Speaker 1: Welcome the Guys We Find the anti slutshaming podcast. I'm
Speaker 1: Christina Hutchinson. I'm Kuran Fisher and I'm so your people
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Speaker 1: It's the antiret slut chaming podcast. I'm Kuran Fisher. I'm
Speaker 1: Christina Hutchinson. Welcome to the show. Do you want to
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Speaker 1: dot com. Today's subject line Halloween date from hell hurt
Speaker 1: me beyond belief hours before I was going to dump him.
Speaker 1: Oh don't you hate that? That's interesting that he would
Speaker 1: even have the power to hurt you if you were
Speaker 1: going to dump him anyway. I will see h O
Speaker 1: g fucker greetings Curran, Christina and Mike og Fucker here.
Speaker 1: Thank you for being the trailblazers that you are. If
Speaker 1: I hadn't been listening to Guys We Fucked for the
Speaker 1: duration of my eleven year relationship, I don't think i'd
Speaker 1: as safe and smart in dating as I am today.
Speaker 1: Thank you with that, Let's get into the insanity that
Speaker 1: was Halloween twenty twenty three. My name is Yeah, my
Speaker 1: name is Monica finds on the podcast Cool. I'm a
Speaker 1: thirty four year old female living in Colorado with a
Speaker 1: love for Halloween as deep as Carens. I was incredibly
Speaker 1: intentional about Halloween this year, buying party tickets and assembling
Speaker 1: my Dominatrix Barbie costume months in advance. I committed so
Speaker 1: hard to this costume that I literally dyed my hair black.
Speaker 1: In April twenty twenty three, I matched with this doctor.
Speaker 1: We'll call him not Awesome for those in studio. His
Speaker 1: real name is Okay, cool, we'll tell him not awesome. Oh,
Speaker 1: I see thirty five year old male. By the end
Speaker 1: of October, we had been hanging out for a little
Speaker 1: over six months, seeing each other one to three times
Speaker 1: a week and explicitly sexually exclusive classic situationship. It's the
Speaker 1: Friday night of Halloween weekend, October twenty seventh, and I
Speaker 1: host a house party with all of my friends. The
Speaker 1: party was barbe pink out, so the idea was to
Speaker 1: wear pink super simple. People complained when I asked for
Speaker 1: costumes last year, everyone understood the assignments. Not Awesome shows
Speaker 1: up super late in jeans and not pink Bart Simpson sweatshirt.
Speaker 1: Immediately upon arriving, he takes my drink away, saying I
Speaker 1: was too drunk. Okay, ew, you don't want to be
Speaker 1: the most fucked up person here. You're way more lit
Speaker 1: than your guests. After less than an hour at my house,
Speaker 1: he pulls me aside, tells me he's leaving to go
Speaker 1: catch up with the boys and he'll come back when
Speaker 1: all of your guests have left.
Speaker 4: Ew.
Speaker 1: Not Awesome gets back to my house at two thirty
Speaker 1: three am and butt fucks me. Not my favorite his favorite?
Speaker 1: Oh boy, is it ever the woman's favorite? I feel
Speaker 1: like never. When we go to sleep, I see him
Speaker 1: close out his apps on his phone. Next morning, he
Speaker 1: butt fucks me again. Okay, this is that's not good.
Speaker 1: He can't know guys having a great Yeah, you should
Speaker 1: tell him that, you should tell him that you don't
Speaker 1: like but fuckkman. I mean hopefully this person is in
Speaker 1: the past that you all got to tell him. I
Speaker 1: get up, make us breakfast. We're chilling on the couch.
Speaker 1: I mean that is your mistake. You're gonna make breakfast
Speaker 1: for someone who butt fucked you twice and twenty four
Speaker 1: hours and left your party and didn't show up in costume.
Speaker 1: I see. The thing is, I was like he was
Speaker 1: getting kicked out when he showed up, not in pain,
Speaker 1: absolutely no dress code to get kicked out. And then
Speaker 1: I'll show up later when none of your friends are here,
Speaker 1: Go fuck yourself. I mean I would, I would love
Speaker 1: to do that. I was taking notes on his for that.
Speaker 1: I'll do that to my boyfriends in the future. Make
Speaker 1: us breakfast. We're chilling on the couch watching TV, and
Speaker 1: I watch him close his apps, one of which is tender.
Speaker 1: This means he's busted a nut in my ass, is
Speaker 1: laying so poetic, is laying in my bed, dick covered
Speaker 1: in my juices? Oh boy, and looking at girls while
Speaker 1: I make him food? Yeah, yeah, exactly, you nailed it. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I chose to not say anything about this because I
Speaker 1: had planned to dump him after the Halloween party happening
Speaker 1: that night. Anyway, why'd you let him get two butt
Speaker 1: fucks in when you were were thinking about a breakup?
Speaker 1: Two butt fucks and breakfast? Oh no, no, no, friend.
Speaker 1: Fast forward to later that Saturday evening ten twenty eight
Speaker 1: to the party at a hotel a good several miles
Speaker 1: away from where I live in Colorado. Our tickets were
Speaker 1: upgraded to VIP. Why is he coming with you? So
Speaker 1: we have a cross? So we have a cross to access?
Speaker 1: Oh access? What the fuck is wrong with me? So
Speaker 1: we have access to an open bar that's in a
Speaker 1: hotel room suite, main party in lobby. He tells me
Speaker 1: to make him jealous. I fucking hate this guy. I
Speaker 1: tell him that I do not want to make him
Speaker 1: I want him to make me jealous. Oh, he tells
Speaker 1: me to make him jealous. I tell him that I
Speaker 1: do not want him to make me jealous. Okay, I
Speaker 1: flirt with guys and girls alike, not to mention I
Speaker 1: am so fucked up. Typically my experience is to attend
Speaker 1: an event with someone I'm seeing, and we both flirt
Speaker 1: and are charming with others because we know we will
Speaker 1: go home together and fuck each other. I'm going to
Speaker 1: stop in at this point and say it's okay. Like normally,
Speaker 1: it's like I wouldn't like when he said when he
Speaker 1: took your drink away, but it seems like perhaps you
Speaker 1: did have your best interests, but fucked you. But maybe
Speaker 1: when he took your drink away. Yeah. So we're in VIP,
Speaker 1: not a large hotel room at all, and he's talking
Speaker 1: to someone. I turn around to chat with a girl,
Speaker 1: waiting for him to wrap up and reconnect with me.
Speaker 1: Then I realized, damn, I've been talking to these people
Speaker 1: for a while. Where is this dude? I turn around
Speaker 1: and he was nowhere to be found. I circle the
Speaker 1: suite nowhere. I checked the hall.
Speaker 4: Nope.
Speaker 1: I'm now dropping into absolute panic mode, and I'm scared
Speaker 1: why a piece of a man is missing. You're fine.
Speaker 1: I'm asking the bouncers and they're saying, oh, he came
Speaker 1: by like fifteen minutes ago. I was. I think he
Speaker 1: was going out for a cigarette. I am so fucked up,
Speaker 1: so I ditch my drink good walking around with literally
Speaker 1: only a whip on me, I'm now fully panicking about
Speaker 1: how I'm going to get home when he has my phone.
Speaker 1: Oh that's why you okay, Hey, yeah, that's okay, that
Speaker 1: makes sense. With each passing minute, I'm also just growing
Speaker 1: the rage towards him for ditching me and leaving me
Speaker 1: when I was so fucked up. He's not your caretaker though. Also, okay,
Speaker 1: can you imagine I've had guys like you know? Oh
Speaker 1: my god. This is an infamous story for my twenty
Speaker 1: first birthday, when my much older boyfriend got so fucked
Speaker 1: up on my twenty first birthday that I couldn't get
Speaker 1: fucked up when that was literally why I feel so vague. Well,
Speaker 1: he paid for it. I was like, that's why we
Speaker 1: went to Vegas, and I was so upset about that.
Speaker 1: At least he paid for it, though. That's good, at least.
Speaker 1: When I finally see him walking into the VIP suite
Speaker 1: from the main party, I charge at him from across
Speaker 1: the room, shoving him with all my MC that's not good,
Speaker 1: and he fell back into a big planter. I'm screaming,
Speaker 1: what the fuck is wrong with you? Okay, you gotta
Speaker 1: go therapy, girl? What the fuck are you doing leaving
Speaker 1: me when I'm so fucked up? I was looking for you.
Speaker 1: I mean, that's a lie. You're both you both need therapy.
Speaker 1: I continue to scream, But fucking shit, I was right
Speaker 1: there in the same room the whole time. Then my
Speaker 1: brain clicked and I realized what I had done. I've
Speaker 1: never laid a hand on anyone before, and it freaked
Speaker 1: me out. Good it fucking should, so I immediately start apologizing.
Speaker 1: In retrospect, I'm also acknowledging that I was other people's
Speaker 1: crazy halloweens. Yes, okay, I love this honesty, love it.
Speaker 1: There's no way that half the people there didn't see
Speaker 1: this or hear me screaming at him. I don't love
Speaker 1: that I'm the one who looked crazy here. You would
Speaker 1: think this would have been enough for me for him
Speaker 1: to be on his best behavior the rest of the evening. Really,
Speaker 1: so we reconnect and all of a sudden, his liquor
Speaker 1: catches up to him and he's got to sit down.
Speaker 1: I just want to go dance so bad. The whole
Speaker 1: point for me of going to a party. He insists
Speaker 1: that I should go out and have my fun, but
Speaker 1: I'd be pissed if he ditched me when I was
Speaker 1: feeling awful, so I stayed seated next to him. Jesus
Speaker 1: Shortly thereafter two am and they start rallying us out
Speaker 1: of the suite and we head out hand in hand,
Speaker 1: with me following behind. When we step into the hotel hallway,
Speaker 1: he makes a turn, takes a few steps, drops my
Speaker 1: hand and leans against the wall opposite me, right up
Speaker 1: on a girl. I stand there in other utter shock
Speaker 1: and disbelief that this is even happening, let alone right
Speaker 1: in front of me. So I turn and walked away
Speaker 1: because I don't watch. I don't want to watch him
Speaker 1: hitting on a girl right in front of me. There
Speaker 1: was nowhere to go the direction that I walked, so
Speaker 1: I turned around, and when I approached them again, she
Speaker 1: has his phone in her hand, jaw on the floor.
Speaker 1: I keep walking and I wait out in the lobby.
Speaker 1: I don't understand how some of you don't care about
Speaker 1: it anymore can be making you jealous at all, Like
Speaker 1: he obviously has some power to me. I'm like, you
Speaker 1: just care about winning? Or he has some power? Like
Speaker 1: what is going on here? I finally see this woman leave.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, but what is wrong with this chick? What
Speaker 1: is wrong with this chick? What's wrong with him?
Speaker 4: What you? Yes?
Speaker 1: Both of you? This is this is? This is This
Speaker 1: is dumb bitch personified. Do you like being a dumb bitch?
Speaker 1: Is going against yourself when we call people, don't don't
Speaker 1: be a dumb bitch? Or you were being a dumb
Speaker 1: bitch that means you went against yourself. You went against
Speaker 1: yourself and a lot like so many times time. So
Speaker 1: I walk back to the hallway where Not Awesome is
Speaker 1: standing and screamed at him again, Oh that'll help. What
Speaker 1: the fuck is wrong with you? Did you really just
Speaker 1: ask for a girl's number while I was standing next
Speaker 1: to you? He responds, you were down the hall and
Speaker 1: were open, but you're here with me, I say, and
Speaker 1: follow with you know what this is done. I've been
Speaker 1: over here making you a part of my life and
Speaker 1: falling in love with you. How and you while falling
Speaker 1: in love with you while I'm barely a piece of
Speaker 1: your life. Huh. See, that's that's your bad, girl. Huh,
Speaker 1: that's your bad. But you were going to break up
Speaker 1: with him anyway. It seems like you just wanted to
Speaker 1: get through Halloween because it's important to you, and you
Speaker 1: didn't want to do it single, which we've all done.
Speaker 1: But like, be honest about what it is.
Speaker 4: Hell.
Speaker 1: His response to me saying I loved him? WHOA, that's
Speaker 1: a big word. I'm on this guy, suck I do?
Speaker 1: Yeah me three. We get to the car and he
Speaker 1: says he's too fucked up to drive me home. And
Speaker 1: lays down to take a nap. Jesus, I and guys,
Speaker 1: don't everybody's a fucking alcoholic. We just put down the
Speaker 1: drink for a fucking second. Jesus. It's like, if you,
Speaker 1: if you, if you'll drink your problems away, and if
Speaker 1: you do go out knowing that you're gonna get fucked up,
Speaker 1: you need to either have a hotel room where you
Speaker 1: can stay for the night set up for yourself, or
Speaker 1: a safe ride home. Yeah, like you have to find,
Speaker 1: assuming you're in an area that doesn't have like uber
Speaker 1: readily available. We get in the car, he says he's
Speaker 1: too fucked up to drive me home, lays down to
Speaker 1: take a nap. I end up in the fetal position
Speaker 1: in the front seat, sobbing. He sits up and starts
Speaker 1: yelling excuses at me and trying to gaslight me about
Speaker 1: how my behavior justified him asking for that girl's number.
Speaker 1: She doesn't even matter. If she were standing here right
Speaker 1: in front of the car, I wouldn't even recognize her.
Speaker 1: Oh great, Wow, you're both top notch not helping yourself. Dude,
Speaker 1: you were all up on that bartender and ditched me
Speaker 1: on the couch to go flirt with him. So how
Speaker 1: is it fair that you're all mad about me getting
Speaker 1: a girl's number? Followed by a bunch of other hurtful nonsense.
Speaker 1: He lays back down and I move into an anxiety attack.
Speaker 1: Now fetal position yourself. Yeah you did. He sits back
Speaker 1: up and says, call an Uber. We'll split Wait there
Speaker 1: was Uber available the whole time they and they didn't
Speaker 1: want to leave their car there. Most people, that's like,
Speaker 1: that's the problem. They should have Uber there as well, right, Colin,
Speaker 1: Uber will split it. Let's get you out of here.
Speaker 1: It's clearly not healthy for you to be around me.
Speaker 1: I ordered the Uber and on the way home realized
Speaker 1: I've left my keys, id and some other shit in
Speaker 1: his car. You gotta drink less, girl, Okay, oh my god,
Speaker 1: you have to drink less? Oh dear, Thank god. I
Speaker 1: have a spare key hid so I could get in
Speaker 1: my house. But this meant I had to see him again.
Speaker 1: Not Awesome shows up to my house on Sunday ten,
Speaker 1: twenty nine and doesn't even pull into the driveway. He
Speaker 1: is conveniently on the phone with his dad, so we
Speaker 1: can't talk. Honestly good and gives me twenty one dollars
Speaker 1: cash to cover his part of the uber. I tell him, yeah,
Speaker 1: I tell him no, literally insulting. At this point, it
Speaker 1: doesn't matter, and don't give me money. He says, come on,
Speaker 1: take it. I told you I'd split the ride. Let
Speaker 1: me be a gentleman here, a gentleman, really, moly, more
Speaker 1: like a forty percent a gentleman. The uber was forty
Speaker 1: five dollars. I tipped my mind. Okay, now you're focused
Speaker 1: on the wrong show. My god, you were focused on
Speaker 1: absolutely picking ridiculous. You're saying it was insulting, and then
Speaker 1: you're going down to the dollar that he didn't give
Speaker 1: you enough money. You are you are contradicting yourself left
Speaker 1: and right here. You need you need therapy, And look
Speaker 1: that's not an insult. Everyone fucking needs therapy. You really
Speaker 1: need it because you know what, deep down, there is
Speaker 1: a functional person in you. I know that there is.
Speaker 1: So let's let's get her out. Let's introduce her to
Speaker 1: the world, or reintroduce her rather. And you know what
Speaker 1: the kicker was of all this, It was my fucking birthday. Okay,
Speaker 1: Well you're not gonna forget it. In reflection, I seem
Speaker 1: to have a pattern of ending up with guys who
Speaker 1: supposedly adore me but won't make a commitment to me
Speaker 1: while I fall head over heels for them. Nothing about
Speaker 1: this guy's behavior said he adored you. No, not a
Speaker 1: one damn thing. Girl, You are not present when you're
Speaker 1: in these relationships. As my hair stylist kindly pointed out,
Speaker 1: do you think you keep dating emotionally unavailable men, absolutely
Speaker 1: seemingly exclusively? How do you even screen for emotional availability
Speaker 1: in the first few dates? Well, you're gonna love our
Speaker 1: next week's episode. You have to be sober and emotionally
Speaker 1: available yourself and also on the same page with yourself
Speaker 1: about what you want. You're seeing this guy doesn't matter.
Speaker 1: You're in a situationship. Then you're saying you love him
Speaker 1: like you're not you don't be what you are. Yeah,
Speaker 1: this guy actually, I mean, I'm not saying he's the
Speaker 1: best guy in the world, but he was that clear. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: he told you who he is and what it was
Speaker 1: from what you're telling us, right, And you're and you're
Speaker 1: going back and forth wildly about what it was. You're
Speaker 1: saying it doesn't matter, and you don't love him like
Speaker 1: there's no clarity. I'm confused knowing that I really do
Speaker 1: want a relationship. There you go, there's an answer. And
Speaker 1: my biggest turn on is intimacy. Oh my god. Wow,
Speaker 1: well you're not acting like it. Oh my god. I'm
Speaker 1: testing out some new boundaries. No raw dogging me unless
Speaker 1: one agreements to both stop using dating apps. I hope
Speaker 1: you're twenty two. Otherwise this email two dude, if you're
Speaker 1: in your thirties, I would go to therapy for Christmas.
Speaker 4: This is I gotta be honest.
Speaker 1: This is one of the funniest that for her her
Speaker 1: first boundary to be no raw dogs. That's rough. That's roight.
Speaker 4: I couldn't.
Speaker 1: That's fine, Mike, that's all right, it's okay. Yeah you
Speaker 1: need I hope that the person who wrote this, I
Speaker 1: hope you're listening. But I really hope you are even
Speaker 1: going down to how she dressed up for Halloween. Right,
Speaker 1: you're looking for intimacy and relationship and you're going out
Speaker 1: as dominatrix Barbie like, and that's not slutshading.
Speaker 2: Like.
Speaker 1: I just think there's like it seems to be a
Speaker 1: real disconnect. You're paying on a lot you want and
Speaker 1: who you really are and how you are presenting yourself
Speaker 1: to people in your life in the world. You're lying
Speaker 1: to you know, you're lying to yourself and I don't
Speaker 1: know you had It's your job to find the truth.
Speaker 1: It's not anybody else's job except yours. Okay, I'm testing
Speaker 1: out new boundaries. No raw dogging me unless one agreement
Speaker 1: to both stop using dating apps. It was funny the
Speaker 1: second even be on your list, dude. And then number one.
Speaker 1: Number two also, I hope you're you don't say raw
Speaker 1: dogging to the guys because they're not going to take
Speaker 1: you seriously if you were actually referred to it as
Speaker 1: raw dogging. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, Okay. Number two explicit
Speaker 1: monogamy in all senses of the word. Well, that's good
Speaker 1: because it seems like that's what you want. Although I
Speaker 1: would say, don't fucking date until you've been to therapy
Speaker 1: for a while. Okay. Number three a relationship label. I
Speaker 1: would say number one should be therapy. Okay, this is
Speaker 1: more of a therapeutic writing for me. But I hope
Speaker 1: you got some entertainment out of it. Oh we did
Speaker 1: the bar is on the floor, ladies. More stories to come, well,
Speaker 1: I hope no more stories to come because I hope
Speaker 1: you go to fucking therapy. And also in this email,
Speaker 1: I feel I feel like you wrote us this email
Speaker 1: trying to aham a hot mess. Isn't that funny? Well,
Speaker 1: and also to showcase, I'll look at it like, look
Speaker 1: at this dirt these dirt bags I date. It's all
Speaker 1: these guys' problems. When we read that email, you are,
Speaker 1: it's probably mostly your You are the fucking problem. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and you have to accept that. Don't feel fucking bad
Speaker 1: for yourself. Girl, stop it, stop drinking. Stop.
Speaker 4: Yeah, she said that he dumped her that night. Did
Speaker 4: I have what happened? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Right, I don't even know, because I think I didn't.
Speaker 1: I don't think she got to the part where he like,
Speaker 1: for men, who the hell knows how that night really went?
Speaker 1: When when you were that drunk, I'm sure there was
Speaker 1: some like brown or something happening, like who knows, dude,
Speaker 1: you got it. You got to chill. You gotta fucking chill.
Speaker 1: That shit is not cute. It's not cute. It's not
Speaker 1: ha ha. And if you have friends in your life,
Speaker 1: they're like haha, crazy, they're bad fucking friends. Do you
Speaker 1: understand me? They're bad friends? Okay, it's the season of Christmas,
Speaker 1: and I'm here to tell you that the best gift
Speaker 1: that you can give yourself is motherfucking therapy and meditating
Speaker 1: and putting down the goddamn alcohol. Okay, So why I'm
Speaker 1: so mad at you?
Speaker 4: But I am.
Speaker 1: It was a rather unaware of email. Yeah yeah, but
Speaker 1: you do you know what I know? I am mad
Speaker 1: at you because you have a fucking wonderful human being
Speaker 1: in there that's ready to explore the world and be
Speaker 1: curious and set goals for herself and do all these
Speaker 1: beautiful things, and you're just fucking wasting that opportunity. That's
Speaker 1: why I'm fucking mad at you. But it's because I care.
Speaker 1: And there's plenty of reasons I'm out at you, because
Speaker 1: there's plenty of reasons to be mad at men, but
Speaker 1: that wasn't one of them. That was not. I love
Speaker 1: being mad at men. But that wasn't that wasn't it.
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Yeah, isn't it? Hey speaking to me mad at mncomsys Live.
Speaker 1: Just kidding. Okay, So, we have a three shows coming
Speaker 1: up that Karen and I are doing together, which is
Speaker 1: very exciting. The first one is New Year's Eve. This
Speaker 1: is the Rundown. Yeahkarin Fisher's more than New Year's Eve.
Speaker 1: December thirty, first, New York Comedy Club, East Village, six pm.
Speaker 1: Perfect way, I know, Oh that's early. Yeah, New Year's
Speaker 1: Eve starts early, and if you don't know that, you're
Speaker 1: not doing New Year's Eve, right, So you go, you
Speaker 1: show up, You have a couple of cocktails at New
Speaker 1: York Comedy Club, East Village. You enjoy the show. It's me,
Speaker 1: It's Christina Hutchinson, John Campanelli, Justin Silver, Ryan Long, CHLOEA Lebranch.
Speaker 1: Going to be so fun. This show was so killer
Speaker 1: last year. If anyone was there, Wow, we tell fucked
Speaker 1: up jokes to end the year. And then you go
Speaker 1: on to whatever you're going to do next. Ticket link
Speaker 1: is up for that on the New York Comedy Club website,
Speaker 1: on my link tree at Philanthropy Gal on Instagram or
Speaker 1: on x slash Twitter. It's all there. Then moving on
Speaker 1: to February, we have some shows in both New York
Speaker 1: and LA Yes, February first, New York City. It's our
Speaker 1: first guys. We fucked live at the MasterCard Midnight Theater
Speaker 1: UH in New York City, So make sure you come
Speaker 1: to that February first live for that it's a Thursday
Speaker 1: center by Yes. And then motherfucking Los Angeles we do
Speaker 1: for Valentine's Day. That's our that's the guys who fuck
Speaker 1: national holidays Valentine's Day and we want to invite you
Speaker 1: to come see us co headline the main room at
Speaker 1: the Comedy Store. It is going to be an evening
Speaker 1: to remember. Come by yourself, come with a bunch of friends,
Speaker 1: come with We're doing guys being fucked live that way
Speaker 1: are we doing. I believe that's what they booked, so
Speaker 1: I think that's what we have to do. Hell yeah,
Speaker 1: fucking six So it will be like, see it's guys,
Speaker 1: we fucked experience kind of show that Oh perfect. I
Speaker 1: haven't done that since like twenty eighteen out of LA Yeah. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I got that comedy festival under that tenth. Yeah that
Speaker 1: was really fun. Yeah, this is a fun fucking show. Guy, Yeah,
Speaker 1: this will be super super fun.
Speaker 2: Uh.
Speaker 1: And then me Christina, I have some solo headlining gigs
Speaker 1: coming up New Brunswick, New Jersey, January fourth through the sixth,
Speaker 1: the Stress Factory. I'm headlining hasbro Kites, New Jersey at
Speaker 1: Bananas Februar ninth and tenth, Springfield, Missouri, March twenty second
Speaker 1: and twenty third. I mean'd be headlining the Blue Room.
Speaker 1: All ticket links are in my bio, in in uh social,
Speaker 1: on the social media pages and Patreon. Once once a
Speaker 1: week I host group zoom Shapy and it's it's fucking great. Okay,
Speaker 1: I think that girl should come. Uh, but you know,
Speaker 1: I totally understand. If you don't want to, you could
Speaker 1: sign up by going to patreon dot com slash Christina Hutchinson.
Speaker 1: That link is also in my bio. And then I
Speaker 1: have a solo podcast called The Voices in Our Heads
Speaker 1: where I dive into a self help book every episode
Speaker 1: that I'm really loving and uh, this past week it
Speaker 1: was the Way We Live Is the Way We Die.
Speaker 1: I'm pretty sure it was called was Pema Chodron uh
Speaker 1: and it was a great book. And I also have
Speaker 1: my friend Ali on and it was really fun. So
Speaker 1: you can listen to that anywhere you get your podcasts.
Speaker 1: Wait are you not? Are you not promoting your January
Speaker 1: live date yet? Or no? The wait? What? Oh fuck?
Speaker 1: I forgot? There's so many things. I'm so oh gosh, yes,
Speaker 1: thank you so much for that. Wait what, I fucking
Speaker 1: totally forgot. I'm suck some soaks for that. Wait what
Speaker 1: January twentieth, It's a Saturday. I'm so, so, so excited.
Speaker 1: Daniel Pinchback is an author. He's my co host of
Speaker 1: Wait What.
Speaker 6: That?
Speaker 1: Is a show all about things that completely defy what
Speaker 1: you thought was real in the world. So alien's ghosts,
Speaker 1: the healing power of psychedelic medicine, all that kind of shit.
Speaker 1: And on Saturday, January twentieth, we have our premiere show.
Speaker 1: It's going to be a live show, and I highly
Speaker 1: encourage if you're in New York City that date get
Speaker 1: a ticket. The link is not up yet, but it
Speaker 1: will be up soon, probably after Christmas. We want to
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Speaker 2: Shane Torres, I'm so second the bullshit.
Speaker 6: You've been down this freaking road so many times. Oh
Speaker 6: exclat the not me. Tell me?
Speaker 5: Is this the definition of infanity?
Speaker 4: I expected to grab thisisms.
Speaker 5: Now I'm check.
Speaker 6: Because I'm broken forever in that. And some rich guy
Speaker 6: in a private plane is gonna kill me. He's got
Speaker 6: hair plugs and a coffee ship.
Speaker 5: He's gonna kill me.
Speaker 6: Billionaires our dorcs, I said, y'all are freaking nerds. You
Speaker 6: got a real bad, bad.
Speaker 1: Need to be cool.
Speaker 6: For training everywhere. Only care about themselves as far as I.
Speaker 4: Can tell, Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1: Justice O the world. You fake your way is gone.
Speaker 5: You move.
Speaker 1: We are here with standing comedian shape for us, so
Speaker 1: happy to have you on show. We were talking about
Speaker 1: women showing up and stalking men. Men never do that
Speaker 1: for well, no, you've got stoked that stuck all the time.
Speaker 1: Christ They're literally getting arrested for it and.
Speaker 4: All the time. Is not where I thought we were
Speaker 4: the stalkers.
Speaker 1: Yeah, women stalk out to like you know, like you
Speaker 1: had a very serious stalker, have you. I've certainly followed
Speaker 1: people home, just what people, just to make sure what's
Speaker 1: your life? I like you said that, I certainly followed.
Speaker 1: I don't know them. I just pick them out on
Speaker 1: the subway and I go, I don't know where are
Speaker 1: you going? And then I'll just follow them for like
Speaker 1: a block and I'm like that was cool.
Speaker 4: And they're like, are you following me? And You're like no,
Speaker 4: just like your shoes? Who are you?
Speaker 5: I gotta go? What was I took this snapping from
Speaker 5: the restaurant. We were both in you.
Speaker 1: And your spin where what's the stockiest you've ever gotten?
Speaker 5: Stockiest? Like, yeah, I'm pretty stocky, really I was. It
Speaker 5: was a joke about my shape, Jesus.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I thought you were like, what what are you're
Speaker 1: weighing in.
Speaker 5: That I have to go to the doctor tomorrow and
Speaker 5: I am having about that. It's okay, it'll be fine.
Speaker 5: He's just gonna tell me what's wrong with my body. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 5: it's good. The stockiest I've ever.
Speaker 1: Been, yeah, in terms of like obsessive, overall woman.
Speaker 4: Like post like we're talking like grown right or.
Speaker 1: Not if it's interesting.
Speaker 4: I mean, I don't think.
Speaker 5: I've like been stocky. I've definitely been like I was
Speaker 5: a mopey, little fun.
Speaker 1: Like a woman dumps you when you show up at
Speaker 1: her work or something that's cool.
Speaker 4: That's like.
Speaker 1: Yeah, no no, but I mean like guys don't do
Speaker 1: that stuff, but but then they do.
Speaker 5: Also you'd like I could have done something like no,
Speaker 5: I have not done that, but I could have done
Speaker 5: something that creepy and not remember it, you like, because.
Speaker 1: If you're doing it out of love in your head. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it was like a little like it's a blackout, it's
Speaker 1: a love black Yeah.
Speaker 4: It's a love for Yeah, it was love. It was love.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you can't see how it's illogical.
Speaker 4: Yeah, so I don't.
Speaker 5: I mean, I'm sure I did something that made somebody
Speaker 5: like yeah, but like never endangerable A little. I try
Speaker 5: to be, but it's it's leaving me more and more
Speaker 5: every year. So and I'm getting better results because of it.
Speaker 1: So really like on stage, well.
Speaker 5: Yeah, but on the stage, I am done being nice.
Speaker 5: I'm attacking nurses all the time now. It's yeah, it's
Speaker 5: like most of my act ever since.
Speaker 1: Well that's in twenty twenty three. That's some edgy shit. Yeah,
Speaker 1: attacking nurses.
Speaker 5: I'm real edgy people Honestly, people act like think like
Speaker 5: I'm like jazz on nick I'm very I pushed the buttons.
Speaker 1: Well, there was a comic on the show I did
Speaker 1: recently did a nurse anti nurse bit or like he
Speaker 1: was making fun of nurses and the tension, I mean
Speaker 1: you they get tight. It was it was detention. I
Speaker 1: haven't heard from an audience in a while. No one
Speaker 1: like truth you are you? Were you speaking about nurses
Speaker 1: in a derogatory way because of your experience with like
Speaker 1: your mom's.
Speaker 5: Death or no, Well, yeah, my mom was a nurse
Speaker 5: and I have a big like nurse tattoo.
Speaker 1: I have even nurse tattoo on my.
Speaker 5: I have a nurse's cap on my arm. Yeah, with
Speaker 5: her flowers. But you know firsthand, I love nurses, but
Speaker 5: I think it's funny to go after the thing you
Speaker 5: care about, like and the thing I do.
Speaker 4: I just say, I come out.
Speaker 5: It's like a long story where I have like five
Speaker 5: or six punch lines about nurses, but that I open
Speaker 5: up with this right now and I just go, uh,
Speaker 5: you guys probably can't tell this by looking at me,
Speaker 5: but I'm a hero, like a real one, not like
Speaker 5: a nurse, and and everyone like snaps yeah, like and
Speaker 5: then I'll be like, are there any nurses here? And
Speaker 5: they always woo, you know, and I go, yeah, they'll
Speaker 5: let you know that they are.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 5: So it's like very easy, you know, like it's obviously
Speaker 5: like I'm winking at the camera very heavily at this,
Speaker 5: but but it is fun to like go after anyone
Speaker 5: like first respond like kids, we're not like we are heroes,
Speaker 5: but we're not banging pots and pants almost like.
Speaker 1: You're at a stand comedy show. Like my favorite, my
Speaker 1: favorite thing that Ryan re says this, Guys, if you're
Speaker 1: offended by anything, I say, stop and think maybe he's kidding. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: it's a joke. We're joke writers, you know, even if
Speaker 1: you're making a point, you're writing jokes about your points.
Speaker 5: So sure, but people, everyone's prepared to be upset these days,
Speaker 5: so it's kind of yeah.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's a real good it's a real good time
Speaker 4: for comedy.
Speaker 1: I actually think it is because it's always a good
Speaker 1: time for comedy. It is, And I think it gets
Speaker 1: better because I like a tense audience because I don't
Speaker 1: really say anything to piss a lot of people off,
Speaker 1: but when I do have something, it feels great.
Speaker 5: Yeah, but your act is like it is not like
Speaker 5: like you know, like you're not going after like you're
Speaker 5: not offending any but you are, like you have a
Speaker 5: lot of energy.
Speaker 4: You're like you ge you go out him in a
Speaker 4: different way.
Speaker 1: That yet I'll talk about like, oh, you know, fucking
Speaker 1: a blind guy could be fun because if you can't
Speaker 1: find the clip is seeing eye doggle like just.
Speaker 5: Hid right, that's not like yeah yeah, Like my energy
Speaker 5: is like a baby who's sleepy. I'm just rubbing my
Speaker 5: eyes with the back of my hands, the same energy
Speaker 5: you carry to the bedroom.
Speaker 4: Yes, yeah, I'm an incredible lover.
Speaker 1: Yeah that your next album needs to be called.
Speaker 4: That's pretty good. Good March to Yeah incredible. Yeah, it'll
Speaker 4: be like pillow cases and she'll be and.
Speaker 1: It's you, but you on the pillows. So it's like
Speaker 1: we can sleep with Shane.
Speaker 5: Yeah, but then like maybe we like like it's like
Speaker 5: a nude, but we use Madden's cock like we trace it.
Speaker 1: But we are recording now, Shane. Whatever.
Speaker 4: Yeah, our friend's gonna be so upset that on your popular.
Speaker 5: Podcast he rang and he's doing well and making money.
Speaker 5: The guy is killing it on all fronts Andy's spin
Speaker 5: yea and a huge day.
Speaker 4: Yeah, and he's hysterical and he's beloved.
Speaker 1: Yeah. I love when guys with huge dicks are sweet.
Speaker 1: I love that. That's my kink. Yeah, guy with a
Speaker 1: huge hog who's very humble, using a power for good,
Speaker 1: spoken like a true hero. And that was our James
Speaker 1: maddern segment.
Speaker 3: Yeah, are you an incredible lover?
Speaker 5: And I would say I'm generous and eager to please? Okay,
Speaker 5: I will say that.
Speaker 4: I will I'm not physically gifted or talented and that.
Speaker 1: But I am hungry.
Speaker 4: I will say I can outwork just about anyone.
Speaker 1: That's what's for dinner.
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, you want to put it that way, that's
Speaker 5: part of it.
Speaker 1: I will never forget the two guys that I dated
Speaker 1: three who got off on eating a woman out. I'm like,
Speaker 1: they need more of your kind, We need more of
Speaker 1: your kind.
Speaker 5: It's fun though, Like I mean, like, I know that's
Speaker 5: like a troupe that guys don't like de pussy, But
Speaker 5: is it real like in your experiences that's bad as
Speaker 5: like or as are men as bad about it as
Speaker 5: like the pop cliche of it.
Speaker 1: I don't. I haven't found that, but I'm after being
Speaker 1: with a man who is so got off on eating
Speaker 1: a woman out. I'm like, why aren't you all like this?
Speaker 4: Yeah, we all have favorites.
Speaker 5: That's fucking So that's like being like, hey, how come
Speaker 5: you're not all like Michael Jordan when you play basketball.
Speaker 1: That's true, I know, but my first boyfriend also loved
Speaker 1: going down on me, and I was like, that was
Speaker 1: five years so first boyfriend. Yeah, then to be kicked
Speaker 1: out with the rest of you guys and they're like,
Speaker 1: I don't know, did you shower? I fucking eat it, asshole.
Speaker 1: I've seen a lot of guys go to that. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: into it. I just it is. It is tough, like
Speaker 1: when you date people you collect favorites, like, oh, do
Speaker 1: you do this one thing that I'm like, this is great,
Speaker 1: And then by the time you get to like your
Speaker 1: twenty fifth partner, you're like, you have.
Speaker 4: All this whole list of like ship that people.
Speaker 1: Why don't you do any of these twenty five.
Speaker 5: Of the twenty five things on your list? What's the
Speaker 5: least valuable one? Like pillow talker no is.
Speaker 1: Uh believes in ghosts, like that he's open to the well.
Speaker 1: I assume it's like least valuable to society, but very
Speaker 1: valuable to me.
Speaker 4: At least valuable to you. On this list, it wouldn't.
Speaker 1: Be on the list if it wasn't valuable, I would say.
Speaker 4: But they have varying degrees of value.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, for sure. Like the cooking, Like when a
Speaker 1: guy loves to cook and he's good at it, and
Speaker 1: then he loves to eat a woman out fucking nice.
Speaker 1: A lot of it's eating various things.
Speaker 5: Yeah, like sexually venturess if he can make NYOCHI like
Speaker 5: little pillows like.
Speaker 1: We've just made sweep the other night.
Speaker 4: That sounds awful.
Speaker 1: Awful Potato men men don't like like the sweet potato
Speaker 1: gourd pumpkin family. I don't know why, Shane, what's your problem?
Speaker 4: I don't I like pumpkins.
Speaker 1: Potato and pumpkin are very similar.
Speaker 5: I haven't had sweet potato or pumpkin yoki, but I
Speaker 5: don't like sweet potatoes.
Speaker 4: Okay, they're disgusting.
Speaker 1: Really, I don't like the sweet potato fried craze. I'm
Speaker 1: glad that's over because regular fries are way better. Got yeah,
Speaker 1: fully loaded sweet potato at Texas Roadhouse, Shane, and you
Speaker 1: will be changing your two. But no, I love it.
Speaker 1: Fully loaded potato. Baked potato is one of my favorite
Speaker 1: searches on seamless, just to get a huge potato sent
Speaker 1: to me with all the stuff in it. But I
Speaker 1: want like cheese, broccoli, sour cream.
Speaker 4: Baked potatoes on seamless. Hell yeah, maybe the loneliest thing.
Speaker 5: I've a fat, my favorite baked I love it.
Speaker 4: During the Irish famine. Like, that's insane.
Speaker 1: One of these things about Wendy's is that they have
Speaker 1: a baked potato on the menu.
Speaker 5: Ye blasphemous to make square hamburgers and serves baked potatoes potato.
Speaker 5: It's rock insane.
Speaker 4: This is awful.
Speaker 1: Well, what do you like tea?
Speaker 4: Yeah, pussy, I said that clipping I'm an alley, you
Speaker 4: want to baked potato. You're your.
Speaker 1: Your generous lover. Yeah, that's really great. You're a heartache
Speaker 1: of broken. Are you in the like?
Speaker 4: I mean it was like a little over a year
Speaker 4: ago now, so I'm like, I'm fine, but are you?
Speaker 1: Because you brought it up immediately when I texted.
Speaker 5: You, you said what have you been through in your
Speaker 5: love life? And I told you the things I went.
Speaker 5: I wasn't like hiking.
Speaker 1: I got you. I thought we were going to catch
Speaker 1: you in the midst of the heartache because there's a
Speaker 1: lot of wisdom that you can gain. Even though it feels,
Speaker 1: like asked, well, Shane said, and I quote I mentally
Speaker 1: worse than ever.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's true.
Speaker 1: Oh I thought it was because of the breakup.
Speaker 5: No, I mean it's because I have everything, Like I'm in
Speaker 5: a very I'm not that bad first of all.
Speaker 1: But like that all you said, well, we don't know
Speaker 1: what personally, we don't know how.
Speaker 4: I probably.
Speaker 5: I'm in this thing now, Like I mean, we're all
Speaker 5: in our thirties or forties now, you know, like our
Speaker 5: group of comics, sure, some people are married and some
Speaker 5: people have the things that we thought we were going
Speaker 5: to get or wherever. You know, there's varying degrees of
Speaker 5: all kinds of life. And I'm like, well, my stuff's
Speaker 5: like good, but it's not enough.
Speaker 1: So what are the things that are like that you
Speaker 1: thought you would have by now that that.
Speaker 4: Other property that'd be nice?
Speaker 1: That's a common one, hear.
Speaker 5: Yeah, my brother's not being ankle weights while I'm swimming
Speaker 5: in the ocean, Like I feel like I'm dragging my
Speaker 5: family across the finish line.
Speaker 4: Sometimes. I don't know if you, Oh.
Speaker 5: My brothers like uh so, Like I love them and
Speaker 5: they're good guys, but like they're not contributing in a
Speaker 5: lot of ways. I would like to see them contribute
Speaker 5: to our overall family and nobody is married.
Speaker 1: Do you have a family where everybody contributes to the family.
Speaker 5: No, but in a way of like we have some
Speaker 5: since my mother's death and my father's deaths, Like we
Speaker 5: have some obligations that like we're all tied together on
Speaker 5: and I'm like, you were going to fix this shit
Speaker 5: and you haven't fixed it, and now like and now
Speaker 5: you guys all have like you're in a better position
Speaker 5: than me because I haven't been pushing for my like
Speaker 5: these kind of things. Yeah, and I'm like, well, this
Speaker 5: would help me own a house, you know, like this
Speaker 5: would help me do these things right and so like
Speaker 5: and that's fine, Like I'm doing fine. I'm probably gonna
Speaker 5: buy a house anyway, so like it's yeah, but it's
Speaker 5: one of those things that like I just would like
Speaker 5: to level up and have the tangible things as apost
Speaker 5: and have somebody to share it with that I can
Speaker 5: actually stay on the fucking side of you know, would
Speaker 5: you know you date? Like when I was dating this
Speaker 5: last person, Like I mean, I had order, but like,
Speaker 5: oh god, like it.
Speaker 1: Doesn't sound like it.
Speaker 4: Just the thing is that you think.
Speaker 5: I mean, I'm sure you guys have tread this grun before,
Speaker 5: but like the things that you like enjoy about someone
Speaker 5: turn into things you fucking truly hate about there, like
Speaker 5: you guys like yeah, like like we were long distance,
Speaker 5: but we were very serious and like, you know, seeing
Speaker 5: each other a lot. And then she would be like
Speaker 5: I liked saying good night to her because she would
Speaker 5: always got she worked earlier and stuff and like and
Speaker 5: I'd be like, hey.
Speaker 4: I'm out at work, but I miss you. I adore you.
Speaker 4: Blah blah, all this kind of stuff.
Speaker 5: Yeah, And then and then one night, like one night
Speaker 5: I left her a voice text and she was like, oh,
Speaker 5: I really love that. I was already asleep, so I
Speaker 5: just sent her a voice text, you know, and she's
Speaker 5: like that made my day so much better. And then
Speaker 5: she was like, well, you keep doing that, and I
Speaker 5: was like, yeah, sure, you know. And then eventually one
Speaker 5: night I forgot to do it and she was like,
Speaker 5: why was Where wasn't my ship Like that.
Speaker 1: It doesn't feel like an obligation, just something that you
Speaker 1: started organically because you felt it and you meant it.
Speaker 1: And then and then it just becomes like common. Like
Speaker 1: it's like I brush, I brush my teeth, I wake
Speaker 1: up a pee, I listened to my voice not yeah.
Speaker 4: I like things special, things to be special.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I totally agree. I used to be like your
Speaker 1: ex in that way. And then it was shown to
Speaker 1: me that like when things just kind of pop up randomly,
Speaker 1: it's much better. It's just much like we'll have like
Speaker 1: characters we do and it's like if somebody's like, do
Speaker 1: this character, like no, I don't feel like it. Don't
Speaker 1: ask me to do it. You shouldn't want me to
Speaker 1: do it. I don't feel like it. You do you do?
Speaker 4: Like, do you do a character? Do you do a characters?
Speaker 5: Like when you're apologizing, that would that would send me
Speaker 5: to baby Margaret wants to apologize for getting to drop
Speaker 5: off to winch a baby.
Speaker 1: A baby character is gotten. I feel like I just
Speaker 1: got my lesson shame.
Speaker 4: Oh what what's your character? Give me?
Speaker 1: Your character is Karen, who doesn't do characters.
Speaker 4: We know the truth. She doesn't need any gimmicks.
Speaker 1: My weapon is honesty, it's true.
Speaker 4: What do you want to talk about? What happened last night?
Speaker 4: It happens.
Speaker 5: It happens to a lot of guys.
Speaker 4: Shut your couple of drinks.
Speaker 1: Okay, No, I'll do the character. I'm like, hey, great
Speaker 1: job dipship and I'll just talk. I'm like, you fucking idiot.
Speaker 1: And it's like I step into this character. I just
Speaker 1: fucking annihilate him verbally and he's like that's great. But
Speaker 1: there was one time where he was like do that.
Speaker 1: I'm like, no, you can't. And then he's the same
Speaker 1: way if I'm like, do this character, what's his character?
Speaker 1: He's got a bunch. He's Irish, so he's very funny.
Speaker 1: He's very entertaining, but you can't.
Speaker 5: Oh I know him, yes, yes, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 5: I'll see him to night, I.
Speaker 1: Think, yeah, I'll see there.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 5: But like and he's from the same part of Ireland
Speaker 5: as my mom Malahide my mom. Oh no no, then
Speaker 5: he's further north. Yeah, my mom was from Ireland. Yeah yeah, yeah,
Speaker 5: we buried her over there. Fun trip. Yeah, baby head
Speaker 5: to bury his mommy.
Speaker 4: Every time he goes to Island and noted Dame.
Speaker 1: But my mommy died. So both your parents you lost.
Speaker 5: Yeah yeah, that's wild. Yeah, it's so interesting. But it's
Speaker 5: like I don't want to be like it's fine, but
Speaker 5: you learned how to do things, you know, Like it's
Speaker 5: pretty interesting to not have.
Speaker 4: My favorite thing about it. I'm trying to find my
Speaker 4: favorite thing.
Speaker 5: And it is that like if someone says they're disappointed
Speaker 5: in me, it truly does not work anymore. Like like
Speaker 5: I can still get in trouble with like the law,
Speaker 5: but my job is the job. I like, we have
Speaker 5: all had the same career, so I'm not going to
Speaker 5: get like in trouble with my boss. Yeah, and I'm
Speaker 5: not like, you know, unless I like get drunk and
Speaker 5: hit a busload of nuns or something like I'm not.
Speaker 5: I like, so there's a freedom, Like I don't want
Speaker 5: to feel that way, Like I don't want to have
Speaker 5: to be like a prick, but I think it's like
Speaker 5: nice to just be like, yeah, I got William. I'm
Speaker 5: not going to hear my mom's voice ever again, so
Speaker 5: I'm not not going to need to like feel like
Speaker 5: I'm so disappointed.
Speaker 1: Did you did you live under the anxiety of potentially
Speaker 1: disappointing your parents while were alive.
Speaker 5: My mother, not my father, Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 5: like a little bit, I think, but more like I
Speaker 5: knew she wasn't disappointed, but like she was so worried
Speaker 5: all the time, so like because of the job and
Speaker 5: like because you're got yeah yeah, that kind of stuff.
Speaker 5: But you know, she got used to it. And then
Speaker 5: like at the end before she died, I had like
Speaker 5: an established career to.
Speaker 1: Some degree, Yeah, so she was like to worry a
Speaker 1: little less.
Speaker 5: Yeah yeah, Like yeah, she would try to give me
Speaker 5: money and I didn't need it. So I think that
Speaker 5: she was like, Okay, I can go now.
Speaker 1: Like our parents like worry about us pursuing a career
Speaker 1: in the arts because like there's nothing to worry about it.
Speaker 1: It's like, Okay, what do you worry about, like that
Speaker 1: your kid will fail and then we'll have to get
Speaker 1: another job, like you can access the money.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's like it's.
Speaker 5: Not you know, we're not We're not in a plat
Speaker 5: system in India where like I can only like I'm
Speaker 5: only allowed to be like a ditch digger or whatever, you.
Speaker 1: Know, like not like Alaskan fishermen. We're gonna die on
Speaker 1: the job, you know. I guess you could. But you
Speaker 1: can die anywhere anywhere. You die in the car driving.
Speaker 5: I would imagine it's many comedians of overdose and cocaine
Speaker 5: as fishermen have drowned.
Speaker 4: But true. Yeah, but I.
Speaker 5: Think it's like it's also one of these things, like
Speaker 5: the jobs I am qualified for I will always be
Speaker 5: able to get.
Speaker 4: Because if I ever have.
Speaker 5: To do them again, there's gonna be somebody who's like
Speaker 5: in high school doing it.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 5: I've painted myself into a real corner, I know. Yeah,
Speaker 5: it's just good.
Speaker 4: I have to punch my way out the whole time.
Speaker 1: It's unexpected of your parents dying. You don't have to
Speaker 1: live with the fear of the wrath of their disappointment. That's beautiful.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I love that they're more downs than ups. But
Speaker 4: it's working.
Speaker 1: So so your baseline is pretty neutral, like in terms
Speaker 1: of like mental health.
Speaker 5: Like I'm at this point like do you guys do therapy?
Speaker 4: Yeah, I stopped going.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna pause. I paused for a year because I
Speaker 1: overdid it. I was like, I'm good.
Speaker 5: I was like I was like when my mom died,
Speaker 5: I went to one like right away because I was like, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 5: I was like I need to do this, and like
Speaker 5: it didn't uh, it was fine, Like it was just
Speaker 5: nothing ever turned over, nothing ever for me. And I
Speaker 5: was like, I'm fucking Sometimes I come here and I
Speaker 5: just cry to some like old lady.
Speaker 1: That's why I stopped going. At a certain point, I go,
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna I would am I just gonna sign
Speaker 1: on here and pay one hundred and fifty bucks to cry?
Speaker 5: Yeah, and I gotta go out and like I'm like
Speaker 5: coming in from like to go to Columbus Circle, to
Speaker 5: the one who takes my insurance or whatever.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 5: Yeah, So that that kind of shit was like bumming
Speaker 5: me out. And I didn't really mind it at first,
Speaker 5: but I just didn't like my problems weren't fixing any like, like,
Speaker 5: I wasn't like I was already identifying my problems and
Speaker 5: fixing them, Like it just was like trudging it, you know.
Speaker 5: And it wasn't on her really, but like I was
Speaker 5: think I was expecting something that was not going to
Speaker 5: come through. And like, now, so I stopped going and
Speaker 5: I've been out for a few years, and I probably
Speaker 5: should go back, but I kind of at this point
Speaker 5: where like I don't want to have the problems anymore,
Speaker 5: but if I can't solve them, I want to stop
Speaker 5: being upset by them, like, you know, Like and I
Speaker 5: found that therapy was really more or less just kicking
Speaker 5: the shit out of me with it, like and it
Speaker 5: was I wasn't getting the results I wanted. And maybe
Speaker 5: I had a few bad sessions with like because I
Speaker 5: tried a few different people, I wasn't like I didn't quit, you.
Speaker 1: Know, like, yeah, it's like dating.
Speaker 4: Yeah. I also feel like.
Speaker 1: Upon upon review, I feel like a regular therapist isn't
Speaker 1: equipped to handle death unless they've had a lot of
Speaker 1: personal experience with it in the same way like that
Speaker 1: it's specifically a grief counselor would be equipped to deal
Speaker 1: with it. When I researched it more, I was like,
Speaker 1: I probably I ended up getting through it like what
Speaker 1: I need to get through myself through my own independent research.
Speaker 1: But I was like, I think a grief counselor probably
Speaker 1: would have been a lot more helpful than a therapist. Yeah,
Speaker 1: because especially therapress my age with a live parents.
Speaker 4: Yes, Like I get slissed.
Speaker 5: I get mad when I have friends who are like
Speaker 5: ten years older, mean that are comments and there I
Speaker 5: find out their folks are still alive.
Speaker 4: I'm like, why am I getting fucked?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 5: Yeah, And I'm like and then I feel like I
Speaker 5: shouldn't be complaining about it in my head, so I.
Speaker 1: Just yeah, then you're on the wheel.
Speaker 4: So I definitely should go back to therapy.
Speaker 1: But yeah, so that breakup that happened a year ago,
Speaker 1: that's not You're like cool with it.
Speaker 4: I am. We are not cool, but I am cool
Speaker 4: with it. Like what happened?
Speaker 1: What went down? Why did it end?
Speaker 4: Okay? Uh? That one time? It was everything was like
Speaker 4: the problems were things like.
Speaker 5: She would do this a lot, and she is a
Speaker 5: good person, and I feel like sometimes she still looks.
Speaker 4: At the ship I do.
Speaker 1: I like, what I love when people come on and
Speaker 1: talk about their axes and they go listen not a
Speaker 1: can't stand the site or the voice or anything.
Speaker 5: About them, And I don't talk about And yeah, she's
Speaker 5: terribly needy, and I would try to make her do things.
Speaker 1: But like you try to make her do things, like.
Speaker 5: Like she was like a homebody and like we didn't
Speaker 5: live in the same place, so I'd be like, you
Speaker 5: need to get out because I can't.
Speaker 4: My life is yea, that was.
Speaker 1: Just a sound by then you did clarification for your.
Speaker 4: Own like I was like talk like a baby.
Speaker 5: But she would do this thing where like she would
Speaker 5: fuck up like I did plenty of the wrong ship
Speaker 5: so fine, yes we will, but like she would do
Speaker 5: things where she like was in the wrong and we
Speaker 5: would get over it, right and I'm talking about it
Speaker 5: like this fucking upset me. I did not like it,
Speaker 5: you know, And then she would be like, okay, I'm sorry,
Speaker 5: you know, she would admit that she wasn't the wrong,
Speaker 5: but then I would have to spend like days sometimes weeks,
Speaker 5: like consoling her to make her feel better. I can't
Speaker 5: hate it, and I she like she is a good person,
Speaker 5: like but like that is that kind of ship that
Speaker 5: like I was like, you can't do this to me
Speaker 5: because I feel like I'm doing something wrong because you
Speaker 5: got upset about something that was you were wrong about.
Speaker 4: Like I like, I can't. This is not gonna work.
Speaker 5: And when we broke up, she fucking she gave me
Speaker 5: both barrels, like she fucking unloaded on me.
Speaker 1: Did she like like grievances and stuff with Oh.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, I know.
Speaker 1: I know her inner working as well.
Speaker 5: Unfortunately, like I do a bit in the new special
Speaker 5: I'm here promoting the Blue Eyed Mexican on YouTube produced
Speaker 5: by Repressure. Yeah okay, yeah out now, but it's doing well,
Speaker 5: but it could do better.
Speaker 4: By the way, when I came here, I was like, it's.
Speaker 1: One of my favorite stand ups. You're definitely checking out.
Speaker 1: You are so funny.
Speaker 4: Thank you fast.
Speaker 5: I got a doss done, like a digital dossier done
Speaker 5: by my agency, Like they found like what my digital
Speaker 5: foot print was, and I was always like I knew
Speaker 5: like my audience was fairly male, but it was like
Speaker 5: overly yeah, like overly male is what she was. Heavily male,
Speaker 5: slightly it's slightly more likely to be college educated than not.
Speaker 4: And it was it was fifty one nine.
Speaker 1: That's interesting the male versus female because I was actually
Speaker 1: just going to add on to that that, like, you
Speaker 1: are not this like kind of male comedian in quotes
Speaker 1: that we see so much of, And I think that
Speaker 1: you actually have a lot to offer to both men
Speaker 1: or women in an audience, Like I.
Speaker 4: Think I do, but I think I'm exposed to.
Speaker 1: Like your humor appeals to women and women alike.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I think so.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I feel like you have an emotion and vulnerability
Speaker 1: in your act that's lacking from a lot of male
Speaker 1: comedians act that that would really resonate with a female audience.
Speaker 1: So that's why we got you on this show.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's and thank you for having I do.
Speaker 5: But like when I was coming here to do this,
Speaker 5: I was like, because I think women like my act
Speaker 5: like more or less. You know, it's a little more
Speaker 5: like guy focused in ways, but it's not like unrelatable.
Speaker 4: Women can laugh at both.
Speaker 1: The women can also open themselves up to experiences of men,
Speaker 1: something that men are not.
Speaker 4: As great as. That's where some of us are working
Speaker 4: on it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, thank you, we appreciate that a lot much. If
Speaker 1: you could do it fast.
Speaker 5: At our next big meeting a thank you actually in
Speaker 5: the chat for my special and there's a lot of
Speaker 5: good stuff in there for you go. But I talked
Speaker 5: about it and especially was like when she broke up
Speaker 5: with me, she said, ship that was so mean.
Speaker 4: I knew she was thinking about it for a while.
Speaker 4: I know exactly what I mean.
Speaker 5: That's an inherently female thing, Like.
Speaker 1: We need for that, like to feel like you got them.
Speaker 5: Yeah, because she was like, I broke up with her,
Speaker 5: but when.
Speaker 1: She broke up?
Speaker 5: What what like when we I meant to say when
Speaker 5: we broke up, but like I broke up with her,
Speaker 5: but she fucking how very feminine eviscerated me, like she
Speaker 5: called because you're like we were. She's she literally sent
Speaker 5: me a text like a week before she goes that
Speaker 5: I she goes, she said, I say this, this is
Speaker 5: me doing a little bit of the special. But she goes,
Speaker 5: she goes, she sent me a text and all it
Speaker 5: said was I sent you an email.
Speaker 4: Yeah, and that's.
Speaker 5: Exactly what I say, And there's all this stuff in
Speaker 5: it and uh, and I'm like, I need to take
Speaker 5: some time to think about this, and she's like, of course,
Speaker 5: you know, like you need to do that, like that's fair,
Speaker 5: you know, like that Later a lot she was really good,
Speaker 5: but then like three days later, I go, hey, we
Speaker 5: should talk and she was like this sounds bad and
Speaker 5: I go like, well it is, you know, like yeah,
Speaker 5: and then she like instantly stopped being sweet and called
Speaker 5: me switch and just fucking of this. Like so she
Speaker 5: was going to be sweet if she got the answer
Speaker 5: she wanted, but she wasn't going to be mature.
Speaker 1: Like that's she got but hurt. Yeah she Wait, the
Speaker 1: email was the email. The email was before after you
Speaker 1: broke up with.
Speaker 5: The email was before The email was like kind of
Speaker 5: like here we are at the yeah, yeah, yeah, this
Speaker 5: is the bender break.
Speaker 1: We have to both we have to both figure out
Speaker 1: how we both want to pursue. Yeah, and she just
Speaker 1: and what she put on the table you said no to.
Speaker 4: Yes, correct girl.
Speaker 1: Women not good at getting rejected.
Speaker 5: No we need Men aren't no one is. I think
Speaker 5: we don't need againder that men aren't.
Speaker 1: Don't know. I've seen men get rejected in public, and
Speaker 1: I'm like, if I was that dude, I would fucking
Speaker 1: punch that chick. But I just have less less experience
Speaker 1: with it, like romantic rejection. So I think that's why
Speaker 1: we sometimes act very poorly when it is thrust upon us.
Speaker 1: It's tough. It's tough.
Speaker 4: But she called and she just fucking what was what was.
Speaker 1: Some of the grievance issues, was like, let's go through
Speaker 1: the hits.
Speaker 4: You're well, she said, you don't know how to love anyone,
Speaker 4: and that.
Speaker 5: Feels like I feel sorry for you.
Speaker 4: You don't know how to love.
Speaker 1: I just I went back. But then I was like
Speaker 1: I went quickly through my house.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: I was like, I've definitely told someone they don't deserve
Speaker 1: love before, so.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I feel sorry for you that you can't. You
Speaker 5: should be able to do these things at your age
Speaker 5: was a phrase that was you. Yeah, she's a bit
Speaker 5: younger than me, but not she was. This was a
Speaker 5: year and a half ago. So I was thirty eight
Speaker 5: and she was twenty nine, so like still twenties, yeah,
Speaker 5: but and also sheltered. She was a little she just
Speaker 5: she comes from a little bit of privilege. So uh,
Speaker 5: but she just fucking blasted and what she.
Speaker 4: Was like, and how can you do this? How can
Speaker 4: you break up with me like this?
Speaker 5: And I go the only thing I said, and this
Speaker 5: was thirty minutes of me taking a beating thirty minutes,
Speaker 5: I said barely anything, just she just kept going and going.
Speaker 5: I was like, because I knew logically where I knew
Speaker 5: she would be mad, like when I cause when I
Speaker 5: made my decision, I knew what she was kind of
Speaker 5: gonna do. But I was like, she's going to react.
Speaker 5: She's not a bad person. When I fucking cried over this,
Speaker 5: I talked to my buddies about it. I was like,
Speaker 5: this is gonna suck and decision, but it was like,
Speaker 5: you got to do this. It's like going to be awful.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and we're proud of you. Man very rarely do
Speaker 1: the breaking.
Speaker 5: Yes, I'm trying to do a thing that would like
Speaker 5: just be a man like it just like it doesn't exactly. Yeah,
Speaker 5: Like I'm just trying to And it takes a while
Speaker 5: for everyone to learn how to be an adult.
Speaker 1: You don't like it's super manly. Yeah, okay, I want Sorry,
Speaker 1: I don't want. I don't know, doesn't want to be
Speaker 1: doesn't want to be that people like.
Speaker 5: You want to be in even though people are in
Speaker 5: marriages their whole lives because they don't know how to
Speaker 5: like leave someone, Yeah, and it sucks and they're miserable,
Speaker 5: and it's like, it's so like me, like I did this,
Speaker 5: And then the only thing I said the whole.
Speaker 4: Time she was like, how could you break up? What's
Speaker 4: someone like this?
Speaker 5: Which is, by the way, it's not like I took
Speaker 5: her to Paris and dumped under the Eiffel Tower, like
Speaker 5: you know, it was like I tried to think about Yeah,
Speaker 5: I didn't like Ti Facer slam a drink out of
Speaker 5: her hand and walk out.
Speaker 4: Yeah, and then.
Speaker 5: I go And then I just screamed like and I
Speaker 5: don't I'm pretty even killed.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you don't have to make excuses, you screamed it.
Speaker 4: It's fine.
Speaker 5: On the phone, I was like, if everybody knew how
Speaker 5: to break up with someone, this wouldn't be so goddamn hard.
Speaker 5: And she just like was quiet and like a little
Speaker 5: bit of logic said and she's like I gotta go
Speaker 5: fuck you.
Speaker 1: Then oh man.
Speaker 4: An hour later, oh no.
Speaker 5: She text me like maybe a novel's worth of like
Speaker 5: things that don't do right. And then the last thing
Speaker 5: is the last thing is you can text her call
Speaker 5: me if you got I'm done. I don't want to
Speaker 5: hear anything else. And I was like, but if you
Speaker 5: have something you want to say you can sell. That's
Speaker 5: like her leaving her flag up for me to like
Speaker 5: come talk to her.
Speaker 4: Yes, And then I was like, okay, I just wrote okay.
Speaker 1: I wrote okay.
Speaker 4: I wrote okay, I'll talk to you when I'm ready
Speaker 4: to talk to you. Okay.
Speaker 5: That we have not talked at all. But then the
Speaker 5: next day she text me, she goes, I hope you're
Speaker 5: doing okay, And I was like, I'm.
Speaker 1: Trying to try emotionally abusing you.
Speaker 5: I go, I hope you're doing okay too, and she goes,
Speaker 5: I'm not. And this was like the worst part. She goes,
Speaker 5: I'm not doing okay. And then I text back, I'm
Speaker 5: really sorry, but I you know, I'll talk to you
Speaker 5: when I can talk to.
Speaker 4: You, because like that was like that's her.
Speaker 1: That was her move to like to manipulate you.
Speaker 5: You have to give me to come back because I
Speaker 5: tried to break up with her once before because and
Speaker 5: we did go through a good patch after, so it
Speaker 5: wasn't like a waste of time.
Speaker 4: But uh, I mean it's I guess it's.
Speaker 1: All wasted time to her, Well, yeah, that's the thing.
Speaker 1: I think women are sold this idea of relationships and
Speaker 1: then the pair with the rejection thing of like us,
Speaker 1: we don't get rejected that often, we don't get dump
Speaker 1: that often. And so all of that together is like
Speaker 1: the perfect storm of like a woman losing her ship
Speaker 1: if she doesn't have a sense of self yeah you know.
Speaker 5: Yeah, and she needs it, like she needs to be
Speaker 5: like she needed to think that needs well, she needed
Speaker 5: like me to be her thing, like that's the thing
Speaker 5: she was concerned like I have that, like that that
Speaker 5: was her most important thing in her life was me.
Speaker 1: I've seen a comedian boyfriend, which is one of those
Speaker 1: my boyfriends is standup comedian. Yeah, we see it all
Speaker 1: the time.
Speaker 4: Though people like Fieri.
Speaker 1: There's a part of me that's like that is that's cool.
Speaker 4: It is it is.
Speaker 1: It's cool to have a boyfriend who's I.
Speaker 5: Do it and it's great to have I love so sad,
Speaker 5: but like that to me is attractive thing I look
Speaker 5: for and apart like totally, like I think that's like
Speaker 5: people having shit going on is like really sexy, like
Speaker 5: and it doesn't mean like, yes, they don't have to
Speaker 5: be writing on private jets with jay Z or a
Speaker 5: more current rappers.
Speaker 1: But like I love when people are like she's only
Speaker 1: with you because you're successful and rich and doing amazing things.
Speaker 5: It's like yeah, yes, yeah, they have a high standard. Yeah,
Speaker 5: like they might actually like you too, Like the people
Speaker 5: will assault you with things like they're only with you
Speaker 5: because you're like you make money and you're successful and
Speaker 5: you do cool things like yeah, you're good. Why are
Speaker 5: you talking to me then, because I'm a sounds like
Speaker 5: it's the only thing you want to do with me.
Speaker 4: I'm a nice person.
Speaker 1: Too, like that, you know those cave man instincts of
Speaker 1: like you know men straight men like big breast because
Speaker 1: you know, deep down and stinctually that tells them that
Speaker 1: you could feed a baby when you have a baby.
Speaker 4: Or I think we're away from that.
Speaker 1: Totally, but I think a woman having a career is
Speaker 1: like or a guy or a girl a partner having
Speaker 1: a lot going on for them. You envision your future
Speaker 1: of like, yes, that's a fun ass future future future. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's the future. I want to be a part of it.
Speaker 5: But that's true, Like I and they don't even really
Speaker 5: what they have to do is be attempting things and
Speaker 5: doing But like even if it's not like they're not
Speaker 5: killing it, Like where they want.
Speaker 4: To be, but.
Speaker 1: I don't, like I'll be. We're there for you if
Speaker 1: you fail, but you have to make big moves, big,
Speaker 1: make big attempts. I don't care.
Speaker 5: And a big attempt can be like, yeah, it doesn't
Speaker 5: have to be like the sexiest professional thing or the
Speaker 5: sexiest like, but you need to be contributing and really
Speaker 5: trying to do something that makes you happy in this
Speaker 5: world because we're I love.
Speaker 1: A niche interest, a niche interest, or like a niche career,
Speaker 1: and you're like, fuck, there's yeah, there has.
Speaker 4: To be a person like learning something about somebody.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, because when people make big attempts, that to
Speaker 1: me says they that someone they see greatness or the
Speaker 1: potential for greatness within themselves, which is extremely important to me.
Speaker 1: Now it's like, how can I see potential in you
Speaker 1: when you can't see potential on you? And so many
Speaker 1: people expect their partner to fucking mind this potential out
Speaker 1: of them, and it's like, no, I don't support the potential.
Speaker 1: I'm not going to fucking mine it out of you.
Speaker 5: Though it is also okay when you are seventeen or
Speaker 5: eighteen to like be like this person is going to
Speaker 5: make me happy, you're dumb and you still have an
Speaker 5: idea of like to be like this is not no right,
Speaker 5: but and yes, and that's the thing. It's like I'm
Speaker 5: not fucking pulling you all the way across the finish line.
Speaker 4: I just can't do it, you know, Like that's not fun.
Speaker 5: You know, like I will, I will do it if
Speaker 5: you are trying to do it yourself, right, But that
Speaker 5: shit's fucking exhausting, man, And like if your career, like
Speaker 5: you guys are obviously talented, career minded women who have
Speaker 5: done what Like That's like I don't know why it's
Speaker 5: hard for men to handle that in a relation truly,
Speaker 5: because I like, like if what I was dating one
Speaker 5: of you, and like I got all my own ships,
Speaker 5: and I'd be like, fucking cool, go do it, like
Speaker 5: I will do my ship, like yeah, and we'll find
Speaker 5: a time.
Speaker 1: But you're saying that as a man who has a
Speaker 1: lot going for himself and is like doing cool ship.
Speaker 1: So I wonder if that has I wonder if it's
Speaker 1: the man's insecurity of them not being where they want
Speaker 1: to be that just makes them a bitter bitch.
Speaker 4: Yeah, or or a woman, yeah, like either side of it, If.
Speaker 1: You were dating another comedian and like she had like
Speaker 1: been in the game less long than you and then
Speaker 1: gets a Netflix special and then you don't have a
Speaker 1: Netflix special, Like how are you feeling about she?
Speaker 5: Yeah, well, like, as long as they're not funnier than me,
Speaker 5: I'll be fine, Like they can be more successful.
Speaker 1: But so okay, so you well, like I don't know
Speaker 1: if there is anyone.
Speaker 5: Okay, Todd Barry, Yeah, yeah, I'm definitely moving in that direction.
Speaker 1: By the way.
Speaker 4: No, I mean, of course I would. I really would.
Speaker 5: I think I mean that would be and that I'm
Speaker 5: not that would be an adjustment, Like if somebody was
Speaker 5: a funnier person than me and a more successful person
Speaker 5: in the same field as me. I'm not saying that
Speaker 5: wouldn't come with its own challenges, but I think it's doable.
Speaker 5: I think I'm a sensible enough person to figure it
Speaker 5: out if I love them that much. But if not,
Speaker 5: we're probably going to break up. But it's not going
Speaker 5: to be like, it doesn't mean it's a failure completely
Speaker 5: as a relationship.
Speaker 1: I know, I feel like we got we got a
Speaker 1: little cheated by this idea that a relationship not working
Speaker 1: is a failure it's like, but all of them don't work. Yeah,
Speaker 1: none of them work, and then one does and then
Speaker 1: you die.
Speaker 5: Yeah, so that's okay, you should put that on like
Speaker 5: an anniversary card.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I agree.
Speaker 5: But I think it's like they're like I look at
Speaker 5: like a lot of relationships I've had as successes, like I.
Speaker 1: Learned a lot, which is the success learning?
Speaker 4: Yeah, I think so.
Speaker 5: And like most of my ex is still most of
Speaker 5: my serious ones, A few of them I still talk to,
Speaker 5: and then like one or two, I know, I'm fine,
Speaker 5: I just don't talk to them. Yeah, and then this
Speaker 5: one is probably the only one that will never like
Speaker 5: talk to me.
Speaker 1: Yeah, being but hurt is Yeah, hell hath no fury
Speaker 1: like a woman scorned.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I like wonder if I'll see or something.
Speaker 1: I think she'll talk to you when she's older. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I think twenty nine is young.
Speaker 5: Still, Well she did also, Uh so I found out
Speaker 5: later I went to New Orleans and she was texting
Speaker 5: my like my buddy there like pretty quickly after.
Speaker 1: And he met nineteen.
Speaker 4: Yeah, he chopped it off like I don't know how
Speaker 4: quickly I.
Speaker 1: Hurt your feelings, Shange exactly. Yeah, she's I'm not saying
Speaker 1: she's great. I'm saying I think she'll reach out when
Speaker 1: she matures a little bit. But I'm like that move
Speaker 1: is like, that's a three year relationship off of petty
Speaker 1: because my boyfriend cheated on him. I'm like, I'm going
Speaker 1: to date one of your bandmates and I just introduced
Speaker 1: myself on my Space and we dated for three years.
Speaker 1: He was actually very lovely. That's Petty one.
Speaker 4: That guy.
Speaker 1: Oh he's lovely. He lived in California as a musician.
Speaker 1: This was ages ago. But I'm like, he's a great guy.
Speaker 1: It happened to be a great guy. But Petty is
Speaker 1: I can fall in love with somebody. If the jets
Speaker 1: behind me is Petty, it's fucked up. I know it's
Speaker 1: not I'm not proud. I know I'm not proud of it.
Speaker 1: But women, you know we're not gonna take you down,
Speaker 1: but we will emotionally take you down. Shane, if you
Speaker 1: piss us off enough, I definitely have hit hit up
Speaker 1: friends of access just to just to piss them off
Speaker 1: for sure. Yeah, when the guy when that's an advantage.
Speaker 4: You guys, ladies have over like y guys.
Speaker 1: Yes everyone, woman, No, that's not true. After I broke
Speaker 1: up with an Ax. There was a lot of a
Speaker 1: couple of comedian female comedians who didn't like me try
Speaker 1: to fuck my accent and hit him up immediately.
Speaker 4: No, No, that's not what I'm saying.
Speaker 5: What the point I'm trying to make is like, if
Speaker 5: I'm dating you and then uh uh.
Speaker 1: You do something shitty's break up with you?
Speaker 4: Yes, like because I like.
Speaker 5: Because I feel like you're you're the like the you
Speaker 5: think there's a sisterhood or what.
Speaker 1: I don't have a round tell each other ship?
Speaker 4: Yeah, like you're you're or whatever.
Speaker 1: I can see why you're having trouble with the women's stats. Yes,
Speaker 1: you know, we have our period. Every time we get mad,
Speaker 1: every time a man pisses us off, we start bleeding. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's all you do it on command?
Speaker 5: Really Yeah, well I can't wait and then I pissed off,
Speaker 5: Like three or three ladies had their period on the subway.
Speaker 4: Here him with my backpack when I walked up.
Speaker 1: No, have you ever done anything petty like that? Like
Speaker 1: has a grid has a woman ever hurt? Like, what's
Speaker 1: the shittiest thing we've ever hurt? Has a woman ever
Speaker 1: done it? Like, what's the shittiest thing a woman's onto you.
Speaker 1: Like men are capable of some ship man, so are women.
Speaker 1: I'm just wondering.
Speaker 5: I don't know what like the ship. I don't know
Speaker 5: how much score I keep with that stuff. I mean,
Speaker 5: I definitely have memories of it, but like I'm sure,
Speaker 5: like I don't like one.
Speaker 4: Uh.
Speaker 5: One time after my dad died, I went I had
Speaker 5: dated this woman like right after, which was like, I
Speaker 5: put my grief in the relationship and that's on me.
Speaker 4: Uh. And this is one of the women I'm still
Speaker 4: actually friends with.
Speaker 5: Uh.
Speaker 4: She does my website does a good job. Check it out.
Speaker 4: You go get the link to the special there.
Speaker 1: Blue Eye Mexican. It's Wee Bird Krasher on YouTube.
Speaker 4: Thank you. I just want to make sure we're getting
Speaker 4: this in. I need this time.
Speaker 1: We do a huge plug at the end door. Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: I don't know you've done the show, and we'll do.
Speaker 4: But it was like three years ago but we broke up.
Speaker 5: I had this thing, this like event that was like
Speaker 5: my thing in Portland when I still lived there, that
Speaker 5: she had nothing to do with. And it was like
Speaker 5: five days later and she just showed up to the
Speaker 5: event because she was part of like and it wasn't
Speaker 5: like the meanest thing, but it's like I was like,
Speaker 5: this is fucking inconsiderate, like like you don't need to
Speaker 5: be here. Yeah, there's nothing like I'm not excluding you
Speaker 5: from anything in our community, like this is just.
Speaker 1: Here for a little bunch of dicks on your face.
Speaker 5: But it was also you know, like also like I
Speaker 5: think I that being said, I did not handle that
Speaker 5: breakup well for like a while.
Speaker 4: So really, yeah, I wasn't like yelling at her.
Speaker 5: I wasn't a psycho or anything, but I was just
Speaker 5: like sad because I was like drunk and like hadn't
Speaker 5: really put my dad's.
Speaker 4: Death to bed.
Speaker 5: Yeah yeah, and you know like I kind of like,
Speaker 5: I don't I say, took it out on her, but
Speaker 5: I didn't make it easy on her to be around
Speaker 5: me and my friends and she was part of the community.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but that happens.
Speaker 4: That was like thirteen years ago, so yeah.
Speaker 1: You react how you react.
Speaker 4: Yeah, So it was like.
Speaker 5: Not to make excuses for it, Like I apologize immensely
Speaker 5: for it, but like that's kind of the ship.
Speaker 4: Like penny moves are just shit.
Speaker 1: Like yeah, sometimes they feel good though, but yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: like when someone screws you over.
Speaker 5: You're like, oh, it's like I wish I sometimes I
Speaker 5: just want to yell things at people that are upsetting
Speaker 5: me and call them every word I'm not allowed to say,
Speaker 5: because I feel like that'll be the only thing that
Speaker 5: makes me feel better.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, and then it makes feel worse.
Speaker 4: Yeah, but the release feels good.
Speaker 1: It's like, where do you put those feelings? What do
Speaker 1: you can just go jerk off? It's not going to
Speaker 1: go Sometimes you're in line, you know you can't do that.
Speaker 4: I guess I have to go jog like the worse. Yeah,
Speaker 4: So are you dating? I don't know what I'm doing
Speaker 4: anymore with these people?
Speaker 1: Are you on apps?
Speaker 4: No? I don't like. They're not favorable, Yeah they're not.
Speaker 1: They're weird.
Speaker 4: Yeah, well, I don't know.
Speaker 1: Like when you're in comic, I feel like just yeah,
Speaker 1: it doesn't comic just meetings an audience member is much easier.
Speaker 4: But that's not I don't like. I don't pull women
Speaker 4: like that. That's not a thing I do.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but women will come up to you, I imagine, Yeah,
Speaker 1: when we're bold.
Speaker 5: Now because they're not as bold, they're not as bold
Speaker 5: like I think they're bolder with certain people.
Speaker 3: Uh, but but you you strike me as a man
Speaker 3: that a woman can be bold with.
Speaker 1: I don't know, Like, yeah, why I agree with that?
Speaker 4: Like what do you what do you give me an
Speaker 4: example of what do you.
Speaker 1: Think if I would flirt with you aggressively, if I've
Speaker 1: never met you before and I wanted to flirt with you,
Speaker 1: I would just feel very comfortable doing it. I would
Speaker 1: come up to your after a show and be like, yeah,
Speaker 1: you'reant fuck. Yeah, yeah, you would just say that to
Speaker 1: someone like me because you're not. You're not trash, You're
Speaker 1: not a trash man.
Speaker 4: I come off that way. You think I come off
Speaker 4: that way?
Speaker 5: You guys have known me for ten years probably, Yeah,
Speaker 5: you think I come off that way as a performer
Speaker 5: to these women.
Speaker 1: Yes, I've seen your act many times. I feel comfortable
Speaker 1: doing it.
Speaker 5: Yes, that's wild because in my mind, why how do
Speaker 5: you think you because I like, you know whatever, I
Speaker 5: used to be a fat kid. I'm still a big dude.
Speaker 5: Like there's like their self, Yes they.
Speaker 1: Do, Okay, So I don't think no one cares about it.
Speaker 1: Women really don't. I don't think I think a lot
Speaker 1: of women like fat guys.
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, and I don't like the biggest fucking blimp
Speaker 5: in the world or anything, you know, but like and
Speaker 5: then some of it's attractive, you know, like to some people,
Speaker 5: but it's it is just like it feels me when
Speaker 5: women are hitting on me that aggressively. I almost feel
Speaker 5: like I'm being punk.
Speaker 1: Men say that all the time. Boyfriends thought that, and
Speaker 1: I was like another comic had to say to him,
Speaker 1: like Nate McIntosh had to be like, she's hitting on
Speaker 1: you clearer, does she need to make this? And I
Speaker 1: was like, why would you think of that? This is
Speaker 1: not a funny joke. I literally tell jokes professionally. This
Speaker 1: isn't funny. Why would this be a punk?
Speaker 4: I don't know. But it's like that's where.
Speaker 1: What you think where that means no? But I also, Shane,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna.
Speaker 4: Comedian.
Speaker 1: I want to guess what I know.
Speaker 4: I'm going to touch Shane's legs. See how quick he
Speaker 4: starts to sweat?
Speaker 1: Yeah, no, no, no, But it's like no, but like
Speaker 1: I have been, you are not an enemy to women.
Speaker 4: No, I don't think so, you know, like not that
Speaker 4: I know of.
Speaker 5: Yeah, but you there is a point where like when
Speaker 5: you're that guy, you are like friend zoned so often
Speaker 5: and then some things you know, like women will do
Speaker 5: this to men, and I don't know if they do
Speaker 5: it to all men, and men definitely do it to
Speaker 5: women too, but I think it happens the other way
Speaker 5: more where you like go to them for like affection
Speaker 5: on tap and an emotional like when they're.
Speaker 1: With their guy friends all the time.
Speaker 4: Yeah, and it's the fucking don't boyfriend.
Speaker 5: If you want me to be a boyfriend, you know,
Speaker 5: I'll I'll date you or I'll be your boy but
Speaker 5: like that ship has happened so much so if you
Speaker 5: were you were hitting on me in a bar after
Speaker 5: are flirting, in my mind, it's like, well you need
Speaker 5: to be like remarkably clear, like as opposed to as
Speaker 5: opposed to just you know, with a stranger. It's different,
Speaker 5: like obviously, so.
Speaker 1: You think some people could just be doing it because
Speaker 1: they need some attention.
Speaker 4: As an enormous amount to me, like I know, yeah.
Speaker 5: This, yeah, nice asshole. What it's not easy for me
Speaker 5: to not be nice, like I'm I'm found myself.
Speaker 1: That wasn't nice. I just can't be.
Speaker 4: Not I'm a southern gentleman's nature.
Speaker 5: No, it's not I don't think, but I know, but
Speaker 5: I also I'm trying to learn how to you know,
Speaker 5: you know, we're all trying to grow.
Speaker 1: However, we need to say some boundaries.
Speaker 4: Yeah, but like that sh it sucks, you know.
Speaker 5: Like so if like, uh, you know, we see each
Speaker 5: other through work, right, So like I automatically assume, like
Speaker 5: if one of you text me or we talk or
Speaker 5: it's like it's work for a work yeah, which is
Speaker 5: fine whatever, But if then you don't get.
Speaker 1: Anything, you up to text yourulators, yeahalator, I truly hope
Speaker 1: both of you text me and you.
Speaker 4: Thrill me.
Speaker 5: And then and I'll be like, yeah, do you think
Speaker 5: Brian likes me? It could be the next thing. But
Speaker 5: it's like it's like it get fucks with you.
Speaker 1: You know, So I don't know what to do, you know,
Speaker 1: like you do have that and I mean what I
Speaker 1: meant what I said about the bold, like a woman
Speaker 1: could be bold with you. But I also see I
Speaker 1: could see there's a couple of guys in my life.
Speaker 1: I don't do it too much, but I like sometimes
Speaker 1: I'm like I want attension and I flirt with them. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I see, and I see I could see you having
Speaker 1: that archetype to you. Women read women can read a man.
Speaker 5: You guys are emotionally instantly. You guys have like across
Speaker 5: the board. I think I have better emotional intelligence reading
Speaker 5: than women do.
Speaker 4: The men, but like I do these things.
Speaker 5: Like So, I was dating this gal and then we
Speaker 5: broke up because she's very pretty, but she kind of
Speaker 5: ended up being like what was she washing? And I
Speaker 5: just was like, hey, we're not doing this anymore.
Speaker 1: Was she washing towards you?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 5: And I was like I'm not doing this and she
Speaker 5: was like what are you talking about? And I was like,
Speaker 5: you're like very hot and cold and like sometimes it's
Speaker 5: like it's just suit.
Speaker 4: So I'm done.
Speaker 1: And she couldn't because you have a backbone.
Speaker 4: Yeah, because she could. And she also she couldn't believe it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, hawk, girls, when you were jecting a girl feeling
Speaker 1: I can't, I can't.
Speaker 5: Yeah, it was truly like watching when like TV's used
Speaker 5: to turn off and they're like like she couldn't. She
Speaker 5: was like bawling her eyes out and I was like
Speaker 5: and then she was like I wanna. Then when I
Speaker 5: was like leaving town, she was like, did you make
Speaker 5: it to the airport yet?
Speaker 4: Did you land. I never heard that kind of shit.
Speaker 4: I was like yeah.
Speaker 5: Then I was like, yeah, everything's fine. And I was like,
Speaker 5: you seem like you got a lot more you want
Speaker 5: to say, because you're still texting me like the way
Speaker 5: you converse.
Speaker 4: Here's what I'm doing. I'm gonna give you a week.
Speaker 5: If I don't hear from you, I'll text you because
Speaker 5: you do seem like yet more you want to say,
Speaker 5: So think about what you want.
Speaker 1: To say, very sexy and very impressed.
Speaker 5: And yes, and she just goes okay, And then she
Speaker 5: texted me and she was like it was a really
Speaker 5: great time, but I think something happened. And I was like,
Speaker 5: what happened? You know, like we all know, like you
Speaker 5: like you got like disinterested, which is like fine.
Speaker 1: But I'm not I'm not here for that.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 5: And you were also like dating someone else, which is
Speaker 5: also fine. Uh, even though you asked me not to
Speaker 5: date other people, which was a little ship. Uh. Yeah,
Speaker 5: And I because she thought she she really does think
Speaker 5: I'm lucky to date her, which I was, but she
Speaker 5: also is lucky to date me. Like that's how I
Speaker 5: feel about it, Like kick that ship down the fucking road.
Speaker 4: I'm not doing that. And that's also something you learn
Speaker 4: as you get old.
Speaker 1: Both parties should feel lucky to be dating the other party.
Speaker 5: Yeah, so like that, So I just don't and that's happened,
Speaker 5: you know, Like and whenever I got something going on,
Speaker 5: she she'll reach out a little bit.
Speaker 4: And this happens with other women too, man, So I
Speaker 4: like it's like some of them.
Speaker 5: I think some of them I think are good and
Speaker 5: like don't mean to be like that, you know, like
Speaker 5: like and are just like happy for me because there's
Speaker 5: some part of them still loves me and cares.
Speaker 1: About it, you know, Like you need to run a
Speaker 1: tighter ship. Is what this is revealing.
Speaker 4: When you say you're yeah, that might help. I wore
Speaker 4: a collared shirt for you guys.
Speaker 1: It's like a better but the way you you dress,
Speaker 1: there's nothing wrong with that. No, it's uh yeah, I
Speaker 1: feel like you're painting a rocky Yeah, you're just you're
Speaker 1: too nice and you let people get away with too
Speaker 1: much until it's too late, I think. But I will
Speaker 1: say the boundary you put on with that hot girl
Speaker 1: that we were like, hey, you're being wishy washing them out,
Speaker 1: and she's like, well he wasn't that earlier it can
Speaker 1: be before you've been pushed out of the relationship emotionally.
Speaker 4: She got, so, how do you do it.
Speaker 5: Earlier on and not come up like because it just
Speaker 5: seemed like a timing thing. Yeah, because I got to
Speaker 5: be like, we've been dating for two weeks.
Speaker 1: And you haven't worked time to hang out, you know,
Speaker 1: like don't text her back like kind of like play
Speaker 1: hard to get a little bit, because guys don't play
Speaker 1: get the girls.
Speaker 4: You have to.
Speaker 1: I've seen I have. I have a friend who's like gorgeous,
Speaker 1: and I watched the men just like fucking line up
Speaker 1: and just do anything you want. You're like, gross, that's
Speaker 1: so boring. Yeah, the ones that catch our interests are like, hey,
Speaker 1: you know, maybe I'm around next week. I don't know.
Speaker 1: And she's like, well, what the fuck? Yeah, presents a
Speaker 1: bit of a challenge, and like the thing is that
Speaker 1: shouldn't be hard for you. You really do have things
Speaker 1: going on.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm not too worried about it, but it is
Speaker 5: like on an app this is how we got here
Speaker 5: is also you know, like I think I'm good looking,
Speaker 5: but I'm also not.
Speaker 4: I'm like, you know, I don't look like uh whoever.
Speaker 4: That's a hot piece of ass right now, but like
Speaker 4: I don't think about hot guy.
Speaker 5: But I also like, you know, like I have this,
Speaker 5: like I got the beard and long hair, and I
Speaker 5: look like, you know, like whatever, you're tiny, yeah, you know,
Speaker 5: and then like those apps are not good for that,
Speaker 5: so I don't funk with those, Like it's really hard.
Speaker 5: And also a bigger guy on an app does not
Speaker 5: get a lot of swipes even if they are.
Speaker 4: It's it's true, well that's kind of That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 1: I feel like, app, you're going to get someone more
Speaker 1: than you deserve. And I feel like if you yeah,
Speaker 1: I feel like it's like you're a comedian who's like
Speaker 1: really funny and doing well, Like use that to get
Speaker 1: a higher caliber woman.
Speaker 4: Yeah, but it's.
Speaker 5: It's going well and it's like I'm doing very well.
Speaker 5: But like it's good to hear, you know. I guess
Speaker 5: I get weird about it, Like I get weird about
Speaker 5: represents how you represent yourself, you know, because I tried
Speaker 5: to be pretty candid. I think I think I'm okay
Speaker 5: at it. So sometimes I don't want people to be like, well,
Speaker 5: you only make six figures, but it's low six you're
Speaker 5: like or whatever, you know, like you don't.
Speaker 1: Know how needs know exactly, I don't know what ye special?
Speaker 1: That's cool enough, and your special is out now to
Speaker 1: view on YouTube. It's called Blue Eyed Mexican.
Speaker 5: Yes, the Blue Eyed Mexican. Birth thought I wanted it
Speaker 5: to be googleable. Yeah, so Birth thought of that, and
Speaker 5: I was like, let's do that because I'm going to
Speaker 5: call it something like and.
Speaker 1: Let's people know how diverse you and how inclusive bird is.
Speaker 4: Yes, you think that's what it is.
Speaker 1: Yes, it's very helping bird. Actually, we're onto you bird.
Speaker 5: This is like a lady Leanne his wife produced it
Speaker 5: really is like did you guys have you guys done
Speaker 5: her pod and all that.
Speaker 4: Kind of it.
Speaker 1: She's great, she's wonderful, so cute. She's the best and
Speaker 1: she's like I saw her driving Toms Girl's car online
Speaker 1: the other day. Was so kind of car? Does he
Speaker 1: have like a really nice you know about cars? It
Speaker 1: was it was like a sports car loader the ground.
Speaker 5: Like it doesn't have it doesn't have a pedal. It's
Speaker 5: got like switches on the steering wheels and stuff. Yeah,
Speaker 5: you can switch gears really fast and stuff.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it was pretty neat. Yeah, but like she came
Speaker 1: back I amped from that drive.
Speaker 5: Yeah, but she's like she's a she put like she
Speaker 5: they both produced it, but like LeeAnne really punched across
Speaker 5: the finish.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it was really sweet.
Speaker 1: I loved where she's like special, Yeah, yeah, I love that. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but then put his name on it. Okay, we see you, Burt. Yeah, but.
Speaker 4: It does and like her name is all over the special.
Speaker 1: And so yeah yeah, and like she's lovely. She knows
Speaker 1: I love Burt, which is she's been very cool about podcast.
Speaker 1: And I was like a couple of years ago be
Speaker 1: like I have a crush on Burt, And I was like,
Speaker 1: I know you has a wife. Sorry, but like she's like,
Speaker 1: just chill about it. Also, I think it's fine to
Speaker 1: say that you have a crush on someone as long
Speaker 1: as you just like don't act on it if they're married.
Speaker 5: Yeah, no, I have like yeah, like the crushes are fine.
Speaker 5: I think it's no, it's well, it depends on who
Speaker 5: it's with. Sometimes sometimes you have a crush on someone
Speaker 5: and they're like I have a crush on you too,
Speaker 5: and you're like, well this is I just it's like
Speaker 5: an almost perfect shower tone, like like well, like when
Speaker 5: someone is unavailable and you have a crush on them
Speaker 5: and then you find out they have a little crush
Speaker 5: on you. That is like that's almost like getting into
Speaker 5: a hotel shower and you're like, this is the perfect
Speaker 5: temperature already, right right, right's do something disgusting here.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, let's do it.
Speaker 4: Ask stuff. Yeah for sure.
Speaker 1: You know my crush is not like that.
Speaker 5: No, no, she nice, she's really nice. I was talking
Speaker 5: about you. Actually you're very nice too.
Speaker 1: Oh I love lean.
Speaker 4: But yeah, where were we?
Speaker 1: Sorry, while we're gonna wrap. Yeah, we're plugging and wrapping
Speaker 1: this time. It went by so fast because it was
Speaker 1: a lovely conversation. So the special the Blue Eye Mexican
Speaker 1: on YouTube and follow you. I want people to follow
Speaker 1: you online so they could see your tour dates because
Speaker 1: you are so fucking funny that thank you so enjoyable.
Speaker 1: Every time I'm going to show with you, I have
Speaker 1: to watch you like, which we're not a lot of
Speaker 1: shows together, but like.
Speaker 5: We're always I see you like you are on or
Speaker 5: I am on, like we are literally like I'm like,
Speaker 5: thank you so much for switching spots.
Speaker 4: And I have to go to Gotham.
Speaker 5: But that's how I see you. Yeah, and then I
Speaker 5: don't see her in much. I guess she's just not saw.
Speaker 1: There was a while we were on constantly and they're
Speaker 1: all bad. Remember we had this, we had this run
Speaker 1: of shows where we're just doing tons of shows together.
Speaker 1: I did well, No, it was That's not true. Literally
Speaker 1: a lot I do not remember each other.
Speaker 4: I'm trying to get people to watch my specially. I
Speaker 4: don't want to hear about how I was on bad.
Speaker 1: It was opening for pat your questions that they don't
Speaker 1: know comedy. When Oswald filmed his after his wife had
Speaker 1: passed away, were you there in Chicago? No, at Austin
Speaker 1: wasn't an Austin or Chicago.
Speaker 4: It was in Chicago.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I think you were there too. We were there
Speaker 1: for a festival that wasn't his special. He was just doing.
Speaker 4: He was just he did he take that night?
Speaker 5: He did yeah at the at the on was part
Speaker 5: of the Onion Festival, and we did that the show
Speaker 5: in the fancy Virgin Hotel.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, yeah. Then why were we saying it was
Speaker 1: Chicago because it definitely wasn't Chicago.
Speaker 4: It was a hundred because that's where his wife was from.
Speaker 4: That's why he shot it there.
Speaker 1: So then it wasn't the special that we saw because
Speaker 1: it was I was in Texas with Christina with the
Speaker 1: show's referenced.
Speaker 4: Well, then you saw me, That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 5: When he shot a special. He shot it at the
Speaker 5: Anthonyeum in Chicago. Okay, so maybe you saw him shoot
Speaker 5: something else and I was there.
Speaker 1: I don't know if it was being shot though, so
Speaker 1: maybe he just performed his hour in Austin. Either way,
Speaker 1: that's the first time I saw you. You did like
Speaker 1: twenty minutes or half hour, and it was just I
Speaker 1: was like, who the fuck is this guy? Like your
Speaker 1: joke writing is so good?
Speaker 4: So thank you.
Speaker 1: Seriously, guys go watch his special You Are You Are.
Speaker 1: If you're not, you're missing out.
Speaker 4: Thank you.
Speaker 5: It's Shane is a comedian dot com Shane Tors on
Speaker 5: all the platforms.
Speaker 4: I don't know, it might not be that on you
Speaker 4: said it like chorus, So t o r R E s.
Speaker 1: A astrology right now?
Speaker 5: R R E s Yes, Shane Taurus, the blue Eyed Mexican.
Speaker 5: I got a podcast with Kyle Kane called No Accounting
Speaker 5: for Taste. It's very I can see why my audience
Speaker 5: is skewing so heavily. But when I think about, like
Speaker 5: who produces my specials? And but yeah, I made something
Speaker 5: and I'm very proud of it. And uh, there's a
Speaker 5: lot of different kinds of people who did a lot
Speaker 5: of different kinds of work. So I think if people
Speaker 5: watch it, they'll will like it. I think I did
Speaker 5: something pretty good and it's a little different. It looks
Speaker 5: different nice, and it's a shout out a cool little
Speaker 5: indie rock club.
Speaker 4: It doesn't.
Speaker 1: It's yeah, so yeah, we love genuine.
Speaker 4: You can tell because I can't look at the camera
Speaker 4: when I'm talking about myself.
Speaker 1: It's all good, yea, all right, Thank you so much, Shane, you.
Speaker 4: Guys on the show. Thanks for appreciate you. Nice to
Speaker 4: see you.
Speaker 1: Check out Blue Eyed Mexican on YouTube. But this has
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