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Speaker 3: Instantly, Walt Disney World tweeted out quote nineteen thirty nine
Speaker 3: was a vibe hashtag happy place, Okay, and then everybody
Speaker 3: pointed out that's.
Speaker 4: The year World War two started.
Speaker 3: Well, and you know what Disney said after they deleted it,
Speaker 3: they came back and said, we're late.
Speaker 5: Ah, that's like Walter, you were late for WWII, which
Speaker 5: stands for World War two, but you're not late for WCII.
Speaker 1: I mean we did get into that war pretty late,
Speaker 1: to be honest.
Speaker 3: Yeah, two viral sound bites from the internet. Only enough
Speaker 3: time to play one of them. Let's get right into
Speaker 3: your choices. Your first option is a Christmas theme song
Speaker 3: you've never heard before that's designed to put a little
Speaker 3: jingle in your jangle and some.
Speaker 4: Mule side in your backside.
Speaker 3: Or you want to go with option two, which is
Speaker 3: actual audio that aired on TV back in nineteen eighty seven.
Speaker 3: It happened at the very end of a Muppet Family
Speaker 3: Christmas on ABC and left viewers in complete and total shock.
Speaker 3: What's it gonna be, shaken your rump or Muppets get gumped?
Speaker 1: Oh this is hard. I'm gonna go Muppets.
Speaker 4: Get one for the Muppets, Brook.
Speaker 1: I love to relive my childhood trauma.
Speaker 2: Give me nineteen eighty seven, Muffets.
Speaker 4: I honestly think you made a great choice.
Speaker 3: Let's put into the sound of the Muppet Family Christmas
Speaker 3: ending from nineteen eighty seven that left viewers in total shock.
Speaker 6: Very Christmas, everyone, Hey Christmas, Chris.
Speaker 4: I'm doctor Timothy Johnson.
Speaker 6: Later on Nightline, it's a controversy about life and death.
Speaker 6: Do you keep a doomed baby alive so it's organs
Speaker 6: can be used to save the lives of others?
Speaker 3: What Cliff ran at the end of the Muppet Live TV.
Speaker 7: My god, which, oh my god, I'm a scarved I
Speaker 7: probably watched that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I was seven years old and all.
Speaker 8: These years later.
Speaker 3: Let's get right into your shock collar question of the day,
Speaker 3: and Jake I don't know if it's a clip that
Speaker 3: we just heard, or if it's the large pills that
Speaker 3: I took before we came on the air, But I
Speaker 3: feel really good about your question.
Speaker 4: Whatever it is, hit us with it well.
Speaker 9: The holiday experts say, if you're using more than three
Speaker 9: pieces of tape to wrap a present, then you're doing
Speaker 9: it wrong.
Speaker 1: Oh I am always doing it.
Speaker 8: People in Japan they don't even use it.
Speaker 9: I know it's amazing, but not everything can be packaged
Speaker 9: up into a neat little box with a bow on top,
Speaker 9: like the three hundred Twitch subscriber bots I purchased for Jose,
Speaker 9: Oh for the twenty pounds of loose eyelash glue that
Speaker 9: I got for Alexis. You know, some items just can't
Speaker 9: be easily covered up in bright festive paper. And that's
Speaker 9: why a new survey asked a thousand people to name
Speaker 9: a gift that's difficult to wrap. And I have the
Speaker 9: top four answers in front of me. We'll get into
Speaker 9: them all in another holiday edition of Unglued Family Feud.
Speaker 9: We'll start with the guy who's so excited for presents
Speaker 9: he's already looped up his chimney.
Speaker 3: Young Jeffrey you don't have to do that, you know, Yeah,
Speaker 3: I wanted him to have easy access.
Speaker 9: Jeff tell me a gift that's difficult to wrap.
Speaker 3: Well, I know from experience giving somebody a swiffer is tough.
Speaker 1: Didn't we just go over the other days or you
Speaker 1: were giving women kitchen.
Speaker 9: Use that in the back.
Speaker 1: It doesn't matter who it was. Nobody wants a swiffer.
Speaker 3: People want their house or a broom or anything wrong
Speaker 3: narrow that's tough to raw. So I'm gonna go with
Speaker 3: cleaning tools, broom, swiffer, et cetera.
Speaker 9: I'll give you every cleaning tool, and I'll tell you
Speaker 9: none of them are on the list.
Speaker 1: Nobody wants them wrapped.
Speaker 3: Jeffrey, I know what you're getting for.
Speaker 10: Okay.
Speaker 11: The other day I was trying to give my friend
Speaker 11: a birthday gift and it was a bottle of wine.
Speaker 12: And I hate wrapping them because if you put it
Speaker 12: in the stupid little.
Speaker 1: Wine bags, they know what it is then like instantly.
Speaker 13: If you wrap it, it's in the shape of a
Speaker 13: water so it's hard to wrap.
Speaker 3: But that's easy to wrap. It's not about like hiding it.
Speaker 11: I'm good alcohol because it clinks around too and stuff.
Speaker 3: I think it's hard show me alcohol.
Speaker 9: Get a better gift for someone, So I.
Speaker 8: Don't wrap presence anymore. I'm awful.
Speaker 6: But I look back to my childhood, Jake, and I
Speaker 6: think Jeff can agree.
Speaker 8: We love balls.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I was thinking that too, Yes.
Speaker 10: And.
Speaker 6: I remember trying to wrap a football for a family
Speaker 6: member in a soccer ball and it's just so hard.
Speaker 14: So I'm going to go with balls, Jake, Great sports
Speaker 14: balls number one, great answer, Jose over to Brook A
Speaker 14: gift that's difficult to wrap?
Speaker 2: Okay, So I mean the things that are hard to
Speaker 2: wrap are either really soft because you can't like push
Speaker 2: the tape down without it like poking all, or they're
Speaker 2: a weird shape like last year my son got his
Speaker 2: first ever bike, and let.
Speaker 1: Me tell you, not easy to wrap.
Speaker 8: No way you.
Speaker 1: Actually I use newspaper.
Speaker 8: Yeah, yes, difficult.
Speaker 1: Yeah, So I'm gonna go with the.
Speaker 9: Bike bicycle tricycle number four on the list. Let's go
Speaker 9: over to Jeffrey.
Speaker 3: Okay, you know I used this answer yesterday and it
Speaker 3: was right, and I bet it's on the list again.
Speaker 4: So I said cash.
Speaker 1: You just put cash in a card, that's all you do.
Speaker 1: Like they have specific cards even for cash.
Speaker 3: I'm not talking about having a card with it, just
Speaker 3: the cash. How do you wrap money individually?
Speaker 2: Wrapping dollar bill and how do you prevent it from
Speaker 2: getting torn when the package.
Speaker 3: Is It's especially awkward when you try and take it
Speaker 3: a couple hours later to the club and you then
Speaker 3: you throw it on stage and everybody's confused.
Speaker 4: Yeah, how do you know it's cash?
Speaker 3: Then I'm gonna go with cash Jack, terrible cash money.
Speaker 3: I don't know, Alexis.
Speaker 9: I have two more answers on the list. Save you
Speaker 9: from a shot collar.
Speaker 6: Think of what Brook said about soft and weird shaped things.
Speaker 6: Your favorite thing ever stuffy?
Speaker 8: Yeah that's true.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'll just go with that.
Speaker 11: Stuffed animals, Chake.
Speaker 9: Stuffed animals is not on the list. Reak out the
Speaker 9: list so far. Basketball football number one gave Jose all
Speaker 9: balls for that one, Alexis number two. Stuffed animals number
Speaker 9: three was a pet A lot of issues going on.
Speaker 3: Try trying to wrap some live stock the other year
Speaker 3: and it was awkward.
Speaker 1: We did a fish once and didn't turn out well.
Speaker 3: Water was the bicycle somebody wanted to hear Holly Jolly
Speaker 3: Christmas saying like goofy Okay, you'll have all the year.
Speaker 1: It's like goofy wait country.
Speaker 3: That's your shock College question of the day.
Speaker 10: Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 3: How often do the people in this room check your
Speaker 3: spam folders? Not your work one, I mean like your
Speaker 3: personal accounts.
Speaker 8: Oh, every like a few months. I will, And there's
Speaker 8: a lot of people in there.
Speaker 1: I don't really ever check it.
Speaker 10: Yeah me either.
Speaker 1: You can't reach me, then too bad.
Speaker 3: Well, if you haven't done it recently, you might want to.
Speaker 3: Because a fifty five year old woman from Michigan named
Speaker 3: Lauras Spears was recently looking for a missed email from
Speaker 3: one of her friends, and she rarely ever does this,
Speaker 3: but she checked her spam folder and in there was
Speaker 3: a message from the Michigan Lottery saying, Hey, you just
Speaker 3: want a prize. We've been trying to get a hold
Speaker 3: of you and you're not responding.
Speaker 6: Don't believe you, Prince in Michigan.
Speaker 3: Definitely seems a little bit suspicious, but surprisingly it was
Speaker 3: actually legit. What she tells, she logged into her lottery
Speaker 3: account to confirm if the message was true, and that's
Speaker 3: when it was revealed to her that she had actually
Speaker 3: won three million.
Speaker 15: Dollars million, who.
Speaker 4: Three mil three milk?
Speaker 3: Laura bought a Mega Million's lottery ticket just a few
Speaker 3: weeks before and didn't realize that she matched five numbers,
Speaker 3: including the mega multiplier.
Speaker 1: Wait a minute, should they know who?
Speaker 10: Won?
Speaker 8: Have an account if you log in and buy under
Speaker 8: your account?
Speaker 2: So that's why sometimes people are a mystery and sometimes
Speaker 2: they're not.
Speaker 8: And all they can say is, we was bought in
Speaker 8: this city.
Speaker 3: I guess it.
Speaker 4: So somehow it went into spam and she didn't know
Speaker 4: until she checked that older.
Speaker 3: If it wasn't for her friends saying hey, did you
Speaker 3: get my email, no, it.
Speaker 4: Would have just sat there and she never would have collected.
Speaker 1: Do you think the friends getting a cut there?
Speaker 4: Absolutely not.
Speaker 8: She's like, oh I found her email block. We'll never
Speaker 8: talk to you again.
Speaker 3: But now she says she plans on taking an early
Speaker 3: return hireman. And she also said she's going to be
Speaker 3: checking her spam folder regularly now and now she's gonna
Speaker 3: be falling for all those other scams that you guys
Speaker 3: were talking about. So be careful, Laura, but we're gonna
Speaker 3: all check our spam folders. Meanwhile, Laser story is coming
Speaker 3: up next. It's the radio segment that's launching the first
Speaker 3: inconvenience store.
Speaker 4: It's only open half an hour.
Speaker 3: A week inconvenience on Mondays at one in the afternoon,
Speaker 3: and they only accept cashier's checks.
Speaker 4: Good luck.
Speaker 3: It's Laser Stories, the segment where we read weird news
Speaker 3: stories around the world, just like everyone else does, except
Speaker 3: we have a laser and those other sliper derbs just don't.
Speaker 3: This first laser store is out of Spain. Thirty year
Speaker 3: old woman sent her mother a terrifying video where she
Speaker 3: was blindfolded as someone was holding a knife to her throat,
Speaker 3: and she was saying she'd been kidnapped and doesn't know why.
Speaker 3: Oh my god.
Speaker 2: Nice of the kidnappers to let her take a video
Speaker 2: and send it to her mom.
Speaker 3: Well, then she added, if her mother says anything to
Speaker 3: the police, the kidnappers would kill her.
Speaker 8: Oh my god, this is crazy.
Speaker 3: Just one big problem with her story. This was exactly
Speaker 3: the fourth time she told her mom she'd been kidnapped,
Speaker 3: and the three before this one were all faked a lot.
Speaker 1: I would not believe her.
Speaker 3: Well, hold on cuz they did work those three other times.
Speaker 3: Mom gave her supposed kidnappers a total of forty five
Speaker 3: thousand dollars.
Speaker 1: Snapers. You cannot do this to your mother. I just
Speaker 1: know that. It's a lot of stingy.
Speaker 3: Yeah, she was even caught back then when the police
Speaker 3: found her and her accomplices living it up at a casino.
Speaker 4: So you think mom would not pay.
Speaker 3: Up this time around, Okay, but you'd be wrong because
Speaker 3: she did.
Speaker 6: The parents ever, it's like, okay, we get it, and
Speaker 6: this happens all the time.
Speaker 3: Luckily, somehow the authorities caught wind of it, started investigating,
Speaker 3: and the woman with her four accomplices were arrested for
Speaker 3: trying to extort another fifty grand from the mother.
Speaker 8: Wow, as they should. That's awful.
Speaker 2: I lie to my mom one time about staying at
Speaker 2: a friend's house and she calls me out on it.
Speaker 1: I mean, I was even shaking kidnappings.
Speaker 3: A local news reporter started her report by saying, have
Speaker 3: you ever wondered how many times you can fake your
Speaker 3: own kidnapping and get away with it? Well, the answer
Speaker 3: we found is four more at eleven.
Speaker 6: More specific, mom, I need you to buy four first
Speaker 6: class tickets to the ball.
Speaker 8: Here's the names.
Speaker 3: Listed nextly as their stories out of India. A local
Speaker 3: village spent months dealing with daily energy cuts, like the
Speaker 3: lights in the power would go out for two to
Speaker 3: three hours and nobody could figure out why. After weeks
Speaker 3: of investigation, officials finally discovered the reason had nothing to
Speaker 3: do with energy.
Speaker 4: Sources or electricity.
Speaker 3: Turns out the outages were done on purpose by a
Speaker 3: young man who was desperate to meet his girlfriend in
Speaker 3: the dark.
Speaker 1: I mean, I guess he's definitely a duo.
Speaker 4: Yeah, his name is Sunita.
Speaker 3: He's an electrician in the village, and he was cutting
Speaker 3: power so the two of them could sneak off to
Speaker 3: a local school and make.
Speaker 4: Out for a while.
Speaker 8: In the school.
Speaker 3: He didn't want to see her face though, while apparently
Speaker 3: the residents had had enough and banded together. The next
Speaker 3: time the lights went off and they caught them in
Speaker 3: the act.
Speaker 1: That's got to be a little embarrassing.
Speaker 4: Witnesses say.
Speaker 3: The man was then paraded around the village, where he
Speaker 3: admitted to what he was doing. Ultimately, the villagers convinced
Speaker 3: the couple to get married.
Speaker 8: I did not expect.
Speaker 3: They no longer have to sneak around anywhere, and the
Speaker 3: lights have stayed on ever since.
Speaker 1: That's actually a really sweet story.
Speaker 4: Dislikes it because she keeps the lights on.
Speaker 1: Absolutely, I love it with the lights on.
Speaker 4: His Mex show has had a taie land.
Speaker 3: A thirty two year old woman named Apron Meeking was
Speaker 3: planning a trip with her friends when she thought before
Speaker 3: she left that she was going to get new eyebrows
Speaker 3: to look pretty. Oh, Meeking said. A friend suggested a
Speaker 3: budget shop for me, saying they had a bogo deal
Speaker 3: two tattooed eyebrows for the price of one.
Speaker 2: You don't want a budget eyebrows is one of the
Speaker 2: especially tattooed those aren't away any type.
Speaker 3: So she did it, and after the procedure she looked
Speaker 3: in the mirror and was completely speechless. The tattoo shop
Speaker 3: went overboard and gave her four eyebrows instead of two.
Speaker 4: Oh god, I.
Speaker 2: Mean if one is bad, if you only have eyebrow
Speaker 2: that said, then four must be great.
Speaker 16: She always looked shocked, and it is cool if you
Speaker 16: want four eyebrows, but she didn't, so she went back
Speaker 16: to the shop where they just filled in the gap between.
Speaker 4: Huge giant eyebrows.
Speaker 1: Why did you go back to the same shot.
Speaker 8: Like a statue?
Speaker 1: She's pretty.
Speaker 3: She then sought to have the botched brows removed, but
Speaker 3: the next day she discovered the clinic has got shut down.
Speaker 1: She went back to Gowhere removed.
Speaker 4: She was not able to contact the owners.
Speaker 2: Today's people who don't learn their lesson, like between the
Speaker 2: kidnapping mother and.
Speaker 3: The lady me. King said she felt so insecure that
Speaker 3: she hid in her home for months. But after learning
Speaker 3: about the incident online, another tattoo artist offer to fix
Speaker 3: her brows for free.
Speaker 4: Man, he gave her new ones six eyebrows.
Speaker 17: Now, no, I.
Speaker 1: Mean it was free. The last one was only a
Speaker 1: Bogo deal.
Speaker 3: It was a procedure that took three months as the
Speaker 3: old ink had to be removed and faded before tattooing
Speaker 3: new eyebrows on. But now Making says she's happy again
Speaker 3: and can lead a normal life.
Speaker 2: Oh man, She's always going to be known as the
Speaker 2: quad brow girl.
Speaker 4: This next lazer story is out of snooze, HQ.
Speaker 10: Oh let's go there.
Speaker 8: I just want to here.
Speaker 3: You've probably heard someone say, just imagine all the stuff
Speaker 3: I could get done if I didn't have to sleep.
Speaker 1: See, I would take out going to the bathroom. I
Speaker 1: think that big wasted time.
Speaker 8: Oh man.
Speaker 1: I always I love sleep, sleep.
Speaker 3: Well, a new pole hasts more than six thousand adults.
Speaker 3: If you could eliminate your own need for sleep, would
Speaker 3: you do it? Forty nine percent said no, they wouldn't
Speaker 3: bother it's nice, thirty percent said yes, they'd still sleep,
Speaker 3: and twenty one percent we're sure.
Speaker 6: We're sure.
Speaker 1: Why why they answer?
Speaker 4: Why are you doing this?
Speaker 3: Just don't answer it, walk away.
Speaker 11: This is a tougher question.
Speaker 8: I'll give him that mine.
Speaker 3: Just don't put an answer down.
Speaker 2: I mean, sometimes I need to go to sleep just
Speaker 2: so I can wake up in a better mood.
Speaker 8: Sleep is so fun.
Speaker 6: Literally, the first thing I do in the morning when
Speaker 6: I wake up is go man, I can't wait to
Speaker 6: do that again.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's the best part of my driving to work.
Speaker 4: I'll tell you, no, don't driving jack for what it's worth.
Speaker 3: Men are far more likely to continue sleeping than women are.
Speaker 3: Thirty seven percent of men would do it, only twenty
Speaker 3: three percent of women. But the biggest disparity is a
Speaker 3: person's age. Younger people surveyed between eighteen and twenty nine,
Speaker 3: we're much more likely to want to continue sleeping.
Speaker 10: Really, really, I.
Speaker 8: Thought it'd the other way.
Speaker 2: I find my dad's sleeping everywhere like that man can
Speaker 2: fall asleep no matter where he's at.
Speaker 6: But when Dad's wake up so early, and then they
Speaker 6: drag about it, and then they fall asleep by now.
Speaker 1: And then you're at lunch with them and wait, dad, yeah, dad.
Speaker 3: See the difference is that's not by choice, that's a
Speaker 3: total accident. But as people age, they're more willing to
Speaker 3: give up sleep, to the point where only seventeen percent
Speaker 3: of people sixty five and older say they'd continue sleeping
Speaker 3: if their body didn't have to do it.
Speaker 13: Yeah, there's not much time left, yes, yeah, Or they're like,
Speaker 13: I want to watch my program.
Speaker 4: I'll sleep when I'm dead. You know, some people can
Speaker 4: do stuff while.
Speaker 3: They sleep, Like people are sleepwalkers, some are sleep talkers.
Speaker 4: And then there's this guy. He works out in his sleep.
Speaker 1: That's impressive.
Speaker 3: Why do you think Sheelle is looking so trim? Oh
Speaker 3: he's a fit guy. I mean, Lazer Stories has come
Speaker 3: to an end for the day. We'll do it again,
Speaker 3: same time.
Speaker 10: On Monday, freaking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 3: We all know the true spirit of Christmas is about
Speaker 3: being with the family.
Speaker 4: Yes, for sure, rereading, love and joy.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Christmas cheers, and of course ruthless competition and holiday
Speaker 3: bragging rights. Nobody on earth is more obsessed with winning
Speaker 3: than hardcore Christmas carollers. I know they might seem sweet
Speaker 3: dressed in their old Victorian outfits, singing about yule Tide
Speaker 3: treasure and gay apparel. Fa la la la, la la la,
Speaker 3: But deep down they are warriors there to give their
Speaker 3: opponent a Christmas curb stopping.
Speaker 4: They'll never forget.
Speaker 3: That's why we sent our own Jose Bolanos and Alexis
Speaker 3: Fuller down into the holiday blood bag to ask the
Speaker 3: thousands of people there to bear witness what you're doing
Speaker 3: at the Christmas Carol competition. Oh my god, we're gonna
Speaker 3: pulay you the hardcore audio coming up. You know what
Speaker 3: Christmas carollers and snow have in common? What you pee
Speaker 3: on both and they disappear.
Speaker 8: No, that's not a thing.
Speaker 3: Not the other night, during the Christmas Carol Championships in
Speaker 3: the city, it was on, Oh we're talking sopranos versus baritone,
Speaker 3: Biggie pudding figaros versus the sugar plum Sonatas. It was
Speaker 3: getting ugly up in there, and that's why we sent
Speaker 3: Jose and Alexis to drop the mic right in front
Speaker 3: of the stage to ask the people, what you doing
Speaker 3: at the Christmas Carol Championships.
Speaker 11: What you're doing at the Christmas Carolyn competition?
Speaker 17: Just hang out just me and my friends.
Speaker 11: Were you planning on coming to this tonight?
Speaker 17: Or did you just heck yea for a very long time?
Speaker 4: He sings in choir in our church.
Speaker 1: Oh you sing?
Speaker 11: Are you wanting to be up there?
Speaker 17: I already got recruited by some groups? So next year, maybe.
Speaker 11: Wait this Conna be your big rig. What would your
Speaker 11: song be that you sing up there?
Speaker 17: Silent Night? Saw? Oh song?
Speaker 1: Are you restarting?
Speaker 17: I screwed up the first time?
Speaker 11: Saw the only part of the song.
Speaker 17: No, I crack under pressure, real easy.
Speaker 1: I really not.
Speaker 11: I should not be putting pressure on you. I don't
Speaker 11: even know notice sing.
Speaker 18: Oh.
Speaker 11: I thought this was like a professional, top tier recruitment.
Speaker 17: Yeah. I think they were just giving our cards to
Speaker 17: pretty much anybody.
Speaker 3: See. I don't think I would actually want to go
Speaker 3: watch the Christmas Caroling competition, but I would watch it
Speaker 3: if it.
Speaker 4: Was a bunch of people that didn't know.
Speaker 8: Any of the words, just words Silent Night, over and
Speaker 8: over again.
Speaker 1: I didn't know I could root for a caroler. Guys,
Speaker 1: got my vote next year.
Speaker 4: Man, We're all We're all there for you.
Speaker 6: What's you doing at the Christmas Caroling competition?
Speaker 19: Hey, I am a judge for the choral competition tonight.
Speaker 6: Wow, we got one of the official judges in front
Speaker 6: of us. So what does it take to be a
Speaker 6: judge for one of these?
Speaker 19: Really? Nothing at all? It seems like no no choral
Speaker 19: experience required it, bro, I heard that Gloria song for
Speaker 19: the first time tonight. You ever heard the Gloria song?
Speaker 6: You don't, Okay, you don't know a lot of Christmas terms,
Speaker 6: probably like Holly Jolly.
Speaker 19: Not know what figgie pudding is this whole time, didn't
Speaker 19: google it, didn't do anything, very little prep.
Speaker 8: This is like the Big Championship. It was also locally
Speaker 8: televised as well.
Speaker 3: Yeah, is there anyone less qualified to judge a Christmas
Speaker 3: He doesn't even know what carols are?
Speaker 1: I end up here.
Speaker 12: What you're doing at the Christmas Carolyn competition? So truly,
Speaker 12: we're actually here for a wedding. And wandered around looking
Speaker 12: for a cocktail bar and heard some singing and could
Speaker 12: not turn away.
Speaker 11: Oh so you wandered into a caroling competition.
Speaker 12: Yes, Unfortunately they weren't taking any late carollers, so I
Speaker 12: just am here to watch.
Speaker 11: Oh wait, you wanted to go on stage?
Speaker 12: Yeah, that would be ideal, but apparently that's not a
Speaker 12: thing ext all. Right, so you have some singing experience
Speaker 12: if you were to go out there, you can't sing,
Speaker 12: but you're giving a pep talk to the carrollers.
Speaker 11: What would you say to them?
Speaker 12: Listen, the whole world is gonna get cold if you
Speaker 12: don't get up there and sing Carol of the Bells.
Speaker 11: Oh my god, you're gonna go to the threatening route.
Speaker 11: It's that serious. Do you have kids or anything? God, no,
Speaker 11: gonna say. I'm kind of worried for them if you
Speaker 11: talk like this. So you're a therapist. Do you talk
Speaker 11: to your clients like this.
Speaker 3: When they need it?
Speaker 18: Oh?
Speaker 1: Maybe that's the therapy that I've been waiting for.
Speaker 3: Yeah, did you get her her card and information? Because
Speaker 3: I think she's gonna have some new clients.
Speaker 4: From the show.
Speaker 2: You go to a therapist to cry it out, but
Speaker 2: apparently she just makes you cry.
Speaker 4: Sometimes that's what you need.
Speaker 8: Yeah, you could out there and stop crying.
Speaker 3: It's what you're doing at the Christmas Carol Championships, where
Speaker 3: Jose and Alexis braved the bitter cold temperatures and put
Speaker 3: their attraction for each other aside to ask other people
Speaker 3: a simple question.
Speaker 6: What you doing at the Christmas Caroling competition.
Speaker 17: We're a barbershop group.
Speaker 6: Wow, we do a lot of going jingle jingled jingle
Speaker 6: while everybody else is singing.
Speaker 4: By the way, you look beautiful.
Speaker 6: You have Christmas lights on your body, of your shoes.
Speaker 4: Describe to people your shoes.
Speaker 1: Well, my boots are made of red glitter and.
Speaker 3: Lights and lights. So cute on the lights and of
Speaker 3: course the candy cane leg warmers, because you know you
Speaker 3: can't be a Christmas elf without leg warmers.
Speaker 8: Well that's awesome.
Speaker 4: Okay, So we.
Speaker 11: Have one of the best songs.
Speaker 19: It's a crowd favorite.
Speaker 8: What explain what is that like?
Speaker 19: What do you mean?
Speaker 11: So we have a song that is about being alone
Speaker 11: on Christmas.
Speaker 13: Oh, that's a crowd favorite.
Speaker 8: Requesting do the alone songs?
Speaker 2: It's silent night because you're literally the only person Theresa believe.
Speaker 3: We have judges who don't recognize the song, singers who
Speaker 3: don't know most of the words, and we finally get
Speaker 3: someone who's supposed to be actually legit? And what do
Speaker 3: they want to sing about? Not holly jolly Christmas loveing
Speaker 3: and depressed? Where's my zannies at? Actually again, I do
Speaker 3: want to go to that version of the show.
Speaker 11: What you doing at the Christmas carolling competition?
Speaker 17: Listen to the carrollers? I had a drink before.
Speaker 11: Oh it's too warm because it's cold out here. Drinking
Speaker 11: just for the warm or it does it help enjoy
Speaker 11: the carols.
Speaker 17: A little more? Maybe a little bit of both.
Speaker 11: Okay, are you routing training teams?
Speaker 1: Well, the first one already won.
Speaker 11: Oh I missed the winner.
Speaker 17: Oops that was one of them.
Speaker 3: Oops.
Speaker 11: Did the crowd like go crazy or anything? I missed it?
Speaker 18: Sure?
Speaker 1: Cheer cheer cheer, Yeah.
Speaker 17: Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 11: What did you do when they won? You say.
Speaker 4: So, she fell off a building, had one d tell
Speaker 4: you became good friends with that wine.
Speaker 10: Yeah?
Speaker 11: I did watch the show, but we did char dream.
Speaker 1: I feel like I'm talking to my mom.
Speaker 3: That was what you doing at the Christmas carol Champion, Jimmy,
Speaker 3: that was actually a good time.
Speaker 4: We got your phone tap coming up right after this.
Speaker 10: Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 3: In these calls, we've made people angry. We've made people laugh. Yeah,
Speaker 3: we've made people extremely frustrated.
Speaker 1: But I can go back to the laughter doing anywhere.
Speaker 3: We've made people think they're legit going crazy until now
Speaker 3: when we have Jose call up a dude to let
Speaker 3: him know Jose's been getting crank calls on his answering machine.
Speaker 3: Come on, and we've traced it to this guy's phone number.
Speaker 3: And if he doesn't believe it, Jose has proof in
Speaker 3: your phone.
Speaker 4: Tap right now, it's another.
Speaker 10: On the twenties.
Speaker 6: Hello, Hey, whoever this is, leave me alone.
Speaker 4: I'm sorry what you heard me?
Speaker 8: Stop calling me.
Speaker 20: I don't know who this is. You called me.
Speaker 6: You're leaving me messages, dude, over and over all the time.
Speaker 3: Stop it.
Speaker 20: I'm not leaving anybody messages.
Speaker 21: I don't even know who this is.
Speaker 6: Oh really, yeah, I have a voice recorder. Does this
Speaker 6: sound familiar to you at all?
Speaker 18: In the time, I'm telling you a loser?
Speaker 8: Explain that one?
Speaker 7: What the hell is that?
Speaker 15: It's not even me?
Speaker 6: I don't know what to tell you. They're all coming
Speaker 6: from your caller ID. I don't just dial random people's
Speaker 6: numbers like this.
Speaker 20: Stop stop yelling at me, I promise I swear I
Speaker 20: don't even know you.
Speaker 8: Oh oh yeah, okay, okay, so what's your name?
Speaker 20: I'm not telling you my name. I'm not telling you.
Speaker 6: Oh okay, So you can prank call random people, but
Speaker 6: you're too scared to tell me your name, you chicken David.
Speaker 20: Okay, but it wasn't me.
Speaker 8: Oh it wasn't explain this.
Speaker 3: No, no, no, no, I am.
Speaker 6: Nah to say about that David.
Speaker 20: That means there must be a different David.
Speaker 9: Look, you told me.
Speaker 6: In the message you were gonna deny it, just like
Speaker 6: you've been doing the whole call.
Speaker 4: So what am I supposed to think?
Speaker 9: I don't know, man, I don't know.
Speaker 20: I didn't you hear the voice of the voicema doesn't
Speaker 20: even sound like me. I mean, listen to my voice now,
Speaker 20: you hear that the same?
Speaker 8: Oh it's not my voice? Well, how did I know
Speaker 8: you were gonna say that?
Speaker 1: What again?
Speaker 18: I'm running my voice through a voice on my phone.
Speaker 18: You call me, You'll never be able to judge me.
Speaker 8: You call me a loser again? Nice touch?
Speaker 20: What the hell is happening right now?
Speaker 21: How is this possible?
Speaker 8: Look, it's your number.
Speaker 6: The answering message is all say, it's your name, and
Speaker 6: you're gonna run your voice were processor and you're.
Speaker 8: Gonna deny it. And it's literally what's happening? You think
Speaker 8: I'm dumb.
Speaker 20: I don't know if you're if you're making this up,
Speaker 20: I don't know if you got somebody in the room
Speaker 20: repeating what you say.
Speaker 6: Wow, let me round of applause, because guess what, I
Speaker 6: knew you were gonna say that.
Speaker 18: Too, so much tell you people in the room making.
Speaker 8: You're still mugging admitted after that?
Speaker 15: What do you want me to admit?
Speaker 20: I swear to god, I had nothing admitted to.
Speaker 6: Me, and admit that your kids Ethan and Ryder out
Speaker 6: smarted you and you got set up for a prank
Speaker 6: phone call radio chok on Broking.
Speaker 8: Jeffrey in the Morning. What that's all I wanted? I'll
Speaker 8: admit this.
Speaker 6: Is actually ill from the radio show Brick and Jeffrey
Speaker 6: in the Morning. We're doing a phone tap on you.
Speaker 21: By the I was going crazy. I thought I was
Speaker 21: going I really thought it was going crazy.
Speaker 6: You thought you're going crazy. I have all of this
Speaker 6: stuff that I knew you were gonna say. Probably I
Speaker 6: thought I was crazy like a fortune teller, but an
Speaker 6: angry one sorry, I'm so yelling at you.
Speaker 15: By the way, how did you guys even do that?
Speaker 6: We actually have a soundboard in front of us, and
Speaker 6: we got a bunch of info from your kids about you,
Speaker 6: and so we have like fifty.
Speaker 8: Different possibilities of what you could be saying.
Speaker 4: Wow, yeah, pretty loud.
Speaker 20: You guys crushed it?
Speaker 8: Well, thank you? Is that? Am I going to get
Speaker 8: an apology? Finally?
Speaker 20: I'm terribly sorry.
Speaker 8: I know you would say that. Oh wait, that's one
Speaker 8: of the few things we don't have ready for you
Speaker 8: to say.
Speaker 10: Actually, wake up every morning was fun taps weekday mornings
Speaker 10: on the twenties, freaking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 3: If you went on a date but you kind of
Speaker 3: don't remember a lot about it, did it really happen?
Speaker 1: Yeah, yes, your memory isn't.
Speaker 21: No.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm not talking about like a night party type
Speaker 3: of date that goes until two am. I'm talking a
Speaker 3: middle of the day coffee shop in broad daylight.
Speaker 4: Should be totally normal kind of dates.
Speaker 8: Oh I was like wasted midnight dates.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's not what's going on, But I like what
Speaker 3: you're thinking.
Speaker 1: Alzheimer's date.
Speaker 3: One of our listeners has some recollection about what he
Speaker 3: did that day, okay, but he.
Speaker 4: Doesn't remember everything.
Speaker 3: He really can't tell if it was the best date
Speaker 3: of all.
Speaker 4: Time or maybe the worst date of all time.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna go he's on the phone with us, so
Speaker 2: I'm leaning towards the latter.
Speaker 3: We're gonna find out for sure when we do your
Speaker 3: second date update coming.
Speaker 4: Up next Second Date update.
Speaker 3: When we go through all the second date email requests,
Speaker 3: and we're trying to decide who to call, we should
Speaker 3: probably base that decision on who has the most compelling
Speaker 3: or romantic dates story.
Speaker 1: I thought, that's what we've been doing.
Speaker 3: Do you have a realistic chance of actually reaching their
Speaker 3: person and making this whole call worthwhile?
Speaker 4: That's what we should be doing.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, because it's a good goal.
Speaker 3: That's what a good radio host would do.
Speaker 4: But I'm not going to do that.
Speaker 3: We're gonna call the guy for one reason, and one
Speaker 3: reason only, because of his name.
Speaker 1: We've gotten this before. It's turned out well. I support it.
Speaker 3: Because this person signed his email to us rufer. I
Speaker 3: don't know if that's his profession and he got confused
Speaker 3: if it's a typo or what, but it caught my attention.
Speaker 1: It's spelled like a roof or like spelled like a rufer.
Speaker 3: So I just want to find out. Welcome Rufer to
Speaker 3: the show.
Speaker 21: Hey, how's it going?
Speaker 1: Okay?
Speaker 3: So is that your real name or what.
Speaker 21: Real name is? Rufus? But uh, I bros called me
Speaker 21: Rufer and that's pretty much what I go by?
Speaker 1: Okay? Is that is that what you go by to
Speaker 1: your dates?
Speaker 18: Too?
Speaker 21: Yep?
Speaker 1: All right?
Speaker 3: Okay, Well I literally know nothing about what happened on
Speaker 3: your date or who you were with because all I
Speaker 3: saw was rufers. So why don't you start us off?
Speaker 3: Tell us who you want us to call today?
Speaker 21: If you guys call it Diana Ukay, we went to coffee,
Speaker 21: all right?
Speaker 1: Well for real, I mean coffee is almost like a
Speaker 1: pre date, right.
Speaker 3: Yeah, simple way to downplay his.
Speaker 8: Coffee date, Ruffer.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I think that's plenty romantic. That counts as a
Speaker 3: date for most people, but not for Brook.
Speaker 4: Apparently you said.
Speaker 2: It's like it could be fifteen to thirty minute experience, right,
Speaker 2: it's not anyway.
Speaker 4: Sometimes that's all that people have, Brooke.
Speaker 21: So if you guys can just like step, are just
Speaker 21: kind of killing my buzz right.
Speaker 1: Now, Brook.
Speaker 2: Sorry, I'm guessing that's not a caffeine buzz fro tells about.
Speaker 3: What happened at the coffee shop how to go.
Speaker 21: Yeah, so it didn't start well.
Speaker 1: Uh oh oh what does that mean?
Speaker 21: I kind of forgot?
Speaker 22: Well you forgot about the see, I told you you
Speaker 22: better give you just so much crap?
Speaker 3: How did you forget?
Speaker 21: I was maybe a little high at the time.
Speaker 1: There go At what point did you remember when.
Speaker 21: She text me, Okay, you can just.
Speaker 1: Go drive now and go like, well, he'll bully it's close.
Speaker 21: Yeah, it was about four blocks from my plate. So
Speaker 21: I text her back like yeah, I'm close, like I'll
Speaker 21: be on my way.
Speaker 1: Well good, yeah, yeah, it's good.
Speaker 22: Except for you showed up high as a kite.
Speaker 3: We don't know if he even showed up to the date.
Speaker 21: I mean, did you did make it there? I did
Speaker 21: make it okay, showered and a little disheveled. All I
Speaker 21: really remember is that I got into like a fight
Speaker 21: with my pants.
Speaker 3: Like a verbal fight or a physical fight.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 21: I just remember at some point like come on, pants,
Speaker 21: like they just it wasn't happening.
Speaker 22: Were you sitting down at the coffee shop at this point?
Speaker 21: I have this is still home. I haven't left yet.
Speaker 4: We're still getting dressed. What happened after that?
Speaker 21: Yeah, I get the pants on. I win that fight,
Speaker 21: so I start booking it down the street. There's only
Speaker 21: four blocks.
Speaker 13: Okay, running high when you show up.
Speaker 6: Because you feel like you're running so fast, like I've
Speaker 6: been there before.
Speaker 1: You have no concept of time. Time has literally left you.
Speaker 3: Wat I feel like his arms are just flailing all
Speaker 3: over the place, his legs are wobbling.
Speaker 8: But don't fail.
Speaker 3: Did you make it to the coffee shop, Roofer?
Speaker 21: I thought I did. I went into a coffee shop
Speaker 21: that I believed was the coffee shop? And then again,
Speaker 21: are you here? And I said, yeah, I.
Speaker 3: Think so, and they're like, oh wait, this isn't a
Speaker 3: coffee shop, this is an empty cardboard box.
Speaker 21: Did get you.
Speaker 8: To fight with the box?
Speaker 22: And then did you find Diana?
Speaker 21: I texted her name and she said it was it
Speaker 21: was a wrong coffee shop.
Speaker 2: There's one everybody, dude, How is she even still waiting
Speaker 2: around for you at this point?
Speaker 8: Cancel?
Speaker 21: For some reason? She did. But I finally find it
Speaker 21: and I find her all right, But uh, I mean,
Speaker 21: it is not a good situation. I know, I'm very high.
Speaker 8: I feel like tickets.
Speaker 1: What did she even say to you?
Speaker 21: You know, I don't entirely remember.
Speaker 3: Shot.
Speaker 21: I ordered a lot of pastries.
Speaker 1: You ate a lot of pastries.
Speaker 21: The higher credit card bill than if.
Speaker 2: Okay, do you remember anything from your interaction with her?
Speaker 21: I mean I stared at her face a lot, got
Speaker 21: to be pretty complimentary. But at one point her friend
Speaker 21: showed up.
Speaker 1: She called in backup is what she did?
Speaker 17: Oh?
Speaker 4: That could be I guess.
Speaker 21: So yeah, I tried to introduce myself, but she had
Speaker 21: to get out of there.
Speaker 6: Yeah, I'll tell you that's not when they asked for
Speaker 6: a threesome. That's a that's an exit strategy.
Speaker 8: Wow, why do you even want to make this call?
Speaker 8: Can I say that?
Speaker 10: Like?
Speaker 1: Count it as a lot?
Speaker 8: Why do not move on?
Speaker 21: I mean, she was super cute, and I feel like
Speaker 21: an idiot for messing it up. I don't think I
Speaker 21: would have messed up, you know if I didn't get
Speaker 21: so high?
Speaker 1: Okay, okay, okay.
Speaker 3: Like if you were, if you were sober, maybe this
Speaker 3: date would have gone really well and this could have
Speaker 3: been the girl for you.
Speaker 8: You really stoned.
Speaker 1: We got a big green mountain to climb this, so, I.
Speaker 3: Mean I bet he smoked a big Green Mountain right
Speaker 3: before he got.
Speaker 4: On the song.
Speaker 21: I will not confirm more than that.
Speaker 3: We're just gonna play a song. We'll come back, we'll
Speaker 3: call Diana for you, and we'll try and get you
Speaker 3: your second date.
Speaker 21: Update. All right, Rufe, all right, thanks giving, all right,
Speaker 21: hold on.
Speaker 4: Forget the DARE programs.
Speaker 3: School should just play this segment to teach kids about
Speaker 3: the dangers of recreational drugs because one of our listeners, Rufer,
Speaker 3: admits he was high and forgot he even had a date,
Speaker 3: but once he remembered, in his rush to make it there,
Speaker 3: he ended up getting into a fight with his own pants.
Speaker 3: He went to the wrong coffee shop, ate a dozen
Speaker 3: pastries in one sitting, and just stared a lot at
Speaker 3: Diana's face, he thinks, not sure.
Speaker 6: About imagining of like stone looking at her like just
Speaker 6: downing Croissan.
Speaker 2: I could see his little bloodshot eyes too in my head.
Speaker 21: River.
Speaker 3: I really appreciate you coming on and just being so
Speaker 3: honest and vulnerable with us on the radio.
Speaker 4: It takes a lot of bravery. So good on you. Okay,
Speaker 4: yeah yeah, And.
Speaker 3: Your email says that this date happened about a week go.
Speaker 3: But I do have a question, like at any time.
Speaker 3: Did you ever admit to Diana that you were elevated?
Speaker 21: I don't remember, but I don't think that I would have,
Speaker 21: Like I think I.
Speaker 3: I'm just saying, if you didn't, then maybe we shouldn't
Speaker 3: bring that up.
Speaker 8: To her, thinking she probably knows.
Speaker 13: I don't know, man, I feel like I'm just like
Speaker 13: she didn't know.
Speaker 1: She can't be the person that dates Rufer. Okay, you
Speaker 1: know what I'm saying. If you're that naive like you
Speaker 1: just can't be in a relationship with him.
Speaker 3: I'm totally with you on that, But I just I
Speaker 3: don't think we should lead with it. We should get
Speaker 3: her perspective about how it went first and see if
Speaker 3: she offers that are you okay with that Ruffer?
Speaker 19: Yeah?
Speaker 21: That works. I mean the profile does say I'm four
Speaker 21: twenty friendly.
Speaker 1: So okay you, but it doesn't say four twenty forgetful.
Speaker 3: Yeah, we'll see if she even knows what that means
Speaker 3: or notice it at all. But we're gonna dial her
Speaker 3: number right now and try and get your second date update.
Speaker 4: Okay, here we go.
Speaker 21: Okay, Hello the day.
Speaker 4: Hi is this Diana.
Speaker 15: This is hi.
Speaker 4: Hi.
Speaker 3: My name is Jeff from a morning radio show called
Speaker 3: Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 15: Who are you?
Speaker 8: I ask myself, It's a deep question.
Speaker 3: We're a morning radio show and we're doing a segment
Speaker 3: called a Second Date Update where we help some of
Speaker 3: our listeners out with their dating lives.
Speaker 15: So then, why are you calling me? I never signed
Speaker 15: up for help with my dating life.
Speaker 8: Good question.
Speaker 3: Yep, you did not reach out to us, But we
Speaker 3: did get a call from a guy who says he
Speaker 3: would love to hang out with you again because your
Speaker 3: first date together didn't go the way that he planned.
Speaker 4: He goes by the name Rufer.
Speaker 15: Oh lord, he knows it was a little bit of
Speaker 15: a rough first date. It was definitely the weirdest data
Speaker 15: I'd ever been on.
Speaker 2: Okay, but I mean he told us that he was
Speaker 2: super late and that you hung around, So there must
Speaker 2: have been some good reason while you hung around, Like
Speaker 2: you liked.
Speaker 1: Him a lot.
Speaker 15: He looked very cute online, Okay, but there was definitely
Speaker 15: something wrong or wrong with him or just wrong altogether.
Speaker 4: Okay, what would give you that impression?
Speaker 15: Let's talk. In the beginning, he kept texting me that
Speaker 15: he was three minutes away. Yeah, he texted that same
Speaker 15: text seven times.
Speaker 1: Seven times.
Speaker 3: As the period of how much time.
Speaker 15: Every ten minutes, every ten minutes, Like I was really
Speaker 15: waiting for him to show up and give me like
Speaker 15: a really amazing excuse. You know, something happened.
Speaker 1: Okay, that's kind, that's good day.
Speaker 15: But when he showed up, it seemed as if he'd
Speaker 15: just run a marathon, like in.
Speaker 2: A hot, sexy, listening on your muscles type of way.
Speaker 15: No, like you're the last one coming in in the
Speaker 15: last place.
Speaker 3: Well, he didn't tell us that he was running behind,
Speaker 3: and he was rushing and literally running to make it there,
Speaker 3: so he may not have been quite in his right mind.
Speaker 3: You know, he's a little bit flustered from having rushed
Speaker 3: to get.
Speaker 1: To Yeah, it is, it is. Wait, so wait, were
Speaker 1: you able to make it? Connection? Were able to get
Speaker 1: over that?
Speaker 15: Well? I know that he connected very well to the
Speaker 15: brick wall that we were sitting next to, because he
Speaker 15: kept complimenting me and saying that I was as beautiful
Speaker 15: as this brick wall.
Speaker 4: Okay, what did you say to beautiful?
Speaker 15: Thank you?
Speaker 1: Thank you?
Speaker 3: Okay, Okay, maybe comparison aren't quite his forte.
Speaker 15: Oh my god, I can tell you that because next
Speaker 15: he told me that my skin looks so soft it
Speaker 15: could be made into a nice rope. Okay, but.
Speaker 2: He said it in a nice voice, not in like
Speaker 2: an actual he was going to make a skin.
Speaker 12: Rope, nice way to say.
Speaker 15: He said, in a voice that could put a baby
Speaker 15: to sleep. It was so nice and lovely.
Speaker 6: Okay, okay, sounds like he's trying to be sweet to you.
Speaker 8: But the words that are coming out, don't you match?
Speaker 2: I did from her perspective, couple red flags already.
Speaker 3: So is that kind of the whole thing for you?
Speaker 3: That he you know, he was a little bit out
Speaker 3: of it seeming, and compliments were coming out the right way.
Speaker 15: Well that I could have actually looked past because I
Speaker 15: don't know, maybe he was tired, had a long day.
Speaker 15: But then a friend of mine showed up, like totally
Speaker 15: randomly at the coffee shop, and you know, I just
Speaker 15: went over to talk to her really quickly, and Ruper
Speaker 15: came over and he whispered in my air. He was like, hey,
Speaker 15: this person bothering you.
Speaker 8: No, she's talking about your friend exactly.
Speaker 15: I said no. I said no, no, that's my friend,
Speaker 15: and he was for back. I would like to fight.
Speaker 22: Them, fre girl, don't it doesn't matter.
Speaker 15: I guess it was a girl.
Speaker 1: Oh okay, I would like to fight he's trying to be.
Speaker 3: I'm sure Rufer has a very logical, reasonable explanation for
Speaker 3: his behavior that day, and maybe it would sound best
Speaker 3: actually coming from him, because Diana Rufer' is on the
Speaker 3: other line listening and wants to talk to you.
Speaker 15: What are you talking about?
Speaker 4: We have Rufer on the other line. Rueferre, you there?
Speaker 21: Yeah, how's a good Oh my god, Oh my.
Speaker 4: God, that's your entrance pretty chill.
Speaker 15: I mean, I'm sorry you had to hear that, but
Speaker 15: I mean they asked me, and I told him the
Speaker 15: truth that that's what happened.
Speaker 21: Oh listen, I mean that skin robe thing is creepy.
Speaker 21: I don't know why I would say something like that.
Speaker 3: Do you do you remember saying that, Rufer.
Speaker 21: I don't remember saying that. It doesn't sound like something
Speaker 21: I would say.
Speaker 8: Our buddy, Rufer's got a really bad memory. You didn't
Speaker 8: mention that.
Speaker 15: Yeah, before you left, you kept yelling like, hey, I
Speaker 15: want to show you my Ferbie.
Speaker 1: Ferbie, like one of those stuff, Yeah, dull.
Speaker 4: Old robotic to do you own a Ferbie Ruffer?
Speaker 21: I mean I do that one? That one's glaugable.
Speaker 2: Okay, it makes more sense of the skin robe.
Speaker 4: Yeah, all right, Rufer.
Speaker 3: I mean we've kind of danced around this for long enough.
Speaker 3: She's been very understanding throughout this whole call. So maybe
Speaker 3: you should just come clean. I think you owe her
Speaker 3: the honest answer of what was going on that day?
Speaker 21: All right, disclosure, I was, I was a little high.
Speaker 21: I was very high.
Speaker 3: Okay, that was little.
Speaker 1: That was the full disclosure at the end.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 15: Yeah, don't say did.
Speaker 3: You did you get that feeling?
Speaker 21: Diana?
Speaker 15: How often do you get high?
Speaker 13: You know?
Speaker 21: Occasionally?
Speaker 3: Don't give him questions about concepts of time good, not
Speaker 3: in his wheelhouse.
Speaker 2: I mean, to Rufer's credit, he did say that he
Speaker 2: was four twenty friendly on his dating profile, So I
Speaker 2: mean you knew that going in, right, I did.
Speaker 15: But I have never seen four twenty effects someone in
Speaker 15: that way.
Speaker 4: That's a good question.
Speaker 3: Was it was it just four twenty, Rufer? Or was
Speaker 3: that something else?
Speaker 21: It might have also been like two twenty and then
Speaker 21: three twenty.
Speaker 1: That my head.
Speaker 15: I don't know, are you high right now?
Speaker 21: Yeah? I should have I should have rescheduled. That was
Speaker 21: on me. Not a proud moment, And and I'm truly.
Speaker 11: Oh that's good.
Speaker 1: That was I mean, that was good, right, Diana.
Speaker 15: I mean he is cute. And if he can agree
Speaker 15: to not be high when we meet up, and he
Speaker 15: can bring some of that two twenty three sixty whatever
Speaker 15: he was on, and maybe we could try it together.
Speaker 8: You can learn some stuff together. Really, he's getting really romantic.
Speaker 8: I don't know of this.
Speaker 4: I don't know if we can condone that.
Speaker 23: But what we can condone is the two of you
Speaker 23: meeting up again, sure sober at the beginning, you.
Speaker 3: Know, Yeah, you know what you guys are adults. What
Speaker 3: you want to do on your own time, that's your business.
Speaker 3: But our business is to offer to send you out
Speaker 3: on a second.
Speaker 4: Date and we'll pay for it.
Speaker 15: Okay.
Speaker 4: Diana sounds happier now knowing what.
Speaker 21: The deal was.
Speaker 11: It sounds like she's already.
Speaker 3: I know you should sounds like you should have just
Speaker 3: let off with that rufer.
Speaker 21: Yeah, should have.
Speaker 15: This cold time. I thought you were like an escape
Speaker 15: mental patience.
Speaker 21: Literally, No, not to keep bringing up the skin roll thing,
Speaker 21: but that is I am scared of myself that that
Speaker 21: was even in there.
Speaker 10: Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 3: Little behind the scenes stuff that you maybe don't know
Speaker 3: about on the show. But usually when we get off
Speaker 3: the phone with these callers, we tell them, hey, thanks
Speaker 3: so much for being on with us. We double check
Speaker 3: to make sure that we have their permission to air
Speaker 3: the call, and then we'll just say goodbye and then
Speaker 3: we'll hang up. But after this one, Jose stayed on
Speaker 3: the phone with Rufer for twenty straight minutes, just laughing
Speaker 3: and schmoozing.
Speaker 4: Yeah yeah, talks. Yeah yeah, lot in common with Rufer.
Speaker 2: I feel like I have a contact high after the
Speaker 2: last couple of minutes.
Speaker 3: Yeah, so I did not see this coming, but we
Speaker 3: actually got ru for another date.
Speaker 6: It just goes to show ye, everybody loves drugs and if.
Speaker 3: You say that you don't, it's because you haven't done
Speaker 3: enough of them.
Speaker 8: Tyland all day.
Speaker 2: They're definitely like if they ever got married, they're gonna
Speaker 2: have one of those like cool bars.
Speaker 8: Oh yeah, so fun.
Speaker 3: Yeah, got help Actually, yeah, I would love to be
Speaker 3: invited that way.
Speaker 8: Yeah awesome.
Speaker 4: So we're rooting for them.
Speaker 3: But remember, if you want to get a second date update,
Speaker 3: you can always email the show.
Speaker 4: We'll call the person who's not calling you back.
Speaker 10: Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 3: I feel like normally I'm a pretty festive guy.
Speaker 24: You know, Okay, no comment, Sure, I guess maybe not
Speaker 24: all the time, but during this time of year especially,
Speaker 24: I really try and step it up another notch.
Speaker 3: That In fact, just this morning, I tried accidentally tricking
Speaker 3: myself into walking underneath the office mistletoe so that I
Speaker 3: could kiss myself.
Speaker 2: Who's putting mistletoe up in the office?
Speaker 4: Still, HR, I did it.
Speaker 8: Yourself?
Speaker 3: Because I did. Then I kept going and maybe, uh
Speaker 3: may maybe you got a little.
Speaker 4: Too into it. It's not good And so yeah, I
Speaker 4: had to be taken into HR.
Speaker 3: Yeah that you know, I was in the holiday spirit.
Speaker 3: What are you gonna blame me for that?
Speaker 8: Public count?
Speaker 2: I will say, your flexibility amazing.
Speaker 3: But they did tell me the only way that I'm
Speaker 3: going to keep my job is if I belt out
Speaker 3: the best holiday song I've ever done on the show before.
Speaker 1: That's how HR punishment works.
Speaker 3: HR probably gonna be my last show today.
Speaker 4: I'm still gonna give it my best shot.
Speaker 3: I want to do my brand new holiday themes song
Speaker 3: of the week coming up to everybody better bundle up,
Speaker 3: get an extra layer on. I'm not just because winter
Speaker 3: is almost here, because it's song of the week time.
Speaker 4: Oh I don't want anybody to poke it through their clothes,
Speaker 4: you know what I mean? And if you're like me, every.
Speaker 3: Store and restaurant that you've been to in the last week,
Speaker 3: you're here in Christmas music?
Speaker 18: Yea yeah?
Speaker 1: Does that ex explain song?
Speaker 4: You guys have heard these?
Speaker 10: Like?
Speaker 4: Do you know how old this song is? Jose, guess
Speaker 4: what year?
Speaker 8: Nineteen thirty four?
Speaker 1: I would go forty six.
Speaker 3: The correct answer is seven seven a d is when
Speaker 3: this song came out and.
Speaker 4: We're still playing it today.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, and you know, well, I like them just
Speaker 3: like everybody else does I think?
Speaker 10: You know?
Speaker 3: Wouldn't it be nice to modernize them a little bit?
Speaker 3: Christmas now is not like Christmas in the fifties and
Speaker 3: sixties and during when all these songs were coming.
Speaker 1: Out, who knows what is?
Speaker 3: I think all the holiday music should be reflecting what's
Speaker 3: happening now. Okay, that's why I updated the lyrics on
Speaker 3: a few classic Christmas songs to give a few people
Speaker 3: out there at least another option.
Speaker 1: He yes, this is why.
Speaker 2: You're worried a Santa hat. I've wanted to call you
Speaker 2: Santa Debo all morning.
Speaker 3: Ye gone a Santa hat on, I got my Christmas
Speaker 3: sweater on, and I just I want to give people
Speaker 3: something a little bit funkier, a little bit more honest
Speaker 3: with their Christmas music. That's why today's song of the
Speaker 3: Week is a modern Christmas Carol remix.
Speaker 15: Yay, Oh my.
Speaker 8: Goodness, so excited.
Speaker 1: I already want to go on YouTube after this and
Speaker 1: learn the lyrics.
Speaker 13: Yet I love Christmas music, man, this could be all
Speaker 13: the old songs.
Speaker 8: I also be happy.
Speaker 4: We'll see what happens. I'm going to point when I'm ready.
Speaker 4: Here we go.
Speaker 3: Points. You go into buy a Charistmas tree in a fenced.
Speaker 4: Off PARKINGLD.
Speaker 3: Daddy yells curse words angrily at the car that stole
Speaker 3: our spot. You go into buy a Charistmas tree with
Speaker 3: a festive temperament. Maybe we'll hit a coffee shop, trip.
Speaker 4: A pump that peper mint.
Speaker 3: You could get a fake tree ships from China in
Speaker 3: a week.
Speaker 4: It don't need water.
Speaker 3: Clean and harty plastic love like Cannon. Barbie. Not gonna
Speaker 3: buy a Christmas tree, Gonna.
Speaker 7: Chop one on my own beautiful fur growing naturally right
Speaker 7: behind my neighbor's home.
Speaker 25: Frosty, He's a snowman used to be so tall and round.
Speaker 3: We warmed up the globe.
Speaker 25: And now there's way less snow, so he's one foot
Speaker 25: off the ground. Frosty the snowman felt so down and
Speaker 25: out of shape. You met some teens one night his
Speaker 25: corn cob pipe, and they taught him how to babe.
Speaker 3: Phones all DAYI you listening, it's your home security system,
Speaker 3: A horrible side. They're stealing your bike, just watching it
Speaker 3: unfold on your ring, can run away with your package
Speaker 3: until they slid on a cabbage. That Christmas e crime
Speaker 3: went viral online.
Speaker 25: With forty million views on Instagram.
Speaker 8: Are we in the canstick?
Speaker 25: Totally cool?
Speaker 8: That's fine?
Speaker 17: Get you an Uber rise.
Speaker 4: Its actually new.
Speaker 3: Now sounds good?
Speaker 4: See you so good bye?
Speaker 25: Start to please go on and give her a call?
Speaker 3: Hold on, do you live with yours? I really think
Speaker 3: that's a good idea.
Speaker 1: Just a hell drink?
Speaker 8: Why did I.
Speaker 4: Swipe right on this girl?
Speaker 25: What the hell does my aunt want for Christmas?
Speaker 3: No clue what she lies?
Speaker 26: Maybe some new fool bat soaps or air fry, Because.
Speaker 3: The hell does my family want for christ gift car?
Speaker 3: A gift car?
Speaker 4: Gifts call Marry christis everybody?
Speaker 3: It just got better and better.
Speaker 8: I mean it really did.
Speaker 6: Host Frosty's getting my favorite part, and then the next
Speaker 6: part came.
Speaker 1: Up, the neckwork you They thank it for being a
Speaker 1: safe date.
Speaker 8: Yeah, they really needed to remake that.
Speaker 4: Yeah, maybe they get that one on the air soon.
Speaker 4: But I think it's a little bit of a better.
Speaker 3: Glimpse of what Christmas looks like now. But make sure
Speaker 3: you text into seven eighty five and nine two because
Speaker 3: I want to hear what you thought about the song
Speaker 3: of the week.
Speaker 4: Also, we're gonna.
Speaker 3: Have the video of this up a little bit later
Speaker 3: on the Brook and Jeffrey TikTok on our YouTube on Instagram.
Speaker 4: All the socials at Brook and.
Speaker 3: Jeffrey and just happy holidays, Merry Christmas, everybody.
Speaker 4: Stay safe out there, and gift cards and yeah.
Speaker 10: Whatever brooking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 4: It's almost time for your phone's happen.
Speaker 3: First, we're still getting texted seventy five nine two about
Speaker 3: my new song of the week.
Speaker 19: It's good.
Speaker 4: I'm too afraid to look at the textboards. Are there
Speaker 4: any good ones on there?
Speaker 1: Are you joking?
Speaker 8: They're full.
Speaker 1: Tons of good ones on there. You want me to
Speaker 1: read you one?
Speaker 4: Sure?
Speaker 1: Okay? Hey, Jeff, just like Santa, I see you when
Speaker 1: you're sleeping.
Speaker 22: That's oh that's from Earl.
Speaker 4: Yeah, okay, you're right. That actually was kind of uplifting.
Speaker 4: That was nice.
Speaker 3: Okay, I'm seeing one now. It says, hey, Jeff, that
Speaker 3: Medley was deadly. At least that's what my eight year
Speaker 3: old said.
Speaker 1: That's good.
Speaker 11: I'm dying.
Speaker 1: It's a good thing.
Speaker 15: Okay.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Kids like to say like, oh that's sick.
Speaker 4: I'm dead. Okay, so it must be amazing. Then my
Speaker 4: funeral arrangement great. All right, Well, if you missed it.
Speaker 3: Instead using a bunch of classic Christmas songs, I reworked
Speaker 3: the lyrics to give you a modern holiday medley. So yeah,
Speaker 3: there's there's some okay stuff on there.
Speaker 6: Ideas to be any shopping mall or business play all
Speaker 6: right in the country, in every country.
Speaker 10: In the world.
Speaker 3: Well, if you like the song, if you missed it,
Speaker 3: or if if you want to share it with a
Speaker 3: fellow Christmas junkie, you can hit up our socials Brook
Speaker 3: and Jeffrey on YouTube, Facebook or insta It's at Brook
Speaker 3: and Jeffrey.
Speaker 4: You can also watch the song on our TikTok share it.
Speaker 8: With someone who doesn't like Christmas music. Because this is
Speaker 8: so good, they may turn their page.
Speaker 1: Their heart may grow ten times bigger.
Speaker 4: Yeah, heart disease.
Speaker 10: Yes, Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 4: Don't you just love the holidays?
Speaker 21: Yeah?
Speaker 4: Yeah, Wow, that was a sad response.
Speaker 8: I mean, it's like a dog.
Speaker 4: I know your challenging today.
Speaker 3: Corey from Seattle loves the holidays and she has a
Speaker 3: little tradition that she does every single year, and that's
Speaker 3: a bunch of food.
Speaker 1: The girl, I'm with you. Which food are you most
Speaker 1: excited about?
Speaker 15: Well, I like all of it. Mashed potatoes and gravy
Speaker 15: are my favorite, and I also like to hide and
Speaker 15: eat cookies hike from my kids.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, oh yeah.
Speaker 3: They should do an advent calendar of different holiday foods.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, oh, I'm sure they do.
Speaker 4: Just every door though, should be mashed potatoes and gravy.
Speaker 2: I don't know how well that would keep who cares
Speaker 2: pretty soggy by the end.
Speaker 17: Of the twenty four days.
Speaker 4: Corey's into it, though, aren't you, Corey?
Speaker 15: Oh yeah, everybody.
Speaker 8: Eats them all by this first week.
Speaker 3: Anyway. All right, we're gonna send Brook out of the
Speaker 3: studio while that happens. Corey, you know the game works.
Speaker 3: You got thirty seconds. Answer as many questions as possible.
Speaker 3: If you don't know when, you can say pass. But
Speaker 3: you do have to be broke out right to win.
Speaker 4: Are you ready?
Speaker 18: Yes?
Speaker 3: Okay, all right, good luck, Corey. Time starts now. The
Speaker 3: actress Judy Dench celebrates a birthday today. Is she and
Speaker 3: her seventies, eighties or nineties eight? What part of the
Speaker 3: human eye controls the size of the pupil?
Speaker 15: A past?
Speaker 3: A male sheep is called a ram? What is a
Speaker 3: female sheep called you? What sauce is made with mayonnaise,
Speaker 3: chopped pickles, and lemon juice? Tartisan Chief Wigham and Mayor
Speaker 3: Quimby are characters on which TV show? What's the sacred
Speaker 3: flower of the Buddhist religion?
Speaker 15: Irish?
Speaker 3: Hey, I know that was funny that you answered that way.
Speaker 3: We're going to bring Brook back in the studio. I
Speaker 3: see on the phone screener, Corey, is this right? You
Speaker 3: call yourself a domestic diva.
Speaker 15: With a lot of sarcasm on the diva park.
Speaker 3: Oh, it's because you got two kids, ages three and five.
Speaker 17: Brook.
Speaker 3: You don't want to take money away from a self
Speaker 3: proclaimed domestic diva.
Speaker 1: Do you I got two kids? Can I be a
Speaker 1: domestic diva?
Speaker 3: Oh? I mean you're already a diva.
Speaker 1: God.
Speaker 2: I I folded so much laundry last night.
Speaker 21: Oh really?
Speaker 1: And I just know, like I asked the kids.
Speaker 2: To go put it away, and then I look in
Speaker 2: their drawers and it's just like crumpled in pot and like,
Speaker 2: why did I do it?
Speaker 1: Why did I even fold it?
Speaker 6: I called her a diva. She was saying that she
Speaker 6: was doing her own laundry, and she's like, I have
Speaker 6: so much Louis baton and put this laundry away from mommy.
Speaker 4: I know, I'm surprised that she does her own. That's
Speaker 4: really nice.
Speaker 11: Are you just joking?
Speaker 4: I wish.
Speaker 3: Just gidding, Corey, that was good work. We're going to
Speaker 3: see if it's enough to be Brooke Brook.
Speaker 4: Are you ready?
Speaker 1: Yes, I'm ready.
Speaker 3: Your time starts now. The actress Judy Dench celebrates a
Speaker 3: birthday today. Is she in her seventies, eighties or nineties.
Speaker 1: Dame Dench, I'm gonna go eighties.
Speaker 4: What part of the human eye controls the size of
Speaker 4: the pupil?
Speaker 3: Uh?
Speaker 1: The iris?
Speaker 4: A male sheep is called a ram.
Speaker 3: What's a female sheep called, are you what sauce is
Speaker 3: made with mayonnaise? Chopped pickles and lemon juice?
Speaker 1: Mayonnaise? Oh Tartar, Chief.
Speaker 3: Wigham and Mayor Quimby are characters on which TV show
Speaker 3: pass What is the Sacred Flower.
Speaker 4: Of the Buddhist religion?
Speaker 1: Lotus?
Speaker 4: Oh boy, it's gonna be a tight one.
Speaker 17: Today.
Speaker 3: We're gonna go to the scoreboard to see how you
Speaker 3: both did you domestic divas with.
Speaker 27: Jose I love you more than there are grains of
Speaker 27: sand on every beach creepy of every planet, of every
Speaker 27: galaxy of the universe.
Speaker 13: Yeah, I say that, but that's actually how I Yeah,
Speaker 13: date number two, Cory, you got three.
Speaker 3: Corrected better than last time.
Speaker 8: Brook, Yeah, you got five.
Speaker 4: It wasn't quite enough.
Speaker 3: Today we're gonna do the answers real quick. Actress Judy
Speaker 3: Dench has a birthday today. She's in her eighties, turning
Speaker 3: eighty eight. Happy birthday, Judy. The part of the human
Speaker 3: eye that controls the size of the pupil is the iris.
Speaker 1: You know, I know my eyes.
Speaker 4: Brooke is the.
Speaker 3: Eye expert male the ram female sheeps called the you
Speaker 3: you guys both knew that that's special.
Speaker 8: I thought they were.
Speaker 17: That was really hard.
Speaker 6: When they were saying you like as in Jeffrey, I
Speaker 6: didn't know that she were called Jeffrey Burn.
Speaker 3: The sauce made with mayonnaise, choped pickles, and lemon juice
Speaker 3: is tartar sauce Chief Wigham and Mayor Quimbier characters from
Speaker 3: The Simpsons. And the sacred flower of the Buddhist religion
Speaker 3: is the lotus.
Speaker 6: Ironically, Corey guest iris for lotus, but God iris wrong.
Speaker 1: Oh that's funny.
Speaker 3: All right, Corey, thank you so much for playing Happy Holidays.
Speaker 3: We'll be back toually do Windbrooks block the same time
Speaker 3: on Monday
Speaker 10: Brook and Jeffrey in the morning