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Speaker 2: listening to the voice, come on, dig me now, one
Speaker 2: and only Steve Harvey got a radio show. Well, I
Speaker 2: got to tell you something everybody, and this is great
Speaker 2: news for everybody that I'm gonna share something with your
Speaker 2: principal of becoming successful at whatever level you choose. It
Speaker 2: can be successful in the relationship, successful in the family.
Speaker 2: Successes may be considered to you becoming a homeowner. It
Speaker 2: could be being debt free. Your ideal success could be
Speaker 2: sixty thousand a year, fifty thousand a year, one hundred
Speaker 2: thousand dollars a year. Doesn't matter if you're considering it,
Speaker 2: if you're wanting it, if you have a desire to
Speaker 2: become successful, I want to share with you the very
Speaker 2: beginning of that. If no one's ever done it. I'm
Speaker 2: gonna say the beginning of it today. See scripture makes
Speaker 2: it very clear for us you don't The only thing
Speaker 2: you need to become successful is already inside of you.
Speaker 2: It's not an external need. God wouldn't do that to you.
Speaker 2: He puts the core basis of everything you need inside
Speaker 2: of you. So if you discover it, if you tend
Speaker 2: to it, nurture it, fertilize it, and water it, it grows,
Speaker 2: it branches out. Then it reaches out externally and it
Speaker 2: starts grabbing things outside of there to make it even bigger, stronger, better,
Speaker 2: last longer. But in the very beginning, you don't need anything.
Speaker 2: It's all within you. And if you cultivate your relationship
Speaker 2: with God, it comes out, it flourishes. Now, let me
Speaker 2: tell you that thing that I'm talking about is a
Speaker 2: God given gift that He has given to all of us.
Speaker 2: We all possess it. It is all within us. Everybody
Speaker 2: has a gift. Had somebody told me what I know
Speaker 2: now back then, I would have saved myself tons of mistakes.
Speaker 2: I just didn't know the principles. I had to learn
Speaker 2: them all well. One of the principles are becoming successful
Speaker 2: is your mindset. You got to get your mind right now.
Speaker 2: This mindset is simply a decision that you can make.
Speaker 2: I can't get it for you. I can tell you
Speaker 2: what to do, but you got to make the decision.
Speaker 2: You that's listening have to decide. You know what, I'm
Speaker 2: gonna go on and get at it. I'm gonna stop wrinting.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna become a homeowner. You know what. I'm gonna
Speaker 2: do it. I'm gonna stop living check to check. I'm
Speaker 2: I'm gonna put a budget together. I'm gonna stop stepping
Speaker 2: out on my phone. I'm gonna go home. I'm gonna
Speaker 2: get it together. I'm gonna stop using when you make
Speaker 2: these decisions. That's correcting your mindset. Now. The closer connection
Speaker 2: you have with God, the more help you get sustaining
Speaker 2: the mindset. How many times have you started to do
Speaker 2: something and you stopped? How many resolutions have you made
Speaker 2: at the New Year and stopped by February over by me?
Speaker 2: And January done in March? Because if you don't have
Speaker 2: a clear connection with your creator to help you carry
Speaker 2: out the other force out there, that evil force is
Speaker 2: designed to get you not to reach your goals. Get
Speaker 2: you not to come to resolution with whatever the resolutions
Speaker 2: are you made, so he can so you can consider
Speaker 2: yourself not worthy or failure or unable to do something.
Speaker 2: But the more things you are able to accomplish, the
Speaker 2: greater your confidence goals grows. So we got to get
Speaker 2: your mindset together. Your mindset is a decision that you
Speaker 2: have to make. When you make the decision, you can
Speaker 2: begin in the process. Your mindset is also a will
Speaker 2: of yours, a will along with the decision, a will,
Speaker 2: a willingness to do right, a willingness to change, a
Speaker 2: willingness to be better. It's going to then cause you
Speaker 2: to have to make a decision to make a change
Speaker 2: of direction. Don't go where everybody else going. You got
Speaker 2: to go your way. Now. You can't follow the crowd.
Speaker 2: You got to take a less travel path. You cannot
Speaker 2: do this without changing your direction. You can't keep hanging
Speaker 2: with the people you've been hanging with if you want
Speaker 2: to be different, because they not. Then you have to
Speaker 2: develop an obligation to yourself. You've got to say, you
Speaker 2: know what for me and my family, or if you
Speaker 2: don't have a family for me, I owe it to
Speaker 2: myself I have an obligation to myself to be the
Speaker 2: best means that I can possibly be, to be the
Speaker 2: best self that I can possibly be, to be the
Speaker 2: best father, the best man, the best husband, the best wife,
Speaker 2: the best mother, the best daughter, the best son, the
Speaker 2: best student, the best employee, the best owner. You have
Speaker 2: an obligation to yourself to give yourself a shot at
Speaker 2: the best life you can. That's an obligation. You owe
Speaker 2: that to yourself. Why would you not live the best
Speaker 2: life that you possibly could. You have an obligation to yourself.
Speaker 2: Why would you cheat yourself like that? Why would you
Speaker 2: take yourself and never allow yourself to see the goodness
Speaker 2: that's already in you, to have the abundance that's been
Speaker 2: promised to you, to go and explore all the riches
Speaker 2: out there that's available to you. But one of the
Speaker 2: worst ways that you can rob your self of the
Speaker 2: joy of your obligation is to keep comparing yourself to
Speaker 2: somebody else. Because guess what, Man, that ain't your life.
Speaker 2: You ain't jay Z and Beyonce, You're not Oprah. Instead, man,
Speaker 2: that's not who you are. Quit looking around at everybody else.
Speaker 2: That comparison of everybody else will keep you broken, It'll
Speaker 2: keep you unhappy. You won't even be able to be
Speaker 2: grateful for what you have because you steady talking about
Speaker 2: what you don't have. That's not the way, man. You
Speaker 2: have an obligation to yourself to be the best you
Speaker 2: you can be, not the best them. You're not them.
Speaker 2: Stop trying to be them. Be the best you. It's cool.
Speaker 2: You got a nice little house. That's cool. You know
Speaker 2: how many big houses is empty and feel with hate
Speaker 2: and resentment. I'd rather have a smaller house fill with
Speaker 2: joy in it than to go to a big house.
Speaker 2: Man Prince got a line in a song that says,
Speaker 2: I realized, in its best disguised the house don't make
Speaker 2: a home. Man. Don't you know I know how true
Speaker 2: that is? So I'm just trying to tell you now.
Speaker 2: Another part of the mindset is taking dead aim at
Speaker 2: your life's goals and ambitions. What are they? What are
Speaker 2: your goals and your visions? What do you see for yourself?
Speaker 2: What do you dream about? If you knew you couldn't
Speaker 2: fail at whatever it is you were attempting, what would
Speaker 2: you go attempt see? That's what we need to be after.
Speaker 2: It's a mindset y'all. It's a decision. It's a will,
Speaker 2: it's a change of direction. It's an obligation to yourself.
Speaker 2: It's taking dead aim at your life's visions and goals.
Speaker 2: Come on, man, you got to get your mind wrapped
Speaker 2: around this thing. You owe it to yourself to live
Speaker 2: the best life you can be. Come on, man, talk
Speaker 2: to God. God got something for you. You just got to
Speaker 2: check in with him.
Speaker 3: You're listening morning show, ladies and gentlemen.
Speaker 2: Here we are another day, another blessing. Man, so glad
Speaker 2: to be here. Man, have you told him thank you
Speaker 2: this morning? I'm gonna be honest with you. I missed
Speaker 2: it a little bit this morning, got up running this morning,
Speaker 2: got off to a jumpy start. So I want to
Speaker 2: just say thank you right now. I appreciate you for
Speaker 2: everything you've ever done for me, for the time you've
Speaker 2: given me, for all your blessings seen and unseen, for
Speaker 2: all the rooms you entered me in with my name
Speaker 2: and my name is being said in positive ways. I
Speaker 2: thank you. I thank you for my measure of health
Speaker 2: and strength. Thank you God. I thank you most of
Speaker 2: all for letting me be here. Just another show. I
Speaker 2: don't care how it go today. As long as I
Speaker 2: get to go in with it, thank you. That's how
Speaker 2: I feel better now. Steve Harvey Morning Show, Shely Strawberry,
Speaker 2: Colin Farrell, Mississippi Monica, back off the plane of the Junior,
Speaker 2: the One Kill l One Space Boy. If that ain't
Speaker 2: a ghetto name right there on the one Space it
Speaker 2: was though hell boy back then. Boy he was damn
Speaker 2: in Spanish. Yeah, we're gonna name him low Wan. Yeah,
Speaker 2: that's a good one. And the legend that is nephew
Speaker 2: Tommy Junior one what what's what's on your mind? Now?
Speaker 8: We call it my name, my name. I'm tired of
Speaker 8: hearing my own name. Because I found out that I'm in.
Speaker 8: I'm it, that's it, I'm in. Yeah, find out.
Speaker 2: That I'm I mean for the holidays? Oh man, I'm it?
Speaker 8: Yeah what means the list?
Speaker 9: You know?
Speaker 2: It takes him a minute to connect his jokes. We're
Speaker 2: gonna be working on that. No, no, this, I find
Speaker 2: out that I'm it for Christmas. You thought I'm paying
Speaker 2: for Yeah, yeah, I'm paying now. Just this sprung upon me?
Speaker 2: Oh yes, oh yes, what what what have you been thinking?
Speaker 2: That Santa Claus really is coming.
Speaker 3: Now buddies, got buddies all we've been.
Speaker 2: Some I found out. Yeah, yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 1: See now is saying for the kids listening, there.
Speaker 10: Is a same not my damn kids that's listening.
Speaker 2: Right around here. Ain't no white man coming down my chick.
Speaker 2: I tell you that right.
Speaker 3: Now, ju Junior.
Speaker 2: Yeah, let me ask you something, man. So now that
Speaker 2: you've discovered you, what did you think was gonna happen
Speaker 2: this year?
Speaker 8: See, I just my friend in this house and they coming.
Speaker 8: I ain't know what was gonna happen, but I just
Speaker 8: found out that I'm it.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, they're all coming here.
Speaker 10: You got the new house, Junior, See dog, Oh they're
Speaker 10: gonna they're gonna break it in though, get ready for that.
Speaker 2: They gonna break it in your family. You gotta have
Speaker 2: stuff under the tree for the christ kid. You gotta
Speaker 2: go toy shopping. I didn't notice was part of the deal.
Speaker 2: But it's part of the deal.
Speaker 3: It's not in the vows, Junior. But something I wasn't in.
Speaker 2: The bowls shirt.
Speaker 1: I never said that when I'll stand up there for never.
Speaker 3: Some people you just some things you just know, you know.
Speaker 2: You just well, I don't yeah, obvious, Well I'll tell
Speaker 2: you what, Junior, I bet you are no where in January.
Speaker 3: When the bills come, they're gonna.
Speaker 2: Tear that damn house. You're gonna need a new new house.
Speaker 11: Coming up in thirty two minutes after the hour, we'll
Speaker 11: hear from the nephew as he runs that prank back
Speaker 11: right after this. You're listening hard morning show. All right,
Speaker 11: it is time now for the nephew to run that
Speaker 11: prank back.
Speaker 3: Nephew, what you got?
Speaker 10: I've decided since I went to church and passed, it
Speaker 10: wasn't now that, Hey, I want my money back.
Speaker 2: I won't mom money back.
Speaker 10: My tithe in different for for a system passes, it's different.
Speaker 10: I don't know versus senior past the first versus the
Speaker 10: senior paser asked me, asked me, ask me to play
Speaker 10: after I see pastor? Is that it's different for this
Speaker 10: right here? And I hope all these passes out there listening. Man,
Speaker 10: let us know where y'all are gonna send a text
Speaker 10: or something. Man, let us know when y'all ain't coming in,
Speaker 10: we might stay home watch the game. We ain't know
Speaker 10: you now you're gonna sit up in the here here.
Speaker 10: He comes from the book of roof. Man, stop this,
Speaker 10: don't do that. Yeah, yeah, I want my money back.
Speaker 10: Let's go catch up.
Speaker 12: Hello, I need to speak to sister Polic.
Speaker 13: Okay, who is this?
Speaker 12: That's right here is gled all right, This is Glen.
Speaker 12: I need This is brother Glen, and I speak of
Speaker 12: ster Police. But I have some please.
Speaker 13: Okay, sir, how did you get my number?
Speaker 12: I got your number from one of the deacons at
Speaker 12: the church.
Speaker 13: Okay, what deacon was that?
Speaker 12: I don't even know the deacon name. Listen when I'm
Speaker 12: trying to ask you, I'm trying to ask you, can
Speaker 12: you reimburse me for some money that I put in
Speaker 12: church on Sunday?
Speaker 13: Okay, Well, can you just calm down just a little place, sir.
Speaker 12: I I'm look. Are you the financial person at the church?
Speaker 2: Yes?
Speaker 13: I am. So what can I do for you?
Speaker 12: I'm trying to get my money back that I put
Speaker 12: in church on Sunday. I put one hundred dollars in
Speaker 12: church on Sunday and I'm trying to get my one
Speaker 12: hundred dollars back.
Speaker 13: Okay, what did you not give from your heart?
Speaker 12: I gave from my heart what I thought was gonna happen.
Speaker 12: But it didn't happen.
Speaker 13: Okay, help me, help you what you mean?
Speaker 3: Did?
Speaker 13: What didn't happen? What didn't happen?
Speaker 14: Sir?
Speaker 12: Okay, Pastor wasn't there. Pastor was not there on Sunday,
Speaker 12: and y'all had this guest minister come in who I
Speaker 12: ain't like him at all. But the dog on the
Speaker 12: offering was before he even got up to preach, so
Speaker 12: I didn't already gain my offer, which was one hundred dollars,
Speaker 12: and then I didn't even know Pastor wasn't Now you
Speaker 12: know what I'm saying. So here I am giving a
Speaker 12: hundred dollars. I'm thinking, I know I'm gonna get the
Speaker 12: word when Pastor there. But y'all put this dude up.
Speaker 12: He coming from don't nobody come from the book of
Speaker 12: Ruth no more? He was at Ruth Leviticus. He was
Speaker 12: all over the place. I want to get my one
Speaker 12: hundred dollars back. I ain't giving to that, sir.
Speaker 13: Do you not read the bulletin? I mean, how often
Speaker 13: do you even come to church?
Speaker 12: I come to church often. I mean what does got
Speaker 12: to do with anytime?
Speaker 13: Well, if you were come a little often and read
Speaker 13: the bulletin, so you would have known that pastor took
Speaker 13: a vacation.
Speaker 12: They took a vacation, so everybody knew he wasn't gonna
Speaker 12: be there.
Speaker 13: Yes, sir, the regulars, the people that come regularly to church,
Speaker 13: they know that, sir.
Speaker 12: Okay, well I ain't know that, So I need I
Speaker 12: need to get I need to get my money back.
Speaker 13: Okay. What I need you to do, though, is calm down.
Speaker 12: I'm come. I'm just trying to say I want to
Speaker 12: get my one hundred dollars. I'm not giving that simon
Speaker 12: I got on Sunday. I'm not giving one hundred dollars
Speaker 12: for that.
Speaker 13: Well, sir, I cannot give you one hundred dollars back.
Speaker 14: Okay.
Speaker 13: We don't do no refund checks. I can't do that. Okay.
Speaker 13: I have to wait your pastor get back in because
Speaker 13: two people have to sign a check. I can't even
Speaker 13: do that for you, sir. Matter of fact, I'm not
Speaker 13: even at work right now.
Speaker 12: Okay. So am I gonna get my one hundred dollars back?
Speaker 13: Okay, sir? Why don't you just call the church on
Speaker 13: tomorrow and then we can go from there.
Speaker 12: Okay, I'm not calling. I'm not calling the church tomorrow.
Speaker 12: I tell you what, you know what? You know what
Speaker 12: I'm gonna do. I'm gonna come up there tomorrow and
Speaker 12: you're gonna give me my one hundred dollars. Either it's
Speaker 12: in a check or it's in cash. But you promised, sister,
Speaker 12: Felicia Patterson, you're gonna give me my damn money.
Speaker 14: Say what did you just cuss me?
Speaker 12: I just told you that come tomorrow, I'm coming up
Speaker 12: there to get my damn hundred dollars. Whether it's in
Speaker 12: a check or whether it's in cash, I don't care
Speaker 12: what it is.
Speaker 15: Let me call you something, sir.
Speaker 14: You ain't getting nothing from us that you call here
Speaker 14: and cuss me asking for some money back you got.
Speaker 14: Now you're giving your money from your heart and doesn't
Speaker 14: not a whod off that preaching the word of God.
Speaker 14: You give because you love God. You ever thought to
Speaker 14: me like that, I'll strip you naked, Jim, and then
Speaker 14: you know what, You better be glad this ain't twenty
Speaker 14: years ago, because I'll cussed you from hey causey but daddy,
Speaker 14: he's saying me, because you know how you gonna cush
Speaker 14: I tell you what I will do, young man, What
Speaker 14: you want to say? Your name is again?
Speaker 2: What I mean?
Speaker 12: I'm brother Glenn, Brother Glenn.
Speaker 14: When I see you, I'm gonna give you don't right
Speaker 14: for the fellowship?
Speaker 13: Do you hear me?
Speaker 14: Do you ain't come up from something? Because that's how
Speaker 14: you treat God's people. You have been talking to me
Speaker 14: ignocance or picked up the phone. You ain't saying Hi, man?
Speaker 14: He doing man?
Speaker 12: Can you help me that?
Speaker 16: No?
Speaker 14: You just start cussing and hollering at me. You don't
Speaker 14: talk to people like that. You don't even sound like
Speaker 14: a Christian watch them.
Speaker 12: Don't do that. Don't you hear me?
Speaker 2: Right now?
Speaker 12: You want something from people?
Speaker 2: You act?
Speaker 14: That's what the word that you have not because you
Speaker 14: act not you'll call.
Speaker 13: You're hollering at me.
Speaker 12: Don't you help me? I can hear you. Come car.
Speaker 13: You're cussing at me. Oh Lord help me?
Speaker 12: Can I sister? Police? Can I change? I mean? I
Speaker 12: just want to change something else till you your own?
Speaker 14: Man?
Speaker 12: Can I say something?
Speaker 13: You can't say nothing to me? But do you know
Speaker 13: what you need to do? Go get you some malice?
Speaker 12: Yes, yes, yes, ma'am. But I but it's one more
Speaker 12: thing I just wanted to say to you.
Speaker 14: Ain't no, thank, ain't no one more.
Speaker 12: Thing, okay, But I just I just wanted to tell
Speaker 12: you this, sister Police.
Speaker 14: I wanted to told you you ain't got to tell me, yes.
Speaker 12: Ma'am, yes, ma'am. But I want to say this though.
Speaker 12: This is nephew Timmy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
Speaker 12: Your girlfriend sister Doris got me the prank phone call you.
Speaker 15: Oh my god, I am going to get dons. Oh yes,
Speaker 15: I am Tommy.
Speaker 12: Yes, hello Steve. No, no, ma'am, no, ma'am. Steve is
Speaker 12: out of here with me.
Speaker 15: Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm gonna need to have a
Speaker 15: prive and mama with sister Doll. Yes, you got to
Speaker 15: be privately till nobody here, but I got to share
Speaker 15: with her.
Speaker 13: Yes, gonna just be me, her and the lost.
Speaker 12: She told me. She say, my girlfriend is blessed, highly favored.
Speaker 9: Say.
Speaker 12: She said, I want you to see if you can
Speaker 12: push her. But I did, sister Police, and you you
Speaker 12: you rolled it out. I'm gonna tell you, but you
Speaker 12: let me ask you something though. Twenty years ago you
Speaker 12: you you it'd been a little different.
Speaker 13: Ooh, twenty years ago, I got to pick you up
Speaker 13: and dropped you back down.
Speaker 15: Looked at you and walked off of you after I
Speaker 15: got you.
Speaker 13: Cussing you out. But that was twenty years ago.
Speaker 14: Ooh, thank the Lord for deliver who oh, man, Lord,
Speaker 14: my legs, it's taking hula.
Speaker 12: Lord, ask you something, Sister Policia. I gotta ask you.
Speaker 12: What is the baddest and I mean the baddest radio
Speaker 12: show in the land.
Speaker 15: Oh, I must say the Steed Harvey Morning Show?
Speaker 14: What you got me?
Speaker 12: You got me?
Speaker 4: You got me?
Speaker 3: Are you all right thinking that? Are you coming up
Speaker 3: next as the Celo you're listening morning show? Coming up
Speaker 3: at the top of the hour.
Speaker 11: In entertainment news, Erica Badu is on the cover of
Speaker 11: GQ Germany Men of the Year issue. Yes, congratulations to her,
Speaker 11: but right now it is time to ask the clo.
Speaker 11: Mackenzie in Chesterfield says, my sister and I have different fathers,
Speaker 11: and her dad raised me. She fell out with her
Speaker 11: dad last year and it's a problem because I'm still
Speaker 11: close to him.
Speaker 3: She said.
Speaker 11: If she's mad at him, I can't talk to him.
Speaker 11: Why should I have to be mad at him too?
Speaker 2: You don't, you don't, No, you don't, And don't let
Speaker 2: her put that on you, man. No, keep that relationship
Speaker 2: with that man. That man have been good to you. Man,
Speaker 2: you owe him that. You know, your sister crazy, yeah,
Speaker 2: good hair, well she crazy. She ain't got no damn friends,
Speaker 2: She ain't got no relationship. She always end and stuff.
Speaker 2: That's her problem. Because let me tell you something, man,
Speaker 2: If you can fall out with your mama and stay
Speaker 2: mad at your mama, it's really something wrong with you. You're difficult, bruh.
Speaker 2: It really is something wrong with you. If you can't
Speaker 2: work through it with your mama, it's something wrong with
Speaker 2: you man. And then and your daddy. You know, if
Speaker 2: if dad ain't did nothing vile to you, man, work
Speaker 2: this out with your parents, what's wrong with y'all? Y'all
Speaker 2: gonna missle? Because let me tell y'all something, And everybody
Speaker 2: on this show can tell you this right here. You're
Speaker 2: gonna lose one of them people one day, and you're
Speaker 2: not gonna You're not gonna believe it. You're not going
Speaker 2: to believe. I'm telling you right now. These people that
Speaker 2: brought you in that world, that gave you life, to
Speaker 2: sacrifice for you, and then you mad because they did something. Okay, okay, well,
Speaker 2: you got to remember they ain't just parents, they're humans too.
Speaker 10: What is it over there having Thanksgiving with Mail?
Speaker 2: Ben fun? I told you I went on food with Mail?
Speaker 2: But no more? Didn't I say that?
Speaker 9: Did you?
Speaker 2: Over there?
Speaker 4: Tell me?
Speaker 2: Good? Hell? Will Melvin know how to fry turkey better?
Speaker 3: And some one in Melvin?
Speaker 4: All right?
Speaker 11: Moving on to Catrice and Tampa, Katree says, I dropped
Speaker 11: my cousin off at the pool hall and I ran
Speaker 11: into an ex. We talked and had sex real quick
Speaker 11: in my car. I don't think anyone saw him in
Speaker 11: my car, but my husband asked me about it. I
Speaker 11: think my cousin snitched. So should I admit he was
Speaker 11: in my car?
Speaker 4: Hell?
Speaker 9: No?
Speaker 3: For real, I'm with you on this, cel Hell lie.
Speaker 2: Should I admit he was in my car?
Speaker 4: Wasn't?
Speaker 2: Hold on?
Speaker 10: Man?
Speaker 2: Hold hold? You didn't see him in Marca? Oh and
Speaker 2: you think I'm in a today?
Speaker 3: Boy, that was a risk she took.
Speaker 2: So but see how ghetto is this whole story? Yeah?
Speaker 2: I dropped my cousin off at the pool hall. What
Speaker 2: but the last time you've done that? No? No? Yeah,
Speaker 2: when the last time you dropped your cousin off at
Speaker 2: the pool hall? I've never done and I grew around
Speaker 2: nothing but pool hall. This is a hood ass story
Speaker 2: from the get go. I dropped my cousin off at
Speaker 2: the pool hall.
Speaker 3: What ran into my ex and we had sex real quick.
Speaker 2: Problem, that's the problem, the whole story. I dropped my
Speaker 2: cousin off at a pool hall, and I ran up
Speaker 2: into my ex and we had sex in the cop
Speaker 2: I ain't think nobody saw me real quick. But then
Speaker 2: my husband asked me about it. Right, what you don't
Speaker 2: see the ghetto going?
Speaker 3: So this is what we're doing now.
Speaker 2: Ghetto is moving right now?
Speaker 14: Is it?
Speaker 3: Fourth week?
Speaker 2: Down in the back seat some roof top digg in
Speaker 2: the scene where the gangster lean wo though you may
Speaker 2: not drive, hold on, that song was playing in the
Speaker 2: back great big cattle lac. It takes to white Wall
Speaker 2: hole TV A tennis in the back. Yeah, this is terrible.
Speaker 2: Oh it don't it's just that's ain't got But I
Speaker 2: just saw on the car that she had diamond in
Speaker 2: the back sun roof top. Yeall I got old ass
Speaker 2: Galaxy five hundred.
Speaker 11: Yeah, all right, we're moving on to Porter and Cincinnati.
Speaker 11: Porter writes, my wife's friend has flirted with me for years,
Speaker 11: and my wife just blows it off. Her friend is
Speaker 11: getting more aggressive, and she backed it up on me.
Speaker 11: At a house party with my wife egging her on,
Speaker 11: I wanted to grab her by the.
Speaker 3: Waist, but I was afraid to take it there.
Speaker 11: Do I bring this to my wife's attention or keep
Speaker 11: playing a lot?
Speaker 10: I'm just.
Speaker 2: Act like you don't know what the hell going on.
Speaker 2: Act like you don't even get it. As matter of fact,
Speaker 2: stop writing in the radio shows.
Speaker 3: Don't do that no more because your wife's listening.
Speaker 2: Boy, act like I wanted to grab her waist. I
Speaker 2: know you did because the thoughts on your mind. Do
Speaker 2: not acknowledge this to your wife. Act like it don't
Speaker 2: mean nothing. Now, let me tell you what's gonna happen
Speaker 2: one day though.
Speaker 3: Yes, she's gonna catch you somewhere out now.
Speaker 2: No, he does. He already said he wanted to grab away. Uh,
Speaker 2: they get some gravy, it's gonna be some grabbing. It's
Speaker 2: gonna be some grabbing. It's gonna be some grab Believe that. Yeah,
Speaker 2: it's over. As a matter of fact, he done wrote
Speaker 2: this letter just to you know, put the little feelers
Speaker 2: out there. He gone, though, we're gone and I'm gone.
Speaker 2: He gone, on the friend because it's newest exciting. He's gone,
Speaker 2: okay and away run he gone. And the girl, the
Speaker 2: girlfriend is doing it like she playing so she can
Speaker 2: get it in.
Speaker 3: And the wife ain't saying nothing.
Speaker 2: What girl?
Speaker 4: What is that?
Speaker 2: She thinks Hubert don't care? But Hubert, Hubert is really
Speaker 2: paying close to because Gwen win got one more time, Evelyn.
Speaker 2: Evelyn is letting this go on right now, but Herbert
Speaker 2: gonna keep up. Gwen going back in the one time,
Speaker 2: Herbert gonna be busy, don't grave, don't graze.
Speaker 11: Merab him by their waist and then all right, last one, Steve,
Speaker 11: This is from Bailey and Shreveport. Bailey writes, I'm planning
Speaker 11: a girls trip for New Year's ead. I just found
Speaker 11: out that two of my friends are sharing a man
Speaker 11: and they don't know it. Another friend said, we need
Speaker 11: to tell them before so it doesn't ruin our trip.
Speaker 3: What should we do? Do we tell them or not?
Speaker 2: But it's going to be a girl's trip. So if
Speaker 2: it's going to be a girls trip, how's it going
Speaker 2: to ruin it unless y'all playing it on? Bringing it
Speaker 2: up on the girls trip.
Speaker 11: Well, yeah, they'll probably talk about their men, and you
Speaker 11: know that's right there.
Speaker 2: Shut shame out, shut shime out. But I don't know
Speaker 2: why y'all feel them. Why do y'all feel the obligation
Speaker 2: to run your damn mouth? Ladies? Shut up? Sometime we
Speaker 2: can't do that, and it feels so good to be
Speaker 2: able to tell y'all just shut sometimes. That's what I
Speaker 2: want to Shut up.
Speaker 3: You can say it all you want, We're not gonna
Speaker 3: do it. Coming up, Shut off, you shut up. Coming
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Speaker 11: Yes, absolutely, all right, moving on, guys to entertainment news.
Speaker 11: Now Diddy is stepping down from running Revolt TV. Okay
Speaker 11: he has third Yeah, he's decided. He made that ovision
Speaker 11: to take a hiatus from what he found it said
Speaker 11: that back in twenty thirteen. What did you say, oh, Junior, Yeah,
Speaker 11: he stepped aside. No, According to sources, this is a
Speaker 11: temporary move. Now, this is a temporary move to make
Speaker 11: sure accusations about his conduct over the years don't distract
Speaker 11: from the company's mission or success or tank the brand
Speaker 11: uh the The plan is for CEO to Tavio Samuels
Speaker 11: and Chief brand Officer Dion Graham to continue running the
Speaker 11: company day by day. There is no timeline for when
Speaker 11: or if Ditty will return to his role as chairman.
Speaker 11: There's already been some fallout at Revolt in the wake
Speaker 11: of the allegations against Ditty. Last week, John Montgomery, who
Speaker 11: hosted a Revolt podcast, announced that she would not be
Speaker 11: returning for another season, citing Ditty as the reason. And yeah,
Speaker 11: now you know, fifty has something to say about all
Speaker 11: of this.
Speaker 2: He did.
Speaker 11: This is a fifty peg, he said, quote, I'll buy it.
Speaker 3: Talking about he'll buy remote TV.
Speaker 11: He said, I'll buy it for the low because you know,
Speaker 11: Cadillac and Att gonna pull out.
Speaker 3: That's really this is really.
Speaker 10: You know man, this is this is uh just going
Speaker 10: to hell in a handbag.
Speaker 2: Man, this is this one right here.
Speaker 10: Man, people are Kelly looking at TV saying, oh, this
Speaker 10: don't look good right here.
Speaker 2: This don't look good at Oh and he know, I think,
Speaker 2: you know, man, that should be a way for these uh,
Speaker 2: for people to pay for their crimes, you know, do
Speaker 2: their time, you know, and get a chance at redemption.
Speaker 2: You know, for everybody. You know, everybody deserves a chance
Speaker 2: at redemption. I'm doing time and nothing. But that isn't
Speaker 2: what I'm saying.
Speaker 16: Also, Capital Preparatory School that ended their relationship, doctor Steve Perry.
Speaker 2: Yeah, snowball. Let me tell you something. This this snowball
Speaker 2: just getting started. This thing is gonna go down the hill.
Speaker 2: It's gonna be avalanche in a minute. Man. This is
Speaker 2: a tough one. This is a tough one because in
Speaker 2: this culture, in even that that just simply the accusation,
Speaker 2: you know, which different, which goes against everything that the
Speaker 2: country is supposed to be built on. A person is
Speaker 2: innocent and to prove it guilty. But in this country,
Speaker 2: that's not how we are. As soon as you get
Speaker 2: the accusation, they just start taking stuff from you.
Speaker 11: Yeah, the court of public opinion condemns you and all
Speaker 11: of that.
Speaker 1: You're right, But his actions on paying so quickly the
Speaker 1: next day.
Speaker 2: That didn't help it. That's okay. I'm just oh no, no, no.
Speaker 11: Remember what his attorney said. That is not an admission
Speaker 11: of guilt. Remember that thirty million attorney said, that.
Speaker 9: Is it?
Speaker 2: Thirty is the number?
Speaker 9: Right?
Speaker 3: They didn't disclose the figure.
Speaker 2: Okay, I don't know where I say she.
Speaker 3: Was asking what Cassie was asking for?
Speaker 2: Thirty million. We've built in here and so long. Let
Speaker 2: me tell you about twenty years. We're gonna put it
Speaker 2: thirty court. Actually, if I ain't did nothing, no, we're
Speaker 2: going to court. But I understand what happens too, You know, people, Now,
Speaker 2: there are some There are a lot of cases y'all
Speaker 2: that are settled just because it's not worth the grind
Speaker 2: and hustle. There are lots of cases that are settled
Speaker 2: where people are truly innocent and instead of going through
Speaker 2: the rigorous of court and all like this, let me
Speaker 2: just get this little fool, this little bit of money
Speaker 2: gone by. My business problem with this case is these
Speaker 2: are different types of accusations.
Speaker 16: Yeah, sexual assault and sexual harassment and rape and all
Speaker 16: these are serious, serious.
Speaker 2: That I failed and got injured on my job. That
Speaker 2: happens all the time you get those settlement cases. That's
Speaker 2: insurance companies. Oh I did all that. I did the.
Speaker 1: Sexual assault and rape, and that's.
Speaker 3: Very very serious.
Speaker 2: Yes, No, that's a whole different case. I got hit
Speaker 2: in the car one time when I was twenty how
Speaker 2: about twenty twenty one, and it was one of the
Speaker 2: greatest days my life. Well, when I got hit, I
Speaker 2: was laying there. We were pinned in the car, and
Speaker 2: I was thinking Jesus the whole time I was in there,
Speaker 2: not for saving me before the money. I knew I
Speaker 2: was gonna get off the cake for.
Speaker 1: Your settlement anyway.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I wouldn't even I was paying in the car.
Speaker 2: They had to get the jaws to get us out.
Speaker 2: But I was thanking him the whole time because I
Speaker 2: knew the money that I wasn't even hurt. I wasn't
Speaker 2: even hurt. I was in that just as comfortable. But
Speaker 2: all the injuries I had when they did get me
Speaker 2: out was based on the case. Yeah, I had whipped
Speaker 2: last side, last had everything back. Oh god, can't walk.
Speaker 2: I had all that for They opened up the car.
Speaker 2: I was standing there and then I realized that wasn't
Speaker 2: a good look. Then I laid next to the fender
Speaker 2: that was off the car. Yeah, standing up here looking healthy.
Speaker 11: Right now, another place here, A passenger opened the exit
Speaker 11: door on a plane.
Speaker 3: We'll talk about it right after this.
Speaker 2: I'll beat his ass with that.
Speaker 3: You're listening morning show.
Speaker 11: Southwest Airlines passenger having a quote mental health emergency gave
Speaker 11: everyone a scare on Sunday when he opened the plane's
Speaker 11: exit door and climbed out on the wing.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, the heel his ass that day, the plan. That
Speaker 2: would have been your last day of nettiness for me.
Speaker 3: The plane, of course, was not in the air yet.
Speaker 11: It was parked at the gate at the Louis Armstrong,
Speaker 11: New Orleans International Airport waiting.
Speaker 2: Are you all right? Oh yeah, we're at the gate,
Speaker 2: because now you know how long you'd have delayed that flight.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, he sitting out on the wing. What did
Speaker 2: he need some fresh air? Yes?
Speaker 11: Thirty eight years old unidentified man jumped from the plane's
Speaker 11: wing down to the tarmac and was captured by security.
Speaker 11: Officers say the man was incoherent and unaware of his surroundings.
Speaker 11: He was taken to the hospital for a mental evaluation. Luckily,
Speaker 11: no one was injured. The plane had to be taken
Speaker 11: out of service. Passengers were boarded onto a new plane,
Speaker 11: which later took off for Atlanta.
Speaker 3: So, yeah, you know that took time.
Speaker 2: They ain't even telling you how long that delay was.
Speaker 2: That's why the whooping, because now on Southwest, I got
Speaker 2: to go out here and get another one of these tanks.
Speaker 2: Then I got to wait on the call Mountain. It's time.
Speaker 2: We're gonna be second. It ain't no rolls, no more.
Speaker 3: The boarding group, ABC, ABC.
Speaker 2: Oh that's why when I got on the plane, wasn't
Speaker 2: no no but middle seat the whole I got on there, Man,
Speaker 2: it wasn't but middle seat, I said, And that's back, Quinn.
Speaker 2: You remember Southwest had them seats that faced each other.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah, think we're doing.
Speaker 2: I rolled with a Hispanic family the whole flight. Yeah.
Speaker 2: I helped raise her family at border out of control,
Speaker 2: I raised his ass. By the time we landed, he
Speaker 2: was fully mannerable. He was either fully mantable or scared
Speaker 2: of black people wanted to tea well. You know.
Speaker 11: This incident occurred just a few days after a twenty
Speaker 11: six year old woman on board a Korean air flight
Speaker 11: from New York to South Korea tried to open the
Speaker 11: emergency door mid flight. She was subdued by the crew
Speaker 11: and placed under arrest when the plane landed.
Speaker 3: Authorities say she was on mess.
Speaker 11: Okay, So if you guys were the captain, first officer,
Speaker 11: just part of the flight crew, and a passenger thought
Speaker 11: about or tried to open the emergency exit door, what
Speaker 11: would you say to the fellow passengers?
Speaker 3: What would you guys do?
Speaker 10: Thank yes, everybody started whipping his ass till I give breath.
Speaker 2: There o to speak. We have a timely announcement right now.
Speaker 2: I'm you Captain Harvey, right, and I'll let you know
Speaker 2: we're going to be on selight de late. We're going
Speaker 2: to take about twenty minutes. His fellows, I asked, we'll
Speaker 2: get right back to your net. Let you know what
Speaker 2: time we'll be taken off.
Speaker 11: Y'all have thirty four minutes after the hour. Go small
Speaker 11: with your goals New Year's resolutions, we'll talk about it
Speaker 11: right after this. You're listening Harvey Morning Show. Go small
Speaker 11: with your goals? Okay, the holidays have only just started,
Speaker 11: but people are already thinking about their new year's goals.
Speaker 11: And this year it's all about going small.
Speaker 3: Okay.
Speaker 11: Seventy five percent of people make at least one resolution
Speaker 11: a year, but a new survey found that respondents would
Speaker 11: rather kick off their goals gradually than jump in head first.
Speaker 11: Almost half of those surveyed also said they'd rather concentrate
Speaker 11: on long term goals, with twenty seven percent saying they
Speaker 11: wanted to focus on short term ones. So, Steve, you're
Speaker 11: a motivational speaker. You motivate people all the time. What
Speaker 11: do you think should people continue to make big resolutions
Speaker 11: at the first of the year or should they go
Speaker 11: small with their goals?
Speaker 2: I disagree with that one thousand percent. I don't understand.
Speaker 2: There's no winning in small. There's no winning in small.
Speaker 2: I mean, look, what they're trying to say is but
Speaker 2: everything they're saying is preparing you for failure. It's assuming
Speaker 2: that ain't no need of you thinking big because you
Speaker 2: ain't gonna get big. Now that right, there is a
Speaker 2: negative connotation to me. You know, remember this, aim for
Speaker 2: the moon. In case you miss, you'll still be amongst
Speaker 2: the stars. But if you aiming for the fire hydrant,
Speaker 2: then you miss, you down in the damn dirt. See
Speaker 2: that's the problem with people. Pass no advice to people.
Speaker 2: I'm just against small thinking because it costs you no
Speaker 2: more to think big than it does to think small.
Speaker 2: If you say Volkswagon and Rose Royce, it don't take
Speaker 2: no more energy. It's Volkswagon is Rose RoCE. Man, y'all,
Speaker 2: don't let people convince you to take the small approach
Speaker 2: because then all you can ever get is small results.
Speaker 2: I'm just not a proponent of now. What they're trying
Speaker 2: to say is, don't disappoint yourself. You go to it
Speaker 2: and you don't get it.
Speaker 3: Expectation because it's just so high.
Speaker 2: Back to me, don't. I just don't like you manage
Speaker 2: your expectations. See now, look, either you want be a
Speaker 2: person of faith or you ain't.
Speaker 16: Give people advice though how to think big and how
Speaker 16: to not be not to hold himself back with that
Speaker 16: type of thinking.
Speaker 1: If you've never okay, here's set that kind of goal
Speaker 1: for yourself.
Speaker 2: You know what I mean? Well, here's a deal. Here's
Speaker 2: something I learned, and I taught this to myself. It
Speaker 2: is impossible to think an impossible thought. That's not possible.
Speaker 2: It is possible to think an impossible thought. Well, okay, okay,
Speaker 2: then how did you think it? Though? If it's impossible,
Speaker 2: how did you think it? And that's what you've got
Speaker 2: to incorporate into your thinking. Man, it is impossible to
Speaker 2: think about you. Tell somebody, man, I had this crazy idea. Man,
Speaker 2: I don't see how. I know you don't see how,
Speaker 2: but I'm telling you I saw it. And that's how
Speaker 2: imagination is given to you. And what we don't realize
Speaker 2: as people is that our imagination is given to us
Speaker 2: by God. God places what he has for you in
Speaker 2: your imagination. Albert Einstein once said, imagination is everything. It's
Speaker 2: the preview to life's coming attractions. That's just a fact.
Speaker 2: So what God does is he places the life he
Speaker 2: has for you in your imagination. The problem we have
Speaker 2: is we tell our imagination to the wrong people. Because
Speaker 2: if you want to kill a big dream, tell it
Speaker 2: to a small minded person. And all of us have
Speaker 2: done that. God has shown us something incredible in our imagination.
Speaker 2: We took it to our friends and loved ones, and
Speaker 2: they shot it down. I don't see how you gonna
Speaker 2: do that. Well, I know you don't see it because
Speaker 2: God didn't show it to you. He showed it to me.
Speaker 2: And I'm gonna trust on that fact right there. If
Speaker 2: I thought small, is no way I get here today.
Speaker 2: All you got to do is start thinking big. Does
Speaker 2: a book I recommend to everybody by David Schwartz David Schultz,
Speaker 2: The Magic of Thinking Be Go buy that book. It's
Speaker 2: all written off. All self help books have written off
Speaker 2: concepts of the Bible. Anyway, a man is as he thinks.
Speaker 2: If you think you're small, you're fitting to be small.
Speaker 3: I love it all right, Thank you. You are a
Speaker 3: motivational speaker.
Speaker 11: Coming up next, it is the Nephew with today's prank
Speaker 11: phone call any motivation for his nephew and the prank.
Speaker 2: Thanks stupid always. Thanks.
Speaker 3: Right after this, you're listening morning show.
Speaker 11: Coming up at about four minutes after the hour, it's
Speaker 11: my Strawberry letter for today and the subject is I
Speaker 11: fixed him up for his queen. I don't like the
Speaker 11: sound of that one. We'll find out what it's all
Speaker 11: about just a.
Speaker 2: Few yeah, somebody got a great man.
Speaker 3: Thank you, you're welcome. All right.
Speaker 11: Well here, well we'll find out what that's all about
Speaker 11: just a few because right now it is the nephew's
Speaker 11: turn for the prank phone call of the day.
Speaker 3: What you got for his nef?
Speaker 2: Before we get into the prank, let me say this.
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Speaker 10: just some encouragement. Did you do what is black on?
Speaker 17: Well?
Speaker 2: What is the color black on?
Speaker 12: It?
Speaker 2: Just coming out? I have a Hansler, but I've decided
Speaker 2: probably not best to say that, so let's just move
Speaker 2: home because that's no.
Speaker 1: And when you know he's filtering himself, nephew.
Speaker 10: Yeah, go to Don't Cancer Me Out, Doc. I'm not
Speaker 10: playing this foolishness. Don't cancer me out dot com. It's
Speaker 10: a great gift to give somebody. It's some great encouragement
Speaker 10: for somebody that's going through the storm. All right, do
Speaker 10: that for me. Now, get to the prank. Today's title
Speaker 10: is thick and shut in. Thick and shut in. Y'all
Speaker 10: already know that's part of the church, thick and studying.
Speaker 10: You already know some people that used to be on
Speaker 10: that list. I used to know mister Euler May Steptoe.
Speaker 10: You're always on the sick and shut in this. Let's
Speaker 10: go catch it.
Speaker 9: I'm trying to speak it. You got him. I'm doing
Speaker 9: I ain't doing too good. You been over praying for
Speaker 9: my wife again, right right, right, yes, sir, you just
Speaker 9: came over here three times in one week. My wife
Speaker 9: had already went through the operation and all that she's
Speaker 9: gonna be pining. I don't need you over a praying
Speaker 9: three times a week, because honestly, I think it's something
Speaker 9: else on your mind when you come over here praying
Speaker 9: for my wife.
Speaker 17: I ain't stupid, brother, kind of Hold it, brother, this brother,
Speaker 17: this is well your wife was on.
Speaker 18: The second shot. Ain't list I Reverend asked you to
Speaker 18: come by.
Speaker 17: Reverend ain't requested that I come by.
Speaker 9: Okay, he ain't requested for you to bring your black
Speaker 9: to my house for no three times in one week, man,
Speaker 9: So you can cut that down with me.
Speaker 17: Hold it, brother, I came with Sister Georgia the first time.
Speaker 17: The second time I came by myself because she was
Speaker 17: able to come by, and I only.
Speaker 18: Stayed fifteen minutes these times. So what's the problem.
Speaker 9: Could I already know what you what you're doing. I
Speaker 9: know you're trying to holler at my wife. I ain't
Speaker 9: stoop hop at your wife.
Speaker 17: I had a wife. Why would I have at your wife?
Speaker 9: She's probably already you already know what you already know
Speaker 9: what you're doing. Man, you up in his other my wife?
Speaker 9: Why wind up? Why nobody at the house already know
Speaker 9: what you're doing. Let me tell you something. Keep your
Speaker 9: black away from my house. If you want to pray
Speaker 9: for my wife.
Speaker 7: I'm gonna wait man, Wait minute, wait, man, you can't
Speaker 7: talk to you that's what you're gonna now, Brother, it
Speaker 7: ain't gonna be none of that, and ain't gonna be
Speaker 7: none of that.
Speaker 17: You're talking to the wrong brother, and I okay. Now,
Speaker 17: First of all, you're.
Speaker 18: Not gonna disrespect me and curse me out.
Speaker 17: Okay, that's not even the way brother should be talking
Speaker 17: to brother. Second of all, if there's any laying on
Speaker 17: the hands, it's gonna be my hands laying on you.
Speaker 9: Okay, late, late, I know I'm trying my wife. If
Speaker 9: I find out what you around. You know that you
Speaker 9: mess around with my wife, it's gonna.
Speaker 17: Be I'm crazy trying to be crazy.
Speaker 12: I'm just letting you.
Speaker 9: I'm gonna say it one more time, keep your black
Speaker 9: off around my you know.
Speaker 17: First of all, I told.
Speaker 18: You once again you can't be talking to me like that.
Speaker 18: Now I'm trying to.
Speaker 17: Be cool about the situation because I know you may
Speaker 17: be just upset.
Speaker 9: Okay.
Speaker 18: I can appreciate that.
Speaker 17: Okay, I have a wife, and I'll be upset if
Speaker 17: somebody's coming out there.
Speaker 9: And your out with your wife.
Speaker 17: I spend my time with my wife. I do you
Speaker 17: know anybody come buy your house.
Speaker 9: Maybe I need to come on your house and high
Speaker 9: let your wife. Well, you're welcome to maybe come to
Speaker 9: come lay something over there on huh God, now sure
Speaker 9: way trying to do it.
Speaker 17: Hold holder, one man, holdly, one manute. I'll tell you
Speaker 17: before being disrespectful. Now, that was a very idiotic statement
Speaker 17: for you to make.
Speaker 9: Okay, that's what's gonna happen. If I catch your black
Speaker 9: drip my house again, I'm gonna play this man, and
Speaker 9: then I'm getting on the phone with you, you, your pastors,
Speaker 9: any more of them, because if anybody come by my
Speaker 9: house again and I ain't there, I'm kicking your black.
Speaker 17: That's a promise, you know. Just that's it.
Speaker 18: Look here, brother, if that's gonna be any cook and
Speaker 18: god on, I'll be kicking your I'm gonna lay my
Speaker 18: hands on you and I'm gonna give you a good
Speaker 18: sanctified whooping, and then I'm gonna.
Speaker 17: Pray for you. I'm gonna pray to heal you by
Speaker 17: this foot I'm gonna put up, okay, because I I've
Speaker 17: had it with you, you know, And I only went
Speaker 17: by to visit your wife because I was asked to
Speaker 17: go visit your wife. Now, that was a problem.
Speaker 18: You should have called a pastor. Okay, but you're not gonna.
Speaker 17: Disrespect me my wife to church on the phone.
Speaker 12: Life.
Speaker 17: If you want to do somebody, you can meet me
Speaker 17: any place.
Speaker 9: Well.
Speaker 17: As a matter of fact, I can go anywhere I
Speaker 17: want in this town. If I be at your house
Speaker 17: talking to your wife, if the path asks me to go,
Speaker 17: I'm gonna be there.
Speaker 12: Okay.
Speaker 18: You you know, you just you know. It's just a
Speaker 18: stupid brother.
Speaker 17: Okay. You need to come to You need to come
Speaker 17: to church more off. And that's the problem. You gonna
Speaker 17: come to church more off. If you come to church
Speaker 17: more off. You want to be talking to me like that.
Speaker 17: You want to be worried about me and your wife
Speaker 17: because there must be something wrong at your house. You
Speaker 17: be worried by me fooling with your wife. Okay, so
Speaker 17: you need to check her? Okay, you how about that?
Speaker 17: Why don't you do that? Why don't you why don't
Speaker 17: you just check her? Okay?
Speaker 9: Thomas said, you the one that's cheating with with my wife.
Speaker 9: That's that's all I know.
Speaker 17: Who Tommy, let me.
Speaker 9: Say you, Tommy, the one said Thoma said, you the
Speaker 9: one that's cheating around with my wife.
Speaker 17: Tommy who?
Speaker 11: Who?
Speaker 18: Who is Tommy Tommy Who?
Speaker 9: This is nephew Tommy Man. So this is nephew Tommy
Speaker 9: from Steve Harvey Morty show man. Your church member got
Speaker 9: me the pray ball.
Speaker 18: Not long for that?
Speaker 17: You know you're long, Y're long.
Speaker 9: You know, y'all a highway to hell, all of y'all.
Speaker 17: You know, NonStop, no, you know y'all just you know,
Speaker 17: y'all just gone. You know, ain't no stop signed, you know.
Speaker 17: I fine go, I'm gonna pray for all of y'all,
Speaker 17: all of your brothers. Nephew, tell me Steve.
Speaker 9: Hobby Bus wrong for that.
Speaker 18: Okay, I'm gonna check him. I'm gonna check you out.
Speaker 18: I'm finna go, I said, I want to talk to
Speaker 18: you out the more. I'm pretty all.
Speaker 9: I'm gonna say, Hey, brother, puse you go? Man, you
Speaker 9: gotta tell me what's the baddest radio show with the
Speaker 9: lamb man Steve Hobby more in the show and now
Speaker 9: you have it.
Speaker 10: Put some stupid on that. Put this speck on my stupid.
Speaker 10: That's all I asked. Just put a little speck on
Speaker 10: my stupid.
Speaker 2: Do you know that's one of my favorite all time
Speaker 2: interviews bird Man on the Breakfast Club. That was one
Speaker 2: of my all time favorite interviews all tree of y'all
Speaker 2: a tri I said my talk. I love bird Man.
Speaker 2: That's my dude. I want. That could have went either
Speaker 2: way right there.
Speaker 10: That looked real scary. I ain't saying nothing about bird Man.
Speaker 10: I got speck on his name all right, the something
Speaker 10: fifteen through the seventeenth Nate Jackson's Super Funny Comedy Club, Tacoma, Washington.
Speaker 10: And then on the other side in twenty twenty four
Speaker 10: MLK Weekend, the Nephew is coming to the Comedy Zone
Speaker 10: in Jacksonville, Florida. That's January twelfth through the fourteen. I
Speaker 10: got about whining dates already learned. That's how you do
Speaker 10: next year. That's how you come into twenty four. Hey
Speaker 10: Tommy and swangon.
Speaker 2: Yess Sir Tommy, I'm gonna put his hattoo on my
Speaker 2: face and start talking crazy. You are are you putting
Speaker 2: on my face? I'm gonna put two tears on my
Speaker 2: sheet like I don a kid.
Speaker 3: Thank you Nephew coming up next.
Speaker 2: About eight tears on my face, just crying all time
Speaker 2: my face, just eighteen subjects. I thanked him up. For
Speaker 2: his queen.
Speaker 3: We'll get into it.
Speaker 2: Put eight tears on each side of my face.
Speaker 3: Sixteen letter.
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Speaker 11: Thank you nephew. Subject I fixed him up for his queen.
Speaker 11: Dear Stephen Shirley. I got married when I was twenty
Speaker 11: six years old, and we only lasted for four years
Speaker 11: because of the way my husband was raised by his
Speaker 11: mom and grandmama.
Speaker 3: We moved in with his.
Speaker 11: Mother after we got married, and she cooked for us,
Speaker 11: washed our clothes, and did all of the household chores.
Speaker 11: I used to try to clean up the kitchen after
Speaker 11: she cooked, but she wasn't having it. I could not
Speaker 11: wait to get my husband away from his mom and
Speaker 11: grandma and into our own apartment.
Speaker 3: I taught him to wash clothes, cook, put the trash out,
Speaker 3: and have some kind of order in our home.
Speaker 11: His mom was still all in our marriage, saying that
Speaker 11: I should cater to her son. So I got fed
Speaker 11: up and moved out. For a while, we tried to
Speaker 11: save the marriage, but he wasn't the man I needed.
Speaker 11: We are divorced now, but we are still friends. He
Speaker 11: calls to ask for my recipes because he cooks.
Speaker 3: Now.
Speaker 11: I have watched him evolve into a grown man and
Speaker 11: someone that I.
Speaker 3: Can respect and love.
Speaker 11: I invited him to dinner just to catch up, but
Speaker 11: he insisted that I come to his house for dinner instead.
Speaker 3: His place was spotless.
Speaker 11: And the pasta he made good was just as good
Speaker 11: as mine. I had two glasses of wine, and I
Speaker 11: was hoping he wanted to have sex.
Speaker 3: I was so wrong.
Speaker 11: He started telling me about his queen that he plans
Speaker 11: to propose to. He thanked me for making him a
Speaker 11: better man for her, and he said that his second
Speaker 11: marriage will last because of it. How can he do
Speaker 11: all the right stuff for her? I want this new
Speaker 11: and improved version of my man. I want to be
Speaker 11: as queen. Should I tell him that well, I mean, yeah,
Speaker 11: go ahead, shoot your shot. Of course, you can tell
Speaker 11: him how you feel and see where it goes, see
Speaker 11: how it turns out. I mean, you guys were really
Speaker 11: young when you got married, and he was still a
Speaker 11: mama's boy and his mom was too much in the business,
Speaker 11: you said, But all that has changed now thanks to you,
Speaker 11: So put it out there. You have nothing to lose,
Speaker 11: You have nothing to lose with all of this. But
Speaker 11: you can't be afraid of how you feel. I mean,
Speaker 11: that's how you feel, So tell him. Just make sure
Speaker 11: that you want him back for the right reasons and
Speaker 11: not because he's moved on with a new queen and
Speaker 11: you're jealous. He could be waiting to hear how you feel,
Speaker 11: and it could change his mind, and it could be
Speaker 11: too late. You have to be prepared if you don't
Speaker 11: get the answer you want. But an honest conversation between
Speaker 11: the two of you would definitely clear a lot of
Speaker 11: things up, a lot of things. But I got to
Speaker 11: tell you it doesn't look too hopeful. He looks pretty
Speaker 11: happy with this new queen. He sounds pretty happy with
Speaker 11: this new queen.
Speaker 2: Steve Well, Shirley, I ain't mad at you ass. I
Speaker 2: could see a lot of value in what she said.
Speaker 2: I agree with a lot of the stuff you said.
Speaker 2: I don't really know what angle I'm gonna take on
Speaker 2: this letter yet. I haven't really decided. You always try
Speaker 2: to find another rabbit hole to jump down here, and
Speaker 2: you know, yeah, something like that. But I think I
Speaker 2: may find it as I read a little bit more.
Speaker 2: This twenty six year old girl married when she was
Speaker 2: twenty six, only lasted four years because her husband was
Speaker 2: raised by his mama and his grandmama. Oh lord old now,
Speaker 2: oh not the mama and the grandmama.
Speaker 9: Lord.
Speaker 2: And then when y'all got married, y'all moved in with
Speaker 2: his mama. What she do? She cooked for you, washed
Speaker 2: all the clothes, did all the household choice. You didn't
Speaker 2: have to do nothing. He ain't had to do nothing.
Speaker 2: I used to try to clean up the kitchen out
Speaker 2: she cooked. She wasn't having it. See, man, I ain't
Speaker 2: got no problem with that. You want to do all
Speaker 2: the housework? Man? Woo knock shelf out? Hey, you might
Speaker 2: want to be help with the diition? No, thank you'
Speaker 2: I man? Now watching TV? Okay? Anyway, I couldnot wait
Speaker 2: to get my husband away from his mama and grandmama
Speaker 2: into her own apartment. Oh this is where the magic
Speaker 2: gonna start to happen, it ain't it. I taught him
Speaker 2: to wash clothes, cook, put the trash out, hair, sometime
Speaker 2: of order in the house. Oh that's a beautiful thing.
Speaker 2: His mom was still all up in your marriage, no
Speaker 2: telling you you need to cater to this boy. So
Speaker 2: I got fed up and moved out for a while.
Speaker 2: See now this is the key part to this letter.
Speaker 2: See this is she don't want to focus on that.
Speaker 2: I got fed up, So I got fed up and
Speaker 2: moved out for a while. Now what she's not telling you.
Speaker 2: It's why she moved moved out. It was because of
Speaker 2: the relationship between the mother, the grandmother and the boy.
Speaker 2: He was a mama's boy, and she got fed up
Speaker 2: with the woman interfering with the marriage, but the boy
Speaker 2: was allowing it. So now you got fed up and
Speaker 2: moved out. Key part to this letter, y'all. We tried
Speaker 2: to save the marriage, but he wasn't the man I needed. Okay,
Speaker 2: that's another key part. He wasn't the man you needed. Cool.
Speaker 2: We are divorced, but we still friend. How that works
Speaker 2: at all? I really don't. Once you divorced me, we
Speaker 2: are enemies for life. Yes, I can't call me for
Speaker 2: no damn help. I don't care how you're doing now.
Speaker 2: I ain't checking on you. The last thing we finnh
Speaker 2: do with be buddies. Five missia at all. I don't
Speaker 2: miss you at all. Part of my life is gone.
Speaker 2: Let it be gone anyway. Just the personal thoughts that
Speaker 2: I were having when I read that we are still
Speaker 2: friend wasn't friends when we was married. I don't know
Speaker 2: out of here we're gonna be buddies now anyway, Let's
Speaker 2: go on, Steve. He calls to ask for my recipes
Speaker 2: because he cooked. Now, I watched him develop into a
Speaker 2: grown man and someone that I can respect in love really,
Speaker 2: and then it happened. She invited him to dinner to
Speaker 2: catch up, but he insisted that he come to the house,
Speaker 2: and when she went to the house, his place was spotless.
Speaker 2: And when we come back, I'm gonna tell you what happened.
Speaker 11: All right, Hang on, Steve, We'll have part two of
Speaker 11: your response coming up at twenty three minutes after the
Speaker 11: hour Today's Strawberry letter subject I fixed him up for
Speaker 11: his queen.
Speaker 3: We'll get back into it right after this. You're listening
Speaker 3: Steve Hardy Morning Show.
Speaker 11: All right, come on, Steve, let's recap today's strawberry letter.
Speaker 11: The subject I fixed him up for his queen.
Speaker 2: Yeah, this woman, you know, had a little mama's boy.
Speaker 2: She was married to for four years. It ain't last
Speaker 2: because the mamma and the grandmama kept interfering and he
Speaker 2: was allowing it. And you know, they lived in their
Speaker 2: apartment for a while and the mother did everything, cooked, clean,
Speaker 2: all that. Even if she tried to help, the mother
Speaker 2: said it, oh no, So she couldn't wait to get
Speaker 2: their own apartment. They finally got their own apartment. They
Speaker 2: moved in together and they was having what she thought
Speaker 2: was wonderful time. So she started training him, taught him
Speaker 2: how to cook, clean, wash, take the trash out. And
Speaker 2: I don't know why takes the trash out as a
Speaker 2: damn skill. And I was this bag of trash, put
Speaker 2: it nott and walk your ass out there to the
Speaker 2: garbage can. I don't know why you think that was
Speaker 2: such a great ass accomplishment. It really wasn't nothing. He
Speaker 2: took the damn trash out. I know little boys had
Speaker 2: take the damn trash shout. He said, there got a
Speaker 2: grown ass man dragging the trash out, thinking you got
Speaker 2: a real man. Now, he just took the damn trash out.
Speaker 2: It's a bag. Most of them come with their little
Speaker 2: red thing. All you got to do is pull it
Speaker 2: in his cinch tight. You got to put the nott
Speaker 2: I remember you have to put your fingers in the
Speaker 2: healthy bag to make yourself or not. Now they got
Speaker 2: drawstring on it, can knot it up yourself. Now you
Speaker 2: just impressed. You're too easily and press his pucker ass
Speaker 2: took the trash out. That's all he did.
Speaker 9: That.
Speaker 2: Don't make him a man now, damn. Now he can
Speaker 2: wash dishes? What kind of man is that?
Speaker 9: So?
Speaker 2: What? Oh girl? He can wash clothes, cook, put the
Speaker 2: trash out, y'all? That well, okay, so now you taught
Speaker 2: him how to do that. And but the mama was
Speaker 2: still in the marriage. So, like I said, this is
Speaker 2: a key part of it. So you got fed up
Speaker 2: and moved out for a while. Couldn't take it no more.
Speaker 2: The mama boy wore you out. You couldn't help with
Speaker 2: the cleaning and all this is. So you got fed
Speaker 2: up and you moved out. Key part to this letter.
Speaker 2: Next thing you know, y'all say, y'all tried to save
Speaker 2: the marriage, but he wasn't the man I needed. Two
Speaker 2: key parts. You got fed up and moved out, and
Speaker 2: he wasn't the man you needed. Now, all of a sudden,
Speaker 2: we're divorced, but we still friends. I said that earlier.
Speaker 2: I don't know how that works. I don't know where
Speaker 2: y'all come from. And being friends with the person you divorced.
Speaker 2: We got divorced because we wouldn't friends. Were not finish formed,
Speaker 2: no friendship. Now you ain't gonna drag me over the coals.
Speaker 2: Get a lawyer in there and just win and win
Speaker 2: and win all the house and property and everything, and
Speaker 2: then we finish you friend. I got the damn start
Speaker 2: over with my life and everything. Now, hell no, it
Speaker 2: is about me. I got damn this brief. Pig myself
Speaker 2: out the damn gooda. Every time I get a damn
Speaker 2: divorce and start over, you're getting alimony, free ash checks
Speaker 2: and all his head. No, I'm not your damn friend anyway.
Speaker 2: Let me just move on herself. He calls and asks
Speaker 2: for my recipes because he cooks. Now, I watched him
Speaker 2: involved into a grown man as someone that I can
Speaker 2: respect in love. Oh, you're respecting love and man now,
Speaker 2: because you know how to cook, take out the trash
Speaker 2: and clean girl. I invited him to dinner so we
Speaker 2: could catch up, but he insisted I come to his
Speaker 2: house for dinner instead. His place was spotless and the
Speaker 2: pasta he made was just as good as mine. I
Speaker 2: had two glasses of wine and was hoping he wanted
Speaker 2: to have sex. Was I was so wrong? He started
Speaker 2: telling me about his queen that he plans and propose to. Okay,
Speaker 2: and what ain't he the man you that that you?
Speaker 2: He wasn't the man you needed? Right? He thanked me
Speaker 2: for making him a better man for her, and he
Speaker 2: said that his second marriage will last because of it.
Speaker 2: How can he do all the right stuff for her? Well,
Speaker 2: didn't you put him into the housekeeping training course?
Speaker 3: House course?
Speaker 2: You know how to cook, clean? And he take out
Speaker 2: the trash? You know how hard he is? Get a man,
Speaker 2: take damn trash out? Whoa I don't know? No means
Speaker 2: that take the trash out? Girl? You got something now, Tommy,
Speaker 2: You ever took the trash out last night? Junior? You
Speaker 2: ever took the trash out? Yes? Every day caring you
Speaker 2: ever had tash take the trash out? Yes? I don't
Speaker 2: do no damn housework? Does she tell me too?
Speaker 3: How is this about you?
Speaker 9: Not?
Speaker 2: The problem I had was she asked me to take
Speaker 2: the trash out. I ain't no where the damn garbage
Speaker 2: cans were. I was outside about fifteen minutes behind, walking
Speaker 2: around trying to find these damn garbage cakes. Anyway, how
Speaker 2: can he do all the right stuff for her? Because
Speaker 2: you put him in the house keep a training court.
Speaker 2: I want this new and improved version of my man.
Speaker 2: I want to be his queen. Should I tell him that?
Speaker 2: What surely's right? You should tell him that? But he
Speaker 2: don't want you. You know why he don't want you
Speaker 2: because you remember when you moved out for a while.
Speaker 2: A man don't forget that. See, soon as it gets rough,
Speaker 2: you quit. So since you putting people in the house
Speaker 2: keeping training program, maybe you should should have. Maybe you
Speaker 2: should have took that course down at the Verie, the
Speaker 2: how to hang in that when it gets rough courts.
Speaker 2: See you should have took that course. But oh no,
Speaker 2: your ass moved out and then you tried to say
Speaker 2: gave your marriage why you was moved out that didn't
Speaker 2: work because Mama and the Grandmama was in his ears.
Speaker 2: She'd have left you like this, boy, you don't need nobody,
Speaker 2: just get up on you as soon as they start
Speaker 2: thunderstorming outside. And it made sense. So now he don't
Speaker 2: want you. Oh yeah, he cooking and cleaning and making
Speaker 2: posta and all that's here. But he still might not
Speaker 2: be the man you need because all he did was
Speaker 2: graduate from the housekeeping training course. You never went to
Speaker 2: the hang the hell in that course, That house keeper
Speaker 2: training course. I'm telling you right now, it's very expensive
Speaker 2: to offer that New York NYC. Now you can get
Speaker 2: it down, and Emory has it coming in this right,
Speaker 2: the house keeper training program that's brand new. And that's
Speaker 2: what should I tell him that I want to be
Speaker 2: his queen. He don't want you. It ain't gonna happen.
Speaker 2: It's old with it's a rap. He got somebody else.
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Speaker 2: This house was foless because Mama came over there and
Speaker 2: clean it up right before you got there.
Speaker 3: Sports talk with Junior right after this. You're listening morning show.
Speaker 11: It is time now for Junior and sports talk.
Speaker 3: What you got Junior?
Speaker 2: Talk to me, talk to me and don't take long.
Speaker 2: I'm here, baby was having what's up?
Speaker 4: Jr?
Speaker 2: Everybody good? You're looking good. I shown't like the women
Speaker 2: on this show, man, it's such a It's like looking
Speaker 2: at these women on this show, it's like Neil Pollard
Speaker 2: and ice cream. Got some vanilla, some strawberry and some chunking.
Speaker 2: You got to be playing ringing there?
Speaker 4: What's that you got on?
Speaker 7: Man?
Speaker 2: What's this you wearing today? You don't say it?
Speaker 3: The whole coat is colarflower colo vegetable coat.
Speaker 2: No nice man, I call it.
Speaker 3: I call him vegan deliciously.
Speaker 7: Yeah.
Speaker 2: I had a white girl making. I had this white
Speaker 2: girl and I know making. She a vegan.
Speaker 3: She made it for me, get to it.
Speaker 2: She saw that fur I had on last week and
Speaker 2: she vomited. I said, well, what you're gonna make me? Then?
Speaker 2: I take the fur off? What you got? So she
Speaker 2: made the holiflower. Yeah, I'm gonna have my mink on
Speaker 2: next week. Though, I don't give a damn. But he
Speaker 2: ain't got nothing to do with me. Ain't. I ain't
Speaker 2: never seen no mink pet.
Speaker 8: Get to it man, Seahawks, Cowboys, Pippy, what you're gonna
Speaker 8: go with?
Speaker 2: Man?
Speaker 3: Cowboys?
Speaker 2: Come on, Dak here we go. Charges, Patriots pipping, Oh no, Chargers.
Speaker 2: I can't pull for the Patriots under no circumstances.
Speaker 3: Have fun.
Speaker 2: Cardinals, Steelers, Pippy, what you gonna do? We know how
Speaker 2: you feel about the Steelers, man, I hate the Steveners
Speaker 2: and everything in me upset Cardinals?
Speaker 3: Okay, Colts, Titans pipping Coats.
Speaker 2: Okay, here go, pipping man.
Speaker 3: Just pull for us this week? Pipping Broncos. Texans? Could
Speaker 3: you please pull for us?
Speaker 2: I sure will pull for you. But the Broncos, no, man,
Speaker 2: they just beat the Browns. Ain't the way the hell
Speaker 2: they gonna come in and let tention me.
Speaker 8: Come on, come on, Russell, Okay, here we go, Lions, Saints.
Speaker 2: Pipping man, Come on, Detroit, here we go.
Speaker 3: The Fucus Jets.
Speaker 2: Oh man, I live in Atlanta too. M hm, so Atlanta,
Speaker 2: so they don't break in when I ain't that I'm
Speaker 2: gonna go with that. This criminal element is strong down there, man,
Speaker 2: Atlanta forty nine is Eagles, pippin Eagles baby Jayler hurt
Speaker 2: all the way before you're dying? Were talking Mary?
Speaker 11: All right, thank you junior, thank you pimping coming up
Speaker 11: at the top here and.
Speaker 2: Wash my coat?
Speaker 17: Oll.
Speaker 11: Is it possible to just be friends with the man
Speaker 11: after you've crossed the line and had sex?
Speaker 3: We'll talk about it right after this. You're listening morning show?
Speaker 11: All right, So Steve, this is from Dasia in Columbus.
Speaker 11: Daisha says, I've had a friends with benefits relationship with
Speaker 11: a married man for three years. I started dating another man,
Speaker 11: and my married guy said he doesn't like to share.
Speaker 11: He said, if I start sleeping with a guy i'm dating,
Speaker 11: he will cut me off. I value our friendship, so
Speaker 11: I hate we started sleeping together. Is it possible to
Speaker 11: just be friends after crossing the line.
Speaker 2: No benefit benefit? No? The whole time y'all talking friendly,
Speaker 2: he gonna won't be more friendly?
Speaker 3: So then are they friends or not? No?
Speaker 2: No, they ain't never been from I see why she
Speaker 2: thanks you. She dating a married man. What he need
Speaker 2: a friend for? He got a wife. You're not there
Speaker 2: for friendship. That's what she thought. Every time y'all was
Speaker 2: being friendly, talking and laughing. How did they end up?
Speaker 2: So no, little girl, little girl? But then you you
Speaker 2: and you see you not that smart? A married man
Speaker 2: told you he don't like to share, but he's being shared.
Speaker 2: But he'll tell you he don't like to share. Okay, cool,
Speaker 2: and now you're trying to work it out. That don't
Speaker 2: make no sense, little girl, Go do your life. Yeah,
Speaker 2: he from the lead his wife, So go do you?
Speaker 2: I got you being that thing that ain't no problem.
Speaker 2: I don't care about that. I ain't being judgmental. But
Speaker 2: go do you stop? Quit telling him everything?
Speaker 3: Okay?
Speaker 2: Just go see the other dude?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Why are you telling.
Speaker 3: Him their friend?
Speaker 4: Because if he.
Speaker 2: Was your friend, if he was truly your friend, he
Speaker 2: would want the best for.
Speaker 3: You, exactly, exactly move on.
Speaker 2: But he don't. He won't the best for him. He's
Speaker 2: not your fault his nakedness.
Speaker 11: All right, we have time for another one, Steve. This
Speaker 11: is from Ramanda in The Bronx. She says, I had
Speaker 11: a silly crush on a man for years, and my
Speaker 11: husband knew it and tease me about him all the time.
Speaker 11: It's been years since I've seen the man, but my
Speaker 11: husband and I ran into him at a concert. I
Speaker 11: was so happy to see him, and I guess I
Speaker 11: brought it up too many times to my husband because
Speaker 11: he told me he didn't want to hear about the
Speaker 11: guy anymore. I think it's because the man is ill,
Speaker 11: in shape and handsome, and my husband has some health issues.
Speaker 11: Why did he switch it up on me like that?
Speaker 11: Has he lost his sense of humor in his old age?
Speaker 2: Now he's just sick as hell. You just said he
Speaker 2: has some healthy sick ass people don't laugh like you
Speaker 2: ever noticed that?
Speaker 3: She said he has some health issues. She didn't say, well,
Speaker 3: she's sick as hell.
Speaker 2: You know in health, Well, what is a health issue?
Speaker 2: If you're healthy, you ain't sick. You see, healthy health
Speaker 2: issues is create sadness. You be trying to laugh, you'd
Speaker 2: be going, that's what happened when you try to laugh
Speaker 2: when you got health issues, or you start laughing, start
Speaker 2: gasping for air. But sheldy. You know if you saw
Speaker 2: me when I had health issues, when you was at
Speaker 2: the house talking about my fat as was going up
Speaker 2: to them steps squeezing, see, then that's when I knew
Speaker 2: I had health issue. Yeah, but I wouldn't motivated me.
Speaker 2: Look at me now, I'm sixteen percent body fact, thanks
Speaker 2: to Share, because I didn't know what I asked was
Speaker 2: wheezing until I heard her saying yes, I was going
Speaker 2: up to see her. Steve, what's wrong? I just ate
Speaker 2: a whole hand, that's what you know.
Speaker 11: What do you tell this woman Ramanda in the Bronx?
Speaker 11: Why did he switch it up on her like that?
Speaker 11: He has he lost his sense of humor in his
Speaker 11: old age?
Speaker 2: Yeah he had. He ain't healthy, no more, ain't nothing
Speaker 2: funny when you hard to laugh, wheezing and hard to
Speaker 2: laugh when you know got high blood pressure.
Speaker 4: You laugh when you got blood.
Speaker 2: Blood. I had high blood you got start laughed, your
Speaker 2: head started feeling like it fit to pop. You can't
Speaker 2: laugh real hard. I tell you right now he has
Speaker 2: started throbbing, and I had high blood pressure. I'll tell
Speaker 2: you what I know. God, Yeah, yeah, he he'd have
Speaker 2: lost his sense of humor because because the boy you
Speaker 2: got to crush on, he steal in shape.
Speaker 3: Uh huh.
Speaker 2: You're looking at your little fast sick as husband. You're
Speaker 2: going damn.
Speaker 3: I could have head of night coming up in twenty minutes.
Speaker 19: After the hour, we'll have more of this ignorant show
Speaker 19: right after this, you're listening Hard Morning Show. On Monday
Speaker 19: night's episode of Nightcap with Shannon Sharp and Shadow Chosenko,
Speaker 19: they mentioned Megan the Stallion and Shannon gave explicit details
Speaker 19: of what he'd like to do to her.
Speaker 3: Now.
Speaker 11: Shannon's remarks did not go over well with his podcast fans,
Speaker 11: and ESPN even issued a statement. ESPN said, quote, love Shannon,
Speaker 11: but this is wildly inappropriate.
Speaker 3: He is employed by ESPN. They don't play that.
Speaker 11: He needs to tone it down on these types of comments.
Speaker 3: It's not the nineties anymore, that's right.
Speaker 2: Okay, who saved that ESPN?
Speaker 11: Yeah yeah, yeah, ESPN said, yeah, that's all the whole
Speaker 11: quote from ESPN.
Speaker 1: It's not like somebody else will see.
Speaker 11: Yeah yeah, yeah yeah, but that's not Yeah, the whole
Speaker 11: quote is ESPN.
Speaker 2: Okay, Well tone it down, buddy.
Speaker 4: Wow.
Speaker 2: Trying to find his number right now, like watch you
Speaker 2: know you know they call him, but I'm the real unk.
Speaker 3: Yeah you are.
Speaker 2: I'm Finnish called little un and have conversation with his ad.
Speaker 2: You're gonna mess around, mess your money up? Yeah, how
Speaker 2: he messed around with Ocho.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and saying things like that show no show.
Speaker 3: So are you thinking?
Speaker 11: Are you saying Chado Chosinko is influencing Shannon to bring
Speaker 11: this out in Shannon.
Speaker 2: Fann'll be classy every time I see him. What are
Speaker 2: you on there with? Steven A? And Shannon is a
Speaker 2: great dude man, Shannon Sharp is a great dude man.
Speaker 3: Wow, all right, coming up next.
Speaker 2: You don't take a ball. This is what happened. You
Speaker 2: don't take a ball, It just gets there.
Speaker 3: Will play around him?
Speaker 11: Would you rather coming up at thirty three minutes after
Speaker 11: right after this.
Speaker 3: You're listening Hard Morning Show. It is time now for
Speaker 3: a round of would you rather? Would you rather do
Speaker 3: two light.
Speaker 11: Two laps in a race car at three hundred miles
Speaker 11: per hour? Or would you rather zip line over the ocean?
Speaker 2: The ocean?
Speaker 3: Yeah, the ocean?
Speaker 2: Where does that end?
Speaker 4: That?
Speaker 12: No?
Speaker 2: Damn, oh it don't. It don't really matter to me
Speaker 2: because I'm gonna be passed out in either situation. I'm
Speaker 2: not even conscious because my ass got black out either way.
Speaker 3: Junior race car.
Speaker 2: Or zip line race car. He dead, he did.
Speaker 3: It's just two laps, race car.
Speaker 2: Two laps. Oh yeah, but this end hold up step
Speaker 2: three ft. That's a lot though, but still three would you.
Speaker 2: I was just at formula one. I watched this one
Speaker 2: eighty No.
Speaker 10: No, but when we get through these two left, your
Speaker 10: ass is still over the Pacific.
Speaker 2: I'm not zip Lynes. What is options? See?
Speaker 11: It's just too all right? Would you rather your wife
Speaker 11: talk less? Would you rather if your wife talked less?
Speaker 11: Or if she spent less? Which one?
Speaker 2: I'm not doing this, y'all. Not We're going right on
Speaker 2: in the Christmas nice No?
Speaker 3: Less to talk? Yes, Steve, yes.
Speaker 2: Mine talk less. I pay for that. I pay for sid.
Speaker 3: What what about?
Speaker 2: I'm gonna get another bag? Go ahead. I'm not I
Speaker 2: just got mad. I can't say nothing on this. I
Speaker 2: can't do that anyway.
Speaker 4: Yeah it is. Yeah.
Speaker 2: Hey, y'all, they're not gonna stop. They're not gonna start,
Speaker 2: all right, So might as well get some quiet at
Speaker 2: your house.
Speaker 11: Would you rather eat whatever you want without gaining weight?
Speaker 11: Or would you rather say whatever you want without any consequences?
Speaker 2: Be okay? Say it please, I'll be back on stage
Speaker 2: next Friday. Please no consequence. Boy, Let me tell you something. Please,
Speaker 2: please don't worry about the eating way. I take my
Speaker 2: fat ass right on back out there. Though you love food,
Speaker 2: I don't give it themn't.
Speaker 3: Weight or anything.
Speaker 2: Steve, I don't care about that. I don't caay, I
Speaker 2: keep cold plunge that I work with that. Just let
Speaker 2: me go out here Friday and say everything and ain't
Speaker 2: no coquestion. I'm telling you right now, all these groups
Speaker 2: need to tune in. Everybody that's in the group, every
Speaker 2: nationality needed to tune in. Wait, tune in, if you shop,
Speaker 2: tune in, come on, tune in.
Speaker 17: Tune in.
Speaker 2: Yeah, all right, you got you driving with a stick
Speaker 2: of hanging on your rear view mirror.
Speaker 3: Tune in.
Speaker 2: All right, I'm gonna have it for everybody.
Speaker 3: We'll be back with her living tune in.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna start with me, so everybody get comfortable with.
Speaker 9: It from.
Speaker 3: After this. You're listening Morning Show.
Speaker 11: All right, guys, it's time for us to close things out.
Speaker 11: It's our last break of the day. And before we
Speaker 11: get out of here, Steve, I know you have some
Speaker 11: closing remarks for us.
Speaker 2: Surely, enlightening, I'd like for you to read that little
Speaker 2: story you read earlier today.
Speaker 3: All right, it says, go small with your goals.
Speaker 11: The holidays have only just started, but people are already
Speaker 11: thinking about their New Year's goals and this year it's
Speaker 11: all about going small. Seventy five percent of people make
Speaker 11: at least one resolution a year, but a new survey
Speaker 11: found that respondents would rather kick off their goals gradually
Speaker 11: than just jump into them head first, and almost half
Speaker 11: of those surveyed also said that they'd rather concentrate on
Speaker 11: long term goals, with twenty seven percent saying they wanted
Speaker 11: to focus on short term ones.
Speaker 3: So earlier in.
Speaker 11: The show, Steve I asked you, since you're a motivational speaker,
Speaker 11: do you agree with that?
Speaker 3: What do you think?
Speaker 2: And I said one hundred percent. I do not listen
Speaker 2: to me, folks. Stop listening to people who are not
Speaker 2: where you're trying to go. Stop listening to people who
Speaker 2: are not supportive of your visions, of your dreams, of
Speaker 2: your goals. If you meet a person that's constantly trying
Speaker 2: to short side what you're telling them, and when it
Speaker 2: comes to your ambitions and your dreams, you are talking
Speaker 2: to the wrong person. You have got to surround yourself
Speaker 2: with like minded people. It is a horrible thing when
Speaker 2: I hear statistics like these telling people to think small,
Speaker 2: have smaller goals. That makes no sense at all. It
Speaker 2: don't make no sense. First of all, just as a
Speaker 2: person of faith, Just as a person of faith as
Speaker 2: many of you are, why would you short God? Why
Speaker 2: would you think that God has some form of limitations.
Speaker 2: You either believe that God can do anything but fail
Speaker 2: or you don't. But man, don't head your own bet.
Speaker 2: Why would you do that? You know? The saying is
Speaker 2: aim for the moon. In case you miss, you'll still
Speaker 2: be amongst the stars. That's why you aim. How you
Speaker 2: know that? Set that weight gold in the new year.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna lose twenty pounds, I'm gonna lose fifteen, I'm
Speaker 2: gonna thirty pounds, But accept that number. That's the only
Speaker 2: way to achieve it. The Bible says, a man is
Speaker 2: as he thinketh. If you think small, guess what you
Speaker 2: gonna be small? You cannot be big thinking small. I'm
Speaker 2: sorry that to think. If you let anybody tell you
Speaker 2: to think small, they're doing you a disservice. Folks, they're
Speaker 2: doing you a serious disservice. And it's amazing, man, how
Speaker 2: many people get away with this? And then they come
Speaker 2: up with statistics. Seventy five percent of the people say
Speaker 2: they gonna lord their expectations half of them don't ever
Speaker 2: accomplish their expectations, and twenty seven percent say they want
Speaker 2: to start off with short term goals. Okay, do you
Speaker 2: know what I've always wanted to be in my life.
Speaker 2: I wanted to be in the five percent of club
Speaker 2: because those were the people who seem to be doing
Speaker 2: the most to me. And I'm not talking in terms
Speaker 2: of just money. I'm talking about in terms of using
Speaker 2: your capacity to its highest level. Okay, let me share
Speaker 2: a statistic with you that I learned a long time ago.
Speaker 2: Five percent of the people make ninety five percent of
Speaker 2: the money in this world. This is just a stat
Speaker 2: I learned. You may find something that says something else.
Speaker 2: I don't care. I'm just telling you what I learned.
Speaker 2: It was somebody bought it up one day and I
Speaker 2: just kind of memorized it. Five percent of the people
Speaker 2: in this world make ninety five percent of the money.
Speaker 2: Then I learned another statistic that the average person when
Speaker 2: he dies, only uses five percent of their total mental capacity,
Speaker 2: and they die with ninety five percent of their mental
Speaker 2: capacity never ever being tapped into it. So I got
Speaker 2: to think it. One day, I said, if five percent
Speaker 2: of the people in this world make ninety five percent
Speaker 2: of the money, and ninety percent the people in this
Speaker 2: world die only using five percent of their brain power.
Speaker 2: Then I went to start thinking. I said, well, man,
Speaker 2: I need to start using more my brain power so
Speaker 2: I could get in the upper percentage. But if you
Speaker 2: don't make it to the five percent, let's just make
Speaker 2: Let's say you make it to the twenty percent. Why
Speaker 2: not aim for the five because if you miss, you
Speaker 2: can still be in the top twenty. See to think small,
Speaker 2: it serves you no purpose. It just doesn't folks, And
Speaker 2: be careful listening to people who prescribe to that type
Speaker 2: of thinking, because it's not gonna get you where you
Speaker 2: want to be. Because you gotta aim big. You gotta
Speaker 2: think big, you gotta aim strong, you gotta aim tall,
Speaker 2: because there's gonna be some challenges along the way. There's
Speaker 2: gonna be some setbacks along the way. And on this journey, man,
Speaker 2: as you get hit with this thing called life, you
Speaker 2: got to have aimed in a way so when you
Speaker 2: get knocked down, you ain't all the way down. Get
Speaker 2: back up and get yourself back together and get on track.
Speaker 2: And please, man, stop listening to people. I wish I
Speaker 2: knew who wrote this, because I can tell you one thing.
Speaker 2: I bet the person that wrote this thing that Shirley
Speaker 2: read today is not who you want to be. I
Speaker 2: promise you it's not because he done set up here
Speaker 2: and got himself a bunch of statistics together to justify
Speaker 2: why he is where he is when I don't want
Speaker 2: a statistic to prove to me why I could fail.
Speaker 2: That's like people always talk about, Man, you gonna just
Speaker 2: jump out there in the comedy. You need a plan B. No,
Speaker 2: I don't need no plan B. Everybody I know catch
Speaker 2: you up something with you. Everybody and I know that
Speaker 2: had a plan B had to use it. Everybody, everybody
Speaker 2: I know that filled out a prenup had to use it.
Speaker 2: Because if you make any preparation for failure, that's exactly
Speaker 2: what's gonna happen. I ain't never met a couple had
Speaker 2: a prenup that didn't use it ever. Think about that
Speaker 2: for a minute. Think about that for a minute. Dream
Speaker 2: big man, don't little body stop. Y'all have a great
Speaker 2: day to day. Talk to God. Need absolutely love to
Speaker 2: hear from you, and I'm pretty sure he'll tell you
Speaker 2: to thank big because God can do anything.
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