Speaker 1: It's either going to be the best hour or the
Speaker 1: worst hour of your life. But I'm telling you one thing,
Speaker 1: this podcast is very memorable. Okay, you're gonna create core memories.
Speaker 1: Coming up now, we're sixty seconds from your shot collar
Speaker 1: question of the day. It's Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.
Speaker 1: And how many segments do we record on this show
Speaker 1: every year?
Speaker 2: Hundreds of thousands?
Speaker 1: I mean, how many times do we turn on the
Speaker 1: mic and record a segment? What do you guys guess?
Speaker 1: Like three hundred eight?
Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 2: We're in radio. We're terrible at math. Just give us the.
Speaker 4: Millions.
Speaker 5: Okay, that's right, big guess We did the math though.
Speaker 1: And last year alone, this show recorded and aired one thousand,
Speaker 1: six hundred and thirty eight segments.
Speaker 2: And that's not including all the teases we do.
Speaker 1: No, that's just the segments like second dates, phone taps,
Speaker 1: anytime we talk about an open break.
Speaker 2: That's why when listeners say, oh, do you remember this one?
Speaker 2: What happened?
Speaker 3: I'm like, that's what you remember?
Speaker 1: Like, you guys know, my role on this show is
Speaker 1: to introduce the breaks, try and lead us through the topics,
Speaker 1: and then hopefully wrap things up on a funny note,
Speaker 1: probably fail at that, But I just always thought, what
Speaker 1: would happen if I just wanted to get out of
Speaker 1: the bit and say, you know what, not really feeling this,
Speaker 1: and the break's not going as well as I hoped
Speaker 1: it would. I'm just going to give up and duck out.
Speaker 1: Let Brook, Jose and Alexis finish it out for me.
Speaker 2: It be fine, Well talk about well, it's because if
Speaker 2: that ever happens, I'm sorry not if when that happens,
Speaker 2: I need to have a backup post ready.
Speaker 1: And there's a famous saying that goes and a little
Speaker 1: child shall lead them, And the closest person to a
Speaker 1: child around here is Alexis. Alexis, this break is not
Speaker 1: going very well right now. I can sense it. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I think I'm going to duck out. It's the perfect
Speaker 1: time to pass the baton to you. I need quiet
Speaker 1: in the as this little child takes us to the
Speaker 1: next part of our segment. Alexis, go ahead.
Speaker 2: I mean, thanks, Jeff, And since you went on for
Speaker 2: so long, we're running out of time, and that means
Speaker 2: we have to do which clip Visit to the swim
Speaker 2: Two audio clips from the internet. One is viral one
Speaker 2: is about some parent I think I don't know. Okay,
Speaker 2: now you know, I'm not sure which it is. But yeah,
Speaker 2: we're gonna pick.
Speaker 1: Up all right, Okay, I'm stepping back in. I'm stepping
Speaker 1: back in Alexis Alexis.
Speaker 2: This is a brooking Alexis show.
Speaker 1: Now it's too late, Jeff, We're too late. It's not
Speaker 1: we don't have enough time to do which clip is?
Speaker 1: And I wanted you to get to the question part.
Speaker 2: Take us to the question I guess shock card question today? Okay, okay,
Speaker 2: I don't know what just happened?
Speaker 6: Did you?
Speaker 2: I got a little confusing. It won't work on it.
Speaker 4: That was good.
Speaker 2: It's not a future. I'm proud of her.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna lose my job here in a second. We
Speaker 1: do have a bucket full of names. We're gonna draw
Speaker 1: one out to who gets asked a trivia question. If
Speaker 1: you answer it wrong, your punishments be shocked while singing
Speaker 1: a song, So text into seven, eight, five, nine to two,
Speaker 1: tell us what you'd like to hear. I had the
Speaker 1: shot caller last, and I drew a name out, and
Speaker 1: it's my own name. Jeff's looking for my perfect fishinghole. Dubou.
Speaker 2: Al right, it's the rough day for you, buddy, fish hole.
Speaker 1: All right, I'm putting it on the shot collar while
Speaker 1: that happens, Digital Jake read it's a shot callar question
Speaker 1: of the day.
Speaker 7: Advertising jingles may not be as prevalent as they used
Speaker 7: to be, but they still pop up here and there,
Speaker 7: and they can be as infectious as ever. Oh yeah,
Speaker 7: and recently, a popular marketing website conducted a poll to
Speaker 7: name the ten most memorable advertising jingles of all time. Luckily,
Speaker 7: these have all been aired in the last two decades,
Speaker 7: so you.
Speaker 1: Should know them.
Speaker 8: All right.
Speaker 7: You only need to get five of these, okay, and
Speaker 7: I'm gonna give you a hint. I'm gonna tell you
Speaker 7: that one of them is insurance, two of them are cereals,
Speaker 7: one of them is a canned good, and one of
Speaker 7: them is a restaurant. I need you to pick these
Speaker 7: five popular jingles out.
Speaker 8: Good luck.
Speaker 2: Are we going by category? Is that? How do you
Speaker 2: want to discuss this?
Speaker 8: Yeah?
Speaker 1: I guess let's go by category. Insurance jingles.
Speaker 2: I can't think of one, isn't that bad?
Speaker 1: I think of two. We are farmers farmers insurance, and
Speaker 1: then the other one is like a good neighbors.
Speaker 2: The definitely that one, probably the one, Yeah, Okay State Farm,
Speaker 2: you really missed your calling. As a jingle singer is
Speaker 2: Nice actually wrote a few jingles for advertising companies. Did
Speaker 2: she write any famous?
Speaker 1: None of the famous ones, just the really lame ones
Speaker 1: Okay State Farm, proud of your mom, Cereal, the one, snap.
Speaker 2: Cracker pop rice Krispies.
Speaker 1: Was that a jingle?
Speaker 2: I mean it's a song. What was was fruit? Loops loops?
Speaker 1: Wait, it goes about it?
Speaker 4: I got it. It's lucky charm.
Speaker 2: What's the jingle?
Speaker 1: Though, Let's get the question one more time.
Speaker 7: The shock color happens. Ever, every frooking Jeffrey, what's gonna happen?
Speaker 2: We're gonna get an email from Jeffrey's mom saying that
Speaker 2: she can write us.
Speaker 7: A please do That jingle might not catch on as
Speaker 7: I hoped, but there are plenty of other jingles that
Speaker 7: are iconic enough that they made the list of the
Speaker 7: most memorable advertising jingles of all time. I asked you
Speaker 7: to name the top five, and I gave you hints
Speaker 7: that one was insurance, two were cereals, one is a
Speaker 7: can good, and one as a restaurant. I'll also give
Speaker 7: you a golden guest. Sing me a jingle you think
Speaker 7: is on the list, and I'll let you know if
Speaker 7: you're right or not.
Speaker 4: There's another series.
Speaker 6: Question.
Speaker 1: That's the one I want to question. I want to question,
Speaker 1: is snap Crackle Pop, Rice Crispies on there? Please sing
Speaker 1: it snap Crackle Pop? And then then a stop Rice Crispies.
Speaker 7: That is on the list?
Speaker 1: Okay, okay, can goods. There's only one thing that comes
Speaker 1: to my head. Oh, what's Campbell's.
Speaker 2: Isn't it tasty or something?
Speaker 1: The one that came to my head the Jolly Green
Speaker 1: Giant Spaghetti Spaghettio.
Speaker 2: And then the last one is the restaurant, and it
Speaker 2: has to be McDonald's. Right, I'm loving it.
Speaker 5: Almost It's okay, any other restaurant?
Speaker 2: What about baby Back?
Speaker 1: Oh that is a great one.
Speaker 9: Back in the day, everyone saying school kids would sing that.
Speaker 1: All right, we're gonna do that one. Then, so the
Speaker 1: final answers here we go are the insurance company is
Speaker 1: is State Farm like a good neighbor State Farm is there?
Speaker 1: The cereals are snap Cracker Pop, which we already got right,
Speaker 1: that's me Lucky Charms, the magically Delicious. Then the can
Speaker 1: goods are uh oh, spaghetti O's and McDonald's restaurant. I'm
Speaker 1: loving it a solid.
Speaker 7: According to a poll done by a popular marketing website,
Speaker 7: these are the top five most memorable advertising jingles of
Speaker 7: all time. Number five was a Cereal They're magically Delicious
Speaker 7: lucky Charms. Number four you got with your golden gas
Speaker 7: snack Crackle pop Rice Crispies. You think I just said snack,
Speaker 7: It still makes sense. Number three on the list was
Speaker 7: the restaurant butt up. Almost overthought that one. Number two
Speaker 7: was a canned good. It was a soup Campbell soup good.
Speaker 2: Oh that's what it is, nothing.
Speaker 10: Good.
Speaker 7: And number one on the list was Nationwide Insurance Nationwise
Speaker 7: on your side.
Speaker 1: Well, I thought we've got some pretty good guesses in there,
Speaker 1: but we didn't get it right.
Speaker 2: You didn't do your jingle heritage right.
Speaker 1: And somebody wanted to hear the Kitcat bar jingle. That's
Speaker 1: a good one was number six on the list.
Speaker 7: Any of these, I know you don't remember the kit
Speaker 7: Cat break.
Speaker 4: Gave me a break?
Speaker 1: What is it?
Speaker 2: Break it off?
Speaker 1: Give any break yourself before you like that? Okay, give
Speaker 1: me a break, break me off. A piece of that
Speaker 1: kid cat bar Okay, that's your shot collar question of the.
Speaker 3: Day, Freaking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 1: If you've ever made a New Year's resolution to work
Speaker 1: out more and get back in shape, you are going
Speaker 1: to hate the guy that's waiting on the phone right now.
Speaker 1: A lot of people want to get fat well. He
Speaker 1: calls himself a gym addict.
Speaker 2: Oh no, I already have thoughts in my head. I
Speaker 2: know they're Judge. I'm trying not to be Gee.
Speaker 1: He cannot stand all the new people that flood the
Speaker 1: health clubs every January trying to better themselves. In fact,
Speaker 1: he was so tired of just sitting back and waiting
Speaker 1: for them to give up that he's been taking matters
Speaker 1: into his own hands to force them to quit what
Speaker 1: And he doesn't feel bad about it at all, And
Speaker 1: that's why he's ready to come on the show and
Speaker 1: confess the shady things that he's been doing in a
Speaker 1: brand new mass speaker, So if you have a new
Speaker 1: Year's resolution, you're gonna want to listen.
Speaker 8: Coming up, you don't confession, I can't take better el
Speaker 8: arms speaker.
Speaker 1: We got a confession that someone texted into seven eight
Speaker 1: five nine too, says I made out with my cousin
Speaker 1: and I really liked it. Oh geez, Okay, I know
Speaker 1: we're not supposed to say the names on here either,
Speaker 1: but Jose can you not text him? Just say it
Speaker 1: like a normal person on the air.
Speaker 4: That's my thing.
Speaker 1: You're taking my king, But no, we get it. You
Speaker 1: want to get something off your chest, joke everyone.
Speaker 4: Some of my cousins listen.
Speaker 1: Now, I know why. But if you want to get
Speaker 1: something off your chest, this is the place where you
Speaker 1: can do it anonymously. And one of our listeners is
Speaker 1: already on the line ready to give us his dark secret.
Speaker 1: He's going with the fake name Kevin. So Kevin, welcome
Speaker 1: to the show man.
Speaker 8: Hey, thank you very much for having me.
Speaker 9: Yeah, Kevin confirmed that you are not my cousin and
Speaker 9: we've never kissed real.
Speaker 8: Quick, definitely not.
Speaker 2: You can't confirm it. I like it, Kevin. I like
Speaker 2: your style.
Speaker 3: Man.
Speaker 2: I can't wait to hear your confession.
Speaker 1: So the voice changer is going right now. Kevin, you
Speaker 1: are the mass speaker. Now, whenever you're ready, tell us
Speaker 1: what's been going on.
Speaker 8: All right, Well, I'm going to set it up for
Speaker 8: you real quick, because there's a little bit of a backstory. Okay,
Speaker 8: there's been a couple of years now in the in
Speaker 8: the process. So I'm like, I'm proud of my body.
Speaker 8: I'm proud of like my work regimen. I go to
Speaker 8: the gym.
Speaker 2: So if we were to check out your social media,
Speaker 2: it'd be a lot of hashtag gym life.
Speaker 8: There's going to be like a lot of shirtless stuff.
Speaker 1: Okay, so what is your social media?
Speaker 4: Your handle on your Yeah.
Speaker 2: But that's awesome, though, I mean, you work hard at it,
Speaker 2: and you deserve to enjoy your body. Absolutely everyone should.
Speaker 8: Yeah. So in doing so, there's a lot of dedication obviously,
Speaker 8: and I have a very particular workout, so I have
Speaker 8: to like have certain things available to me. There's circuits
Speaker 8: that I do, there's timing involved, and it's great. But
Speaker 8: every year around this time when the New York hits,
Speaker 8: all of these people flood the gym.
Speaker 2: Oh, so you called in to tell everyone, good for
Speaker 2: you for trying to start a.
Speaker 8: New Oh, it's worse than that. I'm getting to my confession.
Speaker 8: I just want to set it up because I want
Speaker 8: to I want you to understand the context of it. Okay,
Speaker 8: all right, I'm dealing with people that are coming in.
Speaker 8: They're sitting on the bench that I need to do
Speaker 8: some presses on. They're on their phone, or they're doing
Speaker 8: some odd little planking workout or something they saw on
Speaker 8: a YouTube tutorial. You know, they're asking me, are you
Speaker 8: using this weight? I'm like, why are you talking to me?
Speaker 8: Obviously I'm not using that twenty pound or that ten pound.
Speaker 8: I'm here with like a sixty pound dumbbelt.
Speaker 2: I feel, okay, listen, I feel a little judged right
Speaker 2: now because I'm I'm the one like, yeah, I know
Speaker 2: how to use like the machines and stuff. But every
Speaker 2: once while I'm like, yeah, I'm gonna go do some
Speaker 2: free weights and I don't know when the hell I'm doing.
Speaker 9: That's farther reason I don't join a gym because I'm like, dude,
Speaker 9: I hear people always complain about new gym people. So
Speaker 9: I'm anxiety, Like, if I start, I can't do any equipment.
Speaker 4: I don't know what I'm doing.
Speaker 9: Someone's gonna be like, get out of the way, bro,
Speaker 9: you're ruining my sound.
Speaker 2: It sounds like Kevin's gonna do what it sounds like.
Speaker 8: In reaction to this, with the annoyance that I.
Speaker 11: Have to face, yes hard like Kevin.
Speaker 8: Yes, I have a little trick like to pull from
Speaker 8: being a wrestler back in the day. I used to
Speaker 8: weigh in all the time, right, and we balance the
Speaker 8: weights to make sure that you're right on the number.
Speaker 8: So I know how to mess around with the scales.
Speaker 8: I know how to unbalance them, like the scales in
Speaker 8: the locker room exactly. Ohay, so we have two. We
Speaker 8: have two. We have one right outside the locker rooms
Speaker 8: and then there's one like inside of the male's locker room,
Speaker 8: for instance. So what I do is I purposely unbalance
Speaker 8: them to make them about five six pounds.
Speaker 2: Heavier, heavier direction, sir.
Speaker 8: Their faces are brilliant. I mean the shocks, the propration,
Speaker 8: like Kevin sad.
Speaker 3: Kevin.
Speaker 9: It's always funny because I know he gets satisfaction because
Speaker 9: there's just such annoying people to him.
Speaker 2: Kevin, you're like body shaming people just so that they'll
Speaker 2: get out of your way and use the weights he wants.
Speaker 1: Oh, they're body shaming themselves. He's just leading them down
Speaker 1: the wrong hand. Yeah.
Speaker 8: And there's the second tier to it too that I
Speaker 8: have to admit.
Speaker 2: Oh, you're so proud, Yes, I wanted.
Speaker 8: I'm getting stuff off my chest here. The second thing
Speaker 8: I do is the lighter weights, like the ten pounds,
Speaker 8: the fifteen pounds, even the twenty pounds. These are the
Speaker 8: most common weights for these newbies. So I'll literally come
Speaker 8: in and very subtly I'll hide them behind the rack.
Speaker 4: Why is this so funny?
Speaker 8: And you see them looking and you see them grab
Speaker 8: like a thirty five or forty they can't lift it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, your resolutions don't lie. But have you ever thought
Speaker 2: about like wanting instead to like coach them and help them.
Speaker 8: They're all going to give up, Okay.
Speaker 2: I see that you don't have a lot of hope.
Speaker 10: In your heart.
Speaker 8: That'd be like me going into Starbucks and jumping over
Speaker 8: the counter and trying to make copies. You know, it's
Speaker 8: like I don't belong to h.
Speaker 2: I think that's they're allowed to buy a gym membership
Speaker 2: just like you are, yea, and they are allowed to
Speaker 2: be there, and they're actually really nice.
Speaker 9: They'd probably be like, sure, let me show you how
Speaker 9: to make that drink.
Speaker 8: Well, there should be a side gym for these people,
Speaker 8: like a swimming pool.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so you've been doing this for what did you
Speaker 1: say two years now, two years now, and no one's
Speaker 1: ever seen you do that, and you've never got.
Speaker 8: Caught, not yet. But I imagine that if anybody in
Speaker 8: my little circles knew about it or saw they pat
Speaker 8: me on the back, I'll tell you that you had
Speaker 8: been fired.
Speaker 4: Bro, if they found out that you.
Speaker 2: Haven't worked there. He just goes there all the time,
Speaker 2: everybody worked even worse, like he could be making money
Speaker 2: and training all these people, but instead he's just messing
Speaker 2: with him and trolling. O.
Speaker 3: Wow.
Speaker 1: See he's going to be the only member of the
Speaker 1: gym left. It's just Kevin's gym now. No one can
Speaker 1: find any weights there.
Speaker 2: Did you hear his evil laugh? He's so on board.
Speaker 8: Oh man. So I just want all my fellow gym
Speaker 8: raps out there to know I'm doing my part.
Speaker 2: Way to break the stereotype on those people.
Speaker 1: Text into seven eighty five nine two. If you have
Speaker 1: a confession that you've been holding on to, we could
Speaker 1: hide your identity by masking your voice so you can
Speaker 1: become the next mass speaker. Phone tap coming up.
Speaker 3: Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 1: You know, there's a time in every guy's life where
Speaker 1: he wonders is that dude my best friend. You guys
Speaker 1: think that maybe he is? Yes, what do I do now?
Speaker 11: Oh?
Speaker 2: Just be friends?
Speaker 1: Well, it can get especially awkward as an adult if
Speaker 1: you get that feeling and you want to make it
Speaker 1: official by asking him to be your best Broka that's
Speaker 1: what happens today.
Speaker 2: It doesn't happen all the time in dude's circles.
Speaker 1: No, it's happening today when Jose calls up a guy's
Speaker 1: girlfriend to say, you might not know me, but I
Speaker 1: work with your man and I think we're about to
Speaker 1: be bros for life. Do you think he'll accept if
Speaker 1: I ask him get some advice? No, he wants permission.
Speaker 1: So it's going to get awkward in your phone tab
Speaker 1: right now, it's another.
Speaker 6: Hello.
Speaker 8: Hi?
Speaker 9: Is this Sarah?
Speaker 8: Yes?
Speaker 9: Hi, my name is Eddie. We've never met before, but
Speaker 9: I am a huge fan.
Speaker 6: Okay, I'm sorry, I don't know you.
Speaker 9: I'm sorry that sounded kind of weird. Look, i'm working
Speaker 9: with your boyfriend Tim. I don't know if he's ever
Speaker 9: mentioned anything about me.
Speaker 6: Maybe, Oh, I'm sorry.
Speaker 9: No, Oh, okay, are you sure?
Speaker 8: Though?
Speaker 9: Maybe he called me steady Eddie ed ed Edward maybe
Speaker 9: like you ever heard of that name.
Speaker 6: No, I'm sorry. Oh, but are you okay?
Speaker 10: Tim?
Speaker 6: Okay?
Speaker 1: Yeah, Tim is great.
Speaker 9: Oh my gosh, Tim, he's amazing. I look, I just
Speaker 9: started working here a few weeks ago. And it's weird
Speaker 9: because you know him and I just like totally connected.
Speaker 11: Connected. How what are you talking about?
Speaker 9: You know? You know Tim, he's so funny and he's
Speaker 9: I'm funny.
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 9: It just you know, it just kind of works between us.
Speaker 9: It's like a like a bro topia.
Speaker 1: Oh, I get it.
Speaker 11: That's great. You guys are friends.
Speaker 9: Yeah, it's great. And look this may sound a little cheesy,
Speaker 9: but you know how every guy has a best bro. Yeah, well,
Speaker 9: I think I finally found mine after all these years,
Speaker 9: and I am just so happy.
Speaker 11: Okay.
Speaker 9: Do you think if I asked him my best bro?
Speaker 9: He would say yes?
Speaker 6: Do I think if so?
Speaker 11: I don't know. I'm sorry.
Speaker 9: Oh my gosh, I don't know either. We're both nervous
Speaker 9: about this. I'd be so happy. I'd do like a
Speaker 9: cartwheel on a big grass hill and I put it
Speaker 9: on YouTube and I titled it Bros for Life but
Speaker 9: like the number four because it's cooler.
Speaker 6: Okay, I should probably talk to Tim about this because
Speaker 6: oh no, no, don't.
Speaker 9: Don't tell him. Okay, don't tell him. It's a prime Look.
Speaker 9: I just have two questions for you. First, when is
Speaker 9: his birthday? He will not tell me that, silly pants.
Speaker 11: I keep asking.
Speaker 6: You sound like a nice guy, but damn, I don't
Speaker 6: know if I should get that information out because he
Speaker 6: doesn't even know what I'm talking to you.
Speaker 9: So, okay, forget that one. What about this one? This
Speaker 9: is more important it Where is he most tinklish?
Speaker 11: That's not funny.
Speaker 1: I got long.
Speaker 9: Fingies, so if he wanted to be tickled anywhere, I
Speaker 9: need to know his sweet spot.
Speaker 11: And I gotta get going. Okay, wait, hold on, wait.
Speaker 9: He told me you guys were having an anniversary coming up,
Speaker 9: and you're going to a cabin.
Speaker 6: He told you that.
Speaker 9: Yeah, I'm gonna tag along If that's okay. No, no, don't,
Speaker 9: because even though he's gonna be getting down and journey
Speaker 9: with you, he'll need some broad time to recharge the batteries.
Speaker 1: If you know what I mean.
Speaker 11: No, I don't know what you mean.
Speaker 9: So if I'm doing broad time with him, we need
Speaker 9: to make sure that you have our lunches ready when
Speaker 9: we come back from fishing and arm wrestling each other.
Speaker 11: I'm not making anybody lunch. He's on my anniversary. I
Speaker 11: don't even know who you are.
Speaker 4: I'm steady Eddie.
Speaker 6: Yeah you said that already, but I don't think you
Speaker 6: would appreciate you calling me without asking him.
Speaker 9: No, he totally knows. He's the one who sent you
Speaker 9: up for this prank phone call. And it's like, it's
Speaker 9: like done, That's what bros do best, bros.
Speaker 11: Wait what, Yeah, my name's actually.
Speaker 9: Jose from Oh wait, sorry, my name's actually Jose for
Speaker 9: the radio Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 4: We're doing a phone tap on you.
Speaker 6: Oh my, I'm like, what the hell is going on? Yeah,
Speaker 6: like you have to get cursed out bound to be
Speaker 6: nice because you said he was a coworker.
Speaker 11: Oh my god, Tim set you.
Speaker 4: Up and you obviously got you really good. He wanted
Speaker 4: to wish you a happy universary.
Speaker 2: Tell you that he loves you.
Speaker 9: You're his best friend in the world, and he's glad
Speaker 9: you're not his.
Speaker 4: Bro, not like me.
Speaker 11: I'm his bro.
Speaker 9: Oh you don't like my boys, Well you better get
Speaker 9: used to it, sister, because you're gonna hear a lot
Speaker 9: of it at the cabin when we're fishing and arm
Speaker 9: wrestling and you're making lunches.
Speaker 11: Yeah, Dad, I'll drown you first.
Speaker 9: Can I request no PB in jays because I'm allergic
Speaker 9: to peanuts? And I'll soo about fourteen other things?
Speaker 6: Oh my god, wake up?
Speaker 3: Every morning was fum taps weekday mornings on the twenties,
Speaker 3: freaking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 1: You know, I have to admit. We do get to
Speaker 1: do a lot of cool stuff on our show.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's really fun.
Speaker 1: But probably one of the best parts is when we
Speaker 1: can help out a listener with a big life milestone. Yeah,
Speaker 1: we've done it before. Like we've had a marriage proposal
Speaker 1: live on the air. That was good. We celebrated a
Speaker 1: big anniversary with a couple one time, and we even
Speaker 1: spread one of our former employees ashes in the studio.
Speaker 4: Okay, I don't remember.
Speaker 1: His name was Ed.
Speaker 2: That's what happened.
Speaker 1: He's not dead, he just he did a lot of
Speaker 1: drugs in the studio, so there's ashes from that everywhere.
Speaker 2: Lene, and we're still thinking of you with all the ashes.
Speaker 1: He told us to just spread it around because the
Speaker 1: company can't afford a cleaning crew, so it just made
Speaker 1: it less noticeable, but some of his drug ashes are
Speaker 1: spread over there. There's some of his drug ashes over there.
Speaker 2: Ed was one of my favorite people.
Speaker 1: Today is going to be a first for us because
Speaker 1: one of our listeners wants help to do a major
Speaker 1: life event on our show and it's one that we've
Speaker 1: never attempted before. Oh so we're never gonna forget this.
Speaker 1: Maybe they won't. We're gonna hear what it is when
Speaker 1: we do your awkward Tuesday phone call coming up. It's awkward,
Speaker 1: it's Tuesday.
Speaker 3: It's awkward Tuesday phone call. You No.
Speaker 1: Usually when you hear about gender reveal stories in the news,
Speaker 1: the police are involved. There's been several massive explosions, millions
Speaker 1: in property damage. The attendees are all huddled together in
Speaker 1: those like silver blankets, crying and confused. We never thought
Speaker 1: the nerve Gas idea could have ended like this. But
Speaker 1: you know, not all baby gender reveals have to be
Speaker 1: super Bowl worthy events. Yeah, some couples prefer to keep
Speaker 1: it a little more intimate, a little more low key,
Speaker 1: you know, a little more private.
Speaker 2: Okay, weird people. Why are we talking about those people?
Speaker 1: That's what we're doing. We're a low key private internationally syndicated.
Speaker 2: Radio show, what you're talking about on our show?
Speaker 1: On our show. That's right, We're going to be part
Speaker 1: of our first ever live gender review, and it's for
Speaker 1: one of our listeners. Her name is Shana Shana Away.
Speaker 1: First of all, congratulations, I assume it's you. You're pregnant.
Speaker 11: Yes, it's me.
Speaker 6: I'm so excited, Thank yous.
Speaker 4: I can hear you're glowing.
Speaker 2: How far along are you?
Speaker 6: I am actually a few weeks and he does know.
Speaker 11: I did tell him about it already.
Speaker 1: So okay, who is he?
Speaker 6: My boyfriend of a year. His name is Adam.
Speaker 2: Okay, okay. It is crazy how soon they can tell
Speaker 2: the sex of a baby. I had my second child
Speaker 2: after thirty five. So I was like AMA, which means
Speaker 2: advanced maternal age. Oh yeah, and so yeah, they do
Speaker 2: all these like extra tests on you and I We're
Speaker 2: like we could know in what the first month and
Speaker 2: a half or something?
Speaker 11: Crazy.
Speaker 4: When she said three weeks, I was like.
Speaker 2: A few weeks but yeah, yeah, like are you just guessing?
Speaker 1: So how did you find out the do you know
Speaker 1: yet the gender of your baby?
Speaker 11: Yeah?
Speaker 6: So I just went to the I got dropped off
Speaker 6: by Adam and.
Speaker 11: They told me.
Speaker 6: So he doesn't know because he actually wasn't there.
Speaker 1: Okay, now in your email, you said your boyfriend doesn't
Speaker 1: know the gender, but he does know that you're pregnant.
Speaker 6: Oh.
Speaker 11: It was really cute the way I told him.
Speaker 6: He was actually working on something on the car in
Speaker 6: the garage and I brought in a hot roll and
Speaker 6: I told him this is a bun from the oven.
Speaker 2: All right, you're a pun lady.
Speaker 10: Yeah.
Speaker 9: He was like, yes, honey, that's where buns come from.
Speaker 4: Anyways, back door, all right?
Speaker 1: Did he have a good response to it?
Speaker 11: It was so great.
Speaker 6: We were just cracking up and like he was super happy,
Speaker 6: and yeah.
Speaker 2: Is this your guys' first kid together?
Speaker 11: Yes, yes, it is.
Speaker 2: So it's like extra exciting. I mean not that I
Speaker 2: mean that came off.
Speaker 5: Bad litening second per second child disappointment.
Speaker 2: I just mean it's really new. The second one isn't
Speaker 2: as like new, like, yeah.
Speaker 1: Let's let's just focus on Shana and her baby. So
Speaker 1: you know the gender.
Speaker 2: I'm just going to start.
Speaker 1: Are we allowed to know the gender?
Speaker 2: Yes?
Speaker 6: Yes, okay, so I found out that we're having a boy.
Speaker 2: Yeas Yeah, And would you have been disappointed if it
Speaker 2: was not.
Speaker 4: For women in this world.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna tell you my my best friend when she
Speaker 2: found out she was having a boy, was sad for
Speaker 2: a while because, yeah, I mean, like sometimes people get
Speaker 2: their heart set.
Speaker 4: On a lot.
Speaker 1: Maybe it is a good question. Is that why we're
Speaker 1: doing this in an awkward Tuesday? Because once he finds
Speaker 1: out it's a boy, he's gonna be like, ah, shucks.
Speaker 4: What's awkward here?
Speaker 11: No?
Speaker 6: No, no, So I was just like looking up ideas
Speaker 6: for like gender reveals and just fun, like cute, creative
Speaker 6: ways to tell people. I'm like, I didn't want it
Speaker 6: to be too complicated or too expensive, like one said
Speaker 6: by a firework show and my.
Speaker 4: God, yeah didn't cause fires exactly.
Speaker 6: Yeah, just like not trying to hurt anyone or be crazy.
Speaker 6: Uh Like there was one where you could go to
Speaker 6: a farm and they'll like feed the cow a pill
Speaker 6: that turns the milk colors.
Speaker 1: That seems like a gender reveal for Brooks second child. Yeah,
Speaker 1: the first one gets the fireworks show the cow.
Speaker 2: A school and grab that second.
Speaker 1: Utter, Sha, you're not interesting it in any of those things.
Speaker 6: No, no, no, I wanted it to be like cute, special,
Speaker 6: you know. So my friend was like, well, you know
Speaker 6: what's fun and cheap Baroke and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 2: That was also my nickname in Colors.
Speaker 1: You come to the right place, I guess. So we are.
Speaker 2: Is your partner a fan of the show too?
Speaker 6: No he's not, so he doesn't know what you guys do. Okay, okay, yeah,
Speaker 6: So I was thinking we could do like a prank
Speaker 6: call or maybe like mess with.
Speaker 11: Him in some kind of way.
Speaker 6: Then I emailed your station and I talked to your
Speaker 6: producer and he suggested maybe doing it in like awkward Tuesday,
Speaker 6: And I was like, oh, that could be really fun too.
Speaker 1: Yeah, because awkward doesn't always have to mean like awkward bad.
Speaker 1: Awkward could just mean like surprise or uncomfortable, right, Okay, yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean it's better than doing it into textual healing
Speaker 1: because at least we'll be able to hear his reaction.
Speaker 1: We don't like read what he said.
Speaker 4: Then it's a boy. He's like thumbs up.
Speaker 1: Okay, this is hard.
Speaker 2: I didn't find out the sex of either of my kids,
Speaker 2: so yeah, still, yeah, I mean.
Speaker 1: I know, yeah, yeah, no, but yeah, some people never
Speaker 1: want to know, and some people like are dying to know.
Speaker 2: I just don't have any.
Speaker 1: Ideas yet, you know, I think about this, okay, And
Speaker 1: that's what you're looking for from Mushane and you want
Speaker 1: some ideas on how to say it to him.
Speaker 6: Yeah, like ideas on how to do it, like over
Speaker 6: the phone and like a fun way.
Speaker 1: We obviously have some thinking to do.
Speaker 4: Yeah, a lot of Yeah.
Speaker 2: And if anyone has any text suggestions on text to
Speaker 2: seventy five nine two.
Speaker 1: Yeah, So we're going to steal your ideas and then
Speaker 1: forward them to Shana when we come back and finish
Speaker 1: awkward Tuesday phone call. Next, It's awkward.
Speaker 3: It's Tuesday.
Speaker 12: It's awkward Tuesday phone call.
Speaker 1: Is there a show on this planet that loves babies
Speaker 1: more than us? If there is, I'd like to throw
Speaker 1: a rattle at that show. Nobody should take our crown
Speaker 1: for loving babies as much as we do. I mean,
Speaker 1: we mentioned a kid once and Brook and Jose practically
Speaker 1: start leaking right here, Brook and Jeffrey cheap fun and
Speaker 1: number one for loving your baby.
Speaker 4: That is right.
Speaker 2: My overrage are jumping around inside of me today.
Speaker 1: One of our listeners has asked for our help doing
Speaker 1: an over the phone gender reveal, which is something we've
Speaker 1: never done before. It's a cool first for us, and
Speaker 1: I'm curious as to what my hosts are gonna say
Speaker 1: for how Shana should do this. Okay, Shane, you feeling ready?
Speaker 6: I am ready?
Speaker 1: All right? So Brooke, what do you have?
Speaker 2: Okay? This is what I think. You call him and
Speaker 2: you tell them, Oh my god, honey, I'm in the
Speaker 2: middle of a radio game trivia show and you're my
Speaker 2: lifeline that Jeff jumps in and asks three rapid fire
Speaker 2: questions where the answer is all boy right, because you're
Speaker 2: having a boy so it'd be like eighties Please name
Speaker 2: the eighties icon who goes by blank George right, and
Speaker 2: then he says boy Okay.
Speaker 1: He wants to put together an entire game.
Speaker 2: Show now, yeah, like oh, when you're excited, you say,
Speaker 2: oh damn it, no boy.
Speaker 1: You know what, brother, that's a great idea. Give me
Speaker 1: two weeks and I can produce that for you, and
Speaker 1: we'll do it for somebody else's gender reveal answer. No,
Speaker 1: we need this short and simple. That's what Shana has
Speaker 1: asked for us. Jose what do you have? Short?
Speaker 8: Simple?
Speaker 9: I think the most fun thing that we do on
Speaker 9: the show are my phone tap character.
Speaker 2: Voices so it's gonna be all about jose.
Speaker 4: Could come to save you and do the reveal for you. Hey,
Speaker 4: I'll tell you what. It's a boy. I'll tell you
Speaker 4: a girl.
Speaker 1: It's well, there you, Shana. You wanted simple and cheap
Speaker 1: and you got it.
Speaker 2: I mean it's one of those you get what you
Speaker 2: pay for pretty much.
Speaker 1: Is any of that helping you?
Speaker 6: I actually really liked the trivia question one.
Speaker 11: I think it could be quick and fun.
Speaker 1: I don't think we have time to put together a
Speaker 1: whole trivia show for you. We're short here, we're short
Speaker 1: on time.
Speaker 6: It'd be like three question I think.
Speaker 1: Honestly, Shana, you just need to do something that's that
Speaker 1: comes from the heart. It's not like, well then the
Speaker 1: fact that we're recording it. You know, you guys can
Speaker 1: sit down together afterwards and like listen to it in
Speaker 1: a podcast. I mean, that's realistically what we can give
Speaker 1: you here.
Speaker 2: I would I will just throw a sound effect in
Speaker 2: like instead of awkward, it's it's a boy.
Speaker 12: Doesn't take a lot.
Speaker 1: It takes a lot more time of programming and things
Speaker 1: like that.
Speaker 2: With my mouth, did you We'll put that in our
Speaker 2: back pocket in case we need you to do a
Speaker 2: weird it's a boy sound.
Speaker 1: It's a boy there, we got it, So shana on
Speaker 1: a do it from the heart and it'll sound special.
Speaker 6: Okay, but but y'all have my back.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we'll come in with like balloons, I mean, like
Speaker 2: virtual ones our minds and.
Speaker 6: Like that sound and stuff.
Speaker 1: Yeah, all right, I'm gonna dial your boyfriend Adam's number,
Speaker 1: and you can reveal the gender of your new baby too. Okay,
Speaker 1: all right, good luck, here you go.
Speaker 11: Hello, hey baby, Hey.
Speaker 13: Can I call you back on a few minutes.
Speaker 11: Are you busy.
Speaker 13: Kind of I'm flying the drone watching the old neighbor
Speaker 13: guy lose his mind?
Speaker 6: Okay, well, can you like land it just for a second,
Speaker 6: because I just want to tell you something.
Speaker 8: Okay, like now, yes.
Speaker 11: Right now, I want to tell you something. Give me
Speaker 11: a saying anything, okay.
Speaker 13: Yeah, just there's a freaking bird. Hold on, hold on,
Speaker 13: hold on, all right, all right, things expensive, come on,
Speaker 13: all right and touchdown?
Speaker 11: Sorry, okay, okay, thank you? All right.
Speaker 6: So you remember how I went to the doctors last week?
Speaker 8: Yeah?
Speaker 6: Everything, okay, yeah, yeah, I had my check in and
Speaker 6: there's actually something I didn't tell you about.
Speaker 13: Okay, Well that makes it sound like everything's not okay,
Speaker 13: Like what's are you okay?
Speaker 11: No?
Speaker 6: No, no, no, no, everything is great, all normal, Like everything's.
Speaker 11: Fine, okay, okay.
Speaker 8: So.
Speaker 11: Are you sitting down?
Speaker 8: Uh?
Speaker 6: Yeah, I found out it's a boy?
Speaker 8: What's a boy?
Speaker 6: Her baby?
Speaker 8: Whose baby?
Speaker 1: What do you mean?
Speaker 11: Who's baby?
Speaker 6: Our baby?
Speaker 11: Yours in mine?
Speaker 6: What do you mean?
Speaker 8: You're pregnant?
Speaker 3: Wait?
Speaker 1: What dude?
Speaker 6: What are you talking about?
Speaker 8: What you're talking about? What is going Who are these people? Hi?
Speaker 1: What are you talking about? We want to know?
Speaker 2: No, we don't. I want to get off this.
Speaker 10: I want to hear.
Speaker 1: Uh.
Speaker 8: Okay, hey, Adam, we all got a thing. I don't
Speaker 8: know who you are. You're pregnant.
Speaker 1: I'm not pregnant. Your girlfriend is Wait a.
Speaker 6: Minute, what are you talking about? You already knew this.
Speaker 2: No, you never told me what she did?
Speaker 3: Shana?
Speaker 2: Did you tell him?
Speaker 9: Are you kidding me?
Speaker 10: No?
Speaker 3: I did.
Speaker 11: I definitely told him.
Speaker 1: No, you never told me.
Speaker 11: And who are these people on the phone right now?
Speaker 8: Like? Who want to tell me that?
Speaker 7: Right now?
Speaker 8: You can start with that?
Speaker 1: Okay, Well take a breath, dude. This is supposed to
Speaker 1: be really like good news.
Speaker 6: Yeah, it's still like a radio show like Yeah, it's working.
Speaker 6: Jeffrey and I were.
Speaker 1: To, yeah, we're doing something called an awkward Tuesday phone
Speaker 1: call because SHANEA wanted our help to reveal to you
Speaker 1: that your baby together as a boy.
Speaker 11: Yeah, like.
Speaker 2: No, no, no, later in the show. But I'm glad
Speaker 2: we didn't do that trivia thing.
Speaker 8: Good.
Speaker 6: Yeah, hey, I told you five weeks ago.
Speaker 8: When five weeks ago? Can you do the more?
Speaker 6: Oh my god, you were fixing your car, remember, and
Speaker 6: I gave you the hot roll and I said, there's
Speaker 6: a bun in the oven.
Speaker 8: Oh my god, I thought that was a snack. You
Speaker 8: never give me food out there. Way.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you didn't follow that up with like just flat
Speaker 2: out we're having a baby. No.
Speaker 6: I mean he immediately like cracked up laughing, and he
Speaker 6: was like I thought he got it, Like immediately he was, Okay,
Speaker 6: why did you think I was hugging and kissing you?
Speaker 13: What do you I thought you were like making a joke,
Speaker 13: but you were baking.
Speaker 8: And You're like, oh my god, there's an of the
Speaker 8: open and I have no idea what.
Speaker 6: Oh my god, dude, serious, you drove me to all
Speaker 6: the doctor's appointments.
Speaker 8: I didn't know it was a baby. Doctor appointment.
Speaker 6: Oh my god, wait, babe, I showed you the ultrasound, Like, yeah,
Speaker 6: I showed him an ultrasound.
Speaker 2: But you actually saw an ultrasound, Adam, and you didn't
Speaker 2: know that that was a.
Speaker 1: Baby, Dad, the ultra the baby.
Speaker 6: I thought you were just showing me like like they
Speaker 6: thought this was a kidney stone and it isn't.
Speaker 8: I don't know what.
Speaker 4: Oh my god, he's got every sign she's like you
Speaker 4: felt the baby kick.
Speaker 2: This is some bad communications.
Speaker 4: Okay, so let's all stop. Let's rewind and let's try
Speaker 4: this reveal again.
Speaker 1: Yeah, let's pretend that the last two minutes didn't even happen.
Speaker 2: Okay, new conversation.
Speaker 12: Okay, we'll do the sound of the shocked.
Speaker 4: He's the sound of it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, congratulations, and we're gonna be a dad.
Speaker 4: You're gonna own a bun.
Speaker 6: Oh my god, this like did not go the way
Speaker 6: he thought it was gonna go. I'm so sorry.
Speaker 11: Are you?
Speaker 8: Are you?
Speaker 11: Okay?
Speaker 8: Listen, let's letten. Let's let let's listen.
Speaker 3: Honey.
Speaker 8: I'm just I'm this has.
Speaker 11: Got a lot to process. I am.
Speaker 8: I am excited.
Speaker 6: Okay, good me too.
Speaker 8: Yeah, I know this will be very, very fun events together.
Speaker 8: This will be fun.
Speaker 2: Wow, that gott a lot better place, and I thought
Speaker 2: it was because we started off.
Speaker 9: If you need some help for the second shop, let's.
Speaker 1: Save it for the baby shower.
Speaker 3: In the morning.
Speaker 1: One thing I've learned in life, or maybe just from
Speaker 1: working here, is if you want people to do something
Speaker 1: for you, you can't just ask. Really, it won't happen.
Speaker 1: To trick people in order to get them to do
Speaker 1: what you want them to do terrible, Just like how
Speaker 1: Brooke got herself married. Just walk down that aisle, see
Speaker 1: what happens today. I have rewards for each person on
Speaker 1: this show. I love reward for Alexis, got a big
Speaker 1: stack cash. For Brooke, I have analogy and full of
Speaker 1: box wine.
Speaker 2: Do you know me so well?
Speaker 1: I have his favorite squeaky toy.
Speaker 2: You want it?
Speaker 4: You want?
Speaker 1: You gotta do what I say. You're gonna have to care,
Speaker 1: you gotta take care. It works every time. Okay, I'm
Speaker 1: gonna go put some peanut butter on this thing, and
Speaker 1: then we want to come back. Follow you care, don't care.
Speaker 1: It's Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning, and opinions are
Speaker 1: like mixtapes of the time. I don't want to hear them.
Speaker 1: But the one percent when I do is during this segment,
Speaker 1: care don't care? When I read a sticky headline to
Speaker 1: my co host and then ask them if they care
Speaker 1: or don't they care? Let's flip over to side B
Speaker 1: and hit play and see what my co hosts think.
Speaker 1: Your first headline says, you're a complete tool if you
Speaker 1: don't care about this tool, care don't care?
Speaker 6: I want to care.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I like tools. I care well.
Speaker 1: It's obvious that people now are less handy than we
Speaker 1: used to be, right, But it seems like we're hitting
Speaker 1: a new low because a new survey asked two thousand
Speaker 1: homeowners about different types of tools and if they feel
Speaker 1: comfortably using.
Speaker 8: Them or not.
Speaker 2: Okay, where are we at?
Speaker 1: Are you ready for this?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: They found only fifty two percent of people feel confident using.
Speaker 2: A screwdriver, not even like an electric drill.
Speaker 1: Regular Phillips screwdriver.
Speaker 2: Where does the tip go? Do I put it into?
Speaker 1: Almost half of people don't know how to use one.
Speaker 1: That's really and that's the one we're the most confident with.
Speaker 2: Oh that's the top, that's that's the peak.
Speaker 1: The peak. The next is pliers. Less than half of
Speaker 1: us feel like we know how to use those, followed
Speaker 1: by wrenches, then calking guns. Okay, the hammer's not even
Speaker 1: in the top five.
Speaker 4: I see it and I'm like, what do I do?
Speaker 1: And they also asked about the do it yourself home
Speaker 1: projects that we feel confident tackling ourselves. These answers are
Speaker 1: even sadder.
Speaker 8: Okay.
Speaker 1: Number one task that we think we know how to
Speaker 1: do is replace a light bulb. Forty forty three percent
Speaker 1: of people feel confident that they can pull it off.
Speaker 2: Are you joking?
Speaker 1: I'm serious? Are confident they can do it?
Speaker 2: My dad really needs to come out of retirement from
Speaker 2: being an electrician. He's got a lot of work. Apparently
Speaker 2: he needs to do it for people.
Speaker 4: YouTube channel and just teach me how to do this.
Speaker 1: Number two is so cute. Number two is cleaning out
Speaker 1: the lint of the dryer.
Speaker 2: It's so satisfying. I love cleaning out the lit Does
Speaker 2: anyone else like I? Just when I go down and
Speaker 2: it's like really full because I washed something like fluffy.
Speaker 1: Yes, one in three people believe they could unclog their sink,
Speaker 1: and less than a third say they know how to
Speaker 1: stop a running toy with.
Speaker 2: The handle. Anyone else.
Speaker 9: In the back one time I had overflowed and it
Speaker 9: was getting downstairs.
Speaker 1: Okay, yeah, alright, this next headline is one of the
Speaker 1: most amazing inventions that's making kids everywhere say.
Speaker 3: WHOA.
Speaker 1: Care, I don't care, I care?
Speaker 3: I care.
Speaker 1: A Russian YouTuber has been recognized by Guinness as the
Speaker 1: inventor of the world's first retractable lightsaber. What real retractable
Speaker 1: lights His name was Alex Burkin, and he runs the
Speaker 1: Alex lab channel on YouTube and when he unveiled his
Speaker 1: Star Wars inspired invention, he completely shocked his viewers.
Speaker 2: Dude, it really works.
Speaker 1: So we're looking at a picture of it right here
Speaker 1: in studio.
Speaker 2: Now dangerous. This does not look like that I'm buying
Speaker 2: my children.
Speaker 1: It does look kind of similar to a lightsaber in
Speaker 1: the movies, but the lightsaber part looks like actual fire.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it looks like a flame thrower.
Speaker 1: But there's a big silver handle and he pushes a button.
Speaker 1: Then a three foot plasma blade shoots out.
Speaker 2: Whoa, this is what they give kids in Russia to
Speaker 2: play with.
Speaker 1: Apparently, the temperature of the blades over five thousand degrees,
Speaker 1: so it's hot enough to cut some steel.
Speaker 2: Wow, I'm suddenly scared of it.
Speaker 1: He said it took hundreds of experiments to get it
Speaker 1: as close to possible as real lightsaber size, and right
Speaker 1: now it can only last thirty seconds.
Speaker 4: Well, it's crazy.
Speaker 9: That's so much heat in your hand, but your hand
Speaker 9: doesn't get burned like that is a lot of crazy.
Speaker 2: He's wearing a pretty thick glove. I don't know if.
Speaker 1: The previous ones have blown up in his hands because
Speaker 1: of the hydrogen flash.
Speaker 4: That's why there's no hands.
Speaker 2: It's also why he's missing hair.
Speaker 1: And the question is would he win in a real
Speaker 1: life lightsaber battle? I mean, if it lasts less than
Speaker 1: thirty seconds, then I'm guessing he would win.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he's the only one that has one.
Speaker 4: Yes, he's gonna win all of them.
Speaker 1: Le's se if he goes care about this. One of
Speaker 1: the top touristy things in Europe right now is to
Speaker 1: see something from America. How did this happen? Care or
Speaker 1: don't care?
Speaker 2: I I care? I want to be a tourist right now.
Speaker 1: It's hard to imagine a world where McDonald's doesn't exist,
Speaker 1: but the country of Iceland prepared for that day over
Speaker 1: a decade ago. Back in two thousand and nine, the
Speaker 1: only three locations in that country closed their doors.
Speaker 2: Iceland's got no Mickey D's, but.
Speaker 1: Their memory lives on through an artifact that's been displayed
Speaker 1: in the country's most prestigious museum. And that artifact is
Speaker 1: a twelve year old Big Mac.
Speaker 2: Wait, they couldn't keep McDonald's open, but they maum.
Speaker 1: Yeah, well it wasn't like it was given to them.
Speaker 1: The burger was purchased on October thirtieth, two thousand and nine,
Speaker 1: by a man named Horder Sammerson. It was one day
Speaker 1: before the last location closed.
Speaker 2: Okay.
Speaker 1: He took it home and set the bag of food
Speaker 1: down in his garage and then he forgot about it.
Speaker 2: But there's people in Iceland that can forget to eat. Yeah,
Speaker 2: you literally just ordered a Big Mac and you forgot
Speaker 2: to eat it.
Speaker 1: Fast forward three years later, he came across the bag
Speaker 1: and there were his eyes and Big Mac untouched. Mice
Speaker 1: had chewed up the entire bag around it, but didn't
Speaker 1: touch the food.
Speaker 4: You're right, Nature is.
Speaker 1: Like no, and it almost looked brand new. So instead
Speaker 1: of just tossing it, he handed the mint conditioned meal
Speaker 1: to the National Museum and it's been making its rounds
Speaker 1: and galleries all over the country.
Speaker 2: Okay, I could get maybe behind, like I see preservatives
Speaker 2: maybe in like the bun and stuff. How does the
Speaker 2: lettuce still exist? Is it not real? Lettuce?
Speaker 1: I gotta go to But yeah, book your trips to Iceland.
Speaker 1: Make sure you pencil on a visit to see the
Speaker 1: old Big Mac. It's a cool touristy thing to do
Speaker 1: over there right now. Yeah, And finally, Jeff's joke of
Speaker 1: the day care don't care fair? What does a vegan
Speaker 1: zombie like to eat?
Speaker 4: What great.
Speaker 1: That collar question of the day? Or no, it's not what.
Speaker 3: I don't care brooking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 1: It's a new year with a brand new player to
Speaker 1: win Brooks Bucks. Her name is Jackie. She's a referral
Speaker 1: coordinator for healthcare, and she has some new Year's goals
Speaker 1: already laid out for herself. Number one, to stay sane, okay,
Speaker 1: shopping a lot, Jackie stole mine. Now Number two, she
Speaker 1: wants to plan some vacations, maybe even Hawaii for spring break.
Speaker 2: I like that.
Speaker 4: I highly recommend it. I'm the only one too.
Speaker 9: Most people are like, yeah, I don't like Hawaii.
Speaker 4: What sucks?
Speaker 8: I'm like that.
Speaker 2: Oh I just thought, you know, I'm so slowly sorry.
Speaker 4: Tropical beach, maybe a nice vacation.
Speaker 1: Yeah, well, if you returned to that kind of thing,
Speaker 1: break out of the box, Jackie. What are you about Hawaii?
Speaker 10: The beaches, the warmth if it rains, it's not cold.
Speaker 1: You and me, we're really random, weird. Yeah, you guys
Speaker 1: are into some weird stuff here. All right, we're gonna
Speaker 1: send brook out into the cold studio outside, No, leave
Speaker 1: the cold of the studio to go into the warmth
Speaker 1: of the outside. And while she heads out, Jackie, you
Speaker 1: know the game works. He got thirty seconds answer as
Speaker 1: many questions as possible. If you don't know when, you
Speaker 1: could say pass. But you do have to beat brook
Speaker 1: Out right to win. Are you ready?
Speaker 10: I'm ready?
Speaker 1: Good luck? Your time starts now. On this day. In
Speaker 1: nineteen seventy four, the national speed limit was lowered to
Speaker 1: fifty five miles per hour. What was it before? Ny
Speaker 1: SE stands for New York?
Speaker 10: What fine integrity?
Speaker 1: What company makes the video game console known as the Switch?
Speaker 1: The logo for TikTok is a musical note shaped like
Speaker 1: what lowercase letter? What kind of bird is the mascot for.
Speaker 10: Fruit loob cereal you care.
Speaker 1: Oh, solid work there. Jackie Brook's gonna come back into
Speaker 1: the studio. And it says on my phone screener here
Speaker 1: that you do listen to our show. Congratulations. By the way, Yi,
Speaker 1: I'm trying to decode what was written here. It says
Speaker 1: you like second dates and phone taps.
Speaker 10: Well, I like more than that, but those are okay,
Speaker 10: it's usually quite funny.
Speaker 9: You had to choose you get onto our show. Would
Speaker 9: you rather be pranked in a phone call? Or it's
Speaker 9: because you're on a second date update?
Speaker 10: Well, I won't be on any second date updates because
Speaker 10: I am happily married.
Speaker 2: Oh you don't know wait, wait, you don't know what
Speaker 2: your husband's New Year's resolutions are?
Speaker 1: Yeah, that trip to Hawaii might get real interesting? And
Speaker 1: do you follow us on social media? Jackie at Brook
Speaker 1: and Jeffrey.
Speaker 10: I believe I follow you on Facebook?
Speaker 1: Yes, okay, we're on every.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we try to write people back when you comment
Speaker 2: to so comment to it.
Speaker 1: Yes, go follow us everywhere if you haven't already. Now Brook,
Speaker 1: it's your turn here you go.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm ready. Let's yep, almost said something super smooth.
Speaker 1: Your time starts now on this day in nineteen seventy four,
Speaker 1: the national speed limit was lowered to fifty five miles
Speaker 1: per hour. What was it before seventy? NYSE stands for
Speaker 1: New York?
Speaker 2: What stock exchange?
Speaker 1: What company makes the video game console known as the Switch?
Speaker 2: Nintendo?
Speaker 1: The logo for TikTok is a musical note shaped like
Speaker 1: what lowercase letter uh t? What kind of bird is
Speaker 1: the mascot for fruit loop cereal two can? When voting
Speaker 1: in the presidential election, there's two types of votes, the
Speaker 1: popular vote and one other electoral o.
Speaker 8: This maybe a tight one. Today.
Speaker 1: We're gonna go to the scoreboard to see how you
Speaker 1: bolted with hose Ay, nothing says.
Speaker 7: Lovin like like cress It rolls.
Speaker 4: Jackie, you got too correct today?
Speaker 2: You feel good?
Speaker 13: You don't like that answer?
Speaker 2: I think I'm starting And bruh, you got five?
Speaker 1: Oh no, smoked, you're there, Jackie, Sorry about that. Let's
Speaker 1: go over the answers real quick. On this day in
Speaker 1: nineteen seventy four, the national speed limit was officially lowered
Speaker 1: to fifty five miles per hour. It used to be
Speaker 1: seventy miles per hour?
Speaker 4: Shall we change it back?
Speaker 1: Ny SC stands for the New York Stock Exchange. The
Speaker 1: video game console known as the Switch is made by Nintendo.
Speaker 1: The logo for TikTok is a musical note shaped like
Speaker 1: a lowercase D, because in China the app was originally
Speaker 1: called Dewey.
Speaker 2: In a little D yeah, and then here it was
Speaker 2: originally called musically yeah.
Speaker 1: Okay, but no little fun fact about TikTok there for you.
Speaker 1: That's that's why the logo looks that way. And fruit
Speaker 1: Loop Cereal has a mascot that is a two can yeah,
Speaker 1: two can Sam. And in the presidential election, you can
Speaker 1: either do the popular vote. No, you have to do both.
Speaker 1: There's a popular vote and the electoral vote. So Jackie
Speaker 1: unfortunately wasn't enough to beat Brooke today. But just for
Speaker 1: playing you do win a twenty five dollars Disney gift
Speaker 1: card valid at any Disney resort, theme park, or online
Speaker 1: in the Disney store. And I was just there, I
Speaker 1: was there.
Speaker 9: I highly recommend it, I would say, and I'm just
Speaker 9: making this up.
Speaker 4: Happiest place on earth.
Speaker 2: Did you too have some crazy hobbies that may else
Speaker 2: an interest to.
Speaker 4: Be like Disney?
Speaker 2: And we like why we got to keep our secrets
Speaker 2: so unique?
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, Jackie, Jackie, Jackie, thank you so much for
Speaker 1: playing pleasure having you on. Make sure you come back again, right,
Speaker 1: I will thank you your.
Speaker 2: Resolution to win by the end of the year.
Speaker 10: Okay Jackie, Okay, I'll try here all right.
Speaker 1: We'll be back to the wind Brooks Bucks same time
Speaker 1: tomorrow
Speaker 3: Brooking Jeffrey in the morning.