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Speaker 3: He's making a list, he's checking it twice. Yes, gonna
Speaker 3: find out if you don't properly signal a.
Speaker 4: Lane change with your car. Blinker night. Yes, it's Brooken
Speaker 4: Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 3: Cause one New Jersey police department's getting extra festive this
Speaker 3: Christmas season, totally with holiday themed speed radary.
Speaker 2: So that doesn't sound fun, jeff, Well just listen.
Speaker 3: It's happening in Hackets down, New Jersey, where they just
Speaker 3: put up two radar signs in the town that show
Speaker 3: your driving speed as you pass underneath it.
Speaker 4: You guys have seen those things.
Speaker 2: Right, I thought those were what you were supposed to
Speaker 2: be beat like. It was like a game.
Speaker 4: Where it's a challenge.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 6: Always they're accurate.
Speaker 2: Flashing at me.
Speaker 4: Read okay, this is a bad message that we're sending out.
Speaker 3: But the sign will tell you if you're naughty or
Speaker 3: nice based on the miles per hour. So if you're
Speaker 3: safely driving the speed limit, the number will show up
Speaker 3: green and it says the word nice underneath the sign.
Speaker 7: Do you think this.
Speaker 4: Would actually make you want to drive slower or like,
Speaker 4: drive safer?
Speaker 6: I'm not kidding.
Speaker 8: It was just so I could take a picture that
Speaker 8: I'm on the nice list. I would slow down just
Speaker 8: to get the green numbers.
Speaker 2: I mean, I always prefer a naughty list.
Speaker 9: But you know.
Speaker 4: I'm asking the wrong people.
Speaker 3: Brook uses the emergency vehicle lane so that she can
Speaker 3: get to work faster.
Speaker 2: That's not true.
Speaker 3: It was the bustling, okay, as long as she's breaking
Speaker 3: some sort of law in order to get places on time.
Speaker 1: Hey, I only got two photographic warnings on that one.
Speaker 9: It's down this yet, thank you.
Speaker 4: That's not all.
Speaker 3: The New Jersey police are also having fun with their
Speaker 3: road warning signs this holiday season.
Speaker 4: One of them says.
Speaker 3: Don't be a grinch, not a merge, and another one
Speaker 3: says only Rudolph should be lit, Drive high, get duy.
Speaker 4: I love it.
Speaker 2: That's really good.
Speaker 4: This is the one time we could say New Jersey's
Speaker 4: doing it right.
Speaker 6: Yeah, we've been waiting for this day.
Speaker 3: Let's move on into your shot colic question of the day.
Speaker 3: Send it over to somebody who's always doing it right.
Speaker 3: That's our own digital Jake with the shock collar. Go ahead, Jake.
Speaker 9: If there's anything I've learned from listening to hours upon
Speaker 9: hours of Christmas music, it's that winter is cold. Taking
Speaker 9: Christmas music to learn that it might just be a rumor.
Speaker 9: You know, some of these songs are really old, so
Speaker 9: I'm not sure if that's really true anymore should be
Speaker 9: back in the day.
Speaker 2: Yea, in some places it's just chilly. I guess, well, what.
Speaker 9: Else do we know about winter weather? Well, it's frightful.
Speaker 9: That's from the song the Weather Outside is Frightful by
Speaker 9: Lindsay Lohan. Yeah, she's saying for the holiday film The
Speaker 9: Parent Trap four. H Okay, I missed that one, and
Speaker 9: she wrote, as we all know, Lindsay Lohan world renowned
Speaker 9: expert on climate, So I'm going to take her word.
Speaker 2: For it, loand go into a strange place.
Speaker 9: I wonder, though, what will our own fake blonde iced
Speaker 9: coffee drinking snowball swallowing experts.
Speaker 2: Say, girl, you can't say it's not fake. I know
Speaker 2: your hair dress.
Speaker 9: When we quiz her on basic cold weather trivia during
Speaker 9: another round.
Speaker 8: Of three and a half seconds with Alexis, Wow, Okay, we're.
Speaker 9: Gonna start with Brooks.
Speaker 2: All right, let's go.
Speaker 9: Brook Your category for Alexis is Alexis's other favorite white powder.
Speaker 1: I'm just going to take that is white chocolate mocha
Speaker 1: powder from Starbucks, is what I Or.
Speaker 4: The sugar powdered doughnuts that could be.
Speaker 6: I think it's crystal math that she has so much energy.
Speaker 4: We should ask Alexis she would know.
Speaker 1: Okay, well, there's a lot of powders apparently that we
Speaker 1: have to choose from. I'm gonna say she gets it
Speaker 1: right again.
Speaker 9: Let's go betting on Alexis. Here's your question. It's widely
Speaker 9: accepted by researchers and scientists that no two snowflakes are alike.
Speaker 9: But that's not totally true. Actually, every single snowflake that
Speaker 9: falls has the same number of points on it. How
Speaker 9: many points does every snowflake have?
Speaker 2: Star one, two, three, four, five? What wait, won two
Speaker 2: three fun two three five.
Speaker 9: She got before she was doing stuff.
Speaker 4: A star in the air kept drawing five point stars.
Speaker 9: The powder must not be hidden, because.
Speaker 2: That's not like stars.
Speaker 9: That's six. The way those six points connect is how
Speaker 9: all the snowflakes look different.
Speaker 3: It's like the Star of David has six points in
Speaker 3: the Joe Star.
Speaker 4: No silence.
Speaker 2: Crickets from the Road, much more accurate.
Speaker 9: Brook, you bet on Alexis. She got it wrong, getting
Speaker 9: shocked today. Let's move on to Jeffrey. Jeff your category
Speaker 9: is popular Christmas songs about weather forecasts.
Speaker 2: Oh oh, I know a couple two immediate.
Speaker 4: This is hard, is it.
Speaker 1: She's proven in this that she actually knows quite a
Speaker 1: few song lyrics for these things, right.
Speaker 3: But her knowledge kind of plateaued out after first grade.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna say her weather forecast knowledge from Christmas music.
Speaker 4: Is not quite up to snuff.
Speaker 9: Going.
Speaker 4: She's getting it wrong.
Speaker 2: Another one.
Speaker 9: It took a while, but Jeffrey is voting against Alexis again.
Speaker 9: Here's your question. According to the famous holiday song Rudolph
Speaker 9: the Red Nose Reindeer, Santa only asks Rudolph to lead
Speaker 9: the sleigh because of a certain type of bad weather.
Speaker 10: What was it that's really the sleigh because of us?
Speaker 2: So I don't know.
Speaker 9: Sorry, that's incorrect. Looking for FuG It was like blizzard.
Speaker 6: Yeah, that was a good question.
Speaker 2: Foggy night man. They're just using Rudolph for that red nose.
Speaker 9: Not only was it a good question, Jeffrey, you made
Speaker 9: a good bet betting against Alexis, so you're safe today.
Speaker 4: Good work, Alexis.
Speaker 9: Finally, let's move on to Jose. Jose, your category is
Speaker 9: the science behind extreme winter weather phenomenon in the twenty
Speaker 9: first century.
Speaker 6: Hold on weirdly because of this game.
Speaker 8: My instinct is to support her on this because she
Speaker 8: knows like the smartest things ever that I would never know.
Speaker 8: She has memorized from college. I think she's gonna get
Speaker 8: this one in surprise.
Speaker 9: Jose's betting on Alexis. Here's your question. Sometimes during particularly
Speaker 9: bad winter storms, you'll hear meteorologists on TV use the
Speaker 9: term polar vortex to describe what's going on. So Alexis,
Speaker 9: in three and a half seconds or less, explain what
Speaker 9: a polar vortex is.
Speaker 5: It's about the.
Speaker 11: North Pool expand And then I said's cold herself, fridgid temperatures.
Speaker 9: That is absolutely I am. Yeah, that's like verbatim what
Speaker 9: I have down. That's incredible.
Speaker 6: Word meteorology told you.
Speaker 9: Guys, jose you bet On, Alexis, Yes, I did. You
Speaker 9: got it right, jeff Bettagainster got it right. Brook's the
Speaker 9: only one that got it wrong. She'll be getting shocked.
Speaker 9: And that was three and a half seconds with all exis, Yes, do.
Speaker 2: That, but you didn't know mine.
Speaker 3: It was a very educational edition of the shock was
Speaker 3: and Brooke is going to be taking the shock while
Speaker 3: singing it's the most wonderful time.
Speaker 4: Of the year.
Speaker 2: It's the most wonderful time day of the year.
Speaker 1: Why brock with the kids jingle bellying and everyone telling
Speaker 1: you be of good check.
Speaker 4: I know that's your shock collar question of the.
Speaker 5: Day, freaking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 3: For almost any entertainer out there, the ultimate dream is
Speaker 3: getting your own Netflix special.
Speaker 6: Oh yeah, and.
Speaker 8: I'm so happy they're streaming services because now i want
Speaker 8: to get on Disney Plus.
Speaker 3: I want to get on And I'm not talking about
Speaker 3: like the OJ kind of Netflix.
Speaker 6: Yeah no, no.
Speaker 4: No no, I'm talking about like a sold out concert entertainment.
Speaker 6: Yeah, I was talking about comedy.
Speaker 2: Shit, there really is such a thing as bad press
Speaker 2: takes a while.
Speaker 4: It'll catch up to you.
Speaker 12: Well.
Speaker 3: For one guy on the phone with us today, he
Speaker 3: believes he's close to achieving that lofty goal along with
Speaker 3: earning millions of dollars.
Speaker 4: In international fame. Just one problem.
Speaker 3: He's lied and cheated all along the way. Those aren't
Speaker 3: my words, those are actually his words, and for some reason,
Speaker 3: he's proud to admit that.
Speaker 4: As long as we disguise his voice and change his name.
Speaker 2: Of course, what a hero.
Speaker 12: You will not.
Speaker 3: Believe what this guy did. He's gonna tell us in
Speaker 3: a mass speaker You hear.
Speaker 12: Me confession I can't take back Earl arms.
Speaker 3: Speaker got a text into seven eighty five nine two
Speaker 3: that says, I confess to sins. I haven't committed because
Speaker 3: I'd just like to stay ahead of the game. Okay, Yeah,
Speaker 3: let's say an interesting strategy would not recommend, especially if
Speaker 3: the cops want to talk to you.
Speaker 1: Yeah, no evidence yet, Jeffrey, and it certainly wouldn't work.
Speaker 3: For this segment where listeners tell us about the guilty
Speaker 3: things that they've done in their past, one of our
Speaker 3: listeners is ready to unload some of his sins on us.
Speaker 3: He's using the fake name Diego, So Diego, welcome to
Speaker 3: the Circle of Sin.
Speaker 1: Hey guys, you, oh my god, you immediately get the
Speaker 1: award for best fake name out there.
Speaker 2: People always call it like I'm Ben.
Speaker 3: I'm like, what, well, Diego, our voice changer is on.
Speaker 3: You're now the mass speaker. Whenever you're ready, go ahead.
Speaker 3: What's your confession?
Speaker 12: Well, I gotta say first and foremost, I'm pretty pretty
Speaker 12: proud of this confession.
Speaker 2: Oh okay, do you want us to turn the voice
Speaker 2: changer off?
Speaker 4: You want to tell everybody say what your real name is?
Speaker 12: No, No, we're staying master. So I'm a stand up comedian.
Speaker 2: Okay, So you just don't want people to come to
Speaker 2: your shows? Is that why you're staying anonymous?
Speaker 12: No? No, no. So basically, like I started doing this
Speaker 12: five years ago, I wasn't so good at first.
Speaker 2: I don't think anybody is right. That's the process I've been.
Speaker 6: Doing over ten years and I'm still not good.
Speaker 12: So so you know, I was bombing a lot and
Speaker 12: I almost quit. I wasn't the cleverest fella, I guess
Speaker 12: you could say, okay, but it was something I really
Speaker 12: wanted to do with my life. So I decided to
Speaker 12: be a little more proactive about it.
Speaker 2: That's always good, you know, follow your dreams.
Speaker 12: Yeah, yeah, absolutely, you know. So what I did was
Speaker 12: I started going to really small comedy shows, like no audiences, okay,
Speaker 12: And at these shows sometimes there's one or two funny jokes,
Speaker 12: and you know, you go to enough of them, you
Speaker 12: hear enough funny jokes. So I just started feeling the jokes.
Speaker 2: You can't.
Speaker 8: Sorry, I'm sorry for laughing, because a lot of comics
Speaker 8: think they can do this, especially when they're young in
Speaker 8: the game, and always, always, always catches up to you
Speaker 8: steal the wrong joke, it goes viral.
Speaker 6: People are like, wait a minute, that's not your joke.
Speaker 4: But yeah, I mean Jose's been there.
Speaker 6: Trust I opened for Carlosman. C I ever thought I
Speaker 6: was stealing everything?
Speaker 12: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Do you have you gotten caught?
Speaker 12: No, because no one ever heard these jokes before. I'm
Speaker 12: telling you, these are like the smallest comedy shows on
Speaker 12: the planet.
Speaker 6: You like open mics and stuff like that.
Speaker 12: Yeah, yeah, exactly. I think there's nobody jokes and I
Speaker 12: make it into something because I'm successful.
Speaker 2: Now, Oh you're successful? What does that mean?
Speaker 12: Oh? I mean like I'm booking shows. They have an agent.
Speaker 12: I'm on tour.
Speaker 6: Oh man, that's good for you.
Speaker 8: But wow, I know other comics that do this too,
Speaker 8: and it's always caught up.
Speaker 1: I just don't understand. If you're successful, why don't you
Speaker 1: just pay for the jokes? Then that's what like the
Speaker 1: big time comedians do. They hire a team of writers,
Speaker 1: like they they may like change a couple of things,
Speaker 1: but they're getting like a lot of their stuff, if
Speaker 1: not everything written for them.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's what we do. Yeah, nothing on this show
Speaker 4: is original.
Speaker 12: I don't pay for it because it's simple. I'm cheap.
Speaker 4: I'm really proud.
Speaker 12: Okay, Netflix for a wow.
Speaker 2: Seriously, do you feel like you don't feel bad?
Speaker 12: Are you kidding me? I'm pulling like eight nines and
Speaker 12: tens at this show. If you show that's any.
Speaker 2: Comedian he's about I thought people are scoring.
Speaker 6: Him in the audience.
Speaker 8: Literally get on stage and girls are just like, wow,
Speaker 8: it's that guy.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and that's worked out well for Jose.
Speaker 12: Yeah.
Speaker 8: They kiss me, then they don't call me back, and
Speaker 8: then has to go to the doctor right after what
Speaker 8: I have an important question. What happens when finally someone
Speaker 8: calls you out and they're like, no, that was my joke.
Speaker 6: I was at open mic. He was there too, and
Speaker 6: I swear I have it.
Speaker 12: It's on tape.
Speaker 6: What happens if you get called out and.
Speaker 12: I and I don know?
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I don't know if you're not smart enough
Speaker 2: to write your own jokes. I don't know if you're
Speaker 2: smart enough to get.
Speaker 4: Away with it.
Speaker 6: I don't remember ever going to an Open Mind.
Speaker 12: Special.
Speaker 1: I have a feeling you haven't stolen any jokes from
Speaker 1: our show, have you?
Speaker 12: No? Certainly not? Yeah, I mean.
Speaker 4: All right, well, good.
Speaker 2: For you, No, no, not for you. That sucks, man, Bruk.
Speaker 3: You're just jealous because he's gotten more successful than you
Speaker 3: somehow system and you want to cut corners just like him.
Speaker 2: But he's cheating other struggling comments. That's what sucks. It's
Speaker 2: not like he's cheating some big system.
Speaker 1: He's like stealing off the backs of people can barely
Speaker 1: feed themselves.
Speaker 12: Going back from him, I mean, I was question, is
Speaker 12: this The mass speaker of the brook complains hour, I
Speaker 12: know you.
Speaker 2: Stole that joke from Jeffrey.
Speaker 12: No, I didn't know. I didn't know.
Speaker 4: Alright, Well, you keep doing you, Bud. Good luck hopefully
Speaker 4: don't get caught out there, and I don't know if.
Speaker 6: He's gonna get caught in the karma get some.
Speaker 4: Yeah, something like that.
Speaker 3: The text in a seventy five nine too, if you
Speaker 3: have a confession you've been holding on to, we can
Speaker 3: hide your identity by masking your voice and you can
Speaker 3: be on the next mass speaker phone taps coming up next.
Speaker 5: Frooking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 3: The countdown continues with the number four phone tap of
Speaker 3: the year in our top ten phone Taps of Christmas.
Speaker 4: And this was definitely one of my personal favorites.
Speaker 3: Okay, where Jose poses as a new hire at one
Speaker 3: of those doggy hotels and he calls the owner about
Speaker 3: one notoriously problematic puff that they always have there, whose
Speaker 3: name is Muso, short for Mussolini. The entire staff has
Speaker 3: very clear instructions that Musso is territorial and has to
Speaker 3: stay in his cage. Weirdly, somebody didn't get that memo.
Speaker 3: It's your number four phone tap of the year right now, is.
Speaker 4: Brooking Jeffrey's ten phones? That'ster Christmas before?
Speaker 13: Uh, Hello, Hi is this David? Yeah, this is David.
Speaker 12: Who is this?
Speaker 8: Are you the manager of Canine Hotels.
Speaker 13: Yes, I am the manager of Canine Cochel.
Speaker 6: You sound sleepy.
Speaker 13: I am sleepy at six a m. Who is this?
Speaker 12: Hi?
Speaker 6: My name is Xander. I'm a new hire.
Speaker 13: Here, Xander.
Speaker 8: Oh, I'm doing the overnight shift because Clinton had to cancel,
Speaker 8: so they had me come in and this is my
Speaker 8: first night. And they said if I had any serious
Speaker 8: questions that I should ask you.
Speaker 13: Yeah, okay, can this wait until Amy gets there at seven?
Speaker 8: I don't know her, I'm knew, but I was curious
Speaker 8: about one of the dogs.
Speaker 13: You should really talk to Amy. I mean she must
Speaker 13: have hired you.
Speaker 6: You know Muso. I think Mussolini.
Speaker 8: Yeah, I think he's a Doberman, right he is.
Speaker 6: Yes, he seems like a sweet heart.
Speaker 12: No, he's not.
Speaker 13: He's the opposite of that. What what do you mean
Speaker 13: Russo is not a sweetie? Do not let him near
Speaker 13: any of the other dogs. I sent out email yesterre.
Speaker 8: Why I already took him out and he's fine.
Speaker 6: You did what I put him in the room in
Speaker 6: the bag.
Speaker 13: No you did, Yeah I did.
Speaker 6: Yeah, they're straight up. He's really cute.
Speaker 8: Now I could get him out. I dip my finger
Speaker 8: in peanut butter. They'll lick it off and be a
Speaker 8: good boy.
Speaker 13: Don't do that either. I keep your fingers.
Speaker 6: I'm gonna go inside. Hold on, I got Piana butter.
Speaker 6: So you that peanut butter boy.
Speaker 13: Oh my god, don't don't put but don't do that.
Speaker 6: Oh Moosoh big.
Speaker 8: You're so excited.
Speaker 13: Oh my god, big tea, get the dog out of there.
Speaker 13: What are you doing?
Speaker 6: Get the dog out of your butter on your tongue.
Speaker 6: You dug peanut butter off my feet?
Speaker 13: Oh my god, that's not terrible?
Speaker 6: Big down Mooso?
Speaker 13: So what's going on?
Speaker 6: I had to leave? Sorry, I had to leave the room.
Speaker 6: He was too excited.
Speaker 13: He was excited. He was about to kill you.
Speaker 6: No, he just likes peanut butter.
Speaker 8: He got really excited and wanted to lick it off
Speaker 8: my fingers.
Speaker 13: That's not what's happening there. I'm telling you that have
Speaker 13: you just never worked with animals before.
Speaker 8: I had a dog once when I was little other
Speaker 8: than the it was teacup and he fit in my
Speaker 8: hand and okay with lick each other's faces.
Speaker 13: This is no teacup. The owners told me that dog
Speaker 13: is extremely aggressive. You need to follow my direction.
Speaker 6: I'm gonna go back in. I'm gonna prove you wrong.
Speaker 12: You're not.
Speaker 13: You're not gonna prove me wrong. Get out of the room.
Speaker 13: He hes trying to kill you.
Speaker 6: Come and lick the peanut butter.
Speaker 13: He's not peaku thender, he's not teaco.
Speaker 6: Oh your breath is warm. You don't huppy bread.
Speaker 13: Oh my god, can't out up the room. Listen to me.
Speaker 6: I'm only five feet away from it. He's trying to
Speaker 6: jump on me.
Speaker 13: Did you call someone else? I'm i gotta get someone
Speaker 13: else there.
Speaker 6: We were playing tag. He tried to jump on me,
Speaker 6: but I got away.
Speaker 13: There's something significantly wrong with you.
Speaker 8: Oh, there is something wrong with me. It's because I
Speaker 8: work on a joke off. We'll get Jeffrey in the morning,
Speaker 8: and I put my fingers in Jeffrey's mouth every day
Speaker 8: and he looks it like that.
Speaker 6: He growls him. You too, oh, Jeffrey. Oh, I'm trying
Speaker 6: to do a phone.
Speaker 13: Tap in here, So you're not. You don't work for me,
Speaker 13: and there's no doc attack.
Speaker 6: I don't do my job. But you're right, Yes, I
Speaker 6: do not work for you. I work for a radio station.
Speaker 4: And this is a phone tap damn.
Speaker 13: I mean, I guess I'm believed. Yeah, you're not being
Speaker 13: to death.
Speaker 6: No, your employee Amy set you up.
Speaker 8: She said, you're a little stress right now because you
Speaker 8: have an aggressive dogging and you're super busy lately.
Speaker 13: Yeah, it's been crazy for all I know. Xander was
Speaker 13: the person working for me, so.
Speaker 6: Well, I can be if you'll let me apply.
Speaker 8: But I got peanut butter all over my fingies right now.
Speaker 13: We're pretty desperate for employees, but I think we're still
Speaker 13: going to pass on Xander.
Speaker 5: So wake up every morning was phone taps weekday mornings
Speaker 5: on the twenties, Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 3: If you ever do something really memorable, like it could
Speaker 3: be something really great or really embarrassing, or just consistent
Speaker 3: for a long time, you might eventually earn yourself a nickname.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, okay, like me.
Speaker 3: I've been known around here as generous jeff You guys.
Speaker 4: Know that about me. I'm a massive giver.
Speaker 2: You don't even pay me back after lunch.
Speaker 3: That's not the type of generosity. That's not the type
Speaker 3: of giving that I dare. But I get to a fault.
Speaker 3: But sometimes the name that you get isn't so flattering. No,
Speaker 3: and that's why one of our listeners needs help today
Speaker 3: because a nickname that he earned back in college is
Speaker 3: coming back to haunt him now and it's going to
Speaker 3: freak his girlfriend out when she discovers it. You're gonna
Speaker 3: hear what it is and how we can help when
Speaker 3: we do your awkward Tuesday phone call that's coming up.
Speaker 5: It's Tuesday.
Speaker 3: It's awkward Tuesday phone call you. I'd ask Brooke what
Speaker 3: she remembers from college, but I.
Speaker 4: Don't think we really want to go there.
Speaker 3: We don't want the audience to get completely grossed out
Speaker 3: this early in the morning.
Speaker 4: I think we know why a safer route and talk
Speaker 4: to alexis about her. Okay, now, Actually.
Speaker 7: What.
Speaker 3: I feel like it might be more horrible than we
Speaker 3: realize it is.
Speaker 4: That probably sounds like a bad idea too.
Speaker 2: I can go if you want.
Speaker 4: Actually, Jose, Jose didn't really go to college.
Speaker 6: I did community college for like.
Speaker 3: A quarter's admirable half.
Speaker 4: Maybe it's just more interesting that we talked to.
Speaker 3: The guy that we have on the phone today about
Speaker 3: his college experience.
Speaker 4: His name is Gary, and apparently he needs our help. Gary.
Speaker 4: What's that man?
Speaker 7: Hey, how you guys doing it?
Speaker 2: Took a long time for us to get to you.
Speaker 13: There.
Speaker 2: Gary is a long trip down memory lane over there.
Speaker 3: Yeah, so tell us about why you emailed the show today.
Speaker 4: What's going on?
Speaker 7: Well, I need to disclose some information with my girlfriend.
Speaker 2: Oh this sounds juicy. I like this already.
Speaker 7: Yeah, it's not going to be easy.
Speaker 4: And how does college come into play?
Speaker 7: Okay, so I got like college green union coming up.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, cool, and all.
Speaker 7: My buddies we're all meeting up and we have a
Speaker 7: group check going and you know, everyone's real excited about it.
Speaker 7: And I've been dating this girl now y are for
Speaker 7: like seven months.
Speaker 2: Okay, she wants to go Did she go to your college?
Speaker 7: No, she's from a different college that.
Speaker 3: You're allowed to bring like your significant that alumni, whatever
Speaker 3: you're doing.
Speaker 4: Check your school a college. So what's the issue.
Speaker 7: So she doesn't really know about my college days and
Speaker 7: some of the antics that I used to get involved with.
Speaker 7: And I have a feeling, in fact, I know for
Speaker 7: I know for a fact, some of those stories are
Speaker 7: going to come up and and it's gonna be a
Speaker 7: little embarrassing, and I'm afraid that she's gonna get turned
Speaker 7: off by.
Speaker 4: Buy some of the stuff from your past.
Speaker 7: Yeah, they used to call me garbage Gary.
Speaker 6: No matter what you say, I'm not gonna why why
Speaker 6: did I call you that?
Speaker 7: So when I would partake in the alcohol back then,
Speaker 7: I guess this other guy would kind of come out
Speaker 7: and this guy would eat garbage out of the trash.
Speaker 2: Garbage out of the traddles.
Speaker 7: Yeah, I would just eat whatever I would.
Speaker 6: You know, Bro, I didn't know this.
Speaker 11: Beyond frat boys, some Roman candles in the dorms.
Speaker 2: I don't think it's that big of a deal. The
Speaker 2: only one.
Speaker 4: Brookiat stuff off of the literal roads.
Speaker 1: You ate some pizza they got thrown away in the garbage,
Speaker 1: and you got a nickname for it.
Speaker 4: But Brook, it's a little bit different.
Speaker 3: When you're hanging out with your friends, you could see
Speaker 3: garbage Gary as kind of a funny memory. But introducing
Speaker 3: that to your girlfriend that could be something that's a
Speaker 3: hard conversation to have.
Speaker 12: Yeah.
Speaker 7: I mean, it's not like I'm going to bring it
Speaker 7: up at the party, But I know for a fact,
Speaker 7: as soon as I show up, all my friends are
Speaker 7: gonna start doing the.
Speaker 2: Chance there's chance to go with garbage Gary. Is it
Speaker 2: they just chant your name or.
Speaker 7: Something beep, like a garbage truck in the birse.
Speaker 4: That's how you know garbage Gary's arrived.
Speaker 8: Get the garbage, take the lid off the trash.
Speaker 7: Yeah, they go garbage Gary, and.
Speaker 2: Then you have to eat out of the garbage when
Speaker 2: they chant.
Speaker 7: I had to. I mean I was like, you know,
Speaker 7: I had to do it. I drink spoiled milk.
Speaker 4: Oh again, like cool?
Speaker 6: What I don't.
Speaker 2: I mean it's funny, like it's it's gross. But is
Speaker 2: it something you still do?
Speaker 7: No? No, I'm not that guy anymore.
Speaker 13: I'm matured.
Speaker 6: You're recycled Gary.
Speaker 12: Now.
Speaker 1: I mean she could be impressed that she's with a legend.
Speaker 1: I mean, you definitely have your reputation.
Speaker 2: My friend.
Speaker 7: Yeah, I don't think she's going to see it that way.
Speaker 7: I mean she's all smart, Okay.
Speaker 2: She's classy.
Speaker 6: She's not gonna I love garbage.
Speaker 7: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Well, if you're not worried about it, why don't you
Speaker 4: just not go?
Speaker 7: Well, I mean, you know, I'm definitely gonna go. I
Speaker 7: have to go. I'm obligated to go. But you know,
Speaker 7: I just want to figure out how to give my
Speaker 7: girlfriend a heads up to prepare her for Oh.
Speaker 1: I thought we were calling to like convince her not
Speaker 1: to go at all. So you just want to be honest,
Speaker 1: so she comes prepared for garbage Gary.
Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah, you know, I'm just playing it out. You know,
Speaker 7: in the future at my wedding, guys are probably gonna
Speaker 7: be doing the beat beach down.
Speaker 6: Dance.
Speaker 4: It sounds kind of good to me.
Speaker 2: Now, No, no, you want to go to that wedding.
Speaker 3: I do, obviously we want to help you out, man,
Speaker 3: But at the same time, I do know that we
Speaker 3: all want to party with garbage Gary at some point
Speaker 3: when this is all over.
Speaker 7: No, agree, garbage Gary is dead. I do not want to.
Speaker 4: Oh, come on now, garbage Gary.
Speaker 2: I'm with you, Joe.
Speaker 1: He's very deep down in there in the landfill of
Speaker 1: your heart.
Speaker 4: Let's play a song. We're gonna come back.
Speaker 3: We'll think of some advice to give you, and then
Speaker 3: we'll let you make your awkward Tuesday phone call to
Speaker 3: your girlfriend and let her know about college.
Speaker 7: Garbage Gary, I mean, I hope you guys are joking.
Speaker 7: Please don't do the beat beep thing to her.
Speaker 6: It's hard to do it a lot.
Speaker 4: Yeah, right, now, let's do it. We'll see what happens.
Speaker 4: We'll be back by.
Speaker 3: Hold on, it's awkward Tuesday phone call. It's not very
Speaker 3: often that we get an infamous celebrity on the show,
Speaker 3: but today.
Speaker 4: We're talking to the one and only.
Speaker 6: Garbage Gar.
Speaker 2: I love the sound effect.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you're in that nickname back in college doing some
Speaker 3: pretty crazy things during party nights. Oh boy, that's his
Speaker 3: classic sound that you know, Garbage Gary's in town.
Speaker 2: Backing up Garbage Gary.
Speaker 6: I always got in the garbage right now, listen to
Speaker 6: that sound.
Speaker 3: He drank weird stuff, eight things out of the literal
Speaker 3: trash can when he would drink. And now he's supposed
Speaker 3: to bring his girlfriend to an alumni weekend at is College,
Speaker 3: and he's worried that some of his old buddies are
Speaker 3: going to introduce her to Garbage Gary and that's going
Speaker 3: to be such a.
Speaker 4: Huge shock and a huge turn off that it'll end
Speaker 4: their relationship. So he wants to just get.
Speaker 3: Ahead of it, call her now and tell her before
Speaker 3: they even go. And he's looking for some advice. Brooke,
Speaker 3: what do you think?
Speaker 12: So?
Speaker 1: I think that you just need to lead with what
Speaker 1: type of person you are now okay, and remind her
Speaker 1: how much people can grow and mature. Just so that
Speaker 1: she remembers that garbage Gary isn't the person she's with now.
Speaker 1: It's just who you used to be in your past
Speaker 1: when you finally do tell her about him.
Speaker 12: Got it, Got it, that's a good idea.
Speaker 4: I see what you're saying, Brooks.
Speaker 12: So not.
Speaker 3: He's not the fun life of the party guy anymore.
Speaker 3: He's just boring, average staple guy.
Speaker 7: Gary.
Speaker 4: Absolutely nothing interesting.
Speaker 2: About it, I mean kind of Yeah, all right, that's that's.
Speaker 4: A good strategy.
Speaker 6: I have a question for you, Gary, Does she have
Speaker 6: a good sense of humor or? Is she like a
Speaker 6: very serious person?
Speaker 7: She's kind of serious. She doesn't really like the party.
Speaker 8: I was hoping you were going to say the other
Speaker 8: I was gonna say, she's serious. You're in trouble, but
Speaker 8: maybe she has a good sense of humor. Then she'll
Speaker 8: see the lighter side of it.
Speaker 6: Way to help him, now, I got nothing for her.
Speaker 2: Didn't help.
Speaker 4: That's all we can really do for garbage Gary.
Speaker 7: So my name is Gary. You don't have to keep
Speaker 7: calling me garbage Jerry okay.
Speaker 5: Anymore.
Speaker 3: It's kind of endearing too, But you know, this is
Speaker 3: your awkward us.
Speaker 4: That wasn't a sound. That was a real garbage truck outside. Yeah,
Speaker 4: it's time.
Speaker 3: Okay, So I'm gonna dial your girlfriend's phone number right
Speaker 3: now and let you call Yara and tell her what
Speaker 3: you gotta tell her.
Speaker 4: You ready, man?
Speaker 7: Yeah, I'm ready. I'm just gonna listen to Brooks advice
Speaker 7: and you know, keep the current, tell her about you
Speaker 7: know the new mee?
Speaker 13: Yeah?
Speaker 4: All right, man, Well, good luck, we're here for you.
Speaker 4: I'm dialing your number right now.
Speaker 5: Hello.
Speaker 7: Hey, how's it going?
Speaker 10: Oh Hi, I didn't even tell this to you.
Speaker 7: What number is this? I'm calling you from a different
Speaker 7: phone number.
Speaker 10: Oh okay, what's uh?
Speaker 7: What's what's going on?
Speaker 12: Uh?
Speaker 13: So? Uh?
Speaker 7: I got it. I got an awkward conversation that I
Speaker 7: need to have with you. I don't know you like me?
Speaker 12: Right?
Speaker 7: You're with me?
Speaker 13: Right?
Speaker 7: I'm all right?
Speaker 13: You like me?
Speaker 7: Yeah, i'd say I like you? Like what's going on?
Speaker 7: I like you? You like me? You know, we're all
Speaker 7: getting along.
Speaker 13: I'm not I'm not a dirty person.
Speaker 7: I'm not a I have good cleaning habits, my high
Speaker 7: I brush my teeth twice a day. What are you
Speaker 7: going on right now? You sound really nervous?
Speaker 13: Oh?
Speaker 7: Well, I you know, I just wanna I just want
Speaker 7: to talk about Uh are you?
Speaker 12: Where are you?
Speaker 7: I'm out of place. That's not my normal place.
Speaker 10: Really, you're being really weird. What's going on?
Speaker 7: Okay? So you know how we have the alumni thing
Speaker 7: coming up right?
Speaker 10: Oh yeah for your school?
Speaker 7: Yeah right, right right? And uh and you know they're
Speaker 7: gonna be meeting a few of my friends who've known
Speaker 7: me from the past, and uh, they were they knew
Speaker 7: me as a different fella than I am now. But
Speaker 7: you also, you also are gonna meet uh.
Speaker 10: Are you next to like a recycling please?
Speaker 7: Yeah, there's some jerk off backing up a truck next
Speaker 7: to me.
Speaker 10: All right, yeah, I know I can hardly hear you.
Speaker 7: Okay, go ahead, what do you Yeah? Yeah, let me
Speaker 7: yell at this garbage man real quick. One second. Guys,
Speaker 7: please stop with the beefing or distracting it. Uh wow,
Speaker 7: you just to the garbage cause yeah, yeah yeah. Anyway, yeah,
Speaker 7: So anyway, I got a I got a friend of mine.
Speaker 7: He got a funny nickname. They call him garbage Gary.
Speaker 10: Now that sounds bad, right, Yeah, I would not want
Speaker 10: that name, would it.
Speaker 11: No?
Speaker 7: No, that's not a good name. Right, But anyway, he's
Speaker 7: a good guy. But back in the day. He was
Speaker 7: not a you know, the cleanest of habits.
Speaker 10: Like what what?
Speaker 7: Okay? He would eat garbage. I mean you know that's
Speaker 7: why he does have that nickname. He would grant you garbage.
Speaker 7: I mean why they call himage.
Speaker 10: Yeah wait, Gary, he would eat like literal garbage.
Speaker 7: Yes, he would eat garbage. But you know that was
Speaker 7: just one of the things he would do. He's also
Speaker 7: really good one yes, one time he got maybe once
Speaker 7: or twice, maybe three four. A few times he would
Speaker 7: get drunken. He would eat out of a dumpster.
Speaker 10: Yet he would a dump Did you just say that
Speaker 10: happened more than one time?
Speaker 13: I regularly eight out of the garbage.
Speaker 4: I'm going to break the awkward.
Speaker 7: But what's going on right now?
Speaker 4: Oh my god, we need to stop this conversation.
Speaker 5: Who the hell is there?
Speaker 4: You're on the radio right now with Brooke and Jeffrey
Speaker 4: in the morning.
Speaker 6: We're the garbage man.
Speaker 13: What you guys are the garbage What the hell?
Speaker 4: Second, we're friends of the garbage man.
Speaker 5: None of this is making any sense.
Speaker 10: Can you seriously explain this to me because.
Speaker 7: This is so confusing. Okay, you're on a radio show
Speaker 7: and I were trying to figure out how to tell
Speaker 7: you that. Okay, I'm garbage.
Speaker 3: Carry well, I think you did a really good job
Speaker 3: of hiding it there.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you know, I like you and you like me,
Speaker 4: and we like each other.
Speaker 10: I mean, I was you said his name was Gary,
Speaker 10: and you're you're getting very nervous, so I was a
Speaker 10: little worried that.
Speaker 1: It is you.
Speaker 7: I didn't even think about that. Of course you put
Speaker 7: that together.
Speaker 1: Okay, yeah, I mean, yeah, he's really funny your boyfriend.
Speaker 10: No, I know, But but Gary, do you eat like
Speaker 10: you eat out of the garbage?
Speaker 7: No, not anymore.
Speaker 12: I did.
Speaker 7: I used to, you know, it was in college. And
Speaker 7: that's you know, that's why I want to tell you,
Speaker 7: because we're going back to me my old friends, and
Speaker 7: they're going to be making the beeping sound at me.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's why.
Speaker 3: That's that's why he asked us to be in on
Speaker 3: this call with him, because he was nervous that you
Speaker 3: might react kind of weird to learning that sort of
Speaker 3: information from his past.
Speaker 10: Gary, this is like very weird to me. I like,
Speaker 10: I'm just like picturing your mouth with like garbage in it,
Speaker 10: and it's like roasting me. It's like roasting me out
Speaker 10: I'm sorry, but it's it's.
Speaker 2: Just wow as well.
Speaker 6: That's a good way.
Speaker 7: Yeah, I mean I get it. I know now garbage
Speaker 7: is bad and gross. I know that now.
Speaker 11: You know.
Speaker 7: I'm I'm mature. I'm mature, and I know garbage is
Speaker 7: bad now. But you know, back then, listen, I'm sure
Speaker 7: you've had uh, you know, some wild times back in college.
Speaker 10: I mean, yeah, I did. I mean, we we all did.
Speaker 10: It's it's true. I mean, I think heat out of
Speaker 10: a garb nickname or something like that.
Speaker 4: Did you drink out of the toilet ever? One time?
Speaker 10: When you were definitely never done that?
Speaker 7: But I did have a nickname I did?
Speaker 2: Oh you did? Oh that's interesting.
Speaker 1: I mean you have to, you know, be pretty wild
Speaker 1: to get a nickname in college.
Speaker 10: I mean it was hot tub.
Speaker 6: No, I know why that's I mean, let me get
Speaker 6: you joy.
Speaker 10: I mean, it just it kind of just turned out.
Speaker 10: I don't even know.
Speaker 13: How, but turned out.
Speaker 7: So you don't know, you don't know how you got
Speaker 7: the name. I mean, I can guess how you got
Speaker 7: that name.
Speaker 13: Behind them?
Speaker 7: Do you like to go into hot tubs?
Speaker 11: Right?
Speaker 10: Yeah, let's let's just go with that.
Speaker 1: Yes, Okay, it's exactly it hot, That's exactly it.
Speaker 3: But the whole point is that you both have moved
Speaker 3: on from those college days. Gary no longer eats out
Speaker 3: of the garbage, and Yara you no longer do whatever
Speaker 3: you did in those hot tubs.
Speaker 12: Right.
Speaker 10: Yeah, I haven't been in hot tub in quite a while.
Speaker 7: I could say that.
Speaker 2: It's not like you guys are destined to be together.
Speaker 2: I mean, are there be.
Speaker 6: Eating garbage in a hot tub.
Speaker 3: I think when you go back to college you bring
Speaker 3: back both of your old drunken personalities. I think garbage
Speaker 3: Gary has to meet hot tub Yara is the.
Speaker 6: Back of the frats and stuff.
Speaker 7: Bro.
Speaker 10: I think hots of Yara is a little more inviting
Speaker 10: than garbage Garry.
Speaker 2: So you're good with garbage, Gary, right, Yara?
Speaker 10: Gary, It's okay as long as like that's not something
Speaker 10: you're like still doing in your spare time. And like
Speaker 10: even if we go and like they're they're daring, you
Speaker 10: were asking me to do stuff like that, you would
Speaker 10: never do it.
Speaker 7: Promise that I will never eat garbage ever again, on
Speaker 7: the condition that I learned more about you want to.
Speaker 2: That's fair, dude, I'm gonna say.
Speaker 10: But do you really want to? Gary?
Speaker 5: Brooking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 4: You ever had one of those days?
Speaker 12: Oh?
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, every day?
Speaker 9: Yes, you do.
Speaker 4: Well, it happened to me this morning.
Speaker 2: Okay, what happened?
Speaker 3: It all started when I was eating breakfast in bed
Speaker 3: and spilled my organic farm to table syrup on my
Speaker 3: hand woven Nigerian silk bed sheets.
Speaker 8: Now to clarify, it was just a single drop, and
Speaker 8: I technically didn't do it.
Speaker 3: My made Lucy was hand feeding met every day. Her
Speaker 3: seventy year old hands weren't holding the spoon steady enough
Speaker 3: for me.
Speaker 4: Come on, Lucy, your banana in the morning. But I
Speaker 4: witnessed it, and when I saw it, day ruined.
Speaker 2: Must be hard for you still now you're.
Speaker 4: Just stewing about what could have should have? Yeah, so
Speaker 4: just know that I'm at my breaking point.
Speaker 5: That's right.
Speaker 4: I desperately need some cares in the house. When we
Speaker 4: do a brand new care or don't care, I'm gonna
Speaker 4: break you.
Speaker 2: Don't care if we may push you over the edge.
Speaker 7: Please don't.
Speaker 3: We're gonna do it coming up, did you guys hear
Speaker 3: at the end of this year, our boss is going
Speaker 3: to fire the employee with the worst posture.
Speaker 6: Oh really?
Speaker 1: You decide if I want to slouch or something.
Speaker 5: I know.
Speaker 4: I have a hunch that might be me.
Speaker 3: So everybody heads up backstraight wide open for a brand
Speaker 3: new edition of Care don't Care. Let's get right into
Speaker 3: your first headline. The craziest thing anyone's ever snuck through
Speaker 3: t s A and now it's all over TikTok. There's
Speaker 3: a guy on TikTok with the user named barfly seven
Speaker 3: seven seven seven.
Speaker 2: It sounds reliable, and he is.
Speaker 3: Actually pretty popular because he does all these videos where
Speaker 3: he cooks elaborate meals inside of dingy hotel bathrooms.
Speaker 6: Gross.
Speaker 3: But he will literally make a pizza from scratch on
Speaker 3: the bathroom counter or cook up a French onion soup
Speaker 3: in there.
Speaker 8: I know, I know this guy, and I know what's coming,
Speaker 8: and this is gross.
Speaker 3: Look, he just had a quote terrible idea like cooking
Speaker 3: a lasagna over the toilet.
Speaker 4: Wasn't a horrible idea. This was worse.
Speaker 3: Because he posted a video where he prepares a bowl
Speaker 3: of garlic shrimp inside of the lavatory of a commercial airplane.
Speaker 9: Did he do that?
Speaker 2: I don't understand how you could even do that? Is
Speaker 2: it rot?
Speaker 6: Kind of cool?
Speaker 4: He said?
Speaker 3: He was lucky just to get the stuff past security,
Speaker 3: because the items in order to build the heating element
Speaker 3: might look like they were a bomb.
Speaker 2: He built a heating element because.
Speaker 3: He brought along a couple of six volt batteries. Those
Speaker 3: are like really big ones. Yeah, he wired those to
Speaker 3: an immersion beverage heater stop it. And he filled up
Speaker 3: the bathroom sink with water. Got it hot enough that
Speaker 3: the raw shrimp only needed a couple of minutes in
Speaker 3: there to cook.
Speaker 6: Then pink, then actually cook.
Speaker 3: He added instant mash to the shrimp water to give
Speaker 3: it extra flavor, and toffed it off with some garlic butter.
Speaker 3: Remember this is all happening in the bathroom of the airport.
Speaker 2: Blacklist this man. He is on another flight. Did he
Speaker 2: eat it? Don't tell me.
Speaker 3: Once everything was made, he scoops it out of the
Speaker 3: sink into a complimentary barf bag and then walks back
Speaker 3: to his seat to enjoy his meal. Disgusting objectively, yes,
Speaker 3: but let's give the guy some credit from a guyver
Speaker 3: ring like cooking device inside of the lavatory talents for good.
Speaker 2: Okay, this is evil, this is evil.
Speaker 4: I bet it tasted not bad.
Speaker 2: That sank has to be the dirtiest thing.
Speaker 4: All right, I agree to disagree on that.
Speaker 2: I you're serious, you would eat it.
Speaker 3: Let's go to our next headline. Santa's secret workshop upgrade
Speaker 3: just made Christmas for the kids even better. The Santa
Speaker 3: might be magic, but he's also practical. That's why Old
Speaker 3: Saint Nick just found a way to harness the power
Speaker 3: of AI.
Speaker 4: Up at the North Pole.
Speaker 3: This year, Santa is using robot elves to write and
Speaker 3: send personal messages to children who made the nice lists. No,
Speaker 3: you know, he's doing it with the help of a
Speaker 3: company called Handwritten that's written spelled with a Y so
Speaker 3: w R y.
Speaker 6: T T e at company.
Speaker 3: Because Santa is obviously very busy right now, so this
Speaker 3: company offered to help him out to send thousands of
Speaker 3: holiday greeting cards out to children all.
Speaker 4: Over the world. And here's how it works.
Speaker 3: Parents can go put in a good word for their
Speaker 3: kids by going to the website Handwritten by Santa dot com.
Speaker 3: But after you submit your request on the website, Santa,
Speaker 3: along with the help of AI, will make sure all
Speaker 3: the good kids know that their notes and their Christmas
Speaker 3: wish lists have been received up at the North Pole.
Speaker 3: All right, and the holiday cards should arrive peppermint scented,
Speaker 3: and they're going to contain a sprinkle of lookalike snowflakes
Speaker 3: in there with a return address up to the North Pole.
Speaker 2: That's pretty cool. My kid's right to Santa every year. Yeah,
Speaker 2: and this year my daughter sent her school picture with it.
Speaker 3: Why are you opening up your children's mail before.
Speaker 2: Cut the picture out? The committee A fellow who for.
Speaker 4: Let's say, if you guys care about this.
Speaker 3: Some say Brooks children are destined for this, and no
Speaker 3: it's not working for their mom in one of her sweatshops.
Speaker 4: Don't care.
Speaker 6: I guess I care.
Speaker 3: You may have heard the news story about the seventeen
Speaker 3: year old boy who just became the youngest ever to
Speaker 3: pass the California bar exam.
Speaker 2: Wow crazy.
Speaker 3: At age thirteen, he started high school and simultaneously enrolled
Speaker 3: in a four year program at Northwestern School of Law.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, he's gonna burnout by the age of
Speaker 2: twenty five. You better be careful.
Speaker 3: Hopefully he doesn't end up like this other child prodigy
Speaker 3: who's making news.
Speaker 4: His name is Zang Xin Yang.
Speaker 3: He entered college at age ten, got his PhD by
Speaker 3: the time he was sixteen.
Speaker 4: Was considered a national treasure in China.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Wow, Now he's twenty eight years old, and guess what
Speaker 3: he does Absolutely nothing.
Speaker 2: I told you I call it.
Speaker 3: Once he got accepted into the Beijing University of Aeronautics,
Speaker 3: his parents bought him a one point four million dollar
Speaker 3: apartment to live in. But by that point, Zang felt
Speaker 3: completely burned out, so he quit his studies and decided
Speaker 3: he just wants to take it easy.
Speaker 6: Brook was so right.
Speaker 2: I mean, there's so much pressure just being an honor
Speaker 2: roll student. Can you imagine what Seriously?
Speaker 3: According to Yang, he just sits around, watches a lot
Speaker 3: of TV, does an odd freelance job here or there.
Speaker 4: But that's it.
Speaker 2: Did I say, I'm actually kind of good for him?
Speaker 2: Is that bad?
Speaker 5: Like?
Speaker 8: I know he's brilliant, but like you know, his freelance
Speaker 8: job is still too much I could ever get done
Speaker 8: in one.
Speaker 2: Like poor guy didn't get any childhood.
Speaker 3: He studied for those fifteen years before they burned out.
Speaker 3: It's pretty great, ye. And finally, Jeff's joke of the
Speaker 3: day caroen don't care? How do billboards talk to each other?
Speaker 3: Sign language?
Speaker 4: That was don't care? We got your phones have coming up?
Speaker 5: Brooking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 3: Down God, we have a new player to win Brookes
Speaker 3: Bucks today. Her name is Jess, and she says her
Speaker 3: favorite holiday movie is Else for two reasons. One, she says,
Speaker 3: because kids can watch it, but it has adult humor
Speaker 3: in there. And two, she says, who doesn't love maple
Speaker 3: syrup with noodles?
Speaker 4: So Jess, welcome to the show.
Speaker 5: Jess, ye, thank you.
Speaker 11: I'm so excited.
Speaker 1: Have you tried maple syrup with noodles because we did
Speaker 1: last year.
Speaker 11: I have tried it. My brother in law is also
Speaker 11: a really big elf stand, so he encouraged our entire
Speaker 11: family to try it.
Speaker 2: So, yeah, what was your review? Your food review here?
Speaker 11: It was pretty sweet. I wouldn't eat it every day,
Speaker 11: I know.
Speaker 2: I'm like, why does it work with pancakes and not noodles?
Speaker 1: They're pretty much the same ingredients, you know, flower water,
Speaker 1: a couple eggs.
Speaker 4: The secret is to get really really drunk right before awesome.
Speaker 3: Oh kay, Brooke, you can you head out and while
Speaker 3: you leave, we're gonna explain the rules to Jess really quick.
Speaker 3: It's thirty seconds on the clock to answer as many
Speaker 3: questions as possible. If you don't know when you can
Speaker 3: say past, but you do have to beat Brook out
Speaker 3: right to win.
Speaker 4: Are you ready?
Speaker 11: I'm ready?
Speaker 3: Good luck, Jess. Your time starts now. Today is National
Speaker 3: points Setia Day. How many eyes are in the word
Speaker 3: point setia four? What state slogan is Eureka.
Speaker 7: Oregon.
Speaker 4: Motel is a blend of two words hotel and what else.
Speaker 7: And movable.
Speaker 3: A scientist who studies rocks is called what a geologist?
Speaker 3: What was the forty ninth state to join the union?
Speaker 11: Oh?
Speaker 3: All right, good work, they're Jess, moving pretty quickly. What's
Speaker 3: gonna come back into the studio? And according to my
Speaker 3: phone screener here, Jess, you have actually a few interesting
Speaker 3: holiday traditions. Number one is matching Pj's with the entire family.
Speaker 3: Number two is stay out of each other's way.
Speaker 5: Wait and you match?
Speaker 2: Ps we go match over there.
Speaker 11: Okay, No, it's just we have a really big family,
Speaker 11: and so by the time Christmas morning comes around, we've
Speaker 11: done Christmas Eve.
Speaker 6: And because yeah, you do Christmas Eve presents like normal people, right,
Speaker 6: we do.
Speaker 11: It for people who are not in our direct family.
Speaker 11: So we do each other's presence Christmas Morning. Everybody else
Speaker 11: Christmas Eve?
Speaker 3: Cool That's when she locks herself in the bathroom and cries,
Speaker 3: all right.
Speaker 4: Bro, you're out.
Speaker 12: You ready?
Speaker 3: Yep, your time starts now. Today is National points SETIA Day.
Speaker 3: How many eyes are in the word points SETI?
Speaker 12: Two?
Speaker 3: What state slogan is Eureka Alaska? Motel is a blend
Speaker 3: of two words hotel and what else?
Speaker 2: Mobile home?
Speaker 4: A scientist who studies rock is called what.
Speaker 2: Oh my god pass shoots?
Speaker 4: What was the forty nine state to join the Union?
Speaker 2: Forty nine was Hawaii?
Speaker 3: Eighteenth President Ulysses at H. Grant is on what domination
Speaker 3: of denomination? Yeah, I'm pretty sure it's not H.
Speaker 4: Grant, it's S.
Speaker 12: It is S.
Speaker 3: Eighteenth President Ulysses S. Grant is on what denomination of
Speaker 3: paper currency?
Speaker 2: I feel like Grant's on a five?
Speaker 3: Maybe?
Speaker 12: Wow.
Speaker 3: Brook is only used to really really really big dollar bear,
Speaker 3: so she clearly doesn't know. Isn't there a penny or something?
Speaker 3: Let's go to the scoreboards. Yeah you did with Jose.
Speaker 6: I'm singing, I'm in a store, I'm singing. Anybody can sing. Jess,
Speaker 6: you got one correct today.
Speaker 2: Oh it didn't feel good to me either, Jesse. It's fine.
Speaker 8: And Brook, Yeah you did get one extra question in Yeah.
Speaker 6: Also one.
Speaker 3: Tie does go to the house on these jests, so
Speaker 3: I do apologize. Today is national points Sadia day, How
Speaker 3: many eyes and points sedia two?
Speaker 4: Two eyes? That's right, although it can be pronounced with
Speaker 4: just one.
Speaker 6: It sounds eight.
Speaker 3: The state slogan that is Eureka. That's the slogan for California,
Speaker 3: gold Russian.
Speaker 2: I'm saying a gold rush in Alaska.
Speaker 3: But yeah, motel is a blend of two words hotel
Speaker 3: and not mobile home, motor hotel and motor. It's motel.
Speaker 3: The scientist who studies rock is called a geologist.
Speaker 2: God, it couldn't come to me.
Speaker 3: Alaska was the forty ninth state to join the in
Speaker 3: Hawaii was fifty and eighteenth.
Speaker 4: President Ulysses S.
Speaker 3: Grant is on the fifty dollars bill.
Speaker 4: Yeah, like a flick of the.
Speaker 6: Money picking up off the ground.
Speaker 3: So wow, IM sorry it wasn't quite enough to beat
Speaker 3: Brooke today. But just for playing, you do win a
Speaker 3: four pack of tickets to the Washington State Fair Holiday
Speaker 3: Magic on select days from December first to the twenty third.
Speaker 3: You can immerse yourself in a world of festival delights
Speaker 3: where twinkling lights, the aroma of delicious trees and the
Speaker 3: sound of laughter fill the year. Celebrate this time of
Speaker 3: year with holiday activities both indoor and outdoor.
Speaker 2: Awesome, thank you, Yeah, have fun in the bathroom by yourself.
Speaker 5: Yes, there you go.
Speaker 3: We're gonna be back to New Windbrooks Bucks, same time tomorrow,
Speaker 3: Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.