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Speaker 1: And third, all of it goes to charity. Okay, not
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Speaker 3: Believe me, I.
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Speaker 3: That's good.
Speaker 2: That's good. You go wait watching. Let's start the podcast.
Speaker 5: Did you know Amazon makes one point four billion dollars
Speaker 5: in revenue per day?
Speaker 2: No, not a day.
Speaker 6: You know.
Speaker 2: I need to open the app and give it more money.
Speaker 4: That is not enough, thank you.
Speaker 3: I just ordered twenty hangers last night.
Speaker 2: No wonder if your employees aren't getting enough raises.
Speaker 5: It's Brook and Jeffrey in the morning, which means since
Speaker 5: I started talking about twenty seconds ago, they've made half
Speaker 5: a million dollars.
Speaker 2: What I don't do I would help them out.
Speaker 5: Well, they're literally taking over the world selling just about anything.
Speaker 5: And yeah, I say just about because there's a few
Speaker 5: things that they're not selling until now. Because if you.
Speaker 2: Tell me that kidneys are on the list now, I
Speaker 2: don't know how I'm gonna.
Speaker 5: Feel about it. We're not into black market Amazon quite yet,
Speaker 5: but coming soon we will. You will be able to
Speaker 5: log onto their website or their app and buy a car.
Speaker 2: What car?
Speaker 5: Amazon is about to add cars in s u vs
Speaker 5: to its huge roster of craps that you can buy
Speaker 5: at the click of a button.
Speaker 2: Two days delivery. Are we still getting prime on this?
Speaker 7: Oh?
Speaker 2: Are they gonna have a team of drones deliver it?
Speaker 5: Well, they just came to an agreement with Hyundai, the
Speaker 5: South Korean automaker, and it's not like it's going to
Speaker 5: be delivered to your front door in one of their
Speaker 5: Brave aands or anything. Once you've selected your vehicle that
Speaker 5: you want, you have to go pick up your car
Speaker 5: at a dealership hip, just like any other customer would
Speaker 5: have to do. So that is kind of disappointing. They're
Speaker 5: not droning it over right to your housework and stuff.
Speaker 4: Yeah, well, I mean my mom has been buying cars
Speaker 4: on eBay for years.
Speaker 5: Well, Amazon does see this working out extremely well with
Speaker 5: lots of other car companies too, because they have such
Speaker 5: an enormous reach all over the world.
Speaker 4: Yeah, negotiate anything like, you just have to take it
Speaker 4: for what.
Speaker 6: It is or not.
Speaker 5: Everybody wants to lowball people, then you should not be
Speaker 5: buying a car.
Speaker 2: You should always be lowballing.
Speaker 5: But we do a lot of partnerships on this show.
Speaker 5: Maybe we'll do some sort of contest in the future
Speaker 5: where Brooke buys a car for a listener and then
Speaker 5: Alexis drives it to their house. If it makes.
Speaker 8: Direct cars for ever has thirty day returns though, so
Speaker 8: we can take that back.
Speaker 5: Look for that contest coming soon. Now, let's get into
Speaker 5: your shot collar question of the day and send it
Speaker 5: on over to digit old Jake.
Speaker 3: After doing this trivia game for a little less than
Speaker 3: a month now, we asked Alexis off the air to
Speaker 3: tell us how the experience has been for her so far,
Speaker 3: and here are the three main things she had to
Speaker 3: say about it. For me, she said, Number one, I
Speaker 3: feel like I wasted my life going to school for nothing.
Speaker 3: Number two, I feel like I have memory issues. You
Speaker 3: need to get on meds too.
Speaker 2: You're to like fish oil.
Speaker 4: Okay, yeah, I don't know if you remember that, right,
Speaker 4: she doesn't remember.
Speaker 3: And number three, I don't know if I actually know
Speaker 3: anything anymore. And I'm not strong in any category in
Speaker 3: any trivia of anything ever.
Speaker 2: Oh no, I feel like this is so fun.
Speaker 3: I love this. Her confidence is at an all time high,
Speaker 3: and I'm really excited to see how she does today
Speaker 3: on the show. Oh my goodness, what was that?
Speaker 5: But I can't believe this.
Speaker 3: Brook Fox is generously offering yourself up is tribute boy.
Speaker 3: She wants to take over the game, at least for
Speaker 3: one day to ease your pain. Alexis. Wow, it's it's
Speaker 3: either that or just prove how much better she is
Speaker 3: than you.
Speaker 4: Don't know that if it makes you feel better. I
Speaker 4: did ask my nine year old last night what comes
Speaker 4: between T and B and she couldn't answer.
Speaker 3: Yes, Alexis, would you like to say thank you to
Speaker 3: your radio mother?
Speaker 6: I have.
Speaker 2: Older sister.
Speaker 3: Stop it, you, guys, I can't believe it. In a
Speaker 3: shocking and unexpected twist of events, instead of three and
Speaker 3: a half seconds with Alexis, we're going to be doing
Speaker 3: three and a half seconds with brook Fox. Wow, oh
Speaker 3: my gosh. So today, just like we did for Alexis,
Speaker 3: we googled three words to find these questions. Easiest trivia ever.
Speaker 2: Oh you're gonna give me easy ones.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's brook You're only going to have three and
Speaker 3: a half seconds to answer them.
Speaker 5: Okay, Brook, why are you look nervous? Nervous those things?
Speaker 4: And if you get it wrong and you end up
Speaker 4: dumber than alex that is that I want on my resume.
Speaker 5: Alexis, how does that make you feel earlier?
Speaker 2: Don't call me mother again.
Speaker 3: Let's start with Alexis. Your category for brook Is Disney
Speaker 3: movies on her against.
Speaker 2: Her Disney movies.
Speaker 8: I think Brooks seen them all, like most of them.
Speaker 8: You watch it with your kids, and you know you
Speaker 8: believed in me a lot, Brooks. So I'm going to
Speaker 8: return the favor and say I think she'll get it right.
Speaker 3: Alexis is betting on brook Here's your question. Which popular
Speaker 3: Disney film has a main villain named Clayton.
Speaker 2: Clayton is the villain of hun Clayton.
Speaker 3: I've never even Clayton is the main villain from Tarzan Saw.
Speaker 3: He's the poacher who's trying to get there. You never
Speaker 3: saw Tarzan.
Speaker 4: I missed a period between college and my children where
Speaker 4: I didn't see any Disney movie.
Speaker 5: She was rooting for the gorillas to die.
Speaker 3: My close personal friend Phil Collins would hate to hear
Speaker 3: he needed the score Alexa's you're getting shocked for the
Speaker 3: first time ever in the three and a half seconds game.
Speaker 3: Remember we googled easiest trivia ever to find these questions.
Speaker 3: You shouldn't have any problems answered that. We're on to Jeffrey. Jeffrey,
Speaker 3: your category is Greek mythology. You're betting on her or
Speaker 3: against her sucks.
Speaker 5: Brooke was born just after the Greek Empire, so it
Speaker 5: would have been so close the night. I'm gonna say
Speaker 5: she was born a few years earlier. She would have
Speaker 5: got this right. But now she's gonna she's gonna bomb this.
Speaker 3: I think Jeffrey's betting against her. Your question Brook in
Speaker 3: Greek mythology, who was the queen of the underworld and
Speaker 3: the wife of Hades?
Speaker 4: Oh, the wife of Hades is Satan.
Speaker 3: Brook. That's incorrect. We're looking for Pasephonephony, but he's.
Speaker 2: Not the easiest.
Speaker 4: Everett, an year old tonight.
Speaker 5: I bet she gets it right.
Speaker 3: That Jeffrey, you bet against her, she got it wrong. Finally,
Speaker 3: we're on the Jose. Your category is the Hunger Games
Speaker 3: the actual sound effect we played a forest?
Speaker 9: Brook?
Speaker 3: Yes, she should know this because she has volunteered as
Speaker 3: tribute for this game show, so it should be a no.
Speaker 8: Brainers Back the day recently and Brooke told me she
Speaker 8: had never seen Hunger Games.
Speaker 1: She's read the book.
Speaker 2: Yeah, just one of them. It wasn't enough to keep
Speaker 2: me going.
Speaker 5: He Games book.
Speaker 2: It was like I was telling them.
Speaker 4: It was when I was on like a young adult
Speaker 4: novel Kick after Twilight, and I was like, I can't
Speaker 4: do this anymore.
Speaker 5: Brook's not comment in her movie knowledge. I'm gonna say.
Speaker 3: No, I'm sure against her.
Speaker 5: I hope you get it right though, Brook. Brooke, here's your.
Speaker 3: Question in the story. What's the minimum age you have
Speaker 3: to be in order to enter the Hunger Games drawing?
Speaker 2: To enter the Hunger Games ran, you have to be fifteen.
Speaker 3: I'm so sorry, Brook, you gotta be age twelve, the
Speaker 3: same age level you have to be to get these
Speaker 3: trivia questions.
Speaker 2: I was twelve when I got it right there.
Speaker 5: Okay, zero for three on her trivia answers six.
Speaker 2: Graders out there to be in the Hunger Games.
Speaker 3: Watch the movie Broke.
Speaker 5: Yeah, all right, Alexis is the only one who put
Speaker 5: faith in brook and that came back to bite her
Speaker 5: because she's getting shocked and somebody wanted to hear thinking
Speaker 5: out loud by Ed Sheering.
Speaker 2: So honey, now take me into your love and r
Speaker 2: under the light of a thousand stars.
Speaker 5: I forgot how that sounds like. Yeah, she had trouble
Speaker 5: reading it. All right, You've never give Lexis a hard
Speaker 5: time for this game ever again, I still will. That's
Speaker 5: your shockcolar question.
Speaker 6: To day freaking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 5: What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas? Oh yeah, just
Speaker 5: like what happens in the middle stall of truck stop
Speaker 5: forty seven stays in the middle star the truck stopped
Speaker 5: forty seven, as like ring that's the agreement that we had.
Speaker 2: You bring it up so much that it's never actually
Speaker 2: stayed there.
Speaker 5: They still don't know what happened. Yeah, And for the
Speaker 5: woman on the phone today, that was also her motto.
Speaker 5: What happened on her honeymoon in Italy stayed in Italy.
Speaker 5: Trust not the truck stop Italian vacation until today because
Speaker 5: her and her husband haven't told anybody what really happened
Speaker 5: twelve years ago back in Venice because she thought it
Speaker 5: could have gotten her find or even worse, arrested. But
Speaker 5: now she just wants to clear a conscience and finally
Speaker 5: make things right. In a brand new mass speaker, it's
Speaker 5: coming up, he confession.
Speaker 3: I can't take back e arms.
Speaker 5: Mouse speaker. We got a text seventy five nine too
Speaker 5: that says I preheat my toilet paper on the radiator
Speaker 5: for a more pleasant wiping experience.
Speaker 2: That actually sounds lovely, says.
Speaker 5: It works most of the time. I did have to
Speaker 5: move apartments once when I forgot to take it off.
Speaker 2: Oh is not a good idea.
Speaker 5: Yeah, we do get a lot of bathroom confessions though
Speaker 5: from our listeners on the text board.
Speaker 2: Maybe that's where they're listening from.
Speaker 5: Maybe it does say a lot that people willing to
Speaker 5: share their most vulnerable moments with us right here on
Speaker 5: the mass speaker. I feel like we're right there in
Speaker 5: the bathroom with you. Yeah, so thank you for that.
Speaker 5: We've got a woman who's ready to come clean about
Speaker 5: one of her biggest secrets.
Speaker 4: Bro come clean, get it.
Speaker 5: She's choosing to go by Beth today. So Beth's welcome
Speaker 5: to the show.
Speaker 10: Hi guys, thanks for having me.
Speaker 2: Hi brow Bess. Are you ready for this?
Speaker 10: I am all right.
Speaker 5: Well, voice changer is on. You are the mass speaker.
Speaker 5: Whenever you're ready, let's hear your confession.
Speaker 10: Okay, Well, just a little bit of background. My husband
Speaker 10: and I got married about twelve years.
Speaker 2: Ago, or maybe not, I don't know. Twelve years is
Speaker 2: a longtime.
Speaker 10: Well it surprisingly this actually isn't about our marriage. It's
Speaker 10: just it's about the honeymoon more than anything. Okay, honeymoon
Speaker 10: in Italy and we went to Venice for a couple
Speaker 10: of days.
Speaker 2: Oh that's awesome. That's a great honeymoon.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 10: And I don't know if you've ever been, but the
Speaker 10: shopping there is just insane, like, oh my gosh, yeah awesome.
Speaker 10: So on our last day, we stopped into this little
Speaker 10: art shop huh, and I saw this sculpture that I
Speaker 10: just had to have. It was beautiful.
Speaker 2: Your new husband's like, god, you have to pick a
Speaker 2: three dimensional thing?
Speaker 11: Yeah.
Speaker 12: Yeah.
Speaker 10: It was like the female angel and it was bogs.
Speaker 10: It was It wasn't huge, but it was very heavy.
Speaker 10: Yeah wow, And I just like obsessed about it and
Speaker 10: walked away from it and kept talking about it and
Speaker 10: finally went back and got it. And you know, my
Speaker 10: husband did not bought me to get it, because first
Speaker 10: of all, it was really expensive taking it back and
Speaker 10: all of that.
Speaker 4: But like what a thing to have from your honeymoon,
Speaker 4: you know, like that's something that will like live in
Speaker 4: your family, has such a beautiful story to it.
Speaker 1: You probably have to ship it to yourself and see you.
Speaker 4: Pack it in or just buy another piece of lug,
Speaker 4: you know, like you can get it back in your luggage.
Speaker 5: Or smuggle it inside of your body.
Speaker 2: Some pointy wings.
Speaker 3: That what you did?
Speaker 2: Did you smuggle it on your body?
Speaker 10: Well no, As a matter of fact, getting at home
Speaker 10: kind of took care of itself. Well after I got it,
Speaker 10: you know, you're always taking pictures, and I I'm going
Speaker 10: to take a picture of me with a statue right
Speaker 10: after we got it. So I put it up on
Speaker 10: you know, like a ledge on one of the bridges,
Speaker 10: and he was taking a picture of me next to it,
Speaker 10: and my elbow knock it off the bridge.
Speaker 5: Over one of the canals. Yes, oh, it would have
Speaker 5: probably broken or d.
Speaker 10: Well, it didn't go directly into the water.
Speaker 5: Oh what happened?
Speaker 10: Yeah, there was a gondola underneath.
Speaker 3: There's always gondolas.
Speaker 2: Did you kill a gondola driver?
Speaker 10: No, it was empty, but it did go through, like
Speaker 10: gondolas are, they're very simple. Boats went through and like
Speaker 10: it it cracked, made a hole in the boat.
Speaker 13: It sank.
Speaker 3: Oh my god.
Speaker 10: Well I don't know if it I don't know if
Speaker 10: it sank completely because we left that it was ticking
Speaker 10: on water, and well I wanted to wait for somebody,
Speaker 10: like I really did. But my husband was like, no,
Speaker 10: we need to get the hell out of here. And
Speaker 10: we were just I mean both of us were really
Speaker 10: afraid that, like you know, the Italiant police are going
Speaker 10: to show us, and but nothing happened, and we left
Speaker 10: the next day minus a statue. Like for all these years,
Speaker 10: like I really really felt like.
Speaker 13: Horrible about it.
Speaker 10: And then two months ago we decided to go back. Yeah. Yeah,
Speaker 10: we went back to Venice, you know, for like ten
Speaker 10: year anniversaries. And so we went back to the same bridge.
Speaker 2: And you pushed your husband over.
Speaker 10: No, I think you wanted to put me over. I
Speaker 10: did see the same I saw the same gondola and
Speaker 10: because you can see where the floor was replaced.
Speaker 14: Thing.
Speaker 4: Yeah, oh and that made you feel better finally at
Speaker 4: one hole, well.
Speaker 10: There was there was nobody in it, so you know,
Speaker 10: I didn't actually like say anything. But what I did
Speaker 10: is I left one thousand dollars in an envelope. I
Speaker 10: kind of explained it.
Speaker 2: You left the gondola, the boat was fixed.
Speaker 10: Well, it wasn't like out in the open. It was
Speaker 10: on the gondola. It wasn't like out in the open.
Speaker 10: It was tucked away with the note.
Speaker 6: Wow.
Speaker 5: What did the note say?
Speaker 10: Just that I was the one who had put the
Speaker 10: hole in the boat with the statue years before, and
Speaker 10: you know that I felt bad and here's some money
Speaker 10: and hopefully that was in some way make up for it.
Speaker 1: So the gondle driver's been working there for like seven years,
Speaker 1: so he's like, who is at this randomly?
Speaker 4: Man, that is the most expensive statue that has never
Speaker 4: been owned.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you pretty much just paid to clear your conscience.
Speaker 5: Really, I mean that must feel good after all those
Speaker 5: years of having your way on.
Speaker 10: YouTube, because it finally gave me closure and I didn't
Speaker 10: feel like such a criminal.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 5: Yeah, even though that guy probably just made a thousand
Speaker 5: bucks off.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I got a paddle board. You can go to
Speaker 2: hole in and give me a thousand dollars if you want.
Speaker 5: We know you're rich. Yeah, Yeah, I'm glad you got
Speaker 5: that off of your conscious text in seventy five nine too.
Speaker 5: If you have a confession you've been holding on to,
Speaker 5: we can hide your identity, masks your voice, and make
Speaker 5: you the next mass speaker. We got your phone tap coming.
Speaker 6: Up, freaking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 5: I don't know if you guys know this, but my
Speaker 5: dream when I was younger was to be a professional dancer.
Speaker 2: Oh that's cool.
Speaker 5: I can see that Lord of the dance but with
Speaker 5: bigger hair and flashier outfits. That was my dream. Obviously
Speaker 5: wasn't realized. I ended up on a low budget radio program.
Speaker 5: But doesn't mean I can't still live out my fantasy
Speaker 5: in a prank phone call.
Speaker 2: Yeah, go for it, dance over the phone.
Speaker 5: Yeah, we got an email from a lady who says
Speaker 5: her roommate just signed up for dance lessons and she's
Speaker 5: about to get them, just not the way she thought
Speaker 5: she would. It's your phone tapp right now.
Speaker 11: Hello.
Speaker 5: Yes, my name is Sergey from the Dance Academy. Is
Speaker 5: this Kelly Martin? Yes, oh wonderful. I'm calling because you
Speaker 5: signed up online for six private, one on one dance lessons.
Speaker 5: Is that right?
Speaker 13: Yeah, that's right.
Speaker 5: Perfect, So I am your dance instructor for the day.
Speaker 5: Let's get started. Oh okay, we're gonna start with the
Speaker 5: left foot, all right, and one and two? Now bring
Speaker 5: it back in spin and slide and slide and face
Speaker 5: the wall again.
Speaker 9: Here we sorry?
Speaker 5: Are you following me?
Speaker 13: No?
Speaker 5: What's the problem. Do you need me to slow down?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 8: I just I thought I was signing up for in
Speaker 8: person lessons.
Speaker 5: Oh now, why did you sign up online?
Speaker 9: Then I signed up online, But I thought I was
Speaker 9: signing up for in personal lesson No.
Speaker 5: No, no, no, no. When you sign up online, I
Speaker 5: provide online lessons. Okay, it's possible we could do this
Speaker 5: over snapchat.
Speaker 4: That no, that.
Speaker 9: That would probably be worse.
Speaker 5: I've been crafting dances my entire life, and as long
Speaker 5: as I can hear your stumps, I'll know exactly where
Speaker 5: your foot placement shouldn't be.
Speaker 9: No, I need to go to the studio and learn.
Speaker 9: That's why I signed.
Speaker 6: Up for this.
Speaker 5: Do three quick stumps for me right now.
Speaker 9: No, I'm not gonna do that. That doesn't sound right, Kelly.
Speaker 5: Just humor me. Do three quick stumps whichever foot you like.
Speaker 9: Oh okay, fine, hold on, let me put the phone down.
Speaker 5: Yes, yes, that was left foot, left foot, then right foot,
Speaker 5: and it was turned to the west fifteen degrees.
Speaker 9: Okay, I don't even know what direction I'm facing. But
Speaker 9: I mean, I've taken dance classes before, and I've never
Speaker 9: done it like this.
Speaker 5: I've never taken the dance class from SERGEI before. I
Speaker 5: know what I'm talking about. So let's try the tango. No,
Speaker 5: I don't know if you realize this is one of
Speaker 5: the most romantic and sensual dances in the world. Okay, okay,
Speaker 5: So instead of a rose, I will hold the phone
Speaker 5: in my mouth as we do this.
Speaker 13: Am I supposed to be doing something here?
Speaker 5: I encourage you to do the same. Put the phone
Speaker 5: in betwixt your teeth and go.
Speaker 9: You want me to put what in my mouth?
Speaker 3: Your phone?
Speaker 5: Kelly?
Speaker 11: No, I'm not doing that.
Speaker 5: You must left and right and give.
Speaker 3: Do Barduca b No, this is.
Speaker 13: Not gonna watch.
Speaker 9: Bard I took dance in high school. I need to
Speaker 9: be in the studio like trying to get back into this.
Speaker 9: I cannot do this over the phone.
Speaker 5: I must say, in all of my years of professional teaching,
Speaker 5: I have never had a more difficult students and you.
Speaker 5: So with that said, I shan't continue.
Speaker 11: Can I just can I actually cancel it?
Speaker 9: Can I just get a refund?
Speaker 5: I refuse to put myself through this, And I will
Speaker 5: remind you there are zero refunds.
Speaker 13: No, no, If you're not gonna do it, I shine.
Speaker 9: I don't want to do it, but I need my
Speaker 9: money back.
Speaker 13: At least read the fine print.
Speaker 5: We don't give money back on prank phone calls, not now,
Speaker 5: not ever.
Speaker 13: Kelly.
Speaker 9: Wait, what is that?
Speaker 5: My name is jeff from the radio show Brook and
Speaker 5: Jeffrey in the Morning and to and three and one
Speaker 5: and spin and you are.
Speaker 3: Take a bow?
Speaker 5: Kelly.
Speaker 9: Okay, how did you get my numbers?
Speaker 5: This is a phone dam Kelly. You're on the radio
Speaker 5: right now with Brooken Jeffrey in the Morning. Oh my god,
Speaker 5: Mazie set you up.
Speaker 9: When you send a refund, I was like, oh, I
Speaker 9: sign up for a stam.
Speaker 5: The first rule of dance is you must believe in yourself. Kelly,
Speaker 5: Now believe and slide and spin and spin and spin again,
Speaker 5: and then right and left and up and down and
Speaker 5: sit and nap and now oh done, that's amazing, your
Speaker 5: gorgeous dancer.
Speaker 13: Kelly, Thank you.
Speaker 6: Wake Up Every morning was PHAs weekday mornings on the
Speaker 6: twenties Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 5: The holidays are meant for us to spend time with
Speaker 5: friends and family.
Speaker 2: That nice, yeah, good food for sure.
Speaker 5: To laugh and to blackout.
Speaker 2: And tough if you could remember it.
Speaker 5: What if a family member, though, overhears something that they
Speaker 5: were not supposed to hear, and suddenly Christmas is going
Speaker 5: to be extra weird and dramatic this year, unless you
Speaker 5: make a phone call on our show to deal with
Speaker 5: it first. That's the hope, because one of our listeners
Speaker 5: needs help thanks to the weird conversation she accidentally overheard,
Speaker 5: and it involves her boyfriend's mom. You're gonna find out
Speaker 5: that coming. It's happening in your awkward Tuesday phone call
Speaker 5: right after this. It's awkward.
Speaker 6: It's Tuesday.
Speaker 5: It's an awkward Tuesday phone call. Relationship problems. We're not
Speaker 5: really familiar with that topic on this show.
Speaker 2: That's like all we do.
Speaker 5: Most people call us during our Great Girlfriends and Perfect Boyfriends.
Speaker 2: The bragging segment.
Speaker 5: Yeah, there's no problem.
Speaker 6: I know.
Speaker 5: It's so hard.
Speaker 2: Yeah, they're too.
Speaker 5: Today we're gonna do something a little bit different for
Speaker 5: us and talk to a listener who says they would
Speaker 5: have been on that Perfect Boyfriend's segment, but they just
Speaker 5: got blindsided by something and they need our help before
Speaker 5: they have this awkward discussion. So let's welcome Erica to
Speaker 5: our show. Hey, Erica, how you doing.
Speaker 9: Hi, guys, I'm okay, I mean so great.
Speaker 2: Yeah, big pause there. I hope we can.
Speaker 7: Help you.
Speaker 9: Me too, all right, I'm just feeling super miserable. Actually,
Speaker 9: like I'm watching my relationship end right before my eyes
Speaker 9: and I can't do anything about it.
Speaker 2: Oh God, God, And you don't want it to end? No, okay,
Speaker 2: just checking.
Speaker 5: Okay, you know, you never know, you know, books and
Speaker 5: the other side of that conversation. So sorry, I'm sorry
Speaker 5: you're going through a hard time and what's going on?
Speaker 13: Okay.
Speaker 9: So, like there's a little bit of a backstory getting
Speaker 9: into it, because, like my friend asked me to watch
Speaker 9: her kid this past weekend, so we set them up
Speaker 9: in our guest room with a baby monitor, and like afterwards,
Speaker 9: we forgot to take the baby monitor out.
Speaker 4: Okay, wait, wait, so you had a baby monitor in
Speaker 4: the guest room, that's all that matters.
Speaker 9: Yeah, okay, So the next day, my boyfriend's mom came
Speaker 9: over and while I was down the basement doing the laundry,
Speaker 9: the baby monitor was still in there and it was on.
Speaker 9: I forgot to turn it off, and I heard my
Speaker 9: boyfriend talking to his mom. Yeah, and like I know
Speaker 9: that they had no idea that I could hear them,
Speaker 9: because they know. They were kind of like talking in
Speaker 9: a hush tone and like arguing with each other, saying like, God,
Speaker 9: she's just that's the perfect woman.
Speaker 2: Yeah, She's like, why weren't you proposed yet? Honey?
Speaker 13: I wish.
Speaker 9: I mean, I know you should have eavesdrop, right, Oh.
Speaker 2: I would totally eavesdrop in that situation.
Speaker 5: Kidding me, don't feel boat.
Speaker 3: That's the universe handing you this.
Speaker 2: Yes, thank you, Josey.
Speaker 13: You're just yeah.
Speaker 9: I mean, I was curious when like it felt like
Speaker 9: she the mom was waiting for me to leave the
Speaker 9: room to say something, so, you know, I listened in
Speaker 9: and it became pretty clear that they were arguing about me.
Speaker 2: Okay, oh god, about what?
Speaker 9: Okay, So I heard his mom say, I don't want
Speaker 9: her coming over for the holidays?
Speaker 2: Is here?
Speaker 5: Oh god?
Speaker 1: Money.
Speaker 2: What's your boyfriend's name?
Speaker 9: By the way, it's Jack.
Speaker 2: Okay, Okay.
Speaker 4: Did you guys have plans to spend the holidays together
Speaker 4: with his family?
Speaker 11: Yeah?
Speaker 9: I mean, like usually we go back and forth and
Speaker 9: it's his family's year.
Speaker 5: Okay, so it sounds like you guys have been together
Speaker 5: for a couple of years. What did his mom say?
Speaker 9: She was being pretty specific about, like why she didn't
Speaker 9: want me there, like so that I was loud, and
Speaker 9: that I eat all the snacks and that I'm really messy.
Speaker 5: You wouldn't want any of us over there?
Speaker 2: Then the same thing.
Speaker 5: I don't want to be rude here, but do you
Speaker 5: eat all of the snacks when you go over to
Speaker 5: their house? All of them?
Speaker 9: I mean I ate a bunch of snacks last year,
Speaker 9: but I didn't realise there was a limit on snacking totally.
Speaker 4: And you're bored, I mean, were you, Like, Look, it's
Speaker 4: not fair for you to project your family life onto her.
Speaker 5: Okay, your in laws.
Speaker 4: My in laws do not eat very much, and I
Speaker 4: am so hungry all the time.
Speaker 5: When I'm over.
Speaker 2: There, So I get you.
Speaker 5: It's just rude when you tell them to go back
Speaker 5: to the store for more chocolate. Covered that aside. I
Speaker 5: know that must be terrible to hear through the baby monitor,
Speaker 5: of all things.
Speaker 9: Yeah, I mean, that wasn't even the worst thing. She
Speaker 9: said that his nieces are scared of me, and like,
Speaker 9: what I scare children? Apparently liked?
Speaker 4: Can I ask up until this point, did you think
Speaker 4: it was all roses with his family?
Speaker 9: I mean, I know, getting to know another person's like
Speaker 9: family quirks their hard. But I thought I was doing okay,
Speaker 9: Like I thought I was driving right.
Speaker 5: And when you walk by schools, do the children normally
Speaker 5: run away from the fencing terror?
Speaker 9: No, we were just babysitting last weekend and nobody was
Speaker 9: terrified of me.
Speaker 5: So, and what did your boyfriend have anything to say
Speaker 5: during with his mom? Or was he agreeing with her?
Speaker 9: He was trying to defend me, but like he couldn't.
Speaker 9: He didn't really get a lot of words in edgewise.
Speaker 6: Oh God.
Speaker 9: And then his mom was like, can't she just go
Speaker 9: stay somewhere else for Christmas?
Speaker 6: Oh?
Speaker 9: And then she was like threatening and she was like,
Speaker 9: don't you dare tell Erica, and I was really really upset.
Speaker 2: I don't blame you.
Speaker 9: I like left the house to get out of the situation.
Speaker 9: When when we got in my car and like tried
Speaker 9: to process, and like I texted him that I wasn't
Speaker 9: feeling well because I didn't want to like talk to
Speaker 9: him at that moment. I was just feeling a lot
Speaker 9: of feelings and like, well, my mom left a little
Speaker 9: while later, and she like waved at me, like nothing
Speaker 9: was wrong.
Speaker 2: Right.
Speaker 1: Well, in her defense, she didn't know that you're listening.
Speaker 1: So she's being direct to her son and quick about it,
Speaker 1: just getting to the point and yeah, I knew you
Speaker 1: were listening.
Speaker 5: She would have been NICER's fortunate that she had to
Speaker 5: hear that conversation about maybe it's kind of a blessing
Speaker 5: that you overheard it.
Speaker 4: And feel like, years into this relationship, you guys are
Speaker 4: living together. I mean you're moving towards marriage and making
Speaker 4: this woman your mother in law.
Speaker 9: Yeah, like yeah, god, I mean even if he loves me, like,
Speaker 9: I don't know if we've got a future going forward.
Speaker 9: I mean, if his mom really feels that way, it's
Speaker 9: just like that not gonna work.
Speaker 5: So has he told.
Speaker 1: You you're not welcome yet, Like do you know quote
Speaker 1: unquote no yet.
Speaker 3: You know what I mean?
Speaker 2: Like, right, has he passed on the message from the
Speaker 2: mom in the nice way?
Speaker 7: No?
Speaker 9: And like this happened like three days ago, and like,
Speaker 9: of course he's been surprisingly busy and never has the
Speaker 9: time to like hang out or talk because I'm sure
Speaker 9: he's like trying to think about how to tell me this.
Speaker 12: But like I I'm just sitting on all of this emotion,
Speaker 12: and I like I need to talk to him and
Speaker 12: now ish you know, and I don't know.
Speaker 9: I just need help.
Speaker 5: So you want us to call your boyfriend for you here,
Speaker 5: so that you could tell him that you overheard the conversation.
Speaker 2: Yeah, oh man, Yeah, you gotta do it. There's no
Speaker 2: way around it.
Speaker 5: Yeah, And you can't just sit and wait and stew
Speaker 5: I know.
Speaker 4: But he's gonna be he's not gonna be happy because
Speaker 4: it puts him in such a bad position, you know,
Speaker 4: to choose basically between his mom and his girlfriend.
Speaker 5: It's a rough So maybe while we have a little
Speaker 5: break here, you go down like a whole bag of
Speaker 5: Debbie snack cakes and then we'll come back. We'll give
Speaker 5: you some advice and lets you make your awkward Tuesday
Speaker 5: phone call to your boyfriend right after this.
Speaker 9: Okay, I've already eaten a couple of.
Speaker 5: And we'll come back right after this. Hold on, it's awkward.
Speaker 6: It's Tuesday. It's awkward Tuesday phone call.
Speaker 5: If you're just joining us, we have a listener on
Speaker 5: the phone. Her name is Erica and she has a
Speaker 5: boyfriend of a few years. They lived together, so safe
Speaker 5: to say they're pretty close and you know, you never know.
Speaker 5: But the other day, her boyfriend's mom was over and
Speaker 5: Erica overheard a conversation via baby monitor that her maybe
Speaker 5: future mom in law does not want her coming over
Speaker 5: for Christmas this year. The reason apparently, she eats all
Speaker 5: the snacks, scares all the kids, and it's too loud.
Speaker 5: At least that's what she heard from the mouth.
Speaker 2: It's like the cookie monster.
Speaker 5: And obviously that's a tough thing to hear. So she's
Speaker 5: not spoken to her boyfriend about this yet, which is
Speaker 5: why she's asked us to give her a little bit
Speaker 5: of advice before she reaches out to him. And look,
Speaker 5: nobody understands what it's like to spend the holidays with
Speaker 5: an in law who doesn't really like you more than Brooke.
Speaker 5: Oh dudness. So Brooke, you are the right person to
Speaker 5: ask advice for here, what do you got?
Speaker 2: Well? First, Erica, I just gotta say you are not alone.
Speaker 4: There has not been a mother in law in the
Speaker 4: world that has not talked crap about their little baby
Speaker 4: significant other. Okay, I mean, unfortunately you're the one that
Speaker 4: has to hear it. Most people don't actually hear what
Speaker 4: mother in laws really think, and you had to hear it.
Speaker 4: So I just think, I mean, honestly, my only advice
Speaker 4: is when you talk to your boyfriend, do not feel
Speaker 4: bad about accidentally overhearing this conversation. That is not your fault.
Speaker 4: It's not something you wanted to hear. And for goodness sakes,
Speaker 4: you'll bring your own snacks.
Speaker 9: Yeah, that's totally fair.
Speaker 5: Anything you should have been eavesdropping on their conversations or jose,
Speaker 5: what do you think do?
Speaker 3: Just remember who you're mad at.
Speaker 5: The mom is the bad guy technically.
Speaker 2: That's true, that's good and decisions.
Speaker 1: Your boyfriend's just trying to like organize this situation he's in.
Speaker 2: He's like the middle child keeping the peace exactly.
Speaker 3: So just be aware of your emotions. Don't go at
Speaker 3: him super hard or.
Speaker 8: Aggressive unless he said something stupid.
Speaker 5: Does that help you a little bit? Erica?
Speaker 9: Yeah, that's pretty solid advice. I mean, you're right, it's
Speaker 9: not like he was trying to defend me. I mean
Speaker 9: it's hard to defend against your mom.
Speaker 5: Yeah, anything, all right. I can't believe we actually give
Speaker 5: some solid advice today, So I'm counting this as a
Speaker 5: win already. Hopefully we can actually make this conversation go
Speaker 5: smoothly for you. But I'm gonna dial your boyfriend's number.
Speaker 5: We're gonna step back and let you do this. Okay.
Speaker 5: We're gonna be here for support in case you need us.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we're here. Yes, you are not alone.
Speaker 9: Thank you?
Speaker 5: All right?
Speaker 13: Hello, hey babe, Hello, Hello.
Speaker 6: Babe.
Speaker 9: Can you hear me?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 13: Hi, right now, recognize that almost didn't even answer.
Speaker 9: I'm just I'm on a work line. I'm just like
Speaker 9: in a quiet room. I really needed to talk to you, okay.
Speaker 13: Yeah, is everything okay?
Speaker 9: Well, like, I know we've been able to talk about
Speaker 9: like a couple of days, but this is like pretty
Speaker 9: important because I'm just you know, uh, I'm worried about.
Speaker 11: Us actually us what why?
Speaker 13: What's going on.
Speaker 9: It's just like, like you mean so much to me,
Speaker 9: and I'm just kind of like devastated. I don't know
Speaker 9: what to do, Babe.
Speaker 13: What is going on right now? You're scaring me?
Speaker 9: Remember when your mom was over the other day. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 9: and I went downstairs to do some laundry for a bit.
Speaker 13: Okay, sure, yeah.
Speaker 9: And my friend Katrina was there the day before and
Speaker 9: she had left her baby monitor in the guest room
Speaker 9: and it was still on.
Speaker 13: Okay, so what but I'm getting.
Speaker 9: Coop, So I heard everything.
Speaker 13: Heard? What what are you talking about? Heard everything I heard?
Speaker 9: I heard you and your mom talking about Christmas this
Speaker 9: year at your family's house.
Speaker 11: Uh, okay, look, I'm sorry that you heard that, but
Speaker 11: I I promise it's gonna be okay. I'm just I'm
Speaker 11: thinking about how I'm gonna deal with it. Still it's
Speaker 11: gonna be fine, though, Seriously.
Speaker 9: What hell is it going to be fine?
Speaker 11: I know that my mom was being like out of
Speaker 11: line about that, but I know she means well, like
Speaker 11: I swear like it's gonna be okay.
Speaker 10: I just okay, I.
Speaker 9: Don't I don't see if we can like stay together
Speaker 9: after this, Like, what what do you mean I mean, clearly,
Speaker 9: your mom hates me. Whoa hold on? No, like you
Speaker 9: heard her. She doesn't want me around for Christmas. She says,
Speaker 9: I'm messy and I eat too much and I scare
Speaker 9: all the kids. Like, she just wants me to go anywhere.
Speaker 11: Else for the holidays, Babe, stop like Eric, Erica, Eric,
Speaker 11: he was talking about pebbles.
Speaker 13: I wasn't talking about you. What h our dog?
Speaker 9: Dog?
Speaker 6: Dog?
Speaker 13: What's going on?
Speaker 2: That makes so much sense that the children?
Speaker 5: Now, Oh my god, it going on? Hey Jack? Sorry, man,
Speaker 5: you're you're on the radio right now with a show
Speaker 5: called Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 2: Close to listening in on a baby monitor.
Speaker 5: Sorry, Oh my god, Oh my god. We're doing a
Speaker 5: segment that we call the Awkward Tuesday phone Call, which
Speaker 5: we were trying to help Erica with this conversation with
Speaker 5: you because she overheard what happened on the baby monitor
Speaker 5: between you and your mom and she thought it was
Speaker 5: about her.
Speaker 13: Seriously, Oh my god, Eric, you were in tears.
Speaker 9: Well now I feel silly.
Speaker 2: You can keep eating.
Speaker 5: Keeping but I love babbels.
Speaker 2: No, are you sure that that's who your mom was
Speaker 2: talking about? She was talking about the dog.
Speaker 13: Yeah, Obviously she was talking. I knew she was talking
Speaker 13: about the dog. That's how it all started. The dog
Speaker 13: was like jumping on.
Speaker 11: Her bed and stuff, and she was already getting annoyed
Speaker 11: with her like a.
Speaker 5: Top of mind.
Speaker 1: Right now, she's like, by the way, oh my god,
Speaker 1: so much.
Speaker 11: Sound Erica being hyper and my mom is you know,
Speaker 11: she's getting older and she can't keep up.
Speaker 5: Yeah, this is why your mom said, don't you dare
Speaker 5: tell Erica, because Erica was gonna get upset if they
Speaker 5: didn't bring the dog over.
Speaker 13: Right.
Speaker 1: Oh well, this was probably the best way to tell her,
Speaker 1: make her think in them when you find out the
Speaker 1: dog that's.
Speaker 5: Not bad at all.
Speaker 9: Well, yeah, there's definitely an amount of relief in that.
Speaker 9: But like, what are we gonna do with Tubbles? What
Speaker 9: is tubbles supposed to do?
Speaker 5: Well?
Speaker 2: They have these great pet hotels. Maybe your mother in
Speaker 2: law can help spring for.
Speaker 5: It, that's true, or I can puppy sit.
Speaker 2: Oh god, can't you.
Speaker 13: Stay with your family, babe?
Speaker 7: But I mean she would be sad, Eric, She's a dog,
Speaker 7: I know, but like the dog doesn't know the difference
Speaker 7: is doing Christmas or any other day.
Speaker 5: Speaks what Pebbles does and does not know.
Speaker 4: I mean, I'm just I'm thankful that you have a
Speaker 4: future mother in law that likes you, right right, Jack,
Speaker 4: she likes Erica.
Speaker 9: Yeah, that is true, That is very true. I'm very
Speaker 9: relieved that it wasn't me eating too many snacks.
Speaker 5: Feel free to eat as many Christmas candies as you
Speaker 5: want this year, Erica face it's the Yeah, well, it
Speaker 5: sounds like you guys are definitely at least closer to
Speaker 5: resolving the issue. You just have to figure out what
Speaker 5: to do with pebbles now. But Eric, you're allowed to
Speaker 5: go over to the family's house for the holidays this year.
Speaker 9: Yeah. Wow, the relief you guys, the release.
Speaker 4: Don't be on the carpet because it could get you
Speaker 4: banned next year.
Speaker 5: You know, Brooke did that one Christmas.
Speaker 7: It was.
Speaker 5: In the morning. Man, don't you feel like what our
Speaker 5: listeners want, what the world really needs right now more
Speaker 5: than ever, is some wholesome, light, uplifting stories from society
Speaker 5: to make a smile, bring a tear.
Speaker 6: To our eyes.
Speaker 5: I love to store our faith in humanity.
Speaker 1: Oh man, I absolutely love that.
Speaker 2: I'm so jaded. I feel like you're setting me up
Speaker 2: to just drop me. What is it what are you
Speaker 2: going to.
Speaker 15: Say, I checked the internet today, unless you count Cecil,
Speaker 15: the blind armadillo who found love with a deflated football
Speaker 15: on the side of a New Mexico highway.
Speaker 5: You get him, Cecil, you don't.
Speaker 4: Yeah, they're known for like having some diseases.
Speaker 5: To He'll take what he can get. But besides Cecil,
Speaker 5: that's all we have, So I guess we'll have to
Speaker 5: stick to our usual wacky stories about hot trends and
Speaker 5: people making really dumb decisions. In a brand new Carrot
Speaker 5: Don't Care man in a different way. It's coming up
Speaker 5: all my life. I thought air was free. It is
Speaker 5: until I bought a bag of potato chips. We changed
Speaker 5: my tune.
Speaker 14: On that one.
Speaker 5: Yeah, the only thing left in the world that's one
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Speaker 5: edition of Care Don't Care. Let's all lower our expectations
Speaker 5: as we get into our first headline Forget Stacy's Mom.
Speaker 5: Stacy is crushing it at Hide and Go Seek Terror
Speaker 5: Don't Care?
Speaker 2: Yes, what Care?
Speaker 6: I don't know.
Speaker 3: I love that game.
Speaker 5: Stacy's that I'm a mom, But police in Florida We're
Speaker 5: looking for thirty nine year old Stacy Usher, who was
Speaker 5: wanted on a parole violation for selling fentanyl. No good,
Speaker 5: can't do that. They searched her home last Tuesday and
Speaker 5: couldn't find her anywhere until one of the officers, who
Speaker 5: was so frustrated at not being able to locate Stacy,
Speaker 5: just PLoP down on the couch and that's when a
Speaker 5: little squeal came out from.
Speaker 2: Underneath the cushion she's in the couch.
Speaker 5: Turns out that's where Stacy was hiding inside of her couch.
Speaker 3: Oh my god.
Speaker 2: Did he find his keys too?
Speaker 5: Just Stacy. We have the photo. We're gonna put it
Speaker 5: up on our instant stories at Brooke and Jeffrey of
Speaker 5: Stacy inside of her couch. So the cops pulled her
Speaker 5: out in cuffter safe to stay. Stacy is in a
Speaker 5: lot of trouble now because, in addition to the drugs
Speaker 5: and pearl violation, she also has a history of fraud
Speaker 5: and grand theft for passing bad checks. Oh my god,
Speaker 5: but we.
Speaker 4: Would think that when cops are searching your house they
Speaker 4: sit down for a rest.
Speaker 3: Yeahs my mind. Either you didn't ask.
Speaker 5: Lazy cops sitting down on the job, genius. Let's go
Speaker 5: to go to our next headline, and the biggest dating
Speaker 5: trend for twenty twenty four is I don't care.
Speaker 2: You have to care? I mean, am I allowed to
Speaker 2: say I care?
Speaker 6: I can't you?
Speaker 13: Brook?
Speaker 5: If you check the China calendar, twenty twenty four is
Speaker 5: the year of the Dragon.
Speaker 2: Oh cool.
Speaker 5: But if you check the Bumble calendar, twenty twenty four
Speaker 5: is supposed to be the year of the cougar.
Speaker 2: Oh, let's get it, older ladies, the thing you cared?
Speaker 5: Brook. I say that because they just released some dating
Speaker 5: predictions for the upcoming year, and one of the interesting
Speaker 5: ones is a big rise in cross generational relationships.
Speaker 2: Oh really.
Speaker 5: Specifically, they think a lot of older women are going
Speaker 5: to be dating much younger men.
Speaker 2: Oh my god. So jose is going to find the
Speaker 2: love of his life, but she's going to be eighty two.
Speaker 2: Put care of me for a year, hit breaks, Yeah,
Speaker 2: and then you get.
Speaker 5: All of her inheritance.
Speaker 6: Yes.
Speaker 5: Fifty nine percent of single ladies say they are now
Speaker 5: more open to dating down in age.
Speaker 2: So I think, just down, ye down, Yeah, that's what
Speaker 2: it is.
Speaker 5: And thirty five percent of women say they become less
Speaker 5: judgmental towards age gap relationships.
Speaker 8: In just the past year, a lot of my friends
Speaker 8: are dating guys three years younger.
Speaker 4: Does that know?
Speaker 5: Dating middle schoolers? Got another hot triend. Dating based on
Speaker 5: politics and social causes is cool now?
Speaker 4: Yeah, based on So you're not going to date somebody across.
Speaker 5: And because of that, Bumble is considering adding a will
Speaker 5: you PICKT or not PICKT? With me? But trying to
Speaker 5: find your true soulmate. And last, but not least, it's
Speaker 5: going to be hot next year to date someone who
Speaker 5: is in tune with their mental health.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, it is.
Speaker 5: Men or women who are currently going to therapy is
Speaker 5: now seen as a big positive for the very first
Speaker 5: time in data.
Speaker 2: That's awesome. That's really cool thing, I know. But I
Speaker 2: think a lot of there is a stigma to it.
Speaker 5: You know, it's like, oh, that's guys going to therapy
Speaker 5: for their mommy issues.
Speaker 12: Hot.
Speaker 5: He could finally explain why he wears that diaper on
Speaker 5: the day. Look at that, ladies, let's snag him up.
Speaker 2: Changed maybe a little bit more than that.
Speaker 5: Any guys care about this one? Beware of Christmas tree syndrome.
Speaker 5: Care don't care?
Speaker 2: Why are you playing to every in need of ours today.
Speaker 5: Care. This is an important warning that needs to go
Speaker 5: out because a mom in Cleveland named Angela Presty just
Speaker 5: picked out her first real Christmas tree and she was
Speaker 5: very excited to take it home and decorate it with
Speaker 5: her daughter. But a few hours after they got it
Speaker 5: back to her house, something strange began happening. Angela's face
Speaker 5: started to swell up, her throat clothed, and she had
Speaker 5: to be rushed to the er.
Speaker 2: Why did she eat the tree?
Speaker 5: No, didn't eat the tree, but she did collapse while
Speaker 5: she was at the hospital. Luckily, doctors hit her with
Speaker 5: an appipant and were able to save her life's cruel.
Speaker 5: Once she was stable, they told her the news, ma'am,
Speaker 5: your Christmas tree almost killed you.
Speaker 2: WHOA, she's allergic to pine trees?
Speaker 3: What?
Speaker 5: Because some Christmas trees end up growing mold because they've
Speaker 5: been wet, just sitting out on the lot waiting to
Speaker 5: be chosen. Seven percent of people are allergic to that
Speaker 5: mold that grows on the tree. So if you're going
Speaker 5: out hunting for Christmas trees this year, you gotta be
Speaker 5: extra careful when you go shopping. Make sure you bring
Speaker 5: your mold inspector to come along with you. Normally they
Speaker 5: do like houses, but you can hire them for the day.
Speaker 5: It's gonna check out your tree. Make sure they gave
Speaker 5: you the thumbs up that your tree's in the clear. Okay,
Speaker 5: that was fresh, So that's Christmas tree syndrome. Don't fall
Speaker 5: victim to it. Finally, Jeff's joke of the day care
Speaker 5: don't care. Why was the snowman looking through carrots at
Speaker 5: the grocery store? Why he was picking his nose?
Speaker 2: That was My kids are gonna love that one.
Speaker 6: Care freaking Jeffrey In the morning.
Speaker 14: Ladies and gentlemen, we have a brand new player to
Speaker 14: win Brooks Bucks who has never been on the show before.
Speaker 14: My goodness, he's got maybe the world's best name.
Speaker 5: Please welcome to the show. Jack Hey.
Speaker 4: Yeah, the only one that thinks that ever is another Jeff.
Speaker 4: And even you complained about your name.
Speaker 5: Yeah. Jeff's an event manager, so always used to hearing
Speaker 5: fancy music like that before. What type of events do
Speaker 5: you manage there, Jeff?
Speaker 11: I work for an outdoory modeling company, so we do
Speaker 11: a lot of home shows and uh outdoor living, so
Speaker 11: you know, pretty much anything home show related.
Speaker 2: Okay, okay. What does your backyard look like?
Speaker 4: Uh, patio with a fire pit built in?
Speaker 2: Okay?
Speaker 13: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Haven't you ever want in a waterfall on you know, hot.
Speaker 5: Tub that rises up out of the.
Speaker 2: Floor like a slide, even into a pool.
Speaker 5: Yeah, gotta up your event management skills there. Jeff broke
Speaker 5: out of the studio. Well that happens. You know the
Speaker 5: game works. You got thirty seconds answer as many questions
Speaker 5: as possible. If you don't know when, you could say pass.
Speaker 5: But you have to beat Brooke outright to win. Are
Speaker 5: you ready?
Speaker 9: I'm ready?
Speaker 5: Best of luck, my friend. Your time starts now. The
Speaker 5: first Polaroid camera went on sale on this day in
Speaker 5: what decade forties, fifties or sixties fifties? What card suit
Speaker 5: is the queen in the movie Alice? In Wonderland, mart
Speaker 5: the Egyptian Sphinx's body is based on what animal.
Speaker 13: Cat?
Speaker 5: In volleyball, both teams compete until one team reaches how
Speaker 5: many points in a set thirty on the Mandalorian? What
Speaker 5: is baby Yoda's real name? Rogu? What letter in the
Speaker 5: alphabet comes between T and V?
Speaker 13: You?
Speaker 5: Oh shit me, Jeff?
Speaker 6: A moment.
Speaker 2: Je is like blushing a little bit.
Speaker 5: Kind of who's winning hard on that, Jeff, I see
Speaker 5: on my screen? Or that you have a nine year
Speaker 5: old daughter who is already talking about Christmas presence.
Speaker 13: Indeed, indeed are.
Speaker 5: We allowed to know what she wants this year?
Speaker 11: Yeah?
Speaker 13: Well, she has a whole list of stuff.
Speaker 14: Claw machine, she loves her slime was.
Speaker 5: The first thing. A claw machine. She wants. One of
Speaker 5: the giant machines. The toys out.
Speaker 4: You can get a little desktop, one.
Speaker 13: Of the fall You would love to have the giant one.
Speaker 2: Yeah, no, my son got one from his grandmother. Yes, constantly.
Speaker 5: You can tell how much Brook loves toy.
Speaker 2: That's great, It's fantastic.
Speaker 5: All right, Brooke to your turn? Are you ready?
Speaker 2: I'm ready?
Speaker 5: Your time starts now. The first Polaroid camera went on
Speaker 5: sale on this day in what decade? Forties, fifties or
Speaker 5: sixties fifties? What card suit is the queen in the
Speaker 5: movie Alice in wonderlandts the Egyptian Sphinx's body is based
Speaker 5: on what animal cat? In volleyball, both teams compete until
Speaker 5: one team reaches how many points in a sec?
Speaker 2: Oh good, I played fifteen.
Speaker 5: On the Mandalorian. What is baby Yoda's real name Gogu.
Speaker 5: What letter in the alphabet comes between T and V?
Speaker 7: Now you.
Speaker 5: Oh wow, wxyza. People really up on their alphabet today.
Speaker 5: Let's go to the scoreboard and see how you did
Speaker 5: with Jose.
Speaker 13: My job.
Speaker 3: I love this, Jeff.
Speaker 5: You got three correct today?
Speaker 13: All right, all right, I'll take it.
Speaker 2: That's pretty good, solid score.
Speaker 5: It was a good game, good battle.
Speaker 4: And Brook show me you you yes also three?
Speaker 14: Okay, We're getting a lot of ties lately.
Speaker 5: I feel like games just enough for Brooke to I
Speaker 5: guess get the default win.
Speaker 2: That is my life motto. Just enough enough.
Speaker 5: Sorry about that, Jeff, Let's get the answers in. The
Speaker 5: first Polaroid camera went on sale on this day in
Speaker 5: the nineteen forties. Oh really, actually nineteen forty exactly. It
Speaker 5: costs ninety dollars back that day, cutting edge technology.
Speaker 2: My grandpa drove trucks for Kodak.
Speaker 7: I don't know.
Speaker 2: That's my fun fact of the day.
Speaker 5: Not that fun anyway. Cards suit in that the queen
Speaker 5: is in the movie Alis in Wonderland is the Queen
Speaker 5: of Hearts. The Egyptian Sphinx's body is based on a lion.
Speaker 5: Did we give him them? Cat nod? You, guys, both
Speaker 5: guest cats. In volleyball, both teams compete until one team
Speaker 5: reaches how many points in a set. Brooks c team
Speaker 5: clearly didn't know how to play, because you go to
Speaker 5: twenty five points.
Speaker 2: I didn't play that that long.
Speaker 5: DeLorean baby Yoda's real name is Grogu and the letter
Speaker 5: that comes between T and V and the alphabet is you.
Speaker 5: That's right, you, Jeff. So Unfortunately we can't give you
Speaker 5: any money here, but just for playing, you do win
Speaker 5: a pair of tickets to the Seattle Christmas Market. Wander
Speaker 5: the winding alleys of Seattle's newest and largest outdoor holiday market.
Speaker 5: For more information, you can visit Seattle Christmas Market dot com.
Speaker 13: All right, sounds great, Thank you guys.
Speaker 2: Are you looking forward to the holidays?
Speaker 13: Jeff, absolutely, I love the holidays.
Speaker 11: Is my favorite time of year.
Speaker 2: Oh that's sweet. It's almost like our Jeff. You just
Speaker 2: are just warm and glowing. Oh yeah, holiday see with joy.
Speaker 4: Yeah. Can't wait to call your mom and tell her
Speaker 4: all the happy holidays.
Speaker 5: Okay, I think we get the idea. Jeff. Thank you
Speaker 5: so much for playing. It's always nice to meet a
Speaker 5: fellow jes. Make sure you come back and play again.
Speaker 5: We're gonna do Windbrooks Bucks same time tomorrow.
Speaker 6: Brooking Jeffrey in the morning