Speaker 1: Welcome the guys.
Speaker 2: We find the Anti slut Shaming Podcast. I'm Christina Hudgins,
Speaker 2: I'm Karen.
Speaker 1: Fisher, and I'm gonna your boy friends. We're going up
Speaker 1: to its flooding, your horning and your shame.
Speaker 3: Hey you was what?
Speaker 2: Yes?
Speaker 1: Okay, talk about fucking.
Speaker 4: Hey fuckers, how you do and where are you been?
Speaker 4: You know, on your treadmill? You do any spreadsheets? Fucking
Speaker 4: Take a second and listen to this very exciting episode. Guys,
Speaker 4: we fucked.
Speaker 2: It's the Anti slut Shaming Podcast. I'm Karen Fisher, I'm
Speaker 2: Christina Hutchinson.
Speaker 1: Oh, welcome to the show.
Speaker 2: If you wann't wait wait, this is this week's right yeah,
Speaker 2: So if you are in Chicago now, if you're in
Speaker 2: Chicago right now, I'm headlining at Zeni Chicago tonight two
Speaker 2: shows and tomorrow Saturday, the sixteenth, two shows.
Speaker 1: It's me Chloe La Branch, Eric Freddy.
Speaker 2: If it's not sold out already, grab a ticket because
Speaker 2: it's gonna be a hot one, motherfuckers.
Speaker 1: It's gonna be a hot one.
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Speaker 1: Current Fisher tickets. I want them right now.
Speaker 2: If you want to email us, it's uh, sorry about
Speaker 2: last night's show at gmail dot com. Make that subject
Speaker 2: line pop like this one. This one says having her
Speaker 2: peace sucks. All right, here's a stand. I started listening
Speaker 2: to your podcast over the pandemic. Loved it so much.
Speaker 2: I went back and listened to all the episodes. Great podcast,
Speaker 2: but you never mentioned.
Speaker 1: Her bee lies. We had a whole dedicated to that.
Speaker 2: I know Erica Spara literally has a podcast about having
Speaker 2: her pies. But which is why we're not going to
Speaker 2: step on her tur first of all, because you know
Speaker 2: that's her thing.
Speaker 1: She went out and got it.
Speaker 4: No, I mean like she put in the worst said,
Speaker 4: dear God, you want herpes please?
Speaker 1: What am I going to do?
Speaker 2: Just we're write a bunch of jokes about it and
Speaker 2: do it myself. No, she earned that, so and that's
Speaker 2: not and we're talking about a bunch. Yeah, over the years,
Speaker 2: we've talked about a lot. You didn't go back far. Now.
Speaker 1: I had a whole episode where we read emails from
Speaker 1: people with herpes.
Speaker 4: I remember that very clearly, because I had a friend
Speaker 4: at the time who had it, and she was like,
Speaker 4: can you talk about this because yeah.
Speaker 2: We've done almost six hundred episodes, so I don't expect
Speaker 2: to help you, but but to make to make a
Speaker 2: claim like this having not listened to all of them audacious. Yeah,
Speaker 2: not not uncalled for a great podcast. But you never
Speaker 2: mentioned herpe is the thing a third of people have,
Speaker 2: or some percentage close to that. No one wants to
Speaker 2: admit it. That's also not true anymore. So how could
Speaker 2: we ever? Oh and we had Joe liston to talk about.
Speaker 4: There's a lot wowoo, herpies is everywhere in our podcast.
Speaker 1: You just got to look harder. It's riddled with herpes.
Speaker 2: No one wants to admit it, so how could we
Speaker 2: ever know the actual percentage? There is a dating site
Speaker 2: for people with herpees?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 1: We had the guy on who has who? Who created?
Speaker 4: Yeah we did that second that's studio were working on
Speaker 4: the show.
Speaker 1: I like this.
Speaker 2: We're actually much coverage we gave this topic, and how
Speaker 2: great and inclusive we are.
Speaker 4: In depth psychological analysis of the herpes.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Oh, there's a dating site for people with herpes? Yeah,
Speaker 1: we know, talk to the oh we know the guy.
Speaker 2: There's a dating site year however, there is barely anyone
Speaker 2: on it because no one wants to admit it.
Speaker 1: No, I just don't.
Speaker 2: I think that that website just needs more money for advertising.
Speaker 1: I don't know. That's truly scary that.
Speaker 2: No one wants to admit it. Just I mean, based
Speaker 2: on the people that we know, is just untrue.
Speaker 1: Get fuller friends. That's also probably because we are mining
Speaker 1: for content constantly. Got her piece. It's gonna be a
Speaker 1: great bit, so we desperately need it.
Speaker 4: But half the people have blurred out their photo to
Speaker 4: hide their identity.
Speaker 1: You're gonna what on the fucking how do I choose?
Speaker 1: You want to dating?
Speaker 2: I have herpees and also I'm not letting you see
Speaker 2: my face. I could be ugly and have herpes bomb
Speaker 2: bomb bomb. Oh no, my experience with herpes has been awful.
Speaker 2: Someone started fucking me but wouldn't go in all the way.
Speaker 2: They were a condom, but didn't want any part of
Speaker 2: their dick to touch me the bottom of the condom.
Speaker 2: When I realized what was happening, he replied, what, I've
Speaker 2: never had sex with someone with herpes?
Speaker 1: Oh, I mean, if educated just don't do it. Yeah,
Speaker 1: don't have sex, you know, don't don't have halfh sex
Speaker 1: with someone with herpes. That's rude.
Speaker 4: Another just imagine, Oh god, it's like, but why do
Speaker 4: you agree to this? Is this how you feel to
Speaker 4: this guy wants to fuck so bad he'll do just
Speaker 4: the tip a little bit while crying, Oh my god,
Speaker 4: and I'm praying that he's not.
Speaker 1: It's probably the only time he's ever prayed.
Speaker 2: Another person suggested only having anal sex to avoid catching herpes.
Speaker 4: Not true if you listen to any of it. Was
Speaker 4: in the twenty seven episodes on her which we are
Speaker 4: going to release on the whole Ark Channel.
Speaker 1: We are releasing a Herpees Hallmark Collections, a Hallmark Christmas
Speaker 1: Herpees edition. Gout fucked.
Speaker 4: Yeah No, you could absolutely get anal herpes.
Speaker 1: Are you kidding me?
Speaker 2: We've talked about that a lot. Yeah, it seems like
Speaker 2: someone like gay man. Okay now, but some shitty situations
Speaker 2: could go on forever. Therapists have helped me find tactics
Speaker 2: for telling people, but that doesn't stop people from being
Speaker 2: an asshole. Every person I tell is hearing the herpes
Speaker 2: talk for the first time. So I'm one of the
Speaker 2: very few people who admit it. Where do you live
Speaker 2: not Alaska? Yeah, my long term partners have accepted it.
Speaker 2: But once the relationship fizzles out, I'm stuck with the
Speaker 2: same herpes confession all over again.
Speaker 1: But that's like you're having to get to know somebody
Speaker 1: else all over again.
Speaker 2: But that's how it does tell people that I'm a bitch.
Speaker 2: I mean, yeah, it doesn't get easier, but it's oh,
Speaker 2: we are.
Speaker 4: Yeah, having to sit through Hey, I want to talk
Speaker 4: to ghosts and I love aliens, but I'm not that weird.
Speaker 1: It's yeah, it's a lot. It's a lot that dating
Speaker 1: is hard.
Speaker 2: So the human condition. I often go months and months
Speaker 2: without sex. I get more depressed as the time passes,
Speaker 2: and eventually I don't even feel like touching myself.
Speaker 1: I end up dating down or to well a woman
Speaker 1: don't do that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I end up dating down or choosing people who
Speaker 2: aren't on my level just so I can have sex. Well,
Speaker 2: that's just you're not choosing them, you're fucking them. Yeah,
Speaker 2: so stop calling casual such choosing people.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you're just fucking some do That's fine.
Speaker 2: It's like I'm such a great catch for them, so
Speaker 2: they don't care about the herpes. Well, I love that. Cool,
Speaker 2: You've made it work. I don't like them, and it's sad.
Speaker 1: Really, you know, it's not you want to fuck in life.
Speaker 2: You're not gonna like everyone you fuck if you're gonna fuck,
Speaker 2: if you want to fuck as much as you're really fuck,
Speaker 2: if you're not gonna And that's the true people with
Speaker 2: or without herpes.
Speaker 1: Okay, yes, I got at least it's.
Speaker 2: Almost like, at least you have the herpes to excuse
Speaker 2: yourself from the list of people.
Speaker 1: What's my excuse?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 1: Yeah, what what was my excuse? You're not a true whore? Yeah?
Speaker 4: If you haven't had sex with somebody you don't like, yeah,
Speaker 4: thank you.
Speaker 2: Put it on a mug get it out for the holidays.
Speaker 2: Can it be a shaky one with glitter?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 1: I also go a little herpes sequence. Yes, who cares.
Speaker 2: I also go on dating apps so I can sex
Speaker 2: with one and then I discover then I disconnect from
Speaker 2: them after I come.
Speaker 1: I do that with my AI boyfriend.
Speaker 2: No herpes talk needed for that, I agree.
Speaker 1: I feel although we handle it.
Speaker 2: Well at that, yeah, I feel like we're I feel
Speaker 2: like we're fucking speaking the same language here, but you
Speaker 2: feel sad about it. I wish more people discussed it,
Speaker 2: and again, well you'll find out when we released the
Speaker 2: DVD collection. I wish more people discussed it and the
Speaker 2: media didn't portray it incorrectly. I haven't really seen a
Speaker 2: lot of media coverage on herpes in the past ten years,
Speaker 2: because ever I thought everyone was just like, okay with it. Now, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: you can't get herpes from sharing a drink or a joint. Okay,
Speaker 2: this is stuff that we knew from like when when
Speaker 2: Paris Hilton stepped in a puddle and thought she got AIDS.
Speaker 1: I think we cleared this all up, you know, skins.
Speaker 4: Just think the monumental episode of The Fucking Nicole Show.
Speaker 1: What was it? The Harrison Nicole is alive and simple.
Speaker 2: It was, yes, skin diskin contact where an outbreak is happening.
Speaker 2: That's how it's spread. I'm attractive, a great dancer. Well, listen,
Speaker 2: I didn't want to contract herpes. But man, can this
Speaker 2: woman can wiggle.
Speaker 1: That's a different story. I think you don't know how
Speaker 1: to sell yourself to straight men.
Speaker 4: I've never heard be like, listen, I'm a great dancer.
Speaker 1: She's not a looker.
Speaker 2: But she's a dancer. Yeah, if that doesn't mean stripper,
Speaker 2: I'm out. Yeah, I'm attractive that men like that. A
Speaker 2: great dancer, that's her gay men and have a great
Speaker 2: stable career that's from women, And that's.
Speaker 1: Actually hurting you. Yeah, more than the herpes.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Christine is so right. They don't care about the herpes.
Speaker 2: They don't like the stable corrier.
Speaker 1: She thinks she's better than me with the job.
Speaker 2: I attached your photo so you can see how beautiful
Speaker 2: and fit I am.
Speaker 1: What do you want? Sentence feels weird.
Speaker 2: She's holding a bunny. I hope you don't hold that
Speaker 2: bunny on the dating app pics.
Speaker 1: That's too much. I like the bundy though. We'll show
Speaker 1: you later.
Speaker 2: Yeah, the only problem in quotes is that I have herpies.
Speaker 1: Not to be rude, I'm sure you have other besides her.
Speaker 1: Definitely you have other problems. It just see it. I
Speaker 1: have other problems. I have other problems. Yeah.
Speaker 2: I would actually go say maybe the herpies is the
Speaker 2: least of your problem, but really it's not. Everyone fucking
Speaker 2: lies about it. Any ideas to help you are appreciated.
Speaker 2: I'm losing hope. Okay, Okay, So you just have to
Speaker 2: not let these bitches get you down.
Speaker 3: Man.
Speaker 1: Who are wait?
Speaker 2: Who always you're saying other people have herpes? She's in
Speaker 2: La based off of that photo. For sure, anybody has
Speaker 2: herpes in La.
Speaker 1: It's riddled with herpes.
Speaker 4: And also to this is a great That's what I
Speaker 4: told my friend at the time. It's a great litmus test.
Speaker 4: And there's there's this amazing, magical trick that does not
Speaker 4: take a product. It does not you don't have to
Speaker 4: spend any money to do it, and you will become
Speaker 4: instantly attractive.
Speaker 1: Okay, I'm gonna let you. I'll wat you in on
Speaker 1: a little secret.
Speaker 4: You just have to not give a fuck and that
Speaker 4: person won't give a fuck.
Speaker 1: Okay, And if they do give.
Speaker 4: A fuck, you go, oh cool, you give a fuck,
Speaker 4: but I don't, Bye bye, And then you don't.
Speaker 1: You don't get mad at them.
Speaker 4: They can give a fuck if they walk to But like,
Speaker 4: easy peasy girl, I just have to say it like
Speaker 4: it's not a big deal.
Speaker 2: I believe what Christina is suggesting is called colloquially mind games.
Speaker 2: So you have to walk around and be like like
Speaker 2: if someone says like, oh, you have herpes, ill just
Speaker 2: be like, sorry, Oh, I don't know, you're a fucking loser.
Speaker 2: I don't know you're a fucking loser with a little dick.
Speaker 2: Only I heard, I read a studied that I said,
Speaker 2: only little dick.
Speaker 1: I just go far, I just start making up shit.
Speaker 1: Probably don't do that, but yeah, I mean you just
Speaker 1: have to say say it like it doesn't matter.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 2: And the thing is, you get you told us that
Speaker 2: your long term partners have never cared, right, Yeah, so
Speaker 2: and so that's fine. So you're so for long term relationships,
Speaker 2: you're making the correct decisions.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 2: I also probably wouldn't want to contract herpes by fucking yes,
Speaker 2: that's okay.
Speaker 1: That's it's a tough It is a tough ass.
Speaker 4: Well say it's a tough ass tough.
Speaker 6: As in my experience, I don't think a lot of
Speaker 6: men care all that women care way more than the men.
Speaker 6: So maybe that's what this is.
Speaker 4: It's all you in your head and maybe these men
Speaker 4: actually don't care, and you're assuming they do.
Speaker 6: I have slept with many women with herpes, and women
Speaker 6: that I were like seeing and women that I was
Speaker 6: not seeing.
Speaker 1: Her hero when you see the picture, he goes, I
Speaker 1: fucking love sinking show you know men.
Speaker 2: Will have herpes as a kink. First of all, really,
Speaker 2: I'm sure.
Speaker 6: Yeah, I'm I'm sure, Just like I think there's enough
Speaker 6: knowledge out there that that, yeah, we know that if
Speaker 6: we wear a condom and you're not having an outbreaking an.
Speaker 2: Outbreak, yeah, so yeah, so you have you have to.
Speaker 2: I hope you're not having outbreaks often and you're doing
Speaker 2: the meetings that you need to do in your life
Speaker 2: and then so that you're healthy and you feel good
Speaker 2: at everything. But also there's something about this email that
Speaker 2: makes me think like you are living in the past,
Speaker 2: not that other people are living.
Speaker 4: That's what I think, because you're very defensive aboutymore this
Speaker 4: last this last paragraphm attractive. I'm a great dancer, a
Speaker 4: great stable career. I have photos so you can see
Speaker 4: how beautiful and fit I am. It's like you're trying
Speaker 4: to convince us that you feel this.
Speaker 1: Way about yourself. You know what I think it is Christina.
Speaker 2: I think she's convinced herself that it is herpes because
Speaker 2: it's something else and that will hurt your feelings less
Speaker 2: because she has no control. You have no control over
Speaker 2: the herpes, but you have control of every other aspect
Speaker 2: of your personality.
Speaker 1: It's hard. That's harder work to do.
Speaker 2: There's something else going on, and that you're not attracting
Speaker 2: the mates that you want and you're not having the herpes,
Speaker 2: and it's not the herpes. It's something else, and you
Speaker 2: have you have decided that it is the herpes because
Speaker 2: that's easier.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and it is.
Speaker 4: It is easier. You live in a place with palm trees.
Speaker 4: Everybody around you as herpes. Okay, so it's not that. Yeah,
Speaker 4: that's a really good point. That's a really good point.
Speaker 1: It's a hunt. That's definitely. Guys, come see these good
Speaker 1: points on the road.
Speaker 4: Okay, Well, New Year's Eve that's the first we're going
Speaker 4: date wise.
Speaker 1: So yeah, so Chicago this now, Yes, Chicago literally now
Speaker 1: I'm not Danny's I'm in.
Speaker 2: Chicago right now, December thirteen, sixteenth at Zany Chicago.
Speaker 1: Yes.
Speaker 2: And then next one his show is New Year's Eve,
Speaker 2: December thirty first me Christina, the Whole Gang, a lot
Speaker 2: of great comics, New York Comedy Club, six pm, Near
Speaker 2: Comedy Club, East Village Crin Fisher's more bid New Year's Eve.
Speaker 2: It'd also be Ryan Long justin Silver John Campanelli, Danny Poulis,
Speaker 2: Chuck Coyla branch On that show.
Speaker 1: Hell yeah.
Speaker 4: And then January fourth, fifth, sixth, New Brunswick, I'm gonna
Speaker 4: be headlining the Stress Factory. And then this is very
Speaker 4: exciting January twentieth. Finally, there's been so many optical obstacles
Speaker 4: to the stuff I've been working on lately.
Speaker 1: Oh, I was wondering about that.
Speaker 4: So wait, what is my new show with h with
Speaker 4: Daniel Pinchback. He's an author, He's wrote all these books.
Speaker 4: He's a very smart person. He's wrote like a lot
Speaker 4: of books. He's uses words that I couldn't even read.
Speaker 4: I didn't even know were words. We calls the show Hi,
Speaker 4: it's all about I'm using the show as a funnel
Speaker 4: for my obsession with the UFO UAP phenomenon. People have
Speaker 4: talked to aliens, people playing, They've been abducted, death, near
Speaker 4: death experiences, medium ship, psychic phenomena, levitating off the ground,
Speaker 4: all the shit, the healing power of psychedelic drugs. I'm
Speaker 4: so excited for the show we are having January twentieth.
Speaker 4: There's not a ticket link laire yet, but I want
Speaker 4: you to save the date. January twentieth, which is a Saturday.
Speaker 4: I think it's gonna be seven thirty. We are doing
Speaker 4: a live kickoff show episode of Wait What with Myself,
Speaker 4: Dan New pinchback and very special guest man you love
Speaker 4: very much John Ronson.
Speaker 1: Yeah. I was just thinking about him the other day.
Speaker 1: I miss him so much.
Speaker 4: The Menoster Goats is a crazy book and a crazy topic,
Speaker 4: and I emailed him because Daniel is a fan of his,
Speaker 4: and I'm like, oh, I know him, He's great. Yeah,
Speaker 4: and then he's like, oh, maybe we'll come on and
Speaker 4: talk about psychic phenomena. So I asked somebody. He's like,
Speaker 4: oh my god, I would love to. I've seen some
Speaker 4: crazy shit. And I was like, damn yes, and I
Speaker 4: I'm especially, like I said, there's no ticketing, yeah, but
Speaker 4: there's going to be. I especially want to come because
Speaker 4: we're doing like a town hall thing at the end.
Speaker 4: Anybody has experiences with psychic phenomena, with aliens, with any
Speaker 4: of that ship, this is the fucking space to tell you, girl, okay,
Speaker 4: because I want to know because I'm taking a remote
Speaker 4: viewing class and I'm really interested in psychic phenomena. I
Speaker 4: don't have any, but I'm excited. So I'm so upset.
Speaker 4: That's finally, that's like a day for men. I love
Speaker 4: because I was like, I was like January twentieth. I
Speaker 4: was like, I want to come, but what does that say?
Speaker 2: And then I was like, there's a fucking Dan Byrnon
Speaker 2: concert that day too, But that is wow.
Speaker 4: You know the location of this and MCM Productions. I'm
Speaker 4: going to do it at their at their studio.
Speaker 2: Okay, well maybe I can. The time. I mean, you
Speaker 2: don't need to change the time. I mean, what happen
Speaker 2: between five and midnight?
Speaker 1: Because I don't give the thing is it's great night
Speaker 1: for you.
Speaker 2: I already turned down a road gig because of this
Speaker 2: dan Byrn concert, right, I need them switch to the date. Well,
Speaker 2: the thing is he's just never yeah not only not
Speaker 2: only is he performing in New York, he's performing literally
Speaker 2: in my neighborhood.
Speaker 1: Oh that's so special. So yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, that's yes.
Speaker 1: I had to go.
Speaker 2: But John Ronson I was just thinking about because his
Speaker 2: son Joel is very active on my Instagram, and I
Speaker 2: love I listened to uh Young like early twenties, I
Speaker 2: listened to you listened to Joel Ronson's music.
Speaker 1: A lot. It's on my favorite.
Speaker 4: Playlist between twenty one and twenty four. I think, so,
Speaker 4: hi'd you sound Johnny. Let's make it a family affair.
Speaker 7: Hi dad?
Speaker 1: Oh my John Ross is my daddy. Now sorry that
Speaker 1: my crush. Now he's my father in law, John ronson everybody.
Speaker 1: That's an ultimate confisher move. That's the ultimate fission move.
Speaker 1: But yeah, save the day. That's going to be.
Speaker 4: And we're also trying to get either psychic medium to
Speaker 4: be there to do readings for the audience.
Speaker 1: Uh, there's a lot of there's a lot of options
Speaker 1: of actual ones.
Speaker 4: I kind of also want to get a pet psychic
Speaker 4: to read Kevin, but like, no one else is gonna
Speaker 4: care about that except me.
Speaker 1: I think that would be fun. I think it'll be fun.
Speaker 4: But we're gonna get somebody in addition to John, We're
Speaker 4: gonna have somebody that has like a powerful psychic power
Speaker 4: to demonstrate it for us.
Speaker 1: So or somebody's been aducted by aliens. There are a ton.
Speaker 4: And some of them are weird ast shit, but then
Speaker 4: some of them are like, yeah, I think you were
Speaker 4: abducted by aliens. And then February ninth and tenth Hasburg
Speaker 4: Kites New Jersey Bananas Comedy Club.
Speaker 1: I'm headlining, and then motherfucking Valentine's Day. What are you doing?
Speaker 1: Are you in Los Angeles, California? Oh?
Speaker 4: You are on Valentine's Day because guess what, Current Fisher
Speaker 4: and myself are doing a show at the main room
Speaker 4: in the Comedy Store.
Speaker 1: Oh it's going to be the best NNE of your life. Guys,
Speaker 1: we fuck comes back to the Comedy Store.
Speaker 2: Baby Valentine's Day twenty twenty four, and then February twenty
Speaker 2: ninth through March second, I believe that is. I'm in Washington,
Speaker 2: d C headlining DC Comedy Loft, and.
Speaker 4: Then March twenty second, twenty third, Springfield, Missouri the Blue Room.
Speaker 2: And I also I have a bunch of not a bunch,
Speaker 2: but like a handful of more dates for twenty twenty
Speaker 2: four that I'll be in some places. I don't want
Speaker 2: a list of cities yet, just in case, because I
Speaker 2: don't have the contracts yet. But there's a list of
Speaker 2: cities that you guys will be happy that I will
Speaker 2: be appearing in. Shortly, all right, I want to can
Speaker 2: I do something before Yeah? Okay, so this is I
Speaker 2: got you a little holiday gift, Mike, but there is
Speaker 2: something for me in it too, so you need you
Speaker 2: to open it on air and if you could really
Speaker 2: play to the camera.
Speaker 1: Yes, all right, let's see it. Merry Christmas night. Christina
Speaker 1: is gonna have a snack, all.
Speaker 6: Right, so let's see all right now, all it's a
Speaker 6: perfectly centered big is it a perfectly centered gift?
Speaker 1: I mean, I guess we'll see family business. Look right
Speaker 1: into the camera. Really let them know, just for all
Speaker 1: your shopping needs.
Speaker 2: Perfectly Centered nineteen eighty nine, Palm Ra Avenue, Larchmont, New York.
Speaker 2: Thank you that rent is not cheap town very expense
Speaker 2: of rent. Jodana Rivers still live there. That doesn't go
Speaker 2: for my rent?
Speaker 1: Yes, yes, cameras on me. Really smile, play it up.
Speaker 1: You know, we HAVECT excited.
Speaker 2: Let them know what it's like getting a gift from
Speaker 2: Perfectly Centered nineteen eighty nine.
Speaker 6: Look, you know they are cards. It's a holiday megabox
Speaker 6: from Tops.
Speaker 8: This rocks.
Speaker 2: Okay, it's it's so cute because I was looking through these.
Speaker 1: And I saw this, like.
Speaker 2: Like Aaron Judge ornament, and I was like, Mike needs
Speaker 2: to have one of these.
Speaker 8: Is that what this is? This is an ornament.
Speaker 2: Well no, no, no, no, no, no, Like it was like
Speaker 2: a card ornament. Like so there's different cards, but they're
Speaker 2: like holiday themes.
Speaker 1: Can put them on.
Speaker 2: It was like an Aaron Judge snowflake, and I was like,
Speaker 2: Mike needs this. Yeah, yeah, because this is the kind
Speaker 2: of these these boxes, like they kind of like you got.
Speaker 1: To kind of buy them during the holiday season.
Speaker 2: It's like an advent calendar, like it kind of loses
Speaker 2: its luster on jan one, you know, or on December
Speaker 2: twenty six, I guess it.
Speaker 1: Loses its luster.
Speaker 8: Yeah, yeah, no, but still this is fucking sweet.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 6: I know you want to know, I love you know,
Speaker 6: I love you know that we've had conversations.
Speaker 8: I've been wanting to be a patron of Well, you.
Speaker 2: Said you wanted to get back into collecting, and I said,
Speaker 2: what better time than the holidays to get back into
Speaker 2: someone that you love perfectly censored.
Speaker 1: What's the address? Eighty eight?
Speaker 4: Yeah, you'll see it because it's it's a Fisher family
Speaker 4: business since nineteen eighty nine.
Speaker 1: You'll yeah, already business.
Speaker 8: Pull that off.
Speaker 1: By the way that I got nineteen eighty nine, I mean,
Speaker 1: was did you do that on purpose?
Speaker 6: No?
Speaker 2: But I did take it as a sign, Elliott, but
Speaker 2: then you know, when my dad was dying, everything was
Speaker 2: a sign. Well obviously because I was because I was
Speaker 2: grasping a straw.
Speaker 1: Every bird made on contact with you.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so everything, everything was a message and a voice.
Speaker 2: So we had a we had a disconnect from that
Speaker 2: a little bit and heel. Yeah, but it's also Taylor's.
Speaker 1: Was the best album, so I also thought it was.
Speaker 8: There's a lot of yeah, a lot of kismet.
Speaker 1: So can you just look at.
Speaker 2: The camera, hold it up and say, I love my
Speaker 2: Holiday mega box from perfectly my top's Holiday mega Box.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 6: Hi, I'm Mike Coscarelli and I love my Holiday megabox
Speaker 6: from Perfectly Centered. And while we're here, I'm going to
Speaker 6: use this time to make a big announcement. Yes, I
Speaker 6: have officially announced my candidacy in the Central Park. Would
Speaker 6: that league for twenty twenty four loser, I'm going to
Speaker 6: be a free agent. I've been I've been working it
Speaker 6: out with the base Baseball Baseball. I thought it was
Speaker 6: a made up game that I'm working out with the
Speaker 6: Poncho Coambre.
Speaker 1: So what you're available for a team?
Speaker 2: Is this?
Speaker 1: What this means?
Speaker 8: That's right.
Speaker 1: Adult sports is the ship. Yeah, I know it keeps
Speaker 1: you fit, but also your mindset s. Yeah, we're going
Speaker 1: to see you still hit the curve.
Speaker 4: Rejects who never made the pros. But honestly, it's so funny.
Speaker 4: This league so fun It has former pros.
Speaker 6: I'm going to get smoked, I'm sure, but it has
Speaker 6: former pros all levels from high school.
Speaker 1: To former pros. So yeah, high school damn.
Speaker 8: Yeah, like guys that played in high cool, Like I.
Speaker 2: Did, I see that's really cool feeling. I actually feel
Speaker 2: like John CAMPBELLI would like that too.
Speaker 8: Sign.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he needs an activity that he was involved. Do
Speaker 1: you want baseball baby? Yeah, just like like a like
Speaker 1: a everybody a hobby. Oh yeah, John was like a fan.
Speaker 1: He got injured.
Speaker 4: I like, otherwise I think you probably would have gone
Speaker 4: pro your birthday weekend once.
Speaker 1: Yeah. I think there was a lot that bird, Yeah,
Speaker 1: there was. It was just a shoating brunch listening to John.
Speaker 8: That was great though.
Speaker 1: That was like, well the first out of COVID, right,
Speaker 1: like we're like, can we go somewhere?
Speaker 8: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Right?
Speaker 1: We went. Yeah we went to the cap Upstills, Yeah,
Speaker 1: Cools Hotel.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I think Adult sports is where it's at. Every
Speaker 4: man should be in then because any forged friendships. Yeah,
Speaker 4: and men don't have enough friends. And then you stay
Speaker 4: physically fit and then your mind.
Speaker 1: It's a good idea and you.
Speaker 2: Know where you can forge mail friendships. Perfectly Centered Bomber Avenue, Large,
Speaker 2: New York. You can follow us on Instagram at Perfectly
Speaker 2: Centered store.
Speaker 1: Do you ship? Uh?
Speaker 4: We well, we'll have a we have an e base
Speaker 4: or we have an E based that's right. I remember
Speaker 4: when I took Grandly to the store and John was there.
Speaker 4: He was like doing all this eBay stuff and yeah.
Speaker 4: People come in and ask me, oh, I could just
Speaker 4: get this on Eve and he's explaining to me.
Speaker 1: I'm like, yeah, that is frustrating.
Speaker 2: Sometimes people though we'll DM me. They'll see like one
Speaker 2: five dollars item and they're like, can you ship? If
Speaker 2: I veno you can I ship this to you? And
Speaker 2: I go no, I've already done more than five dollars
Speaker 2: worth of.
Speaker 8: Work, seven dollars worth of shipping.
Speaker 1: I think people don't understand, like the cost.
Speaker 4: I'm not desperate to sell you something. If it means yes,
Speaker 4: spending money, it's sweet because they want to support, but
Speaker 4: I think.
Speaker 1: I was like, oh, okay, they don't.
Speaker 2: This is the one place where I actually like men
Speaker 2: better than women because women have no idea for the
Speaker 2: most part.
Speaker 1: I'm not a wing comedy club.
Speaker 2: Women have no idea of the value of baseball cards.
Speaker 2: They'll come in and they're like, I want to get
Speaker 2: my uh son an extravagant and gifts.
Speaker 1: I go, awesome, how old is see in? What's your budget?
Speaker 2: And she'll be like he, you know, he's whatever the
Speaker 2: age in ten twelve. And they'll be like, my budget
Speaker 2: is twenty dollars and I go, well, dude, let's delete
Speaker 2: extravagineat It's like from before get okay, women, you're not
Speaker 2: going to Sephora and spend under thirty dollars ever.
Speaker 1: So it's kind of like that, well that's why I
Speaker 1: kind of say it.
Speaker 2: I'm like, I know you so much money on but
Speaker 2: it's like like it's like it's like the same way.
Speaker 1: Like you know, buying a Louisvton bag.
Speaker 2: It's like, well, this is the Louis Aton bag, and
Speaker 2: you know, just like a Louis Aton bag can maintain
Speaker 2: its value, so can a lot of these cards. I
Speaker 2: was like it, actually, yeah, it is a pretty good
Speaker 2: investment and it's also fun. Man, baseball cards have been
Speaker 2: a solid investment for a long ass time. Yeah, I know,
Speaker 2: I like love collecting, Like I really have like a
Speaker 2: close relationship with it. So it just like pisses me
Speaker 2: off when people are like why, I'm like, I'm like,
Speaker 2: can be thousands of dollars? I'm like, I don't know
Speaker 2: what you think. Like a baseball card used to be
Speaker 2: a nickel okay, yeah, and everyone used to and black
Speaker 2: people used to have to drink in a different water fountain.
Speaker 1: Like what's your point?
Speaker 2: You know, Like it's like we need to progress at times,
Speaker 2: Like what a crazy point of view to have about
Speaker 2: Like things should always be how they were, No, they
Speaker 2: should have they should progress and things should get better
Speaker 2: and we should treat people nicer.
Speaker 8: Yeah.
Speaker 6: Well the other thing, I mean, the thing that I
Speaker 6: love about baseball cards as somebody that so I one
Speaker 6: of the things that I put on my wall when
Speaker 6: I moved into my new apartment was I got a
Speaker 6: case that I put on the wall, and I had
Speaker 6: a bunch of my dad's old baseball cards and some
Speaker 6: of the ones that I had from when I was
Speaker 6: a kid, and like binders and stuff, and I started
Speaker 6: looking through them and putting them on display, and I
Speaker 6: was you just start realizing that some of these cards
Speaker 6: and my dad has this really cool Hank Aaron card.
Speaker 6: I don't know if it has any actual monetary value.
Speaker 6: It's kind of beat up, but it's awesome. It's something
Speaker 6: that made it through into my apartment from like the
Speaker 6: early nineteen seventies, you know. And when you think about that,
Speaker 6: like when I see some of these older cards online,
Speaker 6: like to think that you could try and track down
Speaker 6: a card that like, you know, made it through time too. Yeah,
Speaker 6: from like nineteen oh eight or something.
Speaker 1: Pretty cool.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it was in the hands of all these like
Speaker 4: excited kids and adults, and yeah, I think, but yeah
Speaker 4: that memorabilia, sports memorabilia makes so much sense to me.
Speaker 1: That never that never perplexed me. I love my sports.
Speaker 1: Are sports a glove? Someone? You that's so cool? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Sign collecting shit is yeah, don't even get me started.
Speaker 1: Super cool. Yeah that's great. Yeah, I want well, wait,
Speaker 1: I'll talk about that the next time. I just want
Speaker 1: to make sure that no, that's it.
Speaker 2: Oh well, the one the last one thing I wanted
Speaker 2: to talk about then was well we we put out
Speaker 2: this morning the guy. The video based on the clip
Speaker 2: from the New York Times article about why less people
Speaker 2: are getting married, and it was an opinion piece on
Speaker 2: you know, saying, well, ask women who are dating why
Speaker 2: the marriage rate is getting lower and lower.
Speaker 1: And we've had a lot of comments.
Speaker 2: We specifically clipped the part where I was talking about
Speaker 2: the creative writing essay where uh it was high school school,
Speaker 2: I think it high school aged high school age guys
Speaker 2: and girls were asked to write a piece from the
Speaker 2: perspective of the opposite sex, like what a day in
Speaker 2: their life would be like, and how many of the
Speaker 2: male students either kind of did it so resentfully or
Speaker 2: refused to do the assignment at all. And I was
Speaker 2: talking on the show about how that really upset me.
Speaker 2: That's specifically that part of the article is what upset me.
Speaker 2: And there look in the comments, there's a lot of
Speaker 2: men kind of reinforcing with their comments exactly why the world.
Speaker 1: You know.
Speaker 2: One guy just wrote, well, maybe it's that women aren't
Speaker 2: funny because I said this, this is also I think
Speaker 2: why men don't appreciate female comedians and instead of him like,
Speaker 2: instead of him even stepping back for a moment and
Speaker 2: analyzing perhaps the reason I don't find female comedians funny
Speaker 2: is because I've never thought what their life is like,
Speaker 2: or I'm not interested in hearing their perspective. He just goes, well,
Speaker 2: you know, maybe it's actually because women aren't funny, and
Speaker 2: it's like this is just not just not true.
Speaker 1: Attack why do you waste your time?
Speaker 2: And one of the most interesting comments I thought was
Speaker 2: a woman said that it made her think about what
Speaker 2: a French doctor and writer his name is Baptiste Bilau
Speaker 2: said when he was speaking about emotional labor and other
Speaker 2: topics similar to that. The quote is what many men
Speaker 2: call love is just a situation that is comfortable for them.
Speaker 2: And I was like, oh, that is so spot on,
Speaker 2: Like what a succinct way to really capture this. You know,
Speaker 2: I'm sure some of you are tired of it, but
Speaker 2: it's hard to be right and you got to really,
Speaker 2: uh keep knocking on doors and letting people know, just
Speaker 2: like the Mormons. Yeah, I really do feel like that
Speaker 2: sometimes I feel like that. I'm like i feel like
Speaker 2: I'm just like letting people know, Like, no, this is
Speaker 2: the truth.
Speaker 4: People don't want to hear it because it's it's uncomfortable,
Speaker 4: it's inconvenient.
Speaker 2: It's an inconvenient truth, absolutely, especially because for you know, women,
Speaker 2: we've been sold this romantic notion. But I was also
Speaker 2: talking about with my therapist this week. One of the things,
Speaker 2: one of the AHA moments that I gave to her.
Speaker 1: Oh, it's very reciprocal. It's very reciprocal therapy. Mine is not.
Speaker 2: So I give her a lot of moments too, And
Speaker 2: I was kind of saying, like, what I realized is
Speaker 2: that a lot of my struggles in dating and why
Speaker 2: I kind of like don't see things the same way
Speaker 2: other people do, or like maybe have complaints that other
Speaker 2: people that come off to other people as like, you know,
Speaker 2: bitter or something. It's because I many people are looking
Speaker 2: for a partner, and there's nothing wrong with that, but
Speaker 2: that is the disconnect. I am not looking for a partner.
Speaker 2: I'm looking for a soul maid or nothing.
Speaker 1: Okay.
Speaker 2: And so if you're looking for a partner, that great,
Speaker 2: but that's like a different set of rules that you're
Speaker 2: gonna have to follow. I don't need a support system.
Speaker 2: I don't need I have all that in my life already.
Speaker 2: I just like I need a soull mead or nothing,
Speaker 2: and she was like, oh my god, She's like you
Speaker 2: just you just captured what I've been thinking about myself.
Speaker 2: And that's like standing for convenience. Yeah, well, or dating
Speaker 2: because you want something, you need someone to go through
Speaker 2: life with them. There's nothing wrong with that. I just
Speaker 2: don't need that.
Speaker 1: Or I have other people.
Speaker 4: You want to go through life and somebody who doesn't
Speaker 4: just absolutely excite you, that's crazy.
Speaker 2: Well, I mean you can find excitement and other in
Speaker 2: other people in your life, you know.
Speaker 1: I just like on a person I spend most of
Speaker 1: my time with me, you gotta be thrilling. I think
Speaker 1: you learn to love them.
Speaker 2: It's more like an I guess, like an arranged marriage,
Speaker 2: which is highly successful.
Speaker 4: Partnership, Yeah, a partnership. It's like I already all the
Speaker 4: partnerships in my life. I already have them, right, I
Speaker 4: already have a look, I have a partnership. It's not
Speaker 4: like that I'm not good at partnerships, right right, I've
Speaker 4: already done that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, you know, like we, like we talked
Speaker 2: about before, we have a partnership that's longer than most
Speaker 2: people's marriage. Baby, So we've done that part, you know,
Speaker 2: it's not like we're unable to bond. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: And so I was, Yeah, I thought I thought that
Speaker 2: was that extremely interesting.
Speaker 9: Yea.
Speaker 4: And I think there's also a thing probably when when
Speaker 4: when people don't want more for themselves and they're they
Speaker 4: they're confronted confronted with the person who does want more
Speaker 4: for themselves. A lot of times that person's initial reaction
Speaker 4: is like, fuck you, what's you're selfish?
Speaker 1: Right?
Speaker 2: Like, And I live in a I've lived a life
Speaker 2: where I've always wanted more for myself and it's always
Speaker 2: made people mad, Like starting from when I was a
Speaker 2: little girl and I said I'm going to be a
Speaker 2: big star and they said, but what if you're not?
Speaker 1: And I said, I'm.
Speaker 4: Gonna then the global warman is gonna get as sooner
Speaker 4: than I thought, Yeah, what's gonna happen?
Speaker 2: Yeah, And I think the same thing is like, okay,
Speaker 2: so and even when you look at most relationship experts,
Speaker 2: they're giving it advice from the perspective of like or
Speaker 2: they're giving advice to people who mostly are seeking partners. Yeah,
Speaker 2: you know when they give it, when they give the advice,
Speaker 2: they're they're giving you advice because that's why your advice
Speaker 2: isn't super. They're saying, you know, stop thinking in such
Speaker 2: a lofty manner, because they're helping you find a partner.
Speaker 1: They're not helping you find a soul made. I don't think.
Speaker 1: I don't think.
Speaker 2: I don't think someone can really help you find a
Speaker 2: psalmaide because like, either you find your soulmate or you don't,
Speaker 2: or maybe you don't have one, or maybe your soulmid
Speaker 2: is not a romantic partner.
Speaker 1: It could be adult sign up for swim Slim's universe.
Speaker 8: Don't do that.
Speaker 1: I was just on the website. Don't do that. Fucking
Speaker 1: don't do that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, And another comment was, you know, a guy of
Speaker 2: course telling me that I sounded resentful, and that really
Speaker 2: made me think too, because so often on the internet
Speaker 2: men use bitter or resentful and sometimes women do it too. Yeah,
Speaker 2: they use the words bitter or resentful as a weapon.
Speaker 2: And there was a period of time when I was like,
Speaker 2: I don't want to be connected to those words. But
Speaker 2: then I was like, let me actually look up what
Speaker 2: these words mean, because I was like, I think there's
Speaker 2: just actually a reason why I feel this way. And
Speaker 2: the definition of resentful is feeling or expressing bitterness or
Speaker 2: indignation at having been treated unfairly. And so you know what, Yes,
Speaker 2: I am resentful, and I think it would be weird
Speaker 2: not to be resentful as a woman in the world.
Speaker 2: And I think that it's that I was like, you
Speaker 2: can't get mad, like I'm just simply like owning the
Speaker 2: fact that I feel this way. Yes, I do feel resentful,
Speaker 2: and there's a reason I feel resentful, and it's because
Speaker 2: of people like that man who left that comment, like
Speaker 2: you sir, Yeah, I'm like it is it is fine
Speaker 2: to feel resentful against people who or oppress you or
Speaker 2: a situation that is not good for you. That is
Speaker 2: like like you're you're you're trying to you're trying to
Speaker 2: weaponize a feeling that is just so exist.
Speaker 1: That's yeah, you resentful? Yes I do, Yes, I do.
Speaker 1: What's next? I feel resentful? You know?
Speaker 2: And I think there's like as long as you don't
Speaker 2: let bitterness consume you and you use I feel like
Speaker 2: anytime I feel I'm feeling bitter, I use it to explore.
Speaker 2: I use it to read more, I get another book,
Speaker 2: I learned something new. I explore the feeling. But to
Speaker 2: feel the feeling initially, there's nothing wrong with that. So
Speaker 2: if you are in a situation or you leave a
Speaker 2: situation and you feel fucking bitter. But did I feel
Speaker 2: bitter about call her daddy?
Speaker 1: Fuck?
Speaker 4: Yeah, you tried to saw she was on the cover
Speaker 4: of fucking fucking Vogue or whatever. I'm like, God, damn,
Speaker 4: she's super hot.
Speaker 2: Because again, I've seen a lot of comments like even
Speaker 2: though for our listeners, oh, they're so bitter about call
Speaker 2: her daddy.
Speaker 4: Yes, they took our idea verbatim and our millionaire like multimillionaires, right,
Speaker 4: And it's okay to feel bitter. It's just not okay
Speaker 4: to let the bitterness consume me. Yeah, how long can
Speaker 4: you feel bitter? That's like I think it's because if
Speaker 4: we're going to teach people like, that's a really good point,
Speaker 4: that's what really, because that's equivalent to.
Speaker 1: Me going your shirt sparkly krinn Yeah yeah, yeah, Okay.
Speaker 4: Well, because anytime I see it about accepting the FLIC
Speaker 4: word use on the internet, specifically by men, time and
Speaker 4: time again, I kind of like to explore it and
Speaker 4: I go, why, why and how have we given them
Speaker 4: the power to weaponize this?
Speaker 1: Why does this word hold such power that well, like
Speaker 1: why like why?
Speaker 2: Like because I go, I don't think resentful and butter
Speaker 2: have to be weapons anymore, and you.
Speaker 4: Don't, Okay, lead us into the next revolution Green, here
Speaker 4: for it.
Speaker 1: I'm feeling I'm great looking here for it, mommy.
Speaker 2: Also, there's like a there's a study that putting up
Speaker 2: Christmas decorations improves your mood, and I think it does.
Speaker 1: It absolutely does, you bet you. It's so sparkly in
Speaker 1: my apartment, right. I love that. I love the Christmas decorations.
Speaker 1: I put my Beyonce angel on the top of the
Speaker 1: train nice.
Speaker 4: A moment they do put me in her movie and
Speaker 4: she did, she did all right, guys. Oh, I'm so
Speaker 4: excited for you. This this this woman is fantastic. She's
Speaker 4: a Toronto based stand up comedian. She's so fun God.
Speaker 2: Great person. You saw her you saw us in Toronto, yes, separately.
Speaker 4: And she's the co host of the Pretty Bitchy podcast.
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Speaker 9: Oh god, I got a posting on the swet to
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Speaker 4: Oh no, I need.
Speaker 5: She just fucky.
Speaker 3: Like, Hi, sye, we are here.
Speaker 1: We stand up comedians. Mary Chavon, so excited to have
Speaker 1: you here in New York fucking City.
Speaker 4: Yeah, Canadian, I was like, can he is finest, Canada's finest.
Speaker 4: I wanted to say Canadian and Canada at the same time, but.
Speaker 5: I love that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, thanks so much for having me. I'm so happy
Speaker 1: to have you here. And you're just this isn't your
Speaker 1: first time in New York. You go back and forth. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I know.
Speaker 5: I haven't been in a while though.
Speaker 10: The last time I was here, I broke up with
Speaker 10: someone and then went on the trip that I was
Speaker 10: supposed to be on with them with my girlfriend and
Speaker 10: then she ditched me for his best friends.
Speaker 4: Sochaotic again, bitch, what the fuck?
Speaker 5: Yeah, they broke up.
Speaker 1: Though, So yeah, are you friends with that woman anymore?
Speaker 5: Oh? Yeah, my best friend, like that woman you're like, oh,
Speaker 5: you mean my best friend.
Speaker 4: It's nice when you can have a best friend dynamic
Speaker 4: where you're like, all right, what you're doing sucks, but
Speaker 4: just that's very masculine energy of you that you were
Speaker 4: able to forget, just like let her get hers and
Speaker 4: then move on.
Speaker 1: Most women don't have that in them.
Speaker 10: Oh I complained the whole but it was just like, yeah,
Speaker 10: you get to have your journey. Like obviously people are
Speaker 10: the best friends. They're gonna both be shitty.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah at times.
Speaker 5: Like one shitty the other person's not, like and I've
Speaker 5: been telling him please stop, like no o, I see,
Speaker 5: I see. He's like down the line. He just ended
Speaker 5: up finding a new girlfriend in Thailand, which is.
Speaker 1: Like everybody just gets a new girlfriend in Thailand.
Speaker 5: Right, Okay, Yeah, he moved there to teach English and
Speaker 5: he barely can speak it. So I was like, he
Speaker 5: moved he moved.
Speaker 1: There with other motives. I bet to get a girlfriend. Wow. Yeah, okay,
Speaker 1: so happy to be back daw.
Speaker 3: With.
Speaker 1: So you got what you broke up with that boyfriend
Speaker 1: you're supposed to come with to New York.
Speaker 10: Yeah, so we broke actually really crazy we broke up
Speaker 10: because he had a whole other girlfriend.
Speaker 5: Yeah, reason to find out girlfriend a whole other girlfriend.
Speaker 10: I found it because his friend told me and was like,
Speaker 10: I just wanted to let you know that now that
Speaker 10: you came and visited us in Boston while he was
Speaker 10: filming his movie that's only available on vimeo.
Speaker 5: Oh my god, it might as well just be YouTube.
Speaker 5: What the fuck, it's crazy. And he had a whole
Speaker 5: other girlfriend.
Speaker 10: And then because I was ignoring him, he called my
Speaker 10: mom while I was in New York the balls. And
Speaker 10: then when I came back home and my mom was
Speaker 10: supposed to get me from the airport, he was there
Speaker 10: because my mom didn't know we broke up yet he
Speaker 10: picks me up from the airport and was living in
Speaker 10: my house.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, it's coldy hold.
Speaker 4: Yeah, so the best friend told his best friend told you,
Speaker 4: which normally, like we'll get advice on this on the show,
Speaker 4: people asking like emailing us asking oh should I like
Speaker 4: should I step in or whatever, And a lot of
Speaker 4: times you're like, ah my, your fucking business, But like
Speaker 4: that that one, like you're probably glad he told you,
Speaker 4: because it's like, I don't want to be.
Speaker 1: Played, so glad for longer, any a minute longer than
Speaker 1: I have been.
Speaker 9: Well.
Speaker 2: Also, women tend to over metal while men tend to
Speaker 2: under metal. So I figure out like, if a man
Speaker 2: tells me something, you're like, wow, he actually might be
Speaker 2: running like a whole child sex trafficking ring.
Speaker 1: That's what you found out. Think of all the things
Speaker 1: you didn't find out.
Speaker 5: Yeah, he's like, this is where I draw the line.
Speaker 5: I'm like, what was before the right? Right?
Speaker 1: Please?
Speaker 5: I need this for my and all.
Speaker 1: So when at the airport he picks you up, Yeah.
Speaker 5: He's like, I want to talk. And I was like,
Speaker 5: what the fuck? And she was with me, and she
Speaker 5: was like what the fuck. And we drove back to
Speaker 5: my mom's house and he's like, it's not what.
Speaker 1: It seems then, what is it?
Speaker 5: Sir?
Speaker 10: Like yeah, what He's like, No, I'm just like I
Speaker 10: was just working with her on the video, like we
Speaker 10: were just trying to figure out the film. He was
Speaker 10: just picking people up off the street on massab in Boston,
Speaker 10: just like asking if they wanted to be cops in
Speaker 10: this movie. They didn't even know what it was about.
Speaker 10: Like I would actually let everybody watch it and say
Speaker 10: what it is. But it's like I kind of want
Speaker 10: everyone to, but it's just it's so bad. I wouldn't
Speaker 10: watch it.
Speaker 1: The other day, he seems to my fifth viewing.
Speaker 4: The inflate itself of a sense of self importance, I
Speaker 4: would call him.
Speaker 10: Yeah, he funded the whole movie by transferring balances from
Speaker 10: one credit card to another credit card.
Speaker 1: Okay, whoa, he's pretty resourceful in shitty ways.
Speaker 10: But wow, it is how the two thousand and eight
Speaker 10: crash happened, Like he is a part of that. He
Speaker 10: moved to Costa Rica. Whoa, yeah, and now that's where
Speaker 10: he's living.
Speaker 4: Those people, those guys, and I know there's girls like
Speaker 4: these two, like women like this too.
Speaker 1: That play you like that.
Speaker 4: Yeah, they spent They have more energy than the average person.
Speaker 4: That's a lot of energy.
Speaker 5: That guy has ninety seven hours in a day like that.
Speaker 5: Good for you.
Speaker 1: It's not going to be me.
Speaker 5: So yeah, we're done. He is, Yeah, just killing it.
Speaker 1: How long were you together?
Speaker 5: We met in China and then we were together for
Speaker 5: like a year on and off.
Speaker 1: What was he doing in China? What were you doing
Speaker 1: in China?
Speaker 5: You know what, that's a very good question. I should
Speaker 5: have asked what he was doing in China.
Speaker 4: He didn't ask thereout no, and he's not in Chinese.
Speaker 1: Correct. Okay, so didn't even cross your mind. You know,
Speaker 1: sometimes women's intuition is so strong where we go. I
Speaker 1: don't want to know. No, I'm just not going to ask.
Speaker 10: It's like, you're from Orange, Connecticut. I'm sure everything's going
Speaker 10: to be fine. You take the train in.
Speaker 5: We're meeting in New York. You make movies.
Speaker 1: I'm stupid.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that is so funny to come across someone from
Speaker 2: Connecticut and China and be like, I'm sure he'll tell
Speaker 2: me one day.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it'll come up. Why were you in China?
Speaker 3: I was.
Speaker 10: I was a global studies professor, so I should have
Speaker 10: really done like the word to figure that out.
Speaker 5: Yeah, but yeah, I am smart only in one sense.
Speaker 1: You had the mental faculties to do some investigating, but
Speaker 1: you have did not to.
Speaker 5: Could have opened one window.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I feel bad.
Speaker 2: I watched Escaping Twin Flames last night, and there was
Speaker 2: a literal scientist who got fully caught, like drawn into
Speaker 2: the cult.
Speaker 1: So it can happen to anyone.
Speaker 2: Is a cult, Yes, it's Twin Flames University, which should
Speaker 2: have tipped mostly everyone off.
Speaker 5: So I saw that on Netflix and like the like suggestion,
Speaker 5: but I thought it was like two twin Flames that
Speaker 5: realized that the.
Speaker 1: Okay, you got escaping the biggest love of your life.
Speaker 2: Yeah, which you got to watch it because it is
Speaker 2: like it's like, you know when you're really sad after
Speaker 2: a breakup and you and you're like what if that
Speaker 2: was you?
Speaker 1: On like Google, You're like, what if that was the one.
Speaker 1: It's like something that.
Speaker 2: Will pop up and be like it probably was just
Speaker 2: past two thousand, uh, you know, four hundred and forty
Speaker 2: four dollars like all the yearsing like the numerology and
Speaker 2: all that shit.
Speaker 1: Like so it's doing taro readings meditations.
Speaker 2: That sounds good does and that's the problem. Actually, Christie,
Speaker 2: I gotta be honest. I was watching it and go,
Speaker 2: I'm glad to get watch the documentary came out before
Speaker 2: Christina trying.
Speaker 1: To universe any of that stuff you just said.
Speaker 2: I go, I'm so thankful that this came out before
Speaker 2: Christina said I'm becoming a twin flas university professor because.
Speaker 1: It's like I always wanted to be a professors. It's
Speaker 1: a whole thing. So basically like, yeah, they get so
Speaker 1: like you you you become a student.
Speaker 2: And then student becomes teacher, and then yeah, and then
Speaker 2: the guy at the top. It's a multiple little marketing
Speaker 2: screen for for sure. No, no, no, he doesn't fuck you,
Speaker 2: but he also has a meal program and it's no.
Speaker 1: I was watching. I was watching it, and then I didn't.
Speaker 2: Want to be rude, but like all the top women
Speaker 2: in the talking heads kept getting fatter as time progressed,
Speaker 2: and I go, is this Like I thought it was
Speaker 2: like stress.
Speaker 1: You know, or like trauma. Turns out guy starts like a.
Speaker 2: Divine meal program that makes you more attractive to your
Speaker 2: twin flame.
Speaker 1: But the girl goes into all carbs.
Speaker 5: Oh my god, oh.
Speaker 1: Bit she got trench again. They're getting fatter, like please,
Speaker 1: he's fatter. And I'm like, I'm a person who my
Speaker 1: weight fluctuates a lot, and I was like, this is insane. Wow,
Speaker 1: was like eating loads of It's like in Mean Girls
Speaker 1: where they give her that protein. She's like, this is
Speaker 1: the only extra calories.
Speaker 5: You know what I can now tell people I went
Speaker 5: to Twin Flames University.
Speaker 1: You made your own swim this weird place. Holy shit,
Speaker 1: people be getting away with tricking people. It's still open.
Speaker 2: I was looking at all the professor's Instagram profiles they
Speaker 2: still have like the Twin Flames Lincoln, and I went
Speaker 2: hard because the energy, the energy from it was so bad.
Speaker 2: I came back from in La and in the best mood,
Speaker 2: and the energy was so bad. When I started watching it,
Speaker 2: I knew it immediately. I go, well, I'm gonna have
Speaker 2: to complete Stay Up till four in the morning and
Speaker 2: complete all episodes now so I get all the energy
Speaker 2: and then I'll have to cleanse the space. That's how
Speaker 2: That's how bad this guy, I mean was this guy
Speaker 2: is full on. And then he started like comparing himself
Speaker 2: to Jesus in photos. Yeah, He's like, I look just
Speaker 2: like Jesus. He's like it's and he like believes that
Speaker 2: he is Jesus. And I'm like, Jesus didn't even look
Speaker 2: like that, because he's using the white version of Jesus.
Speaker 2: I'm like, he didn't even look like that in real life.
Speaker 2: Everyone knows that's still know now Yeah.
Speaker 1: Wow, wow delusions.
Speaker 5: I think I need to watch this now.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I think I think anyone who's into the kind
Speaker 2: of stuff that we are into craft needs to watch
Speaker 2: it because kind of made me sad like it made
Speaker 2: me said, there's such misuse of it, especially with these
Speaker 2: like TikTok tarot readers now, like I only work with
Speaker 2: people who I like, no know to be good humans
Speaker 2: or as much as you can know.
Speaker 10: Yeah, that's so funny because I definitely message you guys
Speaker 10: be like and I brought my tarot card.
Speaker 1: I have eight decks a custom tarot cards.
Speaker 10: I will say that when I got really drunk on
Speaker 10: Saturday at this like random rave, I was just like, girl,
Speaker 10: you need your tarot readings done, and like if you
Speaker 10: want to come over to my place. And I woke
Speaker 10: back saving like I'm not fucking reading this girl's tarot, right,
Speaker 10: I just met a random I met a random girl.
Speaker 10: She's like, yeah, like that actually says more about you
Speaker 10: than it is about me.
Speaker 2: That's a time I would get drunk and offer for
Speaker 2: people all kinds of all kinds of things services that
Speaker 2: I'm not going to runder.
Speaker 5: Yeah, everyone's like, why'd you bring these? I was like,
Speaker 5: I don't know. I just thought that maybe I could
Speaker 5: get some direction in New York. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I always carry a pack when I travel because I
Speaker 1: have a question.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I one, I have ten and I feel like everybody,
Speaker 4: like every person can have like the best relationship, like
Speaker 4: in terms of getting the cards that are the best
Speaker 4: cards for that like with them. So if it's your
Speaker 4: deck and you're reading for you, it's pretty like I've
Speaker 4: I've done readings for me where I'm like, God, that's
Speaker 4: exactly what I wanted to know.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you ever get blocked though when you read it.
Speaker 10: You're going to read your cards and like you're not
Speaker 10: listening to the advice before and so it's just like
Speaker 10: until you figured this out, we're not letting you move on.
Speaker 1: Well you get you keep pulling the same cards, and
Speaker 1: it's like this is the answer. Stop asking.
Speaker 10: Yeah, you realize so many cards mean the same thing
Speaker 10: when you start pulling all the variations of no, stop Yeah.
Speaker 4: I have I have this one Oracle deck that I
Speaker 4: use all the time, and there's there's like five cards
Speaker 4: that's the only cards I get ever, and there's some
Speaker 4: I'll look at the deck and I'm like, I've never
Speaker 4: seen these cards for sure, So weird. Pretty cool anyway, guys,
Speaker 4: we are teaching a chorus.
Speaker 1: It's got great triplet flames University. That's fun. So you
Speaker 1: weren't China Why were you in China? I moved there
Speaker 1: to the professor.
Speaker 10: Yeah, as a global studies professor, So I talked. It
Speaker 10: was actually really cool. All my students were two years
Speaker 10: younger than me.
Speaker 1: Oh weird, so weird. It was weird because I'd be like, you.
Speaker 10: Aren't going to Canada for your masters, and they're just like,
Speaker 10: you're my age.
Speaker 5: So I feel like, but based on my experience a
Speaker 5: professional storry.
Speaker 4: That i'd be attracted to one of the if they're
Speaker 4: so close in age, You're like, I want to fuck
Speaker 4: one of them now because the dynamic is so hot.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you know what, I didn't get that. I didn't
Speaker 1: get that. But no, they were.
Speaker 10: There were some really cute ones. But the problem was that,
Speaker 10: like I saw how stupid they were. Yeah, I was
Speaker 10: just like, oh, you're never gonna amount to any much.
Speaker 2: That we should be a man before we date them.
Speaker 2: Maybe it would be helpful, I hope. Yeah, every woman
Speaker 2: is a professor. Yeah, right, so you met where'd you
Speaker 2: meet that guy that had.
Speaker 1: A second girl friend from Connecticut? I mean you were
Speaker 1: in China, but like way specifically we met a market. No,
Speaker 1: we met at a bar called Cafe de la Post.
Speaker 5: Okay, and I was hooking up with the bartender before
Speaker 5: I met him, uh huh.
Speaker 10: And then we started talking. I left my phone there
Speaker 10: and then he gave that guy my phone, being like,
Speaker 10: I guess she's gonna pick it up from you.
Speaker 1: Oh great start.
Speaker 10: Yeah, and I was like okay, So then he got
Speaker 10: the phone and then I was like, oh, I have
Speaker 10: to come to your house to get it. Oh my gosh,
Speaker 10: now we're like dating.
Speaker 1: It was so dumb.
Speaker 5: I was like twenty five years old.
Speaker 8: Now we're dating.
Speaker 1: Yeah, the class I got. You left something, pick it up.
Speaker 2: Oh.
Speaker 4: I used to leave a guy's places on purpose all
Speaker 4: the fucking time.
Speaker 5: I used to stuff like my clothing into like little
Speaker 5: layers of their like drawers.
Speaker 1: Oh whoa, that's way deeper than mine. Wow, yeah, I'll
Speaker 1: just leave it out.
Speaker 8: Wait, that's funny.
Speaker 2: Yeah you had put it under a pillow or something
Speaker 2: because they're not going to check his men are dirty.
Speaker 2: And then yeah that change yea, yeah yeah I'll come
Speaker 2: up yeah, or some other chick will find it.
Speaker 8: That was fun.
Speaker 5: That was like my goal because and I've gone to
Speaker 5: therapy since, but well.
Speaker 2: You know, it's like it's like it's just fun to
Speaker 2: cause a little problem for someone who thinks he's getting
Speaker 2: his cake and eating it too.
Speaker 1: Yes, it is. Yeah, that's all you're doing.
Speaker 2: You're just you're just scheduling a minor inconvenient where possibly
Speaker 2: a medium to large inconvenience, depending on his what he's
Speaker 2: telling the other women.
Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 5: It's like you might be over at eleven pm. I'm
Speaker 5: leaving my tank top.
Speaker 8: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and at least my name's on it. Yeah, and
Speaker 1: there's glitter.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 4: I used to leave tampons and got the bottom of
Speaker 4: guy's bathroom, like the bathroom saying I'll just leave tampons,
Speaker 4: even if I was just looking up with them. I'm like,
Speaker 4: these are mine for whenever I want them. I was
Speaker 4: very territorial, even though I'm like, you're obviously dating on
Speaker 4: the people.
Speaker 5: I don't care.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it was weird. I get weird with that ship.
Speaker 5: I get weird with it too.
Speaker 4: I don't know why, Like I see a side of
Speaker 4: myself come out, like I don't like her, petty ass bitch.
Speaker 5: Stop I'm so petty. I can't stop it.
Speaker 1: Though it's fun, there's no need to.
Speaker 10: Yeah, exactly, That's why I wanted to come and see you.
Speaker 10: That thing you've ever done, Oh god, I mean I've
Speaker 10: done really petty things. I'm trying to think of, most
Speaker 10: recently what I did. Yeah, I've told someone who didn't
Speaker 10: know that I was hooking up with their boyfriend while
Speaker 10: they were together trying to keep a secret. Could be
Speaker 10: like listen, because she's just like, oh, I'm the one,
Speaker 10: I'm the chosen one. I'm the one that was claimed.
Speaker 1: I was like, wait she said that words, well, she.
Speaker 5: Basically was just likely just by the dude.
Speaker 10: So like you know when people are like, yeah, you
Speaker 10: were a fuck boy, but because you chose me to
Speaker 10: be your girlfriend, oh.
Speaker 1: One of those as yeah, yeah, I'll make them change
Speaker 1: his ways.
Speaker 5: And I'm like, no, it's not you. It's the easiest
Speaker 5: person to trick, and like, yeah, I have to be
Speaker 5: like petty with you and show.
Speaker 1: You, But why do you want to fuck that guy
Speaker 1: if you sucked? I mean we were fucking for a
Speaker 1: long time.
Speaker 5: You know, when you have that thing where you're just
Speaker 5: like it's easier, Yeah, it's good. I don't have to
Speaker 5: be like.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you don't have to like me. You like be
Speaker 1: on top of a new body and go, am I
Speaker 1: gonna see something I don't like or.
Speaker 5: What Yeah, I know when your laundry day so able
Speaker 5: to go over right after that?
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah yeah.
Speaker 5: I just like I don't want to deal with any
Speaker 5: of that. But you know, I learned my lesson. Yeah,
Speaker 5: learned my lesson how hard well I was being super
Speaker 5: patty and then it backfired and I got involved in
Speaker 5: their drama for like literally ten.
Speaker 1: Months, oh a long time. It turns out she was traumatic.
Speaker 1: You know what, though, it's a learning experience.
Speaker 4: I gotta say, Krid and I have talked about like,
Speaker 4: you know, like I'll get in my thirties, like I
Speaker 4: don't get hit on as much.
Speaker 1: And she was like, yes, because you like know who
Speaker 1: you are now and you like you know you're not
Speaker 1: gonna take ship. I'm like, oh, that is what it is.
Speaker 1: And sometimes I'll walk.
Speaker 4: Around and I'll try to like have a face, I'll
Speaker 4: like get into character, and I'm like, I'm just like
Speaker 4: a dumb knive.
Speaker 1: You you're trying a stupid face to get it on.
Speaker 1: It fucking works.
Speaker 8: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I was like, I just see christ like audition,
Speaker 1: I can show the sewer someone helped me.
Speaker 5: That's so funny.
Speaker 4: Oh my gosh, but like I do do that and
Speaker 4: like I just put on like a more innocent like
Speaker 4: what's going on, guys?
Speaker 1: Are we drinking?
Speaker 3: What?
Speaker 4: Like?
Speaker 1: And it just works if you want a boyfriend walk
Speaker 1: around without purpose, Yeah, that.
Speaker 5: Is actually exactly what men want. Yeah, I know the
Speaker 5: men you're very wild, Like they.
Speaker 1: Don't just do the ones, but there's wild.
Speaker 5: Well, they just don't hit on you, like in Toronto's
Speaker 5: like your baby girl, and then they just let you.
Speaker 2: We kind of did you have to you have to
Speaker 2: go further uptown if you want that. We kind of
Speaker 2: did away with it in midtown with that.
Speaker 1: Viral video you know.
Speaker 2: Yeah, there was a viral a woman walking around, yeah,
Speaker 2: getting tat called and that kind of was the end
Speaker 2: of that. Well, they just follow me now this in
Speaker 2: this area silently stalking that we didn't do a video
Speaker 2: about that.
Speaker 5: Guy walked with me for just kept asking me minute
Speaker 5: twelve minute, Oh you were being too friendly you.
Speaker 1: I was like, I'm good Canadian, I know, right friendly? Yeah.
Speaker 1: I was like my thing, I was like you can
Speaker 1: you can.
Speaker 2: My My advice is answer, but never ever stop walking,
Speaker 2: never stop moving and don't really and talk like you're
Speaker 2: in a rush and like I'm sorry, I have to go.
Speaker 5: I phones in.
Speaker 3: I know.
Speaker 1: That's exactly what that guy that was like came up
Speaker 1: to me. I was like listening to music on full blast.
Speaker 4: You could definitely hear it from outside, and he like
Speaker 4: grabbed my arm and I was like, nope, we're not
Speaker 4: doing that.
Speaker 1: And I kept walking. Oh the touching is insane. Yeah,
Speaker 1: arm touching. Yeah, that's touching. It's crazy.
Speaker 10: It's like, oh, well, like why not, like, well, how
Speaker 10: long you in town for? Because I was like, I'm
Speaker 10: not from here. I have a boyfriend. Oh, but what
Speaker 10: does he look like? I was like, what's happening?
Speaker 1: What does he look like?
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's a crazy follow up, that kind of approach.
Speaker 4: If you they'll take any answer. I was like, oh,
Speaker 4: she wants to talk to me, like for a while.
Speaker 10: Well, I think it was just like what does he
Speaker 10: look like? So I'd get my phone. I'd be like,
Speaker 10: we'll put my number in it. And I was just like,
Speaker 10: oh god, I can see what's happening. And I was like,
Speaker 10: this is my stop. He's like where are you going?
Speaker 10: I was like, okay, we're done.
Speaker 1: Oh he cornered you on the subway.
Speaker 3: Oh.
Speaker 10: I was getting off the subway and I was walking
Speaker 10: like yeah, so like my whole lot to where I
Speaker 10: was going. When I had a song cued up, it
Speaker 10: was all good to go.
Speaker 5: Yeah yeah, and you're just like, oh my gosh, yeah,
Speaker 5: you're ruining testo for me right now.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so that's great.
Speaker 2: You must have gone too twin flames. You know, diversity.
Speaker 2: So if you read your energy and you knew that
Speaker 2: you as Canadian.
Speaker 10: Energy, people can tell that I'm Canadian. I think it's
Speaker 10: because I keep walking by and be like, oh sorry, oh.
Speaker 1: No, I do look approachable.
Speaker 7: Smile.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I honestly don't even think most Americans know that
Speaker 2: black people are in Canada.
Speaker 1: For being honest, we're very very unintelligent here. I like,
Speaker 1: I maybe it must be my face like yea friendly,
Speaker 1: I give it.
Speaker 5: You guys want smiles here.
Speaker 1: Like smile, Oh yeah, I mean sure, but that's I'm
Speaker 1: always in my head.
Speaker 10: I tell them like I was just like I know
Speaker 10: what you're doing and like it's okay. And people, she's
Speaker 10: so nice, like I'm going to talk to her for
Speaker 10: three blocks.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: The mistake is eye contact. Learned that I learned that ship.
Speaker 1: I learned that way a while.
Speaker 8: Yeah.
Speaker 4: I went now we're in the subway like years ago,
Speaker 4: and there's this guy who was not well, and then
Speaker 4: I looked at him because I was like, you know, so,
Speaker 4: I'm sorry you're not well. I didn't say anything, and
Speaker 4: then he just came up to me in a way
Speaker 4: that I was like, we have to switch cars. Yeah,
Speaker 4: and she was like eye contact, don't do it right?
Speaker 4: Correct would be the one to be, like, I know
Speaker 4: exactly to get out of those.
Speaker 2: I really try never to make iconic someone if I
Speaker 2: don't know them like already, because I feel like it's
Speaker 2: like their energy gets into my soul.
Speaker 5: Yeah that is true.
Speaker 1: No, not here, honestly the energy.
Speaker 5: That is true.
Speaker 10: Like you can't protect yourself, you really do, because like
Speaker 10: this guy was just like singing a full song on
Speaker 10: the subway today and it wasn't good. I mean he
Speaker 10: was doing it in rounds like he like kept going
Speaker 10: and then I like literally, because I was so fascinated,
Speaker 10: I missed my stop and then I was on the
Speaker 10: express train.
Speaker 1: I ended up with the Bronx.
Speaker 2: I was like, fuck, that still happens. I get distracted
Speaker 2: and that still happens to me to this day. There's
Speaker 2: st a lot going on there's a lot. Yeah, it's
Speaker 2: very rare that you see a tenor on the subway, true.
Speaker 1: Right, Yeah.
Speaker 5: I was like, oh my gosh, it's a very hard rage.
Speaker 1: Have you seen the showtime? Showtime?
Speaker 4: So they do acrobatic moves on the poles, get kicked
Speaker 4: in the face, but they are really almost kick you
Speaker 4: in the face.
Speaker 1: They don't mean but it's like part of the thrill
Speaker 1: where they come real close. Yep.
Speaker 4: And one time I sat and I was like, if
Speaker 4: you kick me in the face were you don't mean to,
Speaker 4: but we're all the europe feel bad, so but I
Speaker 4: trust you And I just sat there and he fucking
Speaker 4: swung around the bar while I was sitting there, like
Speaker 4: fucking ninja warrior style and it was great.
Speaker 1: What Yeah, they come in you hear showtime?
Speaker 4: One of them has a music speaker, and then there's
Speaker 4: like four guys maybe and then one of them has
Speaker 4: a hat like bringing around and they do acrobat acrobatic
Speaker 4: moves in the subway on the rim.
Speaker 5: That's wild.
Speaker 1: It's pretty good. Are they going to be like famous one?
Speaker 1: Because I felt they're famous for just that experience in
Speaker 1: the moment. No videos, yeah, no videos.
Speaker 4: I mean I'm sure, there's videos of it on the
Speaker 4: subway because people everybody has their phone on there, but
Speaker 4: like they're not. It's not a viral sensation more so
Speaker 4: of like it's an experience you can only get here.
Speaker 1: That's why just do it for the love of showtime. Yes,
Speaker 1: that's actually really cute.
Speaker 10: I love it because the first time I ever saw
Speaker 10: too many zoos was in the subway. It was too
Speaker 10: many zoos, too many zoos like this like band, the
Speaker 10: guy that has like the oh he has like the
Speaker 10: drum that he hasn't touched his legs out, the other
Speaker 10: guy that does the saxophone.
Speaker 5: And now they're and I was like, I saw you
Speaker 5: guys for the first time.
Speaker 1: There's a crazy, crazy good subway performers here.
Speaker 2: I mean yeah, there's like a well there's like a
Speaker 2: waiting list to even get to be one of them.
Speaker 2: There are some that have this this ones are the signs.
Speaker 2: Those are ones that are like, yeah, they have the
Speaker 2: permit and they've been ovtted by the City of New York.
Speaker 2: So like some of them are that, and then showtime
Speaker 2: they're just underground non union.
Speaker 1: That's dark web.
Speaker 5: That's wild. Okay, So I haven't gotten that experience on
Speaker 5: the subway yet.
Speaker 2: I haven't seen a lot of showtimes recently. I think
Speaker 2: maybe really I thought maybe cut down after COVID.
Speaker 4: I took the six train downtown, uh like last week
Speaker 4: and I was like, damn, it had been a minute
Speaker 4: since I saw the show.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I haven't seen a show. Great, I've been on
Speaker 1: the subway along. Okay, I hope. I hope you get
Speaker 1: a showtime.
Speaker 5: I hope I do. I have a couple of days left.
Speaker 1: Yeah, hopefully the subway. Not me going on the subway.
Speaker 1: Be like, please, shows almost you can't invite showtime. It
Speaker 1: just has to happen. It's a new move manifest showtime
Speaker 1: for Yeah, I.
Speaker 5: Will gonna go. I'm gonna go home. Charge the crystals.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I always forget to do that.
Speaker 4: Dude. When Beyonza came out with Renaissance and she's like
Speaker 4: I charged my crystals in the I'm like, yes.
Speaker 3: I knew it.
Speaker 1: I knew you were witchy.
Speaker 5: There's no way that woman does not charge her crystals
Speaker 5: like she oh my gosh, like the amount of luck
Speaker 5: from the universe.
Speaker 4: Yeah, well she's got her like last lifetime. She's one
Speaker 4: of those people that she's on her last lifetime on Earth.
Speaker 5: I think, oh yeah, I forgetting was like I could
Speaker 5: I could feel that, like you know, like we all
Speaker 5: like the reincarnation.
Speaker 4: There's like lessons and stuff, and if you don't learn
Speaker 4: the lesson, it's like you might as well just fucking
Speaker 4: learn the lessons.
Speaker 1: You don't have to repeat it.
Speaker 4: That's why I'm like, I love near death experience videos
Speaker 4: and the people that try to commit suicide and die,
Speaker 4: they're like, just don't because if you commit suicide, you're
Speaker 4: gonna have to redo.
Speaker 5: The whole thing over again. And it's like so I'm like, oh,
Speaker 5: I will never commit suicide. That sounds terrible. Apparently they
Speaker 5: say that like every person that survived suicide, which is
Speaker 5: like very like crazy when they're jumping off a bridge
Speaker 5: is real failure. Well as soon as they immediately regret it, right, yeah,
Speaker 5: and then they like survive and then it's like so
Speaker 5: much worse because they're like not as able bodied. That's
Speaker 5: exactly where I's going, But I was like, I don't
Speaker 5: know how to.
Speaker 4: Say it, yeah, because they're like and they're reminded of
Speaker 4: their attempt but like didn't you meet somebody who who
Speaker 4: attempted and then was had some type of injury and
Speaker 4: was like, but in good spirits.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, well there's a I believe there's a listener
Speaker 1: to this show. Yeah, I just know you. You have
Speaker 1: met her. You told me about her. Yeah, damn, I
Speaker 1: remember you said.
Speaker 4: She was liked like a great like vibe. I'm like, wow,
Speaker 4: that's fucking cool.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 10: If I tried to commit suicide and I fucking woke up,
Speaker 10: oh like, it would just it would not be good
Speaker 10: because it would take a lot for me to be.
Speaker 1: Like I'm jumping right right right, and I would take
Speaker 1: a lot.
Speaker 5: It would take a lot, and I would mean it
Speaker 5: like I know me, I'd mean.
Speaker 1: It right right right. It would be some whim like
Speaker 1: I just want to get rid of this pain kind.
Speaker 5: Of opened my eyes and everyone's like it's a miracle.
Speaker 5: I'd be like, oh my gosh, I'd blugg me or
Speaker 5: whatever you need to do.
Speaker 4: It's Yeah, you were telling us that you recently introduced
Speaker 4: your boyfriend to your Jewish Jamaican mother.
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, first of all, Jewish Jamaican. That sounds
Speaker 1: so fucking fun.
Speaker 10: No it is.
Speaker 1: I mean, yeah, this is purely outsider. It sounds like
Speaker 1: way too much it's.
Speaker 10: A lot like my whole life growing up. I was like,
Speaker 10: I'm not sure if we're cheap or broke. Yes, yeah,
Speaker 10: I mean my my mic cut off. I can't can
Speaker 10: you hear me?
Speaker 1: I can't cut off? You can hear me, but then
Speaker 1: I I can't hear me in my headphones. Oh but
Speaker 1: I can hear you guys. That's weird. Oh no, I
Speaker 1: can hear me perfect what happened?
Speaker 10: Yeah, I didn't know for so long if I was
Speaker 10: cheaper broke, which was very upsetting because like I didn't
Speaker 10: know if I wasn't getting things because of like where
Speaker 10: we were financially, or my mom was like teaching me
Speaker 10: a listen, you know what I mean? Yes, but I
Speaker 10: introduced her to my boyfriend, who is honestly the whitest
Speaker 10: man of all time.
Speaker 1: How white is he?
Speaker 5: Like heavy metal?
Speaker 10: Oh, shite Megadeth and like Jesus Priest and like like
Speaker 10: like Romstein.
Speaker 5: That's how we met. We met at Rockfest.
Speaker 1: Well, he's cool white, not dorky white at least.
Speaker 5: No, he's like, you know, like metal guys, but they
Speaker 5: can fuck.
Speaker 1: So you're just like, yeah, I love metal guys. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I love a guy in a scream band.
Speaker 5: Yeah, you know what, he's like, he has grit and
Speaker 5: he's like So I was very excited.
Speaker 10: My mom was like, hey, I want you and like
Speaker 10: this is such a Jamaican jew mom thing to say,
Speaker 10: but she's like, I wants you to bring home a
Speaker 10: white man because it's gonna be really good for the
Speaker 10: family and the image. She requested this, Yeah, she requested this,
Speaker 10: like it was like her business proposal.
Speaker 2: Whoa.
Speaker 10: And I was like, this is so fucked, but it's
Speaker 10: such a Jamaican way of doing things really. Yeah, she's like, oh,
Speaker 10: look like he'll take care of us. And she's like
Speaker 10: I was like, you're fucked. But she's like in that
Speaker 10: old meds, Like she's seventy six years old right now,
Speaker 10: so like she like grew up in like different times,
Speaker 10: different fountains.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you know her her car, her pathways are carved yehead.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 10: So I was like okay, So I brought him home
Speaker 10: and it was like a year that it went by,
Speaker 10: and then I was like, okay, this is him. This
Speaker 10: is Ivan, the same as Ivan. And I was like
Speaker 10: yeah right, so like you like very and she's like,
Speaker 10: can we talk for a second. She brought me to
Speaker 10: another room.
Speaker 1: The kind of white I meant.
Speaker 5: That's literally what she said.
Speaker 1: Are you serious? She meant money white. Yeah, she met yeah,
Speaker 1: she said you yeah, yeah she should have yeah. But
Speaker 1: I was like, I was like, she's like, is he white?
Speaker 5: I was like, yeah, that's a white man. And she's like, no,
Speaker 5: that's hard to miss, right. She's just like this isn't
Speaker 5: white to me. I'm like why. I'm like, I'm like,
Speaker 5: I'm like, this is a white man. She's like, that's
Speaker 5: a Croatian man whoa. You got to be clear, clear
Speaker 5: with your specific your boundary. And she's like, yeah, that's
Speaker 5: a white man with strom like they went through warn
Speaker 5: the nineties, like are you going to get a home?
Speaker 5: It's like Jesus right. Yeah, So that was interesting when
Speaker 5: she came back out.
Speaker 1: How was that to hear? I had no.
Speaker 5: Idea there were tears of white?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Yeah right, I like, yeah, there's tears.
Speaker 4: I think every race has, like they're they're like this
Speaker 4: kind of guy, this kind like white guys. It's like
Speaker 4: the metal guys. Then there's the punk guys, totally different
Speaker 4: kind of even though they could dress kind of similarly.
Speaker 1: One one is like, yeah, school shooter white guys.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 1: White.
Speaker 5: Yeah, like the gym guy, that's just like iron Yeah,
Speaker 5: selling your family people in dreadlocks.
Speaker 1: Oh that's very that's just like barefoot Yeah yeah, burning
Speaker 1: man whites.
Speaker 2: So had you actually taken what your mom said to heart,
Speaker 2: like about like, did you then go out and seek
Speaker 2: a white guy or is this just a guy you
Speaker 2: would have ended up with regardless. Oh no.
Speaker 5: I was like, well, this is the way you're getting Like,
Speaker 5: but you did it.
Speaker 1: In the back of your head that like mom said,
Speaker 1: a white yeah.
Speaker 5: Well yeah.
Speaker 10: I was just kind of like, okay, Like here's the
Speaker 10: thing with with me and black men. They all look
Speaker 10: like my family members. Oh okay, so like it's hard
Speaker 10: for me to get attracted to someone that looks like me.
Speaker 2: Now that feels like something that had one of us said,
Speaker 2: it would have been considered racist.
Speaker 5: Yes, and that is why I'm here to send the message.
Speaker 3: You know.
Speaker 1: I looked at what the guy said. He reminded me
Speaker 1: too much of my brother, and I was like, it's
Speaker 1: the cheekbones.
Speaker 5: It's like when we have the same like face structure.
Speaker 10: Yeah yeah yeah, And like I'm I'm attracted to pretty
Speaker 10: black men in the sense of like what's your skin routine,
Speaker 10: right yeah, okay, yeah, Like, oh my gosh, how are
Speaker 10: your cheakbones so beautiful? Like I have no attraction them,
Speaker 10: like pull out your dick, Like no, I'm just like
Speaker 10: your eyebrows are beautiful.
Speaker 1: Yeah okay, yeah, because it says something deeper about him.
Speaker 10: Yeah, likes to take care of yourself and like you
Speaker 10: can definitely like chaperone my future daughter someone.
Speaker 1: Yes, that's that. Yeah, and like you should take our
Speaker 1: daughter to ye to Yeah, you'll drive her to prompt. Yeah,
Speaker 1: So like it was.
Speaker 5: It was very interesting though, because I thought she was joking.
Speaker 5: I thought my mom was joking, but she wasn't joking.
Speaker 10: And my sister was like, yeah, Mom kept doing the
Speaker 10: stuff when we were growing up, Like she kept telling
Speaker 10: us what type of person she wanted us to put.
Speaker 4: Oh did anybody tell your mom like, hey, that's not
Speaker 4: how how it were, like unless it's like an arranged marriage,
Speaker 4: but like you're not, that's not what this is.
Speaker 5: Oh so many people I've broken this down in my mom,
Speaker 5: including my therapist, and she's just like my therapist brought
Speaker 5: my mom in nice. Oh my god, that's much dream
Speaker 5: and like they're not post like I think my theorist
Speaker 5: thought I was lying about my mom. I thought she
Speaker 5: thought that I was like exaggerating because like she is
Speaker 5: an emotional terrorist, and she is.
Speaker 1: Like, your mom's an emotional terrorist.
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, to a point that's like it's almost funny.
Speaker 4: Like right, yeah, it's so ridiculous that you're like, I
Speaker 4: can't take this personally if I tried, because this is
Speaker 4: like a caricature.
Speaker 1: Yeah, like anything. I tell her.
Speaker 10: She's like yes, and I've also went through something similar
Speaker 10: but worse, And you're like, oh, she's like a Crystal Wicka.
Speaker 1: So you're just like okay, wow.
Speaker 4: And so she when she came into your therapist, did
Speaker 4: you did you get the glory of watching your therapists
Speaker 4: like look, have a look in her eyes, like what
Speaker 4: the fuck is this woman saying?
Speaker 10: My therapist apologized to me in the next session, happy
Speaker 10: for she was right. She's just like I thought you
Speaker 10: were exaggerating, and I was like, no, she's obsessed with money.
Speaker 10: Like she's obsessed with money to like like it's not funny,
Speaker 10: it's like and that's what she meant when she was
Speaker 10: talking about like get yourself, this white person, how do
Speaker 10: you deal with.
Speaker 2: Like right, she really poor she did, she grew really
Speaker 2: poor that she can't get that like sometimes, like I
Speaker 2: have some family members who grew up really poor, and
Speaker 2: you can they never got it out of their system.
Speaker 1: No, like the desire to have money.
Speaker 2: The it's not the desire so much as like the
Speaker 2: anxiety around having had not had money.
Speaker 1: It's like it's like a trump that kind of was
Speaker 1: always with you.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 10: So like because she like made him a whole like
Speaker 10: new life for herself, and because she got into the
Speaker 10: middle class, she never wants to go back. And then
Speaker 10: because of that, like everything surround everything she thinks about,
Speaker 10: it is surrounded by like not having to go back
Speaker 10: and like creating this like dynasty through like other people
Speaker 10: collaborating and getting more money.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I see, I see, I see where I see
Speaker 1: the benefit of that. But it's like love and money usually,
Speaker 1: don't you know, No, historically for me, they never go together. No, No,
Speaker 1: they don't.
Speaker 5: Have you ever went out with somebody with a lot
Speaker 5: of money? Yeah, and it was the worst, Oh yeah,
Speaker 5: like I never have before.
Speaker 3: So.
Speaker 5: Have you.
Speaker 2: My first boyfriend was loaded and I should have stayed
Speaker 2: with him. I still we're still friends. So like he
Speaker 2: doesn't really he's a really good person. He did take
Speaker 2: he spent several thousands to take me to Taylor Swift.
Speaker 1: So yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I just happened to
Speaker 1: dress up for ship. Yeah that was people for He didn't.
Speaker 1: He didn't dress. He didn't. The nicest clothes he ever
Speaker 1: wore with was Abercrombie and Fitch.
Speaker 4: Okay, I want that kind of yeah, rounded yeah, shirts, yeah, okay, Yeah,
Speaker 4: it's not gonna look.
Speaker 1: At you weird if you're off brand shoes, you know.
Speaker 5: Yeah, like, yeah, my favorite brand is like George, which
Speaker 5: is like Walmart. Yeah, I love Madden favorite I'm wearing
Speaker 5: pretty much, yeah, George. At least these like primary I
Speaker 5: hear like rich.
Speaker 1: People vomiting on there on the floor. The guy who's
Speaker 1: screen princes.
Speaker 8: In his George.
Speaker 10: It's literally just called George. And it's honestly the best
Speaker 10: title ever. Goat wearing the right.
Speaker 5: Just George, Just it's just George.
Speaker 4: But yeah, no, I So your whole family has told
Speaker 4: your mom, like, we're not doing the money thing.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's your thing, every single person, And she's like
Speaker 1: what does she say? I mean nothing.
Speaker 10: She's one of those people that just shuts down. She's
Speaker 10: like well, I'm another and I brought you into this
Speaker 10: world and I can take you out like that bullshit,
Speaker 10: that's not legal, that's lead.
Speaker 5: That's it.
Speaker 1: But like it's like I was paying.
Speaker 10: Rent to my mom when I was twenty years old
Speaker 10: in her house that she already paid off.
Speaker 5: So it was very crazy.
Speaker 1: She really wants that money.
Speaker 2: That's the kind of thing. My family was like that too, though.
Speaker 2: It was just about like responsibility. We're always learning a lesson.
Speaker 1: I guess I get it. Yeah.
Speaker 5: So it's like I feel like it's deeply rid of trauma,
Speaker 5: which like I you can't un do that at seventy
Speaker 5: six years.
Speaker 4: Old, Like, so it just like, yeah, it's tough for
Speaker 4: a kid to deal with their parents' trauma. Yeah, because
Speaker 4: you're like, how do you navigate this with the power dynamics.
Speaker 5: You can't.
Speaker 8: Yeah.
Speaker 10: When I told my mom I needed boundaries today and
Speaker 10: she's like, well, you're standing over there, it was a
Speaker 10: physical bad yeah yeah yeah yeah. I was like, well,
Speaker 10: I'm not going to elaborate.
Speaker 5: Yeah, totally different vernaculars here, Yeah, okay, we're in separate boundaries.
Speaker 1: It's like, so is she nice to your boyfriend?
Speaker 10: Now they're best friends and they like, they text about
Speaker 10: how annoying I am all the time.
Speaker 8: That's cute.
Speaker 5: It is cute.
Speaker 2: See, that's why I always try to date someone that
Speaker 2: no one in my friends or family like. So that
Speaker 2: I mean, which also could be Can I think that
Speaker 2: what I'm doing is actually abuse? But you know when
Speaker 2: you try to keep someone away from.
Speaker 1: Everyone, Yeah, yeah, yeah, I actually.
Speaker 2: Think that's a form of mental abuse. But you know what,
Speaker 2: I'm not keeping them away from their friends and family.
Speaker 2: I'm keeping them away from my friends, and I think
Speaker 2: that that's different. Yeah, that is different. If they don't
Speaker 2: know them, they're not really keeping them from any Oh. No, actually,
Speaker 2: I would love for you to spend time with your
Speaker 2: friends and family.
Speaker 5: That is actually healthy. I think I wish I had
Speaker 5: like done that.
Speaker 4: Sometimes when you date somebody mailed with the groups, you know,
Speaker 4: your friends with their friends and their friends with your friends,
Speaker 4: and then sometimes yeah, it is separate.
Speaker 1: It's nice though.
Speaker 5: It's easier when you're a comic, I think, because like,
Speaker 5: your partners don't want to be friends with your friends
Speaker 5: that are comics because they're just like I don't want
Speaker 5: to be in a riffing circle for the time.
Speaker 2: One up.
Speaker 1: It's called a pussy.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 5: Yeah, literally, yeah, either be like yo or the you
Speaker 5: ber that's they can say, like it's like perfect, that's
Speaker 5: where you are in the scenario.
Speaker 1: But like, yeah, how long have you guys been together?
Speaker 2: Now?
Speaker 5: Four years? Yeah, it was like it was a while, right, Yeah,
Speaker 5: it's four years. Our anniversaries unfortunately on September eleventh, just
Speaker 5: like yeah, that's cute though, I find it cute until
Speaker 5: like it's like I never had a day when everyone's
Speaker 5: like crying on the planes crashing. Yeah, see it right here.
Speaker 2: Well, if you get married, then you can reset the
Speaker 2: anniversary and just don't get married on September eleven.
Speaker 5: It's the cheapest day to get married.
Speaker 4: Well yeah, oh ship yacht sie, Yeah, I'll get married
Speaker 4: on Sptember eleventh. Yeah.
Speaker 10: It's also I don't know if it still is the
Speaker 10: cheapest day to fly. I don't think it is anymore.
Speaker 4: It used to be, like I've flown on September eleventh
Speaker 4: several times. I was like, I don't think it changed now.
Speaker 5: Yeah, that was a long time ago.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, it's September eleven.
Speaker 5: Oh has it been yeah years?
Speaker 1: Yeah, fun Jesus Christ, it wasn't it.
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: It was like, it's more yeah, twenty two years.
Speaker 10: Yeah jesus, yeah, we're like, yeah, so four years, it's
Speaker 10: like we're finally moving in together.
Speaker 1: Which, oh nice, you waited a while, that's cool. Why
Speaker 1: did you?
Speaker 5: Because I increasingly have less time and I'm just tired
Speaker 5: of being like, oh, well, when am I going to
Speaker 5: see you? It's like, okay, I guess at home?
Speaker 1: Yeah right, you know, but I.
Speaker 5: Really like my space.
Speaker 4: Well, when you have separate spaces, it's like it's like
Speaker 4: a sexier vibe.
Speaker 1: In the relationship.
Speaker 4: Yeah, because it's like when you see each other less,
Speaker 4: but also like you're not seeing each other during those
Speaker 4: like taking a ship, you know, waking up looking like
Speaker 4: you got electrocuted, you know, just fucking I don't know,
Speaker 4: it's just sexier when you don't live together.
Speaker 10: And I think that, like, I guess you guys got
Speaker 10: this too. It's like what we have to do for
Speaker 10: work doesn't look like it's actually work when we're doing it, right.
Speaker 5: A lot of people have said that, yeah, like having
Speaker 5: to post things things, can do it, Yeah, exactly, like
Speaker 5: you fucking do it.
Speaker 3: Then.
Speaker 5: Yeah, it's like I get it. You go to work
Speaker 5: for your ten hours and then that's your job ten hours,
Speaker 5: Like yeah, because you only works four days a week.
Speaker 10: He's he's a machinist. He's like so smart, cool yeah,
Speaker 10: and I'm like that's great.
Speaker 1: Like he's not making that white money he is. Okay,
Speaker 1: that's how your mom came around. Yeah, I accept him now. Yeah.
Speaker 10: Oh yeah, you got a promotion and a raise. He's
Speaker 10: like killing it and I'm just like, I'm working right now.
Speaker 10: He's like, you're on Instagram like it's a job.
Speaker 1: Yeah, honestly. Yeah, Like if I could delete this app,
Speaker 1: I would, we all would. Yeah, oh my god, I
Speaker 1: hate it. Yeah, it's terrible.
Speaker 5: And then if you don't post for like twenty four hours,
Speaker 5: people are just like, are you okay? You're like, oh god,
Speaker 5: like I know.
Speaker 1: And so I'm just like trying to explain, like I
Speaker 1: have to be on Reddit.
Speaker 10: Yeah, not only because I need to check what happened
Speaker 10: in the Housewives, but because I also need to prome
Speaker 10: out my show.
Speaker 1: You have to be on Breddit, but I have to
Speaker 1: so funny, but like, yeah, so you haven't moved in yet. No,
Speaker 1: we're moving in January first. That's a big January first. Wow, yeah,
Speaker 1: you can't go home. I can't get drunk on New Year's.
Speaker 10: Oh, I'll be drunk. I hired movers. Oh, I've moved
Speaker 10: like three times in the past five years. I've hired
Speaker 10: a mover.
Speaker 1: We're too old to not hire movie.
Speaker 5: Yes, yeah, you know what I mean. It's like we're
Speaker 5: not doing the whole Like yeah, remember when I've got
Speaker 5: I got you that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, pizza and beer for moving is like, that's like
Speaker 2: very ten years ago. You can't ask your friends to.
Speaker 1: One hundred and fifty dollars how to do that?
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, but they do it so quickly. The movers
Speaker 4: are really good at what they do. I'm like, God,
Speaker 4: Danny just moved a whole fucking apartment to one other
Speaker 4: apartment in like an hour.
Speaker 5: Yeah, what the fuck?
Speaker 4: I always order the boyfriend experience with movers, which is
Speaker 4: you show up and you haven't fully packed yet, and
Speaker 4: then they go corinne and then they pack it for you.
Speaker 5: Oh my gosh, I do that too, and yeah, it's
Speaker 5: so funny.
Speaker 1: I renamed it the last guy.
Speaker 2: I thought it was hilarious and he knew who I
Speaker 2: was somehow, and though he seemed to only speak Russian, but.
Speaker 1: We have a base off.
Speaker 2: Hot and he was, and I was like trying to explain.
Speaker 2: I was like, I actually left them to keep moving.
Speaker 1: I was like our show.
Speaker 4: Yeah, and then he goes, you, no, I know who
Speaker 4: you are. I go, well, I'm Corin who hired you.
Speaker 4: But I was like, I'm also and then he goes, no, no,
Speaker 4: I know who you are, and I go, okay, later,
Speaker 4: don't let you underwear. Maybe he did do it because
Speaker 4: everything I'm so nice.
Speaker 1: Yeah, a mover.
Speaker 4: If I moved, I'm like obsessed with being in people's homes,
Speaker 4: like it's just so interesting to me. Like, but if
Speaker 4: I was a mover, I would just like want to
Speaker 4: go through everybody's stuff if they weren't there.
Speaker 2: I feel like it would get boring, though, because it
Speaker 2: would become anne something.
Speaker 1: You'd find something.
Speaker 2: I don't know that you would so many like like
Speaker 2: I think you find something if you went through your stuff,
Speaker 2: but like people are born, I guess they're so boring.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I guess.
Speaker 5: I don't know. I have so many journals I haven't finished.
Speaker 1: But again we're comparing it to us, you know, someone
Speaker 1: regular person.
Speaker 5: Yeah right, I'd be like like.
Speaker 1: Just like a box of clothes and a box of files. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's to do list, and it would be like get groceries.
Speaker 1: I've never written that down.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I just go and I'm like, fuck when I
Speaker 5: get home, I forgot everything.
Speaker 1: Yeah, cookies, yeah, three types of cookies.
Speaker 10: Whatever I get when I'm out, like Stone just like,
Speaker 10: oh yeah, I definitely want this entire wheels open.
Speaker 1: Then I'm like, what about the It's so good.
Speaker 2: It's so Creek spinach pieous felo.
Speaker 1: Though, Oh my gosh, I love that you just know
Speaker 1: everything about well.
Speaker 2: Greekfood is my favorite type of food. I'm a Jersey girl,
Speaker 2: so diners. I've been eating Greek food at diners my
Speaker 2: whole life. You know, my best friends is Greek.
Speaker 10: Do you let's discuss the rice though? Do we think
Speaker 10: we could do a little bit more with the Greek race?
Speaker 1: I actually really like that Greek race. But I can't.
Speaker 2: I can't eat that much rice to be getting with
Speaker 2: because I got an autoimmune dis twitter, so I can't
Speaker 2: process carbohydrates at all.
Speaker 1: Keep I gotta keep off the rice.
Speaker 10: Fucking wish like telling you, like, I just growing by
Speaker 10: the day. I like New York's the worst. Like I'm
Speaker 10: just like, I guess I'll have pizza, but I shouldn't.
Speaker 4: Yeah, cheap too, like pizza. But it's a like you
Speaker 4: do a lot of walking here. I mean even all
Speaker 4: the subways up and down those stairs. That's not nothing.
Speaker 1: I'll tell you.
Speaker 5: I'm not breaking even.
Speaker 4: Also, America allows additives in the food that I feel
Speaker 4: like just kind of fuck people.
Speaker 1: That's like make people bigger than normal. Like you got
Speaker 1: a sticker here my my personal trainer when I had one.
Speaker 1: I remember one time she went to Paris and she's like,
Speaker 1: I just.
Speaker 4: Ate and she she would always eat like a chicken
Speaker 4: breast and broccoli, like she really did stick to it,
Speaker 4: Like at a birthday party.
Speaker 1: I once saw her get a burger and just eat
Speaker 1: the patty. I'm like, Jesus fuck, if that's what I
Speaker 1: got to do, look like that. I don't want to know.
Speaker 4: But she went to Paris and she had bread and
Speaker 4: cheese and wine all day, all night, for all the meals.
Speaker 1: She's like, I lost weight. I'm like, what the fuck?
Speaker 2: I had a croissant every day in Ireland and I
Speaker 2: didn't gain even half a pound on vacation I went America.
Speaker 5: I know why I want my food back.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, where's the last vegas of countries they have
Speaker 1: a lot of things.
Speaker 5: Like in the UK they have like so many gluten
Speaker 5: free options, so many great things.
Speaker 1: And yeah, and I can eat McDonald's in the UK,
Speaker 1: it's only certain places.
Speaker 3: I was like.
Speaker 2: I was like, food in Englands is also very bad
Speaker 2: though for you. That's what they're fat there too.
Speaker 5: Have you been to Scotland? No horrific?
Speaker 2: Oh really?
Speaker 4: I what is it?
Speaker 1: What kind of food?
Speaker 5: Like shepherd's pieas like that's a sheep Yeah, but they
Speaker 5: like even the things that they had there.
Speaker 10: I went to a pancake place. We're trying to get
Speaker 10: pancakes for breakfast. They had Perry Perry pancakes.
Speaker 1: What's that? What's that?
Speaker 5: It's like you got some Nando's here.
Speaker 1: Oh Nando's they know, but they're in England.
Speaker 5: Perry Perry sauce like it's like a like I don't know,
Speaker 5: like a spicy sauce.
Speaker 1: It's like a savory thing. Yeah.
Speaker 5: And I was like, and they like we have barbecue pancakes.
Speaker 5: And I was like, do you have like maple syrup.
Speaker 1: And like banana butter. It's so funny.
Speaker 5: And then they brought me these green pancakes and I
Speaker 5: was like, is everyone okay.
Speaker 2: Here, Well, you guys have the best maple syrup though,
Speaker 2: even your maple syrup is way better than ours. Yeah,
Speaker 2: or sometimes they put at a bougie place, they'll put
Speaker 2: like real maple seer on the menu, but you always
Speaker 2: got to pay extra for it.
Speaker 5: It's so good.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it is really good.
Speaker 4: That was.
Speaker 10: That's like our field trips when you were younger, would
Speaker 10: be going to like Pioneer Village, which now looking back
Speaker 10: on was fucked up, but like, we go.
Speaker 1: To Pioneer Village. They were here first.
Speaker 10: Yeah, and now we're taking everything they gave us. And
Speaker 10: then you tap trees. They taught us how to tap trees,
Speaker 10: and and we go home with our little bottle and
Speaker 10: it's like.
Speaker 5: Really Cutead's Canadian Canadian store I've ever heard.
Speaker 1: That's great. What were your field trips New York City? Yeah,
Speaker 1: Broadway Place.
Speaker 5: Yeah sure, Oh that's a good one though.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: When you live outside the city, we're like, yeah, I was,
Speaker 1: I was I Philly, so we came here.
Speaker 2: Oh really, I was in the theater club. Yeah, we
Speaker 2: just go to see Yeah, we would just go see
Speaker 2: the Broadway plays together. We saw seventeen seventy six, which
Speaker 2: I feel like that's not good for children.
Speaker 1: No, yeah, a lot of violence. No, it's just long
Speaker 1: and boring.
Speaker 4: It's like it's like if The Hall of Presidents was
Speaker 4: a musical unnecessary.
Speaker 5: Oh I love that though.
Speaker 1: Yeah. I saw Rent in eighth grade. I was like this, whoa,
Speaker 1: it's pretty kinky for it.
Speaker 7: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Well, one of my one of my close friends, her
Speaker 4: mom was our theater teacher, and she was like, you guys,
Speaker 4: just do whatever you want.
Speaker 1: We're like, okay, we saw Rent. Wow, it's like I
Speaker 1: think it was original cast. Yeah, really it was awesome.
Speaker 1: Adam Rapp wasn't. Yeah, it was. And then I saw
Speaker 1: Spam a lot with the original cast. Yeah, I saw too.
Speaker 1: Oh my fucking Christ, so good. We don't have much
Speaker 1: longer to to to talk though.
Speaker 2: If there's any musicals that you've seen at the original cast,
Speaker 2: now's the time to tell us.
Speaker 10: I did Shakespeare Your Money in the Ring, I did
Speaker 10: the Shakespeare's Postival. And then it's the first year they
Speaker 10: had comedy, so I went and saw a bunch of
Speaker 10: different plays, but there was no original cast, and they
Speaker 10: were really good, but like, I don't know, it's not
Speaker 10: anywhere close to what it's like here. Yeah, in the
Speaker 10: hotel in Stratford, Ontario, I.
Speaker 1: Will say Toronto great sex clubs.
Speaker 5: Very good sex clubs. Oasis. Yeah, Oasis is amazing.
Speaker 4: The fuck that's like, if I had money, that's what
Speaker 4: I would make that. I'm like, no, notes, Oh.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's great. Pool, the pool. I was just about
Speaker 1: to say the fun. The pool is awesome.
Speaker 4: The pool is awesome, and like and the sex swings
Speaker 4: and stuff and like the and then everybody in the
Speaker 4: locker room is just like sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, and.
Speaker 1: You're like, this is so fun. Oasis is amazing. I
Speaker 1: tried to have you gone there with your boyfriend. No,
Speaker 1: he's not.
Speaker 10: He I tried to pitch a lot of things to him.
Speaker 10: He's very like conservative in the sense of, like Hollie
Speaker 10: is sexually.
Speaker 1: Any room wiggle room to try something new.
Speaker 10: I even tried to like suggest as a joke once,
Speaker 10: being like, oh, we could be in like an open relationship.
Speaker 5: We should explore that.
Speaker 1: What a funny joke. Yeah, yeah, I love when guys
Speaker 1: play that joke on me.
Speaker 10: And he's like, oh my god, that'd be like so sick.
Speaker 10: So he's like, so, like you'd be able to date
Speaker 10: other people. And I was like, yeah, He's like, and
Speaker 10: I'd be able to date other people. And I'm like, yeah,
Speaker 10: he's like, can you keep dating that person because we
Speaker 10: would no longer fucking me together?
Speaker 1: Whoa he just a guy for that? Yeah.
Speaker 5: I was like, oh my god, you're dating a comedian.
Speaker 5: The mister x are amazing. So yeah, there's no wiggle room.
Speaker 5: I tried.
Speaker 1: And do you feel like that?
Speaker 4: Like, are you like, ah, is that a big part
Speaker 4: of your sexuality that you want to express or is
Speaker 4: that something you don't mind shelving it and you're fine
Speaker 4: with it.
Speaker 10: I think that I would have cared ten years ago,
Speaker 10: but I think I got it all out of my system. Niceyeah,
Speaker 10: And then now I'm just kind of like, yeah, I
Speaker 10: just I'm tired. Yeah, I'm just tired in general. I
Speaker 10: just think it would be nice to have the option
Speaker 10: on the table. But at the end of the day,
Speaker 10: it's like, you're just getting hand jobs anyway half the week.
Speaker 10: So I don't even know why I'm pretending I give a.
Speaker 1: Fuck, Like, wait, you give your boyfriend hand jobs? Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: it's a completion.
Speaker 5: I'm so tired.
Speaker 1: I never do that. That's to me, that's way more
Speaker 1: working rather fuck them.
Speaker 4: No, was just like.
Speaker 1: Hand job is like you gotta be in a certain angle, you.
Speaker 4: Gotta like I also feel like very few women are
Speaker 4: actually good at hand jobs, right, but also really good
Speaker 4: at Okay, any tips, we'll try them later.
Speaker 5: Starting off and like like starting off at the bottom.
Speaker 1: Your hand just creaks around. Was like, maybe she is good.
Speaker 1: You like kind of have to do like a emotion thing.
Speaker 10: Yeah, and then you like go to the top and
Speaker 10: you like kind of get to the top like where
Speaker 10: like the little eye is and then peep hole. Yeah,
Speaker 10: and then like pull it all the way down and
Speaker 10: like keep doing that and like change change the course
Speaker 10: like fast and slow and fast and slow yea, and
Speaker 10: then you gotta get it like it has to be
Speaker 10: your hand has to be not super dry.
Speaker 4: Well yeah, yeah, Babeland has a great loop. It's water based,
Speaker 4: does not smell. It's like fucking exactly what you want
Speaker 4: in a loop.
Speaker 10: Okay, So you could do that in ten minutes with
Speaker 10: that with that technique, yeah yeah yeah. And then like
Speaker 10: you can't even get through the Netflix intro telling you wow.
Speaker 1: Yeah. So and he's fine with the hand jobs, he
Speaker 1: likes them, Yeah, he does. I feel like, but I
Speaker 1: mean you would know because you see, yeah, the fruits
Speaker 1: of your labor literally, yeah, on on the screens on
Speaker 1: the walls.
Speaker 5: So good for him.
Speaker 2: But it's so interesting because if you when you watch
Speaker 2: a guy give himself a hand drink himself off, he
Speaker 2: doesn't call it giving himself a hand job.
Speaker 1: Technically he could and right.
Speaker 2: It's always like number one, it's never like fully erect,
Speaker 2: and then it's always like holding it like really close to.
Speaker 1: The top and like.
Speaker 4: Loose, like almost too hard or loose. It's like you're
Speaker 4: trying to get the remaining drop with the water out
Speaker 4: of the water.
Speaker 5: That's why you gotta get to that top and then
Speaker 5: like do the quick slide down.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker 2: It's just fascinating to watch someone drinking themselves off though,
Speaker 2: because it's just so different.
Speaker 1: Then you would do it. Yeah.
Speaker 4: I always asked the guy to jerk himself because I
Speaker 4: want to see it as research before I get in.
Speaker 1: You know, I'm like, how do you touch yourself?
Speaker 4: I want to know what you because you didn't you know,
Speaker 4: you know what they like and they don't have to
Speaker 4: explain it, like you just see it. But sometimes when
Speaker 4: they do it, you're like like that, You're like do
Speaker 4: you have to do some inner work, Like every watched.
Speaker 2: On something and then you go, oh, no, something's not right. Okay, Yeah,
Speaker 2: that's what I always find out. That's what I don't
Speaker 2: really like watching people. Yeah, some things I don't.
Speaker 1: I feel like when guys jerk I don't know where
Speaker 1: I'm getting this from.
Speaker 4: Like maybe it's a psychic vision, but like they're just
Speaker 4: like hunched over, like like they look like hunched over
Speaker 4: in a way that they're never hunched over and in
Speaker 4: that way any other scenario.
Speaker 1: I don't know, but like I had to have seen
Speaker 1: this because I remember being alarmed by it. Yeah, but
Speaker 1: it wasn't it wasn't on a screen. It was in person, right,
Speaker 1: it was doing it. It was like a homeless guy
Speaker 1: or something. Okay, we do see a lot of people
Speaker 1: that we didn't ask to be in our memory.
Speaker 4: Bank A jerk off in the subway, Yeah, there's a
Speaker 4: lot of masks, bare of a lot of.
Speaker 2: Against I've seen one guy fully in a McDonald's. No,
Speaker 2: and I know, I just can't go to that booth anymore.
Speaker 5: People more so do crack on the subway.
Speaker 7: And they do that.
Speaker 1: I don't know if you see crack on the subway.
Speaker 1: I see it on the streets.
Speaker 5: Yeah, they like to be indoors with their crack in Canada.
Speaker 5: Oldt that the justification immediately it is, yeah, crack.
Speaker 1: Set yourself up. The crack is warm. Your body should
Speaker 1: be warm too, That is fair. Crackle crackle.
Speaker 4: So that any other nuggets of wisdom you want to
Speaker 4: drop on his or like stories you want to tell
Speaker 4: or or anything.
Speaker 5: No real nuggets of wisdom right now.
Speaker 10: To be honest, I will say that I'm very happy
Speaker 10: that I don't have to give head anymore.
Speaker 1: You don't have to. Did someone let you off the hook?
Speaker 5: I let myself off the hook? D else did you make?
Speaker 1: Did you make like a proclamation? Yeah?
Speaker 10: Once I started brushing my teeth and gagging, I was like,
Speaker 10: you're not your dick's not getting in my mouth?
Speaker 1: Huh did that? You guys have like that? Just remembered something.
Speaker 2: I didn't have a switch, but I do get like
Speaker 2: I get morning sickness a lot. And I saw like
Speaker 2: it's sometimes I like dag when I brush my teeth
Speaker 2: in the morning.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I just remember this.
Speaker 4: Two weeks ago, we were in the shower and I
Speaker 4: was sucking sucking the d and uh, I just in
Speaker 4: the morning, straight up just bomb projectile vomited.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you just remembered that you project out vomited while
Speaker 1: going down on your boyfriend. How has that not been
Speaker 1: on the show?
Speaker 4: So I wanted to block it out, honestly, and I
Speaker 4: just forgot yeah, yeah, yeah. It wasn't that I wasn't
Speaker 4: gonna say it on the show, but I was going,
Speaker 4: I gotta say.
Speaker 1: That on the show. But I was just like, oh god, because.
Speaker 4: We hadn't done it in a while, and I was like, oh,
Speaker 4: I wanted was so happy we're being sexual and then
Speaker 4: I fucking vomited everywhere. Where? Did the go.
Speaker 1: Is it towards his dick or away from it?
Speaker 3: It is?
Speaker 1: He okay, Yeah, he's okay, he's fine.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I got maybe got in his pea holes that
Speaker 4: were you're saying maybe because it was in my mouth
Speaker 4: and the vomit came out.
Speaker 1: And you pulled the dick out and then the vomit.
Speaker 1: I mean, you know it was his reaction.
Speaker 4: He was like, oh boy, no, because I was really
Speaker 4: deep throating it because I like that. And now I
Speaker 4: guess my gag reflects is like, bitch, you're thirty five.
Speaker 5: Now something changes be better. That is, so, what have
Speaker 5: you eaten? I want to actually know that too.
Speaker 1: We questions so that it was your dinner from last night.
Speaker 1: But yeah, yeah, that's gross. That's pretty gross. And I
Speaker 1: was like, well, we were in the shower and he knew.
Speaker 5: I always wonder how men get U t I s
Speaker 5: and now right know.
Speaker 1: Usually from cheating on you. Wait and then so how
Speaker 1: you gone down on him? Since?
Speaker 4: Oh yes, Oh, I can't believe giving head though I
Speaker 4: love it, really, it turns me on.
Speaker 1: It turns me on. I love deep throat. I love
Speaker 1: all that I love.
Speaker 5: I love it.
Speaker 1: I love it.
Speaker 4: I love a dick in my mouth. It depends on
Speaker 4: who's attached to the deck. But when I like the
Speaker 4: person attached to it, I love it. I'll just put
Speaker 4: it in my mouth when it's flaccid, not even trying
Speaker 4: to do anything, just like fucking see what happens.
Speaker 1: You know, it's a different consistency.
Speaker 10: I only want my tears like in my eyes when
Speaker 10: it's like a sad movie. I can't be using that
Speaker 10: for decks anymore. I'm so I was so good at
Speaker 10: giving hide for so long. Yeah, And I think it
Speaker 10: was because I was just like, oh, well that's like
Speaker 10: going to be the thing that they remember about me.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 5: But then like honestly, once I started gagging, just like
Speaker 5: brushing my teeth.
Speaker 1: It just happened one day.
Speaker 4: It's like when people smoke weed and then all of
Speaker 4: a sudden they get paranoid and they're like never again.
Speaker 4: I always I'm always like a little harp. I'm like,
Speaker 4: oh that sucks, but you know, ye what you gotta do.
Speaker 10: It's like I literally started getting allergic, like I don't know,
Speaker 10: like yeah, just it was crazy and like weird.
Speaker 1: I didn't know that could happen. I didn't maybe that
Speaker 1: it's happening to me and I don't know, but I did.
Speaker 5: But yeah, it's good. Now it's just to be like
Speaker 5: it's my personality that you love.
Speaker 1: Yeah, well that's more sustainable, is it? Depending on that's
Speaker 1: also ever changing.
Speaker 2: To I feel like I've gotten sick of people's personalities
Speaker 2: before they're don tale Yah. Yeah, I've never Like it's
Speaker 2: very rare that I've stopped seeing someone because I didn't
Speaker 2: want to fuck them anymore.
Speaker 1: Actually, right, I think that's a more female thing than
Speaker 1: a male thing.
Speaker 2: I think, Mike, how like for you have you more
Speaker 2: often tired of someone's personality or they're or fucking them?
Speaker 1: Really celebrationirlfriend?
Speaker 8: Are you kidding?
Speaker 3: You know what?
Speaker 1: See?
Speaker 2: I appreciate this honesty because I try to say things
Speaker 2: like that, because I hear my guy friends talk about
Speaker 2: it this all weekend and I try to talk about
Speaker 2: it and stand up and no one wants to hear it,
Speaker 2: and everyone acts like I'm just some bitter woman spreading
Speaker 2: me this information, and I go, literally, I couldn't be
Speaker 2: I'm trying to tell you the truth and open up
Speaker 2: your eyes.
Speaker 8: Have a girlfriend because you like like her.
Speaker 2: You're even saying it with disdain in your because you
Speaker 2: when you end up liking someone and you're like, this
Speaker 2: is a fucking nightmare.
Speaker 5: I love?
Speaker 1: How is that ship about? That's so fucked up? We
Speaker 1: want to fuck.
Speaker 8: I don't know what to tell you. I didn't, I didn't.
Speaker 1: I would pay to be gay. You know, Mike, you didn't.
Speaker 1: You didn't need physiology. Yeah, and you're not, clearly not
Speaker 1: the only one who thinks that what the fuck is
Speaker 1: that about?
Speaker 3: YEA?
Speaker 1: So fucked up? I know not not not that a
Speaker 1: guy is doing that to f to be fucked up.
Speaker 1: And I know that that's why I meant like wigs.
Speaker 2: I'm not joking, right, you ever reading cosmics, you're like
Speaker 2: a different person where when you when you color your hair? Yeah,
Speaker 2: because they they're they're sick of fucking you.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that is not romantic at all. Aren't romantic? They
Speaker 1: are they're gay?
Speaker 2: You know what?
Speaker 5: You know what that doesn't make me feel about the
Speaker 5: head jobs.
Speaker 1: I'm like him, like that makes you feel better about.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I feel so much better. I'm like, that's what
Speaker 5: you deserve. Yeah, you're over my personal my brilliant, shining personality.
Speaker 1: No, he likes your personality still, he just doesn't want
Speaker 1: to fuck you. That sucks. So he really does like
Speaker 1: you for you. Actually, what we learn on today's episode
Speaker 1: of that man really do.
Speaker 5: Like us for us.
Speaker 8: If it gives you any peace of mind, every man
Speaker 8: will do this at least at least he likes you.
Speaker 1: Wait, every man, every man will do what I want
Speaker 1: to their girlfriends. Yeah.
Speaker 6: Yeah, you know what I was saying, somebody who you
Speaker 6: who you like, who likes you, because that's really the formula.
Speaker 1: You know, they're gonna fuck you. They're just not gonna want.
Speaker 5: Yeah, they're just like yeah, if this is someone else
Speaker 5: I'm gonna cry.
Speaker 1: I actually, I mean, I mean, the thing is like
Speaker 1: I I often I of the personality before the fucking.
Speaker 2: But I also like, at a certain point, I'm like,
Speaker 2: I know this move, I'd rather be fucking someone else.
Speaker 2: That does not happen to you, guys, it does. Yeah,
Speaker 2: like I'd rather be someone else, they would rather be No,
Speaker 2: I'd rather I just think of other people in my head.
Speaker 2: That's at certain points in the relationship. You never think
Speaker 2: of anyone else when I masturbate. Yeah, but when I'm
Speaker 2: with the person, it's I know. Also, I'm like, I
Speaker 2: all of my friends in my head, Like.
Speaker 1: There was an electrician who came to last week, and
Speaker 1: I like the way he changed the life.
Speaker 4: But you know what it is, I don't want to
Speaker 4: go there because then I don't I'm gonna permanently think
Speaker 4: of somebody else my boy, and I don't want to.
Speaker 4: That's why he never wants to be facing him.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah, Oh reverse came, I wonder how as Yeah,
Speaker 1: you see dead ass?
Speaker 3: Oh my god.
Speaker 1: He does always close his eyes. God it, Oh my god.
Speaker 5: There's never been a straw water moment that was bigger
Speaker 5: than that one.
Speaker 3: My god.
Speaker 2: Oh, sometimes when I'm like, you ever try to come
Speaker 2: and then you like try to check if they're looking
Speaker 2: at you, Like it's like a horror movie.
Speaker 1: It's just like, I hope but I went away. Oh
Speaker 1: you look through the keyholders and I look back. Literally
Speaker 1: nothing more to me.
Speaker 2: It's like I just assume we're both closing our eyes
Speaker 2: when we come. Sometimes when I take a peek and
Speaker 2: he's looking at me, I go, oh, no, something's.
Speaker 1: Gone terribly wrong.
Speaker 5: But is that that also looks like you're coming.
Speaker 4: I'm worried if I start thinking of other people, I'm
Speaker 4: not going to go back.
Speaker 1: I think, yeah, maybe that's the you have to run
Speaker 1: the people. What's the problem here? Yeah, but I like him?
Speaker 2: Yeah, well then but I don't want to divorce that.
Speaker 2: But I think that's like you're testing yourself. How much
Speaker 2: do you really like him? So if you like him
Speaker 2: so much, you should be able to wander and then
Speaker 2: come back. Oh okay, what a logic, I think, so right,
Speaker 2: Oh I'm so great.
Speaker 1: Well then let them fuck you.
Speaker 2: Well you're thinking of someone else, and see you can
Speaker 2: play at this game eyes clothes man, you know, fuck,
Speaker 2: it's fine?
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, yeah, you should try it. Out and
Speaker 1: let everybody. You need more male friends. I think, no,
Speaker 1: I don't want them. We're gonna break my heart.
Speaker 2: I know she's too gentle I handle and I report back. Yeah,
Speaker 2: and I've been it makes me upset too.
Speaker 1: I've been sure.
Speaker 2: I've been so open with how much information I'm funneling
Speaker 2: back to women with my male friends, and I go
Speaker 2: every time I hang out with my goal I just
Speaker 2: want to reiterate on Monday, this is all going back
Speaker 2: to women, So please filter what you're saying.
Speaker 1: And I'm still getting this.
Speaker 5: Level and they're just like, no, I'm going to tell
Speaker 5: you exactly that's but then.
Speaker 1: They don't want to suck their girlfriend, but they don't
Speaker 1: want to.
Speaker 8: Be alone, like just no, they don't want to break
Speaker 8: that other person's heart.
Speaker 1: Literally, no one can see this, but you're literally actually
Speaker 1: tearing up.
Speaker 2: A listener sent me the funniest comic strip over the weekends.
Speaker 2: Thank you whoever sent this to me. It was literally
Speaker 2: so it was to two like frames and the first
Speaker 2: one was a man and a woman holding hands over
Speaker 2: a dinner table and the woman is saying to the man,
Speaker 2: I don't know what I do without you, And then
Speaker 2: it said what he'd do. And it was a man
Speaker 2: holding another woman woman's hands over at dinner table, and
Speaker 2: it was saying the girl was saying, I don't know
Speaker 2: what i'd do without you, and it's like the comic
Speaker 2: was just like, yeah, he just moved down to another girl.
Speaker 1: That's what he would do without you. And it was
Speaker 1: so fucking accurate. I was like, I love that.
Speaker 5: It's so accurate.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean, you know, it was like painting redo
Speaker 1: pop culture because we're sold this bullshit.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 1: I mean we'd covered this in the past two years.
Speaker 1: I know, but it's just you know, you got to
Speaker 1: hear it so many times. The really thing I was
Speaker 1: focusing on, I guess. But when Mike said, no, no,
Speaker 1: guy likes fucking his girlfriend. Mike nice. So true.
Speaker 4: Mike's pretty nice too, I know. When one of the
Speaker 4: good ones says that, you go, yeah, we're really in
Speaker 4: a pickle here.
Speaker 1: It's yes, it's the way it is to have a
Speaker 1: conversation tonight.
Speaker 8: Later, I'm sure he's gonna like me.
Speaker 1: And you know what, Actually, they didn't.
Speaker 2: Study and it said that the one thing that can
Speaker 2: make men horniers when their girlfriend confrontationally came home and said,
Speaker 2: but do you know, you want to fuck me.
Speaker 1: They actually said that it actually helped the libido.
Speaker 5: Yeah, two years later, always marriage after that.
Speaker 1: Just come home and like a fucking wig. Yeah yeah,
Speaker 1: I have a lot of wigs. I wouldn't I wouldn't.
Speaker 1: I wouldn't say I wouldn't know to actually bring any
Speaker 1: of this up. You know, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not.
Speaker 1: I'm just like the link to that. That really does suck.
Speaker 1: I don't know. I feel like it sucks that it's
Speaker 1: that accepted. But you like you like, you like accepted.
Speaker 1: It's not like it's like.
Speaker 8: It's a it's a fact of nature.
Speaker 2: We're all just accepting that metter thinking of other people
Speaker 2: while they're fucking up. But when someone has to propose
Speaker 2: a bill to stop it, no, I mean it's it's
Speaker 2: not it's going to make some change.
Speaker 8: Breathe air like there's the sun shines. These are like nature.
Speaker 1: That's what I mean. That's exactly what I mean. That's
Speaker 1: exactly what I mean. I'm like, this is just like
Speaker 1: a fact, yes, but like no one really downstream.
Speaker 4: But well, I feel like I was with somebody for
Speaker 4: seven years and we fucked the whole time, and his
Speaker 4: eyes were open, not not to say he wasn't thinking
Speaker 4: of other people.
Speaker 1: Of course, that's so natural. That's so natural what I'm saying.
Speaker 2: Every time you had three somes and you did a
Speaker 2: lot of like exploredive stuff, which is kind of what
Speaker 2: you want to do anyway.
Speaker 1: So it's like there is room then for him to
Speaker 1: technically fuck other.
Speaker 4: People, for sure, And I like that, but like I
Speaker 4: don't want every time we're fucking for you to be
Speaker 4: like I don't really want to be here.
Speaker 2: I don't think I think every time it is it
Speaker 2: an extreme I hope. But also I feel like with
Speaker 2: like all like all your beliefs, it's kind of like
Speaker 2: we're all like we're hanging out with other people, but
Speaker 2: we're really on our own, separate journeys.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so that's kind kind of the main work that
Speaker 1: we're getting done.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 4: No, And like I know you're tracked other people and
Speaker 4: I don't think it.
Speaker 1: Other people are in sex. Yes, that's totally normal.
Speaker 4: It's totally normal, like fucking rubber Nette, Like I get that,
Speaker 4: to flirt even when you're relateship, Like I get that's
Speaker 4: I get that, But like I don't know, something changed
Speaker 4: to me today tonight on the stouch.
Speaker 5: I should have never come to New York.
Speaker 1: No, you should have. You should have tomorrow. I'm glad
Speaker 1: though this you were you were catalysts. Guys.
Speaker 4: I think we can all agree you learn what you
Speaker 4: need to know when you need to know exactly well,
Speaker 4: because we've said this so many times, but for some
Speaker 4: reason it just registered a deeper way.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: That was like that's nothing even. It was like I've
Speaker 1: been saying that, it's just yeah, I just didn't know.
Speaker 1: It was like a yeah, drink water, you.
Speaker 5: Know, the rivers flow downstream really sent it for me.
Speaker 8: I don't know what It's like.
Speaker 1: This is very commonplace, you know. Thanks for being on
Speaker 1: the show.
Speaker 5: I'm so happy that you guys.
Speaker 1: How can people see you? How can people follow you?
Speaker 1: Like promote yourself? Where can we let them know?
Speaker 10: Okay, well, if you follow me on Instagram at team
Speaker 10: or T E E M A I R. All my
Speaker 10: shows are there. I'm doing a million shows and November December,
Speaker 10: so come check it out if you're in Toronto, Toronto,
Speaker 10: show up, yeah please, and then Twitter, same thing. I
Speaker 10: don't really use it anymore. I'm starting to switch to threads,
Speaker 10: but still Team Ror on both of those and uh,
Speaker 10: that's it really Facebook, no one uses and except for
Speaker 10: my mom. Yeah, and then if you want to check
Speaker 10: out any of my albums, I have two albums, table
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Speaker 1: Where can we get the albums?
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Speaker 5: to person Wine first because I was so broken. I'm like, look,
Speaker 5: it's on the table. I have a couple of dollars
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Speaker 10: Oh that's great, but they're all in band camp and
Speaker 10: every streaming service like Spotify, Apple, everything.
Speaker 5: But yeah, I love that.
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