Speaker 1: Two Teas in a Pod with Teddy Mellencamp and Camera Judge.
Speaker 2: Hi, guys, welcome to another episode of Two Teas in
Speaker 2: a Pod with myself, Teddy Mellencamp.
Speaker 3: And Camra Judge.
Speaker 4: And we are here with the Toms.
Speaker 5: What's up Tom, Tom?
Speaker 3: Tom?
Speaker 6: But we both we both gave a look to each
Speaker 6: other when you just said to teas in a Pod,
Speaker 6: We were like, why didn't we think of that?
Speaker 3: Because we are older.
Speaker 4: And smarter, and.
Speaker 2: Somebody came up, somebody made it up for us, and
Speaker 2: somebody much smarter than us. Okay, so you guys have
Speaker 2: been friends for a long time. You've got shworts and
Speaker 2: Sandy's how's that going?
Speaker 5: By the way, it's it's good.
Speaker 7: It's uh, it's it's a challenge. You know.
Speaker 6: This isn't it's not weho, it's not slammed every night.
Speaker 6: It's not a neighborhood that parties.
Speaker 4: Like you know, like what neighborhood is.
Speaker 8: It's in Franklin Village, which is an icon, a kind
Speaker 8: of sacred little neighborhood in Hollywood near Birds.
Speaker 4: Yeah, oh I love birds.
Speaker 7: Love Birds.
Speaker 8: Shout out to birds and La Belle oh yeah, and
Speaker 8: the Oaks yeah, and love Alita Cantina and Creation Let's
Speaker 8: keep going, and that little vintage story they have great sung.
Speaker 5: I love that little bit of records and yeah, great place.
Speaker 5: Skelson's is solid. They disinstalled the bar there too.
Speaker 6: I found a Leonard Nimoy uh, like two albums in
Speaker 6: that story.
Speaker 5: Very cool.
Speaker 2: I feel like these guys are going to try and
Speaker 2: take control of this pod right now because they want
Speaker 2: to control the narrative. But actually it's it's our turn, gentlemen.
Speaker 4: We'll be with you guys.
Speaker 7: Okay, great.
Speaker 2: So I actually did a little instant story about the
Speaker 2: Everybody Loves Tom podcast because I was excited about it
Speaker 2: because I have to say I watched you on Special Forces,
Speaker 2: so a different side of you kind of was like
Speaker 2: I got the soft spot.
Speaker 4: But then, and I hate to say it, because the
Speaker 4: Jason's are that are right here.
Speaker 9: It was like a softball you brought in your best
Speaker 9: friends to throw you up, little softballs to like just
Speaker 9: casually hit, and I was like, oh, hell now I
Speaker 9: wanted the heavy hitting questions.
Speaker 7: Wait, so are you talking about.
Speaker 2: Ken or Jason interviewing you on your first pot Oh?
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, yeah, Well you know, we gotta gotta ease
Speaker 5: into it.
Speaker 2: No, we never ease into anything, man, just way do
Speaker 2: you see the questions she has for you?
Speaker 6: Well, speaking of which, I noticed that you were You
Speaker 6: said you were having alca selzer.
Speaker 7: Yes, well I was gonna.
Speaker 6: I was telling you, like, one of my favorite and
Speaker 6: best hangover cures that I've found is might all Complete.
Speaker 3: Wait wait wait wait wait back champion, how did you
Speaker 3: figure this out?
Speaker 6: Actually, Arianna gave it to me one time because I
Speaker 6: didn't have had cramps.
Speaker 4: Arianna, get that ad a little.
Speaker 7: It was a little flow heavy and.
Speaker 6: No, I uh not surprised anyways, I we didn't have
Speaker 6: any you know, I'd be profen or anything. And MITYL
Speaker 6: has a diuretic so it takes away like the bloating
Speaker 6: or whatever, and a lot of times like that also
Speaker 6: is what leads to you know, a migraine.
Speaker 3: Then dehydration.
Speaker 7: Yeah, and then it has.
Speaker 6: An antihistamine which will take away the red ness.
Speaker 4: But then does that make you tire in a pain?
Speaker 6: No, because it also has caffeine and a pain reliever
Speaker 6: in it.
Speaker 4: Yes.
Speaker 5: Okay, Well take a Mite all Complete like it have
Speaker 5: a FUTURENK, it's snooze for like.
Speaker 7: You know, twenty minutes and you'll bounce right out of bed.
Speaker 2: I'm telling you sadly, I'm not hungover today. I went
Speaker 2: to bed at seven forty seven pm last night. It's
Speaker 2: just I have acid reflex, which is you know, as
Speaker 2: sexy sexy, So it needs to be to my next question,
Speaker 2: which Tom do you pick?
Speaker 4: You have to pick one.
Speaker 3: I have to pick it.
Speaker 4: Let me, but you kind of have to put no,
Speaker 4: you can't say both camera, I'm saying both.
Speaker 3: Very good looking guys.
Speaker 7: You look great, by the way.
Speaker 4: I thank thanks. You're gonna have to pick next? Oh great,
Speaker 4: come back to that. No, really, you're gonna have to go.
Speaker 2: Tom Sandoval is more Edwin, which, like everybody always says,
Speaker 2: they compare you guys together. I think aesthetically they look
Speaker 2: what do you mean like aesthetically?
Speaker 4: Yes, I think they look alike.
Speaker 7: We go to the same surgeon.
Speaker 4: Yeah, they have the same classic surgeon.
Speaker 2: They get the same boatox, they get their nails painted
Speaker 2: together every Thursday of court.
Speaker 4: But I said that, I told you this at Bravo.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna go with sorts, had a big come up.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna go with shorts because I don't want somebody's
Speaker 3: nails will look better than mine.
Speaker 7: Mine definitely don't. Today. They're really grown out.
Speaker 6: These are from like before we went on tour, so
Speaker 6: they're pretty, they're pretty grown up.
Speaker 7: They're pretty beat up. This is like an embarrassing I think.
Speaker 8: I think what you're trying to say is and correct
Speaker 8: me if I'm wrong that I have RIZ.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I want to do. You guys know what the
Speaker 5: Oxford word of the year was.
Speaker 2: What We're old as fuck, So you're gonna have to really.
Speaker 4: Not making down.
Speaker 8: Okay, So riz is like another word for charisma, swagger, moxietas.
Speaker 4: Is taken.
Speaker 5: I know we're working on that.
Speaker 2: You're saying, yeah, your RIZ has gotten better. I don't
Speaker 2: necessarily love the socks with the.
Speaker 5: Shoot corl like bracelet.
Speaker 4: I am curious.
Speaker 2: Both of you guys have a lot of Tailor Swift
Speaker 2: bracelets on which that that that's.
Speaker 7: These are not Tailor Swift bracelets.
Speaker 6: These are bracelets the Taylor Swift and other people have adopted.
Speaker 3: We got a lot of them at Pravokan.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I.
Speaker 7: Got some of these from Provo cons.
Speaker 6: Some of these are I just got back from a
Speaker 6: tour and a lot of like you know, fans that
Speaker 6: come and see the band. Like they we trade bracelets
Speaker 6: and I wear them for a while and then I
Speaker 6: like hand them off to other people.
Speaker 4: Do you sleep in them?
Speaker 7: No?
Speaker 4: You put those on every day. That's a choice.
Speaker 7: Yeah, it is a choice.
Speaker 5: I like it.
Speaker 6: It's it's like I look down and on like it.
Speaker 6: If you're feeling down, like it. It's instant love, like
Speaker 6: you're like, these people thought of me, and like, what
Speaker 6: do most of them say? This one says Schwartz and
Speaker 6: Sandy's This one says Tom Sanda won the most extras.
Speaker 6: That says Visamander Hump, which is my drag name.
Speaker 3: I can't Okay, now, did any has anybody given you
Speaker 3: one that didn't have such a nice name?
Speaker 7: This one says scandaval on it.
Speaker 8: I got one for in the spirit of Sandabal that
Speaker 8: said worn't with a mustache, would actually.
Speaker 2: Along with a mustache? Okay, you guys have had quite
Speaker 2: the year. How's your friendship today?
Speaker 10: Hi?
Speaker 5: You look good?
Speaker 7: You look great?
Speaker 8: No, I think, I think honestly, Tom is one of
Speaker 8: my best friends on the planet, and you know I
Speaker 8: love him till death do us part?
Speaker 5: I guess.
Speaker 8: And we did take our first break since we met
Speaker 8: on Craigslist thirteen years ago.
Speaker 5: We took about a three or four month break. Yeah,
Speaker 5: I think it was good for both of us.
Speaker 3: Was this right after things went down on the show,
Speaker 3: which that was a tough time.
Speaker 8: It was rough, and yeah, yeah, I think I was
Speaker 8: trying to find a proactive way to salvage our friendship.
Speaker 8: Not that I ever had any concerns about actually losing
Speaker 8: you as a friend, but.
Speaker 6: No, I think I also think too, like and I
Speaker 6: fully understand like you got a lot of backlash, and
Speaker 6: I respect the fact that you needed to take some
Speaker 6: time away, and you know, I felt, you know, you
Speaker 6: had some your harborings, a little bit of like animosity
Speaker 6: and anger from it, which is totally understandable.
Speaker 7: And I get it. And that was your best, I feel.
Speaker 6: Like, and healthiest way of handling it, and I appreciate
Speaker 6: it and I respect it.
Speaker 10: Yeah you know, yeah, yeah, I mean I went back
Speaker 10: and watched that kiss listen.
Speaker 2: I would have to change my vote back and forth
Speaker 2: after seeing that.
Speaker 3: It was so awkward.
Speaker 5: Why why which kiss? Oh are you talking about my
Speaker 5: kiss with? And so yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 8: By the way, I'd like to consider myself a great
Speaker 8: kiss her no, I think it's one of my four tastes.
Speaker 7: You're not bad as.
Speaker 5: A young man. I was a.
Speaker 4: Tongue or no tongue.
Speaker 5: It was a byproduct of chance.
Speaker 7: It was a bottles, like a slight bit.
Speaker 3: Yeah, just the tip. Okay, my god, Tom, you made
Speaker 3: a mistake. But then you became one of the most
Speaker 3: hated people out there.
Speaker 4: I was grateful for that. It gave me a break.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 6: Our whole tast like our whole cast was I feel
Speaker 6: like just jumping up and down.
Speaker 3: My question to you is, so many of you on
Speaker 3: the cast have cheated, have slept with each other. Why
Speaker 3: was this so much and why did you get so
Speaker 3: much hay for it?
Speaker 6: I honestly don't know, and I mean I think people
Speaker 6: are still trying to work that out. I think it
Speaker 6: could have been just a slump in the news or whatever.
Speaker 6: But also I think it had to do with the
Speaker 6: fact that, like our show was like we were only
Speaker 6: on like episode four or five of last season, So
Speaker 6: people are watching the show, they're hearing this unfold, and
Speaker 6: then it's like the next episode's coming on in a week,
Speaker 6: and everybody is just like swarming to the TV to see.
Speaker 7: Like did they look at each other.
Speaker 6: Did they liked you know, like everybody was sort of
Speaker 6: just engaging in our show just to watch and see
Speaker 6: if they could see the signs. And I know the
Speaker 6: editors definitely went back and edited things like differently.
Speaker 5: Yeah after that.
Speaker 4: But I have a question for both you guys, because
Speaker 4: here's the thing. I was married before I got a divorce.
Speaker 2: There was a point in time where I would have,
Speaker 2: you know, drinks out at night, and then I would think,
Speaker 2: I don't want to go home to my husband, and
Speaker 2: this isn't a good sign. But I I remember getting
Speaker 2: to the point where, listen, I have a couple of
Speaker 2: drinks out with my friends and then when I I
Speaker 2: don't want to come home, this isn't a good sign.
Speaker 2: We either need to get a divorce or like, I'm
Speaker 2: probably gonna cheat on you.
Speaker 4: Why.
Speaker 3: I mean, it's true, heads up.
Speaker 2: I did give my heads up and then we did
Speaker 2: had like a nice little divorce and that's how it went.
Speaker 2: But why is it that men or you guys, for example,
Speaker 2: think that you can cheat and get away with it.
Speaker 5: Let's back it up for a second.
Speaker 8: I think one of the reasons it kind of captured,
Speaker 8: uh captured the attention. I was thinking, well, because I'm
Speaker 8: a man, I'm in the bars every week, I'm talking
Speaker 8: to fans and shorts and Sandy's Tom Tom, And the
Speaker 8: consensus always was that what they would always come up
Speaker 8: to me. I could listen, we still love Tom, but
Speaker 8: like we're very disappointing him. It's not the fact that
Speaker 8: he cheated, it's how he cheated.
Speaker 5: That's what they are.
Speaker 3: So you think it's not what he did, it's how
Speaker 3: he did it.
Speaker 5: Yeah, that's it's They all said the same thing. But
Speaker 5: you've cheated too, Yeah for sure.
Speaker 7: But yeah, I mean I don't.
Speaker 6: I mean, I know a lot of people that I
Speaker 6: don't know very many people that haven't at least the ones.
Speaker 4: Or yes I have. I was a queen of cheating
Speaker 4: in high school.
Speaker 3: It was high school.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it was like an Olympic sport. That and drive
Speaker 4: by a long time ago.
Speaker 8: I don't like this. Once a cheater, always a cheater.
Speaker 8: Thing I've ever cheated, I felt like.
Speaker 2: From the question why when it's happening do you not
Speaker 2: just nip it in the butt?
Speaker 4: Thrill?
Speaker 7: No, people have asked me that the like was it
Speaker 7: was it a thrill?
Speaker 5: No?
Speaker 7: Definitely not that was I watched a movie.
Speaker 6: Like, like you know, Uncut Gems with Adam Sandler. I'm
Speaker 6: just like, dude, why would I I would hate to
Speaker 6: be in that position, Like I would never put myself
Speaker 6: in that position. But you get caught up, you get
Speaker 6: lost in your emotions. Love makes you do really stupid things,
Speaker 6: throw logs out the window. And that's exactly what happened.
Speaker 6: And when you're in the public eye, as you know,
Speaker 6: it's not so simple. You know, you have to plan,
Speaker 6: you have to make moves, you have to like you
Speaker 6: we also were part of a business. Also, I'd never
Speaker 6: been in a relationship this long, this intense, Like we
Speaker 6: came up together, we bought a house together, started a
Speaker 6: business together. And you know, I was also like, and
Speaker 6: I know this sounds crazy, but love Arianna and I
Speaker 6: I delaying telling her was also delaying hurting her, you know,
Speaker 6: And I know that's so short sighted.
Speaker 4: But because the.
Speaker 2: Big question has been for both of you guys, why
Speaker 2: is it so hard to just fully take accountability.
Speaker 6: There was a point like people people are like, people
Speaker 6: are like, oh, well, you should just broke up break
Speaker 6: up with her. It's like, yeah, I you know, when
Speaker 6: you're with somebody and they're also like your best friend.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and and you have a house together, and you
Speaker 3: have a business together, and you're on a.
Speaker 6: Show together, and you're going to Mexico next week, and
Speaker 6: then you're doing Watch what Happens Live the week after,
Speaker 6: and then you got this coming up, and you're we're
Speaker 6: doing and we're creating cocktails for uh, you know, e
Speaker 6: news and all these things.
Speaker 4: Like so, are you saying money was a driving force?
Speaker 7: No, it was just everything.
Speaker 6: We were so intertwined, like just in life, and it's
Speaker 6: never a good tie.
Speaker 4: Before it happened with Rachel that you should have ended
Speaker 4: it with.
Speaker 7: Ari, I was definitely.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I was feeling that, like were you close to it?
Speaker 6: Things were going away where you know, we were not happy,
Speaker 6: you know, I was not.
Speaker 7: I mean, I'm at fault.
Speaker 6: In the sense that, like, you know, we we just
Speaker 6: we just started growing apart, and the way we handled
Speaker 6: that pushed us further apart. You know, I definitely took
Speaker 6: part in that, and and I feel like she did
Speaker 6: as well.
Speaker 2: And to be honest, this is the most I've liked
Speaker 2: you because I feel like Ted has away with her words.
Speaker 2: I'm sorry, I'm honest, because I actually feel like you're
Speaker 2: answering the question which I felt like on Howie, are
Speaker 2: any of those things you kind of had that you
Speaker 2: say you mad?
Speaker 6: Well, obviously, it's it's been hard, Like it's been hard
Speaker 6: to fight through. I do harbor a lot of resentment
Speaker 6: and anger because of you know, being with somebody and
Speaker 6: feel and them looking at me like I'm a serial killer,
Speaker 6: that I'm like the sleeper cell from the fucking Russia
Speaker 6: like that that I've been like scheming for eight years
Speaker 6: for this moment, which is fucking ridiculous, wishing death upon me, like.
Speaker 3: Creating this climate got so bad, ing a.
Speaker 6: Climate that like pushes most people to fucking side. And
Speaker 6: I was on the phone with Rachel and literally debating
Speaker 6: on fucking killing ourselves.
Speaker 5: Yeah, and that's not fucking cool.
Speaker 3: That's actually a question that I wanted to ask you,
Speaker 3: and it's a very serious question. I remember being at
Speaker 3: Watcher Happens Live with Laala. It was right after your
Speaker 3: reunion had aired, and there was so much horrible things
Speaker 3: that were said to both you, like go fuck yourself
Speaker 3: with a cheese grater and just all these horrible things
Speaker 3: that were said. And Andy and I were talking. I
Speaker 3: said they're human beings. This is disgusting. Yes, they made
Speaker 3: a mistake, but to be that hated by the entire world, that's.
Speaker 4: Like, that's.
Speaker 2: Always that's done a similar type of thing.
Speaker 4: That's the that's the part that made me.
Speaker 6: Yeah, and and and that's the thing is like these
Speaker 6: are people that like, these are people that I've always said,
Speaker 6: like people are like Tom, you always seem so righteous
Speaker 6: on the show. It's like, no, I don't. I'm in
Speaker 6: fact the opposite. I always say, Hey, we all fuck up.
Speaker 5: We all screw up.
Speaker 6: You guys are icing out jeans, you're icing out jacks,
Speaker 6: you're icing out lalla, like y'all, y'all need to like recognize,
Speaker 6: you know, like whoever's without you know, he's without sin
Speaker 6: cast the first stone. We're all we all screw up,
Speaker 6: and you're gonna be on the outs. I've been on
Speaker 6: the outs obviously, but you know we should. They're they're
Speaker 6: not just friends, they're also fellow castmates, So like not
Speaker 6: inviting them on things like that's bullshit.
Speaker 2: I don't like when people But there was one point
Speaker 2: where neither of you could take accountability. It was something
Speaker 2: at the reunion where you were asked like do you
Speaker 2: have anything to apologize for?
Speaker 4: And kind of both of you were like, well.
Speaker 6: Then there's this there's this thing too where it's like
Speaker 6: when Lala and Randall's relationship were like when she hooked
Speaker 6: up with James, like, uh, you know when he was
Speaker 6: with Raquel, Like was I like, La, La, can I
Speaker 6: get that apology for you doing that?
Speaker 5: Like I don't.
Speaker 7: I don't feel like.
Speaker 6: I need to apologize the fucking Lalla or like people
Speaker 6: like for for for this, you know what I mean,
Speaker 6: Like Teddy, like if you've cheated, like like do I like,
Speaker 6: do you apologize to me?
Speaker 2: But no, but you do know I apologize to that person,
Speaker 2: like of course, So in that moment at the reunion,
Speaker 2: there was a moment for you to apologize to arian
Speaker 2: it and you didn't do it.
Speaker 6: Well, I have and I had, and every way that
Speaker 6: I didn't. If I was crying, it was crocodile tears.
Speaker 6: If I didn't, it was like it was And it's
Speaker 6: one of those things where everybody's like, yeah, Tom, let's see,
Speaker 6: let's see the come on, let's go, and I'm just like,
Speaker 6: this is for everybody else, This is not for her,
Speaker 6: this is not for me. This is not for it's
Speaker 6: for everybody else, And I'm like, I don't it's it's just.
Speaker 7: So tough, like you know, like being on shows like this, like.
Speaker 2: The three of us have been divorced, You've now been
Speaker 2: in a separation after a lot of years together, which
Speaker 2: is when how do we help people that are listening
Speaker 2: when you're in a place where you're no longer happy
Speaker 2: instead of hurting that person that you're with, how do
Speaker 2: you get out?
Speaker 4: How do you move on? Like what do you think?
Speaker 3: There's so many factors go into that. Like I was
Speaker 3: in a really bad marriage for years and I didn't
Speaker 3: have any money, Like where was I going to go?
Speaker 3: And he made me feel like I was a horrible
Speaker 3: human being if I were to leave him, and you know,
Speaker 3: you're going to be nobody without me, and so trust me,
Speaker 3: I wanted to fucking cheat. I wanted out. It's not
Speaker 3: always that easy to get out.
Speaker 4: It's not.
Speaker 3: There's so many circumstances. I'm not saying what you did
Speaker 3: was right, but no, right, But I'm just saying it's not.
Speaker 3: It's not always that easy.
Speaker 7: It's not.
Speaker 6: And also you have to think about you can't just
Speaker 6: pull that rug out from underneath somebody, especially if they're like,
Speaker 6: you know, sort of thinking that we're going to spend
Speaker 6: the rest of our lives together.
Speaker 4: Do you think she thought that?
Speaker 7: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Do you think that you guys would have been if
Speaker 3: this never happened? Do you think you'd still be together
Speaker 3: right now?
Speaker 7: I don't.
Speaker 6: I don't think so. I had been really sort of
Speaker 6: coming to a point. I mean, we we just we
Speaker 6: we were we were just really starting to live like
Speaker 6: separate lives. It was all just, you know, we weren't
Speaker 6: sexually active for years.
Speaker 7: Really at all.
Speaker 3: Well that's not a good sign.
Speaker 7: No, it's not, and you know, obligatory.
Speaker 5: You'll see how this plays out this season, just a reminder.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, I mean I think I think we'll see.
Speaker 5: Trouble with the networks.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 7: I don't want to Arian and I get back together
Speaker 7: this season.
Speaker 4: He doesn't. Oh my god, what's talking about it? That's
Speaker 4: why you guys still live together all this time?
Speaker 7: Yes, of course.
Speaker 2: Well, taking it to Schwartz for a second, we don't
Speaker 2: have to do that.
Speaker 5: We do.
Speaker 2: Woh in season six, what really happened when you blacked
Speaker 2: out at the resort?
Speaker 5: Oh? Wow, that's a deep cut teddy.
Speaker 4: I didn't actually pick up myself.
Speaker 8: Here's the thing about blackouts, You inherently don't remember anything.
Speaker 7: Is that the one where you woke up with lock John?
Speaker 4: Wait a minute, we need to go deeper on this,
Speaker 4: all right, Actually he seems like he went pretty deep.
Speaker 5: No, no, no, but nothing, nothing scandalous happened. I just
Speaker 5: I was.
Speaker 8: I was when I travel By the way, I am
Speaker 8: very excited about some upcoming travel.
Speaker 5: We're going to be eating, U trying, We're gonna be praying,
Speaker 5: we're going to be loving. We're going to hot Thailand.
Speaker 6: We're going to Singapore, the first trip we've taken at
Speaker 6: first vacation.
Speaker 4: Schwartz, do you throw?
Speaker 5: Where do you guys think the best place to go
Speaker 5: in Singapore?
Speaker 6: No?
Speaker 4: Who gives a ship?
Speaker 5: Teddy? Well? Uh, it was harmless.
Speaker 8: Yeah, of course I consum too much alcohol, which is
Speaker 8: always embarrassing.
Speaker 2: But do you think you created the demise of your
Speaker 2: relationship with Katie? And why didn't you take accountability for it?
Speaker 5: Whoa, whoa? That's a loaded questions.
Speaker 3: Like he did take accountability, that's just a statement, that's
Speaker 3: a statement.
Speaker 4: Yeah, Well, don't.
Speaker 3: You feel like you took accountability?
Speaker 5: That was that was a statement. Under the cloak of
Speaker 5: a question.
Speaker 8: But uh, yes, I feel like I did take accountability,
Speaker 8: and I will give Katie a shout out. I feel
Speaker 8: like she handled the separation of the divorce in a
Speaker 8: very healthy, responsible way. She sat me down in our
Speaker 8: bedroom and she explained to me why, and I completely
Speaker 8: agreed and understood. Doesn't mean it didn't break my heart.
Speaker 8: And still there's times where you know, I cry about it,
Speaker 8: but it was a healthy decision.
Speaker 5: It was the right decision.
Speaker 8: Sometimes I can be a little reasonful to hear her
Speaker 8: version of why she broke up, but you know, we
Speaker 8: both have our our stories. But anyways, I wanted to
Speaker 8: give her a shot out because I think I think
Speaker 8: she handled it really well.
Speaker 4: Before You're on the show.
Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah, yeah, it was.
Speaker 5: It was back when I was living with Tom and Jack's.
Speaker 4: In that apartment.
Speaker 5: The apartment sheet for a wall apartment.
Speaker 2: Which might be finally better than the apartment we saw
Speaker 2: this past season.
Speaker 3: Teddy, are you still there?
Speaker 6: I want to tell you guys, I hung up as
Speaker 6: TV both his tonals right next to the TV.
Speaker 5: It's floors. By the way, I've reblot a red flat.
Speaker 8: This This is a coping mechanism, but I've rebranded it. Okay,
Speaker 8: it's no longer my apartment. It's my four thousand dollars
Speaker 8: a month storage unit. It's aka Gordo and Butter's apartment.
Speaker 8: And I just kind of stay there.
Speaker 6: He hired a designer, and he's like, I wanted to
Speaker 6: look like I want to with this place to look
Speaker 6: like somewhere, like like somebody's first apartment after a college dorm.
Speaker 8: It's it's such like a quick, essential, stereotypical post of
Speaker 8: voice apartment.
Speaker 5: But I will say, I don't know, I've reframed this
Speaker 5: whole living there. I'm gonna get out of there within
Speaker 5: like six months.
Speaker 4: Does Joe still live there?
Speaker 5: She never lived there, So what was all that?
Speaker 8: Honestly, it was just like this little myth that got perpetuated.
Speaker 8: But she never lived there. She's my dear friend, and
Speaker 8: you know, I care a lot about her, But.
Speaker 3: You were banging her?
Speaker 4: No, well have you?
Speaker 5: I don't know.
Speaker 4: You can't lie to us. You can't lie to us.
Speaker 8: So listen and Thailand, we got this little yes, they
Speaker 8: have so they have like these fresh coconut water cocktails.
Speaker 6: And also also we're gonna try these they we're going
Speaker 6: to try these the shrimp, the jumping shrimp salad.
Speaker 4: Stick on the red carpet for the last how many
Speaker 4: years has the show be on? Thirteen years?
Speaker 5: Wait? Can I say you just triggered something with me?
Speaker 5: When I shi I didn't.
Speaker 8: I had like a little revelation in the past few days,
Speaker 8: like before the show comes out every season, I kind
Speaker 8: of do like this little oh.
Speaker 5: This little shtick. I'm like, I'm scared of it, a little.
Speaker 8: Nebbish kind of like, man, I'm so I think I've
Speaker 8: grown out of that.
Speaker 5: I'm really excited for the new season.
Speaker 6: Yeah, because you're not in the hotel.
Speaker 3: A good season for you.
Speaker 5: Dude, I was. I was also a pariah.
Speaker 7: Yeah you were. Actually you were kind of in the hot.
Speaker 6: Still, I have to ask when you can't when you can't,
Speaker 6: you know, he's he was like, you know, when you
Speaker 6: can't have like take it out on this time, you
Speaker 6: take it out on the other.
Speaker 5: Tom kind of I feel like you just.
Speaker 2: Kind of take it you like slump into yourself, like
Speaker 2: I want you to have like a little like.
Speaker 5: I pick and choose my battles.
Speaker 2: But what are your thoughts on James essentially being the
Speaker 2: voice of reason other men?
Speaker 5: Well, I will say he's been has he been called that?
Speaker 3: He's he was by by not by us.
Speaker 5: Okay, he's a quind of experience with it.
Speaker 2: We've had a lot of our worst experiences with him.
Speaker 5: He's coming up, he's he's on fire right now. Stories
Speaker 5: we saw you that night?
Speaker 3: Yeah, well you at night?
Speaker 4: Yeah yeah.
Speaker 2: So that's that's actually where things if if we're going
Speaker 2: to change it from a joking conversation to like a
Speaker 2: realistic conversation, where things really started to take a turn
Speaker 2: for me. I was really I gotta be honest, I
Speaker 2: was really pissed at some of the things you said
Speaker 2: about Katie when it came to her body and those
Speaker 2: types of things. I was really pissed at you that
Speaker 2: you couldn't just end it with Ari on it in advance,
Speaker 2: like just watching it as a human being.
Speaker 7: Did you didn't say anything about Kennie.
Speaker 2: It was a couple of seasons ago, like just I
Speaker 2: had to do all my research.
Speaker 5: She's got a lovely body. I don't think I've ever
Speaker 5: disparaged her body. It's gorgeous.
Speaker 4: There was something that you said about Foo whatever. We
Speaker 4: don't need to go.
Speaker 8: Back, but my point, I think she disparaged my body.
Speaker 8: And by the way, my penis does.
Speaker 3: Work, doesn't work?
Speaker 4: How many minutes work? Okay, well it went both ways.
Speaker 4: Both ways.
Speaker 5: I did not go. I was just joking around. She
Speaker 5: was upset, all.
Speaker 2: Right, maybe I I know it was something that you
Speaker 2: you guys were somewhere.
Speaker 4: It was when bo first came into the mis.
Speaker 2: You left, You're like, maybe you'll just go eat blah
Speaker 2: blah blah, like something like that happened.
Speaker 5: It's okay, but either way, it was leading up to
Speaker 5: a point.
Speaker 4: But now I'm forgetting what my actual point was because
Speaker 4: you distracted me.
Speaker 3: He's all, thank god, are you in a good place
Speaker 3: with her now?
Speaker 5: The edibles are kicking and the like, I'm freaking out
Speaker 5: a little.
Speaker 7: That sounds like a nightmare.
Speaker 3: Oh god, no, but I think why you guys are
Speaker 3: in a good place now?
Speaker 5: Yes, yes, I will say.
Speaker 4: I mean, are you divorced?
Speaker 5: Yeah? Oh yeah, lately done as of October last year.
Speaker 5: I don't know.
Speaker 8: When I see her, I'm still really excited. I still
Speaker 8: love her deeply, not like in love. I feel like
Speaker 8: we have a really healthy friendship. So I don't know
Speaker 8: how she feels about me exactly.
Speaker 3: I don't know, are you in a relationship.
Speaker 5: No, I'm just chilling.
Speaker 8: I'm I'm delightfully chilling and I'm in a relationship with myself.
Speaker 3: Do you want to get married again?
Speaker 5: Oh? Whoa, that's actually really good.
Speaker 4: Are you hooking up with a chick from below deck Katie? Yeah?
Speaker 4: I like that name.
Speaker 5: Huh.
Speaker 6: He doesn't have to like you know, he has a
Speaker 6: lot of stuff that's like labeled Tom and Katy.
Speaker 7: And as a.
Speaker 2: Kid, Oh, I saw that that little what was it
Speaker 2: like the little napkin?
Speaker 7: Yeh t cozy thing whatever that is?
Speaker 5: Wait.
Speaker 8: Sorry, I don't want to take control, but can I
Speaker 8: ask you guys a question having gotten divorced, because this
Speaker 8: is something I struggle with. I kept like all of
Speaker 8: my sentimental stuff, our wedding photos and everything. What did
Speaker 8: you do that?
Speaker 2: I kept one wedding photo book that's like in my
Speaker 2: it's like next door. My printer is like a place
Speaker 2: I don't go often because printer never fucking works.
Speaker 6: Wait when you break up, though, do you like delete
Speaker 6: all the photos and everything and get rid of them?
Speaker 4: Well, it was before Instagram, so there was mysa. It
Speaker 4: was like my my MySpace top eight.
Speaker 2: But no, there was a point where we were still
Speaker 2: friends for a very long time, and then.
Speaker 4: His new girlfriend was like, well, you guys aren't going.
Speaker 5: To be friends. Yeah.
Speaker 3: I think you keep them from a certain amount of
Speaker 3: time just to make yourself feel good, and then you
Speaker 3: will move on in life and you'll be like, no,
Speaker 3: I don't really need these anymore. But if you have children,
Speaker 3: that's a different story, because you want to keep the
Speaker 3: pictures for your children.
Speaker 4: Maybe that was.
Speaker 8: Beautifully stated, because it's like something about just like tossing
Speaker 8: them in the dump felt so callous even.
Speaker 5: Though we're That means you have a heart. Yeah, and
Speaker 5: it was a very special time in my life.
Speaker 6: I'll never delete the photos. I mean, I don't want
Speaker 6: to ever delete any of the photos of Arian and
Speaker 6: I on.
Speaker 5: I'll never remove the tattoo of bub off my photos.
Speaker 5: I don't know it.
Speaker 7: I love shy.
Speaker 3: Wait, you have a tattoo on your ass, guys will
Speaker 3: make them show his ass.
Speaker 4: That says Camra has been looking waiting to see this
Speaker 4: for weeks.
Speaker 3: I just found out about it out. But okay, but
Speaker 3: it says Katie.
Speaker 4: What does it say?
Speaker 5: It says Bubba? And then I have LVP on there,
Speaker 5: and then I have.
Speaker 3: You have l V p on your butt.
Speaker 5: I lost the high sticks game.
Speaker 4: Hold on, you have to be lying that is on
Speaker 4: your she is queen.
Speaker 3: How far is she close to your butthole?
Speaker 5: Maybe?
Speaker 4: Have you you better? You're going to be showing that
Speaker 4: because you know what it's like.
Speaker 3: If it's close to your butthole, then that's a big
Speaker 3: fuck you. But if it's up high on your hip,
Speaker 3: then it's like, oh, is it a tram stamp.
Speaker 7: It's not a tramp.
Speaker 3: Snap that's on your lower back. Let's go on to
Speaker 3: Lisa Banner Pop. I think we have a lot of
Speaker 3: questions about Lisa Banner Pump. She she was a housewife, obviously.
Speaker 3: How would you both describe your relationship with Lisa today?
Speaker 5: Do you want me to go first? Sure? I love Lisa.
Speaker 8: I talked to her almost every week and she's always
Speaker 8: been like kind of a muse, a mentor coach and yeah,
Speaker 8: and we just we just always have drived.
Speaker 5: Well, I like, I.
Speaker 8: Know, I love Lisa vander Pump and uh, I'm grateful
Speaker 8: for everything, all the opportunities that she's given us.
Speaker 5: That's something I'm kissing ass, but it's from the heart
Speaker 5: and no word.
Speaker 6: Yes, yes, yeah, I love Lisa as well, and she
Speaker 6: was you know, this season, you'll see she was really
Speaker 6: there for me when nobody else will be. And you know, yeah,
Speaker 6: I mean talk to her often. I have a great,
Speaker 6: you know relationship with Ken as well, and yeah, they're
Speaker 6: they're great.
Speaker 3: I mean, did Lisa give you any advice going into
Speaker 3: this season?
Speaker 7: Yeah, she did. She gave me a lot of advice,
Speaker 7: most of it I took.
Speaker 5: It's a little bit.
Speaker 6: Different when you're you know, emotions are involved, and it's
Speaker 6: always easier when you're on the outside to give somebody advice,
Speaker 6: you know, But when you're in it, you're mostly connected.
Speaker 6: You know, it's it's it's tough.
Speaker 3: Now, do you feel like it's fully behind you or
Speaker 3: do you feel like you know, food con which I
Speaker 3: don't like anybody getting. We're here for the fans, like
Speaker 3: we're putting in our time and we're here to see
Speaker 3: you and meet you.
Speaker 4: Like don't you never hid?
Speaker 2: Which I appreciate, Yeah, thanks, Like I do think that
Speaker 2: if you hide, it shows like a different, a whole
Speaker 2: new dynamic, Like you never hid whether what you took
Speaker 2: is right or not. You just took it and we
Speaker 2: saw you getting booed. But then I actually was walking
Speaker 2: out at the same time as you to kind of
Speaker 2: get into your car, and I saw the amount of
Speaker 2: people that supported both of you and screamed your name,
Speaker 2: and we're so excited. And I think the part that
Speaker 2: not many people want to really talk about is how
Speaker 2: many people actually go through this shit? Yeah, and especially
Speaker 2: at this time in our lives.
Speaker 3: Leads me to a question, did you get a lot
Speaker 3: of DMS emails about Listen, I've gone through this, You're
Speaker 3: going to see the other side. Like people that were
Speaker 3: supporting you.
Speaker 7: Yest have a lot of people reach out to me.
Speaker 6: There was a lot of people that there was some
Speaker 6: people that came to my shows too that like would
Speaker 6: get a meet and greet and then talk to me
Speaker 6: and they'd be like, Hey, I'm literally going through this
Speaker 6: right now, Like I'm in this situation. I'm seeing somebody
Speaker 6: I love and I'm still like in a marriage, and yeah,
Speaker 6: I don't know what to do.
Speaker 8: Like it's like the whim of the people can is
Speaker 8: kind of flimsy, but the whim of the person I'm
Speaker 8: having one on one interactions all the time. We both
Speaker 8: are yet it's so beautiful and nuanced and compassionate. But
Speaker 8: like you know when they get in those moms.
Speaker 6: Yeah, that's like when when we were at Bravo Khan.
Speaker 6: You know, there were over five thousand people in that room.
Speaker 6: You know, I think it was one of the biggest panels.
Speaker 6: And like everybody at that point, it's like watching a
Speaker 6: baseball game and they're cheering for their team. So it's like,
Speaker 6: you know, somebody would talk, they would start cheering, somebody
Speaker 6: would else to me, they would pooh. So I understand that.
Speaker 3: It's just it's gonna hurt your feelings.
Speaker 7: I mean I expected it, I knew it.
Speaker 6: I think, you know, having having I think it's important
Speaker 6: that people realize that, like, you know, as as a
Speaker 6: public figure, like yeah, I know what I signed up for,
Speaker 6: but like I didn't, you know, people like, oh this
Speaker 6: what you signed up for. This is not what I
Speaker 6: signed up for. We were done filming, Like I didn't
Speaker 6: have to film. I did not have to put this
Speaker 6: out there. I could have just you know, and people
Speaker 6: do that. You know, this as being housewives, Like some
Speaker 6: people hide parts of their lives. Other people don't like,
Speaker 6: you know, and it's like that with our show. And
Speaker 6: but I I you know, we put it out there,
Speaker 6: and we put like almost pretty much everything out there,
Speaker 6: and you know it's it's like, can.
Speaker 2: I interact ask a question? So if I'm just thinking,
Speaker 2: if it were me, if I were to blow my
Speaker 2: entire like life up essentially on my relationship all those things,
Speaker 2: and then all of a sudden we see that Rachel
Speaker 2: goes off to treatment. Then all of a sudden, we
Speaker 2: see you with a bevy of different females. In my mind,
Speaker 2: I was like, if all this shit was going to
Speaker 2: go down, why is he not fighting for this girl?
Speaker 4: Why isn't this the girl?
Speaker 2: Like I wanted to believe that you were so in
Speaker 2: love with Rachel's ride or die that like you couldn't
Speaker 2: imagine your life without her, not that she was just
Speaker 2: your escape?
Speaker 4: So what was it about it?
Speaker 6: I fought so hard for Rachel. I stopped drinking. I
Speaker 6: stopped smoking cigarettes because she went away to a facility.
Speaker 5: I wanted to drink.
Speaker 6: She can't smoke. I'm gonna quit. I've never quit smoking
Speaker 6: in my like, I've never been able to. I've be't
Speaker 6: gone this long without drinking since I was like sixteen,
Speaker 6: and it's been eight months. And I stopped for her,
Speaker 6: and I was there in any way she needed me.
Speaker 6: I was at her beck and call like Jason. I
Speaker 6: was on tour with Jason. I'd be like, well, you know,
Speaker 6: Rachel's gonna call Rakel's gonna call, like you.
Speaker 5: Know she wouldn't, And I do you miss her?
Speaker 7: Yes, of course I do. We were best friends.
Speaker 3: So you have no relationship whatever, and it's heartbreaking.
Speaker 7: It's heartbreaking to go through.
Speaker 2: So you were in it, yes see, that's the part
Speaker 2: I was.
Speaker 4: I thought she was the excuse.
Speaker 6: Not just some hot girl, like come on, I was.
Speaker 6: I was a model for like fifteen years. Like it's
Speaker 6: it's deeper than that, it's more than that.
Speaker 5: You know.
Speaker 4: What did you think of herst off with Bethany when
Speaker 4: she came forward.
Speaker 5: I mean, I think it's.
Speaker 6: I think it's a little you know, I feel like,
Speaker 6: you know, she's gone away to a place that's you know,
Speaker 6: first and foremost, like Rachel did not. I get like,
Speaker 6: I would have loved to go away to a mental
Speaker 6: health facility.
Speaker 7: Absolutely would have loved it.
Speaker 6: We had shows booked, we would have been blacklisted, the
Speaker 6: band would have been done. I had to make money,
Speaker 6: you know, every single month, all the bills come out
Speaker 6: of my out of my accounts, the mortgage comes out
Speaker 6: of my account every month. I have to make money.
Speaker 6: So while Arianna is shooting all these ads, she's six
Speaker 6: months behind in bills.
Speaker 5: You know, Like, why do.
Speaker 4: You guys still live together?
Speaker 5: Though?
Speaker 3: I have to say, like do we have to wait?
Speaker 5: I mean, do we know? Do we not know about
Speaker 5: the housing market? Do we not know? What?
Speaker 4: I like, still be like let's rent this place out
Speaker 4: each getar?
Speaker 6: I mean we're busy too, Like it's a lot, like
Speaker 6: this has been a lot to go through, and.
Speaker 3: So you still see her every single day.
Speaker 7: No, she's currently staying in some like place.
Speaker 5: Okay, I don't know.
Speaker 4: We don't talk, So you don't talk at all.
Speaker 6: No, we don't and we haven't and we have a
Speaker 6: go between, whether it's my assistant or a friend.
Speaker 3: No, Rachel's coming out with a new podcast. Yeah, are
Speaker 3: you concerned about that?
Speaker 6: I'm not because I mean, I don't know. I mean,
Speaker 6: I just think it's a really bad look on her
Speaker 6: part to just keep pushing blame on everybody else.
Speaker 4: Do you think she likes you or do you think.
Speaker 7: You know what?
Speaker 6: I mean, she's not sixteen, like people seem to think
Speaker 6: that she's Like, I don't know, but.
Speaker 4: But do you think she loved you or do you
Speaker 4: think she wanted fame?
Speaker 5: I that's not one or the other.
Speaker 7: I think, like you.
Speaker 5: See how that plays out this season. Yeah, I think.
Speaker 5: I think I hope she did.
Speaker 7: I don't know.
Speaker 5: I mean, why did she by the way, she's just
Speaker 5: like showed me away.
Speaker 3: That's one of my question is why did she just
Speaker 3: walk away from me?
Speaker 6: I don't know in her head, Like I think a
Speaker 6: lot of people that are in her life were not
Speaker 6: in her life during this whole period of time, Like
Speaker 6: she really came into her own, like she became went
Speaker 6: from being I had this happen in my life, like
Speaker 6: it happened to me in eighth grade. I went from
Speaker 6: being this like ew girls like and then all of
Speaker 6: a sudden, I was like this really confident guy. I
Speaker 6: was like a great dancer, I was super became like
Speaker 6: super popular.
Speaker 7: In my school.
Speaker 6: And then and then I like the confidence went too far,
Speaker 6: Like I needed to get checked, you know what I mean.
Speaker 7: I became a.
Speaker 6: Bit of a exactly exactly, and I got checked.
Speaker 7: But that happened to me at a much earlier age.
Speaker 7: That happened to Rachel like.
Speaker 6: Last year, you know, like she went, she came into
Speaker 6: her own and she got this confidence and like and
Speaker 6: she went too far, you know, she went too far
Speaker 6: and got herself in a position. But she did that
Speaker 6: herself as a friend to talk to a guy in
Speaker 6: a relationship like she did. And she came on to
Speaker 6: a guy in a relationship that was severely you know,
Speaker 6: like I was depressed, I had no con.
Speaker 7: So low self value. And yeah she did. She made
Speaker 7: the first move.
Speaker 2: And you were there that night, the night in the jacuzzi.
Speaker 2: That was not the first night. So what was the
Speaker 2: first night for the love?
Speaker 6: It was two nights or three nights after a guys night,
Speaker 6: It was like a cee next Tuesday and I was
Speaker 6: locked out of my house and she was there and
Speaker 6: that was the first time. The sad thing is that
Speaker 6: everybody else, like I go and look at these like
Speaker 6: tiktoks and things, people I've never met my entire life,
Speaker 6: literally spitting out very specific details like like they know me,
Speaker 6: and like everybody else is writing my story besides me,
Speaker 6: my narrative.
Speaker 3: A lot of people made a lot of money off
Speaker 3: of that.
Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah, made up a lot of shit.
Speaker 6: You know. When the ship came out that there was
Speaker 6: like some I got some girl pregnant and like made
Speaker 6: her getting abortion. Like this happened like two days after
Speaker 6: this came out.
Speaker 3: I didn't hear that.
Speaker 5: Oh, they were all kinds of ship like it was insane.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I do know that the night of are not
Speaker 2: so great event with James. James, we hung out with
Speaker 2: you and Ariana and both you and as separate human being,
Speaker 2: like so nice, wonderful, both of you, wonderful human beings,
Speaker 2: Like I would end the same with you, Tom and
Speaker 2: Katie and all of you guys. And I think that
Speaker 2: is a huge testament to who you guys are as people,
Speaker 2: because there are certain people that you meet in the
Speaker 2: reality television world where you see them on television and
Speaker 2: then you're with them in real life and you're like,
Speaker 2: they're just the fucking worst.
Speaker 4: But all of the time were so fun.
Speaker 2: We had like, we laughed the whole time, We had
Speaker 2: a good time. We had a blast, and I think
Speaker 2: it showed what real people all of you are. And
Speaker 2: I've had those experiences with all four of you, and
Speaker 2: so I just want people to keep that in mind. Yes,
Speaker 2: you're not always going to agree what all of us
Speaker 2: may do from time to time, but like, at the
Speaker 2: end of the day, there's way bigger assholes than the
Speaker 2: four of us sitting in this room or the two
Speaker 2: additional that aren't here.
Speaker 3: I can assure you. Let's change gears. Let's talk about
Speaker 3: Everybody Loves Tom podcast. What are you guys gonna be
Speaker 3: talking about?
Speaker 5: Who?
Speaker 3: Who's your ideal guest to interview? Tell us all.
Speaker 6: I really want to stay away from the like spilling
Speaker 6: the tea type thing. I would like to you know,
Speaker 6: I think we both collective we would like to.
Speaker 5: Tea and moderation. Yeah, we do, but in small doses.
Speaker 8: Yeah, two milligrams out of time throat cokes.
Speaker 7: Nice as well.
Speaker 3: Oh, I loved Smooth Smooth Move after.
Speaker 6: A couple of weeks, but it's sort of evolving, Like
Speaker 6: I would love to incorporate a music element.
Speaker 5: A variety show. Well, we're probably gonna end up being right.
Speaker 5: I gotta be honest.
Speaker 6: I'm waiting to figure out the house situation, and then
Speaker 6: I would like to build like a tiny dust sort
Speaker 6: of environment.
Speaker 4: Can I help you sell the house and let's just
Speaker 4: get out of it.
Speaker 5: No, I think everybody needs to chill.
Speaker 6: I think everybody collectively needs to chill the f out
Speaker 6: on my house and Ariana's house and our living situation,
Speaker 6: like it's our business, Like you know, I get it
Speaker 6: from like fronts, Like, but guys, like, can you guys
Speaker 6: just figure it out for me?
Speaker 7: It's like, no, we are the ones.
Speaker 5: That are living.
Speaker 2: You guys are fine with it, then you're fine with
Speaker 2: exactly why did you make it two months?
Speaker 8: Well, here's the I guess difference. Being as me and
Speaker 8: Katie were super ambicable. We stayed friends. Like we'd still
Speaker 8: like sometimes watch like movies together and kick it, but
Speaker 8: we respected each other's boundaries.
Speaker 5: I stayed in my little depression chamber.
Speaker 4: But uh yeah, but how long are you living in
Speaker 4: the same house?
Speaker 5: Three months?
Speaker 4: Yeah, it ends on how.
Speaker 3: Big the house is. You don't have any kids, so
Speaker 3: it's not like I have four kids.
Speaker 7: He's further away from Ariana.
Speaker 5: She's in a room than his next door neighbor, and
Speaker 5: you're traveling.
Speaker 4: Well, it's a little bit of shade towards Tom in that.
Speaker 6: Apartment on the other side of the house, Like it's
Speaker 6: a complete other side.
Speaker 4: Tom, can you please just unpack your closet?
Speaker 3: I did I need to see guys move in that apartment?
Speaker 5: See I did. I actually I actually just perge.
Speaker 4: I got rid of so much stuff, like two Hawaiian shirts.
Speaker 8: Most of them the floral stuff. But uh, it's actually
Speaker 8: coming together. But the thing is on some level, wait
Speaker 8: tell me if this is a cop out. Okay, on
Speaker 8: some level, I don't want it to be too cozy
Speaker 8: or comfortable in there because I don't want to stay there.
Speaker 8: It's like that I don't want to stay there.
Speaker 4: My worst self is my complacent self.
Speaker 5: All right?
Speaker 2: Do you guys both want to have kids and family
Speaker 2: and do all that?
Speaker 6: Are you? I? Everybody always is like, I'm sure. They
Speaker 6: ask you guys to the same thing, like where do
Speaker 6: you see yourself in five years?
Speaker 4: They're like, no, you're They don't ask this that because
Speaker 4: we're old as fun.
Speaker 3: Yeah, if you're not, like did you buy your plot yet?
Speaker 7: A year older than me?
Speaker 4: They're like, are you Are you going to be cremated
Speaker 4: and you have your will?
Speaker 3: I'm like, no, I'm gonna be stuffed.
Speaker 5: I'd like to be turned into a tree. Have you
Speaker 5: seen that?
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 3: I haven't seen that.
Speaker 5: Going to turn your.
Speaker 8: Body into fertilizer and you become a tree. I'm just
Speaker 8: worried that some like kids in a come and chop
Speaker 8: me down.
Speaker 5: When I'm like kids going to chop, it's going to
Speaker 5: chop you hell like.
Speaker 8: I used to take like my little so I had
Speaker 8: like a little accient I would chop down like build bear.
Speaker 4: Where are you from Minnesota?
Speaker 2: You're from Saint Louis, Saint Louis, so we're all Westerns.
Speaker 2: You're from California, Tammy Sue, but your name goes my
Speaker 2: parents from Iowa.
Speaker 5: But yes, I want kids.
Speaker 8: I think I have a I think I have like
Speaker 8: a mild baby fever going on.
Speaker 5: But it seems like you.
Speaker 7: Got to be inspired. I'm sure you know like you won't.
Speaker 3: We have to be the right person. Don't procreate with
Speaker 3: an asshole. Trust me, I did it.
Speaker 7: Sorry about that.
Speaker 4: We always laugh at that.
Speaker 2: How do we feel about all of the Lalla stuff?
Speaker 4: She became kind of the first.
Speaker 2: I guess Sheen has had a podcast forever, but all
Speaker 2: of a sudden, Laala kind of hit the ground running
Speaker 2: when she was upset with you guys. Then we find
Speaker 2: out Sheena is in your room. All this stuff's happening.
Speaker 2: Where do we stand with the ladies?
Speaker 6: Look, I am respecting, like I know I'm a bad
Speaker 6: look and I'm and I'm baggage and it sucks and
Speaker 6: it's but you know, people you know can't be seen
Speaker 6: with me. And I get it, and I respect that.
Speaker 3: Okay, that breaks my heart. That actually that actually it
Speaker 3: made it breaks my heart. You cannot think like that, Tom,
Speaker 3: honestly public.
Speaker 2: As long as you've here, can I just say something
Speaker 2: to your face, As long as you've really apologized to Ariana,
Speaker 2: as long as you've really from your soul apologized to her,
Speaker 2: then you have to let that ship go.
Speaker 4: If you haven't apologized to her, now, it's not me.
Speaker 6: It's not I'm saying it's not up to me about
Speaker 6: letting go. Like people not hanging out with me. That
Speaker 6: is like something that is up to the public. That
Speaker 6: just takes time.
Speaker 3: No, I get we get that for yourself. You need
Speaker 3: to internally.
Speaker 5: Like I have. I have.
Speaker 7: Yeah, I've accepted it, and it's okay. Like I don't
Speaker 7: take offense.
Speaker 3: You're enough, You're enough, You're enough.
Speaker 4: But it's not your fault.
Speaker 3: It is it is better though.
Speaker 6: Oh well, hunting hunting literal it's a movie quote.
Speaker 2: Sure, it's just it's your digging wrong movie to quote,
Speaker 2: wrong movie aport aport schwarts you recently posted a photo
Speaker 2: of YouTube and Jack saying the band is back together,
Speaker 2: but then said maybe you shouldn't because.
Speaker 4: Of the d MS.
Speaker 8: So I'm sure you guys know better than to stay
Speaker 8: out of your d ms. Although there's a lot of
Speaker 8: positivity too, and I like to interact with people. I
Speaker 8: mostly choose to do that in the bars, and you know,
Speaker 8: you can always find me in West Hollywood. But every
Speaker 8: once in a while, do you get like a little
Speaker 8: bit of a morbid curiosity you want to just go
Speaker 8: in there?
Speaker 2: Yeah plus ninety nine, yea, yeah, yeah, yes, are the best.
Speaker 2: I M sometimes I get really discussing penises, like the
Speaker 2: worst kinds, one of the worst.
Speaker 3: I got a giant one, I swear it was like
Speaker 3: this big old hog, Like how is this real?
Speaker 2: When people send their and their I'm like, I don't
Speaker 2: want to see anybody's lip dick ever in my life,
Speaker 2: Like why.
Speaker 4: Would you send me?
Speaker 3: I want to look at my husband's lip dick.
Speaker 2: Let's be honest and like eight hairs, Like what do
Speaker 2: you think I'm going to do?
Speaker 4: Like open this and be like Matt let's back.
Speaker 7: I was, I was strong.
Speaker 3: I'm sorry, I didn't mean it.
Speaker 5: I should just rate them one to ten. You should
Speaker 5: humble them.
Speaker 6: Sometimes I'm amazed by, like the amount of puke faces
Speaker 6: I get in a row.
Speaker 5: There's like seventy oh is that your message? Fifty eight
Speaker 5: more puke faces?
Speaker 2: Message block up on Instagram where they like for I
Speaker 2: got so many No, you can't from emotion, I used
Speaker 2: to get so many clown faces, like people do the clown,
Speaker 2: like your fucking clown that I blocked clown from my
Speaker 2: actual Instagram So you can't even write that to me.
Speaker 4: And it gives me so much power because.
Speaker 2: It messages me that they've tried to do the clown
Speaker 2: And I'm like, can do you block people?
Speaker 3: Do you guys block people?
Speaker 5: I don't want to give them that satisfaction I want.
Speaker 4: I don't do it either. She's like, why do you
Speaker 4: still follow that person?
Speaker 2: I'm like, if I unfollowed her, she would know and
Speaker 2: I can't ever seem like I care, like, please unfollow
Speaker 2: I'm like.
Speaker 4: Yes, I don't, human being.
Speaker 5: You can you can restrict to only you and that
Speaker 5: person season.
Speaker 3: On, no one else can see it. I know they're restricted.
Speaker 5: That's the beautiful thing.
Speaker 4: They can say.
Speaker 3: They want to write.
Speaker 6: Block people that like will go and just say ridiculous things,
Speaker 6: or like if.
Speaker 2: Somebody, if somebody doesn't have a face on their picture
Speaker 2: and they say like you should die or whatever, then
Speaker 2: they'll get blocked and they have one follower.
Speaker 4: I'm like, listen, this is where I draw the line.
Speaker 6: Get I get phone calls from people and me too.
Speaker 6: This Thanksgiving, it was like it was was pretty busy.
Speaker 10: What just like it's pretty busy coming Rachel, come me
Speaker 10: back and like people just like yo, Tom, Jude, I
Speaker 10: just talk to you about sting man, pro Dude.
Speaker 5: Everybody fucks up.
Speaker 6: Man, you know, like, dude, like this bullshit man, Jude,
Speaker 6: my name's Scott.
Speaker 5: You know, dude, I'm just thinking about you.
Speaker 3: If you get an unknown call, do you answer absolutely?
Speaker 5: You change my voice.
Speaker 6: Sometimes it's like sometimes it's a bill, like sometimes it's like, hey,
Speaker 6: we didn't get we didn't get payment for the bill
Speaker 6: like this.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 2: I do not answer my phone regardless my voice. I
Speaker 2: changed my Please don't leave a message, go ahead and
Speaker 2: text me because I'm not interested.
Speaker 4: In a voice.
Speaker 3: I don't listen to my voicemails, which is bad.
Speaker 8: I get borderline insulted when people call me, even if
Speaker 8: it's from a place of love right.
Speaker 2: No, there's no reason unless you're dying or having an
Speaker 2: American Absolutely not unless I'm being paid by television show
Speaker 2: to face someone.
Speaker 3: Everybody answer.
Speaker 5: A lot of people answer my face times they do.
Speaker 8: Yeah, I'm blowing away by that. You have like fifteen
Speaker 8: people facetiming you a day.
Speaker 6: What why random faced on my mom and dad and
Speaker 6: I FaceTime like.
Speaker 4: Just are your parents so married?
Speaker 5: No?
Speaker 7: But a people all the time. I love it.
Speaker 3: So, I don't know if you guys remember this. You
Speaker 3: were with Alex Baskin sitting at the bar at Skybar.
Speaker 4: Is it was it.
Speaker 5: Uh or Skybar?
Speaker 3: I think it might have been, Yes, you were guys
Speaker 3: were there and I walked up. I was, and so
Speaker 3: I'm like, I'm like, hey, Alex is talking, and I
Speaker 3: think it was probably of course I don't sunglasses.
Speaker 7: We were. We were day drinking, yes, day drinking.
Speaker 3: I think I think Schwartz looked at me and goes,
Speaker 3: we're having a meeting here right now.
Speaker 5: I would never say that.
Speaker 3: Okay, then it was you.
Speaker 5: No, there's no, oh shit.
Speaker 3: Sorry, didn't mean anything. Walked away. I'm like, oh they're dicks.
Speaker 5: No, no, no, I don't imagine it was. It's just
Speaker 5: not in my nature. I'm so non confrontational.
Speaker 4: Can we talk about Xana said the onion? Did that
Speaker 4: get blown out of proportion?
Speaker 5: None?
Speaker 4: And this is how I am.
Speaker 2: I have eighty HD, so it just too yeah, yay.
Speaker 2: So it just really comes and goes. And so I
Speaker 2: was thinking about why everyone made such a big deal
Speaker 2: about it. But what what was like were you trying
Speaker 2: to have?
Speaker 4: People are saying you were trying to have a moment
Speaker 4: there by pulling that out.
Speaker 5: You mean like it was kind of yack.
Speaker 7: No, no, because we don't drink that.
Speaker 5: They don't listen. You can never. They don't forbid us,
Speaker 5: but they encourage us not to drink. There's kind of a.
Speaker 4: Policy until lunch. Lunch, will you get your first drink?
Speaker 6: I was pounding them last week. Yeah, I had a
Speaker 6: water bottlefull of whiskey.
Speaker 4: How long have you been so?
Speaker 5: I didn't?
Speaker 4: Are you going to be sober for the rest of
Speaker 4: your life? You think?
Speaker 7: No, absolutely not.
Speaker 4: So what are we waiting for?
Speaker 7: I don't know? Should we have a drink?
Speaker 5: Don't blame us, you can you can carry that. You
Speaker 5: started to answer your question, I'll wrap it up. But yeah,
Speaker 5: I just I I.
Speaker 8: I came in there and I had not just what
Speaker 8: was going on in our little bubble, our little Bravo verse,
Speaker 8: but outside with my family.
Speaker 5: I just was under a lot of stress. I felt
Speaker 5: like my life was falling apart.
Speaker 8: So I had an emergency's annex and maybe I hammed
Speaker 8: it up a little bit, but I needed that.
Speaker 4: Listen, I have an emergency.
Speaker 2: It was kind of an iconic by Southwest flight every time,
Speaker 2: just a little half why normal one here?
Speaker 4: Don't I don't.
Speaker 5: Know, I don't take I don't have to.
Speaker 8: Don't don't fly Southwest people, if you're listening, don't ever
Speaker 8: fly Southwest.
Speaker 5: They cut me out of my first national commercial.
Speaker 7: No, no, I'm just kidding.
Speaker 8: They cut me on my first SAG national commercial. I
Speaker 8: will never forgive them, and I will never fly south Tom.
Speaker 2: I need both of you to listen to this and
Speaker 2: tell me if this is fact, because the other day
Speaker 2: I was flying on Southwest to go to Vegas for
Speaker 2: my daughter's horse show and Pandora was there.
Speaker 4: Yeah, and she didn't have an accent. She uh what what?
Speaker 4: Hold on? He paused, There was no accent. I was
Speaker 4: an a group. I was so proud of my assistant
Speaker 4: for checking me in early.
Speaker 6: But when she talks to her parents, she like has
Speaker 6: her accent sort of, and then like when she's around
Speaker 6: other people, she like doesn't. Well, it's like it's like
Speaker 6: when you go back home.
Speaker 7: Like my when.
Speaker 2: I'm drunk with my friends in South Carolina, I have
Speaker 2: more of a Southern accent exactly.
Speaker 4: But I wasn't prepared for no British accent.
Speaker 3: Like I was like, yeah, well, maybe she's changing the
Speaker 3: way she talks.
Speaker 2: I've been watching her talk the same way for twelve years,
Speaker 2: so that was a little hard for me either way.
Speaker 3: We're gonna change, Teddy, change.
Speaker 5: So much, so much.
Speaker 2: We are going to end this episode with who would
Speaker 2: you rather?
Speaker 5: Oh God, how do you play this game? I'm so
Speaker 5: scared of these games?
Speaker 2: Have you ever played this game before? Okay, who would
Speaker 2: you rather be? Stuck on an island with Ariana or Katie?
Speaker 7: Ariana?
Speaker 4: You have to answer me? Yeah, Katie, answer.
Speaker 3: BF, Well sort of, who would you rather be your bartender?
Speaker 3: Jacks or Ariana?
Speaker 8: If I'm trying to get Jack's, if I'm trying to
Speaker 8: get down a dirty Jack, trying to get black ass,
Speaker 8: if I want a nice cocktail Areana?
Speaker 2: Oh, Okay, Okay, who would you rather see you perform?
Speaker 2: Do you j James Kennedy or Good as Gold performance
Speaker 2: by Sheena?
Speaker 6: I'll go, I'll listen, I'll go. I will go with
Speaker 6: James because he has more songs.
Speaker 5: I just saw James.
Speaker 7: They're doing one song. Maybe maybe I'll see I don't know.
Speaker 5: I saw him performing.
Speaker 8: I went to his show at Bravocan in Vegas at
Speaker 8: the Aria, and he dude's on a different level.
Speaker 6: Now, answer, because we like to balance each other out.
Speaker 7: You're going with James.
Speaker 6: I'm gonna go with Sena because I do like live
Speaker 6: bands and now she's playing with the band and.
Speaker 4: I love that commercial that got What was it? What
Speaker 4: was it?
Speaker 5: Uber? I think.
Speaker 2: I was like, listen and are sitting here plugging along
Speaker 2: right right?
Speaker 3: Okay, would you guys rather date Lala or Stossy?
Speaker 2: Well?
Speaker 7: I know his answer?
Speaker 4: Who what at?
Speaker 8: He's insinuating because she's one of my best friends and
Speaker 8: I love her.
Speaker 5: But that's just a I can't it. That's a weird.
Speaker 4: You have to answer. This is pick or die.
Speaker 5: I don't know.
Speaker 4: Yes, Mike Kill.
Speaker 5: Literally one of my best friends.
Speaker 8: I was in his wedding, But I would have to
Speaker 8: go with Stasi because she's you know, she's one of
Speaker 8: my best friends.
Speaker 7: Hmmm.
Speaker 5: No, I love you, Lala. You're gorgeous and sexy.
Speaker 4: And all the things.
Speaker 7: I'll go with Lala.
Speaker 2: Okay, the night that things went down between Ariana and
Speaker 2: La La, did you get in the mix at all?
Speaker 7: No?
Speaker 8: I was, uh, what is going on?
Speaker 2: You just sat up front seat like, way to go, team.
Speaker 7: We That's exactly what I did. I put my thumb
Speaker 7: up and I said, way to go, guys.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 6: No, I So they were out like Lala was literally
Speaker 6: wearing like, uh underwear, a bral and and a net
Speaker 6: over it with like a jacket. That's literally what she
Speaker 6: had on. I'm like, you're out like this, Holy shit.
Speaker 6: And then you know they were both like drinking all day.
Speaker 6: I was buying a car that or getting a car
Speaker 6: that day, at least a car. I was overly caffeinated.
Speaker 2: It was black okay, good red cars are a real problem.
Speaker 7: It was cherry red.
Speaker 6: Yeah, anyways, and I was overly caffeinated. Also, you know,
Speaker 6: I I was not in the best shape of my
Speaker 6: you know, I didn't feel sexy.
Speaker 5: I didn't and I was and I was you know, I.
Speaker 7: Wasn't very sexual. I wasn't very.
Speaker 6: Sexually active during that time either, and I didn't feel
Speaker 6: sexy and like I was not about to have like
Speaker 6: anybody see me naked at that point in time.
Speaker 5: There was like why don't you do this and do this?
Speaker 6: And then I was just like I can't. And then
Speaker 6: we pulled into a garage and it was just like
Speaker 6: ugly overhead lighting, like fluorescent lighting, and I'm like vampire lighting. Yeah,
Speaker 6: like really bad like parking garage lighting. The lighting in
Speaker 6: this ye, no way worse. Yeah, it's just you know,
Speaker 6: you know what I'm saying, Like, if you don't feel sexy,
Speaker 6: like and you're overly caffeinated, you're like hungry. I wanted
Speaker 6: to I wanted to go get a drink. I was like, dude,
Speaker 6: you guys like you've done here, Like who.
Speaker 2: Would you rather be a full time cast member? Ali
Speaker 2: or Charlie.
Speaker 5: I gotta be honest.
Speaker 8: Over the course of the past year, I really bonded
Speaker 8: with Ali, even though Charlie's my g but uh so I.
Speaker 5: Gotta pick Ali. She gave me. She gave me well
Speaker 5: you see, she gave me one of her readings and
Speaker 5: what do you call it? Read?
Speaker 4: Me a little bit confused.
Speaker 5: She gave me a great astrology reading. It was amazing.
Speaker 5: I was I was a healthy skeptic before. Maybe we
Speaker 5: can talk about that next time. I don't want to
Speaker 5: talk about it. It's a deep dive. It's a deep dive.
Speaker 3: Who would you rather get into a verbal fight with?
Speaker 3: Jacks or James?
Speaker 8: I would pick James because I enjoy being roasted by him.
Speaker 8: You never know what's gonna come out of his mouth.
Speaker 8: He's a poet and he's a wordsmith and yeah.
Speaker 3: Mixed with a little bit of asshole.
Speaker 2: Okay, what if you were going to pick who would
Speaker 2: you rather go on a vacation with?
Speaker 4: Jack's or James Jackson?
Speaker 8: Jackson has been my best friend for thirteen twelve twelve years? Really, yeah,
Speaker 8: we were all are my guys.
Speaker 7: We've gone on trips together.
Speaker 4: So what what what's the saying you guys say? As
Speaker 4: we close out? Who's the head guy, number one guy
Speaker 4: in the group?
Speaker 5: Right?
Speaker 7: This guy?
Speaker 6: No?
Speaker 5: God, No, James has got the title right now, he
Speaker 5: can have it.
Speaker 8: I don't want it. It's a lot of responsibility and
Speaker 8: I like being the underdog.
Speaker 2: Now we are heading over to Everybody Loves Tom where
Speaker 2: the tables are turned, and they're gonna ask us all
Speaker 2: the questions.
Speaker 3: And just remember, guys, she asked the hard questions. Yes,
Speaker 3: when you're interviewing, just.
Speaker 4: Remember that, all right.
Speaker 3: I do my prep mm hmmm, preparation h and might
Speaker 3: all