Speaker 1: Two Teas in a Pod, which Teddy Mellencamp and Cam
Speaker 1: Ridge edge.
Speaker 2: All right, hello, good morning to our two Teas and
Speaker 2: a Pod flashback subscribers. We are happy to bring you
Speaker 2: another pod and it's just me and Tam recapping from
Speaker 2: the beginning on.
Speaker 3: But we go back in time to the first season
Speaker 3: of Orange County Housewives and we break it down for
Speaker 3: you and bring in some pretty special guests.
Speaker 2: It's going to be incredible. Of course, we're going to
Speaker 2: give our hot takes and our opinion.
Speaker 3: Yes, wow, we're wearing our skytops.
Speaker 4: By the way, what can you send me a skytop?
Speaker 4: I don't have an episode.
Speaker 3: I don't have one, but I uh, probably about six
Speaker 3: months ago, went to you know, thrifty with Sophia of course,
Speaker 3: which I call the good Will right, and there was
Speaker 3: a knockoff skytop shirt and she's like, oh my god, Mom,
Speaker 3: I really like this because she's really into the nineties
Speaker 3: or she was at that time. So we bought it
Speaker 3: and so I text her today at school. I'm like, hey,
Speaker 3: where's that skytop? She goes, what's a skytop? And I'm like,
Speaker 3: so I show her a picture. She goes, Mom, that
Speaker 3: was so six months ago.
Speaker 2: You're like, of course, I got Also, so what year
Speaker 2: was your Skytop confessional?
Speaker 3: And it was two thousand and six, so it wasn't
Speaker 3: the nineties. It was the two thousands, so I want
Speaker 3: to say two thousand and seven maybe because.
Speaker 4: The nineties was also like Abercrombie, like striped shirts, horizonal.
Speaker 3: Oh thousand percent. Like did you ever go to sky
Speaker 3: on Robertson the store.
Speaker 2: Probably yeah, yes, because the statement necklaces were a part
Speaker 2: of the shirt.
Speaker 3: Yes, it was all connected.
Speaker 4: I heard stuff.
Speaker 3: Yeah. I remember were doing press in La and I
Speaker 3: was with Gina and Kara and Vicki and we went
Speaker 3: to sky and Robinson was my probably one of my
Speaker 3: first experience with paparazzi. So I'll send you the picture.
Speaker 3: I was in a sky jumpsuit.
Speaker 4: Oh, I'm sure you were looking. Rett. I would go.
Speaker 3: Looking at myself in the mirror, and the paparazzi got me.
Speaker 2: Oh oh, and they got me after I called them
Speaker 2: and then sent them an.
Speaker 4: EMAILT And I'm just kidding.
Speaker 3: Oh you know how they hang out over there by
Speaker 3: the now Robertson.
Speaker 2: That was actually my one of my first jobs out here.
Speaker 2: I was it was called a celebrity cedar. So what
Speaker 2: you did was see called a hostess no cedar like
Speaker 2: see d E R.
Speaker 1: So.
Speaker 2: I worked for a couple of different stores on Robertson
Speaker 2: and one called Intuition, And what we would do is
Speaker 2: we would bring celebrities into the store. We would give
Speaker 2: them free items in exchange for pictures for pictures, and
Speaker 2: then we'd call X seventeen that was actually.
Speaker 3: Had to take those pictures on your digital camera.
Speaker 4: No, we would call the paparazzi and they were waiting
Speaker 4: and like Jessica Simpson would go out and then I
Speaker 4: would make sure the pap arrozzi got a picture of
Speaker 4: her and the bag that wasn't selling, and then that's
Speaker 4: the photo I would send us weekly and like it
Speaker 4: and then everybody needed that bag. Yep.
Speaker 2: So that's I mean, remember when everybody had those plastic
Speaker 2: versions of the burkins, Like they still have them, don't
Speaker 2: they They're still there, but like there it was really
Speaker 2: like a like a croc version where they're a.
Speaker 4: Rubbery they're they're clear rubbery, but they have like all
Speaker 4: the same like gold and well.
Speaker 2: Anyways, those were very very popular, and that was because
Speaker 2: I gifted it to all I mean I remember when
Speaker 2: I got Julia Roberts to carry that damn bag, and
Speaker 2: I was like, listen, I can quit now.
Speaker 4: I've I've done my dude diling.
Speaker 3: I mean, I've been early in her career shanking and
Speaker 3: carrying nothing for picture for now free.
Speaker 4: Well yeah, that's that's pretty much. Okay.
Speaker 3: Well, we went back in time and it was I
Speaker 3: opening to watch the first two episodes of Orange County
Speaker 3: first season. Obviously I was not on season one or two,
Speaker 3: so I'm enjoying it because I'm not on it and
Speaker 3: I have to see myself. But what a difference.
Speaker 4: Hold on? What about the quality of that's why were
Speaker 4: we even break down the women? The production? It was
Speaker 4: like dark dark. It was hard for me to see
Speaker 4: the people.
Speaker 3: I think, I like that. Can we film like that
Speaker 3: the rest of the season next year?
Speaker 4: Okay?
Speaker 2: Also, just the fact of like how kid centric it
Speaker 2: was was so beyond well.
Speaker 3: There was a lot of teens and there was troubled
Speaker 3: teens on the first couple of seasons.
Speaker 2: Okay, So I think the way that we should start
Speaker 2: before we get into episode one and two. And just
Speaker 2: so you guys know, our second podcast will be with
Speaker 2: Joe Delarosa who was one of the women on the
Speaker 2: first two seasons, and we're going to talk.
Speaker 3: To her about her maid's outfit, about her juicy couture
Speaker 3: track suit she was wearing.
Speaker 4: And about your best friend Slade.
Speaker 3: And then Slade. Yeah, yeah, you know, I'm making seven
Speaker 3: figures in my thirties.
Speaker 4: Oh my god, what I could die.
Speaker 2: I remember thinking those hummers were hot. Okay, So all right, well, guys,
Speaker 2: I might not have all the women's names pronounced correctly,
Speaker 2: so if I mess anybody up, I'm going to give
Speaker 2: a little there on town who each woman is, and
Speaker 2: then I want you to give their taglines.
Speaker 3: Okay, okay, okay.
Speaker 4: So the first one is Gina Keo.
Speaker 3: Okay.
Speaker 4: He's married to Matt Yeah, three kids, Shane, Kara, and Colton.
Speaker 4: She's a real estate agent and former Playboy playmate. Her
Speaker 4: husband was a pro baseball player, and she's obsessed with
Speaker 4: the genetics of her family.
Speaker 3: She was and a little backstory on Matt Keo. He
Speaker 3: was professional baseball player. He was injured while playing. He
Speaker 3: took a line drive to his temple. I believe, Oh
Speaker 3: my god, and god, I want to say he had
Speaker 3: brain damage. So he was he could no longer play
Speaker 3: he was. It was a sad situation, totally changed who
Speaker 3: he was, his personality. He has passed, so I was no.
Speaker 3: He has passed on, just recently. A couple of years
Speaker 3: ago he passed.
Speaker 4: Were they married until he passed on.
Speaker 3: I don't know if they were still married, but I
Speaker 3: know that Gina always protected him even though they weren't together,
Speaker 3: and supported him and had him living in the house
Speaker 3: even though they weren't even together. She was a very
Speaker 3: good ex wife to him, for sure. Gina was on
Speaker 3: season one through five, then a friend on season six,
Speaker 3: and her tagline was it's just money, you can't take
Speaker 3: it with you. And I want to say the taglines
Speaker 3: in the early seasons were things that you basically said
Speaker 3: on the show.
Speaker 4: Oh, so they just recycle.
Speaker 3: They recycle like it's just money.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Oh, that's actually kind of clever idea because then it's
Speaker 2: true to something you would actually really say, right, all right.
Speaker 4: So the next one is, of course my favorite.
Speaker 2: Vicki Gunfeldsen, married to Don, two kids, Brianna and Michael.
Speaker 2: She runs her own life insurance agency out of her house.
Speaker 2: She's Type A and high energy.
Speaker 3: So Vicky Gummelson housewife season one through thirteen, Friend season
Speaker 3: fourteen and seventeen, and her tagline was, I don't want
Speaker 3: to get old.
Speaker 2: That was it.
Speaker 3: That's it, that's it. I don't want to get old.
Speaker 4: And oh see, no one gets old. I mean the
Speaker 4: fact that I know they're that sure, that's hilarious.
Speaker 3: I'm serious. It was just something that they had said.
Speaker 3: And if I'm not mistaken, we have to ask I
Speaker 3: don't even know if Evolution produced. Can somebody look that up?
Speaker 4: See, well, why don't we ask you? We got it?
Speaker 2: We have to ask Joe because I originally this wasn't
Speaker 2: even supposed to be a housewife show.
Speaker 4: But then why is.
Speaker 3: To be called behind the gates?
Speaker 2: But then she also says, you know, Vicky's constantly I'm
Speaker 2: the OG of the o C.
Speaker 3: Well, okay, so in the very beginning, Scott Dunlap was
Speaker 3: the creator of the show. He created it. It was
Speaker 3: very like what you saw I think is what he
Speaker 3: you know his I think it was his production company
Speaker 3: that filmed that, and very simple just about their lives.
Speaker 4: Well, well they're all very What I did realize is
Speaker 4: they're all very separate, Like it's not now.
Speaker 3: I came in season three and screwed that up.
Speaker 4: Oh okay, all right, Well, the next one is Kimberly Bryant,
Speaker 4: married to Scott, two kids, Bianca and Travis. A lot
Speaker 4: of information about her breast and plans. She went to
Speaker 4: a d cup, thinks she's a trophy wife, loves working out,
Speaker 4: being active, and hanging with her girlfriends.
Speaker 3: So Kimberly Bryant, what I remember about her? She actually
Speaker 3: was diagnosed with skin cancer on the show. She was
Speaker 3: on for season one and then they moved, so her
Speaker 3: tagline was eighty five percent of the women around here
Speaker 3: have had brest implants. Oh yeah, okay.
Speaker 2: The next one Laurie Peterson. Divorced three kids, Ashley, Josh,
Speaker 2: and Sophie. Laurie had to downsize to an under two
Speaker 2: thousand square foot home and has started working for Vicki.
Speaker 2: Her oldest daughter, Ashley, moves back in with her after
Speaker 2: trying it out in LA. Her son Josh is in
Speaker 2: the seventh grade and dealing with drugs and alcohol issues.
Speaker 4: Oh that made me so sad. I know.
Speaker 3: I think Laurie probably has one of the most realist
Speaker 3: RUSS seasons, the first coming right out of the gate,
Speaker 3: like the episode two. Her son goes, juvenile hall, I mean,
Speaker 3: very sad.
Speaker 4: She was on.
Speaker 3: Laurie was on from season one to four. She was
Speaker 3: a friend season eight and her tagline was are the
Speaker 3: police involved?
Speaker 4: These one liners?
Speaker 3: I mean and if you remember, I think she was
Speaker 3: on the phone when she was talking to the school
Speaker 3: when they called at Vicky's home office and she goes,
Speaker 3: was the police involved?
Speaker 4: And that ended up being her down that's true? Yeah, Okay.
Speaker 2: Then Joe Delarosa, who will have on in the next episode.
Speaker 2: She was engaged to Slade Smiley, who now is with Gretchen.
Speaker 2: My guess we're gonna go girls trip if they're actually married.
Speaker 3: They're not. And also also he dated Laurie.
Speaker 2: He dated Laurie what I just talked about. Yep, after
Speaker 2: Joe or before Joe. It was after Joe Okay on
Speaker 2: the show.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I think it was in between seasons. I can't remember.
Speaker 3: We'll see it.
Speaker 4: Happens, all right.
Speaker 2: Joe Delarosa, she's engaged in Slade. No kids of her own.
Speaker 2: Slade had two, Gavin and Grayson. She worked in insurance
Speaker 2: until meeting Slade and becoming solely a stay at home wife.
Speaker 2: She is lonely and looking to have fun while she's
Speaker 2: still young.
Speaker 3: I think she was actually in real estate. We'll have
Speaker 3: to clarify that. I'm not sure if I don't think
Speaker 3: it was insurance, but we'll ask her. Joe was on
Speaker 3: season one and two and then she came back season
Speaker 3: three for a party.
Speaker 4: Okay, so when did she break up? We'll ask her
Speaker 4: all those questions.
Speaker 3: I think after season two she broke up with Slade,
Speaker 3: and so her tagline was He's pretty much keeping me.
Speaker 3: He's pretty much he couldn't keep you.
Speaker 4: Now, well not anymore.
Speaker 3: Those seven figures ain't happening anymore.
Speaker 4: Oh my gosh.
Speaker 2: Well, speaking the seven figures, I was like, you're making
Speaker 2: seven figures, but you couldn't afford to get a tailor.
Speaker 4: What is with the suits? I know they were so
Speaker 4: they were so I.
Speaker 2: Felt very uncomfortable seeing them.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it was pretty bad.
Speaker 4: Okay, let's dig into season one and episodes one and
Speaker 4: two of the Real Housewives of Orange County. Real Housewives
Speaker 4: of Orange County Season one, Episode one is Meet the Wives.
Speaker 4: It premiered March twenty first, two thousand and six. Shane
Speaker 4: is nervous about high school graduation and the pressure of
Speaker 4: making it big in baseball as his father did. Kimberly
Speaker 4: discusses the option of getting breast in plants, and Joe
Speaker 4: begins to deal with being engaged to an older, richer man.
Speaker 3: And episode two is called is it Hunting Season Yet?
Speaker 3: Air date March twenty eighth, two thousand and six. Shane
Speaker 3: is hired by Joe to hunt rabbits that are invading
Speaker 3: the neighborhood, Kimberly is being pressured into up reading her car,
Speaker 3: and Vicki gets pretty wild on a cruise.
Speaker 2: The episode starts where Gina takes her daughter Kara to
Speaker 2: look for a new car because her hand me down
Speaker 2: Mercedes had a broken buttons. If Slade didn't want a
Speaker 2: car we were giving her because it had a broken button,
Speaker 2: she'd be driving.
Speaker 3: A Hot Wheels to school or jogging jogging. Yeah, I mean,
Speaker 3: I mean, I have no words. I have no words.
Speaker 4: Do you think she was playing it up a little bit?
Speaker 4: All of that?
Speaker 3: I think the entire show was played up. The fact
Speaker 3: that Slade kept saying, well, I've made seven figures by
Speaker 3: in my thirties, and Gina's saying like she's showing a
Speaker 3: house and the next thing you know, her client is
Speaker 3: writing out a check doesn't work like that.
Speaker 4: You don't write it.
Speaker 3: You have to make an offer first and see if
Speaker 3: they accept it before you're writing a check. So I'm like,
Speaker 3: how it works. What kind of car did you have
Speaker 3: when you were sixteen?
Speaker 4: I've had. I had the Grimlin and then I had
Speaker 4: the Dots And yeah, I.
Speaker 2: Mean granted my kids, I bet we'll probably get one
Speaker 2: of our current cars. So they will, Yeah, they'll be
Speaker 2: a hammy, they'll probably have a broken button.
Speaker 3: Hey, like I said, I would not go over thirty
Speaker 3: thousand dollars of by Sophia car And granted it is
Speaker 3: brand new and paid off, but that's what she got.
Speaker 4: Well, the best thing anyone ever taught me.
Speaker 2: Granted I don't drive now, but as a kid was
Speaker 2: My mom forced me to learn on a stick before
Speaker 2: I learned how to drive automatic me too, so I
Speaker 2: actually know how to drive a stick so shocking.
Speaker 3: That's going to help us when we're finally on Amazing Race.
Speaker 4: Yeah, when they decide they want us for real lifetime.
Speaker 3: Yeah. So the early seasons and children played a heavy
Speaker 3: part in the show. The show was like the Hills.
Speaker 3: They even talked about early seasons that they wanted to
Speaker 3: make a spinoff of Just the Kids, the real Kids
Speaker 3: of Orange County, but it never never happened.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Because then we get to Joe. She's twenty four
Speaker 2: years old. She talks about how Slade wants her to
Speaker 2: stay at home instead of work. Do you think it's
Speaker 2: possible for a twenty four year old to happily be
Speaker 2: a stay at home wife?
Speaker 3: No, she's twenty four. This is the thing. When I
Speaker 3: watched it, I'm like, Okay, is this bullshit? Because I
Speaker 3: felt that like there was a lot of made up
Speaker 3: stuff to make them look like they were very fancy
Speaker 3: and very rich, you know, And obviously Gina and Vicki
Speaker 3: had really big houses, but the rest of the girls
Speaker 3: did not. But the way they were talking, they were
Speaker 3: so over the top. Why did we need to ask her?
Speaker 3: Why did she not? Why did she get rid of
Speaker 3: her job?
Speaker 4: I don't know.
Speaker 2: Let's write these down, guys, so that we continue to
Speaker 2: remember all the things that we need to break down
Speaker 2: with her, because it was confusing to me. Also, if
Speaker 2: she just was out the whole time, just partying, and
Speaker 2: he's like trying to keep her home.
Speaker 3: How about when she called, She's like, I'll be home soon.
Speaker 4: What is it he's looking cigarettes.
Speaker 3: She's like, no, it was three. Yeah. Andy had said
Speaker 3: that Joe is one the housewives who got away too quickly.
Speaker 2: I actually agree because I think she seems like she
Speaker 2: didn't give an half.
Speaker 4: Yeah, but we'll make those.
Speaker 3: And then she moved to la and she kind of
Speaker 3: got out of the public life style and got married.
Speaker 2: Well, then we get to Vicky. Vicky brings Brianna to
Speaker 2: the salon to get ready for prom. She has to
Speaker 2: talk with her about not drinking and having sex because
Speaker 2: Vicky was a young mom and wants more for Brianna.
Speaker 4: Question, did you have sex on Prom night? Yeah? I
Speaker 4: don't think I had sex at prom. Ever, I'm trying
Speaker 4: to think, Well, my prom date was Ryan's dad. Oh
Speaker 4: my gosh. Okay, yeah, I don't know that I ever.
Speaker 4: I mean, I was having s by the time of
Speaker 4: my last prom, but I don't know that I had
Speaker 4: sex Prom night.
Speaker 3: How old were you when you had sex for the
Speaker 3: first time.
Speaker 4: I was in the tenth grade, So however old you
Speaker 4: are in that grade?
Speaker 3: Okay?
Speaker 4: And but I mean I don't even really know. It
Speaker 4: was like, I think I was sixteen.
Speaker 3: I think I could drive you were you were riding
Speaker 3: boys before you can drive a car.
Speaker 4: No, you can. You get your license at fifteen and so.
Speaker 3: Oh you gave her mid at fifteen and a half.
Speaker 2: Don't you know in South Carolina you could drive till
Speaker 2: eight pm when you were fifteen.
Speaker 4: Oh on, you're on because because in South Carolina you
Speaker 4: may need to have it to drive the tractor on
Speaker 4: the farm.
Speaker 3: Earlier, I would imagine there were some long one way
Speaker 3: roads and nothing's going on.
Speaker 4: Hi. I think it was seventy five. I forget what
Speaker 4: it was.
Speaker 3: Would you ever film the scene with Slate saying talking
Speaker 3: to her about sex?
Speaker 2: I don't know what she exactly because Slade, I know,
Speaker 2: I keep getting the too confused, but I tend four years.
Speaker 4: I mean, we.
Speaker 2: Definitely talk about I want my kids to feel comfort
Speaker 2: to talk to me if they have crushes, if they
Speaker 2: have whatever.
Speaker 4: But I want I don't know about TV for the
Speaker 4: first conversation about it.
Speaker 3: I hope I'm like that with my kids. My kid's
Speaker 3: a little bit shyer than I ever was, except for
Speaker 3: Ryan was very open. Very You'd be like, hey, mom,
Speaker 3: come in here, look is this a frock ale on
Speaker 3: my balls? And I'm like, oh my god, stop.
Speaker 4: Yeah, You're like, uh, well, they do say that TV
Speaker 4: changes people, but to me, it seems like Vicky, other
Speaker 4: than her face, is exactly the same because she's still
Speaker 4: micromanaging the hairstyck ucky.
Speaker 3: Correctly at all, I know she is exactly the same
Speaker 3: housewife as she was when she stepped out of the
Speaker 3: scene last year or two years ago. It's crazy.
Speaker 4: I mean, watching that, I was like, oh my god,
Speaker 4: she I mean, she is at least exactly who she is.
Speaker 3: Oh. She doesn't change for anybody. And that's why I say, like,
Speaker 3: Vicky will fit. She obviously filmed with us this season.
Speaker 3: I'm like, it's like your first time filming. She just
Speaker 3: doesn't get it, which is good, which is really good. Like,
Speaker 3: she doesn't It's like she's one of those housewives it
Speaker 3: doesn't think ten steps ahead, which makes her amazing TV.
Speaker 2: Well, then Vicky hires Laurie to work for her because
Speaker 2: she just got divorced and Laurie had to move from
Speaker 2: her big house to the townhouse with her kids.
Speaker 4: Could you work for Vicky?
Speaker 3: Hell no, yeah, no, I could never work for Vicky.
Speaker 4: Oh my gosh. Okay.
Speaker 2: Then we get to Slade telling Joe that he is
Speaker 2: uneasy with the fact that she goes out with her
Speaker 2: friends all the time.
Speaker 4: What do you expect when you get with somebody that's
Speaker 4: twenty four years old?
Speaker 3: How old was he thirty five? I don't know, because
Speaker 3: you know, he lies about his age. So whenever you
Speaker 3: see like an article or something that you know that
Speaker 3: he put out, it'll say Slade forty eight. I'm like, wait,
Speaker 3: but you no, you're well into.
Speaker 4: Your fifties, well in your fifties. I mean he's got
Speaker 4: to be forty eight. I mean Edwin's only.
Speaker 3: Well, his number don't add up.
Speaker 4: Ever, it doesn't make any sense.
Speaker 3: I lie about your age.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't know, but I still But between that
Speaker 2: and the kids and then Gina saying look at that genetics.
Speaker 3: How nasty were Gina's kids to her?
Speaker 4: I mean that's what I was gonna say.
Speaker 2: It was like, listen, I'm sure the family's lovely, but
Speaker 2: it's not like they're the Consuelos, Like, what is happening here?
Speaker 3: Like I don't know, I mean it was out of control.
Speaker 3: And oh side note, just googled Slade and it says
Speaker 3: he's forty nine. No he's not. He's not forty nine.
Speaker 3: He's well in two.
Speaker 2: Fifties, forty nine years old. So we're gonna believe that
Speaker 2: Slade is eight years older than me. But he was
Speaker 2: on television.
Speaker 4: But what year was this?
Speaker 3: Two thousand and six?
Speaker 2: Five, So this is two thousand and five. We're not
Speaker 2: the greatest at math, but let's seventeen years ago. So
Speaker 2: let's say he was thirty five. Then what's the math? Okay,
Speaker 2: So thirty five plus seventeen.
Speaker 4: Fifty fifty two. Like, come on, we don't know, we
Speaker 4: don't know how old you are, a Slade, but you're
Speaker 4: definitely not forty nine.
Speaker 3: No, I think he's more like fifty six. That's what
Speaker 3: I'm saying.
Speaker 4: He was a child actor, right, Okay, I also question that.
Speaker 3: He also claims that he was part of Tour de France.
Speaker 3: Like he like, he was very vague about it. You know,
Speaker 3: Eddie's a cyclist and he's a really good cyclist at
Speaker 3: that and he would always brag that, oh, I, you know,
Speaker 3: was with the Tour de France. He was like, he
Speaker 3: did a the water guy does not count no, exactly,
Speaker 3: he trained. So Eddie, we went to NAPA filming one
Speaker 3: year and you're going.
Speaker 4: To see that.
Speaker 3: And so Eddie's like let's bring our bikes. We can
Speaker 3: go ride and it's up and down the hill. He
Speaker 3: said he was on the side of the road with
Speaker 3: Slade on the ground because he had his cramping so bad,
Speaker 3: trying to keep it with Eddie and Eddie's elbows like
Speaker 3: into his I trying to rub out the cramp because
Speaker 3: he was like doubled over and I'm like, mm hmm,
Speaker 3: he's a talker.
Speaker 2: Well, I have another question for you, because Kimberly says this,
Speaker 2: and I want to know if this is still a
Speaker 2: thing in OC. Do girls still receive breast implants for
Speaker 2: a high school graduation?
Speaker 4: No, I know I will and Beverly Hills it's nose jobs.
Speaker 3: Well, you know what, I can kind of understand nose
Speaker 3: jobs because some kids obviously are born with very large
Speaker 3: noses and it affects them. But they're too young to
Speaker 3: get a nose job before the age of eighteen. And
Speaker 3: if it's something that really bothers, then go, I'm all
Speaker 3: for it it.
Speaker 4: I'm fine.
Speaker 3: Boob jobs, No, no, you know I got I got
Speaker 3: my boobs done when I was in my twenties and
Speaker 3: I borrowed the money from my dad and he said, well,
Speaker 3: what's wrong with the boobs you have? Are they broken?
Speaker 3: And I said no, I just want him bigger. And
Speaker 3: he's like, well, if they're not broken, why do you
Speaker 3: want to fix him? And I'm like, I just want
Speaker 3: him bigger. And he ended up giving me the money
Speaker 3: I paid him back.
Speaker 2: Well, I got my boobs after cruise because they look
Speaker 2: like fried eggs.
Speaker 4: But what about My favorite part of this.
Speaker 2: Entire episode, before we even close out on episode one
Speaker 2: and zip into episode two, is how shady editors were
Speaker 2: even back then. When they show Shane's graduation party and
Speaker 2: it's a shot of him laying by himself by the
Speaker 2: pool pool.
Speaker 3: Yeah, well, he said, I don't want to go. I
Speaker 3: don't want to go to graduation. I honestly I would
Speaker 3: force my kid to walk.
Speaker 4: But also I want to know maybe he wasn't graduating.
Speaker 4: I like, how I'm just speculating.
Speaker 2: I'm like, why else would you not go, especially if
Speaker 2: you're like this popular guy that's potentially getting drafted and
Speaker 2: all these things.
Speaker 3: He never I don't think he ever really made it
Speaker 3: big in baseball, And the way his dad and Shane
Speaker 3: talked to people was so disrespectful.
Speaker 4: And also, as we're getting into episode two.
Speaker 2: What in the sociopath is happening with the obsession with
Speaker 2: the killing the rabbits.
Speaker 3: I know, before we get to that, I will have
Speaker 3: to say it was really sad to see Grayson. Grayson
Speaker 3: passed away a couple months ago at the age of
Speaker 3: like twenty two. I believe when he was on Housewives
Speaker 3: it was before he was diagnosed with a brain tumor,
Speaker 3: and he continued to live on until well passed what
Speaker 3: they thought he would to I think it was twenty
Speaker 3: two or twenty. I think he's the same age a
Speaker 3: Spencer and spent twenty three next month.
Speaker 2: So at what point did Slade no longer spend time
Speaker 2: with his his boys?
Speaker 4: I don't know.
Speaker 3: I think his older boy, he would see they're from
Speaker 3: two different mothers, the oldest one. I think that he
Speaker 3: would continue to see now and then.
Speaker 2: And then also you start to see a different side
Speaker 2: of Slade as we get into this episode.
Speaker 4: Where's a bornderline movie star, a borderline movie star in
Speaker 4: his mind? Like, who says they think they're a borderline
Speaker 4: movie star? Well, you know what I heard?
Speaker 3: What I heard when she got offered Ultimate Girls Trip
Speaker 3: he said, Yeah, I don't know allegedly. I don't know
Speaker 3: if I can sign this contract because I have so
Speaker 3: many things in the pipeline. I have a production company,
Speaker 3: and I just don't know if it's a good idea
Speaker 3: for me to film himself.
Speaker 4: Yes, slave, they didn't ask you that, and you're in
Speaker 4: every instance story I know.
Speaker 3: Like, shut the fuck up, you are dying to film dying.
Speaker 4: Well, then we get to Vicky leaves for a cruise
Speaker 4: with Breonna for her senior trip. She leaves Lauri in
Speaker 4: charge at work while she's gone, where her daughter Ashley
Speaker 4: has started working as well. Okay, was this was this
Speaker 4: vacation filmed on Vicki's iPhone?
Speaker 3: It looked like it.
Speaker 4: I mean this was what four iPhones?
Speaker 3: I don't even think they had iPhone?
Speaker 4: Yeah, so on her mother.
Speaker 3: Flip flip it on the it was on yes on
Speaker 3: the flip.
Speaker 4: Because it clearly wasn't like true production going on this.
Speaker 3: But the Vicky used to be a huge cruise person.
Speaker 3: I do not like organized fun. I will never probably
Speaker 3: ever go.
Speaker 4: On a cruise. Now I'm going to make you go
Speaker 4: on a cruise. I've always wanted to go and I
Speaker 4: never have.
Speaker 3: I am not going a high end cruise.
Speaker 4: You can go on and I'm gonna make you have
Speaker 4: organ I like cattle in there. Listen. I feel like
Speaker 4: there's particular ones that we could go on.
Speaker 3: Okay, I'll try anything once. So I went on one
Speaker 3: when I was like twenty one with a friend and
Speaker 3: we went to like Mexico Masllana. The only reason I
Speaker 3: went is because her her and boyfriend broke up. It
Speaker 3: was already paid for.
Speaker 4: Your the two teas take it to the sea. That
Speaker 4: could be our new show, to Teas on the Sea,
Speaker 4: To Teas on the Sea, you know what. And the
Speaker 4: worst houseolive drama always happens on the sea. So okay.
Speaker 2: Then we get to this part is where you realize,
Speaker 2: like how open Laurie seems like she might be the
Speaker 2: most forthcoming about her life of anybody.
Speaker 4: Laurie's son Josh gets into trouble at school.
Speaker 2: She's She's at Vicki's home office at the time that
Speaker 2: she gets a call from school. She shares that he
Speaker 2: started drinking in the seventh grade and has struggled with
Speaker 2: drugs and alcohol since. Laurie goes to visit him in
Speaker 2: juvenile hall and doesn't how long know how long he'll
Speaker 2: be there for I mean the fact that he's already
Speaker 2: drinking to that extent at that age.
Speaker 3: You know, Laurie is raising his daughter.
Speaker 4: Oh gosh.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and every once in a while on Instagram. I
Speaker 3: ran into her daughter Ashley at A's last week. Vicky, me,
Speaker 3: VICKI and Shannon, We're having dinner there.
Speaker 4: She was there.
Speaker 3: Ace is a restaurant right by Javiers and Crystal cow
Speaker 3: right there, so we ran into her.
Speaker 4: So beautiful.
Speaker 3: I mean, she had not one look of makeup on.
Speaker 3: She was with her boyfriend. Just absolutely beautiful. And I
Speaker 3: think she yeah, she said she lives in Newport now,
Speaker 3: but it was just so sad. There's been a lot
Speaker 3: of things that have gone on, and George and Laurie
Speaker 3: are raising his daughter.
Speaker 4: Oh my gosh, we need to have Laurie on because.
Speaker 3: I let's talk about go ahead.
Speaker 2: I really like laur Like when I'm watching this because
Speaker 2: I have no actual skin in this game at all,
Speaker 2: I'm going and completely fresh. There's no one I know,
Speaker 2: I mean other than Vicky. But I really liked Laurie. Yeah,
Speaker 2: Like I was like, listen.
Speaker 3: Andy loves Laurie.
Speaker 4: I really I watch her. I want to know more
Speaker 4: about her.
Speaker 2: I want to now now that I have the time,
Speaker 2: go find out who the ex husband is, why he
Speaker 2: put her in the situation that she was in.
Speaker 4: You can see how.
Speaker 2: Much she loves her kids, and then just even seeing
Speaker 2: the daughter in the backseat of the car sleeping while
Speaker 2: she's going into juvenile hall to talk to her son.
Speaker 4: All of it. But then even how raw is that though?
Speaker 4: I know, And then even when you see Josh's confessionals,
Speaker 4: he's so raw. I know. You can tell her she
Speaker 4: just wants to help and feel better, and she's.
Speaker 3: And she honestly has tried so many things throughout the years.
Speaker 3: George is a wonderful husband to her. I went to
Speaker 3: their wedding. I can't wait to recap that. It was
Speaker 3: very beautiful. They have an amazing house in San Juan
Speaker 3: Capistrano and it was in their backyard, so beautiful.
Speaker 4: So she has a good husband, She has.
Speaker 3: A great husband, her husband, she has a great life.
Speaker 4: When she came back on and was a friend, was
Speaker 4: she with the husband.
Speaker 3: Yeah, the new husband? Yeah?
Speaker 4: Okay, yeah, yeah, the new husband. All right.
Speaker 2: Then we get to VICKI talking to her Michael about
Speaker 2: how he needs to get a job and get better grades.
Speaker 2: He was on academic probation and didn't do well his
Speaker 2: first year in college at the number one party school
Speaker 2: in the country. Well, clearly, like I just watched Bama Rush,
Speaker 2: Like you're going to the number one party school.
Speaker 4: Yeah, the focus is not on grades.
Speaker 3: No, no, And Michael has come a long way. He
Speaker 3: has he now works for Vicki and has.
Speaker 2: But now that I have a real office, not I
Speaker 2: mean not I mean I have an office in my home,
Speaker 2: not in a real one.
Speaker 3: You know what. She does have an office in Irvine,
Speaker 3: and I always tell her, why why do you want
Speaker 3: the overhead? You're never in town? What are you doing?
Speaker 4: Sometimes I want I don't necessarily want a formal office,
Speaker 4: but I want like a nap office, like a place
Speaker 4: where I can go and just rest away from my family.
Speaker 3: Okay, would you would love Eddie? You would love Eddie's office.
Speaker 3: So we have a big Veena office in Irvine that
Speaker 3: we share with our partners. It's huge, and Eddie wanted
Speaker 3: something closer, so we just got to office right here
Speaker 3: close to our house where he does the Venus stuff.
Speaker 3: But there's also like a bedroom with a full bathroom
Speaker 3: in it.
Speaker 2: Oh see, I just want well, I just recently got
Speaker 2: which has been a game changer. I just got one
Speaker 2: of those walking treadmills so I can watch the podcast
Speaker 2: on my desk and do you like it? I cannot
Speaker 2: tell you, guys, I send me is not an ad.
Speaker 2: It is so awesome because sometimes I realize that this
Speaker 2: is our job. But sometimes when you're watching so much
Speaker 2: television for work, you're like, what is my life? And
Speaker 2: at least if i'm you have to.
Speaker 3: Get up, move well, Sophia once one and I'm like,
Speaker 3: if we have a treadmill, we already have a stationary bike.
Speaker 3: We get a treadmill, are you going to use it?
Speaker 4: I doubt it?
Speaker 3: And I don't want to spend three thousand dollars for
Speaker 3: you know, it's.
Speaker 4: Not that expensive. It's like eight hundred and fifty dollars
Speaker 4: for the desk and the walk house fast.
Speaker 3: Can you walk?
Speaker 4: You can walk to like a four four five?
Speaker 3: Oh that's not bad.
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Can you pull handles up or they I didn't.
Speaker 2: Get one that you pull handles up because the desk,
Speaker 2: if you want the dish is really starty sequently on it.
Speaker 4: But like my kids use it and do their homework
Speaker 4: from it.
Speaker 2: Because now It's so talked about with like kid kids
Speaker 2: having this extra.
Speaker 4: Energy when they do their work, Like at school. They
Speaker 4: even have swivel chairs for like the kids.
Speaker 2: So I mean they love it. We all love it also.
Speaker 2: But the link something I also need to ask you.
Speaker 2: One of my favorite parts of this episode was when
Speaker 2: Vicky was talking about liking the finer things in life
Speaker 2: and then she was boiling hot dogs.
Speaker 3: I didn't notice that, but that is a good notice
Speaker 3: right there, the finer things. And who could you? I mean,
Speaker 3: you have kids, little kids, and I mean hot dogs
Speaker 3: have not been a part of my grocery list in
Speaker 3: twenty years.
Speaker 4: I don't think my kids love there's this. Guys. They yeah,
Speaker 4: they love turkey dogs, but they love like this one
Speaker 4: place called the stand, which is near where we live.
Speaker 3: We have the stand.
Speaker 4: Oh you have the stand.
Speaker 3: We go there once a week.
Speaker 4: And now Alwa's like, can we please get a chili dog?
Speaker 4: And I'm like, oh my.
Speaker 3: God, my life. Now the next time I go to
Speaker 3: the stand, I'm gonna want a chili dog.
Speaker 4: Oh it's so delicious.
Speaker 3: I get the kale salad.
Speaker 2: I do too. I get the chicken salad actually shaped
Speaker 2: shaped chicken, the shaped chicken delicious, A little spicy chicken.
Speaker 2: You can get too at avocado.
Speaker 4: Uh.
Speaker 2: But I was laughing at that because I do think
Speaker 2: that that it reminded me of when I was younger.
Speaker 2: My mom told you the story about when I said
Speaker 2: I was a vegetarian, but then I would eat baloney.
Speaker 4: Every day, not realizing now Blooney's most disgusting thing in
Speaker 4: the world. I don't I don't even want to know
Speaker 4: what bolooney is. My bolooney has a first name, It's
Speaker 4: are Okay. Then Joe and Kimberly take tennis lessons.
Speaker 2: Joe thought her boobs were big until she stood next
Speaker 2: to Kimberly. Joe's excited to tell Slade that she made
Speaker 2: a friend in Codo.
Speaker 3: So what is that the Coda Decaza?
Speaker 4: No, that tennis club? Where is that? What's it called?
Speaker 3: Were they at Codo Tennis Club? Yeah?
Speaker 4: I think so.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Well, there's actually two country clubs within Codo. You
Speaker 3: can be a member at the main country club, I
Speaker 3: guess you call it. And it's got golf, it's got tennis,
Speaker 3: it's got like a restaurant that you have to pay.
Speaker 3: We were members at the club when we live there,
Speaker 3: so you have to pay in so much a month
Speaker 3: and then you have to you get so much food
Speaker 3: for what you pay. It's it's crazy.
Speaker 4: Like you have a minimum and you it's you have
Speaker 4: to meet.
Speaker 2: I know, well, if I moved JCI, I want to
Speaker 2: be a part of the one at Baba.
Speaker 4: No is it the monarch?
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, yeah or the rets I forget which one,
Speaker 2: but the one that's on the beach. Yeah, that one is.
Speaker 2: I've gone with friends and it is so amazing. It's
Speaker 2: like true oc on the water.
Speaker 4: Oh, I'll join too.
Speaker 3: So basically, there's no money exchange at the country club.
Speaker 3: You go in, you get your food. If you do
Speaker 3: not meet your minimum, you still have to pay x
Speaker 3: amount a month.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's that's exactly how this one is too. Yeah.
Speaker 4: But then Vicky talks about how she's frustrated.
Speaker 2: With Laurie because there's something going on with her. She
Speaker 2: wants to see more effort and ambition from Laurie at work.
Speaker 2: Vicky tells Laurie that she needs to dress conservative for
Speaker 2: their work trip.
Speaker 4: Should Vicky have like been slightly more.
Speaker 3: Impassive as Vicky Vicky's bros draps were hanging over her shoulders.
Speaker 3: We need to dress more conservatively. Yeah, okay, Vicky with
Speaker 3: your bras straps and your turquoise shirt on.
Speaker 4: And hanging low and low.
Speaker 3: So keep this in mind. Laurie did come back to
Speaker 3: Orange County as a friend, and she said she never
Speaker 3: worked for Vicky. Actually she was never paid Vicky. Vicky
Speaker 3: said she did pay Lourie because she signed her paychecks,
Speaker 3: but Laurie said, I never got paid.
Speaker 4: So that was all for show.
Speaker 3: I think, so.
Speaker 4: We should get Ashley onto we mean Laurie.
Speaker 3: Yeah, actually yes, because it's like, you can't just do
Speaker 3: insurance if you don't have a license. So was she like, Okay, Laurie,
Speaker 3: come work for me, but go get your life.
Speaker 4: Was she the assistant or was she was she Vicki's
Speaker 4: Are we supposed to believe she was Vicki's assistant or
Speaker 4: she was one of her agents? Huh m hm, So
Speaker 4: it was it was.
Speaker 3: We could say it was a totally different show back then,
Speaker 3: mainly focused on individual individual stories, not so much group.
Speaker 3: I think the only group thing that we saw was
Speaker 3: Joe going to play oh, go to lunch with Kimberly.
Speaker 4: Also Kimberly's friend.
Speaker 2: So far Kimberly is the one I'm I'm not connecting
Speaker 2: with the most.
Speaker 3: Well, she was only on one season, so and then.
Speaker 4: I'm not the only one.
Speaker 3: So we got a little a taste of Laura Lai.
Speaker 3: Do you remember Laura li That was Laurie's friend. Oh yeah,
Speaker 3: and she was an unofficial friend like he was on
Speaker 3: a lot during the first few seasons, but she was.
Speaker 3: I don't I doubt she was paid for it.
Speaker 4: Yeah, she seems like she seems the type. I mean,
Speaker 4: here's what I can say.
Speaker 2: I do appreciate as we're going back in time and listen, guys,
Speaker 2: we will go back and do Beverly Hills as well.
Speaker 2: We just wanted to start with OC because I need
Speaker 2: to really get to know my co host.
Speaker 4: I feel like I'm at a unfair advantage.
Speaker 3: Did you ever watched early Orange County?
Speaker 4: When?
Speaker 3: Did you know?
Speaker 4: What?
Speaker 1: Was?
Speaker 4: I watched the only seat I think I watched.
Speaker 2: So I didn't start watching Orange County until I my
Speaker 2: first season was done filming of Beverly Hills. Then I
Speaker 2: started watching the other shows, so later, yeah, so later.
Speaker 4: So I don't know anything. I mean, I know, I'm
Speaker 4: like towards like the bron one Orange County days.
Speaker 3: Oh wow, you're You're Yeah, you're recent, You're more recent.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean, I I did appreciate how I think
Speaker 2: that the relationship for formed here. But I mean, I'm
Speaker 2: gonna have to keep watching and we're gonna have to
Speaker 2: really dig in.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm not really excited about season three on because
Speaker 3: I'll be honest with you, I have never gone back
Speaker 3: and watched them ever, especially like tamrazocen wedding in the
Speaker 3: earlier seasons, I had white fried hair and I was
Speaker 3: so tan. I'm like, I don't even want to look
Speaker 3: at that.
Speaker 4: You know what, I'm excited to watch that. I cannot wait.
Speaker 3: I can wait, I can wait.
Speaker 2: There is one person that I needed to know exactly
Speaker 2: what he's doing and what he's up to.
Speaker 4: Is the guy Slade went to go meet at the end. Yeah,
Speaker 4: what was his name? I don't know, but taking the phone,
Speaker 4: like honestly watching him, I was like, is that Randal Emmett?
Speaker 4: I need that guy.
Speaker 3: Was a very successful and you'll see him later on
Speaker 3: in the season, very successful mortgage broker. At the time,
Speaker 3: his wife was in and out of the show. I
Speaker 3: remember she drove like a big lifted truck that had
Speaker 3: like it was either pink or the wheels were pink
Speaker 3: or something crazy like that. I can't remember her name,
Speaker 3: but you know that was the error where if you
Speaker 3: were a mortgage broker or a real estate agent, you
Speaker 3: were killing it. You were making seven figures easy. And
Speaker 3: it's the people that were true professionals after the market crashed,
Speaker 3: still stayed in business. So also known as Slade Smiley unemployed.
Speaker 4: Loved him.
Speaker 2: So thank you for joining us for our very first
Speaker 2: episode of Too Tease Rewind.
Speaker 4: Here's the thing.
Speaker 2: When you start listening to these episodes, make sure that
Speaker 2: you're watching along with us, because we want to hear
Speaker 2: your comments, questions, concerns, your thoughts if you're seeing something
Speaker 2: that we're not seeing, along with what guests that you want,
Speaker 2: because not only do we want to have the past housewives,
Speaker 2: there's been people throughout Orange especially that come in and
Speaker 2: make a splash because they want a little extra TV time,
Speaker 2: right tam m hm, and so we want to get
Speaker 2: everybody on. So thanks you guys for tuning. In our
Speaker 2: next episode, we will have on Joe, and then the
Speaker 2: following we will be recapping episode three and four season one,
Speaker 2: so make sure to watch