Speaker 1: It's the radio segment that's created a new breakfast cereal
Speaker 1: for people from Brooks Hometowny. That's awesome.
Speaker 2: It's called Deios.
Speaker 1: Yeah. They're like Cheerios, but made from one hundred percent
Speaker 1: road killed venison. Wow.
Speaker 2: Start your morning road.
Speaker 1: Trip with a fresh bowl of Deios milk, which is
Speaker 1: better than hoof loops.
Speaker 2: Those are kind of dry. Yeah, but it's still trying both. Yeah,
Speaker 2: you know, it's like, why waste it? Exactly?
Speaker 1: Go buy your box with Laser Stories, the segment where
Speaker 1: we read weird news stories around the globe, just like
Speaker 1: everyone else does, except we've got a laser and those
Speaker 1: other derios just don't. This first Laser story is out
Speaker 1: of North Carolina. A twenty eight year old woman named
Speaker 1: Madison Steima loves Costco so much that she chose the
Speaker 1: wholesale location to celebrate her birthday. Funny. She even sent
Speaker 1: out party invites to six of her family members, and
Speaker 1: everyone arrived wearing matching Costco sweatshirts. Once there, her family
Speaker 1: went straight for the food court and ordered five hot dogs,
Speaker 1: one chicken bake, one rotisserie chicken caesar salad, a whole
Speaker 1: cheese pizza, and several sodas for a grand total of
Speaker 1: thirty dollars eighty eight cents.
Speaker 2: Has so much food.
Speaker 1: As they were nauching at the plastic cafeteria tables, a
Speaker 1: staff member surprised her with a Costco birthday cake and
Speaker 1: a song. Her family then ordered four Sundays and eleven
Speaker 1: chiros to finish off their meal. Wow, I mean after
Speaker 1: the whole birthday cake, that wasn't enough.
Speaker 2: This girl's an eater.
Speaker 1: I like it. Did? They then go hit up all
Speaker 1: the samples because that's what I would have done. Once
Speaker 1: the celebration came to an end, Madison and her family
Speaker 1: decided to take a few laps around the store to
Speaker 1: do some birthday Sho's idea where she got to pick
Speaker 1: out her own gift. What she gets, wouldn't you believe it?
Speaker 1: Her gift was a treadmill to work off the extra
Speaker 1: food Court calories that life is about balance, Jeffrey practical.
Speaker 2: That family has it together.
Speaker 1: Next Laser Stories out of Holly Tree, Texas. Hey, if
Speaker 1: you're walking through your neighborhood and a huge inflatable Santa
Speaker 1: had mysteriously popped up in a vacant lot and no
Speaker 1: one knew where it came from. Would you be thrilled
Speaker 1: and send your kids to go see it? Or would
Speaker 1: you think you're in the opening sequence of a horror film.
Speaker 1: Oh what, obviously it's literally from the big man himself, Jeffrey,
Speaker 1: let's go see this thing. Come on.
Speaker 2: Well, that's what happened.
Speaker 1: An enormous inflatable Santa Claus randomly showed up in an
Speaker 1: empty lot about one hundred miles east of Dallas.
Speaker 2: That's awesome.
Speaker 1: The locals there have no idea who put it up,
Speaker 1: but it looks taller than a house.
Speaker 2: So I love this. I think this is fantastic.
Speaker 1: Well, you can see the photo up on our instant
Speaker 1: stories at Brook and Jeffrey. It's been up there for
Speaker 1: about a week and most of the neighbors are delighted
Speaker 1: and are sending their kids to go see it. They
Speaker 1: say it's a fun thing to have in our community
Speaker 1: because it's spreading Christmas cheer.
Speaker 2: Oh I don't care. Who knows it?
Speaker 1: Yeah? I have a question because it's an inflatable and
Speaker 1: it's an empty lot. How is it being powered by
Speaker 1: the magic of Christmas? A few people say they don't
Speaker 1: like it, though it might be a trap from perverts.
Speaker 2: Who want to use it to meet children. Okay, it's
Speaker 2: not like a house behind and it's just a thing.
Speaker 2: There's no dude picking up behind. He's hiding.
Speaker 1: Really well, I'm sure that's not the opinion of a
Speaker 1: ton of people.
Speaker 2: There's someone out there. Are we that jaded? Get a
Speaker 2: grip swing set your front yard? That's a playground? I
Speaker 2: don't know, I know.
Speaker 1: Who's behind terrible either way, no one knows how it
Speaker 1: got there when it's going away.
Speaker 2: If every tree get it because it's tree Texas.
Speaker 1: Oh you know some Texas oil millionaire who's just like
Speaker 1: Friends of Cheer pervert capital of the World's go to
Speaker 1: this next Lazer story out of Hot and Fresh Food news.
Speaker 1: Deliveries are a vital part of the holiday season for
Speaker 1: most of us, and if you aren't sure how to
Speaker 1: say thank you to your delivery driver, you could start
Speaker 1: with just that, literally saying thank you.
Speaker 2: That's really novel.
Speaker 1: Or if you want to do something a little bit
Speaker 1: more than that, you could give them a pizza. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but you're giving them food as well, like, hey, wait here,
Speaker 1: I'm going to cook you something delivery. No, I say
Speaker 1: that because Pizza Huts just launched a new promote where
Speaker 1: they're giving away doormats to homeowners that say leave a box,
Speaker 1: get a box, dear. Delivery drivers scan this QR code
Speaker 1: for a pizza present, and then it basically routes them
Speaker 1: to a gift card which they can use to claim
Speaker 1: a free pizza from the hut.
Speaker 2: Ah wow, I trust none of my friends to come over.
Speaker 2: They would all take advantage of that QR code.
Speaker 1: But I think you need to show that you are
Speaker 1: an official delivery driver.
Speaker 2: It can't just be anybody.
Speaker 1: Apparently, it can be anything from Amazon to FedEx or ups.
Speaker 2: However, there are some caveats.
Speaker 1: The doormats are free and you can claim one online,
Speaker 1: but they're only making two hundred and fifty of them available.
Speaker 2: Oh much pre pizza each.
Speaker 1: Day through December tenth. They're releasing fifty mats at nine
Speaker 1: am Eastern at shop at Pizza hut dot com. And
Speaker 1: as for the delivery drivers, it's unclear if there is
Speaker 1: a limit on the number of pizzas they can get,
Speaker 1: but there might not be since there's only two hundred
Speaker 1: and fifty mats to begin with, and it sounds like
Speaker 1: they're prepared to give away at least four or thousand pizzas.
Speaker 2: I get so shopping delivered, my driver will love me.
Speaker 2: We should put a link of it our instat stories
Speaker 2: so people can link it there. Everything is on our
Speaker 2: Insta stories. You should always be looking at in stories
Speaker 2: every day.
Speaker 1: This next laser story is out of relationship world. Tinder
Speaker 1: has wrapped up their biggest dating trends of the year.
Speaker 1: The romance app looked at data from millions of users
Speaker 1: who listed their interest favorite artists, along with personality types
Speaker 1: and relationship goals interesting.
Speaker 2: Here's what they found.
Speaker 1: The third most attractive interest listed is pilates.
Speaker 2: Second was cheerleading. Wait, what is that? Making a comeback
Speaker 2: with adults?
Speaker 1: Anybody?
Speaker 2: I mean like you less, You're literally the one of
Speaker 2: the leaders? Are your mom and you?
Speaker 1: Or you're one of the perverts from Holly.
Speaker 2: The number one.
Speaker 1: Most attractive interest that people focused on, according to data
Speaker 1: trans from Tinder, was anime. I think you're gonna say,
Speaker 1: like hiking or rock climbing or something interesting is huge. However,
Speaker 1: Tender predicts all this will shift next year. They say
Speaker 1: Interests on the rise include watching horror movies and listening
Speaker 1: to hip hop music. You put.
Speaker 2: But I feel like you're not cool if you listed.
Speaker 2: I love hip hop, don't get me wrong, It's just
Speaker 2: a weird way to say it.
Speaker 1: Tinder also revealed that people nowadays were no longer fixated
Speaker 1: on finding the one that the most common goal for
Speaker 1: a relationship on the app was NATO dating and at O,
Speaker 1: which stands for not attached to an outcome. I thought
Speaker 1: it's gonna be some sort of peace treaty. When it
Speaker 1: came to the most popular artist that people like, of course,
Speaker 1: Taylor Swift took the number one.
Speaker 2: Spot Here's where She Is this year, followed.
Speaker 1: By Morgan Wallen, The Weekend Sizza, and Zach Bryan. So
Speaker 1: that begs the question, what's on this guy's tender.
Speaker 2: Profile only one interest chef, Well, he just says he's
Speaker 2: only looking for a shell of a guitar.
Speaker 1: Nothing permanent though that sound means laser shorts just come
Speaker 1: to an end of the day.
Speaker 2: We'll do it again the same time on Monday. Brooke
Speaker 2: and Jeffrey in the morning