Speaker 1: What do you call a security guard who won't stop
Speaker 1: bothering you about your lack of ID? A badger.
Speaker 2: Shout out to my fingers. I can count on all
Speaker 2: of them.
Speaker 1: I just bought some invisibility cream. I got it on clearance.
Speaker 2: What do cows call each other when they are in love?
Speaker 2: Significant utters?
Speaker 1: Why did the snowman go to the dentist to fix
Speaker 1: his frostbite?
Speaker 2: Why did the vulture get kicked off the plane people
Speaker 2: kept complaining about his carrying luggage.
Speaker 1: Found out the real reason. Santa only had done and quarters.
Speaker 1: He was Nicholas.
Speaker 2: Why did the cats stop moving because it was on pause?
Speaker 1: What do you call an aunt who refuses to sing
Speaker 1: Christmas carols? A humbug.
Speaker 2: A candy cane that's been unwrapped is still just as valuable.
Speaker 2: It's always in meant condition.
Speaker 1: We'll continue with more Dad humor after this quick pause.
Speaker 1: Just deleted all the German contacts from my phone. It's
Speaker 1: now Hans free.
Speaker 2: Listen. If you're ever having a hard time with math homework,
Speaker 2: put on some glasses. It really helps with division.
Speaker 1: I thought I had told this joke about Dibbie Gibson before,
Speaker 1: but it was only in my dreams.
Speaker 2: My son got one of those RGB keyboards that lights
Speaker 2: up all the keys. I told him it was lit.
Speaker 1: Why did the insurance company hire the necromancer? He was
Speaker 1: a really good upraiser.
Speaker 2: I never really liked jokes about formatting word documents. They're
Speaker 2: only marginally funny.
Speaker 1: Why does Saint Louis welcome everyone because Missouri loves company.
Speaker 2: You can't play any flowers if you didn't bot me.
Speaker 1: How did the rancher learn of the affair between his
Speaker 1: wife and cal Hand He heard it through the bovine?
Speaker 2: Why did Gump lay down in bed for rest.
Speaker 1: The other night? I went out with a girl who
Speaker 1: wore a slinky little number. Did she ever look great
Speaker 1: going down the stairs?
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Speaker 2: well and I'll catch you tomorrow.
Speaker 1: Cheers.
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Speaker 2: Got some bad advice at the butcher's. They said my
Speaker 2: turkey would last three months in the freezer. Put it
Speaker 2: in last week and when I checked it this morning,
Speaker 2: it was dead.
Speaker 1: I think