Speaker 1: Hey, welcome to the podcast. It's kind of like the
Speaker 1: weirdest week of the whole year, I feel like, seriously,
Speaker 1: and if you're thinking like, oh my god, nobody got
Speaker 1: me anything good for the holiday, get yourself something that
Speaker 1: you'll love. And that's a Brook and Jeffrey merch for
Speaker 1: a Cause sweatshirt, T shirt, hat even Yeah, they're so
Speaker 1: cute and you only have this week left to buy. Okay,
Speaker 1: sale ends December thirty. First, the show notes, that's where
Speaker 1: the link is. Yes, and I know you have money
Speaker 1: you got for Christmas. I know you can put it
Speaker 1: towards this. There we go and it all goes to charity. Okay,
Speaker 1: let's start the show.
Speaker 2: I think we can all agree the secret to happiness
Speaker 2: is exploiting your children to make you rich. Whoa Jeff
Speaker 2: in the morning? That come from?
Speaker 3: I mean it happening.
Speaker 2: If your child is over three months old and you
Speaker 2: haven't already reserved their Instagram or Snapchat handle, are you
Speaker 2: a bad parents?
Speaker 1: So I do not have handles for either of my kids?
Speaker 2: Well what science says? Yes, you are unfit to raise children.
Speaker 2: Oh don't get mad at me. Get mad at science.
Speaker 2: Science also says the name you give your kid could
Speaker 2: help determine if they'll be famous online one day.
Speaker 1: Oh, which is the only thing you want for your kids? Oh?
Speaker 1: I don't want them to be famous, so terrible, that's
Speaker 1: so fair.
Speaker 2: You want them to fail.
Speaker 1: Don't want them to rely on other people's opinions for
Speaker 1: their self confidence. But okay, let's continue.
Speaker 2: The reason I bring this up is because a new
Speaker 2: study just figured out which names are most common for
Speaker 2: influencers right now. This is based on Instagram users who
Speaker 2: have an average of one point one million followers.
Speaker 1: Okay, show me, Kylie.
Speaker 2: The five most common names of female influencers are Hannah, Chloe, Sophie, Sarah,
Speaker 2: and Rebecca.
Speaker 1: Sarah is the surprise appearance for me?
Speaker 2: Really?
Speaker 1: Yeah, Sarah's very innocent, just a plain name, you know,
Speaker 1: very simple.
Speaker 2: I could definitely see it. Like, yep, there's another post
Speaker 2: from Sarah posing with a craft cocktail on a boat.
Speaker 2: Definitely not borrowing it just to take this picture. I'm sure,
Speaker 2: I'm sure she owns that, but totally. The five most
Speaker 2: common names of male influencers are Jamie Jack, Eric James,
Speaker 2: and Wayne all Right boring Wayne.
Speaker 1: Wayne, I don't know Wayne lives in Montana. That makes sense.
Speaker 4: Brook.
Speaker 2: You know, after reading this from now on, I think
Speaker 2: I'm gonna call your son Wayne. I want him to
Speaker 2: be successful.
Speaker 1: I do not I do not approve of a name change.
Speaker 2: If you want to succeed in life, I encourage you
Speaker 2: to follow along.
Speaker 1: Okay, Wayne was not on our baby list.
Speaker 2: If you're listening at home, I believe in you, Wayne,
Speaker 2: even though your mom doesn't.
Speaker 1: Now for you.
Speaker 2: Listen to Mommy get electrocuted for her job. Okay, because
Speaker 2: it is time for the shock collar question of the day,
Speaker 2: we have a bucket full of names. You're gonna draw
Speaker 2: one out. See who gets asked a trivia question. If
Speaker 2: you answer it wrong, your punishment is to be shocked
Speaker 2: while singing a song. So text into seventy five nine
Speaker 2: two and tell us what you'd like to hear is
Speaker 2: drawing a name out because he had the shot collar last?
Speaker 5: And who'd you get?
Speaker 3: Jose A Brook putten foot? Fuck? Hey, you're gonna finish
Speaker 3: that pudding on your foot?
Speaker 2: All right? Brook's putting on the shot collar. While that happens,
Speaker 2: Digital Jake, please read us a shot collar question of
Speaker 2: the day.
Speaker 6: The experts at Food and Wine magazine came out with
Speaker 6: a list of foods that should be stored in your
Speaker 6: fridge and a list of foods that should be stored
Speaker 6: in your pantry.
Speaker 1: All right, give it to me.
Speaker 6: Their recommendations are not necessarily health or safety related, but
Speaker 6: for flavor, freshness, and longevity. Today you'll be given five
Speaker 6: different foods, with thirty seconds to discuss fridge or pantry
Speaker 6: for each one, And at any point, if you feel
Speaker 6: you're stuck and need help, you'll have one ia an
Speaker 6: instant answer. Make sure you tell me before we move on.
Speaker 6: Are you ready to begin?
Speaker 7: Oh?
Speaker 3: I am ready.
Speaker 1: Give me my first food.
Speaker 6: Your first food maple syrup, fridge or pantry.
Speaker 1: Well, that's interesting. I store mine in the fridge, but
Speaker 1: I don't know why.
Speaker 3: Why would you?
Speaker 1: My mom does that? That my whole life for those
Speaker 1: weird it.
Speaker 3: Goes in the pantry.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I store mine in the pantry the pantry. Cold
Speaker 2: maple syrup is weird.
Speaker 1: But do you But do you use on maple or yeah?
Speaker 5: I get the expensive bottle?
Speaker 3: Oh you got your ridge? No, no, listen, he said,
Speaker 3: these aren't a be Do they have to go in flavor,
Speaker 3: flavor and texture? If it's cold maple, it's gonna be gooey.
Speaker 1: And a good point. Okay, I'm gonna go I gotta
Speaker 1: change it. I'm gonna go pantry. I'm gonna pull mine
Speaker 1: out today.
Speaker 2: Get that out. They serve you warm maple.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's a good all right.
Speaker 6: Moving on mustard, fridge or pantry.
Speaker 1: God, why do I put everything in the fridge?
Speaker 8: Everyone have to.
Speaker 1: But when you get a hot dog out in the
Speaker 1: out in the wild, that mustard, I'm just saying that
Speaker 1: it's sitting on the counter, it's it's room temperature.
Speaker 2: I know when I when I eat my morning bowl
Speaker 2: of mustard, I like it.
Speaker 1: But I'm imagining like Germans and mustard, and when I
Speaker 1: go to the a German place and get a big pretzel,
Speaker 1: that is it's a warm mustard situation. Pantry, Oh my god,
Speaker 1: I gotta rearrange my entire fridge.
Speaker 3: When I get home.
Speaker 6: Moving on herbs like cilantro dill or parsley fridge or pantry.
Speaker 1: So the thing about what he said was longevity. And
Speaker 1: I like to take my fresh herbs and put them
Speaker 1: in a glass of water and then stick them in
Speaker 1: the fridge. Oh the way longer.
Speaker 2: I like to I turn on my misters at home.
Speaker 2: So it's just like at a grosary store. I just
Speaker 2: missed my kitchen for a while.
Speaker 1: I'm going to go fridge on herbs since I don't
Speaker 1: have a mister, Yeah.
Speaker 2: You gotta get one.
Speaker 5: It's worth it.
Speaker 6: Moving on melon, fridge or pantry.
Speaker 3: We're talking like cantalope melon, right.
Speaker 1: Any melon, I'm gonna go, definitely for taste, I'm gonna
Speaker 1: go pantry.
Speaker 6: Finally, tomatoes, fridge or pants.
Speaker 1: I don't even need it. It's definitely pantry. You didn't
Speaker 1: use your I I'm sorry, but if you if you
Speaker 1: your tomatoes in the fridge, you were ruining your tomatoes.
Speaker 1: They get all grip like sand done.
Speaker 6: I gave you a list of five foods and asked
Speaker 6: you identify which foods Food and Wine Magazine experts say
Speaker 6: you should store in the fridge and which one should
Speaker 6: be stored in the pantry.
Speaker 1: I should have used my aion mustard.
Speaker 6: Let's start with herbs. Herbs, you said, fridge, yes, and
Speaker 6: the people of Food and Wine Magazine said fridge as well, yes, okay,
Speaker 6: in a jar with a little bit of water is
Speaker 6: the best way to keep herbs. Moving down the list,
Speaker 6: for melon, you said pantry, and the experts of Food
Speaker 6: Wine Magazine said pantry as well. The flavor is the
Speaker 6: best at room temperature. You were very very confident in tomatoes,
Speaker 6: and you said pantry, and they as well said those
Speaker 6: belonging the pantry, the fridge makes them dull and mealy.
Speaker 1: Yeah, mealy, that's the word.
Speaker 3: I was.
Speaker 1: Lay away from those mealy tomatoes.
Speaker 6: Maple syrup and mustard left. Maple syrup. You said pantry,
Speaker 6: and the experts at Food and Wine Magazine said that
Speaker 6: belongs in the fridge temperature. It will grow mold on
Speaker 6: the surface eventually, But that's flavor.
Speaker 1: Is having moldy waffles over there, and I love them.
Speaker 6: So mustard. You said pantry, and they also said fridge
Speaker 6: in the pantry.
Speaker 1: So I'm actually storing those two right there.
Speaker 9: You go.
Speaker 1: Okay, I mean my life is correct. My answers were wrong,
Speaker 1: but whatever, I.
Speaker 10: Guess when you're at a ballpark, they probably frigerate it
Speaker 10: and then they bring it out.
Speaker 1: No, they just don't care about flava.
Speaker 2: So we didn't get them, all right, And that means
Speaker 2: you're gonna get shocked and somebody wants to hear you
Speaker 2: singing Ice Ice Baby by Vanilla Ice.
Speaker 1: All Right, stop, collaborate and listen. Ice is back with
Speaker 1: a brand new invention. Something wraps the hold of me tightly,
Speaker 1: flow like a harpoon, daily and nightly.
Speaker 3: Will it ever stop?
Speaker 1: Yo? I don't know, like to the extreme, I rock
Speaker 1: like a band, don't light up the stage and watch
Speaker 1: the look.
Speaker 2: She actually has respect for Vanilla Ice. After that, that
Speaker 2: was hard to do. It's your shock collar question of.
Speaker 9: The day, Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 2: Do you think the show gets a bad rap or
Speaker 2: does it get a bad rep?
Speaker 1: It gets a bad rep?
Speaker 3: I thought it was.
Speaker 2: Kind of works both ways because either one, you still
Speaker 2: get what I'm saying, show.
Speaker 1: Is not very good at our show, Yeah, oh god,
Speaker 1: we have.
Speaker 2: A bad rap. But that's one example of commonly misheard
Speaker 2: phrases where we don't really know which one is right.
Speaker 1: You're not gonna tell us.
Speaker 2: I don't even know. We list just came out with
Speaker 2: a bunch of the most common phrases. We tend to
Speaker 2: miss here or missay. But it still kind of works
Speaker 2: both ways.
Speaker 1: We're not gonna alert okay.
Speaker 2: Well the next ones I know, okay, but these are easy,
Speaker 2: like Coleslaw. Some people think it's cold, slow, but it
Speaker 2: makes sense. It's cold, that's delicious, or happy as a clam.
Speaker 2: Some people hear happy as a clown also, which makes sense.
Speaker 3: Alama, that's a lot.
Speaker 5: How about this one? Deep seated like a chair?
Speaker 1: Oh seed?
Speaker 2: A lot of people say deep seated like a plant.
Speaker 2: But the correct one is deep seated like a chair.
Speaker 1: It is deep seated, like it makes more sense. It's
Speaker 1: it like it grows from deep down.
Speaker 5: It's like a it's like a giant but deep seed.
Speaker 1: It's just very comfortable.
Speaker 5: Also, a bald face lie bold face?
Speaker 2: No, the correct way is bald faced, but a lot
Speaker 2: of people think it's bold face.
Speaker 1: People without beards lie a lot. Are you are you
Speaker 1: accusing with?
Speaker 2: Like a bald face is a clear face? It's an
Speaker 2: obvious lie. What's a bold face?
Speaker 1: It means you're very bold in saying this lie?
Speaker 2: Yeah, coming down the pipe?
Speaker 1: Is that right?
Speaker 2: That's the wrong way to say. The original phrase is
Speaker 2: coming down the pike like a road, coming.
Speaker 1: Down the pipe. I can't keep up.
Speaker 2: Coming up. Next, it's laser stories, although a lot of
Speaker 2: people think it's leisure stories. Coming down the pipe laser leisure.
Speaker 2: Either way, we're doing it. Next, it's the radio segment
Speaker 2: that challenged Mark Wahlberg to an out of breath wrap battle,
Speaker 2: and they each got in half a sentence before their
Speaker 2: time expired. I gotta go back, so I guess it
Speaker 2: was a tie. It's Laser Stories. It's a segment where
Speaker 2: we read weird news stories around the globe, just like
Speaker 2: everyone else does, except we have a laser and those
Speaker 2: other Gabba ghouls just don't.
Speaker 1: I wanted to have this.
Speaker 5: First, this first Laser Stories out of Sri Lanka.
Speaker 2: Fifteen year old kreeshof Bondhara is a young man in
Speaker 2: love and recently he wanted to go visit his girlfriend,
Speaker 2: who lives in a neighboring town. Okay, so he went
Speaker 2: to the local bus depot, but quickly discovered there were
Speaker 2: no routes going to his girlfriend's neighborhood at that time.
Speaker 2: Instead of waiting for one or maybe hailing a taxi,
Speaker 2: krishe Off did the next best thing and he stole
Speaker 2: a bus.
Speaker 3: My god, my.
Speaker 10: Gosh, that's really crazy illegal.
Speaker 2: Even he saw one of the drivers get out to
Speaker 2: go buy a snack, and that's when Krieshoff seized his opportunity.
Speaker 2: He jumped in the transit vehicle and pulled away.
Speaker 3: Day.
Speaker 2: Took over two hours for the driver to even notice
Speaker 2: that his bus was gone because he was distracted watching
Speaker 2: a cricket match on TV.
Speaker 3: I deserve it.
Speaker 1: He must have been a good game.
Speaker 2: Authorities eventually spotted the stolen bus cruising down the highway
Speaker 2: and tried to pull it over, and that's when the
Speaker 2: teenage driver saw the police lights, stopped the vehicle and
Speaker 2: tried to flee on foot. He quickly got caught, though,
Speaker 2: and when police questioned him, Krishoff admitted he was just
Speaker 2: trying to see his girlfriend, and turns out he did
Speaker 2: because at the point of arrest he was actually on
Speaker 2: the way back to the station to return the Bus's.
Speaker 1: Very responsible of him. I mean it was all in
Speaker 1: one piece.
Speaker 11: And that was quick and was like, oh, I gotta
Speaker 11: go by the way.
Speaker 7: Ye.
Speaker 2: Further investigation revealed this isn't the first time kreese Off
Speaker 2: has stolen a bus to see his girlfriend.
Speaker 3: What the heck?
Speaker 2: Apparently he's done it before and he's doing court to
Speaker 2: face charges this week.
Speaker 1: She's like, not again, honey.
Speaker 2: His next laser story is out of Texas. A thirty
Speaker 2: one year old man was arrested late last week when
Speaker 2: he was found out in the field with quote a
Speaker 2: single gunshot wound to the buttock.
Speaker 3: Damn.
Speaker 1: Wait, why was he arrested if he's the one that
Speaker 1: got shot?
Speaker 5: Well, who shot him?
Speaker 2: He did?
Speaker 1: Ah?
Speaker 3: He shot his own cheek.
Speaker 8: Yeah.
Speaker 2: According to witnesses, the man was seen firing his guns
Speaker 2: straight up into the air like Yosemite Sam when unfortunately
Speaker 2: one of the bullets came raining back down from the
Speaker 2: sky and lodged directly into his rear end.
Speaker 1: The bullet doesn't disappear into space if you shoot it
Speaker 1: up in the sky.
Speaker 5: Maybe if you jump.
Speaker 2: If you jump, if you jump, you can get high out.
Speaker 3: Bullet.
Speaker 2: The police took him to a hospital where he was
Speaker 2: treated for his injuries that were not life threatening, and
Speaker 2: he's now unstable condition. However, after searching his name, they
Speaker 2: found the man already had a warrant out for his arrest,
Speaker 2: so he was taken into custody.
Speaker 1: What did he rob himself to?
Speaker 2: Afterwards, the sheriff released a statement saying, this is another
Speaker 2: reminder you should not randomly fire your guns into the
Speaker 2: air like you're in a Looney Tunes episode, because in
Speaker 2: real life, the bullets come back down.
Speaker 3: Yes they do.
Speaker 1: Also, why you should not drop anvils anywhere.
Speaker 5: That's a good PSA.
Speaker 2: But someone out there needed to hear that this next
Speaker 2: lazer story is out of deep deep space. So apparently
Speaker 2: rocket scientists don't learn their lesson, because last week they
Speaker 2: made the questionable decision of asking the Internet once again
Speaker 2: to name their upcoming space.
Speaker 5: Mission about to go down.
Speaker 3: You guys, this has never gone well.
Speaker 1: Well bike, You know, scientists so smart at science.
Speaker 2: So bad at life, right, and to make matters worse,
Speaker 2: this one is for the Uranus Orbiter and Probe mission.
Speaker 1: Yeah it is God is pro mission.
Speaker 3: I mean, do you need another name?
Speaker 2: They wanted to ask, so their Twitter posts tried to
Speaker 2: help by listing off some of the previous mission names
Speaker 2: I Voyager, New Horizons, Juno and Perseverance. And they said,
Speaker 2: what would you name the Uranus Orbiter in pro mission?
Speaker 1: Say they're very hopeful for humanity.
Speaker 2: The responses weren't exactly what you would call appropriate. Some
Speaker 2: of the top suggestions were operation Enema, colonoscopy one mission
Speaker 2: to Charman, and of course probic probe face.
Speaker 3: I'm voting for.
Speaker 2: There's also some creative acronyms that people suggested, like research education,
Speaker 2: charging towards Uranus.
Speaker 5: Mission, which spells rectum.
Speaker 2: And planetary orbital observations pro pop.
Speaker 1: Oh.
Speaker 2: So very creative stuff. But the strange part is NASA
Speaker 2: hasn't actually announced any upcoming plans for a mission to Uranus,
Speaker 2: so this may have all just been a joke from
Speaker 2: an employee. But rest assured the names are going to
Speaker 2: be ready as soon as they decide to go.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I love it. We're all waiting.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I can't wait to be an astronaut on that mission.
Speaker 2: This next laser stories out of what would you do? HQ?
Speaker 2: So someone's probably asked you this hypothetical question before, maybe
Speaker 2: when you were a kid. But if you had to
Speaker 2: lose one of your five senses, which one would you
Speaker 2: get rid of? Taste, site, smell, touch, or hearing. Yes,
Speaker 2: that's hard, not an easy question, but someone pulled two
Speaker 2: thousand people on it, and overwhelmingly the number one thing
Speaker 2: people would lose is our sense of taste.
Speaker 3: See if I can lose smell and keep taste.
Speaker 1: I think smell turns against you often, you know, it's
Speaker 1: not always a great sensation.
Speaker 2: But with Brooks cooking, taste turn against you too. Yeah,
Speaker 2: seventy seven percent think their most important sense is eyesight.
Speaker 2: People really like.
Speaker 1: That is right, okay, yeah, someone who.
Speaker 2: Has awful People really enjoy seeing things, and they say
Speaker 2: they have a hard time letting go of it. Second
Speaker 2: most important is hearing, followed by touch. Smell came in
Speaker 2: fourth place. Only two percent of people think that's important,
Speaker 2: and then taste comes in dead last, with only one
Speaker 2: percent voting it as their most important sense.
Speaker 1: I love my tongue, I love yeah, I want to
Speaker 1: eat everything.
Speaker 2: And because sight was deemed the most challenging one to lose,
Speaker 2: the poll also asked what people would miss seeing the
Speaker 2: most if that ever happened. The top answers were our
Speaker 2: loved ones. Faces, Yeah, that's my number one. Nature in general,
Speaker 2: what you've never been like inspired by a beautiful scene?
Speaker 9: No?
Speaker 1: Okay?
Speaker 3: Maybe sunset?
Speaker 2: Yeah, sunrise is Sunsets was on their jose. Also are
Speaker 2: pets and the Brook and Jeffrey YouTube channel.
Speaker 1: Hey, how you do?
Speaker 2: Actually they answer shows and movies that they like to watch.
Speaker 5: But I think we all know what they meant.
Speaker 2: Yes us, Yeah, yeah, this guy has no problem losing
Speaker 2: his eyesight.
Speaker 1: Oh that's all about feel.
Speaker 2: He just sniffs those shoes out and then operates one
Speaker 2: hundred percent on touch and taste. That sound means Laser
Speaker 2: Stories has come to an end for the day.
Speaker 5: We're gonna do it again, same time on.
Speaker 12: Friday, Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 2: Sometimes it's helpful to take a little life shortcut by
Speaker 2: doing two different things at once. Oh yeah, I multitasking,
Speaker 2: you know, like brushing your teeth while you're in the shower.
Speaker 2: I've done that life shortcut. Huh okay. And if you've
Speaker 2: got one of those handheld shower heads, bring it out
Speaker 2: to the toilet. Now you're doing three things at once.
Speaker 1: Wow, I don't think that you should do that.
Speaker 2: I think it's worth a shot. Or instead of wasting
Speaker 2: time eating breakfast and then lunch and then dinner, put
Speaker 2: all of your food for the entire day into a
Speaker 2: blender and make one creemial smoothie. All the nutrients, none
Speaker 2: of the wasted time. It's a life shortcut.
Speaker 1: Nothing like morning sausage and some Oh.
Speaker 2: I don't know what else you're speaking my language now, Brook,
Speaker 2: But there is one thing that you really can't shortcut,
Speaker 2: and that's dating. Oh, do not try the two different
Speaker 2: relationships at the same time thing, Because you're gonna get caught,
Speaker 2: and then you're gonna get exposed. Yeah, just like the
Speaker 2: people you're about to hear when we do a brand
Speaker 2: new edition of Busted coming up.
Speaker 12: Oh sneaky husbands, two timing lives, live, bad.
Speaker 9: Boyfriends, and even worse girlfriends.
Speaker 2: They thought they could get away with that, but now
Speaker 2: they're about to get busted. They say, don't judge a
Speaker 2: book by its cover, but by what goes on in
Speaker 2: between the pages. Okay, same thing's true for a bed.
Speaker 2: Don't judge a bed by its cover. Look what's happening
Speaker 2: inside the sheets? I don't, and then if it's not
Speaker 2: involving you tell us about it. On this second there,
Speaker 2: it is called busted because we've got a few listeners
Speaker 2: ready to tell us how they got their dumb exes
Speaker 2: playing in the sheets with the wrong person.
Speaker 1: Very similar to book Club.
Speaker 2: Starting with Aaron, tell us how you busted your significant other.
Speaker 13: Okay, so my ex boyfriend loved escape rooms?
Speaker 5: Loved what escape rooms?
Speaker 14: Escape rooms?
Speaker 15: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Okay, okay, yeah, God did you have to do them
Speaker 1: every date night?
Speaker 5: Those are a good time though, dude.
Speaker 10: Okay, family, try to do the easiest one, and we
Speaker 10: still couldn't do it, no one.
Speaker 2: Shut So what happened?
Speaker 13: So for his birthday, our friends like we like kidnapped
Speaker 13: him after work.
Speaker 15: And we took him to an escape room.
Speaker 5: For fun, fun stuff like that, yeah for him.
Speaker 13: So like, yeah, we were having a good time, but
Speaker 13: we were like having trouble one of the clues, so
Speaker 13: we asked for a hint. Yeah, and like a couple
Speaker 13: of minutes later, an envelope like slides under the door
Speaker 13: and I open it and it says someone in the
Speaker 13: room is a cheater. Oh, and I was like, who okay,
Speaker 13: I think there was a cheating in the game.
Speaker 1: Yeah right.
Speaker 15: We were all just like laughing, like we.
Speaker 13: Were like pointing you figures out each other and like whatever,
Speaker 13: like we're obviously.
Speaker 3: Bad cheaters because we're stuck.
Speaker 9: Yeah.
Speaker 16: Yeah.
Speaker 13: Then another clue comes in and it says, no, you
Speaker 13: don't get it. Your boyfriend Eric has been hooking up
Speaker 13: with me behind your back.
Speaker 1: Whoa, who oh my god.
Speaker 3: I'd still be looking around the room like okay, this.
Speaker 2: Is super detailed.
Speaker 3: Yeah wow, it's crazy.
Speaker 1: And then you con front of him and he's stuck
Speaker 1: in the room with you. He can't even run away.
Speaker 15: He couldn't leave.
Speaker 14: So that was like the bad start for him.
Speaker 13: So I just yelled at him for like twenty minutes
Speaker 13: while his friends like tried to awkwardly finish the rest
Speaker 13: of the puzzle.
Speaker 2: He's never been more bonevated to escape from.
Speaker 3: The room, dude.
Speaker 1: That's why.
Speaker 2: Yeah, next week we're going to talk to Saul. Tell
Speaker 2: us how you busted your significant other.
Speaker 4: I was livid at the time, but I can laugh
Speaker 4: about it now.
Speaker 1: That's healing, saw, that's called healing.
Speaker 2: Good job, buddy, we want to laugh too.
Speaker 16: What happened My girlfriend at the time and I we
Speaker 16: had this ring doorbell camera and we get alerts for
Speaker 16: anytime that someone comes up by the door. There's a
Speaker 16: few times I'd get alerts of any movement. So my
Speaker 16: girlfriend would look at her phone and be like, oh no,
Speaker 16: it's just a raccoon again, nothing to worry about, just
Speaker 16: a raccoon coming out of her porch. Okay, until this
Speaker 16: one night she wasn't in bed and I wake up
Speaker 16: to check the app and what do I see. There's
Speaker 16: a man dressed as a giant raccoon calling up onto
Speaker 16: our porch, like one of those fuzzy people.
Speaker 2: Fuzzy I like fuzzy people better.
Speaker 4: Fuzzy furry. My girlfriend comes on the camera. Lets this
Speaker 4: guy in, So I run down up stairs. What the
Speaker 4: hell is going on? Shure it up, my girlfriends, they're
Speaker 4: making out with this giant raccoon. I'll prop my baseball
Speaker 4: bat so they get the hell off. O the head
Speaker 4: falls off. It's my neighbor from across the streets.
Speaker 1: Oh, I mean maybe she just actually mistook him for
Speaker 1: a raccoon.
Speaker 2: Yeah, is that how you take an animals?
Speaker 9: Yeah?
Speaker 5: Wow's so cute.
Speaker 3: Let me make out with it.
Speaker 2: Okay, we got time for one more. Let's hear from Sophia.
Speaker 2: Tell us how you busted your significant other.
Speaker 15: So I was dating a doctor, you know every girl's
Speaker 15: stream maybe.
Speaker 5: And was a doctor.
Speaker 15: I know he really was, But I got used to him,
Speaker 15: you know, having to like randomly go in on his
Speaker 15: days off and at weird times because you know, he's
Speaker 15: a doctor.
Speaker 1: So, oh my god, it'd be so easy to cheat
Speaker 1: as a doctor. I'm gonna call then.
Speaker 5: You know, it would be so easy to cheat dating
Speaker 5: a doctor too.
Speaker 15: No, sure, So when day I heard his phone going
Speaker 15: off and he was in the bathroom, so I just
Speaker 15: checked it for him, because you know, it's an emergency
Speaker 15: he would need to know, and it was a text
Speaker 15: with the contact name work. But the message was a
Speaker 15: picture of a topless woman.
Speaker 2: Well that checks out, they usual and put on like
Speaker 2: the hospital.
Speaker 15: It was absolutely like that. So it read something like
Speaker 15: I'm hurt and I need you to come check on me.
Speaker 15: Where does it hurt? Right that he got fired months
Speaker 15: before that because he was getting it on with a nurse,
Speaker 15: But he didn't tell me that he's been fired. He
Speaker 15: was playing doctor online with lots of girls. Oh my godummy, right,
Speaker 15: I mean, thank goodness, that's in the past.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but you're still with him because he's a doctor.
Speaker 1: Right, They can always find another job.
Speaker 15: Fire doctor doesn't have the same ring to it.
Speaker 2: Well, to make sure to hit up our textports seven eight, five,
Speaker 2: nine to two if you have a funny story about
Speaker 2: how you caught your ex cheating, you could be on
Speaker 2: the next edition of Busted Phone Taps coming up next.
Speaker 9: Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.
Speaker 2: Today, we call a guy who works for a big
Speaker 2: department store and he's been there for a long time,
Speaker 2: over two decades now, wow, and he's in charge of
Speaker 2: customer service.
Speaker 5: And now they've told.
Speaker 2: Me he's a very very kind, very professional person.
Speaker 1: Wow, so after two decades he still has that huh.
Speaker 2: Well, yeah, he warned me you need to give him
Speaker 2: a question that he's never heard before and doesn't have
Speaker 2: a clear solution. Oh no, we tried to stump him.
Speaker 2: You'll see how he deals with it in your phone.
Speaker 2: Tap right now.
Speaker 9: It's another.
Speaker 2: On the twenties.
Speaker 8: She's the barber store of This is John. How can
Speaker 8: I help you?
Speaker 5: Hi? My name is Harold.
Speaker 2: I came in there a few weeks ago and bought
Speaker 2: a pair of pans in the uh the pants area
Speaker 2: of the story.
Speaker 5: I don't know what to call it.
Speaker 8: Okay, you were in the men's apartment.
Speaker 2: Yeah, during one of your sales, M and I got
Speaker 2: some some pants and they're ruining my life. Okay.
Speaker 8: Are they're just not fitting correctly?
Speaker 5: No, you don't understand, sir.
Speaker 8: If your pants aren't working out for you, you know,
Speaker 8: obviously we have a tremendous return policy if you just
Speaker 8: bring those in with the receipt to assist.
Speaker 2: You know, John, you're not hearing me, all right. I
Speaker 2: wear them all the time to work, to the gym,
Speaker 2: I wear them to bed. What I haven't showered in
Speaker 2: over two weeks because I haven't taken them off, not
Speaker 2: even once.
Speaker 8: So it sounds like to me you said that you're
Speaker 8: you're really in love with these pants and that the
Speaker 8: fit is exactly what you're looking for.
Speaker 2: And love is not a strong enough word for how
Speaker 2: I feel.
Speaker 1: For these pants.
Speaker 2: Wow, they have changed how I lived my life forever,
Speaker 2: I will I vow to die in these pants.
Speaker 8: Well, sir, it doesn't sound like you have an issue
Speaker 8: with our pants and just calling to let us know
Speaker 8: how great they are.
Speaker 5: No, there is an issue. There is.
Speaker 7: What would that be?
Speaker 2: The problem is I got them thirty percent off and
Speaker 2: I would like to pay the full price.
Speaker 8: Sure, how you received a tremendous discount, and as far
Speaker 8: as price goes, I mean that's something you should be
Speaker 8: proud of.
Speaker 2: No, No, I insist please that I pay the full
Speaker 2: retail price. I refuse to be a cheapo like my
Speaker 2: father was.
Speaker 8: Sure, I understand your strong feelings about these pants, but
Speaker 8: payful price is not really necessary.
Speaker 2: No, you don't understand. If you've heard what I said before,
Speaker 2: I feel like I've taken advantage of the company, and
Speaker 2: I just the guilt. It's overwhelming. I have to live
Speaker 2: with this every day, knowing that I didn't pay full price.
Speaker 8: Sure again, the price you paid was was a fair.
Speaker 2: Price, you realize. Ever since I started wearing these pants,
Speaker 2: my wife doesn't think I'm such a loser anymore.
Speaker 8: Sure, I do need to ask you a quick question here.
Speaker 7: Yeah, are you okay?
Speaker 8: Are you feeling all right? I feel anything? Are you
Speaker 8: on any medications right now?
Speaker 2: I feel amazing because of the pants, but I also
Speaker 2: feel horrible because of the pants.
Speaker 8: This is a weird situation, Sarah.
Speaker 5: Here's the deal.
Speaker 2: I already know exactly how much extra I need to pay.
Speaker 2: I still have the receipt framed up in my study. Wow,
Speaker 2: so just tell me where do I need to send
Speaker 2: them money to make things right?
Speaker 8: We really don't have a process for that. No, but
Speaker 8: I think you should just take the savings and come
Speaker 8: back in and buy something else.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, you probably like that. I'm going to get
Speaker 2: a new pair of socks that I love so much.
Speaker 2: I have them on for the next three years. Now
Speaker 2: I'm feeling guilty.
Speaker 8: About the are in a commissioned business.
Speaker 2: I don't think you're a communist business at all. I
Speaker 2: love your business.
Speaker 8: That's not what I meant.
Speaker 2: I'm just trying to assist it. All I'm trying to
Speaker 2: do is honor these clothes and pay what they're worth
Speaker 2: in full, and maybe do a little prank call while
Speaker 2: I'm at it.
Speaker 3: Why won't you let me do those things?
Speaker 14: I knew it.
Speaker 4: I knew this was a joke.
Speaker 2: Because my real name is jeff from brook and Jeffrey
Speaker 2: in the morning and this is a phone tap.
Speaker 5: Man, you're on the radio.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, I gotta say you were more than
Speaker 2: helpful in what was ultimately an impossible situation.
Speaker 8: Well, you know what, To be honest, this is the
Speaker 8: highlight of my day.
Speaker 9: So thank you.
Speaker 2: Well, really you should thank your coworker Sadie, because she's
Speaker 2: the one who set you up. She said it was
Speaker 2: a little bit slow at the store and she wanted
Speaker 2: to make you laugh today.
Speaker 8: Well, Sadie owes me lunch now, So again, thank you.
Speaker 2: That's great. Yeah, And if it makes you feel any better,
Speaker 2: I'm actually not wearing any pants, sir.
Speaker 8: If you're not wearing pants, then come on down because
Speaker 8: we're having a sale right now. But I don't know
Speaker 8: how you're gonna feel after.
Speaker 3: No, don't put me through the shame. Wake up.
Speaker 12: Every morning was fun taps weekday mornings on the twenties,
Speaker 12: Brook and Jeffrey in the morning, if.
Speaker 2: The people in this room we're on a date and
Speaker 2: going to show off their sexiest talent, we know jose
Speaker 2: would probably bust out ten of his best celebrity impersonations
Speaker 2: all in under a minute.
Speaker 3: Immediately, I mean immediately, I would.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he said, sexyey, oh, sexy, don't try.
Speaker 5: Please, I was gonna give you a chance.
Speaker 2: Oh well, Alexis would probably take a cocktail napkin off
Speaker 2: the bar and fashion it into an instant.
Speaker 5: Crop top.
Speaker 1: That's too big.
Speaker 2: And Brooke would demonstrate how her elk mating call can
Speaker 2: attract any man from up to seven miles away.
Speaker 1: Wow, I did that with my mouth.
Speaker 3: That was impressed.
Speaker 5: If that doesn't get you in the mood, nothing will.
Speaker 1: You're about to get trampled if you don't get on this.
Speaker 2: Luckily, for one of our listeners, he says, his sexy
Speaker 2: talent is way more attractive than all of ours combined.
Speaker 1: Did you have possible?
Speaker 2: He got the chance to show it off to his date.
Speaker 2: Was it maybe too.
Speaker 5: Much for her to handle?
Speaker 2: I feel that we're about to find out when we
Speaker 2: do your brand new second date book on your own time.
Speaker 1: Give him what they asked for.
Speaker 9: Job.
Speaker 2: Oh no, Now there's men swarming to the studio and
Speaker 2: a couple albums horns. We have a work cut out
Speaker 2: for your second date. Update, next second date, Up date, Brooke.
Speaker 2: If a guy offers to cook for you on a
Speaker 2: first date, is that a sexy move for you?
Speaker 5: Thinking? Ah, he's trying too hard.
Speaker 1: I don't like it?
Speaker 5: You do?
Speaker 1: Yeah? I do? Especially if he can actually cook?
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, yeah. He goes into the kitchen and he
Speaker 2: comes out to the table with the best hot pocket
Speaker 2: that you ever tasted, and he's made it look pretty
Speaker 2: too by putting a colorful toothpick flag.
Speaker 3: What if he cuts it in half from there?
Speaker 1: How do I still put in my mouth on it?
Speaker 9: For you?
Speaker 2: We've heard some home cooked meals go very well on
Speaker 2: this segment, some not so well. We're gonna find out
Speaker 2: how it went for one of our listeners named Todd,
Speaker 2: who said he cooked for his date the other night
Speaker 2: and now he needs our help.
Speaker 5: Todd, what's up?
Speaker 1: Man?
Speaker 2: Welcome to the show.
Speaker 7: Hey, how you doing?
Speaker 1: Did you go with the og ham and cheese because
Speaker 1: that is my personal Oh yeah, I'll take ham and
Speaker 1: cheese all day.
Speaker 7: That's more of a lunch just for me.
Speaker 10: Okay, Hey, Todd, can I ask are you a good cook?
Speaker 10: Because I think the effort of cooking, whether you're good
Speaker 10: or bad, is sexy to ladies.
Speaker 3: But are you like a chef or something?
Speaker 7: Now, I wouldn't say I'm a chef. I have worked
Speaker 7: in a kitchen before. Okay, I can cook too, like
Speaker 7: really really good Italian dishes. That's pretty much it. But
Speaker 7: like it works well. I mean I cook a mean
Speaker 7: shrimp alfredo.
Speaker 1: Okay, are we just going to talk about his food?
Speaker 1: What are we talking about his stage?
Speaker 8: Can we?
Speaker 2: I do want to just talk about the culinary side
Speaker 2: of it, but we should focus on the girl that
Speaker 2: you went out with.
Speaker 5: What's her name?
Speaker 7: It was Laurie.
Speaker 1: Laurie. I'm guessing you went with the shrimp Alfredo. Did
Speaker 1: you talk that up?
Speaker 7: It's funny because I met Laurie online and in her
Speaker 7: bio she had put like her favorite foods is seafood.
Speaker 8: Right, oh nice?
Speaker 7: And so you know, you got to have a good
Speaker 7: opening line. So actually my opening line was was, hey,
Speaker 7: so all you like seafood? Just so you know, my
Speaker 7: shrimp alfredo is a real catch.
Speaker 1: Do you like that, Alexis, I don't like shrimp Alfredo's
Speaker 1: on the wrong person ask I say, you.
Speaker 2: Know, Alexis just wants a bank statement as the first
Speaker 2: text and then she'll make a decision from there.
Speaker 3: You should have followed up with I'm just being krill
Speaker 3: with you.
Speaker 2: It's possible to overdo it though.
Speaker 5: Did she like it?
Speaker 7: Yeah, I mean she gave a little lol, and and
Speaker 7: then we were texting for like a week. It was
Speaker 7: really it was really flirty and really good. And invited
Speaker 7: her over to prove it, you know, and she was down.
Speaker 9: Yeah.
Speaker 1: It means a lot like I feel like when people
Speaker 1: go to someone's house on a first date, when they
Speaker 1: meet on an Apple that's it's.
Speaker 2: So cluch that you guys chatted for a week before
Speaker 2: she agreed.
Speaker 3: To do that, trust each other a little bit to
Speaker 3: go well.
Speaker 8: I thought it went really well.
Speaker 7: I was really nervous because I really liked her. I
Speaker 7: thought she was really cute.
Speaker 10: You know.
Speaker 7: I did maybe go a little above me. I lit
Speaker 7: a lot of candles in the house, and you know,
Speaker 7: when she showed up, she noticed just like, oh, are
Speaker 7: we doing a seance? And I was like.
Speaker 1: That what she said that's hysterical.
Speaker 2: That's a lot of CANSO.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's like you didn't bring the Ouiji board.
Speaker 7: No, no, no easy board. I was just like I
Speaker 7: just thought. I was like, oh, I was just trying
Speaker 7: to set the atmosphere, you.
Speaker 1: Know, raising the dead. Did she laugh? I mean? Was
Speaker 1: she cool? No?
Speaker 8: Yeah, she was cool, you know.
Speaker 7: And I had a fresh garlic bread that I had
Speaker 7: made garlic bread brod.
Speaker 1: Was the food ready when she got there? Did you
Speaker 1: guys cook it together?
Speaker 9: No?
Speaker 7: No, the way I set it up, it was basically
Speaker 7: like halfway done because I kind of did want to
Speaker 7: finish cooking the meal, you know, while she was there. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 7: but yeah, I mean yeah, I served her the food
Speaker 7: and it was good, and she said she liked the food.
Speaker 7: I was like, I said, I was really nervous. I
Speaker 7: felt like, thinking back, I may have been asking about
Speaker 7: the food too much. You know, when you're like, oh,
Speaker 7: how is it is good? And then like five minutes later,
Speaker 7: oh can you taste the fresh basal?
Speaker 5: You know, it's kind of like a needy waiter at.
Speaker 2: The resttes, like are you sure over?
Speaker 1: Okay, what did you guys do after dinner?
Speaker 7: After dinner, we sat down on the couch for a movie,
Speaker 7: and it was nice. We weren't necessarily as close as
Speaker 7: I wanted to be on the couch, but I thought
Speaker 7: this was a first date, you.
Speaker 2: Know, when she just screwed over a little bit, it's
Speaker 2: your couch.
Speaker 1: It's kind of awkward though, once you're sitting and then
Speaker 1: you move over, you know, like you have to do
Speaker 1: it right as the sitting happens.
Speaker 2: I like to slowly in show, like every minute you
Speaker 2: just slide like a little bit closer until she doesn't
Speaker 2: even realize all of a sudden she's in your arms.
Speaker 14: She help you.
Speaker 2: That that's not the movie you went with though.
Speaker 7: Nah, No, I mean I was a little nervous, to
Speaker 7: be honest, And you know, I sat down first, and
Speaker 7: she kind of sat down where she was gonna sit down.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, that's a good call.
Speaker 7: Yeah, okay, Like she didn't sit on the opposite end
Speaker 7: of the couch, but she wasn't like in my glass. Yeah, no,
Speaker 7: we weren't.
Speaker 2: No, Well, I mean, how did it end? How did
Speaker 2: the night end?
Speaker 7: Well, when the movie was over, after she wanted to
Speaker 7: like have another glass of wine and talk a little more.
Speaker 7: But right after the movie was over, she was like,
Speaker 7: I gotta go, and I did kind of feel like
Speaker 7: there was a little bit of a drop off, you know,
Speaker 7: in that like it the light was definitely over, and
Speaker 7: so she went home. And that's why I'm talking to
Speaker 7: you guys. You know, it's just been very very sporadic
Speaker 7: communication and the energy that. I mean, she's still kind
Speaker 7: of texting me, but I just feel like it's totally
Speaker 7: different now. I don't know what went wrong.
Speaker 8: I mean the food.
Speaker 7: I know the food was great, but and I was
Speaker 7: a little nervous.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you're nervous. Energy maybe got the best of you.
Speaker 10: This could just be a classic case of what a
Speaker 10: lot of girls admit to, which is they just wanted
Speaker 10: a free meal.
Speaker 3: If a guy a free fresh cooked meal, you don't
Speaker 3: sit through a movie.
Speaker 1: Though, Yeah, I think that they just went on too long,
Speaker 1: like he ate a bunch of alfredo and you're laid
Speaker 1: on the couch for two hours.
Speaker 2: Like yeah, I mean, I've heard of being friend zoned before,
Speaker 2: but chef Zone. That's a movie. Yeah, maybe you got
Speaker 2: put in the chef zone. We'll find out what we
Speaker 2: call her and get your second.
Speaker 5: Date update right after this.
Speaker 2: All right, all right, hold on Italian food, fine wine,
Speaker 2: and sitting ten feet apart from each other on the
Speaker 2: couch while watching The Goonies?
Speaker 6: Goody is that it?
Speaker 1: Did you find out something about the movie that we
Speaker 1: didn't know?
Speaker 7: No?
Speaker 2: I made an assumption.
Speaker 5: Shirt.
Speaker 3: Probably wasn't that, Jeff.
Speaker 2: And you know now that I'm saying it, what would
Speaker 2: have been a better move, Todd? As if you bought
Speaker 2: a smaller couch so that she physically couldn't sit that
Speaker 2: far away from.
Speaker 1: He's actually really smart in a two seat? Why they
Speaker 1: call him love seats?
Speaker 3: He just slaps his knee all right.
Speaker 2: Plenty of her own, But that's because Todd invited a
Speaker 2: woman named Laurie over to his place recently to show
Speaker 2: off his cooking skills, which he thought went pretty well.
Speaker 2: But after their date, Laurie's not texting him as much.
Speaker 5: As she was before.
Speaker 2: Could it be that your famous shrimp alfredo was so
Speaker 2: delicious it sent her into a delayed food coma ah,
Speaker 2: and now she's just on her couch sleeping it.
Speaker 3: Off for a long time for a week.
Speaker 2: It's that tasty, yeah, Todd?
Speaker 7: Oh yeah, maybe, uh, if you think about it, it was
Speaker 7: really good.
Speaker 2: We'll find out, but we do want you to send
Speaker 2: us a sample to the studio, just so that we
Speaker 2: can be sure it's called research.
Speaker 7: You gotta come over, you gotta come over. I do
Speaker 7: what how with all the candles and everything.
Speaker 1: The candle seemed to be like that may be one
Speaker 1: of the things that went wrong. She did note that
Speaker 1: it could be a seance.
Speaker 3: Yeah, is a fire, Marshal, and this is happen?
Speaker 2: Why is the ghost of Abraham Lincoln on this data?
Speaker 2: But we'll see what she asked to say, and maybe
Speaker 2: it's none of those things. Could be something totally out
Speaker 2: of your control. We'll call her and find out.
Speaker 7: All right, Yeah, let's see here we go.
Speaker 5: I'm gonna call her number right now. Hell, he is
Speaker 5: this LORI?
Speaker 15: Yeah, this is she?
Speaker 5: Well she is conscious, so we're gonna have to strike
Speaker 5: that talking.
Speaker 2: Oh that's possible. Are you awake right now?
Speaker 5: Are you asleep?
Speaker 14: I'm way Who says a funny call?
Speaker 2: Yeah, we're a radio show called Brook and Jeffrey in
Speaker 2: the morning.
Speaker 14: Oh my goodness, I know you guys.
Speaker 1: Sorry he should have, but more often than it does,
Speaker 1: so we appreciate that.
Speaker 7: I know.
Speaker 3: What's sadder that our reactions like.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, he knows everybody recognizes me. Well, this
Speaker 2: is good that you listen to us because we're doing
Speaker 2: a second date update.
Speaker 5: You're you familiar with that?
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 14: I think so. I mean, I know your voice is
Speaker 14: weird to talk to you on the phone, not really
Speaker 14: sure what that is.
Speaker 2: But what's upgeah, We're trying to get a hold of
Speaker 2: you on behalf of our listener who cooked for you
Speaker 2: the other night named Todd oh.
Speaker 1: Shrip Alfredo guy?
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, okay, warehouse full of candles.
Speaker 17: Yeah, there were a lot of cans. Like, I'm like,
Speaker 17: is this guy into Santa Ria?
Speaker 14: I don't know.
Speaker 2: So funny from the way that you're talking, it sounds
Speaker 2: like maybe you like Todd.
Speaker 16: Yeah, I like it.
Speaker 14: He's really nice.
Speaker 17: I just I feel we're talking about.
Speaker 14: This on the radio.
Speaker 2: Me too, I feel weird about it. So we're all
Speaker 2: on the same boat here.
Speaker 3: Everything he says on the radio jazz.
Speaker 2: But obviously Todd reached out to us because he's feeling
Speaker 2: a little bit confused that in the week following your
Speaker 2: date the communications kind of dried up.
Speaker 17: Yeah, well, okay, so it's a weird situation, like I
Speaker 17: did not mean to happen. Like I'm gonna wear the
Speaker 17: situation right now.
Speaker 1: Oh man, it's an ex isn't it.
Speaker 17: I'm not saying that one person. I'm on a dating app,
Speaker 17: so I'm not exclusive with anybody.
Speaker 5: You're dating multiple people right now.
Speaker 17: Just two and they both happen to be chef. Oh
Speaker 17: and I swear I did not intend this to happen.
Speaker 1: Like the wait is Todd counted in the two? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Oh well, I mean you just want a one date
Speaker 1: with him?
Speaker 2: And he told us that he's not a professional chef,
Speaker 2: that he just he likes to cook.
Speaker 17: Yeah, well, the other guys like legit chef, but he
Speaker 17: might piece of good cook too, So I mean I
Speaker 17: did it?
Speaker 1: Like why are you not calling Todd back? Though? Like,
Speaker 1: I mean, are you just too busy with the other dude?
Speaker 1: Are you hanging out with him or.
Speaker 6: Also the other?
Speaker 17: I don't really know what to do, Like I'm never
Speaker 17: been in the situation before, and like one's really good
Speaker 17: at Italian, the other is really good at Mexican. Makes
Speaker 17: it a lot.
Speaker 1: And they were like to divor, you're basing your love
Speaker 1: life on how well they couln't look, why are you
Speaker 1: stopping talking to one?
Speaker 3: Keep it up?
Speaker 7: I don't know what the rules are there's.
Speaker 1: No ru Yeah, there's no rules. Alexis is right.
Speaker 2: I mean.
Speaker 1: You've gone out on one date. You didn't even sit
Speaker 1: next to him on the couch. He said, I think
Speaker 1: you're fine.
Speaker 17: Like, I'm kind of used to the dating app thing,
Speaker 17: and like for me, it's a little strange to be
Speaker 17: dating more than one person, and I feel like I
Speaker 17: make a decision, you know what I mean?
Speaker 2: You're not comfortable juggling multiple guys like the women on
Speaker 2: this show are.
Speaker 1: They don't care what even pre dating apps. It's what
Speaker 1: dating is, right.
Speaker 10: I think she's already thinking that she likes them both. Eventually,
Speaker 10: one of them she'll probably become.
Speaker 1: Well were you waiting for to make your choice?
Speaker 9: I don't know what.
Speaker 17: They're like some bulls. And they're both great cooks. I
Speaker 17: mean you say way to a man's heart or a stomach,
Speaker 17: but you know, oh yeah.
Speaker 1: I'm with you.
Speaker 9: Girls.
Speaker 3: I have an idea. Have you considered a real life
Speaker 3: cooking competition.
Speaker 2: Like the Top Chef?
Speaker 10: You make them both come over and you're like, look, boys,
Speaker 10: you're cooking for your livelihoods right now, you're cooking for me.
Speaker 1: And then you yell at him, really mean like like
Speaker 1: it don't make it the.
Speaker 17: Wrong way, but like, is Italian the only thing you
Speaker 17: can cook? Or like you do other cube.
Speaker 2: And I see, Okay, I mean we're talking and we're
Speaker 2: joking about this a lot. But I do wonder how
Speaker 2: Todd feels because he's been listening the entire time.
Speaker 5: Everybody.
Speaker 7: What wait, Laura, are you serious? You're you're seeing two
Speaker 7: different chefs?
Speaker 17: And then it really did not intend to happen. It's
Speaker 17: not like I'm trolling for chef I promised you.
Speaker 7: I mean I didn't want to believe that them when
Speaker 7: they were saying, you know, ladies love a free meal.
Speaker 7: But that seems like you're running a train on the
Speaker 7: you know, the Cusine Ryne I.
Speaker 3: Told you by accident.
Speaker 1: No, it's just why she put in her dating profile.
Speaker 1: She said she loves sa matter that's their only pickup line. Yes,
Speaker 1: it's a good.
Speaker 14: How are your enchiladas?
Speaker 7: I mean, I don't cook Mexican food, but I'm sure
Speaker 7: my food is better.
Speaker 1: Oh that's a little throwdown, So.
Speaker 2: You're not you're not intimidated by the other chef that
Speaker 2: possibly could be cooking better than utadd.
Speaker 7: I mean, I'm honestly shocked. I didn't know, Laurie. I
Speaker 7: didn't know you were you were seeing someone else. I
Speaker 7: mean I thought we were just having a date. I
Speaker 7: didn't know there was anyone else in the picture.
Speaker 17: Well, like I'm on dating app and I'm meeting different
Speaker 17: people and trying to get like out of my comfort zone.
Speaker 17: But like, are you saying you're not meeting anybody else?
Speaker 7: I mean no, I'm not. I mean, I I'm you know,
Speaker 7: I try to focus my attention on one person. I'm not,
Speaker 7: you know, disrespecting what you're doing. But heads up would
Speaker 7: be nice. Hey, I eat at a different guy's house
Speaker 7: every night of the week. Uh, just let me know
Speaker 7: and then I know. I mean, look, I get it,
Speaker 7: like we just met, we've only been on one date.
Speaker 7: But no, I'm not I'm not saying anybody. It would
Speaker 7: just be nice to know what you're doing.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so where do you stand with the other guy?
Speaker 17: It's like I said that on my comfort zone. So
Speaker 17: I'm just kind of trying to go with it.
Speaker 2: I bet mister Enchiladas didn't use as many candles in
Speaker 2: his apartments, so that's one point for Todd, but he
Speaker 2: may have.
Speaker 1: Paired it with a fresh margarita.
Speaker 2: Okay, we're tied one to one. Now you're keeping score.
Speaker 10: Can I ask an important question, all food aside personality wise, who.
Speaker 3: Do you like more?
Speaker 2: No one can.
Speaker 1: The food?
Speaker 3: That could be funnier, I could be.
Speaker 2: That's all side as.
Speaker 14: They're really both great guys.
Speaker 1: They are that cute. Can you just share the wealth
Speaker 1: a little bit like Alexis?
Speaker 2: Okay, well, I'm gonna throw out an idea that's kind
Speaker 2: of unique.
Speaker 1: All right.
Speaker 2: I propose that Lorie, you and the Mexican chef get
Speaker 2: together and go over to Todd's place and have Todd
Speaker 2: cook for both of you. Then Todd, you and Laurie
Speaker 2: get together and go over to mister Mexican Chef's place.
Speaker 7: I'm not trying to get involved in a throuple.
Speaker 14: Yeah, I'm all about this, all right.
Speaker 1: Okay, suddenly you were uncomfortable just say two men separately,
Speaker 1: and now you want them all in the same rooms.
Speaker 14: By cooking for me?
Speaker 6: I mean, come on, for a.
Speaker 10: Week, why don't we have both chefs come to our
Speaker 10: studios cook for all, including Laurie.
Speaker 3: We can all do a vote.
Speaker 1: I'm not making out with him.
Speaker 3: I want I want some tacos.
Speaker 5: We'll kiss him for it. I'm willing to some good shrimp.
Speaker 2: But we would like you to get back together with
Speaker 2: Todd Laurie, and we would pay for you to meet
Speaker 2: up again.
Speaker 15: Yeah, I would really like that.
Speaker 8: I would like it if he's okay for a second date.
Speaker 7: I was happy to hear that she was a little
Speaker 7: shy on the couch because I was also a little nervous.
Speaker 7: So maybe we could get closer.
Speaker 14: I mean, that's the thing about the couch.
Speaker 17: It's harder to get closer to the Mexican chef because.
Speaker 14: Of all the beans and everything involved.
Speaker 2: Oh wow, that's what all the scented candles in his
Speaker 2: room are for.
Speaker 3: Yeah, whatever, you do, not lift blanket up.
Speaker 1: The less gassy up.
Speaker 2: Jeffrey in the morning. Why is the text board blowing
Speaker 2: up right now suggesting I dress up as one of
Speaker 2: the chefs and make out with both of them.
Speaker 3: I didn't see that at all.
Speaker 5: Actually, wait, that's not the text board.
Speaker 2: I wrote that down on this piece of page. This
Speaker 2: show is so confusing sometimes. But no, like Brooks said,
Speaker 2: I am interested in getting an update from those two.
Speaker 1: But certain do you think text coming up pieces of.
Speaker 2: We're going old fashioned?
Speaker 5: You know, we have the technology here isn't great.
Speaker 2: You know, once the dust settles and dinner time rolls around,
Speaker 2: she's going to be over at her place thinking don't
Speaker 2: want Mexican?
Speaker 5: Or do I want it? Tally you A tough choice,
Speaker 5: but a great.
Speaker 1: Choice for real, and she's gonna get cooked from both
Speaker 1: of them.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and either way she wins. We want to help
Speaker 2: you win in your dating live email the show. We'll
Speaker 2: call that person who isn't calling you back. And if
Speaker 2: you want to check out any of our second date updates,
Speaker 2: go listen to them up online at Brooknjeffrey.
Speaker 9: Dot com Brook and Jeffrey.
Speaker 2: In the morning, are you driving to work right now?
Speaker 2: Stuck in a rut? Thinking? Wow, what would it be
Speaker 2: like if I didn't have to listen to this stupid
Speaker 2: radio show every single morning?
Speaker 1: You can listen to our podcast too, You don't have
Speaker 1: to be driving.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I get what you're thinking. I understand. Yes, that
Speaker 2: would be a plus. But you're also probably thinking, what
Speaker 2: if I could quit my dumb job and do something
Speaker 2: else to make a lot more money.
Speaker 3: Wow, that's an opportunity.
Speaker 1: That's a good thought.
Speaker 2: What would that look like? Well, one woman has figured
Speaker 2: out the answer. She's a mother of four who recently
Speaker 2: quit her full time gig and now supports her entire
Speaker 2: family by doing something that only requires three hours of
Speaker 2: effort a day. That's easy, and she's gotten millions and
Speaker 2: millions of TikTok followers because of it. We're going to
Speaker 2: tell you what she's been doing coming up the lucrative
Speaker 2: career you never even knew you wanted. Oh it's broken,
Speaker 2: Jeffrey in the morning. Okay, everyone's looking to climb the
Speaker 2: ladder right now, make more money, get a better job,
Speaker 2: doing less actual work, maybe even getting to stay at
Speaker 2: home while you do it.
Speaker 3: That's the new thing.
Speaker 1: There's a less actual work card, isn't there.
Speaker 2: Let's be honest, more than a few people who work
Speaker 2: at this radio station I've decided to leave recently to
Speaker 2: pursue other careers with way more money.
Speaker 1: In It's every week there's somebody new from sales leaving
Speaker 1: her promotion.
Speaker 2: Well it's not that crazy. I mean, I know it's
Speaker 2: shocking to the people listening in their cars right now,
Speaker 2: but here's a secret. Radio people generally don't make very
Speaker 2: much money.
Speaker 1: Okay, I'm sorry, crazy that other people want to hire
Speaker 1: people that worked in radio.
Speaker 2: Yeah, because of Brook's salary.
Speaker 5: They had to cut thirty employees.
Speaker 2: In the past year.
Speaker 3: Literally didn't go on to anything. She just quit and
Speaker 3: was like, I don't know what I'm gonna do. Brook.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that wasn't on me. Quitting on their own.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 2: See, Brook doesn't even feel bad about it. But I'm
Speaker 2: talking about if you could make more money and be
Speaker 2: happier working out of your home, would you do that? I?
Speaker 1: Yes, But why would you say no?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 5: Some people like feeling miserable every day?
Speaker 3: Too much money?
Speaker 1: What else would I post on Facebook? Yeah, it wasn't
Speaker 1: a complaint.
Speaker 2: Well, one woman in Dallas is making news for doing
Speaker 2: just that. Her name's Tiffany Scherie. She's a thirty two
Speaker 2: year old mother of four. She was working in a
Speaker 2: cafeteria full time for years, living paycheck to paycheck, doing
Speaker 2: the daily grind, and finally, because of COVID, one day
Speaker 2: she got thinking, Oh, there has to be something more
Speaker 2: to life than just working for the man. Yeah, in fact,
Speaker 2: what if I could be my own boss?
Speaker 1: Oh? Okay, are you talking us into some sort of
Speaker 1: like pyramid scheme they like sell leggings online. In a second, I'll.
Speaker 2: Tell you what she did. She quit her job and
Speaker 2: found something way more lucrative. She became a full time
Speaker 2: dumpster diver.
Speaker 3: Whoa wait a minute, people from dumpsters.
Speaker 1: My family has done this for years.
Speaker 2: She literally goes around town, jumping into different businesses garbage
Speaker 2: receptacles to find hidden treasures that she can then upsell
Speaker 2: on Etsy or EBAs shu.
Speaker 1: She's just like refurbishing.
Speaker 2: There's a picture of Tiffany if you want to see
Speaker 2: her about to do her dumpster dives.
Speaker 10: I don't know what dumper divers look like, but she
Speaker 10: doesn't seem like a stereotypical dumpster dive.
Speaker 1: She had clubs run the gambit.
Speaker 2: So Tiffany started off by watching YouTube videos about this
Speaker 2: and thought, hey, you know what, I could jump into
Speaker 2: a garbage dump That's something I'm qualified to do.
Speaker 10: I'm pretty sure that stops nine percent of the people
Speaker 10: this job.
Speaker 3: They don't want to jump into the dumpster.
Speaker 1: I think it's brilliant. I mean, people throw away so
Speaker 1: much good stuff.
Speaker 2: She mostly targets commercial trash the dumpsters behind stores like
Speaker 2: Victoria's Secret That and Beyond Party City and Ulta Beauty,
Speaker 2: because they'll sometimes toss newer returned merchandise that they can't
Speaker 2: resell for some reason, like it has slightly damaged packaging,
Speaker 2: so they have to toss it out and then Tiffany
Speaker 2: hops in the trash and grabs it.
Speaker 1: I mean, I don't know about garbage brass.
Speaker 2: Okay, again, none of the stuff is used.
Speaker 5: It's just unsellable at the store.
Speaker 9: That's why.
Speaker 1: She's making enough money to quit her job and do
Speaker 1: this full time.
Speaker 2: Yes, not too long ago. She found a box of
Speaker 2: brand new makeup and skincare products worth about twelve hundred dollars. Yay,
Speaker 2: so she was able to sell that on eBay for
Speaker 2: one grand might I.
Speaker 1: Mean she probably smells like it's not going to be
Speaker 1: the best smelling day after a day of work. But
Speaker 1: like the excitement. You're like a treasure hunter, you know,
Speaker 1: like when you find something amazing.
Speaker 2: She also found a seven hundred and fifty dollars Italian
Speaker 2: coffee maker. Yeah, he was able to resell that online.
Speaker 3: See Martha Stewart would throw that out. I'd be a
Speaker 3: celebrity hunter.
Speaker 2: She pulled out smart TVs, smart watches, children's toys that
Speaker 2: are still in the packaging, headphones, and thousands.
Speaker 5: Of dollars worth of unopened makeup products.
Speaker 2: I'll show you a picture. So she goes out every
Speaker 2: night and does this. Here's one night's haul that's filling
Speaker 2: up the backup for pickup.
Speaker 3: Tell that is a lot of makeup.
Speaker 2: Actually, there's tons and tons of products.
Speaker 1: Wow, are you sure this stuff is on? It is unopened,
Speaker 1: it's in boxes, you guys. This is like nice.
Speaker 10: Brands because she's going to the corporate places so they're
Speaker 10: still seal right.
Speaker 2: And according to Tiffany, she makes between eight hundred to
Speaker 2: one thousand dollars a week just reselling these products. And
Speaker 2: that's more than triple what she was making before, almost
Speaker 2: fifty k.
Speaker 3: If you're making a grand a week aared.
Speaker 1: Her makeup is looking so good. Yeah, she's even the
Speaker 1: best stuff for herself.
Speaker 3: And oh my god, whorred you get that palate? She's
Speaker 3: like the dumpster.
Speaker 1: She's like, you know, the alley between third and second. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that one.
Speaker 2: Because of this, she now runs a popular TikTok account
Speaker 2: which has.
Speaker 5: Two million followers on it, and they gonna.
Speaker 3: Make a room money.
Speaker 5: They all await her updates on her dumpster scores.
Speaker 1: I want to follow, I know, I want to see
Speaker 1: that because it is one thing to be like I
Speaker 1: had one good night and I made a thousand bucks.
Speaker 3: But to do it every single.
Speaker 1: Week against that is she's like a human raccoon.
Speaker 2: So a lot of her followers leave her messages about
Speaker 2: how she's inspired them, and thousands of people around the
Speaker 2: world are saying they're starting to dive to.
Speaker 10: You know, this is good because less waste, you guys,
Speaker 10: we can resell.
Speaker 9: Yeah.
Speaker 10: Have your friends used to go to like the cookie
Speaker 10: place they threw out of their cookies at the end
Speaker 10: of the night in the dumpster they rap there a box.
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, I'll give you that's sure.
Speaker 9: Yeah.
Speaker 2: She says her own children sleep on dumpster, found bed sheets,
Speaker 2: pillows and blankets, so her family doing just fine.
Speaker 1: My family found a break two mattress that was still
Speaker 1: in the plastic wrapping in an abandoned cabin that we
Speaker 1: did we use.
Speaker 5: What are you going on in an abandoned cabin?
Speaker 1: Yeah, I was abandoned, but there was a brand new mattress.
Speaker 1: The plastic was still on it.
Speaker 3: Murdered on it was her family in there.
Speaker 1: Check it out. We walked by it a couple of times.
Speaker 3: Abandoned cabin.
Speaker 2: Now she's getting her kids in on the action and
Speaker 2: they're following her on her dives.
Speaker 3: Yeah, well that's what.
Speaker 1: They're small and they can fit in there better.
Speaker 2: Her last post to go viral on TikTok was a
Speaker 2: mother daughter dive where she was swimming in trash alongside
Speaker 2: her eight year old.
Speaker 1: Okay, why are they not we like gloves are dressed up?
Speaker 3: Yeah, sanitary?
Speaker 2: I mean well again, these are behind the commercial stores.
Speaker 5: You're diving in makeup and you know, couches.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but also like the garbage that's in the store
Speaker 1: as well.
Speaker 2: She says seventy five percent of her house now is
Speaker 2: furnished with dumpster fines, from her couches, to her tables
Speaker 2: to all her toilet paper. Okay, okay, yeah, sometimes one
Speaker 2: woman's trash is another woman's trash.
Speaker 12: Yes, it is Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 2: All right, Broke, this is for four winds in a
Speaker 2: row today, Okay, and you're gonna be playing a first timer. Oh,
Speaker 2: never done this before. His name's JD from gig Harbor. Hey, JD, Hey,
Speaker 2: how's it going?
Speaker 1: Are you just going buy initials in case you embarrass
Speaker 1: yourself and you just don't.
Speaker 2: Want to who you are?
Speaker 8: Funny enough, my initials are JD.
Speaker 7: But my name is actually spelt out ja y d E.
Speaker 1: Oh wowly funny.
Speaker 3: That's great.
Speaker 1: Why'd they smell it out?
Speaker 8: It's a long story.
Speaker 7: I'll ask my mom, but apparently that's.
Speaker 4: What her and my dad decided on.
Speaker 2: All right, right, well, here we go. We're about to
Speaker 2: take your win, Brooks Bucks Virginity. Here, brook will try
Speaker 2: and be gentle with you. I never here we go.
Speaker 2: You know the game's played. You have thirty seconds to
Speaker 2: answer as many questions as possible. If you don't know
Speaker 2: and just say pass, you have to beat Brook out
Speaker 2: rights to win.
Speaker 5: You ready, man, let's go?
Speaker 2: All right? Your time starts now on this day in
Speaker 2: nineteen ninety eight, What teen drama series starring James Vanderbeek
Speaker 2: and Katie Holmes premiered on the WB Austin's Creek in
Speaker 2: nineteen seventy three. Which company manufactured the world's first cell phone? Apple,
Speaker 2: Nokia or Motorola?
Speaker 4: Umm?
Speaker 7: Nokia?
Speaker 5: What type of creature is Shrek? A?
Speaker 8: Oh, he's a.
Speaker 2: Who was the first US president to be from the
Speaker 2: Democratic Party? All right, Madison, my answer it's too late
Speaker 2: now Brook's coming back into the studio.
Speaker 1: What is it?
Speaker 5: No, No, no, no, so JD.
Speaker 2: Other than the interesting spelling of your name, what else
Speaker 2: should we know about you?
Speaker 7: I am an athlete. I graduated high school with twelve
Speaker 7: varsity letters.
Speaker 3: Dude, that's awesome.
Speaker 2: Which letters?
Speaker 7: Football, wrestling, and track?
Speaker 1: J and d X Y.
Speaker 3: That's impressive?
Speaker 1: Are you, like, are you still athletic? Or was that
Speaker 1: your glory?
Speaker 9: It is?
Speaker 7: I have three children now, so I'm a little less athletic.
Speaker 2: Okay, working back towards it, okay, chasing the kids for you?
Speaker 7: For you?
Speaker 1: Sounds like you have a lot of future in being
Speaker 1: a volunteer coach wrestling coach? Absolutely?
Speaker 14: Okay?
Speaker 1: Nice?
Speaker 5: All right, Brooks, your turn, You're ready?
Speaker 2: Yep, your time starts now on this day in nineteen
Speaker 2: ninety eight. What teen drama series starring James Vanderbeek and
Speaker 2: Katie Holmes premiered on the wb ass in nineteen seventy three.
Speaker 2: Which company manufactured the world's first cell phone, Apple Nokia
Speaker 2: or Motorola Nokia. What type of creature is Shrek.
Speaker 1: Monster?
Speaker 2: Who was the first US president to be from the
Speaker 2: Democratic Party?
Speaker 1: Uh?
Speaker 2: JFK in Which city is? Which city is the famous
Speaker 2: Kentucky Derby held each year? All right? Got our answers,
Speaker 2: and that.
Speaker 1: Was JFK, the first president you asked for.
Speaker 2: Let's go to the scoreboard and see how you did
Speaker 2: with Jose.
Speaker 3: JD. You got one correct today, my man.
Speaker 2: Oh no, did you want her en roller skating?
Speaker 5: JD or cracks moo brook.
Speaker 3: You did get an extra question in.
Speaker 1: I don't even know if I got one.
Speaker 3: You needed it because you only got WHOA.
Speaker 2: I'll take it, oh JD. I'm sorry. Tie does go
Speaker 2: to the house. Well, let's go over there. We'll go
Speaker 2: over the answers for everybody here on this day. In
Speaker 2: nineteen ninety eight, the teen drama series with James Vanderbeek
Speaker 2: and Katie Holmes on the WBT, Dowson's crazy. That's right,
Speaker 2: Mike could not think of it.
Speaker 1: Just save my life.
Speaker 2: The company that manufactured the world's first cell phone in
Speaker 2: nineteen seventy three would be Motorola. Shrek is an ogre.
Speaker 3: I'm an old gotta ogre, yells it over and over.
Speaker 2: The first US President from the Democratic Party is Andrew Jackson,
Speaker 2: the seventh president, and the Kentucky Derby is held every
Speaker 2: year in Louisville, Kentucky. Louisville, Kentucky, so I'm sorry JD
Speaker 2: no cash today. Thank you so much for playing with us.
Speaker 2: We'll be back to play windbrooks Bock same time tomorrow.
Speaker 9: Brooking Jeffrey in the morning