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Speaker 6: Good morning everybody. You're listening to the voice, come on,
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Speaker 7: Want it only Steve Harvey Man oh Man got a
Speaker 7: radio show, got a good one for you today.
Speaker 6: And it just happened to me.
Speaker 7: You know, I was going through something that I've been
Speaker 7: going through for a long long time and just weary
Speaker 7: of it all. And I was I've been talking to
Speaker 7: God about it, and I mean for years.
Speaker 6: Though.
Speaker 7: What happened was I had to go through some more
Speaker 7: of it yesterday again a situation. But you know what,
Speaker 7: after it was over, you know, I kind of laid
Speaker 7: in it for a little while. You know how you've
Speaker 7: been going through something for so long and then even
Speaker 7: if it's over or appears to be over, you still
Speaker 7: kind of lay in it a little bit. And you know,
Speaker 7: you have a while. Man, I can't believe I've been
Speaker 7: dealing with this this long, even though even though it's over.
Speaker 7: I don't know how you do it, but this was
Speaker 7: so good for me. Have you ever counted, Steve Harvey,
Speaker 7: how many times you made it? And so that's what
Speaker 7: I started doing yesterday, And that's what I did this morning.
Speaker 7: When I woke up. I was actually taking an inventory
Speaker 7: account of how many times I made it. How many times, man,
Speaker 7: I didn't have the rent and somehow I came up
Speaker 7: with it. How many times I didn't have my house
Speaker 7: payment and somehow I came up with it. How many
Speaker 7: times I was out of money, did not have enough,
Speaker 7: didn't see no way, but somehow I came up with it.
Speaker 7: How many times I got sick, thought, well, man, this
Speaker 7: one right here. I don't know what I'm gonna do,
Speaker 7: but somehow I got my health back. How many situations
Speaker 7: I have found myself in? That was I thought at
Speaker 7: the time, detrimental and diabolical and man so sinister at times.
Speaker 6: Somehow I made it. I look at all the accidents
Speaker 6: I've been in, but he kept me. I made it.
Speaker 7: I think about even the simplest times of like stepping
Speaker 7: off a curve and almost got hit, but I made it.
Speaker 7: I was just tripping the other day. I was thinking
Speaker 7: about the times that I've been hit by a car
Speaker 7: and it could have been worse, but it wouldn't, And
Speaker 7: I made it through that too. I was thinking about, Man,
Speaker 7: when they count you out? Do you know how many
Speaker 7: times I've been counted out? He's done?
Speaker 6: He ain't gonna be nothing, he ain't nobody See who
Speaker 6: I told y'all look at over that they counsel this.
Speaker 6: He offered that he out of here. He ain't gonna
Speaker 6: make it. He didne got fired. Man, You know how
Speaker 6: many times I've been counted out? You know how many
Speaker 6: times they done wrote me off? How many times have
Speaker 6: you been written off? Man?
Speaker 7: But here you still stand? Yeah, you're a tripped on it.
Speaker 7: Take an inventory, y'all of how many times? Count the
Speaker 7: times you've made it? What about the times man, when
Speaker 7: nobody was there to encourage you, but you still here
Speaker 7: though you have tripped on that? Ain't nobody you and
Speaker 7: told you good day? Nobody called you and told you
Speaker 7: recently thank you. No one's called you and told you
Speaker 7: how much you meant to them, how much you've done
Speaker 7: for them or man, that you can make it. Never
Speaker 7: give up, Keep your head up, man, keep grinding. But
Speaker 7: you still here even when nobody. Have you counted the
Speaker 7: times man, that you made it anyway? Have you counted
Speaker 7: the times that you felt like quitting, you felt like
Speaker 7: giving up.
Speaker 6: You kept going. How about the time this is a
Speaker 6: good one right here?
Speaker 7: How about the times man, when everybody's standing around saying,
Speaker 7: ain't no way, ain't no way.
Speaker 6: Man.
Speaker 7: I can't tell how many times I've heard this, ain't
Speaker 7: no way, and then somehow there is a way. You
Speaker 7: know why, because he make a way.
Speaker 6: You understand.
Speaker 7: You know how many times I've heard this one right here, Steve,
Speaker 7: listen to me, man, nobody ever before has done that.
Speaker 6: You can't do that. How many times you done?
Speaker 5: Heart?
Speaker 6: No, you or you know anybody that done that? You
Speaker 6: can't do that. No one has ever done that. I
Speaker 6: made it anyway? You know, they don't normally or we
Speaker 6: don't normally allowed this, but in this case, for you,
Speaker 6: we gonna make an exception. How many times have you
Speaker 6: heard that, Oh, I think I'm onto something. How many
Speaker 6: times have you heard in your lifetime? We don't normally
Speaker 6: or they don't normally allowed this, but we gonna make
Speaker 6: this exception in your case. How many times you done
Speaker 6: heard that? Have you ever counted the times that you
Speaker 6: made it? Everybody out except me? How can that be?
Speaker 7: You know you're the only one that got through this? Congratulations? Wow, man,
Speaker 7: I don't hardly see this too many times. But do
Speaker 7: you realize that normally this is what happened to people?
Speaker 7: But man, y'all, I don't know how your name came up,
Speaker 7: but here you are. Wow, it never happens like that.
Speaker 7: You ever counted those times I was doing it yesterday?
Speaker 7: I was doing it this morning. I was just taking
Speaker 7: an inventory everybody of how many times I've made it.
Speaker 7: So what I learned yesterday was when God gets you
Speaker 7: through something, when he pulled you out on the other side,
Speaker 7: no matter how difficult or how long it took. When
Speaker 7: he gets you out on the other side, why don't
Speaker 7: you get up, dust yourself off, and start troting what
Speaker 7: you laying there for? Man, wallowing in it, going over it,
Speaker 7: recycling it in your mind. So many people can't move
Speaker 7: forward because we keep recycling stuff in our mind when
Speaker 7: clearly it's time to move on, it's time to let go,
Speaker 7: it's time to go and see what God has for you.
Speaker 7: Stop looking at what you lost. What you lost was
Speaker 7: probably not yours to have in the first all, oh,
Speaker 7: in the first place.
Speaker 6: Do you know the things I've lost?
Speaker 7: Now, I'm not talking about losing a loved one, a
Speaker 7: mother or father, nothing like that. I'm talking about innate
Speaker 7: objects or situation. Do you know the things I've lost? Man,
Speaker 7: I look back on it. I wasn't supposed to have
Speaker 7: them in the first place, or they was.
Speaker 6: Doing me no good. I wasn't wasn't mine to lose,
Speaker 6: but I claimed I lost it.
Speaker 7: Come on, man, take an inventory, everybody. Start looking at
Speaker 7: the things man, that God has brought you through. Start
Speaker 7: looking at how many times He allowed you to make it.
Speaker 7: And get glad about waking up in the morning. Man,
Speaker 7: Get glad about your life. Start feeling something positive about
Speaker 7: your situation. You cannot expect God to continue to bless
Speaker 7: you if you're not grateful for the things that you have.
Speaker 7: Why would God sitting down here looking at you, upset, angry,
Speaker 7: laying in the wall of what you are not grateful for.
Speaker 7: You just can't find the scene and find no gratitude
Speaker 7: in your heart about nothing but you steady asking God
Speaker 7: for something, So now you think God is crazy? You
Speaker 7: think he gonna give you some more stuff to not
Speaker 7: be grateful for. Are you kidding me?
Speaker 6: Why would he do that. He's too full of too
Speaker 6: much mercy to send you through that over and over
Speaker 6: and over.
Speaker 7: The more I give my child, the more ungrateful they are,
Speaker 7: the less gratitude they show. But I'm gonna keep dumping
Speaker 7: it on them so they can keep feeling ungrateful and
Speaker 7: then show like a gratitude. God's not gonna do that
Speaker 7: to you. Come on, man, have you ever counted how
Speaker 7: many times you made it? I can't count how many
Speaker 7: times God done got me through something. But when He
Speaker 7: gets you through it, you ain't get up and get
Speaker 7: on about your business. Don't lay that in it.
Speaker 6: It's over, it's done, you made it, you survived it.
Speaker 6: Let's go, let's go.
Speaker 1: You're listening.
Speaker 6: Show, ladies and gentlemen. It's time again. I ain't miss it.
Speaker 7: This morning, I told him thank you as soon as
Speaker 7: I got up. Man caught myself this morning early told
Speaker 7: him how much I appreciate it. My measure of health, opportunities,
Speaker 7: my chances, everything. He's allowed me to overcome everything He's
Speaker 7: pulling me through everything that might come my way, that
Speaker 7: he'll strengthen me. For man, I did it do the same, y'all.
Speaker 7: Today is a gift from God. That's why they call
Speaker 7: it the present. Yeah, so let's get with it. Steve
Speaker 7: Harvey Morning Show, Shirley Strawberry call it for real, Mississippi
Speaker 7: moniccause Junior's out today.
Speaker 6: The legend that is.
Speaker 7: Nephew, Tommy, Well, it pains me and Junior's out today. Yeah,
Speaker 7: and I have to go to a certified food and
Speaker 7: ask him what's on his mind? That's always always, you know,
Speaker 7: I've known.
Speaker 6: Him so long, Tommy, what was What's what's on your mind?
Speaker 4: You know what?
Speaker 8: Let me just let's see. I got a question we
Speaker 8: at the end of the year, at the end of
Speaker 8: twenty twenty three. So I guess the question for you
Speaker 8: is best thing you did this year and the worst thing.
Speaker 6: You did this year? Oh?
Speaker 9: I know.
Speaker 7: The best thing I did this year is I became
Speaker 7: more trusting in God's timing. This was the year that
Speaker 7: really had to teach me that at sixty six, I'm
Speaker 7: still learning. But this was the year that I that
Speaker 7: I really began to understand trusting in God's timing because, man,
Speaker 7: let me tell you something. He put the test on me. Man,
Speaker 7: he put the test on me this year to see
Speaker 7: if I got it. And I think I passed the test.
Speaker 7: So I began more became more trusting in God's timing.
Speaker 7: And when it don't go my way, I have to
Speaker 7: understand God's timing is different from ours. That's that's been
Speaker 7: a real battle for me majority of my life, I'll admit.
Speaker 7: But this year he said, Okay, I don't know how
Speaker 7: long it's taking you to get this, boy, but you
Speaker 7: go get this this year, Colin, I ain't gonna let
Speaker 7: up with the test. See, because everything you're going through
Speaker 7: is preparing you for what you ask God for. And
Speaker 7: what I'm asking God for is gonna require that I
Speaker 7: trust more in His time and substance.
Speaker 6: That's the best thing. What's the worst thing I've done
Speaker 6: this year? Yeah, I gave my sale number to the
Speaker 6: wrong person. Are they blowing you up? Tommy?
Speaker 4: Man?
Speaker 6: You know I ain't never regretted nothing more than giving
Speaker 6: this number to this dude.
Speaker 4: Man.
Speaker 6: I mean, I mean, man, it has been man, I
Speaker 6: mean it's it's like unbelievable stuff. Like I mean, every
Speaker 6: day something. Man, hey man, what you doing?
Speaker 4: Hell?
Speaker 9: What you mean?
Speaker 6: What I'm doing? Man?
Speaker 10: Talk?
Speaker 6: What do you mean? Hey man? What you doing? I
Speaker 6: ain't never thinking?
Speaker 7: And then he and then he's a professional texta so
Speaker 7: he got them little short w y d boy.
Speaker 6: Look man, I'm grown ass man.
Speaker 5: Who are you?
Speaker 4: Laurie?
Speaker 6: What did you think there was? Text me like Lori
Speaker 6: doll bring eyeballs. I ain't got figured this house. That's
Speaker 6: the worst than.
Speaker 11: Coming up at thirty two minutes after the hour. We'll
Speaker 11: hear yet again from the nephew as he runs that
Speaker 11: prank back right after this. You're listening hard morning show.
Speaker 11: It is time now for the nephew to run that
Speaker 11: prank back. What you got first?
Speaker 8: And f ad you know lies y'all BA bought me
Speaker 8: this glove. This right here is the sixth I said.
Speaker 8: That's what they had used to say that the sticks
Speaker 8: and shutty, sick and shut in. It is the sick
Speaker 8: and shutting, the sick and shuddy, all right, the sick
Speaker 8: and shut in. Everybody had that list right, all right,
Speaker 8: kept up, let's go stick and shut in.
Speaker 5: So I'm trying to speaking. You got him? How you
Speaker 5: do that? I'm doing I ain't doing too good. You'd
Speaker 5: never been over here praying for my wife again? Right right, right, yes, sir,
Speaker 5: you have came over here three times in one week.
Speaker 5: My wife had already went through the operation and all
Speaker 5: that she's gonna be pining. I don't need you over
Speaker 5: a praying three times a week, because, honestly, I think
Speaker 5: it's something else on your mind when you come over
Speaker 5: here praying for my wife. I ain't stupid, brother.
Speaker 12: You kind of hold it, brother, This, buddy, this is well.
Speaker 12: Your wife was on the sick and shutting list. I
Speaker 12: rever actually to come back. Reveren ain't questioned that I
Speaker 12: come by.
Speaker 5: Uh okay, he ain't requested for you to bring your
Speaker 5: black to my house for no three times in one week, man,
Speaker 5: So you can cut that down with me. You can
Speaker 5: cut that out.
Speaker 12: Hold it, brother. I came with sister Georgia the first time.
Speaker 12: The second time I came by myself because she was
Speaker 12: able to come by, and I only stayed fifteen minutes
Speaker 12: the time.
Speaker 5: So what's the problem. Could I already know what you
Speaker 5: what you're doing. I know you're trying to holler at
Speaker 5: my wife. I ain't shoo hop at your wife. I
Speaker 5: had a wife.
Speaker 12: Why would I happen to your wife?
Speaker 5: She's partly already You already know what you already know
Speaker 5: what you're doing. Man, you up in the other house
Speaker 5: my wife, Why wind up whind nobody at the house.
Speaker 5: I already know what you do. Let me tell you something.
Speaker 5: Keep your black away from my house. If you want
Speaker 5: to pray for my wife.
Speaker 12: I'm wait, man, Wait minute, wait man, You can't talk
Speaker 12: to nobody hand.
Speaker 5: That's what you're gonna now.
Speaker 12: Brother, ain't gonna be none of that, and ain't gonna
Speaker 12: be none of that. You're talking to the wrong brother,
Speaker 12: and I okay. Now, first of all, you're not gonna
Speaker 12: disrespect me and curse me out. Okay, that's not even
Speaker 12: the way brothers should be talking to brothers. Second of all,
Speaker 12: if there's any laying on the hands, it's gonna be
Speaker 12: my hands laying on you. Okay.
Speaker 5: Late, I know you're trying to my wife. If I
Speaker 5: find you out, you know you mess around with my wife,
Speaker 5: it's gonna.
Speaker 12: Be I'm crazy trying to be crazy.
Speaker 4: I'm just letting you.
Speaker 5: I'm gonna say it one more time. Keep your black
Speaker 5: off around my You know, first.
Speaker 12: Of all, I told you once again. You can't be
Speaker 12: talking to me like that. Now, I'm trying to be
Speaker 12: cool about the situation because I know you may be
Speaker 12: just upset. Okay, I can appreciate that. Okay, I have
Speaker 12: a wife, and I'll be.
Speaker 5: Upset if somebody was coming out there.
Speaker 11: My wife.
Speaker 5: Out with your wife. I do spend my time with
Speaker 5: my wife.
Speaker 6: I do you know.
Speaker 5: Your house? May if I need to come on your
Speaker 5: house and let your wife, well, you're welcome to come
Speaker 5: and come lay something over there on huh God, now
Speaker 5: trying to do it?
Speaker 12: Hold older one man, older one man. I'll told you
Speaker 12: before it's being disrespectful. Now, that was a very idiotic
Speaker 12: statement for you to make.
Speaker 5: Okay, that's what's gonna happen.
Speaker 13: If I catch your black set my house again, I'm
Speaker 13: gonna play this man, and then I'm getting on the
Speaker 13: phone with you, you, your pastor any more of them,
Speaker 13: because if anybody come by my house again and I
Speaker 13: ain't there, I'm kicking your black.
Speaker 12: That's a promise, you know, Just that's it. Look here, brother,
Speaker 12: if that's gonna be any whooping gone on, I'll be
Speaker 12: kicking yop. I'm gonna lay my hands on you, and
Speaker 12: I'm gonna give you a good sanctified whooping, and then
Speaker 12: I'm gonna pray for you. I'm gonna pray to heal
Speaker 12: you by this foot I'm gonna put up, okay, because
Speaker 12: I've had it with you, you know. And I only
Speaker 12: went by to visit your wife because I was asked
Speaker 12: to go visit your wife. Now that was a problem.
Speaker 12: You should have called the pastor. Okay, but you're not
Speaker 12: gonna disrespect me my wife to church on the phone. Now,
Speaker 12: if you want to do somebody, you can meet me
Speaker 12: any place.
Speaker 5: Well. As a matter of fact, I.
Speaker 12: Can go anywhere I want in this town. If I
Speaker 12: be at your house talking to your wife, if the
Speaker 12: path asks me to go, I'm gonna be there. Okay.
Speaker 12: You you know, you just you know. It's just a
Speaker 12: stupid brother. Okay.
Speaker 5: You need to come to.
Speaker 12: You need to come to church more off.
Speaker 5: And that's the problem.
Speaker 12: You don't come to church more off. If you come
Speaker 12: to church more off, you want to be talking to
Speaker 12: me like that, You wouldn't be worried about me and
Speaker 12: your wife because there must be something wrong at your house.
Speaker 5: You be worried about me fooling with your wife.
Speaker 12: Okay, So you need to check her. Okay, how about that?
Speaker 5: Why don't you do that? Why don't you why don't
Speaker 5: you just check her?
Speaker 12: Okay?
Speaker 5: Commy said, you the one that's cheating with my wife.
Speaker 5: That's that is all I know? Who Tommy, let me
Speaker 5: say you Tommy the one said Thomas said, you're the
Speaker 5: one that's cheating around with my wife.
Speaker 4: Man?
Speaker 12: Who who is Tommy?
Speaker 5: Tommy who? This is a nephew, tom Me? Man, So
Speaker 5: this is nephew. Tell me from Steve Harvey Morning Show man.
Speaker 5: Your church member got me the prayt ball, but not.
Speaker 4: Wrong for that?
Speaker 5: You know you're wrong, You're wrong.
Speaker 12: You know y'all a high way to hell, all of y'all.
Speaker 12: You know none stop no, you know y'all just you
Speaker 12: know y'all just gone.
Speaker 5: You know, ain't no stop signed you know, I finla go.
Speaker 5: I'm gonna pray for all of y'all, all.
Speaker 12: Of your brothers and if you tire me, Steve hobby
Speaker 12: Bus wrong for that, Okay, I'm gonna check him. I'm
Speaker 12: gonna check out. I'm finna go. I said, I wanta
Speaker 12: talk to you all no more. I'm paying for I'm.
Speaker 5: Gonna say, ain't brother, brother, cause you go man, what's
Speaker 5: what you gotta tell me? What's the badness? Radio show
Speaker 5: with the Lamb.
Speaker 12: Man Steve Holly, Morning the Show.
Speaker 8: Any of y'all that have been on the sick and
Speaker 8: shut in there, that's good, that's good, that's good. That's
Speaker 8: the list you don't want to be on.
Speaker 6: That's the list. I don't want to be up.
Speaker 7: No, I've been sick before. But that's shut in part
Speaker 7: of what. It's rough, but shut in part. I can't
Speaker 7: go nowhere.
Speaker 6: But it's like you're not getting out. That's what it's
Speaker 6: sounds like. You can't sit on the porch. M Yeah,
Speaker 6: I'm sorry. I'll be back. I'll be back at the hour.
Speaker 6: I'll be stupid again. Don't let it one hour. I'll
Speaker 6: be stupid again. This whole tame.
Speaker 1: Okay, long for the turnaround.
Speaker 6: Don't take long, baby, I got you, I got you covered.
Speaker 4: Oh.
Speaker 11: I started thinking about church and the announcements. Tommy, all right,
Speaker 11: thanking of you? Coming up next, it is asked the
Speaker 11: clo or You're listening.
Speaker 6: Show coming up.
Speaker 11: At the top of the hour. And entertainment news. Carla
Speaker 11: has some music news about eighties blue eyed soul pop
Speaker 11: group Haullen oats.
Speaker 1: I heard about that smile.
Speaker 6: Why don't you stay until tomorrow?
Speaker 11: I read the Franklin Sons awarded real estate thanks to
Speaker 11: a twenty fourteen will found between couch cushions in her house,
Speaker 11: and the Lebron James Museum opens up in Akron, Ohio.
Speaker 11: We'll talk about all of these stories at the top
Speaker 11: of the hour, but right now it is time to
Speaker 11: ask the clo All right, this one's with me, Lilian
Speaker 11: and sort worth' what. My son's drinks a lot and
Speaker 11: she called my husband to drive her home. Left wekend
Speaker 11: because my son was out of town. My husband says
Speaker 11: she hit on him, but she told me, But she
Speaker 11: told me that she doesn't remember doing that. I think
Speaker 11: my son should know this, but my husband won't let
Speaker 11: me tell him. Why is he protecting her?
Speaker 7: Yeah, well, you ain't got to go through all that.
Speaker 7: It ain't protected her. What you need to do is
Speaker 7: slap her. See people that don't remember stuff. You need
Speaker 7: to put your hands on her. Yeah, that's all. You
Speaker 7: can slap her from her husband and your son. Slap her.
Speaker 7: Women can slap each other. Y'all can get away with that.
Speaker 6: Slap her.
Speaker 7: I bet she'll remember next time. You ain't that damn
Speaker 7: drunk er. Yeah, you ain't that damn drunk And that's
Speaker 7: your daughter in law. Yeah yeah, yes, yeah slap. I
Speaker 7: promise you you will remember it all next.
Speaker 1: Time, all right.
Speaker 11: Eileen in Orlando says, my female boss wears designer shoes, bags,
Speaker 11: and jewelry, but she doesn't do it tastefully. She wears
Speaker 11: several different designers all at once. And I don't think
Speaker 11: she knows any better. Aren't there fashion rules? I'm wearing
Speaker 11: designer clothing?
Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, it probably is. But see, you ain't got
Speaker 6: none of that stuff. So what you wear about it? Folk?
Speaker 7: See lean, I know people that want to put on
Speaker 7: all that stuff at one time. I know people like
Speaker 7: that and they blended, you know they and and it
Speaker 7: ain't the way to do it. But you just want
Speaker 7: everybody to see what you've got.
Speaker 6: It's people everything.
Speaker 7: You know, got that Gucci shoe on with the with
Speaker 7: the with the green and red band on them with
Speaker 7: two big g's, and then you got that Lewis bag
Speaker 7: with the.
Speaker 6: Whole monogram print on it. But your pants is findy.
Speaker 6: They got them f's all over your pants. You just
Speaker 6: have come out this No boy, just looking like the
Speaker 6: mall do too much?
Speaker 3: What you bought it out?
Speaker 6: I'm talking about it. Yeah, well you got that do
Speaker 6: your blouse over all of your signs on it, Morna
Speaker 6: Graham on it like that.
Speaker 1: You just Wris you got a star, thank you?
Speaker 6: Yeah, I got that pot of scaff with all that.
Speaker 11: Yeah, wed girl, all right, uh Monette and Philly Wrights.
Speaker 11: I'm seeing a married man and his wife thinks we're
Speaker 11: just friends. I can fight it in my friend that's
Speaker 11: also having an affair, and she told me that she's
Speaker 11: friends with my man's wife. So basically, I need to
Speaker 11: find someone else to mess with. Was that an ultimatum?
Speaker 1: Wow, she's seeing.
Speaker 11: A married man, but the married man's wife thinks that
Speaker 11: they're just friends. So she can fight it in her
Speaker 11: girlfriend who's also having an affair. Her girlfriend who's having
Speaker 11: an affair is friends with the AND's wife that she's singing.
Speaker 11: So the girlfriend told her she needs to find somebody
Speaker 11: else to have an affair with her friend's husband.
Speaker 6: In other words, oh yeah, yeah, yeah, you got to.
Speaker 1: Shut this down down, that's all you've been worn.
Speaker 6: Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah yeah, get away from this. But
Speaker 6: I'll tell you what though, your little girlfriend that you
Speaker 6: went and told her that you were seeing this married
Speaker 6: man who is also the married man's wife's friend. Right
Speaker 6: is she tell on you?
Speaker 7: Please know you have some information? Okay, see all this
Speaker 7: here right here? Hey, hey, hey, but know this. I
Speaker 7: might go away, but I ain't gonna go away quietly.
Speaker 7: But don't go to the Christmas party this year. It's
Speaker 7: gonna be confusing, right crazy the world?
Speaker 6: Now, man, God had like the first time you read it?
Speaker 6: Or No, I ain't even saying nothing else. I rubbed
Speaker 6: in my heads. Man, that's all I'm man. Brother, Two
Speaker 6: trains left, Yeah, be going.
Speaker 7: If a bird flies south at fifteen miles hour, he
Speaker 7: stops for two days in Georgia.
Speaker 6: I don't given Winnyburg get there.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that is a mess right there. That is a mess.
Speaker 10: All right.
Speaker 1: Last one, Steve. This one's from Carmen and Olney.
Speaker 11: She says, my son is fifteen years old and his
Speaker 11: girlfriend is a senior this year. I'm trying to avoid
Speaker 11: him getting his heart broken when his girlfriend goes to
Speaker 11: college and forgets about him. How do I get him
Speaker 11: to stop dating her before he gets his feelings crushed?
Speaker 7: No, No, this diouldn't happen this is life. Come on now,
Speaker 7: all is going down? Ain't no way round? Oh he
Speaker 7: didn't get in a little thief and to get a.
Speaker 6: Little feelings told out the little boy right here, all
Speaker 6: that little man stuff he's been doing.
Speaker 7: I don't even see how that's your concern right there.
Speaker 7: Oh the problem is this senior, this fifteen year old boy, teacher.
Speaker 7: There are things that I still have to learn. See,
Speaker 7: you got that song man, You don't know what that's
Speaker 7: George Michael.
Speaker 6: Oh wow, Charlie. We want him being illegal?
Speaker 5: You know that?
Speaker 1: Yeah, he's freaking means fifteen. He's a sophomore. She's a senior.
Speaker 7: He about to turn eighteen age at some point she
Speaker 7: might be eighteen. Most people listen in high school. He
Speaker 7: is eighteen.
Speaker 1: But the point is he's fifteen. He's too young too.
Speaker 1: I mean, this is crazy.
Speaker 6: He too young for what show?
Speaker 1: He's fifteen to be dating and old to be dating
Speaker 1: a senior. He is gonna get his heart crushed.
Speaker 4: His mom is.
Speaker 6: He made out your house? Mode? You in your house
Speaker 6: too much? You got you didn't get out? What is
Speaker 6: wrong with you?
Speaker 4: What you know?
Speaker 6: The kids doing that show?
Speaker 4: Yes?
Speaker 6: I do, I do.
Speaker 1: You don't want me to tell you how I know.
Speaker 14: The act like it, act like you don't her some
Speaker 14: shockingan though, Yeah, fifteen, you can get a learning.
Speaker 6: Driving the prom she drives right sophomore, she's get in
Speaker 6: the car. That's his name though, that is you know
Speaker 6: that's he's naming our kids, says after Spanish people killing me?
Speaker 6: All right?
Speaker 11: How does he the mom wants to know. How does
Speaker 11: she get him to stop dating her before he gets.
Speaker 7: Mama got the stain this boy, Frida, stop dating this girl.
Speaker 6: You finishing this boy and say you've had a taste
Speaker 6: of a fruit. Quit eating the fruit. Face back in
Speaker 6: that tub.
Speaker 1: All right, thank you. Cilo. Coming up, we'll have some
Speaker 1: entertainment news for you right after this. You're listening morning show?
Speaker 11: All right, Carlo, So what is going on with Hauling
Speaker 11: Oats and music news? What's happening?
Speaker 1: Listen to me?
Speaker 8: So now?
Speaker 14: According to TMZ, Steve, you know how much you love
Speaker 14: Hauling Oats, they have been in arbitration over which songs
Speaker 14: Oats is allowed to perform live at his solo concerts.
Speaker 14: So Oats John Oates, he co wrote She's Gone Sarah
Speaker 14: Smile and this one right here.
Speaker 1: I can't go for that a man eater.
Speaker 14: But John Oates didn't write kiss on my list private eyes,
Speaker 14: you know, rich girl. Anyway, word, I'm telling you the
Speaker 14: real reason is Darrel Hall is issuing John Oates because
Speaker 14: Oats plans to sell a portion of their joint venture
Speaker 14: to a third party, and Hall says that would violate
Speaker 14: their business agreement that they had put in place back in.
Speaker 1: Twenty twenty one.
Speaker 14: Today today in Nashville, this mounting their schedule.
Speaker 6: Yeah, that's all man.
Speaker 7: When all ass hard be people is beefing, that'd be
Speaker 7: down there like a skinny ass Al Green was in
Speaker 7: there fighting with very white wouldn't be right it it'd.
Speaker 6: Just look wrong'll they wanted to say that all these
Speaker 6: things is going on in this complain, I want to
Speaker 6: have it dropped in the name. Well, I just wanted
Speaker 6: to tell you, Yanna, that all these things don't have
Speaker 6: to be this way. You know that we can all
Speaker 6: just settle it down.
Speaker 1: And no, what's a good Al Green?
Speaker 7: But you want to start preaching, Yeah, and there going
Speaker 7: song for song that lood that Al Greener gets very white?
Speaker 7: What about what about you're gonna mess around and get
Speaker 7: some gritch throad on your ass. Yeah, Hall of those man.
Speaker 7: They got some jams, ma'am they.
Speaker 6: Need I'm watching you. Yes, that's how I can see
Speaker 6: whoever got smiled? Though?
Speaker 1: Who co wrote Smile? Watching it interesting to baby and
Speaker 1: another entertainment.
Speaker 11: The Queen of Soul, Aretha Franklin, passed away from pancreatic
Speaker 11: cancer back in twenty eighteen, and now five years later,
Speaker 11: her properties have been allocated based on a handwritten will.
Speaker 11: On Monday, a judge in Detroit awarded the real estate
Speaker 11: based on a handwritten will from twenty fourteen that had
Speaker 11: been found between her couch cushions and based on the will,
Speaker 11: Aretha's youngest son, kick Kaf Franklin, will get her Detroit home,
Speaker 11: which was valued at one point one million dollars back
Speaker 11: in twenty eighteen, and her second son, Edward, was awarded
Speaker 11: another property, and her third son, ted White Junior inherited
Speaker 11: a house in Detroit.
Speaker 8: But that's Wreatha Neim. That ain't really my concern, I shirt,
Speaker 8: I don't. I mean, that's Wreatha Neim. That's what's going
Speaker 8: on in Nate family. But as far as the Hobby Foundation,
Speaker 8: the Hobby Clean, Now you got two houses in Atlanta,
Speaker 8: you got two in Dallas, you got a ranch in Atlanta,
Speaker 8: you got a house over across the world, all them.
Speaker 8: So I'm just trying to figure out which cushion did
Speaker 8: you put it in?
Speaker 6: What my name is? Is in one need house? What houses? Man?
Speaker 6: I guess what I mean. First of all, first of all,
Speaker 6: let me learn. Let me say you're a lot of pain,
Speaker 6: because it's gonna be a while four our before our
Speaker 6: wheels come into play. But let me just say a
Speaker 6: lot of pain. And where. First of all, we ain't
Speaker 6: got no wheels and no cushions or no capture. So
Speaker 6: don't come in here.
Speaker 1: Tearing the furniture, open cushions.
Speaker 6: Stuff.
Speaker 7: Yeah, trying to figure out all that. Don't don't don't
Speaker 7: do that in here. All our stuff is in safety
Speaker 7: positive boxes on computers. It's at the wheel house. We
Speaker 7: as a company that stores your wheels. Well, where's the
Speaker 7: wheel nothing ever happened?
Speaker 6: Were where? And other things I need to know. Well,
Speaker 6: and my wheel reading.
Speaker 7: I just want you to know that the majority of
Speaker 7: people there present will be crying harder at the wheel
Speaker 7: reading than they asked was at the news that I'm gone.
Speaker 6: Gonna repeat this.
Speaker 7: There will be people at the wheel reading that will
Speaker 7: be crying harder they was when they got the news
Speaker 7: that I was going I'm going to shockingly disappoint.
Speaker 1: The animals and all that.
Speaker 7: Right, Marjorie, he asked me at one point, She said,
Speaker 7: Steve Harvey, are you serious?
Speaker 6: My response was as comedic as I could. Dead serious,
Speaker 6: dead serious.
Speaker 1: You haven't answered Tommy's question, which house is he.
Speaker 6: Wants?
Speaker 7: If Tommy looking for any property of any kind, he
Speaker 7: will be one at the wheel reading crying.
Speaker 1: Is your goal, Steve, to spend it all while you're here, Not.
Speaker 6: All of it, but eighty five percent. God, you can't.
Speaker 7: You can't, well being nephew, listen to me, property, you kids,
Speaker 7: I'm sixty six years old.
Speaker 6: Man, I'm not doing that. I'm not doing that.
Speaker 7: Man, I'm not working and stacking up all this paperman
Speaker 7: for a future that I ain't even I don't know about.
Speaker 6: No, man, eighty five percent of all me and my girl,
Speaker 6: Me and my girl will join us. We're gonna enjoy that.
Speaker 7: Okay, I'm going to heaven having done a full run.
Speaker 7: I mean, leave me something in a folding chair.
Speaker 6: Something I mean.
Speaker 11: Coming up in twenty minutes after the hour, We're gonna
Speaker 11: check your voicemail Steve. If you want to leave Steve
Speaker 11: a message, you can call him at age seven seven
Speaker 11: so you can get twenty nine Steve.
Speaker 1: Right after this, you're listening Hard Morning Show.
Speaker 11: All right, it is time to check Steve's voicemail. Call
Speaker 11: eight seven seven twenty nine Steve to leave a message
Speaker 11: for Steve. Now you might just hear your call on
Speaker 11: the air. Steve, you recently said that if you have
Speaker 11: a problem with your mother, you need to try and
Speaker 11: fix it.
Speaker 1: Okay, I think that was yesterday or day before on
Speaker 1: the air.
Speaker 11: Well, this caller has a question about what to do
Speaker 11: with a complicated mother daughter relationship.
Speaker 1: Take a listen.
Speaker 6: Good morning.
Speaker 15: So this is a comment on what you said about
Speaker 15: being upset with your mom or your dad. Good morning,
Speaker 15: and you got to have a real problem. But what
Speaker 15: if your parents are the problem.
Speaker 5: My mom is a narcissist.
Speaker 15: He's artistic, and she uses any and everything against me,
Speaker 15: even my son, to make it seem like she's done
Speaker 15: it theing wrong, like I'm the bad guy because of
Speaker 15: the life that I live, that I chose to live,
Speaker 15: like she's applied with it. Everyone at around is all
Speaker 15: too before me and I'm always doing something wrong.
Speaker 5: So how am I to hear that?
Speaker 10: Tim?
Speaker 15: I not to have a feeling against my mom if
Speaker 15: she does those types of things.
Speaker 12: But it says really, really thinks to me.
Speaker 15: So I'm just got to sit there and take it.
Speaker 15: I don't understand that I can't do that.
Speaker 7: Here's a deal, sister. First of all, I don't know
Speaker 7: the particulars. I don't know the route that you chose
Speaker 7: to go that makes you be pointed out as the
Speaker 7: bad guy. I don't know the particulars. I know that
Speaker 7: little baby's voice you got. I know you really need
Speaker 7: to go back there and fix it with your mom
Speaker 7: and daddy.
Speaker 6: Can sound like you nine and don't sound like you
Speaker 6: on your own, But that aside from itself, let's get
Speaker 6: serious about this for a moment. Here's the deal. Listen
Speaker 6: to me, people, I've heard Bishop Jake say this a
Speaker 6: million times. Forgiveness is not for the other person. Forgiveness
Speaker 6: is actually for you. Because you said in your statement,
Speaker 6: I can't do that, how am I supposed to forget?
Speaker 6: I can't do that?
Speaker 7: Well, you not forgiven a person is like you drinking
Speaker 7: the poison, waiting on them to die. So now you
Speaker 7: got to have a reaction to your mother. Look, everybody
Speaker 7: don't get great parents, you know, ma'am. My watch. I
Speaker 7: watched my father make a few mistakes in his life,
Speaker 7: but I still loved and honored him. He was my father,
Speaker 7: and it kept us in a relationship that was a
Speaker 7: beautiful relationship with this mad because, as Shirley just said,
Speaker 7: these people are humans. You know, you don't get to
Speaker 7: you don't get to stop being human. You don't get
Speaker 7: to not make mistakes. So it's really up to you. Now,
Speaker 7: if you feel that horrible about it, you're gonna just
Speaker 7: another thing. My daddy said to me, He said, son,
Speaker 7: two things can happen in life. You can get over
Speaker 7: it or you can die mad. Now you can pick
Speaker 7: one in what you want. And he said, son, just
Speaker 7: go and get over And I know you say, well
Speaker 7: I can't. Well, if you say you can't, then you can't.
Speaker 7: Steve Harvey and nobody else can help you. You can
Speaker 7: go to a therapist. If you saying you kate, forgive
Speaker 7: her and let it go. There's nothing nobody can do
Speaker 7: for you.
Speaker 1: Yeah, she's not even trying. She's not gonna try.
Speaker 6: I would just look write it off, Mom, She making
Speaker 6: a mistake. That's her, you know, that's it all.
Speaker 1: Right, coming up at thirty four minutes after the hour.
Speaker 1: Thank you, Steve. We'll have more calls at eight seven
Speaker 1: seven twenty nine. Steve.
Speaker 11: You're listening hard Morning Show. It is time once again
Speaker 11: to check Steve's voicemail. These calls, we're going to continue
Speaker 11: them eight seven seven twenty nine, Steve and Steve, we
Speaker 11: have a lot of messages about yesterday's strawberry letter. Remember
Speaker 11: it was called too Good to be True. It was
Speaker 11: about a woman who was dating a man for about
Speaker 11: a month and he took her to his high school reunion.
Speaker 11: At the reunion, he ate some bad tuna. She warned
Speaker 11: him about this tuna, telling him it didn't smell right,
Speaker 11: but he didn't listen ate it anyway. He got sick
Speaker 11: and while at home, he asked her to stay with him.
Speaker 11: She said no and suggested that he go to the er,
Speaker 11: and she left. The next day she called to check
Speaker 11: on him. He told her basically he didn't want to
Speaker 11: see her again. This is from Sophia in New Orleans.
Speaker 9: Good morning, Steve. This is Sophia from New Orleans and
Speaker 9: I'm riding to work and I'm listening to the Steve
Speaker 9: Harvey Morning Show. I just heard part one of the
Speaker 9: Strawberry Letter Too Good to be True, and I'm with
Speaker 9: you one hundred percent.
Speaker 3: Steve, because young lady does not know how to take
Speaker 3: care of a man.
Speaker 10: She should have stayed with him, She should.
Speaker 9: Have taken him to the hospital. She blew it, and
Speaker 9: she doesn't deserve the good man that she claimed to
Speaker 9: have had the opportunity to share one month with.
Speaker 10: She killed it.
Speaker 9: You guys, keep doing what you're doing and have a
Speaker 9: blessed day.
Speaker 7: You know, I agree with you say, because you know what, man,
Speaker 7: it don't hurt to care about a person. He was
Speaker 7: sick as hell. He wasn't trying to sleep with the girl.
Speaker 7: He said, just would you stay with me? She said, no,
Speaker 7: if you that's it, go to the er. Okay, cool,
Speaker 7: here this man trying to find somebody to ride with.
Speaker 7: You know, it's just a simple test.
Speaker 6: You could have said.
Speaker 7: She could have said, hey, listen, I will stay with you,
Speaker 7: but I'm gonna stay here on the sofa, and if
Speaker 7: I hear you need anything, I'm here for you.
Speaker 4: Now.
Speaker 6: That would have made the dude feel one hundred percent better.
Speaker 6: But oh no, h if you that's sick. Go to
Speaker 6: the er. I'm bouncing deuces. Okay, cool, Okay, clearly you
Speaker 6: ain't what he needs. He just worked, okay, and that's
Speaker 6: just a sickness. And I tell this crazy help out
Speaker 6: and ran out of money. Bruh, bruh. If you ain't there,
Speaker 6: you you That's why I tell people about relationships. Man,
Speaker 6: your relationship got to be tested. Go ahead, sutless.
Speaker 1: We have another one from Houston. Her name is Let's
Speaker 1: see what she says.
Speaker 16: Hey, Steve and the crew, this is Marie from Houston, Texas.
Speaker 16: I'm calling about the strawberry letter the guys did Tuesday.
Speaker 16: He turned out he was too good to be true.
Speaker 16: Shirley's like, you know, well, you too, let it go.
Speaker 16: And then Steve just went in on this woman because
Speaker 16: she wouldn't stay with the man. Baby who wasn't you know,
Speaker 16: thoughtful enough, wasn't smart enough to listen to She told
Speaker 16: him the tuna fish was bad. He didn't listen. He
Speaker 16: scarfed down, and heled a bunch of them anyway, which
Speaker 16: is why he wound up being in the bathroom for
Speaker 16: a long damn time. And then he's mad because she
Speaker 16: wouldn't stay overnight. With him and baby him, And Steve's
Speaker 16: all on the on the woman talking about that's why
Speaker 16: you that's probably why you ain't got nobody now. Well,
Speaker 16: first of all, she had him, and secondly he was
Speaker 16: singled who thirty eight years old, no kids, never married,
Speaker 16: so that's a that's a bad thing for her to
Speaker 16: like still be single at that point, but not for
Speaker 16: him as some double standard, Steve, he didn't have no
Speaker 16: damn body either before he started dating her the month
Speaker 16: before and I kind of I'm tried with the woman.
Speaker 16: She didn't feel like staying there.
Speaker 1: There han't been dating that damn long.
Speaker 16: You're talking about, get some super.
Speaker 10: So she didn't feel like it.
Speaker 16: And if he's out because of that, oh well, he
Speaker 16: sounds like a big old man.
Speaker 5: Baby.
Speaker 16: If he just listened to her about the dad tunic
Speaker 16: fish that began with his ass, wouldn't have gotten food
Speaker 16: poisoning sinning.
Speaker 1: Steve, you look too hard on her.
Speaker 16: Damn him, you know if his ass thirty eight, never
Speaker 16: been married and stuff, he didn't it sounded like too
Speaker 16: big of a prize of damn self.
Speaker 5: Bye, guys, And.
Speaker 6: I one hundred percent, I one hundred percent agree with
Speaker 6: you too. That's right, baby, Yeah, you said what you said.
Speaker 6: That's fine.
Speaker 7: That's how you want to view it. That's how you
Speaker 7: can view it. But no, ain't nobody got nobody now, damn.
Speaker 7: And you know dudes don't listen. Good he should have listened,
Speaker 7: but he didn't, now you know. But then you know
Speaker 7: she's sitting up here. She's gonna walk away from good
Speaker 7: ass man over that right there, y'all keep doing it
Speaker 7: like this, you ain't gonna have nobody.
Speaker 1: All right, coming right next all the.
Speaker 6: Blocks for date, well here, I'll.
Speaker 11: Say you and today's prank phone call. Right after this
Speaker 11: you're listening Hard Morning Show coming up at the top
Speaker 11: of the hour. Right about four minutes after, it's my
Speaker 11: strawberry letter for today and the subject is three times
Speaker 11: in a row?
Speaker 6: Should I go?
Speaker 4: Uh?
Speaker 11: We'll get into that find out what that's all about
Speaker 11: in just a few because right now it is time
Speaker 11: for the nephew. He is here with today's prank phone call.
Speaker 11: What you got for his nest erl Are we about
Speaker 11: to have a funeral?
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 6: No, yeah, yeah, we about to have a funeral, So
Speaker 6: don't you know? But I gotta ask y'all.
Speaker 8: When we when we have these funerals and we say
Speaker 8: three minute rama, What does that mean? Doesn't that mean three?
Speaker 8: Keep it to three minutes of Yes? Why at black funerals?
Speaker 6: Why why do we not understand it?
Speaker 4: Why? Why? Why?
Speaker 8: Why do you want to get up there and do ten?
Speaker 8: And this ain't about you, This ain't about you at all.
Speaker 8: So this right here is three minute remarks.
Speaker 6: We would like you to keep it to that.
Speaker 8: We're gonna call the person to let them know that
Speaker 8: we want your remarks kept the three minutes. All right,
Speaker 8: all minds clear? All right, got dog, if you would, Yes.
Speaker 4: I'm trying to reach your brother Keith please, Yeah, this
Speaker 4: is Keith, Keith. How you doing? This is Lawrence's overhead,
Speaker 4: your funeral home?
Speaker 10: Okay.
Speaker 4: We are the ones doing the funeral for sister Dolores.
Speaker 4: And that is your am my understanding.
Speaker 12: Right, yeah, that's Launchi okay, and.
Speaker 4: Yes, you know the funeral is this coming Thursday.
Speaker 5: Yes, I'll be that Thursday.
Speaker 4: I'm giving you a call all because it's been brought
Speaker 4: to my attention, uh that you are going to be
Speaker 4: giving remarks for the funeral. Is that correct?
Speaker 5: Yes?
Speaker 4: Absolutely, Okay. I wanted to call you because we're getting
Speaker 4: ready to print the programs for the funeral and let
Speaker 4: you know that they have taken you off for the
Speaker 4: remarks because they say that you're not.
Speaker 5: Going to be Oh, what do you mean taking me off?
Speaker 4: Well, what I'm saying that they say that you're not
Speaker 4: going to abide by the two three minute rule that
Speaker 4: they have for remarks, and they wanted they've they've taken
Speaker 4: you off.
Speaker 10: And uh, who is they come out? Who?
Speaker 4: Who? What's the name again, lawd, I'm Lawn, I'm the
Speaker 4: actual funeral director, lord, and who who told you to
Speaker 4: take me off? One of the one of the family
Speaker 4: members I'm assuming is who who made the adjustment?
Speaker 10: And an adjustice that ain't no adjustment. That's that's changing
Speaker 10: the whole program? Who else is on the list?
Speaker 4: I mean there's quite a few family members doing different
Speaker 4: things throughout the funeral.
Speaker 10: Okay, so how did you get to my name? Is
Speaker 10: what I'm trying to figure.
Speaker 4: Out That they said that listen to me, listen, listen
Speaker 4: to me. Listen to me, brother, keep listen to me.
Speaker 4: What they said is that you weren't going to abide
Speaker 4: by the time, you weren't going to do your remarks
Speaker 4: in three minutes or less.
Speaker 5: Listen, listen, listen, listen. Mini raised me.
Speaker 10: He put me through college, and you think I'm Finna,
Speaker 10: I'm Finla goes down her funeral and be under two minutes.
Speaker 4: Well, well, listen, listen, brother Keith, Brother Keith, listen to me. Normally,
Speaker 4: when we have these funerals, people who give remarks, we
Speaker 4: have them three minutes or less.
Speaker 10: Okay, So I'll tell you what.
Speaker 5: I'll tell you what mister Lors.
Speaker 6: On the list.
Speaker 4: Uh, we have a Seala. Yes, there's a Seala that's singing.
Speaker 5: Name off the list.
Speaker 10: Take her off the list and put me where she's
Speaker 10: supposed to be with my current and her time.
Speaker 5: Is Bobby there too?
Speaker 4: Bobby now, Yes, Bobby Jr. Is given remarks. That's that's
Speaker 4: that's Delorous. That's miss Delorus's son, right, Yes, her.
Speaker 10: Son, the one that get locked up. He just got
Speaker 10: out to tell the truth. He told he's the one
Speaker 10: down there. Put her in the coat. You need to
Speaker 10: take him off the list too, give me all that time,
Speaker 10: because I mean, if I ain't gonna take nothing that.
Speaker 4: My brother, Keith, let me let me let me just
Speaker 4: say this to you. I cannot take Sheela or Bobby Jr.
Speaker 4: Off I can't make any alterations to this program unless they.
Speaker 5: Say that what you mean, sir, you already you already
Speaker 5: take you already taking people name off.
Speaker 10: We're taking my name off.
Speaker 4: But but they they orchestrated this though his day.
Speaker 5: Who is day?
Speaker 10: They for having much problems, they try to take me
Speaker 10: off my hockey program?
Speaker 4: Who is day? Sir? I'm not gonna get into a
Speaker 4: family matter. But until they say that you can do
Speaker 4: in a family matter, sure, I'm not gonna. I don't wanna.
Speaker 4: I don't want to have this. This turned out to
Speaker 4: be bad, and we want to have a great homegoing
Speaker 4: for sister Delord's okay, damn right.
Speaker 10: And if I don't get to say nothing, I guarantee you,
Speaker 10: I guarantee you it's gonna be a tooth for one
Speaker 10: in there. Somebody else gonna get in the coffee too.
Speaker 10: I guarantee you that if I don't get to say
Speaker 10: nothing in my auntief.
Speaker 4: You know myndn't pay for them college.
Speaker 10: I just put six thousand dollars.
Speaker 6: I bet you.
Speaker 5: I'll tell you this.
Speaker 10: I tell you this, mister Laws. I bet you whether
Speaker 10: I'm the program I'm not. I bet you, I say
Speaker 10: with the I want to I betch you that much.
Speaker 10: You tell day Zach, how did you find you didn't
Speaker 10: put me through college? Put money on the funeral? Called
Speaker 10: around to see who ain't putting no money on the
Speaker 10: feudal Tell them they can't see on the program?
Speaker 4: Man, uh keith they when they decide who who who's
Speaker 4: on it? If they changed the format.
Speaker 5: That I will call you back. Who who is they?
Speaker 10: That's what I'm trying to get.
Speaker 5: Get you understand who is they?
Speaker 4: Can I can I tell you something? And I don't
Speaker 4: want you to get to our rape. Okay, right ahead,
Speaker 4: go ahead, go ahead, man. I just want to say this,
Speaker 4: keep with them. This is nephew Tommy from the Steve
Speaker 4: Harvey Mornings Show. You just got breaked. You just got
Speaker 4: breaked by your cousin, bobbin Jr.
Speaker 10: You bos, I'm junior up. I'm kicking Bobby.
Speaker 4: I know that.
Speaker 5: My mother pressure is all up.
Speaker 10: I ain't gonna be playing man taking me off program.
Speaker 4: Oh Mama said, y'all grew up like brothers man, and
Speaker 4: you was you was basically another son of mister Lord's.
Speaker 5: That's right, yes, yes, I was.
Speaker 12: Man.
Speaker 5: Oh my, hey, let me ask.
Speaker 4: You this man, what is the baddest and I mean
Speaker 4: the baddest radio show in the.
Speaker 10: Land, the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
Speaker 6: Talk to me, Talk to me. Franks, come on up
Speaker 6: in here. Let's get some praise. Franks up in here.
Speaker 14: Speaker speak, taking up the time.
Speaker 6: Y'all know, y'all the funeral get out of hand. Y'all know.
Speaker 14: You know when they get up there and say it
Speaker 14: all started when we were five, you'd be like.
Speaker 6: Me and uh me and Ryanye. Let's see, we was
Speaker 6: nine and was pl y'all. I could go on to
Speaker 6: a funeral that just lasted way too long. Yeah, yeah, left,
Speaker 6: I'm left.
Speaker 7: Let me tell you something, man, I kid you, no,
Speaker 7: I'm not making this up. I've been to a funeral
Speaker 7: that was four hours. That's too long when.
Speaker 8: The person already in heaven, they already made it and
Speaker 8: we still at the urch.
Speaker 6: Just something wrong. Well that it was a question, that
Speaker 6: was a question. That was my boy too.
Speaker 7: I knew, I knew it wasn't a guaranteed heaven shot. Yeah,
Speaker 7: that's why I was in there, going it's gonna be
Speaker 7: some voting going on on this one right now.
Speaker 1: Committee.
Speaker 7: Yes, he'll be at the gate and had to present
Speaker 7: some closing arguments or sup I just do right here.
Speaker 6: He can get in because God is forgiving.
Speaker 7: I would like to know if he's in heaven right now,
Speaker 7: because if I knew that, it'll take a lot of
Speaker 7: pressure off me.
Speaker 1: Oh you know, you're.
Speaker 6: Definitely in there. Yeah, eight nine ten.
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Speaker 11: Nephew's subject three times in a row. Should I go,
Speaker 11: Dear Stephen Shirley. I was married for six years to
Speaker 11: a miserable man that had low self esteem, so he
Speaker 11: cheated on me multiple times, and I stayed with him
Speaker 11: because I didn't earn enough money to take care of
Speaker 11: my daughter on my own. Seven years later, and I
Speaker 11: am in the same situation, or a very similar situation.
Speaker 11: My partner got divorced the same year I did, and
Speaker 11: we met at my daughter's school.
Speaker 1: He's got a daughter that's two years older.
Speaker 11: Than mine, and we agreed that we would keep things
Speaker 11: between us so the kids won't feel some type of way.
Speaker 1: So the fact that he keeps me hidden is beneficial
Speaker 1: to him.
Speaker 11: He has had three different women spend the night at
Speaker 11: his house lately, and one of the ladies dropped his
Speaker 11: daughter off at school in his car. I couldn't ask
Speaker 11: the woman any questions, so I questioned him. He said
Speaker 11: that woman was an old friend and she was in
Speaker 11: town for only one night and he wanted to catch
Speaker 11: up with her, so he invited her to stay with him.
Speaker 11: Whenever I'm at his house, I snooped to see if
Speaker 11: there's any signs that a woman has been over there.
Speaker 11: The two other times he had a woman stay over.
Speaker 11: He offered up the information. He said he did not
Speaker 11: think it was a big deal because I should know
Speaker 11: that I am his number one woman.
Speaker 1: I want to be the only woman.
Speaker 11: But I respect the fact that he's not ready to
Speaker 11: get married. He has entertained three other women, and he's
Speaker 11: comfortable telling me about it, so I'm sure there have
Speaker 11: been more than three. There's no way the women are
Speaker 11: staying at his place and there's no sex. I wonder
Speaker 11: why he keeps me around. Could he be telling the
Speaker 11: truth or is it time for me to go?
Speaker 1: Is it time for you to go?
Speaker 11: Yes, I think you've stayed way too long already. And
Speaker 11: why did you agree to keep it to yourselves for
Speaker 11: the kids? Why would you want to be hidden so
Speaker 11: the kids won't feel some kind of some type of
Speaker 11: way you said?
Speaker 1: And what way is that?
Speaker 5: I mean?
Speaker 11: What would the kids say about their parents dating? What
Speaker 11: would they have to say? You were hidden so he
Speaker 11: could do whatever he wanted to do, like entertain other women.
Speaker 11: In his case, when he says you're his number one woman,
Speaker 11: it means you're number one out of the many women
Speaker 11: he's dating.
Speaker 1: If he doesn't want to get.
Speaker 11: Married and you do. You are wasting your time with
Speaker 11: this guy. Don't you see that he keeps you around?
Speaker 11: You ask why does he keep you around? He keeps
Speaker 11: you around because you won't leave. You won't leave this situation.
Speaker 11: I mean, this relationship is going nowhere, and as long
Speaker 11: as you stay, he's going to keep you around.
Speaker 1: Simple as that.
Speaker 6: Steve, Lady, you have no self of Steve, and insteaded
Speaker 6: further knocking you down.
Speaker 7: Give you a couple of suggestions. Let me, let me,
Speaker 7: let me try to help you out, because this is
Speaker 7: bad right here. You were married for six years to
Speaker 7: a miserable man. He had low self esteem. Now, this
Speaker 7: is what you say. He had low self esteem, so
Speaker 7: he cheated on me multiple times, and I stayed with
Speaker 7: him because I didn't earn enough money to take care
Speaker 7: of my daughter on my own. Okay, wait a minute,
Speaker 7: that don't sound like he got low self esteem. It
Speaker 7: sounds like you have low self esteem. I don't think
Speaker 7: you understand the narrative of your own letter. You have
Speaker 7: got to change your view of yourself. See, let me
Speaker 7: help everybody understand something. You can't change nobody but yourself.
Speaker 7: You cannot change people. If people don't want to be
Speaker 7: changed or are unwilling to. There's nothing you can do.
Speaker 7: The only person you can change is yourself. So you
Speaker 7: can say he has low self esteem, that's why he
Speaker 7: cheated on you.
Speaker 6: That ain't why.
Speaker 7: That ain't really the reason why me and cheap because
Speaker 7: they have low self esteem? That ain't It ain't good reason.
Speaker 7: I don't know where you got that one from. But
Speaker 7: what the hell is that he cheating because he got
Speaker 7: low self?
Speaker 6: Misteak? What so he thought? He thought so lower himself?
Speaker 7: He convinced three other women to think that he low
Speaker 7: enough to sleep with Help me?
Speaker 6: You see me over here and it misery? Like, come
Speaker 6: on over here and get in this misery within me.
Speaker 7: Lady, Come on now now, you didn't want to leave
Speaker 7: him because you didn't have enough money to take care
Speaker 7: of your daughter on your own. Seven years later, I'm
Speaker 7: in the same situation.
Speaker 6: Are very similar one.
Speaker 7: My partner got divorced the same time you did, and
Speaker 7: he met him at your daughter school. He got a
Speaker 7: daughter two years older than mine, so we agreed that
Speaker 7: we would keep things between us so the.
Speaker 6: Kids won't feel some kind of way. What wit what?
Speaker 7: Y'all both divorced? Y'all still seeing each other. But y'all
Speaker 7: won't keep it a secret so the kids don't feel
Speaker 7: some kind of way. I promise you this was his idea. Yeah,
Speaker 7: this was all his idea, so the kids won't feel
Speaker 7: some type way. So the fact that he keeps me
Speaker 7: hidden is beneficial to him. He has had three different
Speaker 7: women spend the night at his house lately. Wait a minute, lady,
Speaker 7: what and one of the ladies dropped his door off
Speaker 7: in school in his car? I couldn't ask a woman
Speaker 7: is a question? So I questioned him. He said that
Speaker 7: the woman was an old friend. So I questioned him
Speaker 7: and said that the woman was an old friend and
Speaker 7: she was in town only one night and he wanted
Speaker 7: to catch up with.
Speaker 6: Her, so it invited her to the house. How the
Speaker 6: hell you let a woman who you oh and drop
Speaker 6: your baby off in school? Who do that? Hey, come on,
Speaker 6: spend the night so we can catch up. Hey take
Speaker 6: the baby to school?
Speaker 4: What?
Speaker 6: Lady? What is wrong with you? You sit up here.
Speaker 7: Talking about He wanted to keep it between us, and
Speaker 7: then he didn't have three different women spend the night
Speaker 7: at the house lately.
Speaker 1: But no, no, no, And you know this, and you.
Speaker 6: Still dealing with him. See remember the letter when you
Speaker 6: said he has your first husband had low self esteem
Speaker 6: because he cheated on you three times, So you'd met
Speaker 6: another dude with low self esteem and he got three
Speaker 6: other women to him.
Speaker 11: Hey on, well, that's part two of your response coming
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Speaker 6: Should I Go?
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Speaker 11: All right, Come on, Steve, Let's recap today's strawberry letter.
Speaker 11: Three times in a row? Should I go?
Speaker 6: Lady? Should I go?
Speaker 7: The name of this letter should have been gone after
Speaker 7: the third time, or then the title of this letter
Speaker 7: should have been.
Speaker 6: Oh, y'all must think I'm booboo to fool or something,
Speaker 6: but not you. Was married six years to a miserable
Speaker 6: man that had low self fateen so he cheated on
Speaker 6: you three times.
Speaker 7: That ain't low self esteeve. He pretty full of himself.
Speaker 7: Seven years later, y'am in the same situation. Because now
Speaker 7: the man you're dating right now, he got a two
Speaker 7: year old to go to the same school as y'all.
Speaker 7: Y'all seeing each other, and y'all all agreed to keep
Speaker 7: things between us so the kids don't feel some kind
Speaker 7: of way. What So the fact that he keeps me
Speaker 7: hitting this beneficial to him. He that had three different
Speaker 7: women spend the night at his house. Lady, Oh, so
Speaker 7: you'd have met another man with low self esteve by you?
Speaker 7: I don't know how do you find these all these
Speaker 7: men with this low self esteeve and that's got all
Speaker 7: these damn women. What I'm gonna have to go get
Speaker 7: me some of this damn low self esteeve. I'm looking
Speaker 7: at this way. I'm really too full of myself. Anyway,
Speaker 7: and you met one of the ladies who dropped his
Speaker 7: daughter off at school in his car. You couldn't ask
Speaker 7: a woman no questions? You say, so, you questioned him.
Speaker 6: He told you the woman was an old friend. She
Speaker 6: was in town for one night and he wanted to
Speaker 6: catch up with her, so he invited her to stay
Speaker 6: with him.
Speaker 5: What what.
Speaker 6: I'd have told y'all about these friends? I keep telling
Speaker 6: y'all about these male friends.
Speaker 7: Y'all ain't here, and Uncle Steve, okay, here's another one
Speaker 7: came through and spent the night. Whenever I'm at the house,
Speaker 7: and I want to see if there's any signs that
Speaker 7: a woman has.
Speaker 6: Been over there.
Speaker 7: The two other times he had a woman stay over,
Speaker 7: he offered up the information. He said he didn't think
Speaker 7: it was a big deal because I should know that
Speaker 7: I'm his number one woman. I want to be the
Speaker 7: only woman I respect that he's not ready to get remarried. What, Katie,
Speaker 7: what is wrong with you? Do you know what's happening here?
Speaker 7: This man is feeding you garbage and you.
Speaker 6: Keep eating it?
Speaker 1: Ye Basically, how.
Speaker 6: Does taste this stuff that he's saying to you? How
Speaker 6: this taste? He gave you the information that the two
Speaker 6: other women's over there. You know what he said to you?
Speaker 6: You ought to be cool. You know you my number
Speaker 6: one and then guess what you said.
Speaker 7: You gave him a past by saying, I respect the
Speaker 7: fact that he's not ready to get remarried.
Speaker 6: Remarried. What happened to respecting the fact that he respects you?
Speaker 7: You ever thought of that? You respect the fact that
Speaker 7: he's not getting mad. Stop letting these men have all
Speaker 7: these passes and these excuses with you.
Speaker 1: What is wrong with you?
Speaker 7: Damn everybody, everybody talk to you something wrong with him,
Speaker 7: but you make it about you.
Speaker 6: Your first husband cheated on you three times. He was
Speaker 6: a miserable man.
Speaker 7: He had low self esteem to do you dating down
Speaker 7: at your daughter school, then told you to keep it
Speaker 7: a secret.
Speaker 6: He'd haven't been with three other women, and he told you.
Speaker 6: He told you one of them was just a friend,
Speaker 6: came spend the night, and the other two. He told
Speaker 6: you you ought to be cool with it because you
Speaker 6: know you my number boy. Betty, Come on system, get
Speaker 6: yourself together, think more of yourself, and stop being involved
Speaker 6: in relationships that are only beneficial to the other person.
Speaker 6: You are the most beneficial relationship these guys could be in.
Speaker 6: He can cheat with you because you made a financial
Speaker 6: decision to stay with your husband because you didn't have
Speaker 6: enough money to take care of your daughter. Girl, get
Speaker 6: over there and get on the struggle bus so you
Speaker 6: can have some dignity. Now, this other guy feeding you
Speaker 6: this garbage? You know you number one? What the hell
Speaker 6: is number one of his eight people?
Speaker 4: Right?
Speaker 1: Number one? Out of how many?
Speaker 4: What is that?
Speaker 7: I'm the first one half his baby? But he got
Speaker 7: seven more, seven different Mama? What what you think you special?
Speaker 7: Because you were the first, he'd have done it six
Speaker 7: more times?
Speaker 6: What is wrong with you? Since the Come on, now,
Speaker 6: let me read the rest of this letter. If I
Speaker 6: could say anything beneficial to this girl.
Speaker 7: He has entertained three other women, and he's comfortable telling
Speaker 7: me about it, so I'm sure that have been more
Speaker 7: than three.
Speaker 6: Of course it is. There's no way the women are
Speaker 6: staying in his place, and there's no sex. Okay. I
Speaker 6: wonder why he keeps me around?
Speaker 5: You?
Speaker 6: Wonder why he keep you around?
Speaker 4: You?
Speaker 7: You won't know why he keep you around because you easy,
Speaker 7: You're simple. He can tell you anything and you'll accept it.
Speaker 7: He keep you around because you have low self esteem. Sister,
Speaker 7: get some dignity about yourself. I'm gonna tell y'all something
Speaker 7: about men. We treat you the way you treat yourself.
Speaker 7: Are y'all listening to me? We treat you the way
Speaker 7: you treat yourself. If you treat yourself respectful, guess what
Speaker 7: We're gonna treat you with respect?
Speaker 1: All right?
Speaker 6: If you can let me do anything I want to
Speaker 6: do and still have you thank you? What's oh.
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Speaker 1: Which you got Tommy in for you all right?
Speaker 6: Quarterback Aaron Rodgers.
Speaker 8: He has returned to the New York Deck practice yesterday
Speaker 8: Wednesday on a limited basis. So he's exactly eleven weeks
Speaker 8: after surgery to repair torn achilles.
Speaker 6: Now Aaron was cleared.
Speaker 8: I guess what you call functional football activity but not
Speaker 8: contact activity. But now it just got twenty one days
Speaker 8: to decide whether they're going to activate Aaron Rodgers for
Speaker 8: keep him on injury reserve what you think?
Speaker 6: Better activated? All that money you done paid him and
Speaker 6: get your hop your ass out here. I don't get
Speaker 6: old as he is. Better be too soon and too
Speaker 6: late he old, yep, So get him affair.
Speaker 7: What you say, well, you know you can't rush that
Speaker 7: achilles entry. But that's astonishing that he's even back right now.
Speaker 7: That's astonished, which is testimony testimony to how well they
Speaker 7: take care of itself.
Speaker 6: All right, let's go.
Speaker 8: Let's go to the NBA Golden State Warriors basketball star
Speaker 8: Draymond Green is back from a five game suspension, and
Speaker 8: he said he dos no regrets for his actions whatsoever.
Speaker 8: Now you gotta remember, Draymond put Minnesota Timerwills center Rudy
Speaker 8: Gobert in a headlocked back on November fourteenth, and he
Speaker 8: was taking up for his teammate Klay Thompson. So what
Speaker 8: you think, big dog, is Draymond doing too much? Man,
Speaker 8: because he can't control I mean dog. He said, I
Speaker 8: have no regrets. I was taking up for my team.
Speaker 6: Man. I ain't mad at him.
Speaker 1: The NBA was saying unsportsmanlike conduct.
Speaker 8: I don't think it's gonna stop. I think that's just
Speaker 8: who Draymond is. I mean he taking up for his boys.
Speaker 8: But that's just who Draymond is. And he's light skinning.
Speaker 8: Boys gonna have to start fighting. Quit leaving it up
Speaker 8: to Draymond. Now, they gonna have to.
Speaker 5: Talk for you.
Speaker 7: That's one thing. See, light skinned people don't like to scrap.
Speaker 7: That's why I that's her du dog. That's why all
Speaker 7: my friends are dogs. Did exactly why I write. Do
Speaker 7: not have no high yell ass friend. Uh huh, I'm
Speaker 7: not gonna do it all. My friend has a dog. Dude, Man,
Speaker 7: come on home and let's go. Draymond and here getting
Speaker 7: suspended five game called Clayton. Oh, I like, I love Draymon, man,
Speaker 7: I'm with you. Hold away and he head locked another
Speaker 7: light skin dude. See your light skin dude is all
Speaker 7: quit fighting. Let's make a new rule in the NBA.
Speaker 6: If you see a person dog as Draymond or doctor
Speaker 6: Jeff run I can't say that.
Speaker 5: Crazy.
Speaker 6: You gonna get your head will.
Speaker 7: Don't be over there trying to fight Kevin Garnet, don't
Speaker 7: be it, don't don't grab Darryl Dawkins.
Speaker 1: It's just from people, you all right. Coming up at
Speaker 1: the top of the hour, a guy, thank you, ne
Speaker 1: you and Steve. I guess a guy on social media.
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Speaker 11: his porch.
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Speaker 1: All right, it is time now to switch gears.
Speaker 3: Steve.
Speaker 11: This is from Bill on Steve HARVEYFM. Bill says, over
Speaker 11: the last couple of years, the homes in my neighborhood
Speaker 11: have been hit hard by thieves stealing holiday packages. I've
Speaker 11: installed a doorbell camera, but it's still a problem. Aside
Speaker 11: from putting up fake packages, pain inducing mousetraps, what are
Speaker 11: some other steps can take to make sure the gifts
Speaker 11: I order aren't stolen by porch thieves again this year?
Speaker 11: All thoughts are wanted and appreciated from the guy who
Speaker 11: loves to get packages delivered.
Speaker 1: Steve.
Speaker 6: Well, bro, I'm just calling. I don't know why you
Speaker 6: called me, but.
Speaker 4: You know.
Speaker 6: Nothing.
Speaker 7: Nothing can solve this problem better then headlines on eleven
Speaker 7: o'clock leave nothing, ladies and general details at eleven all packages.
Speaker 6: Thelves have stopped on the old main Street details at eleven.
Speaker 6: You could do something like this warning warning.
Speaker 7: The next pack. I said, this is what I think
Speaker 7: y'all should do. Okay, okay, let's let's let's scrap all that.
Speaker 7: Here's the better way. All of your neighbors, y'all should
Speaker 7: get together at the Homeown Association meetings and all y'all
Speaker 7: printed signs up it had the same sign in your yard.
Speaker 7: Next person come up here and steal a package, that's
Speaker 7: your ass, put that in the yard. Yeah, just put
Speaker 7: that in the yard. And if it's in every house, y'all,
Speaker 7: a person coming down the street and see that sign
Speaker 7: in every yard, what I like it? I really do
Speaker 7: like that can cut it out. That's what I think
Speaker 7: would stop it the most. But y'all all, y'all had
Speaker 7: to put the.
Speaker 6: Same sign out.
Speaker 1: They discussed.
Speaker 14: Yeah, but what if somebody doesn't agree to do it
Speaker 14: on that on that street, you still still go with it.
Speaker 7: See, yeah, it's always gonna be somebody. But listen to me,
Speaker 7: all of y'all make extra signs m M. And then
Speaker 7: and at night go down there and hamm it in
Speaker 7: their yard.
Speaker 6: But I think that'll work though. I like that had
Speaker 6: that in their yard in a damn way, they probably
Speaker 6: ain't even gonna see it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I think the signs will work though with the
Speaker 1: with the message.
Speaker 7: I think that's if all of y'all, the next person
Speaker 7: we come up on these porches and take a package,
Speaker 7: that's your ass, and I'm telling you that street right there, Hey, man,
Speaker 7: you see them signs ain't got every watching, they said,
Speaker 7: every yard.
Speaker 6: Dumay.
Speaker 11: We hope that helps you, Bill, because Bill just puts
Speaker 11: out fake packages. He puts out puts out mousetraps, and
Speaker 11: so he wanted to know another step you.
Speaker 1: So Bill, there you go. I like one more time, Steve,
Speaker 1: one more time.
Speaker 7: All y'all shit had the same sign block punt uh huh,
Speaker 7: white white sign, black letters read underline. The next person
Speaker 7: come up on this porch and take a package, dash
Speaker 7: your ass.
Speaker 6: If you see farny at them signs, they ain't.
Speaker 4: Know where this.
Speaker 1: All right, thank you, Steve.
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Speaker 1: Right after this, you're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show. Well,
Speaker 1: congratulations to Erica Baddu.
Speaker 11: Erica is on the cover of GQ Germany Men of
Speaker 11: the Year issue as a magazine's music Icon of the Year.
Speaker 1: In the article yeah It's not Good.
Speaker 11: In the article, Erica talks about the influence she's had
Speaker 11: on music. She said, quote, I was the first in
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Speaker 11: was created.
Speaker 1: End quote.
Speaker 11: We love Erica and Steve, you love her. She was
Speaker 11: one of your interns. She worked for you back in
Speaker 11: the day in Dallas.
Speaker 6: Yeah, well I first discovered her talent. I didn't discover her.
Speaker 6: I'm just saying discovered her talent. So I used to play,
Speaker 6: you know only I only know three songs on.
Speaker 7: Keyboard, and I had Offender Rhodes and I would sit
Speaker 7: on the keyboard and play for Erica and we wrote
Speaker 7: the album. We wrote an album called Section eight and
Speaker 7: all our songs was about being pope.
Speaker 6: And Erica would stay out there insane and I said, man,
Speaker 6: this little girl right here. It's kind of crazy, but.
Speaker 7: Man, this little girls and she thanked me and all that,
Speaker 7: and she's work on my comedy because I always supported
Speaker 7: I didn't know it was going to turn into this.
Speaker 6: Wow, and that girl became a major star, man, a.
Speaker 1: Major Yeah, come oh Street that was a nickname.
Speaker 6: Yeah, that was a nickname.
Speaker 8: Street Baby videos everybody do walking down the street naked
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Speaker 6: But but yeah, well yeah.
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Speaker 11: And would you rather right after this you're listening hard
Speaker 11: Morning show? It is time now for another round. I
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Speaker 6: Man to hell?
Speaker 4: Does?
Speaker 6: Yeah?
Speaker 8: Win every every UFL if we're gonna badle it, we
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Speaker 6: Gonna have a good time. Twenty million.
Speaker 7: If I don't win two million, y'all win twenty million
Speaker 7: and make that trophy.
Speaker 6: Uh, I haven't no, no, no no, That second place
Speaker 6: trophy be bigger than first place trup. Ain't gonna get
Speaker 6: me a ring, mate, learn it. My rag gonna look
Speaker 6: like color.
Speaker 7: Second place trophy just gonna be bigger than the first
Speaker 7: place trupe. My second place ring gonna look like I
Speaker 7: won a super Bowl?
Speaker 6: All right?
Speaker 1: Would you rather it's no second place in championship?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 8: The winners eighth grade, eighth eighth place pros what you're talking?
Speaker 6: Yeah?
Speaker 7: You get a participation trophy. Now now I don't give
Speaker 7: it down. I got twenty million.
Speaker 16: What what?
Speaker 4: What ye?
Speaker 11: Would you rather decorate the Christmas tree? Or would you
Speaker 11: rather wrap presents to put under the Christmas tree?
Speaker 1: Decorate?
Speaker 6: Rap?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 7: That gift wrapping. I got give meet them ornaments. Man,
Speaker 7: let me let me throw this popcorns on this tree
Speaker 7: or something.
Speaker 4: Wrap.
Speaker 6: Yeah that damn, by said that ain't fitty wrap. It's
Speaker 6: got you.
Speaker 1: No, that's some work wrapping, all right. So you rather
Speaker 1: decorate the tree?
Speaker 6: Okay?
Speaker 11: Would you rather hot eggnog or pumpkin pie? What hog?
Speaker 6: Hey man, I don't want to tell you a true story.
Speaker 1: I don't want to.
Speaker 6: I'm overseas right. This chef comes in for Thanksgiving and
Speaker 6: he says, mister and missus hobby, I've made you a wonderful,
Speaker 6: wonderful punkin pie for Thanksgiving.
Speaker 7: My family looked at him. We got so quiet. He
Speaker 7: got through talking. I said, hey man, black people don't
Speaker 7: eat punkin pie. My wife kicked me under that table. Steve, Steve,
Speaker 7: don't this man that went out of his way? No, no, no,
Speaker 7: he went out of his way.
Speaker 4: He was.
Speaker 7: It's the wrong way. You went the wrong damn. But
Speaker 7: come in here, tell no black people nothing like that.
Speaker 7: I say, hey man, black people don't eat punkin pie.
Speaker 7: Excuse me, I heard what I said. Lack of people
Speaker 7: don't eat punkin pie. Ain't get damn by your the
Speaker 7: family recipe from Englands. Tet it on back over there?
Speaker 7: Anybody fit to eat that? Everybody drinking on hot ass
Speaker 7: egg nog? You're not doing that, vomiting drinkings from hot
Speaker 7: ass egg now?
Speaker 6: Egg now? I supposed to be cold? And where's that
Speaker 6: sweet potato pie?
Speaker 7: I may get this punk of power off this damn
Speaker 7: table before we turned it over, because that's what I'm
Speaker 7: all right.
Speaker 1: That's today's I wanted to hear.
Speaker 6: It's from an old English recipe. Look at us, all
Speaker 6: those black people here, any of us? Look English?
Speaker 11: Close out the show coming up in forty nine minutes
Speaker 11: after the hour, right after this, you're listening.
Speaker 1: Morning show.
Speaker 11: All right, guys, here we are our last break of
Speaker 11: the day on this Thursday.
Speaker 1: It's been a good day.
Speaker 11: Yeah, last day of the month, last day of the
Speaker 11: eleventh month of the year.
Speaker 1: One more month to go?
Speaker 6: And then what what?
Speaker 5: What?
Speaker 6: What's y'all say?
Speaker 4: Then?
Speaker 5: We still.
Speaker 4: Here?
Speaker 6: Y'all scared me for the hell? Y'all mean?
Speaker 4: This is it? Yeah?
Speaker 7: This is it, the last day of the month to
Speaker 7: help and have something. Man, it didn't sounds that didn't
Speaker 7: sound hopeful of nothing.
Speaker 6: This is November thirtieth. It's still the last day of
Speaker 6: the month. Yeah, we almost at the end of the year.
Speaker 1: This is it to help and have something?
Speaker 6: Man, it didn't sounds that didn't sound hopeful of nothing.
Speaker 6: This is November thirtieth, It's still the last day of
Speaker 6: the month. Yeah, we almost at the end of the year.
Speaker 4: This is it.
Speaker 6: Damn man. I'm sitting there going, man, did I did
Speaker 6: I miss the memo?
Speaker 1: Always hopeful? Always?
Speaker 6: I want to do a.
Speaker 7: Brief recap of today and what Timmy asked me a
Speaker 7: question at the beginning of the day. He said, Hey, man,
Speaker 7: what's the best thing happened to you this year? And
Speaker 7: the worst thing? And you know, it was at the
Speaker 7: beginning of the show, and I just kind of want
Speaker 7: recap that for a moment because, you know what, and
Speaker 7: I answered it because I discovered the best thing that
Speaker 7: happened to me this year was at sixty six. I'm
Speaker 7: really starting to understand for the first time how to
Speaker 7: trust in God's timing, because that has been a real
Speaker 7: problem for me my entire life. I'm just being real
Speaker 7: with you because I just I love God, but I
Speaker 7: just want things to happen when I wanted to happen.
Speaker 7: You know, I'm praying, and I'm going, man, I keep praying.
Speaker 7: What's the hold up? You said, ask and you shall receive.
Speaker 7: But I know this as I read that verse, asking
Speaker 7: you shall receive it, don't ever say next week, day.
Speaker 6: After the moth, in a little while, as soon as
Speaker 6: you get up, it's coming it.
Speaker 7: Don't ever say that. It just say ask and you
Speaker 7: shall receive. And I've had trouble with that, trusting in
Speaker 7: his timing.
Speaker 6: I just really have. And this is the first year
Speaker 6: that I've really really focused on it and understood it.
Speaker 7: I have two things that I've been working on. What
Speaker 7: what year did COVID start? Anybody know the year it started? Yeah,
Speaker 7: twenty at the very beginning of twenty twenty. Yeah, Trunk
Speaker 7: was president in March, Yeah Trump Trump was president. Yeah,
Speaker 7: that right there was when I started this one deal,
Speaker 7: and then I started another deal that I know in
Speaker 7: twenty twenty one. Do you know that neither one of
Speaker 7: those deals are done, but they're still in discussion and
Speaker 7: they're still so close now. The one that's I started
Speaker 7: at the beginning of COVID. I have been discussing that
Speaker 7: one a year prior to that. Steal no deal, this
Speaker 7: deal that's so close again. I started that over two
Speaker 7: years ago, Steal no Deal, and I have had to
Speaker 7: come to terms with that that is coming, but it's
Speaker 7: coming in God's timing. And I've just ca you know what,
Speaker 7: I've just really this year just had to realize my
Speaker 7: timing in God. God's timing is way off. It's way off,
Speaker 7: and I just really just had to come to terms
Speaker 7: with that.
Speaker 6: Man, you trip in, Steve, because you keep you know,
Speaker 6: A lady told me one time, Gloria Tucker, She's passed
Speaker 6: Gloria Tuck Frank Tuck's system.
Speaker 7: She said, you can't tell God how to bless you. See,
Speaker 7: you can't ask God for something and then tell him
Speaker 7: how to go about doing it. He said, you have
Speaker 7: no idea because his ways are so much different than yours.
Speaker 7: It's his ways is as different, it's as high above
Speaker 7: yours as.
Speaker 6: The heaven is of the earth. And I've just had
Speaker 6: to come to term with that.
Speaker 7: And that's probably the best lesson I've learned this year,
Speaker 7: to just keep trusting in God's timing and it will
Speaker 7: always work out.
Speaker 6: Because what I.
Speaker 7: Realized was He's never had me be without after certain
Speaker 7: now I've been without before now, but of late.
Speaker 6: I have never had to go without. It's been some
Speaker 6: close calls, it's been wholed right up to the wire,
Speaker 6: but he always comes through.
Speaker 7: He ain't ever late. God is never late, man, So
Speaker 7: that's the most valuable thing. And then Tommy said, what's
Speaker 7: the worst thing? Go ahead, tom you gonna say something.
Speaker 7: I was gonna say something, my daddy. Just tell me say.
Speaker 6: When you understand that God is never late, you wait different. Yeah.
Speaker 7: Now you understand that he's never late, you just you
Speaker 7: wait differently, You wait different. And that's really, Tommy, what
Speaker 7: I'm coming to. I just learned how to wait different.
Speaker 7: I keep whistling Dixie because I know he coming, because he.
Speaker 6: Never been late. That's the amazing thing. When you know.
Speaker 7: He coming, you wait different, boy, that's the true thing.
Speaker 7: I'm gonna keep that one. And then he asked me,
Speaker 7: what's the worst thing happened to me? I gave my
Speaker 7: cell number the wrong person. Is the worst damn thing
Speaker 7: I did this year?
Speaker 6: What are they do? You are they blocked?
Speaker 4: Dog?
Speaker 7: It was blocked, man, because then the key one of
Speaker 7: them tech dudes here. No, I just hey, man, what
Speaker 7: you doing?
Speaker 4: The hell? You mean?
Speaker 6: What I'm doing?
Speaker 4: Doug?
Speaker 6: You ain't one of my kids. Wyd what the hell
Speaker 6: you mean, Doug? You're sixty here, you mean?
Speaker 4: What?
Speaker 6: Wyd the worst thing I've ever done?
Speaker 4: This year?
Speaker 6: Y'all have a great day, man, and think about.
Speaker 7: The best thing that's happened to you, and then think
Speaker 7: of one worst thing that's happened to you so you
Speaker 7: don't do it again in twenty twenty four.
Speaker 6: I ain't giving out my cell number nombers.
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