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Speaker 8: You're listening to the voice, Come on, dig me now,
Speaker 8: one and only Steve Harvey. I got a radio show.
Speaker 8: Real grateful for that. You know, it's funny. I remember
Speaker 8: when I first started out in radio. A lot of
Speaker 8: my peers laughed at me. Some of it was being
Speaker 8: mean spirited, some of it was just you know, mocking me.
Speaker 8: I'm used to stuff like that. But I had a
Speaker 8: special guest on my show, Joel Oldstein, and you know something, man,
Speaker 8: he said something that was I can't remember the scripture.
Speaker 8: I don't know exactly how it were like we were
Speaker 8: having a long conversation, but the gist of it was,
Speaker 8: don't be upset with where you are now, and don't
Speaker 8: be upset with the small things in your life. Be
Speaker 8: grateful for the small things and the small position that
Speaker 8: you have right now. Because you don't know where that's going.
Speaker 8: You don't know what that's gonna be one day, you
Speaker 8: don't know what that's gonna lead to. And that was
Speaker 8: very warming to hear him say that. But it also
Speaker 8: reminded me of when I started in radio, how small
Speaker 8: it was. It reminded me of when I started in
Speaker 8: stand up making twenty five dollars a show. It reminds
Speaker 8: me of not having a home at a period in
Speaker 8: my life and what God has allowed me to live
Speaker 8: in now. So don't be distraught over your position now,
Speaker 8: and don't be ungrateful or unappreciative for the things you
Speaker 8: have now because you don't know what that's going to
Speaker 8: grow into. And that's really the gist of that I
Speaker 8: got from what he was saying. I just wanted to
Speaker 8: share that with you, that where you are now is
Speaker 8: so temporary because now, like I've said before, now is
Speaker 8: a fleeting moment. Right after you finish saying now, that
Speaker 8: moment that you claimed as now, that's gone. So the
Speaker 8: where you are now is a very fleeting process. Now
Speaker 8: you can change where you are now, and you can
Speaker 8: change how you feel about where you're at now, and
Speaker 8: you can change about where you're going by simply changing
Speaker 8: your mind.
Speaker 4: It is no difference.
Speaker 8: I'm telling you, folks, the thing that I've learned about
Speaker 8: successful people is not so much of what they do.
Speaker 4: It's not what they have.
Speaker 5: The biggest thing I've learned about successful people is how
Speaker 5: they think. That's the thing that's different. It's how they think.
Speaker 8: And I'm telling you that you can change the way
Speaker 8: you think on any subject and start becoming successful towards that.
Speaker 8: Starting now, you have to understand that, man, the biggest
Speaker 8: difference I've noticed between successful people and non successful people
Speaker 8: is how they think. I was reading what it's God
Speaker 8: said that he was taught all wrong about money. He
Speaker 8: said that his father was very negative about money. He
Speaker 8: all throughout his life he heard his father say, you know,
Speaker 8: people who got money have walked on somebody to get it,
Speaker 8: or cheated somebody to get it. People who have money,
Speaker 8: money is the root of all evil. Money is money
Speaker 8: is this And people who got money, you know, don't
Speaker 8: deserve it. They've done something wrong to get it. Yah
Speaker 8: to y'all. So, he said, he grew up the whole
Speaker 8: time thinking that having money was something was wrong with that.
Speaker 8: He discovered that it wasn't look. You can choose to
Speaker 8: be successful anywhere you want to. I've chosen several ways
Speaker 8: to be successful. I want to be a very, very
Speaker 8: successful father. I think that's one of the things that's
Speaker 8: paramount in my life that I really am working hard
Speaker 8: right now to become a successful father. Not a successful
Speaker 8: father in terms of money, but a successful father in
Speaker 8: terms of offering the amount of love and guidance and
Speaker 8: leadership and the example that my children need to look at.
Speaker 8: And that's what I'm really really working hard at now.
Speaker 8: I want to be successful as a father, but also
Speaker 8: I want to be successful as a husband.
Speaker 6: You know.
Speaker 8: I want Marjorie to always that she can count on me,
Speaker 8: to not have to wonder about me or look for me.
Speaker 6: You know.
Speaker 8: I want her to feel secure in the fact that
Speaker 8: I really have gotten it right, that I really am
Speaker 8: focused on being a good husband to her because it
Speaker 8: means so much to me, you know. So I'm working
Speaker 8: hard on a lot of levels. I'm working hard and
Speaker 8: trying very strong to be a successful motivator of people.
Speaker 8: I want to be a share of information to people
Speaker 8: that will uplift others and give others the same things
Speaker 8: that I've learned through the trials and tribulations of my life.
Speaker 8: But at the same time share that information and use
Speaker 8: the power of this microphone to uplift people, you know,
Speaker 8: not to destroy it. My show is not about Ooh,
Speaker 8: guess what so and so said? Guess what so and
Speaker 8: so did. I don't like mean spirited things about people,
Speaker 8: you know. I joke with people who calling this that's
Speaker 8: another thing. But I don't like destroying people with the
Speaker 8: power of the microphone. So I'm working very hard on
Speaker 8: being successful in a lot of areas of my life now.
Speaker 8: Also I do care about being financially successful too, because
Speaker 8: my father. One of the gifts he gave me was
Speaker 8: very simple gift. He told me a long time ago.
Speaker 8: He said, son, the best thing you can do for
Speaker 8: poor people is not be one of them.
Speaker 4: And that stuck with me. And this was a hard
Speaker 4: working man who was a coal miner who worked construction
Speaker 4: his entire life. My father didn't have an easy life man.
Speaker 4: My father didn't sit behind a microphone. My father didn't
Speaker 4: come to work and people cheered for him. My father
Speaker 4: wasn't famous. My father was just a go get it dude.
Speaker 4: That he instilled that in me and I've taken that
Speaker 4: and applied it to my craft, and I thank God
Speaker 4: for him for that. But I do try to be
Speaker 4: financially successful so that I can do some things with
Speaker 4: it to help some other people. Now, am I opposed
Speaker 4: to having nice things?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 4: Do I apologize for having nice things?
Speaker 6: No?
Speaker 4: And why should I? I work?
Speaker 8: You know, I'm not on the radio asking to give
Speaker 8: me money, you know, so I can go buy a car.
Speaker 8: I'm working, so I don't feel how you want to feel.
Speaker 8: And other people do feel that way about it. But
Speaker 8: if success in terms of finance is what you're lacking,
Speaker 8: you can go about the business of doing that. I'm
Speaker 8: writing a book, and that whole book is about teaching
Speaker 8: people how to become successful. And Man, I'm breaking it
Speaker 8: down in a way where everybody can get it, man,
Speaker 8: because I want the college student to get it, you know.
Speaker 4: I want the.
Speaker 8: Working mom to get it, the single mom to get it.
Speaker 8: The hard working father that has been trying to hold
Speaker 8: his family together can get it. The father that ain't
Speaker 8: ever got it together and feel that because of that reason,
Speaker 8: he can't be the father he needs to be. I'm
Speaker 8: writing something, man, to put it into words, to let
Speaker 8: you know that God is a forgiving God, and that
Speaker 8: God is a merciful God, and that God can get
Speaker 8: you out of any situation you find yourself in. You
Speaker 8: just can't beat yourself up every time you make a mistake.
Speaker 8: I make mistakes all the time, man, I just got
Speaker 8: to remind myself to get up. I ask God for forgiveness.
Speaker 8: I will call on his mercy and his grace and
Speaker 8: I get up and I go again. But it's coming, man.
Speaker 8: And if finance success is what you want, you got
Speaker 8: to change your mind. You got to start thinking about
Speaker 8: how to produce it. The first thing you do is
Speaker 8: you got to ask. You got to ask to have
Speaker 8: a life and have a life more abundantly. That's a
Speaker 8: scripture that He comes to you to give you life
Speaker 8: and to give you life more abundantly. That's a scripture.
Speaker 8: That ain't a joke, that ain't a theory. That's a fact,
Speaker 8: and the fact that if you don't have a life
Speaker 8: of abundance, you can get that by asking. Then it
Speaker 8: starts by believing. And how too, don't even worry about that.
Speaker 8: He takes care of that himself. He'll send the stuff
Speaker 8: your way. But you got to be willing to put
Speaker 8: some effort in this thing now, and you can do it.
Speaker 4: Okay. I know I was a little around the place today,
Speaker 4: but that's what it was. So you know, let's go
Speaker 4: get it.
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Speaker 8: I haven't really decided how I was gonna start the
Speaker 8: show this morning, because you know, every morning I kind
Speaker 8: of take a different angle on it, and I just
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Speaker 3: What up?
Speaker 4: Talk to god? Jack told me what you needed? Did
Speaker 4: you tell him? You appreciate it. Now what I did?
Speaker 8: Man, spend some time saying I was grateful this morning
Speaker 8: God looking out for us.
Speaker 2: Man.
Speaker 8: Let me tell you something, y'all. Just because the blessing
Speaker 8: is delayed does not mean is denied. Hang on in now, man,
Speaker 8: don't give up, y'all. There is always hope. If you
Speaker 8: are awaken today, it is because God ain't through with
Speaker 8: you yet. Put a smile on your face. Face today
Speaker 8: with cheer. If you're going through some troubles, ten toes down,
Speaker 8: take them in, man.
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Speaker 8: Steve Harbin, Mortin Show, Shelly Strawberry, Colin Farrell, Mississippi, Monica
Speaker 8: Junior better known as Killer Waan's Space and the legend
Speaker 8: of Nephew Tommy Junr.
Speaker 4: What is it today, man? You seem a little happy today?
Speaker 1: Yeah, well, you know, Walkie, just brush up of my attention.
Speaker 4: Man.
Speaker 1: You know this holiday parties and everybody.
Speaker 10: You know, when you get the Christmas and everything, there
Speaker 10: as a certain group of people who really don't care
Speaker 10: nothing about Christmas.
Speaker 4: They just want to play space.
Speaker 5: Yet, hold on, Julia, what did I just say to
Speaker 5: make you think he was talking about Christmas?
Speaker 1: What did else what I'm talking about? Before the show up?
Speaker 1: It just said I just thought about it.
Speaker 4: Oh okay, other side joke. Don't nobody know nothing about it?
Speaker 4: Come on, let's try to connect these jokes. JUNR. That's
Speaker 4: one thing you got to work on us.
Speaker 1: We're doing cone.
Speaker 4: Yeah, we're doing radio because I'm wanted. You know, the
Speaker 4: fans listened.
Speaker 8: So before the show started, we was talking about spades
Speaker 8: and cards.
Speaker 4: Now go ahead, Julie, thank you.
Speaker 1: Unc I appreciate it.
Speaker 10: Like I said, there's a certain group of people who
Speaker 10: don't care nothing. Certain group people don't get nothing by Christmas.
Speaker 10: There's some people coming over there to the house just
Speaker 10: to play spades and Domino.
Speaker 8: That's it.
Speaker 10: Just to start a fight old Christmas. That's what they
Speaker 10: coming in there to do. Don't play your right card
Speaker 10: with them, and see what happened. See if the turkey
Speaker 10: don't be on the flow, See if Jams ain't gonna
Speaker 10: be on the tape, watch the greens.
Speaker 1: If you play out of turn and let a book slide,
Speaker 1: and see what happened. You already know that.
Speaker 8: Uh yeah, But if you knocked that turkey on flow, Yep,
Speaker 8: Christmas is gonna be real different than my housband tell
Speaker 8: you that right now. People that come over your house
Speaker 8: to play spades on Christmas usually don't have a gift.
Speaker 1: No, they don't know.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 8: They just said, why are you coming through the dough
Speaker 8: on the Lord's birthday with the deck of cards? The
Speaker 8: damn dog? Imean you you didn't get to you ain't
Speaker 8: drawing no name, you ain't you ain't no card or nothing.
Speaker 8: You know, brought a deck of cards up in here.
Speaker 8: You know, we can't play cards till late night.
Speaker 9: All right, guys, coming up at thirty two minutes after
Speaker 9: the hour, we'll hear from the nephew as he runs
Speaker 9: that prank back right after this. You're listening.
Speaker 11: Morning show, all right, it is.
Speaker 9: Time for the nephew to run that prank back. What
Speaker 9: you got for us, nepht.
Speaker 5: We are lashing out this morning. We are lashing out.
Speaker 5: And this is for all you ladies out there. That's
Speaker 5: when eyelashes where they just way too long, They just
Speaker 5: just way too long. Let's just die it back a
Speaker 5: littleit all right. They start looking like a feather a duster. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 5: you know, just we can't see your forehead.
Speaker 4: Last it out. Let's go catch up?
Speaker 12: Hey slashing out? How can we lash out?
Speaker 4: I'm trying to reach Bianca.
Speaker 13: Listen?
Speaker 12: Is Bianca?
Speaker 6: Hey?
Speaker 4: Listen?
Speaker 5: My name is Brian. My my wife Jamie come up
Speaker 5: there and get her eyelashes done?
Speaker 6: Is uh?
Speaker 4: Who the who's the owner of this place?
Speaker 12: I am Brian? What's going on?
Speaker 4: Okay?
Speaker 14: Going on?
Speaker 4: You you're Bianca. You're the one that owned the place.
Speaker 12: I'm Bianca. I'm the owner. We opened about a year
Speaker 12: and a half ago. Proud, happy, black owned, women owned,
Speaker 12: woman owned establishment.
Speaker 11: What can I do for you?
Speaker 9: Here's the deal.
Speaker 5: I'm sick and tired of my wife coming up there
Speaker 5: and then when she get back home, she got these
Speaker 5: thicks eyelashes on and they long as hell. You know,
Speaker 5: I'm it's these eyelashes thicking on somebody's mustache. It's a
Speaker 5: damn shame, you know not. They told her to take that.
Speaker 12: Hold up, Brian. Now, I may or may not be
Speaker 12: the person doing it. But whoever, I'm pretty sure probably
Speaker 12: that sounds familiar. But whoever, we have a lot of customers.
Speaker 12: But whoever comes in here, they pick their lashes. We
Speaker 12: we you know, we collaborate. But the girls are saying
Speaker 12: what they want done. They pick it. So if they're thick,
Speaker 12: they're thick because they want them thick.
Speaker 5: Okay, well these are two they too thick, and then
Speaker 5: and they too long. Your eyelasses ain't supposed to be
Speaker 5: sticking away. I pass your nose. That's a damn shame.
Speaker 5: But let me let me tell you what I'm getting
Speaker 5: at though. Here's here's here's my reason for calling. If
Speaker 5: my wife come home one more say what n you?
Speaker 12: Can you send her down because I mean, I'm running
Speaker 12: a business here, and you sound crazy. They can cheer
Speaker 12: you through the fall on the girls. They're looking at
Speaker 12: me in the chair. I don't know what's going on.
Speaker 12: I don't know. Can you calm down? You loud and screaming,
Speaker 12: And all I'm saying.
Speaker 5: Is, if my wife come home with these long thicket
Speaker 5: as i lasses again, I'm gonna come up there and
Speaker 5: raise holy hell at that damn place.
Speaker 4: I'm telling you the truth about that.
Speaker 6: You know what are you talking about?
Speaker 12: Why you're threatening me? You are not coming up here.
Speaker 4: I'm coming up there.
Speaker 5: You if my wife coming home with them thick as
Speaker 5: long eye lass as again, I am No, you're not
Speaker 5: coming up here.
Speaker 12: We just opened a year and half ago.
Speaker 14: We are doing that.
Speaker 12: We don't need no drama for nobody. You need to
Speaker 12: talk to your wife. It's your marriage. Don't come out
Speaker 12: here taking it.
Speaker 5: Ain't nothing wrong with my marriage. The only thing wrong
Speaker 5: with my marriage is these damn thinking as I lasting.
Speaker 4: And they too long.
Speaker 12: That's the why are you? Why are you calling me
Speaker 12: with this? See now I'm yes.
Speaker 5: Because I'm calling because this is what she got her
Speaker 5: eyelashes done.
Speaker 12: Oh my god, Oh my god. Then you need to
Speaker 12: talk to your wife. Okay, I need to calm down.
Speaker 12: I'm running a business here. What you're trying to do
Speaker 12: sabotage me?
Speaker 3: What you work for?
Speaker 4: The com ain't trying to sabotage now.
Speaker 5: But I tell you what if she come home with
Speaker 5: these long thickets as I lads again, I'm gonna come
Speaker 5: up there and I'm gonna find all the violations and
Speaker 5: codes and everything building, and I will get you shut
Speaker 5: down if we don't stop these long thinkings as I last.
Speaker 12: Okay, Brian, I'm from the south Side so much. You
Speaker 12: need to back up because now you're threatening my livelihood. Yes,
Speaker 12: I'm gonna go there.
Speaker 6: With you.
Speaker 12: You're threatened in my livelihood. You're threatening the jobs of
Speaker 12: so many girls here. What are you doing? You need
Speaker 12: to talk to your wife and you need to back up.
Speaker 12: And I am sorry to Kurt. We try to speak
Speaker 12: class here, but now you're making me lash out at
Speaker 12: from lash out. You need to back up. This is
Speaker 12: my job and people have jobs. What are you doing
Speaker 12: threatening to come up here? I call the cops on you,
Speaker 12: and you will not be able to come here, and
Speaker 12: we will not let you get her her eyelashes on.
Speaker 12: And you need to fix your marriage because you've got
Speaker 12: some anger issues. Clearly you pissed off at your wife
Speaker 12: and you're calling us, threatening to ruin our business. Wyan,
Speaker 12: what is your wife's name?
Speaker 4: My wife name is.
Speaker 12: My wife name is Jamie, okay, because anybody is here,
Speaker 12: no Jamie or do Jamie's glashes? Okay. It's like four
Speaker 12: girls raising their hand because everybody goes to somebody different,
Speaker 12: So I don't know who is the Jamie slashes. But
Speaker 12: you got some anger issues, okay.
Speaker 4: I ain't got no anger issue.
Speaker 5: The only problem I got is my wife having some long,
Speaker 5: thick eyelashes and they further out than her nose. And
Speaker 5: thiguring it into somebody's much stand that's what I got
Speaker 5: a problem with.
Speaker 12: Okay, you know what, Jamie just needs to leave your
Speaker 12: because if you got an issue, call her. Why are
Speaker 12: you calling us?
Speaker 5: Why wouldn't I call the people that put the thicker
Speaker 5: eyelashes on?
Speaker 4: Why wouldn't I?
Speaker 12: Well, first of all, you need to talk to Jamie
Speaker 12: and send her up here. We're gonna tell her not
Speaker 12: to leave yours first of all. Second of all, I don't.
Speaker 12: I cannot help you. You are interrupting my grinding. Okay,
Speaker 12: we are interrupting our grinding, and we got a business
Speaker 12: going here. What is your problem?
Speaker 6: Can't you go do some work, Go and.
Speaker 12: Talk to your wife and fix your marriage.
Speaker 4: You know, you know what I tell you.
Speaker 3: I'll tell you.
Speaker 5: I'll tell you what, Beyonca. I'll tell you what you're
Speaker 5: not trying to fix. No, no, no, you're trying to
Speaker 5: fix the problem. I'll be up there. I'll be up
Speaker 5: there and and I would bring somebody that would shut.
Speaker 12: That shops right now, call him down. Tell them somebody
Speaker 12: who's coming up here? And they're threatening us at lash
Speaker 12: out call see they three girls calling right now? Bring
Speaker 12: your little up here.
Speaker 5: Mother.
Speaker 12: Come on, come on, bring in, bring it up here.
Speaker 4: Let me ask you some is Carmen up there?
Speaker 12: Karmen is sitting in my face right now? What is
Speaker 12: going on doing? Honey?
Speaker 3: You know him?
Speaker 6: Card?
Speaker 12: Why are you asking me about Card?
Speaker 4: Where's where's Carmen at right now?
Speaker 12: See right here?
Speaker 9: Looking at me?
Speaker 13: What what is called?
Speaker 4: She is she laughing?
Speaker 3: Hold?
Speaker 12: Yeah, now she's starting to laugh.
Speaker 14: She's going on.
Speaker 12: Y'all gotta be looking crazy at night.
Speaker 4: Be can calm down? Baby? Check this out. This is
Speaker 4: nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey Marty Show. You girl,
Speaker 4: Carmen got me the prank phone call you.
Speaker 12: Oh, oh my god, god, okay, you know what y'all
Speaker 12: got me out here?
Speaker 6: Looking dad?
Speaker 12: I cannot Tommy, Tommy, nephew Tommy. Oh my god, Oh
Speaker 12: my god.
Speaker 4: What girl. I'm just lashing out a little bit, that's all.
Speaker 4: I'm just lashing Oh.
Speaker 6: My god, Oh my god.
Speaker 12: I'm sorry, Nephew Tommy, I was actually crazy.
Speaker 4: You got to tell the nephew. What is the baddest
Speaker 4: and I mean the baddest radio show in the land,
Speaker 4: the one, the.
Speaker 12: Only Steve Harvey Morning Show, always forever.
Speaker 6: I love y'all.
Speaker 9: All right, thank you, nephew. Coming up next to it
Speaker 9: is ask the Celo with our Chief Love Officer Steve
Speaker 9: Harvey in the building. You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show
Speaker 9: coming up at the top of the hour. In entertainment news,
Speaker 9: we have some good news for you, Junior about your
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Speaker 9: few It's exciting news too. Remember Montgomery chair slinger Reggie
Speaker 9: Bernard Ray, Well, he's going to avoid jail time after
Speaker 9: hitting someone with the chair in the Big Montgomery Brawl.
Speaker 9: We all remember that. And Northwest makes her rap debut
Speaker 9: on stage with her dad. That is all coming up
Speaker 9: at the top of the hour, But right now it
Speaker 9: is time to ask the Clo. The Gussie in Charlottesville says,
Speaker 9: my mother backed into my car leaving our house. My
Speaker 9: husband is being unreasonable by telling me not to file
Speaker 9: an insurance claim. He wants my mother to pay for it.
Speaker 9: Isn't that what insurance is for? Do I make my
Speaker 9: mom pay or file the claim?
Speaker 8: Oh, he don't know what Your husband is being cheap?
Speaker 8: He don't want that market, yes, his insurance, but man,
Speaker 8: make your mama pay? Dog, I can't even man Doug.
Speaker 8: I wouldn't care what my mama did about the kitchen
Speaker 8: on fire. We just got to go in here and
Speaker 8: get some new damn cabinets. I can't charge my mama,
Speaker 8: man for nothing. I wasn't raised like that, so I
Speaker 8: don't even I don't even know how to play with y'all.
Speaker 8: But it's mama. Think you got one, that's all I
Speaker 8: can tell you got one. Y'all know it's her mama.
Speaker 8: But he got to be respectful of that. Like I
Speaker 8: respect Marjorie's mama, you know, as if she were mind.
Speaker 8: I got respect. She's a mother though, and she's older.
Speaker 4: That's the part.
Speaker 5: I don't understand our generation, man. Some of y'all, man,
Speaker 5: we have got away from the way it is. It's
Speaker 5: just caused some damn respect, man, that's all it is.
Speaker 8: It's respect your elders, honor thy mother and their father,
Speaker 8: and our days on this earth shall be long.
Speaker 4: Y'all.
Speaker 8: Y'a ain't heard none of that, ain't none of no. Well, damn,
Speaker 8: you need to learn something, man. It's about respect, because
Speaker 8: one day you're gonna be old. Old is a gold.
Speaker 8: I don't understand, man. Damn dog just reported to the
Speaker 8: insurance company. Yeah, those types of accidents ain't bad. Now,
Speaker 8: if you out there in a hit and run and
Speaker 8: a concident for somebody bumping into your car and your driveway,
Speaker 8: them ain't bad. Them don't count like that, bro, Get
Speaker 8: a grip man, inspect the girls, mama, and don't make
Speaker 8: your mama pay for it.
Speaker 4: Call your insurance company that period, cause how it's done.
Speaker 9: Yeah, all right. Moving on to Ell in Indianapolis, Elle says.
Speaker 4: Let your mama do nothing, not dog, that's right.
Speaker 9: Elle says, I'm pregnant with my first child and I
Speaker 9: met this great guy that wants to date me. My
Speaker 9: child's father ghosted me two months ago, and I'm due
Speaker 9: in February. Is it wrong for me to get to
Speaker 9: know this new guy while I'm pregnant with another man's baby.
Speaker 4: Oyo, First of all, I'd like to meet this new guy.
Speaker 4: Who the hell is he?
Speaker 3: Why?
Speaker 9: Because he's dating a woman that's pregnant with someone else's child.
Speaker 4: You don't find that to be a little rare?
Speaker 9: Yes, of course, I mean I know it's been done before, but.
Speaker 4: Yeah, but it means you show it that much. We
Speaker 4: need you. We need you.
Speaker 5: Baby that's coming here in February with her about that
Speaker 5: I'm trying to put this new guy that ghosted you.
Speaker 5: That don't mean this new dude ain't gonna ghost you.
Speaker 3: I don't.
Speaker 8: I don't mean no, Look I don't. I don't like
Speaker 8: answering questions like this because the woman's pregnant.
Speaker 4: But listen to me.
Speaker 8: Stop getting out of one situation into another situation. Just wait,
Speaker 8: why you why you gotta do something now? He ghosted
Speaker 8: you two months ago, so you're gonna get another one?
Speaker 4: What now?
Speaker 8: What you you think he gonna be in a delivery room?
Speaker 8: I mean, what's the purpose of the new guy? You
Speaker 8: don't even you just met him? Like Tommy said, go
Speaker 8: meet your baby. Damn say hi to him or her.
Speaker 4: Finish it. You know, have yourself a nice, healthy pregnancy.
Speaker 5: You know.
Speaker 4: Try that. Why you got to have a man, ain't
Speaker 4: you don't you know that these men ain't working out
Speaker 4: for you right now? Hello, just go meet your baby.
Speaker 4: Baby don't know. I can't.
Speaker 8: I'll give him a cancel. Dating where y'all going? You're
Speaker 8: finn to go to the hospital, but.
Speaker 9: Not understanding.
Speaker 3: You go out.
Speaker 9: He's gotta stay there when you.
Speaker 8: Start coming out. He got to run down. Now they're
Speaker 8: gonna put his name on the burst of afraid of
Speaker 8: starting to look like child's supposed to me. Man, this
Speaker 8: looks like eighteen years of payments to me, all right.
Speaker 9: Moving on to Chris and Paramus. Chris says, my wife
Speaker 9: and I experimented with another girl and it didn't do
Speaker 9: anything for me. My wife loved it and wants to
Speaker 9: do it again. I hate that I ever asked her
Speaker 9: to do it, because it's all she talks about. Now
Speaker 9: do you think this is something she's wanted all along?
Speaker 3: This one?
Speaker 8: It did nothing for you, and it did everything for her.
Speaker 8: Let me explain something to you, bro, what you're not
Speaker 8: saying in this letter. It's some inade inadequacies going down
Speaker 8: in this letter. So let me explain some to you.
Speaker 8: She agreed with you because you bought it up as
Speaker 8: an idea.
Speaker 4: She loved it. You didn't.
Speaker 8: Now you bought it up to your wife because of
Speaker 8: an inadequacy in your relationship.
Speaker 5: So here, you bought in the third party. Now the
Speaker 5: third party got in. You didn't care for the third party.
Speaker 5: She loved the third party, which means she was feeling
Speaker 5: inadequate about you. See what I'm saying see you're following this,
Speaker 5: hir doog.
Speaker 8: Now you wasn't happy what she was giving you, and
Speaker 8: obviously she wasn't happy with what you was giving her
Speaker 8: because she want that other girl back. So maybe you
Speaker 8: have discovered that you all sexual relationship and relationship ain't
Speaker 8: worth for damn.
Speaker 4: That would have sounded like to me in the letter.
Speaker 9: Do you think she's gonna see the girl on the
Speaker 9: side without her husband's Yeah.
Speaker 5: Yeah, hell yeah, cause that's what dudes do. Yeah, you
Speaker 5: don't want to see her no more? Will let me
Speaker 5: holler at her by myself?
Speaker 6: Then?
Speaker 8: Yeah, all that didn't happen though, And it ain't just
Speaker 8: because you introduced it.
Speaker 4: That's a big part of it.
Speaker 3: But you allowed it.
Speaker 4: And now you found out what was he nice?
Speaker 8: You think now she like getting her bacon fried extra crispy.
Speaker 9: All right, let's move on to our last one, Steve.
Speaker 9: This is from Andrea and Clinton. Andrea writes, my husband
Speaker 9: had a hand towel in his bag that he said
Speaker 9: he got at the gym, but it was too nice
Speaker 9: to be a gym towel. I guess he thinks I'm
Speaker 9: stupid because he's sticking to his lie. Why do men lie?
Speaker 9: Instead of just saying they messed up and apologized.
Speaker 3: Why would do that?
Speaker 4: Why would he do.
Speaker 5: Apologized over a washcloth? I got the washcloth at the jim.
Speaker 5: I know you say it was too nice for the jill,
Speaker 5: but they got to buy some new ones.
Speaker 4: Sometimes. I was down on new washcloth date and set
Speaker 4: them out and I put one in my bag.
Speaker 8: Why would I tell you I was over girls house
Speaker 8: and put it in my gym bank? Why would I
Speaker 8: say that?
Speaker 9: All right, on that note, we got to end it.
Speaker 9: Thank you Colo. Coming up next entertainment news. Right after
Speaker 9: this you're listening Hard Morning show. Well after opening for
Speaker 9: New Edition's latest tour and doing their own tour, it
Speaker 9: is official, Junior. Are you ready for this one? Joasy
Speaker 9: is headed to Las Vegas for their new twenty four residency.
Speaker 9: It is called the show is called Joeasee, The Show,
Speaker 9: the after Party, the Vegas Residency. Okay, you're ready for
Speaker 9: it to start here? The start dates March fifteenth at
Speaker 9: the Mendalay Bay Resort in the House of Blues. The
Speaker 9: first leg of their residency is March fifteenth through the
Speaker 9: twenty fourth, and then it's going to resume in July
Speaker 9: the fifth through the thirteenth. So there you go, Junior.
Speaker 9: These are the dates. Pre sale for the tickets start
Speaker 9: today at one pm Eastern.
Speaker 4: Why, I've been watching you.
Speaker 9: Very long time, and the tickets are available at the
Speaker 9: House of Blues and ticket Masters.
Speaker 4: You're going to.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm going, of course, I got to go, man.
Speaker 4: Going, Why I got the earth.
Speaker 5: You get out on the first run, because that second
Speaker 5: run in July that might not have the first day
Speaker 5: March fifteenth.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you probably need to be out there early. Dispute happy.
Speaker 8: Yeah, they're old enough, and plus they toured with a
Speaker 8: new edition, and I think new addition is such a
Speaker 8: professional group of dudes. Man, Them dudes is real down
Speaker 8: with how they stay together and make their money. And
Speaker 8: I think maybe they had it. They influenced them. Set
Speaker 8: him down and talked to him and you just got
Speaker 8: to talk casey and joking. I don't really know all
Speaker 8: the rest of them names, but Davante and jiggo and
Speaker 8: come on now and every winter fine, now, come on.
Speaker 11: Anything.
Speaker 8: No trouble everywhere. If I've been around forty years, they
Speaker 8: heard no trouble. Brothers, ain't no trouble. Just see all
Speaker 8: my groups, ain't.
Speaker 4: No trouble.
Speaker 8: Okay, while I'm going Yeah, so you'll just can't be
Speaker 8: a damn group.
Speaker 4: Yeah yeah, Well.
Speaker 1: If a fight break out up, I'm in there with jokes.
Speaker 4: I'm going to an R and B concert to fight.
Speaker 4: That's a damn shame.
Speaker 1: Why don't you.
Speaker 4: Just go to just go to hip hop concert? Jos,
Speaker 4: just get it over with.
Speaker 9: He's going to see go to.
Speaker 8: A hip hop say, or a new comedy show, because
Speaker 8: that's what they do a new comedy shows.
Speaker 4: Now they fight.
Speaker 8: I don't know why comedians have given up on the
Speaker 8: objective that we're supposed to have, which is to make
Speaker 8: people laugh. Your job is not to go up there
Speaker 8: and be as insulting as you can. Now, if you
Speaker 8: get a heckler, then that's a free run for you.
Speaker 8: If you get hecko from the stage, you have every
Speaker 8: right to dismantle this person by any means necessary. But
Speaker 8: y'all just trying to get into comedy.
Speaker 4: Just listen to me. The objective is to make people laugh.
Speaker 4: That is the objective.
Speaker 8: Y'all slowly started turning it into shock let's say, the
Speaker 8: most shocking stuff. Then you turn around into let's say,
Speaker 8: the most degrading stuff, and then it became insults, and
Speaker 8: now comedy is a damn fistfight every weekend. Wow, shocking
Speaker 8: is not funny, It's not man. The reaction should be laughs,
Speaker 8: not us and ours. That's not what comedy is. And
Speaker 8: the comedians who have gotten that very very confused. And
Speaker 8: I know exactly what I'm talking about, so they know, Man,
Speaker 8: you old Steve how No, this is the way it works.
Speaker 8: This is how you make the money. Because the people
Speaker 8: who don't make people laugh do not make money. I'm sorry, Yeah,
Speaker 8: ain't nobody paying to come see you fight?
Speaker 4: UFC?
Speaker 8: Why I don't though, So like you know, for me, man,
Speaker 8: Like I say, the comedy just took a turn, and
Speaker 8: it wasn't for I don't think it was for the better.
Speaker 4: There are still great ones out there.
Speaker 8: Like I'm gonna tell you who I've really enjoyed lately
Speaker 8: watching out on stage is Cat Williams. I've really enjoyed
Speaker 8: watching Cat Williams lately because his comedy has changed. I
Speaker 8: remember Cat one time said, man out that telling all
Speaker 8: them old last jokes. Well, now Cat old, and now
Speaker 8: I guess what. You can only talk about your existence
Speaker 8: in comedy, and Kat is mastering that part of his
Speaker 8: life now at you know, talking about his mistakes and
Speaker 8: run ins. And I really really enjoyed this brother's comedy
Speaker 8: about his age, about aging and getting older because Adele
Speaker 8: Givens did it at the Death Jam twenty five year reunion.
Speaker 8: Adele Givens went out there, man, and her routine at
Speaker 8: Death Jam was so dope.
Speaker 6: Man.
Speaker 8: It was all about getting older, and everybody in the
Speaker 8: audience who was watching Deaf Jam twenty five years ago
Speaker 8: who are now older, could relate to everything she was saying,
Speaker 8: because your comedy has to be relatable to your life
Speaker 8: and your world now. And that's when comedy becomes very
Speaker 8: real because every good joke is ninety five percent truth.
Speaker 8: Five percent we add color to it, but a good
Speaker 8: ass joke is ninety to ninety five percent truth. Like
Speaker 8: I did a joke about it was a news story
Speaker 8: that came out about SeaWorld, and I wrote a joke
Speaker 8: about SeaWorld and it was current news event, but it.
Speaker 4: Was it was the truth.
Speaker 8: Well, you couldn't get mad at me, but I just
Speaker 8: gave you what the whale was thinking that day when
Speaker 8: he came to work. And the whole joke I wrote
Speaker 8: was the whale's attitude when he came to work. It
Speaker 8: was just one of them days. You know how they
Speaker 8: hold a little fish up and you jump and you
Speaker 8: get the fish. This was the day the whale didn't
Speaker 8: want to do that, and he didn't he wanted motive.
Speaker 1: We know the story.
Speaker 4: We'll want to see it though.
Speaker 8: That's why I can't do stand up right now because
Speaker 8: of moments like that, because the climate has changed now.
Speaker 8: And I'm just giving you an example of how a
Speaker 8: joke should be ninety percent real and who I've enjoyed
Speaker 8: telling jokes. That's all I wanted to say. Y'all, have
Speaker 8: a great day. For the next joke. I give your
Speaker 8: purpose though.
Speaker 9: It's coming up in twenty minutes after the hour, and
Speaker 9: heir to the Rmez fortune plans to leave his eleven
Speaker 9: billion dollar fortune through his former gardner. We'll talk about
Speaker 9: that right after this.
Speaker 4: What to Margine.
Speaker 9: You're listening hard morning show. All right, guys, this story
Speaker 9: is wild right here. Eighty year old Nicholas Puek is
Speaker 9: the Ermez family heir that has shocked his entire family.
Speaker 9: He announced that he has plans to adopt his fifty
Speaker 9: one year old former gardener and handyman and lead his
Speaker 9: eleven billion dollar fortune along with five point nine million
Speaker 9: dollars of properties worth of properties to his former gardener.
Speaker 9: Puek is the grandson of the Ermez founder and he
Speaker 9: owns five point seven percent of the company, but he
Speaker 9: fell out with his wealthy family over ten years ago
Speaker 9: over a business decision that he did.
Speaker 11: Not agree with.
Speaker 9: Puek is single, he has no children, and he considers
Speaker 9: his gardener, whose identity has been withheld, to be like
Speaker 9: family to him. The gardener reportedly is from a modest
Speaker 9: Moroccan family and he has a Spanish wife and two children.
Speaker 9: If Puek goes through with the adoption, the gardener and
Speaker 9: his family will inherit eleven billion that's billion with a
Speaker 9: B dollars and have several homes valued it almost six
Speaker 9: million dollars. So it's good to be a garden.
Speaker 8: I'm not going to say this is true or not,
Speaker 8: but the prayer for his death is right after that.
Speaker 8: You can believe that that God whoa any day now?
Speaker 1: Can you adopt an adult? Can you adopt you?
Speaker 9: I think you can.
Speaker 8: White people, they billionaires called white people do anything. Carl
Speaker 8: Lackerfell left his entire state to his cat.
Speaker 1: I've heard of that, but I think can you adopt
Speaker 1: an adult?
Speaker 11: Yeah?
Speaker 9: I believe you can.
Speaker 4: I think ye, wow, because like right now I want
Speaker 4: to be his boy.
Speaker 9: Yeah, you want to adopt.
Speaker 3: Hey daddy?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 8: And if you really want to leave the money to somebody,
Speaker 8: ought to leave it to Mardorie. I don't know what
Speaker 8: the helly give this little damn garden the focus Marjorie
Speaker 8: and made a heavy contribution to your ass. And I
Speaker 8: think you should give some of it to Marjorie. Adopt
Speaker 8: some dam to get you a daughter too.
Speaker 9: Okay is now the third largest publicly listed company in France,
Speaker 9: with an estimated value of two hundred million or two
Speaker 9: hundred billion dollars.
Speaker 4: He gets five percent.
Speaker 1: Money right there?
Speaker 4: Billion yard at four billion?
Speaker 9: Can you imagine his gardener, what his gardener is thinking?
Speaker 4: And I used to cut yards.
Speaker 9: See good to be the gardener.
Speaker 4: Cut the wrong Yeah, get over there and go and
Speaker 4: give me them heads cut its. See if I can
Speaker 4: get in on some of this here?
Speaker 5: Yeah, and miss miss some plant consume ps.
Speaker 4: How can I help you today? Stephone?
Speaker 5: Yes, I'm your new garden and stephone or something happened
Speaker 5: to the one you had adopted.
Speaker 4: So I am here to take his place. Yeah with me? Oh,
Speaker 4: I don't know what happened to him one day, I
Speaker 4: see him the next day.
Speaker 9: I don't coming up. In thirty four minutes after the hour,
Speaker 9: we'll play. One has to go right after this. You're listening.
Speaker 11: Morning show.
Speaker 9: All right, it's time to play. One has to go,
Speaker 9: all right, lying, cussing, sex. One has to go.
Speaker 4: Lex, ain't going over, fine, ain't going line. Well, I'm
Speaker 4: gonna take cussing out. Yeah, cuss you got a poor
Speaker 4: cussing up.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm I'm allowed without cussing.
Speaker 4: But I'm behind and Lynn stayed up.
Speaker 10: Yeah, yeah, wow, okay, I agree?
Speaker 9: You all agree?
Speaker 4: All right?
Speaker 3: I female?
Speaker 9: One has to go, wife, kids, side piece.
Speaker 4: Side excuse me?
Speaker 9: More delayed? What is what taking so long to answer this?
Speaker 11: This should be easy, I say it, side piece, I'm done.
Speaker 1: Okay, thank you?
Speaker 4: Someone with some sense. Yeah, I can't answer that because
Speaker 4: I ain't got no side piece.
Speaker 1: That's your answer that.
Speaker 9: We're just playing the game.
Speaker 8: Ain't no damn game, y'all ain't playing while we all
Speaker 8: of thes on the show.
Speaker 3: I played the last one.
Speaker 4: You got quiet as hell when you said that, I.
Speaker 9: Think about that one wife piece, wife kids, side piece.
Speaker 9: Seems like you would just automatically say side pe.
Speaker 3: I still don't.
Speaker 9: That's when we're way lima. Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 1: I didn't say, man, I ain't do that. I just
Speaker 1: said side.
Speaker 9: Piece, and you're actually we'll do it.
Speaker 4: We'll do it right behind doing some p Let's just
Speaker 4: do the game.
Speaker 9: Come on, you're so convincing, all right, one has to
Speaker 9: go Shaka Shaka Khan. Whitney aresa, Oh.
Speaker 4: Geez, it ain't with me. I'm down to two. I'm
Speaker 4: I'm gonna say, I'm gonna sayri I know that's crazy.
Speaker 9: Joking Detroit by.
Speaker 4: I had to pick Yola short ass is stupid.
Speaker 6: And then.
Speaker 5: Oh okay, you ass said, aha, you need to quick playing.
Speaker 4: Here's some people man that pull their car over.
Speaker 1: What all of them in Detroit to.
Speaker 5: I'm sure I'm being an Ian word for seconds.
Speaker 11: Right from right here on the show.
Speaker 2: In your defense, Tommy, that's a very hard one because
Speaker 2: kids singing allegends.
Speaker 4: She's a legend, but she voice for me has given
Speaker 4: me so much joy. Though. Which one got a ghost?
Speaker 4: All right?
Speaker 9: The next one?
Speaker 3: Come on?
Speaker 4: We have more out of respect. I'll just say we
Speaker 4: Shaka had to go yeah, respect, all right, And I
Speaker 4: don't even mean that.
Speaker 9: One has to go the o Jays, Earth Wind and Fire,
Speaker 9: the Temptation.
Speaker 14: No.
Speaker 4: One has to go okay, One more.
Speaker 9: O Jays, Earth in the Fire. I'm just gonna tell
Speaker 9: you again, Detroit, who has given.
Speaker 8: Me the most joy in my damn whole life, this
Speaker 8: Earth Wind and Fire. No group has ever meant more
Speaker 8: to me.
Speaker 4: They can't go okay, and that's the one got to
Speaker 4: go for me.
Speaker 8: LeVert is one of the greatest lead male tenners.
Speaker 5: I've ever heard. Cannot let the Old Jays go. They
Speaker 5: mean too much to me. They from Cleveland, Rabbit ass
Speaker 5: Man now thought.
Speaker 1: David cornt.
Speaker 9: Temple my imagination. All right, hard one, all right? Coming
Speaker 9: up next the nephew with today's prank phone call.
Speaker 5: I said, earth Win and five got to go out
Speaker 5: of them, three, the Temptations and the Old Day.
Speaker 9: All right, frank phone call coming up next, ass is
Speaker 9: out the family. You're listening Hard Morning show coming up
Speaker 9: at about four minutes after the hour. It's my Strawberry
Speaker 9: letter for today, and the subject is he can laugh
Speaker 9: but I can't. We'll get into that find out what
Speaker 9: that's all about in just a few because right now
Speaker 9: it is time for the nephew and today's prank phone call.
Speaker 9: What you got for his nest I got.
Speaker 3: It for sure.
Speaker 5: But let's get back to this attitude that he got
Speaker 5: with me, that I don't understand that that this is
Speaker 5: your uncle. Yeah, because we had, we had to get
Speaker 5: rid of one.
Speaker 8: It was a temptation, the old Jays at earth Wind
Speaker 8: and five, and your stupid ass picked earth Wind and five.
Speaker 3: I did.
Speaker 4: I'm an old fan and I'm a temptation fan. Now, yeah,
Speaker 4: your ass is out the family. Now kick him out
Speaker 4: the family. Get rid of old James. How you getting
Speaker 4: rid of old Jay's and they from cleved How you
Speaker 4: do that? Dog?
Speaker 8: I didn't get rid of old James. I kept the
Speaker 8: old Jays. I kept the Old Jay's fire. I didn't
Speaker 8: like getting rid of the temptation. That hurt me because
Speaker 8: they got way too damn hits. But I can't die,
Speaker 8: do levertinill mean too much to me? But I'll be
Speaker 8: damned from a city of n And let you blasphemous
Speaker 8: and say get rid of that. Nobody getting rid of
Speaker 8: It's the damn game.
Speaker 5: The game over, game game over, this real life somebody.
Speaker 5: We're talking about the Timptate, We talking about Hitsville. You
Speaker 5: got rid of the temptations, my girl? Ain't nobody come
Speaker 5: to see you?
Speaker 9: Otis were talking about their own movie.
Speaker 4: Okay, I'll be the tradition Winding Earth winning fire. Got
Speaker 4: no damn movie?
Speaker 1: Oh man, a lie?
Speaker 4: Hello?
Speaker 3: You know what I mean?
Speaker 4: A temptational group running around here? What what they Broadway?
Speaker 5: They still live on? Is what I'm saying. Ain't nobody
Speaker 5: took no time to say? Wow, we shall ask you
Speaker 5: a question. Let me tell you, sus, you don't think
Speaker 5: it's important. Would you rather be living on or living?
Speaker 4: Hello? You don't think it's important cause the option is clear.
Speaker 5: I'd rather be living damn living on. I don't want
Speaker 5: to be a block. Now I can see a movie
Speaker 5: on the O.
Speaker 9: J Now I can see that. What's the prank, Mesthew?
Speaker 4: Yeah, this is this is what you need to do, Joe,
Speaker 4: raggedy ass, go this man, because I ain't on your
Speaker 4: side with this.
Speaker 5: Three sixteen, Apartment three sixteen, Apartment three sixteen, And that's
Speaker 5: what you need to read.
Speaker 4: Three sixteen. Let's go catch up.
Speaker 6: Hello, Hello, I'm trying to reach deal. Yeah, this is deal.
Speaker 6: Hey Dale, how you doing? Man? My name is Bond.
Speaker 6: Dude you live in to make sure I got the
Speaker 6: right dude, Man, you live in Court right apartments? Yeah,
Speaker 6: I live going on, okay, you live in an apartment
Speaker 6: of three sixteen right, yeah, it is something I need
Speaker 6: to be worried. I was going on with my no, no, no,
Speaker 6: everything cool with your apartment. Man, I got your number
Speaker 6: from the lady at the at the least in office
Speaker 6: regarding say, wasn't I what's it? What's it in regards
Speaker 6: to well, Actually, what's going to happen is I'm fina
Speaker 6: move to Court and what I wanted to do? You know,
Speaker 6: uh see me in every apartment I've always had. I've
Speaker 6: always lived in apartment three sixteen, and I know you
Speaker 6: in three sixteen, so they you know, the girl at
Speaker 6: the office gave me you know, because I don't want
Speaker 6: to move nowhere else where. I can't be in room
Speaker 6: three sixteen. I gotta be you know. It's just real superstitious,
Speaker 6: I know, but I kind of got to have part
Speaker 6: hold on. You say your name Vonn Yeah, yeah, I'm
Speaker 6: going right and who gave you my number?
Speaker 14: Again?
Speaker 6: One of the ladies at the least in office when
Speaker 6: I was over there. Who was it? I can't really
Speaker 6: remember her name? Man, Uh little well, listen cut to
Speaker 6: I'm gonna tell you like this, man, don't call me
Speaker 6: for nothing like that. Man.
Speaker 15: Now, I ain't moving out of my apartment. Man, I've
Speaker 15: been staying there for four years. When I move out
Speaker 15: of the apartment, I move in the house. You understand
Speaker 15: all this that going with.
Speaker 14: Your which is which? Whatever it is?
Speaker 6: You three sixteen? You one three two?
Speaker 14: That's on you, man, It.
Speaker 6: Ain't I got to stay in three sixteen. Man, see that,
Speaker 6: That's what I'm trying to say. I don't sign the least,
Speaker 6: so I'm stuck with it. I got to get that apartment,
Speaker 6: so I said, I try to tell you, would you
Speaker 6: like to which? Which other apartment would you like to
Speaker 6: move to? And I go on to get them to
Speaker 6: move your stuff all.
Speaker 15: The time over than nothing ain't nothing moving on.
Speaker 14: Thing A gonna move the numbers.
Speaker 6: You can add them up, divide them.
Speaker 14: Do whatever you want to them.
Speaker 6: But I ain't moving.
Speaker 14: So you're gonna get that to your head.
Speaker 2: Man.
Speaker 15: And really, I'm because I don't know, gave you my
Speaker 15: number was like this.
Speaker 14: I mean, work is called me because I don't even
Speaker 14: know no vun no, no, you don't know me, DoD.
Speaker 6: I asked them who was in three sixteen.
Speaker 14: They told me it ain't none of your business going
Speaker 14: three sixteen.
Speaker 6: Man, Hey, listen, man, I'm trying to do this as
Speaker 6: respectful as possible. You know, like I said, I really
Speaker 6: can't function unless I'm living.
Speaker 14: In apartment disrespect me, then do it disrespect for them,
Speaker 14: because I'm gonna show you do this.
Speaker 6: You called me with like this.
Speaker 14: I don't get a favorite now, I don't care if
Speaker 14: there was your favorite scripture.
Speaker 6: Okay, he call me with like that. Man, Now you're
Speaker 6: gonna make this hard, okay, So let me let me
Speaker 6: tell you this to you. And I already told the
Speaker 6: lady I want to be in three sixteen. She told
Speaker 6: me I needed to deal with Dell. Now I'm trying
Speaker 6: to deal with you in a polite way, okay, because
Speaker 6: like I say, I can't function, man, unless I'm in
Speaker 6: apartment three sixteen, I can't. I can't even get them
Speaker 6: go to work. I cannot function. Okay, I have to
Speaker 6: have that apartment number, dude.
Speaker 15: Right, So it sounds like you've got a problem on
Speaker 15: your hands, man, And whatever your problem is, that's your.
Speaker 14: Problem, ain't got to do with me.
Speaker 6: Colling. You know like that, Like I say, I've.
Speaker 14: Been staying in three sixteen.
Speaker 15: I'm gonna stay in three sixteen till I moved to
Speaker 15: a house.
Speaker 14: You need to find something else to do. And really
Speaker 14: I'm stopping. They gave you my numbers to.
Speaker 6: Call me with. Is I can't believe it's like the
Speaker 6: way you're talking to you talking to me like what
Speaker 6: you come at me with?
Speaker 14: Come at me with a number that looks like you
Speaker 14: man three sixteen.
Speaker 6: What excuse me though, but you're like you called me
Speaker 6: with this.
Speaker 15: I tell you what, man, come at me to come
Speaker 15: at my problem that you gonna see it?
Speaker 14: Man, you understand what I'm saying.
Speaker 6: Hey man, I'm trying to handle this respectably. Man, Okay,
Speaker 6: all right, I'm trying to do.
Speaker 3: Listen to me.
Speaker 6: I'm trying to tell you, Hones, the dog. I cannot
Speaker 6: function outside of them three numbers. I have to live
Speaker 6: in an apartment three sixteen.
Speaker 14: That ain't my business.
Speaker 6: Man, Yoh, I don't want to have to come move
Speaker 6: your but I do. Hold on.
Speaker 14: What's running back?
Speaker 6: What you say I said, I don't want to have
Speaker 6: to move.
Speaker 3: YO said that.
Speaker 15: Now let me what You're gonna come move my I
Speaker 15: want hey, matter of fact, come yes.
Speaker 14: Come on, come move three sixteen, three sixteen I had
Speaker 14: are for you.
Speaker 15: Come on, man, come on, come move my man, Come on,
Speaker 15: two ten.
Speaker 14: Silents, come on, move yet all kind of going on
Speaker 14: the world with numbers. They got three under sixty five days?
Speaker 14: Deal with this. I mean it works. You want I'm
Speaker 14: on my nine to five and you come at you
Speaker 14: bout three sixteen. I'm gonna move somebody.
Speaker 6: That's all I got to say.
Speaker 14: Man, it's gonna be you before I before I deal
Speaker 14: with you.
Speaker 15: Tho, I'm gonna get the least and off for even
Speaker 15: giving you my number all day.
Speaker 6: Hey man, I'm just trying to tell you I have
Speaker 6: to stay under them numbers. Man, I have to. I'm
Speaker 6: superstitious like that. I know, I know everybody ain't like that,
Speaker 6: but I just happen to be like that.
Speaker 15: You know, say, nobody ain't like that. Man, I ain't
Speaker 15: got time to be dealing.
Speaker 14: Really, everybody ain't got time to sit up listen like this.
Speaker 6: Man.
Speaker 14: You let tell him Christian Man.
Speaker 15: Other than I've been out this job. Looking what a
Speaker 15: part the numbers did they give you?
Speaker 6: They gave me like three twenty nine or something like that.
Speaker 6: I don't. I can't stay there, man, That's why.
Speaker 15: I'm gonna meet you at Man Meet Dead three twenty nine,
Speaker 15: six o'clock tonight. How about them numbers?
Speaker 6: Okay? Okay? So how about these numbers right here? A
Speaker 6: seven seven twenty nine? Steve? What it means? A seven
Speaker 6: seven twenty nine? Stee eight seven seven twenty nine? See
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Speaker 15: Got me about to take off and go to the
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Speaker 14: Who you say got me enough?
Speaker 6: Yo? Ain't you got a coworker named Linda? Linda?
Speaker 14: Aint us about members coming from Linda?
Speaker 6: Right now?
Speaker 15: I wonder lets you take it so long she puts
Speaker 15: it on? Man?
Speaker 14: God, I ain't going though, man.
Speaker 6: Hey, Dale, I got one more thing ask you, man,
Speaker 6: you at work for real, ain't you? Yeah? Hey man,
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Speaker 4: What would you what would you rather have?
Speaker 6: Go to?
Speaker 4: Pranks or every winning.
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Speaker 9: Up, thank you. A few subjects He can laugh but
Speaker 9: I can't. Dear Stephen Shirley, my husband and I have
Speaker 9: been married for eight years and we have three children
Speaker 9: under age six that means I'm always tired and trying
Speaker 9: to get a nap whenever I can. If I happen
Speaker 9: to be in the bed lying down or on the
Speaker 9: couch lying down, my husband thinks it's a perfect time
Speaker 9: for him to ask for sex. Although I might be
Speaker 9: very tired at the moment, I will always give him
Speaker 9: a quickie so he won't feel neglected. I don't want
Speaker 9: to be so tired that I make him go seek
Speaker 9: intimacy from another woman. Last week, I was so tired
Speaker 9: that I fell asleep a couple of times during intimacy,
Speaker 9: and my husband did not stop. That was the most
Speaker 9: inconsiderate thing he's ever done to me. I ignored him
Speaker 9: for two days until he gave me a proper apology.
Speaker 9: Right after that, he was out back talking to his
Speaker 9: friend on the phone, and I heard him cackling like
Speaker 9: an old hen. He told his friend that the love
Speaker 9: making is getting more terrible than it has ever been,
Speaker 9: and that I expect him to do all of the work.
Speaker 9: Whatever his friend said back to him, he started laughing
Speaker 9: and could not stop. He kept on agreeing with him
Speaker 9: and saying, that's exactly how bad our sex is. So
Speaker 9: since he thought having sex with me was so funny.
Speaker 9: I planned a romantic evening for us, and after we
Speaker 9: got out of the bubble bath, we moved to the bedroom.
Speaker 9: As soon as he touched me, I giggled. He asked
Speaker 9: if I was okay, but I ignored him. Midway through sex,
Speaker 9: I was laughing so loudly that he stopped. I told
Speaker 9: him he's not what he used to be either, but
Speaker 9: I put up with him. He got so offended and
Speaker 9: said that he would not tolerate the disrespect because he
Speaker 9: knows he's a king at pleasing women. Now he's mad,
Speaker 9: so he can laugh but I can't. Yeah, that's exactly
Speaker 9: what he thinks. That's what he's doing. All you did
Speaker 9: was give him a taste of his very own medicine,
Speaker 9: and of course he hated it. When he was talking
Speaker 9: to his friend, not once did he consider your feelings,
Speaker 9: that you may hear him or anything. It was okay
Speaker 9: for him, but not for you.
Speaker 3: That's not what he.
Speaker 9: Should have been telling his friend about that part of
Speaker 9: your marriage anyway. That's why they call it intimacy. Okay,
Speaker 9: it's not his friend's business. What goes on in your
Speaker 9: bedroom that is between you and your husband.
Speaker 11: Period.
Speaker 9: Now his fragile ego is bruised and he's mad, and
Speaker 9: it's a good time I think now to talk to
Speaker 9: him and let him know how you feel. And when
Speaker 9: you're tired from the kids and he wants sex, and
Speaker 9: when he complains to his friend, tell him all about that.
Speaker 9: Maybe you know, if he helps you more with the kids,
Speaker 9: maybe you wouldn't.
Speaker 11: Be so tired.
Speaker 9: Tell him all of it. So if there's a possibility
Speaker 9: of you guys working it out, you can steve.
Speaker 8: Okay, first of all, before I get started, I like
Speaker 8: Shirley's answer, so I'm not mad at that at all.
Speaker 8: I think it has some valid points to it, and
Speaker 8: I can understand where she's coming from, because she did
Speaker 8: make a good point about Look, dude, if you help
Speaker 8: out a little bit, might be.
Speaker 4: A little bit more property. But I think the letter
Speaker 4: of he can laugh, but I can't.
Speaker 8: I don't even really think that's what this letter is about,
Speaker 8: because the damaging part of this letter is all in
Speaker 8: the top. It ain't at the bottom until he made
Speaker 8: this one stupid statement at the bottom that just threw
Speaker 8: me completely. This woman, they have three children. They been
Speaker 8: married eight years. They got three kids, all under the
Speaker 8: age of six. She been pregnant the whole time. You've
Speaker 8: been married eight years. You got three kids, all of
Speaker 8: them under the age of six. After two years, this
Speaker 8: woman being pregnant half the time. If you do the
Speaker 8: math on it, right, I mean, that's been a lot,
Speaker 8: and having children is hard, and having children is like, oh,
Speaker 8: it's a phenomenal thing that women are able to do.
Speaker 4: So she says she's always tired. I can believe that.
Speaker 4: I really can't.
Speaker 8: She's trying to get a nap whenever she can. Three
Speaker 8: kids under six. Now here's a problem.
Speaker 5: If I happen to be in the bed lying down
Speaker 5: or on the couch lying down, my husband thinks it's
Speaker 5: the perfect time for him to ask for sex.
Speaker 8: Well, let me give you the male point of view
Speaker 8: on that. You know what your husband is thinking, Well,
Speaker 8: you are just laying there.
Speaker 5: You ain't doing nothing, which is what she needs to do,
Speaker 5: be able to lay there and do nothing, because when
Speaker 5: she's awake and them kids are awake, she busy.
Speaker 4: But no, no, no, mister selfish, you just laying here.
Speaker 5: And then you said, although I might be very tired
Speaker 5: at the moment, I will always give him a quickie.
Speaker 8: So he won't feel neglected. I don't want to be
Speaker 8: so tired that I making go seek intimacy from another woman.
Speaker 5: Wow, that's awfully considerate of you. Now it's too bad
Speaker 5: he don't give you the same consideration. I want it,
Speaker 5: I want it, I want it, I want it, I
Speaker 5: want it. Well, damn dog, Okay, so I got it.
Speaker 5: So now you're a very considerate person.
Speaker 4: He isn't.
Speaker 8: So Then last week she said she was so tired
Speaker 8: that she fell asleep a couple of times during intimacy
Speaker 8: and my husband did not stop. Well, now we got
Speaker 8: a problem here. You mean I ain't doing nothing worth
Speaker 8: a damn where you can just go to sleep while
Speaker 8: I while I'm working, And you fell asleep a couple
Speaker 8: of times doing intimacy and he didn't stop. Damn, that
Speaker 8: was the most inconsidered thing he's ever done to me.
Speaker 8: I knowed him for a couple of days until he
Speaker 8: gave me a proper apology. That's that's crazy. I don't
Speaker 8: think this dude is all that spectacular bed now. I
Speaker 8: know later on he gonna say that, and I'll point
Speaker 8: that out. But you you ain't going to sleep while
Speaker 8: I'm indio working.
Speaker 9: That's all all right, hang on, Steve, we'll have part
Speaker 9: two of your response coming up at twenty three minutes
Speaker 9: after the hour. Today's Strawberry letter subject he can laugh
Speaker 9: but I can't. We'll get back into it right after this.
Speaker 11: You're listening hard morning show.
Speaker 9: All right, come on, Steve, let's recap today's Strawberry letter.
Speaker 9: The subject is he can laugh but I can't.
Speaker 8: Well, this woman has these children, right, and she has
Speaker 8: three children, all in the age six. He's been married
Speaker 8: to a guy eight years and she's always tied from
Speaker 8: the kids. And so she's down on the sofa of
Speaker 8: the bed. Her husband thinks that's a perfect time to
Speaker 8: ask for sex. She accommodates him even though she's tired,
Speaker 8: because she don't want him to go seeking intimacy from
Speaker 8: another woman. And then she'll so she'll give him a
Speaker 8: quickie so he don't feel neglected. She's very considerate. And
Speaker 8: so anyway, last week she said she was so tired
Speaker 8: that she fell asleep a couple of times during intimacy,
Speaker 8: and my husband did not stop. Damn dog, while y'all
Speaker 8: was be an intimate she fell asleep twice.
Speaker 4: What was you doing?
Speaker 5: Dog?
Speaker 4: I'm telling you right now, bro, you ain't the cook
Speaker 4: in the kitchen.
Speaker 8: You thought you were cause she's sleep So then he
Speaker 8: didn't stop, and then she said, that's the most inconsiderate
Speaker 8: thing he's ever done to me. So I ignored him
Speaker 8: for a couple of days till he gave me a
Speaker 8: proper apology. Right after that, he was out in the
Speaker 8: backyard talking to one of his friends on the phone,
Speaker 8: and you heard him laughing and joking to his friend
Speaker 8: on the phone. He told his friend that the love
Speaker 8: making is getting more terrible than it's ever been, and
Speaker 8: that I expect him to do all the work.
Speaker 4: This is what your husband is saying.
Speaker 8: Whatever his friend said back to him, he started laughing
Speaker 8: and couldn't stop. He kept on agreeing with him and saying,
Speaker 8: that's exactly how bad our sex is. Wait a minute, man,
Speaker 8: I didn't know. Excuse me, I've been a man a
Speaker 8: long time. I didn't know that men did that. I
Speaker 8: really didn't.
Speaker 5: I personally have never had a conversation with any of
Speaker 5: my friends about their wife and their sex life.
Speaker 4: Not a one.
Speaker 8: I've never been in a group of men and we're
Speaker 8: talking and one man artist talking about his sex life
Speaker 8: with his wife, his girl that's a whole nother thing.
Speaker 4: Some chick over there. Yeh, that that.
Speaker 8: But I've never heard a man discuss him and his
Speaker 8: wife's sex life to another man.
Speaker 4: I've never heard it. Obviously it happens, but I've never
Speaker 4: heard it. This must be a young.
Speaker 8: Couple, because in the old school book of things that
Speaker 8: that's it's just not how we do it.
Speaker 4: A group of me and friends and I get together.
Speaker 8: We all went to college together, we together once a year,
Speaker 8: and we are as cool as cool can be. We've
Speaker 8: never had that discussion amongst each other ever, and we
Speaker 8: were close, so I didn't know you could do that.
Speaker 8: But anyway, let's get down to this letter. Whatever the
Speaker 8: friend said back, he laughed. He couldn't stop it. He
Speaker 8: kept agreeing with him, saying, that's exactly how bad the
Speaker 8: sex is. So since he thought having sex with me
Speaker 8: was so funny, I planned this romantic evening. We get
Speaker 8: out the bubbo bath, were in there having dinner. We
Speaker 8: go to the bedroom, and as soon as he touched me,
Speaker 8: I giggled, so he asked if I was okay, but
Speaker 8: I ignored him. Midway through sex, I was laughing so
Speaker 8: loudly that he stopped okay, so she giving him a
Speaker 8: taste of his own medicine. I told him he's not
Speaker 8: what he used to be either, but I put up
Speaker 8: with him. He got so offended and he said he
Speaker 8: would not tolerate the disrespect.
Speaker 5: Now this is the next line I couldn't believe came
Speaker 5: out his mouth. He said, because he's no, he knows
Speaker 5: he's the king at pleasing women.
Speaker 4: But he was mad. He was mad.
Speaker 8: Yeah, but you told that to your wife, said, dumb, dumb,
Speaker 8: I'm the king of pleasing women.
Speaker 4: You said that to your wife. Now that gives me
Speaker 4: a time to point out something.
Speaker 8: If you you're the king of pleasing women, what happened
Speaker 8: when doing intimacy? A couple of times your wife fell
Speaker 8: asleep while the king of pleasure was in the handling
Speaker 8: his business.
Speaker 4: Ain't king. I got news for you.
Speaker 8: You ain't who you think you are. Dog, she will
Speaker 8: sleep twice. You said you're the king at pleasing women.
Speaker 8: The one you got went to sleep twice while you
Speaker 8: was in there at work. Now you ain't the king
Speaker 8: of pleasing women. You ain't even depressed. You're the court gesture.
Speaker 8: Yeah you yeah, you you you're a quelud dog.
Speaker 4: That's what you are.
Speaker 8: You're a nice little kualude. Now he's mad, so he
Speaker 8: can laugh, but I can't. I can't believe your husband
Speaker 8: said that it's too bad. He'll get over it, he'll
Speaker 8: go he don't tolerate the disrespect Well, you see me
Speaker 8: sleep and you keep on badgering me.
Speaker 4: That's disrespectful too.
Speaker 8: If y'all don't sit down and have a conversation real soon,
Speaker 8: y'all had it for some for an ugly part of
Speaker 8: your marriage. And that's the real deal. Y'all need to
Speaker 8: sit down and have his talk. Sureley was one hundre
Speaker 8: percent correct. You need to tell him how he feels,
Speaker 8: how you feel sometime about him not allowing you to
Speaker 8: give it rest, and then y'all can have instead of
Speaker 8: a bunch of little, short or remorseful quickies, you can
Speaker 8: have some actual real times if you plan it a
Speaker 8: little bit better, and then both of y'all could be happy.
Speaker 8: But he's self centered and selfish because he wanted when
Speaker 8: he wanted, and quit giving it to him, because you
Speaker 8: ain't gonna do nothing but go to sleep right now,
Speaker 8: because you're king a pleasure. Ain't a king a pleasure
Speaker 8: no more.
Speaker 4: He ain't taking on today's letter kp he LP Little Pleasure.
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Speaker 4: Going to sleep on me, I know.
Speaker 9: That coming up next to his Junior and Sports Talk
Speaker 9: right after this.
Speaker 11: You're listening morning show.
Speaker 9: It is time now for junior and sports talk. What
Speaker 9: you got junior?
Speaker 10: Well, let's just say congratulations the Tiger Woods son Charlie
Speaker 10: as they won their high school.
Speaker 1: State golf championship at fourteen. Uh, you know why we
Speaker 1: even shot?
Speaker 10: Yeah, Charlie fourteen man one is as a freshman won
Speaker 10: state championship.
Speaker 4: That's a bad boy.
Speaker 7: Man.
Speaker 8: If you say, yes, aw man, if I had his
Speaker 8: game right now, you beat everybody I play with. If
Speaker 8: I had this golf game, if I hit any of any.
Speaker 4: Of my shots like he hit him right, should walk
Speaker 4: like his daddy? Stay? Yeah, he got what is the goat?
Speaker 14: So?
Speaker 8: Yeah, Michael Jordan got some sons too. So what're were talking?
Speaker 8: They don't stand like that? Yeah, I guess cast that
Speaker 8: your daddy right now, don't that?
Speaker 3: Well?
Speaker 4: I tell you what CAUs that's your daddy.
Speaker 10: Yeah, Well, let's go ahead and tell you this master
Speaker 10: p son Mercy Miller. He's in high school, man, saying
Speaker 10: you six eight. He has scored sixty eight points in
Speaker 10: the high school, setting the record for his son, I
Speaker 10: mean for his school, sixty eight.
Speaker 1: Drop sixty eight.
Speaker 4: All pease boys can play. Romeo can play too.
Speaker 9: Yeah wow.
Speaker 4: And he's going to the university game.
Speaker 10: Remember he played for the Charlotte Hornets. Remember that, Remember
Speaker 10: that big deal. Everybody says University of Houston. Man committed
Speaker 10: to the University of Houston. Yeah coos, Yeah, like we
Speaker 10: needed we need him. He's boy, this boy here, he
Speaker 10: got the NBA future.
Speaker 4: I have to tell you that.
Speaker 10: Also, uck man, you know they're speaking of basketball that
Speaker 10: the Lakers won the nd season Tournament and you ain't
Speaker 10: heard about that up but they won over the weekend
Speaker 10: and they playing on hanging a banner for the nd
Speaker 10: season tournament. Now you think this is not a I
Speaker 10: don't even know what that is, man, It's just a
Speaker 10: tournament in the middle of the season. That's all they
Speaker 10: want it in Vegas, go ahead and carl But do.
Speaker 2: You guys think the tournament? The tournament made the game
Speaker 2: more exciting.
Speaker 4: This early made it more confusing.
Speaker 10: It was confusing confusing, very confusing because I.
Speaker 1: Thought my husband watching it and I was like, maybe
Speaker 1: it's interesting.
Speaker 4: Well it's better than baseball.
Speaker 10: So baseball is over right, Okay, it's it's it's the
Speaker 10: first one. And the Lakers wanted they're gonna hang a banner.
Speaker 3: Now.
Speaker 10: Everybody saying like this ain't the NBA Championship is just
Speaker 10: the nd season tournament. Just take the money because everybody
Speaker 10: got five hundred thousand a piece. Just take your five
Speaker 10: hundred found five.
Speaker 4: Hundred thousand a piece for me.
Speaker 1: Yeah, there's a lot of money, yeah, on top of
Speaker 1: the salary.
Speaker 9: Yeah, on top of it, on top of it.
Speaker 10: So you know, congratulation to the Lakers for the nd
Speaker 10: season tournament wins.
Speaker 4: Thank you, Junior.
Speaker 9: The NBA Championship coming up at the tongue of the hour.
Speaker 9: Can an outside child break up a marriage if it
Speaker 9: happened before they got married. That's the question somebody wants
Speaker 9: to wants you to answer, Steve, and we'll get into
Speaker 9: that right after this. You're listening Harvey Morning Show. This
Speaker 9: is from CJ and Lansing. Steve CJ says, my wife
Speaker 9: joined a group that supports after school programs for children.
Speaker 9: She told me that there's a little boy at one
Speaker 9: of the schools and he looks just like me, he
Speaker 9: walks like me, and his initials are CJ, but his
Speaker 9: last name is Jeffreys. My heart jumped into my throat
Speaker 9: because there's a good chance that I have a son
Speaker 9: or a daughter out there that I don't know about.
Speaker 9: I was a wild boy before I joined the military,
Speaker 9: and when I left, I didn't keep up in touch
Speaker 9: with I didn't keep in touch with anyone. I told
Speaker 9: my wife to see if she can find out information
Speaker 9: on the mother of the boy, and she got mad,
Speaker 9: as if I had admitted he was my son. How
Speaker 9: can she get upset with me if it might have
Speaker 9: happened before I met her? How do I handle this?
Speaker 7: Bro?
Speaker 6: Bro?
Speaker 7: What?
Speaker 14: What?
Speaker 4: What did you tell your wife to find out information
Speaker 4: on the mother? What's wrong with you? You're stupid?
Speaker 9: But he did it?
Speaker 8: Dog, You could have did that on your own if
Speaker 8: you were curious. You don't drag your wife into that.
Speaker 8: Now your wife going, wait a minute, there's a possibility
Speaker 8: that this is your boy.
Speaker 3: I was just playing dog.
Speaker 4: Dog.
Speaker 8: That ain't the brightest thing you could do to ask
Speaker 8: your wife get some information on the mother.
Speaker 4: Because it could be a pun But dog, you know
Speaker 4: how many kids look like me?
Speaker 6: Really?
Speaker 4: But I'll see him all time?
Speaker 9: And what do you say?
Speaker 3: Not one on?
Speaker 4: What I'm gonna say? It ain't mine? Hey, little boy?
Speaker 4: What's your mama name? What city your mama living?
Speaker 5: Now?
Speaker 4: He shouldn't do that?
Speaker 9: How should he handle it?
Speaker 4: What should he do?
Speaker 9: I mean he's done. You know what he should?
Speaker 8: He'd have done it now. It's nothing you can do now, Bro?
Speaker 8: Can she get mad? She's already mad?
Speaker 4: What do you mean? Can she get mad? She's mad?
Speaker 3: Now?
Speaker 4: Can that break up your relationship?
Speaker 11: Bro?
Speaker 5: He should have researched that on your damn own. Find
Speaker 5: out who the little boy was. Get some information. Man,
Speaker 5: you stupid man with the military and didn't learn a
Speaker 5: damn thing come back.
Speaker 9: Home, so you have no advice for what he should
Speaker 9: do now.
Speaker 8: That he should have stayed in the military. Man, Listen, bro,
Speaker 8: I don't know what you dog. You didn't admit it
Speaker 8: to something. You ain't dead, damn though, you're stupid on
Speaker 8: a baby? Got another one, Shirley, you huh?
Speaker 9: Hero man? Okay, you can't help c J. All right,
Speaker 9: all right, we do have time for another one. This
Speaker 9: is from Lexi and Orlando. Lexi says, my dad is
Speaker 9: close friends with my ex boyfriend, and I don't like
Speaker 9: that at all, so I've been avoiding my dad. My
Speaker 9: dad came by to talk to me about the situation,
Speaker 9: and my new boyfriend jumped into the mix and told
Speaker 9: my dad that he needs to get some friends his
Speaker 9: own age. They got into an argument, and now my
Speaker 9: dad hates my boyfriend. Why is my dad all up
Speaker 9: in my business? Did my boyfriend handle this correctly?
Speaker 6: No?
Speaker 4: No, your boyfriend should have stayed out of that.
Speaker 8: Yeah, that should have been between you and your dad,
Speaker 8: and your dad should have came over here and made
Speaker 8: him in. You gotta distance yourself. You can't do that, man.
Speaker 8: You gotta respect your daughter, and so you got to
Speaker 8: distance yourself. But the boyfriend, man, you need to get
Speaker 8: some friends your own age.
Speaker 4: What hold up? Dog?
Speaker 6: Dog?
Speaker 8: Let me tell you something, man, young boy would have
Speaker 8: a real problem with me. Would you talking to me
Speaker 8: about anything about me or my daughter? You ain't putting
Speaker 8: no ring on it. You ain't marry nobody. Man, Why
Speaker 8: are you talking to me?
Speaker 5: Joe punk ass Man, I ain't never had that happen
Speaker 5: to me, and I've had everything go down.
Speaker 8: But you're not finna be the boyfriend. Fitna have no
Speaker 8: damn conversation with me. You can't be their husband and
Speaker 8: talk to me crazy.
Speaker 4: And you know I respect you. You know I go
Speaker 4: over their house and everything. They they rules. You know,
Speaker 4: I be with you.
Speaker 8: I'm in another man house, son in law, obay his rule.
Speaker 8: But you're not finna talk to me crazy, no damn
Speaker 8: kind of way.
Speaker 9: Yeah, all right, coming up at twenty minutes after the hour,
Speaker 9: we'll have more of the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Right
Speaker 9: after this.
Speaker 11: You're listening Harvey Morning Show.
Speaker 9: All right, So, guys, we want to congratulate a Chicago teenager.
Speaker 9: Her name is Dorothy Jane Tillman. She's just earned a
Speaker 9: PhD from ARIA two. Dorothy Jane Tillman, No one, yes, Yes,
Speaker 9: she's seventeen. She's seventeen years old. She had a pH store. Yes,
Speaker 9: all right, name. Did you know she was named after
Speaker 9: someone in her family? Anyway, she had a PhD Steve
Speaker 9: from Arizona State University. Like I said, she's seventeen. Miss
Speaker 9: Tillman completed and defended her dissertation for the Integrated Behavioral
Speaker 9: Health Program and she will march in the May commencement
Speaker 9: program at Arizona State. Hillman holds a bachelor's degree and
Speaker 9: double master's degrees. According to to Chicago News seven, miss
Speaker 9: Tillman is less concerned with her credentials on paper and
Speaker 9: more interested in inspiring other kids and teens to dream big.
Speaker 9: And that's something you better go.
Speaker 4: Ahead on, little girl with your smart self, missus.
Speaker 11: Dorothy Jean.
Speaker 4: Smart is a gift. Yeah, smart is a gift.
Speaker 9: Come on, black girl, imagine.
Speaker 5: Go down and change your name. Though you can't go
Speaker 5: change your name if that girl ain't gotten to be
Speaker 5: daughter the rest of her.
Speaker 9: Life named after something yourself, Baby DJ.
Speaker 4: Dorothy Jean, whoever she named after, she ain't here no more.
Speaker 4: Dot is still kind of old, but Dotty is real.
Speaker 9: Old Doddy Jane Tillman.
Speaker 1: That's all right.
Speaker 9: Coming up in thirty three minutes after the hour, we'll
Speaker 9: play around it. Would you rather right after this you're listening.
Speaker 11: Morning show and it's.
Speaker 9: Time now for a round? Would you rather? Would you
Speaker 9: rather New Year's Eve in Las Vegas? Or would you
Speaker 9: rather New Year's Eve in Times Square in New York?
Speaker 11: Which one?
Speaker 3: Hell?
Speaker 4: Vegas? Lost Vegas. I've been to the ball Drop in
Speaker 4: New York. I'm hosted New Year's E three times. No
Speaker 4: way Lost Vegas. I've been to New Year's Even on
Speaker 4: Las Vegas cold.
Speaker 8: All right, it's superl It's the most unreasonable thing you've
Speaker 8: ever seen.
Speaker 4: Man, that parade, that ball drop? No suh no suh?
Speaker 4: That all right?
Speaker 9: Would you rather snowball fight with your spouse or would
Speaker 9: you rather.
Speaker 11: A pillow fight with your spouse?
Speaker 10: I got to have a pillow fight, That's what I
Speaker 10: got to have, period with a snowball. It could be
Speaker 10: you know we're going to the hospital aft right after that?
Speaker 4: Oh no, Cleland, I put it on.
Speaker 2: I know how.
Speaker 4: You staying me with that next my mouth? You have
Speaker 4: no idea how many rocks I done had the middle
Speaker 4: of my snowball?
Speaker 9: H all right? Would you rather have extended family over
Speaker 9: for Christmas? Or would you just rather FaceTime them? Be
Speaker 9: you're not having a family over.
Speaker 4: They don't know when to lead on, man, They just
Speaker 4: I'm so glad. Well you get this tree in here?
Speaker 9: Oh too many questions?
Speaker 4: What you're doing with two trees?
Speaker 1: Oh must be nice?
Speaker 8: You like everybody light beal in here? Look at all
Speaker 8: these bathrooms. You know how much money he's spending on
Speaker 8: tarlet tissue. No, I had a relative say that. One
Speaker 8: really say that. All these bathrooms, how much they probably
Speaker 8: spending on Tallert tissue? Lady Tallert, chisu at least about concern.
Speaker 4: That ain't the be on. I'm talking about it in
Speaker 4: my house, that damn toilet tissue. All right, y'all, dog
Speaker 4: stay in the house. Yeah yeah.
Speaker 9: Would you rather Christmas bonuses for your staff? Or would
Speaker 9: you rather do a Christmas pot lug dinner?
Speaker 6: Come on?
Speaker 4: Hm hmmm, well, I mean I'd rather give y'all money.
Speaker 9: Hell, we'll get to give it. Let's got a merry Christmas?
Speaker 3: What's up?
Speaker 1: Say? Come on, be ready?
Speaker 4: You don't want no pot luck?
Speaker 6: Man?
Speaker 4: No, she's scared.
Speaker 9: Scared?
Speaker 4: What Shirley go bro? They'bo wanna take that chance? Right here?
Speaker 8: Monica can cook, calling can cook? Shut dog, I got
Speaker 8: don't watch what her I got.
Speaker 4: I got. I gotta watch what her pot look like.
Speaker 4: Make sure what if.
Speaker 1: It's the crock pot?
Speaker 4: I all right, that's it's the red crock pot. All right.
Speaker 9: That's today's round of would you rather? Coming up next?
Speaker 9: It is our last break of the day, and we'll
Speaker 9: close out the show with the one and only Steve
Speaker 9: Harvey right after this.
Speaker 11: You're listening Hary Morning Show.
Speaker 9: All right, guys, here we are last break of the
Speaker 9: day on this Wednesday, and earlier we played around of
Speaker 9: one has to Go and we had a couple left over.
Speaker 1: Steve.
Speaker 9: One was oh and you and Tommy of course got
Speaker 9: into it with one has to Go with the Ojay's
Speaker 9: earth Wind and Fire and the temptations. Tommy said that
Speaker 9: put him out the family.
Speaker 4: He didn't done that.
Speaker 8: A hard day out to family right now? Oh my
Speaker 8: damn game, Yes, ma'am. Certain days we don't lie in
Speaker 8: this family.
Speaker 9: All right, All right, here we go, uh Stanford and Son,
Speaker 9: good times, Jeffersons. One has to go.
Speaker 4: Oh no, you can't do that, what Jeff George?
Speaker 9: You're taking George out.
Speaker 4: Getting Samford and Son? Right, yeah, but as soon as
Speaker 4: we make some money you get rid of it. Thought
Speaker 4: by moving that up, no hesitation, good time, James.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I have to go with the Jeffersons.
Speaker 4: I would yeah.
Speaker 6: Wow.
Speaker 9: So to me, which one then?
Speaker 11: Which one?
Speaker 4: I'm torn?
Speaker 5: I'm not getting rid of Red Fox, that's for sure.
Speaker 5: He's definitely not going, okay, and so good.
Speaker 1: Time rid of Evans family. God is that what I'm here.
Speaker 5: Now, I can't go to Chicago, and that every answer
Speaker 5: you give is one which one, Oh say good times?
Speaker 1: He said, why did you give it a good time?
Speaker 4: Was he a fool? I told you he ain't in
Speaker 4: the family.
Speaker 9: Told yeah, one hands to go gat banned may God
Speaker 9: comodoes the commodore's.
Speaker 13: Rd man, I take oh, father God, Charlie U already
Speaker 13: Beverly and Richie.
Speaker 4: You can't keep running in out on my line.
Speaker 1: But they are not going.
Speaker 4: So what she and May?
Speaker 14: What?
Speaker 4: What did you say?
Speaker 1: It's gotta be made now you can't go to Philly.
Speaker 4: It's gotta be made. You're stupid black.
Speaker 6: And what.
Speaker 4: You have to understamn nephew.
Speaker 6: For me.
Speaker 8: Man, I don't know how finish Sade is here because
Speaker 8: sail on down to not maybe just a food this
Speaker 8: stream he comed.
Speaker 4: Once twice, three times a lady. They got so many
Speaker 4: days a way we can let him go.
Speaker 9: That's brickhouse break out.
Speaker 4: Pree is what.
Speaker 9: One has, all right, one has to go?
Speaker 4: Which one is a big dog? Yeah, man, you feel man?
Speaker 4: He is not giving us one?
Speaker 3: Uh uh Man, I have to.
Speaker 9: Gat man, maids, you don't have to sing all the songs.
Speaker 4: We are.
Speaker 9: All right, we're moving on.
Speaker 4: I let you have to let you come.
Speaker 1: We can't say it like you mean it.
Speaker 4: You're letting the comic go.
Speaker 9: Wow, all right, come on, here we go.
Speaker 4: I can't let Mais go.
Speaker 9: It means too much to you. All right, one has
Speaker 9: to go. New edition Josy boys.
Speaker 3: Joys to Me?
Speaker 9: New addition, Joaesy Boys to Men.
Speaker 4: New addition did you hooray?
Speaker 3: Ever?
Speaker 4: New addition after they added Johnny.
Speaker 8: Ain't going No damn well, okay, hold your hoop, hold
Speaker 8: your dead man.
Speaker 1: It's gonna have to be boys to me and Jos
Speaker 1: can't go now boys, Yeah.
Speaker 4: You're stupid, ball ahead. You surprised your ass. Jos Did
Speaker 4: you say to me? What did you say? Get rid
Speaker 4: of boys and men?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 4: I said, I'm surprised your ass right now. You ain't
Speaker 4: having the crisis right now.
Speaker 8: I'm just surprised if I don't walking because I know
Speaker 8: you little brother right down to throw.
Speaker 4: My ass into a crisis right now. I'm surprised. It's
Speaker 4: seeing to be balling up right now. I'll be the
Speaker 4: last time I like this game. We get to man,
Speaker 4: I take Jody's ass out of there so fast. You audition?
Speaker 4: What boys to me? And do you know the hits?
Speaker 4: Boys to me?
Speaker 8: And God, I'm going with jokes all tall. Y'all have
Speaker 8: a nice day. We'll be back tomorrow. These two ignorant
Speaker 8: ass people out one got to go Steve Harvey Junior
Speaker 8: or Timer, And that'll be the question tomorrow.
Speaker 4: We'll be back.
Speaker 5: Who got to go tomorrow? I'll tell you right now,
Speaker 5: it ain't gonna beat me.
Speaker 4: We'll be back tomorrow. Y'all have a great day.
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