Speaker 1: Alexis.
Speaker 2: If you heard of this new TikTok challenge is it
Speaker 2: is crazy cool?
Speaker 1: You have to try it?
Speaker 2: Okay, So what you do is you listen to Brook
Speaker 2: and Jeffrey on podcasts.
Speaker 3: Okay, right, and then you go to Brook and.
Speaker 2: Jeffrey dot com and you buy clothes from merch for
Speaker 2: the cause for charity.
Speaker 1: You But I do like it.
Speaker 3: I do like it.
Speaker 1: It's a crazy challenge.
Speaker 2: You should try it right now listening, go to Brick
Speaker 2: and Jeffrey dot com.
Speaker 1: Buy some merch for a good cause.
Speaker 2: Of course, after the podcast, which is starting right now.
Speaker 1: It's Brook and Jeffrey in the morning, and we cover
Speaker 1: a lot of dating stuff on your show. So who
Speaker 1: do you think lies more on their dating profiles? Men
Speaker 1: or women?
Speaker 4: Oh?
Speaker 3: You think men?
Speaker 1: Looking the room, I know the women here liing more.
Speaker 1: But in general I'm asking what are you saying? And
Speaker 1: a new survey forty people admit to stretching the truth
Speaker 1: on their profile.
Speaker 3: Okay, and it's.
Speaker 1: More common among men.
Speaker 5: Yeah, the is a lie every time.
Speaker 6: Well probably the age too.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: I say I'm an athlete because I did play j
Speaker 2: a year in high school.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, I don't like that. Great cabs anyway, I
Speaker 3: really do.
Speaker 1: But you'd think the number one most common thing people
Speaker 1: lie about would be their age, but actually no, they
Speaker 1: found the number one lie people tell is their current hairstyle.
Speaker 1: Sixty one percent of people admit they've done that.
Speaker 3: They use like an old photo or something.
Speaker 1: Yeah, or a misleading profile photo like for a guy,
Speaker 1: could be them hiding their baldness underneath the hat. For
Speaker 1: the ladies, it could be how they actually dye their hair. Alexis,
Speaker 1: do you have a disclaimer on there for your locks
Speaker 1: of lies?
Speaker 6: I'm always blonde.
Speaker 3: This is all natural.
Speaker 1: You're lying to yourself at this point. The second most
Speaker 1: common lie people telling their profiles is their jobs.
Speaker 7: Oh, like they say I'm an entrepreneur instead of I'm unemployed.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I travel for work.
Speaker 8: It's like.
Speaker 1: Every guy on Tinder is an entrepreneur and an Olympic
Speaker 1: gold medalist. Somehow, good for.
Speaker 3: Them, they don't have jos.
Speaker 1: Anyway, Let's move on to the shot collar question of
Speaker 1: the day. We're gonna send it over to Digital Jake
Speaker 1: to tell us one hundred percent truth. I'm sure in
Speaker 1: the shot collar question, what are we doing today?
Speaker 9: Well, the people in this room already know this, but
Speaker 9: for our listeners who may not be familiar, I am
Speaker 9: the show's foremost expert on women.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 5: Really, but your hair looks so nice today.
Speaker 1: It's true.
Speaker 9: In my lifetime, I've been with countless human lasses. I
Speaker 9: know all their tricks, their riddles, and even their weaknesses.
Speaker 7: We're like trolls under the bridge, and we don't answer,
Speaker 7: don't move on to.
Speaker 3: The next day.
Speaker 1: And here's a hot tip about ladies. I'll give you free.
Speaker 9: Women absolutely love getting gifts.
Speaker 1: Is that right?
Speaker 3: I think people love getting gifts.
Speaker 1: I'm talking about the troll.
Speaker 9: And a new survey asked a thousand people to name
Speaker 9: a gift that most women would be thrilled to get
Speaker 9: for Christmas. I could easily answer this off the top
Speaker 9: of my head, I'm sure, But instead I'm gonna have
Speaker 9: you four guess them. In another holiday edition of Unglued
Speaker 9: Family Feud.
Speaker 8: I feel like.
Speaker 5: Anyone with a partner needs to make sure that they're
Speaker 5: listening right now.
Speaker 9: We'll start with the guy who discreetly hung missiletoe above
Speaker 9: the urinals in the men's bathroom. Jeffrey, name a gift
Speaker 9: that most women would be thrilled to get for Christmas?
Speaker 1: Well, Okay. I'm looking around the room here. It's kind
Speaker 1: of a grizzly this morning. I don't want to say
Speaker 1: makeup because that's just that's not okay.
Speaker 3: So with the gym membership, I'm just.
Speaker 1: Gonna go with the safe guests here and go with appliances.
Speaker 1: Women love their appliances, air fryers, dishwashers, whatever it is.
Speaker 3: Women love anything in the kitchen.
Speaker 1: You're telling me if I bought you like a Piomatic
Speaker 1: two thousand away, I think kitchen appliances. Jake, shut up
Speaker 1: and tell me I'm right, kitchen appliances.
Speaker 3: Nothing says Romeo like a vacuum.
Speaker 1: I said, kitchen over to Alexis.
Speaker 5: I'm thinking like a gift I would want.
Speaker 10: It's something that you could give me and then I
Speaker 10: don't have to do with you, you know, like you
Speaker 10: give me the gift and then I run.
Speaker 6: Like like a side.
Speaker 7: Yeah, to get my nails done would be amazing, cost
Speaker 7: so much.
Speaker 3: But I'm gonna sum it up with just solid spotty.
Speaker 9: Jose name a gift that most women would be thrilled
Speaker 9: to get for Christmas?
Speaker 2: Well, I love giving gifts, and what I've learned lately
Speaker 2: is to play it safe. Would be gift cards, a
Speaker 2: restaurant's gift card. Because you may not want to go
Speaker 2: with me, but you may want to take another date.
Speaker 2: I will say, yeah, go take the guy that you
Speaker 2: don't tell me about.
Speaker 7: My husband took me shopping once for perfume because he
Speaker 7: didn't want to pick it out himself, and that was
Speaker 7: really fun.
Speaker 3: That was great.
Speaker 9: So I'm going to say, gift card, Jake, gift cards
Speaker 9: are not on the li're really bad.
Speaker 1: Let's go over to Brook.
Speaker 9: You're a woman.
Speaker 7: Yeah, I mean, if you looked at the commercials, they
Speaker 7: give away so many cars on commercials for Christmas.
Speaker 3: Is going on?
Speaker 2: Brook is thinking bigger.
Speaker 3: Than show me a car.
Speaker 9: Show me I am most certainly will that's number two.
Speaker 9: Bigger something women would be thrilled to get closed.
Speaker 1: A car over to Jeffrey. Only Brook is safe so far,
Speaker 1: I want to go the opposite of what Alexis was saying.
Speaker 1: She said, like I want a Loane time. I think
Speaker 1: women actually enjoy a date night. Yeah, special date night,
Speaker 1: especial date night.
Speaker 9: It's going to be going to Alexis. I have four
Speaker 9: things on my list and anyone's yet to say.
Speaker 6: I like where Brook's going I'm going big.
Speaker 3: I'm singing a vacation. I want, like a surprise trip
Speaker 3: to somewhere.
Speaker 5: Yeah, go for it, Alexis vacation.
Speaker 9: Opportunity to put the women to shame and eliminate Alexis.
Speaker 9: If you nail these next two correct.
Speaker 2: Answers, Well, I'm going to go with a Brook mentioned first.
Speaker 2: It's stereotypical, but it's my kind of lady. Take my
Speaker 2: money and give her some jewelry.
Speaker 1: Jake, jewelry is number one on us.
Speaker 6: Being thrilled about that from a man.
Speaker 1: Jeffery to win. I'm trying to think of any more
Speaker 1: TV commercial stuff.
Speaker 5: What about designer clothes, like designer shoes?
Speaker 1: Thinking of that, like, what if you get her like
Speaker 1: a really nice dress or something. Person accessories like a
Speaker 1: designer bag.
Speaker 9: A designer handbag is not on the.
Speaker 1: Ax. Can you say it would be thrilled to get
Speaker 1: for Christmas?
Speaker 3: I mean I was.
Speaker 10: Thinking lingerie, but I'm gonna go more general and just
Speaker 10: say like nice clothes.
Speaker 9: Clothes is number five. Quickly, let's recap the top five.
Speaker 9: Jewelry was the number one gift one would be most
Speaker 9: thrilled to get for Christmas. Number two was a car.
Speaker 9: Number three cash. Number four also said in the room
Speaker 9: was perfume, and then Alexis got number five.
Speaker 1: Which was close.
Speaker 3: Wow.
Speaker 1: Oh man, we know what you get the ladies in
Speaker 1: our life. Yeah, I preapologized to all the women in
Speaker 1: my life, and I'm about to give you severely disappointed
Speaker 1: He's I.
Speaker 4: Bought ten moms.
Speaker 11: It's the most wonderful time of the with the kids
Speaker 11: jingle belling and everyone telling you be of good cheese.
Speaker 1: It's the most wonderful time. Shock collar question of the day.
Speaker 8: Brooking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 1: Brook you know what a Kentucky hug is? Right?
Speaker 7: I knew just by this music you were going to
Speaker 7: talk to you.
Speaker 1: You had a Kentucky hug at your family reunion.
Speaker 5: And what is that?
Speaker 1: You don't know what a Kentucky hug is?
Speaker 5: Oh okay, you not describe it on air, No.
Speaker 1: I can, Okay, I just thought you would know it.
Speaker 1: A Kentucky hug is the name for that warm feeling
Speaker 1: you get in your body after your first sip of bourbon.
Speaker 1: Oh okay, Well, Brooks Moore familiar with the Kentucky tug.
Speaker 1: That's the family reunion way. But for the holidays, whiskey
Speaker 1: maker Jim Beam has decided they want to turn that
Speaker 1: feeling of a Kentucky hug into an actual piece of clothing,
Speaker 1: and they're selling hug simulating pajamas.
Speaker 3: What does that mean.
Speaker 1: There's a picture of it. They look like normal red
Speaker 1: like flannel pjs, except there's a panel that fits around
Speaker 1: the neck and shoulders and when you activate it, it
Speaker 1: applies pressure to make it feel like you're getting a
Speaker 1: hug even though you're all alone.
Speaker 7: It looks like a plaid version of the inflatable device
Speaker 7: that the flight attendants.
Speaker 6: Talk about on a blade, right, and it goes.
Speaker 1: Around your and then you inflate it and it feels
Speaker 1: like you're getting a hug.
Speaker 7: It looks like it would feel like you're suffocating because
Speaker 7: it's just around your neck.
Speaker 1: Is a little quirky, sure, kind of sad. Probably it
Speaker 1: is a good last minute get for somebody who needs
Speaker 1: their pants to give them a hug at Christmas.
Speaker 2: I read a stat that the average person gets like
Speaker 2: six hugs a day. I'm like, I don't know, want
Speaker 2: I get zero every day?
Speaker 1: Jim Beam says, quote the holidays are best spent cozying
Speaker 1: up with friends and loved ones, but the reality is
Speaker 1: we can't always be together, and these pjs help foster
Speaker 1: that spirit of connection.
Speaker 3: Lonely, lonely group of humans.
Speaker 1: Aren't we forget about cuffing season? Who needs a partner
Speaker 1: when you've got flannel pants that can inappropriately squeeze you? Christmas?
Speaker 2: Imagine the battery goes out and you're like, great mind, No,
Speaker 2: my PJS won't even hurt you.
Speaker 1: Want to get some pj's that hug you. We've got
Speaker 1: Laser Stories coming up next. It's the radio segment that
Speaker 1: just got baptized in pumpkin spice holy water. That's why
Speaker 1: all the priests were licking it and no other reason
Speaker 1: than that. Laser Stories the segment where we read weird
Speaker 1: news stories around the globe, just like everyone else does,
Speaker 1: except we have a laser and those other fail Marys
Speaker 1: just don't This first Laser Stories out of Knoxville, Tennessee.
Speaker 1: A woman looked out her window last week around eleven
Speaker 1: thirty am and some guy she didn't know was using
Speaker 1: a power outlet in her yard to charge his phone.
Speaker 12: That's random, it's really funny.
Speaker 1: She could only see his head because bushes were obstructing
Speaker 1: the rest, so she went outside to tell him to
Speaker 1: beat it, but unfortunately when she got out there, she
Speaker 1: saw him completely naked. Oh and he was literally beating it.
Speaker 1: Oh gosh, not that, but yeah.
Speaker 3: Okay, I don't like this story.
Speaker 1: This is in broad daylight too, people. So the woman
Speaker 1: ran back into the house, locked her doors and called
Speaker 1: it and when officers arrived, they found him lying on
Speaker 1: the ground with his pants still around his ankles and
Speaker 1: phone on fifteen percent battery.
Speaker 5: It's very accurate. Did they put that in the police report?
Speaker 1: They charged him with public indecency and yes, he did
Speaker 1: ask the judge if it was okay to charge his
Speaker 1: phone at that same house if he was clothed in
Speaker 1: the future. The answer was no.
Speaker 5: Just at this point you stay away from the house.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah this next laser stories out of stream work,
Speaker 1: make the dream work. If you've been around a kid
Speaker 1: lately that has an alexa, then you know what their
Speaker 1: favorite thing to ask for is a song about bodily functions.
Speaker 3: Oh my kids are all about it.
Speaker 1: It's true. Some of the most popular songs off Amazon
Speaker 1: are all about poop, diapers, butts, and dog feces.
Speaker 6: Oh my cool, my kids are the They like the farts.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, One musician who wrote a song about it,
Speaker 1: says it's all started at his music school where he
Speaker 1: was teaching a songwriting session to four year olds. Yet
Speaker 1: he asked them to give him five syllables to start,
Speaker 1: and one girl screamed poopy stupid butt. And then the
Speaker 1: next ten minutes he spent writing the rest of that song.
Speaker 3: Dude, I like that he leaned into it.
Speaker 2: Good for him, and that is funny.
Speaker 1: She should be a comedian.
Speaker 6: Yeah, poopy stupid butt.
Speaker 1: He put it up on Amazon Music for his students
Speaker 1: to hear, but when he checked his account a week later,
Speaker 1: it had hundreds of dollars in it, all from people
Speaker 1: who bought poopy stupid butt.
Speaker 2: Sounds like a wicked morning character.
Speaker 1: Here stupid yep, here's a yeay spoopy stupid.
Speaker 4: But they goes sit in on the body, do it
Speaker 4: construction in the under way. He goes bombing, Nay, start
Speaker 4: playing it on the stage.
Speaker 1: I am so jealous because if you can believe this,
Speaker 1: that song has now been streamed over ten million times.
Speaker 3: That's a lot more money.
Speaker 1: Yeah, thousands now. Another prolific kids songwriter, Matt Farley, has
Speaker 1: recorded over twenty three thousand songs for Amazon Music. His
Speaker 1: poop Poop, Poop Poop song by far most popular one.
Speaker 1: He estimates that's been streamed about eight million times.
Speaker 3: My god.
Speaker 1: Even the French song La chansons ducaca has over one
Speaker 1: million streams, suggesting children in France just yelled kaka at
Speaker 1: their Alex.
Speaker 3: The head in our house is farting around the house.
Speaker 13: That's the one that Yeah, by Alex's gonna have a
Speaker 13: lot of work to do when I get home.
Speaker 1: Yeah, let's go to your next laser story out of
Speaker 1: the world of work. If you've got this skill on
Speaker 1: your resume, your time has finally come because a company
Speaker 1: in the nether Lens is looking for a part time employee.
Speaker 1: And there's one very important skill you have to have
Speaker 1: to land the gig. You must be able to puke
Speaker 1: on command. From the poop story into the puke story.
Speaker 1: This is It's a job at a clinic in Amsterdam
Speaker 1: that treats different types of phobias like fear of heights
Speaker 1: and fear of needles, but they also treat lesser known
Speaker 1: phobias like fear of vomiting.
Speaker 3: Wow, wait, so people.
Speaker 7: Are paying this clinic to go watch somebody vomit. Just
Speaker 7: go out with Alexis on a Saturday night.
Speaker 6: Pretty well.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: The technical name for it is emidophobia, and according to
Speaker 1: their job description, if you can spew at will they
Speaker 1: want you to sit in on therapy sessions and help
Speaker 1: people face their fear and just let it rip right
Speaker 1: in front of the Oh.
Speaker 5: It's like a boring scene from the Exorcist.
Speaker 1: We assumed it was a temporary gig, but it sounds
Speaker 1: like it's semi permanent. They're only hiring because their last
Speaker 1: professional puker retired recently. He's been doing it for forty
Speaker 1: two years and he earned himself a nice pension.
Speaker 2: Damn, if you're a professional puker, do you ever call
Speaker 2: him sick?
Speaker 1: Literally, your job pretty much you get, you get a raise.
Speaker 1: If it sounds like that might be your dream job,
Speaker 1: you're weird.
Speaker 12: Yeah you are.
Speaker 1: You've also got some competition, because they say around one
Speaker 1: hundred people have already reached out saying they're interested. One
Speaker 1: guy even sent a recording on SoundCloud.
Speaker 6: Please don't play that.
Speaker 7: Please don't say we don't have that.
Speaker 1: We'll just get to your next laser story. Out of
Speaker 1: Survey World, a new poll found half the country thinks
Speaker 1: the other half is completely delusional. We're not talking about politics,
Speaker 1: we're talking chores. The survey looked at how much housework
Speaker 1: men and women in relationships are doing. Oh, I see,
Speaker 1: and the two sides don't seem to agree. Either women
Speaker 1: don't realize just how much guys are pitching in, or
Speaker 1: men think they're doing way more than they really are.
Speaker 7: What's your deal, weirdo, I'm gonna go with probably the
Speaker 7: second one is true already assuming unappreciative.
Speaker 1: Here's a few chores and how people in relationships said
Speaker 1: they're divvied up. Number one's laundry. Seventy seven percent of
Speaker 1: women say they do most of it. Just fifty five
Speaker 1: percent of men agree.
Speaker 3: My husband actually does our laundry.
Speaker 5: Whoa, but he doesn't fold it.
Speaker 2: Or put it away?
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, because the washer's not very far from his
Speaker 5: at home desk.
Speaker 1: Okay, that's the easy part. He does the laundry poorly.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean he's halfway there.
Speaker 1: Number two budgeting and paying bills. Fifty one percent of
Speaker 1: women and fifty eight percent of men both think it's
Speaker 1: something they take the lead on each month.
Speaker 3: Somebody's not right, yo.
Speaker 1: Numbers that adds up to one hundred and nine percent,
Speaker 1: so something's off here. And number three he's child's care
Speaker 1: fi mom say they do the majority of it, but
Speaker 1: just thirty percent of dads agreed.
Speaker 3: Oh what really, they think they do the majority.
Speaker 1: They think they're doing a heavier lift when it comes
Speaker 1: to taking care of the kiddos. I just took him
Speaker 1: cream yesterday.
Speaker 3: I talked to him once this week.
Speaker 1: Yeah, here's a few chores that were not so split on.
Speaker 1: Women tend to agree that men deal with taking out
Speaker 1: the trash and mowing the lawn more.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, men tend to agree that women do more of
Speaker 1: the cleaning in general. Sucks. I think men need to
Speaker 1: give women more credit and turtles need all the credit
Speaker 1: that they can get. Okay, in fact, he's mowing the
Speaker 1: lawn right now. Just hear what you want to hear.
Speaker 1: That's how means Laser Stories has come to an end
Speaker 1: for the day. We'll do it again, same time on Friday.
Speaker 8: Frooking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 1: Think about all the magical memories that you've made with
Speaker 1: that special someone during the holiday season.
Speaker 6: It's okay, Jose, I've never known.
Speaker 1: I was gonna say, like, Jose, don't cry Brook, don't cry. Yeah,
Speaker 1: let's just don't cry.
Speaker 6: Oh no, I'm good, always felt Okay.
Speaker 1: You know there's there's so many opportunities for romance during
Speaker 1: this time of the year. It's snuggling up by a fire,
Speaker 1: strolling together through the snow, going ski sipping hot cocoa,
Speaker 1: and baby burden the tiny marshmallows into each other's mouth, brook,
Speaker 1: don't cry, don't cry.
Speaker 3: Why are the.
Speaker 5: Small marshmallows texture?
Speaker 14: It's like.
Speaker 2: A bunch of small I love you, not just babybird
Speaker 2: love you?
Speaker 7: But no.
Speaker 1: One of our listeners had an unforgettable holiday date created
Speaker 1: some memories. It involved four random strangers popping out of
Speaker 1: the bushes in broad daylight. You know they wanted to help,
Speaker 1: but it just got weird. It isn't don't cry, don't cry? Okay,
Speaker 1: what happened? You're going to hear what happened when we
Speaker 1: do a special holiday edition of Battle of the Tender Days.
Speaker 1: That's coming up.
Speaker 8: One dating app then there's right. The question is whose
Speaker 8: love life is more tragic?
Speaker 1: It's Battle of the Dates. It's a special holiday edition
Speaker 1: of Battle.
Speaker 15: Of the Tender Days.
Speaker 1: Today we're going to be here in the least wonderful
Speaker 1: dates during the most wonderful time of the year. Well,
Speaker 1: what's playing the rules here in just a second. But
Speaker 1: first let's meet today's contestants. In this corner, she went
Speaker 1: viral last week when she posted a video of herself
Speaker 1: torking along to Silent Nights. Wow, that's how she became
Speaker 1: known as jingle Bell Michelle.
Speaker 9: Hey, go.
Speaker 7: Does the talent to find that sue working through the snow?
Speaker 1: And in the other corner, she visited with the Elves
Speaker 1: and Santa's Workshop last Christmas. I bet she did and
Speaker 1: left with a huge stack of one dollar bills. Now
Speaker 1: I know why they call her North Pole Nicole.
Speaker 10: Hey, guys, thanks for having me.
Speaker 2: I really just love Christmas.
Speaker 3: I'm glad the elves too.
Speaker 1: Well, here's how the game works. One contestant is going
Speaker 1: to start by telling one of their worst dating stories
Speaker 1: that happened during the holiday season. Then the other will
Speaker 1: try and counter with a nightmare holiday story of their own.
Speaker 1: We're gonna go back and forth for three rounds, and
Speaker 1: then afterwards we will declare a winner, just in time
Speaker 1: for Christmas. So are our contestants ready?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Yeah, all right, let's start it with jingle Bell Michelle Go.
Speaker 16: All right, So I had a date that asked me
Speaker 16: if I could come over and help him wrap presents
Speaker 16: because he was like helping with a holiday toy drives.
Speaker 3: So yeah, and.
Speaker 16: I was like absolutely, obviously to help you with charity,
Speaker 16: like come on, yeah, And so I went over and
Speaker 16: he had like this room full of big boxes everywhere,
Speaker 16: and so I started kind of just like, you know,
Speaker 16: I picked up one and it felt light, and so
Speaker 16: I was kind of looking around at the other boxes
Speaker 16: and I picked up like a Lego box and it
Speaker 16: was empty.
Speaker 6: What empty?
Speaker 2: Huh?
Speaker 16: Yeah? And so he like noticed what I was doing
Speaker 16: and he came over and you know, I was like,
Speaker 16: why are these empty? And like he finally came clean
Speaker 16: that he was just doing it to impress me, so to.
Speaker 3: Get in your pants.
Speaker 16: He also took on the boxes from like a church.
Speaker 3: I hate this guy, anti charity.
Speaker 1: Not a giver at all. Okay, well let's go, nor
Speaker 1: can you counter?
Speaker 10: So I ended up going king with the guy that
Speaker 10: I met on kinder.
Speaker 1: Date.
Speaker 10: Yeah, so no life. We are on the chair lift
Speaker 10: and he takes out his phone and tried to take
Speaker 10: a selfie with me and ends up dropping it over
Speaker 10: a restricted area below.
Speaker 17: So he freaks.
Speaker 10: Out, clips off his skis and jumps off of the list,
Speaker 10: immediately falls into a snow bank below, and then like
Speaker 10: pops up and is frantically searching for it and screaming
Speaker 10: for a house.
Speaker 1: What did you do?
Speaker 10: I skied down the mountain myself and drove home.
Speaker 7: Or it's not my problem, there's somebody else on the
Speaker 7: chair left behind me to do that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we're back to you, Michelle. What do you got right?
Speaker 16: So this guy asked if I wanted to go holiday
Speaker 16: shopping with him, and so he went him moll and
Speaker 16: we're like buying gifts for his nieces and nephews and
Speaker 16: everything's going great or having fun until this guy stops
Speaker 16: him and kind of gives me like a weird look,
Speaker 16: and then he asks, oh, how are your wife and
Speaker 16: kids doing?
Speaker 7: Oh my god, you were shopping for his kids.
Speaker 16: Yeah, not enough you, And so my Day looks at
Speaker 16: him and is like, oh, they're great. I'm just actually
Speaker 16: out shopping with the nanny right now.
Speaker 1: Oh the story, Oh ow, nannies are usually hot, so
Speaker 1: at least maybe you could take that as a let's
Speaker 1: keep it going. We're back to you, Nicole.
Speaker 10: I met a guy who's hinder profile was all pictures
Speaker 10: of his local pro hockey team.
Speaker 6: Okay, like he played hockey.
Speaker 10: Right, Yeah, So he offered me and a friend ticket
Speaker 10: to a game and was like, oh, you'll know which
Speaker 10: one I.
Speaker 1: Want that I'm the one that's scoring all the goals,
Speaker 1: being the hero.
Speaker 6: I assume at this point you'd already Google searched him.
Speaker 6: He was right.
Speaker 10: I mean, maybe not well enough because the entire first
Speaker 10: period I couldn't see him. But during the break, the
Speaker 10: zamboni driver starts like yelling my name, like.
Speaker 16: Hey, who over here to ball?
Speaker 1: We're onto the third and final round. Let's keep that
Speaker 1: sad holiday dating feeling going with Michelle.
Speaker 16: So the guy that I was sposed going to date
Speaker 16: asked if I wanted to like go on a sleigh ride,
Speaker 16: and I was like yeah, And I was excited because
Speaker 16: I've never like done that before. So we met at
Speaker 16: a public park and then when I met up with him,
Speaker 16: he was holding like a children's size slud, like a
Speaker 16: little two seater.
Speaker 1: That's quite a sleigh ride.
Speaker 16: And then he like whistles and like four neighborhood boys
Speaker 16: come out and they try and pull us around on
Speaker 16: this little flud. It lasted like two minutes before these
Speaker 16: kids got tired and gave up.
Speaker 1: Okay, okay, we got time for one story.
Speaker 10: A guy sent me his house address so that we
Speaker 10: could meet there and drive together for our date. But
Speaker 10: his dad answered the door and there's like Christmas music
Speaker 10: playing in the background, and I look behind him and
Speaker 10: there's like a whole party going on.
Speaker 1: Oh and you didn't know that was happening.
Speaker 10: No, no mention of that, And they like cheer for me.
Speaker 16: They're like, oh my god, he.
Speaker 6: Was a family party that you walked in on.
Speaker 10: Yes, it is a family party.
Speaker 1: Oh.
Speaker 10: My date comes up to me and he like whispers
Speaker 10: in my ear, don't leave. I'm gonna propose to you
Speaker 10: after the appetizers are finished.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, you left?
Speaker 10: Oh yeah, I snuck out the back immediately.
Speaker 1: A gage. That final means the match is over. Wow.
Speaker 1: Holiday Edition. About the tender dates. Let's go to the scorecards.
Speaker 10: Alexis, I'm going for Nicole with the Zamboni driver.
Speaker 1: I think she pussed out, all right, Jose.
Speaker 2: I have to go the last one, the engagement, So
Speaker 2: I'm going with nor.
Speaker 1: Norle to graduation. One of the saddest dating lives we've
Speaker 1: ever heard, at least around the holidays, So good for you.
Speaker 1: Remember you can always text into seven eighty five nine
Speaker 1: two if you have a horrible dating story, you could
Speaker 1: be on the next edition a bottle of the tender dates.
Speaker 1: Phone taps coming up.
Speaker 8: Next, Frooking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 1: Today, we're talking to a guy who's majorly stressed out
Speaker 1: because he gave his bank information to a scammer. Brook's
Speaker 1: husband this time. But they tried to wire money out
Speaker 1: of his account and the bank was able to stop
Speaker 1: most of it. Still, he lost two grands point. It's
Speaker 1: up to the bank on whether they refund him the
Speaker 1: two thousand dollars or just say sorry, you're out of luck. Well,
Speaker 1: this very important decision comes down to one person. Oh no,
Speaker 1: the branch manager and our own math wizard, jose Belagna.
Speaker 1: Hopefully he can stay focused and listen to this man's
Speaker 1: story without getting distracted by anything bright and colorful around him.
Speaker 1: We'll see how in your phone tap right now. Another
Speaker 1: on the twenties.
Speaker 2: Hello, good morning, this is Tom Morrow from a bank.
Speaker 2: I'm looking for a mister Charles.
Speaker 15: This is him.
Speaker 2: I'm calling about some fraudulent charges that were reported on
Speaker 2: your account.
Speaker 14: Yes, thank you.
Speaker 1: Yeah. So I see you've.
Speaker 2: Been talking with a few people and there was a
Speaker 2: disagreement about who's responsible.
Speaker 14: Well, yes and no, there's not really a disagreement. I
Speaker 14: know who's responsible.
Speaker 1: It's you, guys, sir. I understand you're frustrated. Okay.
Speaker 2: I'm the supervising branch manager, so I make the final decisions,
Speaker 2: and I would I would love to hear your side.
Speaker 2: That's why I'm calling.
Speaker 14: Okay, finally I'm speaking to somebody who actually make a
Speaker 14: freaking decision.
Speaker 1: So correct.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna take some notes.
Speaker 14: I got a phone call from someone saying it was
Speaker 14: bank and saying that there were some things going on
Speaker 14: they needed to validate a out number.
Speaker 1: So I'm sorry, can you hold on one second?
Speaker 18: What hey, excuse me over here?
Speaker 14: What is going on?
Speaker 1: He's coming?
Speaker 4: Yaya?
Speaker 19: Are you seriously stopping for I want a fuggy pop?
Speaker 1: I want one?
Speaker 19: You a child?
Speaker 7: No?
Speaker 8: Where are you going?
Speaker 14: Are you even at the bank?
Speaker 10: You're hitting you ice clean?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: No, I'm I'm just working from home today, so I'm
Speaker 2: on my porch taking calls, and you know, the ice
Speaker 2: cream guy came by and.
Speaker 14: Are you kidding me?
Speaker 2: Right now? I I apologize. I'm now. I'm one hundred
Speaker 2: percent though, So you go ahead and I will listen.
Speaker 14: It doesn't sound like you want to listen to me
Speaker 14: and my important complaints because you're sitting there trying to
Speaker 14: get ice cream.
Speaker 1: Right.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, I'm listening.
Speaker 1: Listen.
Speaker 14: I can hear the music.
Speaker 2: Hey, listen, I'm going up with the phone down for
Speaker 2: like a half a second. Okay, just in case he
Speaker 2: sees me. Hold on one second.
Speaker 18: No, no, hey, ice cream guy, do you have any
Speaker 18: strawberry shortcakes?
Speaker 1: Hey?
Speaker 16: Hey, straw.
Speaker 19: Please slipping Jon taking two thousand dollars away from me,
Speaker 19: and you're trying to get some freaking strawberry ice.
Speaker 8: Cream right out?
Speaker 2: Sorry, for some reason, I just have ice cream on
Speaker 2: the brain right now.
Speaker 19: It's just it's because you're out on the porch.
Speaker 14: Go inside, shut the door, close the windows, and you
Speaker 14: won't hear it anymore.
Speaker 2: Well, it's a very warm day, so I was hoping
Speaker 2: to get some you know, relaxing. I was to get
Speaker 2: some ice cream. Actually, hey, oh my god, what is
Speaker 2: your problem?
Speaker 1: Come on, I'm standing on my porch waving with my shirt.
Speaker 2: Off, and you're not stopping.
Speaker 14: How do you run a bank.
Speaker 3: Oh, don't leave.
Speaker 19: Hey, Hey, hey, I was talking to you.
Speaker 2: Hello, I'm back, I'm back. Sorry. You were saying you're
Speaker 2: having an issue with with money or something.
Speaker 19: You don't even remember what the hell we were talking about.
Speaker 2: I remember something about strawberry shortcake ice cream.
Speaker 14: Listen, I'm in.
Speaker 1: Is that what the.
Speaker 2: Scammers bought with the money that was stolen?
Speaker 9: You know what you need to do?
Speaker 19: Transfer me, Please, transfer me to somebody inside their own house,
Speaker 19: not craving ice cream.
Speaker 18: Hello, Budgie Bo, Budgie Buddy, I'm gonna catch you now.
Speaker 18: You come back here, don't you speed up.
Speaker 14: It's a freaking circus. I'm done. I'm done.
Speaker 2: I'm sorry, man, I can't rEFInd your money. I don't
Speaker 2: work for the bank.
Speaker 1: I work for a radio station. Why this is all
Speaker 1: prank call from your business partner, Jason?
Speaker 14: Oh have to do with this?
Speaker 2: Oh, he's the one who set you up for this
Speaker 2: prank phone call? Man, Jason, you just got phone tap man.
Speaker 2: You're on Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 19: Jason, if you're listening to this right now, I am
Speaker 19: going to drive an ice cream truck and park it
Speaker 19: in front of your house and twenty four sec Oh.
Speaker 1: Don't get mad at Jason. Man.
Speaker 2: He was just trying to make you laugh. He told us,
Speaker 2: you've been super stressed out about these fraud charges. Man,
Speaker 2: he just wants you to laugh.
Speaker 1: He said, you're really upset.
Speaker 14: I was wondering why Bank Energy was acting like a
Speaker 14: six year old.
Speaker 2: I wish I was acting like a six year old.
Speaker 2: They got the ice cream and I did it.
Speaker 14: That's why you got a trip them.
Speaker 8: Wake up every morning with phone taps, weekday mornings on
Speaker 8: the twenties, freaking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 1: Three things you'll find in today's second date update judges,
Speaker 1: jury's and a whole lot of witness tampering going on
Speaker 1: by me.
Speaker 3: What I didn't even get it.
Speaker 1: I'm not even sure what that means. I could really
Speaker 1: use a good tampering right about now. Yay, okay, I
Speaker 1: don't know. But once the dust settles and the gavel
Speaker 1: has banged out its final bang, we're gonna find out
Speaker 1: if we can get one young man who's obsessed with
Speaker 1: true crime another romantic hangout.
Speaker 3: Oh okay, we just need to get you some action. Yes,
Speaker 3: it's a lot going on for you.
Speaker 1: Get your gavels ready for banging. With your second date
Speaker 1: update next second date of day. A truly romantic person
Speaker 1: can make a date night out of literally any situation,
Speaker 1: and that's why for their third wedding anniversary Broken, her
Speaker 1: husband emptied the septic tank together at her parents' log cabin,
Speaker 1: which set the mood us right.
Speaker 2: I hope you didn't go rolling around in the mud.
Speaker 3: If you know what, I get your waiters on. Honey,
Speaker 3: it looks like there's a clock.
Speaker 1: And that's how her son Alder came to be.
Speaker 2: No, don't ever tell him.
Speaker 5: The tree roots that were causing the problems.
Speaker 1: We were listeners. Jeremy says he came up with a
Speaker 1: pretty unique date idea that he doesn't thing has ever
Speaker 1: been done before. And I'm wondering, Jeremy, was raw sewage
Speaker 1: involved in your date night? Or are you not as
Speaker 1: romantic as brook is?
Speaker 15: Maybe not as romantic as all that.
Speaker 5: Get there someday meet the one to aspire.
Speaker 1: But tell us about the lady that you met. What's
Speaker 1: her name?
Speaker 15: Sure, her name's Tessa. We met through a dating appay,
Speaker 15: like a lot of people my age do.
Speaker 5: Now, how long did you guys like text or d
Speaker 5: M before you met up?
Speaker 15: We were talking for about like three to four weeks.
Speaker 8: Long time.
Speaker 15: Wow, I've been single for a little bit and we
Speaker 15: really connected over true crime podcasts. I'm really into it.
Speaker 1: Okay, so not so much like raw sewage as like
Speaker 1: human blood and internal organs. See, it's still sexy in
Speaker 1: a way.
Speaker 7: I think it's gross.
Speaker 1: Okay, So you both bonded over true crime? Okay, how
Speaker 1: do you.
Speaker 6: Make a date out of that?
Speaker 11: Though?
Speaker 5: Are you going to listen to a podcast together?
Speaker 15: Actually that's where this is going. So, you know, since
Speaker 15: we're both into true crime, I have this idea of, like,
Speaker 15: why don't we just go to the courthouse, you know,
Speaker 15: and like just sit in on like actual trial.
Speaker 5: Oh my god, you know, real trials are real boring.
Speaker 1: Alexis just first thought. Guy wants to take you to
Speaker 1: a courthouse sexy or no.
Speaker 5: Not sexy if the guy's a lawyer.
Speaker 2: I was going to say, Rich, wait, what's the case?
Speaker 8: Like?
Speaker 6: Am I into it? Like the drama?
Speaker 5: You know?
Speaker 1: The person on trial? I mean, what was it?
Speaker 7: Like?
Speaker 14: Well?
Speaker 15: It was actually really boring?
Speaker 7: Yeah, how long did you guys stay?
Speaker 15: We sat in on one trial and it wasn't like
Speaker 15: obviously like a murder case or something really huge. It
Speaker 15: was just domestic assault kind of thing, and that was boring.
Speaker 3: No, it's depressing.
Speaker 7: Yeah, like you're on a first date talking about relationships
Speaker 7: and then you're seeing the worst of the worship.
Speaker 1: On the bright side, it makes you look really really
Speaker 1: good as an option romantically. It's like, at least it
Speaker 1: couldn't be that bad.
Speaker 2: At least I'm on this side of the jail center.
Speaker 3: They stayed through the whole thing.
Speaker 15: We like hopped around, you know, we actually sat in
Speaker 15: another one and again it was just like a traffic violation,
Speaker 15: so nothing exciting going on there.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's like three hours, Like, yeah he was jaywalking.
Speaker 5: Yeah, this is hot.
Speaker 15: We went to the cafeteria in the courthouse and we
Speaker 15: just had some lunch.
Speaker 2: I've actually heard doing the segment what You're in the
Speaker 2: Courthouse that the that the caveatiers are pretty fire. Like
Speaker 2: they have nachos and pizza slices and stuff.
Speaker 5: Yeah, pretty fire for like stadium fear sountains.
Speaker 2: Again, like people can make a romantic date of anything.
Speaker 3: You're on a date.
Speaker 15: What was her reaction, Well, she seemed to be like
Speaker 15: kind of bummed out and everything, like she was on
Speaker 15: her phone quite a bit. I guess you didn't find
Speaker 15: it as interesting as well. You know, it's like, not
Speaker 15: my fault. I wilsh Courthouse has had more stuff going on.
Speaker 15: I can't control that, you know, So you needed.
Speaker 7: To be more like murder entertainment like they do on
Speaker 7: podcasts and TV.
Speaker 2: That's what I'm saying. The irony is like you like
Speaker 2: true crime podcasts, but you don't like true crime like
Speaker 2: in real life.
Speaker 1: Well, I hope you went on Yelp and left a
Speaker 1: bad review for where's the romantic atmosphere in here?
Speaker 6: Were you guys able to get back on track?
Speaker 8: Ever?
Speaker 15: Not really? I mean I suggested, like, hey, do you
Speaker 15: want to go like see him move or something? Instead,
Speaker 15: it was still early afternoon, so we had the whole day,
Speaker 15: and she's like, oh, I got the single on later
Speaker 15: day with my friends, so I'm not available.
Speaker 2: I mean after a few hours you kind of that's
Speaker 2: your window.
Speaker 5: Well interesting you suggested another activity where you just sit.
Speaker 15: And not talk again. I'm now just seeing that.
Speaker 1: So yeah, clearly a few regrets. Looking back on your date,
Speaker 1: I mean, how did it end?
Speaker 15: I just kind of petered out, you know, just said
Speaker 15: all right, well, I'll catch you later. Just like I
Speaker 15: kiss on the cheek and I haven't really gotten I mean,
Speaker 15: she's kind of responded my text, but very short answers,
Speaker 15: not really engaging, you know, kind of putting off another date.
Speaker 15: So I just I need to kind of win her back.
Speaker 15: Do you guys have any ideas, like date night ideas
Speaker 15: or something.
Speaker 5: I was going to ask you what you do differently
Speaker 5: if you got another chance.
Speaker 15: I don't think we'd obviously go to the courthouse again
Speaker 15: unless there's something really juicy.
Speaker 1: No, there's no thank you.
Speaker 15: You know what if it been like one of those
Speaker 15: Netflix true crime stories that we happen to be like
Speaker 15: a part of that history, that would have been a
Speaker 15: game changer.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I think that happens at the local court.
Speaker 1: But at least now we have something to work with.
Speaker 1: We're gonna google some of the biggest crimes that have
Speaker 1: happened locally in our area, and maybe we can send
Speaker 1: you to one of those court cases. When we get
Speaker 1: her on the phone, let's just.
Speaker 5: Go with drinks. Maybe you guys should just go get drinks.
Speaker 1: We'll start with drinks, then we'll build up to the
Speaker 1: really romantic stuff and we'll do your second date update right.
Speaker 15: After this cool.
Speaker 1: Hold on, Wow, what a great idea for a first date.
Speaker 1: If you're into true crime, just head right to the
Speaker 1: source and bring your special lady down to the courthouse
Speaker 1: so the two of you can laugh and make fun
Speaker 1: of the criminals being prosecuted for low level misdemeanors and
Speaker 1: then share a hot kiss during the sentences.
Speaker 3: Is that pro a basic?
Speaker 1: And they didn't get to the sentencing party.
Speaker 5: Before, That's why they didn't kiss.
Speaker 1: I'm just saying, where's that suggestion in Cosmo Magazine's Hot
Speaker 1: Date Night Tips.
Speaker 6: It's probably there, to be.
Speaker 1: Honest, probably because that's really where Jeremy took Tessa the
Speaker 1: other day for their first meetup, because the two of
Speaker 1: them bonded over true crime documentaries while they were talking
Speaker 1: online and thought it might be fun to show up
Speaker 1: to a real one. They quickly realized court isn't quite
Speaker 1: as exciting as it seems on the Netflix shows and
Speaker 1: Judge Judy, so the romance never really materialize. Yeah, and
Speaker 1: he's just really hoping for a redo.
Speaker 15: Not right, Jeremy, Yeah, that's exactly right. I'm hoping for it.
Speaker 7: I don't think you should beat yourself up over this, though,
Speaker 7: because it was I mean, Tessa was into it too,
Speaker 7: like it was your decision together.
Speaker 5: It sounds like to go to it. So maybe she's having.
Speaker 7: The same regret right now, like, ah, if we would
Speaker 7: have done something different, it would have worked out. We
Speaker 7: did it, I know, because because they had bad vibes,
Speaker 7: you know, like the vibes could never get on, so
Speaker 7: you don't want to call people back after that.
Speaker 2: Maybe a little nudge.
Speaker 1: From us, or possibly she fell in love with the defendant,
Speaker 1: those bad boys. They always.
Speaker 2: Three years for him to get out.
Speaker 6: The bailiffs.
Speaker 2: Make good money.
Speaker 15: That better than not. It happened that bailiff was at
Speaker 15: least sixty so.
Speaker 1: Doesn't stop Alexis. But we'll see what Tessa has to say.
Speaker 1: I'm in a call her number right now, right.
Speaker 15: All right? Cool?
Speaker 1: Hopefully she answers. Let's see, hopefully she's not missing.
Speaker 16: Hello.
Speaker 1: Hey is this Tessa? Yes, Hey, Tessa, what's up? My
Speaker 1: name is jeff from a radio show called Brook and
Speaker 1: Jeffrey in the Morning and a podcast.
Speaker 5: She's really familiar with podcasts. Podcast you want to bring
Speaker 5: that up?
Speaker 7: What show are you calling from?
Speaker 1: It's called Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.
Speaker 17: I don't I don't know what that is.
Speaker 2: We're on radio, we're on podcasts or on YouTube, We're
Speaker 2: all over the place.
Speaker 5: You should listen.
Speaker 17: Radio still exists.
Speaker 3: Oh okay, you know what hurts? That hurt? Tessa? That
Speaker 3: was like right in my heart. Okay, that was not
Speaker 3: called for, and yes it does.
Speaker 1: That was a first degree stabbing, wow, right in public.
Speaker 2: But that's also why we have a podcast.
Speaker 1: We're going to forgive you though, if you can give
Speaker 1: us some answers that we've been looking for to help
Speaker 1: out our listener named Jeremy.
Speaker 17: Wait, Jeremy the guy I went on a day with.
Speaker 1: That's right, Ye, you do remember.
Speaker 17: Why did he call you?
Speaker 1: Well, because he had a well, I can't even say
Speaker 1: he had a great time. He told us that you
Speaker 1: two met up the other day at a courthouse for
Speaker 1: a date, and even he admits that maybe it wasn't
Speaker 1: the best date idea.
Speaker 7: You thought it was a good idea going in as well,
Speaker 7: right to do the courthouse thing since you both like
Speaker 7: true crime, He said.
Speaker 17: Well, okay, so just for doing this. I definitely was
Speaker 17: open to the idea because we certainly have the podcast
Speaker 17: thing in common. But yeah, I mean it was pretty
Speaker 17: snoozefest I'll admit.
Speaker 1: He feels really bad that he went through with that
Speaker 1: and wants to switch things up for another meet up,
Speaker 1: something more exciting. Uh some hesitation, though.
Speaker 17: From you it sounds sick. Didn't give you all the details.
Speaker 5: I mean, he said, you guys went and ate in
Speaker 5: the cafeteria. Was that lame because that sounds kind of lame.
Speaker 17: I mean, I was like, probably the least concerning part
Speaker 17: of the day, lunch was fine.
Speaker 3: Oh there was a concerning part.
Speaker 16: Oh yeah, what was that?
Speaker 17: I don't know if I was going to get him
Speaker 17: in trouble. But the minute we got there, he was
Speaker 17: like immediately like, oh, let's go to the third floor.
Speaker 17: And I was like, oh, have you.
Speaker 1: Been here before?
Speaker 17: Do you like do this often?
Speaker 3: Okay?
Speaker 17: And he's like, I've been here before. I was involved
Speaker 17: in a Ponzi scheme when I was younger, so I
Speaker 17: had a trial up on the third floor. I know
Speaker 17: that they do some good trials up there.
Speaker 2: Scammer.
Speaker 1: We didn't get that detail when we talked to him.
Speaker 6: Wow, and it's honest, but he so casually dropped.
Speaker 5: It like it didn't mean anything to him.
Speaker 17: Yeah, I mean I guess like he kind of explained
Speaker 17: that like he got accused that he wasn't convicted of anything.
Speaker 3: Okay.
Speaker 17: He just was like, yeah, I know my way around
Speaker 17: since I've been here before.
Speaker 5: Okay, so he was innocent. So is it just that
Speaker 5: history that turned you off?
Speaker 17: Okay, you want to talk about history? So the first
Speaker 17: trial was boring, so we left and he was like,
Speaker 17: let's go down the hallway to this other room. He's like,
Speaker 17: I know this one. I had to go to this trial.
Speaker 6: For a different reason.
Speaker 1: He's had to go to court multiple times.
Speaker 17: God, because he was caught passing bad checks and it's
Speaker 17: all for.
Speaker 3: Like, boy doesn't have a lot of money.
Speaker 1: So is that something that turns you on or turns
Speaker 1: you off? Because now I'm kind of getting interested.
Speaker 17: Oh because I was like, oh, so you've been to
Speaker 17: court twice and he's like, oh yeah, in my twenties,
Speaker 17: I like found myself on the court system quite a bit.
Speaker 17: He's like, I even got wrongly accused of simple assault
Speaker 17: in a park fight.
Speaker 6: What what?
Speaker 7: It's never good when the person's always wrongly accused, Like
Speaker 7: if it's like you're.
Speaker 3: Multiple over and over again.
Speaker 5: At some point the accusations were probably.
Speaker 1: It sounds like he's just in the wrong place at
Speaker 1: the wrong time, all the time, every place.
Speaker 17: I'm like, maybe there should be a podcast about him, like.
Speaker 1: We're doing it right now. Oh no, I gotta tell
Speaker 1: you Jeremy's been there.
Speaker 15: Hey, Tessa, there he is.
Speaker 7: Man.
Speaker 3: That sounds like a hardened criminal.
Speaker 15: I'm not breaking the law right now, I promise you that.
Speaker 15: And as I said before, I had a pretty wild
Speaker 15: time in my teens in my twenties, but that's all
Speaker 15: in the past and change.
Speaker 13: Man.
Speaker 15: Yeah, I am a James man, and I mean I
Speaker 15: was honest with you, and I let that part of
Speaker 15: my life available to you, and I thought you might
Speaker 15: connect and be sympathetic because you're into true crime.
Speaker 17: But I don't know. That's a lot. That's a lot
Speaker 17: like how did you get reformed? Did you get some
Speaker 17: sort of help or therapy or something, because that seems extreme.
Speaker 16: To go through.
Speaker 17: I don't quite believe that you're fully changed. I mean,
Speaker 17: do people ever really change?
Speaker 3: Whoa do?
Speaker 15: Wow, that's a very cynical view of things, and it
Speaker 15: seems very judgmental of you right now.
Speaker 17: Actually, I've never been arrested for anything, so I can't imagine.
Speaker 1: You're like, oh, that's a good point.
Speaker 2: Some people completely change around.
Speaker 12: Jef.
Speaker 5: I did a guy that was a convicted grand theft auto.
Speaker 3: He had that, and that was It's.
Speaker 1: Not something that most people around bragging about.
Speaker 5: I just say it didn't divine who he was.
Speaker 7: He made a bad choice when he was young, like
Speaker 7: that happens.
Speaker 5: He had a pretty good explanation for everything.
Speaker 1: Are you still with him?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 1: Weird? Why not want to date the grand theft auto guy?
Speaker 3: I mean there are some other Maybe you.
Speaker 1: Should practice what you preach, Brooke.
Speaker 5: I didn't break up with him because of his felony.
Speaker 1: Overall, Tessa, it sounds to me like Jeremy is being
Speaker 1: upfront with you at least about his past. He's not
Speaker 1: trying to hide it from you. He's putting it all
Speaker 1: out there.
Speaker 15: I'm literally broadcasting it on the radio now apparently.
Speaker 7: Yeah, and listen, anyone on the run would not go
Speaker 7: to the courthouse, Okay, if.
Speaker 5: He was wanted for something, that's not what he would do.
Speaker 17: Sure, Yeah, But how do I know that? I don't
Speaker 17: know that for sure. Like maybe he's like going to
Speaker 17: these courtrooms to like learn about how he can be
Speaker 17: better at crime. I don't know.
Speaker 15: How you approach every man is there's a potential that
Speaker 15: things can go bad.
Speaker 17: Therefore, on the American every man has been a Ponzi scheme.
Speaker 3: And try things work.
Speaker 1: In his defense, he was absolved of every crime he
Speaker 1: got accused of so until proven guilty, and I would
Speaker 1: like to give him the chance to prove just how
Speaker 1: boring he really is by sending you on another date
Speaker 1: with him, and we would pay for it.
Speaker 15: You know what, I'm want to jump in here. I'm
Speaker 15: going to go ahead and pass myself.
Speaker 1: Oh he's very bad boy, jumping into saying I don't
Speaker 1: play by the rules of the radio anymore. I want
Speaker 1: to do it my way.
Speaker 17: Thank you for declining me, because I was about to.
Speaker 17: I didn't want to have to hurt your feelings, but you
Speaker 17: just showed your Wow.
Speaker 1: Look at that. A guy commits a few, several dozen
Speaker 1: crimes in his life and suddenly he's labeled a bad guy. Wow,
Speaker 1: I guess dismiss We need a gavel. I don't have
Speaker 1: a gavel. I have a tape dispenser in here. So
Speaker 1: there you go, court dismissed. That just broke the tape dispenser.
Speaker 1: Look what you did, Jeremy. You broke my tape to.
Speaker 2: Put his wonted poster on our walls.
Speaker 1: To the tame rook Jeffrey in the morning. You know,
Speaker 1: I'm trying to think about what would have made that
Speaker 1: courtroom date even worse than it already was. Is there
Speaker 1: anything worse than admitting to all the times you've ever
Speaker 1: had to make an appearance in the courtroom before that moment?
Speaker 5: Well, I mean, if you're at the place where it happened,
Speaker 5: how could it not be top of mind?
Speaker 2: For Yeah, I've been here many times.
Speaker 1: This brings back so many happy memories for me.
Speaker 5: Actually, use the bathroom on the second floor much nicer.
Speaker 1: And maybe if the guy at the metal detector was like,
Speaker 1: oh hey, Bob, good to see you again. You forgot
Speaker 1: these and handsy, some like iron knuckles, then it could
Speaker 1: have been worse.
Speaker 5: Iron knuckles.
Speaker 3: I think that's what he means.
Speaker 1: Ard Streets Brass doesn't do the trick on this body.
Speaker 1: But I mean, other than that, I think it's safe
Speaker 1: to say room first date, cross that one off of
Speaker 1: your date list.
Speaker 2: Ideas, Yeah, if anyone else is thinking about it, there.
Speaker 7: Yeah, there's one guy that's like, dang it.
Speaker 1: But you know what, whatever your first date is, whether
Speaker 1: it was romantic or just super boring. We want to
Speaker 1: help you out. You can always email the show. We'll
Speaker 1: call that person who is in calling you back. And
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Speaker 8: Com Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.
Speaker 1: Grocery stores, barber shops, unisex, highway rest stops.
Speaker 2: WHOA what are they all have in common?
Speaker 1: Christmas music? I have to whistle it at some of those. Okay,
Speaker 1: holiday music is everywhere right now, But do you know
Speaker 1: the exact titles of your favorite holiday songs? You might
Speaker 1: think you do, and maybe you're going to be better
Speaker 1: than our host at identifying them when we play a
Speaker 1: brand new special Christmas edition of Riffing Around, test your
Speaker 1: Christmas music knowledge coming up. You think you love the holidays, Well,
Speaker 1: now's your chance to prove it with a brand new
Speaker 1: Christmas edition of r Around.
Speaker 20: Are you for some Riffing Around where I played the
Speaker 20: instrumental the famous holiday song that you've probably heard played
Speaker 20: nine hundred thousand times at your local shopping center and.
Speaker 1: You just have to tell me the name of it.
Speaker 1: In theory, this should probably be the easiest Riffin segment
Speaker 1: that we've ever done on the show, because these songs
Speaker 1: have basically seeped into your bones at this point, but.
Speaker 2: It's always like a like a mental block.
Speaker 1: Yeah say the word.
Speaker 5: And it's like you only get the instrumental.
Speaker 12: If I had the lyrics where I was repeating the
Speaker 12: name of the song over and over again, I would
Speaker 12: obviously know and.
Speaker 1: We would never play that edition of the game.
Speaker 5: That's I would like, Jeffrey, We're.
Speaker 1: Gonna find out who is going to be declared the
Speaker 1: King or Queen of Christmas on this show and have
Speaker 1: the honor of wearing the magical Santa Hat of Happiness today.
Speaker 1: Couldn't trademark that, And there's something sticky inside of it too,
Speaker 1: so you enjoy it. Let's find out who is gonna win.
Speaker 1: We're gonna start with Alexis name. This famous Christmas tune.
Speaker 3: Isn't it around the Christmas?
Speaker 8: Oh?
Speaker 1: That's an the Christmas Tree?
Speaker 3: That was easy.
Speaker 7: They lull us into a false sense of hope by
Speaker 7: giving as.
Speaker 1: Don't go squeeze on me this early. I will start
Speaker 1: deducting points before we even get to show some respect
Speaker 1: to the host. We're on the Jose, this magical Hat
Speaker 1: of Happiness isn't gonna wear itself. Okay, you gotta earn it.
Speaker 1: Christmas classic.
Speaker 2: You're a mean one, mister green Inch?
Speaker 1: Is that your real guess? Can you steal it?
Speaker 12: That's what I thought it was at first, too, because
Speaker 12: when you're too happy for a mean one, mister Grinch, Okay,
Speaker 12: just block him out, block him out.
Speaker 1: We need a guess.
Speaker 7: Five seconds walking in the winter water land, No, alexis
Speaker 7: getting my head.
Speaker 6: It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas.
Speaker 1: Not Michael boul made it extra special. Alexis has jumped
Speaker 1: out to to nothing nothing lead. If you were around
Speaker 1: when most of these were released, this should be easy
Speaker 1: to name this famous Christmas song.
Speaker 6: Chestnuts roasting on open fire?
Speaker 1: Right, That's actually not right. It's the Christmas song, but
Speaker 1: we'll give you credit for chestnuts roasting all an open fire. Experts,
Speaker 1: It's called the Christmas Song by Nat King Cole. But
Speaker 1: I'm being merciful.
Speaker 3: This Christmas, Thank you, thank you.
Speaker 1: We're on a round to the score. Surprisingly, Alexis is
Speaker 1: in the lead. Surprise, Brook has one. Jose still has
Speaker 1: zero elections. Okay, try and keep the magic of Christmas
Speaker 1: alive here by getting this song title right.
Speaker 8: Oh, I don't.
Speaker 3: Jingle rock.
Speaker 1: Coal and they're stalking for that guest. That is wrong, Jose,
Speaker 1: can you steal it?
Speaker 7: Wrong? Okay, Holly Jolly Christmas, Jeff, Holy.
Speaker 1: Jolly Christmas, Burl Eyes.
Speaker 2: So literally all Christmas songs use the same instruments words.
Speaker 1: I get it. Now we're back to you, Jose. Here
Speaker 1: you go, let's go. What Christmas song is this?
Speaker 3: Oh, the first noel?
Speaker 1: Of course, you need the first noel from the eighteen hundred.
Speaker 2: No, it's my second.
Speaker 1: All right, Jose's finally on the board. Brooke, this is
Speaker 1: your chance to jump into the lead. Okay, you could
Speaker 1: be the Christmas Queen if you get this one right.
Speaker 3: Oh, it's Charlie brown One.
Speaker 1: That's the movie that it's from. But what's the name
Speaker 1: of that song?
Speaker 6: I'm gonna say, Christmas time is here?
Speaker 8: Yes, that.
Speaker 1: Is here, bro amazing jumped into the lead with three
Speaker 1: correct At the end of round two, Alexis, you're in
Speaker 1: second place with two Jose taking up the rear with one.
Speaker 2: Hey, taking up the rear is not a bad thing, Alexis.
Speaker 1: Here we go. What song is this?
Speaker 7: Oh?
Speaker 4: Oh, what the name of it?
Speaker 1: That's right? We need the correct title.
Speaker 7: Of these right.
Speaker 3: I don't know.
Speaker 1: That you're looking like someone's gonna help together.
Speaker 3: Get you up.
Speaker 6: Let's get the lyrics.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you're just right together, just right? Yeah, yeah, you
Speaker 1: already hit the button slave Ridettes.
Speaker 6: I was testing you, Jeff.
Speaker 1: Wow, Okay, you tied it up. Now, congratulations, Jose, still
Speaker 1: pulling up the rear here. But you can get back
Speaker 1: into it if you get this Christmas song correct.
Speaker 2: City Side walks, Maybe I.
Speaker 6: Don't even trust your lyrics anymore.
Speaker 2: Sidewalks?
Speaker 1: There are you guessing? City side?
Speaker 2: I remember sidewalks?
Speaker 5: Holler?
Speaker 1: We need a guess here? Silver bell, Silver Bell, famously
Speaker 1: done by Dean Mark and well done, Jose. This is
Speaker 1: the tightest edition of Riffing Around we've ever gone. Alexis
Speaker 1: and Scrooge mcbrook tight at three, Jose has two.
Speaker 7: I'm going for the Queen of Christmas to get rid
Speaker 7: of that Scrooge thing that you keep waving.
Speaker 1: This is your chance, okay, to become the Queen of Christmas. God.
Speaker 5: Actually, my heart is really beating.
Speaker 1: Fast, isn't. You can get it right, You will win.
Speaker 1: Name this Christmas classic?
Speaker 18: What is this?
Speaker 3: Is it not? Jingle bolls?
Speaker 7: Oh?
Speaker 1: I got it? But you are Jewish like me. So
Speaker 1: you got an excuse not to know these Alexas.
Speaker 18: Stealing a willing Very Christmas, Jose.
Speaker 1: If you get this, it's for twenty times total.
Speaker 2: Guess isn't Grandma got rid over by Rainey.
Speaker 1: Went that Patsy, the Floozies of Jersey and the new
Speaker 1: King of the Holidays down the magically.
Speaker 3: Jolly Jose, You're right, kid, we have to live win
Speaker 3: every game.
Speaker 1: I'm a special a right, Brooke, You're back to scooge
Speaker 1: make Brooke for taking away all your points down to
Speaker 1: zero again. Congratulations, Jose, I'm jeff Toasty chessnut de.
Speaker 8: Bo brooking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 1: Brook. You're going for five wins in a row today.
Speaker 19: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you're gonna be taking on the tie master Scott
Speaker 1: from Seattle, who has tied you every single time that
Speaker 1: he's played this game.
Speaker 3: I thought you just meant he could do a real
Speaker 3: good wins or not.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he just enjoys tie food that much. Welcome, Scott,
Speaker 1: Thank you.
Speaker 21: Actually, what I've done, I've picked my three favorite neck
Speaker 21: ties and I'm wearing them as a symbol of my
Speaker 21: desire to win today.
Speaker 1: And that's all I'm wearing for he's more tie than
Speaker 1: man today.
Speaker 3: That is a visual I got to tell you though.
Speaker 3: It strengthens me.
Speaker 21: Oh the problem is my middle school a requested bacon
Speaker 21: for breakfast and the pants heating up and it's starting
Speaker 21: to sizzle around.
Speaker 1: Did say he's only wearing the three ties?
Speaker 2: Bacon's not a good thing to cook.
Speaker 1: Dude, Here we go. We already send Brooke out of
Speaker 1: the studio, and you have thirty seconds answer as many
Speaker 1: questions as possible. If you don't know when, you could
Speaker 1: say past. But you have to beat broke out right
Speaker 1: to win. Are you ready?
Speaker 21: Ready?
Speaker 1: All right? Here we go. Your time starts now. Today's
Speaker 1: National ice Cream Day? Which founder is Older Ben or
Speaker 1: Jerry Ben? In politics, floatus stands for what.
Speaker 21: A first lady of the first lady of the United States?
Speaker 1: What's the plural form of the word fish?
Speaker 14: Fish?
Speaker 1: Labor Days always celebrated on the first Monday of which month?
Speaker 21: September?
Speaker 1: What NBA team plays their home game at Madison Square Garden? Uh? Nick,
Speaker 1: all right, I got that answer, and let's bring Brook
Speaker 1: back into the studio and Scott, do you have a
Speaker 1: favorite holiday tradition that you like to do every year?
Speaker 21: I absolutely do. It's pouring a nice tall cup of
Speaker 21: Bailey's over ice on Christmas morning.
Speaker 3: I heard a different word I.
Speaker 8: Every day.
Speaker 3: We thought you were referring to maybe a paid website.
Speaker 1: An adult website.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and they do have a lot of Christmas spirit
Speaker 2: there too.
Speaker 7: Yes.
Speaker 6: And the lady's name Bailey.
Speaker 8: Yeah, there you go.
Speaker 1: No, no, you said pouring a glass of very delicious Yes, okay,
Speaker 1: all right, let's move forward.
Speaker 3: I mean he's naked. I'm thinking of it. What is
Speaker 3: wrong with me today?
Speaker 19: I know.
Speaker 1: We're not really in the holiday spirit. We're in some
Speaker 1: sort of spirit. All right, Brook, it's your turn? You ready? Yeah,
Speaker 1: your time starts now. Today is National Ice Cream Day?
Speaker 1: Which founder is older banner Jerry Jerry. In politics, floatus
Speaker 1: stands for what first Lady of the United States? What's
Speaker 1: the plural form of the word fish?
Speaker 3: Fish?
Speaker 1: Labor Day is always celebrated on the first Monday of which.
Speaker 3: Month, September?
Speaker 1: What NBA team plays their home games at Madison Square Garden, Celtics.
Speaker 1: Which famous movie villain had a sidekicked named Mini me?
Speaker 6: Oh awesome powers?
Speaker 1: All right, we're gonna cut you off there. Time to
Speaker 1: go to the scoreboard. And see how you did with Jose.
Speaker 1: You gotta help me, help them, help you, help me,
Speaker 1: help you.
Speaker 13: Scott, you got for correct today many dude, and brook
Speaker 13: yep you got also follow the time master strikes again.
Speaker 3: Time Do we have the same brain?
Speaker 5: Is that what it is?
Speaker 19: I guess?
Speaker 16: Yeah?
Speaker 1: All right, go into your closet and find a fourth
Speaker 1: tide to put around your neck. Buddy, Let's go over
Speaker 1: the answers here. Today's National ice Cream Day. Between Ben
Speaker 1: and Jerry. Jerry is the older founder four days older twins. Almost.
Speaker 1: In politics, floatus stands for a First Lady of the
Speaker 1: United States. The plural of fish is fish.
Speaker 2: I both got that I would have overthought it and passed.
Speaker 1: Labor Day is always celebrated on the first Monday of September.
Speaker 1: The New York Knicks play at Madison Square Garden, and
Speaker 1: the famous movie Villain with the Sidekick Minime that's Doctor
Speaker 1: Evil judges here. At one point in the third movie,
Speaker 1: Mini Me is Austin Power's sidekick.
Speaker 9: But Austin Powers was never a villain in that movie,
Speaker 9: so doctor is the correct answer, all right.
Speaker 1: So Scott oh Man tied again, unfortunately, so we can't
Speaker 1: give you any money. But we'll be back to play
Speaker 1: wind Brooks Bucks same time tomorrow
Speaker 8: Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.