Speaker 1: All right, come on, Steve introducer, your your best friends.
Speaker 1: Let's go.
Speaker 2: He is j Anthony Brown. Just got here.
Speaker 1: No, no, no, no, no, You're going to do better
Speaker 1: than that. We've been friend for way too long. Put
Speaker 1: some put some sauce in that. Put some sauce on
Speaker 1: my name, some sauce on my name.
Speaker 2: Thank you, without further ado, the living myth and legend
Speaker 2: that damn Jay Anthony the Brown.
Speaker 1: Okay, can we just run that every week? Because I
Speaker 1: know I'm not gonna be able to get you to
Speaker 1: if you're not getting again again. Okay, yeah, say that
Speaker 1: because I said, Dave mark that and save that. Okay,
Speaker 1: because all right here we go. What's in the mind
Speaker 1: of yours truly, j Anthony Brown? It is the holidays.
Speaker 1: I'm talking to the grandparents. I'm talking to the aunts,
Speaker 1: the uncles, the aunties, the older people who are buying
Speaker 1: gifts for these kids, probably the very first time. Now
Speaker 1: a lot of us will give cash. That's cool, and
Speaker 1: a lot of us don't know what to buy. I
Speaker 1: don't know what to buy, but I know what not
Speaker 1: to buy. I know what you shouldn't try to give
Speaker 1: a child because they ain't gonna want it. If your
Speaker 1: ass is wrapping up for yoyo right now, stop what
Speaker 1: should do it? Okay, stop it? Don't nobody stop it.
Speaker 1: Don't nobody want to damn yoyo. Okay, nobody wants that.
Speaker 1: If you went out and purchased a hula hoop with
Speaker 1: good intentions, a hula hoop, they gonna know what the
Speaker 1: hell it is as soon as you wrap that damn
Speaker 1: thing up, and they don't want it. Okay. You can
Speaker 1: keep all these old ass board games, sorry, Monopoly operation.
Speaker 1: Don't nobody want them damn games. Okay, think about it.
Speaker 1: When the last time your ass played Monopoly, pay a
Speaker 1: long damn time. Why would you give it to the
Speaker 1: child and hear something very important? Don't make a damn thing.
Speaker 1: Don't make any And you're knitting, knit one pearl two,
Speaker 1: knit one pearl two nit one. Stop knitting. Don't nobody
Speaker 1: want them, thick ass them mintings. Don't nobody want that
Speaker 1: thick ass sweater? And that stop running neck and you
Speaker 1: get a cramp in your damn neck. Don't nobody want that.
Speaker 1: Stop knitting? Stop right, don't bake a damn thing to
Speaker 1: send those things don't hold up in the mill. And last,
Speaker 1: but not leave. If you're building a doll house, damn it,
Speaker 1: stop it, you stop right now. You field a seven
Speaker 1: hundred pounds doll house. You ain't got no floors in it.
Speaker 1: The ceiling is like so high. All you gott is
Speaker 1: stuff down on the bottom, the windows away at the top.
Speaker 1: Don't no child want that. Stop building. Okay, these are
Speaker 1: my holiday tips. Don't build a damn Thing's just a doghouse.
Speaker 1: That's what you're building, a damn doghouse. I'm done, I'm finished,
Speaker 1: all right, thank you, Jay, Merry Christmas.
Speaker 2: You're listening.
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