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Speaker 3: Good morning everybody you are listening to the voice, Come
Speaker 3: on dig me now, one and only Steve Harvey got
Speaker 3: a radio show. Man, oh man, oh man? How good
Speaker 3: is God to me? And part of the mission and
Speaker 3: the reason that I have a radio show is to
Speaker 3: become a share of more and more of a share
Speaker 3: of you know. I used to hear my mother say
Speaker 3: it to me all the time. But God blesses you
Speaker 3: to become a blessing. And I think the more you
Speaker 3: understand that about yourself, I think the more blessings will
Speaker 3: flow your way. I think that once you understand the
Speaker 3: principle that.
Speaker 5: You know.
Speaker 2: But it's kind of tied together with some other scriptures.
Speaker 3: And I'm not too knowledgeable about them, of course, as usual,
Speaker 3: but I do know what I've heard you know, and
Speaker 3: you know if you look at something simple as do
Speaker 3: unto others as you would have them do unto you,
Speaker 3: wouldn't you want somebody to help you if you needed help.
Speaker 3: I just know how to get it down there to
Speaker 3: where I've been able to understand it. If there's a
Speaker 3: scripture similar that it says do unto others as you
Speaker 3: would have them do unto you, or if that's you know,
Speaker 3: in a prayer, would not you want somebody to help
Speaker 3: you if you needed help? You've heard you reap what
Speaker 3: you sow. Do you understand that if you so discord,
Speaker 3: that discord is gonna come your way. That if you hate,
Speaker 3: hate gonna come your way. If you blog nothing but
Speaker 3: negative comments about people, your life will be filled with negativity.
Speaker 3: If all you do is talk about people, then guess
Speaker 3: what somebody got to turn that gun around and talk
Speaker 3: about you. See, it just stands to reason. So what
Speaker 3: I've learned in my life and through all the trials
Speaker 3: and tribulations that I've had, is to take those lessons
Speaker 3: and share them with people in case you ain't heard
Speaker 3: it from somebody else. See sometimes and the reason it
Speaker 3: seems like I'm redundant at times, is what I am
Speaker 3: is because I'm always trying to find a different way
Speaker 3: to say the same thing. Because it's a funny thing. Man,
Speaker 3: you got to hear it a certain way for it
Speaker 3: to click with you. How many times have I heard
Speaker 3: a saying and then I heard it a different way
Speaker 3: that it clicked with me. You know, I've heard this
Speaker 3: saying right here. Remember this now, everybody's not happy for you.
Speaker 3: We've all heard that, right everybody's not happy for you. Well,
Speaker 3: that's very simple. I don't need no explanation. That simply
Speaker 3: means of all the people you know or do not know,
Speaker 3: when something happens to you and you celebrate, everybody not
Speaker 3: gonna join in on the celebration. That's all that is.
Speaker 3: But then you take it one step further. My father
Speaker 3: used to say something to me all the time. He says, son,
Speaker 3: everybody come with you can't go with you. I didn't
Speaker 3: get that when I was fifteen. Everybody come with you
Speaker 3: can't go with you. He said, you're gonna lose some
Speaker 3: of these friends you.
Speaker 2: Got along the way. But I don't care where you
Speaker 2: get in life.
Speaker 3: Know this right here, everybody can't go with you if
Speaker 3: you are constantly trying to improve yourself. You constantly have
Speaker 3: to take assessment of the people around you. Because if
Speaker 3: you are going to continue to go and continue to grow,
Speaker 3: then guess what you got to have people that's on
Speaker 3: the goal and willing to grow, or else, guess what
Speaker 3: you're gonna learn the valuable lesson. You know, the late
Speaker 3: boxing promoter Butch Lewis. I was talking with Butcher Lewis
Speaker 3: one time, and man with a good brother man, he say,
Speaker 3: every successful man is doing what I call he got
Speaker 3: rope work to do. He got rope work to do.
Speaker 3: He got to put in work on rope. And I'm
Speaker 3: sitting there listening to Butch Lewis and all the money
Speaker 3: he had made and all the people's lives he had changed,
Speaker 3: and all of the moves he was making. And he's
Speaker 3: an incredible skills as a negotiator on behalf of some
Speaker 3: very very wealthy people. He was just an amazing man
Speaker 3: with no education, but he read everything. He Butch Lewis
Speaker 3: read all the papers, all the periodicals. That brother knew everything.
Speaker 3: He said, you got to put in rope. And I
Speaker 3: was sitting there listening. He said, here's the analogy, little brother.
Speaker 3: He said, you are on rope. There's a thick rope.
Speaker 3: You have on no shirt, you have on some tattered clothes.
Speaker 3: You have on no shoes. Your shorts is cut off
Speaker 3: just below the knee, and they tatted, and you got
Speaker 3: dirt on you and your sweating. There's this huge, huge
Speaker 3: raw rope over your shoulder. There's burn marks on all
Speaker 3: of your shoulder. Connected to that rope is a wagon.
Speaker 3: That wagon has all your weight on it, all your responsibilities,
Speaker 3: all the people you're responsible for, all your children, your wife,
Speaker 3: your family members, your employees, your coworkers, your friends. They
Speaker 3: all on that wagon. Man, They just sitting there. He's saying,
Speaker 3: what you gotta do is you gotta pull that wagon
Speaker 3: up the heel.
Speaker 5: Now.
Speaker 3: The only thing with it is can't nobody help you
Speaker 3: pull your wagon? You pull your wagon alone.
Speaker 2: He say.
Speaker 3: Now, what you can do along the way of pulling
Speaker 3: your wagon is you can find yourself a good wife,
Speaker 3: a good woman.
Speaker 2: He say.
Speaker 3: Now, what that woman does is she get down off
Speaker 3: the wagon. She fan you while you pull it. She
Speaker 3: put water on you while you pull it. She puts
Speaker 3: stuff in your mouth while you pull it. She kicked
Speaker 3: rocks out the weight while you pull it.
Speaker 2: But she but she pull it for you. But she
Speaker 2: is equally as important as you are on the pull
Speaker 2: the rope.
Speaker 3: He say, you hear me clearly now, young soldier, He said, nah,
Speaker 3: I got this here, he says, people on your wagon
Speaker 3: that you're responsible for. But you want the people on
Speaker 3: your wagon to help you get your wagon to the top.
Speaker 2: So what you hope is that they got their foot
Speaker 2: hanging over the side pushing, They.
Speaker 3: Got one leg over the back, or maybe both legs
Speaker 3: over the back pushing. They got they might have they
Speaker 3: butt on the wagon, but they push you with both legs.
Speaker 3: They back facing your back, maybe some of them facing
Speaker 3: you when one of them got left leg hanging over
Speaker 3: trying to push. And you hope that all them people
Speaker 3: on the wagon you pulling is back there at least
Speaker 3: trying to help the wagon get to the top of
Speaker 3: the hill.
Speaker 2: Here go your problem.
Speaker 3: Though everybody ain't pushing, Everybody ain't pulling. Ain't everybody ain't pulling,
Speaker 3: Everybody ain't kicking rocks out the way. You got some
Speaker 3: people on your wagon that's just laying on the wagon,
Speaker 3: drinking lemonade, looking at you, talking about how long it's
Speaker 3: taking you to get your wagon up to the top,
Speaker 3: looking at you, talking about why this wagon is so slow.
Speaker 3: Then when you start picking up picking up speed, they
Speaker 3: want you to pull harder, you to pull faster, you
Speaker 3: to pull more. Then they want you to throw what
Speaker 3: you then earned on the way up the hill backed
Speaker 3: on the wagon so they can have MO. But guess what,
Speaker 3: they ain't helping you get more, but they got a
Speaker 3: sense of entitlement that since you got more, they should
Speaker 3: have MO.
Speaker 2: Everybody come with you can't go with you.
Speaker 3: Sometimes you gotta kick the people off the wagon that
Speaker 3: ain't pushing and pull it and say, hey, man, I'm sorry.
Speaker 3: I thought I could do this with you, and I
Speaker 3: thought you was doing with me. But it's clear to
Speaker 3: me you ain't nothing but dead weight. And it ain't
Speaker 3: my responsibility to carry dead weight anymore. I have carried
Speaker 3: you as long as I have to carry you. You
Speaker 3: are no longer my responsibility. I'm responsible for my family,
Speaker 3: my wife, my children. I'm not responsible for you. You
Speaker 3: got to get off my wagon because I'm a man
Speaker 3: on rope. I'm on a mission, baby, I'm pulling.
Speaker 8: You're listening hard Morning show.
Speaker 3: Ladies and gentlemen, is here another day. Man, I'm glad
Speaker 3: about this one right here. You know what, if you say, man,
Speaker 3: seem like Steve glad about every day, it is because
Speaker 3: I am.
Speaker 9: Man.
Speaker 2: I wake up every day rejuvenated.
Speaker 3: Even if I wake up a little bit tired or
Speaker 3: I didn't get enough sleep, which is their case and
Speaker 3: or something like that, I still wake up whenever I
Speaker 3: get up, and I go, Man, I take advantage of
Speaker 3: being up. Man. I do some meditating. Man, I go
Speaker 3: get some quiet time before it gets started. I tell
Speaker 3: the Lord, thank you, man, And then you know, I
Speaker 3: find something I want to do myself, a little little
Speaker 3: me time in the morning. I'm just grateful that to
Speaker 3: give me that, because after that is this, and after
Speaker 3: this it is owning cracking in my life.
Speaker 2: Man.
Speaker 3: All I do all day long is make decisions. Decisions,
Speaker 3: decision decision. Mister Harvey, Can we have this, h Can
Speaker 3: we do this? Baby?
Speaker 2: Can you do this for me? That one right there? Baby?
Speaker 2: Can you do this for me?
Speaker 3: The white I got to drop everything I'm doing to
Speaker 3: do that. I don't get that, oh forget that. I'm
Speaker 3: trying to run an empire, and I got a call
Speaker 3: by some damn curtains.
Speaker 2: Why, oh, but I'm grateful though, Yes how I am.
Speaker 3: See Morning show y'all. Shirley Strawberry calling for real mouth
Speaker 3: of the South.
Speaker 5: Uh.
Speaker 3: Junior boys out today and legend that is nephew Tommy
Speaker 3: oh Man. I normally I would say, Junior, what's on
Speaker 3: your mind today? But he ain't got nothing on his
Speaker 3: mind today?
Speaker 10: This should be interesting.
Speaker 2: You know what I got?
Speaker 6: One?
Speaker 2: I got?
Speaker 6: I got what I got one for people that want
Speaker 6: to be entertainers, for people that want to be stars.
Speaker 6: You are a star. Explain I think that. I think
Speaker 6: a lot of people don't know what it takes to
Speaker 6: keep your star shining. Break keeping the light on in
Speaker 6: your star? What how much you got to put in
Speaker 6: and keep that light on? You've been to start a
Speaker 6: long time to keep that light lit that long extrain.
Speaker 6: Explain the process of what you gotta do day in
Speaker 6: and day out for that star to be as bright
Speaker 6: as you as you have it.
Speaker 2: Two parts to that.
Speaker 3: First of all, you yourself, are not the determining factor
Speaker 3: whether you become a star or not. That determination belongs
Speaker 3: to the masses, to the people. You have no control
Speaker 3: over that. You can't control how bright your star is.
Speaker 3: You can't control it that is up only to the masses.
Speaker 3: They determine who becomes stars in this world. And that
Speaker 3: got a whole lot to do with God's grace and faith.
Speaker 3: Ain't ain't no I set out to be a star
Speaker 3: and I made it. Nah Damn that ain't ain't as
Speaker 3: simple as that. No, sub Now, once you become.
Speaker 2: This star and this light is on you, you have
Speaker 2: no idea what the task in front of you is.
Speaker 3: It is daunting. It is bigger than you could ever
Speaker 3: imagined for it. There's an emmanual for it. There's an
Speaker 3: of course you can take. It is something else, and
Speaker 3: it is hard work, just like it is hard to
Speaker 3: be a supervisor, just like it's hard to be the
Speaker 3: top bus driver, the top salesman. On your job to
Speaker 3: win principle or teacher of the year, you become a
Speaker 3: target for those that are not in the life. It's
Speaker 3: hard because most people that have reached the level of
Speaker 3: importance or significance are hated by those who ain't because
Speaker 3: they can't.
Speaker 9: Come on it all right, coming up at thirty two
Speaker 9: minutes after the hour, we'll hear from the nephew yet
Speaker 9: again as he runs that frank back right after this
Speaker 9: you're listening hard morning show. All right, guys, it is
Speaker 9: time to start your morning off with the nephew and
Speaker 9: run back, prank back, nephew what you got today.
Speaker 6: With my stupidity? And listen right here, just you know
Speaker 6: this what makes me proud? This right here, this title
Speaker 6: bring my breast back, you understand. And for all of
Speaker 6: you out there, to all you men out there that
Speaker 6: have they have ball breast, you know in hen make
Speaker 6: some you know if y'all break up, you got the
Speaker 6: right to get your bread back.
Speaker 11: I'm just saying, you.
Speaker 2: Bought them, you bought them, you ought to be in
Speaker 2: hit them back? What's up calling you?
Speaker 12: What?
Speaker 9: What? What?
Speaker 5: What?
Speaker 1: What about the b b L You kind of touched
Speaker 1: on it yesterday?
Speaker 2: I ain't.
Speaker 6: I ain't never invested in No, no bbl's here. You
Speaker 6: know what I'm saying. Why sound like some rims though?
Speaker 6: Why we sound yeah?
Speaker 10: Bbs that stands for big booty Ladies, Okay?
Speaker 2: Is that what it is? B b l's.
Speaker 10: That's what That's what some people think it stands for.
Speaker 10: If I buy you a Brazilian butt lifts, that's what
Speaker 10: it's stands for.
Speaker 2: Now, if I buy a butt too, Oh come on Now,
Speaker 2: ain't all that all? That just a us a box
Speaker 2: full of stuff? There we go, let's go get hello.
Speaker 5: I'm trying to reach all of them.
Speaker 12: Yeah, this is him.
Speaker 5: Hey, you may you engaged in Madison?
Speaker 2: Right?
Speaker 5: Yes, I am.
Speaker 13: There's a problem with it or something? What's up?
Speaker 12: No?
Speaker 5: No, no, no, no, My name is Ricky.
Speaker 12: Man. Have you heard about the last person that she
Speaker 12: was engaged too, Well, she kind.
Speaker 5: Of spoke briefly about you. Well, you know what, man.
Speaker 5: First of all, let me just say this congratulations. Okay,
Speaker 5: let me let me be the first say that. Congratulations
Speaker 5: for y'all getting engaged. And I hope it work with y'all. Okay, okay,
Speaker 5: here here is why I call. Uh. We got a
Speaker 5: situation at hand that we kind of need to clear
Speaker 5: up between you and I.
Speaker 12: So what is it?
Speaker 5: Me and you got a little conversation we need to
Speaker 5: have about property? Well, we're talking about property? What property?
Speaker 13: The property we lived in? What are you talking about?
Speaker 5: This is my property?
Speaker 12: Okay, Now I'm not talking about your house or nothing
Speaker 12: like that. Oh I got some property over there that
Speaker 12: belonged to me, and I'm trying to figure out how
Speaker 12: we can reconf out a problem. Well, I'm quite sure.
Speaker 12: If it's something I can attack up whatever, you can
Speaker 12: come get it. I know, top, what do you have
Speaker 12: over here in my house that yours? Okay, the actual
Speaker 12: the actual breast that she have belonged to me, the breast.
Speaker 12: I bought her some breast and plants. Man, I ain't
Speaker 12: know nothing about no breast in plants. Okay, you may
Speaker 12: not know nothing about it, but the bottom line is
Speaker 12: I spent ten thousand dollars on some breasting plants, and
Speaker 12: I want my property.
Speaker 5: Back, buddy.
Speaker 12: Man, No, man, you're not getting back What are you
Speaker 12: talking about?
Speaker 13: Pressing plan?
Speaker 12: Ain't know nothing about that, man, Man, I understand you
Speaker 12: not knowing about it, but I'm calling you like a
Speaker 12: man explaining it to you. I'm trying to let you know.
Speaker 12: You know, I bought her some breasting plants. Now that's
Speaker 12: my property now, just like just like when it don't
Speaker 12: work out with an engagement, don't work out, you want
Speaker 12: your ring back? Well, I want my breast back. Oh no, man,
Speaker 12: if you had gave up ring, you can get that back.
Speaker 12: But just just man, what do you I mean? Come on, man,
Speaker 12: you ain't get back he man, I'm getting them back.
Speaker 12: Or I'm gonna be over there every other week being happy.
Speaker 7: With what and bought.
Speaker 12: No, No that ain't that ain't what's gonna happen. No, no,
Speaker 12: little brother, that ain't gonna happen. Now, I don't know
Speaker 12: what you're calling for about thous ten thousand dollars the
Speaker 12: breast and place you ain't getting.
Speaker 13: You come over here if you want to.
Speaker 12: When you with somebody, when you lose them, you lose
Speaker 12: every damn thing you paid for. So if you bought us,
Speaker 12: and you're dumb, it should have bought when you got married.
Speaker 12: You know what I'm saying. You should have waited then
Speaker 12: bout to them, tell them mine, I'm gonna be over here.
Speaker 12: That's what I'm gonna do with your breasts and plants.
Speaker 12: So your money was well spent.
Speaker 13: You ain't get back. Move on in your life.
Speaker 12: Hey man, if you don't tell me when and when
Speaker 12: when I'm supposed to buytop, I buy someone? I feel
Speaker 12: like what the bottom line is the them breasts belong
Speaker 12: to me. Now, No, they're gonna want We're gonna somebody
Speaker 12: gonna pay me ten thousand dollars.
Speaker 5: One way or the yether.
Speaker 12: Oh no, no, you ain't getting nothing back here. Man,
Speaker 12: you got to move on with your life. Man, when
Speaker 12: y'all broke up, y'all wasn't together. No motive left with us.
Speaker 12: She walked away with him. Man, that's it. That's over.
Speaker 7: I'm something.
Speaker 12: Let me say something of you. Man, I'm coming over there.
Speaker 12: I'm coming over there and have a conversation with Madison
Speaker 12: or bout this, because that's who evidently I need to
Speaker 12: talk to. No, you're not talking to nobody over here.
Speaker 12: You're talking to me like you say, man, the man,
Speaker 12: I'm letting you know. Man, you're lost. You're lost. Man,
Speaker 12: you don't get nothing. I've even get my number. You
Speaker 12: get my Let me get your number so I can
Speaker 12: call you back when she on no way home. My
Speaker 12: number on the break, that number on the brush, ten
Speaker 12: thousand dollars, that's your number.
Speaker 5: Yeah, okay, Well I'm gonna check it.
Speaker 12: I'm gonna show check it, and I'm gonna look at
Speaker 12: it every.
Speaker 13: Day because you ain't getting nothing back, brother than mine.
Speaker 5: You're lost.
Speaker 12: Man, it's over. Let me ask you this, man. Have
Speaker 12: you even bought the ring for Madison yet?
Speaker 7: Yeah?
Speaker 12: About the ring?
Speaker 13: That's what you do when you get engaged, that the
Speaker 13: ring is bought. Brother, Why do you worry I much?
Speaker 12: Ring? Call bout eight nine thousand dollars. That's nice ring.
Speaker 12: See the breath calls morn in the damn ring. You're
Speaker 12: a cheatless man, man, Hugh Man, I mean I haven't
Speaker 12: bought the ring you're talking about. Look, dude, she's going
Speaker 12: then brush. Ain't your us no more? Man, you don't
Speaker 12: get back here. If it was a wing, a pair
Speaker 12: of shoes or something, I eat that back.
Speaker 2: So what now?
Speaker 12: What not?
Speaker 5: Hey? Man? All I'm gonna say is this here. I'm
Speaker 5: gonna come on over there and have a conversation with
Speaker 5: Madison about my breast because the breast bloss to me.
Speaker 5: You're not coming over here and getting nothing. She ain't
Speaker 5: even here, But you can bring.
Speaker 13: Your over here. You come over here with your chest
Speaker 13: pushed out them and push it back in for your brother.
Speaker 5: Jahn't I got two breaths over there?
Speaker 12: You tell them that five thousand.
Speaker 5: Dollars I want both of them.
Speaker 12: Man, Look, you ain't getting the excuse you you call
Speaker 12: every girl friend you break up with wanting back. I
Speaker 12: call the ones that I'm out and bought breast for.
Speaker 13: Thank you.
Speaker 12: That's a good damn wedding gift.
Speaker 13: I guess.
Speaker 12: Hey, man, don't let me tell you something. Don't you
Speaker 12: touch my damn breast?
Speaker 2: You mean?
Speaker 5: Man?
Speaker 13: Look here, man, I don't know who they?
Speaker 5: Hell man, hey, you even.
Speaker 12: Get on my line?
Speaker 5: Man? Who is this?
Speaker 12: I'm the person that own the breast?
Speaker 7: Do you know who this in here?
Speaker 12: You don't know nothing over here? Man, you didn't took
Speaker 12: the loss on there. Brother, you ain't took a straight
Speaker 12: loss on there.
Speaker 5: Man.
Speaker 13: You got me step fighting? Who is this?
Speaker 12: Man?
Speaker 13: You lost your man calling my phone?
Speaker 12: I'm gonna tell you right now who it's your pot? Now?
Speaker 5: Yeah, I want who is this?
Speaker 12: This is nephew Thomas, Steve Harby Morning Show. Your girl
Speaker 12: Madison got me to brankfall.
Speaker 13: Oh man, boy, you ain't.
Speaker 12: It's cold, but you where you?
Speaker 5: Cold?
Speaker 14: Man?
Speaker 13: Thank somebody but them?
Speaker 12: Is they real? Her?
Speaker 5: Here?
Speaker 12: I know you're supped to know what you married. I
Speaker 12: don't know why you.
Speaker 5: Know?
Speaker 12: I'm still what you talking about?
Speaker 5: You bust man? You still got me messed up? Real
Speaker 5: all fake You sound like.
Speaker 13: That boy, y'all cold man, y'all y'all need to stop that. Man,
Speaker 13: But I listened to you last people. You gotta laugh
Speaker 13: myself I never thought I'd get.
Speaker 12: Got Hey, what's the baddest radio show man?
Speaker 13: Steve Harvin Money Show? That's the truth?
Speaker 12: You got me good Man? You got me good Man?
Speaker 9: Coming up next, it is asked to c l O,
Speaker 9: you're listening hard morning show. Time out for ask the
Speaker 9: c l O Chief Love Officer Steve Harvey is in
Speaker 9: the building. This one, Steve CLO is from Marissa in
Speaker 9: Los Angeles. She says, my thirty three year old brother
Speaker 9: got out of jail after serving a nine year sentence
Speaker 9: and he's staying with me. He's looking for a job
Speaker 9: during the day, but in his spare time, he sits
Speaker 9: in my front He sits in my front of my
Speaker 9: condo building, enjoying fresh air, smoking a cigarette. He's tried
Speaker 9: to hustle up some income by going door to door
Speaker 9: asking my neighbors to wash their cars. Yesterday, I got
Speaker 9: an anonymous note on my door saying, my brother makes
Speaker 9: the residence feel uneasy.
Speaker 10: Is it because my brother and I are the only
Speaker 10: blacks in the building? She wants to know Clo.
Speaker 2: Yeah, well, yeah, what you're thinking about?
Speaker 3: You get a note at your house because he's sitting
Speaker 3: on steps smoking cigarette.
Speaker 2: He made it ease. But he going dough to door
Speaker 2: asking people. He can't do that.
Speaker 3: Now, what your brother need to do is go down
Speaker 3: to the car wash and get the job. Get a
Speaker 3: job at the car wash, stuff like that. They don't
Speaker 3: do no background checks at the car wash. I've never
Speaker 3: seen the car wash did a background check. He need
Speaker 3: to go down there, you know, and and and and
Speaker 3: take a shot. I appreciate him all. What he do
Speaker 3: is he go up to the church and solicit from
Speaker 3: the church. He got car detail company, you know, get
Speaker 3: him some buckets and stuff and start washing cars that way.
Speaker 3: But if you're going around this white neighborhood which you asked,
Speaker 3: with this tank top on, with this cigarette danger out
Speaker 3: the corner and your lift and a rag on your head,
Speaker 3: you're gonna get flagged. I'm telling you right now, this
Speaker 3: racial profile and all damn day long. I'll tell you
Speaker 3: what his ass better not to ring my damn doough
Speaker 3: bell talking about my car. So is it because you black?
Speaker 3: Absolutely and you know it right, go down to the
Speaker 3: black church and start there.
Speaker 1: Okay, all right?
Speaker 10: I like that advice.
Speaker 9: Yeah, Kimberly and Montgomery says, I'm divorced and living with
Speaker 9: my ex until he recovers from knee surgery. He's been
Speaker 9: on his best behavior, and he compliments me on my cooking,
Speaker 9: which is a first. I wish he was this nice
Speaker 9: when we were married. Friday night, I went out with
Speaker 9: my girls and had more than a few drinks. I
Speaker 9: went home and there he was, lying.
Speaker 11: On his back.
Speaker 9: I took advantage of him, and he let me. He's
Speaker 9: all googly eyed now, thinking we're getting back together. I
Speaker 9: still don't want them. I just wanted sex. How can
Speaker 9: I get out of this?
Speaker 2: Oh that's cold?
Speaker 8: What huh?
Speaker 3: You went out, had some drinks, he laying on his back,
Speaker 3: took you slept with your ex husband.
Speaker 2: How can you get out of this? I don't know.
Speaker 9: You know, because she did that, he thinks they're getting
Speaker 9: back together.
Speaker 3: I would think so too. Hell, Hell, what you want
Speaker 3: me to think? You come in the house from Friday.
Speaker 3: I'm laying up here. You know something wrong with my knee?
Speaker 2: You jump on me?
Speaker 3: Well, you know I can't do nothing on my knee.
Speaker 3: So now all I'm doing is I'm on my back.
Speaker 3: So now we already know how this what position?
Speaker 6: This was?
Speaker 3: So now you done jumped on me? I'm up for it. Hello,
Speaker 3: being part in the pun and now all of a sudden,
Speaker 3: you know you genuine now what you want me to do? Yeah,
Speaker 3: I'm thinking we're back together. How can you get out
Speaker 3: of this? I don't know and really don't give a damn.
Speaker 9: Next question, Sonia and Messis says, I'm fifty and my
Speaker 9: husband is ten years older. I Am not trying to
Speaker 9: sound insensitive, but he's acting like an old man. He
Speaker 9: takes all types of supplements, and we have a humidifier
Speaker 9: in our room, so the whole room smells like eucalyptus.
Speaker 10: Nightly.
Speaker 9: He blows his nose and handkerchiefs that stay in his pockets,
Speaker 9: and when I take our clothes to the I have
Speaker 9: to pull the handkerchiefs out.
Speaker 10: He's changed into my grandpa and I can't take it. Clo,
Speaker 10: you don't act like an old man. Can you give
Speaker 10: me advice for my husband?
Speaker 3: Well, let me tell you so. Okay, I'm sixty four.
Speaker 3: I stopped carrying handkerchiefs years ago. But if he got
Speaker 3: signed us, he got a problem. Now, this supplement you're
Speaker 3: talking about is to keep him healthy. I take a
Speaker 3: lot of supplements, I tell you right now. My peel
Speaker 3: pack in the morning and my peel pack in the run.
Speaker 3: I praise God for this dough. Thank God.
Speaker 2: I'm on no prescription drugs. I thank God for that
Speaker 2: all the time. Praise God.
Speaker 3: I got off high blood pressure medicine and all that
Speaker 3: fixed that with died and exercise, So I thank God
Speaker 3: for that. Now, with that said, I do take supplements
Speaker 3: and a lot of them, and so do you. But
Speaker 3: see what didn't happen is you tied of his ass.
Speaker 3: So see, I don't care what he do right, See
Speaker 3: when you now he noted damn humidifying the room, smell
Speaker 3: like you can lift this all? Now, who don't like that?
Speaker 3: I ain't like he got being gay, open up or
Speaker 3: dons laying around? You know, vis he got eucalyptus. You
Speaker 3: know he trying to but maybe he got a little something.
Speaker 2: You just tired of it. You've been in the house
Speaker 2: in COVID locked up, y'all ain't been nowhere. That's all
Speaker 2: it is.
Speaker 10: What should she do? Just be a little more patient,
Speaker 10: you're saying.
Speaker 3: I mean, come on out, you know, and now if
Speaker 3: you want to do something else, you know, go in
Speaker 3: there and have that discussion with it. But don't leave
Speaker 3: somebody because y'all going through a down period. Sit down
Speaker 3: and have a talk. Tell him about the things you
Speaker 3: concerned with. See, he might have some concerns, see because
Speaker 3: you ain't all that either though all the see, no,
Speaker 3: listen to me, no what I try to help people. Look,
Speaker 3: if you sit down and talk about each other's concerns,
Speaker 3: you might find that he might have some concerns too.
Speaker 3: It's what I'm saying.
Speaker 8: I get what you're seeing.
Speaker 2: It take two people to have a problem.
Speaker 1: But she's saying, he six, that's what Yeah, pretty much?
Speaker 3: Okay, But let me ask you a question, though, Does
Speaker 3: he have a reason to be Has he lost his
Speaker 3: sexiness towards you because you lost yours towards him?
Speaker 2: Could that be the issue?
Speaker 3: I don't know, but I'm saying if you all sit
Speaker 3: down and talk, you may find out that maybe something's
Speaker 3: causing him to feel this way. And y'all need to
Speaker 3: just reignite the spark that y'all once had. You know,
Speaker 3: y'all need some date nights, need to dress up, get
Speaker 3: out the house.
Speaker 4: You know.
Speaker 2: All right? Yeah, all right, don't you plug all them
Speaker 2: old ass machines and.
Speaker 10: Every listening.
Speaker 2: Show.
Speaker 10: All right, come on, Junior time for truth to be told.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm sure listen. Yeah, family, I want to say something.
Speaker 4: This is this is very important because I know this
Speaker 4: is happened to everybody. Troopy told people who are allergic
Speaker 4: to food need to eat with other people who are
Speaker 4: allergic to food.
Speaker 11: But if you allergic to eggs, you know people who
Speaker 11: are allergic to.
Speaker 4: Food, food food allergy. Yeah, you need to eat with
Speaker 4: other people with food out of I'm tired of this.
Speaker 4: Look heard the ball say something. Don't wait till we
Speaker 4: get to the restaurant. I didn't order my plate. Get
Speaker 4: here and you say I can't eat fish?
Speaker 11: Okay?
Speaker 4: Where was all this information on the way till the
Speaker 4: restaurant before we got there?
Speaker 11: You could have been saying, so we.
Speaker 4: Can pass six other restaurants, not in order, I can't
Speaker 4: even stand the smell of fish. Or we'll get your
Speaker 4: EpiPen out because we were about to eat.
Speaker 11: I'm not finished. I'm nowhere else, get your head out
Speaker 11: to stick yourself.
Speaker 4: I'm sore because I ain't got time to be driving
Speaker 4: you all my gas and feed you. Why would to
Speaker 4: keep changing.
Speaker 11: Restaurants because you allergic to fish? I'm fine with fish. Secondly,
Speaker 11: so they can't sit across from something, you know something,
Speaker 11: they can't smell it. They can't be around there and
Speaker 11: be around all of a sudden he's.
Speaker 1: Send them in the shock.
Speaker 11: I always wonder why you was twitching over there. I
Speaker 11: ain't no something letting me know.
Speaker 4: Secondly, stop asking people what's in it?
Speaker 11: Okay, we don't get stup everything in it.
Speaker 2: You can't keep coming.
Speaker 4: Out every time to take you so well, what's in that?
Speaker 4: When y'all asked me, you just ain't gonna eat it
Speaker 4: because you just need to eat with other people who
Speaker 4: are allergic to food.
Speaker 11: I see everything you time trying to please you.
Speaker 5: I like that. I like it.
Speaker 2: Turn the right man.
Speaker 3: They should have organizations they need food allergy, especially if
Speaker 3: people that's allergic to peanuts.
Speaker 11: Yeah, they can't eat nothing. The whole plane can't get
Speaker 11: no peanuts.
Speaker 12: Yeah.
Speaker 3: I was on the plane one time take off and
Speaker 3: I'm sitting in third class, and all of a sudden,
Speaker 3: the dude opened up that side door where the caterer
Speaker 3: come in and got to taking stuff out.
Speaker 2: And we were already ready to pull off.
Speaker 3: Come to find out, lady and got on the plane
Speaker 3: with a little boy that's allergic to peanuts and nuts.
Speaker 3: He has a nut allergy. Yeah, so they came in
Speaker 3: and took all the nuts off the plane. What so
Speaker 3: now I'm I'm because I'm hungry. I'm waiting on my
Speaker 3: little bowl of hot mixed nuts. They then took all
Speaker 3: the nuts off the plane. So they doing this, I
Speaker 3: don't really pay no attention. So the lady come around
Speaker 3: taking your order what you want, and I said, I
Speaker 3: like that. I said, could I please just ahead of
Speaker 3: time get the mixed nuts? And really, oh, mister Harvy,
Speaker 3: I'm so sorry that was the delay. We had to
Speaker 3: take all the nuts off the plane. There's a little
Speaker 3: boy on the plane that has a severe nut allergy. Okay,
Speaker 3: well wait a minute, hold what they got to do
Speaker 3: with the other one hundred and fifty No, no, no, no, no, wait,
Speaker 3: his little sick ass can't fly. You got one hundred
Speaker 3: of the other people on here got a ticket. We
Speaker 3: can't hand no damn nuts because little old Thorpe is
Speaker 3: in the back and hear, yeah, you know some of
Speaker 3: the rich ass named Bradley one of them little boys
Speaker 3: in the back.
Speaker 1: Because he can't eat nuts, he can't have none.
Speaker 2: He can't even smell nuts.
Speaker 1: Well, you don't need to be on the plane.
Speaker 2: Then how you function in life like that? You're gonna
Speaker 2: pass by somebody eating some nuts. I got some nuts.
Speaker 3: I mean there's people with some really bad nuts out
Speaker 3: of the being. Oh yeah, I ain't really tripping on that.
Speaker 3: Just if you gonna get on the plane. You can't
Speaker 3: have her take all the damn nuts off.
Speaker 1: No, you can't do that because he can't smell nuts, right.
Speaker 11: So wow, he can't smell no one.
Speaker 3: Now if you sit next to him and you open
Speaker 3: up nuts, he has allergic reaction. We need to put
Speaker 3: his ass in a bubble, his ass a little astro
Speaker 3: suit so he can go live a little half hand
Speaker 3: life that you can't even go to the ice cream
Speaker 3: truck as a boy because her half the stuff in
Speaker 3: there got a nut on it. Honey, buddies, Man, you
Speaker 3: can't go down to the store the candy County. You're
Speaker 3: about to throw off patty sitting up to sitting up
Speaker 3: in here.
Speaker 1: Man, you know what to though? At Tasha school, you can't.
Speaker 1: You can't seen kids to school with nuts and the snacks.
Speaker 15: They are real strict rules on all that at school
Speaker 15: of what your kid can eat and have at school.
Speaker 1: What your own child can have. You can't have all
Speaker 1: that because the kid might be allergic to it.
Speaker 6: My wife Jackie, had a relative come back for Thanksgiving
Speaker 6: and say they some little girls an allergic to nuts.
Speaker 2: And but what did y'all Friday turkey? And I said,
Speaker 2: peanut off.
Speaker 10: Wow, she can't have.
Speaker 2: Said I don't eat the damn ticket cut house and
Speaker 2: the HM. I'm not changing though. Man. We are with
Speaker 2: a partner.
Speaker 3: We finished golfing. We going to the crab shack. This
Speaker 3: U crab shack.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he ain't saying nothing, talking about heat on each
Speaker 2: shelle fish?
Speaker 11: What hell you think?
Speaker 2: Where do you think? We asked, why do you walk
Speaker 2: in the ground? So now he had that trying to
Speaker 2: ask for something else. He ain't got nothing.
Speaker 10: Now crabs.
Speaker 2: They take him. I can shill, they can do that
Speaker 2: for you, But ass is eating crab.
Speaker 11: We're not going nowhere else.
Speaker 2: I said, doung, Are you for real?
Speaker 5: Man?
Speaker 3: You know I didn't even really know the guy. He
Speaker 3: just went with us, and I'm gonna go with you guys. Man,
Speaker 3: guys are so funny. Okay, we sitting up in there, man,
Speaker 3: we all and I got three pounds of crabs.
Speaker 2: I'm ready to go, give me the bill. Yeah, I'm
Speaker 2: there talking. We outside, we got cigars or it's only crack.
Speaker 3: Literally his ass sitting up in here. I didn't like
Speaker 3: nothing about him. He didn't smoke cigars and his ass
Speaker 3: couldn't he shell?
Speaker 10: So you didn't like him.
Speaker 2: I tell you right now me and you will not
Speaker 2: be free.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you better take your EpiPen, hold it to your
Speaker 4: nick like you a hostel.
Speaker 6: Because so let me ask you this. What happens to
Speaker 6: them when they get around the stuff. What what kind
Speaker 6: of reaction can close up?
Speaker 8: They can break out eyes? Yeah, I mean it just depends.
Speaker 3: Some of it's severely Yeah, yeah, some of it's really
Speaker 3: See this joke we write named about this.
Speaker 11: It ain't buy None of them.
Speaker 10: Don't say nothing when Tommy asked as usual.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, we're talking about the ones that don't say
Speaker 3: I ain't say nothing. We all get on the plane.
Speaker 3: Now now we find out. Did little boy a little
Speaker 3: nutty in the back can't Yeah, I done bought a
Speaker 3: pay day.
Speaker 2: In the line, but they d nutted the flame. I
Speaker 2: took it all off. Can I tell you he can?
Speaker 2: I tell y'all payday and we'll be back.
Speaker 10: You're listening.
Speaker 8: Morning show.
Speaker 9: It's time now for would you rather? Would you rather
Speaker 9: say your ex's name during sex? Or your wife's best
Speaker 9: friend's name during sex?
Speaker 2: You better say that X. I don't think you better
Speaker 2: say that best friend?
Speaker 12: Man?
Speaker 2: What you're saying that?
Speaker 1: Like you anticipated on your hands.
Speaker 2: I'm scared. I don't know.
Speaker 9: Come on, newlywed, let's go with the newly weed first.
Speaker 9: But you got newly with either one?
Speaker 11: Y'all better be be at my funeral on Thursday.
Speaker 9: I can't what I'm gonna go with the with the egg? Yeah,
Speaker 9: go with the X instead. Yeah, come on, mister quiet
Speaker 9: man X or wife's best friend's name?
Speaker 2: Hello, I'd rather pull my tongue out and throw it
Speaker 2: in the track.
Speaker 9: Wait, I thought you were frozen at first. It took
Speaker 9: me so long as that question.
Speaker 2: That that question did freeze me.
Speaker 1: So you can't answer.
Speaker 8: You can't pay?
Speaker 11: Would you rather?
Speaker 10: You can't do it?
Speaker 6: The ex dog or the or the wife's best friends?
Speaker 12: Hard?
Speaker 1: I think we've sopped them, surely.
Speaker 10: Yeah for the first time.
Speaker 2: Next question, that's just all right question?
Speaker 11: I know not to get in that, all right?
Speaker 2: Would you rather be.
Speaker 10: You rather listen to this one?
Speaker 12: Now?
Speaker 9: Would you rather be the plus one in a couple's threesome, okay,
Speaker 9: or have a threesome with your significant other and you
Speaker 9: bring in the third.
Speaker 2: I just got married, I'm telling you getting these. Damn,
Speaker 2: I don't even understand what that question is. What's to
Speaker 2: say it again?
Speaker 1: Okay?
Speaker 9: Would you okay? Would you rather be the plus one
Speaker 9: and a couple's threesome? Or would you have a threesome
Speaker 9: with your significant other and then you bring in the third.
Speaker 2: Either way, it's just.
Speaker 5: You.
Speaker 10: Guys are just regular people when it comes to.
Speaker 2: You're talking about, now there's threesome?
Speaker 5: Is these?
Speaker 10: What did you say?
Speaker 2: I'd rather be the third person in the random?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Okay, but it would have to be a couple.
Speaker 11: So you're doing.
Speaker 3: You're going with a Yeah, with the beautiful lesbian couple. Yeah, okay,
Speaker 3: I don't even care if they don't like me. I'm
Speaker 3: fine with that. Yes, okay, thank you, I have some
Speaker 3: pop corn.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm with the boys on this one. I'm going
Speaker 2: with a Okay, Yeah, we're gonna be that little plus
Speaker 2: one on the couple.
Speaker 3: Like I said, I ain't got it. You ain't even
Speaker 3: got to want me. You ain't got to be attracted
Speaker 3: to me or nothing. If you just sit over there,
Speaker 3: just fine. I don't like his hair, Okay, I can
Speaker 3: shave it.
Speaker 10: Today's roundup? Would you rather you're listening?
Speaker 2: Show?
Speaker 9: All right, guys, listen up. Here's a good one for
Speaker 9: you at social media. Question we found on our Facebook page.
Speaker 9: What if before dating someone new? And I know you
Speaker 9: guys are married, but you needed two different references from
Speaker 9: exes even if you're before you got married. How about
Speaker 9: that you needed two different references from your exes. Here's
Speaker 9: the question. Which of your exes would be your two
Speaker 9: references and why?
Speaker 1: And what would they say?
Speaker 10: What do you think they say?
Speaker 1: Come on here, junior face, let's go.
Speaker 11: No, we're not doing none of my exes.
Speaker 4: But we can't go is back to vacation, Bible school
Speaker 4: and get somebody out of there.
Speaker 1: Don't get it in my don't as a reference.
Speaker 11: As a reference, you need somebody who was in church
Speaker 11: to talk about school.
Speaker 2: I tell you both of my references was from the
Speaker 2: fifth grade.
Speaker 1: All right, Well, let's hear what they would.
Speaker 2: Say about me? Would he showed so much promise and
Speaker 2: he was trying to overcome.
Speaker 1: A stuffer and he was determined, just glowing.
Speaker 2: Steve and just blowing, and just the way he wore
Speaker 2: his older brother's clothes.
Speaker 3: It was just fascinating, the way he would double wrap
Speaker 3: his belt around his thin, frailed, the underdeveloped body, and
Speaker 3: his ability to cut out cardboard the shape of his
Speaker 3: shoe and stick it in there so you never even
Speaker 3: knew that the bottom of his shoes had holes in it.
Speaker 10: He was just amazing.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he was. He was really.
Speaker 3: I always if girl, if you ever get a chair
Speaker 3: his sliding boys skills he this boy could. He would
Speaker 3: go up to the top of the step and jump
Speaker 3: halfway down the slide board for his butt even hit it,
Speaker 3: and then bes fly up in the air laying on
Speaker 3: his feet.
Speaker 2: You should always knew he was gonna be something.
Speaker 11: Been on this earth for sixty three years.
Speaker 15: In the reference from your exes, we're going back to
Speaker 15: when you were ten.
Speaker 1: Great, Yeah.
Speaker 10: You think that's something. Okay, tell me what about you?
Speaker 10: You think that was something from from uncle?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 11: What about you?
Speaker 10: Tell me your axes? What would they say? Who would
Speaker 10: they be?
Speaker 2: Come on, Uh, I'm so scared right now. I shirt
Speaker 2: I'm married. I'm just scar.
Speaker 6: Ever show I know, but I found out earlier this
Speaker 6: week she've been listening all week.
Speaker 2: I'm just I'm scared of my damn mouth.
Speaker 10: Right now, Jackie, we love you, Jackie.
Speaker 2: I'll tell you what they said because I knew.
Speaker 3: All the okay, oh please, yeah, you know, yes, girls,
Speaker 3: I would, I would recommend him.
Speaker 2: You know, he he he kept all his promises. You know,
Speaker 2: he said he would never leave me. He did. Now
Speaker 2: I got rid of him. Uh he said that, you know.
Speaker 2: Think the thing about it.
Speaker 3: I mean, he's very much the same today as he was.
Speaker 3: Then he has to let money affect him. He ain't
Speaker 3: let money affect him. He was stupid, then he's still stupid.
Speaker 13: You know.
Speaker 11: I missed that part.
Speaker 3: Then, you know the most obvious one is I mean, look,
Speaker 3: he had the same size shoe, he the same height.
Speaker 2: This is a person who's never changed.
Speaker 11: Yes, yeah, what would big Honey say? Big Honey had
Speaker 11: to be.
Speaker 15: Now let me tell you, I don't know who big
Speaker 15: Honey is. She was one of Tommy's ex.
Speaker 3: Girlfriend on her honey on her back, her tattoo was
Speaker 3: a slab of ribs.
Speaker 11: And you used to call him big Do you remember Kiwe?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 3: I remember Keewe's tattoo on her back was ice cream Sunday,
Speaker 3: not the fruit, not the kW no, the whole Sunday.
Speaker 2: Oh, big honey, man, god boy, I had was boy handled.
Speaker 11: Remember Kiwi shut hand?
Speaker 2: Oh man, big honey, sons jumped on me.
Speaker 1: I'm saying, you're not gonna bring up your whooped.
Speaker 2: My ass in front of the house man. Yep. And
Speaker 2: you up to eight and nine, you old woke.
Speaker 3: Steve.
Speaker 7: You tell it all, don't you?
Speaker 1: Coming up next to the nephew with the press.
Speaker 8: Phone call like you're listening.
Speaker 9: Morning show coming up at the top of the hour,
Speaker 9: right about four minutes after. It's my strawberry left here
Speaker 9: for today subject. He's got the sugar, but he's not
Speaker 9: being sweet right now though, the nephew in the building
Speaker 9: with today's prank phone call.
Speaker 10: What you got for its nest?
Speaker 2: The sex is too loud?
Speaker 1: Is too loud?
Speaker 2: Hello, it's too loud. Let's go catch off?
Speaker 5: Is loud? Hello? Hello, I'm trying to reach.
Speaker 7: Uh uh, you have the wrong number. This is his
Speaker 7: wife though, Can I help you?
Speaker 2: Uh?
Speaker 5: Yes, ma'am.
Speaker 12: I'm calling you from the front desk here at the
Speaker 12: at the Hilton Hotel, and I'm called the the room
Speaker 12: a few times. And you guys you guys have an answered,
Speaker 12: So we actually went a little.
Speaker 5: Further and got the number that's connected with the credit card,
Speaker 5: and uh, you know, I wouldn't be calling your number
Speaker 5: like this. But the people are complaining about you guys
Speaker 5: on the floor now, you guys are staying on and
Speaker 5: they're saying that the sex is to the sex is
Speaker 5: too loud coming from you.
Speaker 7: Wait, wait a minute, what'd you say?
Speaker 12: The people are on the u all's floor saying that
Speaker 12: the sex is too loud coming from you and your
Speaker 12: husband's way?
Speaker 7: What the is going on here? I am at home
Speaker 7: and that mother is out of town. So what are
Speaker 7: you saying to me?
Speaker 12: Uh?
Speaker 5: Did I get you to hold off?
Speaker 12: Sure, that's just that's just.
Speaker 14: This is his wife on the phone right now. But
Speaker 14: she said she's at home. That's what she's telling me.
Speaker 14: She's telling me she's at home, but she's not upstairs. No,
Speaker 14: she's not upstairs.
Speaker 12: Eevidility is a big content? What am I supposed to
Speaker 12: play to it?
Speaker 5: Okay? Okay, ma'am, yes, okay, Well I'm sorry. What's your
Speaker 5: name again?
Speaker 7: Dominique?
Speaker 5: Okay, Dominique. You know what, we won't worry about it.
Speaker 5: We'll fix it.
Speaker 7: What do you mean, don't worry about it. He just
Speaker 7: called me to tell me that basically, my husband is
Speaker 7: having sex with someone at the hotel. And now you're
Speaker 7: acting like I'm just supposed to act like this didn't happen. Hello.
Speaker 5: Yeah, and I.
Speaker 7: Did hear you talking to the background? You heard who
Speaker 7: I heard you?
Speaker 14: Okay?
Speaker 12: Hold on? Hold on you hold on again? Please?
Speaker 7: Uh? Where are you at? Which is this? Which hotel
Speaker 7: is this?
Speaker 12: Just hold on for a second. Man, I didn't hit
Speaker 12: the mute, but I didn't hit the whole butty, no,
Speaker 12: she heard everything we were talking to.
Speaker 7: I don't know.
Speaker 12: What am I.
Speaker 5: Supposed to say to it.
Speaker 12: The guy won't answer the phone, and it's noise coming
Speaker 12: from the room all day. All right, Hello, yeah, Okay, Dominique,
Speaker 12: This Dominique. I want to apologize. We thought we were called.
Speaker 7: My apology is not going to do it. I can
Speaker 7: solve the problem for you. What's your address? Tell me
Speaker 7: your address.
Speaker 5: I'm not at liberty to give that information.
Speaker 7: This is some book, some real books. Can you put
Speaker 7: your manager on the phone or something?
Speaker 12: I mean, religion is actually in a meeting right now.
Speaker 2: I don't.
Speaker 5: Denique. I just want to say I just I truly apologize.
Speaker 5: I mean, I thought I was calling the person that
Speaker 5: was in the room.
Speaker 7: I'm really really I don't know what to say if
Speaker 7: there is nothing to say, unless you're going to give
Speaker 7: me your address right now, so I could be on
Speaker 7: my way over there.
Speaker 12: What city are you in?
Speaker 7: Don't worry about where I'm at. I can get to
Speaker 7: you and his You know what, I'm going to call
Speaker 7: this mother myself and he better wait wait a minute,
Speaker 7: your whole situation okay, right now?
Speaker 12: Okay, but well you wait because you're gonna mess right
Speaker 12: I'm gonna lose my job.
Speaker 7: About your job right now? Bro, you told me that
Speaker 7: my husband is some other in your hotel? Do you
Speaker 7: think I care?
Speaker 5: So?
Speaker 7: What's your address?
Speaker 13: Though?
Speaker 7: I can see all my.
Speaker 12: Way Okay, okay, okay, let me just call him. No no, no, no,
Speaker 12: my manager, My manager coming down now.
Speaker 7: Your manager is available? How convenient?
Speaker 5: Okay, So I don't talk.
Speaker 7: I don't want to talk about your manager.
Speaker 5: Okay. I thought you wanted to talk to the manager.
Speaker 7: I'm pissed off right now. So either you're gonna give
Speaker 7: me your address.
Speaker 5: Can I put this is my manager, Tommy? Can I
Speaker 5: put Tommy on the phone?
Speaker 12: Sure, hey, Dominique, Yes, this is something.
Speaker 7: Okay, Tommy, what's going on? Your worker called me to
Speaker 7: tell me that my husband was having sex in your
Speaker 7: hotel too loud? And I asked this address and he
Speaker 7: won't give it to me. And I'm on my way
Speaker 7: down there, and I'm about to call my husband since
Speaker 7: he won't answer your call. And I did hear him
Speaker 7: talking to you in the background?
Speaker 5: Okay? Well did you hear who he was talking to? No?
Speaker 7: I didn't.
Speaker 5: Okay, he was talking to me. But do you know
Speaker 5: who I am?
Speaker 12: No?
Speaker 7: I don't and I don't really care.
Speaker 5: But do you know Tommy at all?
Speaker 7: Do I know Tommy?
Speaker 5: No? Do you know tom No?
Speaker 12: Okay, do you know nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey
Speaker 12: Morning Show?
Speaker 2: Do you.
Speaker 7: Kitty? How to hear you? That's after Tommy. I don't
Speaker 7: like I'm not your friend right now, Tommy, and I
Speaker 7: don't like you anymore.
Speaker 12: I just want you, Oh, come on telling me, come.
Speaker 7: On stay funny. It's not funny, Tommy.
Speaker 12: It's really okay, all right, I'm want to get off
Speaker 12: the phone. And were on bad turns now we got
Speaker 12: to get back. We got you on good terms when
Speaker 12: we got off the phone.
Speaker 5: Okay, come on, last laugh with me, baby? Please?
Speaker 7: Well I don't know if you be laughing if somebody
Speaker 7: cause you with this, but okay, I would Yo.
Speaker 5: You have a sister. Your sister's name is Lydia. Am
Speaker 5: I right? Yes, Lydia is who got me to pray?
Speaker 5: Phone call you baby?
Speaker 7: Oh okay, it's it's really going down now. I got
Speaker 7: something for you at her, So let's keep you in
Speaker 7: the streets.
Speaker 5: Tommy, okay, let me ask you this though before you go,
Speaker 5: Please give me this. What's the baddest radio show in
Speaker 5: the land?
Speaker 7: Come on, Sonny Money, let me ask you know Steve
Speaker 7: Harvey and that's your Tommy. You know what, Tommy? You
Speaker 7: used to be my favorite, but now I'm really to Steve.
Speaker 7: You could kiss my.
Speaker 2: Come on, sex is too loud, That's all. I wanted
Speaker 2: to have said this before, but you need this one.
Speaker 2: Just bring it down.
Speaker 11: You ain't sex.
Speaker 10: We'll get into the Strawberry Letter coming up right after this.
Speaker 8: You're listening.
Speaker 10: Morning show time now for today's Strawberry Letter.
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Speaker 2: Hold on tight.
Speaker 5: We got it for you here.
Speaker 10: It is.
Speaker 9: Subject He's got the sugar, but he's not being sweet,
Speaker 9: all right, Jay.
Speaker 10: Listen up. Dear Steve and Shirley.
Speaker 9: My husband and I are in our late thirties and
Speaker 9: we've been together for almost twenty years. We have four children,
Speaker 9: and we always had a robust sex life until two
Speaker 9: years ago, when everything changed. My husband gradually lost interest
Speaker 9: in sex, and whenever we try, he would stop in
Speaker 9: the middle of it and tell me he was tired.
Speaker 10: I had no.
Speaker 9: Idea what was wrong with him, and I started to
Speaker 9: think that he wasn't attracted to me anymore. One night,
Speaker 9: when he told me no to sex, I started crying.
Speaker 9: He finally came clean and admitted that he was diagnosed
Speaker 9: with type two diabetes and it affected his ability to perform.
Speaker 10: He didn't want to tell.
Speaker 9: Me because he knew I would make him eat healthier
Speaker 9: meals and stop drinking.
Speaker 10: I was mad as heck that he kept something like
Speaker 10: this from me. After I found out about it.
Speaker 9: He refused to change his bad lifestyle choices, so now
Speaker 9: he has a rectile dysfunction because of all the medicine.
Speaker 9: Because of all his medicine, I've been suffering in a
Speaker 9: sexless marriage for the past two years. I'm miserable without sex,
Speaker 9: and I told him he is being selfish. All he
Speaker 9: has to do is put down the fried chicken, sweet
Speaker 9: potato pie and the bourbon and coke and we might
Speaker 9: be able to have sex again. He is oblivious to
Speaker 9: my needs, and I'm growing more and more angry by
Speaker 9: the day. I have been a faithful woman for twenty years,
Speaker 9: but I can't go another month without releasing some of
Speaker 9: this sexual tension. I'm thinking about cheating, and I have
Speaker 9: someone in mind that is willing to help me out.
Speaker 10: I don't feel bad about it either.
Speaker 9: Before I do the unthinkable, how can I get my
Speaker 9: husband to fix his health and fix our sex life?
Speaker 10: Please help?
Speaker 1: Wow?
Speaker 10: A lot going on in this letter.
Speaker 9: I don't know, because you know, it's really hard to
Speaker 9: make grown people. You really can't make grown people do
Speaker 9: what they don't want to do, and in this situation,
Speaker 9: your husband don't want to do it. I mean, if
Speaker 9: he would just make better food choices. You know, he
Speaker 9: would be healthier and perhaps that would help. You're right,
Speaker 9: he is very selfish. I think you know this is
Speaker 9: a man who doesn't want to change. I mean, I'm sorry.
Speaker 9: He doesn't care about himself. He doesn't care about your
Speaker 9: four kids or you. If he did, he would try
Speaker 9: to at least eat better. That's the very least he
Speaker 9: could do and trying, you know, try to get healthy.
Speaker 9: A husband should never keep anything like this from their wife.
Speaker 10: This is very serious. You know, why didn't he tell you?
Speaker 9: Maybe he was embarrassed, or maybe he just I don't know,
Speaker 9: but it is selfish and he shouldn't have kept that
Speaker 9: from you because it's a health situation and it could
Speaker 9: get worse.
Speaker 10: You guys, are only in your late thirties. You're only
Speaker 10: in your late.
Speaker 9: Thirties, So what are you supposed to do now for
Speaker 9: sex for the rest of your life. You're only in
Speaker 9: your late thirties. People have sex up until their seventies
Speaker 9: and eighties. Come on, you're just in your late thirties.
Speaker 9: Got to say this though, you and I know everyone
Speaker 9: knows cheating is wrong. We all know that, But I
Speaker 9: ask you, you know, what's a wife to do in
Speaker 9: a situation like this under the circumstances when her husband
Speaker 9: with his selfish behavior.
Speaker 10: Yet I'm not condoning it.
Speaker 9: I'm not saying she should, but I'm just saying I
Speaker 9: understand where you're coming from. Your hosband, well, your husband
Speaker 9: with his selfish behavior. I just you know, I just
Speaker 9: think that he's driving you and sending you right into
Speaker 9: the arms of another man. I just think that's what's
Speaker 9: happening because he won't change, and he really needs to
Speaker 9: do that right now, Steve.
Speaker 2: Wow, surely you almost said the unthinkable. Wow, and you
Speaker 2: was gonna start on me. Girl, you came up just
Speaker 2: short of sin. Well, I feel that ain't my job,
Speaker 2: So here I go.
Speaker 4: Now.
Speaker 2: I'm glad.
Speaker 3: Shirley kept reiterating that you all are in your late
Speaker 3: thirties because I misread it. I thought you were thirty
Speaker 3: and you had been together for almost twenty years. I
Speaker 3: was saying, damn same him, dude, since she was ten.
Speaker 3: Letter has another element to it.
Speaker 2: You look at y'all. Ain't in jail anyway.
Speaker 3: Oh, we've got four children. We've always had a robust
Speaker 3: sex life, and to two years ago, everything changed. Now
Speaker 3: here's the letter. My husband gradually lost interest in sex,
Speaker 3: and whenever we try, he would stop in the middle
Speaker 3: of it and tell me he was tied. Now, hold
Speaker 3: on one, say, ain't you supposed to be tied in
Speaker 3: the middle of it?
Speaker 9: Huh Hello, I mean sometimes, but this is an unusual circumstance, Steve.
Speaker 9: You gotta admit, I.
Speaker 10: Mean you putting there at work, but to stop though
Speaker 10: he stopped.
Speaker 2: No, No, that ain't I ain't got there yet.
Speaker 10: Okay, he tied.
Speaker 2: What the hell he stopped for? Because you're tired. You're
Speaker 2: supposed to be tied. It's called work, homie. You gotta
Speaker 2: get back at it.
Speaker 3: But he stopped and say he tied, had no idea
Speaker 3: what was wrong, And then you thought he wasn't attracted
Speaker 3: to you. Then one night, when he told you no
Speaker 3: the sex and you started crying, he came clean and
Speaker 3: said he got type two diabetes that affected his ability
Speaker 3: to perform. He ain't won't tell me because he knew
Speaker 3: I was gonna make him eat healthy meals and stop drinking.
Speaker 2: Waiting all of dog.
Speaker 3: So if you ain't help the meals and stop drinking,
Speaker 3: you can get rid of your diabetes.
Speaker 2: You like food and drinking. That damn much.
Speaker 3: But you kept from the information from the one person
Speaker 3: who can help you get healthy. Yeah, and you would
Speaker 3: fuse to do it even though it's affecting your sex life.
Speaker 3: How much do food mean to your fat ass?
Speaker 5: No?
Speaker 2: Really, you would prefer food and alcohol over sex.
Speaker 10: This is crazy, all right, Steve, hold on to that thought.
Speaker 9: Okay, we're gonna have part two of your response coming
Speaker 9: up at twenty three minutes after the hour, subject of
Speaker 9: today's strawberry letter, He's got the sugar, but he's not
Speaker 9: being sweet. We'll get back into it right after this.
Speaker 9: You're listening hardy Morning show. All right, Steve, come on,
Speaker 9: let's recap today's strawberry letter. He's got the sugar, but
Speaker 9: he's not being sweet.
Speaker 5: Tie.
Speaker 3: It is dude that messed around and got type two diabetes,
Speaker 3: didn't tell his wife, the one person that would help.
Speaker 3: And then the reason he didn't tell her because he
Speaker 3: knew she was gonna make him eat healthier meals and
Speaker 3: stop drinking.
Speaker 2: What that was your reason for not telling your wife?
Speaker 2: You know it wasn't. I didn't want to worry her,
Speaker 2: you know, I didn't want her.
Speaker 3: To stop doing what she was doing. Now, my chunky
Speaker 3: ass wants to keep eating pie and drinking liquor. So
Speaker 3: now the lady was mad as heck that he kept
Speaker 3: us from him, and then after she found out, he
Speaker 3: refused to change his lifestyle choices. So now because of
Speaker 3: all the medicine he taken, he now has erectile dysfunction
Speaker 3: in his thirty She has been suffering in a sexless
Speaker 3: marriage for the past two years, and I'm miserable two
Speaker 3: years and I'm miserable without sex. And I told him
Speaker 3: he's being selfish. All he got to do is put
Speaker 3: down the fried chicken, sweet potato pie and the bourbon
Speaker 3: and coke and we might be able to have sex again.
Speaker 2: Somebody making some good ass chicken. That's all I can
Speaker 2: tell you. Man that's got the least a good ass chicken.
Speaker 3: He must be the test of it for the Pope
Speaker 3: eys chicken sandwich because he cared about this too. It
Speaker 3: He all in line, lady night, waiting on it. If
Speaker 3: you stop doing that, you gonna have sex again. He's
Speaker 3: oblivious to my needs. And I'm growing more and more
Speaker 3: angry by the day. And lady, as you should, I've
Speaker 3: been a faithful woman for twenty years, but I can't
Speaker 3: go another month without releasing some of this sexual tension.
Speaker 2: Two years without sex, faithful for twenty years?
Speaker 3: Folk kid, fat boy want to keep eating pie and
Speaker 3: chicken and drinking breading and coke. Let his fat ass
Speaker 3: sit over there and eat the pie and the chicken.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna tell you what, Shirley, don't do. I say,
Speaker 3: go on and holler at you boy whoever they threw
Speaker 3: he is that you've been making about cheating. And you
Speaker 3: got somebody in mind that's willing to help you out.
Speaker 3: Let him help you God, And do you girl, dude,
Speaker 3: free yourself, gone get you something, because I'm gonna tell
Speaker 3: you something right now. And the reason I'm saying you
Speaker 3: ought to go ahead and do it. And and the
Speaker 3: lady said, I don't feel bad about it either, and
Speaker 3: you shouldn't because let me explain something to you that
Speaker 3: ain't no man nowhere gonna let you sit over there
Speaker 3: with whole sex for two years and don't go get
Speaker 3: it somewhere withhold something for your man for two years
Speaker 3: and think he's sitting over there twiddling his thumb.
Speaker 2: I bet he ain't.
Speaker 3: Two years and you all have disgusted. You didne had
Speaker 3: this man crying over some sex.
Speaker 2: A man started crying. I won't say, I mean, you
Speaker 2: don't give me now help?
Speaker 3: I won't.
Speaker 2: You still up? Are you still?
Speaker 9: No?
Speaker 6: Right?
Speaker 5: Like that?
Speaker 2: Shut up crying with your punk as you for two years?
Speaker 2: Ain't no man find to do that.
Speaker 9: And possibly the rest of her life. She's in her
Speaker 9: late thirties. What she's supposed to do?
Speaker 2: Call the dude, but stick yourself and arrangement, go get you.
Speaker 2: But if you just go get if you just go
Speaker 2: free yourself for a minute, you will feel better. You
Speaker 2: come back and deal with it.
Speaker 5: What you what?
Speaker 10: Well, I'm just saying, we have an expert on the show. Yes, yeah,
Speaker 10: I mean we yah.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 16: My thing is this, It is this, And I've eaten
Speaker 16: a lot of chicken, so he's obviously he's obviously his
Speaker 16: chicken consumption has gone way past my How much chickens do?
Speaker 2: Where you eat?
Speaker 5: Where you say?
Speaker 10: You know, I don't want sex no more because this
Speaker 10: chicken is just too damn good.
Speaker 2: Okay. The other question the chicken, Yeah yeah, yeah, Steve.
Speaker 16: And the other thing is if he stops in the
Speaker 16: middle of sex, he got chicken on his mind, it
Speaker 16: ain't it ain't.
Speaker 17: Got nothing, Yeah, and he says, wait a minute, baby,
Speaker 17: hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, baby,
Speaker 17: it is ten forty five.
Speaker 2: Papa, hand me that old blue cooler and leva.
Speaker 10: If I leave right now, I can.
Speaker 11: Get droopies.
Speaker 10: Heaven.
Speaker 11: So y'all crazy and last.
Speaker 5: But not leave.
Speaker 16: This goes to show you how much that Papae chicken
Speaker 16: sand would and break get up home, because.
Speaker 12: It is.
Speaker 16: People standing in line wait for the damn che said,
Speaker 16: which means them mate is at the house waiting, waiting
Speaker 16: to do the.
Speaker 2: Next in his head that line.
Speaker 8: You're listening.
Speaker 10: Morning show and it's time for right or wrong scheme.
Speaker 10: You be the judge.
Speaker 2: Let all right, Tommy, let's go, so tell me this.
Speaker 6: Okay, if athletes get athletes feet, shouldn't an astronaut get mistletoe.
Speaker 4: Shouldn't an astronautic get missile exactly?
Speaker 1: Okay, Okay, you're cute with.
Speaker 6: You when you didn't you didn't play ball before you
Speaker 6: was a boxer, You didn't got a child a horse?
Speaker 2: Yeah, but what do a hosky?
Speaker 3: You see?
Speaker 2: You know what I'm saying, Like in the Kentucky Derby,
Speaker 2: I mean, yeah, if you're in the Kentucky Derby, and
Speaker 2: a horse pulled up. What did he gets?
Speaker 11: Don't you don't get a horse? I mean, what do
Speaker 11: you get?
Speaker 2: Okay? Okay, okay, okay, three three for three?
Speaker 1: An you saying anything?
Speaker 2: I'm just asking legitimate questions?
Speaker 5: Not good?
Speaker 2: Okay.
Speaker 6: If an orange is an orange? Yeah, then why is
Speaker 6: a lime not green? But why we don't call it
Speaker 6: a green? Give me a green cause the green already?
Speaker 6: But the orange is orange already you see.
Speaker 2: No, no, we don't. Okay, orange is orange.
Speaker 8: We get it.
Speaker 10: But yeah, we get it.
Speaker 2: You ain't stupid because that's the only fruit that is orange. See,
Speaker 2: you can have a green apple, a tangerine. A tangerine
Speaker 2: is not on that's the tangerine. It's a form of
Speaker 2: an orange. Okay, he'll go to one that really bothers me. Okay,
Speaker 2: you know that?
Speaker 12: Yea?
Speaker 6: Okay, tell Junior. If a woman buy a necklace called
Speaker 6: a choker and she died, you you did that to yourself. God,
Speaker 6: why would you buy a choker and it's gonna kill you?
Speaker 2: You know what I'm saying. If you die behind a choke,
Speaker 2: then you you you set yourself up.
Speaker 11: For that inside right, Yeah, why would you buy choke?
Speaker 2: It's say, choker on the label. Why wouldn't you do
Speaker 2: that to yourself? Uh?
Speaker 1: Come on, we gotta with the stupid. You can't get mad.
Speaker 2: I'm changing my phone number.
Speaker 10: See if you have to judge these, do.
Speaker 2: It make sense?
Speaker 10: Unhanging? What j you're listening?
Speaker 8: Morning show?
Speaker 10: All right, jay An's time for comedy Roulette.
Speaker 2: It's just the insults.
Speaker 10: Every week you test out comedy ability.
Speaker 7: Tell you what you do?
Speaker 10: Take the except put them on the wheel, spinding the wheel?
Speaker 10: Which stop?
Speaker 2: We'll do damn things? Which this guy?
Speaker 10: All right, here we go, I have the categories. Uh,
Speaker 10: let's spend, let me, let's get ready. All right, she
Speaker 10: has an she has an invisible boyfriend, somebody like that.
Speaker 1: All right, that's number one.
Speaker 10: Number two, stop lying you staying at your mama's house.
Speaker 10: Number three? What are you gonna get that back to fish?
Speaker 2: You know people?
Speaker 7: That is right?
Speaker 12: Number four?
Speaker 10: You know they repoked that car. And number five. I
Speaker 10: don't know how to tell you this, but she's singing somebody,
Speaker 10: all of these are good.
Speaker 2: Cat.
Speaker 10: I'm on that to come on to come on.
Speaker 9: Laying it a Number two, Stop lying you staying at
Speaker 9: your mama's house.
Speaker 16: You know how I know you staying at your mama
Speaker 16: houmetown me at the club. I hear you on the
Speaker 16: phone say hey, I'll be there in a minute. Mama
Speaker 16: need a key under the door.
Speaker 2: You and your mama.
Speaker 11: Ain't your mama's out.
Speaker 4: I know you stay at your mama house. I know
Speaker 4: you be trying to hide, but all your clothes got creasing.
Speaker 11: You know, damn well, you don't hid that good. Your
Speaker 11: clothes got even crease.
Speaker 2: One sho.
Speaker 7: You're standing at tom.
Speaker 6: You know you're staying at your mama house. But you
Speaker 6: got a lunch bag with your name on it in
Speaker 6: the car.
Speaker 11: Mama made that for you.
Speaker 3: That when you when you're on your cell phone talking
Speaker 3: and we can hear the washing machine in the.
Speaker 12: House.
Speaker 16: You know you know, I know you standing at your
Speaker 16: mama house.
Speaker 1: You ain't got your own key, and the key you
Speaker 1: got is around your neck.
Speaker 11: You fool you You ain't fooling. No damn boddies.
Speaker 1: Let you keep growing ass man.
Speaker 4: I know you stay at your mama house, but I
Speaker 4: come to your mama house own family functions.
Speaker 11: You the first one there, you the first one. You're right.
Speaker 6: We know you staying at your mama house when you
Speaker 6: your only inviters over doing prayer, meeting mama, going to
Speaker 6: church tonight we can come through.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I know yet your mama.
Speaker 3: This how I know you live at your mama's house.
Speaker 3: You always smell damn.
Speaker 2: Smell. I like the things.
Speaker 5: You know.
Speaker 16: How I know you just with and everything. That's how
Speaker 16: I know you standing at your mama house every day.
Speaker 16: You coming in talking about a gospel show you watch.
Speaker 16: When you start watching old.
Speaker 11: Steam like experience in this area.
Speaker 4: That's why I know you stay at your mama house
Speaker 4: when you always into it with her boyfriend?
Speaker 11: How came you with Earl?
Speaker 2: A way that out here.
Speaker 12: Over that.
Speaker 11: You don't like nothing?
Speaker 6: Earl say, you know you're staying at your mama house
Speaker 6: and you're losing.
Speaker 2: You smell like ava? Yeah yeah, what are you talking
Speaker 2: to words?
Speaker 1: Smelling like white diamond?
Speaker 11: What is that about?
Speaker 7: Come on, close it out.
Speaker 2: This is how you know you love your mama's house.
Speaker 2: Called the car you're driving got a Bible on the dashboard.
Speaker 11: Jesus.
Speaker 10: All right, we'll have more of the Steve Harvey Morning
Speaker 10: Show right after this.
Speaker 8: You're listening morning show?
Speaker 5: All right?
Speaker 10: So do you guys love spicy food? I like, I
Speaker 10: don't like hot. I don't like hot hot hot.
Speaker 2: I like that and there's a difference.
Speaker 8: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 9: According to a survey by Frank's Red Hot Sauce, people
Speaker 9: who like being hot see themselves as hot and more
Speaker 9: attractive than others.
Speaker 8: Is that true?
Speaker 2: See, I see myself as spicy. I don't see that.
Speaker 2: I think I'm spicy. I don't know, necessarily hot. I
Speaker 2: don't think that. But I think I'm very spicy.
Speaker 15: I don't like my food where I can't enjoy it.
Speaker 15: You know, if it's hot hot, you know it's too spicy.
Speaker 15: Now I'm married to a man from.
Speaker 1: New Orleans, so every breathing has to be spicy. I
Speaker 1: mean spicy ice cream, I mean every you.
Speaker 11: Know, you never know what New Orleans now.
Speaker 2: I'm like, that's what I say.
Speaker 11: Everything has to be spicy.
Speaker 10: I'm does he think he's hot? Okay, well he just
Speaker 10: he does. He just proved that point, then the point
Speaker 10: of the story.
Speaker 8: He just proved it.
Speaker 9: The survey also showed that the hot people see themselves
Speaker 9: as adventurous, creative, and confident too.
Speaker 10: So does that describe Tosh absolutely.
Speaker 8: Junior?
Speaker 10: Hot and spicy?
Speaker 11: I don't know I'm spicy. I'm spicy, you know. I
Speaker 11: like Yeah, I like SPI see food, you know, but
Speaker 11: because you gotta have flavor in the spite.
Speaker 10: Yes, yeah, that's the thing.
Speaker 2: I like that hot with my mop on fire.
Speaker 11: Give me some water. I'm not doing that. I'm not
Speaker 11: doing But.
Speaker 9: You're supposed to drink milk, they say, not even whate
Speaker 9: All right, thank you you, and you're coming up more
Speaker 9: of the Steve Harvey Morning Show at thirty three.
Speaker 10: Minutes after we'll play around it. Would you rather? Right
Speaker 10: after this.
Speaker 8: You're listening Hardy Morning Show.
Speaker 9: It's time now for would you rather? Would you rather
Speaker 9: say your ex's name during sex? Or your wife's best
Speaker 9: friend's name during sex?
Speaker 2: You better say that X. I don't think you better
Speaker 2: say that best friend?
Speaker 5: Now?
Speaker 15: What you're saying it like you anticipated on your hands, Steve,
Speaker 15: I'm scared.
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 10: Come on, newlywed, let's go with the newly weed first.
Speaker 2: But you got newlywed either one.
Speaker 11: Y'all better be be my feeling on Thursday.
Speaker 2: What I'm gonna go with the with the EG?
Speaker 9: Yeah, with the X instead, come on, mister quiet man
Speaker 9: X or wife's best friend's name?
Speaker 2: Hello, I'd rather pull my tongue out and throw it
Speaker 2: in the trick.
Speaker 10: Wait, I thought you were frozen at first. It took
Speaker 10: me so long.
Speaker 2: Question that question did freeze?
Speaker 1: So you can't answer you can't pay? Would you rather
Speaker 1: you can't do.
Speaker 2: It the ex dog or the or the wife's best friend.
Speaker 11: I think we've sapped him, surely, Yeah for.
Speaker 5: The first time.
Speaker 2: Next questions? All right, question, I know not to get
Speaker 2: in that, all right?
Speaker 1: Would you rather you're rather listen to this one?
Speaker 2: Now?
Speaker 10: Would you rather be the plus one in a couple's threesome?
Speaker 1: Okay?
Speaker 9: Or have a threesome with your significant other and you
Speaker 9: bring in the third?
Speaker 11: I just got married, I'm telling you.
Speaker 2: Getting these Damn. I don't even understand what that question is.
Speaker 2: What's to say it against you?
Speaker 9: Okay? Would you okay? Would you rather be the plus
Speaker 9: one and a couple's threesome? Or would you have a
Speaker 9: threesome with your significant other and then you bring in
Speaker 9: the third?
Speaker 2: Either way, it's just.
Speaker 5: You.
Speaker 10: Guys are just regular people when it comes.
Speaker 2: But you're talking about now there's threesome? Is these?
Speaker 6: Huh?
Speaker 10: What'd you say?
Speaker 2: I'd rather be the third person in the random?
Speaker 10: Okay?
Speaker 11: Yeah, okay, we have.
Speaker 2: To be a list couple.
Speaker 8: So you're doing.
Speaker 2: You're going with a yeah, beautiful les be a couple.
Speaker 10: Yeah, okay, nothing, I don't.
Speaker 2: Even care if they don't like me. I'm fine with that. Okay,
Speaker 2: thank you. I have some popcorn. Yeah, I'm with the
Speaker 2: boys on this one.
Speaker 6: I'm going with A with a Okay, Yeah, we're gonna
Speaker 6: be that little plus one on the on the random couple.
Speaker 3: Like I said, I ain't got it. You ain't even
Speaker 3: gota wove me. You ain't got to be attracted for
Speaker 3: me or not. If you just sit over there, just fine.
Speaker 3: I don't like chips hair, Okay, I can shave it.
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Speaker 10: Last break of the day.
Speaker 9: Steve Harvey take us away with some insightful closing remarks.
Speaker 10: I know you have some for us today.
Speaker 3: Well, you know, I think it's imperative. Yesterday we talked
Speaker 3: about how hate is so counterproductive. Well let's talk about
Speaker 3: something today that is productive. And that's one of the
Speaker 3: major principles of success. I don't know if people understand
Speaker 3: the real value of dreams and visions. I don't know
Speaker 3: if people understand the real value of writing it down.
Speaker 3: You know, having dreams and visions is one thing, it's
Speaker 3: the writing it down part that solidifies it and makes it.
Speaker 2: More doable and concrete. And the reason I'm saying that.
Speaker 3: Is because writing your visions down everything want on a
Speaker 3: piece of paper, or creating a vision board isn't just
Speaker 3: a principle of success. Well, it is very much a
Speaker 3: principle of success, but it's a scripture. It's actually in
Speaker 3: the Bible. God has laid out for us exactly how
Speaker 3: to have the best life possible for you. He's already
Speaker 3: laid that out. He gave us words of encouragement. He
Speaker 3: gives us wisdom, he gives us understanding. That's what Proverbs
Speaker 3: is all about. That's what the Psalms is about. He
Speaker 3: gives you an examples of people overcoming throughout the Bible.
Speaker 2: He gives you examples of what real faith can do.
Speaker 12: He has He.
Speaker 2: Shows you seasons of what can happen to people.
Speaker 3: But one of the things rebeca two and two says,
Speaker 3: write the vision and make it plain.
Speaker 2: So that he who reads it will run to it.
Speaker 3: And even though it terry, terry means take a long time,
Speaker 3: wait for it, for surely it will come at an
Speaker 3: appointed time. It's so important man, that you as people,
Speaker 3: that we as people never forget the significance and the
Speaker 3: importance of writing our goals and our visions, our wants,
Speaker 3: our dreams, our hopes, our yearnings down.
Speaker 2: It is imperative that you write it down. It's not
Speaker 2: it's not anything that should be taken lightly.
Speaker 3: This is very, very real. It can change your life.
Speaker 3: It really really can, man, It could do so much
Speaker 3: for you. Because see, where you are now is temporary.
Speaker 3: You've got to to stand that. But you've got to
Speaker 3: have a dream and a vision to get out of
Speaker 3: that place so you can move on to your next space.
Speaker 3: All of us are being tested on some form, shape
Speaker 3: or fashion. All of us are being tested on some level.
Speaker 2: All of us. Ain't nobody scot free of the test
Speaker 2: of life.
Speaker 3: But man, with the dreaming vision to Rebekah two and two,
Speaker 3: writing a vision and making it plain, it can get
Speaker 3: you into your season a lot sooner. Bishop Getty sent
Speaker 3: me something. Bishop Getty's is a minister down in the
Speaker 3: Carolinas who came on my show once and we've become
Speaker 3: friends every since. And he sent me something one day
Speaker 3: and he told me, he said, never judge somebody based
Speaker 3: on the season.
Speaker 2: Are y'all listening? Never judged someone based on the season.
Speaker 2: He told me.
Speaker 3: He said, one season, David was a shepherd, the next
Speaker 3: season he was a king. One season, Ruth was working
Speaker 3: in the field. The next season she was owning the
Speaker 3: same field. One season, Mordecai was sitting outside the king's palace,
Speaker 3: the next season he was inside the palace.
Speaker 2: And what he was saying to me was, we serve a.
Speaker 3: God who turns things around, and that is the God
Speaker 3: of unmerited favor. You can't judge somebody based on the season.
Speaker 3: You don't know who you talking to. You don't know
Speaker 3: what God gonna do for this person. You don't know
Speaker 3: what this person written down. You don't know what this
Speaker 3: vision this person has for itself, and you don't know
Speaker 3: what kind of grace God gonna put on this person. So,
Speaker 3: like we were talking about on the radio show, we
Speaker 3: were talking about have you gotten more than you thought?
Speaker 3: Or did you get everything you ever wanted? A lot
Speaker 3: of this stuff I have, I ain't even see. I
Speaker 3: didn't even know it was nothing to want. I didn't
Speaker 3: know to want certain things because I didn't know certain
Speaker 3: things existed. But he gave it to me anyway, because
Speaker 3: he has this thing called grace. But what has helped
Speaker 3: me a great deal along the way is writing down
Speaker 3: everything on paper, making notes in my iPhone, having vision boards.
Speaker 3: It has completely turned my life around. It'll do the
Speaker 3: same thing for you because of a scripture Rebecca two
Speaker 3: and two. Write the vision and make it play period.
Speaker 3: It can change your life. I tri if somebody told
Speaker 3: that to me, I try it.
Speaker 2: I really would. Those are my close remarks today. Drop
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Speaker 3: Yeah?
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