker 1: recording this on the eleventh of July. If SAG is
Speaker 1: gonna strike yep. Now, if SAG strikes, you're not allowed
Speaker 1: to even promote a movie. So both of those movies,
Speaker 1: even though Barbie's had their premiere, I believe they they'll
Speaker 1: have to. It's not that they need to help, of course, duh,
Speaker 1: But I mean they both have to stop. The actors
Speaker 1: will no longer be able to promote their their movies.
Speaker 3: Aren't they like overseas right now? A lot of them
Speaker 3: doing this.
Speaker 6: Like are they just yesterday or the day before Sunday?
Speaker 6: They had their premiere?
Speaker 3: But isn't the Oppenheimer crew overseas and stuff like that
Speaker 3: doing press.
Speaker 1: I don't think they've started yet. I don't know, but
Speaker 1: I just know that no matter what you're doing as
Speaker 1: an actor, whether in a gigantic movie like that or
Speaker 1: you're in a smaller, little indie movie, you are not
Speaker 1: allowed to even promote it on Instagram. Once the SAG
Speaker 1: strike starts and and all signs are pointing to a strike.
Speaker 1: I was thinking it was going to be averted, but
Speaker 1: it's not looking good. You can't even be like, check
Speaker 1: out my ship?
Speaker 3: Can you post on Instagram like, you know, look at
Speaker 3: my animation? Yes, well you're non union? Can union?
Speaker 1: It's not you and less you as a producer, have
Speaker 1: decided to unionize your garage animation. I finally said to
Speaker 1: Donald today, I go, dude, an epiphany. Why are you
Speaker 1: animating some of our little moments on this show? You've
Speaker 1: you've gotten so good, You're fucking doing Star Wars. Why
Speaker 1: aren't you doing little segments of fake Doctor's real friends?
Speaker 1: What the fuck?
Speaker 3: I have puppets being built as we speak, sir dummy.
Speaker 1: Wow. All of a sudden, I was like, if I
Speaker 1: see one more why Kenoby quote?
Speaker 4: I have puppets being built. It's expensively and it's coming
Speaker 4: out of my own pocket.
Speaker 1: But I want a Zach Braf puppet. Okay, okay, there,
Speaker 1: we can make him say anything.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna make him say a lot better. You know
Speaker 3: what I say. I'm gonna make him say, imagine these
Speaker 3: I'm gonna say. I'm say you know what, I make
Speaker 3: him say, no exactly, I'm gonna make them say, imagine Dragon.
Speaker 1: I don't get it.
Speaker 3: Imagine Dragon needs not to cross your face.
Speaker 1: Can I tell you guys something funny? I said this
Speaker 1: to you guys. Oh. Also, we got Mission Impossible coming out.
Speaker 1: Oh true.
Speaker 4: Listen, if you got a movie that's another the one trending,
Speaker 4: that's trend that's really trending.
Speaker 1: I'm just saying you got twenty four hours. If you've
Speaker 1: got a movie coming out, big or small, promote the
Speaker 1: shit out of it because you're not allowed to in
Speaker 1: twenty four hours. Fact clock is ticking. We got to
Speaker 1: promote promote it. Now.
Speaker 3: Holy shit, I wonder.
Speaker 1: Where this guy sent this to you guys.
Speaker 3: But even on our podcast we talked about movies. Today
Speaker 3: you can talk about movies.
Speaker 2: We're not an upcoming projects.
Speaker 1: We're reporting them, you can't promote your own wares. By
Speaker 1: the way, the exemptions, interestingly are animation and commercials, which
Speaker 1: are part of different contracts. So if you were in
Speaker 1: an animated.
Speaker 3: So I'm not, I don't even have to worry about.
Speaker 3: I don't worry about if you were in.
Speaker 1: A new T mobile commercial, you could promote it. Wait,
Speaker 1: can I play the audience this this guy. You guys
Speaker 1: barely reacted to this, but I thought this was the
Speaker 1: funniest thing I'd ever seen. I sent it to y'all.
Speaker 1: It's this guy. His name is Gabe Gibbs, and he
Speaker 1: takes songs and he Broadway Broadway affies them. Oh and
Speaker 1: he took You didn't see this, Donald, I said, no.
Speaker 3: You sent it to me. Yeah, he ruins everything.
Speaker 1: He took the missy misdemeanors. And let me just play
Speaker 1: a little bit of of his Broadway aification of missy
Speaker 1: misdemeanor Gabe Gibbs on Instagram. Is it worth it?
Speaker 5: Let me work here? Donald did put my thing and
Speaker 5: flipping reverse.
Speaker 3: He can sing.
Speaker 5: If you got a big.
Speaker 2: Let me search Chuck.
Speaker 5: And find out how hard I gotta work out.
Speaker 1: All right, I'll stop it. That'sh it's hilarious to me.
Speaker 1: That's good. He does that for all sorts of He
Speaker 1: did one for Cisco's Thong song Wrong. I could sing
Speaker 1: like that, Donald, in my mind, I sing like that.
Speaker 1: Who was that singing Gabe Gibbs on Instagram? I'm giving
Speaker 1: him movie Gabe Gibbs. He's a comedian Broadway type singer
Speaker 1: who does spoofs of songs like that.
Speaker 4: I'm just asking because in a couple of hours We're
Speaker 4: not going to be able to promote Gabe Gibbs.
Speaker 1: We can. I don't think he's doing a sag and
Speaker 1: performing all right counter sit.
Speaker 7: I'm not sure we made about a bunch of dogs and.
Speaker 3: Nurses said he's the stories net so Yanda ra.
Speaker 5: YadA.
Speaker 1: What a bizarre episode of Scrubs.
Speaker 3: Donald, It's all about love, baby, It's all about the
Speaker 3: love that everybody feels for each other.
Speaker 1: Is that what it's about? The theme seems to be
Speaker 1: about handholding. Interesting little tidbit from Scrubs Wiki. The interns
Speaker 1: are not in this episode at all. They're gone. Sarah
Speaker 1: Chalk barely in the episode. I don't know what she
Speaker 1: had going on, but she only makes a couple of appearances.
Speaker 1: Same with kel So only does a couple of little
Speaker 1: drive buys.
Speaker 3: Maybe Sarah was doing Firefly Lane at the time.
Speaker 1: No, Donald, this was a very long time ago. She
Speaker 1: was not doing Firefly Lane.
Speaker 3: Do you know what my son said to me today?
Speaker 1: What did your son say to you today? Donald?
Speaker 4: He was like, why does Zach have a beard? And
Speaker 4: I was like, oh, you know, this was season eight.
Speaker 4: He was trying to switch it up. He said, you
Speaker 4: know what, Zach looks older than with that beard than
Speaker 4: he does now.
Speaker 1: Ohne him. I like that, Thank you, Rockover. I could
Speaker 1: tell you my beard does not look brown anymore. So
Speaker 1: I don't really grow it out too much because I
Speaker 1: have so much gray hair in it. It makes me
Speaker 1: feel self conscious about it. Yeah, go ahead.
Speaker 4: Your beard looked a little dyed back then too, though
Speaker 4: it wasn't.
Speaker 3: It wasn't.
Speaker 1: I swear to god, it was perfectly beautifully brown.
Speaker 3: You had a brown beard, Broro.
Speaker 1: I had a brown beard. Look at Daniel's beard. You
Speaker 1: see that glorious reddish beard.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's reddish. Though Daniel got the reddish. I can't.
Speaker 1: I can't. You don't even you barely have any gray
Speaker 1: in your beard.
Speaker 3: Oh, it's all gray.
Speaker 5: So much.
Speaker 3: No, you know what it is.
Speaker 1: You've got a couple of Cliff Claven patches. Don't get me.
Speaker 4: Well, you know, we can't uh, we can't al there
Speaker 4: be that's the coolest Cliff clayven there.
Speaker 1: But you all have to remember that's a deep cut.
Speaker 1: For those of you who don't remember, there was a
Speaker 1: Cheers episode where they had a beard growing contest and
Speaker 1: Cliff Clips was very patchy.
Speaker 3: Cliff Claven in Star Wars Empire strikes back.
Speaker 1: M M all right. So we learned right off the
Speaker 1: bat that Zeltzer has a webcam in his home and
Speaker 1: he watches his wife do the dishes.
Speaker 4: Right, and so he shows Cox his wife and Cox
Speaker 4: is like, oh my god, who are those two naked people?
Speaker 1: Right? And which Seltzer says, that's mister and missus dish.
Speaker 1: He's she's doing the dishes. So there's a lot of
Speaker 1: freaky sex stuff going on over at Zeltzer's house. You know,
Speaker 1: when Zeltzer appears, there's gonna be some some twisted sex humor.
Speaker 1: Really should say the brilliant Bob cl Denon always funny.
Speaker 3: Always Now can that be construed as cooking?
Speaker 1: I don't know. Joel isn't cooking when you're forced to
Speaker 1: watch your partner engage in.
Speaker 3: So cooking is when you're forced to watch it.
Speaker 6: I'm not sure the specific it feels like it would
Speaker 6: be in the ballpark, not part of this community.
Speaker 1: So I don't know a hundred but maybe you could
Speaker 1: look it up first, Joelle. If you don't mind messing
Speaker 1: up your.
Speaker 3: Don't do it.
Speaker 2: Don't you do it?
Speaker 3: Computer? Don't you do it?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Your phone, don't you do it.
Speaker 1: I think that Zeltzer probably is into being a cook
Speaker 1: because he's at work watching his wife bang a couple.
Speaker 1: I don't know much about cooking, but I feel like
Speaker 1: that's in the ballpark, Joel.
Speaker 3: I don't.
Speaker 1: I don't know much about Daniel knows. At the risk
Speaker 1: of at the risk.
Speaker 8: Of sound falling into this category. Yeah, cooking is usually
Speaker 8: something that you're into.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you're into your your your into watching your into watch.
Speaker 4: Is there is there a reverse cooking where like the
Speaker 4: wife is into watching the man.
Speaker 1: I'm sure, yeah, yeah, absolutely, yeah.
Speaker 8: And sometimes there's like a there's like a like a
Speaker 8: domination part to it where the wife is like, yeah,
Speaker 8: you like me, you like watching me get fucked?
Speaker 1: You pathetic?
Speaker 3: Oh, Yeah.
Speaker 1: Where they talked down to them.
Speaker 9: Yeah where they Okay, here you are, Oh man.
Speaker 3: I don't like I don't like that though, you.
Speaker 1: So, Jordan. Jordan is taking advantage of all the benefits
Speaker 1: of Cox being the chief of medicine. She's stealing food
Speaker 1: from the cafeteria.
Speaker 3: She's firing people.
Speaker 1: She's firing people. She took Jack out of preschool for
Speaker 1: Yam Kapoor, even though Kapor was several weeks.
Speaker 4: Ago, even though you know Jack is turning out to
Speaker 4: be a diabolical genius.
Speaker 1: Yes, Jack is running wild in the hospital.
Speaker 3: He's running his mother too. He checks his mother consistently
Speaker 3: to get out of school, in which he pronounces he
Speaker 3: hates at what does he He can't he can barely
Speaker 3: put sentences together.
Speaker 1: A thing probol. I have a little thing on Jack
Speaker 1: Cox from Scrubs, Wickie. Jack Cox is confirmed to me
Speaker 1: four years old in this episode. However, the episode depicting
Speaker 1: his birth my Comra aired six years before this episode.
Speaker 1: This can be explained in the following reasons. All of
Speaker 1: season six took place in less than nine months, not
Speaker 1: a full year, as the first five seasons were. Also,
Speaker 1: Season seven did not show a depiction of a full
Speaker 1: year passing. Doctor Cox forgot how old his son is,
Speaker 1: and Jack is very close to his fifth birthday, so
Speaker 1: scrubs WICKI helps rationalize that Jack may indeed before Way
Speaker 1: to Go, Trevor, Yeah, Trevor, someone spent a lot of
Speaker 1: work on that. That was a deep cut. Very good,
Speaker 1: but may mean the kid hates school.
Speaker 3: But I don't.
Speaker 4: Understand how you can hate daycare, like that's all it is.
Speaker 4: He's going to daycare if he's four years.
Speaker 1: Old, he'd much rather run around the hospital and funck
Speaker 1: shut up.
Speaker 3: I guess that's what it is.
Speaker 1: The janitor has blood on his face from shaving, but
Speaker 1: he makes it clear that it's not from his blood.
Speaker 3: So who was he shaving.
Speaker 1: He was shaving someone else and that person bled and
Speaker 1: that person's blood is on his face.
Speaker 3: Oh my god.
Speaker 1: Neil has a very big part in this episode.
Speaker 3: Oh they're so cute. Oh wow, they're very cute.
Speaker 1: He and Lady.
Speaker 4: Yeah, oh wow, Way to Go, a lot of people
Speaker 4: don't know this, but that's Mark Stegman's wife, Kit Panjetty.
Speaker 1: Yes, Kit Pongetti, who plays Lady She.
Speaker 3: And Stegman, who is one of our writers from the beginning.
Speaker 3: Pretty much.
Speaker 1: Yes, he was at the top.
Speaker 4: Yeah, and she came aboard on the show. And that's
Speaker 4: I mean, it's just pretty awesome. Like we at this point,
Speaker 4: we have a lot of family members like Ted and
Speaker 4: Anna are married.
Speaker 3: At this point, you have.
Speaker 1: To explain who those people are. Daniel Donald, It's Donald.
Speaker 3: Right, it is Donald, Zach Zach I'm correct, right.
Speaker 1: Yeah, zachar reed, but a nickname of Zach ahead.
Speaker 4: Okay, I'm just talking about our cast and crew, Like
Speaker 4: we've all at this point, all of us, you know,
Speaker 4: have gone through some type of real relationship or real breakup.
Speaker 4: Like at this point, I've been divorced, I dated somebody,
Speaker 4: and then now I'm at this point, I'm dating Casey as.
Speaker 3: We're doing this. You know, Zach, you went through a
Speaker 3: couple of relationships while we did this show as well.
Speaker 3: But then there were cast there were crew members like
Speaker 3: Ted and Anna. Anna was in sound. I think Ted
Speaker 3: is he was a grip. He was a grip. They
Speaker 3: they wound up getting married. You were a part of
Speaker 3: their engagement. We were all a part of their a
Speaker 3: whole video. We surprised them. The engagement was made to
Speaker 3: seem like it was a scene. We were shooting, but
Speaker 3: it was all an elaborate ploy so he could propose
Speaker 3: to the love of his life.
Speaker 4: But this is eight years in on a show. And
Speaker 4: this is also you know, almost twenty years ago too.
Speaker 4: You know, laws were different and everything, so it wasn't
Speaker 4: a big deal to marry somebody that you were working
Speaker 4: with or date somebody that.
Speaker 1: I think you're still allowed to legally marry someone that
Speaker 1: you work with. Donald you well, there's a lot of
Speaker 1: the one has to abide by some HR protocols. These days,
Speaker 1: you start allowed to fall in love.
Speaker 4: My point is is that you know, we were a
Speaker 4: real family at at this point. We were this and
Speaker 4: and it was coming to an inn and we all
Speaker 4: knew it was coming to an end. And so all
Speaker 4: of these relationships when you watch it right now, when
Speaker 4: you watch when you watch Cox and Jordan, it's it's
Speaker 4: been so seasoned and it's so it runs so well
Speaker 4: that you know, everybody's relationship in this thing is cute.
Speaker 4: Everybody has a really good like you could you you
Speaker 4: you all at all of it so much so that
Speaker 4: JD and Elliott's relationship nobody really cares about, you know
Speaker 4: what I mean, It's just what.
Speaker 1: I make a joke about that, because the JD and
Speaker 1: uh and and Elliott thing has been so beaten to
Speaker 1: death that Bill is obviously making fun of it because
Speaker 1: they want attention for their relationship and everyone's like, we
Speaker 1: don't care. It's kind of like the audience having a
Speaker 1: voice being like, please, we're so exhausted by hearing about
Speaker 1: your on again, off again relationship. That's really the only
Speaker 1: moment Sarah has in the whole show is being like,
Speaker 1: no one cares about our relationship anymore. It's like, we
Speaker 1: don't care. There's been too much of it. So I
Speaker 1: think Bill's sort of making fun of of the on again,
Speaker 1: off again UH stuff.
Speaker 3: But in all of it, everybody's so cute. But you
Speaker 3: know who takes the cake? Oh turkey, Carla.
Speaker 1: I mean, are you biased in that account?
Speaker 3: I am not. I don't think. I don't think.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's Joel, just facts.
Speaker 3: It's just it's just what it is, dude.
Speaker 1: Like, that's funny when you go I have to go
Speaker 1: check with my boss, and you run and make it
Speaker 1: look like you're running to Cox, but then you run
Speaker 1: to Carla.
Speaker 3: That's real life, man. That's how many and Casey are.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Casey is your boss. Are you afraid of her?
Speaker 4: I'm afraid of what she'll do to me. I'm not
Speaker 4: necessarily afraid of her. I'm afraid of what she can do.
Speaker 1: But do you ever about to make a decision and
Speaker 1: you're like, I'm gonna get in trouble with my wife
Speaker 1: if I make this decision.
Speaker 4: Yes, I am consistently saying to I say this in
Speaker 4: professional situations, like people will be like, do you think
Speaker 4: you're free to do this? To do this project in
Speaker 4: a couple of weeks, you know what. I need to
Speaker 4: talk to my wife about that first. But yeah, I
Speaker 4: think maybe. But I got to talk to her first
Speaker 4: because if she's like, no, you're not free, guess who's
Speaker 4: not free.
Speaker 3: Let's take a break.
Speaker 1: We'll be right back after these fine words. Now I
Speaker 1: have to confess you about this Sports Center thing. This
Speaker 1: is a true story. I had never heard this melody before,
Speaker 1: so this is real life, okay. JD joins Turk watching
Speaker 1: Sports Center. Turk says that he's watched it every day
Speaker 1: since he was ten years old, and JD says, so
Speaker 1: they just sit there and talk about sports, and Carla
Speaker 1: cackles because JD's a girl. Yeah, and then JD says,
Speaker 1: you's a dirty whore, which is pretty coming in here.
Speaker 4: Then okay, so but we should set it up though.
Speaker 4: Turk is complaining that he's surrounded by women. First, is
Speaker 4: he the new baby on the way, Carla, he's surrounded
Speaker 4: by women? Elliott always surrounded by women, And she goes, no,
Speaker 4: you're not. He goes, I'm surrounded by women. She goes,
Speaker 4: I guess. And then you walk in and you're like, hey,
Speaker 4: she gets the joke also, right, And from that moment on,
Speaker 4: everything JD says sounds like he's one of the women
Speaker 4: in church life.
Speaker 1: Right, And so he doesn't like that, and he calls
Speaker 1: her a dirty wore, and Turk says dude, and he goes, sorry,
Speaker 1: not dirty, and he goes, dude, sorry, not a whore. No, no, no, no,
Speaker 1: never heard it in my life before making this joke.
Speaker 1: So I am a messod actor and Bill. Bill found
Speaker 1: great glee in the fact that I had never heard
Speaker 1: this melody before. Do you watch ESPN every day?
Speaker 3: Donald, that's how you get your sports knowledge? Of course?
Speaker 1: Do you watch it every day?
Speaker 3: Yeah? I do watch it every day.
Speaker 1: Yes, I saw a bit of sports things that happened.
Speaker 1: It made it to my radar because it was such
Speaker 1: a major sports thing. This incredible baseball player stole second, third,
Speaker 1: and home in three pitches. Wow, you didn't know that,
Speaker 1: did you?
Speaker 3: I missed that one.
Speaker 1: Did you know that, Daniel? I did not? Actually, how
Speaker 1: do I know a major sports Yeah?
Speaker 2: This is not making sense.
Speaker 6: How because I would never watch baseball literally ever. But
Speaker 6: I came up on my threads feed the other day
Speaker 6: and I.
Speaker 1: Am, oh, so Joelle's dropping Threads feed like she's an
Speaker 1: early adopter.
Speaker 2: We're promoting a movie.
Speaker 3: Of course.
Speaker 2: I was like, a new application move.
Speaker 6: Also, it tracks all of your followers and I get
Speaker 6: to keep my check mark.
Speaker 3: What do you mean it tracks all of your phone? Sorry?
Speaker 1: Threads is the new Twitter.
Speaker 3: Please explain this to me, because I've heard of this ship.
Speaker 1: But I got a freeze, I got a few I
Speaker 1: got Mark Zuckerberg sees that Elon is on the ropes
Speaker 1: has become a cesspool, and he's like, I got something
Speaker 1: for you. It's Twitter, but it's on Instagram and it's
Speaker 1: called threads. Wait, and it becomes the most signed up
Speaker 1: for app in the history of apps overnight, and now
Speaker 1: it's I assume extraordinarily popular. And Joelle is dropping it
Speaker 1: like everybody knows it.
Speaker 6: One hundred million people are already on it. And the
Speaker 6: brilliant thing they did is like, so Twitter removed the
Speaker 6: check mark, which means you don't know who you're following.
Speaker 2: It's not veryfied. It's also totally screwed up the.
Speaker 6: Like commenting, so when you go to read the comments,
Speaker 6: it's whoever has paid, which makes them abysmal. You just
Speaker 6: don't want to read them, which reduces the time you're
Speaker 6: on Twitter. So now Twitter's dead. So Instagram was like, well,
Speaker 6: what if you could keep your entire Instagram following. Everyone
Speaker 6: you follow will automatically get uploaded into your new account,
Speaker 6: and anyone who follows you, if they sign up, will
Speaker 6: automatically just get like pinged, Like hey, you can just
Speaker 6: follow these people that you already know. Plus you can
Speaker 6: keep your verification if you're verified on there, so people
Speaker 6: can trust that it's actually you posting. And it runs
Speaker 6: just like old Twitter. It's like it's like we're on
Speaker 6: Twitter from three years ago. It's very bizarre.
Speaker 1: From Okay, I have a question first, I go, first,
Speaker 1: go go go. What prevents it from becoming a cess
Speaker 1: pool of hate liking on Musk's Twitter nothing.
Speaker 6: Well, yeah, that's hard. I mean, truly, it's no. Don't
Speaker 6: be sorry, because you're right, it's it's right now. We're
Speaker 6: sort of living in a very nice space. So far,
Speaker 6: it's been a very nice experience. Instagram does have some rules.
Speaker 1: You remember after nine to eleven in New York, nobody
Speaker 1: was honking for like a month.
Speaker 2: Yes I was there, but I had heard.
Speaker 1: Yeah, nobody honked for like a month. Everyone was kind.
Speaker 1: That sounds like threads, Yeah, this kind of word, and
Speaker 1: people are like, oh, it's nice.
Speaker 6: We found a home and I know who these people are,
Speaker 6: and so that's comforting. I will say that Instagram does
Speaker 6: have rules that Twitter has definitely abolished in the last
Speaker 6: so like you can't pose nudes, you can't.
Speaker 3: So like, I don't know how long this is gonna last.
Speaker 6: It's a little more family friendly. They're very like intense
Speaker 6: on like hate speech. So if they keep the rules
Speaker 6: and their moderators are there, then even if they might
Speaker 6: fare better longer than Twitter did, but we'll see.
Speaker 4: Is it true that if you sign up for threads
Speaker 4: and you decide, you know what, I don't want it anymore,
Speaker 4: you lose your Instagram account.
Speaker 2: That is correct.
Speaker 6: It is connected to your Instagram. So if you delete
Speaker 6: your Threads, you also delete your Instagram. So really be
Speaker 6: very careful before you sign up, because.
Speaker 4: I create can you create a threads and Instagram burner account,
Speaker 4: but then you don't get the followers.
Speaker 3: Don't get the followers.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm gonna wait and see. I'm gonna take a
Speaker 1: wait and see you approach because I'm trying to get
Speaker 1: off all of these things. I don't want to add another.
Speaker 1: I got off Twitter. I just twisted not healthy, and
Speaker 1: I was using it to promote a good person, and
Speaker 1: I once, once my promotion for that was done, I
Speaker 1: just took it off my phone. I do not find
Speaker 1: it a healthy place to be. I like Instagram still
Speaker 1: because it feels pretty friendly.
Speaker 3: Naw, that's just starting to get crazy too, though. Man.
Speaker 4: Instagram, Look, man, all you gotta do is look at
Speaker 4: one freaking girl in a bikini one time on Instagram
Speaker 4: and then all of a sudden, your fucking shit is flooded.
Speaker 1: It tells me you didn't look at one girl in
Speaker 1: a bikini.
Speaker 3: All I know is Casey walks by and she's like,
Speaker 3: what are you looking at? And I'm like Joe, I
Speaker 3: can't get this shit.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah right, But Casey's not an idiot. She knows
Speaker 1: that means you looked at ten girls in bikinis.
Speaker 3: No, no, no, no, no, just one, just one.
Speaker 1: It does overwhelm you. Like like, I've been looking at
Speaker 1: boats lately just because it's summer and I love boats.
Speaker 1: I love looking at big boats, and I just think
Speaker 1: they're so cool. And I've clicked on, like I probably
Speaker 1: clicked on maybe ten big ass yachts just to be like,
Speaker 1: check them out because I just think they're so rad.
Speaker 1: My feed is ninety nine percent big gas yachts, and
Speaker 1: I want to tell it like, guys, I'm kind of
Speaker 1: interested in it. I'm not one hundred percent like it
Speaker 1: overwhelms you.
Speaker 3: Yeah, no, it gets you.
Speaker 1: But in your case, it's women in bikinis. It's like,
Speaker 1: does your wife get mad when she looks at you
Speaker 1: and she sees that your whole feed is women in bikinis?
Speaker 1: Is she like what the fuck?
Speaker 5: No?
Speaker 3: Man, my wife.
Speaker 4: Look, man, you saw this whole thing that happened this
Speaker 4: weekend with Usher and Kiki Palmer and all of that stuff.
Speaker 1: I didn't really follow it. I didn't really follow it.
Speaker 4: But you know what I mean, Like, in all honesty,
Speaker 4: she was out having fun, and it's none of my
Speaker 4: business to be honest with you. So I really don't
Speaker 4: know how to comment on it. But apparently her husband
Speaker 4: or her baby daddy got a little jealous of the
Speaker 4: fact that she was out dancing on Usher.
Speaker 1: Girlfriend dancing on Usher.
Speaker 3: I don't, I don't. I don't listen. As long as
Speaker 3: she listened, as long as that's all that they're doing,
Speaker 3: and she's out having fun.
Speaker 1: With her friends.
Speaker 3: Usher, with your girl, Usher, you you're absolutely right. And
Speaker 3: if and if she and if she was and if
Speaker 3: she is that easily ready to leave with Usher, congratulations Usher,
Speaker 3: you gave her back to the city. You gave her
Speaker 3: back to the streets. Baby, way to go, baby. Like one.
Speaker 6: Man said that, uh, Usher is an ally in that
Speaker 6: U should just getting your girl ready to come back home.
Speaker 1: To you, to you, she's coming home with it.
Speaker 3: I can't damn.
Speaker 1: Ushers getting ready. I don't believe in that ship.
Speaker 8: I'm only going to say is if an artist makes
Speaker 8: sexy music, are they supposed to not perform it sexy?
Speaker 1: There's no standing up there and be like.
Speaker 4: I don't think dude was married. I don't think dude
Speaker 4: was married at Usher. I think dude was married at
Speaker 4: his at his of course, but like, but in my opinion,
Speaker 4: she looked like she was having a good time. That
Speaker 4: didn't look like there was anything crazy going on.
Speaker 1: Was I only saw a snippet of it. Wasn't he
Speaker 1: mad though? That her outfit was se through his part
Speaker 1: of it? Yeah, that's up, which is also I.
Speaker 3: Don't give a ship about that, either man or wife
Speaker 3: becoming Yeah, man, come on in.
Speaker 1: Your lys see through body suit grinding on usher.
Speaker 3: Oh gosh, that would be I would have a moment
Speaker 3: of my big hundred would I would have a moment
Speaker 3: of am I being cooked? It would be aler moment.
Speaker 6: He didn't grind she like he's tirl. She did a
Speaker 6: little twirl.
Speaker 3: She Ye, it wasn't like it wasn't like I'm not
Speaker 3: about to say it wasn't like she was all up
Speaker 3: on his deck, like just fucking grinding, Like, look at
Speaker 3: a different that's different.
Speaker 1: I didn't watch the video. I don't know what happened.
Speaker 1: It's very tame.
Speaker 2: To a giant audience.
Speaker 6: He comes down to Kiki, he grabs her hand, They
Speaker 6: do a little two step. He twirls her she giggles
Speaker 6: with her friends, and then he moves on.
Speaker 4: She knows she gets a chance to sing and everything
Speaker 4: like that too, like she she takes the moment. Well, no,
Speaker 4: it's because look, Kiki Palm is one of the most
Speaker 4: freak extented people on the planet.
Speaker 3: Exactly. Let's just be honest. Let's just let's just keep
Speaker 3: it one hundred right now. You want to get it.
Speaker 1: Oh, I didn't know we were keeping it one hundred.
Speaker 1: Let me, let's just keep it one.
Speaker 4: You want to talk about one of the most talented
Speaker 4: people on the planet right now, Kiki Palmer is one
Speaker 4: of them, you know what I mean. And so I
Speaker 4: should put the microphone in front of her face and
Speaker 4: dared her to sing, and guess what, Being one of
Speaker 4: the most talented people on the planet it, she was
Speaker 4: able to do that shit effortlessly and so like she
Speaker 4: took the moment and shined like one hundred percent with it.
Speaker 4: Whereas you know me, and now, if I were watching
Speaker 4: that ship, I'd be like, go on, girl, But that's
Speaker 4: just me, you know what I mean. And I know
Speaker 4: it's coming home later and I know that that's it's
Speaker 4: gonna be nasty too.
Speaker 1: You know what I mean, Hey on that. No, we're
Speaker 1: gonna take a quick break and we will be right
Speaker 1: back with more of the program you enjoy so much
Speaker 1: called fake doctors, real friends, eat these balls and we're
Speaker 1: we're okay. So sports Center the place for sports.
Speaker 3: And Center the place for sports, and.
Speaker 1: We actually got the Sports Center anchors. I understand. Those
Speaker 1: are the real people at the time to say that.
Speaker 3: Hannah's still there.
Speaker 1: The worst athlete in the world is JD. And then
Speaker 1: we cut the JD. He's got a natural Runner T shirt,
Speaker 1: holding a tennis racket, a baseball glove and has a
Speaker 1: football helmet on and is hitting himself with the helmet
Speaker 1: and says, I like wearing a helmet because I did.
Speaker 1: I can do this and it only hurts a little bit. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's JD's sports moment.
Speaker 3: Good, that's not even a sports moment.
Speaker 1: That's just like I've seen that as a meme a lot. Yeah,
Speaker 1: people like that, what.
Speaker 4: Like, I mean, let's keep it. Come on, man, Like
Speaker 4: you had a help, you had a helmet on, he
Speaker 4: had a tank tap.
Speaker 1: On, wasn't a seven top T shirt?
Speaker 3: Did you have one glasses? No, you didn't have protective glasses.
Speaker 1: On. No, you're saying we could have done more.
Speaker 3: I'm saying we could have gone a lot further. We
Speaker 3: could have I mean it was funny. Yeah, at the time,
Speaker 3: I remember laughing, really.
Speaker 1: Really really think you were there when we shot it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, No, I remember laughing for some reason.
Speaker 1: We were hanging out. Yeah, this part is very funny.
Speaker 1: When JD goes to watch Churk dough surgery through the
Speaker 1: glass and I remember, I improv this, this whole dough
Speaker 1: a deer thing. It's it's a deer. I go, no, no,
Speaker 1: it's dough. It's a deep dough. You know, do it's
Speaker 1: a deer?
Speaker 6: No?
Speaker 1: No, no, no, no no, because JD can. JD can
Speaker 1: relate to it through the sound of music.
Speaker 3: I love.
Speaker 1: That's the only way that the way that JD finds
Speaker 1: his key is that, no, it's dough. It's a deer,
Speaker 1: a deer, dough a deer.
Speaker 4: You know, my kids are asking about that movie recently,
Speaker 4: and I'm really excited for them to watch it.
Speaker 2: Sound of music.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm really excited for them to watch it.
Speaker 4: You know, that's one of the as a kid, do
Speaker 4: a Deer is That's one of the dopest songs ever,
Speaker 4: and then so long farewell and then rain drops on
Speaker 4: roses and whiskers on kitten, right, babe, like they just
Speaker 4: got some bops in that movie Paper. These are a
Speaker 4: few of my favorite.
Speaker 1: Must be careful because those Nazis come out of nowhere
Speaker 1: in that movie. You're like nazis. We were singing about
Speaker 1: a dough a deer.
Speaker 3: Right, and then all of a sudden they got to escape.
Speaker 1: You might you might want to show the kids the
Speaker 1: first part.
Speaker 3: Oh, that's what I did this weekend?
Speaker 1: What did you do?
Speaker 3: This was a mistake, and it wasn't a big mistake.
Speaker 3: It was actually a first of all, I showed the
Speaker 3: kids Forrest Gump. Oh my god, that Forrest Gump.
Speaker 1: Why is it bad?
Speaker 3: I don't recall this movie being so sad. Oh yeah,
Speaker 3: I recall it.
Speaker 4: I thought it was like I remember Forrest Gump being
Speaker 4: uplifting movie about a dude with special needs who's extremely
Speaker 4: lucky and smarter than you know you give him credit for,
Speaker 4: and you know, has one of the best lines ever,
Speaker 4: stupid is as stupid?
Speaker 3: Does you know what I mean? That movie? Everybody in
Speaker 3: his life dies, yeah, pretty much everybody for him to
Speaker 3: learn all of these great lessons and everything like that.
Speaker 3: He has to lose everyone.
Speaker 1: So were your kids traumatized by that?
Speaker 4: Myke's son couldn't go to bed last night talking two
Speaker 4: nights ago, talking about I don't want you guys to die.
Speaker 6: Oh.
Speaker 3: I was like, oh shit, that's what for. That's what
Speaker 3: PG thirteen means, right, Yeah, that's what PG thirteen.
Speaker 1: That's what happened to me with terms of endearment. My
Speaker 1: dad showed me Terms of Endearment about a mom saying
Speaker 1: goodbye to her kid because she's dying of cancer. And
Speaker 1: I was like, I was so traumatized.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's what is traumatizing.
Speaker 4: Oh my god, it's all trying. Look, dude, Rocos saw
Speaker 4: Bubba going before it even happened.
Speaker 3: Roco's like, oh, he was like He's like, Bubba's gonna die.
Speaker 3: And I was like, ah yeah, he was like oh
Speaker 3: and he starts crying. I'm like, oh shit, you know
Speaker 3: what I mean. Right around the time Bubba's starting to
Speaker 3: talk about you joined the you and me will create,
Speaker 3: will be a shrimping team, and we'll be doing all
Speaker 3: of that stuff together, Roco's like, oh shit, Bubba's gonna die.
Speaker 6: Yeah, wait, how did you soothe them though, like because
Speaker 6: eventually as something, he went to sleep.
Speaker 4: Yeah, well it took quite a bit. It was like
Speaker 4: one o'clock in the morning finally when he went to sleep.
Speaker 4: But it was a lot of cuddling and a lot
Speaker 4: of a lot of you know, trying to explain that
Speaker 4: death is a part of life, and you know, it's
Speaker 4: very difficult.
Speaker 3: You know, he's nine years old, and we showed him
Speaker 3: something that was maybe a little bit too. This was
Speaker 3: the lesson for us as parents too.
Speaker 4: You know, sometimes that PG thirteen warning isn't the you know,
Speaker 4: I look at PG. Thirteen and I'm thinking violentce. I'm thinking,
Speaker 4: you know, okay, something's gonna transform in. Maybe it's gonna
Speaker 4: maybe they'll say fuck one time or something like that.
Speaker 4: I wasn't expecting. I so halfway through it, I'm like,
Speaker 4: oh my god, this movie. I'm crying in the movie.
Speaker 4: And I remember watching the movie and being like, look
Speaker 4: how great this is shot.
Speaker 3: Look at the you know what I mean, back in
Speaker 3: the day thinking about it as a from a from
Speaker 3: a from an artistic you know, with Roco. I'm looking
Speaker 3: at now, I'm looking at it like, oh no, these
Speaker 3: events are about to happen, and I have to be
Speaker 3: ready to explain it, and it was difficult.
Speaker 1: It was very a good lessons, good lesson to parents
Speaker 1: to remember why there's a PG. Thirteen there, because because
Speaker 1: he was probably too young to be seen.
Speaker 4: He was way too young to be watching it, and
Speaker 4: I didn't I and I looked at it as oh,
Speaker 4: it's PG thirteen.
Speaker 3: It's not a problem thinking the war would be. The
Speaker 3: war would be, you know, Vietnam is all I gotta
Speaker 3: worry about.
Speaker 1: Right, Yeah? And it doesn't doesn't. The girlfriend die of AIDS?
Speaker 3: Yeah, she dies of AIDS.
Speaker 4: Yeah, dude, this is how old Forrest Gump is. Genny
Speaker 4: dies from AIDS. This is how old Forest Gump is,
Speaker 4: you know what I mean.
Speaker 1: I thought she was the most beautiful woman i'd ever seen, Jenny.
Speaker 3: What so did Forrest? She had the voice of an angel.
Speaker 3: You can say if you.
Speaker 1: Want, Oh that was so crazy. You were so stoic
Speaker 1: for a second.
Speaker 3: He's remembering the movie.
Speaker 1: That's why I remembering the movie and my feelings about Robin, right, Penn, Yes,
Speaker 1: all right.
Speaker 4: First's that's another thing. First time I ever saw her
Speaker 4: in the Princess Bride?
Speaker 3: Who is that? I want to know more, who is she?
Speaker 3: And and now she's like this bad ass, kick ass
Speaker 3: Amazonian like freaking like you know what I mean?
Speaker 4: You want to talk about fine wine right there? See
Speaker 4: you know aging like fine wine. That's one right there, man,
Speaker 4: Like for real, for real? She went from she went
Speaker 4: from damsel into distress to freaking kick ass superhero like
Speaker 4: you know what I mean? Like her evolution is amazing.
Speaker 4: She's president, dude.
Speaker 1: She went back to the TV show Scrubs. Donal you
Speaker 1: gotta get back to this. So, so the whole thing
Speaker 1: is Lady doesn't want to hold hands with the janitor,
Speaker 1: and this really gives him a panic attack because he
Speaker 1: thinks that she's gonna break up with him, because would
Speaker 1: why would this woman who has such a crush on
Speaker 1: and so into not want to hold his hand. Now,
Speaker 1: Cox and Jordan spend the entire time fucking with the
Speaker 1: janitor because they are mean and they are so happy
Speaker 1: to get in his head saying, oh my god, you're
Speaker 1: gonna get dumb. She doesn't want to hold your hand, Wow,
Speaker 1: you're screwed. And they're really enjoying that, and they have
Speaker 1: their own storyline because Jordan is livid that Cox is
Speaker 1: wearing his wedding ring.
Speaker 3: Which is.
Speaker 4: You know, when we first meet them, they're divorced. I
Speaker 4: thought they were married again. I had the I had
Speaker 4: for some reason, I thought they had gotten married again
Speaker 4: somewhere in this whole me too.
Speaker 1: But they say they just they just start together without
Speaker 1: being married, right, They never got remarried.
Speaker 3: They never got remarried.
Speaker 1: But he put it on because he's feeling close to
Speaker 1: her and he loves her, and she is like, get
Speaker 1: that off your what is wrong with you? You know,
Speaker 1: because they have this, you know, this sort of this
Speaker 1: this sort of mean spirited banter where they tease each other,
Speaker 1: oh like crazy.
Speaker 4: What it really boils down to is that Jordan loves
Speaker 4: what's going on with them, and this is probably what
Speaker 4: she's wanted the whole time. Why couldn't they you know,
Speaker 4: she's probably in her mind thinking, why couldn't our marriage
Speaker 4: have been like this? Where I get to be me,
Speaker 4: he gets to be him, We get to do the
Speaker 4: things that we do and enjoy each other the way
Speaker 4: we were supposed to. And then he puts the ring
Speaker 4: on and she's like, wait a second, dude, Now all
Speaker 4: of this pressure is going to be back and added
Speaker 4: on again.
Speaker 3: You know what I mean. It's didn't work before.
Speaker 4: Remember we did this before and didn't work, and we
Speaker 4: hated each other for a really long time. I don't
Speaker 4: know if this is a good idea, and he's like, well,
Speaker 4: I feel good about it. It makes me feel wonderful, right.
Speaker 1: She keeps telling him to take it off. She doesn't
Speaker 1: want that fucking ring. And so there's this theme of
Speaker 1: hands in the episode, a motif because the janitor can't
Speaker 1: hold lady's hand, there's the ring on Cox's hand, and
Speaker 1: Turk is in a position where he has to tell
Speaker 1: the parents of a young man that there's a good
Speaker 1: chance he may be paralyzed, and he doesn't know how
Speaker 1: to do it, and JD is coaching him, saying, listen,
Speaker 1: don't give them false hope. Okay, don't give them false hope.
Speaker 1: Go in there. This is very hard to do. But
Speaker 1: if you feel yourself starting to cry, think of the
Speaker 1: gopher dancing at the end of Caddish.
Speaker 4: We should start this off by the whole sports Center
Speaker 4: theme is also we should have this kind of buried
Speaker 4: the lead here. The sports center theme is because of
Speaker 4: at the time, a kid who played football had gotten
Speaker 4: injured in a football collision or accident or something like that,
Speaker 4: and they use cold therapy to fuse his spine back
Speaker 4: together or something like that.
Speaker 1: I don't know if it's fuse's spine, but somehow some
Speaker 1: sort of cold therapy helped him or be paralyzed.
Speaker 4: Right, or it took the it took the inflammation down
Speaker 4: or something like that. And so, you know, this automatically
Speaker 4: made me think of DeMar Hamlin. Didn't make you think
Speaker 4: of that, like right away, Like when I was watching this,
Speaker 4: I was like, wow, the times of you know, football
Speaker 4: is this is my I love football, but that's one
Speaker 4: of the most dangerous things I've ever seen in my life.
Speaker 3: Man Like, for real, for real, man Like, what is
Speaker 3: this ten years ago?
Speaker 4: Somebody loses you know, loses their their ability to walk
Speaker 4: in stuff like that for a bit, and then here
Speaker 4: we go ten fifteen years later and another freak accident
Speaker 4: where a dude has a heart attack because he.
Speaker 3: Was hit so hard in the chest. You know what
Speaker 3: I mean.
Speaker 4: It's a dangerous I love watching it, don't get it twisted.
Speaker 4: I enjoy I enjoy it, but not my kid.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I feel you. I feel you. If I had
Speaker 1: my dog will not be playing football. I I don't Billy, No,
Speaker 1: I don't care how much she wants to. So of
Speaker 1: course Turk fucks it up, and we see that he
Speaker 1: starts to cry and get emotional and he and he
Speaker 1: starts to do the Caddy Shack Gopher.
Speaker 3: Dance right, and JS like not go yeah.
Speaker 1: JD's like, don't do the go for dance, don't do
Speaker 1: the gopher dance. And of course Turk does do the
Speaker 1: gopher dance. I'm an idiot. But he ends up giving
Speaker 1: him false hope.
Speaker 3: Well, well, no, I don't know how false the hope is.
Speaker 1: Turkey Turk gets an idea from a sports center and
Speaker 1: he runs down to ask his boss, Carla, if if
Speaker 1: he should go for it, if he should try this
Speaker 1: experimental treatment that, you know, if it doesn't go right,
Speaker 1: they could they could be and he could be in trouble.
Speaker 1: They could he could be sued. And Carla says, what
Speaker 1: would you do if it was our son? And he said,
Speaker 1: this is what I do, And she says, well, then
Speaker 1: do that.
Speaker 4: That's the most realist answer ever, What would you do
Speaker 4: if it was our kids? I'd do everything I could, right, think,
Speaker 4: you know, I think you know what the answer is,
Speaker 4: and he goes and doesn't. Now, this is where it
Speaker 4: gets infity dippity. That's it's just available. This experimental therapy
Speaker 4: is just available in Sacred Heart.
Speaker 1: Uh that's a good point. I don't know. It comes
Speaker 1: out of nowhere. Turk gets access to it pretty quickly.
Speaker 3: Yeah, like it's nothing.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Now the janitor is holding hands with Todd and
Speaker 1: Zeltzer because he wants to show them that it's not
Speaker 1: a big deal to hold hands because he's he's in
Speaker 1: the spiral about this handholding thing.
Speaker 3: Those are the wrong two people to hold hands with them.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Todd calls DIBs on lady, even though he doesn't
Speaker 1: know who she is DIBs And then Zeltzer reports that
Speaker 1: he wanted to tell his wife that she was the one,
Speaker 1: but at the time he had a rubber ball a
Speaker 1: gag in his mouth.
Speaker 4: Yeah, because they were sitting they were staring at each
Speaker 4: other in front of a.
Speaker 1: Fire, right, and he wanted to tell her how much.
Speaker 4: That's when he realized he was so much in love
Speaker 4: with her, and he would have told her if he
Speaker 4: didn't have a ball.
Speaker 1: Dag in his mouth. Also, I forgot I skipped over
Speaker 1: when Turk does the gopher dance. He's laughing, and he says, look,
Speaker 1: there's a ninety percent chance that that gopher was a puppet. Yeah,
Speaker 1: Turk thinks that there's still a ten percent chance that
Speaker 1: that was a real gofriend.
Speaker 3: Let's take a break.
Speaker 1: We'll be right back after these fine words. Kelso thinks
Speaker 1: it's hilarious that the janitor is getting dumped, and and
Speaker 1: that's the end of of the of the act. And
Speaker 1: when we come back, someone says, I like to drive
Speaker 1: my points home with a lie. Who's that?
Speaker 3: Oh you say that all right?
Speaker 1: Which is which is Bill Lawrence? By the way, Bill
Speaker 1: Lawrence is famous for driving, He's one.
Speaker 3: Of the best, but he's he's famous for driving his
Speaker 3: points home with the lie. But the lie is always
Speaker 3: so much better than what reality was at that moment.
Speaker 1: If you know so long enough, you will hear the
Speaker 1: evolution of a story to like to the point where
Speaker 1: it's nowhere near what happened.
Speaker 4: It's my favorite one, my favorite one. And we might
Speaker 4: have to cut this. I'll ask him. We'll ask him
Speaker 4: if we have to cut this, though, is so? His
Speaker 4: youngest son recently got caught taking the car out right,
Speaker 4: and Bill finally he realized, oh shit, the car's missing,
Speaker 4: and so before he calls the cops, he calls his
Speaker 4: son and it's like, hey, do you have the car.
Speaker 4: He's like, you have the car and you're in on
Speaker 4: Sunset Boulevard right now, bring the car home, and Henry goes,
Speaker 4: hold up, I just have to pay. We just have
Speaker 4: to finish paying for lunch.
Speaker 1: That's the real story.
Speaker 3: No, that's not the real story, the real story, and
Speaker 3: so he's like, so now I have to punish Henry.
Speaker 3: The real story is when he called Henry was up
Speaker 3: the block with the car and was like, Okay, I'm
Speaker 3: on my way back right now, don't be mad.
Speaker 1: Well, all I know is that Bill's stories always get
Speaker 1: super exaggerated. And then you know, there's the story I've
Speaker 1: told before when on this podcast, but it's one of
Speaker 1: my favorite Bill stories. Is when I was editing my
Speaker 1: episode and I said to him, don't cut that joke.
Speaker 1: That joke's so funny, and he goes, I showed that
Speaker 1: joke to Christa and she didn't even understand what the
Speaker 1: hell it meant. And I was like, oh, okay, I
Speaker 1: guess all right, fine cut it. And then like a
Speaker 1: week later, I saw Christa and I was like, you
Speaker 1: didn't think that joke was funny? She goes, you honestly
Speaker 1: think that. I'm home watching rough cuts of scrubbs.
Speaker 3: He's the best at it, though.
Speaker 7: Man.
Speaker 3: His stories, like he like he tells stories. And you're like, man,
Speaker 3: that's a fucking good story, dude, I gotta remember that.
Speaker 1: And you'll even know that it's the exaggerated version. But
Speaker 1: you're like, it's so good. I don't mind just telling it.
Speaker 3: I don't care. I just go ahead, go ahead, okay. Oh.
Speaker 1: The Joendre says that he never wants to have kids.
Speaker 1: He just wants to adopt a really short old guy.
Speaker 3: Now, let's be honest. Yes, little short old men are cute.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but I don't want to I don't want to
Speaker 1: have to feed one.
Speaker 3: You don't want to have to change one's diapers when
Speaker 3: it boils down to because that's a massive dudeo.
Speaker 1: Right. And then an old guy walks by him and
Speaker 1: and uh in the cafeteria and he says, you got
Speaker 1: a daddy. He goes, you got a papa, and the
Speaker 1: guy shakes his head. And then the janitor journals of
Speaker 1: the group and says, just windows shop.
Speaker 4: Window, shopping for old people. Nobody cares about JD and
Speaker 4: Elliott dating.
Speaker 5: Man.
Speaker 1: No, they're over it. Everybody's over it.
Speaker 3: And I was over it too when they would I'm
Speaker 3: over it too, to be honest with It's sort of
Speaker 3: like it is like Ross and Rachel Man by season eight,
Speaker 3: I don't give a shit anymore.
Speaker 1: Everybody's over it. By the way, A little funny thing here,
Speaker 1: scrubs Wicki pointed out is that JD has a memory
Speaker 1: of telling Turk about the first time he met Elliott.
Speaker 1: And again there's all this talk about her having a
Speaker 1: flat butt just like JD likes him and all this stuff.
Speaker 1: But that's bullshit because we the audience witnessed the first
Speaker 1: time Elliott was met by j D and Turk and
Speaker 1: to go together, and there was a misspac man machine.
Speaker 1: I don't think that's a and Turk goes, she goes, yeah,
Speaker 1: don't do that.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, well.
Speaker 1: I thought that. I thought that when I saw it,
Speaker 1: and then scrubs Wiki confirmed it.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we learned that ladies germaphobe. That's why she doesn't
Speaker 1: want to hold his hand. She finally comes clean. She's
Speaker 1: never told anyone, but she likes the janitor so much
Speaker 1: she wants to be seen as her true, honest self,
Speaker 1: and so she comes clean and says, I am a germaphobe.
Speaker 3: And he immediately judges her and calls her weird. Was
Speaker 3: he yeah, you're weird, You're weird, and then immediate with
Speaker 3: I like that, I like.
Speaker 1: That, yes, And he warns her immediately that the table
Speaker 1: she's touching is covered with germs. Probably he's the janitor
Speaker 1: and he never cleans anything.
Speaker 3: Never, but he doesn't want her that he's beyond weird.
Speaker 1: Well that's why they like each other. I think they're
Speaker 1: both weird.
Speaker 6: I think she might be beyond weird too, because she said,
Speaker 6: you're the spitting image of my father.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, right.
Speaker 4: My therapist says that maybe I'm attracted to you because
Speaker 4: you're in, you know, the cleaning service, and you're a
Speaker 4: spitting image of my dad.
Speaker 3: But that's nothing that I mean.
Speaker 1: That's another scribs wiki moment is that when we first
Speaker 1: see Lady in whatever episode it is, she's holding hands
Speaker 1: with the janitor. So that's bullshit. And then in the
Speaker 1: end Jordan acquiesces and puts on her own wedding ring.
Speaker 2: I cried, you cried.
Speaker 3: I thought it was a retally beautiful that was really cute.
Speaker 6: She's so Jordan is like so uncomfortable with being vulnerable,
Speaker 6: which is why she's so fucking funny. Like she makes
Speaker 6: sure nobody can get to her. She'll just destroy you first.
Speaker 6: And I think to Donald's earlier point, like they had
Speaker 6: all this bad stuff about their men. She's very happy
Speaker 6: with where she's as she's at the top episode, she's
Speaker 6: going around firing people in the name of her husband.
Speaker 6: She's just like she's comfortable, and so this change really
Speaker 6: scared her and she talks the whole time about how
Speaker 6: she's just gonna like I'll just nag Perry until he
Speaker 6: decides to take it off or whatever. But in the
Speaker 6: end she's like she just accepts his love, and it's
Speaker 6: so beautiful. She like allows herself to be vulnerable. And
Speaker 6: I also just think it's the idea of on a
Speaker 6: wedding ring, not as a performative actor because of what
Speaker 6: you're supposed to do, but like this is almost their wedding,
Speaker 6: Like it's.
Speaker 4: It's makes me feel it made her feel good, it
Speaker 4: made him feel good to be connected to her through
Speaker 4: this ring, this bond.
Speaker 3: It's not for anybody else.
Speaker 4: I'm not putting this on to show everybody else that,
Speaker 4: you know, he made a joke about it being to
Speaker 4: you know, steer away cougars or whatever it was and
Speaker 4: stuff like that, but it's really it had nothing to
Speaker 4: do with any of that. It's just the fact when
Speaker 4: I put this on, it makes me feel good to
Speaker 4: know that it's connected to you in some way. And
Speaker 4: that was pretty awesome. That was a that was a
Speaker 4: great moment. Like the evolution of Cox and Jordan is
Speaker 4: really good, you know, like it starts with it starts
Speaker 4: with her sleeping with JD and then turns into like
Speaker 4: this real, real, real, real deep relationship. Like you know,
Speaker 4: I know a lot of people that would prefer not
Speaker 4: to be married and not to have to have that
Speaker 4: pressure put on them and still have children and still
Speaker 4: do all of the things that a family would do,
Speaker 4: but just not have that that I belonged to you,
Speaker 4: you belonged to me, uh uh stamp on it, which
Speaker 4: marriage does.
Speaker 1: Well. They found a way to be with each other
Speaker 1: and it is it is romantic in their own wacky way.
Speaker 1: And the cold therapy seems like it helps, it doesn't.
Speaker 1: It doesn't resolve that. It seems like it's fixed everything.
Speaker 1: But it looks like it's it's it's uh, it's it's positive.
Speaker 1: His fingers going back to the hand that his fingers
Speaker 1: start to move.
Speaker 3: Do you remember when Christopher Reib moved his finger?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 3: I do. Do you remember that, Joel?
Speaker 2: I don't know if I was still live yet?
Speaker 3: I remember it. You said, Joel, live yet, Joel, you
Speaker 3: weren't alive when Christopher Reib was walking.
Speaker 2: I don't remember him walking, to be honest.
Speaker 6: I just I know Chris fy Rees from the Superman
Speaker 6: movies that didn't follow like as a kid, I wasn't following.
Speaker 8: Incident May twenty seventh, nineteen ninety five. So we were
Speaker 8: definitely alive for sure.
Speaker 1: But yeah, we were not paying attention at that point.
Speaker 3: Wow, I was just out a I was out of
Speaker 3: high school for three years.
Speaker 4: I knew him and Dana. Actually I did a play
Speaker 4: with Dana. I did a play with Dana called The
Speaker 4: Prince and the Pauper, directed by Elizabeth Suados off Broadway.
Speaker 3: Jesse L. Martin was in it. Dan Finnerty from the
Speaker 3: Dan Band myself like and Dana Reeves was one of
Speaker 3: the actresses in the show, and Christopher Reeve would come by,
Speaker 3: and this was when you know, when you met me, Zach,
Speaker 3: you know how much of a fan of Superman I was,
Speaker 3: Like I had a tattoo.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he had a Superman tattoo that he's slowly trying
Speaker 1: to laser off. But you haven't had a laser session
Speaker 1: in a long time.
Speaker 4: In a while, No, not in a while. But I
Speaker 4: had a necklace when I was younger, like all types
Speaker 4: of things, like I looked up to the character Superman,
Speaker 4: and so for him to be there and watch us
Speaker 4: rehearse and give notes to us and everything like that,
Speaker 4: because I thought he was an amazing the actor also
Speaker 4: not just a Superman, but like he'd done so many other.
Speaker 1: He was an accomplished theater actor, as I recall.
Speaker 3: But he also did some really great uh movies like
Speaker 3: once in Once in Time I think it is with
Speaker 3: him and and uh, I think it's Jane Seymour where
Speaker 3: he goes back in time. Uh in a hotel. He
Speaker 3: goes to a hotel and goes back in time. What
Speaker 3: was it? What was the one that he did with
Speaker 3: Michael Caine? Death Death What death Wish?
Speaker 5: Which?
Speaker 3: What what what not? Death Wish? Oh Man? The one
Speaker 3: that he did with Michael Caine that was based on
Speaker 3: a play.
Speaker 1: I don't know, you don't know, wow, But do you
Speaker 1: think of Christopher Reeve when you think about horseback riding?
Speaker 1: Because I I I would like to learn how to
Speaker 1: ride a horse. But I I have to admit that
Speaker 1: that I always think of him. And I know I
Speaker 1: ride a motorcycle, so that's that's even more dangerous. But
Speaker 1: I I it always has stopped me a little bit
Speaker 1: from from doing it.
Speaker 3: I'm a were asking. I remember when I met William Shatner.
Speaker 3: He was in a wheelchair and I was like, what
Speaker 3: are you doing in a wheelchair? Bro?
Speaker 4: And he was like, I was riding a horse and
Speaker 4: it threw me off and I broke my legs riding
Speaker 4: a horse. Yeah, and so now I'm in a wheelchair
Speaker 4: and this dude's like seventy something at the time.
Speaker 3: And I remember in my mind thinking, these are reasons
Speaker 3: why I never took up horseback riding because of one
Speaker 3: Christopher Reeve.
Speaker 1: And I know, but I love horses. Every time I
Speaker 1: see them, I think how fun it would be to
Speaker 1: be able to ride it. Maybe if I just maybe
Speaker 1: it's just in slowly.
Speaker 3: I don't ski because of Sonny Bono.
Speaker 4: You know what I mean, like word life, Like these
Speaker 4: are real things, dude, Like this is not These are not.
Speaker 6: Fun as hell.
Speaker 3: Hold on, it's different though. Horseback riding on the trail
Speaker 3: with the guide in Mexico or in Hawaii, that's something different.
Speaker 3: Freaking jumping over.
Speaker 2: Ship you're not talking about that.
Speaker 3: That's what he was doing though.
Speaker 6: Yeah, but that's what I'm saying, like just riding a horse,
Speaker 6: you know, like I've rid out of the beach of Aruba.
Speaker 1: That was fun.
Speaker 2: I like the camp stuff. That's totally different.
Speaker 4: Yeah, Like like like I don't like Zach you know
Speaker 4: how you have your pilot's license and everything like that. Yeah,
Speaker 4: when John Denver went down in that plane, I was like,
Speaker 4: I'm not going to fly a plane.
Speaker 3: I'll do it in the movies.
Speaker 4: Like that's how I look. It wasn't a glider, it
Speaker 4: was a plane. It was a it was a it
Speaker 4: was a it was a.
Speaker 1: It was experimental at least what was it? Can you
Speaker 1: look it uptown? He didn't for what A lot of
Speaker 1: a lot of people obviously obviously a lot of people
Speaker 1: dyeing plane crashes. There was just one in southern California. Yeah,
Speaker 1: how would you John would kind of craft? Did John
Speaker 1: Denver die?
Speaker 4: And but I've seen those planes before, I've seen I've
Speaker 4: seen it before, though I think I've seen since then.
Speaker 1: Yes, of course flying is dangerous, Donald, of course it is.
Speaker 1: All of this is.
Speaker 6: About Adrian Davis Long Easy. It's an experimental.
Speaker 1: I knew it was an experiment to play. Not not
Speaker 1: that people don't not that people don't die in regular plans,
Speaker 1: but for what it's worth for the story, it was
Speaker 1: an experiment, experimental category amateur built Long Easy plane kit
Speaker 1: and five five five JD. Yeah, he like built it.
Speaker 2: Wild.
Speaker 6: The movie we're thinking of, Donald was death Trap from
Speaker 6: nineteen eighty two.
Speaker 3: Yes, very trap.
Speaker 1: Yes, all right, let's take a break. We'll be right
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Speaker 6: Okay, guys, we've got a letter from Katie m. She says, salutations,
Speaker 6: Real Friends. I love the pod and have enjoyed every episode.
Speaker 2: Thanks Katie.
Speaker 6: This podcast showed me I love Broadway. Donald and Zach,
Speaker 6: you have always speak and sing so lovingly at Broadway shows.
Speaker 6: I knew I had to give them a try. I
Speaker 6: am proud of I saw Mulan Rouge twice. Kat's Wicked,
Speaker 6: Hamilton Lame is sadly not with Preston and Beatlejuice. Thank
Speaker 6: you for having preston On. I loved behind the scenes.
Speaker 1: Wow, that's so cool a Broadway convert. Donald, We've done
Speaker 1: our work here.
Speaker 3: I can't believe it. It's a lot of shows that
Speaker 3: I never thought. She spent a lot of money too.
Speaker 1: She did spend a lot of money.
Speaker 7: Wow.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I think that lady has some disposable income.
Speaker 3: She is out and about.
Speaker 1: Well, that's great and I love it. Also, if you
Speaker 1: want to go see Broadway and you want to save
Speaker 1: some money, there's a thing in the center of Times
Speaker 1: Square called the t k TS Booth, And what you
Speaker 1: do is you get online there and when the shows
Speaker 1: haven't sold all their tickets, they give them to the
Speaker 1: TKTS Booth and sell them at half off. So you
Speaker 1: just have to be open to seeing what's available. My
Speaker 1: father used to do this all the time. We would
Speaker 1: just get in line and then when you get up
Speaker 1: to the front, they're like here's what we have and
Speaker 1: it's half off, and then you go see whatever they
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Speaker 1: the shows in a discounted way.
Speaker 6: Yes, And if your city has a Broadway type space,
Speaker 6: they probably have one of these two. You can go
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Speaker 1: There you go and like, you know, yeah, and also
Speaker 1: keep your eyes out for tours that come through because
Speaker 1: if you, you know, if you live in a major city,
Speaker 1: odds are that a Broadway tour is going to come
Speaker 1: through and you can see a lot of these shows
Speaker 1: in your town.
Speaker 2: I'm seeing the new Betty Boop musical next week. I'm
Speaker 2: so excited.
Speaker 1: Betty Boop.
Speaker 6: Yes, we call black Betty Boop the traditional Betty Boo musical.
Speaker 3: I agree Betty Boop was black.
Speaker 1: She was.
Speaker 3: Yeah, the original Betty Boop was black, but drawn as
Speaker 3: a drawn as a white white woman.
Speaker 2: Interested she's based off of a black performer.
Speaker 8: Ah, I mean that that tracks mm hmm.
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