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Speaker 3: I don't know why it took me a week to
Speaker 3: remember this what pretty embarrassed, and I can't believe no
Speaker 3: one here figured it out either's Brook and Jeffrey.
Speaker 4: In the morning.
Speaker 3: Did you guys remember a week ago, or maybe it
Speaker 3: was two weeks ago when I asked, are we doing
Speaker 3: Christmas presents for each other this year?
Speaker 4: And Brooke immediately rolled her eyes at the.
Speaker 3: Question, and then Joseiah said something about how he was
Speaker 3: tricked into not buying presents for anyone last year, while
Speaker 3: Alexis complained about the really nice coffee mug that I
Speaker 3: got her, Yeah, starting a fire in her microwave.
Speaker 5: I mean, I feel like that's a fair complaint.
Speaker 3: Yeah, basically, you guys all made it about yourselves.
Speaker 6: But remember the holidays are supposed.
Speaker 3: To be about giving, so not giving side eye giving.
Speaker 2: I will say I did get I didn't end up
Speaker 2: doing it, but I did bring two things up to
Speaker 2: the register for Alexis and Ashley, but then I decided
Speaker 2: not to get them because I don't want to buy
Speaker 2: something for Jeffrey and jose because it's so much more
Speaker 2: fun to buy for you.
Speaker 5: You don't have to tell them you gave it to me.
Speaker 7: Bro.
Speaker 3: I don't know, Okay, okay, yeah, I don't know if
Speaker 3: that's really in the spirit.
Speaker 2: I mean, if the spirit is supposed to be like
Speaker 2: you enjoy giving right.
Speaker 3: Yeah to everyone. But that's what I was saying. I
Speaker 3: can't believe I forgot that. For years we were doing
Speaker 3: white elephant gift exchange.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, yours is still sitting over by my desk.
Speaker 2: I don't know, we never did, never done on since
Speaker 2: I've worked.
Speaker 3: Here, But just whatever we find in our closet gift exchange.
Speaker 3: That was so fun back in the day. Sure tried
Speaker 3: to give away one of her children one year. Remember,
Speaker 3: Ashley took them home for the weekend, but eventually had
Speaker 3: to give him back.
Speaker 1: That's why they have those ticks.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but can we all agree like a white elephant.
Speaker 4: Exchange for this Christmas. We should do it.
Speaker 3: I love it that we don't have to buy us anything, Brooke.
Speaker 3: Just go into your closet and give us whatever is
Speaker 3: in there.
Speaker 1: Are we trying to be serious? Like you? You want
Speaker 1: to give a good gift? Or is it a funny one?
Speaker 5: Do you have like a budget? You know, spend?
Speaker 8: Don't overthink it to organize the second less thought.
Speaker 4: Is better in this case. Maybe maybe we'll do an
Speaker 4: Instagram live thing for Jake.
Speaker 3: What do you think, Jake?
Speaker 7: Is that?
Speaker 4: Okay?
Speaker 9: All I've ever wanted for Christmas? That's our gift to
Speaker 9: Jake this year.
Speaker 3: So we'll do white elephant gift exchange among the entire show.
Speaker 3: Don't forget all right now, let's move on and get
Speaker 3: into the shock collar question as a day with a
Speaker 3: man who is teaching a class on how to stuff
Speaker 3: stockings for her pleasure this year Digital Jake.
Speaker 9: This holiday season, forget caroling around the neighborhood or playing
Speaker 9: Spin the Candy Cane with your relatives, because this is
Speaker 9: the hot new chrisp game everybody wants to play with
Speaker 9: your family. Find out once and for all, who's the
Speaker 9: smartest member in your household with trivia questions so easy
Speaker 9: even our blockhead Charlie Brown could get them right. Let's
Speaker 9: have another holly jolly edition of three and a half
Speaker 9: seconds with Alexis, and the theme of today's game is
Speaker 9: popular Christmas carols.
Speaker 10: So let's start with Brooke.
Speaker 9: Your category is Spanish carols.
Speaker 10: Are you going to bet on Alexis or against Alexis?
Speaker 11: I don't know.
Speaker 2: I think Alexis is pretty worldly. She travels a lot.
Speaker 5: I have a seventy day du lego streak in Spanish.
Speaker 1: Okay, that's also helpful for her, just based on that.
Speaker 9: Jolly okayro being on her Alexis, you'll have to finish
Speaker 9: this famous Spanish Christmas tune.
Speaker 10: It goes like this, peleas navidad, peleas navidad, feleast navidad.
Speaker 10: Prospero what.
Speaker 2: I think?
Speaker 4: Pretty close?
Speaker 10: Pretty close, it's close to offensive. That's not gonna be
Speaker 10: We're looking for prospero an you.
Speaker 6: Isn't that what she said?
Speaker 3: Not close?
Speaker 1: A pretty good accents.
Speaker 9: That does roughly translate to don't drink the water from
Speaker 9: mommy's cup.
Speaker 10: So Brookie, bettle Alexis. That did not go well for you.
Speaker 6: So you're going to be getting shot today.
Speaker 3: How did worldly Alexis get that?
Speaker 10: The al doesn't have that in the app?
Speaker 9: Onto, Jeff, your category is giddy.
Speaker 10: Up jingle horse.
Speaker 3: Bet on Alexis or against Alexis giddy Oh.
Speaker 4: Her college mascot was a horse, that is true, the Broncos.
Speaker 1: Okay, uh, oh my god, but think about this. How
Speaker 1: many sleigh rides would she take just for Instagram?
Speaker 3: Yeah, but it's just Alexis's knowledge of music in general,
Speaker 3: let alone Christmas music does not seem to be very strong.
Speaker 1: Stronger than her Spanish skills.
Speaker 4: It's all not very good.
Speaker 3: Unfortunately, I'm gonna have to bet against Alexis and her
Speaker 3: giddy up knowledge.
Speaker 9: Right, Jeff's hope that she gets this wrong. Alexis, you
Speaker 9: have to finish this famous Christmas lyrics. Okay, jingle bell
Speaker 9: jingle bell, jingle bell rock, jingle bells, chime in jingle
Speaker 9: bell time, dancing and prancing in jingle bell square in.
Speaker 4: Jeff, Okay, what's the Spanish version of that?
Speaker 12: Though?
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna.
Speaker 9: Alexis didn't even need all of her three and a
Speaker 9: half seconds. She got that right, and Jeff bet against her.
Speaker 9: So the Brook and Jeff are getting shocked so far, Jose,
Speaker 9: you may be able to save yourself if you got
Speaker 9: right here.
Speaker 1: Okay, it's fifty to fifty right.
Speaker 9: Now, Jose, your category is pudding.
Speaker 13: That's so random. I don't think she's ever mentioned putting.
Speaker 2: Anybody who's casualt pudding yeah, or hot bread pudding, Oh my,
Speaker 2: get me in.
Speaker 14: But from the girl who likes chicken nuggets strictly in
Speaker 14: her diet. I think I'm gonna say she's gonna get
Speaker 14: this wrong.
Speaker 9: Jose's betting against her. Alexis, finish this classic Christmas song.
Speaker 9: We wish you a merry Christmas. We wish you a
Speaker 9: merry Christmas. We wish you a merry Christmas and a
Speaker 9: happy new Year.
Speaker 10: Bring up, allow me to finish. Please, I like at work.
Speaker 9: Good tidings we bring to you and your kid. We
Speaker 9: wish you a merry Christmas and a happy new Year.
Speaker 9: Oh bring us some piggie pudding. Oh, bring us some
Speaker 9: piggy pudding. Oh bring us some fitty pugging and.
Speaker 5: Make it extra chocolate.
Speaker 9: Rhyme, Alexis, I will give you a half point for
Speaker 9: singing that, and I will give you negative three for
Speaker 9: getting that wrong.
Speaker 1: Is not going to be chocolate girls.
Speaker 13: Route.
Speaker 9: We were looking for it and bring it right here,
Speaker 9: very demanding.
Speaker 10: Yes, she'll say you bet against her. She got a
Speaker 10: wrong Jose Safe. That was three and.
Speaker 9: A half seconds with Alexis Christmas Carol Edition.
Speaker 3: I want to say good work, Alexis, but I don't
Speaker 3: even think that's fair. So Brooke and I are going
Speaker 3: to be taking shot because we guessed incorrectly, and we're
Speaker 3: going to be singing Happy by Farrell, Happy because.
Speaker 10: Choreograph.
Speaker 3: They're just bouncing like that was totally impromptu, natural performers.
Speaker 4: That's your shock collar question of the day.
Speaker 12: Frouking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 3: Is there anything more difficult than being a kid trying
Speaker 3: to fall asleep on Christmas Eve?
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, I think I hear sleep.
Speaker 13: I see him out there.
Speaker 1: I definitely heard a hoof huff up there.
Speaker 3: That's exactly how I felt last night lying in bed
Speaker 3: on w O Y M E, what's on your mind? E?
Speaker 1: Was that excited?
Speaker 3: I was just like running downstairs in my pj's to
Speaker 3: unwrap all my pleasants. I cannot wait to turn on
Speaker 3: the microphones and here what has been on all of
Speaker 3: your mind?
Speaker 8: That's crazy because You don't ever ask how we're doing
Speaker 8: it or anything, very often, just waiting for.
Speaker 6: This moment.
Speaker 4: It's coming up your mind.
Speaker 12: Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 3: You ever feel like life's a bowl of soup and
Speaker 3: you're just a fork.
Speaker 2: That is a perfect analogy.
Speaker 4: Don't feel bad, though, because we're all forks.
Speaker 3: Instead of forking that soup, let's fork each other with
Speaker 3: a brain new addition of what's on your mind?
Speaker 15: Wait?
Speaker 12: Can I do that? Yeah?
Speaker 9: Allowed?
Speaker 3: At least we're gonna start things off with Brooke Brook,
Speaker 3: what's on your mind?
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 2: Man, I feel so bad you guys. Hi, It's just
Speaker 2: that I know you're all disappointed. I haven't scheduled our
Speaker 2: annual show Christmas dinner.
Speaker 3: Oh oh yeah, I dropped the ball.
Speaker 5: I did.
Speaker 2: And I mean I was just doing all the merch
Speaker 2: for a cause, stuff which you can still obviously go
Speaker 2: buy for a limited time right now, any of our
Speaker 2: cool merchandise like you see in the video right now.
Speaker 2: And I just I just didn't get around to it
Speaker 2: this year of scheduleing something.
Speaker 1: But I think I have an idea that will save
Speaker 1: the tradition. I want to get the rooms read on
Speaker 1: this because I'm kind of excited.
Speaker 4: You're excited. That's a really good and I'm excited.
Speaker 1: What do you think if I host the dinner at
Speaker 1: my house?
Speaker 16: Yes, my way, great cook take out at your house.
Speaker 1: We could do pot luck like I'll listen, I'll make
Speaker 1: like the meat. I'll make the main meat thing, and
Speaker 1: then everybody can bring like a salad.
Speaker 6: Does that sound good?
Speaker 4: Meat thing? Let's have met for.
Speaker 2: Yeah, jose you could be in charge of like a
Speaker 2: nice bread, a nice crusty bread.
Speaker 13: I would love bring crusty brand.
Speaker 5: Did I sign up to bring drinks? We actually I'm
Speaker 5: not buying them pervid.
Speaker 3: Are you doing this because you want this to count
Speaker 3: as your Christmas gift to all of us so that
Speaker 3: you don't have to buy us any actual presents this year?
Speaker 1: It definitely would count as my Christmas. I don't even
Speaker 1: know why that's a question.
Speaker 2: Absolutely not listen, it's this or you get nothing.
Speaker 1: At this point. All right, now, I'm going to force
Speaker 1: you to come.
Speaker 4: To my house the spirit of Christmas.
Speaker 5: Oh, we go get food before we go to.
Speaker 4: Okay, let's meet up.
Speaker 13: Get something.
Speaker 4: Yeah, we'll get to a nice wress. All right, what's
Speaker 4: on your mind?
Speaker 14: Well, I got on my elevator the other day, and
Speaker 14: I was riding with one of my neighbors. And this
Speaker 14: is one of my neighbors who I've met a few
Speaker 14: times before, who is more.
Speaker 3: Of a special needs I would say, And.
Speaker 13: I have a few friends in the building. I've made
Speaker 13: friends with all my neighbors, and I talk a lot.
Speaker 8: You think they're there make a five second elevator ride
Speaker 8: feel like a half an houration.
Speaker 13: But when I got off the elevator, it made me realize.
Speaker 14: I was like, Oh, he's probably the third or fourth
Speaker 14: person I've interacted with in.
Speaker 13: A week who has special needs, like in my building.
Speaker 13: And I'm like, that's awesome because I've always loved how
Speaker 13: big my building is.
Speaker 1: That's great.
Speaker 13: But then I was like, wait a minute, is this
Speaker 13: building like meant for people?
Speaker 3: Is that like supposed are you supposed to have an issue?
Speaker 6: Is there very specific housing?
Speaker 13: Why am I here? It's like trying to get out
Speaker 13: the real reason.
Speaker 1: Can I ask what kind of paperwork you filled out?
Speaker 14: It was normal paperwork, like everything has been fine, you
Speaker 14: didn't have this of any doctors. And then I'm like,
Speaker 14: they're so nice to me that, but I think you're
Speaker 14: nice to everybody.
Speaker 3: You do you do comment all the time about how
Speaker 3: like the people in the lobby are like extra accommodating
Speaker 3: to walk in.
Speaker 13: I love my building. Everyone's super kind. So I think
Speaker 13: I think I need to do some more investigators.
Speaker 1: I think this is like the less you know, the better.
Speaker 1: It's like ignorance is sorry for the bad the day.
Speaker 13: I'm not going to move out.
Speaker 4: You found your people.
Speaker 13: Yeah, so I guess the answer is a bad answer.
Speaker 13: So anyway, I love my building. They love me too.
Speaker 3: Job, I'm proud of you, but.
Speaker 13: On your mind.
Speaker 5: I just visited my best friend in Germany. Yeah, fu,
Speaker 5: and I didn't do a lot of sight seeing.
Speaker 17: I'm more focused on going out while I was there.
Speaker 1: Right, your best clubs, Yeah, and they're really cool.
Speaker 12: Yeah.
Speaker 5: First I was going to buy around for everyone i'm with,
Speaker 5: you know, to be nice.
Speaker 17: Yeah, and I get six shots and two beers thirty euros.
Speaker 5: You guys, you're cheap.
Speaker 1: Yeah that's really Oh is that cheap?
Speaker 5: Shock? So they start buying around all night. Yes, euros
Speaker 5: is monopoly money. It doesn't even.
Speaker 13: Count because it's not your girl.
Speaker 18: Mad.
Speaker 17: The other thing, though, is so then I start, you know,
Speaker 17: going up to guys, I'm trying.
Speaker 5: To talk to them, and it's happened a lot, like
Speaker 5: more than once.
Speaker 17: These German guys would tell me after I talk for
Speaker 17: a minute, They're like, you're.
Speaker 1: Too much energy.
Speaker 5: They didn't tell you, Yeah, you need to calm down.
Speaker 5: You're kind of a lot.
Speaker 4: That's the first time you've ever heard anybody say that.
Speaker 17: I mean more than one person in a night, like,
Speaker 17: that's amazing, multiple people out of bar yacht. But then
Speaker 17: my goal shifted from talking to German Man. I was
Speaker 17: trying to find anybody not German, you know, Spanish, the Irish.
Speaker 17: Like I was on a hunt for non German people
Speaker 17: the rest of my trips.
Speaker 1: You need somebody more high attend.
Speaker 16: Yeah, I've never heard.
Speaker 1: Of the Germans is laid back so that.
Speaker 5: I don't know.
Speaker 17: They didn't like it, but I bought them drinks anyways
Speaker 17: because it was cheaply a million euros.
Speaker 1: Yeah, what's on your mind?
Speaker 3: Well, I went to my first Christmas tree lighting ceremony
Speaker 3: ever really this weekend. I was really excited for it
Speaker 3: because I've never been to one. It's a new experience,
Speaker 3: big holiday tradition. I wanted to see what it was
Speaker 3: all about. Yeah, so I'll set the scene for you.
Speaker 3: It's about two hundred people in this small town's where
Speaker 3: all just milling around out in the cold for an hour.
Speaker 1: That sounds right, you make it sound.
Speaker 3: Just standing around looking at this big dark tree.
Speaker 1: Do they have any like carollers out there?
Speaker 3: Any There is a table serving like mildly warm cocoa
Speaker 3: hot foco, just kind of mild temperature. Finally, someone gets
Speaker 3: on the microphone and thanks everybody for coming.
Speaker 4: Yeah, and he's like, so, my dad just passed away.
Speaker 3: Oh I saw the first seventy lightings.
Speaker 4: This would have been his seventy first but he died.
Speaker 13: I'm laughing because it's so bad.
Speaker 4: It's like, anyway, let's light this thing. It was kind
Speaker 4: of a bummer.
Speaker 3: But then they went right into the countdown, you know, three, two, one, Yeah,
Speaker 3: big pause, no lights?
Speaker 8: No was Dad back?
Speaker 3: Fifteen seconds later, boom, one strand of lights goes on,
Speaker 3: one little strand on this huge tree.
Speaker 1: It's like, hey, Bob, did you check that before.
Speaker 8: You put them up there?
Speaker 1: I supposed to.
Speaker 4: And then no music, no confetti. That was that was
Speaker 4: kind of it.
Speaker 8: Go to another one, Jeff, I promise you that I
Speaker 8: was goind to think of the opposite, like, is that
Speaker 8: how they normally go?
Speaker 1: Kind of it's kind of hard for the core anti climatic.
Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, I thought lighting the Hanukkah candles was depressing.
Speaker 1: This I got it.
Speaker 4: Maybe they could revamp it for next year.
Speaker 3: The text in sevent eight five nine too tell us
Speaker 3: what's been on your mind?
Speaker 12: It's Brook and Jeffrey in the morning brooking Jeffrey in
Speaker 12: the morning.
Speaker 3: Get a lot of text at seventy eight five nine
Speaker 3: to two from people telling us what's on their minds,
Speaker 3: because we just shared what's on ours. This one says
Speaker 3: big fan of Steady Eddie. Oh, if you don't know
Speaker 3: who that is, make sure you tune in on the
Speaker 3: twenties to our show for phone taps.
Speaker 4: Or maybe Steady Eddie you should tell.
Speaker 14: Them, Yeah, tuning on the twenty phone taps.
Speaker 13: Just getting to the point.
Speaker 4: Yeah, thank you for elaborating what you do.
Speaker 3: The thirteen funniest thing that we do on the show,
Speaker 3: and we only do twelve things on this show.
Speaker 4: That's pretty incredible.
Speaker 13: You shoulds checkout.
Speaker 3: Another text says, so lately, what's been on my mind
Speaker 3: is my boyfriend is twenty five and I'm forty seven
Speaker 3: and I'm trying to figure out how I'm gonna handle this.
Speaker 1: Oh him doesn't go into detail about.
Speaker 3: What this means, but I think we all know what
Speaker 3: they're talking about.
Speaker 1: I think you're up for the challenge. I've got faith
Speaker 1: in you.
Speaker 4: Yeah, just close your eyes and go for it.
Speaker 13: Good luck with that.
Speaker 3: Another sex says, I'm a grown man who wears a
Speaker 3: little diaper, and I need someone who can babysit and
Speaker 3: treat me like a newborn baby.
Speaker 14: Okay, I think it's one's for Alexis No so Brook,
Speaker 14: You've always said that you want another child without going
Speaker 14: for the pregnancy.
Speaker 8: Come on, now, that is I mean, just when babies
Speaker 8: start eating solid food, it gets nasty.
Speaker 1: I can't imagine they've been eating.
Speaker 4: You don't have to imagine, you can experience.
Speaker 3: We'll respond back to you listener in just a bit,
Speaker 3: but keep your text coming in seven eight, five nine
Speaker 3: to tell us what's on your mind.
Speaker 12: Freaking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 3: It's important to always have some good excuses in your
Speaker 3: back pocket for whenever you might.
Speaker 4: Need to use them.
Speaker 1: Yeah, for sure, Like.
Speaker 3: Oh God, I climbed a tree to help a cat
Speaker 3: and now I'm stuck too.
Speaker 1: When you're stuck in trees.
Speaker 3: Get you out of a wedding or a job interview.
Speaker 3: Or oh no, my eyeball fell out again.
Speaker 1: Ah, I hate that.
Speaker 3: Happens all the time. Or sorry, I was about to
Speaker 3: do that thing you wanted, but then I accidentally boarded
Speaker 3: a plane to Mexico.
Speaker 1: I thought this was the bus.
Speaker 3: The key is to make your excuses believable but out
Speaker 3: of your control.
Speaker 8: And everyone has a loose eyeball, absolutely and important way.
Speaker 3: Some people just don't have their excuses locked down like
Speaker 3: we do, which is why they got caught cheating. You're
Speaker 3: gonna hear how their excuses weren't quite good enough. All right,
Speaker 3: we'll get his eyesight fixed, just in time for a
Speaker 3: brand new busted coming up.
Speaker 12: Sneaky us two timing, live live, bad boyfriends and even
Speaker 12: worse girlfriends.
Speaker 3: They thought they could get away with it, but they're
Speaker 3: about to get busted. It's the segment that's begging you
Speaker 3: to ask, w.
Speaker 1: W K K D what does that stand for?
Speaker 3: What wouldn't Chloe Kardashian do? For example, Chloe would forgive
Speaker 3: her cheating exes for multiple months of blatant infidelity.
Speaker 1: Big heart?
Speaker 3: What Chloe wouldn't do is come on our show to
Speaker 3: expose those unfaithful les.
Speaker 4: SolV right here on busted.
Speaker 5: She'd feel bad about that.
Speaker 3: Yeah, so again w w KKD. We've got some listeners
Speaker 3: ready to unload about their axes. We're going to start
Speaker 3: with Andrea, tell us how you busted your significant other.
Speaker 19: Okay, So my boyfriend went on a guy's kirk to
Speaker 19: Mexico and came home with a band aid on his neck.
Speaker 2: Oh man, God, that just feels like it's so cliche.
Speaker 6: Already into a cactus or something.
Speaker 3: Obviously, Hickey, Mexico is a very dangerous place you go there,
Speaker 3: book takes the back.
Speaker 2: Roads, and anything that you could cover up with the
Speaker 2: band aid is obviously very very deadly.
Speaker 13: Right, Well, what happened?
Speaker 19: Well, he told me the story that he was free
Speaker 19: diving in the ocean and got bit by an electric
Speaker 19: eel and go to the hotspit.
Speaker 4: All woh next, yeah, poor guy.
Speaker 19: But he would not look me, not when he was saying, oh.
Speaker 1: My gosh, and crazy.
Speaker 2: It never came up in conversation prior to this moment.
Speaker 3: A side effect.
Speaker 1: I wish I could I trying, and I was.
Speaker 19: Like, well, I don't believe you, and sure enough he
Speaker 19: pulled out his phone to show me a video. He
Speaker 19: was in a swimming pool, not the ocean.
Speaker 11: Number one, whoa swimming and number two you could clearly
Speaker 11: see his friend trying to be off camera with a
Speaker 11: gift shop eel probably like.
Speaker 4: Thank you.
Speaker 3: Didn't buy that.
Speaker 9: No.
Speaker 19: Also in the video you could see you already had
Speaker 19: a hickey.
Speaker 2: I mean, how drugs you have to be to be
Speaker 2: like no, this video will totally.
Speaker 3: Let's keep it going with Danny. Tell us how you
Speaker 3: busted your significant other. Yeah.
Speaker 20: So I used to live with my girlfriend and one
Speaker 20: day I decided to come home for lunch. She wasn't there,
Speaker 20: but she had left her wallet, so, you know, me
Speaker 20: being a good guy, I decided I was going to
Speaker 20: bring it to her. So, you know, I finally get
Speaker 20: over to her work and her car's in a parking lot,
Speaker 20: but I keep someone's in the back seat of her car.
Speaker 9: Yeah, it's weird.
Speaker 1: Maybe she takes work naps. You know, I've always thought
Speaker 1: about going down to my car just to be like.
Speaker 3: Ten minutes down there, did you check?
Speaker 21: Well?
Speaker 20: Yeah, yeah, of course. So you know I go over,
Speaker 20: I knock on the window and there she is and
Speaker 20: she's making out with one of her coworkers, thinks about
Speaker 20: taking jump down there.
Speaker 1: That sounds unrestful.
Speaker 20: Yeah, so of course, you know, I'm like, what the
Speaker 20: f is going on? And she starts crying. She told
Speaker 20: me the guy bought her lunch and she didn't have
Speaker 20: any money to put him back.
Speaker 3: She see, this is why Brook always buys me every single.
Speaker 8: Day, but you never pay me back, never do.
Speaker 1: You definitely don't feel bad about it, got.
Speaker 6: Your sandwich che.
Speaker 20: The worst part is that she said that if I'd
Speaker 20: gotten there sooner with her wallet, ever would have happened,
Speaker 20: then you'd be more responsible.
Speaker 13: You're that boyfriend.
Speaker 3: Next time we got time for one more, let's hear
Speaker 3: from Selena. Tell us how you busted your significant other.
Speaker 22: Well, we were out with a group of friends. My
Speaker 22: boyfriend was there, she was some of his friends, and
Speaker 22: his best friend like wanted to make a joke, so
Speaker 22: he jokingly just said, you know, Selena, you always ruined
Speaker 22: our guys night out because then my boyfriend's always on
Speaker 22: the phone texting back and forth with me. And then
Speaker 22: I was like, whoa, I actually never chext my boyfriend
Speaker 22: when he goes to hang out with the guys. And
Speaker 22: we have an agreement. He doesn't do it when I'm
Speaker 22: out with the girl, and I don't do it to him.
Speaker 2: Oh so the best friend was like trying to call
Speaker 2: you out for like blowing up his phone.
Speaker 14: You're in bro's night, Like every time he's on around here,
Speaker 14: he's talking to you on his phone.
Speaker 3: Oh no, I do hate that as a guy where
Speaker 3: my guy friends won't like actually be present.
Speaker 13: You are right, It is like I'm finally up by myself.
Speaker 1: He doesn't do it though.
Speaker 3: I'm just saying that the guy does have a point, but.
Speaker 1: It's not her that he's texting is the issue.
Speaker 4: That is probably what happened.
Speaker 22: Yeah, I obviously was giving him too much trust and freedom.
Speaker 22: So I grabbed his phone like right there, and then
Speaker 22: there was a little bit of a scene because I
Speaker 22: was like, open your phone with the coach he was
Speaker 22: given like dagger eze to his best friend. Best friend
Speaker 22: was dear eyde and so finally, yeahs like idiot. So
Speaker 22: I when I finally looked, I didn't have to read
Speaker 22: the text. I just saw that he was texting two
Speaker 22: different selenas. One was me and the other was titled
Speaker 22: the non Grumpy Selena.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you're the grumpy Selena apparently.
Speaker 22: I mean it was like insult to injury.
Speaker 9: They say.
Speaker 14: You can't get mad at him because that's a stereotype
Speaker 14: towards him.
Speaker 4: Right into it, like.
Speaker 2: I'm going to text a non cheating tony.
Speaker 3: There you go, oh man, bit of our textboards seven eight,
Speaker 3: five nine two. If you have a funny story about
Speaker 3: how you caught your ex cheating, you could.
Speaker 4: Be on the next edition of Busted. We got some
Speaker 4: phone tap coming.
Speaker 12: Up, frooking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 3: It's tap time, and today we call a guy who
Speaker 3: just started working at a veterinary clinic. He's only been
Speaker 3: there a few weeks, answering phones and doing the scheduling,
Speaker 3: but we've heard from his sister that the job is
Speaker 3: like hurting cats, literally hurting cats around the bet song
Speaker 3: like hurting.
Speaker 13: Yeah, don't take that the wrong way, guys.
Speaker 3: I don't care how long he ends up working there,
Speaker 3: a decade, two decades. I guarantee there's never going to
Speaker 3: be a stranger situation than what he's about to encounter
Speaker 3: when we call him. With a special guest appearance from
Speaker 3: our own Brooke Fox, I wonder if you'll recognize her
Speaker 3: in your phone. Tap right now, the.
Speaker 23: Twenties Veterinary Office. How can I help you?
Speaker 11: Hi?
Speaker 14: My name is Stuart, and I have a calico named Ruby,
Speaker 14: Ruby red Cheeks.
Speaker 23: That's an adorable name, Ruby Red Cheeks. A returning client.
Speaker 13: No, we are new, first time caller.
Speaker 23: Oh that's great. Yeah, we tay dude clients. So if
Speaker 23: I can't get your information, I can set up in
Speaker 23: a point before you and we can meet in person.
Speaker 14: Well, I don't know if I actually need like an
Speaker 14: official appointment.
Speaker 13: I just had some questions.
Speaker 6: I guess.
Speaker 23: Well, the issue is I'm not a vet myself. I'm
Speaker 23: just answering calls here, so if you have any medical
Speaker 23: questions you would need to actually come at.
Speaker 6: No, it's okay.
Speaker 14: I don't know if it's like a whole vet thing
Speaker 14: because she's not sick.
Speaker 13: She's just acting like weird. I how to describe it?
Speaker 19: Oh?
Speaker 23: Well, like I said, I'm not a doctor myself, but
Speaker 23: if you want to describe the symptoms, like to take notes.
Speaker 14: No, I mean she's not like a sick cat. It's
Speaker 14: more of a sound hold on, let me, I wonder
Speaker 14: if she'll do it. Hold on, let me just see
Speaker 14: where she is, right, now, Ruby.
Speaker 6: Ruby, the Ruby rubes, come here?
Speaker 13: Baby?
Speaker 6: Did you hear that? Is the phone close enough?
Speaker 23: No? I heard that sounds like a cat to me?
Speaker 6: Yeah?
Speaker 13: But is that like normal?
Speaker 12: There?
Speaker 24: Did you hear that?
Speaker 13: What is that?
Speaker 15: Let?
Speaker 7: I said?
Speaker 23: I don't know. If you want, I can the schedule
Speaker 23: an appointment and you can have a professional lesson to it.
Speaker 13: Hold on, do you own a cat?
Speaker 23: I mean I don't right now. I used to own
Speaker 23: a cat. But what is that?
Speaker 12: So?
Speaker 23: You know?
Speaker 24: See, like Ruby, what is wrong with you? She never
Speaker 24: acts like this? I mean it could be this other
Speaker 24: cat that moved next door. I don't know, Like maybe
Speaker 24: she wants to like see him.
Speaker 23: Maybe right close the curtains or something so she can't
Speaker 23: see the cat.
Speaker 14: About what about the Let me try to see if
Speaker 14: the cat's even there?
Speaker 6: Right now?
Speaker 4: Hold on, let me go take her?
Speaker 6: Can he Ruby? Can I see your neighbor?
Speaker 3: Dude?
Speaker 6: See see?
Speaker 13: I get close to the window and now she's going nuts.
Speaker 23: I mean, Ruby, have you heard consider that she might
Speaker 23: just like this other cat? She almost sounds human to
Speaker 23: me with these noises.
Speaker 14: Oh my god, Ruby, do you have a thing for you?
Speaker 23: She has something?
Speaker 13: I set up a poty for you. Like a cat potty.
Speaker 6: You get it.
Speaker 14: It's like a cat party, but it's a paw like
Speaker 14: because cat's have paws wet.
Speaker 23: I got it. Yeah, you know, I've got some people
Speaker 23: in the lobby here, I got it.
Speaker 6: You go in.
Speaker 23: But this is a has been enjoyable.
Speaker 13: Oh my god, she's dude. You got to see what
Speaker 13: she's doing right now.
Speaker 23: Oh Ruby, what is she doing?
Speaker 13: She's doing the splits?
Speaker 23: Oh my god, wait, she's doing what the splits?
Speaker 13: It's like she's twirking on the carpet. Oh my got
Speaker 13: on TikTok. Oh my gosh, this is crazy.
Speaker 1: I gonna record this.
Speaker 7: Wow.
Speaker 23: Yeah, I've never heard that before.
Speaker 13: Play the twerk song.
Speaker 3: Right.
Speaker 23: It sounds like you need to like.
Speaker 13: Call me back the other cats getting a show. Brother,
Speaker 13: I've gotta send you this video.
Speaker 23: Yeah please, I'll show it everybody in the office and
Speaker 23: get you a professional opinion on.
Speaker 13: This, a professional twork opinion.
Speaker 23: I'm not a dodger.
Speaker 13: No, you're definitely not.
Speaker 14: And I'm definitely not a person who has a sick,
Speaker 14: tworking cat.
Speaker 13: I'd say for the radio show Brick.
Speaker 8: And Jeffrey in the morning man, Actually, I'm actually a
Speaker 8: sexy cat now.
Speaker 13: Keep your clothes on.
Speaker 23: Okay. First of all, fake guys, this is a praise
Speaker 23: because I was really concerned. I was gonna have to
Speaker 23: like tell my bosses, hey, we gotta scor know.
Speaker 14: Your sister Kylie set you up for all of this, Dude,
Speaker 14: She said, you just started a new job at the
Speaker 14: event's office.
Speaker 1: You need to learn a thing or two about cats.
Speaker 23: You're right, I have no knowledge of cats, especially one
Speaker 23: that had drop it low.
Speaker 1: The split Ruby will teach you.
Speaker 25: Yeah, every morning, weekday mornings on the Twenties, Brooke and
Speaker 25: Jeffrey in the morning, if.
Speaker 3: Someone messes up your coffee order, do you a politely
Speaker 3: let them know that you're allergic to dairy and you
Speaker 3: need almond milk instead, or do you be drink it anyway?
Speaker 3: Because suffering through your allergy is less painful than having
Speaker 3: a full blown confrontation.
Speaker 1: Definitely, we all know.
Speaker 3: Writhing on the ground in that coffee shop, clutching her
Speaker 3: stomach telling the barista.
Speaker 6: Thank you for your.
Speaker 1: I loved it well.
Speaker 3: One of our listeners dealt with that on their coffee
Speaker 3: date the other day. Little order mix up happened, and
Speaker 3: what went down next had the whole play.
Speaker 4: He's awkwardly scary.
Speaker 3: Oh, it's probably the reason he's not getting a callback.
Speaker 4: You'll hear it in your brand news Second Date.
Speaker 3: Update, Next, Second Date Updated, Alexis. If you're on a
Speaker 3: dating app, what hobbies could somebody put on.
Speaker 4: Their profile that would make you go.
Speaker 3: Oh damn, that's hot.
Speaker 4: I want to get to know them.
Speaker 5: Cooking's pretty nice. They can make me some meals.
Speaker 3: Yeah, cooking, okay? What about like a professional puppy trainer?
Speaker 3: Or what if he houses puppies inside of miniature windmills?
Speaker 3: So technically it's a puppy mill, but it's cute because
Speaker 3: he's raising them inside of the tiny mill. But I
Speaker 3: would ask some follow up questions because I bring it
Speaker 3: up since one of our listeners apparently met someone on
Speaker 3: the dating apps with an interesting hobby that peaked his interest.
Speaker 3: Let's talk to Corey about it. Corey, welcome to the show.
Speaker 21: Hey, how you.
Speaker 1: Doing above board puppy mill?
Speaker 6: Like just talking.
Speaker 3: About that's a fair question.
Speaker 21: No, no, but it was equally as interesting. Now she
Speaker 21: was a speed puzzler.
Speaker 4: What speed puzzler?
Speaker 23: Yeah, like a speed puzzler.
Speaker 4: Oh my, I actually saw an Instagram reel about this.
Speaker 2: Recent people put jigsaw puzzles together as fast as they can.
Speaker 3: It's like a big competition that they have where there's
Speaker 3: like eight tables of teams all in one room and
Speaker 3: then they like dump all the pieces out at once.
Speaker 4: Whichever team saws it first wins.
Speaker 2: Okay, could I be the one person in the room
Speaker 2: that just sticks one piece in your pocket?
Speaker 1: Just be worth it?
Speaker 13: Though?
Speaker 5: Who turns on each other?
Speaker 4: Did I describe that right? Is that what you were
Speaker 4: talking about?
Speaker 12: Yeah?
Speaker 23: For sure.
Speaker 21: I mean, like we were just messaging back and forth
Speaker 21: on a dating act and I was like it was weird,
Speaker 21: and she told me all about it. Like three to
Speaker 21: four people get together and like DJ plays. It's like
Speaker 21: a bingle hall, you know.
Speaker 23: That's and like and it's like a thing.
Speaker 21: Yeah, they throw it all down. Everybody is on the
Speaker 21: clock and you got to put it together, and you
Speaker 21: like pay money to like do this.
Speaker 2: Oh okay, so there's like a pot that you can
Speaker 2: win at the end.
Speaker 1: Is that how it works?
Speaker 21: And then you split it with your team?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Oh dang, so you probably were. I was going to say.
Speaker 2: At first, I thought this would be like an easy
Speaker 2: like activity to be.
Speaker 1: Like, oh, we should do it together, But no, this is.
Speaker 4: Too competitive, not the most romantic experience.
Speaker 9: She probably wouldn't let you do it right, right, So
Speaker 9: what what did you do for a day?
Speaker 4: Did you end up going out with her?
Speaker 21: Yeah, I mean we just totally clicked. We just decided
Speaker 21: to do like a coffee date, you know, quick little
Speaker 21: thirty minute thing. What we were planning on doing.
Speaker 13: Start a time.
Speaker 3: Her question, how was it?
Speaker 21: I thought it was fine.
Speaker 7: It was it was all right.
Speaker 21: I mean, like we meant we met.
Speaker 3: We should get her name too, because oh yeah, that's
Speaker 3: an important piece of this puzzle.
Speaker 21: Her name is Aaron.
Speaker 13: Aaron.
Speaker 2: Okay, it was interesting how you just said.
Speaker 1: I thought it was fine.
Speaker 21: It was all right, like down, it started off well,
Speaker 21: but it it got weird. Like so we met up
Speaker 21: in lying like asked what she wanted, and like I
Speaker 21: did the coffee order, and like she sat down and
Speaker 21: and I mean, like I sat down for a little bit.
Speaker 3: My name was called.
Speaker 21: So I went up to go get our coffees. And
Speaker 21: as I was like walking back to the table, I
Speaker 21: realized that on the coffee cup there was a different
Speaker 21: one named Devin and a phone number.
Speaker 2: Wait what, I'm confused, do you grab somebody else's coffee.
Speaker 21: That's what I was thinking, And so like I went,
Speaker 21: I went back to the coffee counter and I said, hey, like, yeah,
Speaker 21: I think I got the wrong coffee. It's a it's
Speaker 21: a different name. And so the guy that was there said, Nope,
Speaker 21: that's the right one.
Speaker 2: Oh he was trying to give his number to her.
Speaker 21: Yeah, I don't know, Like I didn't ask that. So
Speaker 21: I went back to the table and I sat down,
Speaker 21: and I was like, is somebody trying to ask you out?
Speaker 21: And in my head, I was like trying to process
Speaker 21: it because I didn't. I didn't want to do nothing
Speaker 21: about it.
Speaker 2: You know, that's weird you would do that on like
Speaker 2: some you're obviously on a date. You can tell when
Speaker 2: there's two people at a coffee shop who.
Speaker 4: Were on a first how can you tell?
Speaker 1: I don't know. It's just like the awkwardness.
Speaker 3: You're looking for the awkward people because they don't get along.
Speaker 5: They hear their small talk, like, so how is your day?
Speaker 10: Okay?
Speaker 3: So you you were giving off first date vibes with
Speaker 3: darn in line, and I guess another guy saw that
Speaker 3: and thought he could swoop in.
Speaker 21: So like I went back to the counter and I
Speaker 21: was like so Who's I said it, like really loudly,
Speaker 21: and I'm like, who's Devin, Like I'm on a date.
Speaker 21: Who did this?
Speaker 3: So hold on? Oh wait, you fronted the boys in
Speaker 3: front of Aaron, in front of the whole like coffee establishment.
Speaker 21: It got weird, and I admit, like, it got awkward,
Speaker 21: and so she ended up coming out and over and
Speaker 21: she was like, what are you doing?
Speaker 3: Calm down?
Speaker 21: And I like went back to the table, Like nobody
Speaker 21: answered me.
Speaker 1: Devin never came forward.
Speaker 21: Devin never came forward.
Speaker 4: Devin was scared, and so like, yeah.
Speaker 23: It got awkward.
Speaker 21: After that, I went back to the table. We hung
Speaker 21: out for like twenty minutes.
Speaker 1: Twenty more. Wait that was only ten minutes into the date.
Speaker 1: That happened. Holy heck.
Speaker 21: Yeah, So look she's great. I made it awkward. I
Speaker 21: want to redo. We never even talked about puzzles.
Speaker 4: Yeah, let's just do.
Speaker 2: It would just send up so many red flags that
Speaker 2: you're like a crazy jealous type, even though it's an
Speaker 2: inappropriate move for Devin to make whoever the hell Devon.
Speaker 3: Is or could have been seen as like a chivalrous
Speaker 3: move standing up for your date.
Speaker 13: Yeah yeah, I mean, but it's not your place yet.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's definitely how we should spin it.
Speaker 3: When we call Aaron there, you can say he was
Speaker 3: standing up for you and standing up for the date.
Speaker 2: Maybe we should just spin it as like he's embarrassed
Speaker 2: he wants to redo.
Speaker 21: Yeah, that's kind of what I was hoping. I just
Speaker 21: want to apologize, and I just want to be like,
Speaker 21: can we just try it again?
Speaker 9: Yeah?
Speaker 4: Okay, so you haven't apologized yet.
Speaker 21: No, no, no, no, like I have, but she hasn't texted back.
Speaker 3: Alexis, if you were on that date, would you give
Speaker 3: him another chance?
Speaker 5: I mean, for the case of this segment, Yeah, to.
Speaker 13: Stop another guy from hitting.
Speaker 17: On me, because I hope I'm gonna get a hit
Speaker 17: on a lot more times in public.
Speaker 5: So like, I don't want that happened every time.
Speaker 4: Well, I was hoping for a stronger answer from your head.
Speaker 1: Yeah, probably, I said for the segment.
Speaker 3: We'll hope for a yap, probably when we call Aaron
Speaker 3: and try and get you a second date update right
Speaker 3: after this.
Speaker 7: All right, thanks?
Speaker 4: All right, man, hold on second date update.
Speaker 3: Nothing worse than getting hit with some fdsa first date
Speaker 3: swoop action where somebody else tries to hit on your
Speaker 3: date while you're currently with that. But that's what happened
Speaker 3: to one of our listeners, Corey, who took a woman
Speaker 3: named Aaron out to coffee and while they were there,
Speaker 3: one of the baristas wrote their phone number onto Aaron's cup,
Speaker 3: and then Corey had to deliver it to her, so
Speaker 3: insult to injury right there, and in processing what to do,
Speaker 3: Corey thought the best move was to just go up
Speaker 3: and con front the barista in front of everybody.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, so loudly and so awkwardly.
Speaker 3: Now he's not going to call back, which maybe means
Speaker 3: that wasn't the best movie. But the good news is,
Speaker 3: just like the coffees that Alexis used to serve at
Speaker 3: her bearista job, you can always ask for a redo, okay,
Speaker 3: and that's what we're doing today.
Speaker 5: No, if something was wrong, that wasn't my fault in them.
Speaker 3: Never's fault that happened on his date.
Speaker 1: It was the confrontation that turned everything that.
Speaker 4: I think Corey can be forgiven for being put into
Speaker 4: a rough spot.
Speaker 5: Oh I don't.
Speaker 1: I think he knows he did bad.
Speaker 18: Yeah, I definitely overacted, but we're just speculating, so we're
Speaker 18: gonna find out once and for all when we call
Speaker 18: Aaron how she felt about it, because maybe she felt
Speaker 18: like it was a very heroic move.
Speaker 13: I feel like it's a big mysteryestion.
Speaker 2: I think he's just trying to defend aman I am.
Speaker 2: You know, he's always trying to defend our listeners to do.
Speaker 3: This job sometimes over here, trying to be the hero,
Speaker 3: the white Knight of the listeners on the flat.
Speaker 4: I appreciate you, Jeff, I appreciate you, Corey. Aaron to
Speaker 4: appreciate you too, So let's call her and force her.
Speaker 3: To appreciate your.
Speaker 6: Hello.
Speaker 4: Hey, we're looking for Aaron.
Speaker 23: This is Shearon.
Speaker 3: You made a big mistake.
Speaker 1: Not start like that, hieron a little mift. You made
Speaker 1: the right choice, is what she did. Ye, but maybe
Speaker 1: we can.
Speaker 4: Yeah. This is a radio show called Brook and Jeffrey.
Speaker 3: In the Morning.
Speaker 13: We're a whole show a show.
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah. This this is a segment that we do
Speaker 3: on our show. That's all the second date update, where
Speaker 3: we try to help our listeners meet up with somebody
Speaker 3: that they went out with recently for a second time.
Speaker 7: And because I went on a date.
Speaker 1: And the guy was really interested in you.
Speaker 4: His name is Corey.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, Okay, yeah, she's not gonna forget. I wasn't
Speaker 2: loving your reaction to the name Corey there.
Speaker 3: But though we're just trying to help Corey figure out
Speaker 3: if something maybe went wrong on the date, or.
Speaker 7: You want me to let you know, yes it happened
Speaker 7: or whatever.
Speaker 4: Well here, let me just tell you.
Speaker 3: Corey says he feels like he may have overreacted slightly
Speaker 3: to the situation.
Speaker 1: I don't know if we should put slightly in there.
Speaker 1: It sounds like he feels like it.
Speaker 3: Was a mild, very light jump to conclusions of.
Speaker 8: What happened, mild confrontation at the perista, leaving a phone
Speaker 8: number on your cup.
Speaker 7: I mean, that's not exactly what happened.
Speaker 3: What do you mean, Well, we only have Corey side
Speaker 3: of the story, so maybe he missed something.
Speaker 7: Yeah, well, I mean it's kind of it's kind of
Speaker 7: like embarrassed. So still like I'm so I'm a girl.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, so.
Speaker 7: To react to So you all you all go on dates,
Speaker 7: and you know, you tell your friends where you're going.
Speaker 1: And right, okay, you're like safety net.
Speaker 23: Yeah.
Speaker 7: So I have a friend that is a barista at
Speaker 7: the coffee shop that I chose for us to go
Speaker 7: to and so often I'll be like, if I drop
Speaker 7: my spoon on the ground, this person is crazy and
Speaker 7: I need you to come over and you know what
Speaker 7: I mean, like buying but she's keeping an eye out
Speaker 7: for me or whatever.
Speaker 1: One what does it have to do with the number
Speaker 1: and the name on the cut store?
Speaker 7: So listen, So I do this thing. My hobby is
Speaker 7: beed puzzling.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, he told us about that. He was excited
Speaker 1: about that. He thought that was cool.
Speaker 7: Oh and so I have a team of four or
Speaker 7: I had a team of four, but our fourth member
Speaker 7: recently moved and it's Devin's number. Who is a person
Speaker 7: that my friend wanted me to text to be like, hey,
Speaker 7: I hear you're a puzzler. He put the number on
Speaker 7: my cup and then they outlined it in the shape
Speaker 7: of a puzzle piece.
Speaker 3: Oh he told us about that, but he didn't mention
Speaker 3: anything about the puzzle piece.
Speaker 7: Yeah, he was more focused on the number than actually
Speaker 7: looking at it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, why wouldn't your friend just text.
Speaker 7: You who was the busiest day at the coffee shop?
Speaker 7: Like the line was really long, and so I think
Speaker 7: she saw me and was like, oh, yeah, I gotta
Speaker 7: tell about Devin.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, why didn't you explain this to him
Speaker 2: when he was yelling.
Speaker 7: This was before I even got the cup, and then
Speaker 7: I see him yelling at the people and then he
Speaker 7: comes back.
Speaker 3: So you didn't really know that that's what the confrontation
Speaker 3: was about until he brought the cup.
Speaker 7: He brought the cup and I saw the number and
Speaker 7: the name, and I was like, I didn't know.
Speaker 3: And nobody knew who Devin was because Devin wasn't There
Speaker 3: is not a barista.
Speaker 1: I thought Devon was just a scaredy cat hiding in
Speaker 1: the back.
Speaker 3: If you want to talk about a scaredy cat who's
Speaker 3: hiding right now, that would be Corey hiding.
Speaker 4: On the other line listening to this conversation.
Speaker 1: And this's got to be embarrassing.
Speaker 11: Hi.
Speaker 21: Yeah, no, how you doing?
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, sorry, Aaron, that's how the segment works.
Speaker 21: Yeah wait, wait, so so let me just clarify Devin.
Speaker 21: Devin is a gal that's supposed to be on your team.
Speaker 21: And like, there was no Devon back you had a
Speaker 21: friend who was.
Speaker 23: A barista back there.
Speaker 3: That's right.
Speaker 4: Wait, what who's this Corey on the other line? He's
Speaker 4: been listening to this conversation quietly coming.
Speaker 2: In a little high Yeah, yeah, Corey.
Speaker 23: Yeah, Hi. Yeah, it's just like like nobody told me that.
Speaker 21: I would rather have heard that than just like nothing,
Speaker 21: you know, like please tell me the truth, Like I
Speaker 21: want to know what is going on here so that
Speaker 21: I can like judge it appropriately.
Speaker 7: Like I was just living in a fall we had
Speaker 7: just met. I didn't know if, like you would also
Speaker 7: get mad that my friend was there, you know what
Speaker 7: I mean, Like, how wouldn't get mad at sad? I
Speaker 7: thought you would get mad because you already yelled at
Speaker 7: the baristas.
Speaker 15: You know.
Speaker 21: It's kind of a solid read on there, dude, I
Speaker 21: don't even know, man, I like it just it just
Speaker 21: blows my mind that your choice was to not explain.
Speaker 1: I thought you wanted to apologize for this.
Speaker 4: That was an apology if you really look hard at it.
Speaker 21: Yeah, like I'm apologizing for reacting off of something that
Speaker 21: like I didn't.
Speaker 4: I did react big.
Speaker 21: I did react big. I'll fully admit that. I'm so
Speaker 21: sorry about that.
Speaker 3: But like, I.
Speaker 4: Don't think you need about it.
Speaker 3: I think you just leave it where you had it.
Speaker 10: Sound it good, I'll leave it.
Speaker 3: I'll leave it at that, Okay, there you go. He's
Speaker 3: so deeply sorry for how he reacted and wishes that
Speaker 3: he could take it all back, And we would love
Speaker 3: to offer you the chance to take it all back
Speaker 3: by sending you on another date that we would pay for.
Speaker 13: We all know he was going to say, it's your
Speaker 13: friend's fault for anything.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but Aaron, that's that's our offer to you. We'll
Speaker 3: offered to send you and Corey out one more time
Speaker 3: on our dime. You know, let's put the pieces of
Speaker 3: this puzzle back together.
Speaker 13: Heay, we never even got to the puzzle.
Speaker 7: I mean, I guess it's I guess it's up to him,
Speaker 7: because it sounds like he's pretty mad at me for
Speaker 7: doing the girl thing of having a backup.
Speaker 21: I'm mad that you didn't tell me that you didn't, like,
Speaker 21: you didn't feel okay to share.
Speaker 15: Okay, you know, yeah I didn't, because like we'd known
Speaker 15: each other for ten minutes and I saw your reaction
Speaker 15: to the barista, and so I was afraid that you
Speaker 15: make it out on me too, So I just protect
Speaker 15: myself by not bringing it up.
Speaker 1: Man, is this one giant red flag?
Speaker 19: Yeah, it's a girl thing.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you know this is good. We get all of
Speaker 3: the therapy out now. Oh, and then the relationship is
Speaker 3: smooth sailing the rest of the way.
Speaker 8: I have told myself many times.
Speaker 3: Hard part is the first date, Yes, parts exactly.
Speaker 4: So there you go erin will send you out?
Speaker 7: Oh my yeah. I mean honestly, our first day was
Speaker 7: really only like thirty minutes maybe, so I guess I'd
Speaker 7: be open to going out on a longer date.
Speaker 3: Corey. She's being very forgiving here because she realizes that
Speaker 3: you didn't know the full scope of what really was
Speaker 3: going on with the phone number on her cup. She
Speaker 3: sees that can you be forgiving of Aaron and try
Speaker 3: this thing again with less confusion and yelling next time?
Speaker 23: Let's give another shot.
Speaker 7: Okay, yeah, let's do it.
Speaker 3: Well, congratulations YouTube, We're going to meet up one more time.
Speaker 8: Why do I have a feeling we're not going to
Speaker 8: hear an update update that Brook come.
Speaker 12: On there brooking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 3: At the end of that call, Brook mentioned something that
Speaker 3: we do on our show called second date update update,
Speaker 3: where we check back in with a couple months later
Speaker 3: after they've agreed to go out again to find out
Speaker 3: how the relationship's going. Brooke said she doesn't think we'll
Speaker 3: get one from Corey and Aaron. And my question, Brooke
Speaker 3: is why wouldn't we really why wouldn't.
Speaker 12: We want that?
Speaker 2: Because it just sounds like they're just not the radio
Speaker 2: gold is what it sounds like.
Speaker 4: I want to hear if he's yelling at a Barisa
Speaker 4: on their first.
Speaker 3: Outing, don't imagine what would happen on their second date,
Speaker 3: A bad short temper.
Speaker 10: On the air.
Speaker 2: I was thinking, as a person instead of a producer, our.
Speaker 3: Ratings, need them back for an update update.
Speaker 4: I would absolutely tune in to hear that.
Speaker 23: Well.
Speaker 1: I would too, thought that I wouldn't listen.
Speaker 3: I would totally totally email us not I mean when
Speaker 3: not going to help much with your mental health or
Speaker 3: your actual relationship. Probably it really no, we promise we'll
Speaker 3: give it our best shot to help you in your
Speaker 3: love life. Email the show. We'll call that person who
Speaker 3: wasn't calling you back, and by the way, for your
Speaker 3: own mental health, go check out our podcast.
Speaker 4: You can listen to.
Speaker 3: All our second date updates wherever you get yours at
Speaker 3: Brook and Jeffrey Brook and Jeffrey in the morning. Okay,
Speaker 3: I do not want to do this, but as per
Speaker 3: management's request. Let's get it over with. It's Brooke and
Speaker 3: Jeffrey in the morning, with the top five signs you
Speaker 3: bought a bad Christmas tree this year. That Christmas tree
Speaker 3: number five, that lumpy brown thing that just fell from it.
Speaker 4: Is not a pine cone.
Speaker 1: And could you eat it?
Speaker 4: Definitely don't eat that.
Speaker 3: Next number four, it won't fit in your car or
Speaker 3: in your house, which, sadly for you, is the same
Speaker 3: thing on the Christmas See this is management, Brooke, don't
Speaker 3: blame me for this. Management wants us to do this list.
Speaker 18: I don't.
Speaker 1: I don't think that was appropriate.
Speaker 3: Number three of the top signs you bought a bad
Speaker 3: Christmas tree, the rest of the Peanuts gang finally leaves
Speaker 3: Charlie Brown alone and mocks you for buying yours.
Speaker 8: I don't even know if I fully get that joke
Speaker 8: and a lot, but some grandma out there is cracking up.
Speaker 4: That's for you, Grandma.
Speaker 6: Number two.
Speaker 1: I hate when consultant show number two.
Speaker 3: The smell of your tree reminds you of that time
Speaker 3: you were out in the forest when you accidentally stumbled
Speaker 3: on that decomposing body a Christmas tree. And the number
Speaker 3: one sign you bought a bad Christmas tree this year.
Speaker 3: It's covered in bugs, and not the cute kind like
Speaker 3: you find in your Panda Express press joke.
Speaker 6: But we went there. I was ready for the season.
Speaker 6: I know, I am LA Stories.
Speaker 4: Is coming up.
Speaker 6: That was management they wanted us.
Speaker 7: To do that.
Speaker 1: Feel like I just got punched in the face.
Speaker 6: You're doing Laser Stories right after this.
Speaker 1: But I do want orange Chicken.
Speaker 3: It's the radio segment whose online toy store is booming.
Speaker 4: Run now.
Speaker 3: If your kids can't get tickle Me Elmo, he says,
Speaker 3: the knockoff Tickle Me Elbow.
Speaker 4: Is even better.
Speaker 1: Giant. Is it fuzzy?
Speaker 3: It's a child size stuffed arm that twitches when you
Speaker 3: touch its funny bone. Okay, don't.
Speaker 4: It's cute if you don't think about it.
Speaker 3: I don't want It's Laser Stories, the segment where we
Speaker 3: read weird news stories around the globe, just like everyone
Speaker 3: else does, except we've got a laser and those are
Speaker 3: the silly strokers. Just don't This first laser story is
Speaker 3: out of Oklahoma. A man named Jose Silverio wanted a
Speaker 3: beer early Sunday morning.
Speaker 4: But he didn't want to pay for it.
Speaker 13: I like this guy already, and.
Speaker 3: So he went over to a convenience store which was
Speaker 3: closed at the time, and used a pipe to smash
Speaker 3: a window and then break the doors of the two
Speaker 3: locked up coolers.
Speaker 1: Lazy like the rest of us on a Sunday morning.
Speaker 3: You know, he's after it.
Speaker 4: Gotta appreciate him for that smashed up.
Speaker 3: Security cameras caught Jose taking just one beer.
Speaker 1: A single beer, and then all.
Speaker 4: Left and drove off in his Landrofer.
Speaker 1: What in the world like a four or.
Speaker 3: Something, that's why you need to serve alcohol every day
Speaker 3: of the week or stuff like this happens.
Speaker 1: He's like, I only stole a beer.
Speaker 13: I know.
Speaker 24: Well.
Speaker 3: A few hours later, nine one one calls came in
Speaker 3: that the same Jose who had tore up the convenience
Speaker 3: store crashed his land rover through the front of a
Speaker 3: grocery store.
Speaker 13: Okay, I mean more drunk.
Speaker 2: Not to say anything, but is he also a light
Speaker 2: only one deer?
Speaker 3: Actually hold that thought because it's unclear if the accident
Speaker 3: was intentional or if he was drunk, Because either way,
Speaker 3: he realized he was done. And I say that because
Speaker 3: as he chatted with a few of the witnesses, he
Speaker 3: cracked open his one stolen solo beer while the police
Speaker 3: were on their way.
Speaker 1: Yeah, well I didn't drink it yet.
Speaker 3: So when they got there, they arrested him for felony, vandalism,
Speaker 3: and larceny, along with other pending charges.
Speaker 8: He's so chill about it all, Just chilling on the
Speaker 8: hood of his crash vehicle.
Speaker 3: Okay, I mean, when you know it's over, just enjoy
Speaker 3: the ride with all that.
Speaker 1: Can't have anxiety, even if they should.
Speaker 3: His next Lazer story is out of Vegas. A man
Speaker 3: named Simon Kavanaugh was visiting Sin City on a golf trip.
Speaker 3: He had twenty minutes to kill before his airport shuttle arrived,
Speaker 3: and so he just sat down at one of the
Speaker 3: various slot machines at the Aria Hotel and with his
Speaker 3: last five bucks.
Speaker 4: He pulled the lever.
Speaker 3: Oh what happened next will go down in gambling history.
Speaker 1: What happened?
Speaker 4: You see?
Speaker 23: What?
Speaker 3: The game that he was playing was the Megabucks slot
Speaker 3: machine with the progressive jackpot, and he won it all.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I don't even know what that means.
Speaker 3: Simon looked about the screen. The amount just kept going
Speaker 3: up and up and up, first hit one million, and
Speaker 3: two through until finally the machine let him know he
Speaker 3: just won ten point one million.
Speaker 17: Dollars you could win on a slot machine only progressive,
Speaker 17: if progressive means they're all attached to the city, to
Speaker 17: each other.
Speaker 1: Yesh, you still got paid in quarters?
Speaker 13: No amazing.
Speaker 1: He dies under the weight of ten The whole terminals.
Speaker 13: Fill with quarners.
Speaker 4: I'd like to check this bag.
Speaker 3: Please, not too bad though, for a five dollars bet
Speaker 3: while you're waiting for the shuttle to the airport.
Speaker 13: Oh my god, you stay in Vegas.
Speaker 3: At that point, I would just say you cut your
Speaker 3: this is there it all, of course put all on black.
Speaker 3: The odds of winning that big are incredibly slammed. They've
Speaker 3: only been a handful of people who've become multi millionaires
Speaker 3: on the Megabuck slot machine since they were first installed
Speaker 3: back in two thousand and five.
Speaker 2: Wow, multiple people is still more than I expected, you
Speaker 2: know what I mean?
Speaker 13: It seems like one in a trillion.
Speaker 4: I'm happy for them.
Speaker 3: This next laser story is out of Speaking of mega millionaires,
Speaker 3: guess who just signed a.
Speaker 4: One hundred million dollar deal.
Speaker 3: Congratulations to our own brook five amazing.
Speaker 1: You know they've always said radios where the money's at.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you know, actually, no It's not a world renowned
Speaker 3: sports star or a celebrity on the silver screen.
Speaker 4: Or on the radio.
Speaker 1: It's a YouTuber.
Speaker 3: It's none other than Food Network guru Guy Fieri.
Speaker 1: It's got one hundred million dollar deal.
Speaker 3: You just into a new three year deal, which sources
Speaker 3: say is into the nine large figures, which means he
Speaker 3: is the cable channel's highest paid talent.
Speaker 13: So the Food Network's paying him for a contract.
Speaker 1: Is the Food Network have that much money?
Speaker 13: Probably just from me watching it all night.
Speaker 3: That beats his most recent multi year deal, which he
Speaker 3: signed back in twenty twenty one for a cool eighty.
Speaker 13: Mil Okay, that was the warm up contract.
Speaker 12: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Under this new agreement, which will take Fierre to the
Speaker 3: twenty year mark with the Food Network, the mayor of
Speaker 3: Flavor Town will continue to produce more of his diner's
Speaker 3: drive ins and dives, as well as more episodes of Guys,
Speaker 3: Grocery Games and Tournament of Chance.
Speaker 5: When I get my nails done, he's on the screen
Speaker 5: and I can't.
Speaker 1: I have to watch him.
Speaker 5: That's how he gets something.
Speaker 21: You know.
Speaker 1: I can't.
Speaker 5: I can't change the screen.
Speaker 1: Sorry, I can't get that much money. He could get
Speaker 1: a better fashion person.
Speaker 3: Hey, you know that anyway, whatever it is good for
Speaker 3: that guy today.
Speaker 4: That guy.
Speaker 13: Joke town.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna see myself out joketown.
Speaker 3: This next laser stories out of relationship World. Would you
Speaker 3: be more likely to spy on your significant other if
Speaker 3: you lived in a busy metropolis or wherever the TV
Speaker 3: show Ice Road Truckers was set.
Speaker 1: Probably, I'll tell you right now, Ice Road Truckers.
Speaker 5: Pick one.
Speaker 1: I have lived in small towns. I grew up in
Speaker 1: a small town. There is nothing to do.
Speaker 4: I have the answer.
Speaker 3: A survey of five thousand people found that about half
Speaker 3: of adults have had a partner who was unfaithful, and
Speaker 3: about thirteen percent of them found out by spying on them.
Speaker 1: Okay.
Speaker 3: The most popular spying techniques include tracking their phone, monitoring
Speaker 3: their social media accounts, checking credit card bills, going through
Speaker 3: their pockets, and physically following them.
Speaker 2: Oh wow, much easier to do in.
Speaker 1: A small towns.
Speaker 4: Only two roads where you're going to go.
Speaker 13: If you're in the ice Road, that would suck in
Speaker 13: the start, I d.
Speaker 12: Eyes.
Speaker 4: Did we miss any techniques that we should know about?
Speaker 1: Brook waiting in bushes? Is that not a part of it?
Speaker 1: Is that physical that's following them.
Speaker 3: The states where people are most likely despy on their
Speaker 3: partner are some of the least populated ones.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I told you.
Speaker 3: Alaska is the most paranoid, with fifty five percent of
Speaker 3: people saying they've snooped on their significant other before.
Speaker 1: Here's the thing.
Speaker 2: When you grow up in a small town, it's hard
Speaker 2: not to snoop because people just.
Speaker 1: Tell you stuff. Yeah, like, it's not even like you
Speaker 1: have to work for it.
Speaker 13: You just know everyone you.
Speaker 1: Like, so and so saw you at the grocery store
Speaker 1: with you know.
Speaker 3: But also, you don't want to lose your significant other
Speaker 3: because the choices are so limited. Yeah, it's like if
Speaker 3: I lose on him, there's nobody. Vermont is second, followed
Speaker 3: by Rhode Island, South Dakota, Hawaii, Indiana, Arkansas, Iowa, Illinois,
Speaker 3: and then rounding out the top ten, Colorado.
Speaker 2: Oh.
Speaker 13: I don't even see like a pattern there.
Speaker 1: I don't there.
Speaker 3: Yes, it's just a lot of less populated for the
Speaker 3: most part. But speaking of spying, this guy doesn't mind
Speaker 3: you watching because his.
Speaker 4: Motto was the more the merriers, and he is.
Speaker 3: Not talking about Christmas, my friends. That's so I mean
Speaker 3: the laser stories has come to an end for the day.
Speaker 3: We'll do it again, same time on Friday.
Speaker 12: Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 3: We've got Becky the middle school teacher on the phone today, Brooks.
Speaker 1: She's tough. She's a middle school teacher.
Speaker 4: Yeah, but she has zero to two against.
Speaker 3: You all time.
Speaker 1: I didn't say smart. I'm sorry that was too hard.
Speaker 3: That the holidays are particularly nuts for Becky because she
Speaker 3: has six kids.
Speaker 1: Of your own.
Speaker 3: Yes, indeed, just imagine how many Amazon packages are going
Speaker 3: to be coming to her front door over the next
Speaker 3: few weeks.
Speaker 4: How many total? Like more or less than fifty more?
Speaker 1: More?
Speaker 12: Wow?
Speaker 2: Oh my god, imagine do you ever think back, like
Speaker 2: what did our mothers do before everything could be delivered?
Speaker 23: I don't know how they survived.
Speaker 2: Seriously, my mom told me once that she was at
Speaker 2: the mall Christmas Eve because she didn't have any money
Speaker 2: until Christmas Eve to get anything.
Speaker 13: And remember the mall was open, because.
Speaker 3: I would have just chose like your favorite kid and
Speaker 3: like they're the one that gets the presence this year. Sorry,
Speaker 3: thankfully that could. Yeah, let's just send Brook out of
Speaker 3: the studio to do some of her own Christmas shopping
Speaker 3: because she's also late to the game. But we're gonna
Speaker 3: go over the rules of this real fast. It's thirty
Speaker 3: seconds to answer as many questions as possible. Becky, if
Speaker 3: you don't know when, you can say past. But you
Speaker 3: have to beat Brooke outright to win. Are you ready?
Speaker 9: I'm ready?
Speaker 3: All right?
Speaker 4: Good luck?
Speaker 3: Your time starts now on this day in two thousand
Speaker 3: and four. What giant silver screen monster got his star
Speaker 3: on the Hollywood Walk of Fame in Texas? Holding poker?
Speaker 3: What's the term for the first three community cards? Dealt
Speaker 3: the river?
Speaker 4: What is the official language of Cuba?
Speaker 7: Uh?
Speaker 19: Spanish?
Speaker 3: Tied with Monday and Sunday. What's the shortest of all
Speaker 3: the names of the week?
Speaker 23: Oh Friday?
Speaker 4: What famous highway runs from Chicago to Los Angeles?
Speaker 3: Ninety Let's bring Brook back into the studio here, and
Speaker 3: I know that Christmas at your house must be hectic.
Speaker 3: What's your game plan as far as opening presence go?
Speaker 3: Do you do it Christmas morning? The night before?
Speaker 7: We do it all Christmas Day? And we do it
Speaker 7: all day Christmas Day?
Speaker 15: Ye?
Speaker 23: Crazy?
Speaker 3: So what's the general emotion on Christmas? Is it mostly laughter? Tears, punches, screams?
Speaker 3: What's the main emotion on the year. It depends on
Speaker 3: the depends on how good the gifts are.
Speaker 4: Brookie, your turn? Are you ready?
Speaker 1: Yeah, let's go.
Speaker 4: Your time starts now.
Speaker 3: On this day. In two thousand and four, giant silver
Speaker 3: screen Monster got his star on the Hollywood Walk of
Speaker 3: Fame pass in Texas. Hold'm Poker? What is the term
Speaker 3: for the first three community cards?
Speaker 4: Dealt the pot? What is the official language of Cuba?
Speaker 1: Cuba is Spanish?
Speaker 3: Tied with Monday and Sunday.
Speaker 4: What is the shortest of all the names of the week?
Speaker 1: Friday?
Speaker 3: What famous highway runs from Chicago to Los Angeles?
Speaker 2: I Interstate five?
Speaker 13: Five.
Speaker 3: That's a very okay, interesting choice.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it doesn't go the same direction.
Speaker 6: Well, we'll get to that.
Speaker 4: You know, you don't keep guessing.
Speaker 6: We'll get to me six.
Speaker 3: You don't have to keep guessing. I said, we'll get
Speaker 3: to that first. Let's go to the scoreboard with Jose.
Speaker 6: I love you.
Speaker 13: You've got three correct today.
Speaker 2: I think you did it, Becky, and I am not
Speaker 2: feeling confident in that.
Speaker 13: You didn't get the same amount of questions.
Speaker 2: And yeah, only six.
Speaker 3: It's gonna be a happy Christmas this year at Becky's
Speaker 3: house because she just won a bunch of money to
Speaker 3: buy presents with.
Speaker 1: Were we just afforded one kid a present?
Speaker 20: Exactly?
Speaker 4: Let's go over the answers on this day.
Speaker 3: In two thousand and four, Godzilla got his star on
Speaker 3: the Hollywood Walk of Fame.
Speaker 1: I could not think of the name for the life
Speaker 1: of me.
Speaker 3: In Texas holding poker, the term for the first three
Speaker 3: community cards dell is the flop.
Speaker 1: Oh, that's funny close.
Speaker 3: The efficient language of Cuba is Spanish, tied with Monday
Speaker 3: and Sunday. Friday also has one of the shortest names
Speaker 3: of the week, and the famous highway that runs from
Speaker 3: Chicago to Los Angeles is Root sixty six.
Speaker 1: Get your kicks Root sixty We have a song. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it goes through Oklahoma City, my mom's hometown.
Speaker 4: Adding insult to injury there.
Speaker 1: Everybody has that song.
Speaker 3: So Becky, congratulations, you beat Brook. You get one hundred
Speaker 3: dollars plus just for playing. You're gonna win a pair
Speaker 3: of tickets to the Seattle Christmas Market. Wander the winding
Speaker 3: alleys of Seattle's newest and largest outdoor holiday market, hop
Speaker 3: on the Christmas Carousel, delight in live music and festive
Speaker 3: light displays, and find the perfect artisan gift. For more info,
Speaker 3: visit Seattle Christmas market dot com.
Speaker 19: Thank you, I'll take my favorite kids.
Speaker 13: Becky.
Speaker 2: You have six kids, so I'm sure you ask them
Speaker 2: what they want. But do they ever ask you what
Speaker 2: you want for Christmas?
Speaker 10: You know?
Speaker 23: School always sends home some crappy piece of art.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Becky, thank you for playing.
Speaker 4: Happy Holidays to you and your family.
Speaker 7: You to you guys.
Speaker 6: Thanks.
Speaker 4: We're gonna do win Brooks Bucks same time tomorrow.
Speaker 12: Brooking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 1: And it's brook and Jeffrey in the morning. And I
Speaker 1: love this time of year.
Speaker 6: Hoday, it's the holiday season.
Speaker 14: And to kick it off, we're gonna countdown be best
Speaker 14: loser line voicemails of the year.
Speaker 2: Yay, oh my god, the weirdest, the most hilarious, the
Speaker 2: top test.
Speaker 1: Yes, yes, you're gonna get them all. You have to
Speaker 1: hear them tomorrow on the show.