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Speaker 3: Somebody over slept today and almost missed the show.
Speaker 4: Irresponsible, Brook, I would never be late.
Speaker 3: Let's not reveal who it is. I'm sorry. I tried
Speaker 3: calling them, went straight to voicemail, texting them no response.
Speaker 1: My phone died.
Speaker 2: It was all one of those like pad chargers, and
Speaker 2: like sometimes it doesn't.
Speaker 3: We had to reach out to this person's significant other,
Speaker 3: which is extremely embarrassing. Let me just read you the
Speaker 3: significant other's response after we text quote, uh oh, next one,
Speaker 3: I'm out of town.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 3: These are just one offs. By the way, he keeps responding,
Speaker 3: texting neighbors to see oh my god, yikes, texting her
Speaker 3: dad and mom o neighbors approaching house, her phone died,
Speaker 3: leaving house now and freaked out. Brook, What do you
Speaker 3: have to say for yourself? Is it going to be
Speaker 3: lunch for the whole courage today or what my phone died.
Speaker 2: It was on the charger, like if pat charger and
Speaker 2: it just died and one right, and that's the only
Speaker 2: alarm I have.
Speaker 1: And so I woke up to my dog barking, and
Speaker 1: I'm like, why are you barking?
Speaker 6: Go to bed?
Speaker 2: And then I saw the light on because my dad's
Speaker 2: at my house helping me with the kids in the morning,
Speaker 2: and I'm like, Dad.
Speaker 1: What are you doing?
Speaker 6: Why are you dressed? He's like, it's late.
Speaker 3: It's a little bit too intricate for me. Think there's
Speaker 3: so many other stories. Husband's out of town for the trip,
Speaker 3: leaving Mama in her big house alle I have.
Speaker 6: My dad there and my two children that sleep in.
Speaker 3: My bed there. Meanwhile, Roy the traveling salesman just happens
Speaker 3: to catch the last greyhound across the bridge, just in
Speaker 3: time for some dangerous forbidden the.
Speaker 6: Bridge is take a full gray?
Speaker 3: What really happened that night? Text into seven eight five
Speaker 3: nine two? Just slept in late? Or Mama's feeling more
Speaker 3: than gray? You are glowing today, Brook, which is interesting.
Speaker 6: But anyway, I got a haircut.
Speaker 3: Let's move on to the shack collar question of the day.
Speaker 3: We're just gonna send it over to digital Jake to
Speaker 3: tell us what we're gonna do. Jake, how we doing?
Speaker 7: Who would you say is the messiest person in this room?
Speaker 7: Because you're all messy in different ways. You know, there's
Speaker 7: Brooks purse, Jose's DMS. Yeah, the backseat of Alexis ubers O.
Speaker 3: God smell bad. But it's not all bad.
Speaker 7: In fact, your legendary sloppiness makes you the perfect group
Speaker 7: to answer today's shot collar question. Hey, look at us,
Speaker 7: really where A new survey asked a thousand people, what's
Speaker 7: the messiest thing to clean up after the Christmas holiday?
Speaker 8: Oh?
Speaker 7: God, I have the top four most common responses, and
Speaker 7: let's figure them out together in an extra sloppy edition
Speaker 7: of Unglued Family Few. We'll start, as always with the
Speaker 7: man who can shotgun a full carton of eggnog and
Speaker 7: under four seconds.
Speaker 3: Oh, you got to open the throat, Jeffrey.
Speaker 7: What are the messiest things to clean up after the
Speaker 7: Christmas holiday?
Speaker 5: Mmm?
Speaker 3: Okay, after the holidays are over. Something that gets pretty
Speaker 3: messy for me, and it's mostly because Jose has bought
Speaker 3: me so many ugly Christmas sweaters and my closet trying
Speaker 3: to decide, like which thing I'm gonna wear. Yeah, and
Speaker 3: ultimately it just all ends up on the floor or
Speaker 3: on the couch or whatever.
Speaker 1: Not a bad idea.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna go with what is a messy closet for
Speaker 3: four hundred? Jack, your messy closet is not. That's a good.
Speaker 9: Answer, though, because you have Christmas season all the time, right,
Speaker 9: I guess.
Speaker 7: Go over to one star writer Alexis.
Speaker 3: Okay, hey, it's like two.
Speaker 1: I don't know if it's messy.
Speaker 6: But the other day I was helping my mom put
Speaker 6: up her tree. Anyways, it tipped over, so we had
Speaker 6: to take off all the ornaments and redo it.
Speaker 10: And as I was taking the ornaments off, I was like,
Speaker 10: I will not be back after Christmas to help clean
Speaker 10: this up again because it was.
Speaker 1: So much work. Taking down the tree is total page.
Speaker 1: I guess you have to go to the whole tree too,
Speaker 1: and oh my god, it's dry and all the needles
Speaker 1: are falling off as you're pulling. Oh, you're right, yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm not helping with that, so taking down your tree, Jake.
Speaker 3: Your tree is number two of Yes, a Lexus is safe.
Speaker 3: Let's go over to Jose.
Speaker 4: First thing that actually came to mind was melted candle
Speaker 4: wax at your co host Ye spilled all over. But
Speaker 4: I don't think that's a problem most people have. That's
Speaker 4: just a special Jose issue.
Speaker 9: So my next thing would be, like the actual Christmas lights.
Speaker 9: Oh God, because you try to organize it every year,
Speaker 9: I'm gonna coil it.
Speaker 4: I'm gonna make sure that I have this label by
Speaker 4: the time.
Speaker 2: The holidays have hit, and then you're at the end
Speaker 2: of them, you're just like, I'm just throwing it and
Speaker 2: I don't even care.
Speaker 3: Then you're throwing a ball, and then the next year
Speaker 3: you hate yourself.
Speaker 4: So I'm gonna say, Christmas lights.
Speaker 7: Jake, Christmas lights or decorations. That's number four. You're saying,
Speaker 7: I have two more answers left brook the messiest things
Speaker 7: to clean up after, specifically the Christmas holiday.
Speaker 1: I have a lot on my mind right now.
Speaker 2: My first thought is, honestly, dishes, just because they pile
Speaker 2: up all day. Nobody wants to do them during the day,
Speaker 2: right So you're just like, oh, we'll deal with them later.
Speaker 2: We'll deal with them later, and then you have a
Speaker 2: big Christmas Day.
Speaker 3: Or probably you're gonna go with messy holiday party hookups
Speaker 3: for sure. That's a situation that's tough to clean clean
Speaker 3: the evidence witnesses.
Speaker 1: Man, you already said decorations. I was also thinking wrapping paper.
Speaker 1: But do you know what sucks is all the packaging
Speaker 1: that the toys come in, like all the things you
Speaker 1: have to clip open in the bot the plastic. I'm
Speaker 1: going to go.
Speaker 3: You just have the maids clean that up for you, though, right, wish.
Speaker 1: I wish. I'm gonna go with packaging. Yeah, package, the
Speaker 1: packaging of things.
Speaker 3: Toy packaging is not on the list of Okay, well
Speaker 3: then I'm gonna steal Brooks first guests in the dirty dishes.
Speaker 3: That's not bad.
Speaker 4: There's so many family meals.
Speaker 3: And yeah, and nobody wants to clean up after anything.
Speaker 3: You're so tired from eating. Yeah, that was actually a
Speaker 3: problem a Thanksgiving with my family. So I'm gonna go
Speaker 3: with dirty dishes, dirty dishes or the kitchen. That's number
Speaker 3: one on my number.
Speaker 1: Added I shouldn't have gone against myself.
Speaker 3: The top four.
Speaker 7: Number one was kitchen that Jeffrey said, number two, Alexis
Speaker 7: said tree number three, it was said wrapping paper was
Speaker 7: number three, and number four. It was decorations.
Speaker 3: Dang it, d okay, Well, Brooke is going to be
Speaker 3: taking the shock today, and it's well deserved for many reasons.
Speaker 3: Somebody wants to hear you sing. You're a mean one,
Speaker 3: mister grinch, good one. You know this one by heart.
Speaker 1: I mean one.
Speaker 3: You really all.
Speaker 6: You're as cuddly as a cactus.
Speaker 1: You're as charming as a new mister Green.
Speaker 3: It's your shot collar question of the.
Speaker 5: Day, freaking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 3: Everyone hold on you your shorts. The studio door shut,
Speaker 3: because once I read this press release out loud, Brook's
Speaker 3: gonna run so fast her computer. You're gonna see skid
Speaker 3: marks on the carpet, different from the skid mark Jose
Speaker 3: left there a little bit.
Speaker 1: I didn't want you to go there.
Speaker 3: I say that because going on sale today for a
Speaker 3: limited time will be a brand new product called Oreo
Speaker 3: Flavored Wine.
Speaker 9: Light.
Speaker 3: Yeah. Noisco teamed up with budget wine maker Barefoot Wines.
Speaker 3: They're below the bottom shelf at the grocery stress.
Speaker 1: I mean, I drink box wine and even I have my.
Speaker 3: They created a red wine with notes of cookies and
Speaker 3: cream and chocolate. No, but how many of those do
Speaker 3: you think you could put down in one night.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna go none. Now if I went back to
Speaker 1: when I was in my college dorm days, you don't know.
Speaker 3: Let's just say that your book club is over there.
Speaker 3: They how many cases of cheap cookie wine do you
Speaker 3: think that you could consume together?
Speaker 1: Just sugar wine.
Speaker 3: For twenty five bucks. For twenty five bucks, you can
Speaker 3: get two bottles of Areo wine shippedy.
Speaker 5: It was cheap.
Speaker 3: It's pretty cheap.
Speaker 1: No, two buck chuck is cheap. Okay, twelve fifty.
Speaker 3: But again, this is a limited edition thing for a reason.
Speaker 3: We're not sure what time they go on sale today,
Speaker 3: but it could be a really great Christmas gift to
Speaker 3: the underage child in your family who loves cookies. It's
Speaker 3: like little tiny training wheels for their future.
Speaker 1: It's one way to get them to sleep on Christmas.
Speaker 8: Anyway.
Speaker 3: We got Laser Stories coming up next. It's the radio
Speaker 3: segment that just launched a brand new matchmaking app. But
Speaker 3: it doesn't help you find local people to date. It
Speaker 3: helps you find nearby people that you can hate. Oh me, David,
Speaker 3: he enjoys cutting people in line and reading your text
Speaker 3: messages over your shoulder. Damn David. He's on Loather. You
Speaker 3: can sign up with Laser Stories, the segment where we
Speaker 3: read weird news stories around the globe just like everyone
Speaker 3: else does, except we have a laser and those other
Speaker 3: mouth monsters just don't. This first Laser story is out
Speaker 3: of Sweet Home, Alabama. Yat, there's a forty eight year
Speaker 3: old man named Johnny Wayne Griffiths who makes illegal moonshine
Speaker 3: for a living.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, and he's named JOHNA Wayne. He's got
Speaker 1: the perfect name for it.
Speaker 3: A couple of years ago, he took second place on
Speaker 3: a Discovery Channel competition called Moonshiners Master Distillers.
Speaker 2: If you're making illegal moonshine, is your best idea to
Speaker 2: go on a national syndicated show.
Speaker 3: That was part of it, Brooklyn to be Like.
Speaker 4: And now we're in the woods of western Kentucky.
Speaker 3: And now Johnny's on a new show called Alabama Shine.
Speaker 3: But he may have flown a little too close to
Speaker 3: the sun this time because he just got arrested for
Speaker 3: making moonshine.
Speaker 1: And then you're on Cops right.
Speaker 3: Ironically, in one of the first episodes that aired, he
Speaker 3: talks about how good he is at evading law enforcement.
Speaker 1: So also is getting in contact of Hollywood producers.
Speaker 3: And cops in Alabama decided to go to his house
Speaker 3: and see what he was up to, and when they arrived,
Speaker 3: you'll never guess what they found. They found Johnny right
Speaker 3: in the middle of making his next big batch of
Speaker 3: illegal booze. They found an active still in his backyard,
Speaker 3: along with five gallons of moonshine and another nineteen quarts
Speaker 3: of flavored moonshine. He sounds kind of good, right, and
Speaker 3: one question, Johnny said, I didn't think when they watched
Speaker 3: the TV show they'd trace it back to me. So
Speaker 3: he's now facing charges for making and distributing prohibited beverages.
Speaker 1: Is he the only one that's gotten caught?
Speaker 3: That's true. The other ones are really good. That's why
Speaker 3: he came in second place, not first.
Speaker 1: Maybe they at least use fake names. I don't know.
Speaker 3: This next Lazer story is out of New York Manhattan.
Speaker 3: Attorney and his dentist friend recently took a summer vacation
Speaker 3: together with their families by renting out a home in
Speaker 3: the Hampton, But after a two week stay, they're now
Speaker 3: both suing the owner, whoa oh why well? Even though
Speaker 3: the two story house was gorgeous with a pool and
Speaker 3: hot tub and looked exactly like the photos did online.
Speaker 3: They say they couldn't enjoy any of it because the
Speaker 3: thermostat was set to seventy degrees instead of sixty eight.
Speaker 2: Way, they couldn't any of it because of a two
Speaker 2: degree different exactly you know what.
Speaker 3: They're talking about. Brook. They claim not only was their
Speaker 3: safety threatened, but they were treated like squatters in the
Speaker 3: quote uninhabitable luxury home with less than ideal airflow.
Speaker 5: Was more of a warm time.
Speaker 3: And then when they complained to the owners, get this,
Speaker 3: they were told to quote suck it up and dealionaires.
Speaker 9: We don't suck it up.
Speaker 3: For two whole weeks, these poor families had to figure
Speaker 3: out how to survive in a multimillion dollars seventy degree home.
Speaker 6: They they stayed for the full two weeks.
Speaker 3: That's what the attorney asked. Why since they all live
Speaker 3: in nearby New York City, they chose to remain at
Speaker 3: the rental home at such great peril to themselves. And
Speaker 3: they argued they did leave on that last day quote
Speaker 3: a little bit early. So they're now asking the owners
Speaker 3: to reim burst them. The ten thousand dollars for the
Speaker 3: rental and pay off all of their lawyer fees. Plus
Speaker 3: they want the mansion removed permanently from the online rental
Speaker 3: site so no other families will have to endure the
Speaker 3: cold suffering that they did, hot suffering fast.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you know, I'm thankful cause I.
Speaker 3: Hope that they get justice.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: This next laser story is out of the genius land
Speaker 3: of smartthood. A Washington woman named Jamie Biskelia was participating
Speaker 3: in a local fishing derby and wanted to help her
Speaker 3: friend get a good picture for the photo contest, and
Speaker 3: so she came up with a great idea. She took
Speaker 3: an octopus that she'd fished out of the ocean and
Speaker 3: put it on her face.
Speaker 5: To go down.
Speaker 3: That's a funny thing, though it sounds funny, and Jamie says,
Speaker 3: the suckers weren't like strong. They just kind of crept
Speaker 3: all over my face and my nose and my ears.
Speaker 3: But then things took a turn when the octopus bit
Speaker 3: her in the face. She has a beak, and she
Speaker 3: says when the beak entered her chin, it was the
Speaker 3: most intense pain ever and felt like a barbed hook.
Speaker 3: She knew if she tried to pull it off. It
Speaker 3: was gonna tear skin or flesh away, tasty nice, like.
Speaker 1: A scene from Alien or something right now, So.
Speaker 3: She waited for the creature to loosen its jaws and
Speaker 3: then quickly got it off before it could bite again.
Speaker 3: Jamie says, I'm a strong willed woman. I'm by myself
Speaker 3: out on a boat. I've got five guys watching me,
Speaker 3: so I try not to act like anything major's going on. Cool,
Speaker 3: So she continued the rest of the fishing derby holding
Speaker 3: a towel to her face trying to stop the bleeding.
Speaker 3: So went home, and next morning, when Jamie woke up,
Speaker 3: her entire face was completely swollen, to the point she
Speaker 3: couldn't see out of her left eye. Because it turns
Speaker 3: out the octopus was venomous.
Speaker 6: Ah, how does think he's getting worse for her?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 3: My god. So she headed to the hospital and is
Speaker 3: recovering now, but she does have a giant wound on
Speaker 3: her face that she suspects will become a lifelong scar.
Speaker 1: Did she win the photo, Cary? Did she get it?
Speaker 3: Doesn't sound like she did. But ultimately Jamie got the
Speaker 3: last laugh because she took the octopus home, cooked it
Speaker 3: and ate it. Oh wow, that is savage, or at
Speaker 3: least go to like olive Garden and oh yeah, just
Speaker 3: despite that, next laser stories out of the world of Inner.
Speaker 1: Peace, the opposite where Jamie lives.
Speaker 3: Some people say money is the secret to happiness, and
Speaker 3: science backs that up. But now there's a new theory.
Speaker 3: A recent study found the true secret to happiness might
Speaker 3: be expressing gratitude. Duh, that's right. Now. Only thirty three
Speaker 3: percent of people say they regularly make it a point
Speaker 3: to show appreciation to others in their daily life lives.
Speaker 3: And this is stuff like saying thank you in person,
Speaker 3: writing letters or notes of appreciation, buying or making people
Speaker 3: a gift or a meal.
Speaker 2: It doesn't count if you just send someone a cute
Speaker 2: emoji alexis why not?
Speaker 3: Also does it count if the meal your coworker bought
Speaker 3: you was not the correct order that you asked for.
Speaker 3: I'm just curious, not.
Speaker 1: Anything instead of burrito.
Speaker 3: Those are different things. They also say random acts of
Speaker 3: kindness like paying it forward at Starbucks are good, or
Speaker 3: just generally being mindful of the things that you're grateful for,
Speaker 3: whether it's at home or at work, or when you're
Speaker 3: out and about that can improve your overall mental well being.
Speaker 1: So much more of that.
Speaker 3: That's a great idea, Brooke. Would any of you like
Speaker 3: to make yourselves happy by expressing gratitude to me right now?
Speaker 3: I am willing to give you that opportunity, which is
Speaker 3: pretty gracious of me if I do say something myself.
Speaker 1: Are you expressing gratitude for yourself right now?
Speaker 3: The thing is, we all express our appreciation in different ways,
Speaker 3: Like some of us buy each other's love and others,
Speaker 3: you know, we use a more hands on approach to
Speaker 3: showing gratitude and just you know, listen to how happy
Speaker 3: this guy is in his life. That's a well balanced turtle.
Speaker 3: It is mentally and literally great.
Speaker 1: Fee appreciate it.
Speaker 3: We do, thank you, turtle for all you do. That's
Speaker 3: laser stories. We'll do it again, same time on.
Speaker 5: Wednesday, frooking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 3: What's the most romantic thing you could say on a
Speaker 3: stranger's voicemail?
Speaker 5: Oh?
Speaker 1: What a strangers?
Speaker 3: Honestly, we weren't sure, so we asked chat gpt to
Speaker 3: find the answer for us. And here's what the most
Speaker 3: advanced AI chat bought in the world said. Remember this
Speaker 3: is to a total stranger, so it was kind of
Speaker 3: a difficult task. Let's play it here.
Speaker 11: We go to the future love of my life. As
Speaker 11: I listened to the sound of your voice in this voicemail,
Speaker 11: my heart feels with an overwhelming sense of love and
Speaker 11: longing for you. Every moment spent watching you from my
Speaker 11: car feels incredible. You're stolen panties feel like a cherished treasure,
Speaker 11: and I find myself falling deeper in love with you
Speaker 11: as I dig through your trash bin. Will you be mine?
Speaker 11: Love Jose Bosh.
Speaker 2: That was actually as wow, Yeah, that makes sense, sounds
Speaker 2: like why is it learning everything from the internet?
Speaker 1: Not the Internet?
Speaker 3: That is gonna be hard to beat. Honestly, I go
Speaker 3: through trash is to see her diet, like is she
Speaker 3: a food? Or you're romantic?
Speaker 5: You know what.
Speaker 3: We're gonna have more romantic messages just like that, probably
Speaker 3: not quite as romantic, but hopefully close. When we do
Speaker 3: a brand new Loser line coming out.
Speaker 5: Wait a minute, is this the right number? It's a
Speaker 5: Loser line? Good by, just call me.
Speaker 3: Back if you haven't heard the US line before. It
Speaker 3: works like this. Let's say someone approaches you while you're
Speaker 3: out at the club and uses this charming pickup line
Speaker 3: on you. Hey, brutal laden, Oh my gosh, you know
Speaker 3: I'm a thrice divorced middle school teacher.
Speaker 1: It's not shocking, it's true.
Speaker 3: Right now, my class is learning about important dates in history.
Speaker 3: You want to be one of them. Okay, whatever you do,
Speaker 3: don't tell him the nineteen seventies called and they want
Speaker 3: their fake gold chains back. Oh yeah no. Instead give
Speaker 3: them the number of the loser line. So hopefully he
Speaker 3: calls you and leaves an awkward voicemail that we can
Speaker 3: play on the air. Voicemails like this one.
Speaker 12: Next message, Hey, Matthew, you.
Speaker 13: Know I want to follow up because I know you
Speaker 13: said you would need this weekend. I kind of forgot
Speaker 13: the directions. We were a little pitchy when we met,
Speaker 13: but I do remember that it's in the park with
Speaker 13: the stick sink off you.
Speaker 1: It could be it could be a hiking trail.
Speaker 13: Something about a hiking trail my homeplate or across from
Speaker 13: home plate.
Speaker 3: I don't know.
Speaker 13: That doesn't make any sense.
Speaker 1: But eat away.
Speaker 13: I'm going to be there. I'm wearing jeans, shorts and
Speaker 13: a yellow tank top because pretty sure yellow is your
Speaker 13: favorite color.
Speaker 8: I think so I mean it could be orange, but.
Speaker 13: I don't know. I'm just going to look for your
Speaker 13: car because I'm I think you're driving a red car
Speaker 13: or maybe a green one.
Speaker 5: I'll just keep looking. Okay.
Speaker 3: That's the voicemail of a woman who met twelve different
Speaker 3: dudes last night at a bar. I can't remember which
Speaker 3: one gave her the number.
Speaker 1: No, at least you know he won't be she won't
Speaker 1: be stocking him. She can't find him.
Speaker 3: I have a feeling she doesn't even know what city
Speaker 3: he lives.
Speaker 1: She knows who he is.
Speaker 3: You're the electrician right something with electricity?
Speaker 12: Next messod Chris the what's going on?
Speaker 8: His name?
Speaker 14: And I know we talked a little bit about getting together,
Speaker 14: especially this weekend. Me and my buddy's throwing our MMA
Speaker 14: fights and now you wanted to come watch his fight,
Speaker 14: watch us get it on. Maybe you could bring a
Speaker 14: sign with you. I don't know, take your shirt off,
Speaker 14: painter chess, whatever you want to do, but it'll definitely
Speaker 14: come through. Also, I know you mentioned about your little
Speaker 14: brother and see if you could bring him. We had
Speaker 14: a guy dropped out of the last minute, and don't
Speaker 14: worry about it. I know he's kind of younger probably
Speaker 14: does not to fight, but you know, if you want.
Speaker 14: I mean, I can show him how to kick. I
Speaker 14: can show him how to jab, throw the hook, show
Speaker 14: him a few things. Maybe give him a little black guy.
Speaker 14: That's too crazy, but let me know what you want
Speaker 14: to do. Take care bye.
Speaker 1: Why do I feel like Alexis would actually sign her
Speaker 1: a little brother up for that?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 6: Either, But did you think about the shirtless thing before
Speaker 6: you mentioned the sibling?
Speaker 3: There live in the crowd of like, no, you know,
Speaker 3: Alexis is still doing it. Remember, you can follow us
Speaker 3: on our TikTok if you don't already at Brook and Jeffrey.
Speaker 3: That's where we put up the special loser line of
Speaker 3: the week every single week. And I don't know if
Speaker 3: this is official, but we might be the most followed
Speaker 3: radio show on TikTok in all of North America.
Speaker 1: Don't say you don't know, just say it is official.
Speaker 1: That's how you make things officially. You won't say it.
Speaker 3: You can hear voicemails that we play on there, like
Speaker 3: this one next mess Hey.
Speaker 15: Peter, what's up? It's I wanted to call because this
Speaker 15: is so embarrassing, but I want to do the responsible thing.
Speaker 15: Because I know we kissed the other night at the club,
Speaker 15: and I'm sorry, if I'm being fully honest, I don't
Speaker 15: I don't really want to go out with you, like
Speaker 15: you're not really my type. But I wanted to let
Speaker 15: you know that before we kissed, I kissed a dog
Speaker 15: earlier in the day. Don't worry. I didn't use like
Speaker 15: a tongue or anything.
Speaker 10: But I do have a wart on my lip now.
Speaker 8: And I don't know if it's like you or the dog,
Speaker 8: but I.
Speaker 15: Did sell myself this year that I'm maybe responsible. So
Speaker 15: I just wanted to let you know that that's the situation.
Speaker 15: So yeah, okay, well my conscience is cleared. I feel
Speaker 15: like I did the right thing. So you know, good luck,
Speaker 15: and I hope it's nothing.
Speaker 1: Bye, good luck, help your wart free.
Speaker 4: Use it as a positive where it's like, hey, don't worry,
Speaker 4: these are dog warps.
Speaker 3: I would like to take a second. Can we applaud
Speaker 3: people for being responsible in a world? You know what,
Speaker 3: that's a hard call of me. I made out with
Speaker 3: the Topers Spaniel, and you might have something that makes
Speaker 3: confidence to make that call.
Speaker 14: It does, Samantha, what's up?
Speaker 11: It's tough.
Speaker 7: I keep hearing that you're crazy, but he comes super
Speaker 7: into it, like you.
Speaker 8: Are covered from tattoos from head to tell I honestly,
Speaker 8: you could be black, you could be Persian, you could
Speaker 8: be white.
Speaker 10: I have no idea, and like that's so sexy. I
Speaker 10: feel like that's like the progressive is like who even
Speaker 10: knows what.
Speaker 8: You really look like?
Speaker 4: People say that, like your ex boyfriend got out of prison,
Speaker 4: like you've got a restraining order, and like, honestly, danger
Speaker 4: is kind of my middle name.
Speaker 8: So like I get off on that.
Speaker 3: Like so yeah, like if you're down, then I'm super down.
Speaker 8: We should go out and get dinner or you know,
Speaker 8: we should just like dope somewhere cool.
Speaker 5: You know.
Speaker 2: I feel like none of those things are actually true.
Speaker 2: She just kept trying to tell him something that we
Speaker 2: make him leave her.
Speaker 1: That's a felon. I have chlamydia.
Speaker 3: Like I don't recognize that guy's boys. But if he
Speaker 3: hasn't been cast on a reality TV that's the biggest
Speaker 3: crime since crocs came back in this time season a
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Speaker 5: Right after this brooking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 3: Today, we call a young lady who's very excited to
Speaker 3: start her new job next week. According to her roommate,
Speaker 3: this is her first real professional job, and she has
Speaker 3: no idea what to expect. Luckily, we love crushing young
Speaker 3: people's hopes and dreams here on this show, at least
Speaker 3: for a few minutes before we tell her that it's
Speaker 3: a joke, but you can definitely hear it in her voice.
Speaker 3: She one hundred percent thinks this is really gonna be
Speaker 3: her future. You got to hear it in your phone
Speaker 3: tap right now. Hello.
Speaker 1: Hi, this is Lynn Guenee. I work with Pressure. I'm
Speaker 1: looking for Hazel bon.
Speaker 13: Oh.
Speaker 12: Hi, this is Hazel.
Speaker 5: Hi.
Speaker 2: Hazel, you're the new hire for the marketing division, right, Yes,
Speaker 2: I am.
Speaker 1: That is great.
Speaker 2: I just wanted to introduce myself because I will be
Speaker 2: your direct supervisor, and I thought we could just go
Speaker 2: over a few ground rules of what to expect.
Speaker 12: Yeah sounds great. Yeah, hold on a second, I just
Speaker 12: wanted to make sure i'm in augh.
Speaker 1: You may want to get a pen and paper and
Speaker 1: write a couple things down.
Speaker 12: Okay, sounds good.
Speaker 14: Yeah.
Speaker 2: So I'm just letting you know right off the bat,
Speaker 2: you will cry working here. What do you mean, Oh,
Speaker 2: you'll cry when you work at this company?
Speaker 1: Like tears?
Speaker 8: You know.
Speaker 12: You're kidding though, right, I mean no.
Speaker 1: I'm not kidding at all. Have you cried at other jobs?
Speaker 12: I don't, I mean not written now, I don't think
Speaker 12: so interesting.
Speaker 1: Well, it's kind of the norm around here.
Speaker 2: We get everything from a few tear drops at your
Speaker 2: desk to heavy sobbing in the closet.
Speaker 1: It really just depends on the day and my mood.
Speaker 1: So fair warning, I.
Speaker 12: Don't understand why are people crying?
Speaker 1: That's a great question.
Speaker 2: So, first of all, I am a very encouraging and
Speaker 2: motivational boss, but I can come across a tad bit harsh.
Speaker 2: You know, I have heard the term malicious thrown around.
Speaker 2: I don't agree with it, but the person who said it.
Speaker 1: I let him have it.
Speaker 8: So what's that like?
Speaker 12: I mean, like what it would happened?
Speaker 1: What happened.
Speaker 2: I can't discuss the details, but I will clarify with
Speaker 2: you that I'm not a mean person.
Speaker 1: But I will be mean to you. Oh, like, what
Speaker 1: do you mean, Well, it's just how business works.
Speaker 13: Huh.
Speaker 8: Wow.
Speaker 6: I'll just say this.
Speaker 2: I'm sure in the first week you and I will
Speaker 2: really get into it. Yeah, and I'll say some out
Speaker 2: of bounds things about your outfit or your haircut, and
Speaker 2: then you'll call me a B word.
Speaker 1: You'll burst into tears, run away. But then the good
Speaker 1: part will happen.
Speaker 12: Okay, Well, tell me about the good part. Oh, that's
Speaker 12: more interested in.
Speaker 2: You know, after some more screaming and whaling, I'll probably
Speaker 2: feel bad, and I just know myself, this happens all
Speaker 2: the time.
Speaker 1: I'll eventually apologize.
Speaker 12: Right, So that's the good part, is you apologizing.
Speaker 1: I'd call it the great part.
Speaker 8: Right.
Speaker 12: So, I don't know, Like, nobody really said anything to
Speaker 12: me about this before I accepted the position, So I
Speaker 12: didn't really.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you didn't know.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's because we tend to get lower quality candidates
Speaker 2: if we talk about it before, right, I mean, but
Speaker 2: it's something I'm sure.
Speaker 5: You get it.
Speaker 12: It seemed like everyone was really friendly and like professional stuff,
Speaker 12: so I didn't really get a vibe in the interview.
Speaker 1: You didn't see what was happening outside the closed doors.
Speaker 15: Oh my god.
Speaker 1: So I just want to give you one last recommendation.
Speaker 2: You may want to write this down that when you
Speaker 2: do feel the need to cry, and trust me, you
Speaker 2: will just let it out right there in the middle
Speaker 2: of the office.
Speaker 1: Okay.
Speaker 12: I don't want to be crying at all.
Speaker 1: Oh, nobody wants to, but it just happens.
Speaker 6: It's the culture.
Speaker 12: I don't know. I'm kind of just like a focused
Speaker 12: on work kind of person.
Speaker 2: I don't great to hear to get that means. I
Speaker 2: think this should be very easy for you. We're still
Speaker 2: running a business and we need to get things done.
Speaker 1: So if you could cry quickly and as quietly as possible. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I don't want to reprimand you more than I already
Speaker 1: will be.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't.
Speaker 12: I don't honestly want to talk with you anymore. I
Speaker 12: think you're rude and unprofessional and agree I really like
Speaker 12: to talk to Human Resources if I can't.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I wouldn't go to HR if I were you, Well.
Speaker 12: I am going to take it to HR. This is like,
Speaker 12: I mean, this is unbelievable.
Speaker 2: No, no, no, no, I would just take it up
Speaker 2: with your roommate Candace, because she's the one who set
Speaker 2: you up for this prank phone call?
Speaker 1: Wait what Yeah, I'm not your supervisor. This is actually
Speaker 1: Brooke the radio show Broke and Jeffrey in the Morning.
Speaker 1: We're doing a phone tap.
Speaker 8: My Godhay, I'm so sorry.
Speaker 6: No, Candace, And you're nervous about starting your new job
Speaker 6: next week.
Speaker 12: So I was like devastated. I was gonna cry.
Speaker 10: Oh my god.
Speaker 1: See now anything at the new job will be better
Speaker 1: than what you just went through.
Speaker 12: Serious.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you practice crying quietly because I didn't even hear you, right.
Speaker 5: Weeke up. Every morning was phone tap weekday mornings on
Speaker 5: the twenties Brooking Jeffrey in the Morning.
Speaker 3: Imagine you had a day with someone that you were
Speaker 3: really really excited about. Okay, but before are you able
Speaker 3: to meet up with them? First you had to spend
Speaker 3: an hour hanging out one on one with their mom.
Speaker 2: Oh what the.
Speaker 1: It's like fear factor for dating?
Speaker 8: Keep doing.
Speaker 3: I'm saying, do you trust your mom enough to not
Speaker 3: say something weird and scare them away?
Speaker 13: No?
Speaker 3: No, I know, I don't. But that happened to one
Speaker 3: of our listeners recently, and she has no idea what
Speaker 3: her date and her mom talked about. For an entire
Speaker 3: hour before she finally joined them. How awkward I just out.
Speaker 3: That's cringe already. But now he's not calling her back.
Speaker 3: So we're going to get the whole story of what
Speaker 3: really happened when we do your second date update, Next
Speaker 3: second date Update. Quick question for the room. Okay, if
Speaker 3: you're on a date with someone, you think it's important
Speaker 3: that you spend a lot of face to face time
Speaker 3: with them? Or is it cool if you don't really
Speaker 3: hang out together for most of the time?
Speaker 1: Yeah, what's the point if you don't hang out together?
Speaker 3: Just yikes, I was hoping you wouldn't say that. What
Speaker 3: Because one of our listeners, Morgan needs our help today
Speaker 3: after she went out with a guy and apparently spent
Speaker 3: about ninety percent of the time in completely different areas.
Speaker 3: Why some guys might find lots of space and no
Speaker 3: talking extremely attractive. So Morgan, this might have worked in
Speaker 3: your favor. Sounds like my co hosts aren't a big
Speaker 3: fan of your dating strategy though. Sorry Morgan.
Speaker 15: Oh my god, I don't know if I was either.
Speaker 6: I don't know, Morgan.
Speaker 1: I can't imagine someone being like, how was your date?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 3: It was great? I saw him for three minutes.
Speaker 10: What well, let me explain. Okay, okay, So James and
Speaker 10: I met online. Okay, I really liked his profile. I
Speaker 10: felt like he just sort of had this like twinkle
Speaker 10: in his eye that I really liked.
Speaker 1: Oh that's a sweet way to describe someone. Maybe get
Speaker 1: that checked out of Santa Claus when you say that.
Speaker 5: But yeah, sure, yeah.
Speaker 10: He made some sort of comment. He said something like,
Speaker 10: I'm a social introvert ready to enjoy the city, and
Speaker 10: I don't know, I really like that. And we started chatting.
Speaker 10: So our schedules were really kind of tight and crazy
Speaker 10: and well so some some backs where I actually I
Speaker 10: am a dancer on the side and.
Speaker 1: Talking that is not what she meant.
Speaker 10: Sorry out, get the mind out of the gutter here.
Speaker 10: I'm a pro dancer and I was invited to perform
Speaker 10: with a few of my friends at this local Irish festival.
Speaker 1: Oh are you like an Irish step dancer?
Speaker 13: Is that what you do?
Speaker 10: Yeah, it's one of the things that I do. Yeah,
Speaker 10: And I kind of thought, you know what, like maybe
Speaker 10: this is a great thing to invite James too, because
Speaker 10: it's something different cultural and it can kind of show
Speaker 10: him this different side of me that you know, it's
Speaker 10: important to me.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and he said himself as an introvert, he wants
Speaker 3: to get out and see stuff and maybe Irish dancing
Speaker 3: is one of those things.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 10: So here's the thing, though, My mom was in this
Speaker 10: big that she comes to the festival too.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 10: Yeah, you know, she wanted to watch me, which I
Speaker 10: get and how could I say no to that?
Speaker 2: But it's like, mom, I've been doing this for my
Speaker 2: whole life, Like do you really need to see this performance?
Speaker 10: So to get around it, I told James, I was like, okay,
Speaker 10: let's meet for a drink right before.
Speaker 1: Nothing like Irish dancing with a little bit of alcoholic.
Speaker 3: Yeah, everybody dances better when they're a little bit tipsy,
Speaker 3: I do, That's right.
Speaker 10: Yeah, it's how the Irish do it, okay.
Speaker 5: Me.
Speaker 10: But it was like really brief. I mean we had
Speaker 10: one drink, I guzzled it down and then have.
Speaker 1: To go okay. So you didn't get a lot of
Speaker 1: time with him at that point.
Speaker 10: No, So this is where like the real problem started.
Speaker 10: There was not really anywhere to stand, I guess. And
Speaker 10: I had introduced him to my mom right before I
Speaker 10: left to go, like you know, to the backstage area
Speaker 10: and he stood, and he ended up standing and watched
Speaker 10: the show next to my mom?
Speaker 6: Is their mom single and flirty?
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's what I want to know. What type do
Speaker 3: you say?
Speaker 2: Yeah, are with a barent?
Speaker 5: No?
Speaker 12: My mom's awesome.
Speaker 10: She's really awesome. She's very.
Speaker 3: The type of mom that would be like grilling him
Speaker 3: with questions the entire time that I am.
Speaker 10: Like positive, I can say, like, she's not that type.
Speaker 1: Okay. So after the dance, you go meet up with them.
Speaker 1: What's their vibe together? Are people happy?
Speaker 10: So that's where there's a problem. So we finished our
Speaker 10: number and instead of like just being done and getting
Speaker 10: to go back into the crowd, they like ushered us
Speaker 10: into this VIP tent where they wanted to do like
Speaker 10: pictures and meat and greets. And I had no idea
Speaker 10: that that was going to happen. And meanwhile, you know,
Speaker 10: James is waiting out there, and I felt bad, Yeah, okay,
Speaker 10: And even if you do.
Speaker 4: Get him into the tent, it's like you're taking pictures,
Speaker 4: you're busy, nice right, totally.
Speaker 10: So I found a brief moment that I texted him
Speaker 10: and I was like, I'm so sorry, I'll be out really.
Speaker 1: Soon, okay? And what did he say that?
Speaker 3: Did he respond?
Speaker 10: He's like, yeah, no problem, and.
Speaker 3: Me and your mom are having a great time. Don't
Speaker 3: even come back.
Speaker 10: It ended up taking over an hour.
Speaker 1: Because I would have I wouldn't have hung around either.
Speaker 10: I know I at that point, I kind of thought
Speaker 10: he would have left, but I did. I found James
Speaker 10: and my mom. They were still together.
Speaker 1: Oh it's an hour with your mother.
Speaker 3: That's a good sign. If he stuck around long enough
Speaker 3: through all of that, that must mean he either really
Speaker 3: really likes you, or he really really.
Speaker 1: Likes your mom, or he doesn't know how to say
Speaker 1: no and get out of social situation.
Speaker 3: That is a classic introvert.
Speaker 10: So I apologized profusely, and I mean, that's okay, Like
Speaker 10: I get it, it's okay. But and he was like,
Speaker 10: I can only stay another ten minutes. So I was like, like,
Speaker 10: we just basically chatted until he then had to leave.
Speaker 10: And and now, of course he's not responding to my tech.
Speaker 3: And how long has it been since the festival.
Speaker 10: It's been like a week and half.
Speaker 8: Oh my god.
Speaker 1: Yeah, what did your mom say about him?
Speaker 10: She loved him?
Speaker 1: Oh good, that's a good sign.
Speaker 10: Yeah, Like I really would like to do like a redo. Yeah,
Speaker 10: you know, we'll do it more normal, like dinner in
Speaker 10: a movie or something.
Speaker 3: All right, well, let's get to work here. We're going
Speaker 3: to play a song, come back and call James to
Speaker 3: see how he felt about your date together day with
Speaker 3: her mom. And if James doesn't answer, then we'll call
Speaker 3: your mom and ask her about James. Either way, we're
Speaker 3: getting some answers. Let me do your second date update.
Speaker 3: Next second date. You know they say that you can
Speaker 3: tell a lot about a woman just by looking at
Speaker 3: her mom. Really, okay have you heard that?
Speaker 1: Does that work the same for dads?
Speaker 15: No?
Speaker 3: I don't think it's it's just the mom's Okay. Moms
Speaker 3: are a telescope into the future. Yeah, okay, look, I
Speaker 3: know that this is already way to start off a
Speaker 3: second date, but in this case it actually applies because
Speaker 3: Morgan's date, James spent most of the time hanging out
Speaker 3: with Morgan's mom, an entire hour together because Morgan was
Speaker 3: busy dancing and shaking hands up on stage and then
Speaker 3: behind the stage. The good thing is that her mom
Speaker 3: and James were getting along really well.
Speaker 1: Yeah, thankfully, so says her mother, and the fact that
Speaker 1: he didn't leave.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's a good sign. And sorry, we may have
Speaker 3: asked you this already, Morgan, but your mom and dad
Speaker 3: are they still together?
Speaker 10: Yeah, they've been together for a long time.
Speaker 3: Okay, okay, well happily together. I should have.
Speaker 2: Said, thinking that the mom is moving in on her many.
Speaker 3: I'm just for me. It's a strange concept to have
Speaker 3: your mom get along with your date. But that just
Speaker 3: might be a reflection on my parents.
Speaker 10: Yeah, she's cool and she's happily married. Okay, okay, so really,
Speaker 10: whatever you're thinking, don't think it because it's impossible.
Speaker 3: Okay, I'm gonna stop my thinking. What are you thinking?
Speaker 3: Why do you think James isn't calling, that's the question.
Speaker 10: I think that it's just because he was annoyed. He
Speaker 10: may think that I wasted his time, which I feel
Speaker 10: bad I did waste his time. I mean, he probably
Speaker 10: was just sort of like this girl is so self
Speaker 10: centered and yeah, totally.
Speaker 3: Well, we're just gonna talk James and interrogate him right
Speaker 3: off the bad let's do.
Speaker 15: This O.
Speaker 3: Hello, oh oh he actually picked up Actually, well this
Speaker 3: is James right, yeah, okay, now we can do it.
Speaker 3: Oh oh my god. Wow, James. What's up, my man.
Speaker 3: You're on the radio now with Brook and Jeffrey in
Speaker 3: the morning.
Speaker 8: Whoa, whoa is right? I'm not sure what's going on.
Speaker 3: What's going on is we heard that you went out
Speaker 3: with one of our listeners name Morgan the other day.
Speaker 8: This is really awkward.
Speaker 1: Well, I mean, she actually feels pretty bad about your date.
Speaker 2: She didn't realize that she wouldn't be able to hang
Speaker 2: out with you for a whole hour, like that's a
Speaker 2: long time.
Speaker 8: Yeah, that was too bad. I was really looking forward
Speaker 8: to hanging out.
Speaker 3: She said the same thing about you. She really was
Speaker 3: hoping to get off the stage and back to you
Speaker 3: as quickly as possible, but it was totally out of
Speaker 3: her control.
Speaker 8: It was kind of weird too, because like her mom
Speaker 8: was there, and yeah, weird about that.
Speaker 1: Oh a goad.
Speaker 2: We were all so she told us the story, and
Speaker 2: we were all shocked when she said that you were
Speaker 2: still hanging out with her mom at the.
Speaker 1: End of all of this, Like we thought for sure
Speaker 1: you would have bailed. Nobody would have thought bad of
Speaker 1: you if you did. Yeah, you kind of got stuck.
Speaker 5: There, huh.
Speaker 8: Yeah, And I mean I like her mom. She was
Speaker 8: cool and honest and stuff. But after a half hour
Speaker 8: hanging out and learning all about more than childhood, I
Speaker 8: started running out of stuff to say.
Speaker 3: Got the whole rundown for half an hour. Wait a minute,
Speaker 3: what do you mean by learning about her.
Speaker 6: Child though the year zero to twelve or at thirteen?
Speaker 1: How far did you get.
Speaker 8: Into Well, she was just kind of saying like that
Speaker 8: she's always been this way since she was a kid,
Speaker 8: a little flaky.
Speaker 3: Oh oh she called her daughter sleepy.
Speaker 8: Yeah, yeah, and that was kind of crazy. She said that,
Speaker 8: and I thought her I mean, I said, yeah, maybe
Speaker 8: she's flaky, but she's nice and fine.
Speaker 2: I don't think flakey is the worst thing you could
Speaker 2: say about somebody. Like my best friend's super flaky.
Speaker 3: It's kind of crazy. Jans is known has met her
Speaker 3: for all of two minutes, and now he's defending her.
Speaker 8: And then I said, is this a bad thing for
Speaker 8: me to pursue her? She's not ready for a relationship.
Speaker 1: Oh, just like straight up asked her mom that the
Speaker 1: worst person in her life.
Speaker 3: That's a good person to ask.
Speaker 8: Yeah. So her mom was like, it's up to you,
Speaker 8: but there are other options.
Speaker 3: She's trying to talk you out of dating her daughter.
Speaker 1: Hold other options? What is she saying? What are the
Speaker 1: other options?
Speaker 11: Yeah?
Speaker 8: So that's when I got scared because I thought she'd
Speaker 8: say herself yeah, but she brought up Morgan's younger sister, Taylor.
Speaker 3: Oh, oh my gosh, what do you say to that?
Speaker 6: As well?
Speaker 1: Hold on?
Speaker 5: Did you guys?
Speaker 1: That is so low of a mother you don't even.
Speaker 3: Know what happened.
Speaker 8: Well, she said to me that Taylor's single two and
Speaker 8: definitely won't flake on you.
Speaker 3: I mean you got to get a photo of Taylor
Speaker 3: before you can make a final decision on this. I
Speaker 3: would like that's inappropriate unless she's hot. Asper picks.
Speaker 8: Yeah, she showed me, she said, here's the pictures. And
Speaker 8: so I haven't met her sister yet, but her mom
Speaker 8: gave me her contact and so going to do it? Yeah,
Speaker 8: I mean we might hang out this weekend. I don't know.
Speaker 3: Wow, no, wonder you're not calling Morgan back to set
Speaker 3: up another date?
Speaker 6: That actually be worse.
Speaker 1: Yes, you have a date with both sisters on the gosh.
Speaker 3: I know Morgan is a little bit of a flake.
Speaker 3: So I don't know if she's hung up by now
Speaker 3: and flaked out on this call, but she should be
Speaker 3: on the other line wanting to talk to you. James,
Speaker 3: oh Man, what yeah, that's how these work. Morgan, you're
Speaker 3: still there.
Speaker 10: No, I am here, and I'm literally about to burst.
Speaker 10: I don't even know what to say right now. I
Speaker 10: don't even know who to be, not my mom my
Speaker 10: sister are James Like?
Speaker 8: Well, hey, I mean you could have left the VP
Speaker 8: can any time. I mean, your mom said this stuff
Speaker 8: happens all the time and said you're super late, never show.
Speaker 8: I don't know. I'm at this stage in my life
Speaker 8: where I need someone that's gonna be there for me.
Speaker 10: This is comic call this point.
Speaker 2: Okay.
Speaker 10: I did not know that I was going to be
Speaker 10: kept like that. I had no idea. I was told
Speaker 10: when the start this was going to be a ten
Speaker 10: minute thing. And I thought that you were the type
Speaker 10: of person that was such a go with the flow
Speaker 10: personality that could be cool enough to be like we'll
Speaker 10: hang out later. But clearly I get it now, like
Speaker 10: I really get it. You stayed because my mom kept
Speaker 10: telling you more things about my sister, my cute little sister,
Speaker 10: and then you got more interested in her, and so
Speaker 10: then that's why you didn't leave, Because you were like, yeah,
Speaker 10: tell me more about your sister.
Speaker 3: You just keeps getting higher, Morgan, Has this ever happened
Speaker 3: to you before? Has has mom stolen one of your
Speaker 3: boyfriends and handed her off to the younger sister before?
Speaker 5: Never that she knows?
Speaker 2: Okay, Okay, wow, Morgan, Obviously there was something going.
Speaker 1: On and you need to have a conversation with your mom.
Speaker 1: But I don't think you can really blame him. Like
Speaker 1: if you were standing there.
Speaker 2: With somebody's dad and the dad's like this guy sucks,
Speaker 2: you'd believe the dat.
Speaker 1: I mean, who wouldn't.
Speaker 8: Yeah, yeah, she's known you longer than I have. I
Speaker 8: didn't know what to do.
Speaker 10: I mean, yeah, James, she's known me longer than you.
Speaker 12: Dues.
Speaker 3: I really hate to bring this up, but weren't we
Speaker 3: supposed to do this call a week ago? And then
Speaker 3: we had to reschedule because you had a.
Speaker 1: Concoct Is that true?
Speaker 8: Oh wow, that's why.
Speaker 3: It's been a week and a half since we called.
Speaker 3: She really wanted to call after a few days. Isn't
Speaker 3: that right? Morgan?
Speaker 10: It's right, But I'm not Emma's gonna even like let
Speaker 10: that blow over. I'm so sorry.
Speaker 1: Okay, Carol, just own your flakiness. Okay, it's fine, I
Speaker 1: am not flaky.
Speaker 12: Okay.
Speaker 10: I don't even know what to do at this point.
Speaker 10: I have to call my mom like immediately, and James,
Speaker 10: you better not be my sister. And that's all I'm
Speaker 10: thinking of him now, Like this is crossing the line?
Speaker 1: Are you still interested in James?
Speaker 10: No, but he's still not allowed to see my sister.
Speaker 1: Okay, so James, that checks out normally.
Speaker 3: What we do here is I would offer to send
Speaker 3: you and Morgan out on another date, and we would
Speaker 3: pay for it. But what I'm gonna do instead is
Speaker 3: ask you to not see Morgan's sister. Oh thank god,
Speaker 3: jeff And we'll give you money to not see I mean,
Speaker 3: it's a gift card, but it still counts as what
Speaker 3: you say.
Speaker 8: Yeah, a gift card is nice. But I'm just gonna
Speaker 8: keep texting her, Are you kidding? I mean, I've already
Speaker 8: gone through all this. I may as well just see
Speaker 8: what happens now.
Speaker 10: Oh wow, it doesn't work out my spot, you know what, James,
Speaker 10: like mother, like daughter. Let me tell you a little
Speaker 10: bit about my sister.
Speaker 5: Freaking Jeffrey in the.
Speaker 2: Morning, be here, same time tomorrow because Morgan agreed yes
Speaker 2: to do an awkward Tuesday.
Speaker 1: Phone call with her mom. Oh my gosh, it's gonna
Speaker 1: be fireworks tomorrow at seven.
Speaker 5: Thirty freaking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 3: You just heard it from Brooke Morgan has agreed to
Speaker 3: come back on the show tomorrow to confrupt her mom
Speaker 3: in an awkward Tuesday phone call. Oh my gosh, sadrama.
Speaker 1: I'm freaking out.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and I heard her talking to our producer off
Speaker 3: the air and she was saying, how could my mom
Speaker 3: do this to me? I can't believe it. I want
Speaker 3: to hear it from her.
Speaker 1: Yeah, That's what I was saying. And I'm not even hurt.
Speaker 3: My god, she's having a hard time believing that this
Speaker 3: actually happened. The original plan was for me to confront
Speaker 3: my mom tomorrow, but we're gonna have to push that
Speaker 3: conversation back to a later time. Let somebody else confront
Speaker 3: their mother.
Speaker 2: That one doesn't sound as funny, So don't miss it
Speaker 2: same time tomorrow.
Speaker 3: The drama will continue. Yeah, if you missed any of
Speaker 3: today's second day update, we're going to have it up
Speaker 3: online on Spotify or anywhere you get your podcasts at
Speaker 3: Brook and.
Speaker 5: Jeffrey Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 3: One of the most popular reality shows out there right
Speaker 3: now is Love Is Blind. Oh Yeah, where strangers fall
Speaker 3: in love and even propose without ever seeing the.
Speaker 1: Other person, and then they see each other and it
Speaker 1: goes real. Well, that's what.
Speaker 8: Time.
Speaker 3: Sometimes. I know that sounds crazy, but is it? I mean,
Speaker 3: listeners hardly ever see what we look like, but they're
Speaker 3: constantly text in saying they fallen for us based on
Speaker 3: our alluring voices and personality. Actually say, we don't look
Speaker 3: like what they think. Well here, let's put the music
Speaker 3: down real quick, brook give them a little taste of
Speaker 3: what they're falling in love with.
Speaker 1: What Hello, listeners, I'm also in love with you and
Speaker 1: your beautiful faces, brook cut I said.
Speaker 3: Give him a taste, not a sloppy idaho back.
Speaker 1: You're really cool outfits you're wearing. Oh yeah, I hope
Speaker 1: you text in all the time. Okay, do I sound
Speaker 1: drunk to everybody else?
Speaker 8: I don't know.
Speaker 3: Your entire listening audience literally dry it up as you
Speaker 3: were saying, Okay, I think we had enough. Is there
Speaker 3: a chance someone has fallen in love with you though,
Speaker 3: and you never saw them. You might find out when
Speaker 3: we read some brand new Craigslist misconnections off the website
Speaker 3: coming like that's coming up City Misconnections. That was me
Speaker 3: staring there's only two places for you to find true
Speaker 3: love in this world. One is out in the countryside
Speaker 3: in an abandoned farm where you turn the old feeding
Speaker 3: trough into a pleasure trough by os bring your own sloppy.
Speaker 3: The other is on the loppy pages of craigslist dot org.
Speaker 3: We scoured that website every week to find the best
Speaker 3: misconnections that they have to offer.
Speaker 1: Sorry, I can't get over Jose.
Speaker 3: Last week. And this first misconnection is titled city Girl
Speaker 3: accidentally gave me sugar Man for woman twenty seven Downtown
Speaker 3: bus stop. Huh, I reckon you were the well fed
Speaker 3: miss Line I'll gussied up in the flowery jean jacket
Speaker 3: who accidentally sat on me at the bus stop. I
Speaker 3: was more startled than a field mouse and a snake
Speaker 3: exhibit at the local zoo. Very startled. Yes, that's when
Speaker 3: I yelped like a peacock on a barbed wire fence.
Speaker 3: You got up and apologized, but I tipped my hat
Speaker 3: and said no apologies needed. That's the first free lap
Speaker 3: dance I've had since Sunday afternoon, sir, Yeah, that's nut.
Speaker 3: Ever since that moment, I can't stop thinking about your
Speaker 3: human hay bale resting on my lap. You just have
Speaker 3: that sturdy farm girl physique. Yeah, that these other city
Speaker 3: cluckshuckers will never have. It's so granny slapping good.
Speaker 1: No, let's not bring into this.
Speaker 3: Say if you ever interested in a friendly hob nob
Speaker 3: between two strangers after a long night at the watering hole,
Speaker 3: that quick, Yeah, we did do this kind gent of
Speaker 3: favor and respond to this message. He would make this
Speaker 3: reformed redneck happier than a puppy with two peters after
Speaker 3: holler at me. That's from Stetson. Yeah, about to keep going.
Speaker 1: I think he actually means step outside and give like
Speaker 1: a pig howler.
Speaker 3: This next misconnection is titled Hellova to the Cutie Jehovah
Speaker 3: no the park. It starts high with like nine eyes. Okay,
Speaker 3: do you remember me? I was the girl in the
Speaker 3: black yoga pants slash pink top doing some outdoor poses
Speaker 3: yesterday in the park. I noticed you when I was
Speaker 3: doing the Bavarian snapdragon.
Speaker 11: No, it's not too.
Speaker 3: Advanced for this. I thought you were super cute for
Speaker 3: a Jehovah's witness Were you on your way to a
Speaker 3: witnessing or whatever they make you do? Just curious?
Speaker 1: And isn't that kind of rude to all the other
Speaker 1: people in the religion? But you're kind of cute? Four
Speaker 1: It's never a good start.
Speaker 3: Sorry. I don't know much about Jehovians, but my friend
Speaker 3: told me a lot of you are from the city
Speaker 3: of Russia. Super cool. Don't think that's accurate. My friend
Speaker 3: also said you don't believe in gluten free things, or
Speaker 3: your God doesn't like gluten. I can't remember, but I'm
Speaker 3: on a no gluten diet except for gummy bears. Right now.
Speaker 3: It's my yearly Gummy Bear cleanse. You should totally try it.
Speaker 3: If we hung out, I would be willing to go
Speaker 3: to your weird church or whatever. I opened a new
Speaker 3: experiences as long as you let me capture it for
Speaker 3: the gram is ada.
Speaker 1: This is the one time they're like, actually, no, we
Speaker 1: don't actually want you.
Speaker 3: But if not, then it's probably a nosey. My name
Speaker 3: is Ceci, but you can't guess what the second C
Speaker 3: stands for. By the way, do you like dogs? I
Speaker 3: love them? Got me that's from CC.
Speaker 2: She's fighting to shared Interestarian Mountain pose.
Speaker 3: Whatever Bavarian snapdrag. Somebody looked at up and send it
Speaker 3: over to us. We want to see this.
Speaker 14: Thanks.
Speaker 3: Misconnection is titled right behind you at the ATM no
Speaker 3: get sept That man for Woman twenty six. He says,
Speaker 3: you may remember me as the guy with the blue
Speaker 3: tank top that said nobody's home, try the back door?
Speaker 1: What did all the men in the.
Speaker 3: You may not have noticed, but I had a fairly
Speaker 3: large check to deposit thanks to some quote experimental tests
Speaker 3: that I was recently approved to be. Don't worry, I'm
Speaker 3: not like a radioactive superhuman, although that would be pretty sweet.
Speaker 1: Yeah, maybe maybe in a couple of days, do you, buddy?
Speaker 3: AnyWho? I noticed you didn't take your receipt after your transaction,
Speaker 3: so I grabbed it, but before I could give it
Speaker 3: to you, you were gone. Do you really have that
Speaker 3: much money in your account?
Speaker 1: Oh my god?
Speaker 3: Oh that's crazy. Maybe you invented the waffle iron or
Speaker 3: the iPad or something.
Speaker 1: Dude, this guy needs to meet.
Speaker 6: The yoga girl from the Perfect.
Speaker 3: No matter what, you're my type of woman. Rich. Yeah. So,
Speaker 3: now that we got that out of the way, I
Speaker 3: would like to formally offer you the chance of a lifetime.
Speaker 3: You could be on the ground floor of a potential new,
Speaker 3: multi billion jillion dollar company. Two words pogo surfboards. I
Speaker 3: can't say any more to you because this is a
Speaker 3: public forum. But if you could imagine surfboards with pogo
Speaker 3: sticks attached to them, that's what it is. It's a secret.
Speaker 3: Hopefully you're ready to become a true millionaire. That signed Hayden.
Speaker 1: We laugh, but it's like ten years the X Games.
Speaker 1: All of a sudden, surfings it became a fish or
Speaker 1: there's a shark someone around just dumber because he ate
Speaker 1: that guy.
Speaker 3: Those are your Craigslist misconnections for the week.
Speaker 5: Frooking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 3: We've got a first time player on the phone, John
Speaker 3: from Marysville, who has a strange holiday tradition. If I'm
Speaker 3: reading this phone screen right, I don't know if this
Speaker 3: is true. Sometimes the producer messes with me when he
Speaker 3: writes stuff on here. But John, is this true? You
Speaker 3: go to your grandpa's on Christmas Eve and you rate
Speaker 3: his liquor cabinet and put a bunch of different liquors
Speaker 3: into their eggnog.
Speaker 14: Yeah pretty much. I mean he has the good stuff,
Speaker 14: you know, the expensive stuff.
Speaker 8: So rather than me waste my money at the grocery store,
Speaker 8: my grandpa is always coming in.
Speaker 2: You got the top shelf licker, and then you spiked
Speaker 2: grandpa's eggnogg.
Speaker 1: Does he know that you're Oh?
Speaker 14: Well, he usually actually does it to himself.
Speaker 1: Ah yeah, Okay, there we go.
Speaker 3: That's a fun tradition. We should do that here on
Speaker 3: the show.
Speaker 1: I used to raid my best friend's grandparents lick her cabinet.
Speaker 3: Well, that's just stealing.
Speaker 4: It would just be a Jeff and I raiding Brooks
Speaker 4: lick her.
Speaker 1: She's got the good.
Speaker 3: Study does we're gonna send Brook out of the studio.
Speaker 3: All that happens, You know, the game works, John, You
Speaker 3: got thirty seconds to answer as many questions as possible.
Speaker 3: If you don't know when, you can say past. But
Speaker 3: you have to beat Brooke outright to win. Are you ready?
Speaker 14: I'm ready, Freddy, good luck man?
Speaker 3: Here goes. Time starts.
Speaker 14: Now.
Speaker 3: What island is pearl harbor on? If you have over
Speaker 3: secreting sebaceous glands on your face, you suffer from what Ackney,
Speaker 3: what is the literary term for a play on words
Speaker 3: name the city that's also known as the Big Easy,
Speaker 3: New Orleans. When this burger first debuted at McDonald's, it
Speaker 3: was called the Aristocrat. What is it called today?
Speaker 14: A big map?
Speaker 3: John? For the first time, you freaking nailed it, man,
Speaker 3: that was great, well done. Brooke is coming back in
Speaker 3: the studio and I see on my screener here you
Speaker 3: work at HVAC. Is it busy during the same of year.
Speaker 14: Yeah, I'm actually at work right now. Freeze the butt off.
Speaker 1: So oh oh, are you inside or outside?
Speaker 14: Luckily I'm inside.
Speaker 1: Okay, familiar it's like basically your heating and cooling system.
Speaker 3: Oh, very important. Okay, I'm gonna let you inside the
Speaker 3: house when you're fixing everything.
Speaker 8: Hey.
Speaker 15: Yeah.
Speaker 7: A lot of the times the homeowners lessen to the
Speaker 7: house sometimes in the crawl space, are in the attic.
Speaker 3: It just depends.
Speaker 5: Oh dad, you.
Speaker 3: Earned those drinks. My guys, I know raight their liquor cabin.
Speaker 3: That's why you're in there. Stay warm, Brook, it's your turn.
Speaker 3: Are you ready?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Your time starts now? What island is Pearl Harbor?
Speaker 13: On?
Speaker 1: Who?
Speaker 3: If you have over secreting sebaceous glands on your face,
Speaker 3: you suffer from what.
Speaker 1: Crying?
Speaker 3: What is the literary term for a play on words? Oh,
Speaker 3: my god, a pun name the city that's also known
Speaker 3: as the Big Easy, New York City. When this burger
Speaker 3: first debuted at McDonald's, it was called the Aristocrat. What's
Speaker 3: it called today, big?
Speaker 8: Hey?
Speaker 3: Look at those answers they're in. I wouldn't call them
Speaker 3: great answers all but their answers. We're gonna go to
Speaker 3: the scoreboard and see how you did with Jose.
Speaker 8: Oh.
Speaker 3: I love it when you dress up like a nurse.
Speaker 4: When you do that, John, you got four correct today.
Speaker 1: Oh he did well.
Speaker 3: I just lost. Well.
Speaker 4: You got the same amount of questions in the same
Speaker 4: amount of chances.
Speaker 1: And yeah, only three.
Speaker 6: The Big Easy screwed me.
Speaker 1: I just heard big and thought Big Apple.
Speaker 3: One hundred dollars. You could buy some of the top
Speaker 3: shelf liquor yourself.
Speaker 8: Job.
Speaker 7: Job.
Speaker 3: Let's go over the I'm just gonna here's the answers
Speaker 3: for you. The island that Pearl Harbor is on is
Speaker 3: o wahu over secreting sabacious glands on your face. That's
Speaker 3: not crying, it's acne.
Speaker 1: Oh god, yeah, why does that sound worse?
Speaker 3: Acne? Doesn't sound good by itself, but it definitely sounds
Speaker 3: better than sabacious Glands. The literal return for play on
Speaker 3: words is a pun. The Big Easy is New Orleans.
Speaker 14: Yeah.
Speaker 3: The burger that first debuted at McDonald's called the Aristocrat
Speaker 3: is now called the Big Mac.
Speaker 1: Sounds oh man, I'm so mad about the or.
Speaker 3: We're gonna be back to do wind Brooks Box same
Speaker 3: time
Speaker 5: Tomorrow, brook and Jeffrey in the morning.