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Speaker 5: Good morning everybody. You're listening to the voice, come on,
Speaker 5: dig me now, one and all that Steve.
Speaker 1: Harvey Man oh Man, got a radio show, yep.
Speaker 5: Trying to make it work too. I'm not trying. I'm
Speaker 5: getting it. I'm getting it done to the best of
Speaker 5: my abilities. Now, something funny my father taught me. He says,
Speaker 5: so when you've done all you can do, if you've
Speaker 5: done your absolute best and you look up and it
Speaker 5: didn't get the job done, take a deep breath and
Speaker 5: do some more. That used to bug me, man, when
Speaker 5: my father used to tell me. That is the son,
Speaker 5: when you've done your absolute best and you think you
Speaker 5: can't do no more, You've done all you can and
Speaker 5: it still don't get the job done.
Speaker 1: Take yourself a deep breath and do some more.
Speaker 5: And you know, what I found that has worked every
Speaker 5: single time, every single time, because what my father knew
Speaker 5: was that what you think is your breaking point or
Speaker 5: what you think is your all in all, he says, son,
Speaker 5: it's just something about it. Man, if you just gather yourself,
Speaker 5: you got a little bit more. Everybody got some more.
Speaker 5: And you know, I gotta be honest with you.
Speaker 1: It has worked. It has helped me greatly.
Speaker 4: And you know it.
Speaker 1: Everybody does have some more. You know.
Speaker 5: I tell that to my sons all the time. Dad,
Speaker 5: I did my best. Well, let mens you something else.
Speaker 5: Could you have done anything else?
Speaker 1: Could you have.
Speaker 5: Studied a little harder, Could you have shown up a
Speaker 5: little bit earlier, could you stayed a.
Speaker 1: Little bit later?
Speaker 5: Yeah, well then okay, that's what you should have done.
Speaker 5: Then see, there's always a way. But if you're going
Speaker 5: to create excuses, if you're gonna make them up all
Speaker 5: the time about why you don't get it done, I
Speaker 5: have a very very sad statement for you right now.
Speaker 5: You're never gonna get anything done. You're never gonna get
Speaker 5: to the top.
Speaker 1: Not to the top.
Speaker 5: You can get halfway up. Now, you can get a
Speaker 5: third of the whey up, you can get three quarters
Speaker 5: of the whey up. But if you don't have that
Speaker 5: little extra reserve in you, you're not getting to the top.
Speaker 5: The top is only reserved for those that have the
Speaker 5: wherewithal and the power to desire, the drive and the
Speaker 5: gut riching effort to get to the top. The top
Speaker 5: is reserved only for the top.
Speaker 1: It's just the top. There ain't but one top. Then
Speaker 1: the middle done, ain't it?
Speaker 4: You know?
Speaker 5: The top, the top of the mountain halfway is a
Speaker 5: different view. At the top, things look different from up top.
Speaker 5: So if you want to get to the top of
Speaker 5: whatever your profession, your field, your career, whatever it is.
Speaker 1: You got to do extra. You have to do more.
Speaker 5: More is expected of you. More, but his what's really crazy,
Speaker 5: more is required of you. Don't live your life in
Speaker 5: a lasadaisical state. Don't wake up every day with the
Speaker 5: feeling of, well, you know, whatever happens happens.
Speaker 1: No man have a say so in your life.
Speaker 4: You.
Speaker 1: First of all, let me ask you something. Who has God?
Speaker 1: Name the person? How that God has given authority over you?
Speaker 5: Name the person? But who is the person? Nobody has
Speaker 5: domain over you? God didn't create that person. So what
Speaker 5: you're sitting here for man, what are you sitting here
Speaker 5: for letting people who do not know direct your path?
Speaker 5: Why are you worried about all these people with what
Speaker 5: they got to say about you and all these people
Speaker 5: with what they got to think about you? When here's
Speaker 5: the news flash, they don't know either. All these people
Speaker 5: that you overly concerned about, all these people that you
Speaker 5: go into these answers for, they need answers to.
Speaker 1: Stop. What are you doing here? Gather yourself for a minute.
Speaker 1: Here is a solution to all of that.
Speaker 5: You have one source that will be there for you
Speaker 5: to the end of time, and that is your relationship
Speaker 5: with God. That is the one thing that's solid and
Speaker 5: for show. He's behind the wall. He's in your jail cell.
Speaker 5: He rides with you in the police car. He's with
Speaker 5: you on your job up ato school. He's down there
Speaker 5: in the board meetings with you. He goes with you
Speaker 5: when you travel on plains. He says with you when
Speaker 5: you're in a relationship. He helps you with your parenting skills.
Speaker 5: He helps you. He's there to assist you. He show
Speaker 5: if you do the right things, he show you and
Speaker 5: guide you to your next job. When you lose your
Speaker 5: job and you think it's a rap. There's some good
Speaker 5: behind him. Man, God is always working on your behalf.
Speaker 5: To those that believe, you, just gotta believe.
Speaker 1: He don't ask you for nothing else. Believe in me.
Speaker 1: That's all He asks you to do. What you're tripping for.
Speaker 5: Man, And then when you make the decision to believe
Speaker 5: in Him, and it comes out your mouth from time
Speaker 5: to time somewhere.
Speaker 1: What you're worried about, what people say, What you're worried about,
Speaker 1: what they think for? Why who are they?
Speaker 5: They need God to you telling them you found something
Speaker 5: new that you're gonna give this a shot right here. Now,
Speaker 5: They got some yan ying yang and some yak of
Speaker 5: the yakh to say about that when they need God too.
Speaker 5: That's what amazes me, man about people sit up in here, man,
Speaker 5: be knocking your eve and stuff. Look, if you're an atheist, man,
Speaker 5: do your thing, do your thing. But you can't create
Speaker 5: no laws. Why I can't do mine? That don't make
Speaker 5: no sense, man, that makes no sense at all to me.
Speaker 5: You have the right to go be whatever you want
Speaker 5: to be. You know, if you don't, you don't like
Speaker 5: the fact that I'm in school, got my head bowed
Speaker 5: down and I'm saying a prayer for I take this test.
Speaker 1: Just don't buy your head.
Speaker 5: Don't you pray. But if some kids want to get together,
Speaker 5: that's some crazy mess. That's what happened in our schools.
Speaker 5: We took prayer out of schools. Now look at our schools.
Speaker 5: You send your child to school and someone else comes
Speaker 5: back home. That's a whole nother thing right here. That's
Speaker 5: not what I want to talk to you about. But
Speaker 5: I was just throwing it out because you know, hey, man,
Speaker 5: your relationship with God is essential to your success as
Speaker 5: a person. It's essential to your existence. It's essential to
Speaker 5: where you're trying to go and what you're trying to be.
Speaker 5: Because He made you, Why would you not talk to
Speaker 5: the person that made you to find out what he
Speaker 5: created you for. I ain't talking about your parents, who
Speaker 5: made your parents. This is God, we created in his image.
Speaker 5: Why would you not talk to your maker to see
Speaker 5: why you got made? That don't make sense to you.
Speaker 5: If you're sitting and gotten yourself in a situation. You
Speaker 5: sitting in the jail cell somewhere, you locked up, you
Speaker 5: doing some time, man, be a good time for you
Speaker 5: to refle But whatever your situation, is man. God can
Speaker 5: get you through it. He can give you the strength,
Speaker 5: the courage to wherewith all the understanding everything you need,
Speaker 5: the wisdom to get you through anything you going through.
Speaker 5: You just got a touch base with him. I need
Speaker 5: God every single day of my life. And what he's
Speaker 5: done for me man off the chain. But guess what
Speaker 5: he'll do the same thing for you.
Speaker 1: You're listening.
Speaker 6: Morning Show.
Speaker 1: Three. When you think of love, got it?
Speaker 7: Get it on your mind. When you think of love,
Speaker 7: got it? Get it on your mind, Billy R. Valentown,
Speaker 7: when you think of it.
Speaker 1: And hell God, and get it on your mind. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's how we're doing it today. A little bit different.
Speaker 6: Hey, good morning, Happy Friday, Steve.
Speaker 1: It was a throwback Friday opening for me. Colin for Rell,
Speaker 1: never mad on a Friday. I love it, Steve more
Speaker 1: never Mad m Junior, Jodasy Junior. What's happing on one? Everybody?
Speaker 1: King of pranks? If you tell me y yay? Top
Speaker 1: topics Friday. Baby, let's get it unk yo, go get
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Speaker 1: young enough our Oh yeah, hey boy, oh the truth boy.
Speaker 1: They still put on the show. Uh huh they do. Yes,
Speaker 1: it is. You're feeling good.
Speaker 5: Yeah, gonna get this family feud out the way of
Speaker 5: to day and uh, get me two days off for
Speaker 5: the weekend.
Speaker 1: What're you gonna do this weekend? Because I have no idea.
Speaker 1: Nothing is at the top of the.
Speaker 6: List, thoughts yill mode. Yeah, how do you sleep? I
Speaker 6: know you're a morning person, but like on your days off.
Speaker 1: Oh maybe six six that's late for us. Deep. I
Speaker 1: get it in deep on weekends six thirty.
Speaker 7: Huh.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Like I was up this morning at four thousand.
Speaker 2: Wow.
Speaker 4: Wow.
Speaker 1: Yeah, because you have to come to work. Yeah, but
Speaker 1: I ain't got far the drivers are you working at? Yeah?
Speaker 1: I work out first, that's what you're working in. Such
Speaker 1: a pain working on fat ain't it ain't ship. It
Speaker 1: ain't just working on fat.
Speaker 8: No.
Speaker 1: I got plenty of muscles. I'm muscular. I don't need it.
Speaker 1: I just need to uncover them at all. Only nice man.
Speaker 1: I'm strong. I'm strong as hell. But you're doing card
Speaker 1: A lot of cardio.
Speaker 4: No.
Speaker 5: I don't do no, a lot of damn card. I
Speaker 5: don't like cardios. I do it, but I don't like it.
Speaker 5: You know, I do a combination. It's lifting aardi coming
Speaker 5: there oh okay, that's the best way to shred. Wait
Speaker 5: for me, cardio without weight training isn't the best way
Speaker 5: to burn it because I got a tone in shape
Speaker 5: too as I go. No, I don't like hit either, Junr.
Speaker 5: You don't like I don't like high intensity training.
Speaker 1: You don't like Jim. I like lip.
Speaker 5: Lip low intensity, low intensity training. I like lit cop
Speaker 5: low intensity training with coffee.
Speaker 8: All right, coming up at thirty two minutes after the hour,
Speaker 8: and the nephew is on deck, would run.
Speaker 1: That brank back right after this. You're listening.
Speaker 8: Morning show, all right, and it's time now to start
Speaker 8: your morning off with the nephew and run that brank
Speaker 8: back what you got for his nef then.
Speaker 1: I claim your kid. Let's go. H Hello, Hello, I'm
Speaker 1: trying to reach devn Devin. Yeah, this is hey Devin.
Speaker 1: How you doing, man? My name is Curtis Man, Curtis.
Speaker 1: I was trying to reach out to you.
Speaker 9: Your your your son, Uh he plays basketball with my nephew. Man,
Speaker 9: your son is the one that's on the on the
Speaker 9: Blazers little league basketball.
Speaker 4: Team, right yeah, yeah, he plays for Blazers. Everything all right, yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah? Everything?
Speaker 9: Good man. You know they got a game Saturday and everything.
Speaker 9: I've seen you a couple of times, man at the game.
Speaker 9: I don't know if you remember me, man, light skinned
Speaker 9: brother about about six foot.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I probably met you mess. You know, i'd be
Speaker 4: so intense to the game. But yeah, what what's going on?
Speaker 5: Uh?
Speaker 1: Well, actually, man, I wanted to high at you about
Speaker 1: about your son.
Speaker 4: Man.
Speaker 1: You you are you are?
Speaker 10: You?
Speaker 1: Are you working right now? Are you currently working?
Speaker 4: Am I am? I working?
Speaker 8: Like?
Speaker 4: Yeah, I am working? Actually, I mean I mean, I.
Speaker 1: Mean, I mean you have aye a steady job, is
Speaker 1: what I'm asking.
Speaker 4: I mean, yeah, what you what you get in at though?
Speaker 4: Like you know, I thought you were calling about the
Speaker 4: basketball team, like uniforms. I know, we got a game Saturday.
Speaker 4: You know sometime they want donations for sneakers and.
Speaker 1: All that, like you know, no, no, no, no, no, no,
Speaker 1: what I was asking? So so, I mean you you
Speaker 1: got a regular nine to five job you go to
Speaker 1: all the time.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I got a nine to five. I mean, things
Speaker 4: is kind of crazy, but I was just kind of short.
Speaker 4: But you know, I still I still work. I mean,
Speaker 4: what was going on? You need a job something?
Speaker 10: No?
Speaker 1: No, no, I'm just checking. Man, see.
Speaker 9: What I wanted to get at you about, man, is
Speaker 9: seeing are you gonna are you gonna claim your son
Speaker 9: uh on your income text this year?
Speaker 4: Hold on, bro, Now you said, am I going to
Speaker 4: claim my son on my taxes this year?
Speaker 1: Right? I mean, like you know, as a dependent?
Speaker 4: So you asked me some real personal questions. Now you know,
Speaker 4: like you to you just that you you know me
Speaker 4: from the basketball team that my son play on basis
Speaker 4: you know, and now he doesn't jump from the Blazers
Speaker 4: to do I clean my son on my taxes? And
Speaker 4: do I have a steady income? I mean, like you know, yeah,
Speaker 4: I got I gotta study income and I'm cleaning my flight.
Speaker 4: What I mean what you're trying to get at Bro?
Speaker 1: Well we'll see.
Speaker 9: Man, what I was thinking. You know, I just want
Speaker 9: to read you seem like a cool dude when I
Speaker 9: saw you at the gym.
Speaker 4: Man.
Speaker 9: What I was gonna ask you, bro, is you know
Speaker 9: see right now, Man, when I get through with my
Speaker 9: taxes and stuff, I'm gonna have to owe about eight
Speaker 9: hundred dollars. But now I see if I clean a
Speaker 9: child as my dependent, man, they gonna give me By
Speaker 9: twenty two, twenty three, hundred. You see what I'm saying
Speaker 9: and what I wanted to get at you about, man,
Speaker 9: is you know you let me clean as my son,
Speaker 9: you know, so I can go and get this good money.
Speaker 4: Bro. Love bro, Bro, I mean what all due respect,
Speaker 4: bru you're talking about you want to clean my son
Speaker 4: on taxes? Hold on, Bro, I don't even know you,
Speaker 4: and you're talking about you've seen me at my son's
Speaker 4: basketball game. You might be the police for all I know. Bro,
Speaker 4: he sound like the police.
Speaker 1: No, no, no, no, it ain't. Ain't nobody gonna come
Speaker 1: at your sideways like that. Man.
Speaker 9: I ain't trying to come like what I'm trying to say. Man,
Speaker 9: they gonna hit me off for this eight hundred. Well
Speaker 9: see I can get twenty three hundred. Man, I kick
Speaker 9: you down two fifty. You understand what I'm saying.
Speaker 4: Man, everybody cool too, Simpty you crazy? Now you sound
Speaker 4: like a joke, bro, because now you're insult to me.
Speaker 4: You're telling me you want to claim my own for
Speaker 4: some where you owe money. I don't even know you
Speaker 4: food so I can make two fifty. Bro, I ain't
Speaker 4: trying to be on no, brother. When I claim my kids,
Speaker 4: I'm getting the same exact like you getting. I'm getting
Speaker 4: twenty three hundred two. So what I look like taking
Speaker 4: two hundred dollars from I don't know you know what
Speaker 4: I'm saying.
Speaker 9: Okay, but I'm the one stuck over here paying the
Speaker 9: eight hundred. Man, I'm just acting ask you to look
Speaker 9: out for a brother.
Speaker 1: Man, you said look out.
Speaker 4: You know my text and cut from forty hours a
Speaker 4: week to thirteen hours a week, and I still got
Speaker 4: these little backs to me for Jordan, Michael Jordan. They
Speaker 4: never put it down.
Speaker 1: That's why I'm trying to hook you up with two fifty.
Speaker 4: Man.
Speaker 1: Damn, you don't even see a good thing when it's
Speaker 1: coming at you.
Speaker 4: Brother, Bro, I don't know what you're talking about.
Speaker 1: Bro, No two or fifty? Bro.
Speaker 4: When I clean these two little I'm getting twenty three
Speaker 4: hundred dollars a piece. Bro, What you think I'm gonna
Speaker 4: take two fifty for you? For it? I don't even
Speaker 4: know you like that? Man.
Speaker 1: You ain't got it. Yeah, you ain't got a trip.
Speaker 4: Man, Then if you was my brother, even my people,
Speaker 4: you know, maybe we can do a little something. I
Speaker 4: can understand that. But brother, you ain't gonna give me No.
Speaker 4: Two fifty when I'm getting the same thing they offering
Speaker 4: you twenty three hundred.
Speaker 1: This comment money, bru So what are imposed to do?
Speaker 1: What am I opposed to do? Devin?
Speaker 4: Tell me that I mean, bruh. What you're supposed to
Speaker 4: do is go hide you all seed clean that little
Speaker 4: every year and you'll get what I get for these
Speaker 4: little that I'm seeing in clothing every day. That's what
Speaker 4: you're gonna have to do. My hour was done, got
Speaker 4: cut from forty to fifteen hours a week. I have
Speaker 4: to go pick me up a little side or understand.
Speaker 4: You gotta change your ways. You're trying to get me
Speaker 4: locked up for government scams.
Speaker 1: What I'm trying to do, man, is get this eight
Speaker 1: hundred off my back, dog. That's all I'm trying.
Speaker 4: Man.
Speaker 1: Ain't nobody trying to get no trouble man.
Speaker 4: But you're still talking about getting you eight hundred and
Speaker 4: getting me locked up. Now you got me up. I'm
Speaker 4: out here working hard to support my kids, man.
Speaker 1: But I ain't fin the city and go through this
Speaker 1: with you no more.
Speaker 4: Man.
Speaker 1: I ain't finna city and go through this with your normal.
Speaker 4: If you're gonna help me with this money or not,
Speaker 4: bri ain't help you with b I see you on Saturday, Broke.
Speaker 4: I'm gonna pack you up. Bro. Thomis you broke?
Speaker 1: I need your son soldier security number right now? That's
Speaker 1: what I need.
Speaker 4: Bro. Let me tell you something, Broke. What you look like?
Speaker 1: Bro?
Speaker 4: You said life and he's going to stop six foot bro?
Speaker 4: When I see you when I step in that gymnasium, Bro,
Speaker 4: I'm on your You ain't on that. You ain't on
Speaker 4: Blazers blazing Lakers.
Speaker 1: Bro, you gotta bring that damn soldial security number.
Speaker 4: I think it's a game. I'm gonna come find them.
Speaker 1: Okay, cool. I got one more thing I need to
Speaker 1: say to you.
Speaker 4: You're lifting to me on my phone. Bro, Why don't
Speaker 4: even talking to this fool?
Speaker 1: I got one more thing I need to say to you. Man,
Speaker 1: if you're listening to.
Speaker 4: Me, say your last statement. You want your toolstone?
Speaker 9: Bro, This is Nephew tire Me from the Steve Harvey
Speaker 9: Morning Show. You just got prank baby, this Nephew Tell me, man,
Speaker 9: what's up, Devin?
Speaker 4: What fool? You caught me out here going crazy?
Speaker 5: Hey?
Speaker 4: Man?
Speaker 1: You got hey? Do you got a boy that you
Speaker 1: work with named crazy?
Speaker 9: Put me up to this man, Man, keep doing what
Speaker 9: you're doing. We need good daddies in the world.
Speaker 4: Brother man, thank you.
Speaker 9: Hey, one more thing, man, I gotta ask you. You
Speaker 9: got to tell me, man, what is the baddest radio
Speaker 9: show in the land?
Speaker 4: Man? Steve Harvey Morning Show? Y'all crazy? Man, I'm a beat.
Speaker 1: And then you have it.
Speaker 6: You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, guys, it
Speaker 6: is time for usk the clo.
Speaker 1: Are you ready? Is the course? Just laughing? Okay, here
Speaker 1: we go.
Speaker 8: Bonnie in Augusta says, my mother and I fell out
Speaker 8: over the guys she's seeing. She is seventy seven and
Speaker 8: he is fifty one, and he's moved in and living
Speaker 8: off her retirement and her Social Security check. When I
Speaker 8: go over there, the house is a mess, and his
Speaker 8: friends are usually there. Mother has already been the type
Speaker 8: to has always been the type to need a man,
Speaker 8: any man around her, doting over her. The final straw
Speaker 8: for me was when she called and said that this
Speaker 8: man's twenty eight year old daughter and three month old
Speaker 8: baby will be saying with her temporarily.
Speaker 6: This is insane. How do I stop this madness?
Speaker 1: Wow?
Speaker 5: Clo oh no, just ain't a chief? Love officer question,
Speaker 5: this is a social service. Yeah, you need to call
Speaker 5: in down to the office. You know, these are social
Speaker 5: services issues right here. I don't know how oving in
Speaker 5: with babies, na, I mean her mama seventy seven, she'd
Speaker 5: have made a decision. She been doing this for a
Speaker 5: long time. This man fifty one being used. The friends
Speaker 5: is always over there. Now the daughter and the baby,
Speaker 5: her baby fit to move in. She gonna have a
Speaker 5: lot of company.
Speaker 1: I don't know, you know, I mean, maybe that's what
Speaker 1: she likes, the daughter.
Speaker 5: Maybe the daughter might have to understand her mama likes
Speaker 5: company at this age and want people around her all
Speaker 5: the time, and maybe it feel makes her feel vibran
Speaker 5: She may have to come to that. I know it
Speaker 5: sounds crazy for your mama. I know they're using your mama,
Speaker 5: But if she don't see it that way, I can't
Speaker 5: make her, and I'm not sure if you can too.
Speaker 8: Wow, living off her retirement and her social Security check, Okay, that.
Speaker 1: Ain't a lot of living. What to tell all the
Speaker 1: people in there doing all right? Well, Christy, we'll move on.
Speaker 8: Christi and Southfield, Michigan says, I'm a twenty nine year
Speaker 8: old teacher and I was in a friends with benefits
Speaker 8: relationship for a year with the principle of my school.
Speaker 8: We kept it low key because we worked together, and
Speaker 8: during the pandemic he said he was falling for me,
Speaker 8: and I was overjoyed because I love this man and
Speaker 8: I thought we could finally stop hiding.
Speaker 6: I was wrong.
Speaker 8: Last weekend, I saw him at Whole Foods and I
Speaker 8: met his wife.
Speaker 1: She was pregnant. He texted me later that day.
Speaker 8: Yeah, he texted me later that day and said he
Speaker 8: only married her because of the baby. My heart dropped.
Speaker 8: Is he being honest about his feelings for me? Or
Speaker 8: was I just a side piece?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 5: No, no, he married her just cause it a baby.
Speaker 5: That's been his wife. Yeah, just say the shotgun win
Speaker 5: that's been his wife. They planning that baby. Sorry, sister.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't know how with all this stuff, ladies.
Speaker 5: I mean really, and I'm not mad at you, I'm
Speaker 5: not dogging, but you gotta be smarter these days. Y'all
Speaker 5: have too much stuff on access where you can go
Speaker 5: on their social pages, you can ask questions, you can google,
Speaker 5: you can find out stuff. Everybody got a friend in
Speaker 5: the police department, every grown woman, Yeah, got a girlfriend
Speaker 5: that's dating the police officer. All got a family member
Speaker 5: that's a policeman or some run these license plates.
Speaker 1: So you can find out this information you need to know. Man,
Speaker 1: all you got to get they self security them. This
Speaker 1: stuff ain't hard, You're right, all right?
Speaker 8: Moving on Valencia and the DMV says, my forty four
Speaker 8: year old ex husband is a and he keeps throwing
Speaker 8: shade because I beat him at his own game.
Speaker 1: He cheated on me.
Speaker 8: I cheated back, and now he can't take it. He
Speaker 8: had the nerve to have a woman come into our
Speaker 8: garage and give him an oral exchange in his car
Speaker 8: while he thought I was asleep one night, So I
Speaker 8: did him one better and I had sex in our
Speaker 8: bedroom with my ex boyfriend and I sent him pictures.
Speaker 1: God, yes, yes, it's ugly.
Speaker 4: Right.
Speaker 8: We're getting divorced and he's trying to get sympathy wherever
Speaker 8: he can. How can I get him to be happy
Speaker 8: with his mistress and keep my name out his mouth?
Speaker 1: Whoaahoa, keep your name out his mouth? Didn't y'all? Didn't
Speaker 1: you do this to shame him?
Speaker 9: M H?
Speaker 5: How y'all do all this dirt to each other and
Speaker 5: then all expect everybody that clean. I don't understand. I'm
Speaker 5: at a loss. I'm very confused. Who said he had
Speaker 5: a woman can do an all exchange on him in
Speaker 5: the garage while he thought you were asleep, you went
Speaker 5: up to him and had your ex boyfriend come to
Speaker 5: y'all's house in your bed. I don't know who this
Speaker 5: fool is that did that. Could have got shot in
Speaker 5: his back. But I don't know who this dumb ass
Speaker 5: boy is that did this. But now, all y'all tricky.
Speaker 5: Two wrongs don't make it right and wrong number three
Speaker 5: or four ain't gonna make it right either. So how
Speaker 5: can I How can you keep your name out of
Speaker 5: his mouth? He don't try to keep stuff out people mouth.
Speaker 1: Okay, yeah, this is just a mess right here. This
Speaker 1: is just get divorced and go yourself. All right, Yes
Speaker 1: I do. You're dating a woman who has a dog.
Speaker 11: It's obvious that this dog don't like your ass.
Speaker 4: What do you do?
Speaker 2: What do you do?
Speaker 1: Well, I'll do one of two things.
Speaker 5: First thing, I'll let her make the decision the dog
Speaker 5: on me, because I ain't gonna keep coming over here.
Speaker 1: Getting bit Oh he's biting you too.
Speaker 5: Well, I'm just saying, now, I ain't gonna go on
Speaker 5: he keep getting growled and sniff that bark at all
Speaker 5: this mess. I'm not gonna do that every time I
Speaker 5: come home. So what I'm gonna do is, I'm gonna
Speaker 5: make me one one of the things will be. It's
Speaker 5: either gonna be the dog on me. Oh, I'm gonna
Speaker 5: bring some specially prepared treats over there. See you ask
Speaker 5: in the corner throwing up hard. The bar can throw
Speaker 5: up at the same.
Speaker 1: That's what it sounds like. Nothing you're doing, but you're
Speaker 1: the dog. I'm gissing. All right, thank you, Cela.
Speaker 6: We'll stop it right there.
Speaker 1: You're listening.
Speaker 6: Morning show. I want to ask the crew, how well
Speaker 6: do you have to know someone before?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Sex man?
Speaker 6: Okay, all right, you want to go.
Speaker 4: There, let's go there.
Speaker 8: Steve says, what sixty to ninety days? Steve, and it's
Speaker 8: book Steve said ninety day.
Speaker 5: I mean, look, if you're trying to have relationship, uh huh,
Speaker 5: you ain't got nobody.
Speaker 1: No time to have sex. Yeah, if you're just trying
Speaker 1: to you know, you just trying to do something. That evening, Yeah,
Speaker 1: that evening. There we that that evening. You can do
Speaker 1: something I've never I never cared for that. I don't know.
Speaker 1: I ain't like I ain't had one nice stand, but
Speaker 1: it never never was never ever.
Speaker 8: Yeah, well you always like to have a little more
Speaker 8: meaning behind your action, Steve.
Speaker 1: Look, look, let's lie to each other. I miss you,
Speaker 1: I love you, I love you. I was thinking about you. Yes,
Speaker 1: I like that part of it.
Speaker 5: Get some fun at this, but you know, I'd rather
Speaker 5: afford to have some relativity to it. I don't want
Speaker 5: just this hill because I didnet have that that. You know,
Speaker 5: I've been young, like everybody else, I have had one
Speaker 5: nice stand. It ain't ever ever rewarding. Ain't your nice
Speaker 5: standing the one that ain't ever been good rewarded? What
Speaker 5: are you saying, No, Jeff Will they are some of
Speaker 5: the greatest moments of all time.
Speaker 1: You got your relationship in trouble.
Speaker 9: Well, no, my relationship is fine. But when I had
Speaker 9: one nice stand, But way back in the day, those
Speaker 9: were great days. Wow, wonderful.
Speaker 1: I left so great.
Speaker 9: I ain't got to call her, she ain't got to
Speaker 9: call me. It ain't in the costs be armed and
Speaker 9: the relationship costs. You know that love costs.
Speaker 1: So you meet someone meet him dinner. Maybe we can
Speaker 1: get a quick bite. But now let's get on too.
Speaker 1: We're not Finna. Why is we at dinner talking? We're
Speaker 1: not Finna be talking? No more happened? How fast is
Speaker 1: the bike? Bite is real? How much?
Speaker 9: How long did they get them? Prize in your mouth
Speaker 9: and McDonald's Thomas, try to write there and eat this.
Speaker 1: On the way your house or her house. You ain't
Speaker 1: come to my house. I don't know you like that.
Speaker 6: I can't, but you know her enough.
Speaker 9: Yeah, yeah, I'm gonna put this whole glass trans bag
Speaker 9: on and we're gonna get.
Speaker 1: Down with it. Wow, all right, look everybody good? Can
Speaker 1: we move on? Sex behavior and all that?
Speaker 5: I just think it's that For me, it was just
Speaker 5: a it was a waste of time for me. I
Speaker 5: only had one one woman that after it was over with,
Speaker 5: I looked for her.
Speaker 1: Man hunt and she was gone, huh Yeah. I wanted
Speaker 1: to marry her because the next word out of my
Speaker 1: mouth was where you be about sixteen at the time? Hell? No, thirty?
Speaker 1: Yeah you want to continue to such a romantic see? Hell,
Speaker 1: you got to do this. She looked good and had
Speaker 1: a party. You don't understand.
Speaker 6: Okay, So more questions, more questions or do you guys
Speaker 6: want to stick with that?
Speaker 1: Okay?
Speaker 6: How well do you have to know someone before you
Speaker 6: loan them money?
Speaker 1: M M Steve? If you go last on this one, Okay,
Speaker 1: I'm done with the loaning before. Yeah before okay forty
Speaker 1: years Yeah, I'm done. You met him in kindergarten. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's gonna have to be that. Oh my mama, mama
Speaker 1: can have anything I got.
Speaker 6: So no, that's you now, that's you now, back in
Speaker 6: the day, back.
Speaker 4: In the day.
Speaker 1: Oh god, I was I was too given. Uh six
Speaker 1: months Okay, then you loan them some money. Okay, Junior.
Speaker 1: I had to know all your grandparents. We we we
Speaker 1: have we we had to have a friendship at least
Speaker 1: at the very least. Yeah.
Speaker 5: We had to be considered friends or really close, super cool.
Speaker 5: You know, maybe not, but we real cool before you
Speaker 5: asked me for something. Okay, here's a day right now
Speaker 5: if you want to borrow money from me? Uh you uh,
Speaker 5: you don't really lend money now, No, but I've loaned money.
Speaker 1: He'll give you. But I'll give you some money, but no,
Speaker 1: I don't want to be looking for it. Yeah.
Speaker 8: Okay, how well do you have to know someone before
Speaker 8: you let them stay at your house.
Speaker 1: Let them stay with you. That's a good one.
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, you can't stay at my house. I don't
Speaker 5: give a day. My family can't can't stay at my house.
Speaker 5: You're talking about come stay with me?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Yeah, no, hell no, I don't know. You can't at
Speaker 1: my house temporarily until they get on their feet, Like
Speaker 1: I don't. Never have they say or don't or.
Speaker 5: Let me say something to you that till you get
Speaker 5: on your feet. What was you using when you walked over.
Speaker 1: On them? Get on them and go somewhere else. Now
Speaker 1: I would let one of.
Speaker 5: My children come live with us, yeah, you know if
Speaker 5: they transitioning, because one of them is talking about doing that,
Speaker 5: coming to LA and living, and so we'll let them
Speaker 5: stay with us until they get their place.
Speaker 1: Oh cool, my kids. Good, that's what I'm doing. I'm
Speaker 1: trying to get a place this week. I didn't know
Speaker 1: I could have came over there to young kids, his children.
Speaker 1: You already know you can't come stay in relatives.
Speaker 5: No, no, hold on, hold, let's just gonna get this out.
Speaker 5: You know you can't come stay at my house. I
Speaker 5: don't give a damn. What's wrong you got.
Speaker 1: You gave too many parties when your uncle was out
Speaker 1: of town. But I cleaned up. No, no, no, I
Speaker 1: cleaned up. No, some good parties they no.
Speaker 5: Now, that time you threw the party, used my bed,
Speaker 5: but then made the bed. You used your bed, yeah,
Speaker 5: but then made the bed.
Speaker 1: Well, that's what the cleansing person would do, is make
Speaker 1: the bed back.
Speaker 9: Up, right, Hey, dog, change the sheets we slept, that's it.
Speaker 9: You don't change those sheets after you sleep.
Speaker 1: One night. Who did you have in there? Was that
Speaker 1: slab or her name was k We remember that Kiwi?
Speaker 8: Yeah?
Speaker 1: I remember.
Speaker 5: Let me tell you something Kiwi in Now it looked
Speaker 5: like a wild animal had been in my bed.
Speaker 1: Hey, look, we gotta remember that time she put that party?
Speaker 1: Had on youstening morning show time for would you rather? Guys?
Speaker 1: Would you rather?
Speaker 8: Would you have rather your parents arranged your marriage or
Speaker 8: marry your most recent x?
Speaker 1: Oh god? Would you rather your.
Speaker 8: Parents arrange your marriage or would you marry your most
Speaker 8: recent ex?
Speaker 1: I have to go with a on that one. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: you can arrange, man, because obviously my pick was not
Speaker 1: the right one to me.
Speaker 5: Le's somebody who got more sense than me picked for me. Yeah, yeah, Yeah,
Speaker 5: let's try it that. Let's try that, because there ain't
Speaker 5: no way in the world you marry all my exes
Speaker 5: is for a reason.
Speaker 1: All right?
Speaker 8: Would you rather drink all the half empty drink or
Speaker 8: smoke all the cigarette butts the day after you had
Speaker 8: a big old crazy party.
Speaker 1: I'm not doing now one of them, one of them,
Speaker 1: drink the half empty drinks, or smoke all the cigarette butts?
Speaker 1: Pick one? Would you rather? Hello? You were the lasty
Speaker 1: Miles has been on them things, and yeah, I'm gone
Speaker 1: them cigarette butts. I'm just going do that. Get it over.
Speaker 5: I can't swallow this stuff, all this backwashing, all this. Yeah,
Speaker 5: now I'm gonna smoke these cigarettes. I'm gonna like the
Speaker 5: wrong here first too, so I can burn off a
Speaker 5: little bit of it. Yeah, I'm gonna do these cigarette butts.
Speaker 5: I'm not drinking all them half drinks that ain't gonna have.
Speaker 1: That's smart, stee. I'm gonna go hey a drink. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm not doing the cigarette butts. They lift was on
Speaker 1: them too.
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, it really break them drinks. And watch with him.
Speaker 5: They've been sitting there all night too. You'll go ahead,
Speaker 5: all right, you got to pick one you're putting. You're
Speaker 5: putting liquid in your system. You're not sure all the
Speaker 5: half drinks? You know how much Dad is done? No,
Speaker 5: give me some cigarettes. I think I'm gonna be close.
Speaker 5: I'm gonna get a razor blade and cut that tobacco
Speaker 5: out this cigarette and and just roll one day, I'm
Speaker 5: gonna just put it.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna just put a bunch of vacline on my
Speaker 1: lips and go on stocks your vascoline, Laura, Okay, yeah,
Speaker 1: at animal vascline. I gotta use it. And you got
Speaker 1: to do I mess care.
Speaker 8: Last, would you rather? Would you rather eat ahead of
Speaker 8: raw garlic or a raw onion? Rock garlic or raw onion?
Speaker 5: Raw onion without a doubt on ahead of garlic? Oh
Speaker 5: my god, Oh my god, I date a whole onion
Speaker 5: before pledging.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna go. I'm going with that little piece of garlic.
Speaker 1: I gotta go to the white gart little piece of garlic,
Speaker 1: cloth of gold. Are you nuts? Are you.
Speaker 4: All right?
Speaker 1: We gotta go stink.
Speaker 8: That's today's rounded. Would you rather you're listening hardy Morning show?
Speaker 8: Go small with your goals?
Speaker 1: Okay?
Speaker 8: People are already thinking about their New year's goals and
Speaker 8: this year, it's all about going small. Okay, Seventy five
Speaker 8: percent of people make at least one resolution a year,
Speaker 8: but a new survey found that respondents would rather kick
Speaker 8: off their goals gradually than jump in head first. Almost
Speaker 8: half of those surveyed also said they'd rather concentrate on
Speaker 8: long term goals, with twenty seven percent saying they wanted
Speaker 8: to focus on short term ones. So, Steve, you're a
Speaker 8: motivational speaker. You motivate people all the time. What do
Speaker 8: you think should people continue to make big resolutions at
Speaker 8: the first of the year or should they go small
Speaker 8: with their goals?
Speaker 5: I disagree with that one thousand percent. I don't understand.
Speaker 5: There's no winning in small. There's no winning in small.
Speaker 4: Mean.
Speaker 5: Look, what they're trying to say is but everything they're
Speaker 5: saying is preparing you for failure. It's assuming that ain't
Speaker 5: no need of you thinking big because you ain't gonna
Speaker 5: get big. Now that right, there is a negative connotation
Speaker 5: to me. You know, remember this, aim for the moon.
Speaker 5: In case you miss, you'll still be amongst the stars.
Speaker 5: But if you aiming for the fire hydrant and you miss,
Speaker 5: you down in the damn dirt. See, that's the problem
Speaker 5: with people passing out advice to people. I'm just against
Speaker 5: small thinking because it costs you no more to think
Speaker 5: big than it does to think small. If you say
Speaker 5: Volkswagon and Rose Royce, it don't take no more Energy's
Speaker 5: Voltswagon is Rose Royce. Man, y'all, don't let people convince
Speaker 5: you to take the small approach, because then all you
Speaker 5: can ever get is small results. I'm just not a
Speaker 5: proponent of now. What the trying to say is, don't
Speaker 5: disappoint yourself.
Speaker 1: You go to and you don't get it.
Speaker 6: You expectation because it's just so high.
Speaker 5: Back to me, I just don't like you manage your expectations.
Speaker 5: See if now, look, either you don't be a person
Speaker 5: of faith or you ain't.
Speaker 8: Give people an advice though on how to think big
Speaker 8: and how to not be not to hold themselves back
Speaker 8: with that type of thinking.
Speaker 1: If you've never okay, he set that kind of goal
Speaker 1: for yourself.
Speaker 4: You know what I mean?
Speaker 5: Well, here's here's a deal. Here's something I learned, and
Speaker 5: I taught this to myself. It is impossible to think
Speaker 5: an impossible thought. That's not possible. You think it is
Speaker 5: possible to think an impossible thought.
Speaker 1: That's not possible.
Speaker 5: You think it is impossible to think an impossible thought?
Speaker 1: Well, okay, okay, then how did you think it? Though?
Speaker 5: If it's impossible, how did you think it? And that's
Speaker 5: what you've got to incorporate into your thinking. Man, it
Speaker 5: is impossible to think about. Will you tell somebody man,
Speaker 5: I had this crazy idea. Man, I don't see how.
Speaker 5: I know you don't see how, but I'm telling you
Speaker 5: I saw it. And that's how imagination is given to you.
Speaker 5: And what we don't realize as people is that our
Speaker 5: imagination is given to us by God. God places what
Speaker 5: he has for you in your imagination. Albert Einstein once said,
Speaker 5: imagination is everything. It's the preview to life's coming attractions.
Speaker 5: That's just a fact. So what God does is he
Speaker 5: places the life he has for you in your imagination.
Speaker 5: The problem we have is we tell our imagination to
Speaker 5: the wrong people, because if you want to kill a
Speaker 5: big dream, tell it to a small minded person. And
Speaker 5: all of us have done that. God has shown us
Speaker 5: something incredible in our imagination. We took it to our
Speaker 5: friends and loved ones and they shot it down. I
Speaker 5: don't see how you gonna do that? Well, I know
Speaker 5: you don't see it because God didn't show it to you.
Speaker 5: He showed it to me.
Speaker 1: And I'm gonna trust on that fact. Right there.
Speaker 5: If I thought small's no way I get here today,
Speaker 5: all you got to do is start thinking big. Does
Speaker 5: a book I recommend to everybody by David Schwartz David Schultz,
Speaker 5: The Magic of Thinking Big. Go buy that book. It's
Speaker 5: all written off. All self help books have written off
Speaker 5: concepts of the Bible. Anyway, A man is as he thinks.
Speaker 5: If you think you're small, you're fit to be small.
Speaker 8: I love it all right, Thank you. You are a
Speaker 8: motivational speaker. Coming up next, it is the nephew with
Speaker 8: today's prank phone call. Any motivation for his nephew and
Speaker 8: the prank.
Speaker 1: Thanks stupid always Thanks.
Speaker 8: Right after this, you're listening Hardy Morning Show. Coming up
Speaker 8: at the top of the hour. Right about four minutes after,
Speaker 8: it's my strawberry letter for today, the subject get a
Speaker 8: load of this, choosing between two toothless men. No explanation needed.
Speaker 8: We'll get into that a little later, but right now
Speaker 8: the nephew is here with today's prank phone call.
Speaker 1: What you got for his f comb and brush? Comb?
Speaker 1: And brush. All right, come on care.
Speaker 4: Hello, Hello, I'm trying to read. Listen, yeah, hey, listen.
Speaker 4: My name Sean. Uh did you have a al could
Speaker 4: have passed away?
Speaker 9: Name?
Speaker 4: Yep? All right here your uncle right, yeah, that's my uncle.
Speaker 4: We were had him about three an months ago.
Speaker 5: Right.
Speaker 4: What reason why I was calling was I'm the person
Speaker 4: that actually cut your uncle hair when he passed away. Okay,
Speaker 4: So the reason why I was calling is, uh, the
Speaker 4: situation is when I cut his hair. And I know
Speaker 4: you don't know the history about me, but my daddy
Speaker 4: and my granddaddy was barb us. We all barb us. Okay,
Speaker 4: get you come on, bud, get down to the bottom
Speaker 4: because you told my uncle man, I'm trying to see
Speaker 4: what's going on for risk, okay, And I'm sorry to
Speaker 4: call you like this, but what I'm telling you is
Speaker 4: that my granddaddy and my daddy, they they had passed
Speaker 4: down a brush and a comb to me. Okay, that
Speaker 4: is like a tentamental value. Okay, but for the for
Speaker 4: the last two three months, I ain't been able to
Speaker 4: find the comb in the brush that I used what
Speaker 4: I had cut his hair. Okay, So okay, go ahead,
Speaker 4: and what I was trying to call and tell you
Speaker 4: was that I can't find it. And I'm almost certain.
Speaker 4: What I'm trying to tell you what I'm gonna kill?
Speaker 4: What I mean kiss? So so so what can I do?
Speaker 4: Tell if you find comb? Brother, father, That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 4: When I did miss half and edged it up at
Speaker 4: the funeral home, that's the last time I remember halving it. Well,
Speaker 4: this was three mons man, right right, it's about three
Speaker 4: months ago. What I'm trying to think is I left
Speaker 4: the comb and brush and you know what, went to
Speaker 4: the funeral home and did his half. And I talked
Speaker 4: to the funeral home and they told me that, you know,
Speaker 4: if I'm trying to find a coma, bruh, I got
Speaker 4: to get permission. And what color is the coma brush?
Speaker 4: What's the color of the comba? Bus?
Speaker 5: Black?
Speaker 4: That both I'm black. The comb is black and all
Speaker 4: he got all kinds of combs that black and cold man. No, no, See,
Speaker 4: what I'm saying is the comb and brush is black,
Speaker 4: and I know I lost it, but I'm almost certain
Speaker 4: about where it is. Okay, So if you certain about
Speaker 4: where it is, why you call him? That's the reason
Speaker 4: why I'm calling you, because I'm almost certain not left
Speaker 4: it with him. You listen with my head or so.
Speaker 4: So I called funeral home. They told me I need
Speaker 4: to call you in order to get permission to get it. Okay,
Speaker 4: you call funeral home, get permission from me that you
Speaker 4: can go get the comb brush from left. The funeral
Speaker 4: say well you can go down. Then they say, god, no, no, no. See,
Speaker 4: the comban brush ain't with the funeral home. The comb
Speaker 4: and brush is in there with your uncle. The work.
Speaker 4: The comb and brush in the cave. Man, I mean
Speaker 4: I have of state. You got to say that again.
Speaker 4: What I'm trying to say to you is that the
Speaker 4: comb and brush is in I'm trying to say, just
Speaker 4: say what man, the coman brush is in the casket
Speaker 4: with your uncle. It since in that six we see. See.
Speaker 4: What I'm trying to say is that the comb and
Speaker 4: brush is sentimental value to me. Brother, It couldn't have
Speaker 4: been too valued. But if you lost it, what now
Speaker 4: what it wants? Got value? You know? My work? So
Speaker 4: I just really got caught up in my work. Really,
Speaker 4: if you talking about you left it with my uncle
Speaker 4: that dead three months ago? Man? What color is he
Speaker 4: talking about? On boy all I'm trying to do what
Speaker 4: you would see if you don't mind approving for them
Speaker 4: to bring the body up so I can get the
Speaker 4: comb and brush. You a lost man? What things about
Speaker 4: that for a comb? But see what I'm trying to
Speaker 4: explain it this sentimental value. I'm trying to get y'all
Speaker 4: to bring the body of so I can get my
Speaker 4: comb and brush. I ever, because like I say, my
Speaker 4: daddy and my granddaddy was borom. This whole thing is sentimental.
Speaker 1: Man.
Speaker 4: You talking about my dead uncle man, and you talking
Speaker 4: about bringing him up out of the ground for com man.
Speaker 4: I just got to start crying around here, and and
Speaker 4: I understand what y'all going through as a family and stuff.
Speaker 4: See now I'm trying to get my comb and brother, man,
Speaker 4: and how you trying to go about doing this. I'll
Speaker 4: throw it off on boy, because ain't nobody digging up,
Speaker 4: nobody to bring act no no brust mane. Now you'll
Speaker 4: got me pissed off now, mane, because you're calling me
Speaker 4: talking stupid, mane. You're talking about put on my my
Speaker 4: huncle man. That's man. That's got him enough. Man, I
Speaker 4: ain't trying to start no talking about calm and brush
Speaker 4: man right there. But I understand all that, but this
Speaker 4: is a sentimental value, man, sentimental to me. Man, just
Speaker 4: something that my little sentimental to me. Okay, go on,
Speaker 4: my favorite nuncle. Man. Okay, you're talking about pulling up
Speaker 4: this body. Man, I got full, but hain't man, Man,
Speaker 4: I don't want no if you becausing out the man
Speaker 4: that's a man. You sitting you know how you got
Speaker 4: pray mane and we don't get down like this here. Man,
Speaker 4: I ain't finn to seen here and argue with you. Look,
Speaker 4: I got some tea, I got some I mean, I mean,
Speaker 4: will you stay at man? Let me tell you this, man,
Speaker 4: I got some people that's here with me right now.
Speaker 4: You know, some of my friends, and we got some shovels.
Speaker 4: So I can actually go over there and go on
Speaker 4: and get the call now and in the morning, ain't
Speaker 4: nobody gonna even know. You ain't gonna gonna get now
Speaker 4: on board, say what you donna get? You don't dig
Speaker 4: for going to get a calm? And I got him
Speaker 4: self to you talking about go on to Simletes trying
Speaker 4: to dig a mi. Hey man, I'm finna gone on
Speaker 4: to tell you just like here going over to a man.
Speaker 4: I'm trying to get my cam and brush back. I
Speaker 4: ain't trying to have no problems with you, but I
Speaker 4: want my call and plus on me. You think you're
Speaker 4: talking to man going world, greed, going live, great pay,
Speaker 4: walk on the safe cold they got them about this.
Speaker 4: I didn't know it. Ain't nobody that's been even about
Speaker 4: your uncle that's lording that just when you ain't even
Speaker 4: got lit road to be hollering at me. All nobody
Speaker 4: hollering at you.
Speaker 9: Man.
Speaker 4: I'm telling you in I got a call and bush
Speaker 4: and your uncle jacket, and I want my press what
Speaker 4: he did one that you might want dig too? Say
Speaker 4: what from the bush? Then you gonna find right over
Speaker 4: in there round? So't you you telling you you trying
Speaker 4: to dig a gratful man?
Speaker 11: Do you stay?
Speaker 4: I've been trying to get these I here. Stop crying.
Speaker 4: This man stop man, I did you with his body?
Speaker 4: I wi days. I understand what you're going to do.
Speaker 1: I do if do it.
Speaker 4: I told you, I know my cry is here and
Speaker 4: I want you to come my nigga or somebody about it.
Speaker 4: Man over, call me a brush, I got it. I
Speaker 4: just tried to call you like a man, because I
Speaker 4: want to get the call and Brush, and I didn't
Speaker 4: want to go when I give you a permission out
Speaker 4: if I gotta go without getting your permission, will I
Speaker 4: always read you don't know me? Clyde would read your
Speaker 4: Clyde would read the man Clyde with me, your bud,
Speaker 4: you'll coll I want to say something else to you.
Speaker 4: He ain't real you are? You listen nothing you tell
Speaker 4: me from the Steve harm In Morning Show. You just
Speaker 4: not paint by your boss than man, come out plunked
Speaker 4: by your boy. Everything got a breast of the curse.
Speaker 4: I think I needed that cry. Hey man, I gotta
Speaker 4: ask you, man, what is the baddest radio show in
Speaker 4: the land? You know, like I know Stephen Harvey Morning?
Speaker 4: Did I get your man? Old oh man? Getting me
Speaker 4: at the word man?
Speaker 1: Oh crowd with me? You don't know me? Oh my god?
Speaker 3: That man's.
Speaker 1: Man. That right there is classic? Oh my god, for sure? Brush?
Speaker 1: Uh all right, I can tell you where I'm at.
Speaker 1: I tell you what catch me? Just Friday night?
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Speaker 6: Thank you you. Subjects choosing between two.
Speaker 1: Two toothless men.
Speaker 8: Dear Steven Shirley, I'm a forty eight year old, single,
Speaker 8: educated and professional woman that has never been married. I
Speaker 8: have dated three guys in the last eight years and
Speaker 8: decided to give it a rest until recently when I
Speaker 8: met a very nice man that works with my aunt.
Speaker 1: We talked a few weeks over the phone before we met.
Speaker 8: Then he called me one day and said he'd been
Speaker 8: in a bad car accident and his face hit his
Speaker 8: steering wheel, so he had to have emergency oral surgery.
Speaker 1: And all he could think about was me. I rushed
Speaker 1: over to.
Speaker 8: See him, and when I got there, he greeted me
Speaker 8: with a big, toothless grin.
Speaker 6: His two top front teeth and three teeth.
Speaker 8: On the bottom were missing. He is already not that handsome,
Speaker 8: but I was willing to overlook that because we had
Speaker 8: a great vibe and a lot in common. We went
Speaker 8: out a few more times and I was so embarrassed
Speaker 8: by him. Then he said it would be close to
Speaker 8: a year before he could get tooth implants because there
Speaker 8: was a glitch with his insurance. I was honest with
Speaker 8: him and said it's a big turn off to kiss
Speaker 8: a man without teeth. I broke it off with him,
Speaker 8: and he still calls to say he misses me. I
Speaker 8: miss him too, but.
Speaker 1: He still does not have his new teeth.
Speaker 8: So I met another great guy, and he is slightly
Speaker 8: older than me. On our first date, he took his
Speaker 8: false false teeth or partials out of his mouth and
Speaker 8: put him in a napkin. He says it rubs his gum,
Speaker 8: so he only puts it on special occasions, puts them
Speaker 8: in on special occasions. I can't believe that I found
Speaker 8: yet another man without teeth. The problem is I really
Speaker 8: like him too. It seems like God wants me to
Speaker 8: be with a toothless man. So should I choose a
Speaker 8: guy that might get new teeth one day or keep
Speaker 8: dating a man that takes his tee out whenever he wants?
Speaker 8: Please help? Okay, first of all, why you bring God
Speaker 8: into this? God wants me to be with a toothless man.
Speaker 8: You are forty eight years old, you're single, educated and professional.
Speaker 8: Nowhere in that description does it say you are desperate,
Speaker 8: and that's what you would have to be. You would
Speaker 8: have to be desperate to continue dating these two guys.
Speaker 1: This would be what we call settling. Okay, And you
Speaker 1: don't have to settle. You do not have to do that.
Speaker 1: Neither of these.
Speaker 8: Guys should even be trying to date right now until
Speaker 8: they get their grill.
Speaker 1: Six.
Speaker 8: If his teeth are rubbing against his gums, he probably
Speaker 8: needs to go back and get them shaved. Down or something.
Speaker 8: Trust me, they would not date you if you didn't
Speaker 8: have teeth in your mouth. Okay, if some of your
Speaker 8: teeth were missing, they wouldn't even look at you. Come on,
Speaker 8: these magletooth guys are not your only hope and they're
Speaker 8: not the last.
Speaker 1: Man on earth. So just keep doing you.
Speaker 8: And that just means please do not settle. You can
Speaker 8: do better and expand your horizons a little bit.
Speaker 1: Go on dating sites. Ask your friends.
Speaker 8: I know it's been a while, but you got to
Speaker 8: get more into it. Ask your friends to hook you up,
Speaker 8: friends of friends.
Speaker 1: To hook you up.
Speaker 8: Let people know you're interested and you're single and ready
Speaker 8: to mingle. Or if Tommy would say ready to love?
Speaker 1: Okay, Steve, Yeah, thanks, Shirley, great answer.
Speaker 5: Mine ain't got a damn thing to do with nothing,
Speaker 5: Shirley said, I've been to tell you what truth is
Speaker 5: in this letter right here, all these feelings and all
Speaker 5: this here. Let's just read this damn letter the way
Speaker 5: it's supposed to be read and diagnosed.
Speaker 1: Sharley is actually trying to help you. I ain't.
Speaker 5: Yes, let's be clear, No, I'm not. I'm finn to
Speaker 5: tell some people about they self. Now you forty eight
Speaker 5: years old, single, educated professional woman, nine so educated though
Speaker 5: nine so much. You might be book smart, but woo
Speaker 5: you falling for the okay dope? I have dated three
Speaker 5: guys in the last eight years and decided to give
Speaker 5: it a rest and to recently when I met a
Speaker 5: very nice man. Listen to this, that works with my
Speaker 5: aunt right there? What when have you ever met anybody
Speaker 5: that was attractive that was.
Speaker 1: Friends with your damn aunt. Oh, my aunt's friends as
Speaker 1: ugly ass people.
Speaker 5: My damn aunt agnus eight got a cute friend. Hell,
Speaker 5: she ain't cute. No, it's no way you can possibly
Speaker 5: expect to meet an attractive.
Speaker 1: Man that worked with your damn aunt, sag right there.
Speaker 5: Nobody has ever met an attracted person through the damn on.
Speaker 1: We talked a.
Speaker 5: Few times over the phone before we met, you know why,
Speaker 5: because he already knew I can't let you see me live.
Speaker 5: We gonna keep this over the phone till I get
Speaker 5: you hooked. Then he called me one day and said
Speaker 5: he been in a bad car accident and his face
Speaker 5: hit the standwheel, so he didn't have emergency all surgery,
Speaker 5: and all he could think about was me.
Speaker 1: I rushed over to see him, what boy, he just
Speaker 1: had just had a damn accident. Oh how convenient? This
Speaker 1: is stupid?
Speaker 5: This raggedy mouth, asked, man been looking like this for years.
Speaker 5: That's why he kept you on that phone for two weeks.
Speaker 5: Your aunt ain't mentioned the damn accident, all right? Hold,
Speaker 5: and aunt didn't tell you nothing about his mouth either.
Speaker 5: I got more when I come back.
Speaker 8: All right, we'll have part two of Sea's response coming
Speaker 8: up at twenty three minutes after the hour. Subject of
Speaker 8: today's strawberry letter, choosing between two toothless men.
Speaker 6: We'll get back into it right after this. You're listening
Speaker 6: hardy Morning show.
Speaker 8: All right, Come on, Steve, Let's recap today's strawberry letter.
Speaker 8: The subject choosing between two toothless men.
Speaker 5: Forty eight year old lady single, say she educated in
Speaker 5: professional might be educated book wise, but very easily can
Speaker 5: be okie dope. Here comes the okie dope. Met a
Speaker 5: very nice man that worked with my aunt once again,
Speaker 5: Who has your aunt help bought to your damn house
Speaker 5: that was attractive? Ever ever in the history of our families,
Speaker 5: name your aunt that has dated, married, or been friends
Speaker 5: with an attractive man? Uncle, herbiet uncle, class uncle, Heathrow,
Speaker 5: Uncle Lester. I'm just going down the names.
Speaker 1: I hold this. I'm just going down the names it
Speaker 1: I'm attracted. No, all right.
Speaker 5: We talked a few weeks over the phone before we met.
Speaker 5: Got to get you over the phone. Okay, just let
Speaker 5: you meet me right off. Then he called me one
Speaker 5: day and said he'd been in a bad co accident.
Speaker 5: See this, he'd have told this before. He done set
Speaker 5: this up before, because you liking me over this phone.
Speaker 5: Now we fit to meet. Hey, I've just been in
Speaker 5: a bad accident. His face hit the steering wheel where
Speaker 5: his airbag at most cars over the last twenty years
Speaker 5: that had air bags where his air bags at. How
Speaker 5: his mouth hitt and staying with teared out his whole
Speaker 5: damn mouth, Lady laid in. He had to have emergency
Speaker 5: or surgery, and all he could think about was me.
Speaker 5: I rushed over to see him, and when I got there,
Speaker 5: he greeted me with a big, toothless grin. He ain't
Speaker 5: see no blood on his digit, He didn't have gall
Speaker 5: stuck up in that diddy now, just a toothless grin smiling.
Speaker 1: Did his gums look like they had just been injured?
Speaker 6: Gnaw?
Speaker 5: They were smooth and wet because they've been there for
Speaker 5: a while. His two front teeth and three of his
Speaker 5: bottom teeth was missing, and he is already not that handsome,
Speaker 5: good lord of bity. Now we got an ugly ass
Speaker 5: man with a wag of ass mouth. I beat damn
Speaker 5: Your educated ass is falling for the okido. And you
Speaker 5: know what makes him money attractive because it ain't got
Speaker 5: no damn teeth. They're talking about a damn card accident.
Speaker 5: His mouth been like that for a while. Y'all ain't
Speaker 5: said nothing to you. She probably don't even know you
Speaker 5: talking to the man. She'd have told you. And he's
Speaker 5: already not that handsome now he ugly. Now he ain't
Speaker 5: got a nice smile. He ugged me then when he talked.
Speaker 5: It's worse when he smiled. It's worse when he eat,
Speaker 5: just spitting food all over the table. You're hard to
Speaker 5: keep food in your mouth. You ain't got teeth. I
Speaker 5: have talked to people ain't got teeth. Before I get it,
Speaker 5: I walk away from him, cause you're not gonna be
Speaker 5: spitting on me the whole dog on time. Teeth, Keep
Speaker 5: food and moisture in your mouth, along with your lips.
Speaker 5: When you just got your lips, A lot of stuff
Speaker 5: get out. Then you got to say words like tonight,
Speaker 5: How you say tonight without no damn teeth?
Speaker 1: To night? Now here comes some more damn spit. I
Speaker 1: was willing to overlook that, because we had a great
Speaker 1: vibe and a lot in common. That was in compensation.
Speaker 4: Girl.
Speaker 5: We went out a few more times, and I was
Speaker 5: so embarrassed by him. Then he said, now he go
Speaker 5: to other part. It'll be close to a year before
Speaker 5: he could get his tooth in players, because there was
Speaker 5: a glitch in his insurance, a glitch.
Speaker 1: In the insurance.
Speaker 4: A year.
Speaker 1: He sitting there, the ragged ass mouth for a year.
Speaker 5: I'll sell my cop I'll sell my house, I'll sell
Speaker 5: my damn clothes. I'm gonna get me some damn teeth.
Speaker 5: What I'm not fitna do is be walking around. And
Speaker 5: you already said the man ugly she said. And now
Speaker 5: he got a ragged ass mouth, and he willing to
Speaker 5: wait a year. Man, I'm taking out a loan. I'm
Speaker 5: going down there. Ever smile or or at your bright
Speaker 5: or smile bright or happy teeth all doctor, heavenly smile.
Speaker 5: Now I'm going there corrective dentist. I'm going down to
Speaker 5: the VA office. Somebody gonna give me some damn teeth.
Speaker 5: I'm gonna go down.
Speaker 1: There to the morgue. I'm gonna go somewhere somebody got
Speaker 1: some teeth day.
Speaker 4: Not for no year, not for no year.
Speaker 1: I can't be no year without no damn plumbing.
Speaker 5: I was honest with him, and then uh, I told him,
Speaker 5: uh that it's a turn off to kiss a man
Speaker 5: with our teeth.
Speaker 1: Hell no, because it's all up in there. Now.
Speaker 5: Your tongue just loose. It's just loose. You have to roof,
Speaker 5: you had to bottom, you're in the tongue. It's just
Speaker 5: just like sticking your tongue in a log. That ain't
Speaker 5: a kiss. You kissing a log, just a big hollow
Speaker 5: ass log.
Speaker 1: Yes.
Speaker 5: Now, I broke it off with him, and he still
Speaker 5: calls to say he misses me. I miss him too,
Speaker 5: but he still don't have his teeth. So I met
Speaker 5: another guy, and it's slightly older than me. Oh lord,
Speaker 5: you already for the slightly old to me old as hell.
Speaker 5: On our first date, he took his false teeth or
Speaker 5: partials out of his mouth, put it in napkin. He said,
Speaker 5: he rubbed his gums. He only puts it in on
Speaker 5: special occasion. So now right here, you ain't a special occasion.
Speaker 5: Now you got another poe ass man that boked the
Speaker 5: wrong damn teeth. He might get some new teeth in
Speaker 5: a year and then he can't just take your teeth.
Speaker 1: Man, get out of here, all right?
Speaker 4: Thank you forget it.
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Speaker 6: You're listening hard morning show. You said you wanted to.
Speaker 1: Ask me, asked a question. I'm gonna go around the room.
Speaker 5: This is not about your favorite or none of that.
Speaker 5: What fast food restaurant? This is not your favorite? Do
Speaker 5: you think you spent the most money?
Speaker 8: Acts surely, Oh, it's gotta be. It's gotta be McDonald's
Speaker 8: hands down.
Speaker 1: Carler, Those Fried, Chick fil A, Julia McDonald's, for sure. Tommy.
Speaker 9: Mine is Popeye, Yeah yeah, Popeyes dad, Yes, sir, Old
Speaker 9: Most Sunday.
Speaker 1: Yeah, how about you dogs?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 5: Well yeah, I to spend the most money, hands down,
Speaker 5: Damn Wendy's.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'll just spend more money in Wendy's.
Speaker 6: What about what about Jay? You didn't ask Jack.
Speaker 11: I think I have Bill jo Rosco's chicken and waffles.
Speaker 5: Food that's not restaurant. It's not fast food, Jay, I said,
Speaker 5: fast food.
Speaker 11: Well, then it would have to be McDonald's. Then I
Speaker 11: built another McDonald's.
Speaker 1: You're built one.
Speaker 5: It could be a tie, boy, boy, boy, it could
Speaker 5: be a tie with me, between Windy's and McDonald's.
Speaker 1: Now McDonald's. Yeah, I did a lot of burger king too.
Speaker 7: Now.
Speaker 9: Oh, I ain't gonna lie to that double cheese burger
Speaker 9: at McDonald's.
Speaker 11: Oh yeah, get your life with them. I'm sorry the
Speaker 11: double cheese Burgermy.
Speaker 6: That took me to high school.
Speaker 1: Tommy, double cheese. I had a big mc you.
Speaker 5: Right on st with that one boy, that double fish,
Speaker 5: that double fish, boy had a double.
Speaker 1: Let me ask you this. You got the special order,
Speaker 1: you got to pull over.
Speaker 9: To wait for the Okay, when them twiny nuggets came out, though,
Speaker 9: when McDonald's came out with them chicken nuggets, that was yeah,
Speaker 9: with that sound cream different sauce, a sweet and sour
Speaker 9: with different sauce.
Speaker 1: What but have you have you guys ever? Have you
Speaker 1: ever don't sleep on the rib while you're talking. I
Speaker 1: mean what you have you gone to? Yeah? I don't
Speaker 1: do limited time.
Speaker 8: But Steve, have you gone to like one fast food
Speaker 8: place to get there to get like the burger and
Speaker 8: then drove by McDonald's to.
Speaker 1: Get the fries to go with the burger? So you
Speaker 1: made two different stops, the two different I have never done.
Speaker 1: I've done that.
Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, McDonald's.
Speaker 5: Let me explain something to you. Gotta eat them while yeah, hot,
Speaker 5: not what they are anymore, right.
Speaker 1: That's what you have to disagree to you. There's some
Speaker 1: stuff you can smoke. They're really good.
Speaker 8: All right, We'll be back with more of the Steve
Speaker 8: Harvey Morning Show right after the vision.
Speaker 1: You're listening Harvey Morning Show.
Speaker 8: All right, guys, and it's time for comment eat roulette please,
Speaker 8: Jay set this one up for it.
Speaker 11: And it's so important to explain this because we get
Speaker 11: new listeners every day and we're doing a different segment
Speaker 11: that people are not aware of. So that's why I
Speaker 11: take the time to explain comedy rut. And it's very simple.
Speaker 11: You take four subjects and you put them on a wheel,
Speaker 11: and you take them on the wheel, you spun the
Speaker 11: wheel and which stop we can do the damn thing,
Speaker 11: because we'se Comedians were good.
Speaker 1: Alright, here we go.
Speaker 6: These are the subjects for today. Things you can do
Speaker 6: to get people to leave your house.
Speaker 10: Things you say to people who've over decorated for the holiday,
Speaker 10: you say to people who have under decorated for the holidays.
Speaker 8: And here's the last one. Things you say when you
Speaker 8: didn't get what you wanted for Christmas. Okay, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 8: you gotta anticipate.
Speaker 1: Yeah, let's go, let's spind the wheel.
Speaker 11: Come on over decoration.
Speaker 1: Yeah, oh.
Speaker 8: Oh, I thought it was gonna stop on overdecorating, but
Speaker 8: now it stop done.
Speaker 6: Things you say when you didn't get what you wanted
Speaker 6: for Chris the same.
Speaker 1: As to use bad acting theater. No, no, no, no, no,
Speaker 1: not at all.
Speaker 4: No.
Speaker 1: I don't even know how you got that out of that.
Speaker 1: All right.
Speaker 11: These are things you say when you didn't get what
Speaker 11: you want for Christians.
Speaker 1: Yeah, let's go.
Speaker 11: These are things you say you didn't get what you say,
Speaker 11: come on you, oh this is nice? And this one
Speaker 11: lights up?
Speaker 8: What is it.
Speaker 1: With that attitude?
Speaker 6: That's how you say, that's what you say, and.
Speaker 9: How you said, yeah, I'll tell you what this is
Speaker 9: something I actually said as a kid, but I didn't
Speaker 9: get what I wanted for Christmas?
Speaker 1: And uh, they were standing there, my parents, But I
Speaker 1: was about ten. I said, sugar ice tea.
Speaker 6: You said the actual words.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you know when you open that box up and
Speaker 1: what you're supposed to get sugar l Oh, thank you.
Speaker 1: I'll uh. I put this in the drawer with that
Speaker 1: ragged ass tie you about last. I'm grateful what you
Speaker 1: want like that time?
Speaker 4: This one?
Speaker 1: Just what you say at worked. I knew what he
Speaker 1: pulled my name. It wasn't gonna be worth for damn
Speaker 1: I get exchange. I knew what poor I said.
Speaker 4: You didn't get?
Speaker 2: You want?
Speaker 1: Yeah a pounds? Okay, huh, thanks a lot. It's a
Speaker 1: diabetic things you say when you don't get what you
Speaker 1: want for Christmas? What happened? Check shot again? Check show again?
Speaker 4: Huh?
Speaker 8: Come on?
Speaker 10: What?
Speaker 1: Why?
Speaker 4: Why?
Speaker 1: Why in the hell?
Speaker 4: What?
Speaker 1: I want? A tool kit? I don't work on that.
Speaker 1: Come on, man, really, I'm gonna work on guys at
Speaker 1: the count. Black people don't eat fruitcake? Walking standing up there? Fruitcake?
Speaker 1: What is some damn green things in there?
Speaker 4: What is that?
Speaker 1: Cherrish? Ex me on snowshovel. I live in l A
Speaker 1: thanks things people say what they don't get what they
Speaker 1: want for Christmas. I already know the story of Jesus.
Speaker 1: I already know it. Come on, who eats this basket
Speaker 1: of cheese? Who eats that? This is all right, Steve,
Speaker 1: come on, close it out. That's why we're getting a divorce.
Speaker 1: Crock pie. This, damn crock pot. This is the last
Speaker 1: thing somebody won't know. Damn crock pot. That was me
Speaker 1: who said that one. Sorry you're listening.
Speaker 6: Morning show.
Speaker 1: All right, So here's a question for you.
Speaker 6: Did you follow your childhood dreams?
Speaker 1: Now?
Speaker 6: According to a new survey by Zetti, that's the I
Speaker 6: t y, Probably not.
Speaker 8: This survey found that more than two thirds of those
Speaker 8: who had a dream job picked out as a kid
Speaker 8: didn't end up making that dream come true. For male respondents,
Speaker 8: becoming a professional athlete top the list at seventeen percent,
Speaker 8: while twenty two percent of women wanted to become teachers.
Speaker 8: The age in which reality started to sink in for
Speaker 8: Americans was fifteen years old when they got their first jobs.
Speaker 8: The top childhood dream jobs of Americans include doctor, teacher, veterinarian, musician,
Speaker 8: movie star, professional athlete, artist, etc. So did you follow
Speaker 8: your dream job since your childhood or what that's the question.
Speaker 5: I think what happens to the boy who wants to
Speaker 5: be a professional athlete around fifteen? It starts losing grip.
Speaker 5: It ain't cause he've got a job. It's because he
Speaker 5: went out there and played with some people that's fitting
Speaker 5: the b pros. I found out real fast my ass
Speaker 5: ain't going because the dude just blew by me like
Speaker 5: I was standing steel and I was running as fast
Speaker 5: as I could.
Speaker 1: That boy going to the pros. You ain't have to
Speaker 1: have fifteen, that's true, all right? Yeah?
Speaker 5: I played in the Summer League with the Cleveland Cavaliers
Speaker 5: one time. That's when I knew.
Speaker 6: Three minutes after the hour, we'll play another round of
Speaker 6: would you rather?
Speaker 1: Right after this? You're listening hard morning show time for
Speaker 1: would you rather?
Speaker 11: Guys?
Speaker 1: Would you rather?
Speaker 8: Would you have rather your parents arranged your marriage or
Speaker 8: marry your most recent ex?
Speaker 9: Oh?
Speaker 8: God, would you rather your parents arrange your marriage? Or
Speaker 8: would you marry your most recent ex?
Speaker 1: I have to go with a or nothing one.
Speaker 5: Yeah, marriage you can arrange, man, because obviously my pick
Speaker 5: was not the right one.
Speaker 4: To me.
Speaker 1: Let's somebody who got more sense than me picked for me?
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, yeah, let's try that. Let's try that, because
Speaker 5: there ain't no way in the world you all my
Speaker 5: exes is for a reason.
Speaker 2: All right.
Speaker 8: Would you rather drink all the half empty drink or
Speaker 8: smoke all the cigarette butts the day after you had
Speaker 8: a big old crazy party.
Speaker 1: I'm not doing now one of them one?
Speaker 8: Now, one of them, drink the half empty drink, smoke
Speaker 8: all the cigarette butts?
Speaker 1: Pick one? Would you rather? Hello, you were come on?
Speaker 1: The last miles has been on them things, and I'm
Speaker 1: gonna go the cigarette butts. I'm just go and do that.
Speaker 1: Get it over. I swallow this stuff, all this backwashing,
Speaker 1: all this. Yeah.
Speaker 5: Now I'm gonna smoke these cigarettes. I'm gonna like the
Speaker 5: wrong here heirs too, so I can burn off a
Speaker 5: little bit of it. Yeah, I'm gonna do these cigarette
Speaker 5: but I'm not drinking all them half drinks.
Speaker 1: That ain't gonna happen. That's smart, Steve. I'm gonna go drinks. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm not doing a cigarette. But they lift was on
Speaker 1: them too.
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, it really is. Y'all rik them drinks and
Speaker 5: watch with him. They've been sitting there all night too.
Speaker 1: You'll go ahead all right, Tommy, you gotta pick one.
Speaker 5: You're putting. You're putting liquid in your system. You're not
Speaker 5: sure all the half drinks? You know how much daddy is.
Speaker 5: Don no give me the cigarettes. I think I'm gonna
Speaker 5: be closed. I'm gonna get a razor blade and cut
Speaker 5: that tobacco out this cigarette and just roll one day.
Speaker 1: Now, I'm gonna just put I'm just put a bunch
Speaker 1: of vassiline on my lips and gone stocks yourne lord.
Speaker 1: Okay that spot here, yeah, animal vasselin I gotta use
Speaker 1: and you've got to do. I mess care.
Speaker 8: Last, would you rather? Would you rather eat ahead of
Speaker 8: rock garlic or a raw onion? Rock garlic or raw onion?
Speaker 1: Onion?
Speaker 5: Not without a doubt onion ahead of garlic. Oh my god,
Speaker 5: Oh my god. I date a whole onion before plage.
Speaker 5: I'm gonna get I'm going with that little piece of garlic.
Speaker 1: I gotta go to watch little piece of garlic. Clove
Speaker 1: of garlic? Are you nuts? Are you.
Speaker 4: All right?
Speaker 1: We gotta again gonna stink. That's today's rounded. Would you
Speaker 1: rather come?
Speaker 8: Forty nine minutes after the closing remarks from the one
Speaker 8: and Only Steve Harvey Break the day after you're.
Speaker 6: Listening Hardy Morning Show.
Speaker 8: All right, guys, this is time for us to close
Speaker 8: things out. It's our last break of the day. And
Speaker 8: before we get out of here, Steve, I know you
Speaker 8: have some closing remarks for us.
Speaker 6: Surely enlighten us.
Speaker 1: I'd like for you to read that little story you
Speaker 1: read earlier today. All right, it says, go small with
Speaker 1: your goals.
Speaker 8: The holidays have only just started, but people are already
Speaker 8: thinking about.
Speaker 6: Their New year's goals. And this year it's all about
Speaker 6: going small.
Speaker 8: Seventy five percent of people make at least one resolution
Speaker 8: a year, but a new survey found that respondents would
Speaker 8: rather kick off their goals gradually than just jump into
Speaker 8: them head first, and almost half of those surveyed also
Speaker 8: said that they'd rather concentrate on long term goals, with
Speaker 8: twenty seven percent saying they wanted to focus on short
Speaker 8: term ones. So earlier in the show, Steve I asked you,
Speaker 8: since you're a motivational speaker, do you agree with that?
Speaker 1: What do you think? And I said one hundred percent.
Speaker 4: I do not.
Speaker 1: Listen to me.
Speaker 5: Folks, Stop listening to people who are not where you're
Speaker 5: trying to go Stop listening to people who are not
Speaker 5: supportive of your visions, of your dreams.
Speaker 1: Of your goals.
Speaker 5: If you meet a person that's constantly trying to short
Speaker 5: side what you're telling them, and when it comes to
Speaker 5: your ambitions and your dreams, you are talking to the
Speaker 5: wrong person. You have got to surround yourself with like
Speaker 5: minded people. It is a horrible thing when I hear
Speaker 5: statistics like these telling people to think small, have smaller goals.
Speaker 1: That makes no sense at all. It don't make no sense.
Speaker 5: First of all, just as a person of faith, just
Speaker 5: as a person of faith as many of you are.
Speaker 5: Why would you short God? Why would you think that
Speaker 5: God has some form of limitation. You either believe that
Speaker 5: God can do anything but fail or you don't. But man,
Speaker 5: don't head your own bet. Why would you do that?
Speaker 4: You know?
Speaker 5: The saying is aim for the moon. In case you miss,
Speaker 5: you'll still be amongst the stars. That's why you aim.
Speaker 5: How you don't set that weight gold in the new year.
Speaker 5: I'm gonna lose twenty pounds, I'm gonna lose fifteen, I'm
Speaker 5: gonna use thirty pounds. Well, set that number. That's the
Speaker 5: only way to achieve it. The Bible says a man
Speaker 5: is as he thinketh. If you think small, guess what
Speaker 5: you gonna be small? You cannot be big thinking small.
Speaker 5: I'm sorry that to think. If you let anybody tell
Speaker 5: you to think small, they're doing you a disservice. Folks,
Speaker 5: They're doing you a serious disservice. And it's amazing, man,
Speaker 5: how many people get away with this and then they come.
Speaker 1: Up with statistics.
Speaker 5: Seventy five percent of the people say they gonna lord
Speaker 5: their expectations, half of them don't ever accomplish their expectations,
Speaker 5: and twenty per seven percent say they want to start
Speaker 5: off with short term goals. Okay, do you know what
Speaker 5: I've always wanted to be in my life. I wanted
Speaker 5: to be in the five percent of club because those
Speaker 5: were the people who seem to be doing the most
Speaker 5: to me. And I'm not talking in terms of just money.
Speaker 5: I'm talking about in terms of using your mental capacity
Speaker 5: to its highest level. Okay, let me share a statistic
Speaker 5: with you that I learned a long time ago. Five
Speaker 5: percent of the people make ninety five percent of the
Speaker 5: money in this world.
Speaker 1: This is just a stat I learned. You may find
Speaker 1: something that says something else.
Speaker 5: I don't care. I'm just telling you what I learned.
Speaker 5: It was somebody bought it up one day and I
Speaker 5: just kind of memorized it. Five percent of the people
Speaker 5: in this world make ninety five percent of the money.
Speaker 5: Then I learned another statistic that the average person when
Speaker 5: he dies, only use is five percent of their total
Speaker 5: mental capacity, and they die with ninety five percent of
Speaker 5: their mental capacity never ever being tapped into it.
Speaker 1: So I got to thinking one day.
Speaker 5: I said, if five percent of the people in this
Speaker 5: world make ninety five percent of the money, and ninety
Speaker 5: five percent of the people in this world die only
Speaker 5: using five percent of their brain power, then I went.
Speaker 1: To start thinking.
Speaker 5: I said, well, man, I need to start using more
Speaker 5: on my brain power so I could get in the
Speaker 5: upper percentage. But if you don't make it to the
Speaker 5: five percent, let's just make Let's say you make it
Speaker 5: to the twenty percent.
Speaker 1: Why not aim for the five because if you miss,
Speaker 1: you could still be in the top twenty. See to
Speaker 1: think small, it serves you no purpose.
Speaker 5: It just doesn't folks, And be careful listening to people
Speaker 5: who prescribe to that type of thinking, because it's not
Speaker 5: gonna get you where you want. To be because you
Speaker 5: gotta aim big. You gotta think big, you gotta aim strong,
Speaker 5: you gotta aim tall, because there's gonna be some challenges
Speaker 5: alone the way. There's gonna be some setbacks along the
Speaker 5: way and on this journey, man, as you get hit
Speaker 5: with this thing called life, you got to have aimed
Speaker 5: in a way so when you get knocked down, you
Speaker 5: ain't all the way down. Get back up and get
Speaker 5: yourself back together and get on track. And please, man,
Speaker 5: stop listening to people. I wish I knew who wrote this,
Speaker 5: because I can tell you one thing. I bet the
Speaker 5: person that wrote this thing that Shirley read today is
Speaker 5: not who you want to be. I promise you it's not.
Speaker 5: Because he does set up here and got himself a
Speaker 5: bunch of statistics together to justify why he is where
Speaker 5: he is when I don't want a statistic to prove
Speaker 5: to me why I could fail. That's like people always
Speaker 5: talking about, man, you gonna just jump out there in
Speaker 5: the comedy. You need a plan B. No, I don't
Speaker 5: need no plan B. Everybody I know catch up something
Speaker 5: with you. Everybody, and I know that had a plan B,
Speaker 5: had to use it. Everybody, everybody I know that filled
Speaker 5: out a prenup, had to use it, because if you
Speaker 5: make any preparation for failure, that's exactly what's gonna happen.
Speaker 5: I ain't never met a couple had a prenup that
Speaker 5: didn't use it ever. Think about that for a minute.
Speaker 5: Think about that for a minute. Y'all dream big man,
Speaker 5: don't little body stop.
Speaker 1: Y'all have a great day to day. Talk to God.
Speaker 5: He'd absolutely love to hear from you, and I'm pretty
Speaker 5: sure he'll tell you to thank Big because God can
Speaker 5: do anything.
Speaker 1: Come on, boy.
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