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Speaker 3: Yeah, and let's start the show.
Speaker 4: Yet still, then the results are in and apparently we
Speaker 4: are the number one morning show in America. Yes, let
Speaker 4: me finish Brook and Jeffrey in the morning. We're the
Speaker 4: number one morning show in America for talking about candy. Yeah,
Speaker 4: that's right. We've logged more hours talking about everything from
Speaker 4: red Skittles being banned in California to the Mount Rushmore
Speaker 4: of Jolly ranchers. Jose and I almost got into a
Speaker 4: fistfight over green Apple the other day. By the way,
Speaker 4: don't you even say that word.
Speaker 3: You don't like that one.
Speaker 4: Let's not start this. Let's start this all right. I'm
Speaker 4: clenching my fists already.
Speaker 3: It's obviously cherry that needs to be out, not green out.
Speaker 4: The reason I bring it up is because a site
Speaker 4: called candystore dot com released its annual list of its
Speaker 4: most hated holiday candies. So of course we're gonna talk
Speaker 4: about that. And I'm not going to cover all ten.
Speaker 4: I'm just gonna give you some of the highlights here.
Speaker 3: But I didn't even think of one that I hate.
Speaker 4: I will say number ten is Brook's favorite peppermint Bark.
Speaker 5: She doesn't want.
Speaker 3: I actually hate it. I get angry about it.
Speaker 4: Other Christmas candies that we hate life Saver story books.
Speaker 4: You remember getting those in your stocking.
Speaker 3: Remember you would open up that. It's like so nineties,
Speaker 3: like there's nothing more nineties.
Speaker 4: You opened up the front of it and it's like
Speaker 4: a book and it has a bunch of different flavors
Speaker 4: in there. Number five was holiday peeps. Whether there's shaped
Speaker 4: like snowman or shaped like Christmas trees, doesn't matter. People
Speaker 4: don't like them. Number three was cherry cordials. Those always
Speaker 4: make the top five most hated. They're basically chocolate covered cherries.
Speaker 6: Yeah, my mom.
Speaker 3: Gets they're like those Maraschino.
Speaker 4: Cherries, Robitussin covered in cho give that number two. Non
Speaker 4: peppermint flavored candy canes.
Speaker 3: Oh, I'm down with that.
Speaker 4: Anything that's not like a mango. I saw mango.
Speaker 3: Like Star Wars has candy canes.
Speaker 4: Yeah, maybe a pizza flavored candy cane, get behind.
Speaker 7: Maybe our producer gave me a flavored one for Christmas.
Speaker 4: And the number one most hated holiday candy of the
Speaker 4: year is reindeer corn.
Speaker 3: That's the thing. It's the red, green, and white candy corn.
Speaker 4: It's candy corn. But yeah, instead of the candy corns colors,
Speaker 4: it's colored red, green, and white.
Speaker 8: All of the candy corn makers to be like, hey,
Speaker 8: we're already hated at Halloween.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 9: Yeah.
Speaker 4: One thing that nobody hates, though, is the shock collar
Speaker 4: question of the day. That's because they get to hear
Speaker 4: the sweet, soothing sounds of our own digital Jake asking
Speaker 4: us trivia questions. Give it to us, Jake.
Speaker 10: Well, when we asked alexis her memory of watching TV
Speaker 10: Christmas specials as a kid, she replied back, Uh, what
Speaker 10: do you mean, h So.
Speaker 4: That's almost any question you asked.
Speaker 10: True, that's fair, But I said, you know, made for
Speaker 10: TV Christmas specials like Charlie Brown. Yeah, yeah, and she
Speaker 10: gave me a long, vacant look, and then she paused
Speaker 10: for ten seconds. Then she finally replied, I think Charlie
Speaker 10: had a little tree, basically tree shaming Charlie Brown.
Speaker 3: The only reason she knows that is because they sell
Speaker 3: them at Trader Joe's.
Speaker 5: Now.
Speaker 3: Yeah, so she.
Speaker 10: Has almost no knowledge of this other than watching the
Speaker 10: holiday episode of the Office where they have their drunk
Speaker 10: Christmas party. So this should be interesting as we quiz
Speaker 10: her on famous Christmas characters from a holiday TV specials
Speaker 10: during another three and a half seconds with Alexis.
Speaker 11: So you hear, I don't know what need to do
Speaker 11: it anyways, so it makes it fun.
Speaker 10: Brook Europe. First, your category is people who hate Christmas,
Speaker 10: not named Brook.
Speaker 8: Okay, it feels like it's gonna be an easy question
Speaker 8: because there's not that many in pop culture thinking about.
Speaker 3: Right take it two or three? Yeah, I think Alexis
Speaker 3: Is gonna get it right.
Speaker 10: All right, Brooks betting on Alexis. Here's your question. There's
Speaker 10: an infamous Christmas character who's been portrayed over and over
Speaker 10: in many different films. He's a mean, green Christmas hating machine.
Speaker 10: He's called the Grinch. Yeah, I thought that was gonna
Speaker 10: be answer.
Speaker 3: Please tell me the question is what's his name?
Speaker 10: Back in the year two thousand, a very famous actor
Speaker 10: was cast to play him in a non animated role
Speaker 10: eight and a half hours to be transformed with props
Speaker 10: and makeup into the Grinch. Which famous comedian was it? Oh,
Speaker 10: Jim Carrey, Yes, that's correct, Brook, You're safe. Great betting
Speaker 10: on Alexis there Now we're on a Jeffrey. Jeff, your
Speaker 10: category is magical men who play with children.
Speaker 4: That Oh, I wish this question was for me.
Speaker 10: Sorry, Jeff, It's for Alexis.
Speaker 5: Again.
Speaker 4: This is a holiday TV Christmas special about a magical
Speaker 4: man that likes kids. I mean it, yeah, And I
Speaker 4: don't think Alexis has actually seen this Christmas special before.
Speaker 3: You don't.
Speaker 4: It's too old for her taste. And I'm going to
Speaker 4: say again, she's getting this wrong. Okay, here's your question.
Speaker 10: One of the most beloved Christmas specials of all time
Speaker 10: came out back in nineteen sixty nine, featuring a jolly
Speaker 10: snowman who comes to life. It's gonna air this year
Speaker 10: on CBS on December sixteenth. If anyone cares to watch it,
Speaker 10: watch it there. I gave you the time in the channel, Jose.
Speaker 10: But you might remember the famous scene where the children
Speaker 10: put a hat on his head and he comes alive,
Speaker 10: and the very first thing Frosty says is happy.
Speaker 1: What oh, happy to be alive?
Speaker 10: Sorry, Alexi, SA's incorrect. He says happy birthday. He may
Speaker 10: be magic, but he's not very smart.
Speaker 4: Birthday it's his he to life, Alexis, thank you. You
Speaker 4: didn't be proud there.
Speaker 10: Once again that's against Alexis, and I'll say it one Finally,
Speaker 10: we're on to Jose. Jose, your category is the other Juliani.
Speaker 8: Is there an Italian Santa show that we're missing, Julie.
Speaker 4: I think it's the reference to the first name Rudolph.
Speaker 7: Now I get it.
Speaker 12: I literally didn't get it.
Speaker 10: It could be up to thirty minutes before Alexis.
Speaker 3: I mean I got it once explained. Okay, So now.
Speaker 2: I am talking about Rudolph, Italian Rudolph.
Speaker 4: Okay, okay, get.
Speaker 10: None of Rudolph's nose is red with sauce.
Speaker 4: I'm not going to get it because.
Speaker 10: I think she's getting it wrong. Here's your question, Alexis.
Speaker 10: In nineteen sixty four, Rudolph the red nose Reindeer made
Speaker 10: his appearance on CBS and it's known as the King
Speaker 10: of Christmas Specials. There are forty two total creatures that
Speaker 10: appear in it. Alexis just name one's friends with.
Speaker 1: There's a creature of a bird.
Speaker 5: There are three birds.
Speaker 10: I thought it was after the buzz I would have
Speaker 10: accepted one abominable snow monster, a fish, two rabbits, two raccoons,
Speaker 10: two owls, not a bird, two squirrels, three birds, three
Speaker 10: polar bears, three seals, five dogs or eighteen reindeer.
Speaker 8: Did you watch it and count everybody information you can find?
Speaker 10: I notice by heart bro.
Speaker 4: Wikipedia that was three and a half seconds.
Speaker 5: With the like.
Speaker 4: Za guestron and so you're gonna get shock jos while
Speaker 4: singing I saw Mommy kissing Santa Claus. I saw Mommy.
Speaker 7: Kissing sand claws the mistletoe.
Speaker 4: That's your chock collar question of the day.
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Speaker 3: It really depends on what age you're answering this question.
Speaker 4: It does take into account. Now, apparently some smart finance
Speaker 4: people say it might be better to take the lump
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Speaker 4: Our audience, Yeah, here's a real question. Now, would you
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Speaker 4: rest of your life.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna take a lump sumthing.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's finish a full edition of Laser Stories. Next,
Speaker 4: it's the radio segment that's created a new breakfast cereal
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Speaker 3: Those are kind of dry, but he's still trying both. Yeah,
Speaker 3: you know, it's like why waste it? Exactly?
Speaker 4: Go buy your box with Laser Stories, the segment where
Speaker 4: we read weird news stories around the globe, just like
Speaker 4: everyone else does, except we've got a laser and those
Speaker 4: other derios just don't. This first laser story is out
Speaker 4: of North Carolina. Woman named Madison Steima loves Costco so
Speaker 4: much that she chose the wholesale location to celebrate her birthday.
Speaker 4: She even sent out party invites to six of her
Speaker 4: family members, and everyone arrived wearing matching Costco sweatshirts. Once there,
Speaker 4: her family went straight for the food court and ordered
Speaker 4: five hot dogs, one chicken bake, one rotisserie chicken caesar salad,
Speaker 4: a whole cheese pizza, and several sodas for a grand
Speaker 4: total of thirty dollars and eighty eight cents.
Speaker 3: Has so much food.
Speaker 4: As they were nauching at the plastic cafeteria tables, a
Speaker 4: staff member surprised her with a Costco birthday cake and
Speaker 4: a song. Her family then ordered four Sundays and eleven
Speaker 4: chiros to finish off their meal. I mean, after the
Speaker 4: whole birthday cake that wasn't enough, this.
Speaker 3: Girl's an eater, tod. They then go hit up all
Speaker 3: the samples because that's what I would have done.
Speaker 4: Once the celebration came to an end, Madison and her
Speaker 4: family decided to take a few laps around the store
Speaker 4: to do some birthday shopping.
Speaker 3: That's a great idea.
Speaker 4: Where she got to pick out her own gift. What
Speaker 4: she gets, wouldn't you believe it? Her gift was a
Speaker 4: treadmill to work off the extra.
Speaker 3: Food court calies what life is about? Balance, Jeffrey, practical.
Speaker 4: That family has it together. Next Laser Stories out of
Speaker 4: Holly Tree, Texas. Hey, if you're walking through your neighborhood
Speaker 4: and a huge inflatable Santa had mysteriously popped up in
Speaker 4: a vacant lot and no one knew where it came from,
Speaker 4: would you be thrilled and send your kids to go
Speaker 4: see it? Or would you think you're in the opening
Speaker 4: sequence of a horror film.
Speaker 13: What?
Speaker 8: Obviously it's literally from the big Man himself, Jeffrey, let's
Speaker 8: go see this thing.
Speaker 13: Come on.
Speaker 4: Well, that's what happened. An enormous inflatable Santa Claus randomly
Speaker 4: showed up in an empty lot about one hundred miles
Speaker 4: east of Dallas. That's the locals. There have no idea
Speaker 4: who put it up, but it looks taller than a house.
Speaker 14: So I love this.
Speaker 3: I think this is fantastic.
Speaker 4: Well, you can see the photo up on our instant
Speaker 4: stories at Brook and Jeffrey. It's been up there for
Speaker 4: about a week and most of the neighbors are delighted
Speaker 4: and are sending their kids to go see it. They
Speaker 4: say it's a fun thing to have in our community
Speaker 4: because it's spreading Christmas cheer.
Speaker 3: Oh, I don't care.
Speaker 4: Who knows it?
Speaker 3: Yeah, I have a question because it's inflatable and it's
Speaker 3: an empty lot.
Speaker 4: How is it being powered by the magic of Christmas?
Speaker 4: A few people say they don't like it though it
Speaker 4: might be a trap from perverts who want to use
Speaker 4: it to meet children.
Speaker 8: Okay, it's not like a house behind and it's just
Speaker 8: there's no random dude picking out behind he's hiding.
Speaker 4: Really well, I'm sure that's not the opinion of a
Speaker 4: ton of people. There's someone out there.
Speaker 3: Are we that jaded.
Speaker 4: Swing set in your front yard? That's a playground?
Speaker 5: I don't know.
Speaker 4: I know who's really behind the terrible Either way, no
Speaker 4: one knows how it got there when it's going away?
Speaker 8: If every tree get it because it's a tree Texas.
Speaker 4: Oh you know some Texas oil millionaire who's just like
Speaker 4: the friends of Jump pervert capital of the World's go
Speaker 4: to this next Lazer story out of Hot and Fresh
Speaker 4: Food News. Deliveries are a vital part of the holiday
Speaker 4: season for most of us, and if you aren't sure
Speaker 4: how to say thank you to your delivery driver, you
Speaker 4: could start with just that, literally saying thank you.
Speaker 3: That's really novel.
Speaker 4: Or if you want to do something a little bit
Speaker 4: more than that, you could give them a pizza.
Speaker 5: Yeah, food, but.
Speaker 3: You're giving them food as well, like, hey, wait here,
Speaker 3: I'm gonna cook you up there.
Speaker 4: Yeah devery no. I say that because Pizza Huts just
Speaker 4: launched a new promotion where they're giving away doormats to
Speaker 4: homeowners that say leave a box. Get a box. Dear
Speaker 4: delivery drivers scan this QR code for a pizza present,
Speaker 4: and then it basically routes them to a gift card
Speaker 4: which they can use to claim a free pizza from
Speaker 4: the hut.
Speaker 8: Wow, I trust none of my friends to come over.
Speaker 8: They would all take advantage of that QR code.
Speaker 4: But I think you need to show that you are
Speaker 4: an official delivery driver. It can't just be anybody. Apparently,
Speaker 4: it can be anything from Amazon to FedEx or ups. However,
Speaker 4: there are some caveats. The doormats are free and you
Speaker 4: can claim one online, but they're only making two hundred
Speaker 4: and fifty of them available.
Speaker 3: Oh much pre pizza each day.
Speaker 4: Through December tenth. They're releasing fifty mats at nine am
Speaker 4: Eastern at shop at pizza hut dot com. And as
Speaker 4: for the delivery drivers, it's unclear if there's a limit
Speaker 4: on the number of pizzas they can get, but there
Speaker 4: might not be since there's only two hundred and fifty
Speaker 4: mats to begin with, and it sounds like they're prepared
Speaker 4: to give away at least four thousand pizzas.
Speaker 1: I get so shopping delivered, my driver will love me.
Speaker 3: We should put a link of it our Insta stories
Speaker 3: so people can link it there.
Speaker 4: Everything is on our Insta stories. You should always be
Speaker 4: looking at in stories every day. This next Lazer story
Speaker 4: is out of Relationship World. Tinder has wrapped up their
Speaker 4: biggest dating trends of the year from the romance app,
Speaker 4: looked at data from millions of users who listed their
Speaker 4: interest favorite artists, along with personality types and relationship goals.
Speaker 4: Oh interesting, here's what they found.
Speaker 3: Okay.
Speaker 4: The third most attractive interest listed is pilates.
Speaker 3: Tray.
Speaker 4: Second was cheerleading. Wait what is that? Making a comeback
Speaker 4: with adults?
Speaker 10: Anybody?
Speaker 4: I mean like you less you're literally the one of
Speaker 4: your mom and you're or you're one of the perverts
Speaker 4: from Holly. The number one most attractive interest that people
Speaker 4: focused on, according to data trans from Tinder, was anime.
Speaker 8: You're gonna say, like hiking or rock climbing or something
Speaker 8: interesting is huge.
Speaker 4: However, Tender predicts all this will shift next year. They
Speaker 4: say Interests on the rise include watching horror movies and
Speaker 4: listening to hip hop music.
Speaker 3: You put that. I don't know, but I feel like
Speaker 3: you're not cool if you listed I love hip hop.
Speaker 3: Don't get me wrong, it's just a weird way to
Speaker 3: say it.
Speaker 4: Tinder also revealed that people nowadays were no longer fixated
Speaker 4: on finding the one you've been good for that. The
Speaker 4: most common goal for a relationship on the app was
Speaker 4: NATO dating and at O, which dands for not attached
Speaker 4: to an outcome.
Speaker 3: Thought it was gonna be some sort of Peace Treaty.
Speaker 4: When it came to the most popular artist that people like,
Speaker 4: of course, Taylor Swift took the number one spot. It's
Speaker 4: where she is this year, followed by Morgan Wallen, The Weekend, Sizza,
Speaker 4: and Zach Bryan. So that begs the question, what's on
Speaker 4: this guy's tender profile? Only well, he just says he's
Speaker 4: only looking for a shell of a guitar. Nothing permanent,
Speaker 4: though that sound means laser shorts. Just come to an
Speaker 4: end for the day. We'll do it again the same time.
Speaker 13: On Monday, Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 4: Imagine being a little kid on Christmas morning, excitedly unwrapping
Speaker 4: a present, tearing off the bow. Oh my goodness, go
Speaker 4: for it, only to be completely shocked.
Speaker 3: Oh there's a crowd even watching, not because.
Speaker 4: It's something that you wanted, but because your gift was
Speaker 4: clearly stolen from a business earlier that day.
Speaker 3: Oh my gosh.
Speaker 4: That plus maybe the most awkward company gift exchange ever,
Speaker 4: where someone's secret Santa finally got a chance to give
Speaker 4: their coworker a present that showed just how much they
Speaker 4: truly have despised them.
Speaker 5: Wow.
Speaker 4: Working together, it's coming up when we talk about the
Speaker 4: worst holiday presents that people ever received coming up. Yes,
Speaker 4: the holiday season is all about giving a nice It's
Speaker 4: Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. And I know people
Speaker 4: like to say it's the thought that counts, huh. But
Speaker 4: sometimes a present is so unfathomably terrible, so out there
Speaker 4: it traumatizes the gift getter for the rest of their life.
Speaker 3: I can already think of some trauma gifts that I've
Speaker 3: been yes.
Speaker 6: In her head.
Speaker 4: The worst part is there's no real healthy outlet for
Speaker 4: when you get a bad gift, because, no matter what,
Speaker 4: you're supposed to form a polite thank you through the
Speaker 4: clenched teeth of your fake smile. But luckily, a brand
Speaker 4: new survey finally gave people the chance to vent about
Speaker 4: the worst holiday gifts people ever gave them. Yeah, so
Speaker 4: this is gonna be healthy for everybody. Let's get into it.
Speaker 4: Number ten one Christmas, my aunt gave me a spam calendar,
Speaker 4: well twelve months of pictures of canned spam. I was
Speaker 4: fourteen years old and had absolutely no idea what to
Speaker 4: do with my face when I opened it.
Speaker 8: The bad thing is is I want to see it, like,
Speaker 8: how do they make spam seasonal like is it in
Speaker 8: a bikini on a beach for.
Speaker 4: Yeah, we actually need to get our hands on this
Speaker 4: and put it up in the studio. Number nine on
Speaker 4: the list says one year, my dad got me an
Speaker 4: emergency car crash kit.
Speaker 3: It had a good gift.
Speaker 4: It had a disposable camera for recording the scene, a
Speaker 4: document form for both parties to fill out, the tape
Speaker 4: measurer for measuring I don't know stuff, and some white
Speaker 4: chalk for what I assume was marking out where the
Speaker 4: dead bodies lay up or somebody.
Speaker 8: So this dad had as much confidence in her driving
Speaker 8: as Alexis's dad. I guess is the chalk is to
Speaker 8: mark where the dense are for everything?
Speaker 4: Yeah, or do some sidewalk art while it comes to
Speaker 4: show up. Number eight my grandpa said he was planning
Speaker 4: on giving me a tissue box with some money inside
Speaker 4: of it one year.
Speaker 3: That's a weird thing. Why put the money in there?
Speaker 4: It's I'm still not sure why he wanted to do
Speaker 4: it that way, but anyway, he accidentally wrapped the wrong
Speaker 4: box and on Christmas morning, I just opened a regular
Speaker 4: box of tissues, but.
Speaker 8: They're like CLEANX diffriend Meanwhile, Grandpa eight days later was like,
Speaker 8: why did somebody put money.
Speaker 4: In number seven on the list for Secret Santa. One year,
Speaker 4: I got a present from a coworker who I'm positive
Speaker 4: never liked me. Okay, because their gift to me was
Speaker 4: a double excel t shirt that said fast food Removal
Speaker 4: Service on the shop.
Speaker 3: Savage.
Speaker 4: I could see the twisted joy in their eyes when
Speaker 4: I unwrapped my presence.
Speaker 3: I once got a gift from a coworker here that
Speaker 3: was a beer tour I was pregnant.
Speaker 4: Something to look forward to once you're done with all that. Oh, Okay,
Speaker 4: if you've ever received a terrible Christmas present, though, then
Speaker 4: you can totally identify with this, because we're going over
Speaker 4: a survey of the worst gifts people ever got for Christmas.
Speaker 4: Number six says I'm a dude. And when I was thirteen,
Speaker 4: I received a weird gift from my uncle. Oh it
Speaker 4: was a magazine with Paris Hilton half naked on it
Speaker 4: alone with a small tube of vasileine. Yes, it was
Speaker 4: supposed to be a joke, but it was really really
Speaker 4: awkward to open up in front of my family on
Speaker 4: Christmas morning.
Speaker 3: I'm really glad I didn't say, but it was really
Speaker 3: really useful.
Speaker 4: Number five says I vaguely remember being a little kid
Speaker 4: over at my grandma's house. Yeah, and we had a
Speaker 4: random conversation one day about how I liked the squishy
Speaker 4: toilet seats at her place better than the hard toilet
Speaker 4: seats at mine because they're in a cold at night. Well,
Speaker 4: that year, for Christmas, I excitedly unwrapped my grandma's gift,
Speaker 4: only to discover a light pink, squishy toilet seit.
Speaker 5: Yes, not what you want?
Speaker 4: Is that the color you wanted to say? I mean,
Speaker 4: I get the logic, but really, Nana, on.
Speaker 3: Christmas, I feel like that's a good gift.
Speaker 4: Number four I'll never forget when my uncle came over
Speaker 4: for the holidays one year and his present for me
Speaker 4: was one of those restaurant pagers that buzzes when your
Speaker 4: table's ready, which he clearly has stolen from the spaghetti factory,
Speaker 4: along with a stack of cocktail napkins that had this
Speaker 4: getting factory logo on them.
Speaker 8: It'll only be worth it of half an hour after
Speaker 8: opening it, it actually buzz.
Speaker 4: Number three says one year, my stepdad's sister, so my
Speaker 4: step aunt okay got me a pair of Aldi brand
Speaker 4: women's lacy underwear with the size scribbled out. The sister
Speaker 4: came over to me after the present time and whispered,
Speaker 4: I got these for myself, but they were too big.
Speaker 4: I just blacked out the size. That way you wouldn't
Speaker 4: feel so embarrassed.
Speaker 1: You know, this is relatable because of our coworker who
Speaker 1: gave me.
Speaker 13: Her left.
Speaker 4: God the whole package of them, different colors.
Speaker 3: Yeah, are you wearing air right now?
Speaker 4: They said, I would rather get nothing than have to
Speaker 4: say thank you for that.
Speaker 13: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Number two says when I was ten years old, my
Speaker 4: grandparents stayed over at our house and gave me a
Speaker 4: rolling suitcase on Christmas Day. Would have been okay, But
Speaker 4: the reason is because while they were in town visiting,
Speaker 4: my grandpa bought himself a brand new, larger suitcase for
Speaker 4: their flight home. Wait the hands, he decided to just
Speaker 4: pass his old one down to me as a holiday gift.
Speaker 5: It's still.
Speaker 3: That that is so quintessential Grandparently.
Speaker 4: It's still worse secret and the number one worst present
Speaker 4: someone got for Christmas, according to this survey.
Speaker 3: How can it top any of the ones that you've read?
Speaker 4: It says, I will never forget the year I bought
Speaker 4: my whole family third row tickets to see James Brown
Speaker 4: live in concert, and literally within minutes of them opening
Speaker 4: their gifts, it was announced on the news Christmas morning
Speaker 4: James Brown had passed away. No rescheduling.
Speaker 3: James Brown.
Speaker 4: Oh my god, here's a bonus one that says, looking back,
Speaker 4: this really wasn't a bad present. But when I was sick,
Speaker 4: I got a pair of pants for Christmas and I
Speaker 4: started crying and screamed out, you're supposed to get me
Speaker 4: these anyway. Those are the worst gifts people ever got
Speaker 4: for the holidays. We got your phone tap coming.
Speaker 13: Up, brooking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 4: Are you ready for the number six phone tap in
Speaker 4: our top ten phone Taps of Christmas?
Speaker 13: Yeah?
Speaker 4: And then this one. Brooke plays an antiques dealer who's
Speaker 4: been asked to appraise some old keepsakes that have been
Speaker 4: passed down from a deceased relative. And the guy on
Speaker 4: the phone is about to learn some weird new things
Speaker 4: about his peepaw that he never ever ever wanted to hear.
Speaker 4: It's your number six phone tap right now? Is brooking
Speaker 4: Jeffrey's ten phone taps at Christmas?
Speaker 8: Ca Hello, Hi, this is Barb calling from Antiquities. I'm
Speaker 8: looking for ericson.
Speaker 9: Yeah it Derek.
Speaker 8: Hi, Eric calling in reference to Lot fifty seven C
Speaker 8: that we're putting up for.
Speaker 3: Auction for you. Oh all right, yeah, I just need
Speaker 3: to make a few things clear here. Now, these are
Speaker 3: all items you inherited recently.
Speaker 6: Yep, my grandfather actually passed away. And yeah, so I'm
Speaker 6: just kind of looking to ask some of this stuff.
Speaker 3: You know, I'm so sorry for your loss.
Speaker 6: Oh I appreciate that, Thank you.
Speaker 8: I do have a couple questions regarding the items you submitted.
Speaker 3: Should be quick, okay, okay, okay. So the pocket watch
Speaker 3: that we have, it's rather old.
Speaker 8: And valuable and oh nice. Yeah, it should make you
Speaker 8: some good money. But when you open up the watch,
Speaker 8: there is an inscription.
Speaker 3: Have you seen that?
Speaker 8: No?
Speaker 12: I don't think so.
Speaker 3: Okay. It says, dearest Robert, spread it like a fine rug. Judy.
Speaker 3: Do you know who Judy is?
Speaker 6: My grandma's name is Judy. But it really says spread
Speaker 6: it on there.
Speaker 3: Well, it doesn't say spread it on there. It has
Speaker 3: spread it like a fine rug.
Speaker 8: Now, buyers just like to know the backstory of these.
Speaker 8: So I was hoping that you could shed some light
Speaker 8: on the spreading it part.
Speaker 9: No.
Speaker 6: Sorry, I'm not going to be able to do that
Speaker 6: for your No.
Speaker 3: Is you a rug collector? Maybe?
Speaker 9: No, not that I know of.
Speaker 8: Okay, we'll come back to that. Also, you submitted an
Speaker 8: embroidered handkerchief and there's also a message stitched on the
Speaker 8: back from Judy again.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, Well it looks like a poem. I'll
Speaker 3: just read it to you.
Speaker 9: I know that you know what.
Speaker 6: That's okay. I don't think I really want to.
Speaker 3: Hear that touch of you.
Speaker 8: You were the archer with your swift hand on your bow.
Speaker 3: The arrows of delight shot through my body. I quiver?
Speaker 9: Can we not do this?
Speaker 6: These are like my grandparents. I'm just we're just interested.
Speaker 6: I'm like, they're worth I don't need to know.
Speaker 3: Like, I agree. That got to me too.
Speaker 4: Man.
Speaker 3: Are you familiar with what your grandma may have meant
Speaker 3: by that?
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 6: I have no idea, And I don't even want to guess,
Speaker 6: because I'm thinking the same thing you're probably thinking.
Speaker 3: Thinking they had a lot of kids. That's what I'm thinking.
Speaker 9: Are we done?
Speaker 8: Here?
Speaker 13: Are what?
Speaker 3: Very close? Very close? There's just one last one that
Speaker 3: I need to ask you about.
Speaker 9: In this tele you know what.
Speaker 6: That's okay, don't. I don't need to hear about it.
Speaker 3: It's not the same as the others. This looks like
Speaker 3: a decadeive coffee tin.
Speaker 6: All I need to know is how much the items
Speaker 6: are worth. I don't need to know all this extra stuff.
Speaker 3: And I can give that to you.
Speaker 8: I can give you that information as soon as you
Speaker 8: tell me about this inscription that goes around the canister.
Speaker 6: I don't know about the inscription.
Speaker 9: I told you.
Speaker 6: I've never really like looked at it like this before.
Speaker 6: These aren't my things, they were my grandparents.
Speaker 3: Yeah, well, this one's too judy from your grandfather.
Speaker 6: Still, that really doesn't matter to me.
Speaker 9: I don't.
Speaker 6: I just don't.
Speaker 3: I hear you, and this will be the final one
Speaker 3: if you don't know anything about it, totally fine with me.
Speaker 6: All right, Fine, let's just get it's overWe please.
Speaker 8: Okay, dearest Judith, I'm not a gynecologist, but I'll take
Speaker 8: a look you that one less romantic?
Speaker 6: You think this is the one I want to think
Speaker 6: about when I remember my grandfather.
Speaker 3: Come on, I'm really sorry to do that to you.
Speaker 3: Should have pre read it before I read it out.
Speaker 4: Loud to stop right there.
Speaker 6: I don't even understand how you can think that's possibly
Speaker 6: okay to say, like, how are you reading these things?
Speaker 3: In this You sound agitated and I am so ad.
Speaker 3: I'm just trying to let you know.
Speaker 8: We're all done and you can find all your auction
Speaker 8: items up right now at Brooknjeffrey dot com.
Speaker 3: Have you been there before?
Speaker 9: No? I have not. What is that?
Speaker 3: It's a radio show that does prank phone calls very
Speaker 3: similar to this one. What Yeah, it's a joke. Oh
Speaker 3: my god, this is actually broke from Brig and Jeffrey
Speaker 3: in the morning. We're doing a phone tap on you.
Speaker 3: Your sister Addison set you up.
Speaker 8: My sister did this, Yeah, she he Well, it said
Speaker 8: that you guys had put up some of your grandfather's
Speaker 8: old belongings for auction, and she just wanted to make
Speaker 8: you laugh.
Speaker 3: Oh, it sounds like Judy and Grandpa were having a
Speaker 3: great relationship.
Speaker 4: No, I don't want to think about that, all right.
Speaker 3: I'm just gonna go read this poem to myself in
Speaker 3: the other rolled up.
Speaker 13: Wake Up Every Morning was phone taps weekday mornings on
Speaker 13: the twenties, Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 4: A guy takes a girl out to dinner with a
Speaker 4: surprise and store that she did not see coming.
Speaker 3: That's why it's called this a surprise.
Speaker 4: Even though she was initially excited by it.
Speaker 3: Uh huh.
Speaker 4: We find out later something happened during the surprise to
Speaker 4: make her get up and leave. Oh no, is it
Speaker 4: the most ridiculous reason not to call someone back After
Speaker 4: you hear it, Please text in to seven eight and
Speaker 4: tell us your thoughts. Okay, it's one of the weirdest
Speaker 4: calls I think we've ever been a part of. You'll
Speaker 4: hear it in your second date update next second date update.
Speaker 4: One of the most embarrassing moments of my entire life
Speaker 4: WHOA happened years ago on this show, which was when
Speaker 4: I heard a surprise first date with a girl live
Speaker 4: in studio on the air.
Speaker 3: I wish I was here. I was your server, I
Speaker 3: was standing behind you and I that was so good.
Speaker 4: Details not important, didn't go great, super awkward.
Speaker 3: We need to find that audio. Can we find that audio?
Speaker 4: We need to burn it and make sure it never
Speaker 4: sees the light again. I'm just gonna leave it at that.
Speaker 5: She liked you.
Speaker 13: I don't think she did.
Speaker 4: I only bring it up because one of our listeners,
Speaker 4: Gabe surprised his date on night one with a fun
Speaker 4: little activity for her after dinner. Okay, maybe that didn't
Speaker 4: go so well. We'll find out, Gabe. Welcome to the
Speaker 4: show man.
Speaker 3: Hey, thanks for having me at She knew she was
Speaker 3: going to be on a date, unlike Jeffrey.
Speaker 9: Right, Yeah, she knew she was gonna be on a date,
Speaker 9: but you didn't know about the activity afterwards, and that
Speaker 9: was a surprise.
Speaker 4: Okay, we'll get to the surprise in just a second,
Speaker 4: but first, tell us about this lady that we're going
Speaker 4: to be calling. What's she about?
Speaker 9: Well, her name is Megan. She's awesome. You know we
Speaker 9: met online.
Speaker 3: Okay, she's about awesome. What what makes her awesome?
Speaker 12: Gabe?
Speaker 9: Well, obviously you need you know, there's a physical attraction.
Speaker 9: But there's like five things I look for in a woman,
Speaker 9: and you know this physical attraction, there's humor.
Speaker 4: God, you are so picky.
Speaker 14: Five you haven't listened to a simple Okay, may there
Speaker 14: breathing for the sixth?
Speaker 13: Yeah?
Speaker 8: Okay, okay, So you got a physical attraction, funny attraction.
Speaker 9: Humor, intelligence, integrity, and the intangibles, you know, like what
Speaker 9: your hobbies are, things like that that you like to
Speaker 9: do together.
Speaker 4: You're going to die alone, That's okay, I'm kidding. Tell us, Uh,
Speaker 4: what did you end up doing for your day with Meghan?
Speaker 9: Well, normally I don't go for full dinners. I don't
Speaker 9: want to spend that much time with some until I
Speaker 9: get to know him talking and texting. You know, we
Speaker 9: really hit it off because she's really funny, She's got
Speaker 9: a great wit about her, and she was intelligent.
Speaker 3: Okay, I think it's hard to be funny if you're
Speaker 3: not intelligent.
Speaker 6: Yeah, professional comedian and I'm an idiot.
Speaker 3: Bro, I'll give you more credit than that. Okay, Well,
Speaker 3: at least a c plus students. Sorry, sure derailed things.
Speaker 4: Like Meghan is at least checking a couple of your
Speaker 4: boxes at this point.
Speaker 9: Right, Gabe, Right exactly?
Speaker 3: Okay, Okay, So you went for the dinner.
Speaker 9: Yeah, I pried opened a while and I figured i'd
Speaker 9: take her out. You know, she was worth it. So
Speaker 9: we was for a nice Italian then, and then I
Speaker 9: told her afterwards, I said, listen, I got a surprise.
Speaker 3: For you, okay. And what was her reaction?
Speaker 9: Just to that? She she seemed excited about it. She's like, oh,
Speaker 9: a surprise. I don't know if that was who was surprised,
Speaker 9: because I don't know very well, like it was surprised,
Speaker 9: like what the hell is this?
Speaker 13: Or who was surprised?
Speaker 9: What the hell is this?
Speaker 4: Yeah, because the surprise could literally mean anything, could be
Speaker 4: a fun, happy surprise, a scary surprise.
Speaker 3: There's two types of people in the world. There are
Speaker 3: people who love surprises and people absolutely hate them.
Speaker 7: No, it's hard because I think I hate surprises, but
Speaker 7: I like surprises.
Speaker 4: If I know what's gonna.
Speaker 3: Happen, that's that's not a surprise.
Speaker 7: Like I have a surprise later then I know, Okay,
Speaker 7: it's gonna be a mystery. But if you just tell me,
Speaker 7: boom surprise you ready, I'm like no, no, I'm not
Speaker 7: ready for this.
Speaker 4: I'm scared. Yeah, I'm scared. So I'm been dying to
Speaker 4: know what is the surprise that you had waiting for her?
Speaker 9: So I took it to a comedy club and she
Speaker 9: seemed like, oh, this is fun.
Speaker 4: Yes, okay, it's fun.
Speaker 3: So you're surprised with tickets to see a show?
Speaker 9: Well not really. The surprise was that I'm a performer,
Speaker 9: and I was headlining and can do a set.
Speaker 4: Most to come to your comedy show.
Speaker 3: No, I'm going to go with no. Not a good surprise.
Speaker 9: Really, I thought it'd be all right.
Speaker 1: It's like like if you play your own music while
Speaker 1: you're in the car.
Speaker 3: And here's the thing, what if she doesn't think you're funny.
Speaker 9: Well I am a headliner.
Speaker 3: That doesn't matter. That's not how it doesn't matter. I
Speaker 3: have seen plenty of headliners.
Speaker 4: He's just checking the boxes. He's making sure that they're
Speaker 4: on the same level when it comes to sense.
Speaker 3: I'm just saying risky. Yeah, I'm very risky.
Speaker 4: That's a fair statement. It is a risk. How did
Speaker 4: it go?
Speaker 9: I mean we were hitting it off, so I figured,
Speaker 9: you know, so I'm doing my show and then I'm
Speaker 9: like a nice set, killer set, and I know it's
Speaker 9: a good set because when I came off, people are like, oh,
Speaker 9: can I get a picture? You know, everyone's pictures and
Speaker 9: stuff like that. I should and I'm going to look
Speaker 9: for it, and I'm looking for actually taking pictures that
Speaker 9: gost be in the ladies room or something or whatever.
Speaker 9: I can't find it, you know, And then I'm like,
Speaker 9: you know, oh, she left.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, she's not alone for an entire.
Speaker 4: Show your own day, bad b.
Speaker 9: I don't know. I'm still not getting what the big
Speaker 9: deal is. It's like, oh, this is what I do.
Speaker 3: So if you're not, you know, like I'm not bringing
Speaker 3: a date to work either, you know.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you're talking dates on to me.
Speaker 8: It's just it's just it's a lot, and comedy sometimes
Speaker 8: is more fun when you experience it with other people,
Speaker 8: Like if.
Speaker 3: You're sitting by yourself, it really has to be funny.
Speaker 4: Did you text her once you found out that she left?
Speaker 9: Yeah, of course I texted her. Afterwards. I texted her
Speaker 9: and I said, hey, I didn't see at the end
Speaker 9: they said you had left. They said did you have fun?
Speaker 4: Okay?
Speaker 9: And she texted back She's like real generic, It's like, yeah, what.
Speaker 4: Following review? But is there anything in your mind that
Speaker 4: you think maybe could have been the big red flag
Speaker 4: that besides the comedy? Outside of that.
Speaker 1: I don't think I would call back you want.
Speaker 4: Well, I'm wondering what's in his mind? What does he
Speaker 4: think went wrong?
Speaker 9: I can't think of a thing because we were laughing
Speaker 9: at dinner, you know, was nice and she said, wow,
Speaker 9: you know she and she even said herself, She's like,
Speaker 9: normally I don't go to dinner on a first date
Speaker 9: till you get to know somebody but something special about you.
Speaker 4: Okay, well, sorry to interrupt, but the producer is giving
Speaker 4: me the red light, which means we have to and
Speaker 4: I'm gonna I'm gonna play a song.
Speaker 10: We'll come back.
Speaker 4: We're gonna call Meghan for you, try and get you
Speaker 4: a second date update.
Speaker 9: Okay, okay, thank you.
Speaker 4: Second date update all right, halfway through the second date updates.
Speaker 4: Everybody are having a good time tonight?
Speaker 9: Yeah, I like it.
Speaker 5: I like it.
Speaker 4: Oh okay, will someone wake up the guy in the
Speaker 4: back so that he can tip his waitress? Oh man,
Speaker 4: she's already complained about my tip.
Speaker 14: That's my time for the night.
Speaker 4: Thank you, everybody.
Speaker 9: It's good.
Speaker 4: That's really good.
Speaker 3: Guy, Good god, I just got so uncomfortable.
Speaker 4: Did you need somebody to open for you, Gabe?
Speaker 9: No, I think we got that cover, But you guys
Speaker 9: then yes, yeah, you're.
Speaker 13: So.
Speaker 4: Gabe recently took a woman out for a dinner day
Speaker 4: and then surprised her afterwards by bringing her to a
Speaker 4: live comedy show where, surprise, he was the headliner. I
Speaker 4: still think that's cool.
Speaker 3: But she left before he even got off stage.
Speaker 6: Cool.
Speaker 4: It may have been an emergency situation. We don't know.
Speaker 3: Get back, Yeah, thanks.
Speaker 4: She may have been busy in the hospital.
Speaker 3: Yeah okay.
Speaker 9: I mean, you know, as a performer, you're always on
Speaker 9: the road, so it's kind of tough to meet someone,
Speaker 9: and this one she really really liked. I wouldn't. I
Speaker 9: wouldn't be like on you with you guys if it wasn't.
Speaker 3: If it wasn't was important to you.
Speaker 9: Yeah, it's important to me.
Speaker 3: There is a joke.
Speaker 4: Stop for help.
Speaker 3: Okay, I don't get your jokes, but I'm sure there's
Speaker 3: a lot of people that do.
Speaker 4: No, I feel you, bro.
Speaker 3: Here's my one question. Did she know you were a
Speaker 3: stand up comedian before you guys went out?
Speaker 9: I just told her I was an entertainer and that
Speaker 9: was it. Maybe she thought I was a musician. I
Speaker 9: don't know.
Speaker 4: Okay, Okay, he's humble, and I like that about you, Gabe.
Speaker 3: He date his dead lighting show. That's not humble.
Speaker 4: Jeffrey Humble comes in all different forms.
Speaker 9: She had to find out eventually, So why not.
Speaker 13: Can't?
Speaker 4: All right, So let's stop speculating. We're just gonna call
Speaker 4: Meghan and find out for real why she isn't calling
Speaker 4: you back. You ready to do this?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 4: All right, here we go.
Speaker 9: Hello.
Speaker 4: Hey is this Meghan?
Speaker 12: Oh?
Speaker 9: Yeah, this is her?
Speaker 14: Who's this?
Speaker 4: My name is jeff from the radio show Brook and
Speaker 4: Jeffrey in the Morning. Oh, my co hosts are here
Speaker 4: with me, jose Brooks.
Speaker 12: Oh, okay, why are you very calling me?
Speaker 3: Good morning?
Speaker 4: Good morning?
Speaker 9: And yeah.
Speaker 4: We do a segment on our show called Second Date
Speaker 4: Update where we help our listeners who are having a
Speaker 4: little bit of trouble reaching somebody after they went on
Speaker 4: a date with them.
Speaker 9: Okay, okay, And so one of.
Speaker 4: Our listeners is trying to get a hold of you.
Speaker 4: His name's Gabe.
Speaker 12: Oh no, yeah, I.
Speaker 3: Mean we kind of got the sense that you were
Speaker 3: interested since you know, so you.
Speaker 12: Guys talked to him like what did he say?
Speaker 4: We heard from game and he told us a little
Speaker 4: bit about dinner and the comedy show Surprise afterwards. What
Speaker 4: were your thoughts on that? How did you feel?
Speaker 13: Well?
Speaker 12: Then it was good, like he's funny, charming, he was
Speaker 12: total gentleman.
Speaker 3: Okay, okay, that's good.
Speaker 4: Funny charming gentlemen. Those are very positive things. To say
Speaker 4: about God.
Speaker 8: I just want to know what your reaction was like
Speaker 8: on the inside when he surprised you with his own
Speaker 8: comedy show.
Speaker 12: Well, when I got to the show, I was I
Speaker 12: was pretty excited, you know, Oh.
Speaker 8: Okay, so you thought the surprise was cool because I
Speaker 8: didn't know like we, you know, were speculating like maybe, yeah,
Speaker 8: that is a little braggadocious or.
Speaker 3: Egotistical or very very I mean I just worried.
Speaker 12: They had the show itself, it wasn't really a problem.
Speaker 12: But when he cut up there to do his bit,
Speaker 12: it was. It was really offensive.
Speaker 4: Gabe's get was offensive.
Speaker 12: Oh yeah, it was.
Speaker 3: Is he like one of those like shock comedians.
Speaker 12: Well, no, he didn't really use any bad language or anything.
Speaker 3: Okay, what was offensive about it?
Speaker 12: So you know it's not okay to do accents, okay,
Speaker 12: and he's doing a British accent.
Speaker 4: A British accent, I think that's okay.
Speaker 3: These hot Why did the British accent offend you?
Speaker 12: Well, if I was British, I would be offended. He
Speaker 12: didn't even ask the audience if anyone was British, and
Speaker 12: this would be okay for him, Like it was just
Speaker 12: disrespectful I don't.
Speaker 4: Think that's a lot. They don't ask permission to tell
Speaker 4: a joke. You're you're there to see the jokes.
Speaker 3: Was it joke offensive about British people or something like?
Speaker 3: I mean, there was just the accent.
Speaker 12: I personally thought all that was offensive. He was just
Speaker 12: being really disrespectful to British people.
Speaker 4: Okay, Okay, I don't like this. Did you have like
Speaker 4: British family or something?
Speaker 1: Even so, it's pretty good humor British people, and it's.
Speaker 3: Not a group of people that have been really pushed
Speaker 3: down through the deck.
Speaker 4: You know, like yeah, and that that was the reason
Speaker 4: that you left the British jokes.
Speaker 12: Yeah, and you guys might not think it's offensive. But
Speaker 12: I talked to a friend about it, and she's visited
Speaker 12: England before and she told me that that could be offensive.
Speaker 8: So it just makes your friend at one time, I'm sorry,
Speaker 8: I'm not trying to have but your friend that one
Speaker 8: time went to England said that that might be offensive.
Speaker 14: It could be.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean, I mean to.
Speaker 7: Have your bad surprisingly, i'd be the one in the
Speaker 7: room that wouldn't.
Speaker 4: But I have talked to somebody.
Speaker 7: There was a girl I used to date who was
Speaker 7: in England, and she did say she hates it when
Speaker 7: people make fun of British people's teeth.
Speaker 4: And I didn't realize that he was kind.
Speaker 3: Of like low hanging fruit hates it an offensive or
Speaker 3: two different things.
Speaker 4: Right bottom of it. It's just tough being a comedian
Speaker 4: these days. I don't know what you're allowed to joke
Speaker 4: about anymore.
Speaker 8: Jeff yourself, I would stick to yourself. But maybe he's British.
Speaker 4: Actually, that's a great question. Maybe he does have some
Speaker 4: roots over in England. And you should actually ask him that, Megan,
Speaker 4: because I need to let you know. Gabe is actually
Speaker 4: on the phone. He wants to talk to you.
Speaker 9: Oh my god, Gabe. Yeah, oh wait, so you're now
Speaker 9: you're offended for a British act. Said because a friend
Speaker 9: may possibly at one time could have maybe have gone
Speaker 9: over to England and maybe speak to some of the
Speaker 9: psychopaths that said, yeah, we may get offended on a
Speaker 9: British accent.
Speaker 12: I thought it was offensive too, you know, I I
Speaker 12: thought that myself.
Speaker 9: Okay, the British people in the audience that were so
Speaker 9: super offended, show a hand how many British people out there?
Speaker 4: Oh?
Speaker 9: None? Okay?
Speaker 5: Is it not.
Speaker 4: British people. I apologize to all our people, Jose. That
Speaker 4: was horrible.
Speaker 15: I am actually right now standing up for all races
Speaker 15: and all countries. I don't think I don't think you
Speaker 15: should be doing only accents at all.
Speaker 4: None the old spokeswoman Megan has laid down the law.
Speaker 9: I didn't realize that you were writing the comedy constitution.
Speaker 9: I'm sorry.
Speaker 1: Okay, you're gonna have to change a lot of bits, Jaggan.
Speaker 3: I appreciate what you're trying to do here.
Speaker 8: I just think you maybe need to do a little
Speaker 8: bit more research into why things are offensive and why
Speaker 8: some things aren't offensive.
Speaker 9: I declare the land of comedy that there will be
Speaker 9: no accent. Goodbye.
Speaker 1: It's not very good.
Speaker 12: It's not funny, guys. I think that everyone should be
Speaker 12: really careful, especially Gabe, because I see him getting canceled because.
Speaker 9: Of this, myself getting canceled by anybody who show me
Speaker 9: out with you.
Speaker 4: This is getting a little bit out of hands.
Speaker 7: Yes, if you never make fun of anybody ever, then
Speaker 7: you're never gonna offend anybody.
Speaker 4: But I think you should have a balance.
Speaker 3: I think you're good man, Gabe.
Speaker 4: You know what I think we need to do right now.
Speaker 4: I think we need to calm things down. We need
Speaker 4: to reach across the pond and make a connection between
Speaker 4: these two people.
Speaker 3: Are proposing a tea party.
Speaker 4: Yes, something on our bill. We will pay for it.
Speaker 4: What are you saying, Megan? One more date with Gabe?
Speaker 4: No accents at all?
Speaker 1: What about a German?
Speaker 3: Is German? Okay?
Speaker 1: Because German's pretty funny?
Speaker 3: Access?
Speaker 4: Zero access?
Speaker 5: Gabe?
Speaker 9: Are you are you.
Speaker 5: Capable of doing that?
Speaker 9: I don't think so. No, I cannot do it. I
Speaker 9: cannot have no accents.
Speaker 4: No, I'm sorry, Okay, that's that's an that's ane German. Sorry, Okay, I.
Speaker 3: Just don't know what his accents.
Speaker 4: You might need to work a little bit on your
Speaker 4: routine there. But but it looks like we're not gonna
Speaker 4: be able to get you another date.
Speaker 12: I was gonna say no anyway.
Speaker 9: So I want another day. I don't want half my
Speaker 9: back to the Italian dinner?
Speaker 4: Ready to do? You want the Italian stuff? We gotta
Speaker 4: we gotta stop this. That's just okay. Because the game
Speaker 4: starts an Italian accent on the show, We're all going
Speaker 4: to get canceled.
Speaker 9: I cannot do a bad action. Always got to be
Speaker 9: a good action.
Speaker 13: His hands.
Speaker 4: Jeffrey in the morning, Yeah, he said. I mean that
Speaker 4: conversation just kept going from bad to worse. And usually
Speaker 4: Brook likes to stick up for the little guys, which
Speaker 4: in this case is all of England.
Speaker 8: Apparently that's the problem British art the little guys.
Speaker 4: Shocking twist, Brooke was actually in support of making fun
Speaker 4: of other countries and races. True, that's that's true.
Speaker 3: You could do an English accent without being offend.
Speaker 5: Okay, before starting on.
Speaker 4: Me, Brooke, don't even bring up Brexit. Okay, it's gonna
Speaker 4: offend me and most of our British listeners. I mean,
Speaker 4: we already lost Sweden after we did that. I ta joke,
Speaker 4: I am losing another one here.
Speaker 8: I get what she's trying to do, but it's actually
Speaker 8: backfiring because when you do that, it makes the things
Speaker 8: that are actually offensive like it's not It's not like
Speaker 8: cancel culture isn't a bad thing.
Speaker 3: Cancel culture is just saying, hey, don't do that anymore.
Speaker 3: This is my opinion. This is bad.
Speaker 4: Okay, So if you make fun of everybody, then no
Speaker 4: one can be offended. No, no, okay, I'm still not
Speaker 4: quite kidding it. But text in the seven five two.
Speaker 4: Explain it to me, who are we allowed to make
Speaker 4: fun of you?
Speaker 3: Who aren't we yourself? Just anything, yourself or the big guy.
Speaker 3: That's all you can make fun.
Speaker 7: Be more conscious of what you're kidding about, and also
Speaker 7: be less sensitive about your own.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's good. Yeah, meet in the middle somewhere you go.
Speaker 4: Very complicated thing. It's not though you remember if you
Speaker 4: ever want to get a second date update email the show.
Speaker 4: We can call the person who's not.
Speaker 13: Calling you back freaking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 4: It happens a lot with child Disney stars who want
Speaker 4: to be taken seriously as they grow up in their careers.
Speaker 4: They usually have some sort of big public I'm an
Speaker 4: adult moment. Yeah, like when Miley Cyrus swung on a
Speaker 4: wrecking ball half naked. That was her way of saying,
Speaker 4: I'm a woman now.
Speaker 5: I love it.
Speaker 3: I thought she did a great job. Very it was
Speaker 3: a very down point. I can swing on heavy pieces
Speaker 3: of machinery, the forklift and.
Speaker 5: The next one.
Speaker 4: When Shia lah Buff did bath salts on the set
Speaker 4: of that Indian The Jones movie, that was his way
Speaker 4: of screaming.
Speaker 8: I'm a man.
Speaker 3: I can't tell I just need to rehab.
Speaker 4: Whatever it was now. Despite my name being young Jeffrey,
Speaker 4: I want everyone listening right now to know I am
Speaker 4: not a little boy singing silly songs on the radio anymore.
Speaker 3: If you do this, you are going to do it, okay.
Speaker 4: It developed man to prove it with my brand new
Speaker 4: song of the Week. It doesn't look it's.
Speaker 13: Coming up brooking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 4: It is song of the week time. And I know
Speaker 4: what I'm looking forward to next week. Oh really, it's
Speaker 4: not our show dinner. I'll tell you that it's going
Speaker 4: to be so fun whatever. No, I'm talking about our
Speaker 4: company's annual mid week, middle of the day office holiday
Speaker 4: get together. Even say the word party for it, I
Speaker 4: don't think that word accurately describes what happens. It's like
Speaker 4: that song going up on a Tuesday.
Speaker 3: It's at eleven am Mornesday, and I don't really know.
Speaker 4: How much my co hosts know about it. But this
Speaker 4: year we're doing it at more of a child's pizza
Speaker 4: palace arcade.
Speaker 10: I'm so excited.
Speaker 8: Should I miss the days of radio when they used
Speaker 8: to literally put a vodka lo usi in the middle
Speaker 8: of the sales department. I'm not even joking, And then
Speaker 8: you would hear about eight people that hooked up all
Speaker 8: of that.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, I mean a few years ago, we were
Speaker 4: on the top floor of one of the biggest buildings
Speaker 4: in downtown with a sweeping view of the city scape.
Speaker 4: It was catered, kind of talking about.
Speaker 3: The Totino's pizza roll.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I didn't say it was related. I just said
Speaker 4: it was cater.
Speaker 3: I'm pretty sure we were in the public.
Speaker 4: Viewing area for the building, but anybody could have came.
Speaker 4: Now we're in some weird version of five Nights at Freddy's.
Speaker 4: That's where we've landed. The only thing I could see
Speaker 4: that's possibly good about this is the venue is kind
Speaker 4: of big, so they can't catch us buying shots. They
Speaker 4: might not see it.
Speaker 3: Liked nothing like a couple of shots before noon.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Well, you gotta do what you gotta do to get
Speaker 4: through these office events. But even though I know a
Speaker 4: lot of people are not necessarily thrilled about having to
Speaker 4: attend their company's office holiday party, it is something that
Speaker 4: you just have to grate your teeth and make it
Speaker 4: through unless.
Speaker 3: You're the person that organized ours. And we are so excited.
Speaker 4: Care Wait, no matter where you stand, we're all in
Speaker 4: this together. So to honor everyone's sacrifice or thrill however
Speaker 4: you want to look at it instead of singing the
Speaker 4: musical tune from Little Mermaid under the Sea, it's Young
Speaker 4: Jeffrey's office party.
Speaker 3: Hey, that my song of the week. Bingo car.
Speaker 4: You're a curveball at you? Yeah, I love all right
Speaker 4: for the office parties coming up, I'll point when I'm ready,
Speaker 4: points in turns. Listen to me.
Speaker 11: The business world it's a mess, budd in mid December,
Speaker 11: the company's jingle bell bash will fix everything. The eggnog
Speaker 11: is always sweeter outside of your own workplace.
Speaker 4: You say you don't want to be there, just not
Speaker 4: to your boss's face. But look gat the snacks day
Speaker 4: got you. She's played from the girls.
Speaker 16: Come on join us in don't break room this Wednesday
Speaker 16: from two till four oh office party.
Speaker 4: It's mandatory now. Christmas is better in ugly sweaters with
Speaker 4: your colleagues leftsar be forced to sell the brates or
Speaker 4: with all the folks you kind of hate, and the
Speaker 4: tea goes.
Speaker 16: We're roking awkwardly joking purgatory.
Speaker 4: You got the life of deep party. They dance up
Speaker 4: on the table. Some dress like a Christmas barbie. Some
Speaker 4: come dress like their Dave grol White. Hell up, it
Speaker 4: might get ugly the gifts here. I'm not so great
Speaker 4: one present. It keeps buzzing wrapped up the marital aide.
Speaker 4: Oh Lord, I have mercy. There's carry o key, Please
Speaker 4: save us Jesus from ton def Kleida scream bon jovie
Speaker 4: when there's no one around to look. A sip from
Speaker 4: the secret flasky snook ran out of ruffles.
Speaker 16: First world is struggles after spartymar The boss gives us speech.
Speaker 11: He's saying nice things by man at thirteen, he's still
Speaker 11: yam a raging.
Speaker 4: As soon as.
Speaker 16: Old Santo walks away, these naughty elves will mis behave
Speaker 16: more Christmas sirs.
Speaker 4: Hr will hear it. Monday morning they wound us with
Speaker 4: food and Kate turned the grub. Come take paper plates
Speaker 4: from the port of sobs. No chairs left that hand.
Speaker 4: You'll eat where you stand. The cookies are two weeks sold.
Speaker 4: And then Ray gave away his ticks guts for drinks.
Speaker 4: We start taking shots of pet fermenting. When Pac closed
Speaker 4: to tap, the wine bag was slapped and Joe got Jager.
Speaker 5: Back under the truth.
Speaker 4: Now, who could that be? It?
Speaker 11: Maybe Jeans she's from our county and I think she's
Speaker 11: sleeping and had that. I don't got her wedding Dan
Speaker 11: that guy she came with show man cheeks on the glass,
Speaker 11: year Zeer rocks.
Speaker 16: And Jack's rear, Carol's I sung here, mistletoe hung in
Speaker 16: conference room.
Speaker 4: Bead saleswoman Julie both done with through me.
Speaker 5: Told me I bumped his dont why did she come here?
Speaker 5: That goes my career?
Speaker 4: Office?
Speaker 3: Who forgote?
Speaker 4: Well that's probably gonna go a lot better than our
Speaker 4: office party coming up next week.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you know, you always got to check if it's
Speaker 3: a it's the boss's daughter.
Speaker 4: She made eye contact with me. I mean that was
Speaker 4: the green light. That's your song of the week for
Speaker 4: the office Party's texting seventy five man to tell us
Speaker 4: what you thought about it. We're gonna your holiday parties go.
Speaker 4: We want to know what is it like to live
Speaker 4: in a cool one. You need to have a cool party.
Speaker 3: Maybe you could play this song at your office party. Yeah,
Speaker 3: it'll be the highlights.
Speaker 4: It's got to be a fun one out there somewhere.
Speaker 4: We're gonna post this video up on our socials. A
Speaker 4: broken Jeffrey on YouTube and Instagram and TikTok everywhere with
Speaker 4: all the lyrics.
Speaker 3: I love it.
Speaker 4: Good luck out there with your park ge't wait for next.
Speaker 13: Week brooking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 4: We're getting a lot of text from listeners at seven
Speaker 4: eighty five nine to two telling us about their craziest
Speaker 4: office parties that they can remember over the years. These
Speaker 4: are such good text, It's really fun. This one says yell.
Speaker 4: I'll never forget the Christmas party I went to where
Speaker 4: a new colleague who'd been there all of a week,
Speaker 4: got extremely drunk. One hour in, she vomited all over
Speaker 4: herself and her new team, who then carried her outside,
Speaker 4: where she promptly rolled herself up in a bunch of
Speaker 4: garbage bags and passed out. You're always gonna be garbage.
Speaker 3: Girl, this happen to We forgot his ale.
Speaker 4: That's what we made this your hashtag goal.
Speaker 5: Yeah girl, but if you miss it.
Speaker 4: Instead of singing under the Sea from the Little Mermaid soundtrack,
Speaker 4: I sang my own version of that called office Party.
Speaker 4: For all the company Christmas parties that are going to
Speaker 4: be happening over the next few weeks, some sober, some not.
Speaker 4: Hopefully ours is not. But we're getting some feedback on
Speaker 4: the textboard. Brook, What you got.
Speaker 8: I like this one that says my boss took out
Speaker 8: our ten person staff for a really nice holiday.
Speaker 3: Meal at a steakhouse.
Speaker 8: That's then when dessert came, he suddenly had an emergency
Speaker 8: of laugh.
Speaker 3: We all have you know, we all had to pick
Speaker 3: up the bill and never talked about it.
Speaker 4: Thousand dollars all right. I hope that one doesn't happen. Yeah,
Speaker 4: if you missed it, though, if you want to hear
Speaker 4: it again, it's going to be up at the Brook
Speaker 4: and Jeffery YouTube page on our Facebook Insta and our TikTok.
Speaker 4: Make sure, though you be responsible and photocopy someone's button,
Speaker 4: dam Brook on Facebook.
Speaker 13: That's right, Brook and Jeffrey. In the morning, we got.
Speaker 4: New players coming out of the woodwork left and right
Speaker 4: to take on Brook and today. His name is Garrett
Speaker 4: the Attorney.
Speaker 17: It's an infestation and I'm playing playing this music because he,
Speaker 17: just like me, is a fellow mensch who's going to
Speaker 17: be celebrating for the holiday.
Speaker 4: It's Shalom, Brook say shalloon, ballom.
Speaker 3: Shallom shut on that's gonna get you canceled by Jeff.
Speaker 4: Sorry, sorry, I don't really care.
Speaker 3: Any traditions.
Speaker 9: So my kids and I built a kiky torch manora
Speaker 9: a few years ago.
Speaker 4: We'd like to pull it out every year, so looking
Speaker 4: forward to that.
Speaker 3: Do you keep the fire extingushir nearby?
Speaker 9: We do, That's a necessity, okay.
Speaker 4: And you also do latkas and doughnuts and all the
Speaker 4: traditional honk of foods.
Speaker 9: Yeah.
Speaker 6: If I haven't gained twenty pounds by year end, it's
Speaker 6: been a failure.
Speaker 13: Man.
Speaker 4: That's my man. All right, Let's send Brook out of
Speaker 4: the studio, and while she leaves, I'm gonna go over
Speaker 4: the rules really quick. You got thirty seconds to answer
Speaker 4: as many questions as possible. If you don't know when,
Speaker 4: you can say past. But you do have to beat
Speaker 4: Brook out right to win. Are you ready?
Speaker 9: Let's do it?
Speaker 4: All right? Your time starts now. Eli Whitney was born
Speaker 4: on this day in seventeen sixty five. He's most famous
Speaker 4: for inventing what the cotton gin in nineteen forty seven.
Speaker 4: Who was the first US President to appear on television
Speaker 4: Harry Truman from What Animal do we get Kashmir From?
Speaker 4: In which decade was prohibition.
Speaker 9: The twenties.
Speaker 4: What is the Italian word for ice cream? Let's say
Speaker 4: duel j j Three US states start with the letter
Speaker 4: C California, Connecticut, and what else? Colorado jumped right on
Speaker 4: top of that one. Garrett, good work. Brook's gonna come
Speaker 4: back into the studio. And Garrett, since you're a Ernie,
Speaker 4: I just want to ask, really quick, is anybody suing
Speaker 4: us right now?
Speaker 9: No comment?
Speaker 4: Oh, that be so funny. He's almost mind to get
Speaker 4: info from us. Well, do your kids want anything for
Speaker 4: the holidays? Any gifts?
Speaker 5: Uh?
Speaker 9: Money? Mostly money? That makes sense.
Speaker 8: Jeff always tells a story about how his mom would
Speaker 8: give him a different part of his gift every day
Speaker 8: of honte cut like you can get the batteries one day?
Speaker 3: Is that normal?
Speaker 9: We haven't tried that one, but.
Speaker 4: It really cheaped out on me when it came to
Speaker 4: holiday gifts. But let's do over the Are you ready?
Speaker 4: Let's do this. Your time starts now. Eli Whitney was
Speaker 4: born on this day in seventeen sixty five. He's most
Speaker 4: famous for inventing what oh the cotton gin in nineteen
Speaker 4: forty seven. Who was the first US president to appear
Speaker 4: on television Roosevelt from what animal do we get kashmere from?
Speaker 3: Oh, kashmere mink?
Speaker 4: In which decade was prohibition?
Speaker 3: The twenties?
Speaker 4: What is the Italian word for ice cream?
Speaker 3: Oh? Gelato?
Speaker 4: Three? US state start with the letter C California, Connecticut,
Speaker 4: andyone else, Jeff, Can I get a clarification on an
Speaker 4: answer from Brook?
Speaker 7: Yes?
Speaker 4: Yeah, which Roosevelt?
Speaker 3: Which Roosevelt forty seven would be FDR.
Speaker 4: That was, you know, good investigative work over there, miss
Speaker 4: I know she she tries to skirt around the answers
Speaker 4: by giving.
Speaker 3: The gave you the last name of the president. That's
Speaker 3: what they go buy.
Speaker 4: Let's go with the scoreboard to see how y'all did
Speaker 4: with jose She gotta cheap your head up. You gotta
Speaker 4: talk to Garrett. Garrett, you got four correct todays.
Speaker 14: Okay, okay, Brook.
Speaker 4: Are you gonna go shah hard or.
Speaker 3: Go oh no, let's not do this anymore. You got five,
Speaker 3: Brook too.
Speaker 4: I had hope for you there, Garrett, but it just
Speaker 4: wasn't quite another.
Speaker 3: You should have gotten to board school.
Speaker 5: That's good.
Speaker 12: It was fun.
Speaker 4: We're gonna go over the answers really quick. Eli Whitney
Speaker 4: was born on this day, seventeen sixty five, most famous
Speaker 4: for inventing the cotton gin.
Speaker 3: I can't believe I came up with that.
Speaker 5: That was right.
Speaker 3: I am really impressed with my brain.
Speaker 13: We learned, Garrett.
Speaker 4: Yeah, Garrett knew that one.
Speaker 8: I know that one.
Speaker 4: That one, Garrett, I just I don't know where it
Speaker 4: came from. I know, I know, mean I feel like anyway.
Speaker 4: In nineteen forty seven, the first US president to appear
Speaker 4: on television was Franklin Roosevelt FDR. The animal we get
Speaker 4: cashmere from is goats. Goats make kashmere. The decade that
Speaker 4: prohibition happened was the nineteen twenties.
Speaker 3: I would have been the star of a speakeasy. I
Speaker 3: would have just lived in one of those.
Speaker 4: Things, would have owned a bunch of them.
Speaker 3: Oh man, how many times I would have been arrested
Speaker 3: in the twenties A lot?
Speaker 4: Yeah, yes, not usually a bragging port for people.
Speaker 3: But okay, I wouldn't need a lawyer.
Speaker 4: The Italian word for ice cream is gelato, and the
Speaker 4: three states to start with the letter ce California, Connecticut,
Speaker 4: and yes, Colorado. So Garrett, unfortunately weren't able to beat
Speaker 4: Brooke today, but just for playing you do win a
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Speaker 4: need kindling for your giant torch Menora, Hey, I like that,
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Speaker 4: whole plethora of things you can do up there. Brother,
Speaker 4: it will be a lot of fun.
Speaker 3: Do they make good food out there, Yeah, good.
Speaker 4: Food, hot coco, kissing booth. It's great.
Speaker 9: No, there's.
Speaker 4: Well, thank you for being on the show. We'll be
Speaker 4: back to do Windows back the same time on
Speaker 13: Monday, Frooking Jeffrey in the morning.