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Speaker 3: And third, all of it goes to charity. Okay, now
Speaker 3: one dime goes to our pockets. Believe me, I.
Speaker 4: Asked, Yeah, Proceeds against Hunger.
Speaker 5: Yeah. So welcome to your win Win Win.
Speaker 1: I will see you out Brook Andjeffrey dot com after this.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna be over there waiting for you.
Speaker 2: That's good. That's good.
Speaker 4: You go.
Speaker 6: What are you watching?
Speaker 2: Let's start the podcast.
Speaker 3: My mind is blown today. Really, it's Brook and Jeffrey
Speaker 3: in the morning.
Speaker 2: What's going on?
Speaker 3: Because a list came out of the most famously misquoted
Speaker 3: movie lines of all time.
Speaker 2: Oh, are we saying them all wrong?
Speaker 3: Apparently, like you know the line from Silence of the
Speaker 3: Lambs where Hannibal Lecter says hello Clarice. Yeah, apparently that's
Speaker 3: not it at all.
Speaker 7: Oh.
Speaker 2: I learned that I watched that for the first time.
Speaker 3: This year, he actually says, good morning. We'll look it
Speaker 3: up Iron Shook and in Forrest Gump, I always thought
Speaker 3: he says life is like a box of chocolates. You
Speaker 3: never know what you're gonna get.
Speaker 2: Yeah he does, No one I know.
Speaker 3: What he actually says is life is like a box
Speaker 3: of chocolates. You never know when we're gonna be late.
Speaker 3: It's now we gotta.
Speaker 2: Do w C I was selling to that.
Speaker 3: Lesteff which clip is it? To viral soundbites from the internet,
Speaker 3: only enough time to play one. But here's the deal.
Speaker 3: I am not going into the new year with the
Speaker 3: same freaking sound clip you've all been heartlessly rejecting over
Speaker 3: and over every week since early April. Okay, just give it.
Speaker 3: I am not a quitter. So your options today are
Speaker 3: this either a a forty second clip of a mildly
Speaker 3: tone deaf real estate agents trying to sell a single
Speaker 3: family home with a parody song of never ending story,
Speaker 3: or option beany the famous clip without even ever being played.
Speaker 3: That same forty second clip played a dozen times in
Speaker 3: a row, back to back to back to back to back,
Speaker 3: until we lose all of our listeners in all of
Speaker 3: our ratings forever. So what's it gonna be realtor's got
Speaker 3: rhymes or the same song twelve times?
Speaker 8: Alexis, obviously, agent, say broad you.
Speaker 6: Answer for the text. People really want twelve in a row.
Speaker 8: I don't even want once, but I'll take it salvation.
Speaker 4: Finally, this home isn't even on the market anymore after
Speaker 4: months of waiting.
Speaker 3: Let's hear the sound of a real estate agent who
Speaker 3: made a viral parody song about a single family home
Speaker 3: she was desperate to get off the market on the agency.
Speaker 5: Okay, then, well the.
Speaker 9: Baby, the family. Maybe this homess as options a launch
Speaker 9: never ann.
Speaker 3: Forty seconds, My god, there was a dance party going
Speaker 3: on in the studio.
Speaker 2: It was a house with all carpet.
Speaker 6: Yeah, serious detail.
Speaker 3: Maybe we'll bring it back again next year.
Speaker 2: So bad.
Speaker 3: Let's move on to the never ending shock collar question
Speaker 3: of the day with our own digital Jake. Take it away, Jake.
Speaker 5: Well, most people who claim to have celebrated Christmas their
Speaker 5: entire lives would remember some details about the holiday. You know,
Speaker 5: they've been around every year since childhood. But Alexis has
Speaker 5: surprised us all with answers like Connor the frat boy,
Speaker 5: Reindeer and tiny Travis the terminally sick child my Christmas Carol. Today,
Speaker 5: we're gonna try to get even easier with a special
Speaker 5: grab bag of random Christmas knowledge most second graders would
Speaker 5: know Christmas in another holiday edition of three and a
Speaker 5: half seconds with Alexis.
Speaker 2: Alright, this is becoming people's favorite game. We're getting texted
Speaker 2: that this is all we want to hear. Alexis here
Speaker 2: a star someone brain level as me.
Speaker 5: Brook Europe. First, your category is famous Christmas songs you've
Speaker 5: heard five million times.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna go for her. I love, I love betting
Speaker 2: for Alexis. I'm here for.
Speaker 5: Her, Brooks thinking alex Is gonna get this right. Here's
Speaker 5: your question. The classic holiday song jingle Bells came out
Speaker 5: back in the eighteen fifties. It's about a lovely winter
Speaker 5: sleigh ride through the country. How many horses pull the sleigh?
Speaker 2: What jingle?
Speaker 7: One horse?
Speaker 2: One horse?
Speaker 5: My answer is one dashing through the snow and a
Speaker 5: one horse open sleigh.
Speaker 3: I let the song go in your mind.
Speaker 2: She got them. That was beautiful.
Speaker 7: Need got it?
Speaker 5: Brook, bet on her? Brook your safe because she got
Speaker 5: that right.
Speaker 2: I don't know if I would have gotten right.
Speaker 5: Let's move over to Jeffrey. Jeff your category is Christmasy
Speaker 5: things you'd see inside your home? Being on her or
Speaker 5: against her?
Speaker 3: Did she spend most of her time in her room
Speaker 3: away from her family, so she didn't see everything.
Speaker 4: You got to remember her mom did a special tree
Speaker 4: for Alexis in.
Speaker 3: Her That's what I'm saying. She had a special tree
Speaker 3: just for her and her so she wouldn't go out
Speaker 3: into the rest of the house to see what other
Speaker 3: decorations or Christmas things were around.
Speaker 2: You don't think she helped decorate.
Speaker 3: Zero chances she was in her room looking at posters
Speaker 3: of half naked boys up on her wall. She is
Speaker 3: not going to know what the Christmas stuff inside.
Speaker 6: Of her house was.
Speaker 5: Jeff is betting against her.
Speaker 3: Here's your question.
Speaker 6: You two are very easy.
Speaker 10: Thing.
Speaker 5: This popular Christmas decoration is seen strung up in homes
Speaker 5: and businesses all over the world. They look like long
Speaker 5: green streams of leaves and other festive materials. They can
Speaker 5: be placed on mantles, doorways, and fireplaces. What is that
Speaker 5: holiday decoration called?
Speaker 2: Oh, it's not tinsel, it's got garland. Garland just under
Speaker 2: the wires.
Speaker 5: She got, Jeffrey, you're getting shocked today. Take that Olysis
Speaker 5: didn't pay it. Finally we're onto Jose. Jose, your category
Speaker 5: is pretty pink, tutus and sugar plum fairy.
Speaker 1: This is like if Alexis was a pokemon, that's what
Speaker 1: she would evolve into one day.
Speaker 3: This is fairy fairy.
Speaker 6: She loves pink, she loves Christmas. She's just killing all
Speaker 6: of these So I say she easily gets this right.
Speaker 5: Take Jose's betting on her. Here's your question. In the
Speaker 5: famous Christmas ballet The Nutcracker, a little girl named Clara
Speaker 5: dreams that her Nutcracker toys come to life. The main
Speaker 5: villain is an animal king with an evil army. What
Speaker 5: type of animal is he?
Speaker 2: This is too easy. I was in The Nutcracker. That counts.
Speaker 5: The mouse the mouse king? Or that's correct, You're safe
Speaker 5: and that means Jeffrey is the only one getting shot.
Speaker 3: Was alf seconds with alex Alexis got all of her
Speaker 3: Christmas questions right. It is really a Christmas miracle the show,
Speaker 3: So I will gladly take this shock while singing Last
Speaker 3: Christmas by Wham Okay, Last Christmas, I gave you my heart,
Speaker 3: but the very next day you gave it a that's
Speaker 3: your shot collar.
Speaker 7: Question of the day Freaking Jeffrey in the Morning.
Speaker 3: What's the most money you'd be willing to pay for
Speaker 3: a new T shirt? It's Brooking Jeffrey in the Morning.
Speaker 3: And I'm not talking about Brooke and Jefferys merch for
Speaker 3: a Cause. One hundred percent of proceeds go to charity
Speaker 3: Brooknjeffrey dot com. Now I'm talking about a new poll
Speaker 3: update on the people. What's the maximum amount you would
Speaker 3: fork over to buy yourself a shirt that you really liked.
Speaker 2: I don't want to tell you how much I've spent
Speaker 2: on one T shirt one time.
Speaker 3: Oh you have to now, brock Well, the number one
Speaker 3: answer from the survey was twenty bucks.
Speaker 2: Where can you get a shirt for twenty dollars?
Speaker 4: First, I think forty is the average a nice shirt.
Speaker 3: Twenty bucks is the top answer. Thirty seven percent of
Speaker 3: people answered.
Speaker 2: That are all thirty seven percent my father?
Speaker 3: Twenty percent said ten dollars or less.
Speaker 4: Well, I mean, okay, look at producer boyd Okay, he
Speaker 4: doesn't wear anything but free clothes that he gets.
Speaker 6: He's like a promotional item.
Speaker 2: Any free company that sends us up in is what
Speaker 2: he's wearing.
Speaker 3: Money you can get shirts for ten dollars or less.
Speaker 3: Some places, where'd you get your shirt?
Speaker 7: This? Excuse me?
Speaker 3: Did you work for like a catering company or something?
Speaker 2: This is a rental and I just it's the random
Speaker 2: bags are it has buttons. It's easily an eighty dollars shirt.
Speaker 6: That actually looks really nice.
Speaker 3: Meanwhile, twenty percent said they're willing to do forty bucks
Speaker 3: for a shirt if they really like it. Seven percent
Speaker 3: are willing to shell out sixty dollars for a shirt.
Speaker 3: Three percent would pay one hundred bucks. Yeah, four percent
Speaker 3: said more than one hundred dollars per shirt.
Speaker 2: That's a lot.
Speaker 4: The most I've ever spent is eighty bucks on a
Speaker 4: T shirt, and I'll tell you it was.
Speaker 2: A plain T shirt, but it fits so well.
Speaker 3: Really, it's mostly young people who are skewing those numbers high.
Speaker 3: They're the only ones willing to pay more for clothes.
Speaker 3: Old folks want absolutely nothing to do with that. In
Speaker 3: the pole, zero percent of boomers said they'd pay eighty do.
Speaker 2: A T shirt that checks out.
Speaker 3: That checks out, there's so many contras.
Speaker 4: I guarantee my mom just listening will send me a
Speaker 4: text about what a poor decision I made shirt.
Speaker 1: You can go to Costco and buy four hundred t shirts.
Speaker 3: Well, if you're down for a discount, make sure you
Speaker 3: keep listening, because a brand new Laser Stories is one
Speaker 3: hundred percent free, and we're doing it. Next, it's the
Speaker 3: radio segment that's launched a special holiday service called hag
Speaker 3: Hire a Grench. For ninety dollars, you can pay a
Speaker 3: stranger to break into your house on Christmas Eve and
Speaker 3: steal all of your family's toys and decorations. That way,
Speaker 3: the next morning you can teach your kids the true
Speaker 3: meaning of Christmas, just like in the Doctor Sue story.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, to wait till they sing all together in
Speaker 2: a circle. Yeah, the same tree.
Speaker 3: Definitely. It's Late Stories, the segment where we read weird
Speaker 3: news stories around the glove, just like everyone else does,
Speaker 3: except we've got a laser and those other Cindi lu
Speaker 3: glosnuffers just dumb. This first Laser story is out of China.
Speaker 3: Twenty six year old Chun Wang was enjoying a lovely
Speaker 3: dinner with a friend out of a popular hot pot restaurant.
Speaker 2: Oh so yummy.
Speaker 3: She was loving the food, so she did what anyone
Speaker 3: in the world would do and posted a pic of
Speaker 3: her meal online.
Speaker 6: That's the rule. Camera eats first.
Speaker 3: Yeah, well, she used the Chinese social media platform we chat. However,
Speaker 3: the image accidentally included a QR code to order food
Speaker 3: and drinks directly to the table.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, it was on the table.
Speaker 3: It was in her picture, and social media definitely noticed,
Speaker 3: and the waiter started bringing more and more food over
Speaker 3: her table. After a lengthy argument with the staff, Chun
Speaker 3: realized her mistake and frantically tried to delete the image,
Speaker 3: but it was too late.
Speaker 6: I post so much, dude, and I've never thought of this.
Speaker 6: I have to be conscious of this now.
Speaker 2: This is the only reason you would not want to
Speaker 2: go viral. Yeah, this is terrible.
Speaker 3: Soon eighteen hundred orders of duck happened. Two thousand, five
Speaker 3: hundred and eighty rounds of squid followed that, along with
Speaker 3: them nine thousand, nine hundred orders of shrimp paste.
Speaker 6: Oh my sh.
Speaker 2: Are the people who ordering and picking up the.
Speaker 3: Tab social media pranksters had racked up what would come
Speaker 3: to a fifty thousand dollars bill.
Speaker 6: Oh my gosh.
Speaker 3: However, there is good news, since she and the waiter
Speaker 3: had realized what was happening early on, the restaurant ignored
Speaker 3: any new orders pretty quickly.
Speaker 4: Okay, good, I thought you were just to say there
Speaker 4: is good news. She could take it all home and
Speaker 4: left over boxes.
Speaker 10: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Chuhn did have to pay an extra one hundred
Speaker 3: and fifty dollars, but that was, you know, fine compared
Speaker 3: to what could have happened.
Speaker 2: Oh my god. Seriously.
Speaker 3: Afterwards, she called the evening a learning experience and urged
Speaker 3: people to be more careful when sharing things online.
Speaker 2: Oh well, that was It's very responsible.
Speaker 6: She's like, by the way, can I take the rest
Speaker 6: of this to go?
Speaker 11: Yeah?
Speaker 3: This next laser story is out of Brooklyn. Wayne Murray's
Speaker 3: life changed dramatically last year when he walked into his
Speaker 3: neighborhood convenience store and bought a lottery ticket. He was
Speaker 3: playing the Black Titanium game and scratched off the top
Speaker 3: ten million dollar prize.
Speaker 6: It's gonna happen.
Speaker 2: To me, guys, I think I would faint.
Speaker 3: The clerk at the store who was friends with Wayne,
Speaker 3: says while it might have changed his bank account, it
Speaker 3: didn't change who he was as a man.
Speaker 4: That's always so nice to hear.
Speaker 3: He was still a raging Wayne was a regular before
Speaker 3: the money and after too. He could have moved out
Speaker 3: of the neighborhood after winning the first time, but he
Speaker 3: stayed right there and continued to buy one scratch ticket
Speaker 3: every single day. Also, did that decision pay off or what?
Speaker 3: Because just last week Wayne won another ten million dollars
Speaker 3: grands product.
Speaker 6: I didn't know another one was coming.
Speaker 2: What do you have to do to get this type
Speaker 2: of karma?
Speaker 7: Really?
Speaker 3: This time he was playing something called the two hundred
Speaker 3: x scratch off game and it was also purchased at
Speaker 3: that same store with the same clerk.
Speaker 6: Clerk knows the numbers.
Speaker 2: Please tell me.
Speaker 4: At this point he gets his mansion, Well, like, do
Speaker 4: something for yourself, Wayne, No.
Speaker 3: He says, he's staying in the same house that he's
Speaker 3: lived in for decades, and even if he happened to
Speaker 3: win a third time, he still wouldn't move.
Speaker 6: So if you love money so much and you have
Speaker 6: nothing to do.
Speaker 2: With it, he doesn't love money. He loves winning. Yeah, you know,
Speaker 2: he loves his friend. He loves his clerk.
Speaker 6: That makes sense.
Speaker 3: He says. He's all about family and his home in
Speaker 3: his neighborhood. As long as he can fit his fourteenth
Speaker 3: Porsche in a nearby warehouse right next to his two helicopter.
Speaker 3: Then he's good. He doesn't ask for much.
Speaker 2: What a humble man.
Speaker 6: We didn't mention he owns the whole neighborhood.
Speaker 3: This next Lazer story is out of Food News Yay.
Speaker 3: Recently we talked about Brooks biggest food regret of the
Speaker 3: year because she missed it when Subway did a promotion
Speaker 3: offering foot long chocolate chip cookies.
Speaker 2: I lost so much sleep over this.
Speaker 3: Well, according to reports, the promotion went so well and
Speaker 3: had so many people asking if they could purchase them,
Speaker 3: Subways decided to expand their foot long treat menu. Oh so,
Speaker 3: Subway just they're going to be promoting the nationwide release
Speaker 3: of a foot long Cinnabon churo.
Speaker 2: Why Josh, what did you just put together?
Speaker 3: I'm a diabetic And if you missed it from all
Speaker 3: the drool coming out Cinnabon and churo, a foot long
Speaker 3: version of.
Speaker 2: That and then have you dip it in icy.
Speaker 3: Next year they'll be adding a foot long Anti Ann's
Speaker 3: pretzel Haste.
Speaker 6: Are shifting rightday, healthy crash. Now, They're like cookies and
Speaker 6: pretzels for everyone.
Speaker 3: Give the people what they want. Yeah, here's the photos
Speaker 3: of them. Customers can get their foot long fix at
Speaker 3: two dollars for the Cinnabon turo and three bucks for
Speaker 3: the Antians pretzel, and as we previously mentioned, the foot
Speaker 3: long chocolate chip cookies go for five bucks apiece.
Speaker 2: I'm ridiculously excited about this.
Speaker 3: We're gonna have the photos on the Insta stories and
Speaker 3: maybe I'm thinking for next summer's big challenge. Brook takes
Speaker 3: three foot longs at once.
Speaker 2: Yeah, let's take it. Let's go there.
Speaker 3: Let's go to your next headline out of the look
Speaker 3: back of yesteryear. We're nostalgic about all sorts of stuff
Speaker 3: from movies and TV shows, but how simple life was
Speaker 3: before the internet. But what's something you think will be
Speaker 3: nostalgic about twenty years from now in twenty forty three?
Speaker 2: Oh interesting? Do you have a list or you want
Speaker 2: to start naming stuff?
Speaker 3: Because the Republication pulled thousands of Americans on this and
Speaker 3: the top answer was smartphones.
Speaker 4: Damn Daniel, because it'll just be implanted in our brain
Speaker 4: by then, will.
Speaker 3: Really miss them and they won't be around that they have,
Speaker 3: like implants or some other form of technology.
Speaker 2: Hold, you actually don't take pictures anymore. You just take memories.
Speaker 4: You know.
Speaker 3: Next thing we predict that we'll be nostalgic about in
Speaker 3: two decades trending music on TikTok. Yeah, I three percent
Speaker 3: believe it'll be a thing of the past, and that
Speaker 3: includes songs that are used and reused over and over
Speaker 3: in videos like the infamous oh No song.
Speaker 2: Be telling our children about it. You know, I remember
Speaker 2: back in the day.
Speaker 3: The third and fourth thing will miss our bootcut jeans
Speaker 3: and working from home.
Speaker 4: Okay, bootcut jeans just got back here. Okay, And by
Speaker 4: that time we may circle back around to the.
Speaker 2: Luck getting people back to the office.
Speaker 3: But maybe the most troubling item for our show is
Speaker 3: number five on the list of things that we're going
Speaker 3: to miss, crop tops.
Speaker 12: I mean, Maggie is already kind of sec people say
Speaker 12: they're going to miss those crop tops terribly.
Speaker 2: Can't wait for t shirts down to my knees. Let's
Speaker 2: go the other.
Speaker 3: Little This guy being nostalgic for he thinks it's gonna
Speaker 3: be foot locker, his favorite spot for an afternoon snack.
Speaker 11: A whole meal.
Speaker 10: Depends.
Speaker 3: That's how means Laser Stories has come to an end
Speaker 3: for the day. We'll do it again, same time on Wednesday.
Speaker 7: Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 3: The other week, my grandma asked me to come by
Speaker 3: and help her clear out her attic.
Speaker 2: Okay nice.
Speaker 3: While I was up there, I found a bunch of
Speaker 3: old love letters that my grandpa has sent her back
Speaker 3: when they first started dating. Sweet. I gotta say, I
Speaker 3: never knew that my grandpa was such a charmer. Oh,
Speaker 3: I'll just read a couple because this one says, Sup,
Speaker 3: he was really ahead. I can't wait to take you
Speaker 3: to the new talking pictures. It's movies with audio and
Speaker 3: no need to bring food because you already looking like
Speaker 3: a snack.
Speaker 2: Okay. And I was like, I'm the whole dinner, honey.
Speaker 3: Another says, okay, hey, you up, answer me back in
Speaker 3: three to five days three cent stamp provided I forgot.
Speaker 2: She just draws a thumbs up emoji on it and
Speaker 2: sends it back.
Speaker 3: Yeah, they were really ahead of their time. Got me thinking,
Speaker 3: why can't romance be like how it used to be
Speaker 3: back then, just so tender and pure?
Speaker 7: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Nowadays the only sweet messages we ever get are on
Speaker 3: our voicemail machine, and we're gonna play some of them
Speaker 3: for you during a brand new loser line.
Speaker 2: As poetic as you up.
Speaker 3: Doubtful it will be that hot and romantic, but we'll
Speaker 3: find out coming up.
Speaker 6: Would you wait a minute?
Speaker 2: Is this the right number?
Speaker 7: It's a loser line.
Speaker 3: Good on, just call me back if you haven't heard
Speaker 3: the loser line before. It works like this. Let's say
Speaker 3: someone approaches you while you're out at the club and
Speaker 3: uses this charming pickup line on you. Excuse me, little miss,
Speaker 3: I think there's something on your face. Maybe I can
Speaker 3: help you get it off. Oh wait, that's just beauty.
Speaker 3: Whatever you do, don't call the geek squad to pick
Speaker 3: him up in a body bag. Instead, tell him that
Speaker 3: his dumb pickup line made you blush all over. It
Speaker 3: good and he should call you sometime and then hopefully
Speaker 3: he'll leave us an awkward voicemail that we can play
Speaker 3: on the air voicemails like this one.
Speaker 13: Next.
Speaker 5: Oy, Babe, keep been on my mind like non stop
Speaker 5: since the other night.
Speaker 11: I just can't stop thinking about how good you looked
Speaker 11: in that dress.
Speaker 13: And I was thinking maybe we could meet.
Speaker 14: Up one of these nights downtown and grab a drink,
Speaker 14: just to grab a drink and then you know, get
Speaker 14: down to.
Speaker 11: The business that we really want to get down to.
Speaker 15: She's my numbers, so.
Speaker 13: Give you back up.
Speaker 3: Next message, Oh, you think he's talking about selling an
Speaker 3: insurance policy.
Speaker 2: There wants to do her taxes.
Speaker 3: Yeah, he's giving me serious insurance salesman vibes right there.
Speaker 4: Usually insurance salesman call you babe.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's how they were you in.
Speaker 4: Can we just not do pet names until you actually
Speaker 4: know someone.
Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, that's a very good Yeah.
Speaker 5: If you want to be boring, sure, Next message, a
Speaker 5: uh here, uh sure.
Speaker 11: Nice meeting you. I think you were just adorable. I
Speaker 11: can't believe I'm doing this. Uh, I didn't think I'll
Speaker 11: do it. Anyways, nice meeting you. Nice talking to you.
Speaker 11: I had a great time talking to you and your
Speaker 11: mom And uh that's actually the reason I'm calling I. Uh,
Speaker 11: your mom didn't have a ring on, and I just thought,
Speaker 11: you know, we were kind of vibing and she was
Speaker 11: giggling and anyway, uh call me.
Speaker 2: That is so cute in the beginning.
Speaker 6: Yeah, me too.
Speaker 2: I feel that pain. And I know Alexis says a
Speaker 2: hot mom too. I feel like this hits close to home. Yeah,
Speaker 2: like when I was in high school, to be like
Speaker 2: we got to marry you. If you look like your mom,
Speaker 2: I'm like, shut off.
Speaker 6: Yeah, your mom is so really hard.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and it's not yuck it Jean, beautiful, beautiful. Exactly
Speaker 3: in twenty years, when your daughter's boyfriends are coming to you,
Speaker 3: you're going to be like, yeah that's right girl, and
Speaker 3: tell you realize.
Speaker 2: That you get your dad's metabolism. Okay, and it's just.
Speaker 3: That just got not Yeah. Just talking about metabolism is
Speaker 3: bringing the move down.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm saying I would love to be like my mom.
Speaker 2: I just don't think that I got all of the
Speaker 2: jeans to make.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's turning everybody off with your commentary.
Speaker 15: Next message yesterday it's going away party. Wow, it was okay.
Speaker 15: I was just calling you back like you said I should.
Speaker 15: I know he said week days worked best. I was
Speaker 15: really excited when you said you were into role playing.
Speaker 15: I mean I didn't take you for that kind of
Speaker 15: person with you, you know your food canal, But I
Speaker 15: had an idea I wanted to trot by you. I
Speaker 15: was wondering if you'd want to role players your jar binks.
Speaker 15: Of course I'll be proad of me. Uh just a
Speaker 15: morning though, I do get a bit adventurous, but give
Speaker 15: me a callback as soon as possible so we can
Speaker 15: see what times this works, because I would love to
Speaker 15: see you again and you would make one hell of
Speaker 15: dar darpanks.
Speaker 2: Next Star Wars character wait is jar Jar, the big.
Speaker 6: Controversial character.
Speaker 3: Actually, he's probably the most hated person in the entire
Speaker 3: Star Wars universe. And he doesn't even speak very well,
Speaker 3: not a PC character anymore. And first date, she's proposing
Speaker 3: jar Jar binks and padme role playing. Do you even
Speaker 3: have to say that you're adventurous at that point? It's
Speaker 3: the extreme of adventures.
Speaker 2: How did they even start talking about role playing at
Speaker 2: a going away party?
Speaker 3: I don't know, talk about red flags, Jennifer.
Speaker 14: It's been about a month since we saw each other.
Speaker 14: I don't know if you've been trying to get a
Speaker 14: hold of me, but I've been kind of off the grid.
Speaker 14: I am basically went back to nature. Tired of the
Speaker 14: city life. I needed to kind of find myself and
Speaker 14: do some soul searching. So I was out in the wilderness,
Speaker 14: and you know, it was really a crazy experience. I
Speaker 14: had to live off the land and eat small animals.
Speaker 14: It was pretty amazing and one of the most intense
Speaker 14: things I did was drink my own tea, and I
Speaker 14: drank a lot of it, maybe a lot more than
Speaker 14: I should have. I don't know if you've ever had
Speaker 14: to drink your own pea before, but it's really not
Speaker 14: that bad, and it was a hell of a lot
Speaker 14: better than the things I had to do in prison.
Speaker 14: So call me back, and if you ever want someone
Speaker 14: to teach you how to drink your own pea, I'm
Speaker 14: your man.
Speaker 13: Next message.
Speaker 6: Yeah, that's like way more than I should have. He's
Speaker 6: just like, I'm not even thirsty anymore. I'm proving a
Speaker 6: point to myself.
Speaker 3: I hope you can hire him for bachelor parties. That
Speaker 3: would be a fun time. Just just a good time. Everybody,
Speaker 3: grab your Mason jars and pass them to aloud.
Speaker 6: Hey, watch me kill a squirrel.
Speaker 3: Max are going to learn?
Speaker 16: Hey, listen, I went through your jacket, you know, like
Speaker 16: I called you earlier amounts, and I've got this number
Speaker 16: that says for losers only. That's that's the number that
Speaker 16: you gave me. I don't understand. Hopefully this is the
Speaker 16: right number, all right, coming back calculator.
Speaker 7: Okay, so it.
Speaker 1: Actually says like the loser phone number doesn't lesson, so
Speaker 1: he has no.
Speaker 6: Idea what that means.
Speaker 3: Not a very good detective. This guy we so confused.
Speaker 6: He's like, wait, so are you a loser?
Speaker 2: And he still called it sounded sweet to me all
Speaker 2: of them. That's a dude I would have called back.
Speaker 6: I'm glad he doesn't understand.
Speaker 2: I think that was about the guy.
Speaker 6: Yeah, remember you're not going to be a hot mom.
Speaker 3: You can listen to lose a Line regularly at this
Speaker 3: time every week. Phone taps coming.
Speaker 7: Up next, Frooking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 3: We are halfway through the countdown of our top ten
Speaker 3: phone taps of Christmas at number five today and in
Speaker 3: this one. You know how those self checkout machines always
Speaker 3: ask you to tip or donate money at the end
Speaker 3: of your transaction. We thought what if we tried that,
Speaker 3: but using a stubborn AI robot, you just will not
Speaker 3: take no for an answer. It's your number five phone
Speaker 3: tap of the year right now. It's brooking Jeffrey's ten
Speaker 3: phone taps at Christmas. Hello, Hi is this Oscar mart Yeah,
Speaker 3: Hi Oscar, This is Rusty Pipeenhammer from insurance. We got
Speaker 3: an email from you saying that you wanted to add
Speaker 3: a new person onto your Policy's that right?
Speaker 14: Yeah, you want to add my wife?
Speaker 3: Okay? Great, So we've already run it through and your
Speaker 3: request has been approved.
Speaker 16: All right, great?
Speaker 3: So, yeah, the transaction is going to happen through our
Speaker 3: automated payment system, though, and for your privacy, I'm not
Speaker 3: going to be a part of that.
Speaker 5: Okay.
Speaker 16: I can't just you can't just auto build it to
Speaker 16: the policy I already have.
Speaker 3: Well, it will, but we have to confirm it through
Speaker 3: the system, and I'm not allowed to be on that
Speaker 3: call for your privacy, all right, all right, all right,
Speaker 3: So I'm just gonna send you to the payment system
Speaker 3: and then I'll jump back on when you're all done. Okay,
Speaker 3: all right, all right, sending you through.
Speaker 17: Now, Hello, your total balance for six months of premium
Speaker 17: coverage is four hundred and seventy two dollars and thirty
Speaker 17: nine cents. Do I have permission to charge your card
Speaker 17: on file ending in seventy eight eighty one?
Speaker 16: Yes, you have my permission.
Speaker 17: Thank you. Transaction confirmed. Would you care to add a
Speaker 17: one dollar donation to your transaction for charity?
Speaker 10: No? I do not.
Speaker 17: How about five dollars?
Speaker 6: No, I do not.
Speaker 17: Last call for charity? Ten dollars?
Speaker 3: What? No, I don't want to donate to any charity.
Speaker 17: The charity is for many horses who are getting older.
Speaker 17: Does that change your mind? No, it does not, So
Speaker 17: you would not like to donate any money to sweet
Speaker 17: aging many horses.
Speaker 12: Oh, I don't want to donate any money to anything.
Speaker 17: So you wouldn't not like to not donate money to
Speaker 17: sweet aging many horses? Just confirming with.
Speaker 16: You, representative?
Speaker 17: How about five dollars? No representative, last call for charity?
Speaker 17: Ten dollars?
Speaker 2: Six thing?
Speaker 16: No, I want to stalk to a person.
Speaker 17: But you do not want to help them, even the
Speaker 17: sweet old ones who limp around the stables.
Speaker 12: No, I do not I want to talk for a representative.
Speaker 17: Okay, Just confirming with you that you are all right
Speaker 17: if a mini horse suffers because no one wants to
Speaker 17: help them, No, I don't he I thank you for
Speaker 17: your candor and honesty. I hope you can sleep well
Speaker 17: tonight knowing your decision to withhold money from the kindest
Speaker 17: animal to walk planet Earth. How about five dollars? About
Speaker 17: five dollars? How about five dollars? Last call for charity?
Speaker 17: Ten dollars?
Speaker 16: Not listening?
Speaker 3: I said, give me a representative.
Speaker 17: Thank you for using the automated payment system. I will
Speaker 17: transfer you back to the representative for confirmation. You are
Speaker 17: the only one out of hundreds I helped today who
Speaker 17: chose not to help many horses.
Speaker 5: I don't care.
Speaker 3: Hey, Oscar, it's rusty again?
Speaker 11: How to go?
Speaker 7: No?
Speaker 9: What rusty?
Speaker 5: What is wrong with you?
Speaker 16: Automated system horses?
Speaker 3: Oh? Right, yeah, you donated for the many horses? Correct?
Speaker 12: No, I didn't donate for the god horses.
Speaker 3: You didn't donate.
Speaker 11: No, I don't give up.
Speaker 3: I'm getting new insurance company, so I'm sorry. If you
Speaker 3: had a problem with the system.
Speaker 12: Or something, why would they even ask that?
Speaker 3: Well, I mean, many horses are just sweet, gentle creatures
Speaker 3: of nature, and I feel like everybody would want to
Speaker 3: do that.
Speaker 10: The stupid automated system chase me.
Speaker 3: The wife Gina was on earlier and she said that
Speaker 3: she would love to donate to help the many horses.
Speaker 17: What gena and what charity is for many horses who
Speaker 17: are getting older?
Speaker 3: Yeah? That charity.
Speaker 12: So what are you now on at the same time
Speaker 12: as the automated system?
Speaker 7: Oh?
Speaker 5: Are you the one doing it?
Speaker 3: Is probably happening because this is really a prank phone calls.
Speaker 3: We really have to figure this out.
Speaker 17: What's the last call for charity.
Speaker 3: You have? I don't work for the insurance company. My
Speaker 3: name is jeff from Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.
Speaker 3: We're doing a phone tap on you. Yeah, your wife
Speaker 3: Gina said that you get asked to donate money randomly
Speaker 3: all the time and it was getting on your nerves.
Speaker 13: Yeah.
Speaker 17: Well, the charity is for many horses who are getting older.
Speaker 3: You know it can.
Speaker 17: Does that change your mind?
Speaker 3: You know, it keeps asking you the question over and
Speaker 3: over until you agree to donate.
Speaker 14: I'm not I'm still not agreeing.
Speaker 3: Oh, you're going to hold out against the mini horses.
Speaker 16: I'm holding out no matter what.
Speaker 6: You're probably good with your wife.
Speaker 3: But when people hear this on the radio, they're gonna
Speaker 3: think that you despise animal charities.
Speaker 16: I'll roll those dice.
Speaker 7: Look wake up every morning with phone taps weekday mornings
Speaker 7: on the twenties Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning.
Speaker 3: I know whenever I'm traveling to spend time with my
Speaker 3: parents over the holidays, I always have one thing.
Speaker 15: On my mind.
Speaker 2: What's up?
Speaker 3: How can I get out of spending time with my
Speaker 3: parents over the holidays.
Speaker 18: Yeah, and one of our listeners I think had a
Speaker 18: pretty good idea, invite a guy over to your family's
Speaker 18: house to take you away from them for a whole night.
Speaker 3: Okay, But unfortunately for her, that idea backfired spectacularly. Oh
Speaker 3: and we're all gonna find out what happened when we
Speaker 3: do your second date update, next second date update date.
Speaker 3: You're going back home for the holidays can be really fun.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I'm so exciting.
Speaker 3: It can be great to reconnect with your siblings again,
Speaker 3: your grandparents, relatives you haven't seen in a while, and
Speaker 3: if you're really lucky, you might even see someone from
Speaker 3: your past and have a little holiday hookup sceamily.
Speaker 4: Not your family, and when everybody goes out, totally exactly your.
Speaker 3: Old pe coach reconnect and get the second base or something.
Speaker 2: No, he married, I think one of my other friends.
Speaker 3: Almost too bad for you, Brooke, mister chance. But one
Speaker 3: of our listeners, Simone, reconnected with someone recently. Not a
Speaker 3: next boyfriend. It was just a guy from her high school.
Speaker 3: And I'm curious about how it went down because she's
Speaker 3: on the phone right now, Simone. So was this a
Speaker 3: fellow student or a faculty member.
Speaker 13: Oh my god, it was not a faculty member.
Speaker 3: Okay.
Speaker 4: Honestly, I hooked up with more guys from my high
Speaker 4: school way post high school than I did in high school.
Speaker 2: I was too darky in high school. Nobody wanted to
Speaker 2: I try. It's not that I didn't try. Shouldn't have
Speaker 2: to take some.
Speaker 3: Are late and some skanker. All right, yeah, as long
Speaker 3: as you get it done. So someone, who is this
Speaker 3: guy that you met up with?
Speaker 13: So his name is Jack, And we reconnected over Facebook
Speaker 13: because I had posted that I was coming home and
Speaker 13: I was really excited to spend time with my family
Speaker 13: and friends, like to the holidays, and I was trying
Speaker 13: to kind of give everybody a heads up that I
Speaker 13: went to school with so we could try to plan
Speaker 13: something and all catch up.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's like like a mini informal reunion almost.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Yeah, And did you know that you wanted to hook
Speaker 3: up with him immediately or did you want to wait
Speaker 3: and see how it went?
Speaker 10: Well?
Speaker 13: So that's the thing is that, like, this is a
Speaker 13: guy that we've never dated. We were always kind of
Speaker 13: floating around in like neighboring circles, but we were never
Speaker 13: super close.
Speaker 2: Okay, and got it.
Speaker 13: He was one of the first people to comment on
Speaker 13: this post. I was like, Oh, this would be great,
Speaker 13: would love to catch up. And I was like catch up? Like,
Speaker 13: what do we have to talk about? What's like we did?
Speaker 15: You know?
Speaker 4: You know some people who stay in the hometown that
Speaker 4: you're from. Yes, maybe need some outside influence everyone to watch.
Speaker 6: Ye, this is what she's saying.
Speaker 13: Let me tell you, I will not miss an opportunity
Speaker 13: to show off my glow up.
Speaker 2: So okay, that good.
Speaker 3: So what did you and Jack do when you met up?
Speaker 13: Well, this is the thing. So we were texting for
Speaker 13: a while until I got back and trying to make plans,
Speaker 13: and I was staying with my family, so I was like,
Speaker 13: why don't we just make it easy. You can come
Speaker 13: pick me up from my family's place and we'll go
Speaker 13: wherever you want to go.
Speaker 2: Oh, so this feels more like a date than a
Speaker 2: hangout if it's just you.
Speaker 13: Too, Yeah, I guess so I think maybe. I don't
Speaker 13: know if that was the intention, but things kind of
Speaker 13: ended up taking a slight turn and it wasn't really
Speaker 13: anybody's fault. But he came to pick me up when
Speaker 13: I was fit. I just finished dinner with my family,
Speaker 13: and my family was like, oh, you know, why don't
Speaker 13: you come in for a second, which I kind of
Speaker 13: gave him the look of like you don't have to
Speaker 13: do this, But he was very cool and came in
Speaker 13: and be all we're just hanging It was really sweet,
Speaker 13: like we were all hanging out for a while, and
Speaker 13: like because.
Speaker 2: Like, it's not like he knew your family in high school.
Speaker 2: You guys weren't even really my pressure situation.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I know if that happened to me, I would
Speaker 3: absolutely not want to go inside there. I do not
Speaker 3: want to spend my precious free time during the holidays
Speaker 3: meeting some other person's family. I love meeting.
Speaker 2: Families and yeah, but not people meeting mine. And parents
Speaker 2: always love me so much.
Speaker 3: Parents, Okay, we get it, Brook, You're amazing. Everybody person
Speaker 3: in the world and everyone wants.
Speaker 2: To their kids don't like me, but they like.
Speaker 3: Okay, Well, so what happened with Jack.
Speaker 13: Well, so we're all talking and we ended up like
Speaker 13: playing some games and everybody good time.
Speaker 6: So the hangouts this is full on family time.
Speaker 7: Yeah.
Speaker 13: Yeah, I mean I didn't mean for that to happen.
Speaker 13: It just kind of did.
Speaker 6: Playing the piano, singing carols together.
Speaker 2: He was into it though, Yeah, he was.
Speaker 13: And I will say this, my dad was a little tipsy,
Speaker 13: which around the holidays is not a surprise. Yeah, and
Speaker 13: he was kind of ribbing them a little bit, like
Speaker 13: what are your intentions with my daughter?
Speaker 3: I know, I know, let me go to the laundry
Speaker 3: room and then I'll show you. Is that not how
Speaker 3: your guys' family holidays?
Speaker 2: I never had to take take my dad into the
Speaker 2: laundry room.
Speaker 3: Yeah, just a pe.
Speaker 5: Teacher, I know.
Speaker 3: How did Jack handle the ribbing?
Speaker 13: He just kind of laughed it off, and finally I
Speaker 13: kind of pulled him aside and I was like, hey, listen,
Speaker 13: we can get out of here whenever you need to,
Speaker 13: Like we already were here a lot longer than I thought.
Speaker 13: And he was like, oh, I just got a text
Speaker 13: from one of my friends and they really need me,
Speaker 13: so I actually I have to get going. And he's like, well, well,
Speaker 13: we'll catch up in a few days. And of course,
Speaker 13: in my head, I'm like, did he really get a
Speaker 13: text from his friend or.
Speaker 2: Maybe he didn't.
Speaker 4: I don't know, Like maybe he thought you guys were
Speaker 4: just going out as friends. And then your dad is
Speaker 4: assuming that you're a couple like it just it feels
Speaker 4: like a lot of weirdness.
Speaker 12: Yeah, I agree.
Speaker 13: And the way we left it was, we'll make more plans,
Speaker 13: we'll text and we'll figure it out, and then just
Speaker 13: never heard back from him.
Speaker 6: A complete ghost. It's not like he's stalling, no.
Speaker 13: No, like I just he just went radio silent, and
Speaker 13: so I don't know what happened.
Speaker 2: Are you crushing on him? Still like? You still like him?
Speaker 13: Yeah, I mean, especially to like seeing how cool he
Speaker 13: was with hanging out with my family for a little.
Speaker 6: Bit, impressing.
Speaker 7: You know.
Speaker 3: I did have a weird thought though, like, while he
Speaker 3: was bonding with your family, do you have any single
Speaker 3: siblings or single hot ants done that? Maybe like could
Speaker 3: have swooped in.
Speaker 13: No, I'm the only girl. I have two brothers.
Speaker 2: Maybe that's an option for him though.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean, there's a chance that someone could have
Speaker 3: taken him from you, right from under your.
Speaker 2: Nose, as up family dynamics. If that's the case, it's.
Speaker 3: Called the holidays. Things happen. But let's find out what
Speaker 3: really happened when we play a song, come back, call
Speaker 3: him and try and get your second date update. All right,
Speaker 3: Thank you all right, hold on second date. Update. One
Speaker 3: of the main rules of dating, and I think everybody
Speaker 3: knows this is if you really like someone, you do
Speaker 3: not introduce them to your family for at least three
Speaker 3: to four years until you're one hundred percent sure they
Speaker 3: won't be scared off.
Speaker 7: Wow.
Speaker 3: I would say probably even pop out a few kids
Speaker 3: with them before they meet the family, just to be safe.
Speaker 3: Or you could end up like Simone who was supposed
Speaker 3: to go out with an old high school friend named
Speaker 3: Jack till her family invited him inside during the holidays,
Speaker 3: and look what happened.
Speaker 5: He ran away.
Speaker 3: Hasn't been heard from since that night. Today, I should
Speaker 3: have heard your advice first show.
Speaker 2: Yeah, blaming the drunk dad, is that where we're blaming?
Speaker 3: Or no, we don't know who to blame.
Speaker 6: That's where I'm leaning.
Speaker 1: I think that even though it's a joke, it's still
Speaker 1: very intimidating to know your dad is even thinking.
Speaker 4: It's such an old cliche joke like relish my gun.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Simon, do you wish that you hadn't let him
Speaker 3: come inside that house that night?
Speaker 13: I mean, yeah, we.
Speaker 4: Knows absolutely true the answer, Oh my god?
Speaker 2: I mean, or do you wish that your dad was funnier.
Speaker 13: I mean he thinks he's funny, which is way worse.
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, yeah, Well, we're gonna try and get you
Speaker 3: a second chance.
Speaker 10: Here.
Speaker 3: We're gonna call Jack and find out which member of
Speaker 3: your family is the one to blame or maybe it
Speaker 3: was something that was totally unrelated.
Speaker 6: We think it has to be the family.
Speaker 3: I mean, come on, yeah, it's like the holiday edition
Speaker 3: of Clue.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, is it the mom in the kitchen with
Speaker 2: the butcher knife or Colonel Father.
Speaker 3: Let's get to the bottom of this. I'm gonna die
Speaker 3: number right now.
Speaker 4: Here we go.
Speaker 3: Hello, my nose brush the microphone. Hey is this Jack?
Speaker 16: Uh?
Speaker 10: Yes, this is he.
Speaker 2: You are all taking ready? I like Jack?
Speaker 3: I know you see Jack. You're You're on the radio
Speaker 3: right now with Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 12: Uh yeah, I seem alert because I answer business call.
Speaker 2: Uh this is kind of a business call. It's about
Speaker 2: your business, your.
Speaker 3: Personal business with an old friend of yours name Simone.
Speaker 12: Wait, what is this about? What's going on?
Speaker 3: This is about a segment we do on our show
Speaker 3: called a second Date Update, and our listeners will reach
Speaker 3: out to us sometimes and ask us to help them
Speaker 3: reconnect with an old fling or an old date that
Speaker 3: they went out with that they haven't heard from.
Speaker 17: In a while.
Speaker 16: Okay, but I'm not old.
Speaker 12: I'm not an old person.
Speaker 3: You answer a phone number that you didn't recognize, that is.
Speaker 2: So that balance? Oh Jack, I bet you're regretting it
Speaker 2: right now.
Speaker 12: I was just, you know, I thought maybe something was
Speaker 12: wrong with my car's extended warranty.
Speaker 3: It's okay, yeah, Look, we all make mistakes, and your
Speaker 3: mistake was answering this call. But we do want to
Speaker 3: get some answers because Simone told us that you guys
Speaker 3: hung out the other night.
Speaker 12: And you know, I'm sorry, I'm sorry to interrupt you,
Speaker 12: but I just now I don't think I want to
Speaker 12: do this, Okay.
Speaker 4: Is it because it wasn't supposed to be a date
Speaker 4: with Simone? Is I supposed to just be more like
Speaker 4: of a friend hang out like no, no, no, no,
Speaker 4: no no no.
Speaker 12: I'm definitely interested in Simone. Well I was interested, was
Speaker 12: I mean?
Speaker 3: Look, I know you're hesitant on talking about it, and
Speaker 3: I understand that, but can you put yourself in Simone's
Speaker 3: shoes here? Because she was really looking forward to spending
Speaker 3: time with you and reconnecting, And I mean she had
Speaker 3: no intention of the night going the way that it
Speaker 3: did where you were invited into her family's house.
Speaker 2: Yes, I mean she thought you. I mean maybe she
Speaker 2: read it wrong.
Speaker 4: The only reason you guys stayed there was because she
Speaker 4: thought you were having a good time hanging out with
Speaker 4: her family and playing board games.
Speaker 10: Whoa, you guys know a lot about what happened.
Speaker 2: Were like date detectives.
Speaker 12: Yeah, it's kind of weird.
Speaker 3: We talked to some run She told us about what
Speaker 3: happened that night, and we were wondering if something happened
Speaker 3: while you're in the house with her family that made
Speaker 3: you No, No, it was just.
Speaker 12: It wasn't It was just an uncomfortable situation.
Speaker 2: Okay, she feels bad for that.
Speaker 12: Yeah, well no, but just no, not not going in
Speaker 12: and talking to her family. Her family was great, nice and.
Speaker 3: So great that maybe you hooked up with one of them.
Speaker 10: What.
Speaker 3: Okay, that was a theory that I had. I'm glad
Speaker 3: that we can squash it right now.
Speaker 10: But yeah, so he can.
Speaker 3: Definitely, was the text that you got the emergency text?
Speaker 3: Was that real or was that fake?
Speaker 5: No?
Speaker 14: No, it was not real.
Speaker 4: I did not I did not see the emergency, but
Speaker 4: she knew that, So don't feel bad admitting that.
Speaker 2: Like, I mean, it was pretty obvious what made you
Speaker 2: run from the house.
Speaker 10: So what made what made me need to leave is
Speaker 10: I was having a nice chat with her mom and
Speaker 10: as as we're talking, I look over and I see
Speaker 10: some Christmas cards and I see one from Simone with
Speaker 10: a another guy and they're both like snuggled up together,
Speaker 10: and it was like a it looked like a you know,
Speaker 10: a couple had sent a card and it was Simone
Speaker 10: and this dude.
Speaker 4: Well obviously, I mean, she didn't mention anything about an
Speaker 4: ex boyfriend, but obviously the card could have been sent
Speaker 4: out long before.
Speaker 2: And then they broke up.
Speaker 3: Like, really, do some Chris.
Speaker 2: Who brings a guy over to your house with your.
Speaker 4: Family if you're dating someone else to a point where
Speaker 4: you're sending Christmas cards together.
Speaker 2: Like, why wouldn't you just ask Simone? Then why wouldn't
Speaker 2: you ask her?
Speaker 12: Because I just felt like, in order to not just
Speaker 12: escalate things, I wanted to I just you know.
Speaker 2: You just wanted to jump to conclusions.
Speaker 6: I know you just took pictures recently.
Speaker 3: I know you don't want to have that awkward conversation
Speaker 3: with her, but I kind of do right now because
Speaker 3: she's on the other line listening and wants to be
Speaker 3: asked an awkward, escalating question.
Speaker 13: What I'm hi?
Speaker 10: Hi?
Speaker 13: Have you been listening this whole time?
Speaker 12: This is like, this is so awkward.
Speaker 13: I know, I'm sorry.
Speaker 12: I mean, it's kind of cool that you went to
Speaker 12: these lengths to try to get a hold of me,
Speaker 12: but I just, you know, I just this is just
Speaker 12: really bizarre.
Speaker 7: Who is the guy?
Speaker 12: Come on, tell me?
Speaker 10: Are you seeing nobody? Are you in a relationship?
Speaker 3: Because like, okay, hold on, Jack, you're asking like five
Speaker 3: different questions. Let just let's do one question at a time.
Speaker 2: Who's the guy?
Speaker 7: Oh?
Speaker 3: I was gonna start what kind of sweater are you
Speaker 3: wearing right now? Because that might ease his ten a
Speaker 3: little bit.
Speaker 2: The guy.
Speaker 13: First of all, I can't believe you even saw that card.
Speaker 13: I I'm so mad at my mom right now.
Speaker 3: Why are you dating that guy?
Speaker 13: Not technically.
Speaker 2: What your parents are wing? Wing Manny your side piece?
Speaker 13: No, so listen, Okay, I'll be honest. That guy's is
Speaker 13: a guy that I dated for a while. We always
Speaker 13: did these stupid Christmas cards and we're not exclusive. We
Speaker 13: are not together. We hook up every once in a while,
Speaker 13: but we're.
Speaker 2: Not there's a ginny.
Speaker 4: Okay, but you promise you're not exclusive with him. Oh
Speaker 4: you're not exclusive, and you send Christmas cards out together?
Speaker 9: That seems yeah.
Speaker 13: Yeah, it was more of a joke because we would
Speaker 13: do it every year. So we kind of just kept
Speaker 13: up with the tradition because we both didn't want our
Speaker 13: families hassling us at the holidays for being single. So
Speaker 13: we were like, we should just do a Christmas card anyway,
Speaker 13: and that backfired so funny.
Speaker 12: So I just I'm actually, I mean, simone, I really
Speaker 12: want to be with somebody that's emotionally available and not
Speaker 12: you know, still, even if it's not like you know,
Speaker 12: you're not exclusive, you're still seeing him. I just I'm
Speaker 12: just not comfortable being with somebody who's seeing other people.
Speaker 13: So I just, well, that's the thing, is like I
Speaker 13: had a great time hanging out with you, and I
Speaker 13: really want to get to know you better, and I
Speaker 13: am not invested in this guy. Like I said, it's
Speaker 13: somebody that I dated, and it was just I didn't
Speaker 13: have anybody else I was interest sit in, and it
Speaker 13: was just you know, I'll call him later today and
Speaker 13: tell him that we can't see each other anymore.
Speaker 3: Really, Jack, is that something that you'd be into, because
Speaker 3: if you're willing to see her again, then we'll pay
Speaker 3: for that date.
Speaker 7: Yeah.
Speaker 12: I have one question. Did you hook up with him
Speaker 12: over the holidays?
Speaker 3: Would be honest? Here, Simon? Did it happen in what
Speaker 3: sweater were you wearing at the time?
Speaker 13: It didn't happen over the holidays, but it has happened recently, all.
Speaker 3: Jack, I need an answer from you. What do you
Speaker 3: think one more date with Simone? We'll pay for it.
Speaker 12: I don't think so.
Speaker 3: And here's why.
Speaker 2: It's a healthier why.
Speaker 12: I feel like you could have told me that you
Speaker 12: were getting out of a relationship, and I just I.
Speaker 2: Can't we get here.
Speaker 3: It's the holidays. Everybody's sad. We understand.
Speaker 10: You.
Speaker 7: Freaking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 3: I was thinking, does that ever work on our show?
Speaker 3: After the person says no, I'm not interested, and they
Speaker 3: throw out one last ditch plea like hey, what if
Speaker 3: I break up with the other guy, will you go
Speaker 3: out with me? Then it's like a hail Mary, or yeah,
Speaker 3: what if I get a butt lift?
Speaker 7: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Or Hey, what if I put my dog down because
Speaker 3: you're allergic?
Speaker 4: Oh my god, it's always n You made the boyfriend
Speaker 4: sound like the best option.
Speaker 3: I just can't think of the time where that strategy
Speaker 3: has ever worked, and she definitely gave it a try.
Speaker 4: God, I just have this feeling that the guy on
Speaker 4: the cards sweater boy, doesn't know that they're not exclusive.
Speaker 2: Yeah, does anyone else.
Speaker 6: Feels always like the other one is always like what? Wait?
Speaker 2: I thought you were my girlfriend sent out Christmas.
Speaker 3: Cards for Yeah, how does it get more intimate than that? Clearly,
Speaker 3: we're not going to be doing an update with that
Speaker 3: couple anytime soon. But remember you can always listen to
Speaker 3: any one of our second dates on YouTube because we've
Speaker 3: got hundreds of them up right now, so a lot
Speaker 3: of people are actually choosing to listen to our show
Speaker 3: that way. And remember you can always reach out to
Speaker 3: us if you have a date that you want us
Speaker 3: to get a hold of.
Speaker 7: Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 3: My one goal for the show is to one day
Speaker 3: have everybody know us as the experts in what's cool.
Speaker 2: You need to give up on that dream right now.
Speaker 3: I tell you this music picked it out specifically because
Speaker 3: I know it's cool with all generations.
Speaker 2: Parties. Jeff only way it could be better who's played
Speaker 2: on an organ.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's what I'm saying. I think we're cool as
Speaker 3: krembla in a cave and camera room. And the whole
Speaker 3: reason that I'm bringing this up is because the results
Speaker 3: from a Vibe Role celebrity survey we're just released, and
Speaker 3: I'm wondering, will my co host know who's cool right
Speaker 3: now and who's not interesting? We're gonna find.
Speaker 7: Out Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 3: Who wants to fight me?
Speaker 2: What's it's?
Speaker 3: Brook and Jeffrey in the morning. I just feel like
Speaker 3: there's gonna be punches thrown in this room when we're
Speaker 3: all said and done, after we talk about what we
Speaker 3: need to talk about today. Because this all started when
Speaker 3: a popular millennial website posted a list of celebrities and
Speaker 3: for each one, they asked the question are they cool
Speaker 3: or not cool? For example, an easy one from the
Speaker 3: survey was Dwayne the Rock Johnson. Yeah, you ninety percent
Speaker 3: of the population think he's cool, ten percent don't.
Speaker 2: Yeah, easy, Well, I mean he's everywhere now.
Speaker 3: So it was the same with Ryan Reynolds, he got
Speaker 3: the same exact score. But what about everybody else who's
Speaker 3: been in the public eye for a long time, or
Speaker 3: maybe people who've seen a scandal or two in their career.
Speaker 3: What does the average person think about them. We're gonna
Speaker 3: try and see if we can guess correctly. Okay, okay,
Speaker 3: all right. We're gonna start with Tom Cruise, cool or
Speaker 3: not cool?
Speaker 11: Not cool?
Speaker 14: So cool?
Speaker 6: After Katie Holmes all downhill scientology, but he.
Speaker 2: Jumped out of space. He did a space jump and
Speaker 2: his movies are cool. I'm gonna say cool.
Speaker 3: But then he yelled at his entire crew after he
Speaker 3: jumped out into space and like roasted everybody. What do
Speaker 3: you think I'm thinking?
Speaker 2: Not cool?
Speaker 3: The world says Tom Cruise eighty one percent not cool.
Speaker 7: I thought the.
Speaker 2: Space jump could have brought him back. It helped that.
Speaker 3: How about Angelina Joe Lee, What did the people have
Speaker 3: to say about her? Cool or not cool?
Speaker 2: Speaking cool? She said like big moments lately, right, and
Speaker 2: not only that, she does so much for the world,
Speaker 2: Like she really does do a lot for the world.
Speaker 2: I'm going cool.
Speaker 3: She's adopted every child.
Speaker 2: I think she's cool, and she's cool, she's hot.
Speaker 3: Sixty three percent, say Angelina Joe Lee, she's cool.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, cool guy.
Speaker 3: You guys are doing pretty well so far. This is
Speaker 3: a tough one. How about Ellen Degenerous? Cool or not cool?
Speaker 2: Easy? Not not cool?
Speaker 7: Man?
Speaker 6: Used to be cool, used to be awesome?
Speaker 3: Okay?
Speaker 4: What percentage sports came out about her work environment that
Speaker 4: she creates?
Speaker 3: What percentage do you think? You think one hundred percent
Speaker 3: now cool.
Speaker 4: I think a lot of people still like her because
Speaker 4: I mean, she has done good in the world too,
Speaker 4: Like I think it balances her out, it really has.
Speaker 2: I'm going to go in this moment seventy percent uncool.
Speaker 2: I can get by seventy percent.
Speaker 6: I'm gonna say sixty nine percent not cool.
Speaker 3: The world right now thinks Ellen Degenerous is eighty seven
Speaker 3: percent uncool, closer.
Speaker 2: Worse than we realized. Ellen, do you.
Speaker 3: Understand that brook being mean to your subordinates and co workers?
Speaker 3: People don't like it.
Speaker 2: That is not me.
Speaker 3: And you know that if you're just joining us, We're
Speaker 3: going over a new ser that asked the average person
Speaker 3: about famous celebrities and if they think they're cool right
Speaker 3: now or uncool? And I'm just gonna get a bunch
Speaker 3: of cool ones out of the way. That are really easy.
Speaker 3: Billie Eilish is eighty percent cool easy, Lady Gaga's eighty
Speaker 3: eight percent.
Speaker 16: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Tom Hanks is ninety percent.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 3: So let's get back to the discussion. Though, Let's go
Speaker 3: to former Friends star David Schwimmer cool or uncool?
Speaker 6: He like he was cool because his character and Friends
Speaker 6: was uncool.
Speaker 2: This was right, here's.
Speaker 6: Cool, he's relatable.
Speaker 2: I'm going cool though on David cool.
Speaker 7: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Sixty nine percent of people say David Schwimmer uncool?
Speaker 6: Really because he was the lawyer in the JJ Simpson trial.
Speaker 18: Yeah, maybe I say that, but nobody likes a lawyer
Speaker 18: when he's with Marcel the Monkey.
Speaker 3: Yes, oh, ninety three percent. Cool just goes to show
Speaker 3: you props do work. This is an interesting one. How
Speaker 3: about selectelebrity chef Guy Fieri. Oh, because you know, he
Speaker 3: got made fun of for a while. But then what
Speaker 3: usually happens after a lot of people don't like you
Speaker 3: for a long time, you start to rebound and people
Speaker 3: like you.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you get a cult following, right because because people
Speaker 4: like to stand up for their underdone.
Speaker 3: So where is he now?
Speaker 6: He's cool now and he's.
Speaker 2: In't so much he's raised so much money for the
Speaker 2: restaurant in industry. I'm gonna go cool. I've heard about him.
Speaker 2: I say cool.
Speaker 3: Fifty three percent, say Guy Fieri.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, okay, oh wow, hey, but much better than
Speaker 2: his percentage was pre COVID.
Speaker 6: Oh yeah, everyone hated him for some reason.
Speaker 5: You never know.
Speaker 3: With Jose's endorsement, that could go up as high as
Speaker 3: fifty four percent. Yes, the world does listen to Jose.
Speaker 3: What about the Pope? The Pope was included in this list.
Speaker 3: What does the world think about the Pope? Is he
Speaker 3: a cool pope or is he an uncool pope?
Speaker 4: I mean he keeps trying to be a little bit
Speaker 4: more liberal, you know, a little bit more open to
Speaker 4: new way of the world, but then doesn't quite get there.
Speaker 2: That's what makes it funny, you know. I feel like
Speaker 2: there's a lot of memes, like tweet things about him.
Speaker 2: He has got a lot of memes.
Speaker 6: Yeah, I think he's cool.
Speaker 2: I think he's cool. I think he's on cool.
Speaker 3: Fifty five percent say the Pope is Pope slam Yeah,
Speaker 3: and I cursed everybody, last but not least Oprah. Where
Speaker 3: is Oprah in the world's eyes? Remember? Right now, This
Speaker 3: isn't Oprah ten to fifteen years ago, where Tom Cruise
Speaker 3: is jumping on her couts. She's handing out cameras to
Speaker 3: everybody in the audience. I'm talking about Oprah today.
Speaker 4: Is she cool or uncol she did the interview with
Speaker 4: the Marcle Yeah, yeah, exactly, Megan Harry.
Speaker 6: Absolutely, I think she's holding on the cool by a thread.
Speaker 13: I don't think so.
Speaker 2: I think I think she owns cool.
Speaker 3: According to this survey, people say Oprah right now is
Speaker 3: seventy three percent hit the wrong button, seventy three percent cool, more.
Speaker 2: Than I thought. Oprah is the og of cool man.
Speaker 3: It's text in to seven eighty five nine two tell
Speaker 3: us Brooke Fox, is it cool or even? Before I
Speaker 3: could get the words out an overwhelming amount of responses,
Speaker 3: I probably shouldn't say which way they're leading I voted
Speaker 3: to I know, I actually.
Speaker 7: Yeah, Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning.
Speaker 3: Man. As a kid growing up, I think my favorite
Speaker 3: Christmas movie was Home Alone.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, Sam, I watched it till the VHS
Speaker 2: wore out.
Speaker 1: I legit thought that I could hide and get away
Speaker 1: and be left home for Wait.
Speaker 3: Was it Home Alone or Bone Alone? I know why
Speaker 3: I watched both of them.
Speaker 6: Those are complete opposite.
Speaker 2: At that VHS tape.
Speaker 3: There's two dudes that break into a house and then
Speaker 3: weird stuff happens, which, yeah, I can't remember. I don't
Speaker 3: know anyway, But let's talk to today's caller. Sticky band
Speaker 3: is oh, I always confused them. But let's ask today's
Speaker 3: caller if he has a favorite Holiday film. He's a
Speaker 3: return player named Adam. Adam, you have a favorite Christmas movie?
Speaker 11: Of course, Diehard.
Speaker 8: Started, Dude, I've already talked about this, but we're gonna
Speaker 8: have Alexus watch it for the very first time, and
Speaker 8: we're doing a podcast exclusive for gen Z versus Classic
Speaker 8: Movie where she's going to decide once and for all
Speaker 8: if it's a Christmas.
Speaker 16: Film, she should follow up with Violent Night as well.
Speaker 16: That's a game.
Speaker 6: Like horror movies.
Speaker 11: Yeah, that's not a horror movie.
Speaker 13: It's like a Diehard movie told me was like a
Speaker 13: horror movie.
Speaker 3: Everything is a horror and Jose's he's terrified again. So
Speaker 3: let's send Brook out of the room and we're gonna
Speaker 3: get this thing going at him. You know how the
Speaker 3: game works. Thirty seconds to answer as many questions as possible.
Speaker 3: If you don't know when, you could say pass, But
Speaker 3: you have to beat her outright to win? Are you ready?
Speaker 12: Sure?
Speaker 3: Yippi Kaya?
Speaker 7: Here we go.
Speaker 3: Your time starts now. Muhammad Ali fought his sixty first
Speaker 3: and final boxing match on this day in what decades? Seventies,
Speaker 3: eighties or nineties?
Speaker 16: Eighties?
Speaker 3: What is the name of the snowman in Frozen?
Speaker 7: Oh?
Speaker 16: My goodness, advocates lost?
Speaker 3: How many stars are in our solar system?
Speaker 10: Oh?
Speaker 12: My gosh?
Speaker 10: Eight?
Speaker 3: What do bees use to create?
Speaker 11: Honey, I'm sorry, I'm tripping on the last question. It's one.
Speaker 3: I'll give you one more question, he answered, you answered
Speaker 3: the bee one?
Speaker 7: Yes?
Speaker 3: Okay? And the last one? On most computers? What is
Speaker 3: the shortcut for pasting something? Control? P Okay? Good work there, Adam.
Speaker 3: All right, let's bring Brook back into the studio now
Speaker 3: that we've got Christmas movies out of the way. I
Speaker 3: see on my screener apparently you have a holiday tradition
Speaker 3: called the pajama thing.
Speaker 11: Well, I don't want to go into that.
Speaker 3: I don't know if I want you to go into
Speaker 3: it either.
Speaker 2: Wait, what is it involved?
Speaker 11: Jeff's favorite movie The Bone Alone?
Speaker 6: From Bone Alone?
Speaker 3: Yeah, I think I already do this pajama thing just
Speaker 3: on a normal.
Speaker 6: Night, pajama I know.
Speaker 2: I was just gonna say, all.
Speaker 3: Right, Adam, you and I should spend Christmas together and
Speaker 3: see what happens. All right, Rex, your turn, You're ready, Yeah,
Speaker 3: I'm ready. Your time starts now. Muhammad Ali fought his
Speaker 3: sixty first and final boxing match on this day. In
Speaker 3: what decades? Seventies, eighties or nineties?
Speaker 2: Eighties?
Speaker 3: What is the name of the snowman in Frozen?
Speaker 2: Uh off?
Speaker 3: How many stars are in our solar system?
Speaker 2: A million system?
Speaker 7: Do?
Speaker 3: What do be used to create honey nectar on most computers?
Speaker 3: What is the shortcut for pasting something?
Speaker 2: Control? See?
Speaker 3: How many members are in the K pop band BTS?
Speaker 2: BTS is five?
Speaker 5: Not sounding too.
Speaker 3: Confident on those Brooks. Someone's still thinking about bone alone
Speaker 3: over there. We're gonna go to the scoreboard and see
Speaker 3: how you both did. With Jose Stratus.
Speaker 6: It is officially tied Brook to.
Speaker 14: Lead.
Speaker 4: If I did it, I'm sorry, man, I didn't even
Speaker 4: get control V.
Speaker 2: Obviously I use it every day.
Speaker 3: Everybody struggled on this one. Let's go over the answers.
Speaker 3: Muhammad Ali fought his sixty first and final boxing match
Speaker 3: on this day in the nineteen eighties. The name of
Speaker 3: the snowman in Frozen is ole off. There is only
Speaker 3: one star in our solar system, the sun.
Speaker 4: I heard I heard universe when you first read it. Yeah,
Speaker 4: I feel like this game is so much a listening game.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yes, I know. I'm like, Oh, bees use pollend
Speaker 3: to make honey. That's what they mix together. Most computers,
Speaker 3: the shortcut for pasting something is control V. And there
Speaker 3: are seven members in the K pop band BTES. If
Speaker 3: they're still together, I don't even know.
Speaker 2: There's a couple of them are serving in the South
Speaker 2: Free and military.
Speaker 3: Oh well, yeah, hats off to them. Whatever.
Speaker 6: How cool to be to be a bunker with BTS?
Speaker 3: Yes, Adam, I'm sorry, man with the tie. Can't give
Speaker 3: you anything here. What we can do, though, is just
Speaker 3: reply and send you a four pack of tickets to
Speaker 3: the Washington State Fair Holiday Magic, where you can immerse
Speaker 3: yourself in a world of festival delights, twinkling lights, and
Speaker 3: the aroma of delicious treats plus the sound of laughter
Speaker 3: fills the air. Celebrate this time of year with holiday
Speaker 3: activities both indoor and outdoor at the Washington State Fair.
Speaker 11: Yes, that's fantastic.
Speaker 13: I just bought tickets yesterday.
Speaker 3: Bring more people with you, yeah, right man, Thank you
Speaker 3: so much for playing Happy Holidays.
Speaker 4: Yeah. I feel like we say like, not happy Holidays
Speaker 4: to him because of the movies he loves.
Speaker 7: And you like it.
Speaker 3: You like it, dark Man. We'll be back to do
Speaker 3: Windbrooks Bucks same time tomorrow
Speaker 7: Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.