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Speaker 2: It's getting towards the end of the year real quick.
Speaker 2: I just think we got to take a minute to
Speaker 2: thank kind of an unsung hero on our show, our
Speaker 2: editor Ashley.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, seriously, she.
Speaker 2: Is a really hard worker. Nobody knows her from listening
Speaker 2: because she's behind the scenes. She's just an amazing person.
Speaker 2: She keeps the show rolling on for us.
Speaker 1: I was just explaining to my husband all of her
Speaker 1: job roles, you know what she does here, and he's like,
Speaker 1: she does all of those, yeah, and really well without complaining.
Speaker 2: Without her, I honestly don't know where this show would be.
Speaker 3: She brought me.
Speaker 1: Coffee this morning, guys.
Speaker 4: So wheatheart to the core. That's amazing person.
Speaker 2: Let's get her in here so we can pay. Yeah,
Speaker 2: come to the microphone. We we just want to thank
Speaker 2: you for everything that you've done year.
Speaker 5: She's a cry which makes you want to cry.
Speaker 1: Why are we cried? Why are we crying together?
Speaker 6: But tell me you see I eyes.
Speaker 2: No, there's no time. We only we have two vinyl
Speaker 2: sound bites off the internet. No, only enough time to
Speaker 2: play one of them. Let's get to your choices. Want
Speaker 2: to be here. Your first option is a quick audio
Speaker 2: compilation of a teenager trolling his mom by playing the
Speaker 2: trump though.
Speaker 1: No more trolling to hate it all option too.
Speaker 2: You guys, remember when I sing a Halloween parody a
Speaker 2: Walker Hayes fancy like, yeah, well, somebody just came out
Speaker 2: with the Christmas version.
Speaker 3: I hear it.
Speaker 1: No, I don't want to make it. I don't want
Speaker 1: to make them go more viral than you.
Speaker 2: What's it gonna be? Is it gonna be Mommy gets punked?
Speaker 2: Or Christmas song funk?
Speaker 1: Alexis Sorry, Jeff, I'm going Christmas song funk. No, I'm
Speaker 1: punking mommy.
Speaker 2: Jose, you have to decide today.
Speaker 4: Christmas is like my world.
Speaker 1: You have to pick it, But Jeff is also my world.
Speaker 6: I'm going with the tuma.
Speaker 2: All right, let's hear the sound of a quick audio
Speaker 2: compilation of a teenager trolling his mom with a trumbone.
Speaker 2: That doesn't sound like.
Speaker 1: That was which, Yeah, I was honestly crying.
Speaker 3: I know she was.
Speaker 6: Jeff Troup Dog Debo.
Speaker 2: Let's get to your shot collar question of the day.
Speaker 2: We have a bucket full of.
Speaker 1: Late already, just get to it.
Speaker 7: The holiday season is all about giving and sharing experiences
Speaker 7: with others, which is why today will be embodying that
Speaker 7: spirit with a.
Speaker 6: Fun and done group shot callar question.
Speaker 7: Each of you will receive a question about a classic
Speaker 7: toy that could have been given as a gift during
Speaker 7: past holidays. You'll have thirty seconds to think about it
Speaker 7: before you answer, and no one can help you.
Speaker 6: No, you think out loud.
Speaker 7: If you get it right, you'll be holly, jolly and safe.
Speaker 7: If you get it wrong, you'll be getting ten thousand
Speaker 7: volts that run right down your stocking.
Speaker 8: Is it no?
Speaker 5: Is not?
Speaker 6: I had souped it up to ten thousand. Are you ready?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 1: No, I guess so.
Speaker 7: In the nineties, Squealer the Pig, Flash the Orca, and
Speaker 7: Patty the Platypus were among the earliest characters in which
Speaker 7: popular toy set.
Speaker 1: Why do you know it? Yeah, a platypus, a squid
Speaker 1: and a pig.
Speaker 7: We would you say, squealer the pig, flash the orca
Speaker 7: and Patty the platypus.
Speaker 1: Jig, a whale and a platypus.
Speaker 4: I think I know it.
Speaker 9: I'm trying to get things.
Speaker 1: From the nineties, maybe like a stuffed animal. Beanie Babies.
Speaker 1: Do this more than just bears and stuff?
Speaker 2: You can't talk to us?
Speaker 7: Oh, shoot, answer right now, Okay, I'm gonna go with
Speaker 7: Beanie Babies. By nineteen ninety eight, it was making over
Speaker 7: a billion dollars in sales a year. I'm talking about
Speaker 7: the huge toy hit Beanie Babies.
Speaker 1: Let's eye, I don't either, yoused to help.
Speaker 6: Her, Brook, You're up next, Okay.
Speaker 7: In the two thousands, one toy was far and above
Speaker 7: the top choice for children during the holidays. In fact,
Speaker 7: during that decade, over five million were sold every year
Speaker 7: and awkwardly wrapped under the Christmas tree.
Speaker 6: What was it?
Speaker 5: They're awkwardly wrapped.
Speaker 1: They're in a weird shape, right, Like it's not just
Speaker 1: a flat box. I mean I remember working at a
Speaker 1: radio station in like two thousand and five and we
Speaker 1: were doing everything to get our hands on Tickle Me
Speaker 1: Elmo because it's what everybody wanted. Nobody could get them,
Speaker 1: and we were going to do a big station giveaway
Speaker 1: all around Tickle me Elmo.
Speaker 2: Oh, I thought I just wanted them for yourself.
Speaker 5: I don't know, I'm going to go Tickle me Elmo.
Speaker 7: In the two thousands, many kids wake up and find
Speaker 7: this awkwardly wrapped under the Christmas tree. I'm talking about
Speaker 7: the razor scooter.
Speaker 2: I love those.
Speaker 1: Do you still have one?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 1: They're still sweet?
Speaker 5: Yeah yeah.
Speaker 2: All right, So that means Brook, you're gonna be at
Speaker 2: least one person getting shot today. You're gonna go on
Speaker 2: to Jose.
Speaker 7: Jose, You've tried desperately to help everyone here, but you
Speaker 7: get no help this time. Of course, back in nineteen
Speaker 7: fifty eight, this toy sold over twenty five.
Speaker 10: Million units nineteen fifty eight.
Speaker 7: Yes, However, Japan and the Soviet Union banned it because
Speaker 7: they believed it was a symbol of emptiness in American culture.
Speaker 6: What toy was it?
Speaker 11: Okay, so maybe too early, but at first thoughts hot
Speaker 11: wheels because it's like an American man.
Speaker 4: But why would that be a symbol of like emptiness.
Speaker 4: Then I think of like g I Joe's.
Speaker 2: That's a tough one.
Speaker 1: It is, really, but hot.
Speaker 11: Wheels are so popular, like internationally legos.
Speaker 6: You needed to narrow it down.
Speaker 4: I think I'm gonna go with hot wheels.
Speaker 7: I'm not confident though, okay, because you had to gyrate
Speaker 7: while you used it, which was considered perverted by other nations.
Speaker 6: The answer was hula hoo.
Speaker 7: Jose and Brook are both getting shocked now, Jeffrey, you
Speaker 7: might be able to join them. Your question is back
Speaker 7: in twenty fourteen, a specific doll was all the rage
Speaker 7: during the holiday season, and it had to do with
Speaker 7: a particular movie that was out at the time. It
Speaker 7: made four billion dollars for the company. What was it?
Speaker 2: I mean, wow, a billion dollars twenty fourteen. That's not
Speaker 2: even that long ago. Fourteen. I was in radio at
Speaker 2: that time, so we probably talked about it. I was
Speaker 2: a producer too, so I actually probably actually wrote about it,
Speaker 2: wrote like up, I'm gonna twenty fourteen. So Alexis probably
Speaker 2: had this doll.
Speaker 6: Whatever was.
Speaker 2: Frozen is frozen? Did that come out in twenty fourteen,
Speaker 2: like an Elsa doll? Or was it one of the
Speaker 2: toy story sequels like a new buzz or a new
Speaker 2: Woody doll. Need to answer Jeffrey, I'm just gonna go
Speaker 2: with frozen Elsa doll.
Speaker 7: It made over four billion dollars for the company, and
Speaker 7: the doll I was looking for was Elsa from.
Speaker 3: Jack.
Speaker 2: Right, So Alexis and I got it right. We're safe. Meanwhile,
Speaker 2: Brook and Jose are going to be getting group shocked
Speaker 2: today and somebody wanted to hear jingle Bell Rock by
Speaker 2: Bobby helms All.
Speaker 1: I just keep getting shocked.
Speaker 11: Jingle Bell, jingle bell, jingle bell Rock, jingle bell swing
Speaker 11: and jingle bell.
Speaker 2: Ring, snowing and blowing.
Speaker 12: The best line there, shock collar question of the day.
Speaker 13: Brooking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 2: Our show is so packed most days, we never really
Speaker 2: get a chance to do this, and I didn't tell
Speaker 2: my host that we're going to be doing this either.
Speaker 2: But charity is so important giving back to those who
Speaker 2: have less.
Speaker 1: Yeah, being part of something bigger than yourself.
Speaker 2: Absolutely. So I went onto everyone's Facebook and Instagram before
Speaker 2: this to see which charities, if any, my co hosts
Speaker 2: like to donate to. For Alexis, I saw on her Instagram,
Speaker 2: she's a big fan of the Break a Wish Foundation.
Speaker 2: I mean, I've heard of make a Wish, but not
Speaker 2: this one. It's interesting that you support you whatever they want.
Speaker 2: I know Jose supports the rehabilitation and acceptance of creepy
Speaker 2: dolls back into mainstream society. Fund what I heard of that?
Speaker 1: Which are those porcelain ones with a weird face?
Speaker 11: I agree, but I would rather destroy them than rehabilitation.
Speaker 1: That's what he say.
Speaker 2: Thanks to kind hearted people like you, Jose, Annabelle and
Speaker 2: Chucky can get back on their feet. I know Brooks
Speaker 2: always been an advocate for doctors without diplomas. Just send
Speaker 2: those people over seas and hope for the.
Speaker 1: Best money to get a diploma.
Speaker 2: And my big charity, as you guys already know, is
Speaker 2: coats for kids. Oh no, you guys think I mean
Speaker 2: kids like children. Yeah no, no, I mean kids as in
Speaker 2: baby goats.
Speaker 12: They love in the millside and they're tiny sweaters. So
Speaker 12: I got a little picture of the baby goat that
Speaker 12: I donated a sweater too.
Speaker 1: Sweater. Yeah, wow, it's some big work you're doing.
Speaker 4: I kind of messed up that you're giving them sweaters
Speaker 4: made of their own fur.
Speaker 2: Well, you know, they have to learn the hard way.
Speaker 2: I got into this one because my old charity, Habitat
Speaker 2: for Hipsters went bankrupt, so I had to move on.
Speaker 2: But look, if you don't feel comfortable donating to any
Speaker 2: of the organizations I just mentioned, that's okay. All we
Speaker 2: ask is that you donate your time to us by
Speaker 2: listening to a brand new Laser story just coming up
Speaker 2: right after this. It's the radio segment that made news
Speaker 2: recently by trying to build an entire log cabin out
Speaker 2: of Ikea furniture. He almost finished, but was just short
Speaker 2: fifteen hundred twazzle screws, so it was either start over
Speaker 2: or burn the whole thing to the ground. Burn it down,
Speaker 2: you know what he did. It's a laser story, a
Speaker 2: segment where we read weird news stories around the globe,
Speaker 2: just like everyone else does, except we have a laser
Speaker 2: and those other sweetish cheat balls just don't. This first
Speaker 2: laser story is out of Tennessee. Forty one year old
Speaker 2: man named Marcello Moore drove to a gas station recently,
Speaker 2: and after getting a coffee and a beef stick, he
Speaker 2: tried to rob the place.
Speaker 1: He got his needs first.
Speaker 2: Yes, he's like, I got the coffee and the beef.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Now what else I need?
Speaker 2: Oh, we got all the money in the register. So
Speaker 2: he stuck a gun under a plexiglass divider and demanded
Speaker 2: money from the seventy eight year old worker. To Dorothy Elmer,
Speaker 2: no not seventy.
Speaker 1: Did you ever walk in as a robber and think
Speaker 1: I can't do it to that person? No, I can't.
Speaker 1: I'll come back later when the shift guy looks you know, sketchy.
Speaker 2: Yeah, those benevolent robbers.
Speaker 7: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Dorothy wasn't having it, though, so instead of given him cash,
Speaker 2: she just ducked underneath the counter and hid.
Speaker 1: Okay, and that's when that doesn't seem worth it, Dorothy.
Speaker 2: Well, Marcello panicked and drove off.
Speaker 5: Oh okay.
Speaker 2: The cops caught up to him a little while later,
Speaker 2: and they were able to do that because his car
Speaker 2: ran out of gas. Arma When arrested, authority say, Marcella
Speaker 2: was angry with himself because while he attempted to rob
Speaker 2: a gas station, it never crossed his mind to fill
Speaker 2: up his own tank before he left.
Speaker 1: But he dig at the beefstick, you know, he had
Speaker 1: his priorities, So he was.
Speaker 2: Kicking himself as he was taken into jail, this next
Speaker 2: Laser stories out of Scranton, Pennsylvania.
Speaker 1: Oh, man, we know that place, the office.
Speaker 2: There was a great story a few months ago about
Speaker 2: a waitress who got a three thousand dollars tip on
Speaker 2: a thirteen dollars bill.
Speaker 5: Yeah, imagine, I can.
Speaker 4: I always dreamed of this when I was a servant.
Speaker 10: It never happened.
Speaker 2: Well, things just got complicated because the guy who left
Speaker 2: her the money surprisingly took it back. The waitress's name
Speaker 2: is Marianna Lambert, and she says she was blown away
Speaker 2: by the generosity and she wanted to use the money
Speaker 2: to pay off some bills and take her family on
Speaker 2: a vacation. But shortly after that, the guy who left it,
Speaker 2: a man named Eric Smith, disputed the charge with his bank.
Speaker 1: And why did he do it? Originally because he was
Speaker 1: on a date and he's like, watch this girl.
Speaker 2: He told her the tip was part of something called
Speaker 2: tips for Jesus.
Speaker 1: I've heard of this that takes it even I don't
Speaker 1: know either worse or I could have predicted it.
Speaker 2: Okay, Well, it's not clear if he thought Jesus wanted
Speaker 2: his money back, but for whatever reason, he didn't want
Speaker 2: to pay that anymore. Well, the good news is Marianna
Speaker 2: did get paid. The restaurant gave her the money, but
Speaker 2: now they're out three grand.
Speaker 1: God just the owner that can't take a vacation.
Speaker 12: Now, Jeffrey the restaurant has decided to sue Eric to
Speaker 12: get that. Yes, they say they were communicating with him
Speaker 12: through Facebook for a while, but now he won't respond.
Speaker 12: He challenged them to sue if they want their money.
Speaker 12: So that's what they're doing, all right, if.
Speaker 2: You signed it and everything. I think they have a
Speaker 2: case there a legal documents, especially if Jesus represents him
Speaker 2: in court.
Speaker 5: One of those things.
Speaker 1: You can't get three thousand dollars out of somebody who
Speaker 1: doesn't have it.
Speaker 2: You know, I have before, says there stories out of Ireland.
Speaker 2: Everyone on this continent knows. And Irish goodbye is the
Speaker 2: life saver of any party.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, it's where you just leave.
Speaker 2: Yes, either because you drank too much or because you've
Speaker 2: reached your social capacity for the night without saying goodbye
Speaker 2: to anyone.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's like you start saying goodbye to one person,
Speaker 1: then you have to say goodbye to fifty people, and
Speaker 1: then suddenly you're there for another.
Speaker 2: Hour and a half. Got it? Well, apparently no one
Speaker 2: told people in Ireland about this, because a bunch of
Speaker 2: Irish have been angrily sharing their thoughts about the term
Speaker 2: on TikTok.
Speaker 3: Oh is an Irish goodbye? I and no what an
Speaker 3: Irish person has heard that saying until I've seen someone
Speaker 3: on TikTok say it. And those people on TikTok Americans, oh.
Speaker 2: Very confusing to them. Apparently a real Irish goodbye is
Speaker 2: the exact opposite of that, And whenever the people of
Speaker 2: Ireland leave a party, they say goodbye about one hundred
Speaker 2: times before they actually go goodbye, okay, I.
Speaker 11: Mean after an of whiskey, you know, like a Scottish
Speaker 11: goodbye where they just punch you in the face.
Speaker 2: But it is interesting because after the videos went viral
Speaker 2: of the Irish being so offended, other people from around
Speaker 2: the globe started sharing what they call it in their countries,
Speaker 2: Like in Poland they call it an English exit.
Speaker 1: Yeah, maybe I call it French exit for a long
Speaker 1: time where we blame it on.
Speaker 4: The countries antisocial.
Speaker 2: In Wales they call it a trap door.
Speaker 8: Like that.
Speaker 2: In Australia they just call it smoke bombing.
Speaker 1: Oh say, I.
Speaker 2: Like the personally I don't support Irish goodbyes. Oh you
Speaker 2: don't just Irish? Hello?
Speaker 1: What is that?
Speaker 2: Definitely don't look it up on urban dictionaries. This next
Speaker 2: les the stories out of snapping necks in cash and
Speaker 2: checks headquarters dangerous. The website vehicle freak dot com is
Speaker 2: looking for one angry driver to take part in a
Speaker 2: study examining road rage, and they'll be paid four thousand
Speaker 2: dollars for their time they stay angry or to not
Speaker 2: be angry. Since there's only one position available, you'll have
Speaker 2: to be aggressive, confrontational, and reckless at pursuing the opportunity.
Speaker 1: Oh can you think of someone that you know that
Speaker 1: would be good for this?
Speaker 11: Like, I think my dad would be pretty dark. Oh god,
Speaker 11: he's the sweetest man ever. But someone flies by and
Speaker 11: he's like, look at these EASi. It's right here.
Speaker 4: You can not drive, they don't follow them.
Speaker 2: Let's slash his tires. Yeah, come on, NiFe. Here's how
Speaker 2: it'll work. The chosen road rager will be asked to
Speaker 2: take part in multiple two hour driving sessions per week,
Speaker 2: and they'll be put into various scenarios through a driving simulator.
Speaker 2: Their reactions will be monitored alongside their heart rate and
Speaker 2: blood pressure.
Speaker 5: Are they going to give them tips on how to
Speaker 5: calm down.
Speaker 2: That's not what this is about. They're just to observe them.
Speaker 2: The person will also be required to keep a road
Speaker 2: rage diary.
Speaker 1: Oh interest, because that's what every road rager does.
Speaker 2: Deary writes down their thoughts to diary. I took out
Speaker 2: the crowbar today. It's good. You must be twenty five
Speaker 2: years old if you want to do this, and you'll
Speaker 2: have to provide different physical examples of your previous road
Speaker 2: rage experience.
Speaker 11: It's like, well, I just got my license back from
Speaker 11: being suspended for this.
Speaker 2: Depending on the perfect candidate, here's a picture of a
Speaker 2: mailbox that I ran out.
Speaker 5: I get flipped off all the time.
Speaker 1: Can I be the other person on the end of this.
Speaker 13: Rage?
Speaker 2: For some reason, I guess they would need someone to
Speaker 2: make them angry so you can't apply. But they're like, yeah,
Speaker 2: follow the subaru. Being a paid professional road rager might
Speaker 2: sound like a dream for a few people in this room,
Speaker 2: but I don't recommend it because I know this guy
Speaker 2: got his license and his shell revoked last year just
Speaker 2: for giving one Amazon driver the finger. He left without
Speaker 2: delivering the sandals that he order, but he's supposed to do.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: That now means Laser Stories has come to an end
Speaker 2: for the day. We'll do it again, same time.
Speaker 13: On Wednesday, freaking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 2: Just a few minutes away from a brand new Loser Line.
Speaker 2: And this doesn't happen a lot, okay, But every so
Speaker 2: often we'll check the loser Line answering machine after the weekend,
Speaker 2: we'll recognize somebody's voice on there as a repeat caller.
Speaker 5: Yeah, or a fender? Which one do you call it?
Speaker 2: Exactly? Meaning that they were so undesirable that they managed
Speaker 2: to get the loser Line phone number handed to them
Speaker 2: from multiple people.
Speaker 1: Oh man, it's sad, all sad, is it?
Speaker 4: I swear I recognize anyway.
Speaker 2: I'll call you later. It takes a special type. And
Speaker 2: we thought, you know, we need to do something really
Speaker 2: nice for these souls who are continuously getting rejected but
Speaker 2: are too clueless to realize that everyone's giving them the
Speaker 2: same fake phone number.
Speaker 1: You're saying that we need to appreciate our repeat customers.
Speaker 1: We do, okay.
Speaker 2: We appreciate those people so much that we decided to
Speaker 2: create the Loser Line five Timers Clubs.
Speaker 1: I mean you do kind of want to be part
Speaker 1: of it.
Speaker 2: Basically, anyone who gets tricked into leaving five messages will
Speaker 2: automatically be sent a yellow member's only sports jacket. Yeah ye,
Speaker 2: me on Yellow. So you stand out in the Crown
Speaker 2: Plus as they should. We're going to send you a
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Speaker 2: certificate that says I got the Loser Line five different
Speaker 2: times and I still don't know what that is.
Speaker 10: So good.
Speaker 1: Keep calling guys, keep calling ladies.
Speaker 2: That's right, and check your mailbox for your Loser Line gifts.
Speaker 2: Today's brand new Loser Line is dedicated to all our
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Speaker 4: I bet there's like a handful.
Speaker 14: To find it.
Speaker 10: I know.
Speaker 2: If you are one, make sure to text thin absolutely
Speaker 2: we're doing a brand new loser line coming up.
Speaker 13: What would you wait a minute?
Speaker 8: Is this the right number?
Speaker 13: It's the Loser Line.
Speaker 15: Goodby, Just call.
Speaker 2: Me back if you haven't heard the Loser Line before.
Speaker 2: It works like this. Let's say a guy approaches you
Speaker 2: while you're out at the club and uses this charming
Speaker 2: pickup line on you. Excuse me, young lady, I just
Speaker 2: need to know was your dad a car salesman perchance?
Speaker 2: Because you got a sweet pair of headlights and it
Speaker 2: looks slightly you. Okay, after he drops that line, whatever
Speaker 2: you do, don't throw up all over his button up
Speaker 2: tropical shirt with a large parrot on it. Instead, tell
Speaker 2: him he's so darn funny that he made your sides
Speaker 2: hurt from lowling. And that's when you give him the
Speaker 2: number to the loser line. So hopefully he leaves an
Speaker 2: awkward voicemail that we can play over the air. Voicemails
Speaker 2: like this one.
Speaker 16: Next message, Hi, this is.
Speaker 9: She gave in this number and then ran away And
Speaker 9: I don't know why you would do that to me,
Speaker 9: So I'm just calling your speech. This is this number,
Speaker 9: but I guess it's not so now I'm really sad
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Speaker 17: To know if you've can help.
Speaker 18: Next message.
Speaker 4: The real number.
Speaker 1: You don't need to be sad.
Speaker 11: Oh my god, I throw the number.
Speaker 16: It's like and.
Speaker 2: I know, hose, I'm with you, Like, I can't believe
Speaker 2: that worked. And she actually called. Maybe maybe that should
Speaker 2: be the tactic that most guys use and you'd actually
Speaker 2: get more progress with a woman.
Speaker 1: Am I going to go out with the flash.
Speaker 16: Is that next message, Crystal, This is Carl from the
Speaker 16: coffee shops.
Speaker 17: They just wanted to give you a call. I just
Speaker 17: wanted to apologize. They really hope that I wasn't too intense.
Speaker 17: I tend to go up on a soapbox a little bit.
Speaker 19: But I'm sorry. I'm starting it all over again. We
Speaker 19: already we already talked about this. But I know a
Speaker 19: lot of really great initiatives. If you're interested about what
Speaker 19: we can be doing instead of just talking in coffee shops,
Speaker 19: you know, if you want to know more and get
Speaker 19: active with me, I would really like that. Anyway, you
Speaker 19: have my number, now give me a call.
Speaker 2: By next message, man, I saw Brooke fanning herself over
Speaker 2: there because it was too hot. When we started talking
Speaker 2: about initiatives getting proactive in the community.
Speaker 1: I do get a little steamy for activism.
Speaker 2: It's not.
Speaker 1: Tell me about that poster that you're carrying around.
Speaker 13: Hello.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Remember you can get the special number to the
Speaker 2: Loser line. If you text the word loser l O
Speaker 2: s E R to seven eight, five, nine to two,
Speaker 2: give it out and hopefully we can get a smile
Speaker 2: like this one.
Speaker 14: Uh.
Speaker 8: This is uh, this is.
Speaker 20: Uh.
Speaker 15: I can't get you out of my head. You know,
Speaker 15: maybe it was you were dancing on me or something,
Speaker 15: but maybe you strip closing the best place to meet,
Speaker 15: but you know, hang out. I see about you. I
Speaker 15: don't know.
Speaker 13: Next message, I.
Speaker 1: Strippers don't want to date you, my god.
Speaker 2: And also, as just a general tip to men, don't
Speaker 2: breathe heavily into the speaker when you're leaving a message,
Speaker 2: because it doesn't matter what you say, even if it's
Speaker 2: something totally mundane, it's gonna sound creepy. Like the traffic
Speaker 2: on the interstate was really like today, I'll be there.
Speaker 1: It's like Darth Vader and Batman.
Speaker 3: Next.
Speaker 18: Hey, Zeta at the bar the other night, I thought
Speaker 18: you were so gorgeous. You're so pretty, and i'd really
Speaker 18: like to get together. Don't know what's a good time
Speaker 18: for you. I got to tell you, I've had some
Speaker 18: really awkward first dates in the past, and I never
Speaker 18: know what to do if I'm supposed to shake your
Speaker 18: hand or give you a hug or anything. So maybe
Speaker 18: you could tell me in advance what kind of introduction
Speaker 18: you like. I mean, I would be happy just to
Speaker 18: shake your hand, a high five, even or you know,
Speaker 18: I just don't. I never know what to do in
Speaker 18: those situations. In the last date I had, the girl
Speaker 18: came in for a hug, I went for just a
Speaker 18: fist bump. It was super awkward and the date was
Speaker 18: just pretty much over. And I just really don't want
Speaker 18: that to be what happens, you know, when we get together.
Speaker 18: I want it to be really amazing and you know,
Speaker 18: something special.
Speaker 1: Next message Wow traumatized, I would give him my role number.
Speaker 1: I like a man who communicates it, pans.
Speaker 2: Out how he's going to greet you, like say.
Speaker 1: But there's nothing more awkward than like, do we do
Speaker 1: we not?
Speaker 2: I don't am I supposed to bow? Should I wave
Speaker 2: at you? Maybe I put my hand over the heart,
Speaker 2: do the pledge of allegiance.
Speaker 10: I just want to, you know, charge of.
Speaker 16: Hey, Jenny, it's I just wanted to reach out because
Speaker 16: I feel terrible about the other night. My buddy told
Speaker 16: me that he saw you see me grinding on another girl.
Speaker 16: But I just want to let you know that it's
Speaker 16: totally not what you think.
Speaker 8: It was.
Speaker 16: The girl that I was grinding on that was actually
Speaker 16: my cousin. I know how that must sound, but I
Speaker 16: hadn't seen her in like so long, like years, and
Speaker 16: then next thing I know, she shows up at the club.
Speaker 16: We start drinking, start reminiscing, and all of a sudden
Speaker 16: it starts getting freaky and I just kind of went
Speaker 16: with it. But I mean, it wasn't it wasn't like
Speaker 16: a romantic thing. It was you know, it's just harmless
Speaker 16: cousin grinding. Clearly, it's not my roundest moment. I wouldn't
Speaker 16: do it again, and actually I would. I would love
Speaker 16: to introduce you to my cousin who I was grinding on,
Speaker 16: because I actually think you guys would really get along.
Speaker 16: So call me.
Speaker 8: You have my number.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, it's amazing.
Speaker 1: Harmless cousin grinding does not exist your family.
Speaker 2: Homeless cousin grinding is the title of Brooks autobiography.
Speaker 1: And then introduce you to her. You don't just keep
Speaker 1: it in the family. We don't need any outside exactly.
Speaker 2: I want to see what that family reunion is like.
Speaker 2: I can't imagine what he does with his aunts.
Speaker 13: Prob.
Speaker 2: Remember, you can listen to the Loser Line regularly at
Speaker 2: this time every week. Your phone taps coming up right after.
Speaker 13: This Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 2: All right, it's time for your phone tap. And today
Speaker 2: we call a guy who dropped off his desktop computer
Speaker 2: at a local repair shop and his girlfriend contacted us
Speaker 2: saying he was concerned about leaving it there. Okay, he
Speaker 2: was worried they might steal his information or maybe look
Speaker 2: through his photos, check out his Internet history. He should relax, though,
Speaker 2: knowing none of that is happening. Instead, we have a
Speaker 2: much worse situation, and honestly, he might never get his
Speaker 2: computer back. You'll find out what happens when you make
Speaker 2: the horrible mistake of leaving your laptop with Jose in
Speaker 2: your brand new phone tap, I got it right now
Speaker 2: on the twenties.
Speaker 11: Hello, Hey, this is Tanner from computer repair.
Speaker 10: Is this Jeremy?
Speaker 8: Yeah, this is Jeremy. How's it going.
Speaker 4: That's going well?
Speaker 11: You dropped off your desktop computer with us a few
Speaker 11: days ago, correct.
Speaker 8: Yeah, yeah, I'm excited to swing by and pick it up.
Speaker 10: Well, let's not.
Speaker 4: Get too excited. We have found a slight problem.
Speaker 8: Yeah, I know there was a problem. That's why I
Speaker 8: dropped it off.
Speaker 11: You're funny, but actually, sir, this is an additional issue.
Speaker 21: Okay.
Speaker 8: I mean I brought it in and your guy told
Speaker 8: me that it was.
Speaker 11: Yeah, but once we finished with the fan while it
Speaker 11: was sitting overnight here, the shellcasing was off of it
Speaker 11: and something got in there.
Speaker 20: Okay, the shewcasing was still off taking off and something
Speaker 20: got in there.
Speaker 11: Yeah, I'm not sure if you can hear it, but
Speaker 11: hold on, I'm going to put the phone up to
Speaker 11: your computer right now.
Speaker 4: Hold on, listen.
Speaker 8: What the hell that sounds like there's a frog in there.
Speaker 11: You're definitely right, sir. I can confirm that is a
Speaker 11: tiny frog living inside of your console. How it's pretty vocal.
Speaker 8: How is this even possible? How did a frog get
Speaker 8: into my computer?
Speaker 11: Well, sir, I don't know if you noticed, but we
Speaker 11: are right next to a pet store. So my theory
Speaker 11: is it must have escaped, got through a crack in
Speaker 11: the wall or like a vent, you know, and just
Speaker 11: came next door and you have a warm computer.
Speaker 20: Oh god, you're telling me there's some kind of breezeway
Speaker 20: between your place and the pet shop next door where
Speaker 20: things are just wandering around into my computer.
Speaker 11: Just bad timing, to be honest. I mean, we had
Speaker 11: got a quick fix and it was just wide open.
Speaker 11: There he is, he's living it.
Speaker 4: Up in there.
Speaker 8: Okay, Well, if you can see him, then you can
Speaker 8: take him out.
Speaker 21: Just take the frog out.
Speaker 2: Well, that's the thing.
Speaker 4: We saw him earlier.
Speaker 11: We used one of those tiny flex cams. He actually
Speaker 11: looked like he was trying to mate with your hard drive.
Speaker 8: Oh my god, I know. I don't think what kind
Speaker 8: of show you're running over there? Man, But this is
Speaker 8: messed up, sir.
Speaker 4: It is not a show.
Speaker 11: Apparently, the type of frog that escaped is extremely territorial.
Speaker 11: What his defense mechanism is some kind of spray toxin
Speaker 11: out of his skin, which would possibly damage Is this real?
Speaker 8: What planet are you living in right now?
Speaker 11: Well, it's a planet with a lot of frogs in it, Sarah.
Speaker 8: Oh god, you think you're funny right now?
Speaker 4: No, I don't.
Speaker 6: I don't see you're not funny.
Speaker 4: Well, someone's laughing.
Speaker 6: This is not a joke, bro.
Speaker 11: I'm sorry, sir. I apologize. I'm just trying to lighten
Speaker 11: the situation. And we are still dealing with this. For you,
Speaker 11: I want to remind you that, well.
Speaker 8: What the fuck are you doing then about it?
Speaker 11: So we went back to the pet store and we
Speaker 11: bought a bowl of meal worms.
Speaker 8: No, no, no, but I swear to God you're like
Speaker 8: a eight year old.
Speaker 20: Do not put meal worms in my computer to lure
Speaker 20: out the frog.
Speaker 11: I really wish I would have called you about two
Speaker 11: hours ago, sir, because we already did that.
Speaker 16: Are you a moron?
Speaker 8: But what is wrong with you? Sir?
Speaker 13: Look?
Speaker 11: I know you're upset. I don't even want to mention
Speaker 11: the crickets right now.
Speaker 8: I swear to God, I think I'm gonna have a maneurysm.
Speaker 11: We tried live crickets after the worms. Should I not
Speaker 11: have done that?
Speaker 8: Now you're telling you there's a bunch of crickets in
Speaker 8: my computer. There's meal worms and crickets and a damn
Speaker 8: frog in my computer.
Speaker 11: It's not a bunch. It's just one, maybe two, possibly
Speaker 11: three at most. I can guarantee that, sir.
Speaker 6: Okay, that's the.
Speaker 8: This is what the you're gonna do. Okay, you're gonna
Speaker 8: box up my computer. You're gonna put it.
Speaker 21: Outside of your stuff shop.
Speaker 8: And I'm gonna come by and I'm gonna pick it up,
Speaker 8: and you're never gonna call me again. You got that?
Speaker 4: Okay? I'm glad we had this talk.
Speaker 11: I currently need to go and get my technician from
Speaker 11: next door because he's actually at the pet store buying
Speaker 11: a snake to get all the crickets.
Speaker 8: Dude, you have turned my computer into a zoo. I'm
Speaker 8: coming after you.
Speaker 11: Man, sir, no one meant for this to happen. I
Speaker 11: mean after the crickets and the frog. I gotta let
Speaker 11: you know this. This is actually a prank phone call. Yeah,
Speaker 11: this is actually Jose from Brick and Jeffrey in the Morning.
Speaker 11: I'm doing a phone tap on you.
Speaker 8: Oh god, what stuff I mean?
Speaker 6: Whoa, Sorry, No, it's okay.
Speaker 2: We'll beat that.
Speaker 6: We had to me a lot.
Speaker 8: Oh my god.
Speaker 4: Your girlfriend Tylee set you up.
Speaker 11: She said you dropped your computer off, and she said
Speaker 11: you were worried about it, but it's good to go.
Speaker 21: It's all fixed.
Speaker 8: Oh my god.
Speaker 16: I am sorry that I was so upset.
Speaker 8: I feel like now I was a horrible person.
Speaker 4: Dude, You're fine.
Speaker 11: Man, it's natural. You're like a frog mating with the
Speaker 11: hard drive.
Speaker 13: Yeah.
Speaker 8: I'm just waiting for my meal worma.
Speaker 13: Every morning was fun tabs weekday mornings on the twenties.
Speaker 13: Freaking Jeffrey in the Morning might shock.
Speaker 2: All of our female listeners right now, but I'm gonna
Speaker 2: let you in on a little secret about men. Oh okay,
Speaker 2: it takes very little to impress us on.
Speaker 1: Not that secret. Just say thanks for that.
Speaker 2: Don't be nervous, give us one pity laugh. Wears something
Speaker 2: that shows a little bit of extra skin around the
Speaker 2: wrist or the ankle. I mean basically, just show up
Speaker 2: and he will be over. But ladies, if you really
Speaker 2: want to grab a guy's attention, you need to take
Speaker 2: a lesson from the woman in today's second date update,
Speaker 2: because what she did worked like a charm really. In fact,
Speaker 2: it's why one of our listeners desperately wants to get
Speaker 2: our help in getting in touch with her again. Okay,
Speaker 2: so we're gonna try and help him out, and you'll
Speaker 2: find out her trick to make him so eager to
Speaker 2: get back in touch with her in your second date update.
Speaker 2: Right after this second date update, the world is filled
Speaker 2: with strange events and occurrences that just can't be explained.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, sure, yeah, Like.
Speaker 2: How did they build the pyramids in Egypt?
Speaker 20: Oh?
Speaker 2: Seriously, where is the Lost City of Atlantis?
Speaker 14: Yeah?
Speaker 4: Really find it?
Speaker 2: And what does the tooth Fairy do with all those
Speaker 2: children's teeth?
Speaker 1: It's kind of creepy.
Speaker 2: I don't know, does she sell them as a secret
Speaker 2: ingredient in Coca cola, and I may never know. And
Speaker 2: now there's another bizarre mystery future historians will be debating
Speaker 2: for centuries to come. What really happened at the end
Speaker 2: of Scott's first date?
Speaker 1: Why does Scott dot know?
Speaker 2: I don't know either, but he emailed the show hoping
Speaker 2: we can help him figure out some of the answers.
Speaker 2: He's all with us right now. What's up, Scott? You
Speaker 2: big fan of coke?
Speaker 21: Well not now.
Speaker 1: It's a strong opening, Jeffrey.
Speaker 2: We'll get to your strange mystery in just a second.
Speaker 2: But first, what's the name of the girl you went
Speaker 2: out with?
Speaker 21: Briannan?
Speaker 5: Okay?
Speaker 2: How'd you meet her?
Speaker 21: Instagram? Actually she was one who DM me first, And
Speaker 21: I mean I don't really even know how she found me.
Speaker 21: I mean, is this girl? She was amazing?
Speaker 2: Don't ask questions, right? You know what hashtags are using
Speaker 2: on your photos?
Speaker 21: I want to know to look some of them up.
Speaker 21: I don't even know which one I use.
Speaker 2: What was it that you liked about Brianna?
Speaker 21: I mean she seemed fun. I mean they just kind
Speaker 21: of came through the pictures. I mean, she's funded flirty, well, right.
Speaker 1: If he's hitting you up on GM first, he's definitely flirty.
Speaker 1: He's like I liked her because she was interested.
Speaker 2: She's not flirty. She's like you and me are dating now.
Speaker 21: Well, I mean, she was pretty convincing with this first text.
Speaker 21: She said mean she said along a photo Okay, wow,
Speaker 21: it was a photo of her wearing just a sweatshirt.
Speaker 1: She knows how to do this, She's been doing this
Speaker 1: isn't her first time, like a year ago, yes, yeah, exactly.
Speaker 2: Twenty guys have seen it.
Speaker 1: She's running some sort of like how to DM one
Speaker 1: on one on the side.
Speaker 2: She's classic. Okay, So did you ended up going out
Speaker 2: with her?
Speaker 1: Then?
Speaker 8: Yes? I did.
Speaker 21: She was really hot, she looked amazing.
Speaker 2: She was who she said she.
Speaker 4: Was because it sounded like a catfish from the first.
Speaker 21: Second, it was it was her. She matched the photos.
Speaker 1: Congratulations, big ko big.
Speaker 2: Matched the photos like the same sweater with no past
Speaker 2: Donald duck.
Speaker 21: I would have been clever, but it was her, her smile,
Speaker 21: her everything that was hers.
Speaker 5: So how is your connection?
Speaker 21: I mean it was pretty instant, you know, I mean Instagram.
Speaker 21: It was instant. She's like, we're at the bar and
Speaker 21: our table gets ready, like near the bar, and she's like, okay,
Speaker 21: let's do some shots. I'm like, uh, I barely know you,
Speaker 21: but you're gorgeous, so let's do it.
Speaker 16: And we did it.
Speaker 2: I used to go through shots still the third day.
Speaker 5: I like that you don't give into peer pressure.
Speaker 21: Okay, well, I mean look it with instant chemistry, right,
Speaker 21: like rubbing my leg after a few drinks and she says, hey,
Speaker 21: you live near here, and I said, uh yeah, I
Speaker 21: was very eloquent.
Speaker 1: Good, lying back, beautiful.
Speaker 21: She's like, I want to go back to your place.
Speaker 21: I'm like, we can make that happen. So I take
Speaker 21: her back to my place, had some wine, gave her
Speaker 21: the quick tour because again I don't have that big
Speaker 21: of a place, so it was not a very long,
Speaker 21: lengthy tour. But we made it all the way back
Speaker 21: to my couch and we started making out on my
Speaker 21: couch and then she leads me to my bedroom because
Speaker 21: it's good that we took the tour. She knew right
Speaker 21: where to go, right, Oh my god.
Speaker 4: This is exactly what you just said.
Speaker 2: Knows what she's doing.
Speaker 4: She DMed you first, she sends you a half naked pig.
Speaker 2: She was aggressive on the date got you drunk at
Speaker 2: a certain point, that's a red flag.
Speaker 1: I mean if you want more than a relationship. I mean,
Speaker 1: it just sounds like to me, she just wanted a
Speaker 1: quick like one night of fun.
Speaker 21: Actually mean it was even less than that because all
Speaker 21: of this everything happened about a span of an hour
Speaker 21: and a half.
Speaker 14: Oh, she just needed some Doesn't that set off any
Speaker 14: like alarms in your head though, when this really attractive
Speaker 14: girl suddenly is like immediately taking you back to your
Speaker 14: place it's.
Speaker 1: Really hot, or she just like, I don't know, maybe
Speaker 1: she has a bad ex boyfriend she needs to get over, you.
Speaker 2: Know, stop projecting every time.
Speaker 1: I say he happened to be the target that night.
Speaker 2: This is a dream come true, Jeffrey, So that would
Speaker 2: be it is. So let's get back. Let's get back
Speaker 2: to the good dream. Tell us more. She's leading you
Speaker 2: back to the bedroom. What happens next, and go very
Speaker 2: slow and describe it.
Speaker 21: Okay, all right, this is that good radio right? Oh yeah,
Speaker 21: so takes back to my bedroom. She then tells me
Speaker 21: I want to do something special for you. Oh okay,
Speaker 21: she says it's going to be a surprise. So I'm
Speaker 21: going to need you to wait in the bathroom.
Speaker 1: To wait in the bathroom.
Speaker 2: I'm nervous well.
Speaker 21: And again at this point, I'm not really questioning anything
Speaker 21: coming out of her mouth. I just say yes, yes,
Speaker 21: and yes, oh my god.
Speaker 1: And it is a perfect stranger in your apartment.
Speaker 21: And now I know, I know I wasn't thinking that way.
Speaker 21: I mean, I'm in there in the bathroom and I
Speaker 21: don't hear that much going on. I don't hear anything,
Speaker 21: so I'm like, okay, So I wait there seven minutes
Speaker 21: and I said, hey, can I come out ready?
Speaker 2: You're like in the bathroom.
Speaker 1: Seven minutes is a long time to stand by yourself somewhere.
Speaker 4: But she's probably putting on like a sexy outfit.
Speaker 1: It takes you seven minutes, like the really strappy one.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and you know, you don't know what. Seven minutes
Speaker 2: is a long time to stand anywhere when you're normal,
Speaker 2: but when you're in the mood that he was in
Speaker 2: an eternity, imagine.
Speaker 1: Maybe maybe she's stuck in spanks in the bedroom. What's happening.
Speaker 21: I don't hear any answer, so I leave the bathroom
Speaker 21: and I realized that she is gone, And I mean,
Speaker 21: I'm going like she all right, But then I'm like,
Speaker 21: wait a second, and I checked for my wallet. Still there,
Speaker 21: my valuable is still there.
Speaker 2: She didn't take anything.
Speaker 21: No, she didn't take anything. I was like, I was confused.
Speaker 2: I was really like, now it's weird.
Speaker 1: Where did she go?
Speaker 5: Do you know?
Speaker 21: I do not know. It is a mystery. It seems
Speaker 21: like she's almost blocked. I came and find her profile.
Speaker 21: I don't know what I did.
Speaker 2: She delus, you're still in that frisky mood, So what
Speaker 2: do you do next?
Speaker 20: Well?
Speaker 21: I texted her nothing, no, no, no.
Speaker 2: With your mood, what did you no?
Speaker 1: This guy over here.
Speaker 8: I was feeling.
Speaker 21: I texted her nothing. I called her nothing.
Speaker 2: Huh.
Speaker 1: It sounds like some like power game she was playing,
Speaker 1: like see how far she can get into a weird
Speaker 1: text or something. Maybe I don't know, but why wouldn't
Speaker 1: you announce that you were leavings elect the guy alone
Speaker 1: in the bathroom.
Speaker 2: What's going through your head? Scott? What do you think happened?
Speaker 18: You know?
Speaker 21: I mean what you were saying earlier, like maybe there
Speaker 21: was a boyfriend. Maybe she got a text, but it's
Speaker 21: an emergency. I don't know. I talked to my friends
Speaker 21: about it, and they said, you know what, you better
Speaker 21: email broke it, Jeffrey somebody. That's where we're at. Here,
Speaker 21: we are, okay.
Speaker 1: You just want to you want to find out, you
Speaker 1: want to solve the mystery.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I think we all do. So let's play a song.
Speaker 2: We'll call Brianna for you. Maybe can send us that
Speaker 2: text message just so we can get a better image
Speaker 2: of what we're dealing with here, all right, and then
Speaker 2: we'll try and get you your second date update.
Speaker 21: All right, man, gods, good seed update.
Speaker 2: She sends you a half naked pick in the very
Speaker 2: first text. She invites herself over after a quick round
Speaker 2: of kamakazis, and she seductively sneaks out after telling you
Speaker 2: to go wait in the bathroom. She's the most confusing
Speaker 2: woman in the world and one of our listeners. Scott
Speaker 2: wants to get back in touch with her. If you're
Speaker 2: just tuning in. Scott met a girl named Brianna after
Speaker 2: she messaged him on Instagram. They ended up going out
Speaker 2: to a bar quickly wound up back at his place.
Speaker 2: He started making out. When we're in the bedroom and
Speaker 2: she told him she had a special surprise for him.
Speaker 2: He just had to wait in his bathroom, and she'd
Speaker 2: tell him when to come out, and after waiting five, seven,
Speaker 2: ten minutes, he finally came out and she was mysteriously gone,
Speaker 2: sur briye. And the thing is, he looked around. It
Speaker 2: didn't seem like she took anything. Wallet was out there,
Speaker 2: all of his belongings were still there. But had no
Speaker 2: idea where she went or why she.
Speaker 11: Must be so attractive, because this typical guy logic, Like
Speaker 11: if anybody was like, here, have some drinks and go
Speaker 11: lock yourself in your own bathroom, most people be like, no.
Speaker 2: Girl does it? Who's beautiful? It's like, okay, be back,
Speaker 2: here's the keys, like, and.
Speaker 1: Then he's calling for a second date. Yeah, and you still.
Speaker 6: Want to go out with your kid.
Speaker 1: You guys do like to punish yourselves a little bit.
Speaker 2: We do. Beautiful women of the words. Scott's just looking
Speaker 2: for some answers here. The one question that we didn't
Speaker 2: ask you in the first part here, Scott, was were
Speaker 2: you taking any hallucingenic drugs during.
Speaker 8: Thing?
Speaker 2: Okay?
Speaker 1: Okay? Was she actually a pink allig?
Speaker 21: No, this kind of thing doesn't happen to me.
Speaker 8: Okay, I'm not.
Speaker 21: This is why I was all unexpected. I got the
Speaker 21: d M from her in the first place, let alone
Speaker 21: the half naked pick, let alone the drinks and the shots,
Speaker 21: and I just all this was just like a magical
Speaker 21: mystery tour leading up to I don't know what.
Speaker 5: Wow, I guess we're going to find out. But yeah,
Speaker 5: I'm going to find.
Speaker 6: Out right now.
Speaker 21: Yeah, I'm want to see her again.
Speaker 1: Okay, I don't think she wants to see you again.
Speaker 1: She looked you on Instagram, but that's sweet.
Speaker 2: I want to find out what she did to your apartment.
Speaker 2: Let's find out. Okay, I'm going to dial the number
Speaker 2: and we're gonna try and get your second date update. Okay, okay,
Speaker 2: all right, here we go.
Speaker 18: Hello.
Speaker 2: Hi, I'm looking to speak with Brianna She Hi. My
Speaker 2: name's Jeffrey from the radio show Brook and Jeffrey in
Speaker 2: the Morning. What Brianna, that's Brooke and Josean Alexis and
Speaker 2: we're doing something today called a second date update. Have
Speaker 2: you ever heard of that before?
Speaker 13: What is this about?
Speaker 2: What this is about your recent dating life? And you
Speaker 2: went out with a guy recently who had a great
Speaker 2: time with you and he's hoping to get back in
Speaker 2: touch with you, but you haven't been responding. Okay, his
Speaker 2: name is Scott.
Speaker 1: I can't tell, but I can't tell you have a
Speaker 1: sexy laugh. I mean, I will give you credit for.
Speaker 2: That, Brianna. Your voice.
Speaker 1: He said that he was like blown away by you.
Speaker 2: Oh, Brianna, here's the thing. Scott emailed our show and
Speaker 2: told us all about your date and he's confused based
Speaker 2: on how it ended.
Speaker 6: And laugh.
Speaker 1: Okay, wait, Brianna, Like it's almost me And at this
Speaker 1: point you bless the guy in the bathroom for seven
Speaker 1: minutes and then he comes out and you're gone.
Speaker 2: It's like, yeah, after promises were made, the promises don't
Speaker 2: need it matter, Like, well, I mean it makes it worse.
Speaker 4: Well, it's just a cheery.
Speaker 22: He was only in there was seven minutes. I was
Speaker 22: hoping he'd be in there a lot longer.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I know it. This is some power
Speaker 1: trip thing, right, Brianna. It's okay, Like you could tell us.
Speaker 22: Okay, I probably shit in, but.
Speaker 2: I know the confidence in your voice.
Speaker 1: I know it's confusing because it's like, at one point
Speaker 1: I think what you did is not right, but on
Speaker 1: the other part, I'm really impressed.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you sound so proud of yourself. What happened.
Speaker 22: Okay, let me tell you, so, I actually never was
Speaker 22: interested in him at all.
Speaker 5: What then, why did you hit him up on Instagram?
Speaker 22: Oh my god, I'm so bad. One of my really
Speaker 22: great friends. He's one of my best friends for like
Speaker 22: ten years. She went out with this guy once and
Speaker 22: they had a great time, and he totally ghosted her.
Speaker 22: But the thing is, she left her watch over at
Speaker 22: his apartment and he totally was ignoring her. Text her called,
Speaker 22: and I don't think that's a good nice thing to do.
Speaker 21: Do you?
Speaker 1: Guys know That's why I didn't like you in the
Speaker 1: beginning of this right.
Speaker 22: So me, being the great, wonderful friend that I am,
Speaker 22: I decided to devise a plan to get her watch
Speaker 22: back for her.
Speaker 1: It is genius.
Speaker 13: I love it.
Speaker 1: It's your diabolical mastermind. So that's how you found him
Speaker 1: on Instagram too, because remember in the beginning, he's like,
Speaker 1: I don't even know how.
Speaker 4: She felt on Instagram she had his handle.
Speaker 22: Oh my god, are so dumb? They go for anything?
Speaker 2: Wow? So you set this whole thing up just so
Speaker 2: you can go back to Scott's apartment and get her
Speaker 2: watch back.
Speaker 22: Yeah, And he's so stupid. He didn't even realize that
Speaker 22: I was taking water shots when he was getting.
Speaker 2: Okay, oh my goodness, this is smart.
Speaker 1: This is too smart, I got he Oh, Scott, so
Speaker 1: did you wait?
Speaker 2: Did you find the watch?
Speaker 22: Of course it wasn't even that hard, Like it was
Speaker 22: just in his drawer like he just keeps like his
Speaker 22: memorabilia from his date.
Speaker 2: It's like she.
Speaker 4: Wasn't moving, like after two minutes she found it right away.
Speaker 2: I just wonder what Scott's thinking about all this, because
Speaker 2: I need to tell you, Brianna, Scott's on the other
Speaker 2: line listening and he wants to talk to you. Surprise
Speaker 2: on you shambo there.
Speaker 21: Yeah, I'm uh, Brianna. I mean, are you joking right now?
Speaker 21: I mean this is crazy?
Speaker 22: Got you should be lucky, like I could have taken
Speaker 22: all your money, all your things, Like that's.
Speaker 1: True, Scott, do you know who she's talking about? Do
Speaker 1: you know what friend she's talking about that you ghosted?
Speaker 21: Yes, And I'm sorry about a watch or whatever.
Speaker 2: But Scott, why didn't you respond to that girl's text
Speaker 2: when she was asking for a watch back?
Speaker 21: Yeah? First of that, I didn't understand what it was about,
Speaker 21: and then I forgot about it after a couple of days,
Speaker 21: I forgot about the watch. I meaning, this is creepy.
Speaker 2: I mean, at the end of the day, I.
Speaker 4: Know it sucks and it hurts your feelings, but no
Speaker 4: harm was done.
Speaker 11: I mean, she got your drugs, you got your home safe,
Speaker 11: you went to a closet, you went into the bathroom.
Speaker 2: The wallet, well, yeah, you fine, and her friend on
Speaker 2: her property backin she took anything at your I mean
Speaker 2: the harm that's done is that now, whenever Scott DM's
Speaker 2: a girl and she sends him a nice pick, he's
Speaker 2: gonna be thinking when she on for me, like, what
Speaker 2: did I leave?
Speaker 21: Oh my god, I can't believe it. Like I thought
Speaker 21: we had instant chemistry. I saw something.
Speaker 1: Man.
Speaker 2: Well, I mean, Brianna, I mean, don't you feel a
Speaker 2: little bit bad that you let him on so much?
Speaker 1: That's well? I mean I think that means that, Brianna,
Speaker 1: you don't see a future with Scott.
Speaker 2: I don't know. There's only one way to find out,
Speaker 2: and that's by asking, Brianna, we would like to send
Speaker 2: the two of you on another date and we'll pay
Speaker 2: for it. What do you say?
Speaker 22: The only way I would ever go out on another
Speaker 22: date with you, Scott was if one of my other
Speaker 22: friends or to have another date with you, I have
Speaker 22: something stolen and.
Speaker 2: Okay, so you're saying there's a chance Scott.
Speaker 21: Friends, Oh my god, man.
Speaker 5: What have you learned from all of this? Scott?
Speaker 21: Like, I guess, just never trust a hot girl who
Speaker 21: sends you a picture.
Speaker 2: It's a good rule. And if there's any ladies out
Speaker 2: there that need some items recovered, call Brianna still get
Speaker 2: them back for you.
Speaker 1: That's a real business.
Speaker 13: I'm your girl, Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 2: I mean, we all know men love their bathroom time.
Speaker 1: That's a good point, but not like this.
Speaker 2: If you missed a second date update One of our listeners.
Speaker 2: Scott met Brianna on Instagram. Their first date sounds like
Speaker 2: something most guys would only dream of. Yeah, because she
Speaker 2: basically pursued him. They ended up going to a bar,
Speaker 2: had instant physical chemistry, so they went back to his
Speaker 2: place where they made out and Brianna offered Scott quote
Speaker 2: a special surprise, and she told them to go wait
Speaker 2: in the bathroom till she was ready.
Speaker 5: Oh man, you know.
Speaker 1: Though, you I feel like you should get some credit
Speaker 1: for this, Jeffrey, because you were jaded right from the beginning. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you out it that it could be that perfect.
Speaker 2: It's true, I mean, and maybe it's just in my experience,
Speaker 2: women are much much more difficult. That's probably something that Yeah, probably,
Speaker 2: I thought this was real. So Scott went and waited
Speaker 2: in the bathroom and waited and waited, and nothing was happening.
Speaker 2: So seven minutes later he came out and Brianna was gone,
Speaker 2: nowhere to be found. When we called her, she said
Speaker 2: the whole day was actually just a setup and it
Speaker 2: was a reconnaissance mission to get her friend's watch back.
Speaker 1: Dude, she is such a good friend, she really is.
Speaker 2: I mean. Apparently a while ago, Scott hooked up with
Speaker 2: one of Brianna's friends and she left her watch at
Speaker 2: his place, but when she tried to contact him to
Speaker 2: get it back, he just completely ghosted. Yeah, never answered.
Speaker 1: He got a little taste of his own medicine.
Speaker 3: He did.
Speaker 8: Now.
Speaker 2: Scott claimed that he just forgot but he meant to
Speaker 2: do it, and he felt bad and it was all
Speaker 2: a little mistake.
Speaker 1: It sounded like he had a whole drawer full of
Speaker 1: little trinkets the people had left at his house.
Speaker 2: And Scott still wanted to get a date with Brion
Speaker 2: did based on all that had happened leading up to that,
Speaker 2: but in the end there was no second date. However,
Speaker 2: we did learn a valuable lesson today. It's probably really
Speaker 2: only relevant to Jose. But Jose, you can't always trust
Speaker 2: hot girls on Instagram.
Speaker 1: It's a right. You're gonna forget the lesson in zero
Speaker 1: point two minutes.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but if you want to get a second date update,
Speaker 2: email the show. We'll call the person who isn't calling you.
Speaker 13: Back Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 2: If you ever get called in for jury duty, a
Speaker 2: lot of people will try to get out of it
Speaker 2: by coming up with some sort of excuse or a lie. Yeah, right,
Speaker 2: whether they provide a doctor's note, or they say, oh
Speaker 2: I have a family vacation all next week, or they go,
Speaker 2: oh my wife's going to be in labor all next week.
Speaker 2: Hold it in, honey, Okay, we need this. But Jose
Speaker 2: has come up with a different strategy to get himself
Speaker 2: out of jury duty. He literally goes and stands outside
Speaker 2: of the courthouse every single week, interviewing anybody that comes
Speaker 2: in and out of those doors, so that the lawyers
Speaker 2: and all the judges see him and know him so well. Yeah,
Speaker 2: that when a trial comes up, they all go, please,
Speaker 2: whatever you do, do not have him on the.
Speaker 4: It's like, hey, can we recess for snacks again.
Speaker 2: And start doing a stand up routine? Yeah, in the middle,
Speaker 2: she reminds me of a bit I do on st Yeah,
Speaker 2: but he does get some good audio while he's down there.
Speaker 2: It's what you're doing at the courthouse coming up. It's
Speaker 2: Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning, and it's time for
Speaker 2: what you're doing at the courthouse. When we go down
Speaker 2: to the courthouse and ask a simple question, what you
Speaker 2: doing at the courthouse? Tying him my old lady out
Speaker 2: of jail?
Speaker 10: Why is your a lady in jail?
Speaker 2: So my lad on her says, she hit me in
Speaker 2: the head multiple times. The justice them out here stuff.
Speaker 10: What was the scenario were you fighting? Like, tell me
Speaker 10: the story.
Speaker 23: Because I lost her favorite pillow and I found it
Speaker 23: the next day after she was in jail.
Speaker 11: It's like, what the so you got in a fight
Speaker 11: over her favorite pillow and then the neighbors called.
Speaker 10: Yeah, they don't care, and they said, oh, she still
Speaker 10: gotta go.
Speaker 11: It's almost like she gotta arrested for a pillow fight
Speaker 11: pretty much. I've never heard of that before either, by until.
Speaker 10: Now, what are they charging her with assault? Or assault?
Speaker 4: Wow?
Speaker 10: With a with a fluffy weapon.
Speaker 1: Yeah, she wasn't fighting with the pillow. She couldn't find
Speaker 1: the pillow.
Speaker 3: I know.
Speaker 11: I don't know what happened there, but the pillow was
Speaker 11: in the center of all of it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that is he may be the most forgiving boyfriend
Speaker 1: a partner ever, Like what is wrong with him?
Speaker 2: That's the scariest person in the jail cell. Oh just
Speaker 2: imagine being in there, Like what do you win for? Like, oh, yeah,
Speaker 2: you know, manslaughter, murder one? But that pillow, dude, stay away.
Speaker 2: Scary pillow man. He can do with a pillow. Oh yeah,
Speaker 2: what you doing at the courthouse getting a divorce?
Speaker 10: Are you upset about that? Or happy about it?
Speaker 2: Happy?
Speaker 10: Good? Good man? So why are you getting a divorce?
Speaker 22: Cheat me?
Speaker 10: I've been through that before. So where did you meet
Speaker 10: this girl?
Speaker 2: We met in the Marine corps together.
Speaker 11: Oh, a military relationship, were maes? How does that work?
Speaker 11: Like how do you hit on another marine?
Speaker 8: Well?
Speaker 2: I was in the infantry. I got introduced through friends.
Speaker 11: Okay, so it was more of like I wasn't sure
Speaker 11: if it was like in the heat of battle. You're like,
Speaker 11: you see how I took that bogie down? What do
Speaker 11: you guys call O? I don't know what they are.
Speaker 4: What a bogey took? I took out a bogie? Does
Speaker 4: that make sense?
Speaker 2: Really?
Speaker 10: Okay, I'm not a marine? So we just found that out. Okay, hoorrah?
Speaker 2: Is that what you guys do?
Speaker 1: Who rah?
Speaker 2: No, I'm trying to.
Speaker 1: And he's we just found out that you were to marine.
Speaker 1: I mean I think that we knew that all alive did.
Speaker 2: Show you guys standing outside the.
Speaker 1: Courthouse and this man's getting divorced, and you're like, yeah,
Speaker 1: I've been through that, talking about Jose.
Speaker 4: I got cheated on one time, I think when you
Speaker 4: were sixteen.
Speaker 2: No, you're just like that marine. Thank you. You're actually
Speaker 2: the opposite of a marine. Like sleeping, you're afraid of everything.
Speaker 2: Haven't made your bed in seven years.
Speaker 1: You just scream and run the other way and.
Speaker 4: Say, who ry, get your stuff together?
Speaker 10: What you're doing at the courthouse. I got pulled over.
Speaker 5: I was having sex on the freeway.
Speaker 10: How how are you driving?
Speaker 1: Where you I am riding the rider?
Speaker 10: Okay he was driving. You were riding. Yeah, well, just
Speaker 10: like that, the cops pulled you over.
Speaker 16: Me over.
Speaker 10: What's the first thing you said to the cop when
Speaker 10: they pulled you over?
Speaker 11: Oh you didn't try to say, oh I was hugging
Speaker 11: him or you were trying to pull it off?
Speaker 3: Uh?
Speaker 5: Uh, I am too obvious?
Speaker 10: Were you high?
Speaker 1: Then?
Speaker 13: No?
Speaker 1: It should have been though.
Speaker 2: Just imagine the cop coming pulling them over, like, excuse me, man,
Speaker 2: do you know why I pulled you over?
Speaker 13: Now?
Speaker 6: I have no idea. What do you mean?
Speaker 1: There's two of us, We're in the carpool and.
Speaker 2: We got our seatbelt around both of us. What's the problem?
Speaker 10: What you doing at the courthouse?
Speaker 1: Man?
Speaker 23: Ali set me up a bout some failure. Man, I'm
Speaker 23: taking drug classes.
Speaker 10: Wait a minute, you got set up.
Speaker 22: There's some bush.
Speaker 10: Tell me the story what happened?
Speaker 13: Man?
Speaker 10: How do you know you got set up?
Speaker 3: Man?
Speaker 23: I really get set up, like you know, set up,
Speaker 23: set up where like you know how they set you up,
Speaker 23: undercover type. But man, it was just some bush like
Speaker 23: I said, man just saying it was good, but it
Speaker 23: wasn't good.
Speaker 13: Man.
Speaker 10: What did you say to your friend or have you
Speaker 10: talked to him?
Speaker 3: Man?
Speaker 23: They apologizing, Man, but they told me they got me.
Speaker 23: It's good you feel me.
Speaker 4: So at least you're not like locked up, right.
Speaker 23: Man, I was on the book for like three four days.
Speaker 10: Have you been locked up before?
Speaker 13: Nah?
Speaker 23: Hell?
Speaker 13: No?
Speaker 10: Are you scared of jail?
Speaker 16: Man?
Speaker 2: Scared?
Speaker 23: Well, I don't want to go to jail.
Speaker 10: It sucks, right hell yeah.
Speaker 23: So I'm gonna just I'm a square bear from Delaware
Speaker 23: right now.
Speaker 4: By the way, squarebear from Delaware means he's being good.
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, we got it, We got it?
Speaker 14: Well, yeah, thank you.
Speaker 2: Can you get a contact high from just listening to audio? Man, Man,
Speaker 2: I'm feeling good right now, dude.
Speaker 11: And everything was like I got set up, but I
Speaker 11: didn't really get set up.
Speaker 4: I'm scared of jail, but I don't care about good.
Speaker 1: I know, and it's all good. It's all good. I
Speaker 1: think it's actually the opposite of good.
Speaker 2: Right now, it's Brook and Jeffrey in the morning. Brook's
Speaker 2: going for three wins in a row today, and we
Speaker 2: got another first timer I wants to go up against you.
Speaker 2: His name's Cutler from Arlington and Cutler welcome to the
Speaker 2: show man, Hey, great to be on.
Speaker 1: Oh man, Culor where'd you get that name from? I mean,
Speaker 1: I know your parents, but is there any like history
Speaker 1: on it?
Speaker 8: Maybe like five generations back. I never met the other Cutler,
Speaker 8: but oh there's another one.
Speaker 2: Oh wow, my cousin was a butler.
Speaker 1: Yes, I thought that they owned a knights company or something.
Speaker 2: How do you feel like you're gonna do? Here?
Speaker 21: A smart guy?
Speaker 7: I mean I look like the guy from Jeopardy that
Speaker 7: won all those games, that redhead oh.
Speaker 1: Ken Jenny, Yes, yeah, right, just to look alike.
Speaker 2: And so Cutler, you know the game's played. You have
Speaker 2: thirty seconds answer as many questions as possible. If you
Speaker 2: don't know when, you could say past. But you have
Speaker 2: to beat Brooke outright to win. Are you ready?
Speaker 21: I'm ready?
Speaker 2: All right? Good luck man, here we go. Your time
Speaker 2: starts now. A Charlie Brown Christmas premiered on TV on
Speaker 2: this day in.
Speaker 6: What decade, nineteen fifties.
Speaker 2: Trenton is the capital of what states? Which musical artist
Speaker 2: has a fan base named the Camillizers? Camelizers? How many
Speaker 2: stars are in the Big Dipper?
Speaker 6: Twelve?
Speaker 2: Bob Belcher is the lead character of what animated TV
Speaker 2: show Pass all right, pass on that last one. Let's
Speaker 2: bring Brooke back into the studio and Cutler on my
Speaker 2: phone screener. Here it says that you have an annual
Speaker 2: holiday tradition in your family of doing Elf on the shelf.
Speaker 8: Oh?
Speaker 21: Absolutely, Oh nice.
Speaker 2: What's the most creative place that you've ever seen? The
Speaker 2: little guy inside your house?
Speaker 17: I think yesterday took the cake.
Speaker 2: We found cereal on the floor right outside of the cupboard,
Speaker 2: and she looked like she had cut her way through
Speaker 2: the cereal box and left a mess for us.
Speaker 1: Oh, my seven year old, I'm not kidding, asked me yesterday.
Speaker 1: Mom of kids say that that elf visits their house.
Speaker 1: Why doesn't an elf visit our house?
Speaker 2: Because you don't have alf on the show?
Speaker 1: Yeah, I told her, because she's really well behaved.
Speaker 2: And now that elf owes this family money. Yeah, grocer,
Speaker 2: all right to your terran. Are you ready?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Your time starts now. A Charlie Brown Christmas premiered on
Speaker 2: TV on this day in what decade?
Speaker 1: Sixties?
Speaker 2: Trenton is the capital of what state, New Jersey? Which
Speaker 2: musical artist has a fan base named the Camelizers? Cambalizers
Speaker 2: pass How many stars are in the Big Dipper.
Speaker 1: Seven?
Speaker 2: Bob Belcher is the lead character of what animated show.
Speaker 5: Oh my god, the burger one passed.
Speaker 4: Bob's Burgers.
Speaker 1: Bob's Burgers.
Speaker 2: What South American country has the most fresh water in
Speaker 2: the world.
Speaker 1: South American country, That would be Brazil.
Speaker 2: Oh, got your answers in. We're going to the scoreboard.
Speaker 2: Check out how you did with Jose Flavor Cutler. Your
Speaker 2: first time, you were nervous. You got zero. We're so
Speaker 2: happy to have you on the show. You just get
Speaker 2: your feet wet here. First time is always a rough skill.
Speaker 4: Next time, Brook you got five. Blutuch.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's gonna sting a little bit. Cutler, But let's
Speaker 2: go over the answers here. That's gonna cut deep. A
Speaker 2: Charlie Brown Christmas premiered on TV on this day in
Speaker 2: the nineteen sixties. Trenton is the capital of New Jersey.
Speaker 2: The Camelizers is the fan base name for Camillicabao. There
Speaker 2: are seven stars in the Big Dipper constellation. Bob Belcher's
Speaker 2: lead character in Bob's Burgers. We did give you that.
Speaker 4: Because the rules are as long as he hasn't started
Speaker 4: the next question.
Speaker 5: Yeah like burgers.
Speaker 1: Oh wait, it's really easy.
Speaker 2: Yeah it is.
Speaker 6: And Brooke was right.
Speaker 2: Brazil does have the most fresh water in the world.
Speaker 1: Just what was a big country just picked a big one,
Speaker 1: a lot of water.
Speaker 2: Yeah, So I think that's played Windbrooks Block, same time
Speaker 2: tomorrow
Speaker 13: Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.