Speaker 1: Time Now, guys for ask the clo, the chief Love Officer,
Speaker 1: the close Steve Harvey. Listen, we gotta get started. This
Speaker 1: one is from Ann in Atlantic City and says, my
Speaker 1: husband and I are retired and we settled in a
Speaker 1: community of seniors sixty five and up. There aren't many
Speaker 1: other couples in the building. It's mostly widows, and we
Speaker 1: are active in game night and movie night. And I'm
Speaker 1: getting sick of the women engaging my husband in conversation
Speaker 1: like I'm not sitting there. I've talked to him about it,
Speaker 1: and he promised to stop.
Speaker 2: Talking to these women.
Speaker 1: He did for a while, but the women are very forward.
Speaker 1: Should I have a talk with these women and tell
Speaker 1: them to keep away from my man?
Speaker 3: Well, I don't know how this works as senior citizens' homes.
Speaker 3: I haven't been in one, But don't mess around and
Speaker 3: get ganged up on.
Speaker 2: But you know you're running.
Speaker 3: Up on these women, you know, I mean they just
Speaker 3: they just talking, you know, Yeah, they ain't not talking.
Speaker 2: They friendly? You know she does like it. Well the
Speaker 2: hell are you moving there, folks? All the women in there?
Speaker 3: You that you bring a pork chop to the back
Speaker 3: of the bulldog truck.
Speaker 2: How you think that's gonna work?
Speaker 1: Now?
Speaker 3: Your man, he tried to stop talking to him, but
Speaker 3: they keep talking to him. He can't be rude. Nobody
Speaker 3: wants to live in a neighborhood or community and be
Speaker 3: rude to people.
Speaker 1: So what should she do?
Speaker 2: I don't know what to do? Hell, you know, you
Speaker 2: know jealous?
Speaker 3: I don't know what to do. No, dude ain't doing
Speaker 3: nothing wrong. The man ain't doing nothing wrong. You can't
Speaker 3: stop all the women from talking to your husband, y'all
Speaker 3: active in game night. We're going to game night.
Speaker 1: They want stuff to do.
Speaker 3: Well, when you go out there in public and you
Speaker 3: got the only piece of raw meat on the back
Speaker 3: of the bulldog truck, what you think gonna happen?
Speaker 1: Wow?
Speaker 2: Have game night in your room. Now?
Speaker 3: You got to find another man that's seem good enough
Speaker 3: shape to play game night.
Speaker 2: Because women do better when they aid men fall apart.
Speaker 1: She says. It's mostly widows there though.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's because well they don't really feel a party.
Speaker 1: Yes, all right, Leela and Tallahassee says, I'm a forty
Speaker 1: four year old married woman and I've been having an
Speaker 1: affair with my husband's twenty nine year old barber. I
Speaker 1: met him at the gym and didn't know he's my
Speaker 1: husband's barber at first. When I found out, I tried
Speaker 1: to end the affair, but he said he dropped my
Speaker 1: husband as a client so I wouldn't feel guilty. I
Speaker 1: could not let him do that because it took my
Speaker 1: husband a while to get a great barber. He is
Speaker 1: ready to end a business relationship over me, and I'm
Speaker 1: flattered but not interested. How do I tell them it's
Speaker 1: How do I tell him it's not that serious?
Speaker 3: No? Wait a minute, you don't understand. Do you understand
Speaker 3: the proposal he's making to you. He's saying he'll drop
Speaker 3: him as a customer so he can keep kicking it
Speaker 3: with you, offering you no out, because if he wanted
Speaker 3: to offer you out, he'll just let you out and
Speaker 3: keep taking your husband's money. What he's offering you is
Speaker 3: an opportunity for him to continue seeing you by dropping
Speaker 3: your husband as a client.
Speaker 1: Well, she said, she's flattered, Steve.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but I don't want to do that because it
Speaker 3: took him a long time to get a barber. Then
Speaker 3: you ain't serious about none of this shit, and she
Speaker 3: ain't gonna stop seeing the dude either, did you hear
Speaker 3: that in the letter anywhere?
Speaker 2: How do I stop seeing him? No?
Speaker 3: How do you stop him from dropping her husband as
Speaker 3: a client, because it ain't that serious. We just kicking it. Well,
Speaker 3: see you for the fold. You think you know everything,
Speaker 3: Let your husband keep going in there. I'm telling you
Speaker 3: it's gonna leak. They're gonna be in the barber shop talking,
Speaker 3: Oh you know that fine thing you met down in
Speaker 3: that gym, and that old thing at cougar or one
Speaker 3: of them bober is gonna say that somebody and then
Speaker 3: he gonna be looking upside their head. But they're gonna
Speaker 3: be cutting half so they ain't gonna see him looking
Speaker 3: upside their heads. Yeah, you know the one, the one
Speaker 3: you got the picture with it with that leopard. Live
Speaker 3: tar said, not a leopards.
Speaker 2: Because you know old people wear animal prints to the gym, you.
Speaker 1: Know, is that a thing?
Speaker 2: Yeah, old people cougar wanna look like a cougar.
Speaker 3: Old old women love animal prince or animal prison and
Speaker 3: and lit them.
Speaker 1: All right. Moving on. This one is from Tony and
Speaker 1: Philly says, I'm twenty nine and my girlfriend is twenty seven.
Speaker 1: We party together and get drunk together. Almost all ways.
Speaker 1: She wets my bed if she's had too much to drink.
Speaker 1: It's to the point where she jokes about it and
Speaker 1: gets towels and puts under herself before she passes out.
Speaker 1: She said she dreams about going to the bathroom, but
Speaker 1: her mind and body don't match up when she's drunk.
Speaker 1: Is this a medical condition? Or should I blame it
Speaker 1: on the alcohol? Nothing came up in Google. Wait did
Speaker 1: you hear the last line? Nothing?
Speaker 2: Nothing came up on Google. Well, you don't need Google
Speaker 2: for this.
Speaker 3: That's how little boys while we pee in the bed
Speaker 3: longer than girl because we had.
Speaker 2: A pee dream.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you're outside peeing and you just next thing, you know,
Speaker 3: you done wet the bed. If your grown ass is
Speaker 3: wetting a damn bed and you putting towels into bedout,
Speaker 3: your ass is trifling and you really need to stop drinking.
Speaker 3: If you so drunk you can't control your damn bladder.
Speaker 3: Where you got to put towels in the bed? I
Speaker 3: wish I would be laid up next to some woman
Speaker 3: and she peel me, what are we know?
Speaker 2: What you're doing? Any hell, you're not gonna kill no man.
Speaker 2: You'd have lost all your sexiness with me.
Speaker 3: Right right, So we in here drinking you and here
Speaker 3: all of a sudden, my bed warm and it don't
Speaker 3: stay warm long.
Speaker 2: We're not joking.
Speaker 1: This is not a joke, all right.
Speaker 3: So I can't even control I said, when I get drunk, Well,
Speaker 3: it's going to be by your damn self, because I'm
Speaker 3: not sleeping with no seven year old bed with her.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you don't have to put.
Speaker 2: Up with that, man. I wish now you could. You
Speaker 2: can find somebody don't drink that head.
Speaker 1: To be.
Speaker 2: Condition.
Speaker 1: All right, Well, thank you, Clo. You're listening Morning show